WEBVTT - #113 All I Want for Christmas is Sleep

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what I'm about to buy? What's that? Okay? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how you'll take this news. How many houses?

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<v Speaker 1>How many houses you're buying? Shut up?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna buy some loafers, like leather loafers.

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<v Speaker 1>Like dress loafers around the house. Loafers like dress loafers.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm their black leather, shiny yeah, low front. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about that?

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel like that's like the next step for me,

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<v Speaker 2>next step in.

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<v Speaker 1>What who I am?

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<v Speaker 2>The evolution, the evolution of me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have a problem with them. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>a problem with them. Well, clearly you fucking do with

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<v Speaker 1>that time No, no, no, no, no no. Could you see

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<v Speaker 1>me in a loafer?

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<v Speaker 3>Our producers put up as he's getting closer to forty.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to Two Going Dads. I am Maddie Jay.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you say? I say? And I'm ash. This

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<v Speaker 1>is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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<v Speaker 1>it is the bad and the relatable.

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<v Speaker 4>Getting foot cramp, get some loafers, bro, excuse me if

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<v Speaker 4>you do get loafers, get a shoehorn.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I feel like shoehorn is you know?

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<v Speaker 4>They say the bigger the horn, the bigger the man.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, if you get a shoehorn, you get a big

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<v Speaker 2>one that you don't have to you could be standing up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's what mean.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you a real big one because you can't bend

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<v Speaker 4>over down there anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>You could get that for me. For Christmas? We are

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<v Speaker 1>are we getting each other?

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<v Speaker 2>We could do a secret center.

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<v Speaker 1>I know who gave it to me.

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<v Speaker 2>Of you we're having for those wondering, we are having

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<v Speaker 2>a Christmas party. I'm excited because I've never had a

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas party at work, Christmas party ever since like eight

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<v Speaker 2>years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, yeah, I'm not that's sad. Oh one man band,

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<v Speaker 1>one man band. Yes, there's a few people coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Could do, could do a secret center, could do, But

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<v Speaker 2>it's fucking Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>Ash. I'm not a for God's sake, I'm not a fan.

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<v Speaker 1>I do it for the kids. What's it not to

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<v Speaker 1>be a fan of? What is the problem.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's all a big waste of money, money

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<v Speaker 4>making scheme. It's a coup ess as writing one notes

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<v Speaker 4>in a book, See I didn't realize the Christmas greench

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<v Speaker 4>she was joining us today.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for having me.

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<v Speaker 4>I was talking about this with April today, but I

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<v Speaker 4>just I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>She was like to me, you gotta remember it's not

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<v Speaker 1>about you the kids. She's one hundred percent.

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<v Speaker 4>And I said, I agreed. I said, yeah, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>but I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to lie to you. I love it.

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<v Speaker 4>Will you buy April anything? We did a scene where

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<v Speaker 4>it's like twenty dollars each?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you buy like a pack of tim tan No.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's it's it's kind of like how creative you

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<v Speaker 4>can get with that twenty dollars. So I think, like

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<v Speaker 4>last time, I got like this sloth mug and it

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<v Speaker 4>with little things that she uses all the time, like

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<v Speaker 4>a little lip balm, a couple of the things that

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<v Speaker 4>she uses on her day to day, like a new.

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<v Speaker 1>Toothbrush because their breaths doing like a like a little

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<v Speaker 1>like she loves travelsopes. She's a weirdo as in like

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<v Speaker 1>you take them from hotels or yes, But like it's

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<v Speaker 1>how creative you can get with that twenty dollars. I

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<v Speaker 1>love that. It's about the thought that we can apply

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<v Speaker 1>that same.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you guys doing just buying each other new cars,

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<v Speaker 4>houses and boats or helicopter each?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I've requested a new skateboard. Oh, that's right from where.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a little skate shop down the road. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>on the one hand, yes, I'm itching towards forty with

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<v Speaker 2>a pair of loafers, and on the other hand, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>staying in touch with my youthful side with a new skateboard.

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<v Speaker 1>You should get a pair.

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<v Speaker 4>Of Globes or Ethny's or Osiris, chunky fucking things. Now

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<v Speaker 4>we're the Vans. Why don't we hear the loafers? Why

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<v Speaker 4>do you wear the loafers on a skateboard?

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<v Speaker 1>Give me that guy through Bonday. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>Here comes Maddie Jay.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not the sound that I make when I skateboard. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>that's like a Batman noise.

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<v Speaker 1>Also on the scale of superheroes, Batman is pretty shit.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on with your week? Big guy? How come

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<v Speaker 1>you're so stressed out? Why am I stressed out? Can

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<v Speaker 1>you tell me? Man? Do you know what? Actually? What

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<v Speaker 1>is it? Ash? Okay? The cicadas, let me just give

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<v Speaker 1>you a brief overview. And you've heard them. We've all

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<v Speaker 1>heard them.

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<v Speaker 4>There's news articles out about the soicadas this year.

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<v Speaker 2>If anyone is not familiar with the sound of the cicadas.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just going to put in a little snippet of

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<v Speaker 2>what it sounds like from your balcony. Yeah, it's stephening.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's because there's two species of cicada's fighting for territory.

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<v Speaker 2>This year didn't no devil atton brother was here too,

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<v Speaker 2>grosser is fighting for its mate.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's like the out of they are, and the

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<v Speaker 4>more pissed they spread, like the more dominant they are.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know I made that up, but I know

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<v Speaker 4>they're fighting for territory.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't heard the piss story. What's the piss about?

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<v Speaker 4>It's just they just piss everywhere to what I don't

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<v Speaker 4>like a dog. Yeah, I would say.

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<v Speaker 1>To Mark territory. You walk out in the front of

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<v Speaker 1>my house. But I told you get to the car.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like you're saturated and you're getting you're getting pissed on,

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<v Speaker 1>get pissed on.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so last week was a bit as you can

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<v Speaker 4>remember the way you like that at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if you got something in the car one second

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<v Speaker 1>April the car April's like where the ash. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>appreciate your judgment. You're judging me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to kink shame you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're kink shaming me.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to get pissed on by Sicanda? It's

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<v Speaker 2>like all the power to you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's refreshing anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Neighbors are like, oh make it the.

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<v Speaker 1>Driver spinning around? Oh god, why has that man got

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<v Speaker 1>an erection that his house?

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<v Speaker 4>It's last week was a bit sunny, rainy, sunny, rainy,

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<v Speaker 4>bit like that sort of weather.

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<v Speaker 1>So I kept walking outside.

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<v Speaker 2>Sitting on your balcony with a cigarette.

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<v Speaker 1>Fem, guy's gonna stop doing this to me that one? Sorry, sorry, sorry, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>very hot. So I didn't know if it was raining

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<v Speaker 1>or I was getting pissed. I was getting that finished

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<v Speaker 1>the story and.

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<v Speaker 4>Look, as you saw, it's really loud, but it's also

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<v Speaker 4>sparked the attention, not the piss the bugs themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a bug in the insect? I fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>I think so, I think I would. I would put

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<v Speaker 2>money on the fact that that would be an insect

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<v Speaker 2>or a bug.

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<v Speaker 4>The kids have are drawn to the cicadas because they

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<v Speaker 4>also come out of the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>They hatch out of a shell. They leave the shell

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<v Speaker 1>wherever they've hatched. Love the shells.

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<v Speaker 4>I love collecting them. But They also pick up the

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<v Speaker 4>dead ones, which is great. Not I've got containers full

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<v Speaker 4>of them at home that the kids have filled up.

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<v Speaker 4>Good containers too, Not these shit takeaway ones. Good tupperware,

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<v Speaker 4>like not the streets ice cream.

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<v Speaker 2>No fucking hell, holy shit, there's a lot of cicadas.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good. How long are you going to keep the

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<v Speaker 1>cicadas for?

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<v Speaker 4>I keep throwing them out because they attract ants. Where

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<v Speaker 4>do you put them in the I put them in

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<v Speaker 4>the back of the bush or when.

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<v Speaker 1>The kids sleep with the sicanda noise going on in

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<v Speaker 1>the background.

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<v Speaker 4>Because at night it really calms down. Of course, the

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<v Speaker 4>hotter it is, the louder they are.

