Speaker 1: It's a Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Well wow, wow, the smell at the expensive Chanel perfume
Speaker 2: can mean only one thing. The Queen, the Queen of
Speaker 2: Breakfast Radio is back. Welcome back, Patty.
Speaker 3: Hello everyone. I'm so thrilled to be back. I've missed
Speaker 3: you enormously.
Speaker 2: We haven't seen it was it been three weeks?
Speaker 3: Three weeks?
Speaker 2: And how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm great, I'm feeling really good. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You look glowing. I mean I didn't know. I guess
Speaker 2: medicine moves on, doesn't it what they can do now?
Speaker 2: You don't know when someone's had a lobotomy. I didn't
Speaker 2: have to say. You couldn't tell that she's had brain
Speaker 2: work done. So I hope it works out. We're seeing
Speaker 2: the next hour if it has changed you all to
Speaker 2: you like you were hoping. But it's amazing. You can't tell.
Speaker 3: I thought you were insinuating I'd had a nip and
Speaker 3: tuck in there.
Speaker 2: No, no, not at all. But so what we've missed
Speaker 2: you so but and you arrested every unit. You're better now.
Speaker 3: I am better now. Yes, I had to have a
Speaker 3: I've got endometriosis, which is a condition that affects about
Speaker 3: ten percent of Australian women and it's where tissue grows
Speaker 3: outside of the lady bits. And so I had to
Speaker 3: get that dealt with finally after many, many years. So
Speaker 3: I'm feeling I'm feeling really good. Yes, I'm glad it's done.
Speaker 2: Awesome, Patsy, it works lovely having you back in the
Speaker 2: two weeks that you've missed from us. So much has changed.
Speaker 2: Well have you seen young Jack's hair? First of all,
Speaker 2: this now has a monets?
Speaker 3: I know, you know what I didn't. I didn't like
Speaker 3: it at first, Jack, but it makes you look younger,
Speaker 3: thank you, Patsy.
Speaker 2: It looks rougher, it looks tough, for I like it.
Speaker 2: It still looks good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a bit dusty, dusty.
Speaker 4: The only thing you said, pats this morning was this
Speaker 4: is what happens when I'm not here.
Speaker 2: Yes, right has been. It has been a chaotic two
Speaker 2: weeks actually, And you know what Jack and Crawford doing
Speaker 2: time that is capturing the atmosphere of the mcg into world.
Speaker 2: So we've got the air compressor. Yeah, we've got the
Speaker 2: air compressor. We're sucking in the atmosphere. The mcg into
Speaker 2: an air compressor air compressed it into a sharing We've
Speaker 2: got a wizard as well, so it's a proper one.
Speaker 2: Then that is going up to the Gabba. Yep, that
Speaker 2: is all happening today. It should be in the gab.
Speaker 2: Then on Thursday show we're going to be releasing the
Speaker 2: air from the show and into the Gabba two days
Speaker 2: before the Grand Finals, capturing the g This.
Speaker 1: Morning the Christian O'Connell show podcast, Good.
Speaker 2: Morning two Marie. She's sending a message saying, lovely if
Speaker 2: how Pats back on the show, And she also sounds
Speaker 2: like she's shaved ten years off her voice. That's because
Speaker 2: she's not been yelling at me or Jack for the
Speaker 2: last two weeks. That would change and then in an
Speaker 2: hour's time that voice will have been wrecked.
Speaker 3: And Ruineman's wife, what did you do?
Speaker 2: Because obviously so hard for you, you run your household?
Speaker 2: What have you done for two or three weeks? Off
Speaker 2: your feet? Love?
Speaker 3: If God's been doing it?
Speaker 2: And new regime, Oh.
Speaker 3: He's been like a drill sergeant. Yeah, you should see
Speaker 3: the house is cleaned out, every single cupboard. He's got
Speaker 3: a new system in place. He reckons so much better
Speaker 3: than my system are.
Speaker 2: You happy with the new overlord or has there been
Speaker 2: some tension between you both.
Speaker 3: Well, it's been a bit of tension because he reckons
Speaker 3: he can do it better. But you know, I said, well,
Speaker 3: if you think he can do it better, how about
Speaker 3: you do all of the washing and everything.
Speaker 2: Were you watching any TV shows or Netflix? Well?
Speaker 3: You know what just finished Ratchet on Netflix?
Speaker 2: Is that good?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 3: Loved it, loved it. Judy Davis, Australian in it Sharon Stone,
Speaker 3: directed by Michael Douglas, absolutely loved it a bit.
Speaker 2: So this is obviously Nurse Ratchet's at the spin off
Speaker 2: of Cookoo's Nest.
Speaker 3: One flew Over the Cookies Nest. Yes, it's the prequel
Speaker 3: how Nurse Ratchard became the way she was. But I
Speaker 3: tell you what, you'll think differently about her when you
Speaker 3: see it.
Speaker 2: I got me honest, I haven't already had a strong
Speaker 2: opinion on her in the last twenty or thirty years.
Speaker 2: I saw the movie, but I just time I appreciate
Speaker 2: what happened before.
Speaker 4: She was like now along with all that, it's a
Speaker 4: five year old everyone's got a story and that's pretty quite.
Speaker 2: I want to see Junior Hannibal Lector. I know they
Speaker 2: made it, but but what was he like at play
Speaker 2: school and at high school?
Speaker 4: Like young Sheldon.
Speaker 3: You don't like in the book. We did the book It's.
Speaker 2: Hamster down Young Animal.
Speaker 3: Significant loved wretching, absolutely loved it.
Speaker 4: Hamster is a gateway animals how.
Speaker 2: They get started. So Dad Andrew's news yesterday. There needs
Speaker 2: to be an agreement, doesn't there where he just comes
Speaker 2: out at the same time for those conferences because we're
Speaker 2: all texting each other, won't me and I will show
Speaker 2: what'sapp good going? What time is today? We don't know?
Speaker 2: Some are saying it's twelve If someone said around one,
Speaker 2: you can't have an important thing of that around anything.
Speaker 2: It needs to be precise. And suddenly it was eleven o'clock.
Speaker 2: And then I always think before he says a word,
Speaker 2: you know what mood it's going to be. Because of
Speaker 2: whether he's wearing north face or a suit. You think, God,
Speaker 2: if he's in the suit, it's normally strong news. So
Speaker 2: there needs to be a standard time And what is
Speaker 2: he doing behind the scenes other than they really made
Speaker 2: their decision? And then do you guys get lots of
Speaker 2: people texting you going the day or two before going lesson.
Speaker 2: We've heard a rumor he's going to be doing this.
Speaker 2: You can get a manicure, you know, it's always this
Speaker 2: small stuff. It's going to be the manicure. They're open.
