WEBVTT - #63: Kink Class

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a

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<v Speaker 2>trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.

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<v Speaker 1>Some things make more sense than others. Bring pikes, nurseries,

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<v Speaker 1>we nurcary pikes, p y k e.

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<v Speaker 3>S Hey why I hey as in kill hey why.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults wood,

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<v Speaker 1>Why is life so expensive?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not even having a good time.

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<v Speaker 5>This is is just.

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<v Speaker 4>A couple of mitches.

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<v Speaker 1>What about me? Don't forget No, he is maturely and

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<v Speaker 1>yes we are, We're by, We're back.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm back too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it was a vital part of the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, grounds excuse me?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you forgetting the change of job title?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh fuck yeah pride keeper Jenna. Oh and people are

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<v Speaker 1>loving your new role over on the front and the things.

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<v Speaker 1>Prize keeper got, my prize, got my pride.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're actually receiving their prizes. Unbelievable, Like she's.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually doing a job. Hi, guys, I'm feeling sy. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very I'm just Lucy goosey. I'm film very relaxed.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah I saw you having a gay old time up

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<v Speaker 4>in Queensland. On Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we'll keep it ambiguous. I was having a nice

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<v Speaker 1>relaxing time with my partner and I loved it and

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<v Speaker 1>had a great time.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, so when you were sharing a bed with your

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<v Speaker 4>gay boyfriend, well, where were your name?

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<v Speaker 1>They? We had a great time. We had so much fun,

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<v Speaker 1>Like we did all the theme parks like it was classic,

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<v Speaker 1>like gold know.

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<v Speaker 4>I noticed that. I was like, are they something that

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<v Speaker 4>you do when you're adults and you don't have kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Oh that's exactly what we said. We go, we

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<v Speaker 1>are we are going to be screwed and we have kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Because the screaming and the yelling and the food consumption,

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<v Speaker 1>that won't change much, but the amount of attention you

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<v Speaker 1>need to give kids that a theme park is through

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<v Speaker 1>the roof and Hayden and I would just run through

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<v Speaker 1>the lines, were doing fast Pass. It was great. Dream World,

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<v Speaker 1>Movie World, See World. My feeling very relax You're, on

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<v Speaker 1>the other hand, very tense. You've got a wheat bag

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<v Speaker 1>on your look.

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<v Speaker 4>I was feeling rested after our Easter break, but oh,

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<v Speaker 4>I really have myself to blame. Only I kind of

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<v Speaker 4>undid all the rest. Over the weekend, I went clubbing

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<v Speaker 4>two nights in a row? Clubbing two nights in a row. No,

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<v Speaker 4>I just don't know what I was thinking. I got

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<v Speaker 4>a bit excited because you know, all the gay clubs

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<v Speaker 4>are starting to reopen, and see me, the dancing bands lifted,

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<v Speaker 4>and so you never know when we're going to be

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<v Speaker 4>shut down again. So I'm just going to make the

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<v Speaker 4>most of it. And now I'm still I'm still recovering.

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<v Speaker 1>Two nights in a row? Was there someone there? Was there?

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody had your eye on, someone that you had your

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<v Speaker 1>eye on.

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<v Speaker 4>No, found them when I got there, right nights?

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<v Speaker 1>Really the same person? No, good for you. Listen to

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<v Speaker 1>the show. You've had that before. People who have their

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<v Speaker 1>tongue down your throat and they pull it out to say, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>left a.

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<v Speaker 4>Review one of them did. One of them had no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Who I was. That's always nice. Yeah, oh good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to have a panandole and relax.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm fine.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm feeling good for episode sixty three.

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<v Speaker 1>It's great to be here. What are we doing today?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh well, there's going to be a lot more sex

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<v Speaker 4>talk coming up later. So you remember last week we

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<v Speaker 4>were talking to my housemate about that guy he hooked

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<v Speaker 4>up with who wanted to be wanted to be pleasured

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<v Speaker 4>using like vegetables and stuff the fruit like, yes, And

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<v Speaker 4>I'd never heard of this kink, and I wanted to

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<v Speaker 4>know what other interesting and you know, a little out

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<v Speaker 4>of the ordinary kinks are out there, and I've gotten

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of people writing in, so I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>be doing kink class later.

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<v Speaker 1>I was, do you have to do them on the

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<v Speaker 1>table here?

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<v Speaker 4>No, you don't have to attempt them. You should see

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<v Speaker 4>my Google history.

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<v Speaker 1>Though you didn't do it on the work WiFi, did you?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah I did. Actually I had to google all of them,

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<v Speaker 4>so yeah, wow, shat yourself in.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll strap it on and that coming up later.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's your first time listening, high thank you. This

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<v Speaker 1>is it just me, brought you by a red Rooster.

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<v Speaker 1>Try the new crunchy fried Chicken today. Let's kick it

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<v Speaker 1>off the same way we do each week with two.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate

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<v Speaker 1>or appreciate. Mine is like, I'm feeling refreshed, I'm feeling relaxed,

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<v Speaker 1>I feel.

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<v Speaker 4>Little actually yeah, yeah, I noticed that.

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<v Speaker 1>I got some sun I went swimming for the first time,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think ten years.

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<v Speaker 4>Ten years.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I did the math in the ocean ten years rubbish.

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<v Speaker 1>I swear to you, like, let's go swimming. I'm like, awesome,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll sit by the sand and watch. She's like, why

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<v Speaker 1>would you do that? It's quite out like the beach.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like why, Like, what an't I taking my top off?

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<v Speaker 1>I get very self, Conner, did you take your to

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<v Speaker 1>I took the top off and bolted. You know, I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 5>We had our rush shirts.

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<v Speaker 1>We went to Rick Curl to search and they didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have the sizing. We actually we have a tactic when

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<v Speaker 1>I go in the pool swim because I did swim

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<v Speaker 1>with my shirt on a one day. I'm like, this

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<v Speaker 1>is fucked. I feel like an absolute.

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<v Speaker 4>Nob just a normal shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like a black to drag like polls you like

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<v Speaker 1>you swim? Yeah, it's not safe. So then we worked

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<v Speaker 1>it out. We'd go in the pool and then Hayden

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<v Speaker 1>will get out first and then come to the edge

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<v Speaker 1>and stand there with a towel like a toddler. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I'd stand up into the tower and then I

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<v Speaker 1>would roll into it like.

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<v Speaker 4>A little little piece of sushi, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Little piece of sushi or a butterfly and a cocoon,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I would go and sulk at the chair.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have room service yet. That was our routine.

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<v Speaker 1>More to talk about. Apparently my agem's holiday themed, so

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<v Speaker 1>good day, I might get off my chest first mine

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<v Speaker 1>kind of?

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<v Speaker 4>Is I suppose?

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Something I got up to over the break anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Everywhere? All right, I'll go first, let's jump in. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it just me? Do you still feel the need to

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<v Speaker 1>get friends and family at present after every holiday?

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<v Speaker 4>M yeah, if it's a big one, yes, Like if

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<v Speaker 4>it's overseas.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's the distinction that I discuss this with Hayden.

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<v Speaker 1>Every holiday my family would go on growing up that

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<v Speaker 1>can't home with their suitcase and we'd either pick them

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<v Speaker 1>up from the airport or Dad would roll in through

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<v Speaker 1>the front door and we'd all sit down and we go, you.

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<v Speaker 6>Got his presence?

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<v Speaker 1>Why did you get us?

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<v Speaker 7>Why did you get us?

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<v Speaker 1>Buy a present? And it's drilled into me this day.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time I'm at the airport, I'm like, fuck, did

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<v Speaker 1>I get the presents? I went to Queensland for five nights.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to get well, I'm gonna get the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>story bridge fridge magnet to give to my mom.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not somewhere you'd usually go souvenir shopping, but like,

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<v Speaker 4>because it's been so long since we've been able to travel,

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<v Speaker 4>it's like, guys, I want to rub it in. I've

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<v Speaker 4>been out of the state.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, And that's how I felt. Even at like the

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<v Speaker 1>SeaWorld gift shop, I'm like, hey, no one need a

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<v Speaker 1>suff powl of bear plushy, but we don't. But I

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<v Speaker 1>just felt the need to buy it for someone.

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<v Speaker 4>Does it ever feel like you're rubbing it in that

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<v Speaker 4>you've been there and they haven't.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Like I remember Jenna coming back from a London trip.

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<v Speaker 4>This is well before we went overseas together, and she

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<v Speaker 4>gave me London Union Jack pajamas and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>leave me nothing to me. I haven't been.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I wasn't there.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I was so excited. I gave everyone gifts from London.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, everything you'd be a gift giver. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you really. I remember my dad came back from from

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<v Speaker 1>where's the Pope lived the Vatican City and gave me

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<v Speaker 1>a jar of holy water. You're gonna kill your son.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't know at that point of my predicament my

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<v Speaker 1>life choices. But he gave me a jar of hollywater.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't have the connection to the Vatican Dad.

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<v Speaker 4>Did he personally bless each and every bottle, every jar?

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<v Speaker 4>I highly doubt that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it was a little bit of Mount

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<v Speaker 1>Frankie jar bottle that they were selling on the street. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>continuing that trend, I just couldn't resist, and I bought

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<v Speaker 1>you guys presents.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Carefully chosen.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually saw this. I'll do Jeni's first. I saw

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<v Speaker 1>something that I wanted to get you. Jenna at dream

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<v Speaker 1>World have like a little Harry Potter store, like full

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<v Speaker 1>of Harry Potter paraphernalia. And I don't know if you've

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<v Speaker 1>ever seen the film, but these cheli beans looked absolutely lovely,

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<v Speaker 1>and I got you some rare gold coast jelibans.

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<v Speaker 4>The hell, Okay, that's cool, that's not rubbing in that.

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<v Speaker 4>You've been something.

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 5>I love that. Yeah, Donut Shop, the donut flavored.

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<v Speaker 1>Ji McGonagall gave these two lots and puff in episode.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think I think she's having you on there.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not Birdie bots. Every flavor beans.

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<v Speaker 5>So good, and I love that it's made him manly.

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<v Speaker 4>If it's done a full one eighty like a little boomerang,

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<v Speaker 4>hasn't it?

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<v Speaker 1>I love it Manly from Sydney's North. Yeah, yeah, Now

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<v Speaker 1>this is for you. I don't know if you can

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<v Speaker 1>even discuss this on the show or if we can

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<v Speaker 1>talk about it legally. You've got a box at your house.

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<v Speaker 1>Have we discussed the Delta box on the show?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell? I think you'll love it dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>When I went through my oh wow, okay, yeah, when

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<v Speaker 4>I went through my stoner phase in twenty seventeen, I

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<v Speaker 4>used to disguise my little stash of green plants in

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<v Speaker 4>a Delta Goodrum Perkin box. As I'm unwrapping up, I

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<v Speaker 4>recognize this. This is my first little pipe that I

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<v Speaker 4>used to smoke out of. It was shattered. Oh it's

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<v Speaker 4>a little darling, isn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It a little old elephant?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a glass elephant smoke weed anymore?

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that, did you know?

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<v Speaker 4>It looks like a cute ornament.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, that is cute.

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<v Speaker 1>You can put tobacco on it.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't smoke tobacco.

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<v Speaker 1>To smoke something.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, that kind of ties into what my age is

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<v Speaker 4>to be honest? Oh yeah, should I just give it

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<v Speaker 4>to you?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>You say thank you for the gift.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, very sentimental, little glass elephant.

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<v Speaker 1>It is it just me?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you choose to believe that there are no health

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<v Speaker 4>risks associated with vapes and you won't hear anything to

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<v Speaker 4>the contrary?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh what, you haven't started? You?

