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Speaker 2: Good morning, Rio, Good morning, Good morning, Patsy morning.
Speaker 1: Sometimes in life, something crazy, thurrill, barely believable will happen
Speaker 1: in our day to day lives, and suddenly you feel
Speaker 1: like your life has turned into a scene in a sitcom.
Speaker 1: I want to hear your real life moments where it
Speaker 1: suddenly felt like your real life was like a sitcom.
Speaker 1: This weekend, we had some friends to stay and they said,
Speaker 1: can we bring our dog?
Speaker 2: And we said, cool, she.
Speaker 1: Can bring a dog. We have a dog, we have
Speaker 1: a cat. Is a dog going to be okay with
Speaker 1: the cat? It was like, no, you have to keep
Speaker 1: them separated. Herein lies the story because fast forward to
Speaker 1: quite a big night with those friends. I was up
Speaker 1: before everybody else Sunday morning, and I forgot that their
Speaker 1: dog couldn't be together with our cat. Larry and their dog,
Speaker 1: big Red, is a big border Collie. Right, They are
Speaker 1: beautiful dogs with a great temperament. Until suddenly he saw
Speaker 1: Larry my cat. Now. They later said, no, Larry a
Speaker 1: very docile cat, very very docile. They later said that
Speaker 1: actually big Red doesn't normally go for cats. He would
Speaker 1: have thought, because Larry's a big ass can they would
Speaker 1: have that big.
Speaker 2: Red would have miss read.
Speaker 1: Larry scanned him and thought this is a wombo, which,
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 2: Fair, the same Bill.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, we had some plumbers around last week and
Speaker 1: sudden Larry came to see what the commotion was in
Speaker 1: the kitchen and they went, oh my god, that is
Speaker 1: a big ass cat. And one of them started taking
Speaker 1: photos of Larry. Did you want to sell for with me?
Speaker 1: He took photos of Larry the cat.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he.
Speaker 2: Is a big old boy.
Speaker 1: So anyway back to Big Red suddenly been released from
Speaker 1: the utility room where he'd been kept overnight. He suddenly
Speaker 1: sees Larry goes for him. Seven the morning, Paul, Larry. Honestly, Pats,
Speaker 1: I've never seen a scene like this. He ran up
Speaker 1: the wall, up the door frame, so he shinning up,
Speaker 1: so he's now above me.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to move Big Red back into.
Speaker 1: The utility room. Shut the door, and then Larry. Cats
Speaker 1: make this noise when they're distresses. Got bus seven, Chris.
Speaker 1: You haven't let Big Red and Larry at the same time.
Speaker 5: But amazing that he could get up there. That that's
Speaker 5: I still.
Speaker 2: Got a scratch here, Larry. Larry not want to come down.
Speaker 2: He was up the wall, Larry up the wall. I
Speaker 2: didn't know the big guy had it in in strength.
Speaker 6: I've only seen that in cartoons, and.
Speaker 2: It literally was. His head was stood on it. Guzza.
Speaker 1: I was just can I just behold the scene for
Speaker 1: a moment that the dog was barking the cats. Anyone's
Speaker 1: getting up and they all know what's happened. It doesn't
Speaker 1: need any explainings over here. I'm just curious to see
Speaker 1: how much is he not like cats slash Wombats.
Speaker 2: Now we know, now we know.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, thet's too late to party. The home of
Speaker 1: all your brilliant emails.
Speaker 2: I love doing this. We've got some great ones. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Anything you hear us talking about the show, we love
Speaker 1: it when it comes back around. Nothing we ever talk
Speaker 1: about the show gets left behind. You can pick it
Speaker 1: up whenever you want. Christian, I was listening to the
Speaker 1: show That's Gone some Jazz a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and you were talking about what did to do with
Speaker 1: the ashes? And I remember the recent memory. I was
Speaker 1: lucky enough to visit many places in the world growing
Speaker 1: up thanks to my dad's job, and over the last
Speaker 1: few months since is passing, and I have been think
Speaker 1: about where to take some of his ashes, and we
Speaker 1: all going to a place called Charnia, which is in
Speaker 1: the Greek island of Crete.
Speaker 2: It's a beautiful place. It's really nice.
Speaker 1: I think the monastery there was the monastery of Francis
Speaker 1: of Assi, oh so famous for having a Venetian harbor.
Speaker 1: Right anyway, Christian, I decided that I would sprinkle some
Speaker 1: of my dad in the harbor. There you go, it's
Speaker 1: beautiful by the lighthouse. I decided to make this trek
Speaker 1: at night because I didn't want to disturb people sprinkling
Speaker 1: somebody's ashes clambered down the rocks as far as I did,
Speaker 1: or at least some of Dad into the beautiful sea there. Afterwards,
Speaker 1: I thought to treat myself. I'd have a lobster meal,
Speaker 1: what daylight that you go, and finish round out the
Speaker 1: night a couple of glasses or some local gut rot
Speaker 1: wine and lost the old man would have wanted. We
Speaker 1: had so many those stories. This with the ashes and
Speaker 1: then surfing Tough sat outside a restaurant for thirty minutes,
Speaker 1: getting frustrated as to why the waiters were avoiding coming
Speaker 1: up to me.
Speaker 2: To take my order.
Speaker 1: The moment pas so I decided to retire to the
Speaker 1: bathroom nightcap took a seat at the table that Dad
Speaker 1: and I had actually sat several times, only to be
Speaker 1: accosted by one of the bar staff whispered to me
Speaker 1: to please not do cocaine in public and pointed at
Speaker 1: my face.
Speaker 2: Ah I went into the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Christian half of Dad, because there's at nighttime, have blown
Speaker 1: back into my face and nestled around my beard. It
Speaker 1: looked like Christian I've been hoovering up, not Dad, Colombian
Speaker 1: marching powder shanks, jazz.
Speaker 2: That's so funny.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, hey, sir, don't be doing cocaine. It is
Speaker 1: not the Creatian way, and certainly not in a Venetian
Speaker 1: harbor overlooked by the former monastery of Francis of a CC.
Speaker 2: Shame on you, Australian. It's in bed.
Speaker 6: Maybe that's what happens with all those footy plays in
Speaker 6: the off season. They're just letting their dad go into
Speaker 6: the harbor.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go and get with her dad in
Speaker 1: the bathroom. When didn't we talk about nudity every day?
Speaker 5: That was maybe me in the sauna.
