Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Christian O'Connell Show. Come on in, Jackie Boye.
Speaker 3: Get to see you.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Pats Morning team. How was on Monday? Are
Speaker 2: we beginning to Tuesday? Were you a Monday winner or loser?
Speaker 2: Which way you Patsy?
Speaker 4: Oh, definitely a loser. Had to go to the supermarket yesterday.
Speaker 4: Why is it when you go? I never have the
Speaker 4: bags in the back of the car. I always leave
Speaker 4: them in the car.
Speaker 2: So my wife so organized. She's always got the bags.
Speaker 2: You know, there are people in life they keep the
Speaker 2: bags in the bags within bags within bags. They've got
Speaker 2: like bags bundled in like Russian dolls and they march
Speaker 2: in with their arms. They're always very organized.
Speaker 5: That's my wife organized.
Speaker 2: Them in the car and the foot when or in
Speaker 2: the boot.
Speaker 3: I remember the bags pretty quiet there.
Speaker 4: And do you have like the cold bags for the
Speaker 4: frozen stuff as well as.
Speaker 3: Yeah, groceries one and I trust myself to get home
Speaker 3: in a quick enough time that you can put the
Speaker 3: meat in.
Speaker 2: The fish has probably got some sort of fridge mode
Speaker 2: in the boot as well, and that freeze the tray
Speaker 2: it's ice cubes and over that you can put organs
Speaker 2: in there, vegetable crystals in there.
Speaker 5: So I had to go yesterday.
Speaker 4: I was very annoyed for a start because I had
Speaker 4: to buy bags because I hadn't remembered the bags. So
Speaker 4: I got the brown paper one and as I'm going, just.
Speaker 2: A bag of shame, isn't it You're either stepping up
Speaker 2: like like ninety nine cent one you can get or
Speaker 2: there's the paper bag one or twenty five And I
Speaker 2: was not give them to us. I know it is
Speaker 2: twenty five cent to you Mega supermarket making the billions profits.
Speaker 4: And I was so tight I thought I will get
Speaker 4: one bag, even though I should have three, but I
Speaker 4: will get one because I've forgotten the bags.
Speaker 5: I refuse to get any more than I need.
Speaker 4: Only that backfired because as I'm walking out of the shop,
Speaker 4: I could feel one of the handles like let go.
Speaker 5: It's like, nah, I can't hold.
Speaker 2: Is the poundish they can actually hold in there? Is
Speaker 2: it half a grand?
Speaker 5: Not much?
Speaker 2: Is it just air molecules and nothing else? You put
Speaker 2: in one banana or a couple of walnuts? That things straining?
Speaker 2: Isn't it that those weak ass handles. There's the thinnest
Speaker 2: fabric in mankind in space and time history.
Speaker 3: I bet you had an over.
Speaker 5: Oh I had quite a bit. I had a leg
Speaker 5: of lamb for a stiles.
Speaker 2: So alike you. It's normally some old deer and they
Speaker 2: don't even make it out of that bay. They turn
Speaker 2: the corner. Here there's bloody hell.
Speaker 5: Everything fell on the grounds.
Speaker 2: Like a pineapple or something rolling down.
Speaker 5: The cornor it's went down the gutter.
Speaker 2: And some and they sort of do that thing where
Speaker 2: they pretend to bend over and look for a young assistant.
Speaker 2: I guess I'll pick this up. I'll give him a
Speaker 2: couple of seconds. I do that, Just pull up a
Speaker 2: trouser legs. I can bend down with that creasing. Oh
Speaker 2: you do it, then you're nearer.
Speaker 5: I left the apples in the gutter. They're still there. Pupa.
Speaker 2: They are crap, aren't they?
Speaker 4: Those by And it was almost like in slow motion,
Speaker 4: and I thought, I'll just freeze and it'll stop ripping.
Speaker 5: But it didn't.
Speaker 4: It rip from the top of the bag right down
Speaker 4: in the bottom. Just fell out of it and.
Speaker 2: Pass what was a part of you, didn't you it'd
Speaker 2: probably go like that like whenever I don't know this
Speaker 2: bangate making it to the car. I'm committed now and
Speaker 2: I can't be bothered another I won't give this mega corporation.
Speaker 2: I'm sticking it to the man. I don't care. I
Speaker 2: don't get any of this. I'm paid for you clean
Speaker 2: up that apple the gunnery, shame on you.
Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jackie Boy, how was your Monday when you're losing?
Speaker 3: We were big winners on Monday. I got a taste
Speaker 3: of what Patsy must feel like all the time. We
Speaker 3: were invited to an exclusive event.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 3: I'm surprised I didn't see you there. Actually it was
Speaker 3: at one of Melbourne's premium dining places.
Speaker 5: Oh no way.
Speaker 2: Premium Well, I mean there's Patsy level what you go
Speaker 2: to you know that Rocky horror Showles movie? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then there's premium dying experience d E. Premium dining experience.
Speaker 3: So it was is remedy kimbucha.
Speaker 2: By the way, have you picked up how angry and
Speaker 2: jellous she is right now? Patsy is fuming.
Speaker 5: Can get malig lamb and mine through the window.
Speaker 2: Went that place is supposed to be Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's always the Age Good Food Guide up the top.
Speaker 3: And apparently to get a reservation there you waiting possible
Speaker 3: months to get in. So we drink heaps of kom
Speaker 3: Butcher at home, so remedy Kim Butcher he's putting on this.
Speaker 2: Of course it's much it is to eat there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, well, I'm talking about councer counts of Victoria.
Speaker 2: This guy wants to take time out of the show.
Speaker 2: I talk about remedy kombucha. How much of that milky
Speaker 2: stuff you got to have to get a free we're
Speaker 2: doing saving the balltops or something. I've got nine five
Speaker 2: and come for dinner. Let him and he's paying in
Speaker 2: coop mixture, half in coupons and half in.
Speaker 3: We must have dinged up on this system somewhere as
Speaker 3: premium buyers of butcher, because we order say much of it.
Speaker 3: So we got invited to this dinner where they paired
Speaker 3: every dish and there was a deeper statement you'd have
Speaker 3: to pay a buck, didn't have to pay anything. Every
Speaker 3: every dish had a glass of kom butcher paired with it.
Speaker 2: All right, for a glass of wine. That's not really
Speaker 2: how it's done it, Okay, is the wine coming? I
Speaker 2: pay for the wine? Was wine? Hold on that? So
Speaker 2: much of that fishy butcher I can have?
Speaker 3: Oh peach, okay, it was delicious.
Speaker 2: You have to say, you have to say when someone
Speaker 2: picks up the tab one of the take care. We
Speaker 2: take care of this. And mister Remedy will be listening
Speaker 2: to my AT's six, so you take care of that chat.
Speaker 2: Otherwise you'll get the full bill. So what what was
Speaker 2: the best thing you ate?
Speaker 3: The best thing we had was a kingfish white? Simply
Speaker 3: was that? Is that something different?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's how they put it in the old.
Speaker 3: Blender and just said that's two different fish. He's right,
Speaker 3: And maybe it was a King George Whiting? Is that
Speaker 3: a fish? Okay? We had a King George Whiting sliced
Speaker 3: up on some tomatoes with like a dressing, really simple viniagret.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, no, that's that's as simple as it was.
Speaker 3: He was the most delicious thing I've ever eaten.
Speaker 2: What did we anchor like? Same thing? Yep?
Speaker 3: We had a lamb shoulder that she loved and then
Speaker 3: we both loved her. Fancy restaurant can do a bread
Speaker 3: just a for katcha with the dip was one of
Speaker 3: the best things I've had.
Speaker 5: It was so hot on the table, on the table that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is why Baker's to like seriously rivals Attica
Speaker 2: if you ask me in terms of value for experience.
