Speaker 1: People do some weird ship.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sense than others. Bring pikes, nurseries,
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Speaker 3: S Hey why I hey as in kill hey why.
Speaker 1: Okay, bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults wood,
Speaker 1: Why is life so expensive?
Speaker 4: I'm not even having a good time.
Speaker 5: This is is just.
Speaker 4: A couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: What about me? Don't forget No, he is maturely and
Speaker 1: yes we are, We're by, We're back.
Speaker 5: I'm back too.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was a vital part of the show.
Speaker 5: Yes, grounds excuse me?
Speaker 4: Are you forgetting the change of job title?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck yeah pride keeper Jenna. Oh and people are
Speaker 1: loving your new role over on the front and the things.
Speaker 1: Prize keeper got, my prize, got my pride.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're actually receiving their prizes. Unbelievable, Like she's.
Speaker 1: Actually doing a job. Hi, guys, I'm feeling sy. I'm
Speaker 1: very I'm just Lucy goosey. I'm film very relaxed.
Speaker 4: Yeah I saw you having a gay old time up
Speaker 4: in Queensland. On Instagram.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll keep it ambiguous. I was having a nice
Speaker 1: relaxing time with my partner and I loved it and
Speaker 1: had a great time.
Speaker 4: Okay, so when you were sharing a bed with your
Speaker 4: gay boyfriend, well, where were your name?
Speaker 1: They? We had a great time. We had so much fun,
Speaker 1: Like we did all the theme parks like it was classic,
Speaker 1: like gold know.
Speaker 4: I noticed that. I was like, are they something that
Speaker 4: you do when you're adults and you don't have kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh that's exactly what we said. We go, we
Speaker 1: are we are going to be screwed and we have kids.
Speaker 1: Because the screaming and the yelling and the food consumption,
Speaker 1: that won't change much, but the amount of attention you
Speaker 1: need to give kids that a theme park is through
Speaker 1: the roof and Hayden and I would just run through
Speaker 1: the lines, were doing fast Pass. It was great. Dream World,
Speaker 1: Movie World, See World. My feeling very relax You're, on
Speaker 1: the other hand, very tense. You've got a wheat bag
Speaker 1: on your look.
Speaker 4: I was feeling rested after our Easter break, but oh,
Speaker 4: I really have myself to blame. Only I kind of
Speaker 4: undid all the rest. Over the weekend, I went clubbing
Speaker 4: two nights in a row? Clubbing two nights in a row. No,
Speaker 4: I just don't know what I was thinking. I got
Speaker 4: a bit excited because you know, all the gay clubs
Speaker 4: are starting to reopen, and see me, the dancing bands lifted,
Speaker 4: and so you never know when we're going to be
Speaker 4: shut down again. So I'm just going to make the
Speaker 4: most of it. And now I'm still I'm still recovering.
Speaker 1: Two nights in a row? Was there someone there? Was there?
Speaker 1: Somebody had your eye on, someone that you had your
Speaker 1: eye on.
Speaker 4: No, found them when I got there, right nights?
Speaker 1: Really the same person? No, good for you. Listen to
Speaker 1: the show. You've had that before. People who have their
Speaker 1: tongue down your throat and they pull it out to say, oh,
Speaker 1: left a.
Speaker 4: Review one of them did. One of them had no idea.
Speaker 1: Who I was. That's always nice. Yeah, oh good for you.
Speaker 1: We need to have a panandole and relax.
Speaker 5: I'm fine.
Speaker 4: I'm feeling good for episode sixty three.
Speaker 1: It's great to be here. What are we doing today?
Speaker 4: Oh well, there's going to be a lot more sex
Speaker 4: talk coming up later. So you remember last week we
Speaker 4: were talking to my housemate about that guy he hooked
Speaker 4: up with who wanted to be wanted to be pleasured
Speaker 4: using like vegetables and stuff the fruit like, yes, And
Speaker 4: I'd never heard of this kink, and I wanted to
Speaker 4: know what other interesting and you know, a little out
Speaker 4: of the ordinary kinks are out there, and I've gotten
Speaker 4: a lot of people writing in, so I'm going to
Speaker 4: be doing kink class later.
Speaker 1: I was, do you have to do them on the
Speaker 1: table here?
Speaker 4: No, you don't have to attempt them. You should see
Speaker 4: my Google history.
Speaker 1: Though you didn't do it on the work WiFi, did you?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 4: Yeah I did. Actually I had to google all of them,
Speaker 4: so yeah, wow, shat yourself in.
Speaker 1: We'll strap it on and that coming up later.
Speaker 4: Of course.
Speaker 1: If it's your first time listening, high thank you. This
Speaker 1: is it just me, brought you by a red Rooster.
Speaker 1: Try the new crunchy fried Chicken today. Let's kick it
Speaker 1: off the same way we do each week with two.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Something we've noticed, something we hate
Speaker 1: or appreciate. Mine is like, I'm feeling refreshed, I'm feeling relaxed,
Speaker 1: I feel.
Speaker 4: Little actually yeah, yeah, I noticed that.
Speaker 1: I got some sun I went swimming for the first time,
Speaker 1: and I think ten years.
Speaker 4: Ten years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I did the math in the ocean ten years rubbish.
Speaker 1: I swear to you, like, let's go swimming. I'm like, awesome,
Speaker 1: I'll sit by the sand and watch. She's like, why
Speaker 1: would you do that? It's quite out like the beach.
Speaker 1: She's like why, Like, what an't I taking my top off?
Speaker 1: I get very self, Conner, did you take your to
Speaker 1: I took the top off and bolted. You know, I wasn't.
Speaker 5: We had our rush shirts.
Speaker 1: We went to Rick Curl to search and they didn't
Speaker 1: have the sizing. We actually we have a tactic when
Speaker 1: I go in the pool swim because I did swim
Speaker 1: with my shirt on a one day. I'm like, this
Speaker 1: is fucked. I feel like an absolute.
Speaker 4: Nob just a normal shirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a black to drag like polls you like
Speaker 1: you swim? Yeah, it's not safe. So then we worked
Speaker 1: it out. We'd go in the pool and then Hayden
Speaker 1: will get out first and then come to the edge
Speaker 1: and stand there with a towel like a toddler. And
Speaker 1: then I'd stand up into the tower and then I
Speaker 1: would roll into it like.
Speaker 4: A little little piece of sushi, yes.
Speaker 1: Little piece of sushi or a butterfly and a cocoon,
Speaker 1: and then I would go and sulk at the chair.
Speaker 1: We don't have room service yet. That was our routine.
Speaker 1: More to talk about. Apparently my agem's holiday themed, so
Speaker 1: good day, I might get off my chest first mine
Speaker 1: kind of?
Speaker 4: Is I suppose?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Something I got up to over the break anyway?
Speaker 1: Everywhere? All right, I'll go first, let's jump in. Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Do you still feel the need to
Speaker 1: get friends and family at present after every holiday?
Speaker 4: M yeah, if it's a big one, yes, Like if
Speaker 4: it's overseas.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the distinction that I discuss this with Hayden.
Speaker 1: Every holiday my family would go on growing up that
Speaker 1: can't home with their suitcase and we'd either pick them
Speaker 1: up from the airport or Dad would roll in through
Speaker 1: the front door and we'd all sit down and we go, you.
Speaker 6: Got his presence?
Speaker 1: Why did you get us?
Speaker 7: Why did you get us?
Speaker 1: Buy a present? And it's drilled into me this day.
Speaker 1: Every time I'm at the airport, I'm like, fuck, did
Speaker 1: I get the presents? I went to Queensland for five nights.
Speaker 1: I need to get well, I'm gonna get the fucking
Speaker 1: story bridge fridge magnet to give to my mom.
Speaker 4: That's not somewhere you'd usually go souvenir shopping, but like,
Speaker 4: because it's been so long since we've been able to travel,
Speaker 4: it's like, guys, I want to rub it in. I've
Speaker 4: been out of the state.
Speaker 1: Yes, And that's how I felt. Even at like the
Speaker 1: SeaWorld gift shop, I'm like, hey, no one need a
Speaker 1: suff powl of bear plushy, but we don't. But I
Speaker 1: just felt the need to buy it for someone.
Speaker 4: Does it ever feel like you're rubbing it in that
Speaker 4: you've been there and they haven't.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 4: Like I remember Jenna coming back from a London trip.
Speaker 4: This is well before we went overseas together, and she
Speaker 4: gave me London Union Jack pajamas and I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: leave me nothing to me. I haven't been.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wasn't there.
