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Speaker 1: Good morning, pats Morning, No Jack Post today. Had a
Speaker 1: terrible nightmare last night and wet the bed and said,
Speaker 1: I just need to draw out the mattress. I can't
Speaker 1: come in today. So I totally understand. It was that
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Speaker 1: warm now, Patsy, how was your day yesterday?
Speaker 3: I had a really blatant reality check yesterday, So I.
Speaker 1: Had a latant reality check.
Speaker 3: It was like a slam in the face with a bus.
Speaker 3: I tell you, I had to go with your news.
Speaker 1: Is the way that you do the show, the hyperbole,
Speaker 1: slammed in the face, blatant reality.
Speaker 3: A rude awakening. So I had to go to the
Speaker 3: bank to do Audrey's banking, and she's.
Speaker 1: Got to say, we're dealing with a thirteen year old
Speaker 1: young lady. What backing you have to do? And Mom,
Speaker 1: I'm going to need you to transfer some from the
Speaker 1: Cayman Islands to sweat too, and go heavy on gold,
Speaker 1: heavy on gold. She is possible that shares with this
Speaker 1: radio station, offload those.
Speaker 3: She's possibly doing exchange in France next year. Maybe possibly,
Speaker 3: So we've.
Speaker 1: Said, baken a few moves. She's speculating right now, just
Speaker 1: looking at property in the door drawing mum.
Speaker 3: So we've set up this little account and it's also
Speaker 3: just a good sort of you know, good training for.
Speaker 4: Her to have a goal.
Speaker 3: And it builds up slowly and steadily, and that's her
Speaker 3: cash to take.
Speaker 4: If if she if she leaves me next year and
Speaker 4: goes overseas.
Speaker 3: So I went to the back and she's got the
Speaker 3: old old school Dolomites bank book.
Speaker 5: I used to have one of those, which I love.
Speaker 3: Well, no it's not, as I learned. This is how
Speaker 3: long it is since I done her banking. So I
Speaker 3: went to the teller and she said, well, this is
Speaker 3: almost an antique that should go in an antique shop.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was like we're doing a financial antiques roadchio.
Speaker 1: This is from the turn of the exities.
Speaker 5: It's not looking good for her friends trip.
Speaker 1: Account, that Dolomite account. I like to pay with my
Speaker 1: Dolomite account.
Speaker 6: And I said, oh, please, don't tell me.
Speaker 4: You phased out the bank book like they're kids.
Speaker 1: It's just a kid's bank because it's a great way
Speaker 1: for them to, I think, to learn about the value
Speaker 1: of money.
Speaker 4: That's why I like it.
Speaker 3: And you know, you've got the little stub on the
Speaker 3: left and see it growing and it's like an incentive
Speaker 3: of this is working. Look what you're achieving. And she said, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: the bank books are gone. And is it Well, it's
Speaker 3: like a slip you get a slip of paper, it's
Speaker 3: like a tiny oak.
Speaker 5: I remember the dollar mine accounts. The interest rates that
Speaker 5: you would get on those things were minuscule, like you
Speaker 5: would get maybe like three cents in a year. You'll
Speaker 5: was it was crazy. I think they you get a.
Speaker 3: Higher interest if you do at least one deposit a
Speaker 3: month at our bank.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 1: Deposits in bank account.
Speaker 3: But you know what they used to have Tuesdays at
Speaker 3: primary school was our banking day.
Speaker 4: So we had yeah, yeah, we had a.
Speaker 3: Bank book and you'd bring you know, a dollar note
Speaker 3: back then and the principal would take it to the
Speaker 3: bank and that would it.
Speaker 1: Would known as a Dan Murphy bank. Yeah, okay, I've
Speaker 1: got that bank account.
Speaker 4: But they've even stopped doing that.
Speaker 3: And then I couldn't help because it was only you know,
Speaker 3: there's only two tellers now at a big bank.
Speaker 1: Isn't to say even getting in there because they're radically
Speaker 1: sort of changed. They want you going online. I feel
Speaker 1: so so for old people because when you go in there,
Speaker 1: it is like God's waiting room. It's confused shufflers, you know,
Speaker 1: and they have that man or woman the bouncer for
Speaker 1: well chat about money go online.
Speaker 4: Down the back of your neck as well. Because there
Speaker 4: was a woman.
Speaker 3: Behind me and I'm thinking, is that a customer answering
Speaker 3: my questions? And I turned around and know it was
Speaker 3: a bank worker, and I'm thinking, oh, they're like minions,
Speaker 3: they're everywhere and they've only got two tellers. But there
Speaker 3: was a deer Nona next to me to my left.
Speaker 3: She also had a bank book, and so that was.
Speaker 1: Like they probably let them still keep the bank books,
Speaker 1: so you don't want non of trouble, you know. Suddenly
Speaker 1: there's a dry bi and getting palted with canoi and
Speaker 1: that you don't you don't upset the nonas in this city.
Speaker 4: So no bank books. I feel very old all of
Speaker 4: a sudden and out of date.
Speaker 1: I do you think that parents would have ever sort
Speaker 1: of been taking money out of that account sometimes and
Speaker 1: tough talents out of their kids dolomite acounts. I reckon
Speaker 1: there's some that would have done that. Kay, then you're.
Speaker 7: Saying no, No, they were so miniscule, Like I literally
Speaker 7: put a dollar in a week.
Speaker 1: So over the pretty good for a kid.
Speaker 4: Fifty two bucks by the end of the year.
Speaker 1: I won't mind fifty two bucks cash right now. It
Speaker 1: come in handy, So you and then have you when
Speaker 1: do you did it transfer into like an adult, grown
Speaker 1: up account?
Speaker 7: It actually did so when I when I got a job,
Speaker 7: so sixteen, I got a bank account and just use
Speaker 7: the dollar my dollars that I'd gathered over my junior school.
Speaker 7: We didn't do it in high school, so it just
Speaker 7: sat there and got three percent interest.
Speaker 1: Once a year, really maturing into your super can Actually,
Speaker 1: but Tom, I hit eighteen, I'll probably retire. Go move
Speaker 1: to the dollar.
Speaker 2: Mic Christian O'Connell Show Go One podcast team.
Speaker 1: This morning, I feel not quite put together and I
Speaker 1: feel raw. My heart is tender. Last night I watched
Speaker 1: movie and No. Normally we talk about our movie TV
Speaker 1: recommendations on a Friday in double thumbs up, but I
Speaker 1: cannot wait until then to talk about a muscy movie. Nonnas. Yes,
Speaker 1: we were just talking about them. And then I stared
Speaker 1: off in the distance and thought about this beautiful movie
Speaker 1: I saw last night. So I thought it was a
Speaker 1: comedy because it's Vince Vaughan. Vince Vaughan one of the funniest
Speaker 1: people I've ever interviewed. Him and Will Ferrell, They're like
Speaker 1: the top of the mountain of the funniest people I've
Speaker 1: ever interviewed. And Vince Vaughan is brilliant in everything, and
Speaker 1: it was great last year in Bad Monkey, really funny
Speaker 1: showing from an after TV. So I thought it's nons
Speaker 1: This must be a comedy about him and some knowledge.
Speaker 5: Yes, I thought it might be Vince Vaughn dressing up
Speaker 5: maybe with Adam send as nonnas, like a very silly
Speaker 5: like Adam.
Speaker 1: I thought he was like in charge of a load
Speaker 1: of nonnors. And I knew it was about a restaurant.