Speaker 3: And they get this. The girl sat next to me
Speaker 3: including free, so I got her for cutcha wow.
Speaker 2: Around Monday Winners Christian Show podcast. I'm a Monday loser.
Speaker 2: Trying to decode and decipher the parking signs in this
Speaker 2: city is really bad. I got a parking find yesterday
Speaker 2: and I stopped, I got out, I had a good
Speaker 2: look at it. I went, I know this one. It's
Speaker 2: a constant quiz is that I know this one? I'm
Speaker 2: good to go here that yep? The times all a
Speaker 2: line up.
Speaker 3: I say that I'd end up taking it out loud.
Speaker 3: So if today is Monday, Monday PM, that is Monday
Speaker 3: between four and yeah, ok.
Speaker 2: This was twelve to four. It was parking for two
Speaker 2: hours and I'm only going to be here like an hour.
Speaker 2: This is great and finally understand these signs. Come back.
Speaker 2: There's a guy walking off and there's clearly the old
Speaker 2: flapping flapping thing on the windscreen, and I said to
Speaker 2: him I don't understand, I said, explaining to me, he goes,
Speaker 2: there was a like an asterisk, a tiny thing top
Speaker 2: left hand corner that just sort of went fifteen minutes.
Speaker 5: Oh, I would is that like a loading zone?
Speaker 2: Well, we didn't say loading zone though there was no
Speaker 2: And that if there's a loading zone, you put that red.
Speaker 2: It needs to be in big red, not green.
Speaker 3: I've never seen one that's shoved in the top right
Speaker 3: hand corner.
Speaker 2: Chat one, I I tell me about our job here.
Speaker 2: Isn't it necessarily to tell the whole truth? Patsy does
Speaker 2: that with the news and even that Callds the Herald's Sun.
Speaker 2: It's to say what it could have been.
Speaker 3: No, no, now, I'm just remembering those ties today are diabolical.
Speaker 2: Have you seen those lies? Tod left? Dang corner? Right? Sorry?
Speaker 2: Is it light test now?
Speaker 6: Officer Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Christian. I am my Monday, Winny. Yesterday was
Speaker 2: a big wedding day for me. Had my first grandchild.
Speaker 2: Grandson came into the world yesterday afternoon. Couldn't be happier. Congratulations,
Speaker 2: that's great news. Now, I got an email here from
Speaker 2: one of you of vets in Cheltenham who were listening
Speaker 2: to the show last week and we were doing a
Speaker 2: thing with surnames. Christian the team and were listening to
Speaker 2: the show and we started coming up with our own
Speaker 2: spin off about listeners with certain names that I've urbs.
Speaker 2: As you know, Christian of verb is a doing word
Speaker 2: find listeners to ring in with people's names. Maybe it's
Speaker 2: their own one or people they know that our verbs.
Speaker 2: For example, some we had at work, Mark, I guess
Speaker 2: to take a mark to mark homework Russell. He took
Speaker 2: me an hour to understand that one.
Speaker 3: This morning paper bet bet Betty.
Speaker 2: Betty Bill. Yes, yeah, yeah, I like the delay here.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a good game, certainly whenever we're going yes,
Speaker 2: we should call this the yes game.
Speaker 4: Bob Yeah yeah, yeah, so you yep ye.
Speaker 2: All right. Now we're going to get examples always again,
Speaker 2: defamation again, Chase, Yeah, these are great. Now Rio has
Speaker 2: gone online, he said, as celebrities who have verb names,
Speaker 2: Britney Spears, oh yes yeah, or an enemy yeah oh yeah,
Speaker 2: Orlando Bloom oh yeah, oh yeah yeah. Do you feel
Speaker 2: good when you get them? Very smart? I am Jeremy Irons.
Speaker 2: He's ironing Jeremy ben folds. They should work together. Jeremy,
Speaker 2: you iron, because then you fold together. We are iron
Speaker 2: and fold in their in their dotage. I want them
Speaker 2: running a dry together irons and folds. Examples of verbs.
Speaker 2: Reels down here because he knows that no one is
Speaker 2: as intelligent as he is. Examples of verbs eat, Oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're bound again. Names with that, aren't we? Ian eats
Speaker 2: on the line right now for you laugh, clobber raid,
Speaker 2: why have you got raid in? There are six outs
Speaker 2: some of the rougher ones overwhelm, venture, Wayley, oh Wayne Wayler, yep,
Speaker 2: and grill. Okay, So is your name a verb or
Speaker 2: it's someone you've worked with? It might be that you're
Speaker 2: not sure if your name is a verb, and we
Speaker 2: can try and speculate ourselves.
Speaker 3: I've never thought about my name as a verb, but
Speaker 3: I have both my names of verbs. Yes, jack to
Speaker 3: like jack up a car.
Speaker 2: Posts are blowing right now all over the world. He's
Speaker 2: a jack to jackhammer and to post, to post something,
Speaker 2: to be a post.
Speaker 3: I'm a double verbin.
Speaker 5: Wow, Pat, I'm not.
Speaker 2: You know, like a cow pat. I guess so like
Speaker 2: a cow pat. You know it's disgusting no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no no, it's it's a pussy.
Speaker 3: It's essentral that there move all through the system.
Speaker 2: Process. You know, it comes, it comes out with stuff.
Speaker 2: You know, it's important. It's not the methane process.
Speaker 6: This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Do you have a name that is also a verb?
Speaker 2: Lisa Dodge? We have a Lisa Dodge that is one
Speaker 2: hundred percent a verb name. Alison drink water. Great, these
Speaker 2: are great ones. Now, Jack, you have some questions about
Speaker 2: team members.
Speaker 3: Some borderline ones.
Speaker 5: Huggy, Oh definitely.
Speaker 3: You give a big huggy to you give huggy to
Speaker 3: your mom and dad?
Speaker 2: Yep? Yeah.
Speaker 3: Perry who does allow videos online?
Speaker 2: What is the Perry?
Speaker 3: So someone at Nando's might go, can you Perry the chicken?
Speaker 2: No? Jack, come on, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: Who we got here? Justine? Good morning?
Speaker 7: Hiks, go morning.
Speaker 2: How are you? I'm good Justine? So, what is your
Speaker 2: full name? Justine?
Speaker 8: My name is Justine sleep slaap.
Speaker 2: This is a great one, Justine Sleep. That's a fantastic one.
Speaker 2: You have a verb name, Justine. Thank you very much,
Speaker 2: Thanks you, Cord and have a good day.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Peter. Hello, Hello Peter. Hi here you going good Peter.
Speaker 2: So obviously your first name Peter to Peter out, not
Speaker 2: that you were.
Speaker 10: Then, that's right.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and also my last name Stone Stone the Flaming Crows.
Speaker 2: Stone the Flaming Crows to Peter out to Stone the Crows.
Speaker 2: That's great, all right, Peter, Thank you very much, have
Speaker 2: a good day.
Speaker 9: No worries.
Speaker 12: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Carl br you're listening to the question O Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Today is a very important day. We are supporting the
Speaker 2: great work that Cancer Council Victoria do. Very important work.
Speaker 2: Today we are doubling down on a hope and it's
Speaker 2: a very important word, hope. And today I'm looking for
Speaker 2: stories of not just people that have been through cancer
Speaker 2: and survived it like Patsy, but also our Patsy who
Speaker 2: thrived and are living again in a somehow bigger way
Speaker 2: as well despite a diagnosis a while ago. So today
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Speaker 2: Research Giving Day. So every dollar you donate to Cancer
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Speaker 2: the show then is two things. We're raising money by
Speaker 2: selling off our songs till the next two hours the
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Speaker 2: amazing cause. Now the song might be just a song
Speaker 2: you really want to hear today, and you also want
Speaker 2: to raise some money for a very very important cause because,
Speaker 2: sadly so you just heard in Patsy's news, cancer is indiscriminating.
