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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Sad next week We're going to be spending a whole

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Speaker 2: show staking out a random pistachio nut on the ground

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Speaker 2: in the middle of a queue somewhere in Australia. It's

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Speaker 2: a wild concept, It's a outrageous concept. Might sound like

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Speaker 2: an entirely ridiculous concept. If you want to know why

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Speaker 2: we're doing.

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Speaker 1: It, how we listen to this?

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Speaker 2: Oliver is Australia's ten year old master snack stasher.

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Speaker 3: I was in a very long line that there was

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Speaker 3: a pistachian poordel sitting there for three months.

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Speaker 4: And I ate it.

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Speaker 1: How did you know it had been there for three months?

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Speaker 3: That I was the one who left it there?

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Speaker 1: So with his health.

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Speaker 5: If we stash a pistachio somewhere mid Q, will someone

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Speaker 5: pick it up?

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Speaker 1: Kirsty?

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Speaker 2: If I'm Reese gave us the perfect pistacio nut.

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Speaker 6: It's got a smiley face on.

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Speaker 1: It, celebrity chef colin fashion. It joins us right now?

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Speaker 2: Is there any way like as a chef you could

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Speaker 2: think that it would make it more appealing that what might.

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Speaker 1: Entice you to pick it up off the ground?

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Speaker 6: Or do you get money involved?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't.

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Speaker 2: All right, So Colin was a bit deflating earlier today

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Speaker 2: he doesn't even think anyone's going to pick the nut

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Speaker 2: up Woods, But we're still going ahead with this.

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Speaker 1: We've got Reese's nut. It's a perfect pistachio.

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Speaker 2: It is going to be going in the middle of

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Speaker 2: a queue somewhere in Australia next week.

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Speaker 1: You and I have to stake out the nut.

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Speaker 5: So we know nothing about We know nothing about steaking out, Wilber.

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Speaker 5: We've never been on a steakout. We're obviously keen to

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Speaker 5: get on a steakout. But the right person to talk

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Speaker 5: to about steakouts would probably be a former detective Superintendent

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Speaker 5: of the Australian Federal Police specializing in counter counter terrorism,

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Speaker 5: and also the person who was the chief hunter from

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Speaker 5: the Channel ten series Hunted and Wilbur.

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Speaker 7: We've got that exact person on the phone right now. Hello,

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Speaker 7: David Craig, Hey, I got thanks for all the applause, you're.

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Speaker 5: Bloody welcome to you with your titles a mouthful, But David,

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Speaker 5: let's talk about steakouts. Can we just crack into what

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Speaker 5: what's the wildest steakout you've ever been on?

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Speaker 8: There's been there's been a few. I was sitting outside

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Speaker 8: a house when I think the suspect's wife had found

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Speaker 8: out he'd had an affair, and he and she came

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Speaker 8: home while he wasn't there, and all his stuff was

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Speaker 8: throwing over the veranda on the ground, and we sat

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Speaker 8: there and filmed the whole thing, so and tried not

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Speaker 8: to snicker.

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Speaker 7: Hell so then, so what's the yeah going David?

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Speaker 8: You're right, You're right.

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Speaker 7: What can I help you with? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: What's the so when you are staking out, like, what's

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Speaker 5: the most important thing that.

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Speaker 7: You need when you are sitting in that van at

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Speaker 7: the front?

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Speaker 8: Uh, well, let's you get bored because it goes for

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Speaker 8: so long, okay, and you need to be able to

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Speaker 8: pay attention, which I can for very short periods of time.

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Speaker 8: So you drink more. You drink you know, coke and

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Speaker 8: water and stuff. So if you're going to take a

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Speaker 8: Leader bottle of coke or a Leader bottle of water

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Speaker 8: with you, I don't know how this works, but you

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Speaker 8: need a one point five lead empty bottle with you

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Speaker 6: Joking, well, you need.

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Speaker 8: To drain the dragon, right, very good.

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Speaker 2: That's a call back to earlier in the show for

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Speaker 2: anyone that's stuck around. No, David, what what's the most Okay?

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Speaker 2: So look cards on the table here where obviously your

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Speaker 2: you specializing counter terrorism, we are going to be staking

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Speaker 2: out a pistachio nuts somewhere on the ground. What's a

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Speaker 2: key part of Obviously you can't be seen when you're

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Speaker 2: It's part of it's almost implicit. What sort of lengths

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Speaker 8: Like are you?

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Speaker 1: Are you wearing a disguise? What sort of vehicle you in?

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Speaker 1: All these sorts of things.

