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Speaker 1: You want to talk about nude beaches, it's another show,

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Speaker 1: just wild.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Look, here's the thing. Nude beaches may be changing

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Speaker 2: forever because they might be getting security guards.

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Speaker 3: So nude beach to stop the perverse, so well.

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Speaker 2: To stop a whole whole bunch of things. And that's

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Speaker 2: a lot of well, it's definitely to stop the perverse.

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Speaker 2: That's ninety percent of the job. But I was actually

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Speaker 2: reading the job titles. So the reason that they're getting

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Speaker 2: security guards is so Ralph Fines' brother, the actor Ralph

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Speaker 2: Fines famously played Voldemort. His brother actually runs a nude

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Speaker 2: beach in Norfolk.

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Speaker 3: What's the other finds name. He's very famous as well.

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Speaker 3: They're both famous, Ralph Fines his brother. His brother's famous

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Speaker 3: as well.

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Speaker 2: His brother's definitely not famous. He runs a nude beach

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Speaker 2: in Norfolk. I don't think.

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Speaker 3: I don't think he's there's two Fines brothers, though they're

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Speaker 3: both actors, and there's another find.

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Speaker 2: Well, there might be. There's obviously a third awful brother.

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Speaker 3: Who just runs an the third episode, Joseph finds Joseph.

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Speaker 1: He's quite he is in well, he's a big so

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Speaker 1: he's not the he's in Shakespeare in Love.

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Speaker 3: He's a big deal. Joseph.

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Speaker 2: Fine, okay, So there's Joseph, there's Ralph, and then there's Jake.

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Speaker 2: And Jake findes runs a nude beach in Norfolk, just

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Speaker 2: like out on the acting shops.

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Speaker 3: So managed himself to a far flung beach in the

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Speaker 3: UK to run a d beach. So he well, you

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Speaker 3: can't beat him, I mean, don't join.

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Speaker 2: Him exactly right. You work to a different industry and

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Speaker 2: no dubt. He's calling Ralph been like making you make

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Speaker 2: an appearance at the.

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Speaker 3: Nude beach for meat for pr.

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Speaker 2: But Jake the snake is in the news today because

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Speaker 2: he wants to hire a security guard to patrol the dunes,

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Speaker 2: as he said, where the bathers strip off. So the

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Speaker 2: question I want to answer right now, yes you know,

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Speaker 2: are these security guards needed? And the way I'm going

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Speaker 2: to answer it is to ask you, guys listening right now,

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Speaker 2: thirteen one oh six fives out number what went wrong

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Speaker 2: at a nude beach? You had an experience at a

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Speaker 2: nude beach.

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Speaker 3: You've experienced a pervert perform yourself.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for throwing me there. So I used to in

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Speaker 2: my early twenties, late teens.

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Speaker 3: I would late teens. No, mate, you were twenty five

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Speaker 3: when this happened. I remember when you told me it

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Speaker 3: was last year.

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Speaker 2: So I went to a nude beach. Yeah, so I

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Speaker 2: was there by myself, and I went for a dip,

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Speaker 2: beautiful dip, and I was out there dipping and I

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Speaker 2: turned around and it was like a magic act. There was,

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Speaker 2: all of a sudden, the fully closed man three meters

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Speaker 2: just staring at me, waiting for me to walk out

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Speaker 2: of the water. And at that time, you know, all

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Speaker 2: give them a bit of a shell, because by the

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Speaker 2: end of the day I couldn't do anything.

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Speaker 1: So for me, I would have wanted to actually, you know,

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Speaker 1: if we're gonna make another James Bond water exit movement.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I was more Daniel Craig. So anyway, so

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Speaker 2: thirty one or six five, what went wrong on a

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Speaker 2: nude beach? I was had an incident where I was

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Speaker 2: swimming along in the nud So.

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Speaker 3: You do you frequent these places a lot?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a nude beaches more than clothes beach.

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Speaker 2: That's feel more comfortable there, Yeah, right, And I was

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Speaker 2: swimming along and I shall tell the rest of this

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Speaker 2: story about up next because no one will call. So

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Speaker 2: if anyone else, if anyone else gets around a new beach.

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Speaker 3: I wonder you about this.

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Speaker 1: Before the show, I was like, the only person that

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Speaker 1: has actually been to a nude beach is over the

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Speaker 1: age of sixties, single and got nothing else to do.

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Speaker 3: So let's get those people called explained if you are

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Speaker 3: one of those people, because I look.

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Speaker 2: Like a creep right now.

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Speaker 1: The nude beach is surely it was in the title.

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Speaker 1: It's not Jacob Finds is the guy that runs the

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Speaker 1: drude beach, not Ralph Joseph. If you've been a nude

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Speaker 1: beaches and saying went wrong, give us a call. I'm

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Speaker 1: looking very bad right now. It's Will and Woody.

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Speaker 3: You've asked me people to call up. What have you

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Speaker 3: gone for here?

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Speaker 4: Mate?

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Speaker 3: Bad stories from nude beaches.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty much you know. I was going for what

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Speaker 2: went wrong at a nude beach? E. The reason I'm

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Speaker 2: talking about it is because the least famous finds brother,

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Speaker 2: You've got Ralph Fines. The actor Joseph finds the actor.

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Speaker 2: And then Jake finds who runs a nude beach in

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Speaker 2: Norfolk and he is employing a security guard for his

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Speaker 2: nude beach. Now, before I get to the swathe of

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Speaker 2: calls we've got about you know what went wrong and

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Speaker 2: a nude beach. Interesting to know, you said, Joseph finds

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Speaker 2: the brother, one of the brothers.