Speaker 2: Whether you are King Charles or any of the rest
Speaker 2: of us cancer Sadly, so many of us have our
Speaker 2: own experience with cancer in our family and our loved ones,
Speaker 2: and for some of you, your own story as well.
Speaker 2: It might be someone in your family that supported you,
Speaker 2: a family member, a friend. It might be someone whose
Speaker 2: name we don't even know. We'd love to hear about.
Speaker 2: The people that work for all these amazing wards and
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Speaker 2: people who've just been told to diagnosis that they really
Speaker 2: didn't want to hear. So today we are celebrating it
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Speaker 2: Double Down on Hope. Today, on Cancer Research Giving Day,
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Speaker 2: I had prostate cancer, which they treated it successfully. They
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Speaker 2: very much for doing that. If you do want to
Speaker 2: do that, you can call us this morning nine four
Speaker 2: one four one four three. Also on today's show, then
Speaker 2: win a Billboard is back. We're in for second and
Speaker 2: final week. Your chance to get your message to Melbourne
Speaker 2: later on this morning right now. Three topic Tuesday, not one,
Speaker 2: not two, Three ways you can call the show, possibly
Speaker 2: winning one thousand dollars for a caller of the Week
Speaker 2: with your stories on nine four one four three. First
Speaker 2: of all, because of something that Jack launched into the
Speaker 2: anger every golfer can relate to this what got thrown.
Speaker 3: And I'm not proud of it, Christian, but I did
Speaker 3: throw my first golf club. We went to a beautiful
Speaker 3: golf course, the most beautiful golf course I played at
Speaker 3: Warburton Golf Club. And the last hole is it feels
Speaker 3: like you're on top of a mountain hitting down one
Speaker 3: hundred meters down the hill. I said to Bank, hey,
Speaker 3: film me from behind, get this beautiful view, and I
Speaker 3: hit a great ball.
Speaker 2: You're just asking for trot. You're going come on that fate.
Speaker 3: I hit one into the river. OK, just film the
Speaker 3: next one, Film the next one. There's no one behind us.
Speaker 3: Were all right, second, third, fourth. This is going to
Speaker 3: sound like an exaggeration, but I have nine videos to
Speaker 3: prove I hit the ball.
Speaker 2: That's your top and to the left. It can happen.
Speaker 3: Goes until the last one, when I said, all right,
Speaker 3: don't film anymore that river till now the last one.
Speaker 3: I said, don't feel me any more because that's putting
Speaker 3: me off. But she feeled me secretly from the golf course.
Speaker 3: She did, and I'm sad to say that it came
Speaker 3: from a place of anger. Hit the ball again.
Speaker 2: Did you launch it into the river?
Speaker 3: Into the river and then I launched the golf club
Speaker 3: thirty meters?
Speaker 2: Oh not good? We can we see the video? I
Speaker 2: will send it to you can Yeah, Perry put it
Speaker 2: to the Benny Hill music. There's any one piece of
Speaker 2: music for something like that. So thanks to Jack's Flying
Speaker 2: Golf Club? What Got thrown? Nine four one four one
Speaker 2: o four to three. Also we're looking for your stories
Speaker 2: of where did you fall asleep? Lots of mom and
Speaker 2: dads in the first couple of years where you just
Speaker 2: you just constantly. It's like a level above being jet lagged.
Speaker 2: If you're sat somewhere, you will start to go to sleep.
Speaker 2: Your body goes yep. I'll take this even though you're like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm at something right now. It's actually be really a
Speaker 2: bit unprofessional or be horrible to fall sleep, doesn't matter
Speaker 2: you're sat still.
Speaker 3: The first year of already being born, the amount of
Speaker 3: times I thought I'm going to the gym today and
Speaker 3: I get to the gym sleep in the car park.
Speaker 2: Where did you fall asleep? On nine four one four
Speaker 2: one o four three? And we had so many great
Speaker 2: causiness yesterday. What can you remember off my heart nine
Speaker 2: four one four one O four three. Those are the
Speaker 2: topics today. You can join the show with on nine
Speaker 2: four one four one O four three. Soue, good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning Sue. So where did you fall to sleep? Mate?
Speaker 13: Standing at a photocopia?
Speaker 2: Wow? Wait? Just just at work?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 7: At work?
Speaker 2: And is this as a new mum or just a
Speaker 2: boring job?
Speaker 7: Just well, it wasn't a boring job.
Speaker 13: I just couldn't stay awake. I would sleep at lunchtime
Speaker 13: as well.
Speaker 2: Wow, were so sleepy, Sue, desk in the lunch room.
Speaker 3: Where were you sleeping at lunch?
Speaker 13: Just head down on the desk, sleep on the desk,
Speaker 13: on my arms.
Speaker 2: And yeah.
Speaker 14: Then one day I just literally fell asleep standing at
Speaker 14: the photocophy.
Speaker 3: And not a boring job, you said, not an orange job.
Speaker 2: Those documents actually sizzling, sizzling photocopy. It's like an image
Speaker 2: of a flamingo. I'm seeing we're used moving from leg
Speaker 2: to photo. What an amazing display, David Antoner commentat you
Speaker 2: know it wouldn't have been a good sight, gotcha? Alright?
Speaker 2: So thanks you God, I have a good day. Oh worry,
Speaker 2: thank you bye bye now, Sue, Mary, good morning, good morning,
Speaker 2: how are you. I'm good, Mary, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: Where did you fall to sleep?
Speaker 7: It wasn't me, It was my son. It was about
Speaker 7: twenty five years ago. He was about three, and he
Speaker 7: said I need to go to the toilet. So we said, oh, yup,
Speaker 7: you go. So he's gone off to the toilet, and
Speaker 7: we thought, gee, he's been gone a while, so we
Speaker 7: went looking for him and here he was sitting on
Speaker 7: the toilet, pants down around the ankles, using the toilet
Speaker 7: roll on the wall as a pillow.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, bless they do they just collapsed, don't they?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, And he just looks so comfortable that we left
Speaker 7: him there and he probably slept there for about an hour.
Speaker 2: Don't get a blanket, a bird, no parents an expert, but.
Speaker 7: We can take a photo.
Speaker 3: Come in handy for twenty first future wedding speech.
Speaker 2: Put them on a billboard. Gotcha all right? Mother Mary,
Speaker 2: mother of the and marry them. Mary, thanks very much.
Speaker 2: You go, Mary, go get the camera. We don't get
Speaker 2: a blanket. No, no, no, your camera. Phone, Diane, come
Speaker 2: on in, Diane. Hello, Hello that Diane. Where do you
Speaker 2: fall asleep?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 10: I was in a dire straits. Consider my music ball
Speaker 10: back in the eighties, and I was bed rose from
Speaker 10: the front and the lady in front of me fell asleep,
Speaker 10: so she was in the second row.
Speaker 2: And for dire straits is it one? Okay? Several audience members.
Speaker 3: But I know, like when you see somebody else falling
Speaker 3: asleep at something, it makes your eyes start to go droopy.
Speaker 2: It's like a kind of Mexican wave, is it? What's
Speaker 2: the opposite of the Mexican wave? You're not getting out
Speaker 2: your seat, You're staying. You're sinking into the seats, Diane
Speaker 2: for Greg, Yes, I'm sure once you woke up. Yeah, Diane,
Speaker 2: thank you very much for what you cool.
Speaker 15: Thank you well.
