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Please check 0:01:10.280 --> 0:01:13.199 it out Unscript The Radical Act of Being Yourself And 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:16.880 now today's show enjoy. 0:01:16.919 --> 0:01:19.560 You are Christian O'Connell Show Podcast. 0:01:20.199 --> 0:01:22.759 Good morning, Rio, Good morning, Good morning, Patsy morning. 0:01:23.440 --> 0:01:27.720 Sometimes in life, something crazy, thurrill, barely believable will happen 0:01:27.759 --> 0:01:30.440 in our day to day lives, and suddenly you feel 0:01:30.440 --> 0:01:35.559 like your life has turned into a scene in a sitcom. 0:01:35.639 --> 0:01:38.080 I want to hear your real life moments where it 0:01:38.120 --> 0:01:41.119 suddenly felt like your real life was like a sitcom. 0:01:41.319 --> 0:01:44.200 This weekend, we had some friends to stay and they said, 0:01:44.199 --> 0:01:45.240 can we bring our dog? 0:01:45.800 --> 0:01:46.559 And we said, cool, she. 0:01:46.560 --> 0:01:48.000 Can bring a dog. We have a dog, we have 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:50.520 a cat. Is a dog going to be okay with 0:01:50.600 --> 0:01:52.680 the cat? It was like, no, you have to keep 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:56.480 them separated. Herein lies the story because fast forward to 0:01:57.000 --> 0:01:59.360 quite a big night with those friends. I was up 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:02.760 before everybody else Sunday morning, and I forgot that their 0:02:03.080 --> 0:02:06.400 dog couldn't be together with our cat. Larry and their dog, 0:02:06.520 --> 0:02:10.280 big Red, is a big border Collie. Right, They are 0:02:10.320 --> 0:02:13.639 beautiful dogs with a great temperament. Until suddenly he saw 0:02:13.720 --> 0:02:17.600 Larry my cat. Now. They later said, no, Larry a 0:02:17.760 --> 0:02:21.760 very docile cat, very very docile. They later said that 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:25.440 actually big Red doesn't normally go for cats. He would 0:02:25.440 --> 0:02:28.640 have thought, because Larry's a big ass can they would 0:02:28.640 --> 0:02:29.760 have that big. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:30.560 Red would have miss read. 0:02:30.640 --> 0:02:36.360 Larry scanned him and thought this is a wombo, which, 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:36.720 to be. 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:39.400 Fair, the same Bill. 0:02:39.560 --> 0:02:42.639 Yes, yes, we had some plumbers around last week and 0:02:42.640 --> 0:02:44.800 sudden Larry came to see what the commotion was in 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:48.000 the kitchen and they went, oh my god, that is 0:02:48.040 --> 0:02:51.760 a big ass cat. And one of them started taking 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:55.960 photos of Larry. Did you want to sell for with me? 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:59.280 He took photos of Larry the cat. 0:02:59.640 --> 0:03:00.680 Oh my god, he. 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:01.799 Is a big old boy. 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:04.840 So anyway back to Big Red suddenly been released from 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:07.800 the utility room where he'd been kept overnight. He suddenly 0:03:07.800 --> 0:03:13.440 sees Larry goes for him. Seven the morning, Paul, Larry. Honestly, Pats, 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:16.520 I've never seen a scene like this. He ran up 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:22.360 the wall, up the door frame, so he shinning up, 0:03:22.400 --> 0:03:23.560 so he's now above me. 0:03:24.040 --> 0:03:27.280 I'm trying to move Big Red back into. 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:30.919 The utility room. Shut the door, and then Larry. Cats 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:37.560 make this noise when they're distresses. Got bus seven, Chris. 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:41.040 You haven't let Big Red and Larry at the same time. 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:46.480 But amazing that he could get up there. That that's 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:47.120 I still. 0:03:46.960 --> 0:03:50.560 Got a scratch here, Larry. Larry not want to come down. 0:03:51.080 --> 0:03:56.120 He was up the wall, Larry up the wall. I 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:59.560 didn't know the big guy had it in in strength. 