WEBVTT - FULL: THE G HAS BEEN CAPTURED 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:08.000 It's a Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:08.680 --> 0:00:12.120 Well wow, wow, the smell at the expensive Chanel perfume 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:15.360 can mean only one thing. The Queen, the Queen of 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:18.240 Breakfast Radio is back. Welcome back, Patty. 0:00:18.239 --> 0:00:21.720 Hello everyone. I'm so thrilled to be back. I've missed 0:00:21.720 --> 0:00:22.919 you enormously. 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:25.640 We haven't seen it was it been three weeks? 0:00:25.680 --> 0:00:26.479 Three weeks? 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:27.720 And how are you? 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:31.080 I'm great, I'm feeling really good. Thank you very much. 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:33.920 You look glowing. I mean I didn't know. I guess 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:36.000 medicine moves on, doesn't it what they can do now? 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:38.800 You don't know when someone's had a lobotomy. I didn't 0:00:38.880 --> 0:00:41.840 have to say. You couldn't tell that she's had brain 0:00:41.880 --> 0:00:44.600 work done. So I hope it works out. We're seeing 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:46.400 the next hour if it has changed you all to 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:49.400 you like you were hoping. But it's amazing. You can't tell. 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:52.479 I thought you were insinuating I'd had a nip and 0:00:52.560 --> 0:00:53.159 tuck in there. 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:55.520 No, no, not at all. But so what we've missed 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:57.920 you so but and you arrested every unit. You're better now. 0:00:58.160 --> 0:00:59.840 I am better now. Yes, I had to have a 0:01:00.320 --> 0:01:03.840 I've got endometriosis, which is a condition that affects about 0:01:03.880 --> 0:01:07.160 ten percent of Australian women and it's where tissue grows 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:10.320 outside of the lady bits. And so I had to 0:01:10.520 --> 0:01:13.399 get that dealt with finally after many, many years. So 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.280 I'm feeling I'm feeling really good. Yes, I'm glad it's done. 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:19.120 Awesome, Patsy, it works lovely having you back in the 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:22.640 two weeks that you've missed from us. So much has changed. 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:25.120 Well have you seen young Jack's hair? First of all, 0:01:25.319 --> 0:01:26.679 this now has a monets? 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:29.280 I know, you know what I didn't. I didn't like 0:01:29.319 --> 0:01:31.400 it at first, Jack, but it makes you look younger, 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:32.479 thank you, Patsy. 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.520 It looks rougher, it looks tough, for I like it. 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:35.440 It still looks good. 0:01:35.600 --> 0:01:37.280 Yeah, a bit dusty, dusty. 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:39.480 The only thing you said, pats this morning was this 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:40.800 is what happens when I'm not here. 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:44.200 Yes, right has been. It has been a chaotic two 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:47.080 weeks actually, And you know what Jack and Crawford doing 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:53.000 time that is capturing the atmosphere of the mcg into world. 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:55.800 So we've got the air compressor. Yeah, we've got the 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:58.840 air compressor. We're sucking in the atmosphere. The mcg into 0:01:58.880 --> 0:02:02.080 an air compressor air compressed it into a sharing We've 0:02:02.080 --> 0:02:03.720 got a wizard as well, so it's a proper one. 0:02:03.840 --> 0:02:06.200 Then that is going up to the Gabba. Yep, that 0:02:06.360 --> 0:02:08.040 is all happening today. It should be in the gab. 0:02:08.200 --> 0:02:10.720 Then on Thursday show we're going to be releasing the 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:14.560 air from the show and into the Gabba two days 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:17.240 before the Grand Finals, capturing the g This. 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:20.680 Morning the Christian O'Connell show podcast, Good. 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:22.600 Morning two Marie. She's sending a message saying, lovely if 0:02:22.600 --> 0:02:24.360 how Pats back on the show, And she also sounds 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:27.760 like she's shaved ten years off her voice. That's because 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:31.239 she's not been yelling at me or Jack for the 0:02:31.320 --> 0:02:33.400 last two weeks. That would change and then in an 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.560 hour's time that voice will have been wrecked. 