Speaker 3: I'm thrilled about the hairdressers. I have to say.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people are, aren't they That
Speaker 2: whilst you were away, Patsy, we gave away eighteen appointments.
Speaker 3: I know, I saw. That's brilliant. I love that.
Speaker 2: One of the most popular giveaways we've ever done. Seriously,
Speaker 2: the phones were melting down. Just to have a simple
Speaker 2: haircut short back in size was like the prize of
Speaker 2: the year, move over the Golden Ticket. People just wanted
Speaker 2: a haircut. The thing is, though, on my local hairdressers,
Speaker 2: they emailed us yesterdays saying please don't call in tomorrow.
Speaker 2: We won't be to deal with the volume. Of course,
Speaker 2: just email us. It's going to be nuts today.
Speaker 4: Pulling your phone off the hook. Tried to get hers yesterday.
Speaker 4: I said no, like we've been doing it on the
Speaker 4: show for two weeks. Know when you get into a
Speaker 4: hands for the next month.
Speaker 2: No, there's no way.
Speaker 3: I'm in Wednesday, I'm going.
Speaker 2: Have you put them? Have you booked. Now the rest
Speaker 2: of the year.
Speaker 3: Have actually I've booked up to Christmas.
Speaker 2: You've booked I did.
Speaker 3: How is that I did three tentative appointments depending on.
Speaker 2: Three tentatives I did. It was tentative a haircut, and
Speaker 2: it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Depending on when he lifted the restriction. So Pino, my
Speaker 3: hairdressers said, look, let's do three alters.
Speaker 2: Wait to have the mention of Pino backs second mention
Speaker 2: of Pino this year. Yes, he is called Pino. It's
Speaker 2: not a nicknamed Pino the hairdresser is it salon vague?
Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: This is the start the second week since you've been away.
Speaker 2: Patsy getting up to be a lot of stuff that's
Speaker 2: been happening in our lives. The cat, you know, Larry,
Speaker 2: our cat. Yeah, we've had to put them on a
Speaker 2: diet because the vetters said he's too big. We worked
Speaker 2: out he's been eating. He's been having a couple of
Speaker 2: meals a day that we didn't know about. He's been
Speaker 2: eating the small little scrappy dog that the kid's got
Speaker 2: in lockdown. He's been eating his food. Because a cat
Speaker 2: is not gonna be all threatened by a small dog
Speaker 2: like that. So this is the start of his second
Speaker 2: week of a diet. And this morning I was getting
Speaker 2: ready with making my shake and had the fridge open.
Speaker 2: You know, there's that horrible bottlean draw where all the
Speaker 2: sality kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: The chrispa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, it's what it's always like. I don't
Speaker 2: like that bottle drawl. You know.
Speaker 3: Let me go against the Chris.
Speaker 2: It's a salad in there, and it looks at you're saying,
Speaker 2: have you had enough salad in the last twenty four hours? Anyway,
Speaker 2: this cat is so desperate now it's obviously very hungry.
Speaker 2: It leapt in. The cat leapt into the salad draw.
Speaker 2: I was just trying to snuffle around there, this big
Speaker 2: fat cat. Larry Tomorrow, my daughter's bed turns up. Right,
Speaker 2: three months ago we ordered a bed. Okay, it turns
Speaker 2: out and of the weekend they sent me the email, Saint,
Speaker 2: it's been delivered. You don't think where they give you
Speaker 2: on Tuesday and they give you that really wide massive
Speaker 2: you're going to need to be in between midnight and midnight.
Speaker 2: Then it gave me an option, and this is the
Speaker 2: way of the world, right, It said, we've got the
Speaker 2: option before it's dispatch to make it Wi Fi enabled.
Speaker 4: The bed, the bed. What does that mean?
Speaker 2: I don't know why does a bed need to be
Speaker 2: Wi Fi enabled? Obviously I didn't even ask my daughter
Speaker 2: whether she wanted Wi Fi and enabled. I've just made
Speaker 2: the decision for her. No, they don't need any more
Speaker 2: ways of having Wi Fi into their lives. A Wi
Speaker 2: Fi enabled bed.
Speaker 4: Now you just sleep in the interests.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell Christian O'Connell Show podcast now this weekend obviously
Speaker 6: the Grand Final, but a Grand Final light now weather,
Speaker 6: so everyone's just going to be watching it in their
Speaker 6: own homes, no company.
Speaker 2: I find this really strange. You guys have grown up
Speaker 2: with this, you know, and say Christmas Day kind of
Speaker 2: thing where you got your mates coming around and probably
Speaker 2: the same bunch of mates' been doing it with for years.
Speaker 2: It must just feel so odd an atmosphere. This what
Speaker 2: it's going to be this weekend of no doubt, a
Speaker 2: great game, great games Friday night and Saturday night. But
Speaker 2: in terms of the it isn't just about the game.
Speaker 2: It's it's your mates, it's a barbecue, it's a shared experience.
Speaker 2: So what did Dan Andrew say, yesterday at the press conference.
Speaker 3: So he said just after he'd announced the restrictions and
Speaker 3: what was getting eased from midnight and November one. He
Speaker 3: did make a point of saying, hey, look, in as
Speaker 3: many words, sorry that we can't celebrate like we normally do,
Speaker 3: but it's what we have to do. And he's also
Speaker 3: leaving it to people to do the right thing and
Speaker 3: not you know that's some phrase, isn't it do the
Speaker 3: right thing? And don't be tempted to find.
Speaker 2: What the right thing is For some people, doing the
Speaker 2: right thing is having beers with your mates Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 2: For the eyes of the law, that's the wrong thing.
Speaker 2: That it's very subjective in terms of what do the
Speaker 2: right thing is. I've worked out I can have you know,
Speaker 2: if you go on to live it gub, you can
Speaker 2: see what all the guidelines are. Have your gown the house.
Speaker 2: And I've worked out a way where I think I
Speaker 2: can have six mates round to mine. I need to
Speaker 2: adopt them and then they're family and then it's all okay.
Speaker 2: So I'm drawing up adoption papers. I can adopt the
Speaker 2: whole show if you want them, we can all come
Speaker 2: round to mine to watch the game this weekend. All right,
Speaker 2: so this is an amazing price. Thanks to Harvey Norman.
Speaker 2: We're giving away the only TV you we be watching
Speaker 2: the Grand Final on this weekend. It's called the Samsung Terrace.
Speaker 2: It's a sixty five inch four K outdoor O led
Speaker 2: smart TV. It's an amazing TV. Says here the producer
Speaker 2: put a line here, watch the match in your backyard
Speaker 2: while turning the sausages on the barbecue.
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm there.