0:03:59.640 --> 0:04:02.480 I've only seen that in cartoons, and. 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:06.880 It literally was. His head was stood on it. Guzza. 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:10.480 I was just can I just behold the scene for 0:04:10.520 --> 0:04:16.920 a moment that the dog was barking the cats. Anyone's 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:19.600 getting up and they all know what's happened. It doesn't 0:04:19.640 --> 0:04:23.000 need any explainings over here. I'm just curious to see 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:26.240 how much is he not like cats slash Wombats. 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:28.160 Now we know, now we know. 0:04:28.560 --> 0:04:31.520 Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:04:31.440 --> 0:04:33.560 All right, thet's too late to party. The home of 0:04:33.600 --> 0:04:35.120 all your brilliant emails. 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:42.680 I love doing this. We've got some great ones. Let's go. 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:45.480 Anything you hear us talking about the show, we love 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:47.800 it when it comes back around. Nothing we ever talk 0:04:47.840 --> 0:04:50.040 about the show gets left behind. You can pick it 0:04:50.160 --> 0:04:52.600 up whenever you want. Christian, I was listening to the 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.280 show That's Gone some Jazz a couple of weeks ago, 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:56.760 and you were talking about what did to do with 0:04:56.840 --> 0:04:59.080 the ashes? And I remember the recent memory. I was 0:04:59.120 --> 0:05:00.920 lucky enough to visit many places in the world growing 0:05:01.000 --> 0:05:03.560 up thanks to my dad's job, and over the last 0:05:03.600 --> 0:05:05.960 few months since is passing, and I have been think 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:08.320 about where to take some of his ashes, and we 0:05:08.400 --> 0:05:11.080 all going to a place called Charnia, which is in 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.000 the Greek island of Crete. 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:14.840 It's a beautiful place. It's really nice. 0:05:14.840 --> 0:05:18.280 I think the monastery there was the monastery of Francis 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:22.560 of Assi, oh so famous for having a Venetian harbor. 0:05:23.120 --> 0:05:26.400 Right anyway, Christian, I decided that I would sprinkle some 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:28.560 of my dad in the harbor. There you go, it's 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:31.960 beautiful by the lighthouse. I decided to make this trek 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:33.960 at night because I didn't want to disturb people sprinkling 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:36.880 somebody's ashes clambered down the rocks as far as I did, 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:40.560 or at least some of Dad into the beautiful sea there. Afterwards, 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:42.640 I thought to treat myself. I'd have a lobster meal, 0:05:44.960 --> 0:05:47.960 what daylight that you go, and finish round out the 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:50.880 night a couple of glasses or some local gut rot 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:56.240 wine and lost the old man would have wanted. We 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:59.200 had so many those stories. This with the ashes and 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:04.280 then surfing Tough sat outside a restaurant for thirty minutes, 0:06:04.320 --> 0:06:07.320 getting frustrated as to why the waiters were avoiding coming 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:07.680 up to me. 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:08.480 To take my order. 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:10.800 The moment pas so I decided to retire to the 0:06:10.840 --> 0:06:14.080 bathroom nightcap took a seat at the table that Dad 0:06:14.120 --> 0:06:16.360 and I had actually sat several times, only to be 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:19.200 accosted by one of the bar staff whispered to me 0:06:19.320 --> 0:06:22.280 to please not do cocaine in public and pointed at 0:06:22.280 --> 0:06:22.760 my face. 