0:02:35.600 --> 0:02:39.760 And Ruineman's wife, what did you do? 0:02:39.840 --> 0:02:43.200 Because obviously so hard for you, you run your household? 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:44.760 What have you done for two or three weeks? Off 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:45.560 your feet? Love? 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:46.799 If God's been doing it? 0:02:47.120 --> 0:02:48.600 And new regime, Oh. 0:02:48.480 --> 0:02:51.239 He's been like a drill sergeant. Yeah, you should see 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:54.120 the house is cleaned out, every single cupboard. He's got 0:02:54.120 --> 0:02:57.400 a new system in place. He reckons so much better 0:02:57.440 --> 0:02:59.040 than my system are. 0:02:58.919 --> 0:03:01.079 You happy with the new overlord or has there been 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:02.200 some tension between you both. 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:04.200 Well, it's been a bit of tension because he reckons 0:03:04.480 --> 0:03:06.880 he can do it better. But you know, I said, well, 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:08.440 if you think he can do it better, how about 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:09.960 you do all of the washing and everything. 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:12.320 Were you watching any TV shows or Netflix? Well? 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:15.359 You know what just finished Ratchet on Netflix? 0:03:15.639 --> 0:03:16.160 Is that good? 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:16.640 Ah? 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:21.560 Loved it, loved it. Judy Davis, Australian in it Sharon Stone, 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:25.440 directed by Michael Douglas, absolutely loved it a bit. 0:03:25.760 --> 0:03:28.000 So this is obviously Nurse Ratchet's at the spin off 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:29.160 of Cookoo's Nest. 0:03:29.040 --> 0:03:31.440 One flew Over the Cookies Nest. Yes, it's the prequel 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:34.720 how Nurse Ratchard became the way she was. But I 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:37.280 tell you what, you'll think differently about her when you 0:03:37.320 --> 0:03:37.640 see it. 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:39.200 I got me honest, I haven't already had a strong 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:41.440 opinion on her in the last twenty or thirty years. 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:44.880 I saw the movie, but I just time I appreciate 0:03:44.920 --> 0:03:45.880 what happened before. 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:49.120 She was like now along with all that, it's a 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:51.560 five year old everyone's got a story and that's pretty quite. 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.160 I want to see Junior Hannibal Lector. I know they 0:03:54.200 --> 0:03:56.080 made it, but but what was he like at play 0:03:56.120 --> 0:03:57.600 school and at high school? 0:03:57.840 --> 0:03:59.000 Like young Sheldon. 0:04:02.240 --> 0:04:04.520 You don't like in the book. We did the book It's. 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:06.600 Hamster down Young Animal. 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:11.200 Significant loved wretching, absolutely loved it. 0:04:11.360 --> 0:04:14.040 Hamster is a gateway animals how. 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:18.479 They get started. So Dad Andrew's news yesterday. There needs 0:04:18.520 --> 0:04:20.760 to be an agreement, doesn't there where he just comes 0:04:20.760 --> 0:04:23.240 out at the same time for those conferences because we're 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:24.840 all texting each other, won't me and I will show 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:26.960 what'sapp good going? What time is today? We don't know? 0:04:27.279 --> 0:04:29.680 Some are saying it's twelve If someone said around one, 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:32.279 you can't have an important thing of that around anything. 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:34.440 It needs to be precise. And suddenly it was eleven o'clock. 0:04:34.720 --> 0:04:36.400 And then I always think before he says a word, 0:04:36.400 --> 0:04:37.760 you know what mood it's going to be. Because of 0:04:37.760 --> 0:04:40.120 whether he's wearing north face or a suit. You think, God, 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:42.760 if he's in the suit, it's normally strong news. So 0:04:43.000 --> 0:04:45.280 there needs to be a standard time And what is 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:47.600 he doing behind the scenes other than they really made 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:49.760 their decision? And then do you guys get lots of 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:52.560 people texting you going the day or two before going lesson. 