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Speaker 8: Oh, well, without giving out too much, it's not like

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Speaker 8: on Hollywood movies, you're not sort of both sitting in

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Speaker 8: passenger seat, not the arriva. Okay, but then it looks

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Speaker 8: a good tip. At nighttime, if you're sitting in the car,

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, right, and these down take the ball bat

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, great, and Dave, I suppose the next important

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Speaker 2: thing here is what sort of snacks are you taking

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Speaker 2: with you on a stakeount Well.

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Speaker 8: It depends how close you are to the target. So

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Speaker 8: quiet food, right.

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Speaker 6: You don't want to eat things.

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Speaker 8: Noisy things like chips and twisties, right, you don't want

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Speaker 8: the mirroring you. It just depends out how in how close.

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Speaker 1: You are, what constitut it's a quiet food.

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Speaker 8: is it's good to sleep on as well, So yeah,

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Speaker 2: Wait, so you're saying to your partner before you're heading

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Speaker 2: on for a two day's takeout, love, can you tell

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Speaker 2: me after lasagna, I'm doing a ten meter steak out

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Speaker 2: with a radius of ten meters around it. Yeah.

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Speaker 8: I've often had that conversation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the most outrageous bit. All right, we'll have

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Speaker 2: to sort out the snacks where we can do that

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Speaker 2: off piece away from the show. But David, do you

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Speaker 2: the things that we haven't figured out for the pistache

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Speaker 2: Show is just what we're going to be staking out in.

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Speaker 2: Like you would obviously have a number of unmarked cars.

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Speaker 1: And vans and all this sort of stuff. I don't

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure that a van or a car is

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking maybe we need to because I don't know

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Speaker 2: where we need to be in a cherry picker. We

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Speaker 2: might need to think about, you know, doing a flyover

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Speaker 7: Yep, yep, all these things.

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Speaker 5: I detect some sarcasm there, David. I don't appreciate it.

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Speaker 5: It's our first steakout, but yes, I think I'd love

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Speaker 5: to take some calls if we can. Thirteen one oh

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Speaker 5: sixty five is our number on what people think we

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Speaker 5: should steak out in, or even better, Have you got

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Speaker 5: something that you'd happily lend us for the steakout of

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Speaker 5: the Pistachio Nut.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, because we're going to need to We need

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Speaker 2: Dave's going to stick around to help us vet our steakout.

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Speaker 1: Vehicle six five. The Pistachia Show is next week.

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Speaker 2: What are we going to stake out in We need

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Speaker 2: a hand, guys, someone if you've got a steakout option

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Speaker 1: We need a vehicle.

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Speaker 2: We need a cherry picker, anything like that hot air bloon.

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Speaker 2: I've said it a couple of times now, who knows

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Speaker 2: helicopter could be wild. David Craig, former detective supertend of

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Speaker 2: the AFA, is going to stay with us as we're

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Speaker 2: talking about the Great Pistachial Show next week.

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Speaker 1: Give us called I. We've got to stake out vehicles

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Speaker 1: the Great Pistagi Shows next week.

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Speaker 2: Next week we're spending a whole show steaking out a

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Speaker 2: random pistachio nut on the ground in the middle of

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Speaker 2: a busy queue in Australia woods. Will someone pick up

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Speaker 2: the nut? The tensions building, the.

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Speaker 5: Suspense, Yeah, I mean we've discussed off there.

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Speaker 7: This is water cooler chat.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 5: with piping hot chat, with their own theories and thesis around.

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Speaker 5: Will that pistachio nut get picked up? We'll rest assured

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Speaker 5: Australia We're bloody to it. Next week and it's going

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Speaker 5: to be totally wild.

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Speaker 9: Well, it will be, it will be, but we will

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Speaker 9: be rest assured staking out a nut in a van, Well,

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Speaker 9: in a what is the question?

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Speaker 1: I go straight to van there, But maybe that's naive.

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Speaker 2: I think we're learning very quickly that we know very

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Speaker 2: little about staking out. Which is a huge part of

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Speaker 2: the Pistacia show is how are we going to actually

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Speaker 2: stake this nut out? So we've got former Detective Superintendent

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Speaker 2: of the AFP and counter Terrorism David Craig.

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Speaker 1: You Lugs, you may also.

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Speaker 2: Know David from he was the chief hunter from the

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Speaker 2: series Hunted, which is on Channel ten this year. Dave,

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Speaker 2: just before we get into because lots of people have

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Speaker 1: There, Well, whatever vehicles they're about to.