Speaker 1: Ah I was such a big reaction to that. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the old sausage party. Christian the subject of nudity. This
Speaker 1: comes from Wade about ten years ago. I was staying
Speaker 1: at my girlfriend's house for Christmas Eve, and we had
Speaker 1: the house to ourselves, so we did as adults do
Speaker 1: and had a few too many drinks. I ended up
Speaker 1: falling asleep on the couch in my birthday soup count.
Speaker 1: When I woke up in the morning, a note had
Speaker 1: been left next to me that said I would be
Speaker 1: receiving pajamas for Christmas.
Speaker 2: Signed by my girlfriend's mother.
Speaker 1: She had arrived from interstate early, let herself in and
Speaker 1: saw everything.
Speaker 2: WHOA.
Speaker 1: I was snoring, drunk, unconscious and oblivious. I did get
Speaker 1: pgs for Christmas, mortified and embarrassed. Waite great story, as
Speaker 1: is this one from Amanda Christian. When we built our house,
Speaker 1: all the surrounding homes were single story until someone built
Speaker 1: a double story directly behind us. Soon after they moved in,
Speaker 1: they installed cameras facing straight into our backyard. We tried
Speaker 1: speaking to them to ask if they could adjust the cameras,
Speaker 1: but they never answered the door. So my partner came
Speaker 1: up with a rather unconventional plan. He started to spend
Speaker 1: time in the backyard completely naked, day after day.
Speaker 2: Christian. By day three, the cameras of immisterity moved.
Speaker 1: And the blinds on that upper level closed and have
Speaker 1: never been opened. Since we're talking about surnames, Christian, I
Speaker 1: think you'll get to laugh how this one. My surname
Speaker 1: is Peter. Sorry, my name is Peter. My surname is Lilik.
Speaker 1: When I sign my name, it spells pillock. I believe
Speaker 1: that that's a word that you Palms used to describe idiots.
Speaker 2: It is pillock. Christian, I'd like to know who handed
Speaker 2: out the surnames. He goes block capitals for this. When
Speaker 2: we bring this topic round again, let's now call it
Speaker 2: who handed out the surnames.
Speaker 1: Peter Elik aka Pellick. Thank you very much, Christian. You
Speaker 1: were talking on the show about what have you googled?
Speaker 1: I've been googling joe hatsu and it sparked my interest.
Speaker 1: The term joe hatsu literally means evaporation in Japanese, and
Speaker 1: it's used to describe people who deliberately disappear from their lives,
Speaker 1: leaving behind jobs, families, and identities without a trace. There
Speaker 1: are even companies in Japan that specialize in services to
Speaker 1: help people Jahatsu evaporate, including organizing transportation, accommodation, and off
Speaker 1: grid lives with illegal jobs. They come in the middle
Speaker 1: of night and help people evaporate under the cloak of darkness.
Speaker 2: Gosh, isn't that incredible?
Speaker 5: Sounds should be a Netflix documentary.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you very much. And Troy, I googled what
Speaker 1: was the name of the one tree Hill town that
Speaker 1: the show was set out? Turns out it's called tree Hill.
Speaker 1: Turns out Christian, I don't care now. And then Chris Christian,
Speaker 1: I've been googling North Melbourne highlights because I missed a
Speaker 1: good time so much. What do you find some old
Speaker 1: black and white news frittage from the forties.
Speaker 3: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Now, we've had stories, incredible ones before. I always call
Speaker 1: this went out for milk came home with a kayak,
Speaker 1: because that's a story we had. You know, sometimes she
Speaker 1: actually just happens in real life where you go out
Speaker 1: just to get milk or some basic groceries and then
Speaker 1: you see something or something's on sell anything.
Speaker 2: Do you know what a bloody get that right now?
Speaker 2: That is a great deal. I'm making money, went out for.
Speaker 1: Milk, came back with the kayak. What's your verse of
Speaker 1: that story? This happened to you this week?
Speaker 2: Patch?
Speaker 4: Yes yesterday I went to Aldi for chicken phillots for
Speaker 4: dinner and came out with an egg cheer. We've been
Speaker 4: wanting one for ages and I just happened to come
Speaker 4: across it, and I thought, you know what, that's coming home.
Speaker 1: They're so comfortable pats. And trouble is, once you get
Speaker 1: in it, you don't want to get out of it.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 4: I can just see myself with a cup of tea
Speaker 4: in a book every afternoon in the sun, and I
Speaker 4: have booked it up. But the funny thing is, because
Speaker 4: the box was rather big and very heavy, and I
Speaker 4: was on my own, I couldn't get it in the
Speaker 4: car myself. So I said to them, I'll pay for it,
Speaker 4: would you mind holding onto it and I'll send my
Speaker 4: husband back tonight to get it.
Speaker 7: So he thought.
Speaker 4: When I said Aldi, naturally he would think our closest
Speaker 4: Ali where we do most of our shopping. When I'd
Speaker 4: actually got it sort of in the next suburb, because
Speaker 4: I happened to be there yesterday and I.
Speaker 7: Didn't think to tell him. So I got this panic.
Speaker 1: You do a day's work and then you're going on
Speaker 1: some Aldi pub card to get a flip in twenty egg.
Speaker 4: Chairs, so bad, and he goes, where is this egg chair?
Speaker 4: I have been to three aldis the first one, and
Speaker 4: I was sure that I gave him the receipt and
Speaker 4: I thought that was okay. You know I had the store.
Speaker 4: Why would you know to check that? I was so silly. Anyway,
Speaker 4: the first Ali went to the extent of them checking
Speaker 4: their video to see if I was sole an egg
Speaker 4: chair that day because they had no egg good all
Speaker 4: I know?
Speaker 7: Right, So I felt really bad.
Speaker 2: Chaos.
Speaker 4: She would have just course, this was at eight o'clock
Speaker 4: last night.
Speaker 7: So anyway, he came home.
Speaker 1: Age at night search it for the Holy grill, the
Speaker 1: egg chef from Aldi.
Speaker 7: He's a keeper.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: These are incredible, these stories.
Speaker 1: We'll talking about that thing where you go out to
Speaker 1: get some basic and you come back with something not basic,
Speaker 1: like this one.
Speaker 2: Deborah.
Speaker 1: Christ we went out to buy a computer, came home
Speaker 1: with a ten seater spa and no computer.
Speaker 2: It was awesome.