Speaker 1: I thought he was just like he had a scheme
Speaker 1: of putting like old honors to work and running a restaurant,
Speaker 1: and laughs would follow a plenty. Within a couple of minutes,
Speaker 1: I'm crying because if Vince Vaughn is sad and he's
Speaker 1: the only scene is a flipping funeral, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm in a world of pain. And as soon as
Speaker 1: I saw the funeral, I start my tears well out.
Speaker 1: My daughter. I'm watching with my twenty year old, almost
Speaker 1: twenty one years She goes, oh my god, why are
Speaker 1: you crying already? And I'm like, you haven't lived a
Speaker 1: life yet. You're gay, You're fifty two one day and
Speaker 1: you see Vince Vaughn on a couch and he's grieving
Speaker 1: his MoMA, And that could be me in a couple
Speaker 1: of years time. If Vince is sad. This is the
Speaker 1: world living in now. Because Vince's are grown up too.
Speaker 5: I thought you might be crying at Vince Vaughn's hairline, because.
Speaker 1: Oh my word, it's distracting even in the serious scenes.
Speaker 1: Is it a week? It's so fun? Is it cubic hare?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, perhaps you don't see it in nonnas. There's some
Speaker 1: things seen and it's not. No, it's and it's unnatural.
Speaker 5: It made me feel old. I was like, I remember
Speaker 5: Vince Vaughn wedding.
Speaker 1: Crashes you beautiful, beautific, he was, so the hair is
Speaker 1: a little distracting. However, have you seen it?
Speaker 5: Yes, I watched it last night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, in the last twenty minutes. It's a
Speaker 1: true story.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, I was sobbing, like not just crying.
Speaker 1: I was like, like me too, and I couldn't work
Speaker 1: out why.
Speaker 5: I couldn't stop thinking about my mum.
Speaker 3: That's what it is, yes, the connection to women in
Speaker 3: our family, you know, aunts and older cousins and our
Speaker 3: mothers and the matriarchs that make up our families. And
Speaker 3: when they're lost to an extent, the family unit is
Speaker 3: never the same again.
Speaker 4: Like it it breaks, it breaks it.
Speaker 1: Down like that. Do we speak to my wife? She's
Speaker 1: just literally done her first Mother's Day without a mum. Oh,
Speaker 1: Debbie down all night. It's never going to be the same,
Speaker 1: Sarah Hope.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful what a woman's written to the family. They're
Speaker 3: the matriarch and when a little bit of that is lost,
Speaker 3: and then it's it's Vince, isn't it trying to replicate
Speaker 3: her recipes because making her baking in her cook brings
Speaker 3: a little bit of his mumbag and keeping.
Speaker 1: These traditions alive.
Speaker 3: Backbones of these communities, especially Italian communities.
Speaker 1: It's so beautiful, tell you what. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: food is the star of it. It's a lot of
Speaker 1: so much after after that, I can't no, no, no more,
Speaker 1: no more leftovers. I can't eat everything that actually stupped
Speaker 1: a little bit sick. Plates and plates and plates, and
Speaker 1: these glorious pasta dishes I've never heard of as well.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of you know, we know the most
Speaker 1: famous ones are Italian pasta dishes, but there's all stuff
Speaker 1: that obviously none as keep back.
Speaker 5: Yes, they're not a secrets.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so okay, don't forget to heat up those
Speaker 1: that are leftover gob and goolies and I went, they're
Speaker 1: never on the menu. What's a gob and Gongooli? This
Speaker 1: can be a new way of me actualizing myself the
Speaker 1: gob and GOOLI. Use I cannot recommend this movie enough.
Speaker 1: It is such a beautiful. It's a heart opening and
Speaker 1: heartwarming movie. It's so good.
Speaker 5: Yeah it will it will really really move you. If
Speaker 5: anyone can anyone with the mom should watch it.
Speaker 1: Well, no, you were selling it to the world really,
Speaker 1: and you know when you lose mums, you lose your life.
Speaker 1: Good luck, it's like humpty dumpty, good luck putting that
Speaker 1: back together. And good morning to you. Christian show yesterday
Speaker 1: and a time was stunt which if you only ever
Speaker 1: hear this part of the show is something to do.
Speaker 1: At eight thirty we did a time where see yesterday
Speaker 1: and it was put a villain in a song when Rio,
Speaker 1: When you came up this idea, I said, this isn't
Speaker 1: a thing. It's going to be very hard for people
Speaker 1: to randomly hear it in the middle of their mornings. Hey,
Speaker 1: you know that thing that game we all play where
Speaker 1: you put a villain in a song. I need to
Speaker 1: do it right now and you got minutes to text
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Speaker 1: inundated with how many brilliant ones people came up with.
Speaker 1: So much. I'm going to do a part two this morning,
Speaker 1: so there is a prize for the best in show.
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Speaker 1: you go and see whatever you want, but that is
Speaker 1: their big, big movie. You're going to see the preview tonight.
Speaker 3: Pats No, I'm not no, but it looks incredible. I
Speaker 3: was seeing online someone had put something up about his fitness.
Speaker 3: Tom Cruise's fitness guy is he looks amazing former like
Speaker 3: his body. It's like they've stuck his head on a
Speaker 3: twenty year old's body. He looks incredible.
Speaker 1: Again with the hyperbole today, every single break they stuck
Speaker 1: his hand to tell you what looking about Vince Vaughan's hair,
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise, Literally you're going around at the moment. There's
Speaker 1: no excuse not to fly barber with you. It's like
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Speaker 2: I love it?
Speaker 1: Not bad boy. He's the least he's the shiniest seek.
Speaker 1: There's nothing bad.
Speaker 6: About I just want to get my head there.
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Speaker 4: Yes, it's incredible.
Speaker 1: Put a bag over that, Tom, but I'll do that
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Speaker 5: He's excuse me.
Speaker 1: I've always wondered who Trump was inspired. Now now I've
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Speaker 1: Yesterday's one was so big, I'm doing a part two
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Speaker 1: This movie that's on Netflix that we are loving from
Speaker 1: Karen Morning everyone, a film like I'm a mister Wolfe
Speaker 1: sending this message. I haven't seen Nonas and was going
Speaker 1: to watch it on the weekend, but now I know
Speaker 1: a few things. Christian. You mentioned the funeral. We turned
Speaker 1: over to a classical music station. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: hear anymore. I retune after I thought was enough time
Speaker 1: Pats is talking about recreating his dead recipes, Mum's recipes.
Speaker 1: I turned back to the classical musical station. Come on literally.
Speaker 1: In the description on Netflix, right, it says this, after
Speaker 1: losing his beloved mother, a man risks everything to honor
Speaker 1: her by opening an Italian restaurant with actual Nonie. Yes,
Speaker 1: and all this. In the trailer, it's the funeral.
Speaker 5: The first five minutes, everything we've talked about happens.
Speaker 1: It's all there. It's a lot more. The exposition gets
Speaker 1: out the way. Yes, there are no surprises.
Speaker 4: It's like watching Titanic and saying, oh, come.
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Speaker 1: Since you've been Gottum, deserved to winner, Brendan Rudge, You're winning.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: We do a feature on the show, an occasional feature
Speaker 1: called Late the Party. This is where anything you've ever
Speaker 1: heard us talking about on the show, with you catching
Speaker 1: up with old shows or podcasts, you can always bring
Speaker 1: it back whenever you want to. Late Christian, longtime listener
Speaker 1: for the UK, now listening to you over in Australia
Speaker 1: and the Gold Podcast. Was watching the BBC News the
Speaker 1: other evening and immediately thought of your segment on nominative determinism.
