WEBVTT - FULL: Instant Gratification 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.840 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:16.720 Showtime two Krispy Kreme Donuts with chicken in the middle. 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:19.360 You'll want to be listening tomorrow day. 0:00:19.440 --> 0:00:23.400 They am Charlotte. The dog is our soft coated Wheaton Terrier. 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:27.200 Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three, Show 0:00:27.440 --> 0:00:29.240 one two hundred and. 0:00:29.160 --> 0:00:33.680 Eight, Christian O'Connell's Show. Good Morning Jack, Post money guys, 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:36.839 Good morning Patsy. Patsy. How was your day yesterday? How 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:38.920 was your Monday? You were a Monday winner or loser? 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:41.280 It sucked? Actually, I'm a bit of a loser because 0:00:41.320 --> 0:00:46.199 we had a hard waste collection yesterday. The front we 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:47.680 had a king sized mattress. 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:51.040 How I don't ever put the mattress out there? 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:51.559 Why not? 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:53.000 They're always messy. 0:00:53.320 --> 0:00:56.440 Oh well, you can't help they are. 0:00:56.760 --> 0:00:58.920 Now they are. And I just don't want to stained 0:00:59.680 --> 0:01:02.720 matt out in front of my house. People judge you 0:01:02.720 --> 0:01:06.240 by the stains in life. I don't want that out 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:08.200 there because it might see me coming out and associate 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:08.520 the two. 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:11.160 Right now, Chris kind of leaned it up on its side, 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:13.600 up against the hedge that goes along the driveway, and 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:16.399 he did put like the underside of it facing the 0:01:16.440 --> 0:01:18.040 road so no one would see no. 0:01:18.440 --> 0:01:20.479 I remember once when we were put given away matches, 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:22.560 my wife maybe sort of dress it with sort of 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:25.480 distraction pieces to get away from the old two in 0:01:25.600 --> 0:01:29.119 kind of shroud that was mottled all round it. 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:32.360 It's like inevitable though. Everyone's got stains on their mattress once. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:36.760 It's like true, but it's just house advertising. So we 0:01:36.800 --> 0:01:39.120 had that. We had a bean bag, We had an 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:43.399 old barstool, another stool from out the back, and we 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:47.760 had this pot that was busted and it had these 0:01:47.800 --> 0:01:50.200 beautiful pansies in it, but they are long gone, so 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:53.320 it was just basically a clump of weeds in this. 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:59.080 What a thing for hard rubbish, just some dad's plants. 0:01:59.320 --> 0:02:02.160 I love this pot. It was like a shallow round 0:02:02.200 --> 0:02:03.720 pot and I had it at the front door and 0:02:03.760 --> 0:02:06.800 it was some beautiful, you know, annual color. When people 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:08.080 came with the front door, why. 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:09.480 Don't you mper the pot, keep the pot and just 0:02:09.560 --> 0:02:11.080 chuck the old dead plants. 0:02:11.080 --> 0:02:13.720 I'll tell you why. Because my dad came up on 0:02:13.800 --> 0:02:18.320 his scooter one day and accidentally hit accidentally hit like 0:02:18.480 --> 0:02:22.240 drive mode instead of reverse, and slammed into it and 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:27.000 busted it, so we had gaffer tape holding it together 0:02:28.720 --> 0:02:30.440 because I loved it so much. 0:02:31.280 --> 0:02:33.560 Also, obviously he's in a motorized scooter. At first, I 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:37.000 Putuot in one of those razor scooters. No coming down 0:02:37.040 --> 0:02:37.600 the driveway to. 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:42.240 Hit the flag on the back. So Chris said, look, 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:44.320 we need to I said, yes, that's okay, we'll throw 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:47.400 it out. But when I got home yesterday, they'd taken 0:02:47.520 --> 0:02:50.760 everything but the pot, so I didn't. 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:55.280 Think they were allowed to. It was optional. How do 0:02:55.280 --> 0:02:57.200 you get a grip of it? I couldn't got my 0:02:57.200 --> 0:03:00.120 gloves and my gloves has got soil around it. