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Speaker 1: Matt quick question for you, hit before we get going

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Speaker 1: vacation care for you guys.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever had a bike and scooter day?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we have a bike and scooty day.

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Speaker 2: They're setting themselves up for carnage.

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Speaker 3: When we have them, We're always like put pants on,

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Speaker 3: no dresses, knee pads first taken, let's go ing through

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Speaker 3: the band aids.

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Speaker 1: On that day, Mate, I walked in to pick Oscar

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Speaker 1: up and it was like a war zone.

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Speaker 4: It was like a war zone day. It was like

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Speaker 4: behind enemy line on Maha Beach. It's like I can't

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Speaker 4: And it was a dunkirk zepping over limbs. There was

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Speaker 4: the kids just like bellowing in the corner.

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Speaker 2: And I looked at Oscar and I was like, what happened?

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Speaker 2: He was like someone run over, missing fingers.

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Speaker 3: Welcome back to two Gutting Dad Dying Matty J and

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Speaker 3: I'm Ash And this is a podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 3: It is the good, it is the.

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Speaker 2: Bad and the relatable and.

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Speaker 3: Look, I feel like sometimes recently we have accidentally been

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Speaker 3: giving advice.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're evolving, but if it's advice that we've given,

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Speaker 1: we have literally learned that within the twenty four hours

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Speaker 1: of us regurgitating it to you.

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Speaker 3: So it's new year, new rules. Some advice will be

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Speaker 3: given occasionally it'll be pepper in here and there, here

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Speaker 3: and there when we leave it. Yeah, exactly, very good,

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Speaker 3: very good. Ash kids of back school kids. Back kids

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Speaker 3: are back. Except I feel like here in New South

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Speaker 3: Wales people need to be on the same page. What

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Speaker 3: do you mean all the schools were starting at different weeks.

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Speaker 3: I was at cafe and then one parent was like,

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Speaker 3: what fuck your kid's doing? And I was like, what

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Speaker 3: do you mean? They're like, my kids are at school?

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Speaker 2: And then I panicked and I was like, here have mine.

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Speaker 3: I thought maybe I got the dates wrong.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think what private schools.

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Speaker 3: Won't be well, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: A minefield.

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Speaker 3: It is a minefield.

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Speaker 2: Do you know who makes this decision?

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Speaker 1: There's someone in an office and we're going, let's confuse

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Speaker 1: the fuck out of everyone.

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Speaker 2: Next year, you start there, you start over here.

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Speaker 3: I actually I think I know that the school holidays

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Speaker 3: over the summer period are too long.

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Speaker 2: Oh brother, oh my god.

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Speaker 3: I was like, it's too fuck it. It's too long

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Speaker 3: for the parents, it's too long for the kids. I reckon,

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Speaker 3: try not drinking through it. Bro I reckon, we should

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Speaker 3: go back to school like mid JM.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's appropriate.

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Speaker 1: I think they do it so long because they're like, well,

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Speaker 1: i've got a public holiday in there somewhere anyway.

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Speaker 3: Like Australia Day. We may as well stretch it out

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Speaker 3: to Australia Day. And then we're like and then out

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Speaker 1: And I saw my therapist yesterday and I was like,

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Speaker 1: you're not going to believe this. Fifty seven days sober.

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Speaker 1: And she was like, over the school break too, how did.

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Speaker 2: You do it? And I was like, actually, yeah, I

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Speaker 2: was like I did have a few mental breakdowns across that.

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Speaker 3: Like just it was pepping in everything.

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Speaker 2: I was like, we all need to separate. It was

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Speaker 3: Actually, I do want to talk about your therapist. Do

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Speaker 3: we want to talk about housekeeping? We actually the house

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Speaker 2: The house is cleaner there, Matt.

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Speaker 1: I have some breaking news to kickstart the year. It's

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Speaker 1: been a little bit of hiatus on the breaking news.

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Speaker 3: Actually I wasn't sure if it was coming back.

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Speaker 2: I was always confident.

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Speaker 3: I shot on it last time we did and it

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Speaker 3: I still love you. I missed it last week and

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Speaker 3: I'm sure the listeners also missed it.

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Speaker 2: Well, I got it. Just a quick one please, just

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Speaker 2: for because school's gone back breaking news, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Nearly a third of kids can't use books when starting

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Speaker 2: So I told you a lot of that one.

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, waite. That is it's wild watching my children

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Speaker 3: like the biggest fond I've called someone accidentally. That's the

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Speaker 1: There's one good thing about it is like you can

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't need to trypot. Like yesterday, Oscar helped me.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, hey, hold this some film for me.

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Speaker 3: On the books.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, got him editing, he's a tax deductible.

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Speaker 3: Immediately, I feel like I put so much attention into

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Speaker 3: Mary pre day one of school and Laola, I'm like,

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Speaker 2: Mat me someone else's problem. How is she going with it?

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Speaker 2: Because lord, this day two before oh, before.

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Speaker 3: We do that, we've got to talk about the dishwasher,

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Speaker 3: because that was a topic which exploded amongst the dotors,

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Speaker 3: I've missed a piece of color, which often happens no qualms. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Ash found that out the hard way. Disbelief.

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Speaker 2: I was in disbelief.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know you could do that. You didn't spill

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Speaker 1: a drop of water. It turns out it's more common.

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Speaker 1: I'm the uncommon one. Everyone was like, yeah, this is

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Speaker 2: But I've got an update on the dishwasher itself.

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Speaker 1: Because I was so baffled by you doing that, I

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Speaker 1: I'm fucking doing this washer.

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Speaker 2: I told you this last week full disclosure.

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Speaker 3: I bought the same dish wash, the fisher and picle.

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Speaker 2: I was just fishering and g isn't it.

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Speaker 3: Fuck?

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Speaker 2: Fuck you don't listen to me. You don't listen. This

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Speaker 3: Point in housekeeping, At what.

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Speaker 2: Point do you start listening to me?

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Speaker 3: Normally twenty minutes in you just go just everything's just

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Speaker 2: There's an LG.

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Speaker 3: They're good.

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Speaker 2: Fuck call Yeah, you're going to regret this. Let me

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about the new blender that I got, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You're talking about when you're crying about one of your kids.

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Speaker 1: I've noticed with your family as you put it on

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Speaker 2: I don't know why you do that. I sloaded up.

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Speaker 1: probably better for the environment.

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Speaker 2: I'm here helping. You're here distracting on it.

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Speaker 2: At zero over here. Actually, I think even the government's

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Speaker 1: But it's one of those dishwashers that plays the tune

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Speaker 2: Shut up.

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Speaker 1: I keep thinking you'll get just get used to it.

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Speaker 1: It's like living under a flight path.

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Speaker 2: You get used to it. It's not happening.

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Speaker 3: We just like to LG love you great products.

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Speaker 2: Wife is good, but not so much.

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Speaker 1: I mean, we're talking about it exactly, and now dozens of.

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Speaker 3: Actually? Yes, Actually, Ash, I've been trying to do some research.

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Speaker 3: The Facebook group was flooded, flooded to go request and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm yet to deny anyone, but we had thirty

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like, quick, guys, get on this one.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if someone knows the answer if you're

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Speaker 3: it might not. Where do you come from? Those people?