Speaker 1: This is from Mark Hewittson. Thank you very much. Now
Speaker 1: we do occasionally do a thing called nominative determinism. This
Speaker 1: is a phenomenon where they believe that if you have
Speaker 1: a certain name, it will influence your choice of vocation.
Speaker 1: We've done this before in the show Thinks about two
Speaker 1: years ago. Haven't listened to these.
Speaker 8: He's a school teacher.
Speaker 1: And her name is nis Kid.
Speaker 2: I had a colins to be by a doctor in Wherby.
Speaker 9: Called the librarian at my kids primary school with missus Reed.
Speaker 10: Mister Page with a book publisher.
Speaker 11: My wife, missus Carol Money, she worked in the bank.
Speaker 12: I know a gastro doctor named doctor.
Speaker 9: But her name is Rosemary and she was a nurse
Speaker 9: and she married a guy called mister Nurse, so she
Speaker 9: became nurse nurse.
Speaker 11: Okay, guys, so I've got a maide.
Speaker 13: His name is Will Wall and he's a brick player.
Speaker 1: Will Wall is one of my favorites. Also Carol Money,
Speaker 1: who's an accountant and then nurse nurse. Anyway, Mark is
Speaker 1: watching the BBC News and he had this guy.
Speaker 14: The doctor has invented a new way to collect you're
Speaker 14: in samples, which he hopes will save the NHS time
Speaker 14: and money, helping the environment.
Speaker 15: It's the brainchild of consultant urologist Nick burns Cox.
Speaker 1: Sorry, who was frustrated to use at least three classical
Speaker 1: for the Sorry.
Speaker 15: He's a urologist and his name is consultant urologist Nick
Speaker 15: burns Cox.
Speaker 2: That is that right?
Speaker 1: How's he getting work? You can hear that they know
Speaker 1: this Mark. This is a great spot. By the way,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 14: The doctor has invented a new way to collect. You're
Speaker 14: in the slight smirks will say the NHS time and
Speaker 14: money whilst also helping the environment.
Speaker 15: It's the brainchild of consultant urologist Nick burns Cox.
Speaker 1: Who was frustrated emphasizing and it's not the classic for
Speaker 1: the tests. He knows what is handling like a master
Speaker 1: comedian and also if he's developed a new way of
Speaker 1: getting them, Please go easy, sir. With a name like that,
Speaker 1: please go easy.
Speaker 15: Consultant crologist Nick burns Cox.
Speaker 5: You couldn't be a teacher with that there if you
Speaker 5: have to go into.
Speaker 1: The surely when people are you know, and it's such
Speaker 1: a sensitive area of the human and anatomy to have
Speaker 1: a problem with. And then you hear about the only
Speaker 1: guy that's available.
Speaker 15: Is consultant heurologist Nick burns Cox.
Speaker 1: Is there anyone else working today? Incredible scenes, So Mark,
Speaker 1: thank you very much for that. So let's bring it
Speaker 1: back then, nominative to tournamentism. All we need to know
Speaker 1: it's a theory about it is your name related to
Speaker 1: your job? Well, I remember when we first started talking
Speaker 1: about this in the first year of the show. Someone
Speaker 1: was seven years ago and the first person that called
Speaker 1: him was a butcher called Bob Chopp, and he was
Speaker 1: from a whole line of five generations of chops, all butchers,
Speaker 1: starting with our guy Bob Chopp. That's what That's one
Speaker 1: that always stays with me. So is your name related
Speaker 1: to your job?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Right now on the show, then we're talking about a
Speaker 1: thing called nominative determinism, a theory created by Carl Jung.
Speaker 1: I believe, And yeah, this is the only breakfast show
Speaker 1: in town where you'll get a Carl Young reference. I
Speaker 1: know Fifi does a lot of Carl Young stuff, but
Speaker 1: I'm more of a freud man. It means name driven outcome,
Speaker 1: that your name will influence the choice you have on
Speaker 1: some subconscious level to the work you go into. The
Speaker 1: butcher Bob Chop, stomach surgeon Christian I had as a child.
Speaker 1: His name was I swear to God. This is true,
Speaker 1: Doctor Mark Slaughter. Oh, I mean that is a nominative determinism.
Speaker 1: If that was a serial killer, it's the theory being proved.
Speaker 1: He had no choice, had no choice but to be
Speaker 1: a butcher.
Speaker 5: Your honor nominative.
Speaker 1: This has come from one of you seeing on TV
Speaker 1: in the UK earlier this week in The Evening All
Speaker 1: the Way in the UK this feature, which he's done
Speaker 1: a couple of years ago called nominative determinism. Is your
Speaker 1: job or it might be someone you know? Linked to
Speaker 1: the name, link to the job.
Speaker 14: The doctor has invented a new way to collect. You're
Speaker 14: in he hopes will save the NHS time and money,
Speaker 14: whilst also helping the environment.
Speaker 15: It's the brainchil of consultant urologist Nick Burns Cox, who
Speaker 15: was frustrated having.
Speaker 1: To use at least three frustrate with his flipper tastes.
Speaker 5: Is there a new way to collect? Yes, you're just
Speaker 5: pissing the cup.
Speaker 1: No you don't. No, no, no, no, no, come on no,
Speaker 1: he's obviously developed a new way burning obviously by the
Speaker 1: son of his name, burning people. All right, let's get
Speaker 1: some calls now, Darrell, Darryl, Darrell, Derell, Okay, and Durrell.
Speaker 1: Is that a mixture of two names together? That red
Speaker 1: I've never heard that name before.
Speaker 16: Hi morning, Christian Pets and Jeff here are you going down?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We're great. Yeah, Drell, what an amazing name.
Speaker 6: Oh, thank you?
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 16: I used to work in theater on a nurse and
Speaker 16: I used to work with a cardiac surgeon and his
Speaker 16: name was mister harsh Perf.
Speaker 1: This is what we're talking about, doctor Heart. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: heard about here in Melbourne as well, Dr Spark, who
Speaker 1: is a consultant cardialosist that actually has treated several heartlesseners.
Speaker 5: Bits of people take him seriously.
Speaker 1: I would say I would be reassured because you're a
Speaker 1: heart guy by name and just action.
Speaker 5: He sounds a bit like a joker. I think i'd
Speaker 5: want someone with someone that's taking a bit more seriously.
Speaker 5: Mister Hart. You think maybe he just stumbles into surgeon.
Speaker 2: Not at all.
Speaker 1: No, not doctor Heart. No, it's children's TV character as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well said Derell this younger generation. Respect from a man
Speaker 1: of science. Thank you to real good on.
Speaker 13: You have a great guy, guys, have a great guy.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Sorry, it doesn't matter, have a great guy
Speaker 1: in the whatever you want to do to have a
Speaker 1: great day, have a great guy with a day, have
Speaker 1: a great guy. You no time for chit chat about
Speaker 1: that name? Is it a combination of Diane and Narel
Speaker 1: or Darryl?
Speaker 6: Maybe Darryl maybe, but it could have been.