Speaker 1: Christian had a king and Queen seat. What's a king
Speaker 1: in queens throne? Yes, I want one Disco lights and
Speaker 1: it built in.
Speaker 5: Eski better than a computer.
Speaker 2: What more could you want? Debra, thank you very much
Speaker 2: for that one. Christian.
Speaker 1: I went out for Christmas lights, came home with a kitten.
Speaker 1: Christian went to Harvey Normans, but just buy some headphones
Speaker 1: and then I buying a twelve thousand dollars barbecue. You're right, Christian,
Speaker 1: it was. It's the offer of the cell.
Speaker 2: It was reduced from nineteen thousand.
Speaker 5: You got to get twelve thousand.
Speaker 1: Liz, Christian, we went out to look at the possibility
Speaker 1: of doing house extensions. Came back within you house, all
Speaker 1: the bricks. There's lots of load up in a car.
Speaker 1: It's one thing trying to get the egg chair in
Speaker 1: Patsy's car and it's high house, the roof, the bricks. Liz,
Speaker 1: thank you very much. That all right, let's get some
Speaker 1: stories on air now. Jenny, welcome to the showd Morning.
Speaker 2: How are you? I'm good? So what did you go
Speaker 2: out for? What did you come back with?
Speaker 8: Went out for a few groceries, came back with a labrador.
Speaker 2: How do you do that?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 8: It was cue.
Speaker 1: Yes, there you go. End of story. Perfect answer. You're
Speaker 1: quite right, were they wasn't mean.
Speaker 8: I was in the shopping center in the days where
Speaker 8: they still had pet shops. Yes, and it was with
Speaker 8: one little puppy. All the other puppies were jumping around
Speaker 8: saying bye me, by me, and this one little one
Speaker 8: was sitting in the corner say I'm depressed. So I
Speaker 8: took him home. And the sad thing was, I fell
Speaker 8: in love with him. But the minute he met my daughter.
Speaker 9: He was her dog.
Speaker 2: They're just such gorgeous dogs, aren't they.
Speaker 3: Laboratory He was.
Speaker 10: A beautiful boy.
Speaker 8: Loved him to death.
Speaker 2: What color in my mind, he's one of those sandy
Speaker 2: colored ones.
Speaker 8: No, he's black.
Speaker 2: Ah right, lovely story to look forward to.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Rory the Wonder Dog.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a great for a dog, Rory
Speaker 1: the Wonder Dog.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a kid's TV show.
Speaker 9: Well he was.
Speaker 8: He was really gorgeous. He was the best dog.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's beautiful.
Speaker 1: And you're right those old school pet shops, yeah, they're
Speaker 1: not different times. When was that moment where suddenly they
Speaker 1: weren't allowed to just sell everything from tortoises to hamsters
Speaker 1: to guinea piza dogs to cats to fish.
Speaker 2: All in one small shop.
Speaker 5: That was the best part of going there.
Speaker 6: When you went to say Westfield with Mommy.
Speaker 2: As a kid.
Speaker 1: Every Saturday you go run around the pet shop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was always run by the grumpiest people.
Speaker 2: As well, because I knew you went. There's no way
Speaker 2: you're buying a guinea pig, hamster, tropical col fish. You're right,
Speaker 2: that was always a parrot. Ye, how we got here, Amanda?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Amanda, Mandy Moore you there, Hello, Amanda.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. Amanda. What's your story?
Speaker 11: Good morning, Mine's kind of related.
Speaker 8: I guess I went out for.
Speaker 11: A girl's night and ended up in Cuba for a
Speaker 11: week and brought back souvenirs for the family.
Speaker 2: You went out on a girl's night and ended up
Speaker 2: in Cuba.
Speaker 9: Yeah, Where did the start?
Speaker 5: What city did the night outstart?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 11: That's epic a Yeah, so it was in a yellow Knife, Canada.
Speaker 11: So it's in the Arctic of Canada. And yeah, so
Speaker 11: we kind of went from it's still quite a hike though,
Speaker 11: and no plane sly and the it's isolated, like look
Speaker 11: up yellow Knife and stuff in the world.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 11: So yeah, and then I called my partner at the
Speaker 11: time in the morning because I had a child and
Speaker 11: so did my friend and we ended up and then
Speaker 11: you know, we're there.
Speaker 9: We might as well stip I'm not going to.
Speaker 1: Do the school and you're gonna need to cover me
Speaker 1: forgot loads of in Cuba another one of my bends.
Speaker 2: Great, look it up, look it up.
Speaker 5: I don't understand it has happened. I was scared to
Speaker 5: ask how did you end up in Cuba though?
Speaker 2: Were you drinking?
Speaker 8: Drink?
Speaker 9: Yeah, so we had some drinks.
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 11: It was the early two thousand.
Speaker 2: And so I went out in London and woke up
Speaker 2: in Paris. Pick it up.
Speaker 9: I mean, it happens.
Speaker 2: We're not judge, No, no, not at all.
Speaker 11: I think I was just over it and I needed
Speaker 11: a holiday and yeah, she just said.
Speaker 8: Well let's leave.
Speaker 2: Therman Louise. All right, Amanda, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: You called.
Speaker 2: No, he's hav a great day and you thanks live
Speaker 2: while then.
Speaker 1: Mia, good morning, Mia, good morning, good morning. Welcomes to
Speaker 1: show Mia. So you went out for milk. What did
Speaker 1: you come back with?
Speaker 9: It's not me.
Speaker 10: It was my dad and he was infamous for going
Speaker 10: up some milk and coming back with different types of things.
Speaker 10: But the most expensive bottle of milk he ever bought
Speaker 10: was when he left the home at quarter past nine
Speaker 10: and came home had half plus ten with a brand
Speaker 10: new half for my mother.
Speaker 2: I wish my dad did that brown new house for mother.
Speaker 2: Ye house. Wow?
Speaker 7: Yeah, And at night he's buying a house that late
Speaker 7: at night.
Speaker 10: The morning coffee was doing.
Speaker 2: So were you even in the pocket for buying a house?
Speaker 11: No? No? What is?
Speaker 10: He was driving he saw a mate walking on the road.
Speaker 10: He pulled over. Coincidentally there was an open house there.
Speaker 10: He got sucked in to walk through the open house,
Speaker 10: made an offer on the spots, signed paperwork, and by
Speaker 10: the time he got home he had bought a house.
Speaker 2: It's not not he could ad mind this guy's productivities.
