Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: Showtime two Krispy Kreme Donuts with chicken in the middle.
Speaker 3: You'll want to be listening tomorrow day.
Speaker 4: They am Charlotte. The dog is our soft coated Wheaton Terrier.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one oh four point three, Show
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Speaker 4: Eight, Christian O'Connell's Show. Good Morning Jack, Post money guys,
Speaker 4: Good morning Patsy. Patsy. How was your day yesterday? How
Speaker 4: was your Monday? You were a Monday winner or loser?
Speaker 2: It sucked? Actually, I'm a bit of a loser because
Speaker 2: we had a hard waste collection yesterday. The front we
Speaker 2: had a king sized mattress.
Speaker 4: How I don't ever put the mattress out there?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 4: They're always messy.
Speaker 2: Oh well, you can't help they are.
Speaker 4: Now they are. And I just don't want to stained
Speaker 4: matt out in front of my house. People judge you
Speaker 4: by the stains in life. I don't want that out
Speaker 4: there because it might see me coming out and associate
Speaker 4: the two.
Speaker 2: Right now, Chris kind of leaned it up on its side,
Speaker 2: up against the hedge that goes along the driveway, and
Speaker 2: he did put like the underside of it facing the
Speaker 2: road so no one would see no.
Speaker 4: I remember once when we were put given away matches,
Speaker 4: my wife maybe sort of dress it with sort of
Speaker 4: distraction pieces to get away from the old two in
Speaker 4: kind of shroud that was mottled all round it.
Speaker 2: It's like inevitable though. Everyone's got stains on their mattress once.
Speaker 2: It's like true, but it's just house advertising. So we
Speaker 2: had that. We had a bean bag, We had an
Speaker 2: old barstool, another stool from out the back, and we
Speaker 2: had this pot that was busted and it had these
Speaker 2: beautiful pansies in it, but they are long gone, so
Speaker 2: it was just basically a clump of weeds in this.
Speaker 4: What a thing for hard rubbish, just some dad's plants.
Speaker 2: I love this pot. It was like a shallow round
Speaker 2: pot and I had it at the front door and
Speaker 2: it was some beautiful, you know, annual color. When people
Speaker 2: came with the front door, why.
Speaker 4: Don't you mper the pot, keep the pot and just
Speaker 4: chuck the old dead plants.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you why. Because my dad came up on
Speaker 2: his scooter one day and accidentally hit accidentally hit like
Speaker 2: drive mode instead of reverse, and slammed into it and
Speaker 2: busted it, so we had gaffer tape holding it together
Speaker 2: because I loved it so much.
Speaker 3: Also, obviously he's in a motorized scooter. At first, I
Speaker 3: Putuot in one of those razor scooters. No coming down
Speaker 3: the driveway to.
Speaker 2: Hit the flag on the back. So Chris said, look,
Speaker 2: we need to I said, yes, that's okay, we'll throw
Speaker 2: it out. But when I got home yesterday, they'd taken
Speaker 2: everything but the pot, so I didn't.
Speaker 4: Think they were allowed to. It was optional. How do
Speaker 4: you get a grip of it? I couldn't got my
Speaker 4: gloves and my gloves has got soil around it.
Speaker 2: It wasn't heavy. And I said to Chris, I don't
Speaker 2: understand why they didn't take it. I actually feel offended
Speaker 2: that they think it's part of our feral front garden.
Speaker 2: But then where they had left it, so you've got
Speaker 2: to be very specific.
Speaker 4: They don't take garden crab.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it's a green waste thing. Yeah take everything matter, No.
Speaker 4: Bet it's organic battery.
Speaker 2: You know what do you reckon?
Speaker 4: You know what? There's states like with admin and bureaucracy.
Speaker 4: Now there'll be some permit and stuff like that. Hazard.
Speaker 4: This garden materials be out there for the rest of
Speaker 4: your life. Oh no, well, in fact, give it to
Speaker 4: the Formula one for the Grand Prix next year. Right,
Speaker 4: they can use you know, they have those bollards, maybe
Speaker 4: those plant pot things like that. It stops your dad
Speaker 4: ramming into it.
Speaker 2: Well, they left it dead bang in the middle of
Speaker 2: the driveway and Chris.
Speaker 4: Had comes making a point with you after moving that
Speaker 4: stainy old mattress.
Speaker 2: Grizzy come home and he just instead of moving it
Speaker 2: to the side of the driveway, he just liked, no wonder, No,
Speaker 2: he's all right. It just drove over it, so tires
Speaker 2: either side of it, And I said, could you not
Speaker 2: move the parts? Find?
Speaker 4: So what are you going to do now? There'd be
Speaker 4: a stiffly worded email of complain going to the local council.
Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry, I'll just put in the garbage bin.
Speaker 2: That'll be right.
Speaker 4: You're not allowed to do that. Chuck it in the garbage.
Speaker 2: We've got like a greenway spin I'll put it in there.
Speaker 4: You can't put an entire pot.
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 3: Only organic? Man is meant to go in the greenway.
Speaker 2: It's like plastic, it'll break down won't it.
Speaker 3: That's exactly Oh no.
Speaker 4: Perhaps this is the problem.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show. Are you a Monday winner or loser?
Speaker 4: How is your day yesterday? Let me know On four
Speaker 4: seven five three one o four three on a Monday
Speaker 4: loser like Patsy. Yesterday, I was sorting out some an
Speaker 4: admin day and normally not on a Monday that when
Speaker 4: I think, if I can start the week with the
Speaker 4: worst stuff, the rest of the week is all down here, okay.
Speaker 4: And one of the things I had to do was
Speaker 4: book a sort out flights accommodation me and one of
Speaker 4: my daughters as we're going to wait to Hobart for
Speaker 4: a couple of days in a bonding thing the break.
Speaker 4: So I thought, I'll get this all sorted now, and
Speaker 4: then surprise, we talked about doing it, so I'm just
Speaker 4: going to book it all and so I booked the
Speaker 4: accommodation and then I got on you know they get
Speaker 4: that email confirmation and it was like a date for diary,
Speaker 4: get ready for your trip to Hobart In twenty twenty five,
Speaker 4: I booked it for a year on that when I
Speaker 4: actually needed in December this year, which is twenty twenty four,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh damn it, you know you're
Speaker 4: like one of The price was great, heavily discounted. They
Speaker 4: must have thought this guy is super organized. Wow, this
Speaker 4: guy's a machine. He's booking a December trip to Hobart.
Speaker 4: Now this year, you in advance of that, I had
Speaker 4: to go through like canceling all and rebooking and all
Speaker 4: the faft that takes. So anyway, now have successfully rebooked
Speaker 4: the trip to go away this.
Speaker 2: Year, so takes you three times as much.
Speaker 4: It has cost a bit more. Yeah, just did just
Speaker 4: in five minutes. I should lose money yesterday. It's that
Speaker 4: we've got to talk later today about right place but
Speaker 4: wrong time and dates. I was so close but so
Speaker 4: far away. The worrying thing is if I hadn't checked
Speaker 4: that email, which is rare for me, right, we would
Speaker 4: have gone, right, the flights were okay, we would have
Speaker 4: gone and we're gone. Got this great apartment. It's got
Speaker 4: a great view over the key and the wharf, and
Speaker 4: they would have gone. I know this is for next year,
Speaker 4: and that would be the start of a horrendous trip
Speaker 4: that bonding experience. And now isn't us go? Where are
Speaker 4: we going to stay? Ringing? Ringing? Mom and going he
Speaker 4: how did you? How did you do that? You never
Speaker 4: check any Jackie boy. Your Monday winner a loser.
Speaker 3: I'm a winner this week. Actually, yesterday I soaked my
Speaker 3: vacuum cleaner parts in the bathtub.
Speaker 4: The vacuum was having a strange smell, like vomity.
Speaker 3: It was musty every time that we used it, and
Speaker 3: I changed a filter, changed the bag, and the smell remained.
Speaker 3: So one of our listeners said, soak it in the bathtub,
Speaker 3: then spray some no odor on it.
Speaker 2: Neil, that's brilliant.
Speaker 3: Stuff worked a tree.