Speaker 6: Christian know Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We're in the middle large three time at Tuesday. We're
Speaker 2: there are three ways for you to share stories on
Speaker 2: the show today. Nine four one four one o four three?
Speaker 2: Your stories? What got thrown? What did you throw for
Speaker 2: jack a golf club in anger? What got thrown? What
Speaker 2: can you remember off by heart on nine four one
Speaker 2: four one o four three? Might be something from childhood?
Speaker 2: And where did you fall asleep? All of those nine
Speaker 2: four one four one O four three. Stacy, good morning,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show.
Speaker 16: Good morning, guys.
Speaker 7: How are we today?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Good, you're in a good morning now, Stacy, where
Speaker 2: did you fall of sleep? Mate?
Speaker 14: Well, my husband and I went to the stand down
Speaker 14: five hundred the VU.
Speaker 2: Car right and quiet thing. It's like going to a
Speaker 2: library there, isn't it. It's fairly noisy there. Just get
Speaker 2: my pillow out, my spine leaves is in the bag.
Speaker 7: I found myself kind.
Speaker 14: Of sitting there by myself for a minute and yeah,
Speaker 14: just really tired and not at off. And my husband
Speaker 14: came from work me I what are you doing?
Speaker 15: I said, I'm oh, no, I'm just tired.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean there's those drivers given their all and
Speaker 2: if I saw you know, you've only got to see
Speaker 2: one person enjoying a showy sleep.
Speaker 9: It takes one, I suppose.
Speaker 2: Stacy, thank you very much for story. Mat I have
Speaker 2: a good morning. Have a great day, guys, and it's
Speaker 2: thanks Stacy. Good morning, Tracy.
Speaker 13: Hey guys, how are going will be good?
Speaker 2: So you've got a story about what got thrown? What
Speaker 2: got thrown?
Speaker 13: Yeah, look, it wasn't me. It was my husband at
Speaker 13: the time. He was working on the top of a
Speaker 13: very high building in the city and they hadn't yet
Speaker 13: put the glass in, and his phone was just wreaking heavy,
Speaker 13: just wasn't doing what he wanted it to do, and
Speaker 13: so he threw it out the window and into the
Speaker 13: Yarra River.
Speaker 2: That that hell. That always they always say if you
Speaker 2: call the help desk, they do turn it on off
Speaker 2: again in the.
Speaker 3: Have you tried throwing it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's full of phones.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 13: I just couldn't even like, you know, I can talk
Speaker 13: to him.
Speaker 2: After that, I just went he didn't have his phone.
Speaker 17: The hour to.
Speaker 2: Cracyre. Thank you very much, your story mate. That's got
Speaker 2: a Greg Now, Good morning, Greg.
Speaker 11: Good morning.
Speaker 2: How are you where we go? Greg? So take us there?
Speaker 2: Where did you fall asleep?
Speaker 11: The best AFL Grand Final ever nineteen eighty nine Hawthorns, Geelong.
Speaker 11: I fell asleep from the last quarter.
Speaker 2: Now, how so a couple of beers in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: Have been a long day. Tired and emotional.
Speaker 11: Ah, you're tired and emotional. This is the days where
Speaker 11: they used to have under nine on his Grand final,
Speaker 11: reserve Grand Final, then the seniors.
Speaker 10: So yeah, a bit tired?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah?
Speaker 3: And when did you wake that late? Another final siren
Speaker 3: going off?
Speaker 11: My missus woke me up after Hawthorne had held off
Speaker 11: Geelong to win by six points.
Speaker 10: So I missed the whole last.
Speaker 2: Quarter is unfortunate. Yeah, who are you barracking for Hawthorne?
Speaker 2: Did anyone on earlier the crab final? She tried.
Speaker 8: One one?
Speaker 6: This is the Christian o'commells show podcast.
Speaker 2: Right now we're getting some amazing stories about where you
Speaker 2: fall asleep. I still want to hear some more stories.
Speaker 2: I think it's amazing when an adult has a tantrum, right,
Speaker 2: it's never not funny, especially if it's not happening to you.
Speaker 2: It's not funny when it's having to you. But when
Speaker 2: you see another adult just having a meltdown like a
Speaker 2: proper kiddy tantrum, best thing in the world. Throwing things
Speaker 2: shouldn't be happening to an adult. But when you feel
Speaker 2: like you just suddenly you're five again, you want to
Speaker 2: throw yourself on the ground. You know, you see that
Speaker 2: kid just wailing on the floor, and.
Speaker 3: I think everyone will have the same experience. You throw
Speaker 3: something as an adult and straight away you go, oh,
Speaker 3: shouldn't have done that.
Speaker 2: I'm now good on would be picking a new one
Speaker 2: repair it. Did anyone also see that? You now then
Speaker 2: you go back into your adult body. You're not that
Speaker 2: fire anymore. You've got responsibilities and consequences. So what got thrown?
Speaker 7: On?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one o four three? What can
Speaker 2: you remember off by heart? And where did you fall asleep?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one oh four three? Here we
Speaker 2: got here? Justin welcome to the show. Oh my gods,
Speaker 2: justin What have you got for us today? On three?
Speaker 2: Topic Tuesday? Mate?
Speaker 12: So what have I thrown?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 12: One fine weekend as I normally do, going out the
Speaker 12: mode the lawn which didn't giving me grief, round and
Speaker 12: good in the backyard, round, crap in the front yard,
Speaker 12: after discovering had a couple of times, got the front
Speaker 12: yard and I finally just lost it, grab it from
Speaker 12: the ends, flung it around like an axe and up
Speaker 12: against a really been at went.
Speaker 2: And they are useless things, aren't they. I've got one.
Speaker 2: I've used it once and trying to thread that thing
Speaker 2: the eye through the needle right, trying to get it
Speaker 2: out to cut a little bit more. They've got they
Speaker 2: got daddy, long legs, aren't they? At speed?
Speaker 3: And then I feel like you do a meter of
Speaker 3: grass and then you've all of a sudden you've lost
Speaker 3: those threads.
Speaker 2: Just whipping around. It's all chewed up at the end.
Speaker 2: You've got to somehow open up. That's that diffusing a bomb.
Speaker 2: Just press that thing down, pull that thing through. Then
Speaker 2: you got opened up. It's like a fishing coil. And
Speaker 2: I hate it. I get it. Justin. I would have
Speaker 2: come around glad and stamped on it with you. We
Speaker 2: could have had a double tantrum justin. Thank you very
Speaker 2: much for story. Let's go to mary Anne. Now, Hello,
Speaker 2: when did you for to sleep? Mary Anne?
Speaker 8: Well, it wasn't me. It was my son and sex
Speaker 8: Game Super Sunday eighty six saersand people who were six
Speaker 8: years old at the time. I sort of have a
Speaker 8: nap in the middle of the finish of the marathon,
Speaker 8: eighty six thousand people screaming and yelling, no, I'm having
Speaker 8: a nap.
Speaker 2: When those kids, when those kids want to sleep, they
Speaker 2: got to sleep. We're fine. Or of the British TV
Speaker 2: version of Idol, right, and this would have been watched
Speaker 2: by fifteen million PP. But as my friend was hosting
Speaker 2: it and he invited me and my daughters. My youngest
Speaker 2: daughter was that similar age six and two songs him
Speaker 2: really tired, dad, And there was an empty seat next
Speaker 2: to her, and I heard the door went, you can
Speaker 2: have to get a good stephen. Cameras keep coming to us,
Speaker 2: my friends hosting it.
Speaker 3: Way to get us great seat.
Speaker 2: But she was starting to lawl, so I said, just
Speaker 2: just lie down, just lie down for a bit. I
Speaker 2: tried to sort of cover her over on the streams
Speaker 2: with some jacket, so there wasn't actually one of my
Speaker 2: kids there, but it was visible, it was on screen.