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<v Speaker 4>Well? Maybe? Oh look, I mentioned that all the clubs

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<v Speaker 4>are reopening in Sydney. I was I need to go

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<v Speaker 4>out clubbing over the Easter break. And I'm not a smoker.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't smoke cigarettes. However, I am self aware enough

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<v Speaker 4>to know that if I'm quite drunk and someone opposed

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<v Speaker 4>me one, I'll be like sure, yeah, And it happens

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<v Speaker 4>more often than not. And I always forget how gross

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<v Speaker 4>you feel the next day after a cigarette. My hair

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<v Speaker 4>reafs fingers, yes, no matter how much you scrub them,

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<v Speaker 4>it's ridiculous. So I was knowing that I was going out,

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<v Speaker 4>and I was like, I really don't want to smoke

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<v Speaker 4>cigarettes tonight, but I don't trust myself. So one of

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<v Speaker 4>my friends was like, why don't you get a vape?

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, okay, cool, I got it. And

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<v Speaker 4>now I'm smoking more than I ever did. I used

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<v Speaker 4>to never smoke cigarettes during daylight or when I was sober,

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<v Speaker 4>but now you should see me. I'm just in my bed.

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<v Speaker 4>What do Netflix happened to, babe?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you know they are so bad for you.

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<v Speaker 5>They're lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>They're really it's like electric battery assets.

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<v Speaker 4>They're basically fruit. They're peach flaff.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh were you on the bloody peachering trend? I've got

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<v Speaker 1>strawberry bod gem gem donut.

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<v Speaker 4>Some one I've got right here is lemonade. Actually, no,

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<v Speaker 4>he brought it.

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<v Speaker 9>In with him.

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<v Speaker 4>You look like a freak.

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<v Speaker 1>You look like one of those who are the people

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<v Speaker 1>that fly in the tartarses And they've got the little

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<v Speaker 1>letter box that they hoovey and with the green little

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<v Speaker 1>tartar's button.

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<v Speaker 4>It's weird, but I don't think do I know?

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<v Speaker 1>Can you google some of the dangers of smoking?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm curious actually, because it could really kill you.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, it is kind of ironic that I believe

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<v Speaker 4>they're designed for people who were existing cigarette addicts, you like,

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<v Speaker 4>smoked every day of their life, which is not me.

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<v Speaker 4>I can go months without smoking, and I don't crave it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's only on nights out that I'm like dah as well,

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<v Speaker 4>and so I thought this would be a better alternative.

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<v Speaker 1>But now it's how do you? How do you hold it?

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<v Speaker 1>Show me what's your technique? Oh? Holding it like it's

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<v Speaker 1>a USB is about to stick into a computer.

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<v Speaker 5>It's sliding up.

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<v Speaker 1>Lights of the bottom, a lot of let me smell

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta save.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I've I've got wait. I found this Okay. So yes,

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<v Speaker 5>vaping is less harmful than smoking cigarettes, but that doesn't

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<v Speaker 5>mean they're not harm free. Some brands contain chemicals, including

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<v Speaker 5>for madeliteehyde yeah, often used in building materials, and another

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<v Speaker 5>ingredient used in anti freeze that can cause cancer. Flavors

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<v Speaker 5>also raise red flags. Hear this according to Professor Simon

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<v Speaker 5>Chapman from his Sydney years.

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<v Speaker 1>I live Sydney, UNI. We get coffee at the.

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<v Speaker 5>Local estimated that there's eight thousand flavorings available right, but.

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<v Speaker 4>None is tasty.

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<v Speaker 1>Children love it.

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<v Speaker 5>But none of them have been approved for inhalation as vapor,

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<v Speaker 5>only for ingestion as food flavoring. So the bottom line

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<v Speaker 5>is there is currently no long term data because they're

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<v Speaker 5>relatively new, so we don't we don't really know the

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<v Speaker 5>effects of vaping.

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<v Speaker 4>I could just be one of those ninety year olds

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<v Speaker 4>that are still smoking cigarettes and their justification is we

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<v Speaker 4>didn't know the risks when I was young. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 4>everybody who.

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<v Speaker 5>Says that, oh, I know Auntie blah blah, she's one

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<v Speaker 5>hundred and three and smoked every day, then they die

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<v Speaker 5>of lung cancer.

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<v Speaker 4>That's true, don't I obviously don't recommend people take them up.

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<v Speaker 4>But yes, I have been turning quite a blind eye.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm very annoyed that you brought this up dinner.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not good.

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<v Speaker 4>It's only been two weeks that I've been vafing and

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<v Speaker 4>I have Yeah, Like I said, I've been turning a

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<v Speaker 4>blind eye to it because I actually did either of

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<v Speaker 4>you watch Did either of you watch Demi Levado's four

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<v Speaker 4>part YouTube documentary yet? So there's this part where she's

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<v Speaker 4>talking about how she's California sober, oh, which means she's

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<v Speaker 4>not completely drug and alcohol free like she used to be.

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<v Speaker 4>She was sober for like six years and then obviously

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<v Speaker 4>relapsed and had an overdose of heroin. Heroin and so

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<v Speaker 4>California sober means that she's pretty much sober except she

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<v Speaker 4>still smokes wheat, and her justification is guys, at least

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<v Speaker 4>it's not going to kill me like heroin, And I

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<v Speaker 4>think those are just beautiful words to live by. I

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<v Speaker 4>could be doing here, could be worse.

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<v Speaker 5>That's lot and you know most of them. Most of vapes, right,

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<v Speaker 5>contain nicotine, which is obviously addicted. So when you stop

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<v Speaker 5>using it, you can go into withdrawal. And that's my major.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's going to make him irritable, keep vapor because

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<v Speaker 1>we'll get calm, beach.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even know if it makes me calm. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't even know what I'm enjoying about it. It's not good.

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<v Speaker 4>I noticed I've been drinking less since I've started baking,

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<v Speaker 4>so I'm like, maybe I just need some sort of need.

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<v Speaker 4>I need my poison.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's coughing up blood in the morning, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>drinking poor you're listening to is it just me? A

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<v Speaker 1>podcast by a couple of branches?

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<v Speaker 5>You can't?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, my goodness, me, I see if you're paying attention.

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<v Speaker 1>There was My heart was about to stop that.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyways, people do as I say, not as I do.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't take up.

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<v Speaker 1>Vaping if you're not already, don't kid's listening to this

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<v Speaker 1>because we have a massive audience in the three to

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<v Speaker 1>four age demographic.

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<v Speaker 4>I did. I did tell myself that I wouldn't buy

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<v Speaker 4>any more after this, because I bought three and this

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<v Speaker 4>is the third one.

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<v Speaker 1>So, oh, is it one of those ones that you

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<v Speaker 1>can plug in with your iPhone every night?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I don't actually know how it works.

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<v Speaker 1>My sister went through a phase where you had to

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<v Speaker 1>plug it in every night. I don't even think about

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<v Speaker 1>that charge.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like an iPod.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just like an iPod exactly and what they went

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<v Speaker 1>out of phase and ended up killing.

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<v Speaker 4>So it never occurred to me that there's some sort

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<v Speaker 4>of surge of power going through there. I've aap been

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<v Speaker 4>in the bath.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, this is an extra layer of dagger.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'm like, Jenna, Mitch isn't here to record

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast, and we go to your beautiful apartment to

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<v Speaker 1>get you, and Isabella's at the door scratching her do that.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what she thinks goes down in the bathing.

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<v Speaker 4>She freaked out every time the door's closed.

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<v Speaker 1>And oh, maybe she's using her cat senses to say,

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<v Speaker 1>do not short circuit yourself. Yes, I'll stop imagine if

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<v Speaker 1>he died in the bath with a vanilla vape.

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<v Speaker 5>No, and it's just lying there next to his lifeless body.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitchell, don't do that to your friend, Please, don't. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you can leave us a review five stars, please, that'd

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<v Speaker 1>be great. Let's do some Red Rooster reviews. We read

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<v Speaker 1>them out and we send you out some Red Rooster,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe some merch. We hook you up. I go to

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<v Speaker 1>do some a little bit different everyone. Maybe I might.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a live review. This happened on the fly.

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<v Speaker 1>This was an in person review.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh oh, I love that counts.

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<v Speaker 1>That doesn't count.

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<v Speaker 4>That doesn't help us on the chart.

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<v Speaker 1>It does, it does because she didn't leave a review

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<v Speaker 1>and she said, you didn't read it out because I

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<v Speaker 1>was one of the os and I couldn't scroll back.

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<v Speaker 1>This is hello Little Red Holly. She's a makeup artist.

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<v Speaker 1>She's absolutely stunning. I was shopping a Pacific Fare in

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<v Speaker 1>the Gold Coast a couple of days ago. Bummed in

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<v Speaker 1>to me, excuse me, massive fan of the podcast. I

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<v Speaker 1>adore it. I love you in the Gold Coast in

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<v Speaker 1>the Gold Coast, and she said, my review is it's

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<v Speaker 1>the best podcast ever. She listens to it to and

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<v Speaker 1>from driving to work and she loves it.

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<v Speaker 4>There you go. Okay, Well, Red Rooster's coming your way.

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<v Speaker 1>DM Price.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you have the details or anything?

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<v Speaker 1>She'll DM you.

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<v Speaker 4>You'll have to check ad a couple of mitches on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 4>We can claim your pride.

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<v Speaker 1>I've done all my heavy lifting to you can't leave

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<v Speaker 1>a review. Also on the podcast Apple Podcasts at five stars,

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<v Speaker 1>please we have luky m nineteen eighty four, great year.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want ah which for the life of me,

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<v Speaker 1>Red cour Oh my god, Wow, Well he wants read

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<v Speaker 1>Rooster and he's getting it.

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<v Speaker 5>He's getting it.

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<v Speaker 1>I religiously listened to you a lot every Monday, and

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had Red Rooster time to change. I politely requested,

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<v Speaker 1>in between orgy talk and sacred hymns you read my review.

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<v Speaker 4>Jeers Queers Done, luky Yay.

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<v Speaker 1>Act that we are now heading in about to do

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of sexy talk.

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<v Speaker 4>Luke brace yourself for kink class. So if you missed

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<v Speaker 4>our most recent episode, we were hearing about a fruit

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<v Speaker 4>fucking fetish that apparently exists. Yes, my housemate actually came

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<v Speaker 4>on the show. I hate to think what else goes

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<v Speaker 4>on in the next door bedroom in my apartment. But

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<v Speaker 4>if you missed it, this is what Jordan said.

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<v Speaker 10>I have involved food once in a threesome a few

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<v Speaker 10>years ago. One guy who I've been with a few times,

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<v Speaker 10>he messaged me and he was like, my new kink

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<v Speaker 10>is to be fucked with food. And I'm like what.

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<v Speaker 10>He's like, do you want to come over? And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 10>I mean sure, He's like cool. Can you go to

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<v Speaker 10>Cole's beforehand?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you want an obergene cucumber.

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<v Speaker 10>Aubergine, Yes, cucumber. Yes, we're basically making a salad inside

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<v Speaker 10>his asshole.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, please tell me you didn't put those things back

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<v Speaker 4>in the fridge to go.

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<v Speaker 7>No.

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<v Speaker 10>No, no, most of them actually most of them actually

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<v Speaker 10>got peels and I cooked them into a soup for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh are you serious?

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<v Speaker 10>I am dead serious.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, So reminder, we don't kink shame in this house.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 4>No, but I did ask our listeners to send you

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<v Speaker 4>any other out of the ordinary kinks that we might

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<v Speaker 4>not have heard of that they've either been involved with

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<v Speaker 4>or been asked to be involved with. Interesting, And oh

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<v Speaker 4>my god, we've all got some learning to do. I

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<v Speaker 4>hadn't heard a half of these doing the research, So

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<v Speaker 4>first up. This one comes from Jewels by Jewels. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you have to play.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how it workss Hi, my.

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<v Speaker 11>Name's Jules and I am from Melbourne. I'm an emergency nurse.

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<v Speaker 11>I had a guy come in with the ambulance with

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<v Speaker 11>a chopstick in his piss hole. There was a blanket

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<v Speaker 11>over his lap, tented for which I pulled off his

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<v Speaker 11>lap and see this timber chopstick sticking straight through his dick.