Speaker 5: No, I was so excited. I gave everyone gifts from London.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everything you'd be a gift giver. I feel like
Speaker 1: you really. I remember my dad came back from from
Speaker 1: where's the Pope lived the Vatican City and gave me
Speaker 1: a jar of holy water. You're gonna kill your son.
Speaker 1: He didn't know at that point of my predicament my
Speaker 1: life choices. But he gave me a jar of hollywater.
Speaker 1: And I don't have the connection to the Vatican Dad.
Speaker 4: Did he personally bless each and every bottle, every jar?
Speaker 4: I highly doubt that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was a little bit of Mount
Speaker 1: Frankie jar bottle that they were selling on the street. Anyway,
Speaker 1: continuing that trend, I just couldn't resist, and I bought
Speaker 1: you guys presents.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Carefully chosen.
Speaker 5: I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: I actually saw this. I'll do Jeni's first. I saw
Speaker 1: something that I wanted to get you. Jenna at dream
Speaker 1: World have like a little Harry Potter store, like full
Speaker 1: of Harry Potter paraphernalia. And I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: ever seen the film, but these cheli beans looked absolutely lovely,
Speaker 1: and I got you some rare gold coast jelibans.
Speaker 4: The hell, Okay, that's cool, that's not rubbing in that.
Speaker 4: You've been something.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 5: I love that. Yeah, Donut Shop, the donut flavored.
Speaker 1: Ji McGonagall gave these two lots and puff in episode.
Speaker 4: I don't think I think she's having you on there.
Speaker 4: That's not Birdie bots. Every flavor beans.
Speaker 5: So good, and I love that it's made him manly.
Speaker 4: If it's done a full one eighty like a little boomerang,
Speaker 4: hasn't it?
Speaker 1: I love it Manly from Sydney's North. Yeah, yeah, Now
Speaker 1: this is for you. I don't know if you can
Speaker 1: even discuss this on the show or if we can
Speaker 1: talk about it legally. You've got a box at your house.
Speaker 1: Have we discussed the Delta box on the show?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: What the hell? I think you'll love it dinner.
Speaker 4: When I went through my oh wow, okay, yeah, when
Speaker 4: I went through my stoner phase in twenty seventeen, I
Speaker 4: used to disguise my little stash of green plants in
Speaker 4: a Delta Goodrum Perkin box. As I'm unwrapping up, I
Speaker 4: recognize this. This is my first little pipe that I
Speaker 4: used to smoke out of. It was shattered. Oh it's
Speaker 4: a little darling, isn't.
Speaker 2: It a little old elephant?
Speaker 4: It's a glass elephant smoke weed anymore?
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, did you know?
Speaker 4: It looks like a cute ornament.
Speaker 5: Oh, that is cute.
Speaker 1: You can put tobacco on it.
Speaker 4: I don't smoke tobacco.
Speaker 1: To smoke something.
Speaker 4: Actually, that kind of ties into what my age is
Speaker 4: to be honest? Oh yeah, should I just give it
Speaker 4: to you?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: You say thank you for the gift.
Speaker 4: Thank you, very sentimental, little glass elephant.
Speaker 1: It is it just me?
Speaker 4: Do you choose to believe that there are no health
Speaker 4: risks associated with vapes and you won't hear anything to
Speaker 4: the contrary?
Speaker 1: Oh what, you haven't started? You?
Speaker 4: Well? Maybe? Oh look, I mentioned that all the clubs
Speaker 4: are reopening in Sydney. I was I need to go
Speaker 4: out clubbing over the Easter break. And I'm not a smoker.
Speaker 4: I don't smoke cigarettes. However, I am self aware enough
Speaker 4: to know that if I'm quite drunk and someone opposed
Speaker 4: me one, I'll be like sure, yeah, And it happens
Speaker 4: more often than not. And I always forget how gross
Speaker 4: you feel the next day after a cigarette. My hair
Speaker 4: reafs fingers, yes, no matter how much you scrub them,
Speaker 4: it's ridiculous. So I was knowing that I was going out,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I really don't want to smoke
Speaker 4: cigarettes tonight, but I don't trust myself. So one of
Speaker 4: my friends was like, why don't you get a vape?
Speaker 4: And I was like, okay, cool, I got it. And
Speaker 4: now I'm smoking more than I ever did. I used
Speaker 4: to never smoke cigarettes during daylight or when I was sober,
Speaker 4: but now you should see me. I'm just in my bed.
Speaker 4: What do Netflix happened to, babe?
Speaker 1: No, you know they are so bad for you.
Speaker 5: They're lovely.
Speaker 1: They're really it's like electric battery assets.
Speaker 4: They're basically fruit. They're peach flaff.
Speaker 1: Oh were you on the bloody peachering trend? I've got
Speaker 1: strawberry bod gem gem donut.
Speaker 4: Some one I've got right here is lemonade. Actually, no,
Speaker 4: he brought it.
Speaker 9: In with him.
Speaker 4: You look like a freak.
Speaker 1: You look like one of those who are the people
Speaker 1: that fly in the tartarses And they've got the little
Speaker 1: letter box that they hoovey and with the green little
Speaker 1: tartar's button.
Speaker 4: It's weird, but I don't think do I know?
Speaker 1: Can you google some of the dangers of smoking?
Speaker 5: No, I'm curious actually, because it could really kill you.
Speaker 4: You know, it is kind of ironic that I believe
Speaker 4: they're designed for people who were existing cigarette addicts, you like,
Speaker 4: smoked every day of their life, which is not me.
Speaker 4: I can go months without smoking, and I don't crave it.
Speaker 4: It's only on nights out that I'm like dah as well,
Speaker 4: and so I thought this would be a better alternative.
Speaker 1: But now it's how do you? How do you hold it?
Speaker 1: Show me what's your technique? Oh? Holding it like it's
Speaker 1: a USB is about to stick into a computer.
Speaker 5: It's sliding up.
Speaker 1: Lights of the bottom, a lot of let me smell
Speaker 1: you gotta save.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've I've got wait. I found this Okay. So yes,
Speaker 5: vaping is less harmful than smoking cigarettes, but that doesn't
Speaker 5: mean they're not harm free. Some brands contain chemicals, including
Speaker 5: for madeliteehyde yeah, often used in building materials, and another
Speaker 5: ingredient used in anti freeze that can cause cancer. Flavors
Speaker 5: also raise red flags. Hear this according to Professor Simon
Speaker 5: Chapman from his Sydney years.
Speaker 1: I live Sydney, UNI. We get coffee at the.
Speaker 5: Local estimated that there's eight thousand flavorings available right, but.
Speaker 4: None is tasty.
Speaker 1: Children love it.
Speaker 5: But none of them have been approved for inhalation as vapor,
Speaker 5: only for ingestion as food flavoring. So the bottom line
Speaker 5: is there is currently no long term data because they're
Speaker 5: relatively new, so we don't we don't really know the
Speaker 5: effects of vaping.
Speaker 4: I could just be one of those ninety year olds
Speaker 4: that are still smoking cigarettes and their justification is we
Speaker 4: didn't know the risks when I was young. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: everybody who.
Speaker 5: Says that, oh, I know Auntie blah blah, she's one
Speaker 5: hundred and three and smoked every day, then they die
Speaker 5: of lung cancer.
Speaker 4: That's true, don't I obviously don't recommend people take them up.
Speaker 4: But yes, I have been turning quite a blind eye.
Speaker 4: I'm very annoyed that you brought this up dinner.
Speaker 5: It's not good.
Speaker 4: It's only been two weeks that I've been vafing and
Speaker 4: I have Yeah, Like I said, I've been turning a
Speaker 4: blind eye to it because I actually did either of
Speaker 4: you watch Did either of you watch Demi Levado's four
Speaker 4: part YouTube documentary yet? So there's this part where she's
Speaker 4: talking about how she's California sober, oh, which means she's
Speaker 4: not completely drug and alcohol free like she used to be.
Speaker 4: She was sober for like six years and then obviously
Speaker 4: relapsed and had an overdose of heroin. Heroin and so
Speaker 4: California sober means that she's pretty much sober except she
Speaker 4: still smokes wheat, and her justification is guys, at least
Speaker 4: it's not going to kill me like heroin, And I
Speaker 4: think those are just beautiful words to live by. I
Speaker 4: could be doing here, could be worse.
Speaker 5: That's lot and you know most of them. Most of vapes, right,
Speaker 5: contain nicotine, which is obviously addicted. So when you stop
Speaker 5: using it, you can go into withdrawal. And that's my major.