Speaker 3: In by eleven, The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: We want to build a classic eighties and nineties school, perhatsy.
Speaker 2: What has to go in?
Speaker 4: Well, we had You won't believe this, but we had
Speaker 4: an incinerator at our school. But not only did we
Speaker 4: have an incinerator, we had an incinerator monitor or two kids.
Speaker 4: I'm not talking high school either, I'm talking at primary school.
Speaker 4: This incinerator was a rusted.
Speaker 1: Old kids under the age of eleven, absolutely charge of
Speaker 1: your furness.
Speaker 2: Absolutely what a country. It would burn all.
Speaker 7: Winter, not in the summer obviously, but all winter, and
Speaker 7: there would be two kids. It was the most coveted position.
Speaker 1: It was two kids, two personal jobs. Seriously, they still
Speaker 1: be property. Well not mad, but young children.
Speaker 5: Will Patty, forgive my ignorance. What goes in the incinerator? Everything?
Speaker 2: We had an incinerator as well.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, they used to you know everything stuff
Speaker 1: that plastic tie is no really bad.
Speaker 2: It was there's massive hole in it's school.
Speaker 4: Single handedly but there'd be two kids that would be
Speaker 4: nominated most coveted position.
Speaker 7: In the playground.
Speaker 5: How do you get the gig of when you take turns?
Speaker 7: You'd have to take turns, but the teacher, the principal
Speaker 7: would give you a box.
Speaker 4: Of matches and so he'd be taking class totally different
Speaker 4: times and it would be the monitor's job once once
Speaker 4: day through the school.
Speaker 7: Like not with an adult there.
Speaker 1: That thing was going content because obviously in the UK
Speaker 1: you have already long cold winters. So the way that
Speaker 1: they would eat the school, that was just burning everything.
Speaker 1: I remember, like once a month would say, listen, if
Speaker 1: your parents only get rid of anything, tell them to
Speaker 1: drop it off tomorrow. Armchair, did you see the care
Speaker 1: taken like your pe teacher lugging and I'm not like
Speaker 1: a sofa? And then I saw that two teachers sawing
Speaker 1: a sofa up once in the three Bits, chucking it
Speaker 1: into his.
Speaker 7: Beach different time.
Speaker 5: But what about quality, however.
Speaker 2: Was notation? That's a fair question that was not asked
Speaker 2: back in the eighties.
Speaker 4: But it would be their responsibility to make sure that
Speaker 4: the fire didn't go out, so you'd see it, see them,
Speaker 4: they're you know, stoking.
Speaker 2: It through the It was god. Everyone had to worship
Speaker 2: the incinerator, even the phrase incinerator.
Speaker 7: But where it was as well, it wasn't like tucked away.
Speaker 2: The ours opened onto the plate because.
Speaker 7: Right next to the sand piece.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would open up and everyone would go you
Speaker 2: see fire behind a metallic grill is a fire god.
Speaker 7: And everything went in there and all were just stand around.
Speaker 2: And watch it.
Speaker 1: I even think a couple of bad kids went in
Speaker 1: there sometimes as well. You know this kids, you're know
Speaker 1: whatever happened to Dave.
Speaker 5: I don't believe they gave kids boxes of.
Speaker 1: Matchup and let them are the sizes thing Patsy was huge,
Speaker 1: wasn't it. It was giant metallic.
Speaker 7: Doors, dumpster.
Speaker 3: It is huge.
Speaker 2: It was like so it was people's job to constantly
Speaker 2: feed the fire.
Speaker 5: You can't.
Speaker 2: Thing We didn't help from your mums and nerds anything.
Speaker 2: Any car. They're getting rid of the car. We're trying.
Speaker 2: Saw the car in home. Swear I'm not making this up.
Speaker 1: Once a bed got dropped off and again teachers sawed
Speaker 1: it into like three pieces and fed it to the incinerator.
Speaker 5: The takers have better things to do than soaring.
Speaker 2: Never thought about that too, busy worrying about bees knees.
Speaker 11: We have.
Speaker 2: One more thing that was in every single school.
Speaker 1: There's actually a method of correction and punishment was the
Speaker 1: classic chalk duster. Well, I remember if you were If
Speaker 1: you were bad, we were made to stand on a chair.
Speaker 1: And mister Wilson, who I actually think hated children. He's
Speaker 1: in the war and clearly was suffering from some kind
Speaker 1: of parfect part of them was still out in the Germans.
Speaker 2: He would make us stand on a chair, right, and
Speaker 2: he would throw a wooden duster at you. If you flinched,
Speaker 2: you'd have to stay up there. Until you didn't flinch
Speaker 2: and he hit you with a wooden chalk duster.
Speaker 1: Crazy, no, crazy, This was a Catholic primary school and
Speaker 1: eyes of God.
Speaker 2: This fell into the incinerator. I take that dust to
Speaker 2: mister Wilson.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, so we're going to try and build an
Speaker 1: eighties or nineties school. Eighties and ninety school, we can
Speaker 1: try and build one. So far now we got the
Speaker 1: incinerator manned by children. Also, if you're going to build
Speaker 1: a an eighties and nineties school, you need lou roll
Speaker 1: that is so thin you could use it as tracing paper.
Speaker 1: And are how cheap and thin it was and rough like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, sandy exterior.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then the other thing as well. We had in
Speaker 1: the classroom. You had one of those pencil sharpness Oh yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: we could feed you know, Feja Penson. We had to
Speaker 1: ask the teacher if you could get up because it
Speaker 1: was a real time killer because you would take your
Speaker 1: time dawdling up to it with you could easily waste
Speaker 1: out trusting me about five minutes then O'Connor, it doesn't
Speaker 1: take that long walk up here.
Speaker 7: A favorite during maths class, don't you think?
Speaker 2: And I was just blunting the pencil. It's gone against,
Speaker 2: it's gone against. Okay, this don't be quicker. Run.
Speaker 6: We used to have one that had yes job, it
Speaker 6: would like chopping.
Speaker 2: Always look like a cat's backside.
Speaker 7: Yes it does.
Speaker 1: Anyway, a lot a time date dreaming at school. What
Speaker 1: else has to go on our eighties and nineties school.
Speaker 6: I actually reckoned this stuff was like a gateway drug.
Speaker 6: Those scratch and sniff stickers was the holy grail of
Speaker 6: something you could get from the teacher.
Speaker 2: Yes, what a great thing in the nineties.
