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Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm about to buy? What's that? Okay? Okay,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you'll take this news. How many houses?

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Speaker 1: How many houses you're buying? Shut up?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna buy some loafers, like leather loafers.

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Speaker 1: Like dress loafers around the house. Loafers like dress loafers.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm their black leather, shiny yeah, low front. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: How do you feel about that?

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Speaker 2: I just feel like that's like the next step for me,

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Speaker 2: next step in.

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Speaker 1: What who I am?

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Speaker 2: The evolution, the evolution of me.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with them. I don't have

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Speaker 1: a problem with them. Well, clearly you fucking do with

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Speaker 1: that time No, no, no, no, no no. Could you see

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Speaker 1: me in a loafer?

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Speaker 3: Our producers put up as he's getting closer to forty.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back to Two Going Dads. I am Maddie Jay.

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Speaker 1: What do you say? I say? And I'm ash. This

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Speaker 1: is a podcast all about parenting. It is the good,

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Speaker 1: it is the bad and the relatable.

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Speaker 4: Getting foot cramp, get some loafers, bro, excuse me if

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Speaker 4: you do get loafers, get a shoehorn.

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Speaker 1: No, I feel like shoehorn is you know?

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Speaker 4: They say the bigger the horn, the bigger the man.

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Speaker 1: But if you get it.

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Speaker 2: Also, if you get a shoehorn, you get a big

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Speaker 2: one that you don't have to you could be standing up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that's what mean.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you a real big one because you can't bend

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Speaker 4: over down there anymore.

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Speaker 1: You could get that for me. For Christmas? We are

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Speaker 1: are we getting each other?

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Speaker 2: We could do a secret center.

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Speaker 1: I know who gave it to me.

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Speaker 2: Of you we're having for those wondering, we are having

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Speaker 2: a Christmas party. I'm excited because I've never had a

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Speaker 2: Christmas party at work, Christmas party ever since like eight

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Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, I'm not that's sad. Oh one man band,

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Speaker 1: one man band. Yes, there's a few people coming.

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Speaker 2: Could do, could do a secret center, could do, But

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Speaker 2: it's fucking Christmas.

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Speaker 1: Ash. I'm not a for God's sake, I'm not a fan.

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Speaker 1: I do it for the kids. What's it not to

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Speaker 4: I think it's all a big waste of money, money

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Speaker 4: making scheme. It's a coup ess as writing one notes

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Speaker 4: in a book, See I didn't realize the Christmas greench

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Speaker 1: Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 4: I was talking about this with April today, but I

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Speaker 4: just I don't know.

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Speaker 1: She was like to me, you gotta remember it's not

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Speaker 4: And I said, I agreed. I said, yeah, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 4: Will you buy April anything? We did a scene where

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Speaker 4: it's like twenty dollars each?

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Speaker 4: No, it's it's it's kind of like how creative you

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Speaker 4: What are you guys doing just buying each other new cars,

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Speaker 1: No? I've requested a new skateboard. Oh, that's right from where.

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Speaker 2: There's a little skate shop down the road. So it's

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Speaker 2: on the one hand, yes, I'm itching towards forty with

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Speaker 1: You should get a pair.

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Speaker 4: Of Globes or Ethny's or Osiris, chunky fucking things. Now

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Speaker 4: we're the Vans. Why don't we hear the loafers? Why

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Speaker 2: It's not the sound that I make when I skateboard. Also,

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Speaker 1: you tell me? Man? Do you know what? Actually? What

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Speaker 1: is it? Ash? Okay? The cicadas, let me just give

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Speaker 4: There's news articles out about the soicadas this year.

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Speaker 2: If anyone is not familiar with the sound of the cicadas.

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Speaker 4: And that's because there's two species of cicada's fighting for territory.

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Speaker 2: I haven't heard the piss story. What's the piss about?

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Speaker 4: It's just they just piss everywhere to what I don't

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Speaker 1: To Mark territory. You walk out in the front of

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so last week was a bit as you can

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Speaker 1: April the car April's like where the ash. I don't

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to kink shame you.

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Speaker 1: You're kink shaming me.

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Speaker 2: Do you want to get pissed on by Sicanda? It's

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Speaker 1: It's refreshing anyway.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Neighbors are like, oh make it the.

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Speaker 1: Driver spinning around? Oh god, why has that man got

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Speaker 4: It's last week was a bit sunny, rainy, sunny, rainy,

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Speaker 1: So I kept walking outside.

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Speaker 1: Fem, guy's gonna stop doing this to me that one? Sorry, sorry, sorry, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Look, as you saw, it's really loud, but it's also

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Speaker 1: Is it a bug in the insect? I fuck?