Speaker 1: If it's going to make him irritable, keep vapor because
Speaker 1: we'll get calm, beach.
Speaker 4: I don't even know if it makes me calm. I
Speaker 4: don't even know what I'm enjoying about it. It's not good.
Speaker 4: I noticed I've been drinking less since I've started baking,
Speaker 4: so I'm like, maybe I just need some sort of need.
Speaker 4: I need my poison.
Speaker 1: But he's coughing up blood in the morning, and he's
Speaker 1: drinking poor you're listening to is it just me? A
Speaker 1: podcast by a couple of branches?
Speaker 5: You can't?
Speaker 4: Oh, my goodness, me, I see if you're paying attention.
Speaker 1: There was My heart was about to stop that.
Speaker 4: Anyways, people do as I say, not as I do.
Speaker 4: Don't take up.
Speaker 1: Vaping if you're not already, don't kid's listening to this
Speaker 1: because we have a massive audience in the three to
Speaker 1: four age demographic.
Speaker 4: I did. I did tell myself that I wouldn't buy
Speaker 4: any more after this, because I bought three and this
Speaker 4: is the third one.
Speaker 1: So, oh, is it one of those ones that you
Speaker 1: can plug in with your iPhone every night?
Speaker 4: No, I don't actually know how it works.
Speaker 1: My sister went through a phase where you had to
Speaker 1: plug it in every night. I don't even think about
Speaker 1: that charge.
Speaker 5: It's like an iPod.
Speaker 1: It's just like an iPod exactly and what they went
Speaker 1: out of phase and ended up killing.
Speaker 4: So it never occurred to me that there's some sort
Speaker 4: of surge of power going through there. I've aap been
Speaker 4: in the bath.
Speaker 5: Oh, this is an extra layer of dagger.
Speaker 1: And then I'm like, Jenna, Mitch isn't here to record
Speaker 1: the podcast, and we go to your beautiful apartment to
Speaker 1: get you, and Isabella's at the door scratching her do that.
Speaker 4: I don't know what she thinks goes down in the bathing.
Speaker 4: She freaked out every time the door's closed.
Speaker 1: And oh, maybe she's using her cat senses to say,
Speaker 1: do not short circuit yourself. Yes, I'll stop imagine if
Speaker 1: he died in the bath with a vanilla vape.
Speaker 5: No, and it's just lying there next to his lifeless body.
Speaker 1: Mitchell, don't do that to your friend, Please, don't. Hey,
Speaker 1: you can leave us a review five stars, please, that'd
Speaker 1: be great. Let's do some Red Rooster reviews. We read
Speaker 1: them out and we send you out some Red Rooster,
Speaker 1: maybe some merch. We hook you up. I go to
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Speaker 1: This is a live review. This happened on the fly.
Speaker 1: This was an in person review.
Speaker 4: Oh oh, I love that counts.
Speaker 1: That doesn't count.
Speaker 4: That doesn't help us on the chart.
Speaker 1: It does, it does because she didn't leave a review
Speaker 1: and she said, you didn't read it out because I
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Speaker 1: the Gold Coast a couple of days ago. Bummed in
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Speaker 4: There you go. Okay, Well, Red Rooster's coming your way.
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Speaker 1: I've done all my heavy lifting to you can't leave
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Speaker 1: I just want ah which for the life of me,
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Speaker 5: He's getting it.
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Speaker 1: in between orgy talk and sacred hymns you read my review.
Speaker 4: Jeers Queers Done, luky Yay.
Speaker 1: Act that we are now heading in about to do
Speaker 1: a lot of sexy talk.
Speaker 4: Luke brace yourself for kink class. So if you missed
Speaker 4: our most recent episode, we were hearing about a fruit
Speaker 4: fucking fetish that apparently exists. Yes, my housemate actually came
Speaker 4: on the show. I hate to think what else goes
Speaker 4: on in the next door bedroom in my apartment. But
Speaker 4: if you missed it, this is what Jordan said.
Speaker 10: I have involved food once in a threesome a few
Speaker 10: years ago. One guy who I've been with a few times,
Speaker 10: he messaged me and he was like, my new kink
Speaker 10: is to be fucked with food. And I'm like what.
Speaker 10: He's like, do you want to come over? And I'm like,
Speaker 10: I mean sure, He's like cool. Can you go to
Speaker 10: Cole's beforehand?
Speaker 1: Did you want an obergene cucumber.
Speaker 10: Aubergine, Yes, cucumber. Yes, we're basically making a salad inside
Speaker 10: his asshole.
Speaker 4: Okay, please tell me you didn't put those things back
Speaker 4: in the fridge to go.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 10: No, no, most of them actually most of them actually
Speaker 10: got peels and I cooked them into a soup for him.
Speaker 1: Oh are you serious?
Speaker 10: I am dead serious.
Speaker 4: Yes, So reminder, we don't kink shame in this house.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 4: No, but I did ask our listeners to send you
Speaker 4: any other out of the ordinary kinks that we might
Speaker 4: not have heard of that they've either been involved with
Speaker 4: or been asked to be involved with. Interesting, And oh
Speaker 4: my god, we've all got some learning to do. I
Speaker 4: hadn't heard a half of these doing the research, So
Speaker 4: first up. This one comes from Jewels by Jewels. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you have to play.
Speaker 1: That's how it workss Hi, my.
Speaker 11: Name's Jules and I am from Melbourne. I'm an emergency nurse.
Speaker 11: I had a guy come in with the ambulance with
Speaker 11: a chopstick in his piss hole. There was a blanket
Speaker 11: over his lap, tented for which I pulled off his
Speaker 11: lap and see this timber chopstick sticking straight through his dick.
Speaker 11: And I basically, in a professional, say a professional way,
Speaker 11: rather asked why the fuck did you do that?
Speaker 1: And in his really bogany.
Speaker 11: Dodgy way, was like, oh, look, I just get off
Speaker 11: on this shit, you know.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 11: I was very perplexed at his response. However, you are
Speaker 11: your own rainbow. Have a great day, guys, Thanks very
Speaker 11: much for your podcast and keep up the amazing work.
Speaker 4: Thank you Jewels. Well, that one was really quite shocking
Speaker 4: for contraceptive diaphragm Sam. He got out of chairs too much,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 12: No, no, no, no, I'm just thinking about the splinters, like
Speaker 12: you get the cheap ones and delivery.
Speaker 3: They've got a tiny bit off.
Speaker 4: It's yeah, that's that's where he went wrong, because he
Speaker 4: used a wooden chopstick. But this is what he was
Speaker 4: trying to achieve with what's called urethrul. Sounding people are
Speaker 4: into it because the urethra passes by very sensitive nerve
Speaker 4: areas that can feel nice. Women can be into this too,
Speaker 4: but for men, if a sounding toy goes deep enough,
Speaker 4: it can simulate the prostate. But obviously you don't want
Speaker 4: to use something that's going to get caught.
Speaker 1: Yes, of course, wooden chopstick sushi.
Speaker 4: Goes We don't recommend that one.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, thanks Juels.
Speaker 4: This next one that comes from Kela.
Speaker 13: It's kel from Dubbo. So one time I was jerking
Speaker 13: mcgirkin and there was like a kind of intense but
Speaker 13: kind of good burn on my pecker. And then I
Speaker 13: remember that i'd cut up chilies about an hour before,
Speaker 13: and I've tried some hotter chilies and it's even better.
Speaker 4: So he's actually loving the chili wanks. Yeah, he's into it.
Speaker 4: That's his new thing. And I tried to google more
Speaker 4: information about this fetish. I think it's literally just him. Yeah,
Speaker 4: because all that came up was like danger in case
Speaker 4: of emergency, this is what to do, Like, apparently it's
Speaker 4: not it's something that people usually enjoy. It's quite a
Speaker 4: horrific pain, but whatever he likes it.
Speaker 5: It's a dubble thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can imagine.
Speaker 4: I have to admit I have done that before accidentally.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, the bird's eye chili. Then rub my grind
Speaker 1: on the chopping pod I just accidentally touched, and it's
Speaker 1: it's killer. It's the same as doing it on your
Speaker 1: lip or your eye, you know, or you know, touch
Speaker 1: after you've touched chili, and yeah, it's it's right.