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.079 It wasn't heavy. And I said to Chris, I don't 0:03:02.160 --> 0:03:04.639 understand why they didn't take it. I actually feel offended 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:07.960 that they think it's part of our feral front garden. 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:10.799 But then where they had left it, so you've got 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:11.919 to be very specific. 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:13.400 They don't take garden crab. 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:18.040 Yeah, maybe it's a green waste thing. Yeah take everything matter, No. 0:03:18.160 --> 0:03:19.160 Bet it's organic battery. 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:19.920 You know what do you reckon? 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.480 You know what? There's states like with admin and bureaucracy. 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:25.200 Now there'll be some permit and stuff like that. Hazard. 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:27.840 This garden materials be out there for the rest of 0:03:27.840 --> 0:03:29.760 your life. Oh no, well, in fact, give it to 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:31.920 the Formula one for the Grand Prix next year. Right, 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:34.280 they can use you know, they have those bollards, maybe 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:36.840 those plant pot things like that. It stops your dad 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:38.040 ramming into it. 0:03:38.560 --> 0:03:40.560 Well, they left it dead bang in the middle of 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:42.360 the driveway and Chris. 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:46.000 Had comes making a point with you after moving that 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:47.240 stainy old mattress. 0:03:47.800 --> 0:03:50.160 Grizzy come home and he just instead of moving it 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:54.640 to the side of the driveway, he just liked, no wonder, No, 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:57.160 he's all right. It just drove over it, so tires 0:03:57.200 --> 0:03:58.760 either side of it, And I said, could you not 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.960 move the parts? Find? 0:04:03.000 --> 0:04:05.000 So what are you going to do now? There'd be 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:07.840 a stiffly worded email of complain going to the local council. 0:04:07.920 --> 0:04:09.520 No, I'm sorry, I'll just put in the garbage bin. 0:04:09.600 --> 0:04:10.160 That'll be right. 0:04:10.920 --> 0:04:13.520 You're not allowed to do that. Chuck it in the garbage. 0:04:13.800 --> 0:04:15.720 We've got like a greenway spin I'll put it in there. 0:04:15.840 --> 0:04:17.119 You can't put an entire pot. 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:17.919 Why not? 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:22.800 Only organic? Man is meant to go in the greenway. 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:24.680 It's like plastic, it'll break down won't it. 0:04:25.320 --> 0:04:28.159 That's exactly Oh no. 0:04:29.760 --> 0:04:32.160 Perhaps this is the problem. 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:35.279 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:38.280 Christian O'Connell's show. Are you a Monday winner or loser? 0:04:38.279 --> 0:04:40.520 How is your day yesterday? Let me know On four 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:43.360 seven five three one o four three on a Monday 0:04:43.760 --> 0:04:47.480 loser like Patsy. Yesterday, I was sorting out some an 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:49.800 admin day and normally not on a Monday that when 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:51.359 I think, if I can start the week with the 0:04:51.400 --> 0:04:54.279 worst stuff, the rest of the week is all down here, okay. 0:04:54.440 --> 0:04:55.960 And one of the things I had to do was 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:59.640 book a sort out flights accommodation me and one of 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:01.280 my daughters as we're going to wait to Hobart for 0:05:01.279 --> 0:05:03.719 a couple of days in a bonding thing the break. 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:05.760 So I thought, I'll get this all sorted now, and 0:05:05.800 --> 0:05:08.039 then surprise, we talked about doing it, so I'm just 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.240 going to book it all and so I booked the 0:05:10.279 --> 0:05:13.960 accommodation and then I got on you know they get 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:17.360 that email confirmation and it was like a date for diary, 0:05:17.400 --> 0:05:20.680 get ready for your trip to Hobart In twenty twenty five, 0:05:21.400 --> 0:05:24.960 I booked it for a year on that when I 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:28.080 actually needed in December this year, which is twenty twenty four, 0:05:28.120 --> 0:05:31.480 and I was like, oh damn it, you know you're 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:36.520 like one of The price was great, heavily discounted. They 0:05:36.600 --> 0:05:39.000 must have thought this guy is super organized. Wow, this 0:05:39.000 --> 0:05:42.440 guy's a machine. He's booking a December trip to Hobart. 