0:04:52.600 --> 0:04:54.880 We've heard a rumor he's going to be doing this. 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:57.800 You can get a manicure, you know, it's always this 0:04:57.880 --> 0:05:00.640 small stuff. It's going to be the manicure. They're open. 0:05:01.800 --> 0:05:04.040 I'm thrilled about the hairdressers. I have to say. 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:05.880 I think a lot of people are, aren't they That 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:08.840 whilst you were away, Patsy, we gave away eighteen appointments. 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:10.880 I know, I saw. That's brilliant. I love that. 0:05:10.960 --> 0:05:13.800 One of the most popular giveaways we've ever done. Seriously, 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:16.600 the phones were melting down. Just to have a simple 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:19.279 haircut short back in size was like the prize of 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:21.920 the year, move over the Golden Ticket. People just wanted 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:25.000 a haircut. The thing is, though, on my local hairdressers, 0:05:25.000 --> 0:05:27.560 they emailed us yesterdays saying please don't call in tomorrow. 0:05:27.600 --> 0:05:29.080 We won't be to deal with the volume. Of course, 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:32.120 just email us. It's going to be nuts today. 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:34.960 Pulling your phone off the hook. Tried to get hers yesterday. 0:05:35.320 --> 0:05:37.200 I said no, like we've been doing it on the 0:05:37.200 --> 0:05:39.200 show for two weeks. Know when you get into a 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:40.440 hands for the next month. 0:05:40.520 --> 0:05:41.440 No, there's no way. 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:43.200 I'm in Wednesday, I'm going. 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:45.160 Have you put them? Have you booked. Now the rest 0:05:45.160 --> 0:05:45.480 of the year. 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:48.320 Have actually I've booked up to Christmas. 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:49.440 You've booked I did. 0:05:49.480 --> 0:05:53.560 How is that I did three tentative appointments depending on. 0:05:53.640 --> 0:05:56.400 Three tentatives I did. It was tentative a haircut, and 0:05:56.920 --> 0:05:57.680 it doesn't. 0:05:57.440 --> 0:06:01.120 Depending on when he lifted the restriction. So Pino, my 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:03.279 hairdressers said, look, let's do three alters. 0:06:03.320 --> 0:06:05.400 Wait to have the mention of Pino backs second mention 0:06:05.480 --> 0:06:08.200 of Pino this year. Yes, he is called Pino. It's 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:12.240 not a nicknamed Pino the hairdresser is it salon vague? 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:17.320 Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:06:18.120 --> 0:06:20.559 This is the start the second week since you've been away. 0:06:20.560 --> 0:06:22.320 Patsy getting up to be a lot of stuff that's 0:06:22.320 --> 0:06:24.920 been happening in our lives. The cat, you know, Larry, 0:06:25.000 --> 0:06:26.960 our cat. Yeah, we've had to put them on a 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:30.000 diet because the vetters said he's too big. We worked 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:31.760 out he's been eating. He's been having a couple of 0:06:31.800 --> 0:06:33.560 meals a day that we didn't know about. He's been 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.400 eating the small little scrappy dog that the kid's got 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:41.000 in lockdown. He's been eating his food. Because a cat 0:06:41.040 --> 0:06:42.600 is not gonna be all threatened by a small dog 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:45.240 like that. So this is the start of his second 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:47.440 week of a diet. And this morning I was getting 0:06:47.440 --> 0:06:50.080 ready with making my shake and had the fridge open. 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:52.080 You know, there's that horrible bottlean draw where all the 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:53.080 sality kind of stuff. 0:06:53.480 --> 0:06:53.920 The chrispa. 0:06:54.560 --> 0:06:57.000 Yeah, you know, it's what it's always like. I don't 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:58.640 like that bottle drawl. You know. 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:00.320 Let me go against the Chris. 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:02.479 It's a salad in there, and it looks at you're saying, 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:04.880 have you had enough salad in the last twenty four hours? Anyway, 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:07.279 this cat is so desperate now it's obviously very hungry. 