Speaker 4: Well, Carol was into it, but apparently if that does happen,
Speaker 4: you meant to apply milk, yogurt, canola or vegetable oil
Speaker 4: to try and ease the burning situation unless you're enjoying it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he was fine with the milk. There be
Speaker 1: free gif you know what I mean? All right if
Speaker 1: someone else can't, is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this one's from Kent. Hey is Kent from Sydney
Speaker 4: And I once hooked up with someone who had a
Speaker 4: pregnancy fetish. A pregnancy fetish. Oh so these are kind
Speaker 4: of common. As it turns out, apparently on porn sites,
Speaker 4: the term pregnancy gets searched just as often as the
Speaker 4: terms redhead and babysitter.
Speaker 1: Oh my two kings want to kill.
Speaker 4: A combination of pregnant redhead babysitter.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. So do you want someone to be
Speaker 1: pregnant while you're doing it or do you want to
Speaker 1: get them pregnant?
Speaker 4: I imagine it would be different for everyone, but they're
Speaker 4: not actually turned on by the thought of the baby itself.
Speaker 4: That'd be quite fun, right, Yeah, But apparently it's more
Speaker 4: to do with like the heavy breathing in the moaning
Speaker 4: that comes with when you're in labor. It kind of
Speaker 4: sounds like sex noises to some people. Jenna do an
Speaker 4: impression of being in labor, okay, okay, and she's not
Speaker 4: going to end up on any prego porn sites anytime soon. No,
Speaker 4: And some people find the actual look of a pregnant
Speaker 4: body quite a turn on. They like the you know,
Speaker 4: the big bumps, and a lot of the time women
Speaker 4: get extra horny when they're pregnant, so you know, their
Speaker 4: husbands are quite happy to take advantage of that. I
Speaker 4: have heard that ride the waves, so to speak.
Speaker 1: I was picturing like pregnancy kink, like you know, take
Speaker 1: me to baby Bunta.
Speaker 4: Well, actually male pregnancy or m preg as they call it.
Speaker 4: It's also part of this kink. A lot of gay
Speaker 4: couples like to role play the idea of one of
Speaker 4: them being pregnant because it's literally something they'll just never
Speaker 4: actually experience, so it's kind of like letting their imagination
Speaker 4: run wild. And they say, it's all about the emotional
Speaker 4: closeness and vulnerability, something seen in porn.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 4: Do you want a foot message? You've been walking around
Speaker 4: with that. Third try it's the belly all day. I
Speaker 4: don't know how it works.
Speaker 1: Put this bib on. Yeah, I don't know. A spoon
Speaker 1: feeds you some mashed apple. That's my kind of kid.
Speaker 1: I've been there, and I bet we haven't done a
Speaker 1: pregnancy king, but there's been things thrown around like, oh,
Speaker 1: get you pregnant?
Speaker 4: That kind of I yeah, right there you go that
Speaker 4: kind of tied in with that, like knock me out
Speaker 4: that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of yeah. It's kind of like, you know,
Speaker 1: right at the end, when you're about to climax, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: go there me, yeah, yeah, yes, goodness me.
Speaker 4: The next one comes from Ashley.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's Ashley and I'm from Brisbane. So this guy
Speaker 2: asked me if I would be willing to put on
Speaker 2: a pair of heels and both stand on and walk
Speaker 2: all over his body while he lay on the ground.
Speaker 2: So yeah, essentially he asked me to trample him. The
Speaker 2: more bruises the better.
Speaker 1: Interestingly contraceptive. Di Sam is nodding his head.
Speaker 12: No, not for me, but I have a mate that
Speaker 12: that sounds like, not me, but I have a friend.
Speaker 12: But literally, I have a mate that that is his
Speaker 12: absolute life. He just all that he wants as a
Speaker 12: girl and a great pair of like Jimmy Choo's or something,
Speaker 12: and just like give it to him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like the heels part that's a little
Speaker 4: bit more extreme because all the examples I found was
Speaker 4: all just like barefoot, having someone walk on you, like
Speaker 4: feeling trampled, because it's all about feeling submissive and having
Speaker 4: someone dominate over you. But it just makes me think
Speaker 4: of the bloody stampede on the lion king. Yeah, what
Speaker 4: do they call it?
Speaker 1: The beast?
Speaker 4: Something like that antelope, something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got that wouldn't work for me. The heel
Speaker 1: will go straight through my back. It's very soft.
Speaker 4: Man, that's so risky.
Speaker 1: But being dominated is dominatrix and you know, and that's you.
Speaker 4: You know, I get that element, but I'm just like
Speaker 4: the heels, like that's a new extreme, that's dangerous.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And you know what I love about that is that
Speaker 1: often it's real heterosexual, burly straight man who love that ship.
Speaker 1: But we'll never talk about it. But that's their their bedroom.
Speaker 1: I love that. I think that's so cool.
Speaker 4: Totally all right. This next one from Joanna before we
Speaker 4: get into it, Sam's got a bit of a trigger
Speaker 4: warning for us.
Speaker 10: Warning.
Speaker 8: The following segment contains conversations about blood play and may
Speaker 8: not be suitable for all audiences. If conversations about cutting
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Speaker 8: I'm thirteen, eleven fourteen.
Speaker 4: Yes, so we're talking about blood play.
Speaker 8: Ye.
Speaker 4: Now this one comes from Joanna.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go hi.
Speaker 7: My name is Joanna. I am from Melbourne. My friend's
Speaker 7: kink is that she loves blood play. So she loves
Speaker 7: basically sex with blood, like to be cut someone and
Speaker 7: that they bleed or sex on her period. Or anything
Speaker 7: that basically creates a pool of blood. It's not something
Speaker 7: that goes so deep that will be harmful, but it's
Speaker 7: enough for them to bleed. And if they don't like
Speaker 7: actual blood, she will use like fake blood.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so apparently some people enjoy the tastes of blood
Speaker 4: and like to incorporate it in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: I find that would be very hard to find someone
Speaker 1: that enjoys the blood but also find someone that's okay
Speaker 1: with being cut.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I feel like you'd have to kind of meet people
Speaker 4: on the blood play forums. Yeah, also enjoy that kind
Speaker 4: of thing, but it might just be a little sewing
Speaker 4: needle or something to prick the skin, you know, like
Speaker 4: the diabetes pissing kits of something. Or some of the
Speaker 4: people they like to do something a little more extreme
Speaker 4: knife play, which doesn't necessarily involve actual cutting, but apparently
Speaker 4: they just enjoy the fear factor of having someone take
Speaker 4: their clothes off with the knife. Oh you're gonna cut me.
Speaker 4: They might do a bit of light scratching and not
Speaker 4: actually draw blood. But for people who actually do like
Speaker 4: to draw blood, they usually would do research beforehand because
Speaker 4: there's like safe zones that you can cut and it
Speaker 4: won't like fuck can kill someone. And then I don't know,
Speaker 4: like the thigh or something. Yeah, but then there's obviously
Speaker 4: danger zones like the neck. I'm sorry, you can't just
Speaker 4: go slitting people's throats for fun. You can't. It's just
Speaker 4: no good. But yeah, there's like a diagram that's like
Speaker 4: that's like a human body online that I saw and
Speaker 4: they had like red zones and that. Yeah, and then
Speaker 4: like the green zones are like okay, like it's less risky.
Speaker 5: Interesting, but imagine the cleaning up.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't imagine they aim to get a lot
Speaker 4: of it involved. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Also imagine the discovery of that, like are you just
Speaker 1: clipping your little toes one day and you cut too
Speaker 1: deep you had a bit of blind and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh I am I'm hard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Or like they've got a bleeding nose and they
Speaker 4: feel a bit of it coming through the back of
Speaker 4: their throat, isn't there, like yummy, Yeah, I don't mind that.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. You know, we didn't even talk
Speaker 1: about it on the show. I don't know why we didn't.
Speaker 1: It seems very upper ally. The whole Army Hammer Cannibal, well, well,
Speaker 1: I saw a lot of threads online that was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what plays his kink? It's fine, everyone's donk king Tram.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I can get around that. But then he
Speaker 1: was taking it to the next level. But that was
Speaker 1: the first time that I was ever made aware that
Speaker 1: people actually get off on this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Like, there's the difference between blood play and Armie
Speaker 4: Hammer wanting to eat someone's heart, like the rip it out.
Speaker 1: Of their chest. It's a bit off. Yes, he wanted
Speaker 1: to eat something old fashioned. I'm not into that interesting, okay.
Speaker 1: And then we have a couple more right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: This one's from Hannah. It's Hannah from the Sunshine Coast.