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Speaker 1: He's in Shakespeare in Love, which won the Academy Award

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Speaker 1: that year, actually controversially, but it did.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So Jake finds who runs the nude beach. It's

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Speaker 2: called William Shakespeare Nudist Beach, and that's the beach in

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Speaker 2: the movie. Right, So not only is Jake the worst brother,

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Speaker 2: but he's movie.

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Speaker 4: Movie.

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Speaker 1: That's I mean, if you are the fines third brother though,

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Speaker 1: I mean, as I said, if you can't beat him,

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Speaker 1: start a nude beach and name.

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Speaker 3: It after your brother's film. We didn't even try get

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Speaker 3: into acting that bloke. He's just happily piggybacking good on it.

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Speaker 3: I like it all right.

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Speaker 2: We've got Misha here on thirteen one oh six five

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Speaker 2: high Mesha Hi, Oh wow, Misha, how old are you?

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Speaker 2: You're thirteen? Okay? What what you've caught up about a

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Speaker 2: story about something going wrong on a nude beach. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 2: what happened?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 6: Well, we were driving past on the boat. My dad

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Speaker 6: wanted to show up a fishing spot he went he

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Speaker 6: was a kid. And then we went into the spot

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Speaker 6: and we were with my younger siblings and we were

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Speaker 6: going onto the beach, and then we just saw all

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Speaker 6: these people there news and then nude beach.

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Speaker 2: Oh, daddy was doing a different kind of fishing that day.

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Speaker 3: Far too many people have actually called for your topic.

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Speaker 2: That's right, what went wrong on a nude beach? We

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Speaker 2: didn't think anyone would call, But here we are ten

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Speaker 2: minutes later here in amazing stories.

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Speaker 3: We'll take one more.

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Speaker 2: We've got Lisa here, Lisa, what happened at the nude beach?

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Speaker 4: Hi, guys, at a local beach. We had tourists walking

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Speaker 4: past and saw the all the nude men, mostly men

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Speaker 4: male and a female, walks down and I don't know

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Speaker 4: how it happened. One thing led to another and the

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Speaker 4: female engaged in in the what you would call an

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Speaker 4: orgy with at least five of the older gentlemen on

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Speaker 4: the beach and believe it or not, better her partner

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Speaker 4: was actually filming it.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, where is this again, Lisa?

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Speaker 4: It's a nude beach in the Eastern Suburbs.

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Speaker 3: In the Eastern Suburbs, somewhere deep in the east. Somebody

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Speaker 3: if you saw you? So you just rock up and

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Speaker 3: just to confirm that. Well, I don't want to get

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Speaker 3: into it too much, but I know.

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Speaker 2: Don't get in too much. But I tell you, if

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Speaker 2: you're enjoying these stories, I've got one woman. More people

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Speaker 2: are calling with nude beach stories.

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Speaker 3: We aren't talking nude beach stories.

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Speaker 2: Woods.

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Speaker 1: You've managed to weasele your way into the last twenty

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Speaker 1: minutes of the show.

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Speaker 3: To be honest, ned.

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Speaker 2: Beach gears stories have just got better and better. We've

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Speaker 2: got Lydia here, Lydia. What happened to the nude beach?

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Speaker 5: Okay, mine's not as saucy as the last Jesus.

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Speaker 3: Christ of anybody missed on the podcast. But it was

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Speaker 3: an absolute It was.

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Speaker 5: A pentathlon but I've never seen that before.

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Speaker 3: There was wild stuff. Where was the middle of the day?

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Speaker 3: Just a pent taflon? I mean it was five guys, five.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, that's it's pretty for.

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Speaker 3: You on one of them.

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Speaker 4: Yes.

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Speaker 5: So I went up north with my sister and brother

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Speaker 5: it'd be great to go fishing off these rocks, and

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Speaker 5: I sort of looked over and there was like these

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Speaker 5: what the hell? So, yeah, I was fishing and paying

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Speaker 5: attention to them, and I must have hooked or I

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Speaker 5: did hook my brother in law's chin. So I'm yanking

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Speaker 5: at the fishing and thinking, what the hell is going on?

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Speaker 5: He's like calling out to me. I look over and

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Speaker 5: the hook straight chin And then we looked and it

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Speaker 5: was like virtually a whole beach nud to speech that

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Speaker 5: we sort of hadn't really paid attention to prior. So

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Speaker 5: get it cut out of his chin.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that is intense. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest.

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Speaker 1: When you said you're on the nerd verge, and then

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Speaker 1: we were all thinking about something else, you might have hooked.

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Speaker 2: Definitely when I were, you were as well.

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Speaker 1: The old chicken chas leg Tim on thirty one and

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Speaker 1: six five. Tim, we're talking nude beach stories.

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Speaker 3: What you got I want. We made.

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Speaker 5: He was just Jeamie up.

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Speaker 4: He was like, let's go down to this food beach.

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Speaker 4: I was like yeah, right.

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Speaker 3: So we headed to the Sunnyside Nerd Beach and he's

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Speaker 3: like he's looking.

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Speaker 1: For all the chicks.

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Speaker 5: And he's like, hey, yellow shell over there on Behold

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Speaker 5: she turns around.

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Speaker 2: I realized this.

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Speaker 3: My mom's was like, I'm whyim Who is your mom?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Mom, see what you're hearing.

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