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<v Speaker 1>But they what they do also is they sync up

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<v Speaker 1>the noise, so it's it starts to get louder and louder,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it.

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<v Speaker 4>Starts to go like like like they.

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<v Speaker 1>Sync up together. And you know when you're in a

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<v Speaker 1>car and you open.

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<v Speaker 4>One window and it's like it's like that in your

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<v Speaker 4>head and you're like so ome, we're all fucking going crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>But shut all the doors. It's like thirty degrees so

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<v Speaker 4>stinking hot in my fucking haut.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the decimal reading? You put one hundred and five.

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<v Speaker 1>You measured one hundred and five hundred and five on

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<v Speaker 1>the decimal meter.

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<v Speaker 2>And remind the people listening what causes damage.

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<v Speaker 4>Anywhere between eighty and one hundred and ten. So I'm

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<v Speaker 4>nearly at the threshold of it being dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, like, what are you going to do? How long

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<v Speaker 1>does it last for?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, I don't know. I told you I'm

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<v Speaker 4>gonna have to move. I think, like, they don't last

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<v Speaker 4>that long, and then then they fibernate.

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<v Speaker 1>Although I have this vague memory.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny because the seasons they go for just long

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<v Speaker 2>enough you forget what it's like when summer comes around

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like, was this always the case?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Always like this, because I haven't When I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 4>I lived in the suburb believing now, and I remember

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<v Speaker 4>they were really bad then, and I've forgotten.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like when we moved to the Gold Coast, we

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<v Speaker 1>moved near the airport and all I could hear was

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<v Speaker 1>the fucking aeroplanes. I was like, how are we going

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<v Speaker 1>to live here?

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<v Speaker 4>And then people had come over and be like, is

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<v Speaker 4>that aeroplane noise annoying? You're like, whatever, you just forget.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So come January when I'm like, ash, how the fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you live like this? I'm like what? And that's

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<v Speaker 1>the joke? Like, and I also at home, Ape was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can you take the rubbija?

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<v Speaker 5>I like, got Herebey, Sorry you have you do talk

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<v Speaker 5>quite loud like you And I keep waking up with

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<v Speaker 5>a sore throat and I don't know why because I'm

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<v Speaker 5>trying to talk over the soicada.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to say because the sicandages in your ear,

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<v Speaker 1>all that cicarags, I'm out.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, the kids are obsessed, and so much so that

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<v Speaker 4>Oscar the other day came home bragging about the socadas

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<v Speaker 4>you've had found in a container. I thought they're in

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<v Speaker 4>the container, lid's on, not my fucking problem, put it outside.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he's gone.

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<v Speaker 4>Last week Ap was in the city lot, so I

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<v Speaker 4>was running around the house when they when they would

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<v Speaker 4>go to bed and clean up before she gets home,

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<v Speaker 4>make sure it's acceptable. And I've picked up his school

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<v Speaker 4>bag and I've opened the school bag full of a

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<v Speaker 4>live cicadas and it just went.

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<v Speaker 1>And stop and I'm like flip.

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<v Speaker 4>Literally, it was like the plane got attacked by them,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm like trying to swap them out of the

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<v Speaker 4>fucking house, and all I could hear is the kids going.

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<v Speaker 1>What's happening at there? And I was just like nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>I Mean, the good thing is Oscar's not scared of them.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how they got in there, because he's

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<v Speaker 4>always like, look at this a live one, you get it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, no, may maybe she might be the culprit.

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<v Speaker 4>But they were in there zipped up.

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<v Speaker 1>That's weird, I know. Also I went to bring the

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<v Speaker 1>washing down and weird washed one of Macy's cot fitted

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<v Speaker 1>cheese so quite small, and I went to take it

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<v Speaker 1>off the wine and one had been caught in there

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<v Speaker 1>and just attacked me in the backyard. Anyway, I'm traumatized

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<v Speaker 1>a fucking night.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I want to ask you about graduation in just

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<v Speaker 2>a second, but before we do that, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>just get your opinion on something that happened last night.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I called you when I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Driving and I, oh, you're on the way to the

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if it's the fact that it's end

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<v Speaker 2>of the year. I don't know, like what's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>My kids are being so freaking naughty at the moment.

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<v Speaker 2>Like even daycare was like, oh, Marley's been a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit tricky. She's not listening to anything we're saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think it might be end of term fatigue?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, maybe it's just but I guess they

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<v Speaker 2>don't really have like a big it's fucking daycare. They're

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<v Speaker 2>doing fingerpainting.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it take?

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<v Speaker 4>You got to think, like they've been to they're here,

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<v Speaker 4>they would do what they want to do kind of

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<v Speaker 4>hear in terms of play, but they're they're trying to

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<v Speaker 4>keep everyone uniformed and in control, and they're like, come on,

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<v Speaker 4>we're going to do this now.

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<v Speaker 1>And sometimes I like, what fucking It's just.

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<v Speaker 2>The weekends, Like weekend just gone was one of the

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<v Speaker 2>most unenjoyable good parenting. It was just me too. It

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<v Speaker 2>was just add zero patients.

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<v Speaker 4>We actually funny you say that because we were at

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<v Speaker 4>my I was at my house and I had some

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<v Speaker 4>friends over with their kids and a friend Miles, who

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't have any very much, doesn't have any kids, very single, and.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, is there every off switch? Does this

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<v Speaker 1>ever end?

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<v Speaker 4>They would just fucking one would break down and then

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<v Speaker 4>like want to do something naughty? Then want to punch

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<v Speaker 4>it up?

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<v Speaker 1>They just know.

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<v Speaker 4>I think they know. I think subconsciously they know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>it's coming to the end of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christmas bribes are not working for me this year.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like it's it's a tricky it's a tricky time

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<v Speaker 2>of the year. Maybe I'm fatigued and I'm just taking

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<v Speaker 2>it out of my kids. But last night, okay, last night,

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<v Speaker 2>Laura had a work phone call come through. She had

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<v Speaker 2>to grab that. I was putting the kids in the bath.

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<v Speaker 1>Terrible time for a phone call.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, did she have to take it? Could she

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<v Speaker 2>have pushed it back half now?

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<v Speaker 1>Who knows?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, the answer to who knows. Anyway, she had to

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<v Speaker 2>take the phone call, and I was like, I'll put

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<v Speaker 2>the kids in the bar. I left it too late.

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<v Speaker 2>It was seven o'clock and I was like, OK, guys,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna wash our bellies and they were like fuck off.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like tell.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like nah, but like not keen. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, we'll brush our teeth first, not keen. Every

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<v Speaker 2>time I came to the smooth brush, Lola was like

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<v Speaker 2>swatting me away, and I was like, we need to

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<v Speaker 2>we have the sugar bugs like I was just trying

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<v Speaker 2>every direction of like who can brush the teeth the fastest?

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<v Speaker 2>Nothing was working. I just wanted to get them in

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<v Speaker 2>and out. Every time I kind of like tried to

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<v Speaker 2>wash one, they would like scurry away, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>do you know what, Like I've tried for ten minutes

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<v Speaker 2>now to try and gently encourage them to get on

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<v Speaker 2>board and do what I want to do. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>going to fucking pin down Mali, like I'm not a sheep.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you know how you.

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<v Speaker 2>See them like the ship, they like dunk him in

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<v Speaker 2>like a liquid when they have to get like.

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<v Speaker 1>Before they light them on fire. Yeah what sorry, they dunk.

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<v Speaker 2>The sheep and like a liquid and it gets rid

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<v Speaker 2>of the pests.

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<v Speaker 1>And oh anyway, I thought, man like pinned down well

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<v Speaker 1>to the.

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<v Speaker 2>Send like shearing a sheep anyway, So I was like

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<v Speaker 2>gently I pinned her down. I just I grabbed her.

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<v Speaker 2>I had some Yeah, I was trying to wrangle her.

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<v Speaker 1>I just washed her. She was screaming because she's like

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be washed.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like whatever, grab Lola just like brush his

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<v Speaker 2>heath and she was like squirming around.