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Speaker 2: Offer us, what's the what's like the wildest steakout that

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Speaker 8: Well, it's like I said before, we had the clothing

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Speaker 2: You just see the comings and goings of everyone like

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Speaker 1: To watch, you would see everything else and you've got

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Speaker 2: But in terms of what the thing that you're staking

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Speaker 2: out to see, you know, weapons arriving into the country

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Speaker 8: and all depends on the That sort of determines what

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Speaker 8: tradecraft you apply and what level of sounds you you utilize.

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Speaker 1: He's the best, David.

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Speaker 2: Never bet you've never staked out of pistacio though, David, no, no, I.

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Speaker 8: Haven't had to take out a few nuts. I can

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Speaker 2: All let's let's go to Amanda, who's given us called Amanda.

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Speaker 1: We need something to.

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Speaker 2: Stake out the Pistachio In next week, you've got something

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Speaker 2: to offer us.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, so I was saying that you guys should stake

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Speaker 10: out with the PRAM. Oh, hide in the sain sight

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Speaker 10: and you can snack. You know, you can hide your

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Speaker 10: snacks inside the pram as well.

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Speaker 5: Great idea, that is Actually I've actually I've been walking

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Speaker 5: around with the PRAM. People just think you're a good person.

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Speaker 5: They do these naturally, assume that you are a safe

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Speaker 1: That's true. So true, Yeah, that's really.

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Speaker 2: Good, Amanda hiding in plain sight.

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Speaker 8: Oh, that's it's not bad. I think you could carry

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Speaker 1: That's true. That's true.

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Speaker 2: We're putting the snacks ahead of there because well, to

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Speaker 1: So like you know that we're only going to.

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Speaker 7: Be standing up for two hours, it's a long time.

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Speaker 1: We are loitering as well.

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Speaker 8: Two men with a PRAM for two hours standing it.

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Speaker 5: Looks I could go in the bassinet, I could crawl,

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Speaker 7: In the think about.

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Speaker 2: Greg's called Greg, What have you got for us to

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Speaker 11: Boys, I reckon, You've got to be the distance. So

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Speaker 1: Be in the distance, Greg, Greg da.

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Speaker 8: Oh, Yes, drones are good. Drones work in the air

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Speaker 7: Like it's a pretty small target, Greg.

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Speaker 11: If you want a decent footage, it could be fifty meters.

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Speaker 8: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Greg, that's a great option.

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Speaker 11: That's a great The only condition is I think you

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Speaker 7: Yeah, no, that's fine.

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Speaker 7: We want let's go to ed hit Ed. You've got

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Speaker 12: That's right, A giant box of Turkish to light.

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Speaker 12: You you make it, but you've got the resources at hand.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, and Pistasia and that wouldn't think anything of it.

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Speaker 5: And I think it may have misinterpreted. We're not worried

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Speaker 7: Bit about a box of turkey across the road.

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Speaker 12: I don't think anyone who cares. I have a little sash.

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Speaker 12: That's what you're worried about. Let's your target.

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Speaker 2: Very good, very good David.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm not sure if you heard the final bit.

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Speaker 8: There, but yeah, I think I'll be going the prem

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, Okay, that doesn't make sense.

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Speaker 5: How do we stand for two hours straight? That feels

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Speaker 2: There's lots of other people that are calling with their

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Speaker 1: David, thank you so much for joining us.

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Speaker 8: No harrious guys. You'll see some steaking out one hundred

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Speaker 8: when it comes out next year.

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Speaker 2: Oh, there's gonna be a season of Hunted next year,

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Speaker 2: brilliant season two.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, we're getting ready for it.

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Speaker 2: Fantastic. All right, Well, you can see David Craig there.

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Speaker 2: David Craig, former Detective Superintendent of the AFP in counter terrorism.

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Speaker 1: Hell of a guy.

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Speaker 2: Great stuff, all right, I reckon the pram is looking

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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: What body part did you lose? Woods, because yesterday you

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Speaker 2: lost one of your door's body parts or extensions of

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Speaker 7: Technically, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't make it sound sick.

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Speaker 5: I'm a great father, but yeah, you're right, technically I

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Speaker 2: You do in the show from Home, And yesterday you

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Speaker 2: and broke a jar next to the spare bed behind you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and this happened. Oh no, what did you break? There?

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Speaker 7: There's the sound of its sick.

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Speaker 5: But Remy's umbilical cord is somewhere on the ground.

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Speaker 1: Why did you keep.

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Speaker 7: I'm not sure to do it. It was funny. I was like,

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Speaker 6: Throw it away?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I agree with past me there. I don't

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Speaker 5: Do you want to say it?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 7: I don't, okay, fair enough from memory, it.

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Speaker 2: Just looked like a super sound tomato at this stage.