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Speaker 2: I think so, I think I would. I would put

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Speaker 4: The kids have are drawn to the cicadas because they

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Speaker 1: They hatch out of a shell. They leave the shell

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Speaker 4: I love collecting them. But They also pick up the

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Speaker 2: No fucking hell, holy shit, there's a lot of cicadas.

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Speaker 1: Very good. How long are you going to keep the

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Speaker 4: I keep throwing them out because they attract ants. Where

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Speaker 1: The kids sleep with the sicanda noise going on in

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Speaker 4: Because at night it really calms down. Of course, the

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Speaker 1: But they what they do also is they sync up

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Speaker 1: What was the decimal reading? You put one hundred and five.

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Speaker 2: And remind the people listening what causes damage.

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Speaker 4: Anywhere between eighty and one hundred and ten. So I'm

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Speaker 1: Well, like, what are you going to do? How long

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Speaker 2: It's funny because the seasons they go for just long

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Speaker 4: Always like this, because I haven't When I was a kid,

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Speaker 1: It's like when we moved to the Gold Coast, we

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Speaker 4: And then people had come over and be like, is

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Speaker 4: that aeroplane noise annoying? You're like, whatever, you just forget.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So come January when I'm like, ash, how the fuck.

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Speaker 1: Do you live like this? I'm like what? And that's

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Speaker 1: the joke? Like, and I also at home, Ape was like, hey,

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Speaker 5: I like, got Herebey, Sorry you have you do talk

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Speaker 1: You're going to say because the sicandages in your ear,

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Speaker 4: Anyway, the kids are obsessed, and so much so that

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Speaker 4: Oscar the other day came home bragging about the socadas

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Speaker 4: you've had found in a container. I thought they're in

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Speaker 1: And then he's gone.

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Speaker 4: Last week Ap was in the city lot, so I

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Speaker 4: make sure it's acceptable. And I've picked up his school

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Speaker 1: And stop and I'm like flip.

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Speaker 4: Literally, it was like the plane got attacked by them,

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Speaker 1: What's happening at there? And I was just like nothing.

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Speaker 2: I Mean, the good thing is Oscar's not scared of them.

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Speaker 2: So I'm like, shame her. Huh, shame her keep breastings. No,

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Speaker 2: And she's like, oh, you're a loser.

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Speaker 4: Well, so I'll Okay, I'll tell you what one of

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Speaker 1: All right, you playing mine with yours?

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Speaker 1: He said, muscle man. That's my way. Anyway, Oscar's turn

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm surprised. And then also I blurted out something

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Speaker 4: So they said, Oscar Wicks graduating. When he grows up,

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Speaker 2: It was like, hey, do you know what's funny? Marley

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Speaker 2: There was one boy who said air conditioner repair man,

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Speaker 1: Like, that's so bad. That job's not bad. That's great. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: The was the she Daisy was the caterpillar. Anyway, so

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Speaker 2: You're leaving out some critical information here anyway, then poor days.

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00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:31,680
Speaker 2: I'm just imagine her like slithering over the floor.

441
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:36,199
Speaker 4: And then they did a they did just dance at

442
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:36,560
Speaker 4: the end.

443
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:37,120
Speaker 1: Love that.

444
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:39,040
Speaker 4: I think I've actually got maybe just a little bit

445
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,000
Speaker 4: of Oscar because Oscar took.

446
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,600
Speaker 1: It very seriously.

447
00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,760
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that, and he was very good. I

448
00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,600
Speaker 4: will say it is spice in his moves. There's one

449
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,919
Speaker 4: movie in particular, Scars.

450
00:20:50,520 --> 00:21:02,840
Speaker 1: It's very good. He's killing this. He's good. He's very good.

451
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:08,720
Speaker 2: He absolutely he really When we did Dancing with his stars,

452
00:21:09,119 --> 00:21:11,440
Speaker 2: go no, we were told to. It's like, you know,

453
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:12,880
Speaker 2: when you do a move, you got to like.

454
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,200
Speaker 1: Sell the move.

455
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:18,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, moments have to be like very like intentioned.

456
00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,960
Speaker 2: And he's he's got that.

457
00:21:20,359 --> 00:21:22,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, he did really really well. But I was shocked.

458
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:25,880
Speaker 4: He was very good, very good, very very good.

459
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:28,440
Speaker 2: What time is that, by the way, like what time

460
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:29,440
Speaker 2: of days of graduation?

461
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,359
Speaker 1: Nine thirty in the morning. I like that.

462
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,159
Speaker 4: Yeah, So that was one KINDI the other KINDI was

463
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,320
Speaker 4: like a Christians poper.

464
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,680
Speaker 1: They don't make the kids perform.