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<v Speaker 1>I just just like I'm just gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Both kids are screaming like hysterical because they're just tired. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>And then Laura came down off the back of her

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<v Speaker 2>phone call and she was like, what have you done?

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm standing there next.

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<v Speaker 1>To kids who acting like they've just been like what

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<v Speaker 1>have you done? To these kids that have definitely not

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<v Speaker 1>done anything wrong? But I'm like, what do you what

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<v Speaker 1>do I do not wash them? Or do you just

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't wash them? Yeah? Yeah? Right?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, Like what I'll do is if they're being

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<v Speaker 4>difficult with like washing them with like a washer, like,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll literally go and get the biggest container I can

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<v Speaker 4>find and just don't get and go and it goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Even that would make them cry.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'm like and then and then I leave.

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<v Speaker 2>The room, April by work here.

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<v Speaker 1>I just literally come out of the door. What I

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<v Speaker 1>do like look at each other and go did that

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<v Speaker 1>just happen? Yeah? Get over it?

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<v Speaker 2>In that situation. Tell me if I'm wrong, it's only

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<v Speaker 2>going to end and them having tears, always them having

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<v Speaker 2>a melt down and then coming back down and settling

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<v Speaker 2>down and then going to bed. Right, that's just the

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<v Speaker 2>way it's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 4>I think, like you could have the melt down and

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<v Speaker 4>have the rest of the bedtime be at nightmare, or

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<v Speaker 4>you could just like go, look, tonight, it's not mine eyes,

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<v Speaker 4>not my night borrow, let's just go.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just let them they're in the water. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>good start.

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<v Speaker 2>But at the same time, Lola never wants to brush

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<v Speaker 2>the teeth. Like it's the same story every single night.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like, shame her. Huh, shame her keep breastings. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I you know, I have that little mouthguard mybizzi line.

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<v Speaker 2>I were at nighttime and she's like, what's that? And

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<v Speaker 2>I go, this is to keep my teeth in because

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<v Speaker 2>if I didn't have this, they'd all fall out because

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<v Speaker 2>I never brush my teeth when I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's like, oh, you're a loser.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm like that doesn't work either. Nothing works. I think, like,

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<v Speaker 2>tell me, I'm not the only one with kids who

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<v Speaker 2>are currently being absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 4>Like last week, I was just like at my witsand

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<v Speaker 4>with them, it would I was going for and log

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<v Speaker 4>in hindsight, I'm like, oh, I just relax a little bit.

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<v Speaker 4>In hindsight, I was I was going from like, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>can you move that too.

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<v Speaker 1>So quickly and like do you do like a shout?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, don't you I can do, and I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I would be putting the dad voice on way coickout

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<v Speaker 1>than I would be usually. Usually I'm like, he goes

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<v Speaker 1>you just that you have to make Usually I go

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<v Speaker 1>nothing works.

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<v Speaker 4>Keep put your shoes and socks on, but put your

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<v Speaker 4>shoes and your socks on.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't listen. That's the second time.

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<v Speaker 4>Third time like oscar, shoes, socks, Then still nothing. How

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<v Speaker 4>many times do I have to tell you to put

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<v Speaker 4>your shoes and socks on?

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<v Speaker 1>That's too long. I don't reckon that happened because then

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<v Speaker 1>he's like.

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<v Speaker 2>Immobilized him and he was like too many words.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't do all these words. And then I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>shoes just like that. That usually gets them nice. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but last week I would go for him, Hey, Bud,

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<v Speaker 1>put shoes on. Put your shoes and shoes on for

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<v Speaker 1>people listening. He doesn't swear like that, don't tell me

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<v Speaker 1>what I do and don't do. I'm like, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know my breath. I'm like, did you swear it all

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<v Speaker 1>the graduation? No? A couple of things happened.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, so I'll Okay, I'll tell you what one of

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<v Speaker 4>our two graduations.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you playing mine with yours?

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<v Speaker 2>So also, first congratulations, yes, son graduating from daycare.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm surprised.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm glad someone in the family finally graduated something. As

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<v Speaker 4>you know, I goes to two kindis the Long DAYK

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<v Speaker 4>one was last week on Thursday.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's cool. They all came out. They did or

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<v Speaker 1>what they do.

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<v Speaker 4>They present them with like a little certificate in front

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<v Speaker 4>of all the parents.

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<v Speaker 1>Love and how many kids I'm gonna say like fourteen?

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<v Speaker 1>He said's good, we had twenty three. Holy shit. Now

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<v Speaker 1>the presentation took forever. That's because your area's overpopulated. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>We need to do something about that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's another podcast episode, the over population of the Eastern suburbs.

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<v Speaker 1>Did anyone cry? And yeah, there was one kid he cried,

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<v Speaker 1>ran off the parents. There was a few. There's a

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<v Speaker 1>few parents that cried. And I have a problem with crying.

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<v Speaker 1>What was the trees? What was the trigger for crying?

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, the trigger for crying was and Osana cried from

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<v Speaker 4>laughter is Lenny's parents because they did what they would

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<v Speaker 4>do is they would go, you know, Lenny, Oscar whatever

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<v Speaker 4>graduated what they want to be when they grow up?

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<v Speaker 1>He said, muscle man. That's my way. Anyway, Oscar's turn

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<v Speaker 1>comes up, and he was like last in the line,

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<v Speaker 1>what did he want to be?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm surprised. And then also I blurted out something

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<v Speaker 4>afterwards that was a little bit too loud.

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<v Speaker 1>What'd you blurt out?

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<v Speaker 4>So they said, Oscar Wicks graduating. When he grows up,

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<v Speaker 4>he wants to be a policeman, and I just said, snitch.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm older, you bro, And I was like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like, hey, do you know what's funny? Marley

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to be a policeman, spy. Policeman, spy.

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<v Speaker 4>There was a girl there that wanted to be a doctor,

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<v Speaker 4>and then, in a spare time, a pilot, and I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>I never retiever.

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<v Speaker 2>There was one boy who said air conditioner repair man,

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<v Speaker 2>and everyone laughed, and I'm pretty sure it's because his

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<v Speaker 2>dad is an air conditioning I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, that's so bad. That job's not bad. That's great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>people need it. It's summer. Go for an attainable goal.

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<v Speaker 1>I like it. Anyway, then they did like her.

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<v Speaker 4>A re enactment of the Hungry, Hungry Caterpillar story so

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<v Speaker 4>it's like a show like.

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<v Speaker 1>Does a caterpillar kids like attached to each other. So

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<v Speaker 1>one kid was the caterpillar and then.

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<v Speaker 4>The was the she Daisy was the caterpillar. Anyway, so

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<v Speaker 4>what would happen is say there would be like on

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<v Speaker 4>Monday eight one apple, so one apple would come out

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<v Speaker 4>and the caterpillar would go over in front of her.

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<v Speaker 1>There were signs of the fruit.

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<v Speaker 2>You're leaving out some critical information here anyway, then poor days.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just imagine her like slithering over the floor.

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<v Speaker 4>And then they did a they did just dance at

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<v Speaker 4>the end.

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<v Speaker 1>Love that.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I've actually got maybe just a little bit

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<v Speaker 4>of Oscar because Oscar took.

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<v Speaker 1>It very seriously.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I love that, and he was very good. I

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<v Speaker 4>will say it is spice in his moves. There's one

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<v Speaker 4>movie in particular, Scars.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very good. He's killing this. He's good. He's very good.

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<v Speaker 2>He absolutely he really When we did Dancing with his stars,

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<v Speaker 2>go no, we were told to. It's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>when you do a move, you got to like.

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<v Speaker 1>Sell the move.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, moments have to be like very like intentioned.

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<v Speaker 2>And he's he's got that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he did really really well. But I was shocked.

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<v Speaker 4>He was very good, very good, very very good.

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<v Speaker 2>What time is that, by the way, like what time

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<v Speaker 2>of days of graduation?

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<v Speaker 1>Nine thirty in the morning. I like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So that was one KINDI the other KINDI was

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<v Speaker 4>like a Christians poper.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't make the kids perform.