Speaker 6: Brilliant if you if you you know, did your homework,
Speaker 6: will or something you know, Missus Collins would come on
Speaker 6: the strawb and then you scratch.
Speaker 7: It and I bet you got a lot to double degree.
Speaker 2: Whole monitor prefect.
Speaker 5: I was ding on them by the air.
Speaker 2: Can you still buy scratch and sniff stickers?
Speaker 7: No, they don't.
Speaker 4: They don't even get We used to get the red
Speaker 4: smiley face that the stamp. I've never seen any of
Speaker 4: her work with well done or good try.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he do. I want to know,
Speaker 2: can you still buy scratch and sniff stickers?
Speaker 1: Ask the word of you love God, your husband, because
Speaker 1: would sell them because I tell you what I'd like
Speaker 1: to get some. And then when you do good breaks,
Speaker 1: I'll give you a smiley face, a scratch and sift snicker.
Speaker 1: You get a little bus. I reward children, you reward
Speaker 1: the behavior you want. Okay, that's how we're going to
Speaker 1: dominate scratch and sniffs.
Speaker 5: Stick that's going to be instead of pay scratch and sniffs.
Speaker 1: Also, I want to know how long there's a scratch
Speaker 1: and sniff sticker retain its potency?
Speaker 2: Great question?
Speaker 1: Has anyone got one from the nineties that still smells
Speaker 1: of strawberry?
Speaker 5: Now you know, I'll ask my Mark. I've still got
Speaker 5: a lot of my school textbook could stuff? Yeah, I'll
Speaker 5: hate you.
Speaker 2: Please, please, please please.
Speaker 3: Christian Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: We're trying to build an eighties and nineties score. What
Speaker 1: needs to be there, and we're talking about scratch and
Speaker 1: sniff stickers. Remember the rubbers is to get those smelly rubbers,
Speaker 1: well scented rubbers. And I want to know, actually how
Speaker 1: long they hang on to their potency the smell? How
Speaker 1: long do they retain it? For Christian, the school has
Speaker 1: to have a commodore sixty four, just one for the
Speaker 1: entire school to share.
Speaker 2: Reject shop, Christian. I'm a teacher.
Speaker 1: They still sell the stick scratch and sniff stickersat I've.
Speaker 2: Actually just ordered a pack of thirty six sheets.
Speaker 1: The scratch and sniff stickers, so show get ready to
Speaker 1: be rewarded. Christian two pounds for a pack of fifty
Speaker 1: from the reject shop eighty. School has to the HP
Speaker 1: overhead projector.
Speaker 2: Christian.
Speaker 1: I still have a scratch and sniff sticker from the
Speaker 1: from twenty seventeen. It still smells like a banana.
Speaker 9: Wow.
Speaker 1: Aeron O'Connor, thank you very much. Brody here to answer
Speaker 1: your questions re scratch and sniff stickers to retain the smell.
Speaker 1: I've got a bunch Christian unews one from two thousand
Speaker 1: and seven. I just went and found them and had
Speaker 1: a sniff. They still work. If you've got a spare one,
Speaker 1: send them to me.
Speaker 2: Christian.
Speaker 1: I've got one from twenty sixteen. Steel smells Christian are
Speaker 1: trolley on wheels at the school with a Rancor Arena
Speaker 1: TV on top, a VCR player that's from Vince Christian eighty.
Speaker 1: Every eighties and nineties school needs a walking sorry a
Speaker 1: water drinking trough with only one of the five taps
Speaker 1: working properly.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the drink fountain?
Speaker 5: Yeah, and they just shot straight, so it's really hard
Speaker 5: to get your mouth in here.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right, Christian.
Speaker 1: What about the bag of sawdust when pupil threw up
Speaker 1: in the school yard the caretaker would come along cover
Speaker 1: up the vomit with the You're right, but it was
Speaker 1: a bucket of sand as well to put over kids
Speaker 1: that are chundered, Christian. They should retain their smell for years,
Speaker 1: depending on how much you scratch it. I excuse me, sir,
Speaker 1: I still have some. They're over ten years old and
Speaker 1: you can smell them.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mary Anne, good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 9: Hi Christian, Hi guys. Hello, I've still got my stickers
Speaker 9: from the eighties.
Speaker 2: You are kid. They still smell, They still smell wow,
Speaker 2: forty odd years later.
Speaker 9: Yes, all these you on my old primary school stuff
Speaker 9: in my suitcase. Oh, bive, I still smell.
Speaker 11: Eight year old daughter gets some at school now.
Speaker 2: Oh great, Mary Anne, thanks you giving us a call
Speaker 2: and showing that have a good day.
Speaker 9: Thanks Christian, Thanks guys.
Speaker 1: Veronica, Good morning, Veronica, Good morning, Christian, and game morning, Veronica. Okay,
Speaker 1: what needs to be on our eighties and nineties school?
Speaker 2: What do you reckon?
Speaker 6: So it has to be just.
Speaker 8: Really oh with blueberry black with blackbree.
Speaker 9: Orange lemons.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, great one, Veronica, Thank you very much. Cool,
Speaker 1: I have a good day. Kristin, welcome to the show. Hello, Hey, Kristin,
Speaker 1: So what needs to be in our eighties and nineties school?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 8: At my eighties school, I had a guillotine.
Speaker 2: Yes, slicing up the card and paper in the Oh
Speaker 2: my god? Yes? Was it not like a guillotine that
Speaker 2: you would see you know?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 2: No not someone would be dealt with it. No, this
Speaker 2: is your paper and card a desktop one.
Speaker 5: It's still really sharp.
Speaker 1: Yes, you could either slide it from left to right,
Speaker 1: or you had one that was like a slice of
Speaker 1: the old one that having a butcher for slicing up.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, Why are kids to learn to use this?
Speaker 2: I don't know?
Speaker 1: Again again with the incinerator. That's a great one, Kristen,
Speaker 1: thank you very much, thanks to go on the show.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: David.
Speaker 1: David, Hello, David, welcome to the show. So what needs
Speaker 1: to be in our eighties and nineties school?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 9: Now I remember this from early eighties primary school pats
Speaker 9: you might remember this. There was a hand crank photo
Speaker 9: copier and it was like purple yes and the smell
Speaker 9: would be like chemically but it was really good, everybody.
Speaker 2: I used to love the smell of it. I used
Speaker 2: to love that and it would be wet when it
Speaker 2: came out of it. Urs was called the ban Dung
Speaker 2: machine or something.