Speaker 4: So what did you soak in the bar?
Speaker 3: The actual tube, the different tubes and the vacuum cleaner heads,
Speaker 3: and a very satisfying discoloring of the water was coming about,
Speaker 3: which meant that all the gunk from inside was seeping
Speaker 3: out into it.
Speaker 4: Basically it looked like Patsy's mattress. It was at the
Speaker 4: front of the house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I put the nil odor on and
Speaker 3: it's brand new, great.
Speaker 4: Flexing to be anchored. I've just done a grown up.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you could still get nil oder. That
Speaker 2: is so old that stuff. Where did you find it?
Speaker 3: I bought it online. I'd never heard of it before.
Speaker 2: They mentioned how to get it in the supermarket.
Speaker 3: I'm spraying it everywhere at the moment, especially because Gordy's
Speaker 3: toilet training, so anytime he has some sort of accident,
Speaker 3: I just sprayed with.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 4: Podcast Christian O'Connell's show. Good morning, Christian. I'm a Monday
Speaker 4: lousy Yesterday, first day back at work, I've to a break.
Speaker 4: Car didn't start flat battery, had to get an uber
Speaker 4: to work. Short starved a lot of people of sick.
Speaker 4: Then we had to walk twelve hour day, then had
Speaker 4: to pay for a new carbat Trey, Janelle, I'm sorry
Speaker 4: that sucks.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's why we're playing you two one and hearts,
Speaker 3: fos and prayers go to Janelle and her car battery.
Speaker 4: Christian Morning to him on Monday Winner. Charlotte the Puppy,
Speaker 4: Oh yes, they came throw about yesterday show five healthy puppy.
Speaker 4: Now what were the predictions we went hired? Yeah, mom
Speaker 4: and pup's doing well. She has requested chicken nuggets on
Speaker 4: the dog ass. Yeah, I don't know if it was
Speaker 4: a dog tree. But you know what, you pushed out
Speaker 4: five little kids and you were a dog. Then you
Speaker 4: have your rugs. I'm afraid, Gina, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: That's great news. Now, Jackie boys found out something about
Speaker 4: one of your I would say, this is one of
Speaker 4: your AFL crushes, Joe Donaher.
Speaker 3: Yes, I was very sad when he left the Bombers
Speaker 3: to go to Brisbane.
Speaker 4: Didn't you make a song that we had on the shirts?
Speaker 4: I did? Please think out that song? I need to
Speaker 4: hear it again.
Speaker 3: I actually I begged him not to love the Bombers,
Speaker 3: but when there was rumors that he was actually going
Speaker 3: to Sydney and then he chose Brisbane as his new home.
Speaker 3: And even though I still followed his career and was
Speaker 3: very happy with him, loved watching him in the ground.
Speaker 4: Did you see the amazing speech he made? I did,
Speaker 4: and yeah, it was pretty classy.
Speaker 3: Actually, so there's lots of talk about Joe Danaher at
Speaker 3: the moment. I heard yesterday that he doesn't have a TV.
Speaker 3: And when he moved to Brisbane he said, no, the
Speaker 3: TV is not coming on the moving truck with me.
Speaker 3: Don't need a TV anymore. And it reminded me of
Speaker 3: there was one kid at every school didn't have a TV.
Speaker 3: Ours was Petros, a friend of ours. He didn't have
Speaker 3: a TV. And I remember going to sleep at night
Speaker 3: feeling deeply, honestly sorry for him that Petros, yes, because
Speaker 3: he didn't get to I remember TV being ninety percent
Speaker 3: of school yard conversation.
Speaker 4: Oh, I would say it was one hundred percent. Did
Speaker 4: you see what was on? Yester or whatever the show was?
Speaker 4: It brought you together before school and afterwards. It was
Speaker 4: a bonding thing.
Speaker 3: And so he didn't get to partake in that now,
Speaker 3: like his parents were obviously doing it for a good reason.
Speaker 3: They didn't think that it was worth his childhood spending
Speaker 3: from school.
Speaker 4: Did he do very well at school?
Speaker 3: He did do well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when do you say? I wonder where he is now.
Speaker 4: He's probably in the Forbes five hundred. He's running some
Speaker 4: multi billion dollar company and he's going I feel so
Speaker 4: syph of those thickies at school that you used to
Speaker 4: just talk about the Simpsons all day long. Let me
Speaker 4: just check my your share options, Patsy, did you we
Speaker 4: had a kid in Argue as well that didn't have
Speaker 4: a TV. And you're right, Jack, for I don't know
Speaker 4: what the reasons were, but there was like you just
Speaker 4: felt sorry for them. There were like of thing where
Speaker 4: there was like a stigma around, like and even my
Speaker 4: mom would talk about his parents. Oh, is that the
Speaker 4: lad he's got no TV? No, it was always this,
Speaker 4: his parents don't let them have a TV. It was
Speaker 4: like it was like entertainment was banned in their house.
Speaker 4: Dancing John liftgo, John lifgo, Dad, you know, no TV,
Speaker 4: entertainment America corrupting your mind. I'm with New Greenwich, Patsy.
Speaker 4: You must have feared the TV grown up? What the
Speaker 4: movie which is on a box in the corner of
Speaker 4: the room.
Speaker 2: One of our physios, though, has five kids and they
Speaker 2: don't have a TV like in modern age today now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like it's a babysitizen sometimes to be really honest,
Speaker 3: I can say this now it's a third parent.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: None of us want to be really honest about this,
Speaker 4: especially in the earliest when you're just broken and tired
Speaker 4: and you can't I've got the energy at half six
Speaker 4: on Sunday morning right to start getting down the floor
Speaker 4: again and playing some sort of imaginary tea shops, you know, like,
Speaker 4: how about we watch a bit more the wiggles, you know,
Speaker 4: and you might have seen it like nine unty times.
Speaker 4: You can just sit there and disassociate from the scene
Speaker 4: in your house right now, and it's like, thank God
Speaker 4: for TV.
Speaker 3: And you do get off the floor. No one tells
Speaker 3: you when you're becoming a parent.
Speaker 4: That a lot of floorwork. I don't miss the floor
Speaker 4: work years. I missed many things about being a dad
Speaker 4: with seventeen and twenty well, but not the floor years.
Speaker 4: You're done them a lot. And it's not that they
Speaker 4: like being on the floor, whereas you, like, I need
Speaker 4: to get on a chair and I would go, I
Speaker 4: would actually start to improv whatever, go and playing and
Speaker 4: maybe I'm like, you know, when we go swimming in
Speaker 4: there's the other guy in the chair who looks over
Speaker 4: the poor now or I'm the mayor, or I'm oh god,
Speaker 4: I'd be up here, wouldn't I in this comfortable chair? Like, no, no,
Speaker 4: stay on the floor with us. Okay, it's unusual from
Speaker 4: they have to be on the floor. It'd be odd,
Speaker 4: all right, give us a cool Now, then, did you
Speaker 4: know someone growing up at school didn't have TV? Or
Speaker 4: do you not have a TV? Now? I'm curious with her?
Speaker 4: So Joe Danaher has a young family, right. I saw
Speaker 4: the grand fa and his wife and his kid came on.
Speaker 6: What are they?
Speaker 4: What are they doing? Yes, it's white retired now because
Speaker 4: there's no Wiggles in the house. There was going to
Speaker 4: be a full time children's entertainer.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's Show. Yesterday one of the team saw a
Speaker 4: Christmas advent calendar for sale in the supermarket that I
Speaker 4: am stunder. It is early October. We're a long way
Speaker 4: from Christmas Day now. I know with Jack, you're on
Speaker 4: the same page as me. It's a long way off
Speaker 4: from them.
Speaker 3: I start thinking about it until December. I've been calend
Speaker 3: to start December first.
Speaker 4: What do you need it now for decembery yesterday she
Speaker 4: got it, just saw them December the seventh. Now, old
Speaker 4: mate here is keeping quiet at the moment because I'm
Speaker 4: guessing you're sat on a Christmas stop pile.
Speaker 2: Absolutely seventy seven days till Christmas. Boys, and it is everywhere.