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Speaker 2: And it's like thirty eight really, that's a big deal.

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Speaker 3: That's a lot for us.

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Speaker 2: That's thirty eight more than every other day.

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Speaker 1: Yes, Matt quickly, Yes, we want to stay in housekeeping

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Speaker 1: because you put out a new Year's resolution to the

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Speaker 1: and your family, which was put your phone down.

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Speaker 2: In between what was it again.

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Speaker 3: To put my phone down from the hours of let's say,

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Speaker 2: I bought you a gift.

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Speaker 3: This is the time of lock box. It's an electric

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Speaker 3: I love it. What happens if it's locked in there too,

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Speaker 3: This a regift no, wow, that's very generous.

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Speaker 3: get the second hand the second hand bag? Five bucks?

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Speaker 3: I'm not going and I was like, oh, okay. So

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Speaker 1: This is the time I just felt in my in

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Speaker 3: It was we didn't parents didn't know which classroom to

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Speaker 3: Mark your name. Day two parents, which lifeboat? Here? Are

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Speaker 3: We're like, please do didn't know? It's clear, I'm good

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Speaker 1: Me, you know, all of the heart felt goodbye is

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Speaker 2: It's a key.

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Speaker 3: I was strategy. I was down with the ship.

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Speaker 1: I dropped Macy yesterday, which she just went straight back

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Speaker 3: Nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it isn't.

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Speaker 3: That's incredible, I know. And it makes you look like

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but I was like whoa.

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Speaker 1: I was like what, I'm just waiting for the fist

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Speaker 2: But I was like even. She turned and looked at

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Speaker 3: Dad, a grade one. Yeah, that's that is amazing.

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Speaker 2: He's got more manners than me.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, so he seems to be pretty good. Like he's

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Speaker 3: Really? Yeah? My kids so emotional.

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Speaker 3: We picked him up, went for frozen frozen ice cream.

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Speaker 2: It's a frozen ice cream. It's all frozen.

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Speaker 3: We went for frozen like okay, yep, and also went

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Speaker 1: Lego in bed and I was like, come on, bro,

444
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:50,760
Speaker 1: come on.

445
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:52,320
Speaker 3: Also, where's the off switch?

446
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:55,879
Speaker 1: He's like iceman, So like you know, like we step

447
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:57,600
Speaker 1: on a bit of Lego. We're like, that's the worst

448
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,359
Speaker 1: thing that could possibly happen. To any parent.

449
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,200
Speaker 2: Made his bed the other day just for a fucking lego.

450
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:02,960
Speaker 3: He sleeps in it.

451
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:07,000
Speaker 1: It's like a better nails. He's hard in his back up.

452
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,199
Speaker 1: He's gonna be a tough motherfucker when he's wow sleeping

453
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:15,200
Speaker 1: and I'm talking he's sleeping on two two blockers, four blockers.

454
00:20:14,600 --> 00:20:15,679
Speaker 2: None of this flat stuff.

455
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,840
Speaker 3: What's happen for breakfast? Broken glass?

456
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:22,000
Speaker 2: What's yeah, He's just like that it's a really glass

457
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:28,320
Speaker 2: of milk. Hold the milk. And I was like, the

458
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,159
Speaker 2: fuck anyway. So he's got like, yeah, he's got a

459
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:31,720
Speaker 2: better nail.

460
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:34,600
Speaker 3: You're like, do you want me to pick this up?

461
00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:38,200
Speaker 3: And he's like, that's my bed, bro, the lego.

462
00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,240
Speaker 2: Next day, I'm gonna walk. He's gonna be sleeping his

463
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:43,439
Speaker 2: arms cross like vampire. He just sleeps on the ceiling.

464
00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:48,320
Speaker 3: We've got the nanny by the way, who's going really well.

465
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,760
Speaker 3: But we're still early days. We were very very like

466
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,080
Speaker 3: polite to each other, and you know, he's still nice

467
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:58,200
Speaker 3: to also like a nice around the kids. Kids like her, Yeah,

468
00:20:58,560 --> 00:21:01,280
Speaker 3: kind of like she's kind of doesn't listen to us,

469
00:21:02,080 --> 00:21:05,320
Speaker 3: and no, she she's great. She's very experienced and she

470
00:21:05,359 --> 00:21:09,040
Speaker 3: realizes that she comes in and she's like, you know, hey, Lola,

471
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,600
Speaker 3: you got to brush your hair and you gotta do this,

472
00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:12,680
Speaker 3: and she's like another parent.

473
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's probably done that many times that she knows

474
00:21:15,720 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 1: how to weasele her way into me.

475
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,000
Speaker 3: She's great. They had the fund fund activities. But at

476
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 3: the same time, when the kids get told what to

477
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,000
Speaker 3: do by another person, they're like, who the fuck are you?

478
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,199
Speaker 3: But she's like, she's great. We love her. And then

479
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 3: even like around her, when I'm like, come on, Lola,

480
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:31,960
Speaker 3: put your shoes down. Oh where are your socks. You've

481
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,720
Speaker 3: lost your socks and I've give them to you five times.

482
00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:36,400
Speaker 3: We've gotta find your socks again, that's okay. And then

483
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 3: you know, if she wasn't around, I'd be talking a

484
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:38,840
Speaker 3: little bit differently.

485
00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:40,200
Speaker 2: Maybe like get your fucking socks.

486
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,040
Speaker 3: And then I was getting the kids on the bike

487
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,600
Speaker 3: and Lola always goes to climb on the back of

488
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:47,320
Speaker 3: the bike before I'm holding it, and she's, you know,

489
00:21:47,800 --> 00:21:51,000
Speaker 3: pull the bike on herself. And I was getting my

490
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,160
Speaker 3: helmet turned around and Lola was climbing into the bike

491
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,320
Speaker 3: and I was like, don't climb on the bike.

492
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 2: What's wrong?

493
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,560
Speaker 3: You comb on? And then then nanny came down. I

494
00:21:58,560 --> 00:21:59,960
Speaker 3: was like, oh, she've got a water bottle. I was like,

495
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 3: thank you so much.

496
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,639
Speaker 1: She was probably like, okay, well that's how you're supposed

497
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:08,919
Speaker 1: to talk to them. She's probably seen that all before

498
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Speaker 1: as well. It's just like, sorry, yes, I'm so sorry.

499
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, Matt. You would have noticed on my

500
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 1: stories that I have become part of the problem.

501
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a summer problem.

502
00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,920
Speaker 3: You've changed, Yes, I have, but.

503
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,720
Speaker 2: It's not because of me.

504
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:30,280
Speaker 1: It's because of my beautiful wife, who she likes shade

505
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:32,760
Speaker 1: well said, you took the words right out of them.

506
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:35,520
Speaker 3: When people are like explaining what April's like, and I'm like,

507
00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:36,560
Speaker 3: just loves the shade.

508
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:39,119
Speaker 2: She loves a good shade, hates weird love shade.

509
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,200
Speaker 3: Yeah she had a vampire. Yeah, she hates the.