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:24.680 Ah I went into the bathroom. 0:06:24.720 --> 0:06:28.440 Christian half of Dad, because there's at nighttime, have blown 0:06:28.560 --> 0:06:34.560 back into my face and nestled around my beard. It 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:39.240 looked like Christian I've been hoovering up, not Dad, Colombian 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:41.240 marching powder shanks, jazz. 0:06:41.280 --> 0:06:43.159 That's so funny. 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:46.960 Hey, hey, hey, sir, don't be doing cocaine. It is 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:50.480 not the Creatian way, and certainly not in a Venetian 0:06:50.560 --> 0:06:55.360 harbor overlooked by the former monastery of Francis of a CC. 0:06:55.640 --> 0:06:59.880 Shame on you, Australian. It's in bed. 0:07:00.640 --> 0:07:02.440 Maybe that's what happens with all those footy plays in 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:05.320 the off season. They're just letting their dad go into 0:07:05.360 --> 0:07:05.760 the harbor. 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:11.800 I'm just gonna go and get with her dad in 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:15.920 the bathroom. When didn't we talk about nudity every day? 0:07:16.040 --> 0:07:17.400 That was maybe me in the sauna. 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:21.880 Ah I was such a big reaction to that. Oh yeah, 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:25.720 the old sausage party. Christian the subject of nudity. This 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:27.920 comes from Wade about ten years ago. I was staying 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:30.240 at my girlfriend's house for Christmas Eve, and we had 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:32.840 the house to ourselves, so we did as adults do 0:07:32.920 --> 0:07:35.080 and had a few too many drinks. I ended up 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:38.400 falling asleep on the couch in my birthday soup count. 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:41.480 When I woke up in the morning, a note had 0:07:41.520 --> 0:07:44.120 been left next to me that said I would be 0:07:44.120 --> 0:07:47.920 receiving pajamas for Christmas. 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:48.600 Signed by my girlfriend's mother. 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:54.080 She had arrived from interstate early, let herself in and 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:55.880 saw everything. 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:56.760 WHOA. 0:07:56.840 --> 0:08:01.600 I was snoring, drunk, unconscious and oblivious. I did get 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:06.680 pgs for Christmas, mortified and embarrassed. Waite great story, as 0:08:06.760 --> 0:08:08.680 is this one from Amanda Christian. When we built our house, 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:11.560 all the surrounding homes were single story until someone built 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:14.440 a double story directly behind us. Soon after they moved in, 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:18.520 they installed cameras facing straight into our backyard. We tried 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:21.040 speaking to them to ask if they could adjust the cameras, 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:22.840 but they never answered the door. So my partner came 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:25.760 up with a rather unconventional plan. He started to spend 0:08:25.800 --> 0:08:28.280 time in the backyard completely naked, day after day. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:31.520 Christian. By day three, the cameras of immisterity moved. 0:08:32.079 --> 0:08:35.120 And the blinds on that upper level closed and have 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:42.679 never been opened. Since we're talking about surnames, Christian, I 0:08:42.719 --> 0:08:44.319 think you'll get to laugh how this one. My surname 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:47.959 is Peter. Sorry, my name is Peter. My surname is Lilik. 