Speaker 7: And it was almost like fluorescent pink, right, yeah, purple,
Speaker 7: like purple yes. And it did put metho in. It
Speaker 7: wasn't the smell, yes, it was yeah.
Speaker 2: That's.
Speaker 10: Yes.
Speaker 1: That's how we got kids back in the day. There
Speaker 1: was no TikTok for us. We with snipping paper.
Speaker 2: You won't there, man. It was great, David, that's a
Speaker 2: great one. Thank you very much. You called buddy. Have
Speaker 2: a good days.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 1: That's his husband, Chris, the wear of We Love God
Speaker 1: has struck again. He's taken out another chair.
Speaker 7: Number five.
Speaker 2: This is Mumbo number five.
Speaker 7: Number five chair yesterday a little.
Speaker 2: Bit of Chris's backside. So what happened this time? Where
Speaker 2: was the poor chair?
Speaker 7: Went to the family GP yesterday for his annual checkup?
Speaker 2: How he's not wiping out a chair reception. See he
Speaker 2: is a good start to check out, check up.
Speaker 4: Over, and the girls in reception listened to the show
Speaker 4: Sorry about the chair. So he's leant onto the arm
Speaker 4: rest and heard a very loud crack. He said, I
Speaker 4: kind of gave like a cough to try and cover
Speaker 4: it up because I could feel it going under my arm.
Speaker 4: And I said you didn't, he said, I did. So
Speaker 4: that's five chairs. Number one was Lapel Kidder. Number two
Speaker 4: was Joseph's restaurant at the Mansion.
Speaker 2: It's actually like a tornado. It is his backside. He's
Speaker 2: a trader destrunction. Yes.
Speaker 7: Number three was the Big Four at Queen's click pol pool.
Speaker 1: Deck, the plus David lap Poor Shatter Always and then
Speaker 1: the Big Four and.
Speaker 4: Very recently, just a few weeks ago, Jet Stuff flight
Speaker 4: to Sydney actually pulled the arm wrest off the chair,
Speaker 4: last seat on the left side. And now we have
Speaker 4: claimed another scalp this time. And I don't know if
Speaker 4: we can go to our beloved family GP anymore after
Speaker 4: going there for like fifteen years, after doing.
Speaker 2: Just listen, can had a conda get them?
Speaker 7: A camping chair is not a bad idea.
Speaker 2: You know what, Chris should just turn up with his
Speaker 2: own chair at various places.
Speaker 7: Yes, b yo, my part had one of those. That's
Speaker 7: what he needs, a b yo chair.
Speaker 5: Does he sit down particularly aggressively or like, what's going on?
Speaker 7: Is the strong man he is?
Speaker 11: He? No?
Speaker 2: No, those are glutes of steel.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, no, no, no, seriously, all right, So we
Speaker 1: want to know what is your nemesis in life? We
Speaker 1: all have nemesis. Chris is obviously Christmas chair. For me,
Speaker 1: it's sunglasses.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 1: Two weeks ago I was saying how I accidentally left
Speaker 1: a pair of sunglasses my daughter's got for me and
Speaker 1: in the back of an Ubert and then uba driver
Speaker 1: found them and he gave them to me. I had
Speaker 1: them for three days. They've disappeared again. It's never a
Speaker 1: long term relationship. I think it's because sunglasses to me,
Speaker 1: growing up in the UK, don't forget, were a once
Speaker 1: a year thing when you went on a family holiday
Speaker 1: for a week.
Speaker 2: There was no need for them. With gray weather right.
Speaker 1: Me walking into traffic, I didn't need gray tinted out.
Speaker 1: So it's only when he went to euro up on
Speaker 1: holiday you bought your sunglasses, so they were never part
Speaker 1: of my life other than for the other fifty one weeks.
Speaker 2: He didn't need them come here. And there's some part
Speaker 2: of my DNA that doesn't say, hey, look for those sunglasses.
Speaker 2: Yeah they are, they know they're at forty five. It
Speaker 2: has not been part of my existence.
Speaker 5: Do you know where you've left them?
Speaker 2: No idea?
Speaker 6: Oh no, Christians, I know special sunnis as well. No,
Speaker 6: I know, well, mine's umbrellas. I absolutely burned through those
Speaker 6: everywhere I go because you never have them, No, and
Speaker 6: then you forget that you have it, and then you
Speaker 6: leave it on the market.
Speaker 1: Anything with merry sunglasses year you don't think it's part
Speaker 1: of your day to day? Yes, exactly, Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: what is your as a grown up? What is your nemesis?
Speaker 1: Give us a call? Thirteen fifty five twenty two. Christ
Speaker 1: You of my nemesis is a garage store in my
Speaker 1: apartment complex. Another one go up with the button and
Speaker 1: I sit there for five a second idiot, or I
Speaker 1: take the wrong turn trying to get out. It doesn't
Speaker 1: detect me, and I try have to back in and
Speaker 1: go again. Then I check my phone while I wait.
Speaker 1: It's so embarrassing, Christian, my nemesis track pants. Have to
Speaker 1: regularly buy them because I always get the rope stuck
Speaker 1: on the other side.
Speaker 2: Yeah. God, somebody invents something to stop it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some kind of handbrake the kicks in when you
Speaker 1: ran too much, a stopper, an emergency valve or something.
Speaker 2: Christ of my nemesis is folding watching. Oh, I'm with you.
Speaker 2: I do not get the physics behind it. I never will, Christian.
Speaker 1: I thought, turning forty I would have clocked this, but
Speaker 1: it remains undefeated me. You've made your nemesis in life.
Speaker 1: They're always there, some Ryan, Christian. I just talking about
Speaker 1: sunglasses in the UK. My daughter is on holiday traveling
Speaker 1: around the UK now for the first time. She's trying
Speaker 1: to buy some sunglasses. She can't find anyway. It's winter time.
Speaker 1: They're all put away until next year when we get
Speaker 1: a two day summer if we're lucky, she said, Christian.
Speaker 1: She's been vlogging about it on Instagram. She can't find
Speaker 1: any anywhere whereas there everywhere in Australia. You're right, servo
Speaker 1: stations chemist, Ye, but they needed here get away from you.
Speaker 2: She didn't.
Speaker 1: She didn't arrive in the country with him. You ain't
Speaker 1: finding sunglasses during the winter.
Speaker 3: In the UK The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 1: Monday Morning at dight, we do something called the Misheard Lyrics.
