Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend carry Ane Kenney sell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.
Speaker 1: Some things make more sense than others. Bring pikes, nurseries, pikes,
Speaker 1: p y.
Speaker 3: K e s Hey, why I.
Speaker 1: Hey, as in kill hey?
Speaker 2: Why? Okay?
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Wood.
Speaker 4: Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having
Speaker 4: a good chime.
Speaker 1: This is just a couple of mitches.
Speaker 3: What about me? Don't forget.
Speaker 1: No, he is mature and.
Speaker 2: Live from the bedroom.
Speaker 4: Hello, we actually are in my bedroom. This is the
Speaker 4: weirdest scenario ever. This is not what I pictured this
Speaker 4: week's episode to.
Speaker 2: Be at all. This is horrender. I mean I thought
Speaker 2: I was in a Dutch oven, like a Greek bakery.
Speaker 2: Like there's just so much humidity in the air.
Speaker 4: I don't have air con. Okay, Sydney Rand is expensive.
Speaker 2: Bet. Can you hear the fan? It's a sunbeam nineteen
Speaker 2: thirty eight Pivot fan. It's cooling my ankle. That's about it.
Speaker 4: So this is quite sweet. What has happened everyone? I
Speaker 4: had a very sudden rush to hospital during the week,
Speaker 4: very sudden. It was Wednesday, and around twelve pm I
Speaker 4: felt this little tightness in my stomach and almost fatal. Yeah,
Speaker 4: well not really, but like I felt this tightest in
Speaker 4: my stomach and I thought, oh, I was at pilates
Speaker 4: last night. That must just be my ABS coming through.
Speaker 4: But it wasn't my abs. It was appendicitis. And slowly,
Speaker 4: but surely, the stomach pain got more intense, and then
Speaker 4: I was rushed to hospital to get my appendix taken out.
Speaker 4: I messaged you two being like, sorry, I can't do
Speaker 4: the podcast tonight. And I fully thought that they would
Speaker 4: just rip my appendix out that night at hospital and
Speaker 4: I'd be back at work Thursday morning.
Speaker 2: We thought that too. We honestly, I thought that the
Speaker 2: same thing would happen.
Speaker 4: I said, same time tomorrow. What is podcast on Thursdays?
Speaker 4: At a Wednesday? Oh my god. I did not realize
Speaker 4: the recovery involved when it comes to getting your appendix removed.
Speaker 4: I'm in utter agony. It's like, right now, we're in
Speaker 4: my bedroom and you guys have come to me, which
Speaker 4: is very sweet.
Speaker 2: Now I don't want to toot my own home, but
Speaker 2: I am waiting for the praise. We have my radio
Speaker 2: desk that I have for my in home studio. I've
Speaker 2: packed it up, I've brought it here. I've got sound
Speaker 2: effects loaded on the board. Mitch doesn't have to edit
Speaker 2: a thing. We've got microphones. Jenne's here, I'm here like.
Speaker 4: I actually didn't know that this was possible. If I'd
Speaker 4: known that this was an option the whole time, we
Speaker 4: would have done this every week because I'm so comfortable.
Speaker 4: I've got my legs skicked back.
Speaker 2: I wish you could see he's in hair with their
Speaker 2: hair and pants from your class. Yeah, I got an
Speaker 2: ice pack on his abdomen. Mitch looks like he's three
Speaker 2: months pregnant.
Speaker 4: I have to wear really loose clothing during recovery from
Speaker 4: the surgery because I don't know if you're familiar with
Speaker 4: keyhole surgery, but they essentially pump a heap of gas
Speaker 4: into you so the stomach becomes huge, so they can
Speaker 4: look around with the camera lens and stuff, and so
Speaker 4: I'm going to be bloated for the next three days.
Speaker 4: I actually look pregnant.
Speaker 2: He actually does. Yeah, looks like it's a little it's
Speaker 2: two twins. What would they do with me?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: So forth, So this is not the plan for this episode.
Speaker 4: I had grand plans to do a bit of a
Speaker 4: you know, a saucy in gym Top five if you recall.
Speaker 2: That's on who That was the anal topic, right, that
Speaker 2: was well the night so the Wednesday that you had
Speaker 2: to get rushed to hospital, Jenna and I were at
Speaker 2: work because it was like six o'clock when we got
Speaker 2: the message, and we normally record at six thirty ish,
Speaker 2: and you just said I can't come in, so you
Speaker 2: to cancel not doctor Gavi, to cancel the anal doctor
Speaker 2: and not do the episode. It was like so sudden.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a guest locked in and everything, but hey,
Speaker 4: I'll bring that up in a couple of weeks. So
Speaker 4: we're just gonna have to We're just gonna have to
Speaker 4: roll with the punches for now. I'm it's very nice
Speaker 4: that you guys have managed to make this happen because
Speaker 4: I refused to miss my first ever podcast. The whole
Speaker 4: time I did not my cup of tea. Sorry, I
Speaker 4: never missed an episode, and I've never missed an episode
Speaker 4: of Is it just me both of you have? Yeah,
Speaker 4: we have reasons. I'm like, I refuse to miss a
Speaker 4: single episode, and you guys just went above and beyond.
Speaker 4: But in my bedroom. You've brought your home studio here,
Speaker 4: so it's happening.
Speaker 2: I'm very prepared. The show openers there and we want
Speaker 2: to close. I can close.
Speaker 4: I'm so impressed.
Speaker 1: I've got it all.
Speaker 2: And to be honest, I made sure we have some
Speaker 2: medium staples. That's there and I can in quick succession.
Speaker 2: Guy can fire?
Speaker 4: Can I push that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Go for Jenets. Now you know what, Mitt, you press
Speaker 2: the red button. Trust me, Now you'll know why I
Speaker 2: love doing it. Clean the poor thing. Pop a stitch?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to pop a stitch. My abdomen
Speaker 4: is in severe pain.
Speaker 2: I also brought this for the story Forgot I did Forget.
Speaker 4: Well, do you know what I'm currently on? Very hectic painkillers?
Speaker 4: Oh don't, no, not end don't. They didn't want to
Speaker 4: give me that in case I got constipated. Oh dear,
Speaker 4: But the painkillers I am on, they have been described
Speaker 4: to me as one step down from heroin. So I
Speaker 4: apologize if I'm not the most coherent version of myself
Speaker 4: this episode. I have been a little bit deranged recently.
Speaker 4: I've got two weeks off work out. I know mercury
Speaker 4: retrograde has really fucked us all over. Mercury is dead
Speaker 4: well and truly over. And whilst I was feeling a
Speaker 4: little bit unhinged, I made a phone call to our
Speaker 4: medical correspondent, doctor Gay.
Speaker 2: Oh we love doctor Gay.
Speaker 4: Yes, he's been on the show before and he's the
Speaker 4: only person I can think of eternity when I have
Speaker 4: medical questions. There was just something I was a little
Speaker 4: bit perplexed about when it came to my appendix removal.
Speaker 4: So this is the phone call. I recorded it on
Speaker 4: my phone. This is poor doctor Gay having to put
Speaker 4: up with my unhinged shit during this period when I'm
Speaker 4: drugged to the nines. All right, here is hello, cied
Speaker 4: doctor Gay. It's Mitchell.
Speaker 7: Hello.
Speaker 4: I'm so sorry to call you out of the blue
Speaker 4: during your personal time.
Speaker 6: That's okay.
Speaker 4: I just had one question about the surgery. I know
Speaker 4: you're a paramedic. I'm not sure if this is really
Speaker 4: your area, but I'm just really confused about something that
Speaker 4: happened to me during that surgery.
Speaker 8: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: So you know how the appendix is like in the abdomen, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and the keyhole surgery happens purely around the torso area. Yeah,
Speaker 4: could you from a medical point of view, explain to
Speaker 4: me why the fuck they shaved my pube. I'm stripped bear,
Speaker 4: doctor Gay, there's nothing left. I look like an eight
Speaker 4: year old boy. Why do they do that?
Speaker 8: Oh honey, that's not okay?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 2: Is that not normal?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 8: It is scared of procedure to shave the surrounding area.
Speaker 4: What do you mean the surrounding area. My gun doesn't
Speaker 4: droop that low.
Speaker 8: It's in case something happened and the keyhole, you know,
Speaker 8: the nick and arderie, or if at burst or something,
Speaker 8: then they'll have to like cut you open. So the
Speaker 8: problem is, you know, pegg gets in the wound and
Speaker 8: then they sew you up and can create abscesses and
Speaker 8: infections and all that kind of thing. So they just
Speaker 8: shave your hair prophylactically.
Speaker 4: Right, So it was a precaution. It wasn't just a
Speaker 4: rude hint like kill. This guy's an absolute bush pig.
Speaker 4: We're going to do him a favor.
Speaker 8: Well, how much of a bush pig were you?
Speaker 4: That's none of your business, doctor Gay. How long is
Speaker 4: it going to take to go back?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 8: You've never shaved it on before.
Speaker 4: Not completely gone like a man's gay. But I've never
Speaker 4: just gotten rid of all of it.
Speaker 8: No, I did it completely once ever again though the
Speaker 8: itching and burn.
Speaker 4: I'm here and I'm here in you. Uh huh, all right, well,
Speaker 4: thank you to Gay. I'll leave you to it, no worries.
Speaker 8: I'm glad you're feeling better.
Speaker 4: Thanks by bye.
Speaker 2: Oh my wow, God is good.
Speaker 4: I woke up from surgery and I was lying there
Speaker 4: for a few hours in absolute agony. And then after
Speaker 4: a few hours I went to the bathroom and obviously
Speaker 4: pulled them my pants and I went, huh, why do
Speaker 4: they Why did they interfere with that region, all of it.
Speaker 4: It's all gone even.
Speaker 2: Like around it, so they've seen your place or your penis.
Speaker 4: They must have. Oh my god, that's a breach of safely,
Speaker 4: I was knocked out. That's why I needed to ask
Speaker 4: doctor Gay, is that a breach of privacy or is
Speaker 4: it normal? Apparently he said it's a precaution.
