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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: As in Genesis, Phil Collins his daughter Yes.

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Speaker 3: Dry Buddy brushing with Reagan at two o'clock today.

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Speaker 4: I'm just but to know what Mela Humbos said about

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Speaker 4: the philosophy of wine.

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Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell show, Gold one O four.

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Speaker 4: Pinks, Hey Goome Morning. Four minutes past six Monday morning.

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Speaker 4: It's to Christian O'Connor's showing Gold Goome onring Jackie Boy,

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Speaker 4: Morning guys, Good morning, Patsy, Morning boys. Before we get

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Speaker 4: into today's show, can I just say, Patsy, you missed

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Speaker 4: a little ray of sunshine that I just saw with

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Speaker 4: his presence on Friday after the show because it was

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Speaker 4: Jack's birthday. Jack's wife Bianca and a little boy, twenty

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Speaker 4: one month old baby Gordon came in. What a joyous

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Speaker 3: He is different from last time I bought him in

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Speaker 3: home when he was just literally a bobby, just a blobby.

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Speaker 4: But in quite a short space of time he's a

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Speaker 4: little boy now.

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Speaker 3: You know what he reminds me. Have you ever watched

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Speaker 3: The Incredibles and that kid that just superpower is running around?

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Speaker 3: That is how my son feels at the moment. He's

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Speaker 3: always on foot and always.

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Speaker 4: Running, and it reminded me of just once they've got

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Speaker 4: those sea legs, they just want to all day long.

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Speaker 4: And it was so nice to see you having to move.

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Speaker 4: You couldn't have a static conversation with Jack like you

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Speaker 4: normally do. Where he ain't moving, you're Tully Shaw. Sometimes

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Speaker 4: he's died. We have to get a mirror, something under

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Speaker 4: his nose. Is he breathing constantly moving? And also at

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Speaker 4: one point I was chatting to your wife and I

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Speaker 4: said him was aware where Gord's I could hear it

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Speaker 4: around the corridor. I'm like, like a little ninja.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you can hear little footsteps. That's why we hear

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Speaker 3: all the time at home. He said, where is he

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Speaker 3: in the house? And then we hear the toilet flush

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Speaker 3: and we're like, hey, he's flushing stuff in the toilet again,

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Speaker 3: which he will not stop doing. He's not growing out

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Speaker 3: on her face, and I don't know why.

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Speaker 4: It was lovely to see him. If you want to

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Speaker 4: see the I suggested you go in the studio and

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Speaker 4: take some phonetures with him, and the photos of him

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Speaker 4: in the studio smashing the place up you can see

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Speaker 4: them on Instagram and Facebook. He's just got his little

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Speaker 4: they're just so chudgy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we got some really treasured photos. Thank you for

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Speaker 3: having him in here on Friday and cheered everybody. We

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Speaker 3: printed some off. We even Mum requested some Prince of

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Speaker 3: Gaudy in the studio on Friday, so it was it

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Speaker 3: was one to remember for us. Thank you.

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Speaker 4: So, Patsy. You've got school camp today for Audie. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: finally here after four months of getting ready for it.

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Speaker 2: I barely slipped a win last night.

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Speaker 4: She's she's traversing the North Pole.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's going on. She's one of the wish.

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Speaker 4: They would do a teenage version. I packed my two

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Speaker 2: No, they're off on camp and they're like proper camping intents.

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Speaker 2: And I've just got this thing. She's not going to

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Speaker 2: I just hope she's got I'm sure she'll be fine.

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Speaker 2: I know she'll be fine. So she got one of

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Speaker 2: those hiking No, they had to take a duffle bag suitcase,

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Speaker 2: is it. No, they couldn't take a suitcase doesn't go

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Speaker 2: So no, they have a duffle bag. But you know,

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Speaker 4: Contradict swear pats, you're right, just a member of I've

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Speaker 4: liked doing this many times, trying to shove all that

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Speaker 2: No, Well, the trouble is, you know, when you go

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Speaker 4: I know she's only go away for two days, but

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Speaker 4: don't know whether they're crapping in or what it's like

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Speaker 2: I think I'll just hose her off in the backyard

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Speaker 2: I'm a little bit tender, but a bit like a

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Speaker 3: I just yeah, So did you sneak in the room

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Speaker 4: As you left?

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Speaker 2: She slept in our bed last night?

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Speaker 4: I know, how are you going to be tonight?

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Speaker 2: I will be fine because I know she will so

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Speaker 2: quickly moved on. No, no, no, I'm fine in knowing that

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Speaker 4: From her point of view. That is a real taste

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Speaker 3: It, oh boy, to be free life beyond the compound post.

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Speaker 2: It's not a compound Jack.

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Speaker 4: I swear to go out the Netflix documentary that is

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Speaker 4: eventually going to break one day about this whole regime

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Speaker 4: that parts has been running.

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Speaker 2: Not a ragie.

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Speaker 4: It does feel like a regime.

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Speaker 2: It makes me sound like a polepot or something.

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Speaker 4: Is she going away? You? Those words not mean? Why

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Speaker 4: did your subconscious go to pole pot immediately? This time

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Speaker 2: So she's away for two nights, three days?

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Speaker 4: All right, Patsy, good luck. We'll check in tomorrow see

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Speaker 4: how you coach your first night.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Patsy, is.

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Speaker 4: She allowed to take a phone with her or not?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No electronic devices whatsoever?

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Speaker 4: Which is fair enough to have you my good one? End?

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Speaker 4: Because some.

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Speaker 2: No? Because you know what if they're found with one,

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Speaker 2: And it says very clearly, if they're found with one,

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Speaker 4: Do they do that?

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Speaker 3: Do you think who's taking them home? You go walk?

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Speaker 2: No, you've got to get them. Parents will have to

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Speaker 4: I don't reckon ever really do that.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, our school does. It's done it before.