Speaker 2: It is everywhere. There's plum puddings, there's hams, there's mince pies.
Speaker 2: Have been in the supermarkets for weeks. Christmas decorations around
Speaker 2: in the major retail.
Speaker 3: No, it's not just changed.
Speaker 4: No, you know we're in spring.
Speaker 2: The super start. The sooner you start, the more build
Speaker 2: up and more exciting. It is.
Speaker 3: No, your Christmas joy will be gone by November.
Speaker 4: Suddenly we're like pacemaker is coming on from the bench
Speaker 4: for the energy or limbered up.
Speaker 2: I spread the joy we always tree is up by
Speaker 2: Melbourne Cup Day. Melbourne Cup Day is our tree date
Speaker 2: and the next few where ken's the love God. Now
Speaker 2: it can get back.
Speaker 4: The tree should go up in December and only December.
Speaker 4: Only of the people that do it early are airport
Speaker 4: lounges in that soulless way and your home.
Speaker 2: But what's the harm with a bit of joy?
Speaker 4: Because it's too well, then you get too used to
Speaker 4: it on that thing over there.
Speaker 2: No, no, no.
Speaker 4: And I hear there's a rumor that you've actually done
Speaker 4: all your Christmas present shop and that can't be right.
Speaker 2: Do every year?
Speaker 4: What by now?
Speaker 2: It's done by October? Absolutely all the he's done, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: Chris is done. Yes, yes.
Speaker 4: Even getting your mind to understand what they want.
Speaker 2: Because I know I'm a journalist.
Speaker 4: I don't my research, Oh my work listen scoop.
Speaker 2: Because I'm very intuitive, and I you either one or
Speaker 2: the other.
Speaker 4: A journalist is about investigation, you know, facts, Intuitive is
Speaker 4: something else. You're intuitive journalist. I just got a feeling
Speaker 4: the news might be this.
Speaker 2: At seven, they go handing in and I hate the
Speaker 2: car parks that the shopping center car parks at like
Speaker 2: from from Cup Day, from like.
Speaker 4: I agree with, but not like from Cup Day.
Speaker 2: Can't stand it and people like lose their minds.
Speaker 4: That's all the fun of it. Christmas, your intention, and
Speaker 4: that's all the fun of it. That's the Christmas chair.
Speaker 2: I love no, and I like to know, you know,
Speaker 2: if I'm ordering tickets to something or whatever that I've
Speaker 2: got them.
Speaker 4: God sounds the whole family. A get Brian Adams tickets
Speaker 4: just to go with you. Mom. This isn't the main present,
Speaker 4: is it? Yep? And a brain dog.
Speaker 2: No, but I am. I'm all organized. It's it's just
Speaker 2: it's all. I love it because it makes the enjoyment
Speaker 2: better when you're not panicking. Oh I can't get this,
Speaker 2: and she really wants that? And who wants what's that?
Speaker 2: Flow want done?
Speaker 4: It's all done, okay, So please keep an eye for Christmas.
Speaker 4: Creep as it starts to creep in every single day now.
Speaker 4: And the reason why they do it isn't for people
Speaker 4: like you and I, the same rational people, Jackie boy.
Speaker 4: It's people that think they need to get in there
Speaker 4: only now. So what would you do? And December lot,
Speaker 4: the rest of us who are in what I do?
Speaker 2: I sit back and have a glass of wine.
Speaker 4: You're having your egg. Well, the rest of us are
Speaker 4: running around going Chris should have been more like puts
Speaker 4: exactly all right? Let us know then if you see
Speaker 4: any Christmas creeper the next couple of days.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, Christian, I was in a big w
Speaker 4: last Friday. Christmas stuff everywhere everywhere. As soon as you
Speaker 4: go in, Christian, I wonder if Patsy likes hot cross
Speaker 4: buns on Boxing Day?
Speaker 2: No, No, I don't like those because by that point
Speaker 2: I'm well and truly over Christmas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you've had it around for too many months
Speaker 4: from October only a sound to blame. You've got a
Speaker 4: Christmas hangover on Boxing Day, Christian, Christmas yets earlier every year,
Speaker 4: gone on other days when Christmas decorations came out in November.
Speaker 4: Trees were only up on the first day of December.
Speaker 4: Decorations and food came up before Halloween. Decorations this year,
Speaker 4: Oh my god, is that right, Debbie? She saw Christmas
Speaker 4: decorations before Halloween.
Speaker 3: Tree should definitely not be up before December first.
Speaker 4: No, No, because I think it's a superstition parts. Oh really, Yeah,
Speaker 4: you don't put up before in November, do you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's up Cup Day, first week of November. It's
Speaker 2: up every year.
Speaker 4: Everyone in the suburb, I think, has that family in
Speaker 4: a little bit, you know, Craik, Craig, it's the Newman's.
Speaker 7: You're invited to Tina to the greatest show.
Speaker 4: From the West Ends, so Broadway.
Speaker 7: Now it's Melbourne's own, but you got it. Call to
Speaker 7: see the biggest music came.
Speaker 4: This night or the best. Come on, guys, we've gotta start,
Speaker 4: We've got to go by. It's like the old day
Speaker 4: of Glee come back? Can he fair? I need to
Speaker 4: give people a warning when I play that forget every
Speaker 4: time I go, I forget what's waiting for me, So
Speaker 4: like stepping in on a little lamb mine, I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh god, it's that Glee thing. Isn't it to Naked?
Speaker 4: Be simply the best from the Western all right, this
Speaker 4: is amazing. Next Wednesday, we're taking you out for the
Speaker 4: night to go and see Tina the Tina Turner The
Speaker 4: Tina Turning Musical now on the Princess SETA. Don't miss
Speaker 4: this international mega hit. It is simply the best. I
Speaker 4: went to see it last Thursday night, the only night.
Speaker 4: It's an amazing show. You will love it. Go and
Speaker 4: see this is here till January. But we are taking
Speaker 4: a load of you next Wednesday night. We're going for
Speaker 4: dinner and drinks beforehand, and then we're taking you to
Speaker 4: the theater. Jackie boy, how do they win this amazing prize?
Speaker 3: You have to earner the Turner. Give us a call
Speaker 3: now and tell us why it should be you and
Speaker 3: not anybody else. Come along with us next Wednesday, all right.
Speaker 4: So it's dinner and drinks with the team and then
Speaker 4: we're off to go and see Tina Turner the Musical.
Speaker 4: Call me now nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 4: Good luck.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show. We're taking you to go and see
Speaker 4: Tina Turner The musical next Wednesday night playing Princess Setta
Speaker 4: until January. Do not miss this international maker here. It
Speaker 4: genuinely is simply the best night of your life. We'll
Speaker 4: take you next to Wednesday night, dinner and drinks beforehand
Speaker 4: and then off to go and see Tina Turner musical.
Speaker 5: This night or.
Speaker 7: Be the best night of your night.
Speaker 4: Sounds even harsh. Have you redone that? It sounds like
Speaker 4: he's redone that to make your point, he's over, you
Speaker 4: know when he says, your kids going apologize, She assists
Speaker 4: and they go, sorry, we had a spray. You got
Speaker 4: a bit of a spray yesterday. We said that the
Speaker 4: extra thing of simil the best nights even though needs
Speaker 4: to be bigger, joyous, invitational. This isn't it. It's this
Speaker 4: attitude here, your ike in this Okay, this night or
Speaker 4: the best night of you?
Speaker 3: It sounds sarcastic.
Speaker 4: It sounds sarcastic. The tone is wrong. Right for you,
Speaker 4: roll for us? Don't come next Wednesday night. I'm I'm
Speaker 4: Rio from the Christian o'coondor show. Same day there. Don't
Speaker 4: let him puts you off. Okay, everything's great on the
Speaker 4: show nine four on four one O four three. Why
Speaker 4: do you come along and Earn the Turner dinner drinks
Speaker 4: with us before the brilliant show next Wednesday night. Chris,
Speaker 4: good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Hi Sam, how's it going?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Great? So earn of the Turner. Why would you
Speaker 4: love to come along?
Speaker 6: I'd basically like to send my wife if I could.