Speaker 2: There could be a fan. You're very well known in
Speaker 2: the Concourde West area. Imagine waking up from one hour
Speaker 2: in surgery and then you're slowly coming to and you
Speaker 2: hear Mitchell, wake up now. I loved your TikTok ads
Speaker 2: for Airbit Chatfield don't make me laugh. Oh God, Jenny,
Speaker 2: you also had a ship week, right, that's what you
Speaker 2: guys said. I'll talk about Jenny ship week as well.
Speaker 6: Well.
Speaker 2: She hasn't been cut open. I've been cut Oh dear.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 9: Well, hos Some of you may know, Facebook has decided
Speaker 9: to ban all news from its platform, and I work
Speaker 9: primarily online on Facebook for a radio station WSFM.
Speaker 4: But it makes no sense because I just use Facebook
Speaker 4: as my news source. Like I feel like during coronavirus,
Speaker 4: in particular, if it wasn't in my news feed, I
Speaker 4: didn't know what was happening, I wouldn't have known to
Speaker 4: wear a mask if not for Facebook.
Speaker 2: I completely agree. Yeah, it seems like a weird I
Speaker 2: don't get it on you too. It's like very in
Speaker 2: your realm, it's not for me. Is Facebook in the
Speaker 2: wrong or the government in the wrong.
Speaker 9: I think that the government's in the wrong for well
Speaker 9: from my perspective, it's different for others. But I feel
Speaker 9: like the government is demanding money from Facebook because they're
Speaker 9: not giving any in return for news.
Speaker 2: But isn't it just like Cole's saying to Kara Milk,
Speaker 2: we want you to pay us to stock your chocolate.
Speaker 4: Essentially, it's ridiculous. So I obviously was in a hospital
Speaker 4: bed as all of this was going down, and I'm
Speaker 4: very much I'm in the same boat as Jenna. I'm
Speaker 4: very heavily involved in the digital media world, and I
Speaker 4: was so relieved to be in hospital because I was like,
Speaker 4: what a shift. I think about it. But is it
Speaker 4: true that your Facebook page, the one that you're that
Speaker 4: you're the manager for, got deleted?
Speaker 3: Yes, that is true.
Speaker 2: So let me just Johnson and Amanda.
Speaker 4: Yes, Amanda.
Speaker 9: So when I first started at Jones and Amanda, it
Speaker 9: had about sixty thousand likes. Right now, well not now
Speaker 9: because it's been deleted. Before the band it reached two
Speaker 9: hundred and forty four thousand followers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is very good work, Jenn, so very good
Speaker 2: social media.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 9: So I spent hours upon hours curating that. Yes, and
Speaker 9: then all of a sudden, Mayham It's gone. Mitchell's in
Speaker 9: hospital getting is appendix out. I'm jealous of that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm high as fuck. I couldn't care.
Speaker 2: I had a great week.
Speaker 9: Sorry, I left. I left early in tears. I never
Speaker 9: leave work early.
Speaker 4: It made you cry. Cry.
Speaker 9: It made me sob on the way home, and wow,
Speaker 9: I was sobbing on my lounge.
Speaker 5: Chin.
Speaker 2: Last time you subbed was when you had to build
Speaker 2: the Great Walls and handedly.
Speaker 4: Exactly, especially because Jonesy and Amanda their audience is like
Speaker 4: forty plus. So it's not like you can say, oh, well,
Speaker 4: we've got Instagram like your oh demographically on Facebook, they're
Speaker 4: those like Facebook marketplace mums.
Speaker 9: Yeah yep, Neil, Neil, I know, yeah I read that.
Speaker 2: Sorry to go on attend you a marketplace. But I
Speaker 2: was fighting for a pop plant for our house and
Speaker 2: someone said, oh no, and I was like, oh no, what, no,
Speaker 2: I have it? You haven't won?
Speaker 3: Oh no?
Speaker 2: And everyone started going, oh no, they're going, what has
Speaker 2: the pop plant beings broken? It's oh it's ordinistoffer. Oh no,
Speaker 2: oh no, what's happened? Is anything right with the pop plant?
Speaker 2: I want to pick it up in five doctor today.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh no, it wasn't getting the lingo. But
Speaker 2: yeah they've got Facebook or the Daily Telegraph or Alan
Speaker 2: Jones to get their news from. Yes, yes, the Facebook
Speaker 2: page far right, but it's gonna come back. It's like
Speaker 2: you know that Avengers movie when they all die suddenly
Speaker 2: and then they all come to Everyone's like they're dead,
Speaker 2: but they do come back.
Speaker 4: All right, Well, let's all raise a glass to the
Speaker 4: end of Mercury in retrograde. I think that that. I
Speaker 4: think that's what a single handedly screwed. It's all over.
Speaker 2: Cheers, cheers.
Speaker 4: Oh I can't get up. Sorry, cheers.
Speaker 2: I can't move either. I've got an overactive thigproids. All right,
Speaker 2: Well around for me.
Speaker 4: Later on, we're going to be doing Jenny's Junk, one
Speaker 4: of my favorite segments.
Speaker 2: It's also excuse you if there's any editing issues, because
Speaker 2: I'm editing the podcast this week. I am putting the
Speaker 2: sound effects and I'm going to be cutting. So if
Speaker 2: there's any ready to start, who.
Speaker 4: Wants to do their first? Is it just me? Of
Speaker 4: the week?
Speaker 2: I'll go first. You've done a lot of talking, is this?
Speaker 2: And is it just me?
Speaker 5: Or?
Speaker 2: As we apply call them everyone something we've noticed, something
Speaker 2: we hate or appreciate. I will go first this week.
Speaker 2: Let's go Is it just me? Was my family the
Speaker 2: only family to have a designated SPU bowl.
Speaker 4: Designated spu bowl like a vomit bowl at home?
Speaker 2: At home under the under the laundry sink.
Speaker 1: Yes, we had that too, a spu bowl.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was like an orange orange yellow.
Speaker 2: It was like a tupperware bowl.
Speaker 3: And every time I saw it I felt sick.
Speaker 2: I felt visibly sick, and I had like the white
Speaker 2: frayed plastic like it was.
Speaker 3: You know, it's under the sea, under the sink and
Speaker 3: al under.
Speaker 2: The sink in the laundry. Mitch, this is the thing. Now,
Speaker 2: this isn't my original thought. I have seen it online
Speaker 2: people saying did your family have a spuw bowl? It's
Speaker 2: apparently it's a very ossy thing. If you see all
Speaker 2: the tweets, Like, we all have lived the same lives,
Speaker 2: haven't we Apparently an aussy spue bowl which Jenna and
Speaker 2: I have not discussed this before today. We have both
Speaker 2: had the same SPUW bowl. It's like an orange thick
Speaker 2: plastic you know, kids kids sort of like utensils, like
Speaker 2: an ike. You get like a kid's carp but they're
Speaker 2: all different colors. But they're that randomly thick, unbreakable plastic
Speaker 2: you get forks and spoons and knives. It's like a
Speaker 2: key your cutlery.
Speaker 4: Yeah, for some reason, I'm feeling very no salgic. I'm
Speaker 4: not sure if we have one or not. Is my mother?
Speaker 2: Here's Jane, Jane.
Speaker 4: I'm not actually sure if she's let me or not
Speaker 4: let me. This is the perks of us not being
Speaker 4: in the studio.
Speaker 2: Jane's here to look after her ailing sad after his poor, debilitating. Sorry,
Speaker 2: every time I look at I think of Neil Patrick
Speaker 2: Harris an episode one of It's a scene. It's truly awful.
Speaker 2: Don't make that, sorry, But he's just so frail. Is
Speaker 2: she gone?
Speaker 4: She must have gone to get us lunch.
Speaker 2: She's gone.
Speaker 4: This is her number now.
Speaker 2: Because we're at the at home studio, guys, we can
Speaker 2: do everything we would do in the main studio.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm very impressed with this setup.
Speaker 2: It's very good. I'm not going to read a number one.
Speaker 4: Yeah, please don't.
Speaker 2: So, Jenna, explain where your spuball was, then I'll explain mine.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 4: So how big is this bowld? Because my spews weren't
Speaker 4: exactly like you know, a bit of punch.
Speaker 2: That is it? This is it? Everyone had this bubol,
Speaker 2: give or take a couple.
Speaker 3: Of Mine was yellow orange.
Speaker 2: Mine was orange. But I think we went through a
Speaker 2: few iterations. But the fucked part of this was we
Speaker 2: also used it for like chips.
Speaker 4: It was us that is so wrong.
Speaker 2: We'd have a pool party and Mum would put, you know,
Speaker 2: like a mixed bag of natural confectionery co in there.
Speaker 4: So wrong.
Speaker 2: Let's ring Jane and see if you guys had a
Speaker 2: speak live at the at Home studio. It's Jane. CON's
Speaker 2: working quite well, isn't it seamless? No edit? There it's hot?
Speaker 2: Sorry hot, Hello, hi Jane, it's all of us. Who
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 2: Mitch, Mitch and Jenna?
Speaker 11: Oh hi, hey, going.
Speaker 2: Good, Thank you. Mitch wants to ask you something.
Speaker 4: We were just yelling out to you. We thought you
Speaker 4: might have been out in the kitchen sill. Where are you.
Speaker 11: In that shop you took me to yesterday?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, yeah, this beautiful homewhere saw and abbits. But
Speaker 4: it's life. It's so nice, beautiful, So Jane. Mitch was
Speaker 4: actually wondering is it just me? This week? Was do
Speaker 4: you have a designated spew bucket? Did we have one?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 11: We didn't. Actually it was just whatever ice cream container
Speaker 11: I had lying around the house.
Speaker 2: Ice cream cans to see.
Speaker 11: We used the container.
Speaker 2: And it was neapolitana, wasn't it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, And then you could ditch it after the event.
Speaker 2: You could check it out.
Speaker 3: See.
Speaker 2: We used that as like the communal magpie bath, Like
Speaker 2: Mum would fill it up with water and the magpies
Speaker 2: and dip into it out the front of the local
Speaker 2: dogs and cats. But we had like a jam you know,
Speaker 2: the orange tup aware like you know how mums went
Speaker 2: to tupware parties in the mid thousands.
Speaker 3: Yellow orange.
Speaker 2: I had a lot of yellow, see, so you know
Speaker 2: what we're talking about.
Speaker 11: Right, I do exactly.