510
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,439
Speaker 1: Check if she's sleeping on a lego. But I was like,

511
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 1: anti cool cabana. For those of you who don't really

512
00:22:49,080 --> 00:22:51,399
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about, there was a couple of

513
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,840
Speaker 1: years ago there was it was labeled un Australian and

514
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:56,800
Speaker 1: it was probably one of the best marketing things for

515
00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:00,199
Speaker 1: cor Cobar, possibly because I don't hate them, but I

516
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,280
Speaker 1: find it funny how we all got like the whole

517
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 1: nation was up in arms about taking too much room

518
00:23:05,880 --> 00:23:06,320
Speaker 1: on a beach.

519
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 3: Yes, and there's certain beaches like Bond Dive, for example,

520
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:15,240
Speaker 3: where your shoulder to shoulder setting up like two meter tent.

521
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,120
Speaker 2: Just bring your fucking car port, bro. Yeah, seriously, it's

522
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:18,720
Speaker 2: the same thing.

523
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 3: It's a bit inconsiderate.

524
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 2: It's a marquee.

525
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,159
Speaker 3: That's what it is, is a market. Yeah, and in

526
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,800
Speaker 3: that is a semi permanent structure.

527
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,720
Speaker 2: Could get married under it.

528
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,879
Speaker 3: You're there laying concrete as foundation, exactly your shade on

529
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 3: a beach.

530
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,640
Speaker 1: If it gets windy in a range you fucked, yeah,

531
00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 1: because then you know an umbrella like done.

532
00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 3: Did you feel guilty buying it or that April by.

533
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:40,320
Speaker 1: April bought it? Okay, because I wanted nothing to do

534
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 1: with it, and then she's like, I'm going to.

535
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,800
Speaker 2: Set it up. Of course she didn't set it up.

536
00:23:43,880 --> 00:23:44,439
Speaker 2: She gave it a go.

537
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:46,719
Speaker 3: But it was kind of easy to set up, I know.

538
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I do know that.

539
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 1: And the kids actually got involved too, so yeah, I

540
00:23:50,119 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 1: get it. Yeah, all right, fine, Okay, I'm fine with it,

541
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 1: but I'm not fine with it because I'm still like

542
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to be part of the problem after

543
00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 1: and I said to her, you realize that I shat

544
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 1: on them and now I've got one.

545
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,400
Speaker 2: Do you know how that makes me look?

546
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 3: Yeah?

547
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 1: So I found a loophole. Going Okay, you would know

548
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:12,119
Speaker 1: that the sun rises and sets yep rsers in the east,

549
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:17,520
Speaker 1: sets in the west. So the shade in which this

550
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,320
Speaker 1: cool cabana gives off, yeah, is actually not under the

551
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 1: cool cabana.

552
00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 3: It's on an angle, so technically you're not under it.

553
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:25,800
Speaker 2: Bam.

554
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:29,600
Speaker 1: So I'm actually not sitting under any cool cabannas if

555
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,199
Speaker 1: you see me at the bees that I'm outside the

556
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 1: cool cabana and I'm in the shade, he's just I'm

557
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 1: not in the shade.

558
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 3: He just looks like a predator who's getting real close.

559
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,480
Speaker 2: To it, walking up, Yeah, just walking up and down. Well,

560
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 2: that's what I'm trying to say.

561
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,520
Speaker 3: Is that guy a dad or is he a predator

562
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 3: that we need to like help that family out with.

563
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 1: So I have found the loophole for shade and not

564
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:52,440
Speaker 1: have to be part of the problem.

565
00:24:52,280 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 3: Just to comb to it. So there's They're so good.

566
00:24:56,720 --> 00:24:59,439
Speaker 1: I feel like if you have a cool cabana, you

567
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,679
Speaker 1: take a cool round to the beach. Fine, but you

568
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 1: need to offer a stranger a bit of shade that's

569
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:05,119
Speaker 1: on the outside of it, and then you're good to

570
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 1: go because.

571
00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:08,360
Speaker 2: The people next to me no umbrella that will ruar.

572
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 3: But anyone said anything, has anyone like giving you grief

573
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,400
Speaker 3: about the fact that.

574
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:16,320
Speaker 1: One guy was like, can you update me when you've

575
00:25:16,359 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 1: come to your senses and realized how good it is?

576
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 2: And I was like, damn it, great, they're really good.

577
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:23,119
Speaker 2: They are good. But I refuse.

578
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,919
Speaker 1: You will not see me under it, You'll see me

579
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 1: outside of it, in the shade.

580
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 2: Okay, that's my loophole. But then also as well, I.

581
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: Opened the boot in the out the street out here,

582
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,640
Speaker 1: and I forgot that it was still in.

583
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,439
Speaker 2: The I was like, hiding my shade. It's in the

584
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:40,120
Speaker 2: passenger seat.

585
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,639
Speaker 3: I just need to get something from my car. I

586
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 3: look over and you're there, kissing the coolaball you comfortable

587
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,280
Speaker 3: in there. I'll be quick, don't worry, I'll be back

588
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 3: in a couple of our.

589
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:48,640
Speaker 2: Window crack.

590
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 1: Now, Matt, New Year brings new I'm not going to

591
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,280
Speaker 1: call this one a resolution because it's sort of like

592
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,879
Speaker 1: dare like a milestone.

593
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 3: We're like, we're beyond resolutions. Now, yeah, it's fair. We

594
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 3: aren't fair almost we are. Yeah, fairs, you shut up? Okay,

595
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,720
Speaker 3: Happy New Year anyway. Macon wears nappies to bed at night.

596
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 2: That's it.

597
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 3: Love that, okay.

598
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 1: And she wants to get out of them. We want

599
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,000
Speaker 1: to get out of them, so we're talking about it.

600
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 3: I just say, must be nice to be in the

601
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 3: phase of no nappies. That must be nice. Not yet,

602
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:26,560
Speaker 3: you're on the cusp.

603
00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 2: I'm on the casp. And I said to me, hey,

604
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,399
Speaker 2: when you go back to KINDI, when there's more routine,

605
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:34,240
Speaker 2: because holidays it's a fucking free for all. What do

606
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,080
Speaker 2: you say we try ditch the nappy at night?

607
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:37,919
Speaker 3: What do you say?

608
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,560
Speaker 2: Is it me the toilet or something we haven't mentioned yet.

609
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 2: That's a salesman tactic. And she was like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

610
00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 2: but she had some rules.

611
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 3: What's the rules?

612
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,440
Speaker 2: Okay, So a toilet seat.

613
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:55,000
Speaker 1: In our bathroom the on suite it's quite soft clothes, yep,

614
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:58,119
Speaker 1: but the one in their bathroom is not get you.

615
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:01,920
Speaker 1: And she uses our bar room because of that toilet seat.

616
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,679
Speaker 1: So she was like, rule number one, We'll.

617
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 2: Get a new toilet seat. I was like, okay, and

618
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,879
Speaker 2: then she was like, also, creatures come out of the drain.

619
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 2: I was like, with the drain in the middle of

620
00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 2: the floor, like a round drain, and she was like yeah.

621
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,560
Speaker 2: I was like, well, how about this.

622
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,439
Speaker 1: We'll go to Bunnings and get you can pick a

623
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 1: new toilet seat and we'll get a night light that

624
00:27:22,440 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: covers the drain.