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Speaker 4: Really imagine the shame of that, you know, hitting a

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh, no, no, no, no, I'm not going to

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Speaker 3: I'm just thinking this is this would never happen now.

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Speaker 3: But I'm thinking of how we were punished on school

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Speaker 3: camp for talking late in the night. The teacher got

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Speaker 4: So yeah, after the camps were like that, Yeah. I

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Speaker 4: remember once. Yeah, me and my mates we've been talking

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Speaker 4: then they say it's the warning and you're like, whatever,

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Speaker 4: seemed really old, you know, our old teachers. Yeah, feel

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Speaker 4: remember then just got snapped up. We actually go on

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Speaker 4: now you look back and none of that was legit.

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Speaker 4: That should not have happened. You did that. Now that

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Speaker 4: At the time, No, not just that. Remember telling my parents.

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Speaker 4: you must have done something. For an adult to do

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Speaker 5: But Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: You go to open up the lines now for knock

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Speaker 4: what I was actually thinking of the Carls morning. When

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Speaker 4: Today is the beginning, lowess. My youngest daughter now she starts.

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Speaker 4: Quite a few schools do this in Victoria. It's a

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Speaker 4: great idea. They begin the new school year in the

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Speaker 3: When you've done your exams, you do the next year.

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Speaker 4: Term one a quite so today she finds out new

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Speaker 4: getting her skew your school uniform ready. Yes, I was thinking,

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Speaker 4: also thinking, oh my god, because let me tell you this,

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Speaker 4: there's school and then these year twelve. Year twelve feels

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Speaker 4: like a monster has come back into my life. That's

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Speaker 4: like I've got to do Year twelve.

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Speaker 3: You just have to hold the flash cards. That's all

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Speaker 4: It's so much more. There's school and then there's year twelve.

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Speaker 4: Another year twelve begins today? All right, noo on Monday?

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Speaker 4: Don't go, Steve, I gotta go go section manager, you go.

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Speaker 7: Thank you, thanks a lot.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to work. Jenny, good morning, Jenny, Hey christ.

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Speaker 4: I'm good Jenny. How are you going? You've just got

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Speaker 9: I've been to edinbur England, Paris, Ireland.

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Speaker 4: I tell you what. There's I'm yet to taste the

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Speaker 12: Oh look, I.

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Speaker 7: Could I have a coffee cup?

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Speaker 4: You need. An ivy tripper is what you need? A

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: On Friday, we were sharing ours here in yours nominations

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Speaker 8: I was getting petrol in my car and I was

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Speaker 4: I was filling off a few and over the weekend.

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Speaker 9: Seeing it had gone cold, I'd let the water out

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Speaker 15: Took myself on a holiday to Bali and I was

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Speaker 4: We go for help, all right, So why did you

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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's show, time for today's time waster, I've been

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Speaker 4: a great weekend. Thank you very much for joining us

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Speaker 4: Right now?

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Speaker 3: Then?

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Speaker 4: Why did you have to cry out for help? You

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Speaker 4: Was it ascending? We go help help? How? Nine four

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Speaker 4: Wow, we what an amazing end to a night out.

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Speaker 4: You finally seeing a Mona Lisa Wow, stuff like this.

444
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Speaker 4: Who knew that life can arrange? It's like some sort

445
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Speaker 4: of strange Martin artist that's got you in some sort

446
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Speaker 4: of lock or hold. It's the radiator pinning you down. Absolutely,

447
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Speaker 4: it's got Richard. Thank you very much. You come. I

448
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Speaker 4: have a good day to send you guys. Morning, Greg,

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Speaker 4: welcome to show. Greg, Good morning, guys. How are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm good, Greg, have been a great weekend. Now, Greg,

451
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Speaker 4: why were you crying out for.

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Speaker 14: Help as a young child. I think it was about

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Speaker 14: a living at home. We had a fridge freezer and

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Speaker 14: it was the type that you had to defrost, so

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Speaker 14: there was a lot of ice.

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Speaker 13: In it, which meant that the freezer compartment was made

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Speaker 13: of metal. And I'm not exactly sure why I did this,

458
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Speaker 13: but I opened the freezer one day and I wondered

459
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Speaker 13: what it would be.

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Speaker 11: Like to have a bit of a lick of the freezer.

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Speaker 13: So I've licked the base of the freezer and within

462
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Speaker 13: a nanosecond my tongue was stuck.

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Speaker 4: Fast in the freezer for instant.

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Speaker 13: And so my mum was at home and I tried

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Speaker 13: to call out. It was a bit of a silent

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Speaker 13: scream behind I had a freezer attached to my tongue and.

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Speaker 4: She didn't hear me.

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Speaker 10: So panic sitting.

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Speaker 16: And also I didn't want to get in trouble for

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Speaker 16: having a freezer attached to think I forcibly removed it,

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Speaker 16: and in some of your toll remain Yeah, well, when

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Speaker 16: I say I forcibly removed it, it was most of it.

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Speaker 11: I think there was a fair bit that got left

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Speaker 11: on the base, didn't didn't tickle, and it took a

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Speaker 11: little bit bit of time to heal again.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I do you remember you're right when they think

477
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Speaker 4: about those metallic freezers.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't know. I was bored, curious, curious, good.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's a big fair of the manufacturer. I

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Speaker 3: probably didn't expect people to start looking at the base

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Speaker 3: of it.

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Speaker 10: Well, I think this should be, you know, a warning.

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Speaker 4: You're quite right, there should be something that should be something, Greg,

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Speaker 4: you're quite right, Greg, thank you very much. Still, yes, exactly, Greg,

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Speaker 4: very funny, well told thanksgiving us a call.

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Speaker 16: Might have a good week, okay, you Carl on a

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Speaker 16: brighter not.