Speaker 2: See. That was our designated spue bowl, and it was
Speaker 2: under the laundry sink. And you know, we'd go to
Speaker 2: sushi one night, and in the early thousands it was
Speaker 2: early sushi like we hadn't it wasn't good quality. So
Speaker 2: then i'd come home with it Mum, I'm gotta be sick,
Speaker 2: and she'd run and get the spuw bowl and a
Speaker 2: beach towel and she'd wrap it on my legs and
Speaker 2: I'd just spew into into this orange tup of air,
Speaker 2: and then she'd wash it with some domestos and back
Speaker 2: under the sink.
Speaker 11: Oh that's so funny. Now I got rid of the
Speaker 11: ice and buckets are quite like the idea when it
Speaker 11: was over and done with, that left the scene, left
Speaker 11: the house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's very smart to any memories to mind when
Speaker 4: you think about Mitchell's sick days.
Speaker 11: Well, the food poisoning one was a bit of a horror,
Speaker 11: wasn't it.
Speaker 4: Really? We had Christmas leftovers, maybe like on the second
Speaker 4: of January.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's push that's.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pushing it. And I was in hospital for
Speaker 4: quite some time, wasn't it, Jane.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you and Nichol and up in hospital because it
Speaker 11: was coming out both ends. I didn't sleep for two
Speaker 11: nights because I was just changing sheets and had towels
Speaker 11: all over the bed and sofa. Couldn't make it to
Speaker 11: the toilet or the buckets.
Speaker 4: Oh no, the projectiles sitting.
Speaker 11: At the same time.
Speaker 4: Exactly, and now here I am constipated. So you get
Speaker 4: both there, you were exactly mean, we.
Speaker 2: Don't have enough ice cream tubs, corn ambulance. He's got
Speaker 2: one near his mouth. Oh, Jane, I'll thank you for
Speaker 2: the contribution. We'll see you when you get back here.
Speaker 11: Okay, So you think I.
Speaker 2: She's great talent, isn't she?
Speaker 9: I know?
Speaker 2: Far around it? Was also used for food. I didn't
Speaker 2: point that out, didn't I. I think that's fair terrific anyway,
Speaker 2: what's your Jimmy Ready?
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Bath Bomb's just no good?
Speaker 10: Ah?
Speaker 3: Absolutely agree.
Speaker 2: If you hadn't asked me a year ago, I would
Speaker 2: have been no, we love a bath bomb, but I'm
Speaker 2: fully over them.
Speaker 4: I just don't get it. And I felt bad because
Speaker 4: I was obviously documenting me being in hospital recently with
Speaker 4: the whole appendix surgery and all that, and this beautiful girl, Courtney,
Speaker 4: who runs her own company. I'll give her a plug
Speaker 4: because I love small business, the Pampa Hamper. She runs
Speaker 4: the Sydney based business, and she offered to send me
Speaker 4: a little care package for my recovery from this surgery.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, that's beautiful. And I was looking at
Speaker 4: what's involved. Bath bombs, candles, gift packs, cardiffuses, blah blah blah,
Speaker 4: and I was like, that's all sounds wonderful except for
Speaker 4: the bath bomb bit. I can't with the bath bombs. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I've still got a whole box in my bathroom here
Speaker 4: of bath bombs that I got stuck with from Secret
Speaker 4: Santa in twenty nineteen. Oh And I tried them and
Speaker 4: I was like, I just don't get it. I wish
Speaker 4: I got it, I just don't.
Speaker 2: They also lose their bombinus after a while, Like there's
Speaker 2: a good six month window when they're perfect and ripe.
Speaker 2: It's like a mango, like you put it in and
Speaker 2: it's sort of fizzes and it works. But you get
Speaker 2: an old one that just crumbles and melts away. Oh,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that they could definitely be used by
Speaker 2: a date. Now they're so boring.
Speaker 9: I've never even tried it.
Speaker 3: I never had a bath, but I'm not interested.
Speaker 2: The worst ones are the ones that have glitter in them.
Speaker 2: The whole point of having a bath is to clean yourself.
Speaker 2: Then you get out looking like you've just been to Martigras.
Speaker 4: That's the thing. What actually is the point of it?
Speaker 4: Is it supposed to smell nice? Is it supposed to
Speaker 4: does it have skin benefits? I don't get it.
Speaker 2: No, you know what, I think bath bombs have gone
Speaker 2: the root of things that were originally like to help
Speaker 2: and to make the water clear and to make the
Speaker 2: water have you know, essential oils and whatnot. And then
Speaker 2: the gaze have gotten their hands on them, and they're like,
Speaker 2: let's add jelly bellies in them.
Speaker 4: You don't realize.
Speaker 2: My sister said to me last week, she said, I've
Speaker 2: ordered six bath bombs that have real four carrot gold
Speaker 2: rings in them.
Speaker 4: What's the point. I'd sit on it and it'd be
Speaker 4: stuck in me, it'll go around my old penis, It'll
Speaker 4: get caught.
Speaker 2: She honestly bought. Oh god, I'm like, cause you're bring
Speaker 2: her now that we have the capabilities. But she bought
Speaker 2: bath bombs. But it's like that you know the service
Speaker 2: station gem rocks that you could chip open. You go
Speaker 2: to a servo and there's rocks and there's like one
Speaker 2: in ten chance of getting a real gold dinosaur egg.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like those bath bombs one in a million
Speaker 2: have a diamond ring in there. So she's like, I
Speaker 2: bought six so I can get the ring. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you need.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want to get the ring.
Speaker 2: I said, I'd sit on it.
Speaker 4: They're just always disappointing, right, Yeah. I do you know
Speaker 4: that brand Tilly Soaps? Yes, So they have a scent
Speaker 4: of candle called Pink Light Gy and I love the
Speaker 4: Tilly soaps Pink lightchi candle, but apparently so does everyone
Speaker 4: else in the world. I cannot get a hold of it.
Speaker 4: They're just sold out. But what I could find was
Speaker 4: pink lighty bath bombs, and I'm like, surely if it's
Speaker 4: the same brand and the same scent, it's going to
Speaker 4: be somewhat satisfying. Yeah, of course, absolutely not the pink
Speaker 4: lighty bath bomb, which was the most disappointing thing that
Speaker 4: has ever happened to it. It was so bland and
Speaker 4: so nothing and unfulfilling, and I'm like, what is the
Speaker 4: point of them? They don't smell nice that it feel nice.
Speaker 4: They don't look nice. If you get a yellow bath mom,
Speaker 4: it looks like you're pissed everywhere and you're just stewing
Speaker 4: in your own urine.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I've had a brown skew one before, and I thought,
Speaker 2: is that me? Or is that the bath bomb? Or
Speaker 2: I've had like a I remember I got like a
Speaker 2: herbal one that was like bath bombs, they're killing the planet.
Speaker 2: So it was a Hessian sack that was like lace
Speaker 2: with lavender beads and cardamom pods. I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 2: a fucking chied tea. Like it was brewing me in
Speaker 2: the bath, and it was not fun. I didn't enjoy it.
Speaker 2: You know what I miss, well, you know what I love.
Speaker 2: The best bath inventions ever were these bath beads. Remember
Speaker 2: bath beads, bath beads. Did you growue with bath beeatsy?
Speaker 4: No, I've never seen a bath beat in my life.
Speaker 2: So they're little jellies. They're tiny, they're the size of
Speaker 2: a five cent piece, but they're filled with really really
Speaker 2: concentrated like bubble bath, and they're really squishy, and they
Speaker 2: all have like a tail or, a high point that
Speaker 2: you twist like there's a pig or there's a strawberry
Speaker 2: or there's a whale, and the tail and the nose
Speaker 2: and the little leaf on the strawberry you'd twist off
Speaker 2: and you'd throw it into the bath and it would disintegrate.
Speaker 2: It was like jelly, and there was so much fun.
Speaker 3: Your how are you supposed to use them?
Speaker 9: Because I used to just play with them.
Speaker 2: No, wonder you've never had a bubble bath because your
Speaker 2: mum's been buying it for you for years.
Speaker 4: She thinks you'll love it, and so weird to me.
Speaker 2: They're little characters, yeah, little dolphins and duckies.
Speaker 4: And you're supposed to snap its limb off and watch
Speaker 4: it perish before your eyes.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a small little kid and you snap her
Speaker 2: head off and you put it in.
Speaker 9: Or you can just put it in your bath and
Speaker 9: watch it or.
Speaker 1: Play with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as they slowly melt away and die in your hands,
Speaker 2: No wonder, Jenna love them because this little duck would
Speaker 2: slowly die. Watched it?
Speaker 4: Six bitch.
Speaker 2: You're listening to Is It Just Me?
Speaker 9: A podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 4: And if you want to follow us online at couple
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Speaker 4: you get booted off Facebook, you can find our Facebook group.
Speaker 4: It is still alive and kicking. It's called Endurant Idiot.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't tell you guys, but I deleted Facebook,
Speaker 2: did you? So it's gone. I used to have it
Speaker 2: down the bottom and now it's it's gone.
Speaker 4: As in, you deleted the app or you deleted your account.
Speaker 2: The app, not the account only because I need Facebook Messenger.
Speaker 2: But I just think if I can like detach myself
Speaker 2: from being obsessed with the app, I wake up every
Speaker 2: morning and I check it. I think that's a baby step,
Speaker 2: but I still need a messenger.
Speaker 4: But here I am telling everyone to go join our
Speaker 4: Facebook group. Am I going to be the only one
Speaker 4: trying to keep it afloat?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 4: If you're not in the group.
Speaker 2: I said this to Hey, and I'm working keeps them
Speaker 2: wanting more. It's that celebrity factor. It's like, we can't
Speaker 2: get hold of Mitchell.
Speaker 4: You are so fully you cross my mind.
Speaker 2: But that's not the real point. That's the real point.
Speaker 4: I give it a week. I give it a week.
Speaker 4: You'll be back in the Endurance Idiot's groom after.
Speaker 2: A week five days, I can hold out. Well's already
Speaker 2: been two. So as I go to search our podcast
Speaker 2: is It Just Me? We can go and subscribe. I
Speaker 2: also notice there's been an influx of is It just
Speaker 2: Me podcasts appearing on the feed.
Speaker 12: Oh. I know.