Speaker 2: And then during the app break this was live, my
Speaker 2: friend came over and he went before he said, come afterwards,
Speaker 2: come and hang out in the in the in the
Speaker 2: in the green room afterwards when oh, well, get to
Speaker 2: meet all the stars. And then he saw one of
Speaker 2: my daughters asleep, went, she's asleep. We never got the
Speaker 2: invite after texted him, going straight up, going straight home.
Speaker 2: Thank you? All right, let's go to Ken. Good morning, Ken,
Speaker 2: good morning?
Speaker 14: Sure?
Speaker 17: Here are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Yeah? And how are you? Ken?
Speaker 17: I'm not bad. I'm reliving to Jack throwing the golf club.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you throw? One of your wooden ones?
Speaker 17: H at sweet three three clubs broke too, and the
Speaker 17: other one went up in the tree went up in
Speaker 17: the tree.
Speaker 2: Better shot with the golf club than the moll. That's
Speaker 2: an incredible threat. The golf club up a tree does still?
Speaker 17: Nami? Mate went up and got it.
Speaker 2: That's a good friend. I always judge your friend like that.
Speaker 2: You know, you know he friends? Are they your clubs
Speaker 2: of the trees? Good stuff? Ken? All right, Kenny, thanks
Speaker 2: the cooler show mate. You take care no way, so
Speaker 2: youll the cave man combs all the golf clubs. Amanda,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 14: How are you doing today?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Get his chatting akin there and Amanda, welcome to
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 16: Yeah, I've got one for the memory section. As a kid,
Speaker 16: I used to watch the Milton the Monster shows that
Speaker 16: I can remember the intro to.
Speaker 7: It word for word.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is awesome. So this was early seventies or yeah,
Speaker 2: mid seventies yep, and you can remember off by heart.
Speaker 2: Still yep. Patsy, you remember milk?
Speaker 5: I don't mind head, No, I don't remember Milton.
Speaker 16: He was a friendly monster.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, so it's a friendly monster. How did
Speaker 2: he go to the theme too?
Speaker 5: On top of o.
Speaker 16: Horror Hill in a secret laboratory. Professor Weirdo and Count
Speaker 16: Kooker in a monstrous glory. Five drops of essence of terror,
Speaker 16: six drops of sinister sauce. When the stirring's done, May
Speaker 16: I lick the spoon?
Speaker 13: Of course?
Speaker 7: Aha, of course, But.
Speaker 16: Now for a touch of tenderness? But I must use
Speaker 16: only a touch, for without a touch of tenderness that
Speaker 16: might destroy me.
Speaker 14: Oops, too much.
Speaker 16: Better hold your head, it's starting to tick. Better hold
Speaker 16: my hand. I'm feeling sick. Hello, Dad, what have I done?
Speaker 16: I'm Milton. Your brandis.
Speaker 2: Amanda. This is incredible.
Speaker 18: Let's having this in, Amanda, on top of old Horror Hill,
Speaker 18: secret laboratory, Professor Weirdo and Count Kook We're in their
Speaker 18: monstrous glory.
Speaker 19: Six drops of the essence of terra, five drops of
Speaker 19: sinister sauce, and the stirrings done.
Speaker 6: May I like the spoon?
Speaker 7: Of course?
Speaker 19: Of course, No for the tincture of tenderness, but I
Speaker 19: must use only a touch for it. Without a touch
Speaker 19: of tenderness, it might destroy me.
Speaker 2: Looks too much, Amanda? Even better? Now I've heard that
Speaker 2: was faultless, and Amanda, thank you very much for doing that.
Speaker 5: No problem.
Speaker 13: Guys, have a great day.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast We got some more great
Speaker 2: stories today on three topic Tuesday, where there are three
Speaker 2: ways for you to share your stories on the show today.
Speaker 2: What can you still remember? Off my What got thrown?
Speaker 2: And where did you fall asleep? Nine four one four
Speaker 2: three Rachel? Hi, So this was a first date and
Speaker 2: he fell asleep?
Speaker 7: I did, Yes, so my husband.
Speaker 15: So we've been together for seventeen years.
Speaker 13: And yeah, our first date was going to the movies
Speaker 13: and it was the Born Automatum was Matt Salen and
Speaker 13: I fell asleep?
Speaker 2: That is especially in cinema, noisy, full on, relentless action,
Speaker 2: fight scenes, people being punched and kicked out windows.
Speaker 3: The most shocking part of that is Born Ultimatum seventeen
Speaker 3: years old.
Speaker 7: What's the funniest thing? Is said?
Speaker 13: We tried to watch it a few years later our
Speaker 13: DVD and I fell away together.
Speaker 2: The movie is that catnapp to you? Isn't it? May
Speaker 2: she go? We're going for you go to sleep? Rachel,
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, the story mate, thanks for calling
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Thanks Adrian, Good morning one in Adrian, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: So what got thrown?
Speaker 12: My brother's metres after he broke my remote control car
Speaker 12: about forty years ago through his metross in the swimple.
Speaker 2: Oh it sounds like you've just been told off now
Speaker 2: or something like Dad, like literally two minutes ago. Is
Speaker 2: this confessional it has happened yesterday? Or someone feels fresh there? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was very peeved.
Speaker 3: Repeeved is it's a big old thing to drag down
Speaker 3: to the pool. You throw a lot of time to think,
Speaker 3: you know what, I might.
Speaker 2: Not go through with this. You very strong to rotate
Speaker 2: and launch very hard, very hard, Adrian, thanks, she cool?
Speaker 2: Not going on there? Eh, here we got here, Jacob,
Speaker 2: get here yelling I'm going Jacob, where did you fall
Speaker 2: to sleep?
Speaker 9: I fell asleep in the dentist chair getting a broke canal?
Speaker 2: So this is before they nethize you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, no afterwards. So I'll maggage, sure and sweat because
Speaker 9: we're running short on time.
Speaker 2: Apparently I'm looking at that clock. We've got big old
Speaker 2: five minutes of all the news. But yeah, and there, sure,
Speaker 2: let's go with that one the left.
Speaker 12: So I'm a bit of it.
Speaker 9: I'm a bit of a twitch when I start falling asleep,
Speaker 9: so I'll do a little twitch. And the dentist, the
Speaker 9: lady was just like, are you okay. I was like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 9: I'm falling asleep obviously with so much stuff in my mouth,
Speaker 9: and she's like, okay, okay. And then usually I've got
Speaker 9: my mouth wide open because I think I'm trying to
Speaker 9: be real courteous for the dentist, and.
Speaker 2: That is what we all know. We have to do
Speaker 2: it to start closed mouth, yeah.
Speaker 9: Very very wide. And this one time she gave me
Speaker 9: these little cushions for the back of my teeth, so
Speaker 9: I just had to sit there and just be comfortable,
Speaker 9: and I ended up falling asleep.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're up against time. Jacob story there he went
Speaker 2: underw the steady Fellas and did you know hear me
Speaker 2: say to Busu Kat and when she said, oh, We've
Speaker 2: got this great one about the Dutch show. Not not
Speaker 2: when he had the own of statue. No no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's wait way way before that. Let's go to Marceline.
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 7: Hi, how are you guys?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Musseline god throwing.
Speaker 10: Oh well, my husband, I was trying.
Speaker 2: It's actually what he kicked out the window.
Speaker 13: We came home early, basically just to give a kids
Speaker 13: dinner bit a lip.
Speaker 10: Being ungrateful.
Speaker 15: Husband went berserk, obviously, grabbed the PlayStation kicked it through
Speaker 15: the window.