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<v Speaker 11>And I basically, in a professional, say a professional way,

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<v Speaker 11>rather asked why the fuck did you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>And in his really bogany.

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<v Speaker 11>Dodgy way, was like, oh, look, I just get off

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<v Speaker 11>on this shit, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 11>I was very perplexed at his response. However, you are

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<v Speaker 11>your own rainbow. Have a great day, guys, Thanks very

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<v Speaker 11>much for your podcast and keep up the amazing work.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you Jewels. Well, that one was really quite shocking

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<v Speaker 4>for contraceptive diaphragm Sam. He got out of chairs too much,

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<v Speaker 4>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 12>No, no, no, no, I'm just thinking about the splinters, like

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<v Speaker 12>you get the cheap ones and delivery.

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<v Speaker 3>They've got a tiny bit off.

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<v Speaker 4>It's yeah, that's that's where he went wrong, because he

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<v Speaker 4>used a wooden chopstick. But this is what he was

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<v Speaker 4>trying to achieve with what's called urethrul. Sounding people are

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<v Speaker 4>into it because the urethra passes by very sensitive nerve

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<v Speaker 4>areas that can feel nice. Women can be into this too,

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<v Speaker 4>but for men, if a sounding toy goes deep enough,

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<v Speaker 4>it can simulate the prostate. But obviously you don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to use something that's going to get caught.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, of course, wooden chopstick sushi.

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<v Speaker 4>Goes We don't recommend that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, thanks Juels.

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<v Speaker 4>This next one that comes from Kela.

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<v Speaker 13>It's kel from Dubbo. So one time I was jerking

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<v Speaker 13>mcgirkin and there was like a kind of intense but

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<v Speaker 13>kind of good burn on my pecker. And then I

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<v Speaker 13>remember that i'd cut up chilies about an hour before,

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<v Speaker 13>and I've tried some hotter chilies and it's even better.

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<v Speaker 4>So he's actually loving the chili wanks. Yeah, he's into it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's his new thing. And I tried to google more

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<v Speaker 4>information about this fetish. I think it's literally just him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>because all that came up was like danger in case

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<v Speaker 4>of emergency, this is what to do, Like, apparently it's

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<v Speaker 4>not it's something that people usually enjoy. It's quite a

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<v Speaker 4>horrific pain, but whatever he likes it.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a dubble thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can imagine.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to admit I have done that before accidentally.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, the bird's eye chili. Then rub my grind

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<v Speaker 1>on the chopping pod I just accidentally touched, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's killer. It's the same as doing it on your

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<v Speaker 1>lip or your eye, you know, or you know, touch

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<v Speaker 1>after you've touched chili, and yeah, it's it's right.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Carol was into it, but apparently if that does happen,

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<v Speaker 4>you meant to apply milk, yogurt, canola or vegetable oil

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<v Speaker 4>to try and ease the burning situation unless you're enjoying it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure he was fine with the milk. There be

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<v Speaker 1>free gif you know what I mean? All right if

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<v Speaker 1>someone else can't, is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this one's from Kent. Hey is Kent from Sydney

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<v Speaker 4>And I once hooked up with someone who had a

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<v Speaker 4>pregnancy fetish. A pregnancy fetish. Oh so these are kind

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<v Speaker 4>of common. As it turns out, apparently on porn sites,

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<v Speaker 4>the term pregnancy gets searched just as often as the

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<v Speaker 4>terms redhead and babysitter.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my two kings want to kill.

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<v Speaker 4>A combination of pregnant redhead babysitter.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. So do you want someone to be

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<v Speaker 1>pregnant while you're doing it or do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>get them pregnant?

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<v Speaker 4>I imagine it would be different for everyone, but they're

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<v Speaker 4>not actually turned on by the thought of the baby itself.

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<v Speaker 4>That'd be quite fun, right, Yeah, But apparently it's more

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<v Speaker 4>to do with like the heavy breathing in the moaning

0:23:05.760 --> 0:23:08.720
<v Speaker 4>that comes with when you're in labor. It kind of

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<v Speaker 4>sounds like sex noises to some people. Jenna do an

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<v Speaker 4>impression of being in labor, okay, okay, and she's not

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<v Speaker 4>going to end up on any prego porn sites anytime soon. No,

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<v Speaker 4>And some people find the actual look of a pregnant

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<v Speaker 4>body quite a turn on. They like the you know,

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<v Speaker 4>the big bumps, and a lot of the time women

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<v Speaker 4>get extra horny when they're pregnant, so you know, their

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<v Speaker 4>husbands are quite happy to take advantage of that. I

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<v Speaker 4>have heard that ride the waves, so to speak.

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<v Speaker 1>I was picturing like pregnancy kink, like you know, take

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<v Speaker 1>me to baby Bunta.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, actually male pregnancy or m preg as they call it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's also part of this kink. A lot of gay

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<v Speaker 4>couples like to role play the idea of one of

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<v Speaker 4>them being pregnant because it's literally something they'll just never

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<v Speaker 4>actually experience, so it's kind of like letting their imagination

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<v Speaker 4>run wild. And they say, it's all about the emotional

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<v Speaker 4>closeness and vulnerability, something seen in porn.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want a foot message? You've been walking around

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<v Speaker 4>with that. Third try it's the belly all day. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know how it works.

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<v Speaker 1>Put this bib on. Yeah, I don't know. A spoon

0:24:12.000 --> 0:24:14.800
<v Speaker 1>feeds you some mashed apple. That's my kind of kid.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been there, and I bet we haven't done a

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<v Speaker 1>pregnancy king, but there's been things thrown around like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>get you pregnant?

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<v Speaker 4>That kind of I yeah, right there you go that

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<v Speaker 4>kind of tied in with that, like knock me out

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<v Speaker 4>that sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, kind of yeah. It's kind of like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>right at the end, when you're about to climax, it's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go there me, yeah, yeah, yes, goodness me.

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<v Speaker 4>The next one comes from Ashley.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, it's Ashley and I'm from Brisbane. So this guy

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<v Speaker 2>asked me if I would be willing to put on

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<v Speaker 2>a pair of heels and both stand on and walk

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<v Speaker 2>all over his body while he lay on the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, essentially he asked me to trample him. The

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<v Speaker 2>more bruises the better.

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<v Speaker 1>Interestingly contraceptive. Di Sam is nodding his head.

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<v Speaker 12>No, not for me, but I have a mate that

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<v Speaker 12>that sounds like, not me, but I have a friend.

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<v Speaker 12>But literally, I have a mate that that is his

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<v Speaker 12>absolute life. He just all that he wants as a

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<v Speaker 12>girl and a great pair of like Jimmy Choo's or something,

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<v Speaker 12>and just like give it to him.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I feel like the heels part that's a little

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<v Speaker 4>bit more extreme because all the examples I found was

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<v Speaker 4>all just like barefoot, having someone walk on you, like

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<v Speaker 4>feeling trampled, because it's all about feeling submissive and having

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<v Speaker 4>someone dominate over you. But it just makes me think

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<v Speaker 4>of the bloody stampede on the lion king. Yeah, what

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<v Speaker 4>do they call it?

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<v Speaker 1>The beast?

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<v Speaker 4>Something like that antelope, something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I got that wouldn't work for me. The heel

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<v Speaker 1>will go straight through my back. It's very soft.

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<v Speaker 4>Man, that's so risky.

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<v Speaker 1>But being dominated is dominatrix and you know, and that's you.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, I get that element, but I'm just like

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<v Speaker 4>the heels, like that's a new extreme, that's dangerous.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what I love about that is that

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<v Speaker 1>often it's real heterosexual, burly straight man who love that ship.

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<v Speaker 1>But we'll never talk about it. But that's their their bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. I think that's so cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Totally all right. This next one from Joanna before we

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<v Speaker 4>get into it, Sam's got a bit of a trigger

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<v Speaker 4>warning for us.

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<v Speaker 10>Warning.

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<v Speaker 8>The following segment contains conversations about blood play and may

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<v Speaker 8>not be suitable for all audiences. If conversations about cutting

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<v Speaker 8>it's something you may find distressing, Please pause the podcast

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<v Speaker 8>now and check the show notes for a time code

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<v Speaker 8>of when it's safe to resume. And remember, if you

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<v Speaker 8>need someone to turn to, Lifeline is always available for support.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm thirteen, eleven fourteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, so we're talking about blood play.

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<v Speaker 8>Ye.

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<v Speaker 4>Now this one comes from Joanna.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's go hi.

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<v Speaker 7>My name is Joanna. I am from Melbourne. My friend's

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<v Speaker 7>kink is that she loves blood play. So she loves

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<v Speaker 7>basically sex with blood, like to be cut someone and

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<v Speaker 7>that they bleed or sex on her period. Or anything

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<v Speaker 7>that basically creates a pool of blood. It's not something

0:26:58.119 --> 0:27:00.880
<v Speaker 7>that goes so deep that will be harmful, but it's

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<v Speaker 7>enough for them to bleed. And if they don't like

0:27:04.640 --> 0:27:09.160
<v Speaker 7>actual blood, she will use like fake blood.

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<v Speaker 1>Interesting.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so apparently some people enjoy the tastes of blood

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<v Speaker 4>and like to incorporate it in the bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>I find that would be very hard to find someone

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<v Speaker 1>that enjoys the blood but also find someone that's okay

0:27:20.680 --> 0:27:21.359
<v Speaker 1>with being cut.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like you'd have to kind of meet people

0:27:24.040 --> 0:27:27.360
<v Speaker 4>on the blood play forums. Yeah, also enjoy that kind

0:27:27.359 --> 0:27:29.840
<v Speaker 4>of thing, but it might just be a little sewing

0:27:29.880 --> 0:27:31.600
<v Speaker 4>needle or something to prick the skin, you know, like

0:27:31.640 --> 0:27:33.800
<v Speaker 4>the diabetes pissing kits of something. Or some of the

0:27:33.880 --> 0:27:36.560
<v Speaker 4>people they like to do something a little more extreme

0:27:36.640 --> 0:27:41.000
<v Speaker 4>knife play, which doesn't necessarily involve actual cutting, but apparently

0:27:41.080 --> 0:27:44.680
<v Speaker 4>they just enjoy the fear factor of having someone take

0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:47.320
<v Speaker 4>their clothes off with the knife. Oh you're gonna cut me.

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<v Speaker 4>They might do a bit of light scratching and not

0:27:49.160 --> 0:27:52.600
<v Speaker 4>actually draw blood. But for people who actually do like

0:27:52.640 --> 0:27:56.600
<v Speaker 4>to draw blood, they usually would do research beforehand because

0:27:56.640 --> 0:27:59.240
<v Speaker 4>there's like safe zones that you can cut and it

0:27:59.280 --> 0:28:02.520
<v Speaker 4>won't like fuck can kill someone. And then I don't know,

0:28:02.560 --> 0:28:04.760
<v Speaker 4>like the thigh or something. Yeah, but then there's obviously

0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:07.439
<v Speaker 4>danger zones like the neck. I'm sorry, you can't just

0:28:07.440 --> 0:28:11.679
<v Speaker 4>go slitting people's throats for fun. You can't. It's just

0:28:11.720 --> 0:28:14.800
<v Speaker 4>no good. But yeah, there's like a diagram that's like

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<v Speaker 4>that's like a human body online that I saw and

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:22.080
<v Speaker 4>they had like red zones and that. Yeah, and then

0:28:22.119 --> 0:28:25.080
<v Speaker 4>like the green zones are like okay, like it's less risky.