465
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,960
Speaker 4: They actually had one of the teachers perform, and she

466
00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:41,480
Speaker 4: was outstanding.

467
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,879
Speaker 1: I will say.

468
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,879
Speaker 2: I want to say, just quietly, if anyone from our

469
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,280
Speaker 2: daycare is listening, I want to say that you guys

470
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:53,520
Speaker 2: do an incredible job. Oh yeah, look after my children,

471
00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,920
Speaker 2: and I can only appreciate how stressful it must be

472
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,720
Speaker 2: at this end of the year to look after the

473
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:00,480
Speaker 2: kids as well as planning graduation.

474
00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, they do the extracurricular stuff free of charge.

475
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 2: Like like, I commend you very very impressive. However, I

476
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,280
Speaker 2: do have one little gripe.

477
00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:13,760
Speaker 1: Laid on me. Has went for a very long time.

478
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:14,720
Speaker 1: How long?

479
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,919
Speaker 2: So we were told get there for fivety five. I

480
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,360
Speaker 2: am no, So they were like five forty five, get there.

481
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:23,800
Speaker 2: So it's like pretty late already.

482
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:25,680
Speaker 1: Let's start. All the parents are there.

483
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:28,199
Speaker 2: A lot of the parents had younger children, you know

484
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:31,359
Speaker 2: who in the nursery, and and so we're all waiting around,

485
00:22:31,440 --> 00:22:32,719
Speaker 2: doesn't start till six o'clock.

486
00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:33,919
Speaker 1: I think something happened.

487
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:35,639
Speaker 2: And they took a while to set up, so the

488
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 2: kids didn't come out until like just after six, right,

489
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:43,119
Speaker 2: because it was twenty three kids. It took a really

490
00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:45,600
Speaker 2: long time. I had three songs to start with. They

491
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 2: then did the presentation of a pluk and a shirt,

492
00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:52,240
Speaker 2: which they each got a shirt. Yeah nice, it's nice,

493
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 2: but it took a really really long time. Also, Lola

494
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,480
Speaker 2: at this point is now at quarter to seven, she's

495
00:22:57,520 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 2: fucking starving.

496
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:03,400
Speaker 1: Bro oh yeah, is hungry. She's like a dad.

497
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:07,080
Speaker 2: And then we had a little little play because all

498
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,800
Speaker 2: the kids are up there and they want to like

499
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 2: now mingle. And then we were like, well, time to

500
00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,960
Speaker 2: like get out of here, all right, thanks very much.

501
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:15,959
Speaker 2: And then the teacher's like no, no, no where wait. They

502
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,360
Speaker 2: had to put them in a little graduation like hat thing.

503
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:21,600
Speaker 2: I had three more songs to perform, and like the

504
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:23,520
Speaker 2: songs went on and they played a video as well,

505
00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:28,080
Speaker 2: which I will say beautiful video, very emotional, gorgeous, fantastic, nice.

506
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,119
Speaker 2: Touch went for ten minutes.

507
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 1: We were very trump then very trump beautiful. I was

508
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,400
Speaker 1: in it. Nice.

509
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 2: It was ten minutes long, ten minutes, like thank you?

510
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:39,359
Speaker 1: What?

511
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,720
Speaker 4: Thank you? I don't know how long it should be. What's

512
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:44,800
Speaker 4: the length of that song? What's that song that's on

513
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:50,520
Speaker 4: every graduation video? Like as we go, that's how long

514
00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,000
Speaker 4: a video should be. She'd be like two and a

515
00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,880
Speaker 4: half minutes. I mean, I get it. It's beautiful.

516
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,560
Speaker 2: Every parent will see their kid, and a lot of

517
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,320
Speaker 2: them were there from when they were like little bebars

518
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 2: to now, so there's a lot of con tend to

519
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 2: get through. But Mariyd only joined quite late. So once

520
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 2: I saw Marley twice, I was like.

521
00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 1: Wrap it up. Yeah, the production is terrible.

522
00:24:08,520 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 2: We didn't get out of it until seven thirty.

523
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,680
Speaker 1: Thank you. That sucks. It was long. That's too long.

524
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,080
Speaker 1: It was too long, too long, way too.

525
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:20,960
Speaker 4: We were like nine thirty two, ten thirty and they

526
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 4: had and then you.

527
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 1: Have food yours.

528
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:27,679
Speaker 2: We had donuts, just donuts and some sushik.

529
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,400
Speaker 1: What do they say?

530
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 2: We had in Eleanor Heights woolworst muffins.

531
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:38,399
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm going go, but yeah, it was lovely.