Speaker 4: When you search is It Just Me on any podcast app,
Speaker 4: we are one of many that come up.
Speaker 2: It used to be one of five. So when we
Speaker 2: first did this podcast, it would have been the first
Speaker 2: couple of episodes.
Speaker 4: Think it was episode four.
Speaker 2: It wasn't brutal. We were very nice and we did say,
Speaker 2: please give them a five star review, but do mention
Speaker 2: us in the review. Don't don't slander these people because
Speaker 2: they're making the live in the try and their hardest
Speaker 2: to be creative. However, we did tell you to go
Speaker 2: on listen and we played some audio grabs. There are
Speaker 2: now I think there has to be over a dozen
Speaker 2: is It Just Me? Podcasts?
Speaker 10: Me?
Speaker 2: Look, this is it just me? The Is It Just Me?
Speaker 9: Show?
Speaker 2: Is it just met?
Speaker 4: I don't recognize half of them?
Speaker 2: No, No, is it just me? The motocross show? What
Speaker 2: is it just me? Or is Diesel better than petrolu?
Speaker 2: Shut haup, No one gives.
Speaker 4: Well, let's bring that segment back. We're going to listen
Speaker 4: to all the other is it just means and compare
Speaker 4: to us, see which ones are superior? Yeah, next week,
Speaker 4: screw it, what have we got planned?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and let's take some reviews. So we have Summer Tea.
Speaker 2: She says, best podcast ever, Summer honestly the best podcast
Speaker 2: I've ever listened to. Usually I can only listen to
Speaker 2: three to five minutes of a part and make it's
Speaker 2: so bored, But not when it comes to a couple
Speaker 2: of inches, it's the highlight of my drive to work
Speaker 2: in the mornings. Oh, we're beating traditional media here. Thanks
Speaker 2: Summer puts me in such a good mood. Also, Jenna
Speaker 2: needs a raise, cry laugh comology. Thank you Summer. Oh
Speaker 2: I forgot to get the correct sound effect. Shit, well, Summer,
Speaker 2: we will send you out a price. It's all I've got.
Speaker 2: We also have rent and Underscore Pee. Absolutely love the podcast.
Speaker 2: Just started listening to it about two weeks ago. Been
Speaker 2: binging at work to drown out all the growth. Straight
Speaker 2: Man makes my days go by so much faster. I
Speaker 2: probably look like a lunatic laughing away in the corner.
Speaker 2: I've caught up to date. I don't know what I'm
Speaker 2: going to do with myself. Love you, Mitch, Mitch, and Jenna.
Speaker 4: Now, the rule is if you hear your review read
Speaker 4: out on the podcast, you've got one week to message
Speaker 4: us and we will send you a prize.
Speaker 2: Correct.
Speaker 4: We've got a big prize line up for the next
Speaker 4: couple of weeks. But for now, I'll just send you
Speaker 4: my bath bombs that I don't want because I was
Speaker 4: hoping that one of you would say, yeah, I love
Speaker 4: bath bombs and then I give them to you. But
Speaker 4: apparently you hate them too, So who wants me bath?
Speaker 2: I haven't found a bath that I fit in seven years.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking. When Hayden I went away to Banister's recently,
Speaker 2: I didn't fit in the bath. My ankles were bone
Speaker 2: dry after an hour soak. Anyway, have we got mugs
Speaker 2: to give away?
Speaker 6: Though?
Speaker 2: We have one mug left, one rag left. We've given
Speaker 2: the rest out. I've been good.
Speaker 4: It can be proactive.
Speaker 2: Now I'm doing the show, I'm getting mugs out there.
Speaker 4: I almost don't recognize you.
Speaker 2: Before we move on. I do want to do one thing, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: and I didn't want you to have this experience and
Speaker 2: think that no one cares for you. It's been a
Speaker 2: rough trot for you this week. It actually has been
Speaker 2: quite tough, right. It hasn't been fun.
Speaker 4: It's been It was a it really crept up on me.
Speaker 4: Was a very weird surprise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we weren't the only ones. General and I
Speaker 2: worried about you, and we just wanted you to know
Speaker 2: that our listeners love you, and they have compiled some
Speaker 2: messages for you, just to send some well wishes and
Speaker 2: some support. Really, now he might lash out because he's
Speaker 2: on severe painkillers and his stomach is severely blided as
Speaker 2: afore mentioned. But Mitchell, this is is it just me listeners,
Speaker 2: They've got a special message for you, so from all
Speaker 2: around the world, we've got this prepared. Take it away.
Speaker 2: Mitchell is awesome, big fan from USSR Wow, vicious, speedy,
Speaker 2: best vicious love. I forget my name for.
Speaker 9: Today's a day to begin.
Speaker 6: Hey, Mitchell, it's Callum sending you lots of love and
Speaker 6: we wishes. What else I got written down here I
Speaker 6: can reuse happy but no, but seriously, I hope you're
Speaker 6: feeling so much better. There are so many things that
Speaker 6: we couldn't do without you, and we love you so much.
Speaker 2: Hey Mitchell, doctor gay here, I hope you're feeling better.
Speaker 1: All the best for a speedy recovery.
Speaker 9: Okay, love you bye, It's today easy, Thank you, Welcome Daniel.
Speaker 2: Much more to ga yacooms.
Speaker 13: I understand that you are not quite well at the moment,
Speaker 13: and I want you to send my mish for your
Speaker 13: speedy recovery. Do not rush back to work. I am
Speaker 13: personally looking forward to hearing you again on the podcast
Speaker 13: when you are well enough. Rest well, Love you lot.
Speaker 4: Hey Mitchell, it's Candice here.
Speaker 14: Just wanting to send all my love and healing vibes
Speaker 14: to you.
Speaker 9: Love you A lots is produced.
Speaker 5: Well, Hey Mitchell, it's Liam. I really hope you're feeling
Speaker 5: better and if not, get well soon. I just wanted
Speaker 5: to sing a song I prepared for you, and I
Speaker 5: really hope it lives your spirits being bang bong sing.
Speaker 5: Thanks working, done you okay, beautiful.
Speaker 9: Thank you Paymage.
Speaker 4: I hope you're doing okay.
Speaker 2: I know you can get through this.
Speaker 4: You can get through anything. You are strong and you
Speaker 4: will be amazing sweetie.
Speaker 12: Hey, Coombs heard you going under the knife, so I
Speaker 12: just wanted to say my best wishes to you and
Speaker 12: hope you get better soon. I can't wait to hear
Speaker 12: you back on the podcast.
Speaker 11: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Cooms, all the best for today.
Speaker 7: Love your last favorite idiots as good as your kids.
Speaker 2: Also, I would love to offer dowry for produce genus
Speaker 2: just go out. I will pay because cow for that
Speaker 2: beautiful Voma fans in Russia, Well it's your boss, Kieran.
Speaker 10: I can't wait for you to be back on the podcast.
Speaker 10: I also can't wait for you be back in your
Speaker 10: actual job because I'm the one to sort out cover
Speaker 10: spend heaps of money, and I don't think you know
Speaker 10: the extreme lengths I have to go through to cover
Speaker 10: your ass at work.
Speaker 3: Enjoy your life.
Speaker 10: Listen to this podcast and cringe because you deserve it,
Speaker 10: because you screwed it all over.
Speaker 3: Oh, lovely word, it's lovely word.
Speaker 2: Wow, isn't that beautiful?
Speaker 3: Got a tear in my eye?
Speaker 2: Me too. It's actually that's your sweat.
Speaker 3: So yeah, same sorry cat.
Speaker 4: At one point I was convinced listening to that that
Speaker 4: I had a terminal illness. I was like, I'm a fine. Everyone,
Speaker 4: calm down. I don't know, I'm not dying.
Speaker 2: As I was making that, I'm like, funk, what if
Speaker 2: he gets cancer? What am I going to do? I
Speaker 2: wanta have to bring everyone in?
Speaker 4: Wow? Is that you trying to make up for the
Speaker 4: fact that you forgot my Christmas and birthday presents on
Speaker 4: the on the podcast?
Speaker 2: No, not at all, not at all. But we can
Speaker 2: stop talking about that now that I've done that.
Speaker 4: Well, that's very sweet. Thank you everyone. Everyone was kind
Speaker 4: of talking about like, oh, I can't wait to hear
Speaker 4: you back on the podcast, as though it was assumed
Speaker 4: that I would have an absence. No, oh, I'm here
Speaker 4: a bit. I'm here.
Speaker 2: I half those people. It was so hard to get
Speaker 2: them too. You don't what I had to do to
Speaker 2: get those messages. Yeah, what I had to go live
Speaker 2: at one am and injuring idiots and hi everyone. Mitchell
Speaker 2: was asleep because he's just had surgery. He can't see this.
Speaker 2: I even messaged you on message out to be like, hey,
Speaker 2: I was sending you a lot of messages making sure
Speaker 2: you're okay. Yeah, but I did send quite a few
Speaker 2: in fast succession to make sure that you were out
Speaker 2: of it. Because then I went instantly live and there
Speaker 2: was maybe the amount of messages you just heard with
Speaker 2: the amount of people in the live send me always messages,
Speaker 2: and then we got it. I was going to kick
Speaker 2: you out, but then I know you that you'd know.
Speaker 4: How did you get one? From Kier and my boss?
Speaker 2: I approached him and made it happen. Everyone's messages are
Speaker 2: very long. Sorry if you've been edited out. People had jokes,
Speaker 2: but I've had to cut them to fit Mitch's favorite song.
Speaker 2: Should I twain that is today's day? We have listened
Speaker 2: in the USSR. Isn't that ridiculous? Also?
Speaker 4: And I think his name was well That was very sweet. Everyone,
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. But hey, I'm not going anywhere.
Speaker 4: I'm still going to do this podcast even if it
Speaker 4: means everyone having to come to my bed.
Speaker 2: Very true. We'll still do it. We love you all right.
Speaker 2: Ready for Jenna's junk.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's take a peek at Jenna's junk, shall we now.
Speaker 4: Jenna's junk is where all of our rubbish ideas go
Speaker 4: to live. Whenever Mitch and I are thinking what should
Speaker 4: I talk about on the podcast today? If ever we
Speaker 4: think nah, that's no good, that idea sucks, we put
Speaker 4: it in Jenner's junk and then she just brings it
Speaker 4: back to us. She fetches it like a little weasel.