Speaker 2: I didn't come watch the game. I can't. I'm turning
Speaker 2: the sausages on the barbecue. You be asking me last year,
Speaker 2: how was the Grand Final? Do you know? Betty? So
Speaker 2: I was turning those sausages on the barbecue. But this
Speaker 2: is it's worth eight thousand dollars. So every day this
Speaker 2: week we're looking for one of you. Go forward to
Speaker 2: Thursday show ahead on the long weekend. One person wins
Speaker 2: it on Thursday Show. Every day this week, not only
Speaker 2: do you go into a big draw on Thursday, you
Speaker 2: also win instantly five hundred dollars voucher at Harvey Norman.
Speaker 2: How are we doing it by doing this? Fan in
Speaker 2: the stand, The game's up there?
Speaker 4: Look all right?
Speaker 2: Each morning this week. Then you gotta work out who
Speaker 2: is the fan in the stand. It's someone famous? Who
Speaker 2: is it? Here's this morning's fan in the stand?
Speaker 4: Why are you do.
Speaker 2: You think that's drible?
Speaker 3: It's tough, it's tough.
Speaker 4: There is a celebrity amongst the crowd that explains it clearly,
Speaker 4: doesn't it.
Speaker 2: Thank god you're there for that. They were confused.
Speaker 1: Conf Christian, Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast, What game's up there?
Speaker 2: Look all right, each morning this week we're going to
Speaker 2: find four of you and on Thursday show, one of
Speaker 2: you gets the big TV worth eight thousand dollars every
Speaker 2: single day for getting the fan in the stand? Right,
Speaker 2: you get an instant five thousand dollars, five hundred dollars sorry,
Speaker 2: the next to zero there easy, everybody, take two shall
Speaker 2: nervous sorry, five hundred dollars to spend at Harvey Norman
Speaker 2: another dollar more? You creed a little piggies? All right?
Speaker 2: Who is today's fan in the stand? Who this? John's
Speaker 2: up first? This morning? Johnny boy?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Yeah, good morning, Christian?
Speaker 3: Here are youing?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Do you have a nice weekend? Yes?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 2: Awesome? Who do you think is the fan in the.
Speaker 7: Stand says like Homer Simpson to me.
Speaker 2: No, he's in the little opening theme tune. But it's
Speaker 2: not Homer Simpson in the clip. But thank you very
Speaker 2: much for you guess anyway, John, No.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: I have a nice weeek Jordan.
Speaker 4: I'm going with Jerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 2: Christian, it's not Jerry Seinfeld. Nice guest though, tough and
Speaker 2: enjoy the game this weekend. JERSU Claire, good morning. Who
Speaker 2: think it is? Claire?
Speaker 3: It's Ross some friends?
Speaker 1: What are you?
Speaker 2: Wow? Winner winner? You through to the big drawer on Thursday.
Speaker 2: You could be winning the eight thousand dollars TV. You
Speaker 2: get five hundred dollars straight away to spend at half
Speaker 2: a Norman. Well, Unclaire, thank you so much. That's all right,
Speaker 2: and good luck Thursday. We catch up again Thursday. But
Speaker 2: you're into the drawer. It could be you. Thank you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're all going to watch a movie together Saturday night.
Speaker 2: We watched the trailer and then it is a cute dog.
Speaker 2: My wife goes to me that dog but not dyeing it?
Speaker 2: Are going to be really upset? Can you find out?
Speaker 2: I'm like, how I fuck? We watched the movie beforehand
Speaker 2: for an hour and fifty two and then go I
Speaker 2: checked it all out. That dog is absolutely fine. Last
Speaker 2: scene they're all throwing a ball for it. It's great. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 2: So I'm googling. I just start. I put the name
Speaker 2: of the movie in and then it does the Dog Die? Right?
Speaker 2: I can't find anything. However, I come across an amazing
Speaker 2: website that a lot of you are going to go
Speaker 2: on this week to waste time. It's called does Thedogdie
Speaker 2: dot Com, also available as an app. It has seventy
Speaker 2: six different categories. Right from a Dog dies? There are bugs,
Speaker 2: there are snakes, someone uses drugs. There's finger slash, toe mutilation,
Speaker 2: there's im mutilation. Someone breaks a bone, they're shaving, teeth
Speaker 2: are damaged. Someone has a seizure, someone is kidnapped, a
Speaker 2: parent dies, there are there are clowns, someone is possessed.
Speaker 2: And you click on the category then tells you what
Speaker 2: films there are those scenes in?
Speaker 4: And can you do the reverse? Can you put in
Speaker 4: your film and it tells you which category it comes under.
Speaker 2: No, son, I could put in A Dog Dies and
Speaker 2: I can tell you now what movies there are. John Wick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean it's it's three movies and two more to
Speaker 2: go about a guy avenging because someone nilled his dog,
Speaker 2: and as a dog owner, I don't think he goes
Speaker 2: over the top enough. I think he's quite mild in
Speaker 2: his restraint. And then it goes here all the all
Speaker 2: the movies and TV shows where dogs are obviously Marley
Speaker 2: Me's in their Game of Thrones, The Witch, and then
Speaker 2: it's about every other movie. So out of any of
Speaker 2: these categories, guys, do you want me to which one
Speaker 2: do you want to go to? There's do you want
Speaker 2: to know if a parent dies? What movies have clowns?
Speaker 3: I like the clowns? One I hate clowns.
Speaker 2: Okay, it obviously spoiler alert, there are clowns. He's on
Speaker 2: the posters, he's everywhere. If you watch that and are
Speaker 2: still surprised, you're just an idiot. The Joker fifty six
Speaker 2: minutes into everyone's surprise, there is indeed a clown in
Speaker 2: The Joker movie. As it says it the Good Place.
Speaker 2: American Horror story again, it's called American Horror Story, Shadow Valley,
Speaker 2: Animal Crossing at Jack. Do you pick a category as well?
Speaker 2: Let me just take you through some of the other ones.
Speaker 2: I'm going down here now. We don't want to have
Speaker 2: that one. There are strobe effects, shaky.
Speaker 8: Cam, shaky care reminds you of There was this famous,
Speaker 8: for a long time, famous review show for movies on
Speaker 8: the ABC called David and Margaret at the Movies.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's still available. You can still watch old
Speaker 2: episodes of that.
Speaker 4: I used to love it every Wednesday night and they
Speaker 4: would do it.
Speaker 2: You can watch old episodes.
Speaker 4: David hated the shaky cam and because in the I
Speaker 4: guess in the early two thousand it became a real
Speaker 4: trend for movies.
Speaker 2: It Blair Witch Project, which is the whole movies like that.
Speaker 2: You actually feel sick sometimes watching it.
Speaker 4: So even if you loved a movie, but you go,
Speaker 4: I have to take points off for the Shaky Shame web.