Speaker 2: If the d's are listening right now, we need a
Speaker 2: few extra plays. Sign this whole timer up that boot
Speaker 2: we need it this year.
Speaker 3: PlayStation out of the window.
Speaker 2: Show him on't it? We're all show him. Wow, we
Speaker 2: incredible scenes there. Well, thank you.
Speaker 10: That's what happens when you're ungrateful.
Speaker 2: Absolutely have a come around and thank him for a beer.
Speaker 6: Christian Connell's show podcast Christian.
Speaker 2: I can't call him at work right now, but many
Speaker 2: years ago I fell asleep in court while I was
Speaker 2: running it. Combination of a very boring Sibyl case. Sorry run.
Speaker 2: We are in the last week, in the last few
Speaker 2: days of win a billboard. We started it last week
Speaker 2: where every single day we can give you instant access
Speaker 2: when a couple of mention called the show. If we
Speaker 2: like your message, whatever you want to say, we can
Speaker 2: put it live on over this week, over fifty ber
Speaker 2: digital billboards all across Melbourne today. It's a very different
Speaker 2: kind of one. Here's what we're gonna do. We all
Speaker 2: love Facebook Marketplace. My wife's favorite website, Chris is a place.
Speaker 2: There's only two suburbs over Get in the car. What
Speaker 2: do we need get in the car before they change
Speaker 2: their mind with the price. And anyone who's ever sold
Speaker 2: anything on there, welcome to our world in dealing with
Speaker 2: people who ask you those dumb questions as well. And
Speaker 2: can you take another photo of the handles? Are they
Speaker 2: that rusty in the photo? Looks? Can my uncle come
Speaker 2: next Wednesday? Today? What are you trying to sell? Let
Speaker 2: us sell it for you. We're going to turn all
Speaker 2: the fifty big mega billboards of Melbourne into trading posts.
Speaker 2: This is trading post Tuesday on nine four one four
Speaker 2: one oh four three. What can we sell a few? Jack?
Speaker 2: This is you right now.
Speaker 3: We've been before the New Year trying to sell a
Speaker 3: coffee table on Facebook Marketplace. I've even dropped the price.
Speaker 3: Still can't tell it, reader suspect, first of all, describe
Speaker 3: it to us. Well, the shame with it is it's
Speaker 3: got some teeth marks on the corner.
Speaker 2: Is that you and how you get sometimes?
Speaker 13: Still want that?
Speaker 2: Well, there's your probably no way about the price, but.
Speaker 3: I thought it'd be better to be honest about it
Speaker 3: and take a photo of the teeth.
Speaker 2: Both from an honesty pace.
Speaker 3: When Luna was a puppy, she chewed on it give
Speaker 3: me a second.
Speaker 2: There, which is not exactly its short. There we go.
Speaker 5: It's not priced appropriately.
Speaker 2: It would suggest that, wouldn't it thank you if you
Speaker 2: woken up. We've heard anything from it for the last
Speaker 2: two hours.
Speaker 3: Hardwood coffee table one hundred and fifty dollars was originally
Speaker 3: listed two hundred and twenty. I bought it for six hundred.
Speaker 3: That's a real description, much loved coffee table. But it's
Speaker 3: time for us to say goodbye.
Speaker 2: Can you much love a coffee table? Coffee table?
Speaker 4: There's your trouble. There's the key saying much loved? It
Speaker 4: means it's too highly priced. Your emotional connection to the
Speaker 4: coffee table.
Speaker 2: Is I reconpasse eighty dollars?
Speaker 3: So what do I say a coffee table to see? Yeah,
Speaker 3: I bought this eight years ago from a furniture building
Speaker 3: in South.
Speaker 2: Again, what a dun origin story. We're not making a
Speaker 2: muffle bofe. Let me take you, but it's that one
Speaker 2: of Patsy's stories years ago, ten years ago.
Speaker 3: It's hardwood top and steel legs, solid table. And then
Speaker 3: I have changed the wording here under Banker's advice. It
Speaker 3: used to say about the teeth marks. Now it says
Speaker 3: it had some scuffed corners.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear teeth marks, because you always
Speaker 2: got a little bit of like DNA or matter in there.
Speaker 3: Scuffed corners pictured in the photographs. Other than that, it's
Speaker 3: in good nick.
Speaker 2: I would say mild scuffing.
Speaker 5: No, I'd say mild, weear mild.
Speaker 2: You're right, yeah, mild wear and tear. And then just
Speaker 2: say this table is going today there, it.
Speaker 5: Must go today.
Speaker 3: It must go to that, And then try to drop
Speaker 3: the price.
Speaker 2: What are you eighty bucks fifty? Start at eighty? See
Speaker 2: what happens?
Speaker 3: I would steal.
Speaker 2: Do you want to sell it? Solid table February Solid
Speaker 2: ain't selling.
Speaker 5: It's going to cost you more to take it to
Speaker 5: the tip.
Speaker 3: Just it's such a good table.
Speaker 2: Beloved table, like an old uncle with teeth marks around
Speaker 2: his legs. Solid edits it? Now you'll sell that with
Speaker 2: by nine? I can't believe this. I would do eighty okay.
Speaker 5: And be prepared to go down to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just start at eighty, come on that. See they're
Speaker 2: trying to app to get some money. All right, Sorry,
Speaker 2: I forgot what actually doing the radio show from there?
Speaker 2: I was thinking we'll do this real time there's there's
Speaker 2: nothing going on in my life right now. Oh wait,
Speaker 2: there is a radio show. I just looked at the phone.
Speaker 2: I was I was like, what do they want? You
Speaker 2: want to take bart training both Tuesday? The thing I
Speaker 2: just asked you to the calling for all right, we're
Speaker 2: coming to you next. Let's go and grab a cup
Speaker 2: of tea A brighter.
Speaker 1: Now you're listening to the question o'crl's show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jack update from Facebook Marketplace trying to sell a chewed
Speaker 2: up coffee Ta. We's been trying to shift since last year.
Speaker 3: It's down from two hundred and twenty to one hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty now at the bargain basement price of eighty
Speaker 3: dollars with new copy. This is deal of the day
Speaker 3: now read must go today has heard on Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 3: one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Wow. This is the first and six years. He never
Speaker 2: plugs the show on his socials. It's big. He's now
Speaker 2: using our fame.
Speaker 3: Pats solid coffee table. Do you want to put coffee
Speaker 3: or food on a table? This baby is able.
Speaker 2: I love He's woken up. The coffee now as well.
Speaker 3: Made of stealing wood.
Speaker 2: It'll have you feel a different commodation. As well as
Speaker 2: and it's stealing.
Speaker 3: Wood and then I've used your advice. It has some
Speaker 3: minor in big leaves, scuffed corners.
Speaker 2: Been talking about other than that. Why mon it up?
Speaker 2: I don't know city me. I'm an honest guy. All right,
Speaker 2: what are you trying to sell? Right now? Let's get
Speaker 2: it sold. We have access with the next couple of
Speaker 2: minutes to over fifty bit digital billboards all over Melbourne
Speaker 2: nine four one four one o four three. Jesse, what
Speaker 2: are we selling?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 10: We have a very rare Hume chateau roof tile. We
Speaker 10: have about two thousand of them priced to go with
Speaker 10: three dollars inch. They are about five dollars on gum
Speaker 10: Tree and various other unmentionable selling form.
Speaker 2: A bit in their general direction.
Speaker 10: Anyone one one would like a bulk amount of roof tiles?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I said bowl two thousand.
Speaker 10: Yeah, well were My girlfriend's decided that we'd like to
Speaker 10: redo our entire roof. And I'm a carpenter, so it's
Speaker 10: a matter of just telling me what to do, and
Speaker 10: that's what's happening currently.