625
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:25,640
Speaker 3: Yeah. I love that.

626
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she was like fucking pumped on that. So

627
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,440
Speaker 1: and also I got to go to Bunnings.

628
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,640
Speaker 3: So I did she really ask for your toilet seat?

629
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,359
Speaker 2: Were you just like no, that was like, what's that?

630
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:39,639
Speaker 3: What's that? Macy? You want me to get in the

631
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 3: car and drifted Bunnings.

632
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's do it right now, Dad, it's midnight. We'll

633
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 2: get there early, bring the cookers in. And I was

634
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 2: like all right, So Thursdays is by day with Macy.

635
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 2: So that's what we did. Went to Bunnings and I

636
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,800
Speaker 2: let her pick the toilet seat, which.

637
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,159
Speaker 1: I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you

638
00:27:57,160 --> 00:28:00,000
Speaker 1: a little photo of Macy. This is a two parts

639
00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:02,679
Speaker 1: this story. Here she is, this is the one she picked.

640
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 1: I had to talk her down out of the bedet style.

641
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,160
Speaker 3: The slow close feature.

642
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 2: Man, that really sold she was sold on that. Yeah,

643
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 2: she was. She looks pretty toughed.

644
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:17,000
Speaker 1: There was like a little cheap dude torlet seeds get

645
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: up there, one hundred bucks.

646
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 2: That was like seventy bucks. I talked to her out

647
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,639
Speaker 2: of like the three hundred dollars. One daddy doesn't have

648
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 2: that sort of sea anyway. That was one thing. So

649
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,879
Speaker 2: she's pretty toughed on that.

650
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: Found that that was really easy. And then I let

651
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,800
Speaker 1: her pick the nightlight and she was adamant. Had to

652
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 1: be a round one and it ended up being like

653
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 1: a lantern style, so it had a little thing.

654
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 3: And this is just in case she has to wake

655
00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:39,200
Speaker 3: up in the middle of the night do a wee

656
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,480
Speaker 3: wize she can do that. I wanted to be able

657
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,480
Speaker 3: to see and she's going to come to your bathroom.

658
00:28:43,560 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 2: No, no, no, this is for their bar.

659
00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:46,320
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm with you, You're with me.

660
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 1: So we went to the section with all like the

661
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: camping lines, the night lives and she's picked out like

662
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 1: a lantern camping style one which had a bright setting

663
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,120
Speaker 1: and like a not so bright setting perfect for night

664
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 1: is battery powered as well, so I can remove it

665
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: and hide it if I need to. But what I

666
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 1: didn't realize is that this particular And I don't know

667
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,080
Speaker 1: why they.

668
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,719
Speaker 2: Would put this on the lantern it had a Strobe function?

669
00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 3: Okay.

670
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 2: Anyway, so I'm walking past.

671
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 1: The bathroom at home and I didn't know this, and

672
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,880
Speaker 1: I look over and it looked like there was a

673
00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 1: fucking rave going on in my in the in the bathroom.

674
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

675
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 2: So she's raving away in there. See it on the ground.

676
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 3: What function is that for?

677
00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 5: So?

678
00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:31,920
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, so you turn it on and it's so annoying.

679
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 2: But I keep saying, kids, no rave function?

680
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 3: Does she love the issue?

681
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 2: Well, I know when one of them has been to

682
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,760
Speaker 2: the bathroom in the middle of it, because.

683
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,479
Speaker 1: I come out in the morning it's still dark and

684
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 1: who deck, it's like flashing, like if you if someone had.

685
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 2: Like suffered seizures, it would set.

686
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,080
Speaker 3: You right off. I feel a bit queasy watching that video, but.

687
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 2: Like, what, like, what is the use of this function?

688
00:29:57,560 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 5: You know?

689
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:58,239
Speaker 3: Who made that?

690
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,800
Speaker 2: LG Fuck?

691
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,719
Speaker 1: I'm waiting for it to just when the batteries die,

692
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:10,440
Speaker 1: just go. But I was like, kids, no more strobe functions.

693
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: And the way you turn it on and you think

694
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 1: if you're going to turn on a light like a

695
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,960
Speaker 1: lamp like that that has a couple of different dimmer levels.

696
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:20,600
Speaker 2: Where do you think it would start?

697
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 3: Start low? Then right that starts.

698
00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 2: It goes high like the highest, like the sun, and

699
00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:28,520
Speaker 2: then it got.

700
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:30,400
Speaker 1: You click it again, especially in the middle of the night,

701
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: it goes like a reasonable level and you press it again.

702
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 2: Strobe. They're the options, just.

703
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 3: Like there's a light switch right there.

704
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 2: She can't reach so little.

705
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: Sorry, no, I'm just going to strobe on the neighbors

706
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: are like, are you guys having a party.

707
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 2: Like all hours of the night, Like it's not like that.

708
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,200
Speaker 3: In addition to the dishwasher and wait for the.

709
00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 2: I'll give you an update on the I'll give you

710
00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:55,200
Speaker 2: an update on how she goes.

711
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: But so far, she weed the bed last night, Painless're

712
00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 1: scared of the stroke, Matt.

713
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 2: There is a segment that we haven't done all year.

714
00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 3: Do we have a song for this intro? We do.

715
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:13,840
Speaker 1: We had two songs, which because we had one song,

716
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: they hated it.

717
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were like, it's so bad, it's good and

718
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,040
Speaker 3: people like no, no, no, no, no, it's just bad.

719
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 2: And then we re we rewrote a song for its parents.

720
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's play the song.

721
00:31:28,400 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 4: One of the.

722
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: Previous You say, what, man, I feel like a parent. Yeah,

723
00:31:43,040 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 1: just explain what this segment is, and that is where

724
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 1: parents send in things they want to round about get

725
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:48,239
Speaker 1: off your chest.

726
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,280
Speaker 3: Just the little parts of parenting that are just a

727
00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,600
Speaker 3: little bit frustrating. It can be big, can be little, whatever.

728
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 3: Just it's like giving you.

729
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: The ick, especially after six weeks holidays. I'm pretty sure

730
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: everything my kid says give me the yick.

731
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 3: Now there's there's a one here from Laura. I was

732
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,200
Speaker 3: studying for exams and the kids were Oh my god,

733
00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,480
Speaker 3: could you imagine studying whilst having kids.

734
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 2: Oh sounds horrible.

735
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,440
Speaker 3: I was studying for exams and the kids were left

736
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 3: to run wild and have as much screen time as

737
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,920
Speaker 3: they wanted. Here I emerged from my office. Here here,

738
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,160
Speaker 3: I just put in it that wasn't written.

739
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 2: By the way, thank you for cleaning up. I was confused.

740
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:27,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, I emerged from my office to my house looking

741
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 3: like Jamungi. Their food experiments these holidays included smothering the

742
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 3: coffee table and honey oh and rolling ten snack bags

743
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 3: of popcorn through it as they sat there watching movies.

744
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 3: They thought it was genius. Oh my god, kids are

745
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:45,120
Speaker 3: so dumb Where what? Okay? Who's who? Was like?

746
00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 2: This is going to be a great idea, but they

747
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,680
Speaker 2: smitt in honey? Was it honey? And honey the bags

748
00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 2: of popcorn?