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<v Speaker 5>Interesting, but imagine the cleaning up.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I don't imagine they aim to get a lot

0:28:31.119 --> 0:28:32.119
<v Speaker 4>of it involved. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Also imagine the discovery of that, like are you just

0:28:34.359 --> 0:28:36.360
<v Speaker 1>clipping your little toes one day and you cut too

0:28:36.359 --> 0:28:37.560
<v Speaker 1>deep you had a bit of blind and you're like,

0:28:37.560 --> 0:28:38.960
<v Speaker 1>oh I am I'm hard.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Or like they've got a bleeding nose and they

0:28:41.560 --> 0:28:43.080
<v Speaker 4>feel a bit of it coming through the back of

0:28:43.120 --> 0:28:48.200
<v Speaker 4>their throat, isn't there, like yummy, Yeah, I don't mind that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's the thing. You know, we didn't even talk

0:28:50.320 --> 0:28:51.800
<v Speaker 1>about it on the show. I don't know why we didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems very upper ally. The whole Army Hammer Cannibal, well, well,

0:28:56.600 --> 0:28:58.360
<v Speaker 1>I saw a lot of threads online that was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what plays his kink? It's fine, everyone's donk king Tram.

0:29:00.720 --> 0:29:02.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I can get around that. But then he

0:29:02.360 --> 0:29:04.280
<v Speaker 1>was taking it to the next level. But that was

0:29:04.320 --> 0:29:05.800
<v Speaker 1>the first time that I was ever made aware that

0:29:05.800 --> 0:29:06.920
<v Speaker 1>people actually get off on this.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Like, there's the difference between blood play and Armie

0:29:09.760 --> 0:29:13.000
<v Speaker 4>Hammer wanting to eat someone's heart, like the rip it out.

0:29:12.840 --> 0:29:14.800
<v Speaker 1>Of their chest. It's a bit off. Yes, he wanted

0:29:14.800 --> 0:29:19.400
<v Speaker 1>to eat something old fashioned. I'm not into that interesting, okay.

0:29:19.440 --> 0:29:21.360
<v Speaker 1>And then we have a couple more right, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>This one's from Hannah. It's Hannah from the Sunshine Coast.

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<v Speaker 14>So when I was with my ex, he had this

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<v Speaker 14>fetish for me to wet myself when wearing. It had

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<v Speaker 14>to be jeans, It specifically had to be jeans. And

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<v Speaker 14>one day, it was the day my car had broken down,

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<v Speaker 14>I had you to the bathroom because I had been

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<v Speaker 14>sitting on the side of the road for three hours

0:29:38.520 --> 0:29:41.640
<v Speaker 14>waiting for rac to come get me. And he picked

0:29:41.680 --> 0:29:43.800
<v Speaker 14>me up and then he ended up diving for two

0:29:43.800 --> 0:29:47.320
<v Speaker 14>hours straight, trying to tickle me, trying to make me

0:29:47.480 --> 0:29:50.800
<v Speaker 14>laugh so that I would wet my jeans because it

0:29:50.920 --> 0:29:53.080
<v Speaker 14>really got him going, and when I pulled him up

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<v Speaker 14>on it, I didn't know about the fetish at the time.

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<v Speaker 14>I found out like a month later and he told

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<v Speaker 14>me all about it.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's got this name called omar sit.

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<v Speaker 14>Yes, it has a real name for girls wetting themselves,

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<v Speaker 14>but he's specifically in jeans. At the end of the night,

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<v Speaker 14>he wanted me to wet myself in jeans, and to

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<v Speaker 14>the point that when it was his birthday he even

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<v Speaker 14>asked me. I was like, what do you want for

0:30:13.200 --> 0:30:14.959
<v Speaker 14>your birthday? He goes, I want you to wet yourself

0:30:14.960 --> 0:30:15.640
<v Speaker 14>in jeans for me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, ill.

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<v Speaker 14>So, yeah, that's the story of how my ex basically

0:30:20.720 --> 0:30:23.440
<v Speaker 14>forced me to wet myself like a toddler. I didn't

0:30:23.440 --> 0:30:25.520
<v Speaker 14>wet myself though, so it was like.

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<v Speaker 1>A Netflix original series.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 4>Finally enough didn't work out between those two.

0:30:30.240 --> 0:30:31.800
<v Speaker 1>I thought they were really a good match for each other.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the important thing there was also consent. I mean, yeah,

0:30:34.920 --> 0:30:36.200
<v Speaker 1>definitely has to be consensual.

0:30:36.280 --> 0:30:39.040
<v Speaker 4>Precisely, driving someone around for two hours trying to make

0:30:39.080 --> 0:30:42.320
<v Speaker 4>them piss themselves not cool. But yeah, she mentioned it's

0:30:42.320 --> 0:30:46.080
<v Speaker 4>called amarashi, the Japanese word for wet yourself, and people

0:30:46.120 --> 0:30:49.120
<v Speaker 4>get aroused by the discomfort of a full bladder and

0:30:49.280 --> 0:30:52.960
<v Speaker 4>they enjoy like the tension in the lead up, and

0:30:53.000 --> 0:30:55.320
<v Speaker 4>then when someone finally pisses themselves, it's like a release.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's kind of a sexual connotation, Like I kind

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<v Speaker 4>of get that, understand Yeah, But they also enjoy, you know,

0:31:02.640 --> 0:31:04.880
<v Speaker 4>the embarrassment factor as well, so it kind of comes

0:31:04.880 --> 0:31:06.200
<v Speaker 4>into the whole heel trampling thing.

0:31:06.240 --> 0:31:09.120
<v Speaker 1>Guys, communicate with your partners to make sure you're okay

0:31:09.120 --> 0:31:10.760
<v Speaker 1>with it. And if you wanted it to piss herself laughing,

0:31:10.760 --> 0:31:12.000
<v Speaker 1>you should have played this podcast.

0:31:14.480 --> 0:31:17.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, finally, just when you hadn't heard enough

0:31:18.040 --> 0:31:20.440
<v Speaker 4>bodily fluir with. This last one comes from Joel.

0:31:21.160 --> 0:31:21.960
<v Speaker 5>It's still from Perth.

0:31:22.040 --> 0:31:23.840
<v Speaker 4>And this wasn't me, but one of my friends once

0:31:23.880 --> 0:31:25.320
<v Speaker 4>had a guy ask her to sit on top of

0:31:25.320 --> 0:31:28.360
<v Speaker 4>a glass table and do a shit while he's watching

0:31:28.400 --> 0:31:33.040
<v Speaker 4>from underneath. Oh goodness me yep. So this is what's

0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:35.520
<v Speaker 4>called a hot carl. As I found out, there's a

0:31:35.560 --> 0:31:39.360
<v Speaker 4>few variations of the hot carl. Either, you can put

0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:42.320
<v Speaker 4>cling wrap over your partner's face while doing a shit

0:31:42.400 --> 0:31:46.400
<v Speaker 4>in their mouth so that they physically experience the warmth

0:31:46.480 --> 0:31:50.960
<v Speaker 4>and the shape of the turd. It's called a rusty trombone.

0:31:51.000 --> 0:31:51.320
<v Speaker 6>That one.

0:31:53.160 --> 0:31:55.160
<v Speaker 4>If you do it on their chest, it's called a

0:31:55.200 --> 0:31:58.880
<v Speaker 4>Cleveland steamer. Or there's what we called the cold car,

0:31:58.920 --> 0:32:00.920
<v Speaker 4>which is what he mentioned, which's sitting on the glass

0:32:00.920 --> 0:32:04.080
<v Speaker 4>table while the partner enjoys the view from underneath while

0:32:04.120 --> 0:32:06.760
<v Speaker 4>you do a ship laylong right there on the glass.

0:32:07.000 --> 0:32:09.920
<v Speaker 4>Move the TV week, babe, I'm feeling horny.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's the foxtail? Might remember we did the distincy Cleveland

0:32:13.680 --> 0:32:15.840
<v Speaker 1>last week? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's under the pile

0:32:15.880 --> 0:32:21.200
<v Speaker 1>of feces. Hey, no king shaming that that's next level though,

0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:22.800
<v Speaker 1>that's that's that's a lot.

0:32:23.600 --> 0:32:26.560
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that is. I I don't understand fecal matter. I

0:32:26.640 --> 0:32:31.440
<v Speaker 4>understand that like as a gam and you are obviously

0:32:31.880 --> 0:32:34.880
<v Speaker 4>toying with danger when sex involves that region where the

0:32:34.920 --> 0:32:37.120
<v Speaker 4>ship comes from. But I prefer to detach the two

0:32:37.160 --> 0:32:39.800
<v Speaker 4>from each other. Yes, I prefer to not remember that

0:32:39.800 --> 0:32:41.160
<v Speaker 4>that also serves that function.

0:32:41.320 --> 0:32:42.320
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I completely agree.

0:32:42.360 --> 0:32:44.280
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to watch someone do as shit. No,

0:32:44.760 --> 0:32:46.600
<v Speaker 4>I don't ever.

0:32:46.640 --> 0:32:48.840
<v Speaker 1>Pressed into It's like when you go to therapy and

0:32:48.880 --> 0:32:51.040
<v Speaker 1>they get a piece of paint and squash it between

0:32:51.040 --> 0:32:54.760
<v Speaker 1>a fold, what do you see here? Like that?

0:32:54.840 --> 0:32:59.200
<v Speaker 4>But with woo, yeah, I know, And so this one

0:32:59.280 --> 0:33:01.320
<v Speaker 4>and a lot of the others, I basically tried to

0:33:01.360 --> 0:33:03.240
<v Speaker 4>find a clear answer why do they like it?

0:33:03.280 --> 0:33:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Like what is that?

0:33:03.960 --> 0:33:06.280
<v Speaker 4>And there really isn't a clear answer for a lot

0:33:06.360 --> 0:33:08.960
<v Speaker 4>of them. But all the websites that I read did

0:33:09.000 --> 0:33:11.320
<v Speaker 4>make clear that it's like, it doesn't make you a psychopath.

0:33:11.400 --> 0:33:14.800
<v Speaker 4>Some people just you know, have quirky kinks and that's

0:33:14.880 --> 0:33:16.880
<v Speaker 4>just the way their brain's wired. As long as it's

0:33:16.920 --> 0:33:18.320
<v Speaker 4>consensual and you know you're not.

0:33:18.520 --> 0:33:21.880
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I completely, as long as both or multiple parties

0:33:21.880 --> 0:33:23.800
<v Speaker 1>are safe more than two these days.

0:33:23.800 --> 0:33:26.920
<v Speaker 4>And the other thing is that a lot of these

0:33:26.960 --> 0:33:28.880
<v Speaker 4>ones that I just read out all of the website

0:33:28.920 --> 0:33:30.560
<v Speaker 4>said that they're more common than you think because it's

0:33:30.560 --> 0:33:34.560
<v Speaker 4>just like not spoken about. So you never know someone

0:33:34.560 --> 0:33:36.720
<v Speaker 4>in this room that wants to confest having any of

0:33:36.760 --> 0:33:37.720
<v Speaker 4>those kinks. No, no one.

0:33:37.840 --> 0:33:39.280
<v Speaker 1>I did want to pitch for the next merch though

0:33:39.280 --> 0:33:40.640
<v Speaker 1>that we get glass coffee tables and.

0:33:40.680 --> 0:33:43.320
<v Speaker 4>That's okay, No one wants to come forward.

0:33:44.480 --> 0:33:46.680
<v Speaker 1>Well, thank you guys for writing in. That was very nice,

0:33:46.840 --> 0:33:47.840
<v Speaker 1>very sweet.

0:33:47.880 --> 0:33:48.560
<v Speaker 5>Very interesting.

0:33:49.240 --> 0:33:53.880
<v Speaker 4>More wow, that jewels chick. She said that as well

0:33:53.920 --> 0:33:58.240
<v Speaker 4>as the splintery chopstick that was someone inserted into their cock,

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:03.920
<v Speaker 4>been many many other examples that she has. So I

0:34:03.960 --> 0:34:05.560
<v Speaker 4>reckon we should get her on some stage to.

0:34:06.320 --> 0:34:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Get her on she's an emergency worker. Ruy. Yeah, I

0:34:09.480 --> 0:34:12.440
<v Speaker 1>follow this page on Instagram and it's just someone who

0:34:12.440 --> 0:34:14.239
<v Speaker 1>works in the eed and they upload all the X

0:34:14.360 --> 0:34:17.480
<v Speaker 1>ray scans of people who come in with foreign objects

0:34:17.560 --> 0:34:22.120
<v Speaker 1>up their rectum, like what like full egg plants, full footballs,

0:34:22.160 --> 0:34:27.960
<v Speaker 1>teddy bears, torches, Bunsen burners, like the amount of ridiculous

0:34:27.960 --> 0:34:31.000
<v Speaker 1>ship that people put up their shit at is ridiculous.