Speaker 2: You know, I've been marrying my wife a long time,
Speaker 2: don't you know? She has all these kind of visions
Speaker 2: of what we need to do with that, never focused
Speaker 2: on the roof.
Speaker 3: Take all the tiles.
Speaker 2: She is omnipotent, to be honest, she is everywhere. I
Speaker 2: hope she's not necessary right now. And Chris Win need
Speaker 2: to get up there and have a look at the roof.
Speaker 2: So you go put a new roof on.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we're taking well, we're going to a cathedral healing inside,
Speaker 10: so ken off all the rough roof trusses off, minor extension.
Speaker 3: And what's the special tile called again that you said.
Speaker 2: It's a hume chateau hum hum chateau. So normally about
Speaker 2: five dollars for one tile? You're happy to accept too.
Speaker 10: Yeah, if we can get a bulk by two thousand
Speaker 10: for two dollars each, I'd take that, Okay, okay, all right,
Speaker 10: so I'm happy to sally individual lot.
Speaker 2: No, No, you're sending them all the year. People are
Speaker 2: going to have five. I live in a tiny house.
Speaker 7: You're wrong.
Speaker 3: And then, Jesse, do you imagine the photo will be
Speaker 3: a close up of one tile or your whole roof
Speaker 3: to give people an idea of what the overall look is.
Speaker 10: There's a front hand back photo of both tiles.
Speaker 2: How fun.
Speaker 10: So this is what would would you like? A roof shot?
Speaker 10: My brother's on side. I can get a roof shot
Speaker 10: for you if you like.
Speaker 2: Roof shot would make all the difference. I think that's
Speaker 2: the difference between selling and not selling. If you're selling
Speaker 2: a house, it's all about the photos, the presentations, everything
Speaker 2: and very rare.
Speaker 10: Bearing in mind, very rare tall, very rare.
Speaker 5: Time makes it so rare.
Speaker 10: Is we talking Terra Connor or No, they're discontinued, so
Speaker 10: they don't make him anymore. It's a story involved in
Speaker 10: this an antique roadshow experience.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why don't you say that? As seen on Antiqu's
Speaker 2: road show, just like people do that all the time
Speaker 2: when they're selling stuff. Well, you know, you see you
Speaker 2: see the advert of Max Gorm Max Gorn wearing Loula lemon.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking I'm Max Gorn. I'm not Max Gorne. He's
Speaker 2: selling me a live have you with a monocle on there.
Speaker 2: Christians englishman's home is his castle. I don't tiel want
Speaker 2: anything that they're a human chateau.
Speaker 3: Discontinued.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that Christian with an eye All right, Jesse,
Speaker 2: stay there, there's also have a chat to Helena. Helena,
Speaker 2: what are you trying to sell?
Speaker 15: I love your show, Thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 2: I thought you were setting that.
Speaker 15: So I'm trying to rent a space, a professional room
Speaker 15: in my clinic in Vermont and it's only become available
Speaker 15: after five years because the people that were there have
Speaker 15: now created their own business and they're up and running
Speaker 15: beautifulease go to them.
Speaker 13: So what kind of clinic are you?
Speaker 15: I'm a remedia or massage and sports clinic, so with
Speaker 15: suit of CDO or another remedia or ma seur or
Speaker 15: an ostio or anyone like that. And the room is huge,
Speaker 15: so it's an oversized room.
Speaker 2: With the same oversized people. Whatever their problems are, get in.
Speaker 2: The room is huge.
Speaker 15: It's a big room. It's five by four and a
Speaker 15: half so, and it's got zone bathroom, It's got everything
Speaker 15: it needs. And it's a gorgeous little California bungalow so
Speaker 15: and easy.
Speaker 1: To get to.
Speaker 15: And I really need some company in the room and
Speaker 15: would love someone to have it as their own individual space.
Speaker 2: Does it come with a massage table?
Speaker 15: No, it doesn't, So you can dress the room up
Speaker 15: the way.
Speaker 2: Whatever you want. Yeah, you've got a natural light coming
Speaker 2: in there, natural light coming in through a window or anything.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, absolutely, lots of natural light. And it's got
Speaker 15: a waiting room and it's got all in.
Speaker 2: Within the It's a good opportunity for someone who's looking
Speaker 2: because the people they will work in that industry are
Speaker 2: always looking for a new place to upgrade to.
Speaker 15: Yes, and I really I miss my osteos that are
Speaker 15: no longer there. But you know, time moves on and
Speaker 15: and that's why I rub your.
Speaker 2: Way into a better year.
Speaker 13: Yes, and I do.
Speaker 2: Get that elbow up there.
Speaker 15: Look and inflexible as well with space and so whatever
Speaker 15: days they want to work, that's fine.
Speaker 2: And where is this far? Where is the venue in Vermont?
Speaker 15: It's called Vermont remybi your massas and Sports clinic, and
Speaker 15: I'm right opposite the Vermont Football Club. Give them a plug.
Speaker 3: A bit of space on the football club right across
Speaker 3: the road as soon as Antique Road.
Speaker 2: Yeah, also the MASSOUSI trying to hire. They could get
Speaker 2: some customers across the road there.
Speaker 15: Well yeah, look it's he is a busy place over
Speaker 15: the road. But and I don't necessarily do a lot
Speaker 15: of work for them, but one of my mentors is there,
Speaker 15: so you know, and it's worth the room is at
Speaker 15: a really riper price. I can't I can be negotiable
Speaker 15: on the price. So that's okay. But I just want
Speaker 15: someone in there that they can love it and grow
Speaker 15: their business.
Speaker 2: And I love it. I love the passion here. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is important.
Speaker 15: Yes, I love what I do and I really want
Speaker 15: to make it there An.
Speaker 3: The only thing you'll worry about is that you see
Speaker 3: the billboard. We got a photo just an empty room.
Speaker 2: No, you're money falling from the sky. You have like money,
Speaker 2: money on one of those massage tables. Perry, Perry, sign
Speaker 2: up get the full paid up version of Adobe. We
Speaker 2: need some photo shot. Normally we say no, no photo shot, Perry.
Speaker 3: But now go to prow is massaging money.
Speaker 2: Money's as he's rubbing someone's by tucks. Money's coming out
Speaker 2: of the backside. It's coming from the from floor.
Speaker 15: I take some pains, young man, I take some plains.
Speaker 15: Only that's it right anyway, There is a part of
Speaker 15: the house on marketplace, and so that's you know, the
Speaker 15: best I can give it the moment, Helena, and that's.
Speaker 2: More than enough. You've got a roof shot as well.
Speaker 15: Yes, she's the color bond. She's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Great, great discontinued Joe, all right, well, may be having
Speaker 2: in Helena.
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Speaker 2: Today for the best and shown the time waster the
Speaker 2: Motley Hotel. Literally we can see it from here. Very
Speaker 2: very nice. You were to see Rio's penhouse.
Speaker 3: I've stayed there, beautiful hotel.
Speaker 2: Is it for the be like Jack Posts live like
Speaker 2: an influencer? Really for them? Romance? Romance like the stars
Speaker 2: radio ones? Uh, for the It's a bit lower than
Speaker 2: the stars, isn't it. There's stars in there.
Speaker 3: There's the ones you can't really see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, radio the ultimate stars. If you ask me, radioing
Speaker 2: with the stars for the ultimate in romance? This I forgot.
Speaker 2: It's Valentine's these soon, isn't it.
Speaker 5: For the chop Chop chop organized Oh okay, right right?
Speaker 2: I thought you said you want some chops. It's got
Speaker 2: some nice land ones perhaps for the ultimating romance This
Speaker 2: Valentine's Day, dine and miss Parker at the Motley Hotel.