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:44.960 Now this year, you in advance of that, I had 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:48.600 to go through like canceling all and rebooking and all 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:51.839 the faft that takes. So anyway, now have successfully rebooked 0:05:51.839 --> 0:05:53.280 the trip to go away this. 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:54.800 Year, so takes you three times as much. 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:56.479 It has cost a bit more. Yeah, just did just 0:05:56.520 --> 0:05:59.520 in five minutes. I should lose money yesterday. It's that 0:06:01.960 --> 0:06:04.120 we've got to talk later today about right place but 0:06:04.240 --> 0:06:07.279 wrong time and dates. I was so close but so 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:10.080 far away. The worrying thing is if I hadn't checked 0:06:10.080 --> 0:06:12.640 that email, which is rare for me, right, we would 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:15.440 have gone, right, the flights were okay, we would have 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:17.480 gone and we're gone. Got this great apartment. It's got 0:06:17.480 --> 0:06:20.560 a great view over the key and the wharf, and 0:06:20.600 --> 0:06:22.400 they would have gone. I know this is for next year, 0:06:22.839 --> 0:06:25.120 and that would be the start of a horrendous trip 0:06:25.480 --> 0:06:28.480 that bonding experience. And now isn't us go? Where are 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:31.800 we going to stay? Ringing? Ringing? Mom and going he 0:06:31.920 --> 0:06:33.600 how did you? How did you do that? You never 0:06:33.760 --> 0:06:40.800 check any Jackie boy. Your Monday winner a loser. 0:06:40.920 --> 0:06:44.560 I'm a winner this week. Actually, yesterday I soaked my 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:46.520 vacuum cleaner parts in the bathtub. 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:49.880 The vacuum was having a strange smell, like vomity. 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:52.120 It was musty every time that we used it, and 0:06:52.160 --> 0:06:55.240 I changed a filter, changed the bag, and the smell remained. 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:57.800 So one of our listeners said, soak it in the bathtub, 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:00.760 then spray some no odor on it. 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:02.400 Neil, that's brilliant. 0:07:02.400 --> 0:07:04.000 Stuff worked a tree. 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:06.120 So what did you soak in the bar? 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:10.520 The actual tube, the different tubes and the vacuum cleaner heads, 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:13.760 and a very satisfying discoloring of the water was coming about, 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:16.760 which meant that all the gunk from inside was seeping 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:17.200 out into it. 0:07:17.440 --> 0:07:19.680 Basically it looked like Patsy's mattress. It was at the 0:07:19.680 --> 0:07:20.280 front of the house. 0:07:20.640 --> 0:07:23.520 Yeah, and then I put the nil odor on and 0:07:23.840 --> 0:07:30.280 it's brand new, great. 0:07:28.600 --> 0:07:31.800 Flexing to be anchored. I've just done a grown up. 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.120 I didn't know you could still get nil oder. That 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:38.360 is so old that stuff. Where did you find it? 0:07:38.600 --> 0:07:40.360 I bought it online. I'd never heard of it before. 0:07:40.360 --> 0:07:42.120 They mentioned how to get it in the supermarket. 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:45.000 I'm spraying it everywhere at the moment, especially because Gordy's 0:07:45.040 --> 0:07:48.320 toilet training, so anytime he has some sort of accident, 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:54.440 I just sprayed with. 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:53.520 The Christian O'Connell Show. 0:07:53.480 --> 0:07:56.920 Podcast Christian O'Connell's show. Good morning, Christian. I'm a Monday 0:07:56.960 --> 0:08:00.920 lousy Yesterday, first day back at work, I've to a break. 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:04.200 Car didn't start flat battery, had to get an uber 0:08:04.240 --> 0:08:06.120 to work. Short starved a lot of people of sick. 