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Speaker 1: Podcasting. Now, a man broke up with a woman because

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Speaker 1: she didn't like his curry? Right, yeah, yeah, And I

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Speaker 1: just thought it was quite funny to myself that if

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Speaker 1: I had a set it the other way, reckon, I

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Speaker 1: would have made a few people sweat. A woman broke

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Speaker 1: up with a man because he didn't like her curry.

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Speaker 1: I mean there's a moment there halfway through a curry

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Speaker 1: where you're like, it's right, there isn't It's on the

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Speaker 1: line of many yeah, carry on. Look, so, yeah, guy

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Speaker 1: breaks up with a woman because she didn't like his curry?

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Speaker 2: What's the deal with the carry? Well, what's wrong with

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Speaker 2: the curry?

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Speaker 1: Well, to be honest, I don't know, and I actually

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Speaker 1: don't care. I mean, like the other thing we're pulling down,

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Speaker 1: the curtain is off, and I just read the headline

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Speaker 1: and go great, I can probably talk about that. I

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Speaker 1: don't actually read the story enough. So fair enough, A

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Speaker 1: lot of people would say, touchy bloke, gee's a bit touchy, mate.

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Speaker 3: It's just your food who cares very sensitive about Yeah,

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Speaker 3: unless he's like a you know, the owner of the

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Speaker 3: curry hut which is around the corner from me.

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Speaker 2: You know, if he's known for.

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Speaker 3: His curry, like he held all his pride with his

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Speaker 3: curry ability and his partner doesn't like his curry.

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Speaker 2: That's probably issues, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I appreciate as all I know. I appreciate

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Speaker 1: the tangent man.

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Speaker 3: Ronald McDonald's wife saying I don't like macas Ronald's going, well,

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Speaker 3: piss off.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Colonel Sanders's wife or husband. So I don't know

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Speaker 2: if he's.

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Speaker 1: He's part of their identity. I care what he's saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can take the point. Thanks, man, Stop talking.

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Speaker 2: Buddy, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's where a right.

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Speaker 1: What I'd like to get What I'd like to get

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Speaker 1: down to is the principal around For him to know

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Speaker 1: that she doesn't like his curry, she must have told

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Speaker 1: him that she doesn't like it. Yeah, okay, this is

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Speaker 1: where I'm at. I don't think it comes down to

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Speaker 1: whether the curry is good or not. For me, it's

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Speaker 1: just if I put myself in the woman's shoes here.

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Speaker 1: If someone has cooked to me food, particularly if I've

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Speaker 1: just got home from work, right, they've put time into it.

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Speaker 1: They clearly put time into it, and they've then asked me,

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Speaker 1: what do you think about that? I don't know in

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Speaker 1: what universe. I then consciously say to them, I don't

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Speaker 1: rate this, Like that's the that's the one point in

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Speaker 1: your life where you you just you lie, like you lie,

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Speaker 1: you lie, you lie, you lie, you eat the whole thing,

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Speaker 1: just one hundred percent. And actually that's quite a good topic.

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Speaker 1: I was going to do another topic, but I like

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Speaker 1: that topic.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what I do.

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Speaker 1: Where in the world should you always tell a white lie?

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Speaker 2: Ah? Yeah, okay, sure?

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Speaker 1: At what point do you always have to lie to

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Speaker 1: a person?

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Speaker 2: I think when your partner says, how much did you

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Speaker 2: pay for that?

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Speaker 3: Should always go with unders because they're always like, I

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Speaker 3: know you've paid a lot of money for that.

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Speaker 2: I always lie there.

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Speaker 1: One hundred percent. Yeah, that's another place that you'd lie. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but then you'd probably get found out in the future.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know you did with that the future.

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Speaker 2: That's future. What is his problem? You know?

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Speaker 1: What about the situation where someone says to you you

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Speaker 1: need to go to the toilet, and you're like, I

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Speaker 1: need to go to the toilet and they say to you,

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Speaker 1: you know when you're a kid, when you're at school,

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Speaker 1: I you go to toilet, miss and she goes at

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Speaker 1: ones or twos. You always say ones there. Well, you

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Speaker 1: never turn around to the class and go, yeah, I'm

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Speaker 1: going after the toos. I'm going after I was.

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Speaker 3: A proud toosy go they called me toosi in you too,

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Speaker 3: ironically enough.

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Speaker 1: After you hooked up with someone and they say was

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Speaker 1: that good for you?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you gotta lie.

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Speaker 1: That is a one hundred percent lie situation, definitely. So

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Speaker 1: let's take calls on that right now. What is a

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Speaker 1: situation where you one hundred percent always have to lie?

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Speaker 3: What if your partner says to you, what do you

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Speaker 3: think of this new outfit?

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Speaker 2: You're lying there or you're telling the truth.

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Speaker 1: That's tough. That's tough because.

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Speaker 3: The problem the problem with that is if you lie

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Speaker 3: and then they go out in public and get torched

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Speaker 3: for wearing something.