Speaker 2: It's called if you do want to use this website ever,
Speaker 2: by the way, it's called does the Dog Die dot Com?
Speaker 5: Question?
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 2: Podcast till next twenty minutes. Then we're going to talk
Speaker 2: about what's happened to us this weekend and pick a
Speaker 2: song that sums it up. Jack Post, what's it for you?
Speaker 4: Bianco and I desperate, like so many Melbournians, desperate for
Speaker 4: some sort of vacation, some sort of different feeling than
Speaker 4: just been in the house every weekend. So we to
Speaker 4: make our own feeling of a vacation this morning there,
Speaker 4: this weekend, we pulled the bed into the living room,
Speaker 4: base and all, and took out the coffee table.
Speaker 2: In this story, you're both twelve years of age.
Speaker 3: Heap me, king of camp.
Speaker 4: Are you like a slumber party?
Speaker 2: Did you get under the table or something, some blankets
Speaker 2: and have your dinner under there? Something under the table?
Speaker 3: There is something about that, isn't there?
Speaker 2: Jack?
Speaker 3: Sleeping somewhere different in.
Speaker 2: The dragging the bed into another room? Does it make
Speaker 2: me feel like balmy? Where am i right now? I've
Speaker 2: got my boarding pass.
Speaker 4: Let me set the scene for you. Maybe you'll convince
Speaker 4: you to do the same this weekend, just to spice things.
Speaker 2: Up a bit. Absolutely so, we moved nothing more spicy
Speaker 2: than dragging a bed into another room. I'm so spicy
Speaker 2: already the thought of it. I'm gonna have to text
Speaker 2: my wife right now. I can't wait till the end
Speaker 2: of the show.
Speaker 4: With the coffee table out, the bed feels up pretty
Speaker 4: much all of the room, so it's not a huge
Speaker 4: living room, and you wedged in between the couches and
Speaker 4: the fireplace and the TV.
Speaker 2: She can jump from one to the other.
Speaker 4: So the idea was to turn all the lights off
Speaker 4: put the fire on.
Speaker 2: This it's actually really.
Speaker 4: Nice, so imagine the romance.
Speaker 3: Romance.
Speaker 4: The only light in the room is the fireplace.
Speaker 2: Glowing on your lover's face as you make out your
Speaker 2: little dirty dog. E'es huh.
Speaker 4: He actually got way too hot in front of the fire.
Speaker 4: We were watching a footy there.
Speaker 3: Oh that's romantic, so yeah, lit by the fire. Gosh, Jack,
Speaker 3: I thought you.
Speaker 2: Say you're gonna put her like a romantic movie or
Speaker 2: like Sleep the s and Seattle.
Speaker 4: It's the prelimbs. You can't, mister, watch you doing.
Speaker 2: You're proper. No, I don't not having night snacks in
Speaker 2: bed either, because for days afterwards you're rolling over there's
Speaker 2: another little cheerio or.
Speaker 3: Something in there, duster Buster in the want you.
Speaker 2: Get the pillows to prop you up, and the prop
Speaker 2: you up on the bed.
Speaker 4: And then by halftime it was so hot and Bank
Speaker 4: is the one closest to the fire. She's like, we can't,
Speaker 4: there's no way we can sleep yet. So I had
Speaker 4: to douse the fire.
Speaker 2: With them, and then you get all that horrible.
Speaker 4: Smoke, and now the bed is still there because we
Speaker 4: didn't the next morning, we haven't bothered to move the
Speaker 4: bed back into the bedroom because there's a lot of work.
Speaker 2: Actually, so now you're not John and Yoko? Do you
Speaker 2: haven't a protest? Then coming up next, Tom ras Patsy.
Speaker 2: What's a song that sums up her weekend?
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Song that sums up my weekend is this? Well, this
Speaker 2: is my This could be my wife's song for life,
Speaker 2: because my wife backs down to no one, and no
Speaker 2: she never backs down. So here's the situation Friday. Okay,
Speaker 2: we needed to fill up a bean bag. Not just
Speaker 2: a bean bag, but it was a bean bag, double
Speaker 2: seater outdoor indoor mini couch. Wow. Yeah to the girls
Speaker 2: and a mate or a boyfriend iver, they have to
Speaker 2: can make out.
Speaker 4: On it and make a couch.
Speaker 9: Sorry, sorry, come here for peace therapy.
Speaker 2: Don't send me back to the dark place, all right?
Speaker 2: So I made up straight away. I thought this is
Speaker 2: going to be a nightmare between my wife and I
Speaker 2: because if you ever tried to fill a beanbang with
Speaker 2: those those Palestine balls, the fire gravity, they don't go down.
Speaker 2: They just they just don't want to go into that
Speaker 2: beanback to They're like they're trying to leap out, you know,
Speaker 2: they keep going. They get stuck to your hand and face.
Speaker 2: They're like flies, like covered in honey, and they go
Speaker 2: all over the So then it was and so I
Speaker 2: saw this coming. I've been here years years ago when
Speaker 2: my wife from a huge mount don't doing it, and
Speaker 2: I thought, no way, it's Friday night, I'm not beginning weekend.
Speaker 2: On that, I went, do you know what you're gonna
Speaker 2: have to get one of the kids to do with
Speaker 2: your darling. I said, I've got to make an urgent
Speaker 2: phone called to Tom, the producer developing. You know something,
Speaker 2: Jack said. My wife always believes when we go something
Speaker 2: Jack said, or it's queuing on there's something kicking off
Speaker 2: on gold. So I went into the other room and
Speaker 2: just turn Netflix on my laptop. Right, the fourteen year
Speaker 2: old gets drafted up, right, and within two minutes there's
Speaker 2: just screaming in there, right, and they're like two cats
Speaker 2: just that neither them will back down. The teenager quits,
Speaker 2: walks off the job, and I'm like, I slammed the laptop.
Speaker 2: I knew that I'm going to get caught up. My
Speaker 2: wife just goes crait, I'm going to need you now.
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh, no, no, no, here goes our Friday night.
Speaker 2: And sure enough, within a couple of a couple of minutes,
Speaker 2: we're arguing because my wife and we don't know what
Speaker 2: the best way is. There's there's eight of these bags
Speaker 2: to get into this. It's only like this little double seater,
Speaker 2: but you need a lot of those silly little polystymie walls.
Speaker 2: So we've got to put eight in there. And we're
Speaker 2: trying to work out what the best way is. I said,
Speaker 2: there must be a system that people have got, like
Speaker 2: a shortcut to put these bean back the beans into
Speaker 2: the bean back.
Speaker 4: I've only done it once and I'll never do it again.
Speaker 4: Exactly like you said, they defied gravity, went everywhere, They
Speaker 4: got static electricity that pushes them away from.