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:08.400 Then we had to walk twelve hour day, then had 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:10.640 to pay for a new carbat Trey, Janelle, I'm sorry 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:11.240 that sucks. 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:15.480 Maybe that's why we're playing you two one and hearts, 0:08:15.680 --> 0:08:17.760 fos and prayers go to Janelle and her car battery. 0:08:18.840 --> 0:08:21.760 Christian Morning to him on Monday Winner. Charlotte the Puppy, 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:26.880 Oh yes, they came throw about yesterday show five healthy puppy. 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:32.160 Now what were the predictions we went hired? Yeah, mom 0:08:32.160 --> 0:08:37.600 and pup's doing well. She has requested chicken nuggets on 0:08:37.640 --> 0:08:40.200 the dog ass. Yeah, I don't know if it was 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:42.360 a dog tree. But you know what, you pushed out 0:08:42.360 --> 0:08:43.840 five little kids and you were a dog. Then you 0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:46.280 have your rugs. I'm afraid, Gina, thank you very much. 0:08:46.360 --> 0:08:49.319 That's great news. Now, Jackie boys found out something about 0:08:49.320 --> 0:08:51.040 one of your I would say, this is one of 0:08:51.120 --> 0:08:52.920 your AFL crushes, Joe Donaher. 0:08:53.200 --> 0:08:55.040 Yes, I was very sad when he left the Bombers 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:55.720 to go to Brisbane. 0:08:56.080 --> 0:08:57.840 Didn't you make a song that we had on the shirts? 0:08:57.880 --> 0:09:00.319 I did? Please think out that song? I need to 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:00.920 hear it again. 0:09:01.000 --> 0:09:03.559 I actually I begged him not to love the Bombers, 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:05.199 but when there was rumors that he was actually going 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:07.520 to Sydney and then he chose Brisbane as his new home. 0:09:08.160 --> 0:09:10.599 And even though I still followed his career and was 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:12.520 very happy with him, loved watching him in the ground. 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:14.760 Did you see the amazing speech he made? I did, 0:09:14.760 --> 0:09:17.679 and yeah, it was pretty classy. 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:20.080 Actually, so there's lots of talk about Joe Danaher at 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:23.520 the moment. I heard yesterday that he doesn't have a TV. 0:09:23.880 --> 0:09:26.200 And when he moved to Brisbane he said, no, the 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:28.080 TV is not coming on the moving truck with me. 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:30.880 Don't need a TV anymore. And it reminded me of 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:33.800 there was one kid at every school didn't have a TV. 0:09:34.280 --> 0:09:36.480 Ours was Petros, a friend of ours. He didn't have 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:38.240 a TV. And I remember going to sleep at night 0:09:38.280 --> 0:09:44.920 feeling deeply, honestly sorry for him that Petros, yes, because 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:48.760 he didn't get to I remember TV being ninety percent 0:09:48.760 --> 0:09:49.920 of school yard conversation. 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:51.679 Oh, I would say it was one hundred percent. Did 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:53.600 you see what was on? Yester or whatever the show was? 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:56.439 It brought you together before school and afterwards. It was 0:09:56.480 --> 0:09:57.240 a bonding thing. 0:09:57.320 --> 0:10:00.439 And so he didn't get to partake in that now, 0:10:00.520 --> 0:10:02.720 like his parents were obviously doing it for a good reason. 0:10:02.720 --> 0:10:05.440 They didn't think that it was worth his childhood spending 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:06.000 from school. 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:07.200 Did he do very well at school? 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:08.040 He did do well. 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:09.719 Yeah, when do you say? I wonder where he is now. 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:12.920 He's probably in the Forbes five hundred. He's running some 0:10:13.160 --> 0:10:15.800 multi billion dollar company and he's going I feel so 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:17.520 syph of those thickies at school that you used to 0:10:17.520 --> 0:10:20.200 just talk about the Simpsons all day long. Let me 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:23.079 just check my your share options, Patsy, did you we 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:25.040 had a kid in Argue as well that didn't have 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:27.680 a TV. And you're right, Jack, for I don't know 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:29.720 what the reasons were, but there was like you just 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:31.920 felt sorry for them. There were like of thing where 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:34.480 there was like a stigma around, like and even my 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:36.880 mom would talk about his parents. Oh, is that the 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:39.120 lad he's got no TV? No, it was always this, 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:41.960 his parents don't let them have a TV. It was 0:10:42.040 --> 0:10:44.320 like it was like entertainment was banned in their house. 