Speaker 4: Is it going to be a girl or Daryl, we
Speaker 4: like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a beautiful name. It is a love. Can
Speaker 1: you get Darrell back salking his ask her again about
Speaker 1: her name. In the meantime, let's go to Conn. Good
Speaker 1: morning Conn, Good morning Christian, Good morning morning Conn. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. Thanks for joining us this morning. Now, con, So,
Speaker 1: what do you know about someone whose name is related
Speaker 1: to their job?
Speaker 13: Okay, so it is me. I was a bus driver
Speaker 13: for twenty years. Wanted to get out. My wife said, oh,
Speaker 13: I just got a number off a truck. Game and
Speaker 13: McCall went for an interview, got the job and the
Speaker 13: the name of the company is Conchie's Theory.
Speaker 1: And you're canm so and I'm con wow, it was
Speaker 1: calling you. It's a side. It's a very specific sign
Speaker 1: only for you can't absolute And you.
Speaker 5: Just got the number off a truck, on the side
Speaker 5: of a truck.
Speaker 1: How many of us can say that they're in a
Speaker 1: job now they've got the number off the side of
Speaker 1: the truck. I'm all for this. Who needs LinkedIn? Let's
Speaker 1: take it old school?
Speaker 10: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 1: Con All right, thanks you cool, have a good day,
Speaker 1: Thank you, bye bye, Golden Narrel. Yet, Darrell, are you
Speaker 1: going to beat Darrell. Is she back on yet? She
Speaker 1: having a good guy?
Speaker 4: Is trying on the phone.
Speaker 1: She got off the phone from us. It's busy, isn't she?
Speaker 5: She's very busy?
Speaker 1: Rore Okay, Andy, good morning, I'm good Andy. Have you
Speaker 1: having a good week so far? So name related to job, Andy.
Speaker 18: Well, I've work for a guy. His name is Rob Sewers,
Speaker 18: was in charge of the sewer maintenance team.
Speaker 1: Best one so far. This is incredible. It's incredible. The
Speaker 1: name again and he Rob Sewers, Yes, but it was.
Speaker 18: The Portuguese spelling. Yeah, it's just like sewer. So he
Speaker 18: was in charge of the sewer maintenance, gotcha.
Speaker 1: That's right. I was once served by a waiter in
Speaker 1: a bar in Portugal whose name tag is spelled Jesus. Right,
Speaker 1: So I was like, yeah, I was, I'm tipping this guy.
Speaker 1: You just never know, he never know. It's the second Coming.
Speaker 1: This is a real Jesus move to come back as Jesus.
Speaker 1: And how would I really treat Jesus slash Jesus. I
Speaker 1: see you, my savior, and I'm giving you a good
Speaker 1: tip as well.
Speaker 5: You don't want to get to the pearly well, actually, yeah.
Speaker 1: I recognize you. Oh my gods, you called me back down?
Speaker 1: Hell with you? You're not a Christian anyway. Nominative determinism. No,
Speaker 1: Darrell's back Darrell. Yes, I love your name. Isn't a
Speaker 1: mixture of Darryl and NoREL.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 16: No, my mum when she was younger, christ was quite
Speaker 16: unwell and I got named after her when she was
Speaker 16: in the Royal Children. So I was named after her.
Speaker 16: Right when I went was in high school she became
Speaker 16: she was a textiles teacher and she was actually the
Speaker 16: worst teacher I ever had.
Speaker 13: And this dodgy.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 1: So let's me somehow move further away from the truth.
Speaker 1: But how do you go from the rail to Drell.
Speaker 8: That's just what my mother.
Speaker 16: Called because she knew this lady when she was in
Speaker 16: the Royal Childress, her best friend. Because she started in
Speaker 16: her children the long period of.
Speaker 6: Time her name, she's going to start this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now you mentioned I get all of it. It
Speaker 1: makes complete Saints hang up for Christian O'Connell. Sh go
Speaker 1: on podcast Good Morning, It's to Christian O'Connell show. We
Speaker 1: never leave a callder down. But you say, Caitlin, who
Speaker 1: does speak the language of the Bogans has called Darrell back.
Speaker 1: She's like our kind of Osland interpreter for Bogans Osbo.
Speaker 7: It's true, it makes complete sense. So what happened was
Speaker 7: her mother was in hospital when she was a kid.
Speaker 7: She met this other lady who was lovely and her
Speaker 7: name was Darell, and she thought, God, I love that name,
Speaker 7: and that's why she named her daughter Durell.
Speaker 1: Years later, what was his textiles lady?
Speaker 6: So years later.
Speaker 7: She's in high school and she meets the Darrell she
Speaker 7: was named after her who ended up her textile teacher.
Speaker 1: And she was, oh, the odd I know, incredible, that's amazing.
Speaker 4: Incredible story.
Speaker 7: Right, Yeah, so Darrell was a terrible textile teacher.
Speaker 4: But she met her.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so that's what she meant by she was a
Speaker 7: terrible textile teacher. The woman she was named after, unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Not that great work interpreter. All right, now back to
Speaker 1: names related to jobs, Thank you very much, Sarah. Christian
Speaker 1: had locksmith come out change all the locks in my house.
Speaker 1: His name was Ian Locke. Christian I worked for a
Speaker 1: popcorn manufacturer. The warehouse manager's surname is colonel as in
Speaker 1: K E R N E. Oh sorry, K E R
Speaker 1: N E L. That's Craig and Cranburn. Christian. Our manager
Speaker 1: in our electrical division is Phil Watts, spelled as in
Speaker 1: what that's incredible? Yes, yes, Christian. I once worked with
Speaker 1: a zoo keeper called Tristan Bird. I hope he's in
Speaker 1: charge of the birdhouse. The avery's Christian. My name is Clinton.
Speaker 1: I had prostate cancer and lost full use of my manhood.
Speaker 1: Incredible for sharing the story. I met a doctor who
Speaker 1: literally changed my life. He point implant in his name,
Speaker 1: Dr Christopher Love. Oh wow, that's incredible. I'm glad every
Speaker 1: think is okay, Clint, thank you for sharing that. Christian.
Speaker 1: In the mid nineties at Melbourne Water, the boss was
Speaker 1: called Tony Crapper. Oh come on, is that right? You
Speaker 1: had me on Tony Crapper.
Speaker 4: There's a couple actually at Melbourne Water.
Speaker 3: I remember one of their PR guys back in the
Speaker 3: early two thousands.
Speaker 4: His surname was Drinkwater.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Wasn't it only Drinkwater. I think it was the
Speaker 1: former CEO before it got sold off.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, I think so Water need PR.
Speaker 1: I get press releases from the water companies. All I
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 5: It's good.
Speaker 1: We need it like what else do pr works everywhere?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't stop.
Speaker 1: There was an apprentice jockey in the eighties Christian Australa
Speaker 1: called a prentice the Philippines Catholic Church. A couple of
Speaker 1: years ago, I had a cardinal called Cardinal sin. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's actually terrifying. That is actually terrifying, Peter. I'm going
Speaker 1: to ask, how do you know this here in Glen
Speaker 1: Iris there? How do you know about the goings on
Speaker 1: in the Philippines Catholic Churt Sir Christian, I have a
Speaker 1: friend who is a doctor called doctor Payne.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show one podcast.
Speaker 1: Store your names related to jobs come pouring in. Leanne Banker.
Speaker 1: Leanne Banker has listened to the show right now. He
Speaker 1: used to work in a bank as a bank teller.
Speaker 1: Leanne bank Of course, of course you had no choice.