Speaker 3: The opening of the bad Do you shove them in?
Speaker 3: And then like with the Stanley knife bottom.
Speaker 2: What we never thought of that? Tell you what I do?
Speaker 2: Perhaps I started licking that the packet of the beans, going,
Speaker 2: well this get them in to take all the bag.
Speaker 3: Did you open the packet and then try to tip
Speaker 3: it in?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, You've got to put the whole like.
Speaker 3: It's a cylindrical shape thing, isn't it like a big
Speaker 3: long stick?
Speaker 2: This is what you've been off for three reasons. You
Speaker 2: come back, You're drop in words like it's cylindrical. The
Speaker 2: old pre pats sound right, the old paths.
Speaker 4: Refreshed.
Speaker 2: No, refresh wouldn't have come up words like cylindrical. Yes
Speaker 2: it is. It's like a sausage going into a hole.
Speaker 3: Yes, no, shove it. You shove it in the casing
Speaker 3: of said sofa, and then at the bottom of it
Speaker 3: you put a slip.
Speaker 2: And then I tried that. I tried that. Here's what
Speaker 2: happens is the beans as they're going down the sausage,
Speaker 2: they congregate the bottom, don't they And then you shake it.
Speaker 2: And then when you do the shake and you lose
Speaker 2: half the beans. I'm sure someone listened to this, has
Speaker 2: done this and has got a very easy system. Has
Speaker 2: anyone got a better way to fill up beans into
Speaker 2: a bean bag? What should we have done?
Speaker 1: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm dying to know what should my wife and I
Speaker 2: have done. Friday night, we had a bean bag to
Speaker 2: fill up. And if you've ever been this situation, it's
Speaker 2: those tiny, irritating, crappy, little polystommery malls that defy gravity.
Speaker 2: You're trying to get them to go down, shaking that
Speaker 2: bag and like the sausage meat, to get it to
Speaker 2: go into the pie. You open up that pie how
Speaker 2: the mouth, and you try and shove them in. They
Speaker 2: start going everywhere. And I didn't know what the best
Speaker 2: way to do this was, Helen, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 7: How are you guys?
Speaker 2: I'm good, Helen. So you've been in this situation before.
Speaker 2: What's the best thing to do? You're have?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 7: The whole idea is to define gravity. So one of
Speaker 7: you need to stand on a chair like a dining chair,
Speaker 7: and have the other one hold the bean bag. And
Speaker 7: then it's dropping low, as Patty was saying, if you
Speaker 7: have the tube in there, as it's flowing through, the
Speaker 7: bean bag is filling, but it's going downwards as one
Speaker 7: of you are holding the bean bag up higher.
Speaker 2: Sort of makes sense, yes, it did, But we did this.
Speaker 2: I was holding I was in charge of holding up
Speaker 2: like I guess if it was a hospital. I'm holding
Speaker 2: up the ivy drip.
Speaker 4: But are you on a chair?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I wasn't on a chair, was holding up you.
Speaker 1: Need to be on a chair.
Speaker 2: Statue okay, the statue of liberty holding up like that? Okay,
Speaker 2: and then exactly exactly so it needed to be higher.
Speaker 7: It needed definitely to be higher. So then as it's dropping,
Speaker 7: you won't get as many out there. But I've filled
Speaker 7: up two really huge ones for my son, and yeah,
Speaker 7: it definitely definitely works. So good luck with that.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, Helen. Have a nice week, no worries,
Speaker 2: take care of see you bye. Tell me one thing
Speaker 2: about beanbag as well. They're not for growing ups, are they?
Speaker 3: Getting out of them?
Speaker 2: Getting out of that thing is humiliating. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: what it's like a gym studio. Sud help them for
Speaker 2: a crunch to work on his six pack. That is,
Speaker 2: you got to engage your glute and the apps. Or
Speaker 2: what adults do is they just roll over to the side. Kids,
Speaker 2: I spring up like the matrix, can't they? Adults do
Speaker 2: the old roll on one knee.
Speaker 6: Christian Christian O'Connell's Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 2: It's just another miss heard many Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.
Speaker 2: Welcome to this week's misheard Lyrics. As always, you send
Speaker 2: them in every Monday, we go through the ones. If
Speaker 2: we agree with your miss here, if we can't hear
Speaker 2: what you think you're mishearing. For the really great ones,
Speaker 2: you get straight away inducted into the Hall of Fame
Speaker 2: Hall of Fame, a record breaking three Hall of Famers
Speaker 2: last week. Nathan and Phil Collins. Someone to Call Mine,
Speaker 2: My Mama's etes Mamma, one of my favorite ones of
Speaker 2: the year, one of my still great there Lucas Storm,
Speaker 2: great name, had prefab sprouts, the King of Rock and Roll,
Speaker 2: Hot Dog Jump and fart on a cookie. Still some
Speaker 2: of these they get better a week later, don't know
Speaker 2: they they marinate. We got Becky with Julia Michaels and issues.
Speaker 2: Yeah I got issues and this is a high brown one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've got issues. And one of them is hell on Nietzsche,
Speaker 2: the German philosopher. Issues.
Speaker 1: One of them is how about an answer?
Speaker 2: There you go, we do high and lowbrowl on the show.
Speaker 2: All right, Le's get at Leb Brown new ones. Big
Speaker 2: John's got this from Green Day time of your life.
Speaker 2: Another turning point of fork stuck in the road, another
Speaker 2: turning by the fox duck in the world, or is
Speaker 2: it another turnip boy? A fork stuck in the road.
Speaker 4: Another turner bine of fuks duck.
Speaker 8: And the.
Speaker 2: I'm here in turn it boy. You don't have to
Speaker 2: say yes because you're doing your favorite role. All right?
Speaker 2: What about this one? Then this comes from Simon from
Speaker 2: Madonna's material Girl. All right, so Madonna and when she
Speaker 2: just yells out at the material, Simon thinks she's saying, cheero.
Speaker 4: You nice.
Speaker 2: If popstars listen, Hey, thanks for listening, find yourself, save
Speaker 2: journey home.
Speaker 4: Great closer for any live show.
Speaker 2: He's Madonna saying cheero at the end of this of
Speaker 2: a song, see you mat Yeah, she's saying cheerio, We
Speaker 2: hear it. That's great, Simon. I love that one. Come
Speaker 2: on in instance Hall of Favor, Jimbo's up next, cool
Speaker 2: the gang get down on it song? Or is it
Speaker 2: get that hornet? Yes, it's such It'll get that hornet. Yes, Serena,
Speaker 2: I have two you said last week with Phil Collins,
Speaker 2: someone to call my Mama's there? Oh, yes, ma, mama
Speaker 2: said bonus point Now for animal themed ones. I think
Speaker 2: I've got two for you up. First, tight Rope by
Speaker 2: Illy Australian rapper. I'm walking on a tightrope or is
Speaker 2: it monkey on a tightrope? Yes, one hundred percent, the
Speaker 2: monkey and a tightrope. And then I'm not sure about
Speaker 2: this one, Florence and the machine. Sweet nothing. I'm living
Speaker 2: on such sweet nothing? Or is it I'm living on
Speaker 2: sexy elephants? I don't know.