749
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 3: If it wasn't so delicious, I'm so close to banning

750
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 3: honey from my house. It's a fucking nightmare.

751
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 2: Sticky.

752
00:32:59,000 --> 00:32:59,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, well.

753
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 2: That's disgusting, you poor thing.

754
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,120
Speaker 1: This one's from Jessica, which Jessica is the new Karen apparently,

755
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 1: according to the Internet these days.

756
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,680
Speaker 3: Jessica, if you're listening, don't listen to ash.

757
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 2: Yes, beautiful, don't cut your hair into a bob.

758
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:19,440
Speaker 1: If a Reasonabob brought out planning my kid's first birthday

759
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:23,040
Speaker 1: that silly at a very specific time to go between

760
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:28,640
Speaker 1: naps for optimal happiness from the beast. I love how

761
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: I refer to the kid as the beast. Then he

762
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,800
Speaker 1: drops a nap. Now the party is square in nap

763
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: time on Valentine's.

764
00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:42,800
Speaker 3: Day, Beautiful, beautiful, never drop a nap. Does Macie still nap?

765
00:33:43,200 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 2: No? But I wish she still did. I miss it.

766
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 2: We just a nap together.

767
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 3: It was great. I can'd of. I want some more

768
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 3: structure with my naps.

769
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 2: I wish my Mum never got me out of naps.

770
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,400
Speaker 1: I just did it as an adult and it was

771
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 1: like part of a prerequisite.

772
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 2: Of knowing me. So if I go for a job interview,

773
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, you know.

774
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 3: I have siesta, I have a nap.

775
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 2: Are you at lunchtime? I have a blanket and.

776
00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 3: And a dummy Rianna student free days on the first

777
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 3: day back of term, like, six weeks wasn't long enough.

778
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:16,320
Speaker 3: You've got to make us wait another day. I agree,

779
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,879
Speaker 3: once again, go back to my original point, holidays far

780
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,000
Speaker 3: too long. Cut it shorter, or split it up.

781
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,400
Speaker 1: Well, I look, I'm gonna throw some teachers under the

782
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:25,839
Speaker 1: bus here.

783
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 2: Okay.

784
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 1: I overheard, okay, I overheard teachers talking about going back. Okay,

785
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,880
Speaker 1: they were going back a week early, yep, yep, prep

786
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:40,960
Speaker 1: And then they were laughing about still having.

787
00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:43,400
Speaker 2: A pupil free day on the Monday, And I'm like,

788
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 2: what was that fucking week for? Then?

789
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 3: What was that pupil free day?

790
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 1: We didn't have one this time, but in the friday,

791
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: right because some people went.

792
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 2: Back on the friday.

793
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,200
Speaker 3: He told this information.

794
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 1: I overheard it was just at a just undersclosed location.

795
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:01,759
Speaker 2: I heard it, and.

796
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:03,399
Speaker 3: I was like, could you confront them.

797
00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 2: I was just scared still with them and want to me, Yeah,

798
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 2: I'm not stupid, and that will teach you. What are

799
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 2: going to do?

800
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: They probably discipled me next minute. I'm fucking doing their

801
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: work for them.

802
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,080
Speaker 2: I'm not falling for that anyway. Next time. Okay, this

803
00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 2: is from.

804
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: Brodie going on a magical beach holiday for two weeks

805
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,960
Speaker 1: and the kids winge and fight the entire time.

806
00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:26,640
Speaker 2: Can we put a ban on winging? They just don't

807
00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 2: appreciates it?

808
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:30,839
Speaker 3: So toxic? Kids are so toxic? Well said, you can

809
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:34,279
Speaker 3: give them everything and they just want a little bit more.

810
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,240
Speaker 1: All I did was just either tell them to stop

811
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 1: bickering or stop whinging.

812
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:40,760
Speaker 2: For six weeks straight.

813
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:42,240
Speaker 3: I wasn't listening.

814
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,759
Speaker 6: Sorry anyway, So I was reading the next pair and

815
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 6: what did you say? I nothing, I was reading the Sorry, No,

816
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:58,839
Speaker 6: that's okay. Yeah, yeah, I was thinking listen or Tiggins, or.

817
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: Listen to my co hosts. Slash best friend was sitting

818
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,360
Speaker 1: shot across from me.

819
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 3: Go Alissa asking to go to the park three four

820
00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 3: hundred and fifty seven times today and forty five degree heat.

821
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,919
Speaker 3: Also consistent talk of apple juice after being told we're

822
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 3: out of apple juice.

823
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:19,640
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, this is the thing, right, there's only and

824
00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,759
Speaker 1: going back to your point, it's too long the school holidays,

825
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,359
Speaker 1: you run out of parks to go to. They're bored now,

826
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: and then you get these days at a forty five grips.

827
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 1: They don't understand that. And Macy does this thing where

828
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 1: she wants something and I can't provide it. She seems

829
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: to think that if she keeps repeating but I want it,

830
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:39,960
Speaker 1: that's going to make any fucking difference.

831
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 2: It's it's not new Slash.

832
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 3: It's like my kids who can't ride bikes are like,

833
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,319
Speaker 3: we want to ride our bikes to the beach and

834
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, but you don't know how to ride

835
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:48,359
Speaker 3: a bike.

836
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 2: Push them down Bellvue Hill.

837
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 3: That will learn, And I'm like, it's a hot summer's

838
00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 3: day right now. We're not learning in Bondai on their

839
00:36:58,120 --> 00:37:00,399
Speaker 3: busy roads for you to ride your box the fly.

840
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:03,200
Speaker 3: Marley is love her to death. She's very good at

841
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 3: many things. Like the split second i'd let go of her,

842
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 3: she's over, she's gone.

843
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,440
Speaker 2: Oscar took it pretty well actually, but still.

844
00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 3: I look at boys and they're so good. Like I

845
00:37:17,239 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 3: had to lie to Marley and I'm still holding her

846
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:22,440
Speaker 3: and she's like, am I doing it? And I'm holding

847
00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:24,719
Speaker 3: her up and I'm like, yeah, yeah, you're doing great.

848
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 3: She's like, wow, I can ride a bike now, and

849
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,800
Speaker 3: I'm there just like carrying.

850
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 2: You're doing the pedals.

851
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,760
Speaker 3: Ask me one more, Teagan.

852
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:37,280
Speaker 1: We just moved to Queensland and the school day starts

853
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,360
Speaker 1: at eight forty.

854
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:39,839
Speaker 2: We're barely making them.

855
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 3: I think. I think my round about Queensland is that

856
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 3: it's just too hot.

857
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,520
Speaker 1: They try and get you in and out of school early,

858
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,719
Speaker 1: because I used to go to school in Tweed and

859
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: they would start you really early, just to off the

860
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,640
Speaker 1: back of that tea and was having a wings that

861
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,800
Speaker 1: they never even make the nine to fifteen bell whenever

862
00:37:56,880 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: that whatever, you know, let alone eight forty.

863
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,520
Speaker 2: But they try and get you in and out.

864
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 1: I remember I used to start at like a thirty

865
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:06,800
Speaker 1: and finished two thirty because it's so fucking hot and humid.