Speaker 1: Christianis who work for Arnot's Snack Food. Years ago we
Speaker 1: had June Crisp work in there, and also Bruce Baker.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Meredith. Christian. I used to work
Speaker 1: with a gastro enterologist called Joshua. But that's unfortunately, this
Speaker 1: is the third mention I've seen actually of the great
Speaker 1: work of mister sorry, doctor Joshua. But Christian, I had
Speaker 1: to go and see and was consulted by a brilliant neurogist,
Speaker 1: doctor Brain. Christian, he was destined. Why of you sent
Speaker 1: me a lict book about clinical neurology written by a
Speaker 1: lord brain, not a doctor, a lord brain. Many years ago, Christian,
Speaker 1: we had a plumber come out and his name was
Speaker 1: Dwayne Pipe. That's my favorite one of the mornings so
Speaker 1: far to Ayne Pipe.
Speaker 2: Let's leave it there, Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Earlier on this morning. Perhaps he was talking about going
Speaker 1: to a bank yesterday to her daughter's banking and Dolomite
Speaker 1: accounts came up. Christian, I'm thirty nine years old, still
Speaker 1: have my Dolomite account. I'm known as the most loyal customer.
Speaker 1: I even built my first home with the savings. Well,
Speaker 1: the deposit Dolomites got me my house. I don't know
Speaker 1: how how many That is simply not true. I doubt that.
Speaker 4: Maybe if he bought it in the eighties with like.
Speaker 1: A fourth lego house, a little kiddies windy house and
Speaker 1: Bobly garden, but shortly an actual house. Yesterd on a show,
Speaker 1: we had this great call from Laurie.
Speaker 8: Yeah, my grade four teacher was named John Sheppard.
Speaker 1: He taught me a really good mess trick. If I
Speaker 1: can multiply any two digit number boy eleven.
Speaker 13: In my head as quick as you can do it
Speaker 13: on the calculator, all.
Speaker 1: Right, twenty eight times eleven.
Speaker 2: That's three hundred night eight times eleven, three hundred eight.
Speaker 1: It's an impressive trick. So what do you still remember
Speaker 1: from school? Time goes by? Decodes go by, But some
Speaker 1: of that stuff is still in there. Not much benefit,
Speaker 1: but you still remember.
Speaker 7: It.
Speaker 1: Actually often more easy to retrieve those data files and
Speaker 1: actual stuff like family member's phone numbers.
Speaker 2: Nuts.
Speaker 1: I still don't know her phone number. Every time we're
Speaker 1: like and we just need to put a Mexic on time?
Speaker 2: Who at your number?
Speaker 1: How can you not know the kids? Young people? They
Speaker 1: know my number off by heart. What would you do
Speaker 1: if you're in trouble. It's fifty two year old dude,
Speaker 1: I'd be okay. I will be wondering the streets. Crime
Speaker 1: my mummy. It's not my wife.
Speaker 5: It is suspicious.
Speaker 1: It is suspicious. Don't cry more rumors to held Sundry
Speaker 1: back on this. Everything is fine? Is any hoozy woozy
Speaker 1: what it was talking about? What do you still remember
Speaker 1: from school?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Obviously a long time ago for you, Patsy.
Speaker 6: Whused to love.
Speaker 1: It's spinning that hoop down the road with that stick.
Speaker 3: We didn't have slates and hammer things. What did they
Speaker 3: use back in the Testament times? Slates of to write?
Speaker 3: I remember not they southwest? Never eat soggy wheat picks.
Speaker 1: Never eat shredded wheat. Naughty elephants, square water. That's what
Speaker 1: kids say to me. That's how if I was ever lost,
Speaker 1: that's what I'd remember it and saved myself. Imagines how
Speaker 1: bad grills does it? Naughty elephants squirt water? Real? What
Speaker 1: do you remember from school?
Speaker 5: A couple?
Speaker 1: One?
Speaker 5: It is necessary for me to wear one collar and
Speaker 5: two socks. There's one sea necessary and two socks. Can
Speaker 5: never remember? Which is it?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 5: Two seasons?
Speaker 1: Spell business? Correctly? Where are you doubling up with that s?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: Of course that politician? Now, yes, exactly, Susan, it's actually
Speaker 1: two s's and the other one.
Speaker 5: In geography in like U nine, they led us to
Speaker 5: believe that we really needed to know the difference between
Speaker 5: staalark tights and stalk right.
Speaker 1: One come from the ceiling of a cave. One come
Speaker 1: the floor.
Speaker 5: Yes, tights tights go down, but they might come up.
Speaker 5: That's it is that stalin tights, stetic tights go down
Speaker 5: from the ceiling.
Speaker 1: Stalk mtes go up, go up, Stanlic mights go up,
Speaker 1: Stalic mights go up. Startic tights come down. Yes, correct,
Speaker 1: norty elephants square water gets together. Now re educate Melbourne.
Speaker 1: But Kaitlyn, what do you remember from school? Certainly know
Speaker 1: how to spell, but.
Speaker 7: Please me, they were spelling so business. The one that
Speaker 7: can help you is buzzy nurs so b u s
Speaker 7: I and E double s buzzy.
Speaker 1: Because you are a bus, a bus missus shu shan susan,
Speaker 1: No shou shan. I am the leader, the elected one
Speaker 1: shou shan.
Speaker 4: And then the other one that.
Speaker 7: I learned was the difference between how to spell desert
Speaker 7: and dessert because they're so similar. You want two desserts,
Speaker 7: not two deserts.
Speaker 1: Oh I love, that's ready to go. That's oil fresh.
Speaker 1: I'm taking that with me. I don't know where I'll
Speaker 1: ever use it. Can I have the menu please for
Speaker 1: putting two of one?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: What do you remember from school? Give us a call.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show, go on podcast.
Speaker 1: What do you still remember from school? I think the
Speaker 1: only thing I can remember is colours in the rainbow.
Speaker 1: Richard of York gained battle in Vain. Well, that is
Speaker 1: an essential life skill. At any moment, I could be
Speaker 1: stopped during this radio show and someone demands to know
Speaker 1: the order of the colors in the rainbow, and I
Speaker 1: will not be found one ting i' have you ready
Speaker 1: for that day? I am ready. Richard of your gave
Speaker 1: battle in Vain battle. Yes, it sticks in there, yeah,
Speaker 1: nauughty elephants.
Speaker 5: Oh that is great.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see find out for what our listeners? Then,
Speaker 1: what do you still remember from school? Leone? Good morning?
Speaker 1: How are you? I'll tell you what you need. It's
Speaker 1: a little a monomic, right, not about spelling, but to
Speaker 1: put the people through. Let the people speak, I always say,
Speaker 1: they're trying to get in between us, Leone, Leoni Hello again.
Speaker 10: Hello, Hello. So I remember from school how to spell
Speaker 10: stationary correctly. So the ending e r y is like
Speaker 10: for paper and office supplies, just the same spelling as paper.
Speaker 1: I think it's not. I think it's rye for stationary
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 7: No, No.
Speaker 10: Is like car So we do something sitting still?
Speaker 5: I have an easy way to remember that we were taught.
Speaker 1: Oh it's been a man's plaining. How dare you? The
Speaker 1: listener is always right?
Speaker 5: I promise you this is simpler. He is the envelope,
Speaker 5: A is for sitting on your ass?
Speaker 2: Is good?