Speaker 2: That's what I am, especially because this is only you know,
Speaker 2: episode three of the season three. So over the break,
Speaker 2: my note section was flooded with I gems potentially gems.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a lot of junk, to be honest,
Speaker 4: it's bursting at the scens. You're Jenna.
Speaker 2: I can smell it from here. Get that doctors Namber,
Speaker 2: you might have to trim her out to discuss. Stand
Speaker 2: you're ready to dive in, let's go. She goes already
Speaker 2: nice and quick.
Speaker 4: Here we go.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yep, this one.
Speaker 9: Is it just me or our childcare centers in the
Speaker 9: city way more pretentious.
Speaker 4: That's mine. I put that in there in the city.
Speaker 2: Is this just like a Sydney thing because you're from
Speaker 2: the country.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's mostly just the names of the childcare centers.
Speaker 4: I've noticed driving around my local area that they've got
Speaker 4: really snobby names, like they're trying to be something that
Speaker 4: they're not, like what like to be me Early Learning Center,
Speaker 4: or down the road there's Raising Stars Learning Center, or
Speaker 4: just a block from that you've got Guardian Childcare. They
Speaker 4: all sound very grand and proper, whereas back home you've
Speaker 4: got the Learning Ladder, cheeky cherubs. They've just got the
Speaker 4: most like juvenile names, whereas in the city they try
Speaker 4: and make it sound like it's something it's not.
Speaker 2: My little sister is a childcare educator, that's what she does,
Speaker 2: and her facility is called Poppies, which is nice, but
Speaker 2: I mean that's quite standard Poppies. And then they've got
Speaker 2: Poppies Cater two, Poppies Cater three. They've got different franchises
Speaker 2: inside Poppies. But I agree with you, I know, you
Speaker 2: mean little cherubs, no grub up, smiling daisies, don't make
Speaker 2: me laugh. Sorry, I agree with you that all right?
Speaker 2: Don't back.
Speaker 3: Oh god, he's bad. Oh yep?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 9: Is it just me or did we all miss the
Speaker 9: fifty plus sunscreen memo?
Speaker 2: Definitely me. I thought thirty plus was the cap for
Speaker 2: so long. What really growing up we never had anything
Speaker 2: more than thirty plus.
Speaker 4: I don't really know what the plus means. What does
Speaker 4: that mean?
Speaker 2: Well, it's PFSPF, it's like the UV protection. But growing
Speaker 2: up we had fifteen. I think that was like eight.
Speaker 2: You had oil to tear yourself which had nothing in it.
Speaker 2: That was like rubbing yourself in canola. Then you had eight,
Speaker 2: and then fifteen, and then thirty and thirty was thirty
Speaker 2: plus was you're gonna be in the sun all day,
Speaker 2: having a beach day. Kids put on the thirty plus
Speaker 2: and then it wasn't until no joke. I mean, I'm
Speaker 2: a beach guy. Look at me, Jesus Christ. People go
Speaker 2: awaill watching when I'm Simmon. And I was literally at
Speaker 2: Banisters on our weekend away in the break with Hayden,
Speaker 2: and we had to get sunscreen and they.
Speaker 4: Had eighty plus eighty eighty.
Speaker 2: I was like, where were the scientists hiding this?
Speaker 4: They've got eighty these days, do they?
Speaker 8: I know?
Speaker 9: Thirty fifty plus thing is pretty recent within like, but.
Speaker 2: Is it a new development? They discovered how to add
Speaker 2: more in eighty plus. It's ridiculous, but that should have
Speaker 2: been on the news. There should have been a press release.
Speaker 4: That's true.
Speaker 2: Actually we have found eighty plats.
Speaker 4: Don't you think how high can it go?
Speaker 2: That's exactly right. There'll be one hundred plus in ten years.
Speaker 9: Because I mean, you know how I feel about skin safety,
Speaker 9: like sun safety and all that RUSS shirts.
Speaker 2: Of course, yes, yes, not happening in merch March. Yeah,
Speaker 2: which is happening very well, Well it could.
Speaker 9: Be coming in who knows anyway. Yeah, I totally agree.
Speaker 9: I never heard about it nowhere.
Speaker 2: That's probably quite an educational li Mo, my behalf, I
Speaker 2: can we go what else we got?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: This is dumb?
Speaker 9: Is it just me?
Speaker 6: Or?
Speaker 9: Should like seats be more comfortable by now?
Speaker 2: Oh that's another one from me?
Speaker 4: Ah, they can you can add padding and.
Speaker 2: Stuff that we've progressed past. The pterodactyl big bike seats
Speaker 2: yea like a half triangle. They look quite like a dick.
Speaker 2: They've got the two little balls and then they got
Speaker 2: into a point. Bike seats should be more comfortable cores.
Speaker 4: So sorry, but how often do you go by riding?
Speaker 2: These are all from personal experiences. Again on my holiday
Speaker 2: just went on with Hayden and it almost went up me.
Speaker 2: My cheeks folded over it like sour dough bread rising
Speaker 2: in the oven. It just folded down. It was horrific.
Speaker 2: And surely we have got to a point where we
Speaker 2: can put a desk chair like I'm sitting on now
Speaker 2: on a bike seat. Why do they have to.
Speaker 4: Be petite because you have to pedal. I don't know
Speaker 4: if your legs would be able to have that same
Speaker 4: I've got a wide gate. No, but you can't stretch
Speaker 4: your legs out to the same extent if you're on
Speaker 4: a desk chair.
Speaker 2: Correct. But in saying that, make them circular, make them
Speaker 2: around padder cake, you know, or add some padding. I
Speaker 2: don't want to have to buy the extra padding from
Speaker 2: a cycle store. Make them more comfortable. And they're always
Speaker 2: like such intense chemical grade rubber, but they're never soft.
Speaker 4: It's always so firm, like a perspects pull.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pushes the poo back up. Yeah, it's awful anyway,
Speaker 2: that's my age McGain. Sorry she's diving back in. Okay,
Speaker 2: just quick straight them stop for them?
Speaker 9: Is it just me? Oh? Have you never been to
Speaker 9: a Bunning sausage sizle?
Speaker 4: Never in my life?
Speaker 2: That's just you.
Speaker 4: I've never been. I've heard that they're quite good. Everyone
Speaker 4: raves about the Bunning sausage Sizzle. There's always boomer memes
Speaker 4: on Facebook being like when you go to Bunnings just
Speaker 4: for the sausage now, and I'm like, I've never had
Speaker 4: a Bunny Well, the.
Speaker 9: Thing is right, I make those memes and I've never been.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been?
Speaker 2: Have you never been?
Speaker 4: Never?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: And make no mistake, I'm quite partial to a sausage
Speaker 4: sizzle the best of times, but I've never been to
Speaker 4: a Bunnings one. Apparently they stand out from the rest.
Speaker 2: You know what, I just had a brain wave. You know,
Speaker 2: the Bunning sausage sizzles aren't run by Bunnings. They just
Speaker 2: higher out the space. You pay a certain fee to
Speaker 2: go there, and you raise money for whatever you're raising
Speaker 2: money for. We could do an Egeen Bunning sausage Sizzle.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, let's do it, and your first sausagechizzle
Speaker 2: could be one that you're putting on yourself. We could
Speaker 2: play the show in the background like we're a local
Speaker 2: radio station.
Speaker 4: I wonder what the jen groundskeep agenda, the prigle. How
Speaker 4: much does it cost to hire out a Bunning sausage
Speaker 4: for the day. I'm going to We're going to be
Speaker 4: the good cause. Oh you're going to call, I'm.
Speaker 2: Going to call.
Speaker 4: Oh my local one is in Ashfield?
Speaker 2: All right, calling now?
Speaker 3: This is brilliant.
Speaker 4: I feel bad because most of most Bunning soft sizzles
Speaker 4: are probably for a good cause breast cancer, the Lions Club.
Speaker 4: And we're like our podcast.
Speaker 2: Local Boy Scouts. We can be Hey, maname's meach. Quick question.
Speaker 2: I just want to know if we wanted to put
Speaker 2: on a local sausages out the front for charity or ye?
Speaker 2: Is that is that something we can organize through you?
Speaker 2: Is there a price associated?
Speaker 7: So you just actually sent her an email requesting obviously
Speaker 7: with our information, and we'll get back to you so
Speaker 7: I can give you the email.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be great. That's cool. So I'm just recording
Speaker 2: a podcast right now, just letting you know, just so
Speaker 2: you don't think, oh my god, what's going on?
Speaker 7: Okay, No, it's good.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 7: So the email when you're ready is carrying. But yeah
Speaker 7: at Bunnings dot com dot are you awesome?
Speaker 2: And is there do you know if there's a fee
Speaker 2: involved on the top of your head or that.
Speaker 7: I don't think so I'm not sure, but like I've
Speaker 7: never heard about there is one?
Speaker 2: And are you doing them in covid at the moment
Speaker 2: or no?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 7: One on today?
Speaker 2: Actually, oh my god, how great? Okay cool? And so
Speaker 2: we do a podcast right and we were thinking. One
Speaker 2: of my co host is like, I've never been to
Speaker 2: a Bunning's Sausage Sizzle, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: let's do our podcast live from a bunning Sausage Sizzle.
Speaker 7: My god, that would be the best thing ever.
Speaker 2: It be the coolest thing in the world. That would
Speaker 2: All right, we're going to do it at your franchise
Speaker 2: and we'll get you one. You can come on the show.
Speaker 2: We can have a great day. My name is Mitch,
Speaker 2: and we'll make it happen.
Speaker 7: Okay, well, talking talking to you, Thank you so much.
Speaker 9: All right, bye, thank you, it's happening.
Speaker 2: It's happening.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's that easy.
Speaker 2: Is that easy. So we'll just say you've got the email.
Speaker 3: Producer just sent it through.
Speaker 2: Great. Great, she was so keen and very happy.
Speaker 4: We need to get one of those wacky inflatable arm
Speaker 4: flailing tube men.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh my god, this is gonna be a whole thing.