0:08:48.280 --> 0:08:51.759 When I sign my name, it spells pillock. I believe 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.520 that that's a word that you Palms used to describe idiots. 0:08:54.599 --> 0:08:59.360 It is pillock. Christian, I'd like to know who handed 0:08:59.359 --> 0:09:03.640 out the surnames. He goes block capitals for this. When 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:06.120 we bring this topic round again, let's now call it 0:09:06.359 --> 0:09:08.640 who handed out the surnames. 0:09:09.479 --> 0:09:13.360 Peter Elik aka Pellick. Thank you very much, Christian. You 0:09:13.359 --> 0:09:15.199 were talking on the show about what have you googled? 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:18.600 I've been googling joe hatsu and it sparked my interest. 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:22.280 The term joe hatsu literally means evaporation in Japanese, and 0:09:22.319 --> 0:09:26.359 it's used to describe people who deliberately disappear from their lives, 0:09:26.760 --> 0:09:30.839 leaving behind jobs, families, and identities without a trace. There 0:09:30.839 --> 0:09:34.120 are even companies in Japan that specialize in services to 0:09:34.160 --> 0:09:39.559 help people Jahatsu evaporate, including organizing transportation, accommodation, and off 0:09:39.599 --> 0:09:42.519 grid lives with illegal jobs. They come in the middle 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:46.479 of night and help people evaporate under the cloak of darkness. 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:48.599 Gosh, isn't that incredible? 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:50.760 Sounds should be a Netflix documentary. 0:09:51.880 --> 0:09:56.559 Yeah, thank you very much. And Troy, I googled what 0:09:56.679 --> 0:09:59.920 was the name of the one tree Hill town that 0:09:59.959 --> 0:10:02.839 the show was set out? Turns out it's called tree Hill. 0:10:03.479 --> 0:10:09.200 Turns out Christian, I don't care now. And then Chris Christian, 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:12.559 I've been googling North Melbourne highlights because I missed a 0:10:12.599 --> 0:10:14.599 good time so much. What do you find some old 0:10:14.640 --> 0:10:17.920 black and white news frittage from the forties. 0:10:18.319 --> 0:10:20.519 Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:23.760 Now, we've had stories, incredible ones before. I always call 0:10:23.839 --> 0:10:25.999 this went out for milk came home with a kayak, 0:10:26.199 --> 0:10:28.559 because that's a story we had. You know, sometimes she 0:10:28.599 --> 0:10:30.439 actually just happens in real life where you go out 0:10:30.479 --> 0:10:32.880 just to get milk or some basic groceries and then 0:10:32.920 --> 0:10:35.760 you see something or something's on sell anything. 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:37.520 Do you know what a bloody get that right now? 0:10:37.719 --> 0:10:42.599 That is a great deal. I'm making money, went out for. 0:10:42.599 --> 0:10:44.600 Milk, came back with the kayak. What's your verse of 0:10:44.599 --> 0:10:46.360 that story? This happened to you this week? 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:46.679 Patch? 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:50.599 Yes yesterday I went to Aldi for chicken phillots for 0:10:50.679 --> 0:10:55.719 dinner and came out with an egg cheer. We've been 0:10:55.760 --> 0:10:58.199 wanting one for ages and I just happened to come 0:10:58.239 --> 0:11:00.439 across it, and I thought, you know what, that's coming home. 0:11:00.599 --> 0:11:02.759 They're so comfortable pats. And trouble is, once you get 0:11:02.760 --> 0:11:03.999 in it, you don't want to get out of it. 0:11:04.000 --> 0:11:04.439 That's it. 0:11:04.599 --> 0:11:06.280 I can just see myself with a cup of tea 0:11:06.319 --> 0:11:09.200 in a book every afternoon in the sun, and I 0:11:09.239 --> 0:11:11.359 have booked it up. But the funny thing is, because 0:11:11.359 --> 0:11:14.439 the box was rather big and very heavy, and I 0:11:14.479 --> 0:11:16.360 was on my own, I couldn't get it in the 0:11:16.359 --> 0:11:18.559 car myself. So I said to them, I'll pay for it, 0:11:18.599 --> 0:11:20.759 would you mind holding onto it and I'll send my 0:11:20.839 --> 0:11:22.280 husband back tonight to get it. 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:24.439 So he thought. 