Speaker 1: I love that, Leoni? Do you want to start learning
Speaker 1: that one?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 10: Never, I could say, as on the radio.
Speaker 1: Going to Young Rio apparently a producer.
Speaker 6: You can the second one today?
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right, Patsy keep a note as well. Okay,
Speaker 1: threatening Leoni, thank you very much for calling. Who we
Speaker 1: got here? Julia? Put her through? Julia?
Speaker 10: How are you?
Speaker 1: Are you there?
Speaker 8: Yes, I'm here.
Speaker 1: Good stuff, Judy, I'm very good, Judy. What do you
Speaker 1: still remember from school?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 8: I remember two things. The first one is how to
Speaker 8: tell the difference between principle, like having a principle and
Speaker 8: the principal, the head of the school, because the principal
Speaker 8: of the school is your pal, because you've.
Speaker 10: Finished it with pa, that's a great yes, yeah.
Speaker 8: And the other one is the classic of how to
Speaker 8: remember how many days in each month of the year,
Speaker 8: So thirty days has September, April, June, and November. All
Speaker 8: the rest have thirty one except for February alone, which
Speaker 8: has twenty eight and twenty nine each week year.
Speaker 1: How have you remembered that? That sounds so complicated? The
Speaker 1: team has changed me because I said, you don't need
Speaker 1: to know this stuff. They went how many days September?
Speaker 1: I went thirty? When they went you need to remember this?
Speaker 1: Why I got a canda on my phone. That does
Speaker 1: it for me. I've outsourced my intelligence. Julia, thank you
Speaker 1: very much for giving us a call. Thank you, bye Enya.
Speaker 5: She did an extra by it. You can only do
Speaker 5: so many buyers.
Speaker 1: Take it easy. You either not put them through or
Speaker 1: you're trapped dooring them and you're sorry about this. We've
Speaker 1: got a couple of peeplates running the show today. It's
Speaker 1: my thing of helping the next generation get a leg up.
Speaker 1: Any good morning, morning, guys, morning, and you're welcome to show. So, Anya,
Speaker 1: what do you still remember from school?
Speaker 12: So in geography, coordinates on the map have to read
Speaker 12: them along the corridor, so like along the line and
Speaker 12: then up the stairs. So you go up the access
Speaker 12: that's going from the bottom to the top along the corridor,
Speaker 12: up the stairs.
Speaker 5: What's the corridor? Yeah, along along the corridor?
Speaker 1: Corridor, what is the corridor you're referring to?
Speaker 12: Any corridor.
Speaker 1: Become it's not falling out over the corridor, please, So
Speaker 1: any corridor going on?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So any coordinates in a corridor.
Speaker 12: In geography, when you're reading a map, coordinate maps before
Speaker 12: we had Google Maps.
Speaker 7: And all that.
Speaker 12: You go along the corridor, so you go along the
Speaker 12: bottom like a corridor, and then you go up the stairs,
Speaker 12: so you go up from the top to the bottom.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I get it. Sorry, we're a little bit slower
Speaker 1: of hearing and intelligence, maybe more that one actually, So
Speaker 1: where you end up on a job like this? All right,
Speaker 1: don't laugh that hard at that? Okay, Enya, thank you
Speaker 1: very much. Have a good day. Bye. Cookie? Is this cookie?
Speaker 17: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Gooday? Guys?
Speaker 11: Here are you going?
Speaker 1: Hey, welcome show cookie. So what do you remember from schoolmate?
Speaker 11: It's a little Ryan to spell beautiful and I take
Speaker 11: you to all my nephews and naces and things, and
Speaker 11: so I'm fifty to morrow, so I'm about your vintage Christian.
Speaker 1: So well, welcome to the club. And what a club type?
Speaker 1: Two diabilities around the corner statings maybe the Over the
Speaker 1: Hill Club. It's the it's the best years of our lives, prime, prime.
Speaker 11: Looking forward to it, mate, looking forward to it. So
Speaker 11: it's the spell Beautiful and it was missus B, Missus
Speaker 11: missus au T, missus I, missus.
Speaker 1: F L and I play that. Ah my god. It's
Speaker 1: like jay Z's wrapping on the show to us right now.
Speaker 1: It's got ninety nine problem for eight one ain't one
Speaker 1: of them. No problems, got it now? So it's your
Speaker 1: fiftieth tomorrow. What are you doing to celebrate this? It's
Speaker 1: a milestone.
Speaker 11: Yeah, doing a few things with the family. And I've
Speaker 11: got quite a big for My wife's got quite a
Speaker 11: big family. So just the casual thirty seven people around
Speaker 11: the dining table sort of stuff.
Speaker 1: Now, what sort of dining table you need? Three or four?
Speaker 1: You know, you have to beg Barry's still and they're
Speaker 1: never on the same height. You've dread being on one
Speaker 1: of those low ones. To the kids and that and
Speaker 1: the outlying family members. I'm always there, even.
Speaker 11: In my own family and the add ons and the
Speaker 11: plus one.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, happy birthday for tomorrow. Fifty is a great age.
Speaker 1: Jokes aside, it's a great age I love being this
Speaker 1: part of my life. You see things very differently. You're
Speaker 1: really you'll learn, you will learn to enjoy it. How
Speaker 1: do you feel about turning fifty?
Speaker 11: A bit nervous and a little bit with a bit
Speaker 11: of trepidation, But you know, what can you do? Time
Speaker 11: marches on? Doesn't it?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But also you also got to sit this way. We're
Speaker 1: lucky to have made it this far in life, agreed, agreed. Serious,
Speaker 1: you're lucky to have all those thirty seven hangers on
Speaker 1: and family members there tomorrow.
Speaker 11: You know, we made it through the nineties as young
Speaker 11: twenty year old.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yes, all of that. Yeah, well, look back
Speaker 1: at all of your life. That's what I would say
Speaker 1: this weekend. It's a celebration. It's a miracle to still
Speaker 1: be alive sometimes. And also now listen tomorrow the show.
Speaker 1: We're pulling out all the big guns at the moment.
Speaker 1: It's very competitive breakfast radio. At the moment. I'm giving
Speaker 1: away one hundred chop tops. You heard me, that's right,
Speaker 1: I'm crazy. I'm going to give you the first one
Speaker 1: now because you might not be listening to myrow iss
Speaker 1: your fiftieth you, sir, just won a very early birthday.
Speaker 11: Chop top excellent, thank you very much. And what a
Speaker 11: great way to try and give the weight off.
Speaker 5: In my right.
Speaker 1: Don't have that on certain type two diabetes. Go for
Speaker 1: a run after you've had it, okay, thanks, all right, Hey,
Speaker 1: happy birthday for tomorrow day.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, It is on, What's on?
Speaker 2: It is on?
Speaker 5: Do you have a name that's a pain? A name
Speaker 5: you always need to explain well with men?
Speaker 1: My name as in games Every Thursday, you play along,
Speaker 1: we compete what is it? It's a probably the most
Speaker 1: play alongable, shoutable show on the radio. You're screaming, it's.
Speaker 2: This is this?
Speaker 1: Why can't you get it? If you've got one of
Speaker 1: those names, it's a bit tricky. You'll have developed over
Speaker 1: the years an easy one line when you go no,
Speaker 1: as in you tell someone how to spell your name,
Speaker 1: what your name is? We hear your clue, We try
Speaker 1: and guess your name. This is how it went last week.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the name game. Caller one, my name as
Speaker 1: in royal gun, roy gun, cannon, Nope.