Speaker 9: Actually there, yes, are we're hearing a sexy elephant altogether,
Speaker 9: Everyone lean into the radio right now, a great light.
Speaker 2: Yes, I give a sexy elephant. And then finally from
Speaker 2: James blurred lines, Robin Thick a baby, can you breathe?
Speaker 2: I got this from Jamaica? Or is it baby? Can
Speaker 2: you breed a cactus from Jamaica? Yeah? I hear that.
Speaker 2: Can you breed a cactus from Jamaica? Yes? Well done?
Speaker 2: Those are all outstanding this week. Thank you very much,
Speaker 2: or you miss her limits you send me every single
Speaker 2: day as always, whenever you've got one, send it to me.
Speaker 2: Christian at christiano'connell dot com dot au, Christian.
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Shane Crawford jackposts are going to be live from the MCG.
Speaker 2: Why they're there, they're saving the Grand Finals. Why they're
Speaker 2: going to be capturing the essence of the MCG. It
Speaker 2: isn't just about a bit of turf, It's about capturing
Speaker 2: the essence of the MCGS. They're going to be down
Speaker 2: there live ten past eight this morning. They've got a compressor,
Speaker 2: they've got a share and they're going to cram in
Speaker 2: love that MCG atmosphere, Craws saying, going to boot her
Speaker 2: all the way up to the Gabba before that. Then
Speaker 2: last week I launched a brand new podcast. And if
Speaker 2: I'm going to put something ouse out to the world
Speaker 2: of me talking, it needs to be something completely different
Speaker 2: because there's about twenty hours of me available already talking.
Speaker 2: So for years I've been thinking about I want to
Speaker 2: do something different than what I couldn't do on the
Speaker 2: radio show. So all I've done is something called The
Speaker 2: Stuff of Legends. Each week it's me and a guest,
Speaker 2: someone who I think is interesting and funny. They tryin
Speaker 2: town with the story of their life in three objects.
Speaker 2: Last week's first episode went up. Thank you very much
Speaker 2: all the messages that have come over the last couple
Speaker 2: of days, is Russell Brand, and one of you summed
Speaker 2: it up. And the amazing thing is when you sit
Speaker 2: opposite someone and you should try and do that with
Speaker 2: your friends. You're all struggling for things to talk about
Speaker 2: the moment. What would it be if you were going
Speaker 2: to try and tell the story of your life in
Speaker 2: three objects? Russell Brand's won last week. For most of
Speaker 2: you you heard Russell in a very different way because
Speaker 2: people dropped the persona. This week's guest is the same
Speaker 2: one of the funniest people I've ever met. He's black
Speaker 2: belt funny, not just one of the funniest people in Australia,
Speaker 2: one of the funniest people in the world. Hamish Blake.
Speaker 2: The Hamish Blake one which is up now it's called
Speaker 2: Stuff of Legends wherever you get your podcasts from is amazing.
Speaker 2: When I did this, it was so interesting what he
Speaker 2: was talking about. Yeah, the impact of his granddad on
Speaker 2: his life, his old attitude to why he works out
Speaker 2: so much, one of the most important books in his life,
Speaker 2: which I think gave him his whole sort of comedic
Speaker 2: kind of outlook. Was so interesting. At the end of it,
Speaker 2: we were still talking for another twenty minutes. Christian Connell
Speaker 2: Show podcast. What we're about to do is the most
Speaker 2: important bit of the shows this week. There's nothing more
Speaker 2: important for me to we're doing this week than what
Speaker 2: we're about to undertake. This is where showbiz and science
Speaker 2: mate and create show science. We are capturing the g
Speaker 2: Last week you would have seen the news that we're
Speaker 2: going to be digging up some of the turf for
Speaker 2: the MCG taking it to La Gabba, just so some
Speaker 2: of that special essence can be there. However, the MCG,
Speaker 2: the one thing we all talk about is the atmosphere there.
Speaker 2: What it's like Friday night with a beer under the
Speaker 2: lights at the MCG. There's nowhere else quite like that
Speaker 2: those sporting stadium in the world, like the world famous MCG.
Speaker 2: It's about the atmosphere. So that's what we're going to
Speaker 2: try and do. Right now. We've got a compressor. We're
Speaker 2: going to suck in some of the MCG atmosphere, then
Speaker 2: we're going to put it into a showing and then
Speaker 2: it's going to be transported the next two days up
Speaker 2: to the Gabba. Live Thursday morning is going to be
Speaker 2: released the MCG atmosphere into the Gabba ready for the
Speaker 2: Grand Final this weekend. We are about bies and gentlemen
Speaker 2: to capture the G. The studium holds express. It's a
Speaker 2: go man in an impossible precision. It's past.
Speaker 1: Now we come to the biggest decision of them all.
Speaker 2: So it is my pleasure to formally announce at the
Speaker 2: twenty twenty Toyota AFL Grand Final we played in Queensland
Speaker 2: at the gam.
Speaker 1: Christian owned Connell's future the G.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll go on to scientists. Ready, good morning,
Speaker 2: Jack posts live at the MCG gate number two.
Speaker 4: Christia Connell, we come to you from inside the atmospheric
Speaker 4: bubble of the MCG. Crawf you would know this atmosphere
Speaker 4: very well.
Speaker 5: Oh it's incredible. What a spectacle it is, What a
Speaker 5: beautiful building. But as Christian did say, the atmosphere is
Speaker 5: everything and two scientists. Last time I did a science experiment,
Speaker 5: it involved a Bunsen burner.
Speaker 2: But today I'm telling it to a whole new level.
Speaker 2: First of all, Crawford, before we get into it, obviously,
Speaker 2: on Friday you're raving about Lucky Neil and tipping in
Speaker 2: for the brown. Though you must have been very pleased
Speaker 2: to see him get it. Yesterday a very worthy winner.
Speaker 5: Christian had a super consistent year and a good country boy,
Speaker 5: which we love the country boys. So well done to
Speaker 5: Lockey Neil and well done to the Brisbane Lions because
Speaker 5: you need your teammates to help you out there on
Speaker 5: the field as well.
Speaker 2: And who are you going to tip this weekend? Mate?
Speaker 2: You enjoy the games that weekend, two great games.