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:51.200 Dancing John liftgo, John lifgo, Dad, you know, no TV, 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:57.080 entertainment America corrupting your mind. I'm with New Greenwich, Patsy. 0:10:57.160 --> 0:10:59.120 You must have feared the TV grown up? What the 0:10:59.280 --> 0:11:01.120 movie which is on a box in the corner of 0:11:01.160 --> 0:11:01.559 the room. 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:05.000 One of our physios, though, has five kids and they 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:09.600 don't have a TV like in modern age today now. 0:11:09.760 --> 0:11:14.720 Yeah, like it's a babysitizen sometimes to be really honest, 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:16.640 I can say this now it's a third parent. 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:17.160 Yeah. 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:18.120 Yeah. 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:20.200 None of us want to be really honest about this, 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:22.600 especially in the earliest when you're just broken and tired 0:11:23.160 --> 0:11:25.480 and you can't I've got the energy at half six 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:27.680 on Sunday morning right to start getting down the floor 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:30.839 again and playing some sort of imaginary tea shops, you know, like, 0:11:31.200 --> 0:11:33.960 how about we watch a bit more the wiggles, you know, 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:35.720 and you might have seen it like nine unty times. 0:11:35.760 --> 0:11:38.360 You can just sit there and disassociate from the scene 0:11:38.400 --> 0:11:41.120 in your house right now, and it's like, thank God 0:11:41.320 --> 0:11:42.160 for TV. 0:11:42.320 --> 0:11:44.160 And you do get off the floor. No one tells 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:45.400 you when you're becoming a parent. 0:11:46.760 --> 0:11:49.320 That a lot of floorwork. I don't miss the floor 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:51.360 work years. I missed many things about being a dad 0:11:51.360 --> 0:11:53.240 with seventeen and twenty well, but not the floor years. 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:55.240 You're done them a lot. And it's not that they 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:58.400 like being on the floor, whereas you, like, I need 0:11:58.440 --> 0:12:00.559 to get on a chair and I would go, I 0:12:00.600 --> 0:12:03.160 would actually start to improv whatever, go and playing and 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:06.120 maybe I'm like, you know, when we go swimming in 0:12:06.160 --> 0:12:07.760 there's the other guy in the chair who looks over 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:10.280 the poor now or I'm the mayor, or I'm oh god, 0:12:11.640 --> 0:12:14.360 I'd be up here, wouldn't I in this comfortable chair? Like, no, no, 0:12:14.600 --> 0:12:19.440 stay on the floor with us. Okay, it's unusual from 0:12:19.400 --> 0:12:20.959 they have to be on the floor. It'd be odd, 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:22.880 all right, give us a cool Now, then, did you 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:25.360 know someone growing up at school didn't have TV? Or 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:27.960 do you not have a TV? Now? I'm curious with her? 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:31.160 So Joe Danaher has a young family, right. I saw 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:33.080 the grand fa and his wife and his kid came on. 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:33.920 What are they? 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:37.360 What are they doing? Yes, it's white retired now because 0:12:37.360 --> 0:12:40.679 there's no Wiggles in the house. There was going to 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:43.120 be a full time children's entertainer. 