Speaker 14: So when I was with my ex, he had this
Speaker 14: fetish for me to wet myself when wearing. It had
Speaker 14: to be jeans, It specifically had to be jeans. And
Speaker 14: one day, it was the day my car had broken down,
Speaker 14: I had you to the bathroom because I had been
Speaker 14: sitting on the side of the road for three hours
Speaker 14: waiting for rac to come get me. And he picked
Speaker 14: me up and then he ended up diving for two
Speaker 14: hours straight, trying to tickle me, trying to make me
Speaker 14: laugh so that I would wet my jeans because it
Speaker 14: really got him going, and when I pulled him up
Speaker 14: on it, I didn't know about the fetish at the time.
Speaker 14: I found out like a month later and he told
Speaker 14: me all about it.
Speaker 4: And it's got this name called omar sit.
Speaker 14: Yes, it has a real name for girls wetting themselves,
Speaker 14: but he's specifically in jeans. At the end of the night,
Speaker 14: he wanted me to wet myself in jeans, and to
Speaker 14: the point that when it was his birthday he even
Speaker 14: asked me. I was like, what do you want for
Speaker 14: your birthday? He goes, I want you to wet yourself
Speaker 14: in jeans for me.
Speaker 4: I'm like, ill.
Speaker 14: So, yeah, that's the story of how my ex basically
Speaker 14: forced me to wet myself like a toddler. I didn't
Speaker 14: wet myself though, so it was like.
Speaker 1: A Netflix original series.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 4: Finally enough didn't work out between those two.
Speaker 1: I thought they were really a good match for each other.
Speaker 1: I think the important thing there was also consent. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely has to be consensual.
Speaker 4: Precisely, driving someone around for two hours trying to make
Speaker 4: them piss themselves not cool. But yeah, she mentioned it's
Speaker 4: called amarashi, the Japanese word for wet yourself, and people
Speaker 4: get aroused by the discomfort of a full bladder and
Speaker 4: they enjoy like the tension in the lead up, and
Speaker 4: then when someone finally pisses themselves, it's like a release.
Speaker 4: So that's kind of a sexual connotation, Like I kind
Speaker 4: of get that, understand Yeah, But they also enjoy, you know,
Speaker 4: the embarrassment factor as well, so it kind of comes
Speaker 4: into the whole heel trampling thing.
Speaker 1: Guys, communicate with your partners to make sure you're okay
Speaker 1: with it. And if you wanted it to piss herself laughing,
Speaker 1: you should have played this podcast.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, finally, just when you hadn't heard enough
Speaker 4: bodily fluir with. This last one comes from Joel.
Speaker 5: It's still from Perth.
Speaker 4: And this wasn't me, but one of my friends once
Speaker 4: had a guy ask her to sit on top of
Speaker 4: a glass table and do a shit while he's watching
Speaker 4: from underneath. Oh goodness me yep. So this is what's
Speaker 4: called a hot carl. As I found out, there's a
Speaker 4: few variations of the hot carl. Either, you can put
Speaker 4: cling wrap over your partner's face while doing a shit
Speaker 4: in their mouth so that they physically experience the warmth
Speaker 4: and the shape of the turd. It's called a rusty trombone.
Speaker 6: That one.
Speaker 4: If you do it on their chest, it's called a
Speaker 4: Cleveland steamer. Or there's what we called the cold car,
Speaker 4: which is what he mentioned, which's sitting on the glass
Speaker 4: table while the partner enjoys the view from underneath while
Speaker 4: you do a ship laylong right there on the glass.
Speaker 4: Move the TV week, babe, I'm feeling horny.
Speaker 1: Where's the foxtail? Might remember we did the distincy Cleveland
Speaker 1: last week? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, it's under the pile
Speaker 1: of feces. Hey, no king shaming that that's next level though,
Speaker 1: that's that's that's a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is. I I don't understand fecal matter. I
Speaker 4: understand that like as a gam and you are obviously
Speaker 4: toying with danger when sex involves that region where the
Speaker 4: ship comes from. But I prefer to detach the two
Speaker 4: from each other. Yes, I prefer to not remember that
Speaker 4: that also serves that function.
Speaker 1: Yes, I completely agree.
Speaker 4: I don't want to watch someone do as shit. No,
Speaker 4: I don't ever.
Speaker 1: Pressed into It's like when you go to therapy and
Speaker 1: they get a piece of paint and squash it between
Speaker 1: a fold, what do you see here? Like that?
Speaker 4: But with woo, yeah, I know, And so this one
Speaker 4: and a lot of the others, I basically tried to
Speaker 4: find a clear answer why do they like it?
Speaker 1: Like what is that?
Speaker 4: And there really isn't a clear answer for a lot
Speaker 4: of them. But all the websites that I read did
Speaker 4: make clear that it's like, it doesn't make you a psychopath.
Speaker 4: Some people just you know, have quirky kinks and that's
Speaker 4: just the way their brain's wired. As long as it's
Speaker 4: consensual and you know you're not.
Speaker 1: Yes, I completely, as long as both or multiple parties
Speaker 1: are safe more than two these days.
Speaker 4: And the other thing is that a lot of these
Speaker 4: ones that I just read out all of the website
Speaker 4: said that they're more common than you think because it's
Speaker 4: just like not spoken about. So you never know someone
Speaker 4: in this room that wants to confest having any of
Speaker 4: those kinks. No, no one.
Speaker 1: I did want to pitch for the next merch though
Speaker 1: that we get glass coffee tables and.
Speaker 4: That's okay, No one wants to come forward.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you guys for writing in. That was very nice,
Speaker 1: very sweet.
Speaker 5: Very interesting.
Speaker 4: More wow, that jewels chick. She said that as well
Speaker 4: as the splintery chopstick that was someone inserted into their cock,
Speaker 4: been many many other examples that she has. So I
Speaker 4: reckon we should get her on some stage to.
Speaker 1: Get her on she's an emergency worker. Ruy. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: follow this page on Instagram and it's just someone who
Speaker 1: works in the eed and they upload all the X
Speaker 1: ray scans of people who come in with foreign objects
Speaker 1: up their rectum, like what like full egg plants, full footballs,
Speaker 1: teddy bears, torches, Bunsen burners, like the amount of ridiculous
Speaker 1: ship that people put up their shit at is ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Oh, you might have just ruined all of jewels. Good stories.
Speaker 1: I've just noticed jewels. So it's my god. Well, thank
Speaker 1: you for writing in guys. That's very very sweet.
Speaker 4: Keeping coming. If you've got another weird king to combess, hear.
Speaker 1: We would now. I hope you guys enjoy your gifts.
Speaker 4: Of course, thank you. A little elephant ornament that there's
Speaker 4: no other purpose than being an ornament.
Speaker 1: You could put one mint in the top and then
Speaker 1: blow it out and then you could play with it.
Speaker 1: You could put like a mint in the top.
Speaker 4: I don't think though I can't smoke a mentos it's
Speaker 4: just not No, no, just play with it.
Speaker 1: Just make it a mentos holder. I'll put a gold
Speaker 1: coin in there.
Speaker 4: Anyway. We don't need to talk about this now, No.
Speaker 1: We really don't. All right back for next week, episode
Speaker 1: sixty four. We will see you.
Speaker 4: Then, Well, we won't see Jenna then.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't.
Speaker 4: Did I tell you that she can't come in next week?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: I remember I saw this in the group chat, but
Speaker 1: I don't know why.
Speaker 4: Yeah, mitchwe's very off the grid. The break, we'll be
Speaker 4: barely spoke, to be honest. But our next week's all starts.
Speaker 4: Jenda won't be here. I can't wait to tell you.
Speaker 5: It's a serious issue.
Speaker 4: No, don't give it away. It's we're going to do
Speaker 4: another live cross to her. She's going to be roving
Speaker 4: reporter again.
Speaker 1: Oh the last time we did that. You're at some blackground,
Speaker 1: black town cricket ground.
Speaker 5: No, I was at the outdoor cinema.
Speaker 1: Cinema driving cinema. Delta. Goodroom was performing.
Speaker 5: Yes, while I was talking to you. It was a
Speaker 5: fan favorite.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're gonna have Kate Langbrook in Jenna's seat, a
Speaker 4: much more qualified third Wheel, I might add Kate.
Speaker 1: Kate Lanebrook is a colleague of our. She hosts a
Speaker 1: three pm pick up here at Kiss and she's a
Speaker 1: TV radio icon here in Australia. She is so funny, she's.
Speaker 4: Thoughts of my spirite animal. I can't wait to have
Speaker 4: her on.
Speaker 1: She's very you Actually you in about twenty five years?
Speaker 4: You reckon?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think so.