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<v Speaker 4>They actually had one of the teachers perform, and she

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<v Speaker 4>was outstanding.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to say, just quietly, if anyone from our

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<v Speaker 2>daycare is listening, I want to say that you guys

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<v Speaker 2>do an incredible job. Oh yeah, look after my children,

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<v Speaker 2>and I can only appreciate how stressful it must be

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<v Speaker 2>at this end of the year to look after the

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<v Speaker 2>kids as well as planning graduation.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they do the extracurricular stuff free of charge.

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<v Speaker 2>Like like, I commend you very very impressive. However, I

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<v Speaker 2>do have one little gripe.

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<v Speaker 1>Laid on me. Has went for a very long time.

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<v Speaker 1>How long?

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<v Speaker 2>So we were told get there for fivety five. I

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<v Speaker 2>am no, So they were like five forty five, get there.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like pretty late already.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's start. All the parents are there.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of the parents had younger children, you know

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<v Speaker 2>who in the nursery, and and so we're all waiting around,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't start till six o'clock.

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<v Speaker 1>I think something happened.

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<v Speaker 2>And they took a while to set up, so the

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<v Speaker 2>kids didn't come out until like just after six, right,

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<v Speaker 2>because it was twenty three kids. It took a really

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<v Speaker 2>long time. I had three songs to start with. They

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<v Speaker 2>then did the presentation of a pluk and a shirt,

0:22:47.840 --> 0:22:52.240
<v Speaker 2>which they each got a shirt. Yeah nice, it's nice,

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<v Speaker 2>but it took a really really long time. Also, Lola

0:22:55.600 --> 0:22:57.480
<v Speaker 2>at this point is now at quarter to seven, she's

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<v Speaker 2>fucking starving.

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<v Speaker 1>Bro oh yeah, is hungry. She's like a dad.

0:23:05.160 --> 0:23:07.080
<v Speaker 2>And then we had a little little play because all

0:23:07.080 --> 0:23:08.800
<v Speaker 2>the kids are up there and they want to like

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<v Speaker 2>now mingle. And then we were like, well, time to

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<v Speaker 2>like get out of here, all right, thanks very much.

0:23:14.040 --> 0:23:15.959
<v Speaker 2>And then the teacher's like no, no, no where wait. They

0:23:16.000 --> 0:23:18.360
<v Speaker 2>had to put them in a little graduation like hat thing.

0:23:18.880 --> 0:23:21.600
<v Speaker 2>I had three more songs to perform, and like the

0:23:21.680 --> 0:23:23.520
<v Speaker 2>songs went on and they played a video as well,

0:23:23.560 --> 0:23:28.080
<v Speaker 2>which I will say beautiful video, very emotional, gorgeous, fantastic, nice.

0:23:28.119 --> 0:23:30.119
<v Speaker 2>Touch went for ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>We were very trump then very trump beautiful. I was

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<v Speaker 1>in it. Nice.

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<v Speaker 2>It was ten minutes long, ten minutes, like thank you?

0:23:39.119 --> 0:23:39.359
<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you? I don't know how long it should be. What's

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<v Speaker 4>the length of that song? What's that song that's on

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<v Speaker 4>every graduation video? Like as we go, that's how long

0:23:50.560 --> 0:23:52.000
<v Speaker 4>a video should be. She'd be like two and a

0:23:52.040 --> 0:23:54.880
<v Speaker 4>half minutes. I mean, I get it. It's beautiful.

0:23:55.000 --> 0:23:56.560
<v Speaker 2>Every parent will see their kid, and a lot of

0:23:56.560 --> 0:23:58.320
<v Speaker 2>them were there from when they were like little bebars

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<v Speaker 2>to now, so there's a lot of con tend to

0:24:00.320 --> 0:24:04.160
<v Speaker 2>get through. But Mariyd only joined quite late. So once

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<v Speaker 2>I saw Marley twice, I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Wrap it up. Yeah, the production is terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't get out of it until seven thirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. That sucks. It was long. That's too long.

0:24:14.760 --> 0:24:17.080
<v Speaker 1>It was too long, too long, way too.

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<v Speaker 4>We were like nine thirty two, ten thirty and they

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<v Speaker 4>had and then you.

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<v Speaker 1>Have food yours.

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<v Speaker 2>We had donuts, just donuts and some sushik.

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<v Speaker 1>What do they say?

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<v Speaker 2>We had in Eleanor Heights woolworst muffins.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, I'm going go, but yeah, it was lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>But we got in the car and I was like,

0:24:40.480 --> 0:24:42.879
<v Speaker 2>that went for bloody ages And I was like that

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<v Speaker 2>was really long.

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<v Speaker 1>And Marley was like it was long, and I was like,

0:24:46.640 --> 0:24:48.240
<v Speaker 1>damn it, she can spell and read.

0:24:48.359 --> 0:24:52.200
<v Speaker 2>Now I will say I made a big mistake. Ash,

0:24:52.359 --> 0:24:53.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm very gow a mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I know, very good.

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<v Speaker 2>Up until now, we had one orientation left at school

0:25:00.359 --> 0:25:02.920
<v Speaker 2>for Marley to attend. We even bought the uniform because

0:25:02.920 --> 0:25:04.760
<v Speaker 2>Marley was like, this's the first two she didn't wear

0:25:04.800 --> 0:25:06.920
<v Speaker 2>a uniform. So she's been wearing uniform every night. We're

0:25:06.920 --> 0:25:09.399
<v Speaker 2>in the uniform to daycare as well. And then Marley

0:25:09.480 --> 0:25:12.520
<v Speaker 2>was like, hey, Dad, when's my next orientation? And I

0:25:12.560 --> 0:25:15.240
<v Speaker 2>was like, it's coming up. Check the calendar.

0:25:15.040 --> 0:25:18.320
<v Speaker 1>Missed it by a week. What are you going to do?

0:25:18.680 --> 0:25:19.280
<v Speaker 1>I said.

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<v Speaker 2>The teachers were so impressed that every child and the orientation,

0:25:23.520 --> 0:25:24.800
<v Speaker 2>they said they don't need one more.

0:25:25.119 --> 0:25:28.200
<v Speaker 1>They'll just say see you brighton early next year, February.

0:25:28.280 --> 0:25:30.200
<v Speaker 1>And she's like really. I was like, yeah, he did

0:25:30.280 --> 0:25:30.720
<v Speaker 1>so good.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, Wow, it is where your uniform to school week,

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<v Speaker 4>well to preschool week this week.

0:25:39.480 --> 0:25:41.960
<v Speaker 1>So askars very excited.

0:25:41.680 --> 0:25:44.320
<v Speaker 4>And he does his thing where he knows he's not

0:25:44.600 --> 0:25:47.399
<v Speaker 4>asking if he can do something, but he's telling me

0:25:48.560 --> 0:25:50.480
<v Speaker 4>in a way of asking me if you can do something.

0:25:50.600 --> 0:25:52.720
<v Speaker 4>For example, I was like, go and get your new

0:25:52.720 --> 0:25:54.719
<v Speaker 4>school hat for next year, because you can wear that today.

0:25:54.960 --> 0:25:57.119
<v Speaker 4>And he comes out and goes, but we're not allowed

0:25:57.119 --> 0:25:58.360
<v Speaker 4>to take out new school.

0:25:58.040 --> 0:25:58.719
<v Speaker 1>Bags, are we?

0:25:58.800 --> 0:26:00.480
<v Speaker 4>Because he wants to do he wants to and I

0:26:00.520 --> 0:26:04.879
<v Speaker 4>was like no, no, I was like, no, Bud, sorry,

0:26:05.000 --> 0:26:07.200
<v Speaker 4>we'll save it, save it for next year.

0:26:07.240 --> 0:26:09.679
<v Speaker 1>But I think that's very clever. I like, I like

0:26:09.720 --> 0:26:14.800
<v Speaker 1>his approach. Evil genius, isn't it? So? Laura and I ash,

0:26:15.119 --> 0:26:15.520
<v Speaker 1>I think.

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<v Speaker 2>This was Laura, my wife, Laura married to Laura lady.

0:26:19.680 --> 0:26:21.640
<v Speaker 2>She's great, very good, but a lucky man.

0:26:21.720 --> 0:26:22.840
<v Speaker 1>So when she steals our content.