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Speaker 5: You're listening to the Christian Know Carl Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Why did you have to cry for help? Good morning,

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Speaker 4: Liza Christian. I was in the bath, pregnant, relaxing, tried

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Speaker 4: to get out, then realizing I couldn't get out. No

492
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Speaker 4: one home, water goes cold, gets hopping it up stop.

493
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Speaker 4: Roughly an hour or two, just shriveling up and they

494
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Speaker 4: heard someone come home and end up quite crinkly Mandy.

495
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Speaker 4: When I was younger, went roller blading along a tree

496
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Speaker 4: line path in Richmond and didn't see the gravel sections

497
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Speaker 4: because of the shaded paths. Went through one but not

498
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Speaker 4: the next, didn't think to hit the grass, went down,

499
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Speaker 4: pealed off a few layers of skin off my leg

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Speaker 4: and embedded quite a bit of gravel so that one

501
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Speaker 4: was close. I was crying out the top of my

502
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Speaker 4: lungs to track the attention of one guy I could

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Speaker 4: see in the distance. Long story short. After many hours

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Speaker 4: of pain in and out of hospital, plastic surgery was

505
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Speaker 4: done the next day. Wow, you really didn't hurt your

506
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Speaker 4: sound firm, Mandy. All right, so why are you crying

507
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Speaker 4: out for help? Nine four one four one oh four

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Speaker 4: three morning Shelly?

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Speaker 12: Ah, Hi, guys, I got locked in my toilet. I

510
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Speaker 12: went in and I had a dodgy door handle and

511
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Speaker 12: I slammed the door and the handle fell off.

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Speaker 4: No, no, I couldn't.

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Speaker 12: I couldn't get out. So I stood on the toilet

514
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Speaker 12: pushed the fly wire out because I couldn't stick my

515
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Speaker 12: head out was it there? And called for help and

516
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Speaker 12: I had to wait. And a young couple come walking

517
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Speaker 12: past them yell out.

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Speaker 2: Help and the.

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Speaker 4: Ale bench are you calling.

520
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Speaker 12: For I said, yes, I'm stuck in the toilet and

521
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Speaker 12: my two dogs had really ferocious and I said, the

522
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Speaker 12: dogs won't hurt you.

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Speaker 7: Just come in, please.

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Speaker 4: Please, honest part of me thinking this is too much,

525
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Speaker 4: the dogs, this nutjob hare I'm walking on at speed now. No,

526
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Speaker 4: not my surcas, not my monkey's, not my dog's, not

527
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Speaker 4: my hair trape.

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Speaker 12: Anyway, they got past the dogs and they came in

529
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Speaker 12: and they couldn't get me out. They couldn't find anything

530
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Speaker 12: to do it, and they tried the Handley tried the hand.

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Speaker 4: They just go well.

532
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Speaker 12: They made to slide my phone under the door so

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Speaker 12: I could wring my daughter and she came with the

534
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Speaker 12: screwge I forgot me out and they said at least

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Speaker 12: you had water.

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Speaker 4: Yes, yes, lovely water, Yes, lovely water.

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Speaker 12: So thank god they walked past. I could have been

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Speaker 12: in there for bloody hours.

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Speaker 4: The Wizard of Oz, you know when he first posts

540
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Speaker 4: his head out that little shutter. Don't mind the dogs, Shelley,

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Speaker 4: very very funny. Thank you very much to give us

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Speaker 4: a call.

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Speaker 12: No worries, guys, Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Christian Connall Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Something happens Saturday night and even yesterday, me and the

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Speaker 4: kids who having dinner. I went, you're going to talk

547
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Speaker 4: about what you did Saturday night? Went yeah, and I've

548
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Speaker 4: been apprehensive.

549
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Speaker 3: Oh god, you're wringing your hands.

550
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Speaker 4: Like this. I'll tell you what it is. It's like,

551
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Speaker 4: you know, when you've done something and days later, as

552
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Speaker 4: soon as you remember it, it's like you're touching a wound,

553
00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:06,959
Speaker 4: and it's a cringey old wound because of what happens

554
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Speaker 4: Saturday night. Let me take you back to Saturday night.

555
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Speaker 4: I was taking my two daughters out for dinner. So

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Speaker 4: it's me and my two daughters. And when we're having

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Speaker 4: a really good night, I sit at the table next

558
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Speaker 4: to us. My daughter goes, that guy keeps looking at you.

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Speaker 4: I look round and it's David Kosh. I member a

560
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Speaker 4: couple of years ago. I member a couple of years ago,

561
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Speaker 4: and he was a lovely guy. It's when Paul were

562
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Speaker 4: playing the DS and we had a big chat. Charming man. Right,

563
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Speaker 4: so I think, oh, you have to excuse me. I'll

564
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Speaker 4: just go and say hello. I'll go over. And this

565
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Speaker 4: man stands up and straight away I realized this Saint David,

566
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Speaker 4: cause right right, I'm now trapped one right, and I go, hey,

567
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Speaker 4: lovely to see you again. He's standing at an outplight understanding.

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Speaker 4: He goes, how do I know you?

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Speaker 3: And you didn't make up a story?

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Speaker 4: I did because I couldn't go until so, so I

571
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Speaker 4: thought you were David Kosh because Coshi, it's not a

572
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Speaker 4: he's a good looking guy, but it's it's not a compliment.

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Speaker 4: But this guy, who was about fifteen years younger than Gotchy,

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Speaker 4: he's just a middle aged ballman who's short and fat. Right,

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Speaker 4: And I'm now stood there and I'm like oh god,

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Speaker 4: I can't go. Oh good, I'm so sorry because it's

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Speaker 4: not like, oh I thought you Brad Pitt, but I

578
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Speaker 4: can't go.

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Speaker 3: I thought, I just can't.

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Speaker 4: You know, I'm actually actually itching my neck right now.

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Speaker 10: So I go.

