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Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, it's John and the Man. There's Cutty's and

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Speaker 1: the Man's cutting.

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Speaker 2: Something we missed today because we had a lot going

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Speaker 2: on in the show was this story about a couple

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Speaker 2: flipping a car whilst having a bit of a smooch

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Speaker 2: while driving. I'll ask you this question first. When you're

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Speaker 2: driving with Harley.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a little bit of a kissy kissy

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Speaker 1: at the traffic lights?

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Speaker 3: Never do you? And Helen?

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Speaker 1: No, no, you. In the olden days we used to. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Then one day I sneezed on her by accident, a

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Speaker 2: fig loogie.

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Speaker 1: Went on a rarm and that you know stopped.

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Speaker 3: Were you actually driving parking?

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Speaker 2: No, we're driving, and a big like a fair big

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Speaker 2: came out and landed on a risk.

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Speaker 3: It's good.

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Speaker 4: It's got to be really early days were because of

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Speaker 4: the drive at the traffic lights.

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Speaker 3: Come on, people do that.

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you see a couple having a little bit of

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Speaker 1: a peck at the line.

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Speaker 4: Harley has always taken his driving so seriously because he

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Speaker 4: used to race motor cars, and so he always says,

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Speaker 4: this is the time of the day where something can

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Speaker 4: kill you. Well, it won't come from my germs, because

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Speaker 4: you never come near me.

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Speaker 1: Have you tried to entice him with anything?

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Speaker 4: Oh, with my halotosis. Hi drive a Mitsubishi halatosis. Well, anyway,

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Speaker 4: what happened to this couple? This Adelaide couple. A twenty

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Speaker 4: five year old female driver was traveling with her eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Year old boyfriend. Sexy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she decided to change the music she was flicking over,

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Speaker 2: probably to listen to this podcast of us. While she

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Speaker 2: was doing that, her passenger has leaned in for a

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Speaker 2: bit of a KISSI KISSI. Then what's happened? The car

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Speaker 2: has flipped over and rolled. So now they've been fined

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Speaker 2: for negligent driving. They're unengined, which was good, but nonetheless

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Speaker 2: it's negligent driving.

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Speaker 3: They'll have a story to tell for the rest of

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Speaker 3: their lives.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, well particularly if you know. For example,

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Speaker 2: I remember seeing a movie many years ago.

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Speaker 1: I forgot it was called Car Trouble Using and the

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Speaker 1: guy is having it off with the girl in the car.

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Speaker 2: It's a part surely part, and then like I said,

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Speaker 2: it's full you know, she's on.

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Speaker 1: Top of kissy kisses, she's on top of him. He

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Speaker 1: knocks it out of gear in the passion and the

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Speaker 1: car starts rolling. Down the hill. She has this involuntary.

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Speaker 2: Reaction where her cervic seizars onto the man's pooness.

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Speaker 3: These all car names.

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Speaker 1: They're trapped, they're stuck together. It's a movie.

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Speaker 3: It's a movie. It was not a documentary.

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Speaker 1: It's a movie. I'm sure I was called car trouble.

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Speaker 1: But then all the you know, because they're stuck.

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Speaker 3: Jaws of life would have had to come and cut

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Speaker 3: them out.

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Speaker 2: Well, they were parking in a sort of a nature

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Speaker 2: area and the car has rolled down the grassy hill

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Speaker 2: with them still attacked, still attached, and they're in a ditch.

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Speaker 1: And then people have run down. Oh what's going on.

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Speaker 4: I think it's a bad time to be having it

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Speaker 4: off people and say I can't help it.

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Speaker 1: And she's on top of him and they can't.

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Speaker 2: I think they have to give her a muscle relax

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Speaker 2: into something like that.

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Speaker 3: That's a that you'll never forget, that's what he said.

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Speaker 1: So you got to be careful of that stuff.

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Speaker 4: A friend of mine was in the car and she

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Speaker 4: had to pull over because a bee was in a pants.

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Speaker 3: She had to pull the pants down. Car starts moving

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Speaker 3: and she hit another car and she was fined as well.

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Speaker 2: Right, a bee in the pants I made of mine

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Speaker 2: was telling me he had a black cat in his pants.

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Speaker 2: A girl he was going out with I were driving

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Speaker 2: their car and she decided to give him a bit

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Speaker 2: of oral pleasure.

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Speaker 3: This is a podcast, doesn't mean you can be rude.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure you could say oral pleasure. Anyway, he's gone,

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Speaker 1: this is fair enough. So as he's driving along, he's

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Speaker 1: gone under a sign that said cover your load. That's

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Speaker 1: what he said. These are one of those stories. You

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Speaker 1: just talked about it at the pub And he said,

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Speaker 1: I said what did you think? And he said, I

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Speaker 1: started to laugh, and then.

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Speaker 2: She stopped and he was trying to.

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Speaker 1: Explain a sign and she says, well, no, you're not

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Speaker 1: getting it now.

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Speaker 3: This person you you think they have a lot of

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Speaker 3: detail these.

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Speaker 1: Stories we talk about when we're at the pub.

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Speaker 2: But I always thought, if you are having an amorous

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Speaker 2: thing in.

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Speaker 3: A car, check your handbrake and you see.

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Speaker 2: But if you're having an amorous thing in the in

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Speaker 2: the car, you should know this that it's actually it's

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Speaker 2: part of neck driving.

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Speaker 1: It's it's illegal, even.

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Speaker 3: If your car doesn't smashed to something else.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, have the coppers pull you up and you're receiving.

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Speaker 3: Even if you're parked or you mean when you drive.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Probably indecent. It's probably indecency because you.

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Speaker 1: Know, I just have sex outside. You can't know. You

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Speaker 1: learn that you gotta have it inside. That's what you're

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Speaker 1: going to do.

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Speaker 3: Can we end this conversation now?

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Speaker 4: Just be mindful, Please be everyone, Just be mindful of everything.

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Speaker 2: It can happen in a blink of the eye out

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Speaker 2: on the highways and byways of them.

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Speaker 1: Stop talking.

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Speaker 3: I'm going home.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we do this on the radio. It's great. Okay, kids,

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Speaker 1: that's it today.

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