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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast. Get a load of this.

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Speaker 2: Emails just come in from Sandy Murphy. This is incredible.

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Speaker 2: What do we like at the moment?

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Speaker 1: Christian?

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Speaker 2: Yesterday, me and my five year old granddaughter, we were

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Speaker 2: out for the day and she needed to go to

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Speaker 2: public toilets. Off we go and wait in line to

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Speaker 2: use the toilets. There was a worker standing just outside

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Speaker 2: the toilet stool doors holding rolls of toilet paper, asking

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Speaker 2: everyone if they were doing a number one.

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Speaker 1: Or a number two.

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Speaker 2: No, I asked my granddaughter, what did she need a

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Speaker 2: number one or a number two? She said, Nana, just

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Speaker 2: a number one. So the lady handed her three squares

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Speaker 2: of tarlet paper.

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Speaker 3: That's insane, that is crazy.

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Speaker 2: When I queried why there was no toilet paper in

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Speaker 2: the cubicles for us to use, get this, she told

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Speaker 2: me that people were breaking the holders and stealing the rolls.

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Speaker 1: Inside.

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Speaker 2: We're descending into like you know, you see this in

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Speaker 2: zombie movie, yes, where they would go crazy and yet

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Speaker 2: what stealing this.

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Speaker 3: Was saying, and the zombies aren't even on the street yet.

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Speaker 3: It's like, what's going to happen when the zombies is

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Speaker 3: actually what.

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Speaker 2: Do you mean yet, let's all start those roomors that

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Speaker 2: if you get coronavirus and die, you come back to

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Speaker 2: life as a zombie.

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Speaker 1: Joking, nothing, what happened like that? All right?

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Speaker 2: So coming up next one dollar jingle. Yesterday on the show,

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Speaker 2: we set up this new service. Jack has now a

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Speaker 2: home recording studio in the spare room. So describe the

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Speaker 2: scene in the spare room.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's still a little bit messy, but it used

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Speaker 3: to be a bedroom. I've now pushed the bed and

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Speaker 3: mattress up against the wall for.

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Speaker 2: To say, what happens that we come around to yours

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Speaker 2: one night and stay the night? What happens I have

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Speaker 2: to sleep up against.

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Speaker 1: The walls, stood up like Dracula. Yeah, it goes in

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Speaker 1: a crypt.

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Speaker 3: You couldn't stay. It would be a lot of hassle

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Speaker 3: to get the bed down off the wall.

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Speaker 2: There's no yet, there's no way to be Your wife

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Speaker 2: is going to be okay with that. Surely you've got

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Speaker 2: to then pack away the studio and let people stay.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's not as it's all plugged in. I mean,

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Speaker 3: well when there's a lot of wires, abby.

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Speaker 2: Roads studios anyway, So you've got a home recording studio

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Speaker 2: in the spa, the beds up against the walls.

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Speaker 3: Beds up against the wall, there's the guitar, this MIDI

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Speaker 3: keyboard that connects into the computer, and the new recording

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Speaker 3: software which I haven't used before but I'm getting used

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Speaker 3: to using, which is why it took me actually several

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Speaker 3: hours yesterday to make the jingle that I've made. It's

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Speaker 3: not going to sound like it's got several hours work

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Speaker 3: in it.

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Speaker 2: Patty, it wasn't he given the big one about oh

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Speaker 2: the music he's going to make for sure.

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Speaker 1: So here's the other one dollar jingle works. It's two

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Speaker 1: things really.

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Speaker 2: One, we're using the new studio that we have online,

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Speaker 2: which is Jack's Jackie Road Studios.

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Speaker 1: In a spare bedroom.

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Speaker 2: But we're making small businesses little businesses because big businesses,

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Speaker 2: all businesses are going to have a very very tough

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Speaker 2: year this year, and the local small businesses really need

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Speaker 2: our support because they're going to have an extra tough year.

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Speaker 2: And so I just wondered if we could give you

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Speaker 2: a free advert, a local, really small business, a free

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Speaker 2: advert every single week, the one dollar jingle. It's called

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Speaker 2: the one dollar jingle because we actually the lawes we

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Speaker 2: can't give you free advert. There has to be get

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Speaker 2: this at least one dollar exchange. So it's the one

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Speaker 2: dollar jingle. So we got two businesses after this sound

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Speaker 2: break that we're going to play to them for the

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Speaker 2: first time, their brand new jingles that Jack and I

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Speaker 2: have written and made. I'm now worried because these aren't

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Speaker 2: that bad that the boss is going to say, Hey,

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Speaker 2: less time, what about the show? More time?

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Speaker 3: Making the addrob it ours is I have to say,

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Speaker 3: better than some of the ads that are on the stage.

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Speaker 2: Because we'll have clients soon go and can Christian and

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Speaker 2: Jack made cars as well.

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Speaker 1: So Royal Driveways is Royal Driveways, great name for driveways company.

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Speaker 1: It's re memorable like that.