0:26:22.960 --> 0:26:26.720
<v Speaker 2>I mean, you saw that Laura watching parenting lines. We'll

0:26:26.720 --> 0:26:28.080
<v Speaker 2>bring parenting Lines back next year.

0:26:28.480 --> 0:26:31.720
<v Speaker 1>When Laura stops next year, she's got like two doting mums.

0:26:31.760 --> 0:26:34.720
<v Speaker 1>You're like, what, you know it? It'd be better than

0:26:34.760 --> 0:26:35.960
<v Speaker 1>us as well, damn it. I know.

0:26:36.200 --> 0:26:39.800
<v Speaker 2>So it was that time of the month, and the

0:26:39.840 --> 0:26:43.400
<v Speaker 2>time of the month had finished, right, we're both keen,

0:26:43.400 --> 0:26:47.800
<v Speaker 2>we're on the same page. And Laura had a life

0:26:47.840 --> 0:26:51.080
<v Speaker 2>uncut Christmas dinner thing on the Saturday, and she goes,

0:26:51.119 --> 0:26:53.920
<v Speaker 2>don't worry, it's gonna be really quick, have dinner. I'll

0:26:53.960 --> 0:26:55.440
<v Speaker 2>be home, yes, not too late.

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<v Speaker 1>Italian somewhere. I was speaks for the invite. I know, right,

0:27:02.040 --> 0:27:02.280
<v Speaker 1>I was.

0:27:02.359 --> 0:27:05.399
<v Speaker 2>Nosed because garlic is not agreeing with her at the moment.

0:27:05.440 --> 0:27:07.760
<v Speaker 2>Have we spoken about before? Yeah, I was like, fuck,

0:27:07.760 --> 0:27:09.040
<v Speaker 2>she's gone to Italian.

0:27:09.000 --> 0:27:10.479
<v Speaker 1>Well known for using their garlic.

0:27:10.880 --> 0:27:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Those Italians in their garlic, think they love it.

0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:15.080
<v Speaker 1>Also, I thank them for it. Yeah, Oh they know

0:27:15.080 --> 0:27:16.320
<v Speaker 1>what they're doing, very delicious.

0:27:17.640 --> 0:27:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Listen mill and so like eight thirty, nine o'clock, nine thirty,

0:27:22.560 --> 0:27:23.640
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, what.

0:27:23.560 --> 0:27:26.879
<v Speaker 1>Are you doing anxiously waiting up? Yeah, I was just

0:27:26.920 --> 0:27:30.360
<v Speaker 1>sitting on the couch of the direction. She'll be home soon,

0:27:30.400 --> 0:27:32.720
<v Speaker 1>I promise. And I was like, how far off are you?

0:27:33.520 --> 0:27:37.399
<v Speaker 1>So she gets home, it's like eleven thirty. If anyone

0:27:37.400 --> 0:27:40.400
<v Speaker 1>who's married, that's way past six. That's like, that's the

0:27:40.680 --> 0:27:43.639
<v Speaker 1>you could potentially be having sex in two days. Yes,

0:27:44.000 --> 0:27:46.840
<v Speaker 1>you could go over into the next day. Sunday.

0:27:46.880 --> 0:27:50.240
<v Speaker 2>Sunday nights not a sex night Sunday morning either, Sunday

0:27:50.440 --> 0:27:51.320
<v Speaker 2>never never never.

0:27:51.400 --> 0:27:53.240
<v Speaker 1>Yes, if you go from like eleven thirty, but.

0:27:53.200 --> 0:27:55.040
<v Speaker 2>Then Monday night, it's not a sex night for us.

0:27:55.119 --> 0:27:58.720
<v Speaker 2>Tuesday maybe maybe Wednesday night, you.

0:27:58.760 --> 0:28:00.320
<v Speaker 1>Pretty much put yourself out another one.

0:28:00.240 --> 0:28:03.280
<v Speaker 2>It's so yeah, I'm steering und the barrel of like

0:28:03.880 --> 0:28:08.399
<v Speaker 2>a famine, a week long famine. Laura comes in and

0:28:08.440 --> 0:28:11.720
<v Speaker 2>she's like, we're doing it. Get upstairs, shut up, take

0:28:11.760 --> 0:28:12.359
<v Speaker 2>your eyes off.

0:28:12.760 --> 0:28:14.800
<v Speaker 1>I'd be fast sleep. It's very tired. I think I

0:28:14.840 --> 0:28:17.240
<v Speaker 1>even said. I was like, I don't want it to

0:28:17.240 --> 0:28:18.560
<v Speaker 1>be like rush tired sex.

0:28:18.720 --> 0:28:22.560
<v Speaker 4>You're like pretending you're like, oh to' still like knocking

0:28:22.600 --> 0:28:25.360
<v Speaker 4>over chairs and my directions, I'm walking up the stairs.

0:28:26.040 --> 0:28:26.800
<v Speaker 1>So then we do the.

0:28:26.760 --> 0:28:31.200
<v Speaker 2>Dedde was great, and then at five five yeah, five cool,

0:28:31.359 --> 0:28:34.359
<v Speaker 2>five good to know five. So then just about to

0:28:34.400 --> 0:28:37.520
<v Speaker 2>fall asleep, a lovely said nothing better than a sleep

0:28:37.720 --> 0:28:42.640
<v Speaker 2>after sex, cigarette and asleep. I never had a cigarette,

0:28:42.640 --> 0:28:45.040
<v Speaker 2>fell asleep with it nice as someone who used to smoke.

0:28:45.280 --> 0:28:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Nah, okay, put that to bed.

0:28:47.200 --> 0:28:49.000
<v Speaker 4>So you never smoked after there's a there's an old

0:28:49.080 --> 0:28:51.240
<v Speaker 4>joke that says like, do you smoke after sex?

0:28:51.280 --> 0:28:57.080
<v Speaker 1>It's like, I don't know, I've never looked. Okay, you

0:28:57.120 --> 0:28:57.640
<v Speaker 1>don't get it.

0:28:57.760 --> 0:29:00.440
<v Speaker 4>Do you smoke after sex? Like because you're so hot

0:29:00.680 --> 0:29:03.760
<v Speaker 4>or yeah, because it's the friction. And then you're like, no,

0:29:03.840 --> 0:29:04.520
<v Speaker 4>I never checked.

0:29:04.640 --> 0:29:05.920
<v Speaker 1>So then we're bout to fall asleep.

0:29:06.000 --> 0:29:07.960
<v Speaker 2>We start to hear, we start to hear a little

0:29:08.000 --> 0:29:14.280
<v Speaker 2>cry Ellie, it was Marley Ah. And you know what

0:29:14.320 --> 0:29:16.640
<v Speaker 2>ailment really does, sacash and earache.

0:29:18.000 --> 0:29:19.520
<v Speaker 1>It's one of those things we I don't know what's

0:29:19.560 --> 0:29:20.040
<v Speaker 1>wrong with me.

0:29:20.240 --> 0:29:23.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're like nah, and you're like you can't do anything,

0:29:23.480 --> 0:29:27.600
<v Speaker 2>and you're also eyes and ears quite nerve wracking.

0:29:28.280 --> 0:29:29.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like it would be It would be.

0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:33.720
<v Speaker 2>Really frustrating if she went deaf and then they're like,

0:29:33.920 --> 0:29:35.880
<v Speaker 2>what happened? I said, well, I just I ignored the

0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:37.800
<v Speaker 2>signs and she went deaf and I didn't do anything.

0:29:37.840 --> 0:29:41.840
<v Speaker 1>We were having sex. That's okay, so once a week

0:29:41.880 --> 0:29:42.960
<v Speaker 1>we haven't, oh well.

0:29:43.720 --> 0:29:46.400
<v Speaker 2>And so she was in agony screaming and then I

0:29:46.440 --> 0:29:49.280
<v Speaker 2>was like, is it a burst ear drump? Maybe an insect.

0:29:49.000 --> 0:29:52.240
<v Speaker 4>Sicata, maybeicada or maybe should just heard you guys love making.

0:29:56.560 --> 0:29:59.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm a quiet lover, thank you very much. I've been

0:29:59.200 --> 0:29:59.720
<v Speaker 1>told that.