Speaker 2: This is a story arc. Okay, we need to if
Speaker 2: anyone's listening, and they because we have a wide range
Speaker 2: of listeners. Awesome from Russia. If you have a flailing
Speaker 2: arm machine, or if you've got a smoke machine or anything,
Speaker 2: you can donate to us for the day for our bunnings,
Speaker 2: a marquee, some flags.
Speaker 4: I mean, let's start with the basics. A barbecue. I'm
Speaker 4: sure that'd be included. Did you ask, Yeah, she said.
Speaker 4: We'll send an email and it's free. All you do
Speaker 4: is you book it in advance and the money you
Speaker 4: make goes to a charity. So we might have to
Speaker 4: choose a charity to. We might have to choose that
Speaker 4: my phone's connected. Sorry, guys, Oh, we might have to
Speaker 4: choose a charity to donate to. But we can cross
Speaker 4: that bridge and we get to it. Maybe bloated fags
Speaker 4: for appendix.
Speaker 3: Don't make me laugh.
Speaker 2: Boys who are shaved without their will. I'm consenting shaved
Speaker 2: dig boys. That's a beautiful journey.
Speaker 3: Oh that's a nice one. I think we'll go with that.
Speaker 4: Do you want to bit of tea?
Speaker 2: Am I?
Speaker 4: They've shaved pretty much everything except for just like one
Speaker 4: mo just kind of above land. And you know how
Speaker 4: I feel about mods, like literally like it's like a
Speaker 4: massage width that's how much?
Speaker 2: Is it long?
Speaker 12: Like?
Speaker 2: Is it the normal? Pu length? Is like a waterfall
Speaker 2: falling down like a trestle?
Speaker 4: How long are yours?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: But they can get a right, she's jumping back in.
Speaker 9: Okay, there we go. There's so many bad ones to
Speaker 9: choose from.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 9: Or is baby corn farmed purely for tie dishes?
Speaker 2: That's a me one? Answer me this. When was the
Speaker 2: last time you had a baby corn outside of a tyben?
Speaker 4: Answer me?
Speaker 3: You've got a point. I don't know, have you a Mitchell?
Speaker 4: Not that I can recall.
Speaker 2: You don't get them at Aussie restaurants. You don't get
Speaker 2: me cafes. They're always in a bad seu.
Speaker 4: What do you mean? A baby all those tiny little things.
Speaker 2: The baby corn, and they always and soggy.
Speaker 4: No, that's not fair They're also at Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 2: Okay, at Asian Asian cuisines.
Speaker 4: That's it, that's true.
Speaker 2: Where else do you use them?
Speaker 4: I feel like Jane might throw them in her surfries occasionally,
Speaker 4: but it's probably a starte chicken, which is what.
Speaker 2: Now Asian yep. I think you buy them in a can.
Speaker 2: I don't think they don't. Think they're like in the
Speaker 2: fresh producer.
Speaker 9: I've never seen.
Speaker 4: I've never picked one.
Speaker 2: No, I picked a baby corn.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I used to pick carrots and beats at my Alma's
Speaker 2: house when we were young. Growing up. She had a yurt.
Speaker 2: She lived in Alma's Alma Alma my grandmother. She's Dutch. Oh,
Speaker 2: should we call her?
Speaker 4: I mean, if you want, I'll call her.
Speaker 3: Can we?
Speaker 2: I con't believe I'm half Dutch? You know that?
Speaker 4: No, I didn't.
Speaker 2: My female breasts come from all that mars and pans
Speaker 2: stolen I've eaten as a child. Alma is Dutch and she.
Speaker 4: Is not the nan that we've called before.
Speaker 2: No, this is old on. My dad's mother Dutch. It's
Speaker 2: been single for forty five years. Her husband cheated on
Speaker 2: I left her. Now she's single.
Speaker 11: Well, hello me.
Speaker 7: She doy, Oh my, how.
Speaker 2: Are you beautiful? You're good?
Speaker 4: I'm okay, Yes, I.
Speaker 2: Have I caught you. You want to date? You want
Speaker 2: to date?
Speaker 11: Oh, you're talking about a man. No, I don't want
Speaker 11: to man.
Speaker 2: You know you don't need a man.
Speaker 10: No, I does not.
Speaker 1: Now, how are you good?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I'm fine? What about you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Just call to say hi, hoping you're well missie.
Speaker 2: And then I got some time off work coming up soon,
Speaker 2: so I might be able to come down and Hayden,
Speaker 2: I can come and say hi. Okay, how is his good? Works?
Speaker 2: Much the same, shaved his head now, got rid of
Speaker 2: the perm which was a good choice, right, didn't really
Speaker 2: suit him.
Speaker 7: She's so lovely, isn't he.
Speaker 2: He's so cute. He's so he's such a cute guy.
Speaker 2: He loves you.
Speaker 7: He's a lovely guy. I know your birth Alice.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Nice, but we can buy, we can turn.
Speaker 4: Are you still in the same place.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in gleebe Yeah, still in the same place,
Speaker 2: but we're looking at upgrading to somewhere bigger. It's just
Speaker 2: a bit tight, and you've been there. It's a bit cramped.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is a big cramped you know.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's lovely, really nice.
Speaker 2: And Becky's engaged. Can you believe I know that?
Speaker 1: Wonderful?
Speaker 2: So is Drew engaged. Drew's engaged. Got to be you next, Olmer.
Speaker 7: I don't curse me. That's for the curse on me.
Speaker 2: You're true, you don't want that.
Speaker 4: God, I'm the single man.
Speaker 7: I'm the single man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, lone wolf, And listen is everything's going well
Speaker 2: with your job. Everything's good in the job. Yet it's
Speaker 2: pretty stock standard, nothing really to report. But I just
Speaker 2: thought i'd call you and say hi, I was just
Speaker 2: just driving. So I'll let you go. I'm sending love
Speaker 2: and I'll.
Speaker 1: See you soon, Okayler, Thanks for your call.
Speaker 2: Anytime, anytime, Love you bye bye. Isn't she good?
Speaker 9: She's amazing?
Speaker 4: That's olmah, God, you and your family, you're all horrifically pleasant.
Speaker 4: She would not say a bad word about Hayden, no
Speaker 4: matter how hard you tried to lure her in that direction.
Speaker 2: No, she's a bit rough, Olmer, rough around the edge
Speaker 2: of She's Dutch. She speaks her mind. She's very rough,
Speaker 2: but very sweet. On that phone call, I think she
Speaker 2: knew she was being recorded. She was miss new Holland.
Speaker 2: She was a model, supermodel to the world, because there's
Speaker 2: Holland and there's New Holland. Should I call my mum
Speaker 2: and confirmed.
Speaker 4: New Holland is the brand of tract to my dad drives.
Speaker 2: Really, she wasn't the face of the tractor. She was
Speaker 2: missing New Holland, the country because now there's Switzerland. Are
Speaker 2: they now Netherlands? Netherlands? Netherlands.
Speaker 4: You always reveal these bizarre facts about yourself on the fly,
Speaker 4: so weird and it.
Speaker 2: Sounds so false, like the scars on my face, but
Speaker 2: it's all real.
Speaker 4: By someone message me with miss World Holland.
Speaker 2: I'm calling mum. Sorry, there's been a lot of fun.
Speaker 4: Oh no, don't no, no, we'll get bogged down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, true, all right, let's move on to altering shame.
Speaker 2: She'll be stressed. Yes, she knows her recording. Hi very quickly.
Speaker 2: Was Alma miss New Holland? Yes, yes, supermodels? Yeah, Mitchell
Speaker 2: didn't believe me? All right, we have to go much
Speaker 2: love bye, Sorry about that.
Speaker 4: Okay, hang on, hang on before you go rummaging through
Speaker 4: your own Jules there, I don't know what about my
Speaker 4: face tells you that I don't believe you, But you
Speaker 4: don't need to do phone calls to verify everything you say.
Speaker 4: I'm calling my mom just says she can back me up,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I never actually doubted you. I'm sure
Speaker 4: you're your fucking Olma.
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 4: Was Miss new Holland? I never said she wasn't. I
Speaker 4: just said that, how the fuck do you have all
Speaker 4: these facts just hidden away?
Speaker 2: I felt questioned, and I wanted to believe it.
Speaker 4: I'm calling my mum to back me up, and I grow.
Speaker 2: Up because some people do make up ship.
Speaker 4: Don't dog on me.
Speaker 3: I can't put it stuck.
Speaker 2: In her junk. I go it's already in.
Speaker 4: You don't need to go in.
Speaker 2: Just pull it out again.
Speaker 4: If no place it, would rather have her hand than
Speaker 4: her junk.
Speaker 2: Tell me if that never thought I'd see the shut up?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 9: Or would healthy Harold be very upset with you?
Speaker 4: Okay? Anyone listening that has kids in the car, you
Speaker 4: might want to use that thirty second skip button once
Speaker 4: or twice. Is there skip forward just in case there's
Speaker 4: spoilers alert that you might not want infants to overhear.
Speaker 4: But I really feel like that puppet's watching over me
Speaker 4: every time I'm doing some sort of a wish a
Speaker 4: substance at a party. I'm just like, Oh, that fucking
Speaker 4: he knows what's going on. Do you remember when that
Speaker 4: stupid giraffe puppet it was.
Speaker 2: In a van. It came in a van with his
Speaker 2: face all over Healthy Harald.
Speaker 4: Do you remember when they used to show you that
Speaker 4: diagram where it was like it would show you this
Speaker 4: is your brain sending a signal to your finger and
Speaker 4: the light would travel from the headcare to the finger,
Speaker 4: and I was like, this is the normal speed. This
Speaker 4: is when you're on drugs, super slow, super slow, and
Speaker 4: you're watching that dot disco between the head and the
Speaker 4: pink finger, and I'm like I feel that every day,
Speaker 4: Like right now on painkillers, I feel like I'm that
Speaker 4: diagram where everything's going that little bit slower.
Speaker 2: So that sounds like bleas. I'd love my mind to
Speaker 2: run a bit slower. That sounds fantastic. Give me the
Speaker 2: MDMA Health. It's his first name, so Healthy Harold for
Speaker 2: internationals was like a youth education on health and drugs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they used to cut this giraffe puppet around in
Speaker 4: a van to every school and do you know what
Speaker 4: they used to always start at Bogangate Public School. So
Speaker 4: the first week back in January, we'd get there and
Speaker 4: the life education van was there with Healthy Harold, and
Speaker 4: some old broad would put that fucking giraffe, put her
Speaker 4: hand up that fucking giraffe's ass and be like, here's Harold, Harold,
Speaker 4: are drugs bad? What are you whispering my ead? And
Speaker 4: so we just get educated on everything health wise back
Speaker 4: in primary school about this stupid fucking puppet giraffe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they made it so much fun.