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Speaker 2: Royal Driveways and Vanilla Hare which is Maury, She's a

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Speaker 2: mobile hairdresser. This is Jack's little minijingle you hear the

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Speaker 2: full thing in a minute for Royal Driveways is the

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Speaker 2: first play anything come up of Jackie Road Studios, Jack's

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Speaker 2: spare bedroom studio for all your driveway. Tell you what

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Speaker 2: it does not sound like a spare bedroom. It sounds

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Speaker 2: very good. That sounds great. However, don't give it the

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Speaker 2: last one that took several hours. Did I could go

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Speaker 2: into a studio, plum my hands in a key moorning,

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Speaker 2: just go right drive worse.

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Speaker 1: Done it, Let's go out for dinner. They won't know

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Speaker 1: t him. It took a coup. This did not take

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Speaker 1: from several hours doing what your drive way? Six seconds?

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Speaker 3: Your driven A hit to free bit that would have taken.

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Speaker 1: Several hours pass. It's a computer. It's a button on software.

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Speaker 3: The software that I've never used. Had to learn how

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Speaker 3: to use it.

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Speaker 1: How to tearveral hours to do that. All right? You

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Speaker 1: were you about to tell sorry, I'm sorry? What a

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Speaker 1: reign of terror? I run mean paths together? All right?

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Speaker 2: So you can hear the jingles coming up next, the

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Speaker 2: first ever two one dollar jingles coming up next to

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Speaker 2: christ John O'Connell breakfast show podcast. All right, time for

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Speaker 2: the first ever one dollar jingles. This is where every Friday,

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Speaker 2: Jack and I are going to write, produce, just going

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Speaker 2: to do all the musical bits.

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Speaker 1: So provide the voice of the bits, make you a jingle. Well,

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Speaker 1: we only change you one dollar.

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Speaker 2: And this is for the really small local business that

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Speaker 2: could never normally afford a radio advert.

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Speaker 1: We're looking to help you out. This year.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be tough for you, for everybody, and we're

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Speaker 2: going to help you out. We only need one dollar

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Speaker 2: from you because apparently it's a legal to give you

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Speaker 2: a free advert. So we just need one dollar and

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Speaker 2: then we will make you the one dollar jingles every

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Speaker 2: Friday because the first one we thought we might not

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Speaker 2: just one but two. So first up, then this is

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Speaker 2: Vanilla Hair. We spoke to Marie yesterday. She's on her

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Speaker 2: this advert. Patsy, let us know what you think. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 2: how many is you be watching commercial radio? Ah?

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Speaker 3: Thirty in October? Wow, thirty year celebration in October. We've

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Speaker 3: got to celebrate.

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Speaker 1: Is incredible? Anyone? So? Is that continuous employments Touchwood? Yes,

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Speaker 1: survivor hey boys, But it means we've got a couple

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Speaker 1: of months to try and get her out the door. Anyway.

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Speaker 1: Vanilla Hair, Vanilla Hair, Marie and Vanilla Hair.

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Speaker 2: Here's her one dollar jingle made by Jack and I

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Speaker 2: thinking about getting your hair cuts. I need a haircut,

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Speaker 2: but worried about being in public places.

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Speaker 1: I'm worried about being in public prices.

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Speaker 2: I hear you, random member of the public, Then let

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Speaker 2: Vanilla Hair come to you. Vanilla Hair have over thirty

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Speaker 2: five years of cutting, crafting and styling experience, and Vanilla

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Speaker 2: Hair come to you.

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Speaker 1: Wherever there is hair, She'll be there, and there is

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Speaker 1: an easy way to remember them. Vanilla Hair hair Baby Baby,

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Speaker 1: Nilla Hair hair Baby Oh.

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Speaker 3: Four seven seven one one three three five nine yeah,

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Speaker 3: three five nine.

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Speaker 2: Vanilla Hair Salon de Francis sounds fancy. They are not

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Speaker 2: at fancy prices. If your hair could talk, it would say,

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Speaker 2: please call Vanilla Hair as a chemical free shampoo and

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Speaker 2: conditioner for every customer.

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Speaker 1: That's what do you reckon? Fantastic? I loved it.

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Speaker 2: I spent a long time working in commercial ready, so

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Speaker 2: I think I know about how this is.

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Speaker 1: Crafted in all the cliches, all right.

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Speaker 2: So that's Marie and Vanilla Hair and her one dollar jingle.

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Speaker 1: Now we go to Matt.

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Speaker 2: We spoke to Matt yesterday and he works for Royal Driveways.

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Speaker 1: Is there one dollar jingle? There's never been a better.

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Speaker 2: Time to get your driveway looking great.

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Speaker 3: Your majesty, it's a phone call for your Hello.

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Speaker 1: This is the queen for the business.

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Speaker 3: I get eh. I've just seen your amazing driveway.

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Speaker 1: Now, Bucco Pellas, who did that in Australia. I thought,

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Speaker 1: I said, don't put any through. Yes, my driveway is sick,

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Speaker 1: isn't it.

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Speaker 2: Well, my Commonwealth friend I used royal driveways.

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Speaker 3: Hoomo.

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Speaker 2: These guys all all your driveway use royal driveways. Live

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Speaker 2: like a king and turn your home into a castle

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Speaker 2: with royal driveways. I hope they get business off the

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Speaker 2: back of those. Okay, those are the one dollar jingles.

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Speaker 2: So if you'd like one dollar jingle next week on

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Speaker 2: the show, give us a call. Now, this is just

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Speaker 2: for small local businesses. We're trying to do our bit.

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