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Speaker 4: We met before, and he goes what he's got, glancing

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Speaker 4: on scanning me, going what I want? This is what

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Speaker 4: I could truck out there. I'm under pressure. I go

585
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Speaker 4: an mcg thingy, come on a big, a big arena

586
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Speaker 4: like that. Most of you have been there for something

587
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Speaker 4: and he goes. It goes like this, Oh that's a fan.

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Speaker 4: The only guy who's never been there. He just went

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Speaker 4: him and I go, I go, look, anyway, I've taken

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Speaker 4: up too much time already. Seconds. His wife sat there

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Speaker 4: just staring at me, right, and so I go and

592
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Speaker 4: it down. The kids, teenagers, let the girl, what have you?

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Speaker 4: Just don't know what I'm going on to talk about it.

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Speaker 4: I thought we have to leave the restaurant, to leave

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Speaker 4: the city. Let's just move on. I tell them, I

596
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Speaker 4: whisper going don't know now, but.

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Speaker 2: It's not just.

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Speaker 4: COVID glasses, my daughter said. About two minutes later, this

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Speaker 4: guy gets his phone out and he's going through his

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Speaker 4: contact and then he just finds you when he goes, ah, yes, Derek,

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Speaker 4: anyway this morning, please, I want stories of mistaken identity.

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Speaker 4: You could have sworn it was and it would have

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Speaker 4: made sense. Of course she's gonna here, you know, he's

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Speaker 4: looking over his wondering wife. And I said, hey, they

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Speaker 4: missed you on sunrise, and that was going to be

606
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Speaker 4: my next line where it's like they miss you on sunrise.

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Speaker 4: He would have no, I'm not David. Oh god weekend

608
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Speaker 4: have been thinking about the shortball guy. Has he ever

609
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Speaker 4: been mistaken? But before you should have a sign on

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Speaker 4: your table, Sir David Gosh.

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Speaker 5: Christian Connell's show podcast, So.

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Speaker 4: Out for dinner Saturday night, I thought David. I thought

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Speaker 4: David Kosh was sat next to me, so I went

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Speaker 4: Salo when this hell of a lot shorter guy than

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Speaker 4: David Kosh, who just like Cosha though does wear glasses

616
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Speaker 4: and was baled, got up. I didn't want to go,

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Speaker 4: oh my god, so I thought you were Devid Gosh.

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Speaker 4: So I carried on making out that we've made for

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Speaker 4: a function at the just confusing this walk its wife

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Speaker 4: anyway Mistaken identity nine four one four one oh four

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Speaker 4: three if I ever see David Kosh again, I'm looking

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Speaker 4: to just blank him in. It goes, why is that

623
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Speaker 4: English guy? Ignore me? It's the very rude. Don't risk it,

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Speaker 4: it's not worth it before me once fake David KSh

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Speaker 4: never again. Uh, Patsy, you ever been you got involved

626
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Speaker 4: in doing mistaken identity?

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Speaker 5: I have.

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Speaker 2: Chris and I were out for dinner one night at

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Speaker 2: this really nice restaurant and across the room I was

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Speaker 2: convinced that I saw this girl that I used to

631
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Speaker 2: dance with, Scottish dancing with And did you do like

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Speaker 2: jewe saw?

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Speaker 17: Was it?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, But this girl was like she was

636
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Speaker 2: a dynasty of dancing family. She was nine. She was

637
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Speaker 2: like the poster girl for dancing. She was a sensational dancer.

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Speaker 2: And I always she was like a dance like her

639
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Speaker 2: parents danced, her grandmother danced and judged like they were

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Speaker 2: the dancing family. Anyway, I thought i'd seen the dance exactly,

641
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Speaker 2: That's exactly what it was. And so I hadn't seen

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Speaker 2: her for about twenty years at this point, like ages since.

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Speaker 4: We soon saw the way those feet moved you.

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Speaker 2: But you know when you see someone this might have

645
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Speaker 2: been the same for you with your pretend Koshi, like

646
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Speaker 2: it's her, like it's the doppelganger. It was curious anyway,

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Speaker 2: so much so I said all through the entree and

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Speaker 2: then up to when our main course came, I said

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Speaker 2: to Chris going up to her, because I am convinced

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Speaker 2: that is Karen. Only she hasn't seen me, because she's

651
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Speaker 2: like over the other He's like, please don't, please don't.

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Speaker 2: It's probably not.

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Speaker 3: Have to dancing royalty.

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Speaker 4: Magic circles.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I was. I was so convinced it was her.

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Speaker 2: She got up and went to the bathroom, and I

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Speaker 2: said to Chris, I'm going to go and ask her husband.

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Speaker 2: He said, please don't. I said, no, I am, because

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Speaker 2: then if I make a fool of myself and it's

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Speaker 2: not her, well it's kind of like half half embarrassment

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Speaker 2: because she's not sitting at the table, if.

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Speaker 4: That makes sense. It's not paint of embarrassing.

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Speaker 5: That's right, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Anyway. So I went over and I just said, I

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Speaker 2: do excuse me, but that's obviously, and I said her

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Speaker 2: name and he said no, and he just looked at

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Speaker 2: me blankly, like I was some sort of crazed woman.

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Speaker 2: I said, no, I think that that is her, and

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Speaker 2: he goes, no, it's not. I said, I do beg

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Speaker 2: your pardon. I'll leave you to your dessert, and sort

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Speaker 2: of went.

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Speaker 4: Back to that No, no, is that I ask you again.

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Speaker 4: You have to say this because you probably get this

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Speaker 4: all the time. Is it whispering now? Is it the

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Speaker 4: former Dynasty of Dance? It is I.

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Speaker 2: And I had to crawl back to the table with

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Speaker 2: the towel between my legs. It was seriously, this was

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Speaker 2: it was her twin. It was insane. No, it was

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Speaker 2: like someone had cloned her and it was Karen.