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:11.440 It leapt in. The cat leapt into the salad draw. 0:07:11.640 --> 0:07:13.440 I was just trying to snuffle around there, this big 0:07:13.480 --> 0:07:17.800 fat cat. Larry Tomorrow, my daughter's bed turns up. Right, 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:19.920 three months ago we ordered a bed. Okay, it turns 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:21.920 out and of the weekend they sent me the email, Saint, 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:23.560 it's been delivered. You don't think where they give you 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:26.520 on Tuesday and they give you that really wide massive 0:07:26.840 --> 0:07:28.800 you're going to need to be in between midnight and midnight. 0:07:29.240 --> 0:07:30.920 Then it gave me an option, and this is the 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:33.240 way of the world, right, It said, we've got the 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:38.320 option before it's dispatch to make it Wi Fi enabled. 0:07:38.080 --> 0:07:40.800 The bed, the bed. What does that mean? 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:43.800 I don't know why does a bed need to be 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:47.840 Wi Fi enabled? Obviously I didn't even ask my daughter 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:50.120 whether she wanted Wi Fi and enabled. I've just made 0:07:50.120 --> 0:07:53.000 the decision for her. No, they don't need any more 0:07:53.160 --> 0:07:56.600 ways of having Wi Fi into their lives. A Wi 0:07:56.600 --> 0:07:58.160 Fi enabled bed. 0:07:58.080 --> 0:07:59.640 Now you just sleep in the interests. 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:07.960 Christian O'Connell Christian O'Connell Show podcast now this weekend obviously 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:11.080 the Grand Final, but a Grand Final light now weather, 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:14.200 so everyone's just going to be watching it in their 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.320 own homes, no company. 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.520 I find this really strange. You guys have grown up 0:08:19.560 --> 0:08:24.440 with this, you know, and say Christmas Day kind of 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:26.640 thing where you got your mates coming around and probably 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:28.880 the same bunch of mates' been doing it with for years. 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:32.400 It must just feel so odd an atmosphere. This what 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:34.600 it's going to be this weekend of no doubt, a 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:37.320 great game, great games Friday night and Saturday night. But 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:39.120 in terms of the it isn't just about the game. 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:42.800 It's it's your mates, it's a barbecue, it's a shared experience. 0:08:43.240 --> 0:08:46.760 So what did Dan Andrew say, yesterday at the press conference. 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:49.200 So he said just after he'd announced the restrictions and 0:08:49.240 --> 0:08:52.360 what was getting eased from midnight and November one. He 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:55.400 did make a point of saying, hey, look, in as 0:08:55.400 --> 0:08:58.520 many words, sorry that we can't celebrate like we normally do, 0:08:58.640 --> 0:09:01.000 but it's what we have to do. And he's also 0:09:01.080 --> 0:09:03.679 leaving it to people to do the right thing and 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:06.400 not you know that's some phrase, isn't it do the 0:09:06.480 --> 0:09:09.439 right thing? And don't be tempted to find. 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.360 What the right thing is For some people, doing the 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:14.040 right thing is having beers with your mates Saturday afternoon. 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:16.760 For the eyes of the law, that's the wrong thing. 0:09:18.360 --> 0:09:21.240 That it's very subjective in terms of what do the 0:09:21.360 --> 0:09:24.120 right thing is. I've worked out I can have you know, 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:26.360 if you go on to live it gub, you can 0:09:26.400 --> 0:09:28.360 see what all the guidelines are. Have your gown the house. 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:30.280 And I've worked out a way where I think I 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:33.320 can have six mates round to mine. I need to 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:36.480 adopt them and then they're family and then it's all okay. 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:38.720 So I'm drawing up adoption papers. I can adopt the 0:09:38.720 --> 0:09:40.000 whole show if you want them, we can all come 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:43.080 round to mine to watch the game this weekend. All right, 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:45.800 so this is an amazing price. Thanks to Harvey Norman. 