Speaker 6: We're both very big Tita fans.
Speaker 8: We're both amateur theaters. That's where we met. Were actually
Speaker 8: sell in love during one of our shows, and yeah,
Speaker 8: I love to be able to send Chris.
Speaker 4: What a story now? You kin'd just gloss over like that?
Speaker 4: What show were you putting on together? You fell in
Speaker 4: love during?
Speaker 8: So we were part of the Mount Players in Macedon
Speaker 8: and we did Oklahoma.
Speaker 4: I was Will Parker.
Speaker 8: She was one of the lead dancers, and of course,
Speaker 8: being amateur theater, we kind of lost people as we went.
Speaker 8: I ended up doing spotlight because I wasn't on stage
Speaker 8: at that point, and so watching her sort of do
Speaker 8: her big ballet dances for ten minutes.
Speaker 4: You were that spotlight on checking her out pretty much.
Speaker 3: So you were in the play and then what would
Speaker 3: run up the stairs to the costume in costume and
Speaker 3: point the Spotlight.
Speaker 4: Yep, that's what happened in honestly, with the word budget
Speaker 4: cutbacks all companies are doing now, maybe the actress that
Speaker 4: is great as Tina Turner, would it kid to slip
Speaker 4: off the high heels. So maybe look after Spotlight for
Speaker 4: some of the other people. Listen, do this more in show,
Speaker 4: take leave our Christ and his words book. So you
Speaker 4: started dating after being in Oklahoma together? Yes, this is
Speaker 4: such a great story. Listen, we've got to get both
Speaker 4: of you along. Chris. What's the name of your wife, Susie? Susie,
Speaker 4: Chris and Susie. We'd love to meet you next week. Again,
Speaker 4: you're you're going to love the show as well. It's
Speaker 4: not up there with Oklahoma standards, okay with the mount players,
Speaker 4: but it's damn close, my friend, damn close.
Speaker 8: Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: No, I look forward to me. I want to chat
Speaker 4: to more to both of you about your experiences am
Speaker 4: dram I seriously think there should be a documentary about
Speaker 4: amateur dramatics because they've got a friend that does it.
Speaker 4: And you're right, there's always all these dramas that help
Speaker 4: people have these meltdowns. Even though it's like a hobby
Speaker 4: that use that people fall out, people have affairs. There's
Speaker 4: so much going on in the amateur dramatic community, isn't.
Speaker 9: It, Chris, Yes, Yes, well there was probably I think
Speaker 9: about six couples that sort of joined up during Oklahoma,
Speaker 9: and I think there's only three of us that are
Speaker 9: still together.
Speaker 4: It's all happening, still happening, Chris. We'll see you next
Speaker 4: Wednesday night. And Susie, okay, thank you so much, guys. Pleasure,
Speaker 4: Donna morning, Earn the Turner. Why do fancy coming along?
Speaker 5: Look, I've been listening to Tina Turner growing up. It
Speaker 5: was she was one of mom's favorite singers. And we
Speaker 5: lost our beautiful mom last year to overy in cancer,
Speaker 5: and we played simply the best at her funeral, because
Speaker 5: that's exactly what she watched. Was an amazing woman and
Speaker 5: simply the best.
Speaker 4: Oh, Donna, we've got to bring you along and we can.
Speaker 4: We can have a toast to your mum as well.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry to hear about your losses.
Speaker 5: Fantastic, Thank you so much, appreciate it.
Speaker 4: No pleasure. You got to come along, Donna. We see
Speaker 4: you there next Wednesday night.
Speaker 5: Right, looking forward to it, Guys. I love listening to
Speaker 5: you in the morning, Thank.
Speaker 4: You very much. More chances to win and earn the
Speaker 4: turner tomorrow morning. On the show.
Speaker 1: Christian o'connall's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's Show. Now every Tuesday on the show, we
Speaker 4: did something called three topic Tuesday. This is where we
Speaker 4: fly into fiance too radio standard rules that say you
Speaker 4: should only ever talk about one thing at a time,
Speaker 4: because apparently people who listen to radio shows are dumb people.
Speaker 4: And the moment you get onto two three things are
Speaker 4: like bloody house. Oh my god, listen, wizard, stop it
Speaker 4: with the spells. I can't handle this, But when you're
Speaker 4: talking to your friends, you can handle topics go and
Speaker 4: jump and go all over the place, so no gear
Speaker 4: changes in real life. So three topic Tuesday, three topics,
Speaker 4: three ways for you to get your stories on the
Speaker 4: show every Tuesday on nine four one four one oh
Speaker 4: four three. And the great news you is one of
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Speaker 4: Every single day on the show, we could be giving
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Speaker 4: First up, then yesterday I booked a trip to go
Speaker 4: this year twenty twenty four to Hobart with my daughter.
Speaker 4: Saw the email confirmation get ready for your trip next
Speaker 4: year in twenty and twenty five, twenty twenty five. So
Speaker 4: it was the right place but the wrong time. So
Speaker 4: other people must have done this where you've either turned
Speaker 4: up prematurely or I mean I would have turned out
Speaker 4: really prematurely, like a year earlier, just scoping it out.
Speaker 3: I'll just walk around the block a few times until
Speaker 3: you guys are ready for me.
Speaker 4: Right, you've got all your suitcases, so right place, wrong time.
Speaker 4: So many we've done this where it's as showing you
Speaker 4: getting there other a year later than it was. So yeah,
Speaker 4: your story's about right place but wrong time on nine
Speaker 4: four one four, one oh four three and then this
Speaker 4: next one. I really I'm looking forward to getting these stories.
Speaker 4: Yesterday it was to catch up the guy that runs
Speaker 4: my local gym, right and it just got back from
Speaker 4: four weeks in Italy. Normally, when you see someone who's
Speaker 4: been away for four weeks, like in Europe, they.
Speaker 3: Come back they're glowing.
Speaker 4: First culture. He don't like he's been in captivity, and
Speaker 4: I went, it's everything all right. He goes yeah, just
Speaker 4: got back for that family trip, and this was the tone.
Speaker 4: Was it great? He goes, Oh, it's just amazing, just
Speaker 4: mentally and physically exhausted it. What do you mean we'll
Speaker 4: get this? Thirteen of them? So he's an Italian? Right,
Speaker 4: thirteen Italians, four hire cars driving three to five hundred
Speaker 4: k a day around Italy and they've never explored Italy before. Right,
Speaker 4: Italy is beautiful. They did the most stunning places. However,
Speaker 4: everyone in Italy thinks they're in the F one. You know,
Speaker 4: it's one hundred and twenty to one hundred forty everywhere.
Speaker 4: Autobarns were like ten lanes. Right, it goes ten lane
Speaker 4: into this kind of et me one lane, but there's
Speaker 4: like a farmer's truck coming around the corner and at
Speaker 4: nine hundred ks an hour, hairpin bens go around mountains.
Speaker 4: It's like it is like you have to focus the
Speaker 4: whole time you're gripping the steering wheel. And then imagine
Speaker 4: if you're four cars. You ever tried to follow one car?
Speaker 4: You're lucky to make it one street, aren't you? And
Speaker 4: then you go where are they? Where are they? Oh?
Speaker 4: We have to pull over and we were taking us
Speaker 4: they don't even know where they're going.
Speaker 3: A big group on holiday is hard enough to get
Speaker 3: everybody at breakfast at the same time, let alone trying
Speaker 3: to do a road trip and many multiple deaths.
Speaker 4: Four weeks, three to five hundred k a day of
Speaker 4: driving right, And he says, so what happened is is
Speaker 4: like people would, they'd actually get in the wrong lane.
Speaker 4: And then you try and use your holiday phone, the
Speaker 4: reception's cramp. You have a mountain in Italy around the
Speaker 4: Mouthy Ghost. Suddenly you've got to wait on this autobar
Speaker 4: and where there's no pulling over half an hour. Half
Speaker 4: an hour is like twenty k and you ring in
Speaker 4: your Italian nana to work out where she's every day.
Speaker 4: You're no, no, you've gone east. I thought that was west.