532
00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,399
Speaker 2: But we got in the car and I was like,

533
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:42,879
Speaker 2: that went for bloody ages And I was like that

534
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,120
Speaker 2: was really long.

535
00:24:44,600 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 1: And Marley was like it was long, and I was like,

536
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,240
Speaker 1: damn it, she can spell and read.

537
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:52,200
Speaker 2: Now I will say I made a big mistake. Ash,

538
00:24:52,359 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 2: I'm very gow a mistake.

539
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: No, I know, very good.

540
00:24:55,680 --> 00:25:00,000
Speaker 2: Up until now, we had one orientation left at school

541
00:25:00,359 --> 00:25:02,920
Speaker 2: for Marley to attend. We even bought the uniform because

542
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 2: Marley was like, this's the first two she didn't wear

543
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:06,920
Speaker 2: a uniform. So she's been wearing uniform every night. We're

544
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,399
Speaker 2: in the uniform to daycare as well. And then Marley

545
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 2: was like, hey, Dad, when's my next orientation? And I

546
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 2: was like, it's coming up. Check the calendar.

547
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 1: Missed it by a week. What are you going to do?

548
00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:19,280
Speaker 1: I said.

549
00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 2: The teachers were so impressed that every child and the orientation,

550
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 2: they said they don't need one more.

551
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 1: They'll just say see you brighton early next year, February.

552
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,200
Speaker 1: And she's like really. I was like, yeah, he did

553
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:30,720
Speaker 1: so good.

554
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,760
Speaker 4: Wow, Wow, it is where your uniform to school week,

555
00:25:38,200 --> 00:25:39,440
Speaker 4: well to preschool week this week.

556
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,960
Speaker 1: So askars very excited.

557
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 4: And he does his thing where he knows he's not

558
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,399
Speaker 4: asking if he can do something, but he's telling me

559
00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,480
Speaker 4: in a way of asking me if you can do something.

560
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 4: For example, I was like, go and get your new

561
00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:54,719
Speaker 4: school hat for next year, because you can wear that today.

562
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,119
Speaker 4: And he comes out and goes, but we're not allowed

563
00:25:57,119 --> 00:25:58,360
Speaker 4: to take out new school.

564
00:25:58,040 --> 00:25:58,719
Speaker 1: Bags, are we?

565
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 4: Because he wants to do he wants to and I

566
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:04,879
Speaker 4: was like no, no, I was like, no, Bud, sorry,

567
00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 4: we'll save it, save it for next year.

568
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,679
Speaker 1: But I think that's very clever. I like, I like

569
00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: his approach. Evil genius, isn't it? So? Laura and I ash,

570
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 1: I think.

571
00:26:15,359 --> 00:26:19,400
Speaker 2: This was Laura, my wife, Laura married to Laura lady.

572
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 2: She's great, very good, but a lucky man.

573
00:26:21,720 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: So when she steals our content.

574
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,720
Speaker 2: I mean, you saw that Laura watching parenting lines. We'll

575
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:28,080
Speaker 2: bring parenting Lines back next year.

576
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,720
Speaker 1: When Laura stops next year, she's got like two doting mums.

577
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,720
Speaker 1: You're like, what, you know it? It'd be better than

578
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: us as well, damn it. I know.

579
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:39,800
Speaker 2: So it was that time of the month, and the

580
00:26:39,840 --> 00:26:43,400
Speaker 2: time of the month had finished, right, we're both keen,

581
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:47,800
Speaker 2: we're on the same page. And Laura had a life

582
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 2: uncut Christmas dinner thing on the Saturday, and she goes,

583
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 2: don't worry, it's gonna be really quick, have dinner. I'll

584
00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 2: be home, yes, not too late.

585
00:26:57,160 --> 00:27:01,720
Speaker 1: Italian somewhere. I was speaks for the invite. I know, right,

586
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:02,280
Speaker 1: I was.

587
00:27:02,359 --> 00:27:05,399
Speaker 2: Nosed because garlic is not agreeing with her at the moment.

588
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: Have we spoken about before? Yeah, I was like, fuck,

589
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 2: she's gone to Italian.

590
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,479
Speaker 1: Well known for using their garlic.

591
00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 2: Those Italians in their garlic, think they love it.

592
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: Also, I thank them for it. Yeah, Oh they know

593
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: what they're doing, very delicious.

594
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 2: Listen mill and so like eight thirty, nine o'clock, nine thirty,

595
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,640
Speaker 2: and I was like, what.

596
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,879
Speaker 1: Are you doing anxiously waiting up? Yeah, I was just

597
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,360
Speaker 1: sitting on the couch of the direction. She'll be home soon,

598
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,720
Speaker 1: I promise. And I was like, how far off are you?