866
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 3: After now now with air con.

867
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:12,440
Speaker 2: How old do you think I am? Yeah, I'm just

868
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,319
Speaker 2: a guy with a fan.

869
00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 3: We didn't have air con.

870
00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 1: There was a brief moment where one of the schools

871
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 1: that was being built moved into our school and they

872
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:21,400
Speaker 1: had a whole bunch of demandables because it was like

873
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:24,160
Speaker 1: a really big block of land that our school was

874
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,400
Speaker 1: on and they all had air con and we didn't,

875
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 1: and we're in the demandables.

876
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we stormed the fucking demands.

877
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 3: Yeah.

878
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 2: Wow, took over.

879
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 3: That's like two gangs coming together. Was like that. Wow.

880
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:37,799
Speaker 1: But I remember when they moved in, it was like,

881
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,840
Speaker 1: what are all the girls are gonna look like?

882
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 2: Anyway? So that's pear rants.

883
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: I hope that everyone feels a little bit better just

884
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,440
Speaker 1: getting it out in the open.

885
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do. I feel much better. I feel great.

886
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel good. Ash.

887
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,480
Speaker 3: We are going to bring back another segment that we

888
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:57,800
Speaker 3: haven't done in a little while. It is listener questions.

889
00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 3: This is people who listen to the pod any type

890
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 3: of dilemma just want our opinion. Why. We don't know.

891
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 3: I don't know either, But I actually think it's the

892
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 3: fact that we started talking about giving advice. I think

893
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,880
Speaker 3: we're now offering nuggets of wisdom and people are aware

894
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:14,200
Speaker 3: of that.

895
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 2: Why are they listening to it?

896
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:19,600
Speaker 3: We're experienced. It's the hierarchy purely based on the fact

897
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 3: that we have older kids and people who are listening.

898
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 3: They then turn to us as the disciples of parenting.

899
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 2: Don't I'm going to get a complex where.

900
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:32,320
Speaker 3: Like the leaders of a cult, sir to you, that's okay.

901
00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,799
Speaker 3: This is from I keep the synonymous because he sent

902
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 3: it to me in my DMS and he's saying, I've

903
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:37,959
Speaker 3: just become a dad.

904
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:38,960
Speaker 2: Congratulations.

905
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 3: I concur with a four month old and man, it's

906
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 3: tough co sleeping currently and not dealing well with the

907
00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:48,400
Speaker 3: sleep deprivation mixed with trying and support my wife as well.

908
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 3: How do you get through the tough periods?

909
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,799
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, the age old question of how to get

910
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: through the tough period. There's not a one fix. That's

911
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,560
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna start this with one fix. And it's like,

912
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,240
Speaker 1: have you ever seen the movie Twister?

913
00:40:04,480 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 3: Big Fan, Lovely Love. Yeah, and it's sort of like

914
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 3: category five.

915
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:08,919
Speaker 2: Yeah.

916
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:12,479
Speaker 1: There's part of that is trying to understand more about the.

917
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 2: Twisters, Yeah, and the other half is survival.

918
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:16,719
Speaker 3: Yeah.

919
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:17,760
Speaker 2: Do you get where I'm going.

920
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 3: With The twisters are unpredictable.

921
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 1: Exactly right, But then in the moments of absolute chaos,

922
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:27,400
Speaker 1: you just got to do what you can do to survive.

923
00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 1: And I would say, if I'm going to give any advice,

924
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: it's be nice to each other, yes, because it'll trickle

925
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 1: down so easy to turn.

926
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 2: You need to resist that your team. It's way more

927
00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:40,040
Speaker 2: satisfying when you get through it as a team.

928
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:43,239
Speaker 1: If you get through it and you've split up in

929
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,480
Speaker 1: terms of like had a big barnie and then gone

930
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,680
Speaker 1: your separate ways for the day or whatever, just start

931
00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:50,879
Speaker 1: to think about how you could have done it better

932
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: when you could.

933
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,400
Speaker 2: Have just been nice to each other in the first place.

934
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:56,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's easier said than done, because when you're

935
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 3: in the thick of it and you're in the trenches

936
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 3: and you're tired, and you're frustrated because you've got to

937
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:02,319
Speaker 3: that you're trying to keep alive and it's just not

938
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 3: sleeping and it's just hell. Ah, Like anything would set

939
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 3: you off. But I know with Laura, for example, she

940
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,320
Speaker 3: would love it and I need to do it more.

941
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:15,120
Speaker 3: If she did anything, whether it was like getting the

942
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 3: baby to sleep in one go, she'd come down the

943
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 3: stairs and I'd say, you're doing such an amazing job.

944
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 3: You really are doing so well as a mum. That

945
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,200
Speaker 3: would just mean so much to her.

946
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:27,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like just.

947
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 3: The little words of affirmation.

948
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good one.

949
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 1: I mean, some friends of mine have asked me for

950
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 1: any advice before having their kids, and I usually have

951
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:40,480
Speaker 1: a very similar answer for most of them. One is,

952
00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:44,439
Speaker 1: there's no point being having two tired parents. Someone needs

953
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: to be rested at some point, and however, you skin

954
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: that fine. And I think communication there is key, because

955
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:53,279
Speaker 1: there's no point both of you being up at three

956
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning when dad's sitting there doing nothing.

957
00:41:56,600 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 1: I mean, get up, make sure that your partner's okay,

958
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,560
Speaker 1: get some more, are done. The other rule I've got

959
00:42:02,560 --> 00:42:06,399
Speaker 1: there is don't fucking talk if you're up at three

960
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. If your partner says you, hey,

961
00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 1: I'm thirsty, you can get me some water, don't even

962
00:42:10,520 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 1: say yes. Just go and fucking get it, because if

963
00:42:13,239 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: you say yes, the tone's gonna be misinterpreted like.

964
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:18,839
Speaker 2: Yep, it's like, oh yeah, fucking hard is it. There's

965
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 2: no point and you're not in your right mind.

966
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,799
Speaker 3: Just be quiet, locked in, get it done.

967
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 1: And then I always finish with You're gonna love hating

968
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,279
Speaker 1: it here because you love it so much, but then

969
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: in the moment like I fucking hate this. But then

970
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 1: when that kid smiles back at you, like, I fucking

971
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,399
Speaker 1: know why I love hating it here so much.

972
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 2: It's because of that.

973
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,840
Speaker 3: Oh. Actually, can I add to that two things. One

974
00:42:40,520 --> 00:42:42,960
Speaker 3: take photos and videos of Mum and Bub.

975
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, that's a too pronged result for that, because

976
00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,960
Speaker 1: there's one you get to look back. But then when

977
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 1: your kids are at an age when they're looking back

978
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: at it, they love that shit.

979
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 3: Bro.

980
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:53,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's a good one.

981
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:57,720
Speaker 3: And try and do it when they're not like hair's

982
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 3: dishevel they've just gotten out of bed out and you're

983
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 3: there going, yeah, don't do it that. Find a nicer

984
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:08,160
Speaker 3: moment where they're outside, Bub's asleep, and then you can

985
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,240
Speaker 3: get a couple of little like candid snaps. Ah.

986
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 5: Yeah.

987
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,280
Speaker 2: I used to have this photo of April.