Speaker 1: You send them in, we pay them back if we agree.
Speaker 1: You'll hear this if we don't hear what you think
Speaker 1: you're hearing. And for the really great ones Hall of Fame,
Speaker 1: let's get into this week's Hall of Fame and others
Speaker 1: in the Misshod lyrics, it's just know the.
Speaker 2: Miss Herdman day. Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics, all right.
Speaker 1: Last week he called her famous on the miss her Lyrics.
Speaker 1: We had this from Stephen the other side, Jason Derrillo.
Speaker 1: If you walk down this road, we'll be lamous for sure.
Speaker 2: Paul had this one. What a wonderful world, bright, blessed
Speaker 2: days and the dogs say good night, right, blessed red
Speaker 2: dark sad night.
Speaker 1: All right, So brand new one. Stephen Wearing's got an
Speaker 1: R E M song man on the moon?
Speaker 2: Andy?
Speaker 1: Are you goofing on Elvis Hey baby? Or is it
Speaker 1: according to Stephen's ears? Andy, are you goofing on Elm Street?
Speaker 2: Baby? Any I hear that's Stephen? Well done?
Speaker 1: Mandy has been this in to Cusi quatro forty eight
Speaker 1: crash forty eight crash?
Speaker 2: What's more? Forty eight crash? Or is it Bonnie eight grass?
Speaker 2: Bonnie eight Grass? That's there?
Speaker 1: Yes, Maddy, thank you. Clayton's got this one, Clayton Sean,
Speaker 1: thank you for your entry train. Hey, sol sister, your
Speaker 1: lipstick stains stick?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 2: Actually does it stink?
Speaker 3: Live stick?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Zah still live stick.
Speaker 2: Clayton and I love that one. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Jess has been listening to a hero on Riqune Gladias.
Speaker 1: Would you tremble if I touched your lips?
Speaker 2: Would you tremble if I touched your lips?
Speaker 1: Or does the great heartthrob? Love a dribbler? My job
Speaker 1: is the really eat these out? Would you dribble? Would
Speaker 1: you dribble if I touched your lips? Very different, very
Speaker 1: different song?
Speaker 2: Would you tremor?
Speaker 8: Is it there?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Would you tremble?
Speaker 2: It's now a laughable song? Did this that one? You got? Man?
Speaker 2: Have them come on in? Jess Hall of Favor? Would
Speaker 2: you dribble?
Speaker 5: Would you tremble?
Speaker 2: If I touch? That's not my fare? Thank you? Quincy's
Speaker 2: got this sugar.
Speaker 1: We're going down for that boy, don't mind me I'm
Speaker 1: watching YouTube from the closet, watching.
Speaker 2: Scenario. What are you watching?
Speaker 5: They could be reading a book?
Speaker 2: Well what about this?
Speaker 1: Or is he saying, tell mommy, I'm watching YouTube from
Speaker 1: the closet.
Speaker 2: It's it's nicer, isn't it? You know an episode of
Speaker 2: Blue in there? What's a piece? And quiet? That is
Speaker 2: beat for me?
Speaker 1: What you said, Quincy, tell mommy, I'm watching YouTube from
Speaker 1: the closet for that boy.
Speaker 2: There's actually no doubt.
Speaker 1: I now can't hear the original line, don't mind me,
Speaker 1: I'm watching you two from the closet.
Speaker 2: It was gone brilliant one on Quincy great name as well.
Speaker 2: This came into the.
Speaker 1: Last ten minutes lega fantasy Mariah Carey, sweet sweet fantasy
Speaker 1: baby or we've all seen one of someone seen a
Speaker 1: menacing baby, a sweet sweet menacing baby.
Speaker 2: Baby and Derek? How can we be lovers? Michael Wolon?
Speaker 2: How can we be lover us if we can't even lovers?
Speaker 5: We can't?
Speaker 1: Or is it?
Speaker 2: How can we be lover us if we can't beat France?
Speaker 4: We can't?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's that it is again? How can we be
Speaker 2: lover us if we can't beat France?
Speaker 6: We can't?
Speaker 2: Who knew he was a soccer coach.
Speaker 1: He goes in there and give us a rival country
Speaker 1: a pep talk sings it to them.
Speaker 4: We can't.
Speaker 2: Brennant ones this week.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, very want to taste the time
Speaker 1: to email we and we always great.
Speaker 2: We get these twenty four hours a day. Thank you
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: Keeping the misshurder it's going its our longest running feature.
Speaker 1: Thanks to you guys. Thank you as always when you
Speaker 1: miss here them whatever they are, dribbling or not.
Speaker 5: Would you tremble.
Speaker 2: If I touch you? Leaps and trying to beat the French.
Speaker 6: We can't.
Speaker 1: Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Yesterday, I had to go to the most terrifying place
Speaker 1: on earth, the op shops. I had a hole, but
Speaker 1: no the ones around my way, Patsy, they are fearsome volunteers.
Speaker 1: I had a card boot, second one in the last
Speaker 1: seven days of stuff, and my wife had stitched me up.
Speaker 1: I just picked it all up. She said, can you
Speaker 1: take this to the talvos? There was just six badminton
Speaker 1: rackets a game. I've never known any of us play.
Speaker 2: I don't even know how we got sixyx mint condition
Speaker 2: badminton rackets, a game I've never played since he moved here.
Speaker 2: The kids haven't, and my wife has that. How have
Speaker 2: we got badminton rackets? Six of them?
Speaker 1: And there was just loads of other just a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff. A pair of mint condition crutches as well.
Speaker 1: The old timing there manning it. Eyes that are oh
Speaker 1: my god, catn it those about the customers. And then
Speaker 1: you know those big long sort of pasta jars. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we got so many, you have way too many. My
Speaker 1: wife hald just dumped a load of those and forgotten
Speaker 1: to empty them, so some chuck it in the bin.
Speaker 2: One of them has got loads of pastoring. One of
Speaker 2: them is filled up with flower that just opened up
Speaker 2: into the bin. And then then he goes, whoas flower?
Speaker 1: I was like a chemical agent, I agree, And I
Speaker 1: was just like goddamn wife, And they asked very stern.
Speaker 2: I was so nervous. I was approaching dropped from there, Patsy,
Speaker 2: How was your your day yesterday? What did you get
Speaker 2: up to?