599
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:37,399
Speaker 1: So she gets home, it's like eleven thirty. If anyone

600
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:40,400
Speaker 1: who's married, that's way past six. That's like, that's the

601
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 1: you could potentially be having sex in two days. Yes,

602
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: you could go over into the next day. Sunday.

603
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,240
Speaker 2: Sunday nights not a sex night Sunday morning either, Sunday

604
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,320
Speaker 2: never never never.

605
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: Yes, if you go from like eleven thirty, but.

606
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 2: Then Monday night, it's not a sex night for us.

607
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:58,720
Speaker 2: Tuesday maybe maybe Wednesday night, you.

608
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 1: Pretty much put yourself out another one.

609
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 2: It's so yeah, I'm steering und the barrel of like

610
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 2: a famine, a week long famine. Laura comes in and

611
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,720
Speaker 2: she's like, we're doing it. Get upstairs, shut up, take

612
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 2: your eyes off.

613
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: I'd be fast sleep. It's very tired. I think I

614
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,240
Speaker 1: even said. I was like, I don't want it to

615
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 1: be like rush tired sex.

616
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,560
Speaker 4: You're like pretending you're like, oh to' still like knocking

617
00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,360
Speaker 4: over chairs and my directions, I'm walking up the stairs.

618
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: So then we do the.

619
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:31,200
Speaker 2: Dedde was great, and then at five five yeah, five cool,

620
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,359
Speaker 2: five good to know five. So then just about to

621
00:28:34,400 --> 00:28:37,520
Speaker 2: fall asleep, a lovely said nothing better than a sleep

622
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 2: after sex, cigarette and asleep. I never had a cigarette,

623
00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,040
Speaker 2: fell asleep with it nice as someone who used to smoke.

624
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 1: Nah, okay, put that to bed.

625
00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:49,000
Speaker 4: So you never smoked after there's a there's an old

626
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 4: joke that says like, do you smoke after sex?

627
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:57,080
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know, I've never looked. Okay, you

628
00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: don't get it.

629
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,440
Speaker 4: Do you smoke after sex? Like because you're so hot

630
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 4: or yeah, because it's the friction. And then you're like, no,

631
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 4: I never checked.

632
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: So then we're bout to fall asleep.

633
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 2: We start to hear, we start to hear a little

634
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 2: cry Ellie, it was Marley Ah. And you know what

635
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,640
Speaker 2: ailment really does, sacash and earache.

636
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 1: It's one of those things we I don't know what's

637
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,040
Speaker 1: wrong with me.

638
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like nah, and you're like you can't do anything,

639
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:27,600
Speaker 2: and you're also eyes and ears quite nerve wracking.

640
00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, like it would be It would be.

641
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 2: Really frustrating if she went deaf and then they're like,

642
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 2: what happened? I said, well, I just I ignored the

643
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 2: signs and she went deaf and I didn't do anything.

644
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: We were having sex. That's okay, so once a week

645
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: we haven't, oh well.

646
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,400
Speaker 2: And so she was in agony screaming and then I

647
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 2: was like, is it a burst ear drump? Maybe an insect.

648
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 4: Sicata, maybeicada or maybe should just heard you guys love making.

649
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 1: I'm a quiet lover, thank you very much. I've been

650
00:29:59,200 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: told that.

651
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 2: And Laura was like after fifteen minutes, she was like,

652
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 2: we won't have to go to hospital. So she's crying

653
00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 2: so much and she's just going, oh my, got it

654
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,480
Speaker 2: hurt so much. We were thinking it was a burst

655
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:16,080
Speaker 2: ear drum and I was like fuck fuck Cash like

656
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 2: The last thing I want to do is go to

657
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 2: shut Royal Children's Hospital. It's now like after midnight.

658
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: You've just had sex, just had sex, you know. I

659
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: got to walk in there like, who smells like sex

660
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: in here? Thankfully?

661
00:30:35,000 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 2: Think it dozed her up on like panadole went to

662
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,360
Speaker 2: sleep yep, wake up And I was like, Molly, how's

663
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 2: your ear?

664
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 1: And she goes, what are you?

665
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:48,000
Speaker 2: I was like, you're crying last night for years.

666
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: She goes, no, it wasn't. That was what a you're

667
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:53,960
Speaker 1: talking about. It must have been one of your other kids.

668
00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: It was like this phantom earache. Yeah, right, fucking who knows?

669
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,560
Speaker 1: She was dreaming. I think it was a nightmare.

670
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,440
Speaker 2: But she was in agony, bro screaming, holding her ear,

671
00:31:05,520 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 2: being like it hurts.

672
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 4: Weird nothing since nothings, the phantom, the mystery of the

673
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 4: earache that never existed.