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Speaker 4: It was so like you saw Robbie, Is this some

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Speaker 4: kid from school? You did Island Dance? And Nora and

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Speaker 4: I went, what an amazing story that would have been

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Speaker 4: if it actually was.

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Speaker 3: Imagine you sat in the same restaurant.

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Speaker 4: God, what a time to be a live bench me,

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Speaker 4: Chris bench me.

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Speaker 2: It was insane. But it's that embarrassment, it's that humiliation

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Speaker 2: of you're so convinced, you're incensed that it's that person.

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Speaker 4: And then the whole weekend, I've been cringing, and I

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Speaker 4: thought that made a conversation with that fakel.

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Speaker 5: You're listening to the question you know Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Craig Christian. About twenty five years ago, we

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Speaker 4: were on holiday and New Zealand when we flew home.

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Speaker 4: When we were going through customers at Auckland Airport, after

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Speaker 4: our passports were scanned, we were pulled aside. The officer

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Speaker 4: disappeared at the back with our passports. He returned five

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Speaker 4: minutes later with a supervisor who then had a look

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Speaker 4: at me and let us go. Stue wants there was

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Speaker 4: a local who had the same name as me who

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Speaker 4: had a warrant out for his arrest for not paying

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Speaker 4: child support. I always keep thinking about the stories because

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Speaker 4: there was only eight at the time. Why would think

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Speaker 4: I was a father? What this guy's not fooling me?

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Speaker 4: What a great disguise, probably on his knees down there

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Speaker 4: you put your dad's shoes. Marie, Good morning, Marie.

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Speaker 7: Good morning.

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Speaker 15: How are you?

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Speaker 9: Christian and gang.

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Speaker 4: Marie, welcome to the show. And Marie, what's your story

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Speaker 4: for us? Mate about mistaken identity?

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Speaker 9: Well, I did mistake someone, but someone stood me for

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Speaker 9: someone else. I'd just finished work, I was standing at

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Speaker 9: the bridge. I'm waiting to get some bread, and this

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Speaker 9: young lady comes over and she says, hi, Belinda, how

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Speaker 9: are you? And I said, here, I'm fine, but I'm

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Speaker 9: not Belinda. Oh she don't be funny, she said. I said, no,

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Speaker 9: not being funny.

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Speaker 8: I'm not bulling there.

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Speaker 9: And she said, oh, she said, still got to say

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Speaker 9: to humor, haven't you?

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Speaker 15: And I said is?

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Speaker 9: I said, hey, but I'm not Belinda and she said,

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Speaker 9: don't be silly, of course, but you're court Bulinda. I

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Speaker 9: recognize you anywhere. And I said, I'm sorry, but I'm

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Speaker 9: not Blinda. It took me forever convinced this woman.

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Speaker 15: I was not Belinda.

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Speaker 4: Marie, thank you very much for story mate. Have a

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Speaker 4: nice week, you two, are I Tom? Good morning, Tom?

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Speaker 17: Hey Christian? Here are you going?

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Speaker 4: I'm good Tom, Welcome to the show. So mistaken identity

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Speaker 4: will happened to you? Yeah?

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Speaker 17: Okay, So look, I am hopeless with names and faces.

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Speaker 17: I just don't retain that information. So you end up

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Speaker 17: faking it as you do. So I'm walking home from

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Speaker 17: the station one day and the sky pulls up and

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Speaker 17: he said hey, and I said hey. He said in

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Speaker 17: a lift, And I'm thinking this could be my one

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Speaker 17: of my son's schoolmates dads or something. I don't want

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Speaker 17: to offend him, so I said yeah, and I jumped

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Speaker 17: in and we pulled out, and he looked at me

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Speaker 17: and does a double take and said, ah, I thought

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Speaker 17: you were someone else.

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Speaker 4: A good situation. You're both now me too. Do I

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Speaker 4: really kick you to the cup? What happened?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 17: No, he gave me a lift home. Apparently I lived

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Speaker 17: just around the corner.

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Speaker 4: This could only happen in Australia because you're also friendly.

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Speaker 4: That's a lovely story. I'll give you a lift anyway.

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Speaker 4: It's not far Oh Tom, I love that one. Tom,

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Speaker 4: thank you very much for sharing. It's with us mate,

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Speaker 4: It's very good.

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Speaker 17: No, thanks Christen.

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Speaker 4: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast every Monday. Then

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Speaker 4: we play back and listen to your miss her lyrics.

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Speaker 4: It's just mis Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics. Thank you

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Speaker 4: very much everyone who sends them in every single day,

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Speaker 4: twenty four hours a day. We have listeners all over

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Speaker 4: the world catch on the podcast, always sitting in the

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Speaker 4: misheard lyrics. So if we agree with him, you'll hear this.

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Speaker 4: If not, you're here us and for the really great

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Speaker 4: ones in Hall of Fame, Ret and Hall of famers,

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Speaker 4: some Darryl Coldplay and their song Clocks Tarzan, I tried

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Speaker 4: to swim against poor little Chris Martin Tarz that trat

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Speaker 4: swimmer against. And then there's this one original line, I

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Speaker 4: watched my grandpa save pennies, and Liam's hearing something else.

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Speaker 4: Oh watch my Grandpa's save penis. Yeah, we leave that there,

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Speaker 4: all right. So brand new one's Georgia Mark Blondie Heart

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Speaker 4: of Glass. It's just no good you teasing me like

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Speaker 4: you do? Or is it? It's just no good. You're

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Speaker 4: cheesy like a dead bird. That is a percent there.

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Speaker 4: It's no good. You'll cheesy like a dead bird. But

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Speaker 4: on Georgia Taylor Batty, hell of a Name TV Taylor

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Speaker 4: Batty of Adelaide, Christian Ma Massive Swifty always seemed to

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Speaker 4: giggle at one moment in one of the most gut

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Speaker 4: wrenching songs as a fellow, Swifty, has you got any

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Speaker 4: songs of gut wrenching Ronan? Which is Taylor's version, He's

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Speaker 4: got here, Taylor Swift, you fought it hard like an

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Speaker 4: army guy.