Speaker 5: I'm going to lean towards the Mighty Tigers. I just
Speaker 5: think it was an amazing win. To do what they
Speaker 5: did last week was incredible in South Australia with the
Speaker 5: crowd totally against them, to find a way to win
Speaker 5: when they were challenged all night. I just think, look out,
Speaker 5: they're going to win another premiership.
Speaker 2: So guys, describe the atmosphere right now of the MCG Well.
Speaker 5: You can see dust particles flying through the air as
Speaker 5: we speak, and we see the seagulls just waking from
Speaker 5: having a fish and chip overnight, and we can see
Speaker 5: people starting to build all around us.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for coming.
Speaker 5: I know it's a very special, exciting event, but it
Speaker 5: is quite amazing, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Jack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you make it sound like we're breaking social distancing rules.
Speaker 2: There's no there's absolutely and just sprinting down right now
Speaker 2: to shut us down. And also if they're ever looking
Speaker 2: to who is going to be the voice that takes
Speaker 2: over from today? But atbrah Crofts just chucked his hands
Speaker 2: to the ring.
Speaker 4: There isn't he with those dust particle comments, brilliant.
Speaker 2: Talks so beautifully about the seagulls and that fish and
Speaker 2: chip supper they had an overnight.
Speaker 4: And of course we've got the compressor. It's the V
Speaker 4: thirteen sixty leads.
Speaker 2: We did go for the V thirteen, didn't we guys?
Speaker 4: We did. We had no expense spared. It goes up
Speaker 4: to two hundred and fifty psi. It's ready to capture
Speaker 4: the atmosphere of the MC And.
Speaker 5: We did jump the gun a bit there because it
Speaker 5: is in Brisbane Lions colors. And we obviously got that
Speaker 5: wrong because the Tiger's won and the cats.
Speaker 2: One didn't need to know that bit of detail. But anyway,
Speaker 2: that's Shane Crawford for you. Crawf. Now we understand that
Speaker 2: you have a speech that you're ready to read out.
Speaker 2: Now get rid of Oh look.
Speaker 5: This is gonna really stir me up, but anyway, stick with.
Speaker 2: Me away we go hang on crawf. Let me just
Speaker 2: play in some emotional music.
Speaker 5: See I really do want to start running.
Speaker 2: I'm at ems g Okay.
Speaker 5: Here we go for the first time since the birth
Speaker 5: of our game, for the first time in ninety eight years,
Speaker 5: the Grand Final will be played beyond our borders and
Speaker 5: our great city. Four X is no VB and the
Speaker 5: Gabba is no MCG. You might not be able to
Speaker 5: see it, but you can feel it. You can feel
Speaker 5: it in your bones when the Southern Stad roars, or
Speaker 5: in the pit of your stomach when one hundred thousand
Speaker 5: Melbournians hold their breath. It's the ghosts of Grand Finals
Speaker 5: pass that hover above the turf, the hugs, the tears, the.
Speaker 2: Broken dreams that spelled beer.
Speaker 5: And while we can't recreate the g's famous atmosphere, we
Speaker 5: can capture it by hiring a high powered industrial air compressor,
Speaker 5: pumping it into a share and posting.
Speaker 10: It express to the gabber jack. Let's fire up. The
Speaker 10: moment has come. It's time to capture the gen. She
Speaker 10: done started.
Speaker 2: What a mute? Thank you very much to Kenyon's hire
Speaker 2: in the atmosphere quick plug. Listen to that. Wow, it's
Speaker 2: gonna wake up all the residents.
Speaker 5: Yes, they're coming out of their houses as we speak.
Speaker 2: We are capturing the G. Wake up, it's quake away.
Speaker 4: It's got white line fever.
Speaker 2: Sound like it is going to concurently. All right, guys,
Speaker 2: when you're ready, start to suck in the atmosphere of
Speaker 2: the MCG into thats v well kmpressor, We're ready suck
Speaker 2: eats any minute. Now.
Speaker 1: What's happened?
Speaker 2: What's he do?
Speaker 7: But what we did it?
Speaker 4: We thought we were sucking it in.
Speaker 2: It's going, yeah, suck it in. Turn up a bit, Jack,
Speaker 2: because I'm told them, when you turn it up, it
Speaker 2: will start to suck in all the ghosts of all
Speaker 2: those great moments.
Speaker 4: Turning it up.
Speaker 2: Really crank it up, jack. Oh my god, it's starts
Speaker 2: to suck him in right now. I can hear them.
Speaker 2: You've got them, guys, you've got it. Turn it off.
Speaker 2: That's it, seen it, seen it.
Speaker 4: We've captured the G.
Speaker 2: Well no, everyone then captured the G an air high five?
Speaker 2: Dot too close? Just a air high five?
Speaker 3: Whoa, whoa?
Speaker 2: We captured it. Okay, well done, guys. So so in
Speaker 2: a minute, then we're going to put it into a
Speaker 2: sharing and then it's going to be transported all the
Speaker 2: way to the Gabba where open up the show And
Speaker 2: on Thursday show, Shane Crawford, Jack Post the Grand Final.
Speaker 2: Thanks you, we did it. Thanks for having me on
Speaker 2: an occasion. Wait, gab you the job.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: I know it's radio, but we care about getting these
Speaker 2: things right. Not only was that, obviously you can do that,
Speaker 2: we won't sound effects that he actually is that? What's
Speaker 2: a compressor down there? Jack Post is still down there
Speaker 2: in a ghostbuster's outfit, right, any excuse that guy to
Speaker 2: get on some kind of fancy dress up right, he's
Speaker 2: into it. Crawf was in a scientist lab coat. I've
Speaker 2: just seen the video of it. If you go into
Speaker 2: our Insta stories on show Insta stories, we find it
Speaker 2: on Instagram. The Christian O'Connell Show, Shane Crawford is supposed
Speaker 2: to look at scientists, but because he's Crawf and he's sorry,
Speaker 2: he's carved out of stone, he just looks like a butcher,
Speaker 2: a deli counter of wall warts. Check it out right now.
Speaker 2: So this Thursday, and I know the news yesterday some
Speaker 2: mixed news from Dan Andrews. The incredible thing is the
Speaker 2: numbers have actually gone down from seven hundred to well
Speaker 2: one and then two and talking to my mum and
Speaker 2: dad yesterday in England where it's up to over twenty
Speaker 2: thousand a day, it's amazing what we have done. We
Speaker 2: have done incredible Melbourne. It's like I couldn't believe that
Speaker 2: over the weekend it was one hundred days we've been
Speaker 2: in this second lockdown. It's been incredible. So anyway, it's
Speaker 2: mixed news today. There's still very very tough news for
Speaker 2: a lot of small and medium businesses. And I know
Speaker 2: it's unbelievable that you won't be able to be watching
Speaker 2: the game this weekend with family and friends. I can
Speaker 2: imagine what that's like. You've grown up with that tradition.