674
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: Have you had that? No?

675
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen to questions. Yes, we've got a couple here.

676
00:31:20,480 --> 00:31:21,640
Speaker 1: Oh this is a good one actually.

677
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 4: Dannielle Danielle, Danielle Danielle. This is from Dan Darnel.

678
00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 1: Can you give a little shout out? Isn't that enough

679
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: of a shadow?

680
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:34,680
Speaker 4: It's free ronniere Danielle, Thank you for the great question.

681
00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:37,600
Speaker 4: Danielle shout out to Danielle, thanks for writing in we

682
00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:38,600
Speaker 4: love you, Thanks so much.

683
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:40,800
Speaker 2: That good enough for you, Very good, very good. I'm

684
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 2: sure she is back.

685
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:45,400
Speaker 1: When are siblings too old to bathe together?

686
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,360
Speaker 2: That is a very good question. She did also add

687
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 2: a little line in there. I saw she wants to

688
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 2: know and sharing a room as well. I think I

689
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:57,760
Speaker 2: was showering with my brothers when I was like thirteen.

690
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:07,680
Speaker 2: I think I think.

691
00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:12,960
Speaker 1: What that's been old? Were there any pubes involved? Couple?

692
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 1: I remember? I think I does your brothers though have

693
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,880
Speaker 1: one sister? My mom was in there, she's out numbered.

694
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 2: No, I think I think I have my older brother

695
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,320
Speaker 2: who is maybe like five years older than me.

696
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:34,720
Speaker 1: And he still wanted to do it.

697
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:36,719
Speaker 2: Don't shame me and my family for what we did

698
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 2: when we were younger. I remember being like.

699
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 1: What are they? Because he had pubes? That's my penis mustache.

700
00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: I was like, good A look spread them. Is that

701
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 1: too old? Yes? It is too old? Is it? Yes?

702
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: I look Oscar Macy.

703
00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 4: I'm at the point now I need to separate them

704
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,000
Speaker 4: because they's get the big close.

705
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: What you don't know?

706
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:12,719
Speaker 4: It's innocent, but I'm like, separ eight. I don't know,

707
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 4: I such a I don't know.

708
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 1: I think I don't know.

709
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 4: Actually, yesterday on the weekend, we were down at the

710
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,320
Speaker 4: beach and we were going to the beach shower and

711
00:33:24,400 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 4: I stripped Macy off. She's completely naked out of the shower.

712
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 4: But Oscar was like, I don't want to take my

713
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 4: shorts off because I wanted to get the.

714
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: Sand off him.

715
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 4: And They're like, no, no, no, he's getting older. There was

716
00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 4: other young girls around, like teenage girls. He's like, I

717
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 4: don't want to and I was like, oh, okay, you

718
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 4: can just shower in your shorts, you know what I mean.

719
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,200
Speaker 4: So it's like he's getting to an age and they will.

720
00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 4: And I don't know, every kid's going to be different.

721
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 4: I suppose with how how they what they know about

722
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 4: their body, I guess, and like I think, I.

723
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 2: Just we were at the beach on the weekend as well,

724
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 2: and we walking down to the beach.

725
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:03,160
Speaker 1: You're like, I was like, I had the buggaboo.

726
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 2: It was facing forward, so with a shade up, I

727
00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 2: couldn't really see what Lla was doing. But afterwards we

728
00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 2: took the Simons off put address on her was walking

729
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:14,880
Speaker 2: down the promenade Upondo Beach, which is very busy, especially

730
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,879
Speaker 2: on the weekend. I stopped and just like peered over

731
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,200
Speaker 2: the cover to make sure she was okay, legs spread,

732
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 2: just having a little play.

733
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:27,680
Speaker 1: I was like, what are you doing?

734
00:34:27,760 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 4: She's like what I know, because there's a fine line

735
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,279
Speaker 4: where don't want to shame them.

736
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,479
Speaker 1: I'm like, but like.

737
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:38,279
Speaker 4: Oscar makes you share a bath, boy and girl, and look,

738
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:41,319
Speaker 4: sometimes they find themselves in weird positions. I'm like, what

739
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:44,680
Speaker 4: the fuck like, especially like Oscar, you're older, don't put

740
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 4: your hand on your dick in front of your sister.

741
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: And I don't know.

742
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 4: I don't know what the answer is. I'm not someone

743
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Speaker 4: tells the tells the answer, and is it? Like I said,

744
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 4: Oscar's sort of like getting going to primary school next year.

745
00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:59,600
Speaker 4: I think it's time that you can kind of have

746
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:01,640
Speaker 4: a shower, bro, and let your sister have a bath

747
00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 4: or whatever.