Speaker 4: This is every day for four weeks. Hence, why how
Speaker 4: is it European chip here? It's great exhaust. Then someone
Speaker 4: else overheard us in the gym and said his family
Speaker 4: did a big road trip or three higher cars. That
Speaker 4: did another born and you can't rely on phone service.
Speaker 4: They brought walkie talkies. Oh wait, that's so much. But
Speaker 4: he goes, no, no, no. It's a horrible way to
Speaker 4: argue with family, run it over and air just said
Speaker 4: it made it worse somehow being more communicated with family.
Speaker 4: So big family trips. How many of you were there?
Speaker 4: Can you go any higher than thirteen in four? Higher cars?
Speaker 4: Italians together? So big family trips? Any stories to.
Speaker 9: Do with that?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show your stories about getting the day and
Speaker 4: time wrong and big family trips. Good morning to Tim Christian.
Speaker 4: We did a trip to Alice Springs, six cars, twenty
Speaker 4: two family members raining string from sixty to five. That's
Speaker 4: a generational exodus. It feels like you're fleeing somewhere, to
Speaker 4: be honest, because you can't wait for the oway since
Speaker 4: Oasis announcement this morning at eight, but a fan Sin's
Speaker 4: definitely maybe released. Met the band in the oddest of
Speaker 4: ways in Brisbane. Can't wait, Terry, I need to know
Speaker 4: what is the oddest of ways? If you bumped into
Speaker 4: the street, that's not odd. They were there on tour, Terry,
Speaker 4: don't eave me hanging like that. You know, I'm already
Speaker 4: excited about the announcement a day. Who we got here?
Speaker 10: Laura?
Speaker 4: Good morning Laura, Oh hi, where are you going welcome
Speaker 4: to show law so day and time, Ron, what did
Speaker 4: you do?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 11: So my little boy was about three and wiggled with
Speaker 11: the center of his universe, and so I went and
Speaker 11: tried to get tickets. I managed to kill us some
Speaker 11: tickets at the Labor Arena and the weekend was coming
Speaker 11: when it was all going going to go on the
Speaker 11: Sunday and I was proving him up. We were listening
Speaker 11: to the songs, and I went and got the tickets
Speaker 11: out of the drama and I looked at them and
Speaker 11: I went, oh, my gosh, it was for that particular
Speaker 11: day and it had already been.
Speaker 4: I can't even laugh, Jack, I can't. I'm actually young kids.
Speaker 4: That's everything.
Speaker 3: I know because we've been to the Whiggles. I know
Speaker 3: how much of a lead up the amazing all week
Speaker 3: you're talking about it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I know, and I think I would to get
Speaker 11: these tickets like months and months out. So any way,
Speaker 11: I had massive mum guilt and literally sat in the
Speaker 11: corner of my room crying, just going, how.
Speaker 1: Am I going to fix you?
Speaker 11: So I ended up, Oh, we my husband and I
Speaker 11: ended up going to rob Laver Arena on the Sunday
Speaker 11: and I just pulled my heart out at the ticket
Speaker 11: box and said, this is exactly what's happened when devastated
Speaker 11: and they were so this is they should have totally
Speaker 11: understand it, like it's a mom din totally get it.
Speaker 11: Here's some new tickets. And they actually gave me new
Speaker 11: tickets for the new show, but gave me like real
Speaker 11: front Road tickets.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, some legends doing that. I know, I
Speaker 4: know that was just that's such a love. See, I
Speaker 4: love that. I might trying it if I don't get
Speaker 4: Oasis tickets. My son he's not here at the moment
Speaker 4: in the bathroom. I'm listening all five wonder well every
Speaker 4: day on the school run to nursery. I love front Road.
Speaker 4: If we've got the pushman, meet the band as well,
Speaker 4: if you can as much. And oh, when he comes
Speaker 4: out of the bathroom, he's sitting there at the moment,
Speaker 4: he's going to be over the moon. Yeah, I might
Speaker 4: try that, Laura, great story, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connall Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show five minutes ago. We've got this big
Speaker 4: Oasis announcement at eight o'clock And I got a text
Speaker 4: earlier from Terry Christian can't wait for the Oasis announcement,
Speaker 4: but a fan since definitely Maybe was released. That's nineteen
Speaker 4: ninety four, so thirty years.
Speaker 3: Oh my good, thirty years.
Speaker 4: It's about two years ago, decades, three decades, three, three
Speaker 4: ago decades. Met the band in the ordis of ways
Speaker 4: in Brisbane. Can't wait, Terry. So I sent Terry text,
Speaker 4: going wow, this sounds like amazing set up to a
Speaker 4: great story. How did you meet the band in the
Speaker 4: oddest of ways? All right, let's get the full story.
Speaker 4: I was walking to the Oasis gig and didn't know
Speaker 4: where I was, which is odd anyway, Okay, you're not
Speaker 4: in them, You're not in the outback, You're in Brisbane.
Speaker 4: So I knocked on a van. Let me just pause this.
Speaker 4: So lost knocks on one of those vans unless you
Speaker 4: want to get in right and taken away. The last
Speaker 4: place i'd knock is on a van, Just on a van.
Speaker 4: The whole Oasis band was inside, but no Liam or no.
Speaker 4: I asked where they were. This story then gets incod ale.
Speaker 4: They said the boys are buying new leather jackets for
Speaker 4: the show. Terry. I've got to yes, there's a real
Speaker 4: strong wire from this story now of bs. So wait,
Speaker 4: they lost him on the flight from London. Did you
Speaker 4: pack my leather jacket? No, this is why they broke up. No, Liam,
Speaker 4: I said it was you. The lather jackets were on stage.
Speaker 3: Quick to Brisbane CBD.
Speaker 4: Hang on a minute, let's get in the Oasis fan.
Speaker 4: So I went to the shop and met the boys.
Speaker 4: According to this now Oasis legend, help them decide which
Speaker 4: jackets to get nice. This is my favorite best stories
Speaker 4: we've had on the show. I'm going to call this
Speaker 4: the legend of Terry Huge true. I'm just gonna just
Speaker 4: want to be in the world where it is true. Hello,
Speaker 4: I'm lost, Oh my god, Oasis. Where are the boys?
Speaker 4: They've lost their leather jackets are just buying him in
Speaker 4: that shop over there. I'll be right back. Don't worry, guys,
Speaker 4: I can sort this all out. Oh my name Terry,
Speaker 4: Oh my god, thank god for Terry. Does he then
Speaker 4: come back with the boys we met him earlier. He's
Speaker 4: had to pick out that the jackets right sizes everything.
Speaker 4: We can give you a lift to the show because
Speaker 4: he's lost knocking on a van. Terry, thank you for
Speaker 4: your story. Let's go to Hayden here, Big Family Trips?
Speaker 4: How many of you? Hayden? He hello, Hello Hayden, welcome
Speaker 4: to the show. So Big Family Trips.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we went a dance to raw.
Speaker 4: We had twenty six of us in nine rooms. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that is a lot. So how are you diving up
Speaker 4: the family members and amongst sotly? If you've got nine rooms,
Speaker 4: three of you crammed in each room?
Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty much three or four in a room and
Speaker 6: luck you did it all to get an age room.
Speaker 4: Do you remember when Christmas time when you're go and
Speaker 4: stay around at your ready's house and that you're just
Speaker 4: aw the kids like crammed in under the table sometimes
Speaker 4: and with nephews and niches you didn't really like going
Speaker 4: to sleep on their room.
Speaker 3: On the floor and a cheap kind of foam mattress
Speaker 3: that wasn't even really a metro.
Speaker 4: Way for thin way for thin Hayden, thank you very
Speaker 4: much your story. That's going to producing. Kaitlin here, who
Speaker 4: can top twenty seven? So how many family members family trip?
Speaker 12: I'm saying forty plus all right.
Speaker 4: When she told me earlier it was bang on forty.
Speaker 4: What do you said about inflation with eating stories? Is
Speaker 4: now going on to forty plus tomorrow, we ask one
Speaker 4: hundred of us at least, where are you going?
Speaker 12: It's actually every year we go away for Easter with
Speaker 12: my partner's family, and it's a big old Maltese family.