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Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, like a little sun dried tomato. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: So it just dropped off in the bath and I

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Speaker 7: I was like, oh, hang on, I couldn't. I just

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Speaker 2: It's like the ring of power totally managed to weasel

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Speaker 5: Exactly right, exactly right, so naturally, yeah, I mean I

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Speaker 2: So yeah, it's strange. It was a strange of all

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Speaker 1: Yeah, ye, your.

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Speaker 2: Child's umbilical cord was in a jar. What if it

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they'd get a rude shock. They'd get a rude shock.

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Speaker 5: But I'm not trying to impress anyone in the guest room.

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Speaker 7: Mate. You've seen the guest room.

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Speaker 5: There's a mattress on its side, trying to create good acoustics,

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Speaker 1: You're about to get to the bottomy.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly. So there's no ever been made.

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Speaker 1: Here beneficial for you.

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Speaker 7: By the way, Well, you know, have a new baby,

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Speaker 5: But it's losing body parts. I do think that's interesting.

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Speaker 1: Hello, yeah, not still here, just screwing.

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Speaker 7: I was like, oh, come.

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Speaker 1: On, Pad white lobad Pad, Pad, I want with.

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Speaker 7: At least we know when I panic. I just go quiet.

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Speaker 1: He just stared at the camera. Hello.

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Speaker 7: That's the more In just a bit the Will and

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Speaker 1: What Body Part did You Lose?

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Speaker 2: Was lost a body part from his brand new baby daughter,

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Speaker 5: But Remy's umbilical cord is somewhere on the ground.

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Speaker 7: I'm not sure to do it? It was funny. I was like,

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Speaker 2: I have more questions about this, like if I found why,

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Speaker 5: There was just lingering lingering like a fart in a spacesuit,

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Speaker 5: She My job was to go and dispose of the

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Speaker 5: Which is this sort for the future though I haven't

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Speaker 1: He just said, now one of you.

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Speaker 7: My baby, I don't mind it. Great news, is I

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Speaker 1: Waited like Cannibal.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's funny.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's funny.

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Speaker 1: And then yeah, she'll never know that she's eating her

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Speaker 1: own cord. Oh a cake.

446
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Speaker 7: Yeah that's sick is.

447
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Speaker 1: Yes, right, we're talking about losing body parts. What do

448
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Speaker 1: you lose?

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So when I was younger, I was an apprentice chef

451
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Speaker 4: and I just clocked on at work. I was working

452
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Speaker 4: for Hoods at the time. I stayed out and I

453
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Speaker 4: thought I'd grab all the mushrooms out and I'll start

454
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Speaker 4: a cutting away. And then I looked down and I

455
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Speaker 4: was blood everywhere. Yeah, all the hold on a sex.

456
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: My thing is that he but my fingers missing?

458
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Speaker 8: Where is it?

459
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Speaker 4: I had three of a search and through the mushrooms,

460
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Speaker 4: and then I've heard someone to sell out and said

461
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Speaker 4: I'll found it now. It is the dip my fingers

462
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Speaker 4: hitting in the bottom of the mushroom box.

463
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Speaker 1: You got to get the fingers next to the call is.

464
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Speaker 1: You've got to get the fingers when they fall off.

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Speaker 2: Mum used to work in trauma and she said he

466
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Speaker 2: used to get calls from gardeners all the time, chop

467
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Speaker 2: a finger off in the lawnmark.

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Speaker 1: Right, first step is go.

469
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Speaker 2: Back, go to the basket, all the grass clippings in

470
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Speaker 2: and find your finger, and.

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Speaker 7: Do you chuck it on ice?

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Speaker 5: Will?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you put it on ice and then you, yeah,

474
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Speaker 2: drive yourself into the hospital if you can, if you

475
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Speaker 2: want a chance of getting it back on that is.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: You might think to yourself, you know, I've got better

478
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Speaker 2: balance or whatever it is without your finger middle finger

479
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Speaker 2: that is thirty one sixty five. You might make that

480
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Speaker 2: call woods, Tarlia, what did your brother lose?

481
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Speaker 4: Hello?

482
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Speaker 8: My brother last he was in the airbnb and you

483
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Speaker 8: know those hanging egg chairs.

484
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Speaker 6: But like you would put outside.

485
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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, the ones you find in Bali.

486
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Speaker 2: Yeah.

487
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Speaker 10: So he was there was one of them at the

488
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Speaker 10: back and someone else broke it.

489
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Speaker 8: So he comes to the rescue.

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Speaker 10: He's like, well, I can fix it.

491
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Speaker 4: I can fix it.

492
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Speaker 10: He tried fixing it and the metal will lack.