748
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: I just don't it's different with you girls.

749
00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 2: I feel like it's grade one, grade two, that's when

750
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 2: it starts, obviously, unless you in my household.

751
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: N Yeah, came on to your eighteen formative. But I

752
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: used to.

753
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 2: I used to share a room with my sister when

754
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 2: we were fourteen.

755
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:29,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you've clothed very different. That's right. It would

756
00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:33,279
Speaker 1: be weird if you were separate beds. So my kids

757
00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:35,640
Speaker 1: share a room. Your kids share? What about your sister?

758
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:40,439
Speaker 1: My sister, we had separate rooms, never shared. It must

759
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 1: be nice.

760
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:45,680
Speaker 4: No, it was a rental, my lad. I used to

761
00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:49,560
Speaker 4: sleep in the hallway. No, we had separate We've always

762
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 4: had separate rooms. I only ever used to have a

763
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 4: bath with dad, but like he would have speedos on

764
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,480
Speaker 4: when I was at an older age.

765
00:35:56,600 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: But like fourteen is too old that much. Tell that

766
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 1: to my mother. Oh, well, don't you are, she's upstairs.

767
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,600
Speaker 1: Do you want explains a lot that you let your

768
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:08,800
Speaker 1: kids bath together for so long? They're really closed? Next question,

769
00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:13,080
Speaker 1: are you guys? From who this is from? You want

770
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: to give them a shout out? This is this is

771
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: from me? Shout out to out. You're very good, Thank you,

772
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: Thank you. I needed that. Thank you from me to you?

773
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:29,200
Speaker 2: Is your family? Are you in April?

774
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: Spit it out and you and April? That's what we

775
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 1: have time for?

776
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 2: You doing elf in the shell?

777
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: Why do I need to give myself something else to

778
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:50,200
Speaker 1: worry about? Don't you want to funk with your kids

779
00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:50,680
Speaker 1: a little bit.

780
00:36:50,800 --> 00:36:53,400
Speaker 4: No, I see all those on just like one was

781
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:54,879
Speaker 4: like cutting the clothes off a kid.

782
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: It was like ruined the shirt.

783
00:36:57,080 --> 00:37:00,800
Speaker 2: Firstly, do your kids know what elf and the shelf? Okay,

784
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,399
Speaker 2: so my kids didn't know either.

785
00:37:02,760 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: Who told them? So we're not an elf in the

786
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: Shell family.

787
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,399
Speaker 2: Laura is not an elf in the Shell family collectively,

788
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:12,280
Speaker 2: not an elf in the Shell family.

789
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 1: Why would you would you want to be?

790
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 2: So Sunday weekend just gone. Kids are together and kids

791
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,280
Speaker 2: are kind of sharing stories and they were like, hey,

792
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 2: have you guys got the magic elf at your house?

793
00:37:27,640 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 2: And Marley was going, magic elf? What are you talking about?

794
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:35,560
Speaker 2: And the kids were like, We've got an elf elf

795
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:38,840
Speaker 2: on the shelf and every night he magically moves.

796
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: He springs to life.

797
00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:41,719
Speaker 2: As soon as we go to bed and we wake up,

798
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:46,360
Speaker 2: he's in a different spot. And Marley was like, holy shit,

799
00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,680
Speaker 2: she couldn't believe it. We say goodbye to our and

800
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,560
Speaker 2: this is and nephews, and then Marley's like, Dad, I

801
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:55,440
Speaker 2: think we better start looking. We might have a magic

802
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 2: elf a home.

803
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 1: Nope.

804
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:01,200
Speaker 2: I was like, there's no on there. Molly was like,

805
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 2: but how do you know? And I was like, because

806
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 2: I haven't seen one. And she's like, yeah, but he

807
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 2: might be hiding. And I was like, oh, yeah, I

808
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 2: guess maybe, and she's like, I'm.

809
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: Gonna I'm gonna find him.

810
00:38:12,719 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 2: So we get home and she's looking everywhere, like upstairs,

811
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 2: in the cupboards. At one point she was like, I

812
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 2: know where he is. In the washing machine. Fuck that

813
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:25,040
Speaker 2: cheeky yelf ran in there. She's like, not there. She's like,

814
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,359
Speaker 2: I know he's here somewhere. And I was like, Mally,

815
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,080
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, if he was here, I would have

816
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 2: seen him. And then and then outside there was like

817
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 2: a little plastic pop plant that had no plant in it,

818
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 2: and augusta wind came and it blew over and.

819
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:41,480
Speaker 1: Molly was like, he's here. That was it? Wasn't it

820
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,720
Speaker 1: any little sign like or something like knocks off the table.