988
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 1: She was still breastfeeding at that moment, and I remember

989
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,320
Speaker 1: she was sitting out on our balcony and the sun

990
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:23,240
Speaker 1: was like perfectly, like the silhouette was perfect.

991
00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 2: And she was sitting there and I was like a

992
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 2: side shot.

993
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: Fuck, I need to find it now I think about that,

994
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:31,399
Speaker 1: But I remember like being like, holy shit, like this

995
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 1: woman birthed this child, now she's feeding this child and

996
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,440
Speaker 1: he is still the same person.

997
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 3: Fuck.

998
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: It was just one of those photos you look back

999
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,480
Speaker 1: and have that vivid memory. So there's a couple of

1000
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: things that I say to my friends, but the most

1001
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:46,600
Speaker 1: important one is just be kind to each other.

1002
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,759
Speaker 3: And also, I think for yourself as well as a dad.

1003
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 2: Fill your cup up.

1004
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 3: On the weekend, I had like a little succession of

1005
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 3: things going wrong, and I just couldn't shake it. I

1006
00:43:56,600 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 3: was in such a little foul move. I lost my wallet.

1007
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 3: Still I don't know where that is.

1008
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 2: You still have a wallet?

1009
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, that's the thing. I don't use the wallet

1010
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 3: enough that like it's so easily misplaced because I only

1011
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 3: use it like once a week when I have to

1012
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:10,600
Speaker 3: wuar something online. I need like the three digits in

1013
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 3: the back of the card.

1014
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:13,400
Speaker 2: You can't remember that. You have a terrible memory.

1015
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 3: I've got too many. Go the business card. I've got

1016
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:22,799
Speaker 3: the But I lost my wallet. I ran over a nail,

1017
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 3: got a puncture in the car tire, and then till

1018
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:29,840
Speaker 3: the things that happened. One Marley flung the fridge door open,

1019
00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 3: and I don't know how she's done this, but the

1020
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 3: fridge door opened on itself and then like it snapped

1021
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 3: the joint. The heat fridging and yeah, so the fridge

1022
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:41,560
Speaker 3: door half came off.

1023
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 2: Oh, she's just the velocity.

1024
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 3: Like I'm like, what what have you been eating? And

1025
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 3: so that like just another admin task and I'm like,

1026
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 3: I'll have to try and figure out how to fix

1027
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:58,359
Speaker 3: this and then our umbrella and this is so much

1028
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,319
Speaker 3: of my life is great, so I'm just kind this

1029
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 3: is going to make me sound like I'm being really

1030
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 3: petty here and ungrateful because I'm focusing on like miniscule

1031
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 3: things in those days though, But then we had this

1032
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,200
Speaker 3: old cast iron table which is like ten years old,

1033
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 3: has no sentimental meaning at all, but the umbrella blew

1034
00:45:14,400 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 3: over in the wind, hit the table, legs snatch and

1035
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 3: it's like it's not even a nice table, it's a

1036
00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 3: shit table. But that that just tipped me and I

1037
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,560
Speaker 3: couldn't get out of this rut. I was just like

1038
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 3: everything is compounding and everything is going wrong, and they're

1039
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 3: all tiny little things, but all together on one weekend,

1040
00:45:32,040 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 3: I just was really angry, like the whole weekend and

1041
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,239
Speaker 3: I just feel like wanting to get out of it

1042
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 3: because I'm like, it's the weekend, and Laura is like,

1043
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 3: why are you taking it out on me, I just

1044
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 3: couldn't and for me and maybe people are different, but

1045
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 3: I need to get out of the house, get out

1046
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:49,239
Speaker 3: of that.

1047
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:51,520
Speaker 2: Environment, a reset, go for a run.

1048
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,520
Speaker 3: I just need to do something to take my mind

1049
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 3: because I know that if I stay at home, it's

1050
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 3: just going to compound even more and I'll end up

1051
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 3: becoming short, frustrated with those around me, and I'm not

1052
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:03,240
Speaker 3: enjoyable to hang out.

1053
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:06,080
Speaker 1: With, yeah, for sure, And like it's weird because like

1054
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: I feel like a lot of new parents are so

1055
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:11,000
Speaker 1: hard on themselves that they've got to get it right.

1056
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 1: I remember I was so hard on myself. If I

1057
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: couldn't change, then happy first go. It's like it's like

1058
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,720
Speaker 1: having a new job. And we've said this a million times,

1059
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: like go easy on yourself, Like you could be having

1060
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: a shit time because the baby's unsettled or whatever, and

1061
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 1: then you mess up something so minuscule and you're like

1062
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 1: beat yourself up of that.

1063
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:34,280
Speaker 3: Well, even you know the newborns are so temperamental. Even

1064
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 3: when you've had all these little things go wrong and

1065
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:39,120
Speaker 3: you're feeling like you're on edge and you're getting really eggy,

1066
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,720
Speaker 3: then something like a poonami or something like your baby

1067
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,239
Speaker 3: not going down for the normal little nap time or

1068
00:46:45,320 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 3: their nighttime sleep. That just is enough to set you

1069
00:46:48,320 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 3: off and then you feel guilty that you're not enjoying

1070
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,720
Speaker 3: being a parent and getting angry.

1071
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,240
Speaker 1: Pretty normal, I would say, as well, like very normal.

1072
00:46:54,320 --> 00:46:57,640
Speaker 1: Just go easy on yourself, is what we're trying to say. Yes, yes, Matt,

1073
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,919
Speaker 1: quick question for you, just to finish off today. Head

1074
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,840
Speaker 1: wedding or wedding the head? Is it outdated?

1075
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 3: Did you do it?

1076
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 2: No?

1077
00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 3: Didn't? I don't think I I don't think I did it.

1078
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 3: I know that those men are a little bit older

1079
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:16,359
Speaker 3: than me, those who were in their mid forties. They

1080
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 3: were like the last generation that I knew of that

1081
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,000
Speaker 3: were going out and wedding the head. And if you

1082
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 3: don't know what that means, I'm pretty sure it's either

1083
00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 3: when I think it used to be when mum went

1084
00:47:25,760 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 3: into labor.

1085
00:47:27,280 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 2: I don't even know the origin of it, but it

1086
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 2: sort of turned into a word or an excuse to

1087
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 2: get you.

1088
00:47:31,960 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 3: Do you know who started it? Oh?

1089
00:47:33,520 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 2: God, here we go.

1090
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:37,879
Speaker 3: He started it? Who do you think? And I we

1091
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:42,279
Speaker 3: love these people? What what nationality do you think is

1092
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:45,560
Speaker 3: aligned with his tradition? Fuck? Who's drunk?

1093
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 2: Irish?

1094
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 3: Yep.

1095
00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 2: Wow, that just that loaded up? Wow?

1096
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 3: Really Yeah. Yeah, the Irish apparently started it and it's

1097
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 3: trickled down. I don't know if they do it in

1098
00:47:57,560 --> 00:47:58,280
Speaker 3: like other countries.

1099
00:47:58,320 --> 00:47:59,400
Speaker 2: Do they still do in an island?

1100
00:47:59,480 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 6: Yeah?