0:34:31.920 --> 0:34:34.080
<v Speaker 4>Oh, you might have just ruined all of jewels. Good stories.

0:34:35.320 --> 0:34:40.319
<v Speaker 1>I've just noticed jewels. So it's my god. Well, thank

0:34:40.360 --> 0:34:42.719
<v Speaker 1>you for writing in guys. That's very very sweet.

0:34:42.560 --> 0:34:45.279
<v Speaker 4>Keeping coming. If you've got another weird king to combess, hear.

0:34:45.400 --> 0:34:47.920
<v Speaker 1>We would now. I hope you guys enjoy your gifts.

0:34:48.120 --> 0:34:51.399
<v Speaker 4>Of course, thank you. A little elephant ornament that there's

0:34:51.440 --> 0:34:52.800
<v Speaker 4>no other purpose than being an ornament.

0:34:52.840 --> 0:34:55.160
<v Speaker 1>You could put one mint in the top and then

0:34:55.239 --> 0:34:57.279
<v Speaker 1>blow it out and then you could play with it.

0:34:58.160 --> 0:34:59.600
<v Speaker 1>You could put like a mint in the top.

0:34:59.640 --> 0:35:03.600
<v Speaker 4>I don't think though I can't smoke a mentos it's

0:35:03.600 --> 0:35:05.239
<v Speaker 4>just not No, no, just play with it.

0:35:05.320 --> 0:35:07.959
<v Speaker 1>Just make it a mentos holder. I'll put a gold

0:35:08.000 --> 0:35:08.600
<v Speaker 1>coin in there.

0:35:09.280 --> 0:35:10.880
<v Speaker 4>Anyway. We don't need to talk about this now, No.

0:35:10.920 --> 0:35:12.920
<v Speaker 1>We really don't. All right back for next week, episode

0:35:12.920 --> 0:35:14.480
<v Speaker 1>sixty four. We will see you.

0:35:14.440 --> 0:35:16.239
<v Speaker 4>Then, Well, we won't see Jenna then.

0:35:16.960 --> 0:35:17.880
<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't.

0:35:17.920 --> 0:35:19.560
<v Speaker 4>Did I tell you that she can't come in next week?

0:35:19.680 --> 0:35:19.719
<v Speaker 7>No?

0:35:19.800 --> 0:35:21.400
<v Speaker 1>I remember I saw this in the group chat, but

0:35:21.400 --> 0:35:21.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why.

0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:25.520
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, mitchwe's very off the grid. The break, we'll be

0:35:25.560 --> 0:35:27.839
<v Speaker 4>barely spoke, to be honest. But our next week's all starts.

0:35:27.920 --> 0:35:29.719
<v Speaker 4>Jenda won't be here. I can't wait to tell you.

0:35:29.800 --> 0:35:31.080
<v Speaker 5>It's a serious issue.

0:35:31.320 --> 0:35:33.239
<v Speaker 4>No, don't give it away. It's we're going to do

0:35:33.320 --> 0:35:35.279
<v Speaker 4>another live cross to her. She's going to be roving

0:35:35.320 --> 0:35:35.959
<v Speaker 4>reporter again.

0:35:36.000 --> 0:35:38.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh the last time we did that. You're at some blackground,

0:35:38.360 --> 0:35:39.799
<v Speaker 1>black town cricket ground.

0:35:40.239 --> 0:35:43.160
<v Speaker 5>No, I was at the outdoor cinema.

0:35:43.480 --> 0:35:45.720
<v Speaker 1>Cinema driving cinema. Delta. Goodroom was performing.

0:35:45.880 --> 0:35:47.759
<v Speaker 5>Yes, while I was talking to you. It was a

0:35:47.840 --> 0:35:48.640
<v Speaker 5>fan favorite.

0:35:49.280 --> 0:35:52.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're gonna have Kate Langbrook in Jenna's seat, a

0:35:52.640 --> 0:35:55.000
<v Speaker 4>much more qualified third Wheel, I might add Kate.

0:35:55.080 --> 0:35:56.840
<v Speaker 1>Kate Lanebrook is a colleague of our. She hosts a

0:35:56.840 --> 0:35:58.360
<v Speaker 1>three pm pick up here at Kiss and she's a

0:35:58.400 --> 0:36:02.240
<v Speaker 1>TV radio icon here in Australia. She is so funny, she's.

0:36:02.080 --> 0:36:03.640
<v Speaker 4>Thoughts of my spirite animal. I can't wait to have

0:36:03.680 --> 0:36:03.960
<v Speaker 4>her on.

0:36:04.120 --> 0:36:07.000
<v Speaker 1>She's very you Actually you in about twenty five years?

0:36:07.160 --> 0:36:07.640
<v Speaker 4>You reckon?

0:36:07.840 --> 0:36:08.000
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

0:36:08.040 --> 0:36:08.440
<v Speaker 1>I think so.

0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:11.440
<v Speaker 4>Don't you get to meet She was also born a

0:36:11.440 --> 0:36:12.880
<v Speaker 4>man like is that what you're saying? I'm going to

0:36:12.920 --> 0:36:15.680
<v Speaker 4>become cater transition Sam, you know what I mean?

0:36:15.800 --> 0:36:19.280
<v Speaker 1>Like Mitch is very young, Kate, I feel like it's.

0:36:19.160 --> 0:36:21.800
<v Speaker 12>That same sort of energy of just like, oh I

0:36:21.960 --> 0:36:23.440
<v Speaker 12>just cannot be bothered.

0:36:23.640 --> 0:36:26.319
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but he's very funny along and realized I gave

0:36:26.360 --> 0:36:30.120
<v Speaker 4>off those.

0:36:30.200 --> 0:36:32.719
<v Speaker 1>Today. I had a great though very very lazy. Thank

0:36:32.760 --> 0:36:35.320
<v Speaker 1>you guys for your reviews. Don't forget five stars. Follow

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0:36:38.040 --> 0:36:39.759
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<v Speaker 9>Then bye bye fus just me, don't forget to subscribe

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On

0:37:07.840 --> 0:37:11.439
<v Speaker 4>the end, we just kind of hang out, keep talking shit.

0:37:11.480 --> 0:37:13.880
<v Speaker 4>Hopefully most people don't hear it because it is their secret.

0:37:14.200 --> 0:37:15.600
<v Speaker 1>That's the vape. His voice cracked.

0:37:15.640 --> 0:37:19.920
<v Speaker 4>You did I just popped a eucalyptus drop in ah,

0:37:20.000 --> 0:37:23.120
<v Speaker 4>lovely popped it a bit of a scratchy throat.

0:37:23.320 --> 0:37:26.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, Well you poor thing. Clabbing two nights in

0:37:26.320 --> 0:37:27.680
<v Speaker 1>a row never a good idea.

0:37:28.400 --> 0:37:30.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm not going to be rushing off to do

0:37:30.080 --> 0:37:31.279
<v Speaker 4>that again. Let me tell you what did you do?

0:37:31.320 --> 0:37:33.120
<v Speaker 1>Where did you go? Puffed Off one night, which is

0:37:33.120 --> 0:37:34.160
<v Speaker 1>a bar in Sydney.

0:37:34.200 --> 0:37:38.160
<v Speaker 4>Friday I went to stone Wall and Saturday went to

0:37:38.200 --> 0:37:38.759
<v Speaker 4>Puffed Off.

0:37:40.280 --> 0:37:43.800
<v Speaker 1>Gosh, it was last time I was at stone Walls

0:37:43.800 --> 0:37:45.080
<v Speaker 1>for one of your birthdays.

0:37:45.440 --> 0:37:47.240
<v Speaker 4>That was in two thousand and eighteen.

0:37:47.440 --> 0:37:50.080
<v Speaker 1>I was there as well, last time I was out

0:37:50.080 --> 0:37:52.560
<v Speaker 1>of the house. The Generine are in the corner. We

0:37:52.640 --> 0:37:56.080
<v Speaker 1>were actually world politics in ancient Greece and downfall of Rome.

0:37:56.120 --> 0:37:59.160
<v Speaker 5>It was very fun and russ shirts, which brings me

0:37:59.239 --> 0:38:01.680
<v Speaker 5>to my next topic.

0:38:02.000 --> 0:38:03.879
<v Speaker 1>Well, you weren't even talking about a topic, so it's

0:38:04.000 --> 0:38:06.960
<v Speaker 1>just your first topic. That's how that sentence work.

0:38:07.000 --> 0:38:11.359
<v Speaker 5>Okay, be quiet now anyway, as you all know, Okay,

0:38:11.520 --> 0:38:16.080
<v Speaker 5>there's nothing you went. Okay, okay, been quiet. As you know.

0:38:16.200 --> 0:38:20.520
<v Speaker 5>I was in Dubbo and I also got some gifts

0:38:20.560 --> 0:38:25.280
<v Speaker 5>for both of you. Before I provide you with these gifts,

0:38:26.120 --> 0:38:32.160
<v Speaker 5>I thought, hmm, what's a what's a possible nich idea?

0:38:32.480 --> 0:38:34.760
<v Speaker 5>We've got rash shirts brilliant.

0:38:34.840 --> 0:38:37.840
<v Speaker 4>Well, your rash shirts didn't really take off, so yeah.

0:38:37.719 --> 0:38:41.920
<v Speaker 5>Back they did and they will be coming. But I thought,

0:38:42.560 --> 0:38:44.360
<v Speaker 5>what's something nobody else.

0:38:44.239 --> 0:38:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Is doing in terms of merchandise?

0:38:46.600 --> 0:38:49.200
<v Speaker 5>Yes, okay, and I think I've found it.

0:38:49.840 --> 0:38:52.080
<v Speaker 4>So someone else is doing it then, well.

0:38:52.360 --> 0:38:57.440
<v Speaker 5>Yes, but not in this capacity. Anyway, I'm going to

0:38:57.480 --> 0:39:00.439
<v Speaker 5>pass you your gifts, and I want you to read

0:39:00.480 --> 0:39:02.000
<v Speaker 5>out what's on each of them.

0:39:02.160 --> 0:39:07.520
<v Speaker 1>Dramatic it's a music for us. Oh, the bag says

0:39:07.719 --> 0:39:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Dubbo on it.

0:39:09.920 --> 0:39:10.440
<v Speaker 3>Here you go.

0:39:10.840 --> 0:39:12.719
<v Speaker 1>Oh it looks like a Jarrett Paprika.

0:39:13.560 --> 0:39:15.319
<v Speaker 4>No, it's not that.

0:39:15.680 --> 0:39:16.160
<v Speaker 1>What is it?

0:39:16.239 --> 0:39:17.760
<v Speaker 5>Please read what it says?

0:39:18.040 --> 0:39:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, if you go, it says famous Dubbo dust.

0:39:25.280 --> 0:39:27.479
<v Speaker 4>Yes, this is a vial of dust.

0:39:27.640 --> 0:39:32.720
<v Speaker 5>Yes, I think that we should get dust from this place.

0:39:33.040 --> 0:39:34.760
<v Speaker 5>Put it in a vial and send.

0:39:34.640 --> 0:39:36.120
<v Speaker 1>It off dust from what place?

0:39:36.400 --> 0:39:36.960
<v Speaker 5>I don't know, the.

0:39:36.920 --> 0:39:39.200
<v Speaker 4>Dirt outside, Like is that what you mean?

0:39:39.239 --> 0:39:40.960
<v Speaker 5>Like we would just go outside in the dirt out?

0:39:41.160 --> 0:39:42.759
<v Speaker 4>There is dust all through this place. To be honest

0:39:42.760 --> 0:39:44.560
<v Speaker 4>with you, we've got on some of the shelves and stuff.