Speaker 4: Don't you get to meet She was also born a
Speaker 4: man like is that what you're saying? I'm going to
Speaker 4: become cater transition Sam, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like Mitch is very young, Kate, I feel like it's.
Speaker 12: That same sort of energy of just like, oh I
Speaker 12: just cannot be bothered.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but he's very funny along and realized I gave
Speaker 4: off those.
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Speaker 4: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 4: the end, we just kind of hang out, keep talking shit.
Speaker 4: Hopefully most people don't hear it because it is their secret.
Speaker 1: That's the vape. His voice cracked.
Speaker 4: You did I just popped a eucalyptus drop in ah,
Speaker 4: lovely popped it a bit of a scratchy throat.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Well you poor thing. Clabbing two nights in
Speaker 1: a row never a good idea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not going to be rushing off to do
Speaker 4: that again. Let me tell you what did you do?
Speaker 1: Where did you go? Puffed Off one night, which is
Speaker 1: a bar in Sydney.
Speaker 4: Friday I went to stone Wall and Saturday went to
Speaker 4: Puffed Off.
Speaker 1: Gosh, it was last time I was at stone Walls
Speaker 1: for one of your birthdays.
Speaker 4: That was in two thousand and eighteen.
Speaker 1: I was there as well, last time I was out
Speaker 1: of the house. The Generine are in the corner. We
Speaker 1: were actually world politics in ancient Greece and downfall of Rome.
Speaker 5: It was very fun and russ shirts, which brings me
Speaker 5: to my next topic.
Speaker 1: Well, you weren't even talking about a topic, so it's
Speaker 1: just your first topic. That's how that sentence work.
Speaker 5: Okay, be quiet now anyway, as you all know, Okay,
Speaker 5: there's nothing you went. Okay, okay, been quiet. As you know.
Speaker 5: I was in Dubbo and I also got some gifts
Speaker 5: for both of you. Before I provide you with these gifts,
Speaker 5: I thought, hmm, what's a what's a possible nich idea?
Speaker 5: We've got rash shirts brilliant.
Speaker 4: Well, your rash shirts didn't really take off, so yeah.
Speaker 5: Back they did and they will be coming. But I thought,
Speaker 5: what's something nobody else.
Speaker 1: Is doing in terms of merchandise?
Speaker 5: Yes, okay, and I think I've found it.
Speaker 4: So someone else is doing it then, well.
Speaker 5: Yes, but not in this capacity. Anyway, I'm going to
Speaker 5: pass you your gifts, and I want you to read
Speaker 5: out what's on each of them.
Speaker 1: Dramatic it's a music for us. Oh, the bag says
Speaker 1: Dubbo on it.
Speaker 3: Here you go.
Speaker 1: Oh it looks like a Jarrett Paprika.
Speaker 4: No, it's not that.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 5: Please read what it says?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if you go, it says famous Dubbo dust.
Speaker 4: Yes, this is a vial of dust.
Speaker 5: Yes, I think that we should get dust from this place.
Speaker 5: Put it in a vial and send.
Speaker 1: It off dust from what place?
Speaker 5: I don't know, the.
Speaker 4: Dirt outside, Like is that what you mean?
Speaker 5: Like we would just go outside in the dirt out?
Speaker 4: There is dust all through this place. To be honest
Speaker 4: with you, we've got on some of the shelves and stuff.
Speaker 4: As you want to give away our studio dust.
Speaker 5: No, it'll be available to purchase.
Speaker 4: There's enough dust.
Speaker 1: Around this pet now also that this is like a
Speaker 1: good one hundred mills of dust. It says, dirt cheap,
Speaker 1: two dollars experience capital gain, buy now before stock runs out.
Speaker 1: Supply will not last indefinitely.
Speaker 4: What makes it famous Dubbo dust? What's so famous about the.
Speaker 5: Dust because no one else has thought of this idea.
Speaker 4: It was made when the Lion's Club dirt mine was
Speaker 4: officially opened after gigantic dust storms hit Dubbo.
Speaker 5: Interesting in a few years, that'll be worth a lot.
Speaker 1: Three key bottle tightly capped to prevent a scyll.
Speaker 4: I was gonna smell it.
Speaker 1: Do it. I don't think it's mad as if we
Speaker 1: escape any of it. For Dubbo mud, just add water
Speaker 1: in shape, I might turn mine into dubble mud.
Speaker 5: You should anyway, I think that I have found the
Speaker 5: perfect Merchi tear.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do gem dust your recon genital Yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: I think gem dust.
Speaker 4: Well, let us know in our favorbook group and during
Speaker 4: idiots if you would be willing to purchase our dust.
Speaker 5: Yes, that water oh yes, just.
Speaker 3: Been crunched up bits of cockroach.
Speaker 4: And it looks like my talking to the mic, Dylan
Speaker 4: spilled everywhere.
Speaker 1: You get ready quiet as mr.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 4: He's pouring the dust into a glass.
Speaker 5: Beautiful dust.
Speaker 1: Half of it went on my mic.
Speaker 4: I feel that there's plenty more nothing in that can No,
Speaker 4: there isn't.
Speaker 1: All right, Dubble Mud fantastic, great gift.
Speaker 4: Drink drink head, don't be ridiculous, that's fair.
Speaker 5: I think do it for Dubo.
Speaker 1: I've never done nothing for me, but they've done so much.
Speaker 1: What this could have COVID in it? It doesn't know salmonella.
Speaker 4: I don't think Dubble had any case.
Speaker 1: Probably healthier than your exactly.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you're drink drinking the dust.
Speaker 15: Drink the dust, try too, Oh real earthy, delicious because
Speaker 15: it's dust.
Speaker 3: Get the taste of the essential word.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can taste some more impoverishment and misogyny. Nothing
Speaker 1: like numbo that's disgusting. Water is nice and shield is
Speaker 1: here a nice?
Speaker 4: What am I going to do with this stuff?
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jenna, what a lovely gift. Yes, develop this
Speaker 1: idea further. You want to dog dust?
Speaker 5: Yes, world famous dusk.
Speaker 1: We could probably do like a lock of hair or
Speaker 1: something of Mitchell's head.
Speaker 4: From her chest favorite line in Grief.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't it's a great idea. I mean we
Speaker 1: could probably. Would you guys be interested to hit us
Speaker 1: up on is it just knowing a couple of mitches insta?
Speaker 1: Would you be interested in stuff from the studio? We
Speaker 1: have run sheets. Would you like a run sheet?
Speaker 5: And would you like that to be made into dust?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: The dust idea is dead. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Maybe instead of plas we do gym shreddings, we shred
Speaker 4: all logs so they can't decipher them.
Speaker 1: Shred the logs.
Speaker 4: I don't like that. You could use it as composts.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, I remember when I saw one of the late
Speaker 1: shows that Jimmy Kimmel or something in America. All I
Speaker 1: wanted was a run sheet and they gave me a
Speaker 1: run sheet, And that's in my house framed because I
Speaker 1: like the Late Show, so someone who loves is just
Speaker 1: me might want a run sheet.
Speaker 4: It's much less of a bragging right than a Jimmy
Speaker 4: Kimmel one sheet.
Speaker 1: But whatever mine sets will Ferrell on it. It's a
Speaker 1: very good shirt. Interesting, all right, Jen, I think of
Speaker 1: the pitch. We will discuss it and we'll get back
Speaker 1: to foight.
Speaker 5: No, it's going to happen, and the rush shirts are
Speaker 5: still going to happen as well. Just in FII both passionate.
Speaker 4: I also discovered a really really bizarre product when I
Speaker 4: was back in bone Gate within the bogen Gate General Store,
Speaker 4: oh slash post office, slash pub. And I'll bring it
Speaker 4: in Actually no, you're not here next week dinner. I'll
Speaker 4: bring it in the week after because oh there's a
Speaker 4: whole backstory with it too. Anyway, really better than dust.
Speaker 4: I feel that it serves more of a purpose than dust.
Speaker 1: Dust is not is not offering any service. I'm not
Speaker 1: getting anything from dust.
Speaker 5: Well, you know that's a popular product, Jane from the
Speaker 5: Debo Visitors Center, so that that's one of the most
Speaker 5: popular products. And I'm not even exaggerating.
Speaker 4: Interesting Abo darts, Yes, okay, I'm not even sure what
Speaker 4: I mean to do with it though you can make.
Speaker 5: Mad did you can just frame it.
Speaker 1: I've still got that magic kit you got me for Christmas.
Speaker 5: That's fun.
Speaker 1: And what do you think I'm gonna do with the dust?