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:46.080 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:49.640 Christian O'Connell's Show. Yesterday one of the team saw a 0:12:49.760 --> 0:12:53.800 Christmas advent calendar for sale in the supermarket that I 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:57.959 am stunder. It is early October. We're a long way 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:01.520 from Christmas Day now. I know with Jack, you're on 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:03.200 the same page as me. It's a long way off 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:03.440 from them. 0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:07.040 I start thinking about it until December. I've been calend 0:13:07.040 --> 0:13:08.160 to start December first. 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:10.520 What do you need it now for decembery yesterday she 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.240 got it, just saw them December the seventh. Now, old 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:14.920 mate here is keeping quiet at the moment because I'm 0:13:14.960 --> 0:13:16.640 guessing you're sat on a Christmas stop pile. 0:13:17.080 --> 0:13:22.120 Absolutely seventy seven days till Christmas. Boys, and it is everywhere. 0:13:22.520 --> 0:13:26.760 It is everywhere. There's plum puddings, there's hams, there's mince pies. 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:30.960 Have been in the supermarkets for weeks. Christmas decorations around 0:13:31.000 --> 0:13:32.040 in the major retail. 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:35.080 No, it's not just changed. 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:37.120 No, you know we're in spring. 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:40.959 The super start. The sooner you start, the more build 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:42.240 up and more exciting. It is. 0:13:42.520 --> 0:13:47.120 No, your Christmas joy will be gone by November. 0:13:47.720 --> 0:13:50.120 Suddenly we're like pacemaker is coming on from the bench 0:13:50.440 --> 0:13:51.760 for the energy or limbered up. 0:13:51.960 --> 0:13:55.160 I spread the joy we always tree is up by 0:13:55.480 --> 0:13:58.360 Melbourne Cup Day. Melbourne Cup Day is our tree date 0:13:59.320 --> 0:14:01.280 and the next few where ken's the love God. Now 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:01.839 it can get back. 0:14:01.840 --> 0:14:04.520 The tree should go up in December and only December. 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:08.840 Only of the people that do it early are airport 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:11.319 lounges in that soulless way and your home. 0:14:11.480 --> 0:14:13.200 But what's the harm with a bit of joy? 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:15.080 Because it's too well, then you get too used to 0:14:15.080 --> 0:14:16.240 it on that thing over there. 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:18.080 No, no, no. 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:20.320 And I hear there's a rumor that you've actually done 0:14:20.360 --> 0:14:22.400 all your Christmas present shop and that can't be right. 0:14:22.720 --> 0:14:23.320 Do every year? 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:24.400 What by now? 0:14:24.440 --> 0:14:31.040 It's done by October? Absolutely all the he's done, yes, yes, yes, 0:14:31.120 --> 0:14:33.880 Chris is done. Yes, yes. 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:36.960 Even getting your mind to understand what they want. 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:39.800 Because I know I'm a journalist. 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:43.440 I don't my research, Oh my work listen scoop. 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:49.640 Because I'm very intuitive, and I you either one or 0:14:49.640 --> 0:14:49.920 the other. 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:53.840 A journalist is about investigation, you know, facts, Intuitive is 0:14:53.880 --> 0:14:56.840 something else. You're intuitive journalist. I just got a feeling 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:57.680 the news might be this. 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:01.440 At seven, they go handing in and I hate the 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:05.400 car parks that the shopping center car parks at like 0:15:05.520 --> 0:15:07.280 from from Cup Day, from like. 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:12.440 I agree with, but not like from Cup Day. 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:15.400 Can't stand it and people like lose their minds. 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:18.440 That's all the fun of it. Christmas, your intention, and 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:21.680 that's all the fun of it. That's the Christmas chair. 0:15:21.720 --> 0:15:24.160 I love no, and I like to know, you know, 0:15:24.280 --> 0:15:26.960 if I'm ordering tickets to something or whatever that I've 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:27.520 got them. 0:15:27.920 --> 0:15:31.000 God sounds the whole family. A get Brian Adams tickets 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:33.920 just to go with you. Mom. This isn't the main present, 0:15:34.000 --> 0:15:36.400 is it? Yep? And a brain dog. 