Speaker 7: I was humiliated yesterday. I do have rather no stye
Speaker 7: on my eye.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we've all seen it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, excuse me anyway.
Speaker 2: I pink.
Speaker 7: Kite, so do not called it.
Speaker 2: I came asmall and they were like pink stin pants,
Speaker 2: stinky pants, Grow up, guys.
Speaker 4: I had to get some antibodic ointment at the chemist
Speaker 4: that the doctor had prescribed me. Anyway, I got it
Speaker 4: filled yesterday and the assistant came back, and I wasn't
Speaker 4: clear because the stye is kind of on the bottom
Speaker 4: lip but inside.
Speaker 7: I wasn't sure if I.
Speaker 4: Could actually like pull the eye down, put how to
Speaker 4: apply and basically, and so I said, oh, can I
Speaker 4: put this?
Speaker 7: Should I put this right around the eye? Where should
Speaker 7: I put it? It's not on the instructions.
Speaker 2: Anyway, you wouldn't put it right around the eye.
Speaker 7: But this is the thing because the stye is on
Speaker 7: the inch.
Speaker 2: Three inches under the eye.
Speaker 4: Down, so I can't fins apply it to the sky.
Speaker 4: But this is it because it's on the inside. So
Speaker 4: I wasn't clear exactly where to put it.
Speaker 2: Like it's all mean, I think you could.
Speaker 1: Take a random yess madam that it's going to be
Speaker 1: applied to the wound or thing. Anyway, So these tablets
Speaker 1: you get me, I swallowed them.
Speaker 4: No, they're annointment, they're annoytment. It's annointment, a little tube
Speaker 4: of ointment, and I didn't know how to use it,
Speaker 4: and the assistant thought that she would just like yell
Speaker 4: out across the pharmacy.
Speaker 2: Hey, David, Oh yeah, why do they do that?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, this woman with the big.
Speaker 5: Sty on her eye.
Speaker 7: I'm just standing here. I'm thinking, I'm standing here, everyone's
Speaker 7: looking at.
Speaker 2: Me, and you are a local celebrity there had But
Speaker 2: she's like, yeah.
Speaker 4: The woman with the start, Yeah, yeah, the stye on
Speaker 4: the yep, that big style.
Speaker 2: Old Lisa left di Lopez here.
Speaker 7: Where do you wanted to put it? Yeah, it's a
Speaker 7: big one.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 7: I'm thinking, oh my lord, seriously.
Speaker 2: We got any jousting sticks.
Speaker 3: Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning's to Christian O'Connell's show. All right, let's get
Speaker 2: it on today.
Speaker 1: Farming Songs is a time waster and shout out so
Speaker 1: all the hard working farmers. I mean that, actually that
Speaker 1: listen to the show. My brother in lawso dairy farmer,
Speaker 1: got eleven hundred cows, works twenty four seven virtually seven
Speaker 1: days a week. It is insane renumber Once on Christmas Day,
Speaker 1: we're just about to sit down to Christmas Day lunch,
Speaker 1: and then he gets a phone call and two hundred
Speaker 1: cows is broken out.
Speaker 2: Oh no, this was I like a normal thing. So
Speaker 2: I had to go and help him round up house. Sorry,
Speaker 2: get out of there.
Speaker 1: DJ slash Jerry farmer here bye, here by here my
Speaker 1: high No see.
Speaker 5: How'd you go get him back?
Speaker 2: Yeah, every single one of them. We never leave a
Speaker 2: freezer behind.
Speaker 5: You always say that.
Speaker 2: Yeah you got it, my friend. Oh yeah, all those
Speaker 2: heifers were back all right.
Speaker 1: Today we're looking for your farming songs. What are the
Speaker 1: farmers listening to?
Speaker 2: Hey bell Jude, No bronze solid, rolling in the sheep,
Speaker 2: silver bless Sir. Tina Turner was a very proud farmer. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 1: And if you won't look around there it was. It
Speaker 1: was spotless, that's right. She had a proud dairy Springsteen.
Speaker 1: He's got a barn, that's right, barn in the USA.
Speaker 1: Any good farmer, you know how the and a harvest
Speaker 1: you need that combine harvest. Since you combine gone, we're going.
Speaker 4: To go.
Speaker 2: Lucky to get any kind of metallic for that one.
Speaker 2: And this is plow we do it, plow, we do it.
Speaker 2: This is powe do it? You got it? All right? Rio?
Speaker 2: What have you got Hang on a minute, let me
Speaker 2: just play a farming song my brother law. It goes
Speaker 2: off when him and his farming.
Speaker 1: Makes crank up this band, No one has the Worsls,
Speaker 1: an actual band that's set out what set out on tour?
Speaker 2: Oh they always do two drunken farmers, the Worzels. This
Speaker 2: is their biggest hit. I've got a brand new combine harvest.
Speaker 2: If you're a farmer, you love this, get out of it.
Speaker 2: It's brilliant. I've got a brand new and Comelina Horiston
Speaker 2: and I'll give you the key. But irritating.
Speaker 1: No, it's not farmers are They're losing it right now
Speaker 1: so they're doing a moss bit. They're pitchforks, Bria, What
Speaker 1: have you got farming songs? Your bloody city slicker? Come on,
Speaker 1: stiff neck, purple maize?
Speaker 2: What can you judge me? Do you judge it out?
Speaker 2: Purple maize is rubbish? You judge me in the trough?
Speaker 5: Yeah, manure in the mirror. And finally, already are you
Speaker 5: are tying it?
Speaker 2: Stumps? You want a hoe?
Speaker 11: Now?
Speaker 2: That's that is good? Well done? Okay, gold for that.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell shot Podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Time. Where are they farmer songs? You
Speaker 1: ready to mark?
Speaker 5: I'm ready?
Speaker 1: Crops of Jupiter silver. That's very good, actually well done
Speaker 1: from Jess. Also we've got crop the pilots. I like
Speaker 1: that plowbers are dinging plow to make gravy silver. That's
Speaker 1: not the end of the plower ones. I want to
Speaker 1: plow the queens. I love a long way to the crop. Yes, crop,
Speaker 1: Suey sister for the down wheat built this city silver
Speaker 1: plus Michael Bolton, How can I milk your odders if.
Speaker 2: We can't be friends?
Speaker 1: A good lane? Look at yourself, Hell's belles but naming
Speaker 1: on the grain Milli Vanilli Bohemian rhaps with dairy a
Speaker 1: sheep sharing singing barn.
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