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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian No Common Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Have you been chased by an animal? We're going to

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Speaker 2: see this week if we can complete the alphabet, every

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Speaker 2: single letter from the animals sort have chased you? Sharon's

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Speaker 2: emailed in Christiani's chased by an orangutang in Sumatra. Orangutang,

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Speaker 2: you say, Sir David.

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Speaker 1: You might think that this is are you isn't saying

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Speaker 1: we do?

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Speaker 3: We need to be more like Sir David. You might

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Speaker 3: think that this is you might think that this.

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Speaker 4: Is what's he sawing a piece of wood, said, there's David,

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Speaker 4: I been Krusty Rowley's having their ways doing a voiceover

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Speaker 4: Christine's chased by in Sumacha.

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Speaker 2: My guide couldn't stop laughing and yet telling him it

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Speaker 2: was happening because I had the same haircunner as the

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Speaker 2: orang atane.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure that's a true. In fact, they only go

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Speaker 3: for the similar kind of people.

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Speaker 2: Shannon, thank you very much. Let's go to nailheir. Then

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Speaker 2: we're looking for your stories about being chased by an animal.

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Speaker 5: Noil coome on Morning, Christian, How are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm good? So what animal can we tick off? Baboon?

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Speaker 5: So I was in the Drakensburg National Park in South Africa,

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Speaker 5: and I was climbing by myself and I was at

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Speaker 5: a pretty high altitude and I heard this wrestling and

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Speaker 5: I look sort of back over in a corner and

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Speaker 5: there's this massive mail baboon running like full pelt towards me,

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Speaker 5: and I mean, yeah, I did some square words and

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Speaker 5: just brozey stood there and this scene came straight towards

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Speaker 5: me and then ran straight part me. It was like,

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Speaker 5: oh my god.

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Speaker 3: But it was after the bus.

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Speaker 5: What's that?

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Speaker 3: Was he running after the bus? Why did he go

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Speaker 3: past you?

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Speaker 5: Look? Sometimes I think when animals are chasing you, they're

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Speaker 5: actually doing something else, And I think I was completely

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Speaker 5: in contraquential to some time for.

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Speaker 3: What they got to do other than hunt, kill, pray.

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Speaker 3: All right, Neil, thank you very much. You cool. So

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Speaker 3: what animal has chased you?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Have You Been Chased by an animal? Carli has Christian.

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Speaker 2: I was on holiday in Gibraltar. It's chased by a

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Speaker 2: gang of Barbary macaques. They're well known for stealing from tourists.

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Speaker 2: A few of them started following me. I started a jog,

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Speaker 2: they started a job I ran faster, they ran faster.

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Speaker 2: In the end, I threw some of my energy bars

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Speaker 2: at them.

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Speaker 3: And they stopped. I better only anger them and comingsut,

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Speaker 3: this is so dry, so dry.

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Speaker 4: Did you chuck a drink or anything with this had

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Speaker 4: to open as well?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: All right? So what animals have chased you? Nine four

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Speaker 3: one one four three Warren? Good morning, Chris Warren. What

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Speaker 3: animal has chased you?

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Speaker 6: I don't chase black bear?

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Speaker 3: A black bear? What like a Russian bear or kodiak?

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Speaker 6: And I was I was in Russia in the Siberian

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Speaker 6: forest with my wife. We've gone from war, and yeah,

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Speaker 6: we come across this bit.

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Speaker 3: And what did you do?

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Speaker 4: Brent?

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Speaker 3: Tell him? Question bars out for the bear? Did you

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Speaker 3: get a selfie? Sorry Warren, I've.

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Speaker 6: Got a little busy at the time for herself.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, absolutely, wow, okay Warren, thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: We're adding Russian bear. No problems, thank you? Uh, Tracy,

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Speaker 3: good morning? You know ok?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Tracy, Yes, Christian, Hi, I was chased by a duck.

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Speaker 3: A duck, Okay, what kind of duck.

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Speaker 7: He was a big father duck who didn't like me

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Speaker 7: trying to see the baby some bread.

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Speaker 3: So he chased me around my front lawn and.

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Speaker 7: I tripped over and then he started pecking me on

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Speaker 7: the head in the back continually. So I managed to

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Speaker 7: get up and try and run, and he chased after

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Speaker 7: me rounding around the front lawn.

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Speaker 3: When did it stop something? I'm hearing the hill music.

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Speaker 7: It is when I managed to get to the front

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Speaker 7: door and lock myself inside.

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Speaker 3: Gotcha?

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Speaker 4: How long did he camp out of the front waiting

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Speaker 4: for you to come back out of here?

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Speaker 3: I'm a daddy duck.

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Speaker 7: I was just trying to say these babies and breakfast?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, lovely, I would rather do that again.

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Speaker 7: It was terrifying.

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Speaker 3: No, no, you don your lesson, don't you? With a

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Speaker 3: daddy duck? Thanks Christian and you Tracy, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: Karening morning, Hello, good morning, and good morning to you.

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Speaker 3: And what animal has chased you.

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Speaker 4: For?

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Speaker 3: Sheep? Yes? And why did the sheep chase you? So?

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Speaker 8: I was looking after a sheet for some people his

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Speaker 8: house was staying.

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Speaker 3: At and I went, sheep, did they just.

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Speaker 8: Just one loan sheet?

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Speaker 3: God? I mean I had to go down and feed

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Speaker 3: someone's amster once. But someone said, oh, it's a sheep,

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Speaker 3: and what do you have to do for the sheep?

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Speaker 8: I just had to give him some some grainy stuff.

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Speaker 8: I don't know, it was just grain yep. So I

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Speaker 8: went out to feed him, and he didn't know who

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Speaker 8: I was.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Marie, I was here the other week. I'm friends

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Speaker 3: with your owners at Marie.

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Speaker 2: Maybe No, my husband Dave, he's been around quite a

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Speaker 2: few times, because that's actually other friends.

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Speaker 3: It's one of my husband's friends. I didn't want to

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Speaker 3: feed you. These born asked grains, like the grains.

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Speaker 8: No, So I walked towards him to go and get

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Speaker 8: the grain, and he sees me. He starts like pouring

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Speaker 8: the ground.

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Speaker 3: You know, getting.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe he was just horny. I don't know. So

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Speaker 8: he starts walking towards me, and I back away and

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Speaker 8: he's getting faster. So I turn around and I run

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Speaker 8: and he's chasing after me. So there's a veggie patch

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Speaker 8: and the veggie patch is surrounded by chicken wire. So

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Speaker 8: I jump into the veggie patch, thinking he won't be

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Speaker 8: able to won't be able to scale the fence.

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Speaker 5: I was wrong.

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Speaker 8: He jumps over the fence, or climbs over the fence,

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Speaker 8: whatever sheeps do. Chases me through the veggie patch. I

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Speaker 8: jump out of the veggie patch. I run to the

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Speaker 8: front door. I'm banging on the front door. My mum

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Speaker 8: lets me and I slam the door, and the sheep

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Speaker 8: comes and he's like ramming his head into the front door.

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Speaker 3: The shape of maybe it was a daddy sheep.

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Speaker 8: Poor old Tommy. This sheep did not get dinner that night,

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