Speaker 2: What a price a night on us there? One night's
Speaker 2: day with breakfast and also two hundred dollars in mill
Speaker 2: vouchers as well. Keady just said, you spend a buck
Speaker 2: over that, that's on you. Okay, that's our charge it
Speaker 2: to this show. We're not far. We will pass you,
Speaker 2: will march in, march in and rip that money out
Speaker 2: of you with interest.
Speaker 5: Took the budget at Mexican last week?
Speaker 2: All right? Today? On National Fruit Appreciation? Is this true?
Speaker 3: Paths? When you had Mexican last week, you had to
Speaker 3: ring suit for.
Speaker 4: The pin of the No one gave it to me,
Speaker 4: gave me the card because I.
Speaker 2: Assume when you're a Mexican you wouldn't spend over one
Speaker 2: hundred bucks. Still need Valentine's You don't need it, don't you? No?
Speaker 5: Come on, needed it for that trip by book?
Speaker 2: Guys, please, can we just come together on National Fruit Appreciation?
Speaker 2: That it breaks my heart arguing over.
Speaker 5: Such a what's your favorite fruit? One's watermelon, cantalope.
Speaker 2: I'll go through phases that At the moment right now,
Speaker 2: I'm tearing through loads by the cartload of pineapple.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the golden Oh it's.
Speaker 2: A very very what a great mid afternoon treat?
Speaker 3: AnyWho did you cut it down yourself while you bought
Speaker 3: a pre cart.
Speaker 2: Cut it myself what do you call a cleaver? I've
Speaker 2: got a cleaver.
Speaker 4: Takes a while, doesn't it? And then you have to
Speaker 4: rinse it because it's got all this spiky bits.
Speaker 2: Left on it, and you think it is, isn't it.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm going to do today, I've got
Speaker 2: some of the fridge at the moment chilling. You're going
Speaker 2: to chop up some fresh pike apple for the team
Speaker 2: pineapple refreshments Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Look forward to it.
Speaker 2: Thank you? All right? So when look you feel fruit bands?
Speaker 2: Fruit bands today? It Telly is playing on fruit Fest.
Speaker 2: Who's there? But they're from the eighties? Some lemonad singer,
Speaker 2: that's right. Jury and Jurian Gold plus give one of
Speaker 2: the worst things you do on the show.
Speaker 3: Apparently they're meant to be the world's stunniest fruit I
Speaker 3: didn't smell a thing.
Speaker 2: Oh, shore building, we're still in the eighties. Oh, looking
Speaker 2: very respectable. That's right. It's melon Kim, mellow Kim. How
Speaker 2: about the older mammas and papias.
Speaker 3: Through to your sweet spot God plus.
Speaker 2: Well, and I'm not so much. There's a rapper now,
Speaker 2: that's right, giving up four notorious f I G. You
Speaker 2: put it together. Notorious feed.
Speaker 3: I've given that other golds.
Speaker 2: Well, oh my god, can I make it to the end.
Speaker 2: I've got one more. Well, look at these rappers they're
Speaker 2: wearing indeedas that's right, it's plum dmc hume, Chateau. Talk
Speaker 2: to me, Jack, What have you got fruit bands?
Speaker 3: Jusica Simpson, that's gotta give that up.
Speaker 2: That's gold. That's pineapple for Jack. Banana del Rey, very subtle,
Speaker 2: very good gold.
Speaker 3: Peely Dan.
Speaker 2: That's silver. Yeah, it's got pips in that one.
Speaker 3: And Lady Guava.
Speaker 2: Lady up, very good gold as well. Okay, what have
Speaker 2: you got fruit bands?
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Speaker 2: We're looking for your fruit bands for grabs. The ultimate
Speaker 2: romance is Valentine's Day. Next week it's a night on
Speaker 2: us at the Motley Hotel. All right, fruit bands? You ready,
Speaker 2: kombucha kid, Let's do it all right, Roy Orchardson. That's
Speaker 2: like we may have found a winner. That is so
Speaker 2: good right out of the gates, Electric Light, chi Orchestra, Gold,
Speaker 2: Bananas Morrisset also gold. Look out three goals from the
Speaker 2: world Done team. That's Rene imagine dragon fruit, Bronze, Motley
Speaker 2: honeyjew Bronze, Susie Kung Quattro, that's very good, Sam Granny
Speaker 2: Smith silvera, Sophie Menon Baxter silver plus. No, that's goal, No, No,
Speaker 2: that's the honey dew. Right then bond Gogi, you know
Speaker 2: those little berries, that's very good. Plus earth Wind and
Speaker 2: Papaya silver plus John water Melon Camp gold, that's good,
Speaker 2: Backstreet Boys and Marie Bois and Marie the Peach Boys,
Speaker 2: Silver Figgi Stardust bronze and the Tourist b I G.
Speaker 2: Mellon's massive melons right now the supermarket. I think this
Speaker 2: a big then change them with something.
Speaker 3: Let's give the night stay to John Goviy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, John, John, Joe, everyone said three times in Clicker
Speaker 2: Hills together and get head home.
Speaker 1: Carl Brner, you're listening to the Christian o'conls show podcast.
Speaker 2: And let's talk about tomorrow's show. This is back. The
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Speaker 2: us the business like show business with.
Speaker 14: My mom with a marriage to Molly Mildrim's cousin.
Speaker 7: I Wance did a speed aware of course with JK
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Speaker 2: So back tomorrow morning on the show What is your
Speaker 2: weakest claim to fame? Just giving you a heads up
Speaker 2: about what we're going to do with the bill boards
Speaker 2: of Melbourne tomorrow, and you, Montpotney, your children's art work.
Speaker 2: Now the kids are back at school, and even though
Speaker 2: they're not back at school, you've all gotten various boxes
Speaker 2: hidden away artwork that your kids have done. And when
Speaker 2: I say artwork, you know what I mean. I have
Speaker 2: a monster. One of my kids brought home a picture
Speaker 2: of apparently a zoo. It was meant to be a zoo,
Speaker 2: and that is lovely and that is going in the
Speaker 2: bin in five minutes time. And then later on that night,
Speaker 2: who is scraping a dinner place for it? Who has
Speaker 2: put this in? Would your mom do that? My pastor?
Speaker 2: All over the zoo animals? Is that an elephant? There
Speaker 2: was a draft? Apparently this is what we want to
Speaker 2: turn the fifty big giant billboards we've got tomorrow morning
Speaker 2: into one big art I love the art is of
Speaker 2: your children's art work. Now you might actually be in
Speaker 2: possession of some very good paintings. I'm thinking more of
Speaker 2: you stored on your phone off photos of some absolute
Speaker 2: pieces of art, some pieces of masterpieces, your masterpieces? Do
Speaker 2: you keep? Do you keep all of the orders?
Speaker 4: Chris's office at home two entire walls. I take a
Speaker 4: photo of it today. Are all of her artwork from
Speaker 4: like krash right up to now.
Speaker 2: Iterations? Are all the periods of the Impressionists.
Speaker 3: The problem with my son's going to daycare now? They
Speaker 3: send him home with three artworks?
Speaker 2: No day, no a day, no, they should just pick
Speaker 2: three year. I don't want to store all this stuff.
Speaker 2: I don't my recycling bin. No more palm stuff either.
Speaker 2: What a year are you going to deal with all
Speaker 2: of these palm prints?
Speaker 5: You wait till you get the pastor Nicklas Jack where
Speaker 5: he goes to kinder.
Speaker 2: All right, so email me today your children's artwork. We
Speaker 2: need to know their names and how old they are
Speaker 2: for the gallery we're going to turn Melbourne into tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Email me at CHRISTN O'Connell dot com dot au.
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