Speaker 4: I used to buy the merchant.
Speaker 2: I used to buy the merchant. Had you I got
Speaker 2: healthy Harold?
Speaker 4: Yo, yo, Yes, I got a healthy Harold's slinky.
Speaker 2: I think my friend had the pencil case.
Speaker 4: What do we get? Is it just me slinkies for
Speaker 4: merchant mark? There's always next merchant? Yeah yeah yeah, but yeah,
Speaker 4: healthy Harold. I feel like he'd be sorely disappointed in
Speaker 4: my behavior these days because I'm not the healthiest I
Speaker 4: could be, aside from the fact that I'm currently bed ridden.
Speaker 4: That's different. I wrote that just when I was being
Speaker 4: drunk every day.
Speaker 2: But like he can talk, he's being perpetually fisted in
Speaker 2: a room full of children, an event.
Speaker 4: Also, how old is Harold. I'd love to know.
Speaker 2: I'd love to know to discuss the ground Skippagenna, google it,
Speaker 2: Google how Harold is? While doing your own segment do
Speaker 2: it all?
Speaker 9: Wait, this one's dumb, so I'll do Okay? Is it
Speaker 9: just me? Or?
Speaker 3: Is dust a mystery?
Speaker 2: Where does it come from?
Speaker 4: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Where does it go? Why does it exist? There's air?
Speaker 2: Why is the dust ground?
Speaker 4: Skip of Jena. You're gonna get an answer to that.
Speaker 3: No, I'm looking up how old is healthy?
Speaker 2: We've moved on, we've moved on, but I reckon seventy
Speaker 2: Oh no, he was. It's probably like a mid aughties creation,
Speaker 2: early early thousands. He's probably twenty something.
Speaker 3: He was born in nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 2: Oh, my, his forties.
Speaker 4: So what else did you want me to look at?
Speaker 2: Well? What is dust? Why?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Dust?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 2: While you google that, Mitchell, your cat Isabella on my
Speaker 2: best friend? Is it my feet? She is all?
Speaker 4: Give her a pet bella, Isabella.
Speaker 2: Come here, she's going into a bed in your bedroom corner.
Speaker 2: Oh good girl, you're a good girl. Put these little
Speaker 2: cat headphones on. Hey, she's just run off. Oh and
Speaker 2: she didn't like that, all right, Jenna, Why is dust us?
Speaker 2: It's I just don't get it. Your room seems dust free.
Speaker 4: Well, Jane has been visiting, so that's why does she dust?
Speaker 4: Well she did because I'm bed ridden.
Speaker 2: What's the purpose of dusting? You just put it on
Speaker 2: the floor. Then you've got a fucking vacuum. Just vacuum
Speaker 2: the table.
Speaker 4: That's what she did. You don't vacuum a table.
Speaker 2: You know what is it? Jene? What she's got the answer?
Speaker 9: Dust is made up of a variety of things, from
Speaker 9: blowing dirt back to your a pollen, pollutants, molds, animal
Speaker 9: dand a hair, insects, fibers, dry lint, insulation, dust might excrements.
Speaker 2: You've got such a way with words.
Speaker 9: And mostly telling me mostly skin flakes, that human chip so.
Speaker 2: Hayden's skin, and fecal matter. Yes, is on the top
Speaker 2: of my TV unit.
Speaker 4: Yes, you're telling me that little particles are poop are
Speaker 4: scattered throughout my bedroom.
Speaker 9: But they're not necessarily your poop. It could be insect poop.
Speaker 2: Oh, slater poop, that's a easy just me on the fire,
Speaker 2: It's just me. Where did all the slaters go?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 2: Remember slaters? Growing up?
Speaker 4: Slaters?
Speaker 2: Yeah, slaters, The little bugs that would roll up into
Speaker 2: a ball when you scare them, and then you're talking
Speaker 2: about and then you touch them and they go Google Google. Ill,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to edit this out. Is going to
Speaker 2: listen to this episode, Flakes.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm looking at slater.
Speaker 4: Phone on silent if it's connected to the phone.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Oh, it's giving me Slater from Saved by the.
Speaker 9: Bell a slate as harmful slater bag. Slaters normally live
Speaker 9: in the garden.
Speaker 2: Slater bug.
Speaker 4: Oh you've never seen a slater not that I can recall.
Speaker 9: Rememorable when they roll ball, when they roll up like that.
Speaker 2: You scare them and they go anyway. I used to
Speaker 2: have them all the time as a kid and in
Speaker 2: the garden, and maybe I was making mud pies. But
Speaker 2: they're not around anymore. Sorry.
Speaker 4: All I know is that in this year, in the
Speaker 4: summer of twenty twenty to twenty twenty one, yeah, the
Speaker 4: circadas have been out in full force.
Speaker 2: They had to shut your windows.
Speaker 4: Open that window. You'll hear them. They are just unrelenting.
Speaker 4: You have to grab the thing.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't want to get up.
Speaker 4: So I know for a fact that the cicadas weren't
Speaker 4: this loud this time last year. I've spent a summer
Speaker 4: year before and they're not usually that bad, but they've
Speaker 4: just been persistent and so fucking annoying this year. And
Speaker 4: I thought that Sakata's used to chirp, didn't. It used
Speaker 4: to be like a but now it's just this constant,
Speaker 4: unwavering like no no.
Speaker 2: End, still learning. I hate a Sikata. Also, we have
Speaker 2: frogs where we live. Really, yeah, how many of the
Speaker 2: water what water cram? Shehits ram shit?
Speaker 4: You mean the tram ship?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I said, okay, how many more? Jenner?
Speaker 9: No, I'm I've had enough for this.
Speaker 4: Move on, there's no more.
Speaker 3: There's a lot more about it. I'm sick of it.
Speaker 2: Well, thank you for delving into junk.
Speaker 4: I've got plenty more junk, don't you worry. But we'll
Speaker 4: get to that another day.
Speaker 2: Goodness to me. And there also is a lot coming
Speaker 2: up too. So next week what's going on? Next week
Speaker 2: we're going to go into the different d gems.
Speaker 4: Well apparently yeah, we're listening to our rival is It
Speaker 4: just Me podcast? We decided now.
Speaker 2: And coming up we also have, as we've said on
Speaker 2: our socials, merch March has been an ass shit.
Speaker 4: Both Savior pennies because we're going to be selling merch
Speaker 4: in the month the month of March.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Also coming up is our Marti Gras episode. Now, all
Speaker 4: I'm going to say is we have a lot planned
Speaker 4: for that episode. You guys are going to love it.
Speaker 4: It's actually it's our gay Pride celebration in Sydney.
Speaker 2: Yeah, worldwide, Marti Gres's quite n isn't it.
Speaker 4: No, they just call it pride in the other country.
Speaker 4: It's how boring is that?
Speaker 3: In New Orleans they have Marti Grau.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do Birthplace of gay culture. All right, Marta
Speaker 2: gre episode coming up?
Speaker 6: Great?
Speaker 2: Well, Mitch, this has been lovely from your bedroom.
Speaker 4: Yes, well, thank you for going apup and beyond to
Speaker 4: make this easy for me during this my hour of need.
Speaker 2: It is fine closure. I wanted to make sure it
Speaker 2: was easy for you. Did you like a little montage of.
Speaker 4: Ire That was very sweet? I need to know if
Speaker 4: if this hadn't been an option, if I wasn't open
Speaker 4: to this, had you considered who would fill in for me?
Speaker 2: I hadn't. Actually, Okay, I mean a lot of people
Speaker 2: I did post on the Indian Idiots when I had
Speaker 2: Facebook before it was terminated and pretty Sam was thrown
Speaker 2: into the me.
Speaker 4: Yes, thanks for that. I really that made me feel
Speaker 4: so much better when I crippling in pain watching everyone
Speaker 4: talk about my death.
Speaker 2: I said fear dead. I didn't say dead. Someone wrote
Speaker 2: you a poem about being dead. That was great. Someone
Speaker 2: said Hayden, I could bring Hayden in to host the podcast.
Speaker 4: Sure, why not? I don't care if I'm not there,
Speaker 4: You do what you want.
Speaker 2: Who knows. We have to wait for another ailm God,
Speaker 2: your feet are in my face.
Speaker 4: Sorry, sitting at the end of my bed, sitting here.
Speaker 2: He's also rotating them too, carrying funerals. Only down the road.
Speaker 2: We could get you a coffin and talking.
Speaker 4: I need to like click my ankle very trim.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, guys, we'll see you next week. Thank
Speaker 2: you for listening, and it might be another bed ridden episode.
Speaker 2: We think we'll see.
Speaker 4: We'll see how my recovery goes, whichhuld be luck.
Speaker 2: All right, Mitch, we're thinking of you. Thanks for listening.
Speaker 2: Leave us a five star review too on the on
Speaker 2: the Apple podcast app or wherever you get your podcasts,
Speaker 2: and for the chance to be read out and win
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Speaker 4: All right, we'll catch you next week. I see is
Speaker 4: just fine.
Speaker 11: Don't forget to subscribe and leave a review on your
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Speaker 1: Or follow on Spotify, a.
Speaker 2: Welcome. It's the way to debrief.
Speaker 1: God.
Speaker 2: That didn't feel right.
Speaker 4: You have to say what it is.
Speaker 2: Ade is our secret segment at the end of the show.
Speaker 2: It's to deter people from listening because it's absolutely driven.
Speaker 2: Nothing as planned, nothing is pre thought. It's just us
Speaker 2: and our ad d You try to keep it brief.
Speaker 2: Just don't listen, no, please switch off.
Speaker 4: It's a secret segment for a reason.
Speaker 2: We please beg you to not listen. Now. I know
Speaker 2: you're thinking you're in bed. You're not in the studio.
Speaker 2: You don't have the ADSL Dodo broadband connected to the studio.