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:41.520 No, but I am. I'm all organized. It's it's just 0:15:41.680 --> 0:15:43.920 it's all. I love it because it makes the enjoyment 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.280 better when you're not panicking. Oh I can't get this, 0:15:46.360 --> 0:15:48.720 and she really wants that? And who wants what's that? 0:15:48.920 --> 0:15:49.720 Flow want done? 0:15:50.600 --> 0:15:54.400 It's all done, okay, So please keep an eye for Christmas. 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:57.680 Creep as it starts to creep in every single day now. 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:00.240 And the reason why they do it isn't for people 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:02.920 like you and I, the same rational people, Jackie boy. 0:16:03.120 --> 0:16:05.440 It's people that think they need to get in there 0:16:05.480 --> 0:16:08.160 only now. So what would you do? And December lot, 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:09.720 the rest of us who are in what I do? 0:16:09.840 --> 0:16:13.320 I sit back and have a glass of wine. 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:16.080 You're having your egg. Well, the rest of us are 0:16:16.160 --> 0:16:19.560 running around going Chris should have been more like puts 0:16:19.880 --> 0:16:22.080 exactly all right? Let us know then if you see 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:23.920 any Christmas creeper the next couple of days. 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:27.240 The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:16:26.960 --> 0:16:29.560 Christian O'Connell's show, Christian, I was in a big w 0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:33.960 last Friday. Christmas stuff everywhere everywhere. As soon as you 0:16:34.000 --> 0:16:37.640 go in, Christian, I wonder if Patsy likes hot cross 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:38.840 buns on Boxing Day? 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:41.760 No, No, I don't like those because by that point 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:43.760 I'm well and truly over Christmas. 0:16:44.080 --> 0:16:46.080 Yeah, because you've had it around for too many months 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:49.480 from October only a sound to blame. You've got a 0:16:49.520 --> 0:16:54.640 Christmas hangover on Boxing Day, Christian, Christmas yets earlier every year, 0:16:54.760 --> 0:16:57.760 gone on other days when Christmas decorations came out in November. 0:16:58.200 --> 0:17:01.080 Trees were only up on the first day of December. 0:17:01.480 --> 0:17:04.840 Decorations and food came up before Halloween. Decorations this year, 0:17:05.160 --> 0:17:07.119 Oh my god, is that right, Debbie? She saw Christmas 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:09.040 decorations before Halloween. 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:12.480 Tree should definitely not be up before December first. 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:17.480 No, No, because I think it's a superstition parts. Oh really, Yeah, 0:17:17.680 --> 0:17:19.720 you don't put up before in November, do you. 0:17:20.200 --> 0:17:23.040 Yeah, it's up Cup Day, first week of November. It's 0:17:23.119 --> 0:17:24.920 up every year. 0:17:25.280 --> 0:17:27.240 Everyone in the suburb, I think, has that family in 0:17:27.240 --> 0:17:30.160 a little bit, you know, Craik, Craig, it's the Newman's. 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:34.560 You're invited to Tina to the greatest show. 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:37.200 From the West Ends, so Broadway. 0:17:37.480 --> 0:17:42.720 Now it's Melbourne's own, but you got it. Call to 0:17:42.800 --> 0:17:45.080 see the biggest music came. 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:56.360 This night or the best. Come on, guys, we've gotta start, 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:59.400 We've got to go by. It's like the old day 0:17:59.440 --> 0:18:06.600 of Glee come back? Can he fair? I need to 0:18:06.600 --> 0:18:08.960 give people a warning when I play that forget every 0:18:09.000 --> 0:18:10.960 time I go, I forget what's waiting for me, So 0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:12.800 like stepping in on a little lamb mine, I'm like, 0:18:12.840 --> 0:18:15.679 oh god, it's that Glee thing. Isn't it to Naked? 0:18:15.880 --> 0:18:24.520 Be simply the best from the Western all right, this 0:18:24.560 --> 0:18:27.159 is amazing. Next Wednesday, we're taking you out for the 0:18:27.240 --> 0:18:30.480 night to go and see Tina the Tina Turner The 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:34.400 Tina Turning Musical now on the Princess SETA. Don't miss 0:18:34.440 --> 0:18:37.399 this international mega hit. It is simply the best. I 0:18:37.440 --> 0:18:39.159 went to see it last Thursday night, the only night. 0:18:39.200 --> 0:18:41.800 It's an amazing show. You will love it. Go and 0:18:41.800 --> 0:18:44.000 see this is here till January. But we are taking 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:45.879