Speaker 5: Bazooka, queen, pistol, no, king shot.
Speaker 1: Yes, caller two, Good morning.
Speaker 12: My last name as in germs ikey.
Speaker 1: Sickness illness no e coal line, No, we're out of time.
Speaker 1: We're not, but without time, true ty. Call of three.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the name game as in surname like the
Speaker 1: coffee beans.
Speaker 6: No Russell Hobbes, call of three?
Speaker 1: What's the answer? Bar Buck? Okay, so calling now to play?
Speaker 1: Maybe you stump the show. Give us a call thirteen
Speaker 1: fifty five twenty two before we get to that, though,
Speaker 1: my friends, it is on now. Patsy is a superstar. However,
Speaker 1: at this game, you struggle. Let's be honest. You just
Speaker 1: you struggle.
Speaker 4: You stronger suits correct.
Speaker 6: Jack usually pips it. He's a superstar. At this game.
Speaker 1: It's between Jack and I. You're never really in the mix,
Speaker 1: and sadly you lost. So bady. Last week you went
Speaker 1: to the team to ask the engineers if there was
Speaker 1: something wrong with your headphones. Which week you're still guessing there,
Speaker 1: You're just guessing wrong. So what you were miming?
Speaker 4: No, I legitimately could not hear the calls.
Speaker 1: That great the rest of the show chirping away.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know. Maybe it's you your button pushing
Speaker 4: the bus.
Speaker 1: Did you have controller? As you know, is your one mister, No, no,
Speaker 1: I just know maybe you can pick up the trail here. Yes,
Speaker 1: so she sent you an email angrily, well.
Speaker 5: She angrily every single one of the producers last week
Speaker 5: at sixteen A.
Speaker 1: Eight sixteen during the show producing.
Speaker 5: This morning, I've had trouble, clearly clearly clearing some of
Speaker 5: the name game callers, and it's impacted my performance. Please,
Speaker 5: as a matter of urgency, investigate this the text that
Speaker 5: investigated and said, Patsy, sorry, we've found no.
Speaker 1: Issue with the lines.
Speaker 5: Will we appreciate your concern?
Speaker 6: Okay, look, I'm not from this segment.
Speaker 1: You jumped yourself phone. No, no, no, this is what
Speaker 1: we're going to do. I've got to get you back
Speaker 1: in the game now. I know what motivates you is
Speaker 1: getting your grubby little paws on those two ACRA Radio awards.
Speaker 1: As producer, Kat and go and find them. Bring him
Speaker 1: into Patsy studio right now to motivate you. Own it.
Speaker 1: Be the awards, be the awards, Awaken the winning Patrina Jones,
Speaker 1: the power away. Love it now. You hold them like
Speaker 1: boxing gloves. Come at me, come back.
Speaker 2: It is on, is it?
Speaker 1: Pats Let's go all right, call in right now to
Speaker 1: play in this Clash of the Titans thirteen fifty five,
Speaker 1: twenty two. Patsy just checking. Can you hear me?
Speaker 2: I can hear you?
Speaker 1: Rings a play?
Speaker 2: Okay, The Christian O'Connell Show.
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Speaker 1: Can Loggins. All right, let's do this the name game,
Speaker 1: as in you come on the air. I don't know
Speaker 1: your name, Patsy, and I take it from trying to
Speaker 1: guess what your name is from that one line clue
Speaker 1: you've developed because you've got one of those tricky names.
Speaker 1: Pats You're ready to go. Let's go already, okay, let's
Speaker 1: do this first. Good morning and welcome to the name game,
Speaker 1: as in caller one, my name.
Speaker 6: As in Bob down your uncle, haircut Hawkins, Bob Bob.
Speaker 1: Bob to Bob Bob effect.
Speaker 4: Can we have another hint?
Speaker 6: Bob singer singer Seega.
Speaker 1: Yes, headphones again? Are we on? Air. Good morning, it's
Speaker 1: Monday morning. Well done, Patsy, a strong start.
Speaker 4: It's a great name too, by the way, yea it is, yeah.
Speaker 1: Bob, thank you very much for calling caller too. Welcome
Speaker 1: to the name game.
Speaker 6: Hello, Patsy should.
Speaker 4: Get this one.
Speaker 8: So it's my surname.
Speaker 16: And the clue is chicken.
Speaker 6: Nope, roast nope, chicken Kentucky just gives cage.
Speaker 1: Chicken and eggs chick, chicken, chick chick chick.
Speaker 6: Range No another clue, yeah, kernel canel.
Speaker 1: Wow, wanna piece's tent at the moment, call a three,
Speaker 1: Good morning, call the three. Welcome to the name game.
Speaker 9: You gorew morning, Patsy.
Speaker 1: You've got to get this one.
Speaker 12: This is my first name.
Speaker 11: No, no, you're going to get it.
Speaker 12: My first names in.
Speaker 6: Chat feline pussy cat.
Speaker 1: Literature feral, blue eyed Siamese Piccanese first name kitty cat. Wow,
Speaker 1: well done, producers, you've given give me one, give her three.
Speaker 1: I get it. I get it. Bigger picture, guys, I
Speaker 1: can't hear you. Who said that? Get those engineers? Hey?
Speaker 12: Call the three is the things that often get called
Speaker 12: kitty instead.
Speaker 1: Of called what excuse that? Okay?
Speaker 4: Can you do that wrong?
Speaker 6: That's a name.
Speaker 1: Thank you, caller three, Thank you very much, have a
Speaker 1: good day, caller four. Welcome to the name game.
Speaker 12: As in, it's a surname to body parts, the.
Speaker 1: Bone, eyebrow's face. There's two body pops ford leg head
Speaker 1: head leg no.
Speaker 6: Leg, give us a hint to body pops part of the.
Speaker 17: Leg, ankle, heel, to big toe, achilles heel.
Speaker 12: What's the toe attached to?
Speaker 6: What's the water attached achilles?
Speaker 1: No toe, big toe, little toe, all the toes? Yeah no,
Speaker 1: what did you say? She isn't the foot?
Speaker 12: A foot is the first part and then the next part.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I think about the operation. Now go around foot, ankle,
Speaker 1: big toe, little toe, a pi app ankle, achilles heel.
Speaker 11: Another clue.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so it's another name for a breath.
Speaker 1: Oh had rest? Yeah no, I give up kids, your
Speaker 1: name is foot tip. It was changed. Now are you
Speaker 1: now what your meaning?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: What did you change it to?
Speaker 6: Bordado?
Speaker 1: Right? That made so much Patsy, So we play one
Speaker 1: last round next. At the moment it is two to
Speaker 1: one to Patsy. Everything to play for Christian O'Connell show
Speaker 1: go on post gardening bands, gardening bands to the sorry
Speaker 1: gardening movies. We have a problem my life's work seven
Speaker 1: hours on it's yesterday. You mean we're not going to
Speaker 1: get to hear about Hedge Sheeran, Midnight Soil moltch Box.
Speaker 5: We can still don't.
Speaker 1: I will be very busy during Patsy's news, and normally
Speaker 1: I take notes to know what's happening in the world
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, you know, But I'm afraid enough
Speaker 1: to slip this one out. Listeners, can you send me
Speaker 1: some oh my word, wow weed. It is on two
Speaker 1: one two Patsy scenes at the moment poist, is there
Speaker 1: a buzzer beat in the one pound pom? Who knows?