Speaker 2: I bought a Dunget Live. Tweets are connected and they
Speaker 2: are alive as per the name. And we have a
Speaker 2: very interested in some tiktoks from Mitchell Coombs. Great interesting,
Speaker 2: what would you do for them?
Speaker 4: I have no idea.
Speaker 9: You could be the face of miner Tech, the face.
Speaker 2: Who who are the two faces of that hardware brand?
Speaker 2: The two dogs made of clamation? Remember those two dogs.
Speaker 4: I do think that's home Timber and hardware.
Speaker 2: Timber and Hardware, the proper hardware store.
Speaker 9: Because Scottie Cam is the face of Mindy Tan.
Speaker 4: Yeah. The other one have a clamation dog and Scottie.
Speaker 2: Cam clamation is underappreciated. Hard so hot.
Speaker 4: I'm seriously, he looks like you in the Caring Funeral's coffin.
Speaker 4: My pain killers make me so drowsy, and I was
Speaker 4: dozing off towards the end of the show. I can
Speaker 4: do this.
Speaker 2: It's a poor bastard, but we'll keep it brief. Everyone.
Speaker 4: No, no, you guys, you guys carry on without me.
Speaker 2: He's lying on his back with his headphones on so
Speaker 2: we can hear it. He's taking God, have you ever
Speaker 2: had surgery? Have you ever gone under?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 6: I have.
Speaker 2: Second, I was just taking an image, Mitchell, Mitchell, your
Speaker 2: show's recording. Come on, come on, darling.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I come on.
Speaker 9: Surgery.
Speaker 4: You can carry on without that.
Speaker 9: I because I have a problem with my bones. Yes,
Speaker 9: so I had. I got plates put into my jaw
Speaker 9: when you were young, when I was like sixteen.
Speaker 2: You don't have any scars there, not that I can see,
Speaker 2: but it was inside. They went in through the mouth.
Speaker 9: Yes, so if I go through like an X ray
Speaker 9: or something.
Speaker 2: You can see no way, so what it connects your
Speaker 2: jaw to your.
Speaker 9: They broke it and then put it back together. Like
Speaker 9: you can't tell the difference. It's like just from the inside.
Speaker 9: But because it would have eventually affected the way I
Speaker 9: ate and everything, so it would have gone got worse
Speaker 9: before it did anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hayden had that. He had a rhino plastic. Just
Speaker 2: checked his breathing Jenner, Oh, it was a lot. It
Speaker 2: might have passed and done, went straight to his blidens,
Speaker 2: still very blooded. I thought that was a pillow under
Speaker 2: his shirt. But Hayden had a rhino plastic and he
Speaker 2: had his nose broken and then reshaped, and he said,
Speaker 2: can you just reshape it to be, you know, nicer
Speaker 2: instead of the original shape because he had it was
Speaker 2: he has a flash filipino nose and now it's quite
Speaker 2: a fine point of the very nice nose. But he
Speaker 2: had work done, yeah, to get like his agnoids out
Speaker 2: or something. And but they're like, while I'm in there,
Speaker 2: fix me up, and they're like, sure, we got to
Speaker 2: rebuild it the way you want. I know, a free
Speaker 2: nose job. I've never been under under when I was
Speaker 2: a bait. I was born six weeks, seven weeks premature,
Speaker 2: almost two months. Do you believe that? So I had
Speaker 2: to get my I didn't have my lungs. They weren't made, like,
Speaker 2: they weren't created. So they had to put me in
Speaker 2: like an incubator and cook me. Of course I remember it.
Speaker 2: It was really a TRAGICI experience for me and my family.
Speaker 2: Of course, leave this music on for Mitch lying there.
Speaker 9: That's how I died in my third life through I.
Speaker 14: Wasborns sorry, Oh she's getting I was born seven weeks
Speaker 14: and I was essentially scarily accurate to my story, but
Speaker 14: I didn't survive.
Speaker 2: Oh that music is shot and perfectly timed, Mitch, Mitch Mitchell,
Speaker 2: come on, make you away. Is this your first surgery?
Speaker 2: Was this your first surgery?
Speaker 4: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Oh doesn't think so? Of course you had the what
Speaker 2: did you have?
Speaker 4: I've had heaps, really, I've had some sort of tooth
Speaker 4: surgery that had to be knocked out for and two colon.
Speaker 2: Yep, I didn't realize brinded dates counter whoa still like,
Speaker 2: I'll redo it, I'll edit it. I didn't realize Colin
Speaker 2: Oscar's Caunada's old fuck didn't realize grind hook ups. Caunada's
Speaker 2: colins pies. They're meant to be crickets, but they sound
Speaker 2: like your Soccada's beach. There's nothing that It sounds like
Speaker 2: a bird that's sick in a nest, like a bird
Speaker 2: in a bird bath, drowning. What other sounds do I
Speaker 2: have here? Mitchell? Mitchell, wake up? Mitchell, Coop's bag, star
Speaker 2: of TikTok. What's this one? Oh? The red roosters here,
Speaker 2: of course? Yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 3: The TikTok people are here.
Speaker 2: People here, Meach, get up?
Speaker 4: What do I do with you?
Speaker 3: Twenty dollars?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this will get him out?
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Mit Just Abby Chatfield. She's at the door, ready to
Speaker 2: film content. She's got a ring line. She's waiting, she's waiting,
Speaker 2: she's just left. What's this sound? Six? That's my radio show.
Speaker 2: I have an interview get this with Cod and Gray tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Really rat Pack part of the rat Pack. As we
Speaker 2: know all too well, the rat Pack are not fans
Speaker 2: of us.
Speaker 9: Can this is a question for the rat Pack. If
Speaker 9: you're listening listening, why is it called the rat pack?
Speaker 2: Conan Gray? Gray is the color of mice Maniac is
Speaker 2: his song rat Pack. I don't know, but the rat
Speaker 2: packer after me again this week I've had Actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: Mitch had a ship week. You had a ship week
Speaker 2: and I didn't have a shit week. The rat Pack
Speaker 2: came for me again. Go follow me on Twitter, Mitch Jury.
Speaker 2: Conan Gray because I play his music and interview on
Speaker 2: the radio show sent me a video being like, hey, match,
Speaker 2: can we is a nice video. They get the labels,
Speaker 2: get the artists to do that, so we get them
Speaker 2: on the show, and you know, it makes.
Speaker 9: It look like we're friends, very smart, very smart.
Speaker 2: Very smart. So I put on it on Twitter and
Speaker 2: I'm like, this will be nice for the for the
Speaker 2: rat Pack, and you're I got d M after DM
Speaker 2: after DM.
Speaker 9: But I love how a lot of them who were saying, oh, well,
Speaker 9: we haven't.
Speaker 2: We don't forget, we don't forget.
Speaker 9: That they knew like Twitter icon is from that video?
Speaker 2: Is it really?
Speaker 4: Is it really a lot of talking about the rat
Speaker 4: Pack and it's just going to egg them on.
Speaker 2: I don't want to egg them on. I just want
Speaker 2: to say that I'm not scared of them. You know
Speaker 2: what I do to rats and they're very hard to
Speaker 2: get because they're so small. You go so fast, so fast, Mitchell,
Speaker 2: would you like us to leave, Mitch, because we can
Speaker 2: go Mitchell Jenna shave his peers hopefully.
Speaker 4: No, he's dead.
Speaker 2: He's died here. He is lying in Lying in state
Speaker 2: is what happens when a president dies. They lie them
Speaker 2: in the yes in the corridor for a week or something,
Speaker 2: and know how that happens, does leave them there lying
Speaker 2: in lou It's.
Speaker 9: Something I couldn't picture it, but I don't know when
Speaker 9: lou is.
Speaker 2: But Mitch, would you like us to leave?
Speaker 4: No, that's all right.
Speaker 2: The tender CEO just tweeted you, he says, she forgot
Speaker 2: to invoice us.
Speaker 9: Oh no, TikTok just emailed us.
Speaker 2: No, delaid your account if you don't get up and speak.
Speaker 2: I've never never felt like this with him before. He's
Speaker 2: clearly unwell. He's very poor. Thing.
Speaker 3: Please don't die.
Speaker 2: The visual for this is on the years is just
Speaker 2: me Instagram page. You can have a look and see
Speaker 2: Mitch lying in rest. Why don't we wrap up the show.
Speaker 2: We need to get out of your house, your poor
Speaker 2: bastard guys.
Speaker 4: It's actually very sick.
Speaker 2: It's actually very unwell. We probably should check his temperature
Speaker 2: and give him a hydra a light.
Speaker 9: Because he is.
Speaker 4: I told you that I've just the medication makes me drought.
Speaker 2: I know, but we've just done a whole content show.
Speaker 9: But you had that medication because you're sick.
Speaker 4: A content show a content show like a builder goes
Speaker 4: to work and said, I've built a brick.
Speaker 2: Walled content show.
Speaker 4: You're exhausted content show.
Speaker 2: Now you can follow us, leave us a review, do whatever.
Speaker 2: The fact.
Speaker 4: I just made my grass lawn, but you're sick.
Speaker 2: I just date my dinner cake. Just fecal pood really
Speaker 2: makes sense. I just moved very quickly while I drove
Speaker 2: my car.
Speaker 4: I just gave a hair haircut.
Speaker 2: That was good. I just clean brushed my teeth. Which
Speaker 2: one more? This is his end on brain speaking.
Speaker 9: We need one more.
Speaker 2: He's looking at the ceiling, playing with his hair like
Speaker 2: a school girl. Cold content show.
Speaker 4: I've just fought a legal case.
Speaker 2: He needs to go to sleep, all right, we'll see
Speaker 2: you next week. Oh hiss just dropped. His eyes are closing.
Speaker 2: This is when not even being dramatic, isn't it? Well, Mitch,
Speaker 2: we'll get you a cold glass of water. We're gonna
Speaker 2: put you to rest.
Speaker 4: Okay, you better not just be saying that for our
Speaker 4: content show. I actually want to cold after the water.
Speaker 2: I'll get you un done. All right. We'll see you
Speaker 2: next week. Thank you for listening, and hopefully we might
Speaker 2: be back in the studio. We might be another home show.
Speaker 2: Who knows Stampy figure it out? All right'll see you next week.
Speaker 2: By guys