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:27.679 When I said Aldi, naturally he would think our closest 0:11:27.760 --> 0:11:30.160 Ali where we do most of our shopping. When I'd 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:33.079 actually got it sort of in the next suburb, because 0:11:33.079 --> 0:11:35.839 I happened to be there yesterday and I. 0:11:35.800 --> 0:11:38.160 Didn't think to tell him. So I got this panic. 0:11:39.079 --> 0:11:41.160 You do a day's work and then you're going on 0:11:41.199 --> 0:11:44.880 some Aldi pub card to get a flip in twenty egg. 0:11:44.800 --> 0:11:48.679 Chairs, so bad, and he goes, where is this egg chair? 0:11:48.880 --> 0:11:52.360 I have been to three aldis the first one, and 0:11:52.640 --> 0:11:54.559 I was sure that I gave him the receipt and 0:11:54.599 --> 0:11:56.599 I thought that was okay. You know I had the store. 0:11:56.839 --> 0:11:59.719 Why would you know to check that? I was so silly. Anyway, 0:11:59.760 --> 0:12:02.679 the first Ali went to the extent of them checking 0:12:02.719 --> 0:12:05.760 their video to see if I was sole an egg 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:08.319 chair that day because they had no egg good all 0:12:09.160 --> 0:12:09.519 I know? 0:12:09.719 --> 0:12:11.120 Right, So I felt really bad. 0:12:11.479 --> 0:12:11.800 Chaos. 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:16.120 She would have just course, this was at eight o'clock 0:12:16.199 --> 0:12:16.679 last night. 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:18.199 So anyway, he came home. 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:22.319 Age at night search it for the Holy grill, the 0:12:22.319 --> 0:12:23.240 egg chef from Aldi. 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:24.120 He's a keeper. 0:12:25.319 --> 0:12:28.479 Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:12:29.599 --> 0:12:31.079 These are incredible, these stories. 0:12:32.079 --> 0:12:33.399 We'll talking about that thing where you go out to 0:12:33.400 --> 0:12:35.839 get some basic and you come back with something not basic, 0:12:36.959 --> 0:12:37.439 like this one. 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:37.920 Deborah. 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:40.160 Christ we went out to buy a computer, came home 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:44.040 with a ten seater spa and no computer. 0:12:44.719 --> 0:12:45.360 It was awesome. 0:12:45.400 --> 0:12:48.679 Christian had a king and Queen seat. What's a king 0:12:48.719 --> 0:12:52.639 in queens throne? Yes, I want one Disco lights and 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:53.479 it built in. 0:12:53.760 --> 0:12:55.120 Eski better than a computer. 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:58.199 What more could you want? Debra, thank you very much 0:12:58.280 --> 0:12:59.920 for that one. Christian. 0:13:00.079 --> 0:13:02.520 I went out for Christmas lights, came home with a kitten. 0:13:04.439 --> 0:13:06.679 Christian went to Harvey Normans, but just buy some headphones 0:13:06.719 --> 0:13:10.200 and then I buying a twelve thousand dollars barbecue. You're right, Christian, 0:13:10.239 --> 0:13:12.240 it was. It's the offer of the cell. 0:13:12.719 --> 0:13:15.319 It was reduced from nineteen thousand. 0:13:15.719 --> 0:13:18.920 You got to get twelve thousand. 0:13:22.239 --> 0:13:24.159 Liz, Christian, we went out to look at the possibility 0:13:24.160 --> 0:13:28.119 of doing house extensions. Came back within you house, all 0:13:28.120 --> 0:13:29.840 the bricks. There's lots of load up in a car. 0:13:30.319 --> 0:13:31.840 It's one thing trying to get the egg chair in 0:13:31.839 --> 0:13:36.319 Patsy's car and it's high house, the roof, the bricks. Liz, 0:13:36.319 --> 0:13:37.920 thank you very much. That all right, let's get some 0:13:37.959 --> 0:13:42.520 stories on air now. Jenny, welcome to the showd Morning. 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:44.439 How are you? I'm good? So what did you go 0:13:44.479 --> 0:13:45.800 out for? What did you come back with? 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:49.040 Went out for a few groceries, came back with a labrador. 0:13:50.319 --> 0:13:51.160 How do you do that? 0:13:52.079 --> 0:13:52.479 Well? 0:13:52.719 --> 0:13:53.520 It was cue. 0:13:54.079 --> 0:13:58.800 Yes, there you go. End of story. Perfect answer. You're 0:13:58.839 --> 0:14:01.719 quite right, were they wasn't mean. 