0:39:45.000 --> 0:39:47.520
<v Speaker 4>As you want to give away our studio dust.

0:39:47.440 --> 0:39:50.920
<v Speaker 5>No, it'll be available to purchase.

0:39:51.440 --> 0:39:52.560
<v Speaker 4>There's enough dust.

0:39:52.280 --> 0:39:54.520
<v Speaker 1>Around this pet now also that this is like a

0:39:54.600 --> 0:39:57.640
<v Speaker 1>good one hundred mills of dust. It says, dirt cheap,

0:39:57.719 --> 0:40:02.040
<v Speaker 1>two dollars experience capital gain, buy now before stock runs out.

0:40:02.040 --> 0:40:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Supply will not last indefinitely.

0:40:03.719 --> 0:40:08.400
<v Speaker 4>What makes it famous Dubbo dust? What's so famous about the.

0:40:08.440 --> 0:40:10.800
<v Speaker 5>Dust because no one else has thought of this idea.

0:40:12.200 --> 0:40:15.120
<v Speaker 4>It was made when the Lion's Club dirt mine was

0:40:15.120 --> 0:40:18.160
<v Speaker 4>officially opened after gigantic dust storms hit Dubbo.

0:40:18.400 --> 0:40:20.799
<v Speaker 5>Interesting in a few years, that'll be worth a lot.

0:40:21.080 --> 0:40:25.000
<v Speaker 1>Three key bottle tightly capped to prevent a scyll.

0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:25.959
<v Speaker 4>I was gonna smell it.

0:40:26.280 --> 0:40:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Do it. I don't think it's mad as if we

0:40:28.280 --> 0:40:31.440
<v Speaker 1>escape any of it. For Dubbo mud, just add water

0:40:31.640 --> 0:40:34.400
<v Speaker 1>in shape, I might turn mine into dubble mud.

0:40:34.719 --> 0:40:39.279
<v Speaker 5>You should anyway, I think that I have found the

0:40:39.320 --> 0:40:40.839
<v Speaker 5>perfect Merchi tear.

0:40:42.000 --> 0:40:45.000
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I do gem dust your recon genital Yeah, okay.

0:40:44.800 --> 0:40:46.040
<v Speaker 5>I think gem dust.

0:40:47.200 --> 0:40:49.080
<v Speaker 4>Well, let us know in our favorbook group and during

0:40:49.120 --> 0:40:51.360
<v Speaker 4>idiots if you would be willing to purchase our dust.

0:40:51.560 --> 0:40:56.000
<v Speaker 5>Yes, that water oh yes, just.

0:40:55.920 --> 0:40:58.120
<v Speaker 3>Been crunched up bits of cockroach.

0:40:58.200 --> 0:41:03.120
<v Speaker 4>And it looks like my talking to the mic, Dylan

0:41:03.800 --> 0:41:04.600
<v Speaker 4>spilled everywhere.

0:41:04.719 --> 0:41:07.120
<v Speaker 1>You get ready quiet as mr.

0:41:10.200 --> 0:41:10.359
<v Speaker 5>Oh.

0:41:10.360 --> 0:41:12.040
<v Speaker 4>He's pouring the dust into a glass.

0:41:13.040 --> 0:41:13.920
<v Speaker 5>Beautiful dust.

0:41:14.800 --> 0:41:16.399
<v Speaker 1>Half of it went on my mic.

0:41:20.160 --> 0:41:22.080
<v Speaker 4>I feel that there's plenty more nothing in that can No,

0:41:22.200 --> 0:41:22.720
<v Speaker 4>there isn't.

0:41:23.600 --> 0:41:31.560
<v Speaker 1>All right, Dubble Mud fantastic, great gift.

0:41:31.840 --> 0:41:37.399
<v Speaker 4>Drink drink head, don't be ridiculous, that's fair.

0:41:37.480 --> 0:41:38.920
<v Speaker 5>I think do it for Dubo.

0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:43.120
<v Speaker 1>I've never done nothing for me, but they've done so much.

0:41:43.160 --> 0:41:46.840
<v Speaker 1>What this could have COVID in it? It doesn't know salmonella.

0:41:46.880 --> 0:41:48.239
<v Speaker 4>I don't think Dubble had any case.

0:41:48.840 --> 0:41:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Probably healthier than your exactly.

0:41:52.400 --> 0:41:54.440
<v Speaker 4>Oh no, you're drink drinking the dust.

0:41:54.800 --> 0:42:05.759
<v Speaker 15>Drink the dust, try too, Oh real earthy, delicious because

0:42:05.760 --> 0:42:06.440
<v Speaker 15>it's dust.

0:42:07.320 --> 0:42:09.239
<v Speaker 3>Get the taste of the essential word.

0:42:09.440 --> 0:42:15.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can taste some more impoverishment and misogyny. Nothing

0:42:15.520 --> 0:42:21.640
<v Speaker 1>like numbo that's disgusting. Water is nice and shield is

0:42:21.640 --> 0:42:21.960
<v Speaker 1>here a nice?

0:42:22.360 --> 0:42:23.840
<v Speaker 4>What am I going to do with this stuff?

0:42:24.239 --> 0:42:28.319
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Jenna, what a lovely gift. Yes, develop this

0:42:28.680 --> 0:42:30.960
<v Speaker 1>idea further. You want to dog dust?

0:42:31.120 --> 0:42:33.239
<v Speaker 5>Yes, world famous dusk.

0:42:33.280 --> 0:42:35.400
<v Speaker 1>We could probably do like a lock of hair or

0:42:35.400 --> 0:42:36.720
<v Speaker 1>something of Mitchell's head.

0:42:36.560 --> 0:42:40.640
<v Speaker 4>From her chest favorite line in Grief.

0:42:42.400 --> 0:42:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't it's a great idea. I mean we

0:42:45.520 --> 0:42:47.680
<v Speaker 1>could probably. Would you guys be interested to hit us

0:42:47.719 --> 0:42:49.680
<v Speaker 1>up on is it just knowing a couple of mitches insta?

0:42:50.480 --> 0:42:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Would you be interested in stuff from the studio? We

0:42:52.520 --> 0:42:54.280
<v Speaker 1>have run sheets. Would you like a run sheet?

0:42:54.400 --> 0:42:57.120
<v Speaker 5>And would you like that to be made into dust?

0:42:57.280 --> 0:42:57.320
<v Speaker 8>No?

0:42:57.719 --> 0:42:59.680
<v Speaker 1>The dust idea is dead. Yeah.

0:42:59.760 --> 0:43:02.920
<v Speaker 4>Maybe instead of plas we do gym shreddings, we shred

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:05.040
<v Speaker 4>all logs so they can't decipher them.

0:43:05.440 --> 0:43:06.400
<v Speaker 1>Shred the logs.

0:43:06.760 --> 0:43:08.400
<v Speaker 4>I don't like that. You could use it as composts.

0:43:08.440 --> 0:43:08.799
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

0:43:09.040 --> 0:43:11.319
<v Speaker 1>Well, I remember when I saw one of the late

0:43:11.360 --> 0:43:13.640
<v Speaker 1>shows that Jimmy Kimmel or something in America. All I

0:43:13.680 --> 0:43:15.040
<v Speaker 1>wanted was a run sheet and they gave me a

0:43:15.080 --> 0:43:18.000
<v Speaker 1>run sheet, And that's in my house framed because I

0:43:18.120 --> 0:43:20.680
<v Speaker 1>like the Late Show, so someone who loves is just

0:43:20.719 --> 0:43:21.840
<v Speaker 1>me might want a run sheet.

0:43:22.000 --> 0:43:24.640
<v Speaker 4>It's much less of a bragging right than a Jimmy

0:43:24.680 --> 0:43:25.480
<v Speaker 4>Kimmel one sheet.

0:43:26.320 --> 0:43:28.960
<v Speaker 1>But whatever mine sets will Ferrell on it. It's a

0:43:29.040 --> 0:43:31.600
<v Speaker 1>very good shirt. Interesting, all right, Jen, I think of

0:43:31.640 --> 0:43:33.640
<v Speaker 1>the pitch. We will discuss it and we'll get back

0:43:33.680 --> 0:43:34.320
<v Speaker 1>to foight.

0:43:35.080 --> 0:43:37.480
<v Speaker 5>No, it's going to happen, and the rush shirts are

0:43:37.480 --> 0:43:41.240
<v Speaker 5>still going to happen as well. Just in FII both passionate.

0:43:41.320 --> 0:43:45.400
<v Speaker 4>I also discovered a really really bizarre product when I

0:43:45.440 --> 0:43:47.680
<v Speaker 4>was back in bone Gate within the bogen Gate General Store,

0:43:47.840 --> 0:43:52.480
<v Speaker 4>oh slash post office, slash pub. And I'll bring it

0:43:52.560 --> 0:43:55.359
<v Speaker 4>in Actually no, you're not here next week dinner. I'll

0:43:55.360 --> 0:43:58.799
<v Speaker 4>bring it in the week after because oh there's a

0:43:58.840 --> 0:44:02.960
<v Speaker 4>whole backstory with it too. Anyway, really better than dust.

0:44:03.320 --> 0:44:05.800
<v Speaker 4>I feel that it serves more of a purpose than dust.

0:44:06.239 --> 0:44:09.759
<v Speaker 1>Dust is not is not offering any service. I'm not

0:44:09.760 --> 0:44:10.799
<v Speaker 1>getting anything from dust.

0:44:11.040 --> 0:44:14.600
<v Speaker 5>Well, you know that's a popular product, Jane from the

0:44:14.800 --> 0:44:17.759
<v Speaker 5>Debo Visitors Center, so that that's one of the most

0:44:17.760 --> 0:44:20.120
<v Speaker 5>popular products. And I'm not even exaggerating.

0:44:20.320 --> 0:44:24.600
<v Speaker 4>Interesting Abo darts, Yes, okay, I'm not even sure what

0:44:24.680 --> 0:44:26.160
<v Speaker 4>I mean to do with it though you can make.

0:44:26.239 --> 0:44:28.000
<v Speaker 5>Mad did you can just frame it.

0:44:28.120 --> 0:44:30.120
<v Speaker 1>I've still got that magic kit you got me for Christmas.

0:44:30.600 --> 0:44:31.120
<v Speaker 5>That's fun.

0:44:31.160 --> 0:44:32.520
<v Speaker 1>And what do you think I'm gonna do with the dust?

0:44:33.400 --> 0:44:36.759
<v Speaker 1>I use Mitch's lavender eyebarm every night. It's almost gone. Yeah,

0:44:36.800 --> 0:44:39.239
<v Speaker 1>I've sniffed that fucking lavender eye pillow so hard that

0:44:39.320 --> 0:44:42.200
<v Speaker 1>it just thinks of purple mesh.

0:44:42.520 --> 0:44:43.799
<v Speaker 5>A beautiful eyepillow.

0:44:43.840 --> 0:44:46.600
<v Speaker 1>I must say it's gone. I have just absolutely crushed it.

0:44:47.200 --> 0:44:48.960
<v Speaker 1>I've rubbed it between my hands that long. What did

0:44:49.000 --> 0:44:50.319
<v Speaker 1>I get you guys for Christmas?

0:44:52.160 --> 0:44:54.360
<v Speaker 4>You got me? What do you call it? One of

0:44:54.360 --> 0:44:57.919
<v Speaker 4>those dusk.

0:44:56.880 --> 0:44:59.520
<v Speaker 1>I've seen you use it when the last three times

0:44:59.560 --> 0:45:00.640
<v Speaker 1>i've been to your house it's been on.

0:45:00.680 --> 0:45:03.080
<v Speaker 5>It's not beautiful, and I've sent you phonos of me

0:45:03.280 --> 0:45:03.640
<v Speaker 5>using it.

0:45:04.160 --> 0:45:05.799
<v Speaker 1>You also sent me fighters of silver. And she was

0:45:05.840 --> 0:45:06.879
<v Speaker 1>beheaded months before.

0:45:07.000 --> 0:45:11.960
<v Speaker 5>She was not beheaded, she was flushed. No, she wasn't.