Speaker 2: It's I could kind of box and dale Christmas Day
Speaker 2: lunches and it's the same thing in the diary. However,
Speaker 2: it is still a four day week. There will still
Speaker 2: be a Grand Final and hopefully a great one as well,
Speaker 2: So it's a four day week. We've still got the
Speaker 2: public holiday because it's Victorian and any chance of our
Speaker 2: public holiday, who sees that. So here's what we're doing.
Speaker 2: It's a four day week. This is on the show
Speaker 2: Big Show. We've kept of the g we're gonna be
Speaker 2: releasing the g live from the Gabba. Were yet to
Speaker 2: find out who's gonna be doing that, but we've got
Speaker 2: a couple of days to work that out. We're all
Speaker 2: seeing to be giving away this eight thousand dollars outdoor
Speaker 2: TV thanks to Harvey Norman that one of you who's
Speaker 2: gonna win in time, it's going to be installed and
Speaker 2: in time rounded yours for the Grand Final Saturday. And
Speaker 2: then what we're also going to do Thursday is we're
Speaker 2: going to make it all requests. So normally you listen
Speaker 2: to the songs that we pick for you, guys like match,
Speaker 2: what's twenty there? What do you want to hear? I'd
Speaker 2: start to call in now. It's going to get very
Speaker 2: busy on Thursday's show. Everyone's going to be in a
Speaker 2: great atmosphere. It's the last working day of the week
Speaker 2: before the long weekend, so we're going to turn Thursday's
Speaker 2: Breakfast show all request. The music be picked by you.
Speaker 2: What do you want to hear? This is going to
Speaker 2: be like trying to put your hair just as appointment.
Speaker 2: Don't leave it till Thursday.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: You're back.
Speaker 4: I'm back.
Speaker 2: They couldn't find you for the last five minutes. I did.
Speaker 4: I forgot to bring a pass with me. Take out
Speaker 4: the front. Thank you, we captured it, mate, Well done.
Speaker 2: I see you've done science now this morning, you capture
Speaker 2: the g Well done. How did Crawf look? You look
Speaker 2: more like a sort of big Burnie butcher.
Speaker 4: No, that's his home ground there. You really see Crawf
Speaker 4: in his element outside.
Speaker 2: When I heard him in his element, he did an
Speaker 2: amazing job by getting very very excited, waking up the
Speaker 2: neighborhood and all the sea golds. All right, time for
Speaker 2: today's at work time wasister. This morning, we're asking you
Speaker 2: to combine two TV shows. To take two separate TV shows,
Speaker 2: match them together and create one new monster. I've got
Speaker 2: Dexter who a time traveling serial killer? Yeah, Silver, Dancing
Speaker 2: with the Porn Stars, Gold, Little House of Cards on
Speaker 2: the Prairie, Silver, Doctor, Who do you think you are? Gold?
Speaker 2: Sesame Street Blues, Sesame Street but Solving Crimes. Hill Street
Speaker 2: Blues was an old detective show. Bring it on, the
Speaker 2: early eighties.
Speaker 4: Don't know it?
Speaker 2: Bronze, Oh you're market it down for Ignorance and Buffy
Speaker 2: The Bachelor Slayer Gold I'd watch that, Jack, What have
Speaker 2: you got? Then? Combined two TV shows.
Speaker 4: Two and a half Madmen. Keep in mind while we
Speaker 4: do these, I've been outside the studio out of me.
Speaker 2: Come on. In fact, they should be better. I've had
Speaker 2: ten minutes in taxi.
Speaker 4: Golden Girl's Gone Wild.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4: Silver, The Last Dancing with the Stars Michael Jordan and
Speaker 4: Dennis Rodman dancing.
Speaker 2: Basketball and I said, yeah, Bronze and Tiger King of
Speaker 2: the Hill. Okay, did you leave yours in the back
Speaker 2: of that yellow Star Taxi? What have you got? Combined
Speaker 2: two TV shows.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 2: All right, today's time wastter. We're asking you to combine
Speaker 2: two TV shows. You're into Mark, Jack Ready, Gilligan's Love Island,
Speaker 2: Gold Right and Sharpy Wonder. Cheers, Silver, I'm a Celebrity
Speaker 2: Lost in Space, Chris the Farmer Calls and Midwife Silver.
Speaker 2: Beverly Hills nine O two one.
Speaker 4: Oh, isn't that the show?
Speaker 2: Oh? Sorry? Beverly Hillbillies nine Old Kate Well done, Teenage Mutant,
Speaker 2: Ninja Kardashians that was still get an audience, that was
Speaker 2: still getting audience with the name Kardashians tacked on at
Speaker 2: the end. Don Plate of Origin, Survivor, Bronze, Steve Beavis
Speaker 2: and butt Heads, Great British Bacoff, Gold, Pieter, that's great,
Speaker 2: Thank you, Fresh, Prince of Sesame Street, Silver, The Real
Speaker 2: Housewives of Gilligan's Island, Gold, The Simpsons of Anarchy.
Speaker 4: Sim Sons of Silver plus.
Speaker 2: Twin Peaky Blinders, Clever Conne very Good married with children
Speaker 2: at first Sight, Silver, Naith Making a Friend's Murderer, The
Speaker 2: Fresh Idiot Abroad Martin Wilder, mad Men Who Stare at
Speaker 2: Goats Silver plus Dawson Shit Creek What is it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Shit's crak? Ah right?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Silver plus Modern Family Ties Bronz. Wow wee, I've not
Speaker 2: heard this TV show mentioned about four decades. Are you
Speaker 2: being served? Mash Good Lord, I mean, I know this
Speaker 2: has been a strange year, but I didn't know I'd
Speaker 2: be anyone mentioning are you being served? Dancing with the
Speaker 2: Neighbors Bronz and Alan up in Canberra, Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Listened to the show. Keeping Up with the Simpsons, Bronze,
Speaker 2: Fat Malcolm in the Middle.
Speaker 4: Don't know one of those TVs.
Speaker 2: No, I only know Malcolm in the Middle of the
Speaker 2: fact Bit Hunger, Game of Thrones movie. I think it
Speaker 2: was a very extreme TV show with kids having to
Speaker 2: survive like that. How you met your friends? All right,
Speaker 2: fiddling out? These are fiddling out. So Tyler, Today's show
Speaker 2: is the g has been captured. The footy ball is
Speaker 2: actually already back here with the atmosphere that you've sunked
Speaker 2: in with the compressor now is in it. We do
Speaker 2: need we need a listener in Brisbane. We need someone
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