0:09:46.160 --> 0:09:48.240 We're giving away the only TV you we be watching 0:09:48.240 --> 0:09:51.720 the Grand Final on this weekend. It's called the Samsung Terrace. 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:55.960 It's a sixty five inch four K outdoor O led 0:09:56.200 --> 0:10:00.000 smart TV. It's an amazing TV. Says here the producer 0:10:00.160 --> 0:10:02.839 put a line here, watch the match in your backyard 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:05.439 while turning the sausages on the barbecue. 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:06.280 I feel like I'm there. 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:08.680 I didn't come watch the game. I can't. I'm turning 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:12.839 the sausages on the barbecue. You be asking me last year, 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:14.599 how was the Grand Final? Do you know? Betty? So 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:17.560 I was turning those sausages on the barbecue. But this 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:19.880 is it's worth eight thousand dollars. So every day this 0:10:19.920 --> 0:10:21.480 week we're looking for one of you. Go forward to 0:10:22.080 --> 0:10:25.680 Thursday show ahead on the long weekend. One person wins 0:10:25.720 --> 0:10:28.040 it on Thursday Show. Every day this week, not only 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.160 do you go into a big draw on Thursday, you 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:34.400 also win instantly five hundred dollars voucher at Harvey Norman. 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:36.520 How are we doing it by doing this? Fan in 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:46.400 the stand, The game's up there? 0:10:48.120 --> 0:10:50.000 Look all right? 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:52.000 Each morning this week. Then you gotta work out who 0:10:52.080 --> 0:10:55.080 is the fan in the stand. It's someone famous? Who 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:59.959 is it? Here's this morning's fan in the stand? 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:01.600 Why are you do. 0:11:05.080 --> 0:11:05.920 You think that's drible? 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:08.079 It's tough, it's tough. 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:12.120 There is a celebrity amongst the crowd that explains it clearly, 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:12.520 doesn't it. 0:11:13.120 --> 0:11:15.400 Thank god you're there for that. They were confused. 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:34.440 Conf Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast, What game's up there? 0:11:34.520 --> 0:11:37.079 Look all right, each morning this week we're going to 0:11:37.160 --> 0:11:39.319 find four of you and on Thursday show, one of 0:11:39.440 --> 0:11:43.200 you gets the big TV worth eight thousand dollars every 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:45.320 single day for getting the fan in the stand? Right, 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:48.040 you get an instant five thousand dollars, five hundred dollars sorry, 0:11:48.240 --> 0:11:53.960 the next to zero there easy, everybody, take two shall 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:57.880 nervous sorry, five hundred dollars to spend at Harvey Norman 0:11:57.920 --> 0:12:01.959 another dollar more? You creed a little piggies? All right? 0:12:02.000 --> 0:12:12.720 Who is today's fan in the stand? Who this? John's 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:14.120 up first? This morning? Johnny boy? 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:16.200 Good morning, Yeah, good morning, Christian? 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:16.760 Here are youing? 0:12:16.800 --> 0:12:18.720 I'm good? Do you have a nice weekend? Yes? 0:12:19.320 --> 0:12:19.640 Thank you? 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:21.760 Awesome? Who do you think is the fan in the. 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:24.600 Stand says like Homer Simpson to me. 0:12:25.160 --> 0:12:27.400 No, he's in the little opening theme tune. But it's 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:30.200 not Homer Simpson in the clip. But thank you very 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:31.880 much for you guess anyway, John, No. 0:12:32.320 --> 0:12:32.679 Thank you. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:34.280 I have a nice weeek Jordan. 0:12:35.440 --> 0:12:36.920 I'm going with Jerry Seinfeld. 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:40.640 Christian, it's not Jerry Seinfeld. Nice guest though, tough and 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:44.600 enjoy the game this weekend. JERSU Claire, good morning. Who 0:12:44.640 --> 0:12:45.360 think it is? Claire? 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:48.199 It's Ross some friends? 