493
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Speaker 6: The bar dropped and it's.

494
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Speaker 10: Took the top of his finger off finger and instead

495
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Speaker 10: of trying.

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Speaker 8: To find the finger, they just took him to the hospital.

497
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Speaker 10: So the finger is still there till the day and

498
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Speaker 10: no one can go get it because it's air b.

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Speaker 7: And d oh my god. Sorry, you think there's a

500
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Speaker 7: rogue finger in an Airbnb.

501
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Speaker 10: I'm telling you it's probably still in there, just chilling

502
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Speaker 10: because no one made a complaint, no one did anything,

503
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Speaker 10: so it was just it's just there, chilling.

504
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Speaker 7: Oh my god. We have to find the finger. We've

505
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Speaker 7: got to find the finger. Will we have to find

506
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Speaker 7: the finger.

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Speaker 1: It's extraordinary, Dahlia. We can call it Airbnb tomorrow. I

508
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Speaker 1: don't think the fingers still there? Clean?

509
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Speaker 2: Does he come through going geez, someone got murdered. Let's

510
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Speaker 2: put that away.

511
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Speaker 5: True'll be bad for the Airbnb record if we report this. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

512
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Speaker 5: sweep it under the rug.

513
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Speaker 2: Uh to Neil, we're talking about losing body parts.

514
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Speaker 1: Tell me you lost something more than a finger.

515
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Speaker 2: I lost a lot more than a Thingez, okay, far away.

516
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Speaker 8: But I lost my son's foreskins. Oh Jesus, but I

517
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Speaker 8: found it seven years.

518
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Speaker 7: Later, seven years Where where was it?

519
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Speaker 1: Where was it?

520
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Speaker 8: Pure? I was sitting in the back of the car

521
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Speaker 8: with him and on the way home.

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Speaker 10: I've just put it in the back of the pocket

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Speaker 10: of a seat.

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Speaker 1: You put your You put your son's foreskin in the

525
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Speaker 1: seat pocket?

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Speaker 11: I did.

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Speaker 8: It wasn't a surgical bag, next.

528
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Speaker 2: Toys, next to the way, next to the sidways, next

529
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Speaker 2: to the belways in there? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: How was it seven years later? How was it? Yeah?

532
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Speaker 8: A bit, a bit crusty, bit shriveled. It was a

533
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Speaker 8: nice and fleshy.

534
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Speaker 1: Oh did you keep it? Because what he kept his

535
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Speaker 1: daughter's umbilical cord?

536
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I kept it.

537
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Speaker 1: You've got it?

538
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Speaker 7: Would you like to do that?

539
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Speaker 8: That was the whole point of taking it with me.

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Speaker 10: I wanted to keep it.

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Speaker 7: Of course, are you keen on doing this idea that

542
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Speaker 7: we're sort of to spitball in here the danger shakute?

543
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Speaker 7: So we're gonna have your son's foreskin and my daughter's

544
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Speaker 7: umbilical cord.

545
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Speaker 5: We're gonna we're gonna have Australia's best chefs, Curtis Stone,

546
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 5: Matt Preston, We're all gonna sit around, they all eat

547
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,400
Speaker 5: the shakutree and then at the end we go right,

548
00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:24,200
Speaker 5: one of you's had a foreskin and one of you

549
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Speaker 5: sitting umbilical cord.

550
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Speaker 2: The Will and Woody Podcast wards next week we're going

551
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Speaker 2: to be spending a whole show staking out a random pistachio,

552
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Speaker 2: nut staking out a random pisas I'll say that again

553
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Speaker 2: on the ground in the middle of a very busy

554
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Speaker 2: queue somewhere in Australia.

555
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Speaker 1: And here's why Oliver is.

556
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Speaker 2: Australia's ten year old master snack stasher.

557
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Speaker 3: I was in a very long line that there was

558
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Speaker 3: a pistachian, poor girl seeing there for three months and

559
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Speaker 3: I ate it.

560
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Speaker 1: How did you know it had been there for three months?

561
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Speaker 3: That I was the one who left it?

562
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Speaker 1: So with his health.

563
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Speaker 5: If we stash a pistachio somewhere mid Q, will someone.

564
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Speaker 7: Pick it up?

565
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Speaker 5: Kirsty yea, if I'm starving Reese, do you think you

566
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Speaker 5: have the perfect pistachio for the pistachia show.

567
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Speaker 6: I don't keep the duckpot here.

568
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Speaker 11: It's got a smiley face on it.

569
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Speaker 2: You've got the pistachio nut Woods.

570
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Speaker 1: Now we just need to find the queue.

