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Speaker 1: Jump Mission with Jones and Amanda A subdued Melbourne Cup yesterday.

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Speaker 2: You know, some people were saying that it allowed other

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Speaker 2: states to be more inclusive.

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Speaker 1: That's true because.

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Speaker 2: Everyone was celebrating remotely, well celebrating as a loose term.

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Speaker 2: A horse passed away, which no one wants to see.

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Speaker 2: But still people were trying to get into the vibe

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Speaker 2: of the Melbourne Cup. I'm not a Melbourne Cup person. Actually,

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Speaker 2: I was working yesterday, so I didn't partake in any

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Speaker 2: of the festival.

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Speaker 1: Are you working at a Melbourne Cup function?

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Speaker 2: No, I wasn't so I actually at four o'clock that

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Speaker 2: I g I wondered, who's won?

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Speaker 1: You could have asked me, I'm the expert in the field.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, this is you before yesterday's Grace Twilight payment.

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Speaker 1: Twilight Bo's paying twenty six dollars.

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Speaker 2: What does that mean?

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Speaker 1: It's got no chance? I think it won, didn't it.

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Speaker 2: That's the bit I know.

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Speaker 3: In Sydney, Roxy Jasenko was trolleyed coming out of a

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Speaker 3: Melbourne Cup function, falling over.

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Speaker 1: How do you know?

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Speaker 3: I saw the Daily Mail the score okay, and I

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Speaker 3: thought it was pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Just into that music that goes, you know, the Old

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Speaker 1: Darrow music that.

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Speaker 2: Goes with it, and they're clinking of the bottles.

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Speaker 1: There's no real audio.

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Speaker 3: In Western Australia, a reporter was licked at ascot, licked

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Speaker 3: licked by a woman.

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Speaker 1: She was doing a piece to camera.

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Speaker 3: A woman comes up and licks her on the face

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Speaker 3: and then the newsreaders what is newsreaders say were shut

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Speaker 3: down when something cool is about to happen. Just when

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Speaker 3: a guy bared his bare backs, they decided to wrap

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Speaker 3: it up.

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Speaker 2: They've been from about seven o'clock this morning.

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Speaker 1: Because we're gonna let you go.

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Speaker 3: Why stay there Channel ten? You need the ratings people

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Speaker 3: watch that.

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Speaker 2: No, you can't show someone's big mooning.

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Speaker 3: I tell what if you put out right now, what

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Speaker 3: would you rather see? Two people reporting or the guy mooning?

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Speaker 3: People would go with the moony.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of people reporting every year, I know Martin King

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Speaker 2: likes to get out and amongst it the is it

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Speaker 2: the bird not the bird cake? That's a punsy bit,

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Speaker 2: isn't it.

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Speaker 1: There's a bird cach isner.

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Speaker 2: What's a bit where everyone's just smashed on the grass.

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Speaker 1: It's just Flemington. Yeah, he likes to well, he goes

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Speaker 1: with all the ladies.

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Speaker 3: He will go and flirt with ladies with who've had

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Speaker 3: a lot hanging out, legs hanging out.

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Speaker 1: So Martin had to go further afield to find legs

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Speaker 1: and puss. Where did he do it? He just went

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Speaker 1: around the streets of Melbourne. That's very sedate. What's on

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Speaker 1: the menu today today?

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Speaker 2: We've got sushi, We've got oysters and porn star martinis.

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Speaker 1: Would you like one horn star martini? I'd like to try.

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Speaker 1: I'd like to see it right.

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Speaker 3: So Martin very sober on a woman that's a third

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Speaker 3: of his age eating sushi.

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Speaker 1: Launchy, miss, welcome to.

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Speaker 3: The matur corks rand your ankles.

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Speaker 2: Around my ankle?

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Speaker 1: Yes, my che strings around my ankles? Where are you from? Girls?

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Speaker 2: Walker?

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Speaker 1: Queen plan? Will you'd be so cold today? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: tell me about it.

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Speaker 3: But you know, after it comes to this that boy,

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Speaker 3: we are warm. It hasn't notice fact that Melbourne is

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Speaker 3: the sexiest city in Australia.

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Speaker 1: Why is it? Why is it the sexiest city could

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Speaker 1: live in it? Do you think I'm still a title package?

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Speaker 3: Yes, you're a silver fox, like ten out of ten.

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Speaker 1: Let's have this money, can squirrel? How she said my

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Speaker 1: g strings around?

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Speaker 2: Is she wearing so many questions.

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Speaker 1: Girls gotta be careful these days

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Speaker 3: With Joz and Amanda