Speaker 4: Take a break from was it watering down the driveway?
Speaker 3: Do they anything concrete?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 12: And so we all go away and we book out
Speaker 12: a school camp. There's that many of us.
Speaker 4: Joke, I didn't know. I didn't know you had the
Speaker 4: Airbnb type of property.
Speaker 3: So your Maltese net is on the high Ropes course.
Speaker 4: In the tip line Maltese style.
Speaker 3: Why didn't even know you could book out a school campus, civilians,
Speaker 3: where'd you find school camp?
Speaker 12: Well, school camps aren't going to school camps on the
Speaker 12: Easter holidays.
Speaker 4: Great thinking, but where do you even hire them?
Speaker 12: So we went down to Lawn and there was a
Speaker 12: school camp down there that we just booked out.
Speaker 2: It had it had all of that.
Speaker 12: We weren't allowed to use a lot of the equip
Speaker 12: because you needed like people watching you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you get the crash mats out the monkey bars.
Speaker 12: But they have tennis courts and basketball courts and all
Speaker 12: weekend we each other play games.
Speaker 4: As movie all this, so forty plus of.
Speaker 2: You forty plus.
Speaker 12: So it started with my mother in law and her
Speaker 12: four best friends and their husbands and kids, and then
Speaker 12: all of them have now had children, so they have
Speaker 12: three plus kids each.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's turning into forty of us.
Speaker 4: Multiplier effects every year. It's like a pyramid imagining you
Speaker 4: all down there. Look.
Speaker 1: Christian connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, Good morning to Michelle. Fellow Oasis fan Christian.
Speaker 4: I brought tickets to the Oasis nineteen ninety six. What's
Speaker 4: the story concept that was canceled when they broke up
Speaker 4: for a short time. We should have realized then this
Speaker 4: is not going to be around forever. I was eighteen
Speaker 4: and just shattered. It was everything to me. I still
Speaker 4: haven't gone over the disappointment. Not sure I could bring
Speaker 4: myself to attempt to purchase again. Believe, believe, Come on, Michelle, honestly,
Speaker 4: five years time. It's two parts to the good news
Speaker 4: we've got. There's an announcement and then an instant gratification.
Speaker 4: I'm promising for somebody today a happy ending with the show.
Speaker 4: In fact, that's what they should have put up on
Speaker 4: those posters of mine forget more than a radio show.
Speaker 4: What are the show in town can offer you a
Speaker 4: happy ending? Not on every show, but at least today
Speaker 4: they can set up for the only show. All right,
Speaker 4: So big family trips morning Tracy.
Speaker 11: Hello, good morning guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we're good. So how big? How many of
Speaker 4: you on this big family trip at the moment, we're
Speaker 4: up to forty?
Speaker 10: Every year we all go away and there's between one
Speaker 10: hundred and twenty and one hundred and fifty office.
Speaker 4: Oh where'd you go to a town? You take over adelaide,
Speaker 4: you hire adelaide.
Speaker 11: We have to find a caravan park.
Speaker 4: But you are the part. It's like your own community
Speaker 4: and village.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 8: That's it.
Speaker 10: And then we go out for dinners and we take
Speaker 10: over the whole hotel.
Speaker 4: No imagine you imagine they're having you're on a first
Speaker 4: or second date. Note Russian dolls. Well they're not altogether,
Speaker 4: aren't they? Is it?
Speaker 3: Could all the chairs over this one.
Speaker 4: They just get absorbed into your community next time, and
Speaker 4: then up into one of your caravans.
Speaker 3: Now's one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 7: They do that too, they do that too.
Speaker 3: Are they all relatives?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 5: Yes, my grandparents George McGill.
Speaker 10: They had eleven children, and those eleven children had thirty
Speaker 10: six of my generation, and then our thirty six generations
Speaker 10: had ninety seven as the next generation.
Speaker 4: Trace, it's amazing that you know all this and you're
Speaker 4: in chact with your contact with with the family tree,
Speaker 4: like this is like a living family tree.
Speaker 11: Ooh, we're very close, very close, all of us, and
Speaker 11: then all of our children.
Speaker 10: We haven't I haven't even added up, but I'm going to.
Speaker 8: Do that in February next year.
Speaker 4: All right, then call me back. All right, I've got
Speaker 4: out one hundred and forty seven. Someone has put me off.
Speaker 4: Let me start again. So, Tracy, when you're all out together,
Speaker 4: one hundred and twenty hundred and thirty of you, how
Speaker 4: are you organized that where you sit? Do you vary
Speaker 4: it each dinner time? Or and do you really know
Speaker 4: all your cousins and nephews names.
Speaker 10: I know all my cousins and nephews, but the next
Speaker 10: generation I'm a bit lost there that I think.
Speaker 4: I know you know what? Next one they do? Chat
Speaker 4: right me? You and Pats just going on to join
Speaker 4: the table. I remember, Tracy, we call you. How are you? O?
Speaker 8: I'm good?
Speaker 4: Good? Yes, all right, Tracy, thank you very much. Cool,
Speaker 4: call me back in February when you've done a new
Speaker 4: count okay, the revised counts. It's like a sentence.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, So we have a ball.
Speaker 13: It's called the McGill family and a lot of people
Speaker 13: know the McGill.
Speaker 4: Oh they would you if you go like caravur in
Speaker 4: your part? Can I just ask the McGill family are coming,
Speaker 4: what Jake have they booked at? Well, we won't move you.
Speaker 11: Every every year the last week in in February, and
Speaker 11: where do you go?
Speaker 4: Just who we can warn everyone? Where did the McGill
Speaker 4: family go.
Speaker 5: For this next year?
Speaker 11: We're going to the Gamby right, okay, right, but make
Speaker 11: sure the caravan parks.
Speaker 4: Are big enough. Yeah, Tracy, it was a joy chalking'
Speaker 4: to you. Take care, thank you, bye bye big Oasis
Speaker 4: News Instant Gratification.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show. All right, Oasis News, this is big news.
Speaker 4: It was huge news this year when the unthinkable happen
Speaker 4: and Oasis announced that they were putting a very bad
Speaker 4: family rift between them together. I don't know what I
Speaker 4: was brought the boys back together. I actually genuinely never
Speaker 4: thought it would happen. But I don't know whether it's
Speaker 4: getting older. They're in their fifties now, their mum's not
Speaker 4: very well when she was begging the boys to become
Speaker 4: brothers again before she passes away, or it's the offer
Speaker 4: of around one billion dollars. Who knows. Let's not be
Speaker 4: sing cool. Whatever it is, I don't care. They're coming,
Speaker 4: and I don't mean they're coming back together on stage.
Speaker 4: They're coming to Australia. You probably already up to speed
Speaker 4: with this. It was announced Friday that Oasis are coming
Speaker 4: here down on tour next year, which is gonna be
Speaker 4: hues as reunion tour. The atmosphere of these gigs is
Speaker 4: going to be electric. Melbourne, Oasis is coming. They're playing
Speaker 4: Marvel's Stadium next October. It's the thirty first sign up
Speaker 4: Now for any chance of getting these tickets, you go
Speaker 4: to oasisnet dot com. Bless them, they've been away so long.
Speaker 4: Let's stuck with that dot net.
Speaker 3: Dot com.
Speaker 4: Obviously that's probably what broke up with them. They haven't
Speaker 4: got the passwords to log back in oasisnet dot com.
Speaker 4: You shouldn't be a net if you want the biggest
Speaker 4: bands in the world. Net They've come from a very
Speaker 4: long time ago.
Speaker 3: Kids Oasis dot go.
Speaker 4: Aol oasisnet dot com. They got their own website. Pre
Speaker 4: sale starts this Monday, Monday, the fourteenth of October, So
Speaker 4: you got the next couple of days. Head to Oasis net.
Speaker 4: They're playing Marvel Stadium October the thirty first. Next year
Speaker 4: tickets go on sell Monday. That's pre sale only if
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Speaker 4: wait until October. You can win right now, twelve months beforehand.