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Speaker 5: He had like an army guy.

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Speaker 4: Who is it? He farted hard like an army guy.

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Speaker 4: You know you eat those army rations. You're going to

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Speaker 4: price it's in there. I'm actually excited now am I

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Speaker 4: going to see that he's touring the new year? Thank

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Speaker 4: you very much, Taylor Batty of Adelaide. Heaths got this

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Speaker 4: some ariana grande. Thank you, next, thank you, next, thank

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Speaker 4: you next? Or is it bacon eggs? Bacon eggs? We

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Speaker 4: haven't had a stinking out that for a while, Heath Christian.

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Speaker 4: I was instead in the weekend singing Motley crue I've

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Speaker 4: got a misheard from the gig, Save our souls, Motley Cruz,

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Speaker 4: save our souls for your promised land. Or is he

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Speaker 4: singing equally emotionally for save our souls for the pot roast?

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Speaker 4: Lamb Hi, I can have to have another listen.

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Speaker 3: No Baby Live. It's a bit more buffle.

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Speaker 4: It is called not called maybe lyrics jenack. Oh my friend, No, Christian,

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Speaker 4: I don't think you play Spanish techno on God. We

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Speaker 4: do want a Friday last night? How the show has

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Speaker 4: always taken no Friday, but I thought i'd send this anyway.

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Speaker 4: A last of techno one uh by sash Deo May

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Speaker 4: is the original line. We all know it. Radio show

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Speaker 4: is assulting pupil's is in the morning with this crap

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Speaker 4: like we or is it tickle me?

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Speaker 10: Did you know what it is?

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Speaker 4: He's said, tickle me?

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Speaker 9: I like that?

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Speaker 4: Ye, Thank you, Craig all right. As always, email addressed

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Speaker 4: for your miss her lyrics is Christian at Christian O'Connell

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Speaker 4: dot com dot au. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 5: On a brighter not listening to the Questiano Carl Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: You're never far away from him, pushed out the conversation

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Speaker 4: with your teenagers, even when you think you're being cool

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Speaker 4: with them. I just remembered over the weekend, my daughter,

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Speaker 4: youngest daughter Lowers. She turns seventeen Saturday, and she's doing

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Speaker 4: a lovely thing. She's cooking like a three course meal

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Speaker 4: for eight of her friends. We're obviously being thrown out

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Speaker 4: the house, but she's she's doing this and her favorite

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Speaker 4: coilor is pink, right, so she's got like over the

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Speaker 4: weekend we were getting like pink candles together and some

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Speaker 4: pink flowers of order to pick up on Friday. So

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Speaker 4: the tables all dressed nicely for her. I want to

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Speaker 4: I want to look great, and I said, tell her

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Speaker 4: what I'll do this week. Then I'll make a pink

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Speaker 4: themed play this for you. She goes, great. I said,

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Speaker 4: do you know what, and obviously I'll put some songs

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Speaker 4: on there by Pink. She goes, so all I'm thinking

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Speaker 4: is these are Wins Winds, Wins Winds, Wins Wins Winds,

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Speaker 4: And suddenly she just starts and goes, No one, only

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Speaker 4: people your age like pink. Ah, I thought, everyone, it's

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Speaker 4: not just middle aged people at are pink and she

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Speaker 4: goes it mainly is and their mums went, she's a

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Speaker 4: very and she goes it doesn't much, she's inspirational. Noah,

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Speaker 4: my age, this is.

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Speaker 3: The Pink inspirational to another generations.

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Speaker 4: I thought, everybody late Pink.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's the most contemporary music we play on this station.

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Speaker 4: I what makes us edgy. Sometimes up one or two

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Speaker 4: of those in a week week feels like we're triple Jane.

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Speaker 4: We've had a bit of balance out with have been

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Speaker 4: a Mondo rock, so we don't shock her audits. Now

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Speaker 4: you've had one of those weekends where something happens and

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Speaker 4: suddenly your life could be going in a completely different path.

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Speaker 3: Yes, totally unexpected to us. We're not planning for it,

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Speaker 3: but we for twenty four hours on the weekend, we

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Speaker 3: thought Bianca was pregnant again.

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Speaker 4: Oh, this is sure.

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Speaker 3: And I've been the one that's saying we we had

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Speaker 3: Gordy a year and a half ago. I was like,

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Speaker 3: one's enough. I mean, he's been plenty of work. We

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Speaker 3: can finish there. So we have not been trying. But

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Speaker 3: Bianca has been not feeling well, and then she's saying,

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Speaker 3: like things are just lining up. I feel the same

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Speaker 3: way I do when I was pregnant with Wardy. Is

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Speaker 3: it posible?

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Speaker 4: And women know that female intuitions are strong.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, then we'd like counting backwards and like.

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Speaker 4: Maybe, like possibly we're here. Yeah, so we we.

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Speaker 3: By Saturday night, we convinced ourselves that there was another

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Speaker 3: baby coming, which is such a strange feeling news like

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Speaker 3: speed forward to the next day. We're not pregnant, or

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Speaker 3: else I would I did that first thing on Sunday morning,

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Speaker 3: went to the chemist.

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Speaker 4: Did you go and get it? Yeah? I had to

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Speaker 4: do that a couple of times. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And I also took you know what, I took Gordy

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Speaker 3: with me because I thought that in this staff when

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Speaker 3: I asked where the pregnancy test was, we.

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Speaker 4: Do judge you when they sad gone on a Sunday

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Speaker 4: morning business. Why are you coming in? You're alone, looking

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Speaker 4: sweaty and like looking around a bit.