1101
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:05,879
Speaker 3: Probably, But when baby is born dad, the tradition would

1102
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:08,359
Speaker 3: be that they would go out to the pub and

1103
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,040
Speaker 3: have a lot of beers to celebrate.

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Speaker 1: Celebrate. Absolutely, I feel like celebrating. There's a very fine

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Speaker 1: line here between celebrating and using it as an excuse

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Speaker 1: to essentially say, see.

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Speaker 7: You, guys, remove yourself, remove yourself from the newborn situation,

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Speaker 7: which I mean different generations. It was a time when

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Speaker 7: men were so far removed from the responsibilities of parenting

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Speaker 7: that they could, after bub was born, check out for

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Speaker 7: not just an evening, but for a.

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Speaker 3: Couple of days afterwards, because you hangover. You had ten beers.

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Speaker 3: Then you're going to be hung over the next day. Meanwhile,

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Speaker 3: your wife's there with a screaming newborn child in hospital

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Speaker 3: still and you're like, sorry, babe, sorry, I've got to go. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: i'll come see you in a couple of days.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be right right back, all right.

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Speaker 1: And I think I remember someone a while back use

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Speaker 1: the word wedding the head as well. It was like

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Speaker 1: we're going to wet the head, but it was more

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Speaker 1: inclusive so had it was like it was like we're

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Speaker 1: going to celebrate, as you know, And I think that's

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Speaker 1: way more appropriate. At the point where you're like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: we're home, we're settled. Every relative you ever had has

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Speaker 1: come over for some reason. Everyone wants to see the baby.

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Speaker 1: I've seen a baby before.

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Speaker 2: I want to see it grown up. That's what I

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Speaker 2: want to see.

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Speaker 3: You know, who deserves a drink?

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Speaker 2: Mom? We've done fuck all, we've done now. It was

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Speaker 2: like the best fifteen seconds of our life. How did

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Speaker 2: that tradition get approved? I know how it did?

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Speaker 3: You know? Now we'll leave. It's like for forty eight hours.

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Speaker 1: It's a boy, Hey baby, do you mind if I

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Speaker 1: just nip off to the the Rissole real quick?

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Speaker 3: I really deserve a little a cold one. I passed.

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Speaker 1: I think it's old fashioned. I think it goes out

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Speaker 1: the door with similar to dad goes off to work,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's sort of like now

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Speaker 1: I feel like previous generations it was sort of like

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Speaker 1: who gives a shit about mum's career? Mum's now at

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Speaker 1: and now it's like, okay, Well, April, when we were

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Speaker 1: having Oscar first, it was like she couldn't wait to

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Speaker 1: go back to work. And I encourage that too, because

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Speaker 1: she has career and aspirations and things that she wants

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Speaker 1: to do. I think it goes out the door with

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Speaker 1: that previous thinking.

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Speaker 2: In a way, it's sort.

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Speaker 1: Of like when you hit the ship with a champagne

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Speaker 1: bottle and everyone, your friends, men, women, other family.

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Speaker 2: Hooray, we've had a baby.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations. Not my wife's just pushed out a fucking watermelon.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to go and get shitfaced. See you in

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Speaker 1: a week, babe.

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Speaker 3: We're not saying don't celebrate it. No, Yes, it's the

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Speaker 3: creation of life.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful, beautiful, it's one of the biggest moments of your life.

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Speaker 3: Well, I had a champagne in the room the next

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Speaker 3: morning with Laura morning and that was lovely. It was

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Speaker 3: nice to include your partner. Yeah, in that let's say tradition.

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Speaker 3: But yeah, I think if you're a soon to be

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Speaker 3: dad and you're excited about the fact that you're going

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Speaker 3: to go have a bender after your baby is born,

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Speaker 3: just maybe reconsider it.

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Speaker 1: There's a big difference between even if you are going

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Speaker 1: to celebrate with your lads, lads, lads with the boys,

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Speaker 1: I still think it's fine as long as it's like

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Speaker 1: not as long as expensive the expenses of you just

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Speaker 1: being just wanted to.

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Speaker 2: I think if you're going to go.

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Speaker 1: Celebrate with the boys, have a couple of beers or whatever,

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Speaker 1: that's probably the best time to be responsible.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, because you're going.

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Speaker 3: If ever there was a time to not be completely

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Speaker 3: ship faced, it's after your child is born.

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Speaker 2: That's that. And when when she's in labor.

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Speaker 3: And the men were like, do you know what we

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Speaker 3: need lots of alcohol?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we go.

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Speaker 1: Let's not be able to drive in cases emergency. Let's

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Speaker 1: be incoherent.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck was that going? Let's be aggressive?

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Speaker 3: What was the older generation thinking.

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Speaker 2: I don't know it is, I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Look, how did that get passed through?

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Speaker 1: There's going to be so many opportunities for you to

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Speaker 1: go on a vendor after you've had a kid.

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Speaker 2: People.

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Speaker 1: I think people are under the understanding, Matt, just to

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Speaker 1: finish off here that your life's over, it's not because

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00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:11,200
Speaker 1: guess what, your mates have kids too, and then you've

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Speaker 1: got drinking dads that you can go drinking with and

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Speaker 1: believe it or.

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Speaker 2: Not, pubs have parks. Now, it's not the end of

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Speaker 2: your life.

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Speaker 1: I think it's sort of Your life does change, and

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Speaker 1: it does change dramatically. But I would say after having

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Speaker 1: kids and all my friends having kids, you're drinking culture

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Speaker 1: becomes so much more enjoyable because you're actually all in

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Speaker 1: the same boat and you're having this confidation. You're winging

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Speaker 1: about your fucking kids while you've got to beer in hand.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing.

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Speaker 1: So don't feel like it's you need to go and

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Speaker 1: get fucking parallel.

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Speaker 3: And also just want to say big shout out to

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Speaker 3: all of our Irish listeners.

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Speaker 2: We love you, yeah, but you're the problem.

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Speaker 3: At the Royal Women's Hospital where we gave birth, it's

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Speaker 3: like nine percent Irish.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the midwife's probably like a head winning We are

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Speaker 2: love you work, Can I come.

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Speaker 3: Ash?

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Speaker 2: That's all we have?

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Speaker 3: That is it? That is it where I'm very excited

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Speaker 3: to try my little lock box.

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Speaker 2: Yeah me too.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Once again, if you've enjoyed this episode, please leave you

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Speaker 1: a review five stars, little comment, be lovely, or you

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Speaker 1: can catch us on socials across the board man.

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Speaker 3: Where you Sorry? Sorry, sorry, that's your cue. That was Mike.

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Speaker 3: I missed, I missed the cute. I apologize on Facebook.

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Speaker 1: We're listening to me on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, TikTok get involved.

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Speaker 3: And also some of these questions have been answered in

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Speaker 3: the Facebook group. So if you want to get the

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Speaker 3: opinions of other moms and dads out there who are

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Speaker 3: in the same boat as us and yourself, jump in

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Speaker 3: the Facebook group because it's another beautiful little community of parents.

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Speaker 5: And if you're Irish, We're sorry.

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Speaker 3: Two Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 3: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 1: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 1: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestraight Islander

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Speaker 1: peoples today.

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Speaker 2: This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land