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Speaker 1: They come home and they're like, you should have told

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Speaker 1: me that, I look like an idiot in that. See,

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Speaker 1: I reckon, that's fringe for me. I reckon, Like, if

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Speaker 1: they look like it, if they look a bit silly,

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Speaker 1: like if it look for whatever reason, it looks a

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Speaker 1: bit silly, I think you have to flag that. But

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Speaker 1: I think it's on the line. Just no one's going

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Speaker 1: to comment on that one. You look amazing.

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Speaker 2: What if it made sense to you to disco? You

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Speaker 2: know what? Asked me up there?

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Speaker 1: Fair enough? Wow? Right now we are talking must lie situations.

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Speaker 1: It's coming after Christmas words. Yeah, whatever your KK gets

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Speaker 1: you at the extended family lunch, Like if it's your

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Speaker 1: auntie and you haven't seen her for seven months, you

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Speaker 1: have to tell you like the present, of.

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Speaker 2: Course, you do a song and dance about it.

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Speaker 1: There's just no world where you're not absolutely chuffed. Say

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Speaker 1: about those brand new bamboo salad tosses.

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Speaker 2: They will go perfectly perfectly.

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Speaker 1: We bought a bamboo bowl recently, didn't we any God?

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Speaker 2: These things?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, who which thirty year old guy

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Speaker 1: wouldn't want salad tosses for Christmas?

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Speaker 2: But right next to the lava lap you got me

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Speaker 2: last year? You love it.

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Speaker 1: Ros we're doing you must lie situations. What you got, buddy?

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Speaker 4: When your wife or your girlfriend walks out of the

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Speaker 4: walk in cupboard with a new pair of pants and

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Speaker 4: goes but bigginess, of course you're gonna say no.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a muslight situation. Rice. Also like a walk

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Speaker 1: in cupboard, which the smaller version of a walking rode.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hard to get into it and out of but

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Speaker 3: all the world while what about want a security guard

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Speaker 3: will says, how many beers have you had?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, Well no, I think you'll be honest.

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Speaker 1: There would very true.

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Speaker 2: That's a true question. That's true question.

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Speaker 3: Let's got to Renee thirte, Renee, what's a must line situation.

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Speaker 3: I hope he's not listening.

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Speaker 1: But my husband when he goes to a new father

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Speaker 1: and he spent fifty dollars on getting his face trinmed

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Speaker 1: in his hair done.

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Speaker 3: And he comes down and says to me, how does

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Speaker 3: it look? Fade, I'm like, oh, I love it.

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Speaker 4: Wow, Suck it up, Renee, because I went to a

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Speaker 4: barber recently and no one noticed, and it heard.

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Speaker 1: It hurt a lot. As a bad man. That's all

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Speaker 1: you can do is get your beard trimmed, and you

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Speaker 1: think it's the world and it heard.

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Speaker 2: I commented on it, and then you got angry at me.

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Speaker 1: No, I had to point it out to you. No,

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Speaker 1: I told you I was going to the barber that morning.

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Speaker 1: I was. I wasn't going to the bar for a

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Speaker 1: beard shaping. I came in. You made far too much

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Speaker 1: of a song. And dance, and then when I walked

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Speaker 1: into any other room, you're like, oh jeez, guys, you

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Speaker 1: notice anything different about Will? It was just shogging. It

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Speaker 1: was shogging down, Harry. We're talking must lie situations. What's

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Speaker 1: your gut? The one is when you Golliday and your

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Speaker 1: missus has packed your bag and the bird behind the

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Speaker 1: counter asked you if you packed it yourself? You always lie? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so true about being at the airport. Sorry, Harry, your

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Speaker 1: line cut out at a critical point there when you're

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Speaker 1: at the airport and they say did you pack your

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Speaker 1: bag yourself? Did you pack your bag yourself? So you

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Speaker 1: have to lie even though you know your missus has

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Speaker 1: packed it and yeah, you have to say yeah, of

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Speaker 1: course it did. Yeah, yeah, of course you did. You

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Speaker 1: You're sorry your missus packs your bag when you go traveling.

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Speaker 2: Harry, Only if I take it with me, fair trade off.

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Speaker 1: You sound like a shocking partner if I'm being honest

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Speaker 1: across the board there, I mean, awful guy.

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Speaker 3: What about well, when someone says to you goes dowry.

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Speaker 3: What about when someone says to you, you know, when

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Speaker 3: the mate shows you his new baby or her new baby,

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Speaker 3: what do you think of the baby.

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Speaker 1: Oh honey, per yeah, yeah, and you go, geez hey,

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Speaker 1: this is hilarious. Zoey, Zoey, what he stole the line,

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Speaker 1: hasn't he? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: He sure bad, Zoe, But I wasn't true. Obviously very true.

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Speaker 2: Do you have an ugly baby, Zoe?

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Speaker 1: No? No, definitely not, but definitely sometimes I've seen a

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Speaker 1: mate and I'm like, oh, they're so cute, but they

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Speaker 1: actually look like a potato. Obviously you have to lie there.

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Speaker 2: Let's we just heard from Zoe. How about this one?

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Speaker 2: See what you're hearing?

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