821
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:51,319
Speaker 4: She's like, fuck, oh, just I think still clear doing it.

822
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 1: It looks like so much effort.

823
00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 2: But part of me is like, maybe that was him.

824
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,560
Speaker 1: You're right, Marley, I just I think I heard him upstairs.

825
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,399
Speaker 1: Quick check if he's there. This is my gripe with it.

826
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:07,800
Speaker 1: We've already got a If there's kids in the car,

827
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:13,720
Speaker 1: who ho ho it's Santa here. Boys and girls, please

828
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:19,279
Speaker 1: cover your ears during this next bit. Hide the Santa thing.

829
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 2: I gotta give more of a warning than that. You

830
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 2: can't be like kids in the car.

831
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,200
Speaker 4: No, if there's kids in the car, boys, that's too

832
00:39:28,239 --> 00:39:31,040
Speaker 4: late now whatever. So I took them to see Santa

833
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 4: doing the Santa photo, okay, and we finished it in

834
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 4: the Santa photo and we happened to be the last

835
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 4: one before the break.

836
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,040
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm walking away.

837
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,160
Speaker 4: With Oscar and Santa's gone around the corner taking his

838
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,239
Speaker 4: head off pretty much like his master.

839
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 1: And was like, he's like, what's he doing? I was like, nohing,

840
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: like usher, would he do that behind closed doors? I

841
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,319
Speaker 1: think he thought he was. I think thought he was

842
00:39:53,360 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 1: out of the way. He's like, he's like kids.

843
00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 4: And then so I've already got to hide the fact

844
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:03,279
Speaker 4: once again.

845
00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 1: If you've got kids in this answer is not real.

846
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:09,759
Speaker 1: Why are we now doing this thing and putting more

847
00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: pressure on parents to doing the show?

848
00:40:12,360 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 2: I think I'm going to do it, and I'm just

849
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 2: going to test the waters, just see what it's like,

850
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 2: see if she's into it.

851
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:22,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, a report back work, got any ideas of

852
00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:24,760
Speaker 1: what you're going to do with the elf. Fah, no yet.

853
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,479
Speaker 2: I might cut her a fringe and so she wakes

854
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,319
Speaker 2: up and then there's like a pair of scissors and

855
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 2: then there's a hare and.

856
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 1: I'm like, it was the magic girlf Oh my god.

857
00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: It's like, isn't that fucked up? People do that stuff

858
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:39,760
Speaker 1: that is fucked not us. That was a joke, Ash.

859
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 2: This is our last episode potentially.

860
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 1: Ever, of the year God of twenty twenty four.

861
00:40:50,000 --> 00:41:01,200
Speaker 6: Yes, what what?

862
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: What are we laughing at?

863
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,640
Speaker 2: Its just like it was like, you know, like it's

864
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:07,200
Speaker 2: a big moment. You know, it's like it's the light.

865
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 2: It's the last one.

866
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:16,320
Speaker 1: Well that no, I'm out here.

867
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,720
Speaker 2: We will be back next week on Christmas Day. Yeah,

868
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 2: but it will be a best of. We hope you

869
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 2: all have a great Christmas, all of you. We'll chat

870
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 2: to you guys next week for a best of we will,

871
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 2: and then we will be back early next year.

872
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 1: Don't forget to buy the calendar. Okay, calendar for God's sake,

873
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,439
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five, not two. We've got twenty left. There's

874
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: only limited amounts left. There's twenty left. Please twenty left,

875
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: Please buy them.

876
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,759
Speaker 4: All proceeds go to a very good course, which is

877
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 4: victims of domestic violence, which is Rise Up of course.

878
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:56,279
Speaker 1: So you can buy the budge my website link. I

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Speaker 1: was going to say, sorry, sorry, go and finish it off. Link.

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Speaker 2: Is it in the show notes, review, subscribe comments, join

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Speaker 2: us on social media at Two Doting Dads.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you guys next year, next year. Yes, Merry Christmas,

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Speaker 1: Happy New Years. I just really want to go to

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Speaker 1: the bank.

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Speaker 2: That's good, A good Christmas, goodbye bye.

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Speaker 1: In your mind. Just a little quick story. Okay, I've

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Speaker 1: heard a little quick one after your one.

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Speaker 2: A little little quick one before we go into listening question,

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Speaker 2: A little one. Oh no, That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Well, don't you.

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Speaker 2: Well go on, go on please, Two Doting Dads podcast

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Speaker 2: acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout Australia and the

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Speaker 2: connections to land, see and community.

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Speaker 4: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 4: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Straight

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Speaker 4: Islander people's today.

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Speaker 1: This episode was recorded on Gadigle Land