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.320 I was in the shopping center in the days where 0:14:05.359 --> 0:14:08.839 they still had pet shops. Yes, and it was with 0:14:09.199 --> 0:14:11.599 one little puppy. All the other puppies were jumping around 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:13.839 saying bye me, by me, and this one little one 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:18.920 was sitting in the corner say I'm depressed. So I 0:14:19.000 --> 0:14:21.880 took him home. And the sad thing was, I fell 0:14:21.920 --> 0:14:24.600 in love with him. But the minute he met my daughter. 0:14:24.359 --> 0:14:25.200 He was her dog. 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:28.200 They're just such gorgeous dogs, aren't they. 0:14:28.239 --> 0:14:29.640 Laboratory He was. 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:30.440 A beautiful boy. 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:31.320 Loved him to death. 0:14:31.359 --> 0:14:33.480 What color in my mind, he's one of those sandy 0:14:33.520 --> 0:14:34.160 colored ones. 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:35.280 No, he's black. 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:41.080 Ah right, lovely story to look forward to. 0:14:41.479 --> 0:14:44.320 Yeah, Rory the Wonder Dog. 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:47.800 Oh my god, what a great for a dog, Rory 0:14:47.880 --> 0:14:48.720 the Wonder Dog. 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:50.920 It sounds like a kid's TV show. 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:53.080 Well he was. 0:14:53.120 --> 0:14:55.120 He was really gorgeous. He was the best dog. 0:14:55.359 --> 0:14:56.600 Yeah, that's beautiful. 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:59.640 And you're right those old school pet shops, yeah, they're 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:07.000 not different times. When was that moment where suddenly they 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:10.759 weren't allowed to just sell everything from tortoises to hamsters 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:13.359 to guinea piza dogs to cats to fish. 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:14.960 All in one small shop. 0:15:15.040 --> 0:15:16.239 That was the best part of going there. 0:15:16.239 --> 0:15:21.320 When you went to say Westfield with Mommy. 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:20.280 As a kid. 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:24.520 Every Saturday you go run around the pet shop. Yeah, 0:15:24.560 --> 0:15:26.840 it was always run by the grumpiest people. 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:28.920 As well, because I knew you went. There's no way 0:15:28.920 --> 0:15:33.040 you're buying a guinea pig, hamster, tropical col fish. You're right, 0:15:33.160 --> 0:15:38.840 that was always a parrot. Ye, how we got here, Amanda? 0:15:38.920 --> 0:15:46.120 Good morning, Amanda, Mandy Moore you there, Hello, Amanda. 0:15:45.680 --> 0:15:47.800 Welcome to the show. Amanda. What's your story? 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:51.280 Good morning, Mine's kind of related. 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:52.560 I guess I went out for. 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:55.920 A girl's night and ended up in Cuba for a 0:15:56.000 --> 0:15:58.600 week and brought back souvenirs for the family. 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:01.760 You went out on a girl's night and ended up 0:16:01.760 --> 0:16:02.479 in Cuba. 0:16:03.359 --> 0:16:05.480 Yeah, Where did the start? 0:16:05.479 --> 0:16:07.000 What city did the night outstart? 0:16:07.120 --> 0:16:07.280 Yeah? 0:16:07.320 --> 0:16:12.000 That's epic a Yeah, so it was in a yellow Knife, Canada. 0:16:12.080 --> 0:16:15.600 So it's in the Arctic of Canada. And yeah, so 0:16:15.800 --> 0:16:18.600 we kind of went from it's still quite a hike though, 0:16:19.400 --> 0:16:22.760 and no plane sly and the it's isolated, like look 0:16:22.800 --> 0:16:25.040 up yellow Knife and stuff in the world. 0:16:25.720 --> 0:16:26.119 Yeah. 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:29.840 So yeah, and then I called my partner at the 0:16:29.880 --> 0:16:33.359 time in the morning because I had a child and 0:16:33.560 --> 0:16:36.680 so did my friend and we ended up and then 0:16:37.120 --> 0:16:37.800 you know, we're there. 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:40.480 We might as well stip I'm not going to. 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:41.800 Do the school and you're gonna need to cover me 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:44.720 forgot loads of in Cuba another one of my bends. 