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Speaker 12: Definitely, the Melbourne can't cat our God.

572
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Speaker 5: We need that frustration of like a driver license something

573
00:24:26,720 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 5: like that where it takes ages.

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Speaker 7: Yep, and I reckon that's our gravy.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: So that's where we're at. Right, We've got the pistachio nut.

577
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Speaker 2: We've got the right queue, we think at this stage.

578
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Speaker 2: But right now we're going to cross across to celebrity

579
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Speaker 2: chef Colin Fashionings, who joins us right now for really

580
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Speaker 2: just a foodies take on this whole situation.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well we're really hitting the riveting today.

582
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Speaker 5: We always saved the best for you, mate, always the

583
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Speaker 5: best for you.

584
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Speaker 7: Now let's get down to it. Would you eat a

585
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 7: pistachio off the ground, like I.

586
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Speaker 6: Just randomly find a pistachio on the ground.

587
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, yeah, but you're now hang on though, hang

588
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,879
Speaker 5: on before you say no, way, You've been in a

589
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 5: huge queue. You haven't eaten food for a while. There's

590
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Speaker 5: going to be a further hour in that queue. And

591
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,239
Speaker 5: you see like the plumpest pistachio you've ever seen on

592
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 5: the ground. Now are you eating it?

593
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 9: No?

594
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Speaker 6: Because I'm in the queue. There's a kid right, a

595
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 6: couple of up ahead to eat than ice cream. I

596
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 6: just take it off them.

597
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Speaker 8: Yeah an hour.

598
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Speaker 6: Yeah. In Mariubra where I left, there's people gluing like

599
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Speaker 6: fifty cents points to the ground to see who'll do it.

600
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Speaker 6: So that's like a level.

601
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Speaker 7: I love that to people. Actually, do that.

602
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Speaker 5: That's a common thing in Maruba. You super glue fifty

603
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Speaker 5: cents down the ground.

604
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Speaker 6: I was walking by the beach and I could see

605
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Speaker 6: this fifty cents and I was like, oh, I sort

606
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Speaker 6: of lead it more to me. So I left it,

607
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Speaker 6: and then a couple of weeks later I got stilled.

608
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Speaker 1: I love it.

609
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Speaker 2: You played the Chivalro's card there, and you've claimed that

610
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 2: you left it, but you obviously went down to go.

611
00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,960
Speaker 1: On picking up. Couldn't get your mits around it.

612
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 6: I went back at night time together.

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Speaker 2: Hey, col So, so you wouldn't need a pistachio nut

614
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 2: off the floor?

615
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Speaker 1: Is there any way?

616
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Speaker 2: Like as a chef, you could think that it would

617
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Speaker 2: make it more appealing that what might entice you to

618
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Speaker 2: pick it up off the ground.

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Speaker 8: It was corn and chocolate't it?

620
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Speaker 1: Yeah?

621
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Speaker 7: Okay?

622
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Speaker 2: And what about like the longevity of a pistachio nut, Like,

623
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Speaker 2: does the fact that it's in its shell and like

624
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Speaker 2: obviously heavily salted prevent it from going stale?

625
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Speaker 1: Or do you think it would be stale?

626
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Speaker 6: No, No, it'll be minging, It'll be absolutely meinging, followed

627
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Speaker 6: by Terrier, Well off with the rain, you know what

628
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Speaker 6: I mean?

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Speaker 7: Rain we're definitely not selling this pista at all this point.

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Speaker 5: Can I can I ask one more question in the

631
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Speaker 5: positive column Colm, We will talk about Kitchen Nightmares in

632
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Speaker 5: two seconds. But how would you get because you're you,

633
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Speaker 5: you know about people's palates, you're a chef, So how

634
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 5: would you get a group of people craving a minging

635
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 5: pistachio nut?

636
00:27:06,960 --> 00:27:08,479
Speaker 6: Just don't feed them for a while there and then

637
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 6: just let them go?

638
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 2: Yeah?

639
00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,880
Speaker 7: All right, okay, so the key is to make sure

640
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:13,480
Speaker 7: they're starting.

641
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 6: Do you get money involved?

642
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: We can't just pay them, mate, or you're just superlo

644
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,920
Speaker 5: fifty coin right next to the pistacio.

645
00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, but if you're there's not a lot of money available,

646
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:30,880
Speaker 6: There's not you know the rules here, all right now, Cole,

647
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:31,640
Speaker 6: let's talk a little.

648
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Speaker 2: Kitchen Nightmares Australia premiers Wednesday night. That's Tomorrow night, seven

649
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Speaker 2: thirty on Channel seven and seven plus.