0:30:02.560 --> 0:30:04.720
<v Speaker 2>And Laura was like after fifteen minutes, she was like,

0:30:04.720 --> 0:30:07.680
<v Speaker 2>we won't have to go to hospital. So she's crying

0:30:07.720 --> 0:30:09.480
<v Speaker 2>so much and she's just going, oh my, got it

0:30:09.600 --> 0:30:11.480
<v Speaker 2>hurt so much. We were thinking it was a burst

0:30:11.480 --> 0:30:16.080
<v Speaker 2>ear drum and I was like fuck fuck Cash like

0:30:16.240 --> 0:30:18.000
<v Speaker 2>The last thing I want to do is go to

0:30:18.280 --> 0:30:22.240
<v Speaker 2>shut Royal Children's Hospital. It's now like after midnight.

0:30:23.600 --> 0:30:28.480
<v Speaker 1>You've just had sex, just had sex, you know. I

0:30:28.520 --> 0:30:31.400
<v Speaker 1>got to walk in there like, who smells like sex

0:30:31.480 --> 0:30:34.520
<v Speaker 1>in here? Thankfully?

0:30:35.000 --> 0:30:39.120
<v Speaker 2>Think it dozed her up on like panadole went to

0:30:39.160 --> 0:30:42.360
<v Speaker 2>sleep yep, wake up And I was like, Molly, how's

0:30:42.360 --> 0:30:42.640
<v Speaker 2>your ear?

0:30:42.680 --> 0:30:43.440
<v Speaker 1>And she goes, what are you?

0:30:45.800 --> 0:30:48.000
<v Speaker 2>I was like, you're crying last night for years.

0:30:48.000 --> 0:30:51.880
<v Speaker 1>She goes, no, it wasn't. That was what a you're

0:30:51.880 --> 0:30:53.960
<v Speaker 1>talking about. It must have been one of your other kids.

0:30:56.120 --> 0:30:59.600
<v Speaker 1>It was like this phantom earache. Yeah, right, fucking who knows?

0:31:00.160 --> 0:31:02.560
<v Speaker 1>She was dreaming. I think it was a nightmare.

0:31:02.600 --> 0:31:05.440
<v Speaker 2>But she was in agony, bro screaming, holding her ear,

0:31:05.520 --> 0:31:07.000
<v Speaker 2>being like it hurts.

0:31:07.000 --> 0:31:12.040
<v Speaker 4>Weird nothing since nothings, the phantom, the mystery of the

0:31:12.080 --> 0:31:13.680
<v Speaker 4>earache that never existed.

0:31:13.840 --> 0:31:15.960
<v Speaker 1>Have you had that? No?

0:31:16.520 --> 0:31:20.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, listen to questions. Yes, we've got a couple here.

0:31:20.480 --> 0:31:21.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh this is a good one actually.

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<v Speaker 4>Dannielle Danielle, Danielle Danielle. This is from Dan Darnel.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you give a little shout out? Isn't that enough

0:31:28.560 --> 0:31:29.120
<v Speaker 1>of a shadow?

0:31:29.560 --> 0:31:34.680
<v Speaker 4>It's free ronniere Danielle, Thank you for the great question.

0:31:34.880 --> 0:31:37.600
<v Speaker 4>Danielle shout out to Danielle, thanks for writing in we

0:31:37.640 --> 0:31:38.600
<v Speaker 4>love you, Thanks so much.

0:31:38.680 --> 0:31:40.800
<v Speaker 2>That good enough for you, Very good, very good. I'm

0:31:40.840 --> 0:31:42.520
<v Speaker 2>sure she is back.

0:31:42.840 --> 0:31:45.400
<v Speaker 1>When are siblings too old to bathe together?

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:48.360
<v Speaker 2>That is a very good question. She did also add

0:31:48.400 --> 0:31:49.960
<v Speaker 2>a little line in there. I saw she wants to

0:31:50.000 --> 0:31:54.320
<v Speaker 2>know and sharing a room as well. I think I

0:31:54.440 --> 0:31:57.760
<v Speaker 2>was showering with my brothers when I was like thirteen.

0:32:01.960 --> 0:32:07.680
<v Speaker 2>I think I think.

0:32:07.520 --> 0:32:12.960
<v Speaker 1>What that's been old? Were there any pubes involved? Couple?

0:32:15.680 --> 0:32:20.360
<v Speaker 1>I remember? I think I does your brothers though have

0:32:20.520 --> 0:32:23.880
<v Speaker 1>one sister? My mom was in there, she's out numbered.

0:32:25.400 --> 0:32:28.240
<v Speaker 2>No, I think I think I have my older brother

0:32:28.280 --> 0:32:30.320
<v Speaker 2>who is maybe like five years older than me.

0:32:30.960 --> 0:32:34.720
<v Speaker 1>And he still wanted to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't shame me and my family for what we did

0:32:36.760 --> 0:32:39.280
<v Speaker 2>when we were younger. I remember being like.

0:32:39.280 --> 0:32:44.840
<v Speaker 1>What are they? Because he had pubes? That's my penis mustache.

0:32:45.920 --> 0:32:51.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like, good A look spread them. Is that

0:32:51.120 --> 0:32:54.320
<v Speaker 1>too old? Yes? It is too old? Is it? Yes?

0:32:55.720 --> 0:32:57.080
<v Speaker 1>I look Oscar Macy.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm at the point now I need to separate them

0:32:59.560 --> 0:33:01.000
<v Speaker 4>because they's get the big close.

0:33:03.200 --> 0:33:04.120
<v Speaker 1>What you don't know?

0:33:04.160 --> 0:33:12.719
<v Speaker 4>It's innocent, but I'm like, separ eight. I don't know,

0:33:12.840 --> 0:33:13.920
<v Speaker 4>I such a I don't know.

0:33:14.440 --> 0:33:17.680
<v Speaker 1>I think I don't know.

0:33:18.080 --> 0:33:20.880
<v Speaker 4>Actually, yesterday on the weekend, we were down at the

0:33:20.920 --> 0:33:24.320
<v Speaker 4>beach and we were going to the beach shower and

0:33:24.400 --> 0:33:26.800
<v Speaker 4>I stripped Macy off. She's completely naked out of the shower.

0:33:26.840 --> 0:33:28.400
<v Speaker 4>But Oscar was like, I don't want to take my

0:33:28.440 --> 0:33:30.160
<v Speaker 4>shorts off because I wanted to get the.

0:33:30.160 --> 0:33:30.640
<v Speaker 1>Sand off him.

0:33:30.640 --> 0:33:32.680
<v Speaker 4>And They're like, no, no, no, he's getting older. There was

0:33:33.160 --> 0:33:35.480
<v Speaker 4>other young girls around, like teenage girls. He's like, I

0:33:35.520 --> 0:33:38.240
<v Speaker 4>don't want to and I was like, oh, okay, you

0:33:38.240 --> 0:33:40.520
<v Speaker 4>can just shower in your shorts, you know what I mean.

0:33:41.000 --> 0:33:43.200
<v Speaker 4>So it's like he's getting to an age and they will.

0:33:43.280 --> 0:33:44.920
<v Speaker 4>And I don't know, every kid's going to be different.

0:33:44.960 --> 0:33:49.280
<v Speaker 4>I suppose with how how they what they know about

0:33:49.280 --> 0:33:52.960
<v Speaker 4>their body, I guess, and like I think, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Just we were at the beach on the weekend as well,

0:33:56.720 --> 0:33:58.680
<v Speaker 2>and we walking down to the beach.

0:33:58.840 --> 0:34:03.160
<v Speaker 1>You're like, I was like, I had the buggaboo.

0:34:04.000 --> 0:34:06.760
<v Speaker 2>It was facing forward, so with a shade up, I

0:34:06.760 --> 0:34:09.120
<v Speaker 2>couldn't really see what Lla was doing. But afterwards we

0:34:09.160 --> 0:34:11.640
<v Speaker 2>took the Simons off put address on her was walking

0:34:11.640 --> 0:34:14.880
<v Speaker 2>down the promenade Upondo Beach, which is very busy, especially

0:34:14.880 --> 0:34:18.879
<v Speaker 2>on the weekend. I stopped and just like peered over

0:34:18.920 --> 0:34:22.200
<v Speaker 2>the cover to make sure she was okay, legs spread,

0:34:23.520 --> 0:34:25.759
<v Speaker 2>just having a little play.