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Speaker 3: So I was happy to have him on my hip

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Speaker 3: because I was like, it just might be a little

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Speaker 3: so we're not pregnant. But what was weird about the experience,

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Speaker 3: I guess is it puts you into the mindset of,

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Speaker 3: you know, would we be ready for another baby?

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Speaker 4: And how did you actually fail? Did you feel relieved

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Speaker 4: or disappointed when actually Bianka wasn't pregnant.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I surprised myself because I thought I wouldn't want

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Speaker 3: to go through it again, that newborn stage and the

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Speaker 3: last the first twelve months of Gordy's life. But I

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Speaker 3: was excited Saturday night going to sleep, thinking there might happen,

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Speaker 3: and then I was we were both disappointed as was

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Speaker 3: as well. Yeah that it came up negative for the

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Speaker 3: TESTA there's no baby.

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Speaker 4: But what the great thing is is like, who knows

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Speaker 4: what might happen?

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Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 4: The next color is because I can see that actually

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Speaker 4: you are you are ready if you want to, if

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Speaker 4: you want another child?

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00:42:38,719 --> 00:42:43,640
Speaker 3: Yes, it's definitely kickstarted that conversation. Yeah, so I watched

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Speaker 3: this space. I don't know get busy?

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Speaker 4: What are you doing to get busy? Last moment, serious

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Speaker 4: moment there just after playing pink, which everybody loves. One

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Speaker 4: of the coolest antists in the world.

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Speaker 5: Christian Connor Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: This week tickets to go and see one of the

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Speaker 4: all time greades of stand up Comedy's coming to Australia

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Speaker 4: next year. Jerry Seinfeld. We've got We've got free tickets

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Speaker 4: every single day this week on the time waste to

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Speaker 4: come out at five minutes time. Patsy, how things are you?

901
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Speaker 4: And Chris?

902
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Speaker 2: We were having a heated debate at home yesterday.

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Speaker 4: I what about by the way, because I find my

904
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Speaker 4: wife and I can get in a heated debate right

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Speaker 4: about anything. The other day? Right, I killed a fly

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Speaker 4: with my hand, right, you know we just got still

907
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Speaker 4: got it right? This single squished and so I just

908
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Speaker 4: fed the cat. So I thought, oh, do you know what?

909
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Speaker 4: I picked this up and drop it on his food

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Speaker 4: as a garnish. Right, I loved that. Right, I go

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Speaker 4: to my wife. I don't know, this is how boring

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Speaker 4: our life is. I got my wife, I just killed

913
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Speaker 4: a fly. This is what marriages, right twenty five years?

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Speaker 4: You've got anything else to say, just killed a fly,

915
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Speaker 4: you know, as if she's made of bruce leaves. My

916
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Speaker 4: hands are that it's so bigg that.

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Speaker 3: Could be an intruder that time.

918
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Speaker 4: And then his watch John Wick. I am John Wick.

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Speaker 2: Usually for it's about something that I'm trying to organize

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Speaker 2: for Chris. So I do believe his hearing might be

921
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Speaker 2: not as good as it was, can we say? And

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Speaker 2: I would like it, I bet you, and I would

923
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Speaker 2: like him to just go and get it, Just go

924
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Speaker 2: and get it checked. That might be a simple thing

925
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Speaker 2: of even just getting his ears cleared out right. And

926
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Speaker 2: when Chris has had enough of a conversation, he will

927
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Speaker 2: end a sentence with that's it, and that's all. So

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Speaker 2: it was, no, I'm not getting my ears checked, that's it,

929
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Speaker 2: and that's all.

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Speaker 4: And I love that we all have these sort of

931
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Speaker 4: go to things, don't we Sometimes we don't even realizing it.

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Speaker 2: That's it, and that's all. And I said, you know what,

933
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Speaker 2: I'm going to put that on your headstone one day.

934
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Speaker 2: Here lies Chris. That's it, and that's all.

935
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Speaker 4: It's actually it's kind of like you know, that's all, folks.

936
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Speaker 4: It's actually a really nice sign off on a tombstone.

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Speaker 3: Anyway.

938
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Speaker 2: Then Audrey pips up. Twelve year old Audrey pips up

939
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Speaker 2: and says, Mum, do you know what yours would be?

940
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Speaker 2: And I said, I don't know what would mine be?

941
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Speaker 2: And she said, nobody does anything in this house but me.

942
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Speaker 17: That's why.

943
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Speaker 2: Parenthood is like holding a mirror, mirror, the miny mirrors.

944
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Speaker 4: Patsy. Absolutely, yes, you're quite right, Jack. What would your

945
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Speaker 4: what would you? Or be on your gravestone?

946
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Speaker 3: If I think of it, my most used phrase in

947
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Speaker 3: the house it would be just give me five more minutes.

948
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Speaker 4: Just give me a minute, shrives kids and Sarah nuts

949
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Speaker 4: whatever it is, Yes, give me a minute. And while

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to work out I haven't done that thing,

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Speaker 4: she's off. I order it now.

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Speaker 3: That's literally mine mostly said from another room.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and by the way, you yelling at Chris. Most

954
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Speaker 4: of marriage is yet in one partner yelling at somebody

955
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Speaker 4: else another. Did you hear any of that? What what

956
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Speaker 4: did you say? Which just fit me a minute? We're

957
00:45:56,360 --> 00:46:01,120
Speaker 4: just praying for time. Ian found out that whatever you

958
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,439
Speaker 4: want to know. Of course, we haven't done it. Let's

959
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Speaker 4: just cut to the chase.

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Speaker 8: Now.

961
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Speaker 4: It's constantly just give me so Yours is way five minutes.