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:49.000 What are you? 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:53.240 Wow? Winner winner? You through to the big drawer on Thursday. 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:55.360 You could be winning the eight thousand dollars TV. You 0:12:55.440 --> 0:12:58.000 get five hundred dollars straight away to spend at half 0:12:58.040 --> 0:13:01.760 a Norman. Well, Unclaire, thank you so much. That's all right, 0:13:01.800 --> 0:13:03.920 and good luck Thursday. We catch up again Thursday. But 0:13:03.920 --> 0:13:05.959 you're into the drawer. It could be you. Thank you. 0:13:06.640 --> 0:13:09.640 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:11.880 We're all going to watch a movie together Saturday night. 0:13:12.200 --> 0:13:14.920 We watched the trailer and then it is a cute dog. 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:17.680 My wife goes to me that dog but not dyeing it? 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:20.439 Are going to be really upset? Can you find out? 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:24.239 I'm like, how I fuck? We watched the movie beforehand 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:26.480 for an hour and fifty two and then go I 0:13:26.559 --> 0:13:29.440 checked it all out. That dog is absolutely fine. Last 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:32.600 scene they're all throwing a ball for it. It's great. Okay, anyway, 0:13:32.640 --> 0:13:34.880 So I'm googling. I just start. I put the name 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:36.640 of the movie in and then it does the Dog Die? Right? 0:13:36.679 --> 0:13:40.080 I can't find anything. However, I come across an amazing 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:41.840 website that a lot of you are going to go 0:13:41.880 --> 0:13:45.800 on this week to waste time. It's called does Thedogdie 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:49.880 dot Com, also available as an app. It has seventy 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:54.000 six different categories. Right from a Dog dies? There are bugs, 0:13:54.080 --> 0:13:58.880 there are snakes, someone uses drugs. There's finger slash, toe mutilation, 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:02.559 there's im mutilation. Someone breaks a bone, they're shaving, teeth 0:14:02.559 --> 0:14:06.280 are damaged. Someone has a seizure, someone is kidnapped, a 0:14:06.440 --> 0:14:10.000 parent dies, there are there are clowns, someone is possessed. 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:12.280 And you click on the category then tells you what 0:14:12.360 --> 0:14:14.160 films there are those scenes in? 0:14:14.360 --> 0:14:15.840 And can you do the reverse? Can you put in 0:14:15.880 --> 0:14:18.080 your film and it tells you which category it comes under. 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:20.520 No, son, I could put in A Dog Dies and 0:14:20.560 --> 0:14:23.320 I can tell you now what movies there are. John Wick. Yeah, 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:25.960 I mean it's it's three movies and two more to 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:29.760 go about a guy avenging because someone nilled his dog, 0:14:29.920 --> 0:14:32.120 and as a dog owner, I don't think he goes 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:34.360 over the top enough. I think he's quite mild in 0:14:34.400 --> 0:14:37.040 his restraint. And then it goes here all the all 0:14:37.040 --> 0:14:40.360 the movies and TV shows where dogs are obviously Marley 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:43.360 Me's in their Game of Thrones, The Witch, and then 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:45.360 it's about every other movie. So out of any of 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:47.960 these categories, guys, do you want me to which one 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:51.160 do you want to go to? There's do you want 0:14:51.160 --> 0:14:54.400 to know if a parent dies? What movies have clowns? 0:14:54.680 --> 0:14:57.360 I like the clowns? One I hate clowns. 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:02.040 Okay, it obviously spoiler alert, there are clowns. He's on 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:04.920 the posters, he's everywhere. If you watch that and are 0:15:04.920 --> 0:15:10.680 still surprised, you're just an idiot. The Joker fifty six 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:13.320 minutes into everyone's surprise, there is indeed a clown in 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:15.840 The Joker movie. As it says it the Good Place. 0:15:16.720 --> 0:15:21.160 American Horror story again, it's called American Horror Story, Shadow Valley, 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:25.160 Animal Crossing at Jack. Do you pick a category as well? 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:26.640 Let me just take you through some of the other ones. 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:31.760 I'm going down here now. We don't want to have 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:36.320 that one. There are strobe effects, shaky. 