0:34:26.560 --> 0:34:27.680
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what are you doing?

0:34:27.760 --> 0:34:30.120
<v Speaker 4>She's like what I know, because there's a fine line

0:34:30.120 --> 0:34:32.279
<v Speaker 4>where don't want to shame them.

0:34:32.320 --> 0:34:35.479
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, but like.

0:34:35.760 --> 0:34:38.279
<v Speaker 4>Oscar makes you share a bath, boy and girl, and look,

0:34:38.360 --> 0:34:41.319
<v Speaker 4>sometimes they find themselves in weird positions. I'm like, what

0:34:41.360 --> 0:34:44.680
<v Speaker 4>the fuck like, especially like Oscar, you're older, don't put

0:34:44.680 --> 0:34:46.160
<v Speaker 4>your hand on your dick in front of your sister.

0:34:47.120 --> 0:34:48.040
<v Speaker 1>And I don't know.

0:34:48.160 --> 0:34:50.920
<v Speaker 4>I don't know what the answer is. I'm not someone

0:34:51.000 --> 0:34:54.000
<v Speaker 4>tells the tells the answer, and is it? Like I said,

0:34:54.000 --> 0:34:58.239
<v Speaker 4>Oscar's sort of like getting going to primary school next year.

0:34:58.239 --> 0:34:59.600
<v Speaker 4>I think it's time that you can kind of have

0:34:59.640 --> 0:35:01.640
<v Speaker 4>a shower, bro, and let your sister have a bath

0:35:01.719 --> 0:35:02.000
<v Speaker 4>or whatever.

0:35:02.040 --> 0:35:04.600
<v Speaker 1>I just don't it's different with you girls.

0:35:04.600 --> 0:35:07.600
<v Speaker 2>I feel like it's grade one, grade two, that's when

0:35:07.640 --> 0:35:10.080
<v Speaker 2>it starts, obviously, unless you in my household.

0:35:10.120 --> 0:35:14.920
<v Speaker 1>N Yeah, came on to your eighteen formative. But I

0:35:15.040 --> 0:35:15.319
<v Speaker 1>used to.

0:35:15.800 --> 0:35:18.080
<v Speaker 2>I used to share a room with my sister when

0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:20.000
<v Speaker 2>we were fourteen.

0:35:20.080 --> 0:35:29.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you've clothed very different. That's right. It would

0:35:29.080 --> 0:35:33.279
<v Speaker 1>be weird if you were separate beds. So my kids

0:35:33.280 --> 0:35:35.640
<v Speaker 1>share a room. Your kids share? What about your sister?

0:35:36.320 --> 0:35:40.439
<v Speaker 1>My sister, we had separate rooms, never shared. It must

0:35:40.480 --> 0:35:40.960
<v Speaker 1>be nice.

0:35:41.480 --> 0:35:45.680
<v Speaker 4>No, it was a rental, my lad. I used to

0:35:45.719 --> 0:35:49.560
<v Speaker 4>sleep in the hallway. No, we had separate We've always

0:35:49.560 --> 0:35:51.440
<v Speaker 4>had separate rooms. I only ever used to have a

0:35:51.440 --> 0:35:54.640
<v Speaker 4>bath with dad, but like he would have speedos on

0:35:54.960 --> 0:35:56.480
<v Speaker 4>when I was at an older age.

0:35:56.600 --> 0:36:00.840
<v Speaker 1>But like fourteen is too old that much. Tell that

0:36:00.920 --> 0:36:03.600
<v Speaker 1>to my mother. Oh, well, don't you are, she's upstairs.

0:36:03.840 --> 0:36:05.600
<v Speaker 1>Do you want explains a lot that you let your

0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:08.800
<v Speaker 1>kids bath together for so long? They're really closed? Next question,

0:36:10.120 --> 0:36:13.080
<v Speaker 1>are you guys? From who this is from? You want

0:36:13.080 --> 0:36:14.719
<v Speaker 1>to give them a shout out? This is this is

0:36:14.719 --> 0:36:22.080
<v Speaker 1>from me? Shout out to out. You're very good, Thank you,

0:36:22.400 --> 0:36:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. I needed that. Thank you from me to you?

0:36:26.840 --> 0:36:29.200
<v Speaker 2>Is your family? Are you in April?

0:36:30.040 --> 0:36:36.640
<v Speaker 1>Spit it out and you and April? That's what we

0:36:36.680 --> 0:36:37.120
<v Speaker 1>have time for?

0:36:39.400 --> 0:36:43.760
<v Speaker 2>You doing elf in the shell?

0:36:46.520 --> 0:36:48.400
<v Speaker 1>Why do I need to give myself something else to

0:36:48.400 --> 0:36:50.200
<v Speaker 1>worry about? Don't you want to funk with your kids

0:36:50.200 --> 0:36:50.680
<v Speaker 1>a little bit.

0:36:50.800 --> 0:36:53.400
<v Speaker 4>No, I see all those on just like one was

0:36:53.400 --> 0:36:54.879
<v Speaker 4>like cutting the clothes off a kid.

0:36:54.920 --> 0:36:57.040
<v Speaker 1>It was like ruined the shirt.

0:36:57.080 --> 0:37:00.800
<v Speaker 2>Firstly, do your kids know what elf and the shelf? Okay,

0:37:00.840 --> 0:37:02.399
<v Speaker 2>so my kids didn't know either.

0:37:02.760 --> 0:37:05.960
<v Speaker 1>Who told them? So we're not an elf in the

0:37:05.960 --> 0:37:06.680
<v Speaker 1>Shell family.

0:37:06.880 --> 0:37:10.399
<v Speaker 2>Laura is not an elf in the Shell family collectively,

0:37:10.840 --> 0:37:12.280
<v Speaker 2>not an elf in the Shell family.

0:37:12.640 --> 0:37:14.360
<v Speaker 1>Why would you would you want to be?

0:37:14.719 --> 0:37:20.719
<v Speaker 2>So Sunday weekend just gone. Kids are together and kids

0:37:20.760 --> 0:37:24.280
<v Speaker 2>are kind of sharing stories and they were like, hey,

0:37:24.719 --> 0:37:26.680
<v Speaker 2>have you guys got the magic elf at your house?

0:37:27.640 --> 0:37:32.440
<v Speaker 2>And Marley was going, magic elf? What are you talking about?

0:37:32.680 --> 0:37:35.560
<v Speaker 2>And the kids were like, We've got an elf elf

0:37:35.600 --> 0:37:38.840
<v Speaker 2>on the shelf and every night he magically moves.

0:37:39.160 --> 0:37:40.080
<v Speaker 1>He springs to life.

0:37:40.120 --> 0:37:41.719
<v Speaker 2>As soon as we go to bed and we wake up,

0:37:41.760 --> 0:37:46.360
<v Speaker 2>he's in a different spot. And Marley was like, holy shit,

0:37:47.840 --> 0:37:49.680
<v Speaker 2>she couldn't believe it. We say goodbye to our and

0:37:49.719 --> 0:37:52.560
<v Speaker 2>this is and nephews, and then Marley's like, Dad, I

0:37:52.560 --> 0:37:55.440
<v Speaker 2>think we better start looking. We might have a magic

0:37:55.480 --> 0:37:56.000
<v Speaker 2>elf a home.

0:37:56.719 --> 0:37:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Nope.

0:37:59.080 --> 0:38:01.200
<v Speaker 2>I was like, there's no on there. Molly was like,

0:38:01.200 --> 0:38:03.440
<v Speaker 2>but how do you know? And I was like, because

0:38:03.440 --> 0:38:04.920
<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen one. And she's like, yeah, but he

0:38:05.000 --> 0:38:08.160
<v Speaker 2>might be hiding. And I was like, oh, yeah, I

0:38:08.200 --> 0:38:09.680
<v Speaker 2>guess maybe, and she's like, I'm.

0:38:09.520 --> 0:38:11.520
<v Speaker 1>Gonna I'm gonna find him.