Speaker 1: I use Mitch's lavender eyebarm every night. It's almost gone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've sniffed that fucking lavender eye pillow so hard that
Speaker 1: it just thinks of purple mesh.
Speaker 5: A beautiful eyepillow.
Speaker 1: I must say it's gone. I have just absolutely crushed it.
Speaker 1: I've rubbed it between my hands that long. What did
Speaker 1: I get you guys for Christmas?
Speaker 4: You got me? What do you call it? One of
Speaker 4: those dusk.
Speaker 1: I've seen you use it when the last three times
Speaker 1: i've been to your house it's been on.
Speaker 5: It's not beautiful, and I've sent you phonos of me
Speaker 5: using it.
Speaker 1: You also sent me fighters of silver. And she was
Speaker 1: beheaded months before.
Speaker 5: She was not beheaded, she was flushed. No, she wasn't.
Speaker 5: Interesting course, she was buried. So I got a little
Speaker 5: jewelry box, right, a Pandora jewelry box, and put her
Speaker 5: in there and buried her aware in my parents' backyard,
Speaker 5: the mansion. It's not a mansion.
Speaker 1: Interesting, she's in the family crypt. Do you guys have
Speaker 1: a family crypt. It's like really rich families have a crypt,
Speaker 1: and it's like a it's like a house in a
Speaker 1: graveyard and all the family get to be buried in
Speaker 1: that one house. Hayden's family have a crypt.
Speaker 4: Is have you purchased your plots?
Speaker 1: He's got his, but I don't have one.
Speaker 5: Is it one that you walk in and there's.
Speaker 1: A little path to it. It's a little segregated area.
Speaker 1: It's quite beautiful, to be honest, ol Fresco. Yes, Yes,
Speaker 1: it's very sort of COVID era dining, you know, outside easy, breezy.
Speaker 15: Well.
Speaker 5: I visited my grandfather and grandmother and all relatives at
Speaker 5: the Double Cemetry. Yes, and you can't even see their
Speaker 5: plucks anymore. It's full of dust from the because there's.
Speaker 4: Little mamous dust. How it's not just any from.
Speaker 5: The mice so lucky mice pandemic. There's all these little holes.
Speaker 4: My grandparents have already purchased their plots in the bog
Speaker 4: and Gate Cemetery, and because they're currently alive, they just
Speaker 4: use that patch of land as a parking spot whenever
Speaker 4: they go to the cemetery, and so it just means
Speaker 4: they're closer to the view if they're going to a
Speaker 4: cemetery or a burial or whatever.
Speaker 1: Oh no, how often are they there?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: I mean their friends are dropping life flies.
Speaker 1: They're old at that age. Yeah, you went back home.
Speaker 1: We didn't even discuss the episode before we went on break.
Speaker 1: You were talking about the mice plague and you went
Speaker 1: was it as bad as you thought now?
Speaker 4: Because it's nowhere near as bad as the one I
Speaker 4: already lived through when I was ten.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my dad seems to have gotten on top of
Speaker 4: it with his dy traps, so that's good.
Speaker 1: We still need to plan a show from bergen Gate. Yes,
Speaker 1: we'll do a show from bergen Gate. We'll do a
Speaker 1: show from the Placial Mansion in Lane Cove, and then
Speaker 1: we will do a show from the from the Shire.
Speaker 5: Can we do a show from the Double Tourism Center.
Speaker 1: We all get to do a show from one place
Speaker 1: that has meaning in our lives. We all get to pick,
Speaker 1: and whether that is I don't know, Jenned nineteenth century Rome, yes,
Speaker 1: or your pleasure, Benlehem or Jerusalem.
Speaker 12: Where you're going to do like a family holiday road trip,
Speaker 12: get a little caravan go to all of these awful locations.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should do that. We should do the anti
Speaker 1: broadcast like everyone's like the broadcast from the top of
Speaker 1: the Q one Resort and plaza. We should just go
Speaker 1: to a bob seafood on the highway next to the
Speaker 1: train station and do a live broadcast.
Speaker 4: I'll just get some potato scollops. I love chicken salt.
Speaker 1: I had a couple of prong cutlets the other night
Speaker 1: in Queensland, amazing contracept with diaphragm Sam. If you don't
Speaker 1: mind me calling you Christian name. You had an update
Speaker 1: on the Bunnings broadcast that were planning.
Speaker 12: So apparently one of our lovely friends here knows the
Speaker 12: guy who knows the guy who knows the guy, and
Speaker 12: it looks like we might be able to make this happen.
Speaker 12: You know that.
Speaker 1: So someone at this radio station obviously works with him
Speaker 1: advertising and whatnot, and that's and then that we're connected
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 12: Yes, I was at I was in a VIP lounge
Speaker 12: in Balmain talking to one of the lovely people that
Speaker 12: work in our sales department, and she is a massive
Speaker 12: fan of the podcast. Oh G.
Speaker 3: Listens to every single episode lite.
Speaker 1: Wow, so she wants to make this happen.
Speaker 3: She knows the guy who knows the guy who.
Speaker 4: I don't want to negate your connections, Sam, But can't
Speaker 4: any old bastard do a bunning sausage? Say well, I
Speaker 4: don't think we need to know someone, do we?
Speaker 3: That's true, But he is the issue.
Speaker 12: Here's the issue, right, But things are very very popular,
Speaker 12: So I feel like we just kind of need to
Speaker 12: insert ourselves a little bit, maybe just make a bit
Speaker 12: more of a fan fait.
Speaker 1: I know what you meant like that?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yes, yes, how do you intend to insert ourselves?
Speaker 4: What's the next step?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What do we need to do?
Speaker 3: I haven't got that far?
Speaker 1: Guys, but he's very busy. He's got a real job
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 5: Random thought you could try smoking the doubo dirt from there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that is a very elephant part that niche got me. Yes,
Speaker 4: I'm not smoking dirt, although that would be a much
Speaker 4: nicer ornament if I filled it with the dust. Yes,
Speaker 4: the glass part.
Speaker 1: I was very anxious about bringing that back through airport security.
Speaker 4: It's not illegal to own a glass parte.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. The lady was like, as long
Speaker 1: as it hasn't been used by any illegal substances. You
Speaker 1: can bring it. And she said, if they question you
Speaker 1: about it, tell them it's to smoke tobacco in right,
Speaker 1: And I said, okay.
Speaker 4: Now, you said, babe, I'm California, though, but have you
Speaker 4: seen documentary.
Speaker 1: She wanted to cardiac arrest or something?
Speaker 4: Right, she had like seven strokes or some shit. It's ridiculous,
Speaker 4: poor girl.
Speaker 1: I love Demi. I think she's absolutely fantastic.
Speaker 4: Actually, I actually couldn't stand her when she was lower.
Speaker 4: I saw right through it. Every time she got up
Speaker 4: there and was all preaching. She goes, how goods Jesus
Speaker 4: and being sober, and oh, I'm the poster goal for sobriety.
Speaker 4: I would just look into her eyes and think, I
Speaker 4: can tell you want to be fucked up right now.
Speaker 4: You are craving everything you've been told not to take,
Speaker 4: and sure enough, here we are a relapse. So I
Speaker 4: feel like she said, it's probably better just to have
Speaker 4: a couple of joints every now and then than to
Speaker 4: end up turning to Harolin.
Speaker 1: Californ I love it. You know what's funny the new song,
Speaker 1: it's all out in the open. She's like, I had
Speaker 1: a tinfoil meth pipe, but maybe in the kitchen. Like
Speaker 1: it's very very open.
Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly, Yeah, she tells the full story. I love it,
Speaker 4: and like I said, I've never found her more interesting
Speaker 4: than now because I'm like, oh, lit's you're being honest. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I saw right through the churchy fucking sobriety rubbish.
Speaker 1: I was playing it on the plane. It's more like
Speaker 1: a short story. Really, I do love that.
Speaker 4: Are you talking about the documentary or the album that
Speaker 4: wasn't about the least one? Dancing in the devil every night?
Speaker 1: Every night? I have been good.
Speaker 11: You're a dessert.
Speaker 5: I think that it feels like it's worth looking.
Speaker 1: Very little singing at this point, like an episode. It's
Speaker 1: sort of melodic.
Speaker 16: Twisting reality, homeless sinsanity. I told you I was okay,
Speaker 16: but I was lying lying I would.
Speaker 8: This is good.
Speaker 4: Just so you know, in order to get away with
Speaker 4: playing so much of this song on the podcast, we
Speaker 4: have to offer a critique or do a parody of it.