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:46.360 Great, look it up, look it up. 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:49.560 I don't understand it has happened. I was scared to 0:16:49.600 --> 0:16:51.760 ask how did you end up in Cuba though? 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:53.440 Were you drinking? 0:16:54.120 --> 0:16:54.440 Drink? 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:56.520 Yeah, so we had some drinks. 0:16:56.760 --> 0:16:56.960 You know. 0:16:57.080 --> 0:16:59.160 It was the early two thousand. 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:03.440 And so I went out in London and woke up 0:17:03.479 --> 0:17:05.199 in Paris. Pick it up. 0:17:06.120 --> 0:17:07.080 I mean, it happens. 0:17:08.280 --> 0:17:11.280 We're not judge, No, no, not at all. 0:17:11.320 --> 0:17:13.359 I think I was just over it and I needed 0:17:13.400 --> 0:17:16.040 a holiday and yeah, she just said. 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:16.720 Well let's leave. 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:21.400 Therman Louise. All right, Amanda, thank you very much. 0:17:21.440 --> 0:17:21.920 You called. 0:17:22.520 --> 0:17:26.400 No, he's hav a great day and you thanks live 0:17:26.480 --> 0:17:27.040 while then. 0:17:30.200 --> 0:17:33.840 Mia, good morning, Mia, good morning, good morning. Welcomes to 0:17:33.960 --> 0:17:35.720 show Mia. So you went out for milk. What did 0:17:35.720 --> 0:17:36.280 you come back with? 0:17:36.800 --> 0:17:37.280 It's not me. 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:39.960 It was my dad and he was infamous for going 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:42.800 up some milk and coming back with different types of things. 0:17:43.400 --> 0:17:46.120 But the most expensive bottle of milk he ever bought 0:17:46.360 --> 0:17:48.200 was when he left the home at quarter past nine 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:50.960 and came home had half plus ten with a brand 0:17:51.040 --> 0:17:52.120 new half for my mother. 0:17:53.240 --> 0:17:55.680 I wish my dad did that brown new house for mother. 0:17:58.240 --> 0:18:00.960 Ye house. Wow? 0:18:02.680 --> 0:18:05.320 Yeah, And at night he's buying a house that late 0:18:05.360 --> 0:18:05.880 at night. 0:18:06.640 --> 0:18:09.120 The morning coffee was doing. 0:18:09.240 --> 0:18:13.920 So were you even in the pocket for buying a house? 0:18:14.360 --> 0:18:15.640 No? No? What is? 0:18:15.760 --> 0:18:18.400 He was driving he saw a mate walking on the road. 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:21.440 He pulled over. Coincidentally there was an open house there. 0:18:21.520 --> 0:18:23.560 He got sucked in to walk through the open house, 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:27.080 made an offer on the spots, signed paperwork, and by 0:18:27.120 --> 0:18:28.680 the time he got home he had bought a house. 0:18:31.280 --> 0:18:34.520 It's not not he could ad mind this guy's productivities. 0:18:36.520 --> 0:18:43.840 In by eleven, The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:18:44.320 --> 0:18:48.400 We want to build a classic eighties and nineties school, perhatsy. 0:18:48.480 --> 0:18:49.200 What has to go in? 0:18:49.480 --> 0:18:52.200 Well, we had You won't believe this, but we had 0:18:52.360 --> 0:18:55.720 an incinerator at our school. But not only did we 0:18:55.800 --> 0:19:00.520 have an incinerator, we had an incinerator monitor or two kids. 0:19:00.800 --> 0:19:04.440 I'm not talking high school either, I'm talking at primary school. 0:19:05.200 --> 0:19:07.920 This incinerator was a rusted. 0:19:07.520 --> 0:19:10.840 Old kids under the age of eleven, absolutely charge of 0:19:10.880 --> 0:19:11.520 your furness. 0:19:11.720 --> 0:19:16.359 Absolutely what a country. It would burn all. 0:19:16.320 --> 0:19:19.360 Winter, not in the summer obviously, but all winter, and 0:19:19.560 --> 0:19:22.000 there would be two kids. It was the most coveted position. 0:19:22.520 --> 0:19:26.680 It was two kids, two personal jobs. Seriously, they still 0:19:26.720 --> 0:19:29.040 be property. Well not mad, but young children. 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:32.560 Will Patty, forgive my ignorance. What goes in the incinerator? Everything? 0:19:33.240 --> 0:19:34.640 We had an incinerator as well. 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:38.280