650
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Speaker 1: Mate.

651
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Speaker 2: Obviously we've all seen the promos for it. It looks like,

652
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,600
Speaker 2: I mean, it genuinely looks heinous. What's the worst thing

653
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 2: you reckon you saw on this season of Kitchen Nightmares Australia.

654
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 6: I think the frozen oysters, Oh well, warmed in some

655
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:58,399
Speaker 6: dirty water, warm dirty water, and I think like it

656
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 6: was full of plasters and what and then served as natural.

657
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:04,880
Speaker 6: It was ranked.

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Speaker 5: More.

659
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Speaker 2: If you want to see carle it's a kitchen Nightmares

660
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Speaker 2: with Colin Fastide Australia premieres Wednesday night. That's Tomorrow night,

661
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Speaker 2: seven thirty on Channels. Sent mate, thanks so much for joining.

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Speaker 6: Us, leasure. I'm heading last down to Marubras to get

663
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Speaker 6: some cash.

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Speaker 1: Woods right now.

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Speaker 2: You are joining us from the spare bedroom in your house.

666
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 2: Obviously had a little baby girl, Remy Jen Whitelaw, born

667
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Speaker 2: last week, so joined the showing from home from a

668
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Speaker 2: couple of weeks to just settle in and get into

669
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Speaker 2: the rhythm of having a new baby.

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Speaker 5: Yep, absolutely, And I currently have my beautiful fiance who

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Speaker 5: is standing behind me right now because I thought it

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Speaker 5: was necessary for her to defend herself on a heinous

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Speaker 5: crime that she committed while we were staying in hospital.

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Speaker 2: Is the heinous crime styling the room that you're currently

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Speaker 2: sitting in, because there's been a few different there's been

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Speaker 2: a bit of chat about the room which.

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Speaker 13: Was before it was torn apart by Woody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, well there's nothing I can see here, Mim,

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Speaker 2: but I've got to I'm going to amit for the

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Speaker 2: people that have got the camera on woods so you

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Speaker 2: can see some Willam Woody on Instagram. A few people

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Speaker 2: are saying that it does look a little bit like

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Speaker 2: a psych ward or an old school institution with the

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Speaker 2: metal bed, the metal bed that he's working with there,

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Speaker 2: the slits for windows, and now he's flipped the mattress

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Speaker 2: up as if he's rebelling against the warden and he

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Speaker 2: wants he wants a better meal at night.

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Speaker 13: So I guess this isn't a good time to promote

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Speaker 13: my styling business.

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Speaker 7: So much for that the psych ward look, it's in.

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Speaker 7: It's in and very appropriate.

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Speaker 5: That's a thing, totally absolutely moving forward. But anyway, back

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Speaker 5: to this heinous crime. Before I get to her heinous crime,

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Speaker 5: I do want to mention, and it's not just because

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Speaker 5: she's standing over my shoulder, but like, childbirth was extraordinary

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Speaker 5: and Mim was just so incredible through that whole process.

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Speaker 7: And I don't think I've ever loved her more than

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Speaker 7: you seeing her go through that, and she was incredible.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Mim, sorry, we were I heard a little bit

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Speaker 2: about this, but apparently you had a bit of a

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Speaker 2: time on the gas.

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Speaker 13: I mean, I'm not going to say that I'd like

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Speaker 13: I loved it and I was obsessed with it, and

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Speaker 13: I want one like a machine here, I would love

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Speaker 13: the machine here.

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Speaker 7: She asked the question She did ask the questions can

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Speaker 7: we get one of these? And I'm like, ah, miss no,

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Speaker 7: you're sick in the head.

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Speaker 2: Good grats mate, Can I sorry? Before you going with

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Speaker 2: your story? How is little Remy going? How's it all

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Speaker 2: going with the best face?

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Speaker 7: So good?

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Speaker 13: And no stress, don't worry, I'm not up here and

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Speaker 13: she's just down like taking.

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Speaker 7: Lenny's downstairs cat. So that's like, no, my mom's.

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Speaker 2: Here us yeah, yeah, no, no, don't careful now, the

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Speaker 2: mummy mafia are strong. No, she is down with a

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Speaker 2: responsible adult obviously. But how's it all going?

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Speaker 6: Though?

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Speaker 1: It's all right?

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Speaker 13: Perfect, she's touch wood like a little blessing right now.

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Speaker 13: She's just so calm and cool as like the parents

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Speaker 13: obviously yea, but yeah, no, she's she's perfect. We couldn't

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Speaker 13: rise for a better daughter.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's amazing. All the photos look amazing. She looks

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Speaker 1: so cute, she's adorable.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'd probably a bit biased.