Speaker 4: We have the very first pair of tickets to go
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Speaker 4: are never gonna be together in the future. You go
Speaker 4: in time traveling. We're taking you to next year right
Speaker 4: now on nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 4: These genuine are the first pair of tickets to go
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Speaker 4: Win them now, don't even You don't even need to
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Speaker 4: now nine one four one four three. We have tickets.
Speaker 4: These are the very first tickets before they go and seal.
Speaker 4: Do not pick up the phone unless you're a really
Speaker 4: big Oasis fans, because I'm a big Oasis fans and
Speaker 4: I have no tickets yet, so we have them for you.
Speaker 4: Nine four one oh four three. I'm going to play
Speaker 4: this song now, Don't look back in anger. This is
Speaker 4: a belt of an Oasis song, but actually it's a
Speaker 4: song of forgiveness and acceptance. I don't know why they're
Speaker 4: back together again, but for me it is the best
Speaker 4: news this year.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's Show. In twenty twenty five, they're doing two
Speaker 4: shows Melbourne a Marvel Stadium on the thirty first of
Speaker 4: October next year. Presale begins on Monday. Go to the
Speaker 4: band's website. It's an Oasis nep Just if you google Oasis,
Speaker 4: don't worry. The top search together is the band's website.
Speaker 4: There's been a bit of hype about them over the
Speaker 4: last two months. They're doing Melbourne and Sydney. Can news
Speaker 4: they come here first. They're going to Melbourne first of all,
Speaker 4: Marvel Stadium on the thirty first of October. Then a
Speaker 4: week later, after they've recovered it by being rocked by Melbourne.
Speaker 4: The reception they're going to get here mainly from me
Speaker 4: front right and Sydney on the seventh of November presell,
Speaker 4: then on Monday go to Oasis net to stand any
Speaker 4: chance they get these tickets. They're going to go very
Speaker 4: very quickly. But the great news is we have tickets.
Speaker 4: Every day this week on the show, we're giving away
Speaker 4: our first pair of tickets to go and see Oasis
Speaker 4: live in Melbourne Marvel Stadium next year. Michelle, she's just
Speaker 4: got to work, that's school, Michelle. Hello, Hello, Michelle, you whispering.
Speaker 4: You try not to be on the on the final
Speaker 4: on the radio.
Speaker 11: Shure, I was a bit too.
Speaker 10: It was you said my name, so I was like,
Speaker 10: is it me?
Speaker 4: It is Michelle, it's here. There's a lot of people
Speaker 4: calling in right now because obviously we've just announced Oasis
Speaker 4: are coming next year in October. So why do you
Speaker 4: want the very first pair of tickets?
Speaker 10: Christian, I ask the person who takes it in earlier
Speaker 10: about missing out on the nineteen ninety six concerts, and
Speaker 10: I was trying to register this before, but I thought
Speaker 10: I don't know if I can go through this disappointment again.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 10: I was shattered. I had the whole thing planned in
Speaker 10: ninety six. I was finishing VCU that year and they
Speaker 10: were coming out a week later, and my whole life
Speaker 10: was revolving around this concert.
Speaker 5: And I just it just killed me.
Speaker 10: You know, I'm sorry, I'm exaggerating.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 4: And that's your fa whatever your favorite band is, it's everything.
Speaker 4: It would have been like your schoolies, it's the big
Speaker 4: thing you're looking forward to.
Speaker 10: This was I grew up in the country. This was
Speaker 10: we didn't back in the old days. We didn't go
Speaker 10: to the Gold Coast, we didn't do anything like that.
Speaker 11: So this was my schoolies.
Speaker 10: This was my everything.
Speaker 11: This is what I was working for.
Speaker 3: Do you remember how you felt when the band announced
Speaker 3: that the tour was canceled?
Speaker 10: Oh, I like, there was rumors because we had to
Speaker 10: deal with like the newspapers and the radio is that
Speaker 10: we didn't have the internet back in the we like
Speaker 10: you hear the rumors that they're not coming, they're not coming,
Speaker 10: you think they're going to reschedule, and then they just
Speaker 10: said they were broken up.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 10: It devastated me. I just couldn't.
Speaker 11: I couldn't deal with it.
Speaker 10: I didn't believe it, and then and then I didn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then they got back together and then broke
Speaker 4: up about ten years later, properly. So well, listen, Michelle,
Speaker 4: you have to have the first pair of tickets we have, really, yes,
Speaker 4: I think. I think even if the band knew that
Speaker 4: we were giving away tickets, now they go, hey, listen,
Speaker 4: we're really sorry. Yeah, have the tickets. You're never too
Speaker 4: old for schoolies. School Is is coming twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you have to be there. Imagine you're eighteen.
Speaker 4: It's your eighteen year old right now, who's crying with
Speaker 4: joy that you finally get to see them?
Speaker 11: I got to cry.
Speaker 10: I'm steady about workplace on schomatic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're colleaguely going to go. Someone's really and the
Speaker 4: kids have only just come back. We only had a
Speaker 4: date with them yesterday, only teaching. Michelle. It's just broke
Speaker 4: by these kids. Little horrors you've got getting to see Oasis.
Speaker 4: You're the first person to get the tickets in Australia.
Speaker 10: Thanks before you go, Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Oh, no pleasure. I wanted them to go to a
Speaker 4: genuine fan. You really are a proper fan. I will
Speaker 4: see you there, enjoy it. Thank you my pleasure. Michelle,
Speaker 4: You're deserved winner, all right. I hope we don't know
Speaker 4: what set you too much, but at least it's with joy.
Speaker 4: These are with joy, all right, have a good day.
Speaker 10: I gotta go try to this miscarage.
Speaker 4: Michelle. You finally getting to see Oasis. Enjoy it next
Speaker 4: year and well done. Thank you so much, all right.
Speaker 4: More tickets on tomorrow show.
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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, Christian very exciting giving away Oasis tickets
Speaker 4: for next Autoby years ago. I want some tickets on
Speaker 4: this radio station. Go and see the B fifty two's
Speaker 4: similar time frame. It's for next year. Super excited and
Speaker 4: some big eighties guy come concert time, not off early
Speaker 4: for work, got all dressed up and away we go.
Speaker 4: Pity I got the all night and missed them completely.
Speaker 4: He left the country, was pretty disappointed. No B fifty
Speaker 4: twos for Andy boy. I'm so sorry to hear that.
Speaker 4: My friend, Jackie boy, what's been going on with you?
Speaker 3: I'm raising a red flag about my next door neighbor.
Speaker 3: He once a week he washes his car a lot
Speaker 3: of the time shirtless. Yesterday the weather was miserable. It
Speaker 3: was raining in the afternoon. Jitny, he's still out there
Speaker 3: getting sudsy with his shirt off.
Speaker 2: Is this pool guy the same with the pool?
Speaker 12: No?
Speaker 3: No, that's about my old mate Andy. He's in his sixties. No,
Speaker 3: this guy's This guy would be mid twenties.
Speaker 4: If you've got your top off right, it means he's jacked.
Speaker 3: He's jacked.
Speaker 4: He's leaning over and showing the obliques and everything the
Speaker 4: v and.
Speaker 3: He's part of his sharehouse where our next door neighbor
Speaker 3: moved out and then six people moved in next door.
Speaker 3: I was worried about the rowdiness of the parties they
Speaker 3: would have. And actually a very sensible the one the
Speaker 3: one guy to keep your eye on, Hunk.
Speaker 4: This is a lone wolf out that he knows down
Speaker 4: well what he's doing. He's putting on a gun show
Speaker 4: for your wife.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm worried about.
Speaker 4: I don't know. He's seen her, all right, he's he's
Speaker 4: seeing her, and he's also sad he's seen you, and
Speaker 4: he realizes, how about you go for the big price,
Speaker 4: you know, Oasis tickets more than B fifty twos and
Speaker 4: where I'm failing. But your jacks, you're you need to
Speaker 4: get out there naked.
Speaker 3: My card definitely needs to wash compared to his car,
Speaker 3: which is I wasn't sure that was a euphemism, which
Speaker 3: is sparkly every week I let mine there's a tree
Speaker 3: that overhangs our driver.