0:45:12.080 --> 0:45:15.640
<v Speaker 5>Interesting course, she was buried. So I got a little

0:45:15.719 --> 0:45:19.239
<v Speaker 5>jewelry box, right, a Pandora jewelry box, and put her

0:45:19.280 --> 0:45:23.759
<v Speaker 5>in there and buried her aware in my parents' backyard,

0:45:24.400 --> 0:45:26.440
<v Speaker 5>the mansion. It's not a mansion.

0:45:26.560 --> 0:45:30.360
<v Speaker 1>Interesting, she's in the family crypt. Do you guys have

0:45:30.360 --> 0:45:34.080
<v Speaker 1>a family crypt. It's like really rich families have a crypt,

0:45:34.080 --> 0:45:35.680
<v Speaker 1>and it's like a it's like a house in a

0:45:35.719 --> 0:45:37.400
<v Speaker 1>graveyard and all the family get to be buried in

0:45:37.400 --> 0:45:40.040
<v Speaker 1>that one house. Hayden's family have a crypt.

0:45:40.480 --> 0:45:42.680
<v Speaker 4>Is have you purchased your plots?

0:45:42.760 --> 0:45:44.439
<v Speaker 1>He's got his, but I don't have one.

0:45:45.040 --> 0:45:48.200
<v Speaker 5>Is it one that you walk in and there's.

0:45:48.040 --> 0:45:51.000
<v Speaker 1>A little path to it. It's a little segregated area.

0:45:51.040 --> 0:45:55.520
<v Speaker 1>It's quite beautiful, to be honest, ol Fresco. Yes, Yes,

0:45:55.560 --> 0:45:59.040
<v Speaker 1>it's very sort of COVID era dining, you know, outside easy, breezy.

0:45:59.120 --> 0:45:59.279
<v Speaker 15>Well.

0:45:59.320 --> 0:46:03.160
<v Speaker 5>I visited my grandfather and grandmother and all relatives at

0:46:03.160 --> 0:46:06.279
<v Speaker 5>the Double Cemetry. Yes, and you can't even see their

0:46:06.320 --> 0:46:09.680
<v Speaker 5>plucks anymore. It's full of dust from the because there's.

0:46:09.520 --> 0:46:13.160
<v Speaker 4>Little mamous dust. How it's not just any from.

0:46:13.000 --> 0:46:18.480
<v Speaker 5>The mice so lucky mice pandemic. There's all these little holes.

0:46:19.400 --> 0:46:22.919
<v Speaker 4>My grandparents have already purchased their plots in the bog

0:46:23.000 --> 0:46:26.319
<v Speaker 4>and Gate Cemetery, and because they're currently alive, they just

0:46:26.480 --> 0:46:28.880
<v Speaker 4>use that patch of land as a parking spot whenever

0:46:28.920 --> 0:46:32.359
<v Speaker 4>they go to the cemetery, and so it just means

0:46:32.360 --> 0:46:34.400
<v Speaker 4>they're closer to the view if they're going to a

0:46:34.440 --> 0:46:35.799
<v Speaker 4>cemetery or a burial or whatever.

0:46:36.000 --> 0:46:37.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, how often are they there?

0:46:38.239 --> 0:46:38.399
<v Speaker 5>Oh?

0:46:38.400 --> 0:46:40.120
<v Speaker 4>I mean their friends are dropping life flies.

0:46:40.160 --> 0:46:42.799
<v Speaker 1>They're old at that age. Yeah, you went back home.

0:46:42.880 --> 0:46:45.439
<v Speaker 1>We didn't even discuss the episode before we went on break.

0:46:45.480 --> 0:46:47.640
<v Speaker 1>You were talking about the mice plague and you went

0:46:47.840 --> 0:46:49.239
<v Speaker 1>was it as bad as you thought now?

0:46:49.360 --> 0:46:51.840
<v Speaker 4>Because it's nowhere near as bad as the one I

0:46:51.880 --> 0:46:53.239
<v Speaker 4>already lived through when I was ten.

0:46:53.440 --> 0:46:53.720
<v Speaker 1>Yes.

0:46:54.680 --> 0:46:56.480
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my dad seems to have gotten on top of

0:46:56.520 --> 0:46:58.400
<v Speaker 4>it with his dy traps, so that's good.

0:46:58.480 --> 0:47:01.440
<v Speaker 1>We still need to plan a show from bergen Gate. Yes,

0:47:01.480 --> 0:47:03.279
<v Speaker 1>we'll do a show from bergen Gate. We'll do a

0:47:03.280 --> 0:47:05.719
<v Speaker 1>show from the Placial Mansion in Lane Cove, and then

0:47:05.719 --> 0:47:07.360
<v Speaker 1>we will do a show from the from the Shire.

0:47:07.560 --> 0:47:10.280
<v Speaker 5>Can we do a show from the Double Tourism Center.

0:47:11.120 --> 0:47:12.919
<v Speaker 1>We all get to do a show from one place

0:47:12.960 --> 0:47:14.799
<v Speaker 1>that has meaning in our lives. We all get to pick,

0:47:14.960 --> 0:47:18.080
<v Speaker 1>and whether that is I don't know, Jenned nineteenth century Rome, yes,

0:47:18.400 --> 0:47:24.120
<v Speaker 1>or your pleasure, Benlehem or Jerusalem.

0:47:24.440 --> 0:47:27.040
<v Speaker 12>Where you're going to do like a family holiday road trip,

0:47:27.200 --> 0:47:31.359
<v Speaker 12>get a little caravan go to all of these awful locations.

0:47:32.440 --> 0:47:34.160
<v Speaker 1>Maybe we should do that. We should do the anti

0:47:34.400 --> 0:47:37.040
<v Speaker 1>broadcast like everyone's like the broadcast from the top of

0:47:37.080 --> 0:47:39.640
<v Speaker 1>the Q one Resort and plaza. We should just go

0:47:40.440 --> 0:47:43.600
<v Speaker 1>to a bob seafood on the highway next to the

0:47:43.640 --> 0:47:45.480
<v Speaker 1>train station and do a live broadcast.

0:47:45.800 --> 0:47:50.000
<v Speaker 4>I'll just get some potato scollops. I love chicken salt.

0:47:50.480 --> 0:47:52.239
<v Speaker 1>I had a couple of prong cutlets the other night

0:47:52.280 --> 0:47:56.359
<v Speaker 1>in Queensland, amazing contracept with diaphragm Sam. If you don't

0:47:56.360 --> 0:47:58.680
<v Speaker 1>mind me calling you Christian name. You had an update

0:47:58.719 --> 0:48:00.399
<v Speaker 1>on the Bunnings broadcast that were planning.

0:48:02.360 --> 0:48:06.400
<v Speaker 12>So apparently one of our lovely friends here knows the

0:48:06.400 --> 0:48:08.640
<v Speaker 12>guy who knows the guy who knows the guy, and

0:48:09.040 --> 0:48:10.720
<v Speaker 12>it looks like we might be able to make this happen.

0:48:12.000 --> 0:48:12.520
<v Speaker 12>You know that.

0:48:13.040 --> 0:48:15.600
<v Speaker 1>So someone at this radio station obviously works with him

0:48:15.640 --> 0:48:18.200
<v Speaker 1>advertising and whatnot, and that's and then that we're connected

0:48:18.200 --> 0:48:18.520
<v Speaker 1>that way.

0:48:18.640 --> 0:48:21.840
<v Speaker 12>Yes, I was at I was in a VIP lounge

0:48:21.840 --> 0:48:25.840
<v Speaker 12>in Balmain talking to one of the lovely people that

0:48:25.920 --> 0:48:29.600
<v Speaker 12>work in our sales department, and she is a massive

0:48:29.640 --> 0:48:33.800
<v Speaker 12>fan of the podcast. Oh G.

0:48:34.120 --> 0:48:36.319
<v Speaker 3>Listens to every single episode lite.

0:48:36.920 --> 0:48:38.880
<v Speaker 1>Wow, so she wants to make this happen.

0:48:40.160 --> 0:48:41.279
<v Speaker 3>She knows the guy who knows the guy who.

0:48:42.560 --> 0:48:45.360
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to negate your connections, Sam, But can't

0:48:45.360 --> 0:48:47.480
<v Speaker 4>any old bastard do a bunning sausage? Say well, I

0:48:47.520 --> 0:48:49.360
<v Speaker 4>don't think we need to know someone, do we?

0:48:49.560 --> 0:48:51.360
<v Speaker 3>That's true, But he is the issue.

0:48:52.000 --> 0:48:55.040
<v Speaker 12>Here's the issue, right, But things are very very popular,

0:48:55.920 --> 0:48:57.640
<v Speaker 12>So I feel like we just kind of need to

0:48:57.719 --> 0:48:59.719
<v Speaker 12>insert ourselves a little bit, maybe just make a bit

0:48:59.719 --> 0:49:00.560
<v Speaker 12>more of a fan fait.

0:49:01.080 --> 0:49:02.080
<v Speaker 1>I know what you meant like that?

0:49:02.200 --> 0:49:06.239
<v Speaker 4>Yes, yes, yes, yes, how do you intend to insert ourselves?

0:49:06.640 --> 0:49:07.480
<v Speaker 4>What's the next step?

0:49:07.680 --> 0:49:08.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? What do we need to do?

0:49:09.200 --> 0:49:09.920
<v Speaker 3>I haven't got that far?

0:49:09.960 --> 0:49:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Guys, but he's very busy. He's got a real job

0:49:12.280 --> 0:49:12.600
<v Speaker 1>as well.

0:49:13.719 --> 0:49:18.640
<v Speaker 5>Random thought you could try smoking the doubo dirt from there.

0:49:18.800 --> 0:49:22.080
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that is a very elephant part that niche got me. Yes,

0:49:22.200 --> 0:49:25.640
<v Speaker 4>I'm not smoking dirt, although that would be a much

0:49:25.760 --> 0:49:27.879
<v Speaker 4>nicer ornament if I filled it with the dust. Yes,

0:49:27.960 --> 0:49:28.800
<v Speaker 4>the glass part.

0:49:28.680 --> 0:49:31.840
<v Speaker 1>I was very anxious about bringing that back through airport security.

0:49:32.040 --> 0:49:34.320
<v Speaker 4>It's not illegal to own a glass parte.

0:49:34.120 --> 0:49:35.480
<v Speaker 1>That's what I said. The lady was like, as long

0:49:35.520 --> 0:49:38.000
<v Speaker 1>as it hasn't been used by any illegal substances. You

0:49:38.000 --> 0:49:40.040
<v Speaker 1>can bring it. And she said, if they question you

0:49:40.080 --> 0:49:43.120
<v Speaker 1>about it, tell them it's to smoke tobacco in right,

0:49:43.280 --> 0:49:44.880
<v Speaker 1>And I said, okay.

0:49:44.680 --> 0:49:47.000
<v Speaker 4>Now, you said, babe, I'm California, though, but have you

0:49:47.040 --> 0:49:48.960
<v Speaker 4>seen documentary.

0:49:50.520 --> 0:49:51.920
<v Speaker 1>She wanted to cardiac arrest or something?

0:49:52.000 --> 0:49:54.440
<v Speaker 4>Right, she had like seven strokes or some shit. It's ridiculous,

0:49:54.680 --> 0:49:55.280
<v Speaker 4>poor girl.

0:49:55.400 --> 0:49:57.280
<v Speaker 1>I love Demi. I think she's absolutely fantastic.

0:49:57.640 --> 0:49:59.760
<v Speaker 4>Actually, I actually couldn't stand her when she was lower.

0:50:00.280 --> 0:50:03.040
<v Speaker 4>I saw right through it. Every time she got up

0:50:03.080 --> 0:50:06.400
<v Speaker 4>there and was all preaching. She goes, how goods Jesus

0:50:06.440 --> 0:50:09.960
<v Speaker 4>and being sober, and oh, I'm the poster goal for sobriety.