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:40.720 Cam, shaky care reminds you of There was this famous, 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:44.120 for a long time, famous review show for movies on 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:46.280 the ABC called David and Margaret at the Movies. 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:48.760 Oh yeah, that's still available. You can still watch old 0:15:48.760 --> 0:15:49.520 episodes of that. 0:15:49.560 --> 0:15:51.520 I used to love it every Wednesday night and they 0:15:51.520 --> 0:15:51.840 would do it. 0:15:52.760 --> 0:15:54.080 You can watch old episodes. 0:15:54.680 --> 0:15:58.920 David hated the shaky cam and because in the I 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:00.760 guess in the early two thousand it became a real 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:01.520 trend for movies. 0:16:02.080 --> 0:16:04.400 It Blair Witch Project, which is the whole movies like that. 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:06.280 You actually feel sick sometimes watching it. 0:16:06.320 --> 0:16:07.920 So even if you loved a movie, but you go, 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.840 I have to take points off for the Shaky Shame web. 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:13.640 It's called if you do want to use this website ever, 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:20.040 by the way, it's called does the Dog Die dot Com? 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:20.680 Question? 0:16:20.840 --> 0:16:25.000 Hello, Christian O'Connell Show. 0:16:24.440 --> 0:16:26.640 Podcast till next twenty minutes. Then we're going to talk 0:16:26.640 --> 0:16:28.960 about what's happened to us this weekend and pick a 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:31.680 song that sums it up. Jack Post, what's it for you? 0:16:32.160 --> 0:16:36.680 Bianco and I desperate, like so many Melbournians, desperate for 0:16:36.800 --> 0:16:39.800 some sort of vacation, some sort of different feeling than 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:42.560 just been in the house every weekend. So we to 0:16:42.920 --> 0:16:46.080 make our own feeling of a vacation this morning there, 0:16:46.240 --> 0:16:51.000 this weekend, we pulled the bed into the living room, 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:54.200 base and all, and took out the coffee table. 0:16:54.360 --> 0:16:56.720 In this story, you're both twelve years of age. 0:16:56.480 --> 0:17:00.760 Heap me, king of camp. 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:02.360 Are you like a slumber party? 0:17:03.640 --> 0:17:05.880 Did you get under the table or something, some blankets 0:17:05.920 --> 0:17:09.080 and have your dinner under there? Something under the table? 0:17:09.520 --> 0:17:11.360 There is something about that, isn't there? 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:11.680 Jack? 0:17:11.800 --> 0:17:14.600 Sleeping somewhere different in. 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:16.920 The dragging the bed into another room? Does it make 0:17:16.960 --> 0:17:22.159 me feel like balmy? Where am i right now? I've 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:23.280 got my boarding pass. 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:26.520 Let me set the scene for you. Maybe you'll convince 0:17:26.520 --> 0:17:29.200 you to do the same this weekend, just to spice things. 0:17:29.080 --> 0:17:31.360 Up a bit. Absolutely so, we moved nothing more spicy 0:17:31.400 --> 0:17:34.520 than dragging a bed into another room. I'm so spicy 0:17:34.560 --> 0:17:36.440 already the thought of it. I'm gonna have to text 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:37.879 my wife right now. I can't wait till the end 0:17:37.920 --> 0:17:38.320 of the show. 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:41.480 With the coffee table out, the bed feels up pretty 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:43.720 much all of the room, so it's not a huge 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:47.239 living room, and you wedged in between the couches and 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:48.560 the fireplace and the TV. 0:17:48.760 --> 0:17:49.840 She can jump from one to the other. 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:54.760 So the idea was to turn all the lights off 0:17:54.880 --> 0:17:55.679 put the fire on. 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:58.720 This it's actually really. 0:17:58.640 --> 0:18:10.000 Nice, so imagine the romance. 0:18:11.040 --> 0:18:11.399 Romance. 0:18:11.520 --> 0:18:14.200 The only light in the room is the fireplace. 0:18:13.760 --> 0:18:17.959 Glowing on your lover's face as you make out your 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:19.760 little dirty dog. E'es huh. 0:18:19.960 --> 0:18:22.280 He actually got way too hot in front of the fire. 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:23.639 We were watching a footy there. 0:18:24.440 --> 0:18:33.159 Oh that's romantic, so yeah, lit by the fire. Gosh, Jack, 0:18:36.160 --> 0:18:36.640