Speaker 4: Oh god, I've got that as well, and.
Speaker 3: Yes, and so it builds up, there's bird poo on it,
Speaker 3: and I just think, well, they're just going to do
Speaker 3: it again tonight.
Speaker 4: Sotching it thongs and budgy smugglers.
Speaker 3: I've actually got spiderwebs now that go from the passenger
Speaker 3: side mirror to the window.
Speaker 4: I was for Halloween, you're doing it. I'm Gordy the Helloween?
Speaker 3: Where's the next door? Nmber? Every single week.
Speaker 4: He's what is the workout? We can tick on cleaning
Speaker 4: a car as well? So what are you going to do?
Speaker 4: You've got to make a power move back. What are
Speaker 4: you going to do?
Speaker 3: I'm not going to clean my car just because he does.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go you know what, I'm going to
Speaker 3: go through to through one of the drive through ones
Speaker 3: where they do it for you. Can I sit in
Speaker 3: there in luxury.
Speaker 4: Then why don't you get one of those sort of
Speaker 4: like a weights bench and stuff. I start working out
Speaker 4: Fank the trainer, barb and a rat.
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Speaker 4: Gang a lot messages Jackie Boy telling you to wash
Speaker 4: that car bird poop and urine damage the paint, not
Speaker 4: on a Tessa eat On, sort this through, he's pre
Speaker 4: pooped and all those cars you know. Today on the
Speaker 4: Time Wasteter U be four t are returning to Australia
Speaker 4: on their Red Red Wine Tour with special guests a
Speaker 4: Get High Cherry October seventeenth, Next week Margaret Caught Arena.
Speaker 4: You can buy tickets from ticket and you can win
Speaker 4: a bed today for the best in show. On the
Speaker 4: Time Waster which today on World Beard Day, we're looking
Speaker 4: for hairy bands. A study of male facial hair rates
Speaker 4: around Australia refield which seaties have the strongest and weakest beards.
Speaker 4: I am going to need some spoiling evidence with this.
Speaker 4: This is just propaganda. The strongest beards were found in
Speaker 4: Hobart and Melbourne. So were they walking around the streets
Speaker 4: looking for stronger weak beard and doing a week and
Speaker 4: strong count? Well, the weakest beards Week Beard Brisbee and
Speaker 4: also Sydney weak beards. All right, so we're looking for
Speaker 4: your hairy bands the beard, Geese, Gold, Tina Palmer ooh gold,
Speaker 4: Perry comover gold and damn it what is this? Gold?
Speaker 4: Wasn't a gold run or the ladies will get this everywhere?
Speaker 4: Ac ghd oh yeah like the straightener, look around silk
Speaker 4: around the ladies. They're clapping? Does it go? Ouy? Did
Speaker 4: I hear it? All right, jackie boy? What have you got?
Speaker 4: Hairy bans?
Speaker 3: This artist is getting in number two pack?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Oh no, that's a joke. Sorry so quick,
Speaker 4: I missed it. Number two. You don't go in and
Speaker 4: ask for number two pack two? Yeah? Silver, yeah, Tupac
Speaker 4: does yeah. Silver.
Speaker 3: Trimmy Hendrix, Trimmy Hendrix.
Speaker 4: Now there you go, there's your gold.
Speaker 3: Mumfort and buns.
Speaker 4: Oh like a man bun. They would have as well,
Speaker 4: wouldn't they with those waistcoats and leuka ladies go.
Speaker 3: There are some strong beards in Mumford and Sons combs
Speaker 3: and I.
Speaker 4: Silver and ZZ flat top flattop silver.
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Speaker 4: What are the odds? All the threes you can win
Speaker 4: tickets gon to u be forty next week. Margaret called Arena.
Speaker 4: Tickets are on sale now at Ticke Tech Supporters. Buy
Speaker 4: Eaglie Cherry. If you do win the tickets, make sure
Speaker 4: you save the night. The good eye joke. The eagle
Speaker 4: eyed bands out there always keep an eye out for him.
Speaker 4: All right, hairy bands, Jack, You're ready, I'm ready. Let's
Speaker 4: beard them up. Hooty in the blow wave Gold what
Speaker 4: are Aaron? Maroon five o'clock Shadow, Gold, Foyle Orbitson always
Speaker 4: get some high lights Silver Mullatallica Silver plus, Mariah Harry
Speaker 4: Gold is platinum. My friend Mariah Harry is great. The
Speaker 4: wax On five and a little bit of silver Beard,
Speaker 4: the Ironish Gold, Barry Man Balobe Gold plus that comes
Speaker 4: from the awesomely named Maggie Bull Love That Maggie Bull
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Speaker 4: hair out. They've got the froze when they're here Froasis
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Speaker 4: Sienna on the way to school instead of the Backstreet Boys, Backstreet.
Speaker 3: Barbers, Bronze.
Speaker 4: Perm Jam Silver Pubic Enemy that sits in That's band Rio,
Speaker 4: Christian on the Petshow Boys, the Barbershop Boys, Bronze Lady,
Speaker 4: Barbara Gold, Ricky well done, Zizi off the Top, Plase silver,
Speaker 4: Thanks Brad, Audio Shave Gold, Ye, what Daniel the Boomtown
Speaker 4: Rattails gold and Motley Crue Cup gold. All right, A
Speaker 4: lot of goals today, not a very good ones. Who's
Speaker 4: off to see UBI fourteen?
Speaker 3: Well down to Maggie for Bury Men Bunalo Yeah, brilliant oneok.
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Speaker 4: Tomorrow's show today Tomorrow Wednesday. On this show, we're looking
Speaker 4: for your stories once more of coincidence and chance in
Speaker 4: what are the odds?
Speaker 5: I believe it or not? What are the odds?
Speaker 4: You gotta be justhing me like, were you with Cheryl
Speaker 4: who married a Hun?
Speaker 3: Who works with the Cheryl.
Speaker 4: Who married a Hun as well?
Speaker 13: When I was younger, I worked as a camp count
Speaker 13: floor at a summer camp in France. Two years later
Speaker 13: I was working as a school photographer. There was this
Speaker 13: kid and he recognized me from that summer camp.
Speaker 11: He was on exchange from friends in Australia, had.
Speaker 6: A motorbike excellent and I smashed my right ankle. I
Speaker 6: had to get up in the hospital and surgery. I
Speaker 6: was going to show to my ankle. I thought, okay.
Speaker 6: They came in and I said, we're going to shave
Speaker 6: you from head to toe to Why so I'm only
Speaker 6: having an ankle? Said, now you're having a kidney surgery.
Speaker 6: Two beds down to Joy in the next bed.
Speaker 8: He was poor.
Speaker 6: Anthony Solomon's day of birth was assignment. He was having
Speaker 6: a kidney operator.
Speaker 11: I have three brothers, Peter, Greg and Shane. My ex
Speaker 11: husband was Peter, My next partner was Shane, and now
Speaker 11: I'm looking for it.
Speaker 4: Greg. What are the odds so you can get in
Speaker 4: their early book is spot? We get very busy, lots
Speaker 4: of stories waiting to be told. Email me today Christian
Speaker 4: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot Are you now.
Speaker 3: I have or what are the others?
Speaker 4: I'm warning you now. I would even say it's mild,
Speaker 4: We'll give it to us down there. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: because we may need it tomorrow. You don't have your
Speaker 4: second goal. Start A couple of callers aren't quite ready
Speaker 4: to go. You've got to always have something in the
Speaker 4: back pocket. But if you hear me start to go listener,
Speaker 4: know this. If you hear me start to go tomorrow,
Speaker 4: I've got one worry. We have not got great signed up.
Speaker 4: If I'm breaking this out, something has gone very badly wrong.
Speaker 4: It involves today's show. Ah yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Didn't feel like the longer you give it a run up,
Speaker 3: the better it has.
Speaker 4: I've said too much. I've said too much. Hopefully this
Speaker 4: day will never come, but it may well tomorrow. It's
Speaker 4: up to you. You decide the fate of this Christian
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Speaker 4: you try and get the tickets to see them in
Speaker 4: October next year. We also will be giving away tickets tomorrow.
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