Speaker 1: All right, let's find out final round for the name
Speaker 1: game as in caller one. Welcome to the name game
Speaker 1: as in second and find a round this morning.
Speaker 16: My first name as in traffic lights Amber?
Speaker 1: Stop?
Speaker 6: Who is Amber?
Speaker 1: Amber? It's over?
Speaker 17: It's not.
Speaker 1: It now? Come back? Okay, cooler too, Good morning, Welcome
Speaker 1: to the name game. Good morning.
Speaker 16: My surname is in chewing gum Wrigley.
Speaker 5: You knew it.
Speaker 6: That was great, you guessed it.
Speaker 1: We're here at the same time three two whatever. You're nervous.
Speaker 4: Why would I be nervous.
Speaker 1: Another loss coming a little bit.
Speaker 4: Don't you get on the bandway?
Speaker 1: Have you still got those acres? Or they slipped out
Speaker 1: of your grass and someone else come to get them?
Speaker 5: Whatever your now.
Speaker 1: I'm living rent free on your hand. I'm in your kitchen,
Speaker 1: making myself and nice. She said it, in your kitchen.
Speaker 2: You can get out of my kitchen.
Speaker 1: I'm already in there. Can't get out. I can't make
Speaker 1: me sorry. Grown us on the radio every morning, six.
Speaker 16: Or nine, call a three, Good morning, all three.
Speaker 1: It's all on you, my friend.
Speaker 10: Hello, my first name as in bread.
Speaker 1: Sour dough, tip top, brown granary loaf.
Speaker 4: Toast loaf, No has in bread toast.
Speaker 1: Toast sour dough, wonder slice sliced cinnamon. No other tops
Speaker 1: of bread are there?
Speaker 2: I'm wondering.
Speaker 1: I'm now in the bread are what do I see? Hell?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: She draws even wow? Is it something to celebrate?
Speaker 17: You?
Speaker 1: Match me? Real? Is one more? Is there one more
Speaker 1: before we go to the news or is it officially
Speaker 1: a draw?
Speaker 4: One more? Let's do it?
Speaker 1: Have we got one more? Producers? Is there one more? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We're just putting a caller through live right now. We've
Speaker 1: got the former afl umpires producing the show today over
Speaker 1: the place we've given I've given them jobs of scoop them.
Speaker 1: Finally available another caller, Kayden, talk to me? Who do
Speaker 1: we have?
Speaker 7: We are struggling to.
Speaker 10: Get a caller.
Speaker 7: You can hear Tina in the background trying to speak
Speaker 7: to someone.
Speaker 2: Not right now? Do we have a caller?
Speaker 4: Yes, we've got a caller here.
Speaker 1: This is live radio. Tina. Word don Tina? That part
Speaker 1: of the dream Tina? I told you million times. Caller four?
Speaker 1: Good morning, hello caller four. Well done? Right, have you
Speaker 1: got a good clue? We are tied here? Three apiece
Speaker 1: again for the ages.
Speaker 16: Bring a cat without the gn.
Speaker 6: I didn't you hear that? See what I mean?
Speaker 9: Bring the cat without the G.
Speaker 1: Bring a cat without the G.
Speaker 6: Oh oh bring it?
Speaker 1: Just forget it. This is called it a g Tina,
Speaker 1: not great Mate, not the dream Tina.
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Speaker 1: him and his lady friend. All right, so I knew
Speaker 1: this yesterday, but it's definitely garden movies, garden movies. This
Speaker 1: world Garden Week, Tasmanian woman has taken up the first
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Speaker 1: soulful but definitely hideous. Now Murray, who won this amazing awards,
Speaker 1: is playing a state of the lawn on her ex
Speaker 1: husband who got the lawn mower in theirs.
Speaker 2: What a story.
Speaker 1: I feel like checking my little Iobi and the charging
Speaker 1: pack over there and doing it for her, Poor Kathleen.
Speaker 1: All right, we're looking for your gardening movies. These were
Speaker 1: compiled in the last few minutes.
Speaker 5: You've done very well.
Speaker 1: You haven't heard them yet. No malone, no malone, Look
Speaker 1: hose four king, excuse me, look those.
Speaker 5: For double Norse.
Speaker 1: You don't want to say that too quickly. Earth Girls
Speaker 1: are not easy. I'll tell you who are earthworks? Like
Speaker 1: karaoke there thinking about this one girls, ten things I
Speaker 1: rake about you? Sylvia, Hey, we so fum deadlights and
Speaker 1: my god, they love it gardeners they loves loans. That's right.
Speaker 1: His favorite movie is Rockery three.
Speaker 5: That's good.
Speaker 1: They're the Golden Rio. What have you got gardening movies?
Speaker 5: Sevens in the garden?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's she doing?
Speaker 5: It's James Pond. That's good. That's good. Shakespeare's in the garden.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, mulcha do about nothing? Okay, now we're in
Speaker 5: the gold Town okay, gold Adam Sandler's in the gardeners.
Speaker 1: What's a Sam Man doing out there?
Speaker 5: It's mister Weed's.
Speaker 1: Mister Wee Silfa, yeah, obvious.
Speaker 5: And finally there's a who I don't know who's in
Speaker 5: this movie?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Hot Shrub time Machine, Hot Shrub time Machine.
Speaker 2: Gold.
Speaker 1: Okay, what have you got them? Gardening movies? Oh? Four
Speaker 1: some five O three one O four three? Good luck?
Speaker 1: When Mark next?
Speaker 2: The Christian o'connal show? Vodka?
Speaker 1: Why should you join us tomorrow morning? Do I need
Speaker 1: to tell you you should always be joining us. However, tomorrow,
Speaker 1: I have chok tops to give away. Ninety nine. I
Speaker 1: don't know why it's nineteen. I was just anyway. Ninety
Speaker 1: nine is too many? Actually, ninety nine chock tops. You
Speaker 1: would a chop top? You okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, you
Speaker 1: in the background. You don't even listen? You would a
Speaker 1: chop top? How do I give away these chok tops?
Speaker 1: Is there anyone anyone out there who can hear my cries?
Speaker 5: Is this it's me, chocktop Man?
Speaker 1: I thought it was all alone in this.
Speaker 5: No, I've got too many chop tops, Christian, I've got
Speaker 5: one hundred to give away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you were listening early, catch on the podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: that Richard who's fifty tomorrow, he said he couldn't listen,
Speaker 1: so I've given him one. It's ninety nine. Chock Top
Speaker 1: Man got ninety nine chop tops to give away. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I can't wait right now, change mics right now, Rio,
Speaker 1: please mark the time wasters, gardening movies, child gardening movies.
Speaker 1: Okay you ready to mark? Yes? Ready now? Okay? We
Speaker 1: got Austin Flowers, Oh gold Shan of the Shed, gold Os,
Speaker 1: we did it, rake it, Ralph Silver, the Big Lee
Speaker 1: Skowsky bronze.
Speaker 3: Gold.
Speaker 1: I love this one. Shane kung Fu Agapanthus, Oh, very
Speaker 1: very good gold. The cost has always ring twice the gold.
Speaker 1: Four weadings and a funeral silver. Jerry Manure bront and
Speaker 1: digging in the rain. Who is the winner this morning?
Speaker 5: Shane kung Fu Aga Panthers.
Speaker 1: That's the one. We're back tomorrow, nineteen ninep.
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