0:50:10.000 --> 0:50:12.040
<v Speaker 4>I would just look into her eyes and think, I

0:50:12.120 --> 0:50:15.640
<v Speaker 4>can tell you want to be fucked up right now.

0:50:15.880 --> 0:50:19.960
<v Speaker 4>You are craving everything you've been told not to take,

0:50:20.520 --> 0:50:23.600
<v Speaker 4>and sure enough, here we are a relapse. So I

0:50:23.640 --> 0:50:25.680
<v Speaker 4>feel like she said, it's probably better just to have

0:50:25.760 --> 0:50:27.440
<v Speaker 4>a couple of joints every now and then than to

0:50:27.520 --> 0:50:28.959
<v Speaker 4>end up turning to Harolin.

0:50:28.719 --> 0:50:31.719
<v Speaker 1>Californ I love it. You know what's funny the new song,

0:50:31.960 --> 0:50:34.319
<v Speaker 1>it's all out in the open. She's like, I had

0:50:34.360 --> 0:50:37.040
<v Speaker 1>a tinfoil meth pipe, but maybe in the kitchen. Like

0:50:37.120 --> 0:50:39.040
<v Speaker 1>it's very very open.

0:50:38.800 --> 0:50:42.600
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, exactly, Yeah, she tells the full story. I love it,

0:50:42.640 --> 0:50:45.200
<v Speaker 4>and like I said, I've never found her more interesting

0:50:45.200 --> 0:50:47.120
<v Speaker 4>than now because I'm like, oh, lit's you're being honest. Yeah,

0:50:47.239 --> 0:50:50.200
<v Speaker 4>I saw right through the churchy fucking sobriety rubbish.

0:50:50.239 --> 0:50:53.680
<v Speaker 1>I was playing it on the plane. It's more like

0:50:54.160 --> 0:50:56.040
<v Speaker 1>a short story. Really, I do love that.

0:50:56.160 --> 0:50:59.440
<v Speaker 4>Are you talking about the documentary or the album that

0:50:59.600 --> 0:51:05.560
<v Speaker 4>wasn't about the least one? Dancing in the devil every night?

0:51:07.120 --> 0:51:09.440
<v Speaker 1>Every night? I have been good.

0:51:10.000 --> 0:51:10.960
<v Speaker 11>You're a dessert.

0:51:11.600 --> 0:51:15.040
<v Speaker 5>I think that it feels like it's worth looking.

0:51:17.280 --> 0:51:20.839
<v Speaker 1>Very little singing at this point, like an episode. It's

0:51:20.840 --> 0:51:22.000
<v Speaker 1>sort of melodic.

0:51:22.360 --> 0:51:30.680
<v Speaker 16>Twisting reality, homeless sinsanity. I told you I was okay,

0:51:30.920 --> 0:51:36.360
<v Speaker 16>but I was lying lying I would.

0:51:37.440 --> 0:51:38.080
<v Speaker 8>This is good.

0:51:38.360 --> 0:51:39.920
<v Speaker 4>Just so you know, in order to get away with

0:51:39.960 --> 0:51:41.920
<v Speaker 4>playing so much of this song on the podcast, we

0:51:42.000 --> 0:51:44.720
<v Speaker 4>have to offer a critique or do a parody of it.

0:51:44.719 --> 0:51:46.720
<v Speaker 4>It's otherwise we're copyright.

0:51:46.239 --> 0:51:49.320
<v Speaker 1>Breach in good taste?

0:51:49.600 --> 0:51:51.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh when have we ever been a good taste?

0:51:52.760 --> 0:51:53.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay, what could we do?

0:51:54.280 --> 0:51:56.160
<v Speaker 4>It's so hard to say?

0:51:56.320 --> 0:52:04.120
<v Speaker 5>No, double Dolow.

0:52:04.160 --> 0:52:05.240
<v Speaker 4>You should work for the Chasers.

0:52:05.400 --> 0:52:09.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I haven't heard the wait for the She talks

0:52:09.440 --> 0:52:14.160
<v Speaker 1>about an aliminium part. She might be tinfoil rapple something.

0:52:14.160 --> 0:52:21.520
<v Speaker 16>It's just a little whieline before that's okay. A little

0:52:21.600 --> 0:52:26.040
<v Speaker 16>wieline is a little glass par pipe.

0:52:27.640 --> 0:52:30.480
<v Speaker 6>Ten foranity almost got the best of me.

0:52:31.040 --> 0:52:31.920
<v Speaker 4>I can't praying.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm okay. See, I wouldn't have said ten four. I

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<v Speaker 1>would have said aluminium foil. But that's the Aussie vernacular

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<v Speaker 1>coming in.

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<v Speaker 4>Go down, twist reality.

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<v Speaker 5>Less insanity.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd argue that that's the second chorus, not exactly a melody. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just my criticism. Another one?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you put on a different one?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>It's called Anyone and I love it. However, I have

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<v Speaker 4>to be in the right mood to listen to it,

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<v Speaker 4>because sometimes I'm like, Wow, this song is great, But

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<v Speaker 4>other times I'm like, God, you're a bit yelly? Aren't

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<v Speaker 4>you just a bit fucking yelly in this song? Go

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<v Speaker 4>to the last chorus. You'll know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 6>Anywhere, Please anywhere, somewhere, anywhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Here, I'll do a critique a bit pitchy.

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<v Speaker 1>Bubs lyrics needed work vocally. Six nobody's listening to meet.

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<v Speaker 4>You on me.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful, well done guys, illegally we got played in court?

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<v Speaker 4>Was that No, we're actually in the clear.

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<v Speaker 1>Were making comedy.

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<v Speaker 5>Before the drug overdose or after?

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<v Speaker 1>That's on the same as that that song was before.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 4>It's about turning to heroine and the first three songs

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<v Speaker 4>that are before and then the rest is after.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I see, but that's a new leaf that I love.

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<v Speaker 1>Like you said, you weren't sold on her now you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Based on all this music, I'm the opposite for Justin Bieber,

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<v Speaker 1>like all this hill song music that he's putting out.

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<v Speaker 1>What Holy and Anyone.

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<v Speaker 5>And Anyone isn't isn't the whole album is Christian pop?

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<v Speaker 5>Well anyone isn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not. It's about the one and only person

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<v Speaker 1>that who loves everyone thinks it's Justin.

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<v Speaker 4>Bieber also have a song called anyone Ah okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Right? Oh God, oh God? I get tracks, run into

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<v Speaker 1>the altar? Can we end at the second?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh me?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh me.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't do well with the drama.

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<v Speaker 1>I did drama in high school.

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<v Speaker 4>And I can't stand in being a fake anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>It's about God.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all very Jesus. I'm just reading the rest and

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<v Speaker 3>it's all very well.

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<v Speaker 5>Well it is called Holy Jenn a very defensive of

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<v Speaker 5>the Christian Church.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, she's mindful of things that have happened in this

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<v Speaker 4>very building when people, yes, you know, make religious jokes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you're exactly right. Yeah, I'd impress that that was God.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let's get out of here. I'm surprising of

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<v Speaker 1>Jenna came in and said I'm pregnant and it was

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<v Speaker 1>immaculate conception.

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<v Speaker 4>That would be the only explanation that's happened before.

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<v Speaker 5>When when I gave birth to baby Jesus. Mary Magdalene, No,

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<v Speaker 5>that's the wrong one.

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<v Speaker 1>Who had was Jesus.

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<v Speaker 5>Month's not Mary Magdalene.

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<v Speaker 4>Mary Magdalen was the whore, the nice Mary. Ye to Mary, Mary,

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<v Speaker 4>Mary Mary, dangerous Mary, all right, dangerous territory, the Virgin Mary.

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<v Speaker 4>Kyle sandalinz Google.

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<v Speaker 3>You're right.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just googled the book. It's called The Bible. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>have to read into it. It's gonna read number two

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<v Speaker 1>one audible. What if there's an audiobook of that?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 4>It would be I've actually been getting into audiobooks recently.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you have like a pile of books on your

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<v Speaker 4>side table, and you know you'll never read.

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<v Speaker 1>I took one away with me and got through two

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<v Speaker 1>pages and then when I'm going to sit in the

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<v Speaker 1>bar and read it, and then it got wet and

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<v Speaker 1>the page fell out.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>I've started listening to the books that I have the

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<v Speaker 4>physical copy of, and I know full well that I

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<v Speaker 4>will never get to them. And so yeah, I'm into

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<v Speaker 4>the audiobooks. What do you mean to show me Holy Bible?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I thought of you the other day at

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<v Speaker 1>the airport. Actually, Kitty Flinagan has a new book and

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<v Speaker 1>right up your rally.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, quite a few Bible audiobooks.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, you are kidding me.

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<v Speaker 4>I never kid when do I kid?

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<v Speaker 1>Very true, Sometimes you.

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<v Speaker 3>Just need a bit of audio.

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<v Speaker 1>Beginning when God created the heavens and the earth, the

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<v Speaker 1>earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face

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<v Speaker 1>of the deep.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, wow Genesis.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, who's that voicing it?

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<v Speaker 4>Anyone of Merrit John Banks?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>My God, good for him one time.

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<v Speaker 4>But they have quite a few different versions. Interesting, I'm

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<v Speaker 4>not gonna play another one. Yeah, with quite a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a friend that had her first Bible and

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<v Speaker 1>she just had a hot, pink, girly Bible.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, yeah, I had the dumb down kids version of illustration.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I think I had that, interesting, Sam, Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have a Bible?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't have a Bible. I was a good little

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<v Speaker 3>Christian child, yes, really Catholic child, Catholic school daily.

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<v Speaker 1>My athlic My dad has a merry statue of Mary

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<v Speaker 1>in his Again.

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<v Speaker 4>We're teetering in danger with terrible to say it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a statue of Mary.

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<v Speaker 4>I know I've been conditioned to be like, no, you

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<v Speaker 4>won't be able to help yourself. You'll make a jogular

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<v Speaker 4>fend someone that we protest is at the station.

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<v Speaker 3>Again.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't do that. I won't do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't I can see your brain ticking over. No, it's

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<v Speaker 4>because I'm just trying to stand very rarely think it's happening.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, will see you next week, Jenner. I'd be here.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why no one is telling me.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll check in with her that I messaged you.

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<v Speaker 1>You said that I won't be here, but I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why you're keeping it a start.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want him to know. I want him to

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<v Speaker 4>find out on the show because I know it's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not ridiculous talk.

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<v Speaker 1>You haven't mentioned anything.

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<v Speaker 5>I have actually, but you just ignored me.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you going away? Will you be at work?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not I'm not answering.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're keeping it a secret. Just fucking be patient anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>Kate Langbrook will be on too, so that's gonna be allesome.

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<v Speaker 1>You've had a Google in the meantime, and if you're

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<v Speaker 1>on the podcast app listening to us, men, where else

0:58:50.200 --> 0:58:52.760
<v Speaker 1>will you be listening to us? You can search the

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<v Speaker 1>three pm pick up it's the Kiss Afternoon Show and

0:58:56.280 --> 0:58:57.960
<v Speaker 1>you can have a listen get a little taste of

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<v Speaker 1>miss Langbrook before you get a.

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<v Speaker 4>Hurt nex week on the Shelby Very See if you

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<v Speaker 4>agree with Mitch and say that her and I have

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<v Speaker 4>the same energy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's just you've got a you'll be a Kate

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<v Speaker 1>ling Brook vibe in about thirty years, fair enough.

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<v Speaker 4>I wouldn't be mad about that at all. I love her.

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<v Speaker 1>We all have our energies. Like actually, speaking of the Bible,

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<v Speaker 1>Sam is very Jesus hate Christy Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like that's I feel very holy like Baber.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you're.

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<v Speaker 4>Too white for Jesus though, Jesus was not white, and Jenna.

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<v Speaker 5>I just wish I could meet Kate ling Brook.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, you're the one that told me you can't come

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<v Speaker 4>in next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes no, but sorry Tunnel all right, we will see you.

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<v Speaker 1>We will see you guys next week. Thanks, so listen

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<v Speaker 1>in good bye bye