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Speaker 5: All right En, up with the cuteness. Now let's get

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Speaker 5: to her heinous crime. So sure, So the birth happens.

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Speaker 5: This is on a Tuesday night, and we then stay

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Speaker 5: in hospital for four nights, was it? It was four

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Speaker 5: nights and after giving birth, so Min was experiencing what

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Speaker 5: can only be described as and you can jump in here, Min,

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Speaker 5: but you your stomach was feeling upset sort of after

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Speaker 5: after the birth.

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Speaker 7: Where are we going? This is so unfair. I'll let

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Speaker 7: you defend yourself at the end.

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Speaker 5: So Min's feeling like just a little bit crampy in

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Speaker 5: the stomach, and we're sitting there in the hospital room

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Speaker 5: and there's no there's no real clean way to say this,

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Speaker 5: but she drops her guts. She she does, you know,

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Speaker 5: quite a quite a biblical fart, and you know, it's

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Speaker 5: a real room clearer, it's a it's it's a stinky one.

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Speaker 5: And then then a midwife, a midwife walks into our

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Speaker 5: room and takes one step of the room and goes, oh,

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Speaker 5: she whiz, remy must have a dirty nappy. And in

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Speaker 5: that moment, Mim had a clear decision to either take

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Speaker 5: the blame for the smell.

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Speaker 7: Or led a beautiful three day old.

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Speaker 5: Daughter take the blame for this heinous crime, and Mim

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Speaker 5: just looked up at the midwife and said, yeah, she's

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Speaker 5: doing that a bit.

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Speaker 7: Actually, can you get that nappy.

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Speaker 13: It's funny because my mom said to me when I

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Speaker 13: told her this, why didn't you say that it was you?

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Speaker 13: And I was like, what a baby's fool?

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Speaker 1: Thanks for joining great mom, A bit.

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Speaker 7: Nice about me. But instead you've just absolutely.

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Speaker 1: It's Will and Woody. All right, welcome the show debrief.

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Speaker 2: I've been enjoying these debriefs rather than the intros, and

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Speaker 2: then they're making sense because we're acually talking about what

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Speaker 2: happened in the show. Just yeah, sorry, the show is

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Speaker 2: a bit shorter today. Woods, as we spoke about is

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Speaker 2: down the line in his.

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Speaker 7: Cycle love Bunker psych.

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Speaker 2: Word style accommodation over there, which is looking more and

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Speaker 2: more like a scene out of Patch Adams or one

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Speaker 2: flew over the Cooker's Nest to discussed previously. But your

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Speaker 2: internet in the psych ward is also all the other

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Speaker 2: residents have jumped on to play a round of solitaire

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Speaker 2: or watch Jeopardy. So we have got limited internet from

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Speaker 2: your Woods, which is I thought I.

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Speaker 7: Had the best package as well. You know, the five.

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Speaker 2: Ironically, you dropped out while you're talking about how good.

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Speaker 1: It was.

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Speaker 5: The five Jesus the most you can get, right, I'm

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Speaker 5: on the what's it called that?

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Speaker 7: The government released what's it called the.

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Speaker 1: In the end?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm on that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, that's fine.

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Speaker 7: That's the best, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: We're in Australia and uh, it's just the nature of

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Speaker 2: things unfortunately.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, so the show was a bit shorter today

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Speaker 1: because we just had to. We had to.

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Speaker 2: We didn'k We lost you from from five point thirty onwards.

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Speaker 2: So hopefully we're going to fix that tomorrow.

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Speaker 5: Fingers crossed. Otherwise you could chop me into the studio.

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Speaker 5: I reckon like three point thirty. It's not working. I

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Speaker 5: like that chopping me in and then chopping me home

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Speaker 5: a bit like how the the rich people get to

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Speaker 5: the concerts and you're the races. That's totally wild, right,

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Speaker 5: helicopter totally wild. But yeah, I'll take a chopper.

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Speaker 1: That'd be nice. So much more you can say because

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Speaker 1: you're gonna drop out again.

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Speaker 5: It's almost like Russian roulette, though, isn't it? Like you

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Speaker 5: just never know what I'm going to drop out and

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Speaker 5: I might be able to say something really.

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Speaker 2: Oh, no, he dropped out, you're going, I know, he's

801
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 2: genuinely dropped out.

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Speaker 1: I know. No, actually I pulled it down.

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Speaker 5: Very cheeky, charge George, very very cheeky.

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Speaker 1: All right, well we'll get out of here. Well yeah,

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Speaker 1: I hope the fixtures will up guys, and will say

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Speaker 1: tomorrow