Speaker 4: It's otherwise we're copyright.
Speaker 1: Breach in good taste?
Speaker 4: Oh when have we ever been a good taste?
Speaker 1: Okay, what could we do?
Speaker 4: It's so hard to say?
Speaker 5: No, double Dolow.
Speaker 4: You should work for the Chasers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't heard the wait for the She talks
Speaker 1: about an aliminium part. She might be tinfoil rapple something.
Speaker 16: It's just a little whieline before that's okay. A little
Speaker 16: wieline is a little glass par pipe.
Speaker 6: Ten foranity almost got the best of me.
Speaker 4: I can't praying.
Speaker 1: I'm okay. See, I wouldn't have said ten four. I
Speaker 1: would have said aluminium foil. But that's the Aussie vernacular
Speaker 1: coming in.
Speaker 4: Go down, twist reality.
Speaker 5: Less insanity.
Speaker 1: I'd argue that that's the second chorus, not exactly a melody. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's just my criticism. Another one?
Speaker 4: Can you put on a different one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It's called Anyone and I love it. However, I have
Speaker 4: to be in the right mood to listen to it,
Speaker 4: because sometimes I'm like, Wow, this song is great, But
Speaker 4: other times I'm like, God, you're a bit yelly? Aren't
Speaker 4: you just a bit fucking yelly in this song? Go
Speaker 4: to the last chorus. You'll know what I mean.
Speaker 6: Anywhere, Please anywhere, somewhere, anywhere.
Speaker 4: Here, I'll do a critique a bit pitchy.
Speaker 1: Bubs lyrics needed work vocally. Six nobody's listening to meet.
Speaker 4: You on me.
Speaker 1: Beautiful, well done guys, illegally we got played in court?
Speaker 4: Was that No, we're actually in the clear.
Speaker 1: Were making comedy.
Speaker 5: Before the drug overdose or after?
Speaker 1: That's on the same as that that song was before.
Speaker 5: Oh wow.
Speaker 4: It's about turning to heroine and the first three songs
Speaker 4: that are before and then the rest is after.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see, but that's a new leaf that I love.
Speaker 1: Like you said, you weren't sold on her now you are.
Speaker 1: Based on all this music, I'm the opposite for Justin Bieber,
Speaker 1: like all this hill song music that he's putting out.
Speaker 1: What Holy and Anyone.
Speaker 5: And Anyone isn't isn't the whole album is Christian pop?
Speaker 5: Well anyone isn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not. It's about the one and only person
Speaker 1: that who loves everyone thinks it's Justin.
Speaker 4: Bieber also have a song called anyone Ah okay.
Speaker 1: Right? Oh God, oh God? I get tracks, run into
Speaker 1: the altar? Can we end at the second?
Speaker 5: Oh me?
Speaker 4: Oh me.
Speaker 3: I don't do well with the drama.
Speaker 1: I did drama in high school.
Speaker 4: And I can't stand in being a fake anyway.
Speaker 1: It's about God.
Speaker 3: It's all very Jesus. I'm just reading the rest and
Speaker 3: it's all very well.
Speaker 5: Well it is called Holy Jenn a very defensive of
Speaker 5: the Christian Church.
Speaker 4: Well, she's mindful of things that have happened in this
Speaker 4: very building when people, yes, you know, make religious jokes.
Speaker 1: Yes, you're exactly right. Yeah, I'd impress that that was God.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get out of here. I'm surprising of
Speaker 1: Jenna came in and said I'm pregnant and it was
Speaker 1: immaculate conception.
Speaker 4: That would be the only explanation that's happened before.
Speaker 5: When when I gave birth to baby Jesus. Mary Magdalene, No,
Speaker 5: that's the wrong one.
Speaker 1: Who had was Jesus.
Speaker 5: Month's not Mary Magdalene.
Speaker 4: Mary Magdalen was the whore, the nice Mary. Ye to Mary, Mary,
Speaker 4: Mary Mary, dangerous Mary, all right, dangerous territory, the Virgin Mary.
Speaker 4: Kyle sandalinz Google.
Speaker 3: You're right.
Speaker 1: I've just googled the book. It's called The Bible. I'll
Speaker 1: have to read into it. It's gonna read number two
Speaker 1: one audible. What if there's an audiobook of that?
Speaker 5: Do you reckon?
Speaker 4: It would be I've actually been getting into audiobooks recently.
Speaker 4: Do you have like a pile of books on your
Speaker 4: side table, and you know you'll never read.
Speaker 1: I took one away with me and got through two
Speaker 1: pages and then when I'm going to sit in the
Speaker 1: bar and read it, and then it got wet and
Speaker 1: the page fell out.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 4: I've started listening to the books that I have the
Speaker 4: physical copy of, and I know full well that I
Speaker 4: will never get to them. And so yeah, I'm into
Speaker 4: the audiobooks. What do you mean to show me Holy Bible?
Speaker 1: I thought I thought of you the other day at
Speaker 1: the airport. Actually, Kitty Flinagan has a new book and
Speaker 1: right up your rally.
Speaker 4: Yeah, quite a few Bible audiobooks.
Speaker 1: Actually, you are kidding me.
Speaker 4: I never kid when do I kid?
Speaker 1: Very true, Sometimes you.
Speaker 3: Just need a bit of audio.
Speaker 1: Beginning when God created the heavens and the earth, the
Speaker 1: earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face
Speaker 1: of the deep.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, wow Genesis.
Speaker 1: Yes, who's that voicing it?
Speaker 4: Anyone of Merrit John Banks?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: My God, good for him one time.
Speaker 4: But they have quite a few different versions. Interesting, I'm
Speaker 4: not gonna play another one. Yeah, with quite a lot.
Speaker 1: I had a friend that had her first Bible and
Speaker 1: she just had a hot, pink, girly Bible.
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, I had the dumb down kids version of illustration.
Speaker 1: Oh I think I had that, interesting, Sam, Do you
Speaker 1: have a Bible?
Speaker 3: I didn't have a Bible. I was a good little
Speaker 3: Christian child, yes, really Catholic child, Catholic school daily.
Speaker 1: My athlic My dad has a merry statue of Mary
Speaker 1: in his Again.
Speaker 4: We're teetering in danger with terrible to say it.
Speaker 1: He's got a statue of Mary.
Speaker 4: I know I've been conditioned to be like, no, you
Speaker 4: won't be able to help yourself. You'll make a jogular
Speaker 4: fend someone that we protest is at the station.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 1: I won't do that. I won't do that.
Speaker 4: Don't I can see your brain ticking over. No, it's
Speaker 4: because I'm just trying to stand very rarely think it's happening.
Speaker 1: Guys, will see you next week, Jenner. I'd be here.
Speaker 1: I don't know why no one is telling me.
Speaker 4: We'll check in with her that I messaged you.
Speaker 1: You said that I won't be here, but I don't
Speaker 1: know why you're keeping it a start.
Speaker 4: I don't want him to know. I want him to
Speaker 4: find out on the show because I know it's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: It's not ridiculous talk.
Speaker 1: You haven't mentioned anything.
Speaker 5: I have actually, but you just ignored me.
Speaker 1: Are you going away? Will you be at work?
Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not answering.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're keeping it a secret. Just fucking be patient anyway.
Speaker 4: Kate Langbrook will be on too, so that's gonna be allesome.
Speaker 1: You've had a Google in the meantime, and if you're
Speaker 1: on the podcast app listening to us, men, where else
Speaker 1: will you be listening to us? You can search the
Speaker 1: three pm pick up it's the Kiss Afternoon Show and
Speaker 1: you can have a listen get a little taste of
Speaker 1: miss Langbrook before you get a.
Speaker 4: Hurt nex week on the Shelby Very See if you
Speaker 4: agree with Mitch and say that her and I have
Speaker 4: the same energy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just you've got a you'll be a Kate
Speaker 1: ling Brook vibe in about thirty years, fair enough.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't be mad about that at all. I love her.
Speaker 1: We all have our energies. Like actually, speaking of the Bible,
Speaker 1: Sam is very Jesus hate Christy Yep.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's I feel very holy like Baber.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're.
Speaker 4: Too white for Jesus though, Jesus was not white, and Jenna.
Speaker 5: I just wish I could meet Kate ling Brook.
Speaker 4: Sorry, you're the one that told me you can't come
Speaker 4: in next week.
Speaker 1: Yes no, but sorry Tunnel all right, we will see you.
Speaker 1: We will see you guys next week. Thanks, so listen
Speaker 1: in good bye bye