0:38:12.719 --> 0:38:16.040
<v Speaker 2>So we get home and she's looking everywhere, like upstairs,

0:38:16.040 --> 0:38:18.480
<v Speaker 2>in the cupboards. At one point she was like, I

0:38:18.560 --> 0:38:21.680
<v Speaker 2>know where he is. In the washing machine. Fuck that

0:38:21.760 --> 0:38:25.040
<v Speaker 2>cheeky yelf ran in there. She's like, not there. She's like,

0:38:25.040 --> 0:38:27.359
<v Speaker 2>I know he's here somewhere. And I was like, Mally,

0:38:27.400 --> 0:38:29.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you, if he was here, I would have

0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:32.000
<v Speaker 2>seen him. And then and then outside there was like

0:38:32.040 --> 0:38:35.040
<v Speaker 2>a little plastic pop plant that had no plant in it,

0:38:35.600 --> 0:38:38.480
<v Speaker 2>and augusta wind came and it blew over and.

0:38:38.320 --> 0:38:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Molly was like, he's here. That was it? Wasn't it

0:38:43.560 --> 0:38:45.720
<v Speaker 1>any little sign like or something like knocks off the table.

0:38:45.800 --> 0:38:51.319
<v Speaker 4>She's like, fuck, oh, just I think still clear doing it.

0:38:51.160 --> 0:38:52.520
<v Speaker 1>It looks like so much effort.

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:58.320
<v Speaker 2>But part of me is like, maybe that was him.

0:38:58.480 --> 0:39:01.560
<v Speaker 1>You're right, Marley, I just I think I heard him upstairs.

0:39:01.640 --> 0:39:04.399
<v Speaker 1>Quick check if he's there. This is my gripe with it.

0:39:05.280 --> 0:39:07.800
<v Speaker 1>We've already got a If there's kids in the car,

0:39:08.400 --> 0:39:13.720
<v Speaker 1>who ho ho it's Santa here. Boys and girls, please

0:39:13.840 --> 0:39:19.279
<v Speaker 1>cover your ears during this next bit. Hide the Santa thing.

0:39:20.640 --> 0:39:22.480
<v Speaker 2>I gotta give more of a warning than that. You

0:39:22.520 --> 0:39:24.000
<v Speaker 2>can't be like kids in the car.

0:39:25.320 --> 0:39:28.200
<v Speaker 4>No, if there's kids in the car, boys, that's too

0:39:28.239 --> 0:39:31.040
<v Speaker 4>late now whatever. So I took them to see Santa

0:39:31.200 --> 0:39:33.320
<v Speaker 4>doing the Santa photo, okay, and we finished it in

0:39:33.360 --> 0:39:35.280
<v Speaker 4>the Santa photo and we happened to be the last

0:39:35.280 --> 0:39:36.640
<v Speaker 4>one before the break.

0:39:36.800 --> 0:39:38.040
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I'm walking away.

0:39:37.800 --> 0:39:40.160
<v Speaker 4>With Oscar and Santa's gone around the corner taking his

0:39:40.239 --> 0:39:42.239
<v Speaker 4>head off pretty much like his master.

0:39:42.360 --> 0:39:47.120
<v Speaker 1>And was like, he's like, what's he doing? I was like, nohing,

0:39:48.080 --> 0:39:51.440
<v Speaker 1>like usher, would he do that behind closed doors? I

0:39:51.440 --> 0:39:53.319
<v Speaker 1>think he thought he was. I think thought he was

0:39:53.360 --> 0:39:57.239
<v Speaker 1>out of the way. He's like, he's like kids.

0:39:59.160 --> 0:40:02.520
<v Speaker 4>And then so I've already got to hide the fact

0:40:02.840 --> 0:40:03.279
<v Speaker 4>once again.

0:40:03.320 --> 0:40:07.000
<v Speaker 1>If you've got kids in this answer is not real.

0:40:07.600 --> 0:40:09.759
<v Speaker 1>Why are we now doing this thing and putting more

0:40:09.800 --> 0:40:12.160
<v Speaker 1>pressure on parents to doing the show?

0:40:12.360 --> 0:40:13.680
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm going to do it, and I'm just

0:40:13.680 --> 0:40:15.960
<v Speaker 2>going to test the waters, just see what it's like,

0:40:16.120 --> 0:40:17.040
<v Speaker 2>see if she's into it.

0:40:17.520 --> 0:40:22.040
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, a report back work, got any ideas of

0:40:22.040 --> 0:40:24.760
<v Speaker 1>what you're going to do with the elf. Fah, no yet.

0:40:24.880 --> 0:40:27.479
<v Speaker 2>I might cut her a fringe and so she wakes

0:40:27.560 --> 0:40:29.319
<v Speaker 2>up and then there's like a pair of scissors and

0:40:29.360 --> 0:40:31.000
<v Speaker 2>then there's a hare and.

0:40:30.920 --> 0:40:33.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, it was the magic girlf Oh my god.

0:40:33.280 --> 0:40:37.080
<v Speaker 1>It's like, isn't that fucked up? People do that stuff

0:40:37.120 --> 0:40:39.760
<v Speaker 1>that is fucked not us. That was a joke, Ash.

0:40:39.840 --> 0:40:44.840
<v Speaker 2>This is our last episode potentially.

0:40:44.480 --> 0:40:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Ever, of the year God of twenty twenty four.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, what what?

0:41:01.200 --> 0:41:02.120
<v Speaker 1>What are we laughing at?

0:41:02.400 --> 0:41:04.640
<v Speaker 2>Its just like it was like, you know, like it's

0:41:04.640 --> 0:41:07.200
<v Speaker 2>a big moment. You know, it's like it's the light.

0:41:07.200 --> 0:41:08.200
<v Speaker 2>It's the last one.

0:41:13.640 --> 0:41:16.320
<v Speaker 1>Well that no, I'm out here.

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<v Speaker 2>We will be back next week on Christmas Day. Yeah,

0:41:21.000 --> 0:41:27.200
<v Speaker 2>but it will be a best of. We hope you

0:41:27.239 --> 0:41:32.160
<v Speaker 2>all have a great Christmas, all of you. We'll chat

0:41:32.160 --> 0:41:34.360
<v Speaker 2>to you guys next week for a best of we will,

0:41:34.440 --> 0:41:36.160
<v Speaker 2>and then we will be back early next year.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't forget to buy the calendar. Okay, calendar for God's sake,

0:41:38.760 --> 0:41:41.439
<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty five, not two. We've got twenty left. There's

0:41:41.440 --> 0:41:45.279
<v Speaker 1>only limited amounts left. There's twenty left. Please twenty left,

0:41:45.320 --> 0:41:46.000
<v Speaker 1>Please buy them.

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<v Speaker 4>All proceeds go to a very good course, which is

0:41:49.000 --> 0:41:52.680
<v Speaker 4>victims of domestic violence, which is Rise Up of course.

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<v Speaker 1>So you can buy the budge my website link. I

0:41:56.360 --> 0:41:59.600
<v Speaker 1>was going to say, sorry, sorry, go and finish it off. Link.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it in the show notes, review, subscribe comments, join

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<v Speaker 2>us on social media at Two Doting Dads.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see you guys next year, next year. Yes, Merry Christmas,

0:42:10.719 --> 0:42:12.719
<v Speaker 1>Happy New Years. I just really want to go to

0:42:12.840 --> 0:42:14.600
<v Speaker 1>the bank.

0:42:14.320 --> 0:42:24.279
<v Speaker 2>That's good, A good Christmas, goodbye bye.

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<v Speaker 1>In your mind. Just a little quick story. Okay, I've

0:42:28.280 --> 0:42:29.840
<v Speaker 1>heard a little quick one after your one.

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<v Speaker 2>A little little quick one before we go into listening question,

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<v Speaker 2>A little one. Oh no, That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, don't you.

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<v Speaker 2>Well go on, go on please, Two Doting Dads podcast

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<v Speaker 2>acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the

0:42:47.120 --> 0:42:49.440
<v Speaker 2>connections to land, see and community.

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<v Speaker 4>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 4>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Straight

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<v Speaker 4>Islander people's today.

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<v Speaker 1>This episode was recorded on Gadigle Land