962
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Speaker 3: Mine for Bianc is a much nicer one. HER's at

963
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Speaker 3: the moment would be with Gordy when we're putting him

964
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 3: to bed, we say good night to everything in the hand,

965
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Speaker 3: so good night door, good night blood, and then Bianker

966
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Speaker 3: finishes good night everything, and I feel like that's a

967
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Speaker 3: nice thing to put.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Mine for my wife. My wife almost common thing

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Speaker 4: that is I told you. She actually says I never

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Speaker 4: fought whatever you know, believe I told you? And then

971
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Speaker 4: she falls up. Didn't I say that? And I just

972
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Speaker 4: had to go Actually, nineteen nine point nine percent of

973
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Speaker 4: times you actually did that would be my wife told you.

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Speaker 4: That's all. It would say that. All right, So what

975
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Speaker 4: would be? What is your go to? What do you

976
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Speaker 4: think you say more than anything else?

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Speaker 18: Okay, Christian Connell's show podcast, Now this is amazing at

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Speaker 18: ten thirty.

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Speaker 4: So in about two hours time, at ten thirty today,

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Speaker 4: Australia's kindest person will be officially announced at a ceremony

981
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:15,120
Speaker 4: right here in Melbourne. Did you want any of us

982
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Speaker 4: know about that?

983
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Speaker 16: No?

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Speaker 19: No, they don't think we're very kind associated their good

985
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Speaker 19: pats of the acrobat, not that one. Come on, how

986
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Speaker 19: do they find out who the kindest person is.

987
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 4: We two know. Actually, you're quite right. One the five finalists.

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Speaker 4: They've wanted it down to five out of a country

989
00:47:34,080 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 4: of twenty two million. They've worked out you've only got

990
00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:39,240
Speaker 4: five kind people here. One of them is our listener

991
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Speaker 4: Tests that we spoke to last week. She's in the running.

992
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:44,919
Speaker 4: Who remind called the show last week about our daughter

993
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Speaker 4: to start the secret farm in the backyard. We gave

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Speaker 4: her a thousand dollars to our Call of the week.

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Speaker 4: She's she's in the top five. Well hope she run

996
00:47:51,800 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 4: Fingers crossed. Tess Stalker Tests is nominated. She's done so

997
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 4: much for local families in need. So test fingers got

998
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 4: I hope you get it today. But anyway, you're awesome,

999
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,600
Speaker 4: all right. So with this news, we're looking for your

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Speaker 4: kind movies. Make a movie kinder Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That

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Speaker 4: is not a kind movie. No no, no, no, no,

1002
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 4: no no no. But Texas Chainsaw Massage. That's so nice.

1003
00:48:23,280 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 4: Leather Face Silver the Green Marle is a heartbreaking movie

1004
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 4: of a man on Earth throat the green smile. Oh

1005
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 4: he's got that lovely little pet mouse, Mister Silver, It's

1006
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:45,040
Speaker 4: not so bad. Bromancing the stone, gold Let the right

1007
00:48:45,080 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 4: one in. Have you seen that? That is a fun movie.

1008
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 4: In that horror movie. Let everyone in come and in, guys,

1009
00:48:54,239 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 4: come on, come on, I am legend. That's that's a

1010
00:49:02,080 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 4: bit selfish. It's going on puffing yourself. Im buddy boy,

1011
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 4: I am legend and you are too.

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00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,160
Speaker 3: Silvera I thought shouting and over the edge.

1013
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Speaker 4: Men who share with goats, that's mine. And the sonnets

1014
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 4: of the lambs. Oh my god, those lammies.

1015
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 3: Are doing a beautiful son bronze.

1016
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jack, what have you got?

1017
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:30,080
Speaker 3: Call mama from the train. That's just checking in.

1018
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,920
Speaker 4: Is catching up Gold.

1019
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 3: The gracious showman. He is very polite, et is extra thoughtful.

1020
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Speaker 4: You have alien may yeah, okay, yes, Gold.

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00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 3: And minding Nemo. Oh, look after him. I don't want

1022
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 3: him to get last minding with.

1023
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,719
Speaker 4: Bronze. Al right. So we're looking for a your make

1024
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 4: a movie Kinder. You can win your way to Jerry Seinfeld.

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Speaker 4: Text them in oh ful some vive O three one

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Speaker 4: O four three.

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Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

1028
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Speaker 4: Today, we're asking to make a movie Kinder. That's the

1029
00:50:15,080 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 4: time waster, all right, kindness, Edward, caring hands, Silver labradoodles

1030
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Speaker 4: on a plane.

1031
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 3: Silver plus Kindness is a breed of dog.

1032
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 4: Throw Mama into the ball pits? Should the old girl

1033
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:40,280
Speaker 4: not as the kids? Gold what I'm Paul, The Hills

1034
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 4: have Beautiful Eyes. Gold Lovely nightcap on Elm Street. Silver,

1035
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Speaker 4: Edward Helping Hand silverl plus Florist Gump. We're taking a

1036
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 4: kind man and making it even kind as a florist

1037
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Speaker 4: Melissa Congenial Air, Silver to Save the mocking Bird, Silver,

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Speaker 4: Cuddle of the Lambs, Bronze, Harry Potter and the Chamber

1039
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:12,520
Speaker 4: of Victoria's Secret. Is that kind gone to this guy? Bronze,

1040
00:51:14,200 --> 00:51:17,759
Speaker 4: make a movie creepy, That's what that is. Polite Academy,

1041
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:24,120
Speaker 4: Cold Dell, very good, Harold and Kumar build a sand castle,

1042
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:32,399
Speaker 4: White Mark Up and Hugger gold Neckhan Wilder Apologize now,

1043
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Speaker 4: Apocalypse Now apologize now. Silver plus is aggressive, A few

1044
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Speaker 4: good manners Silver and twelve compassionate men Bronze.

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Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell show.

1046
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Speaker 4: Podcast, Before we said goodbye good luck to one of you.

1047
00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 4: Tess Stalker will find out in an hour and a

1048
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 4: half an hour and a half time whether or not

1049
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:59,880
Speaker 4: she is She's already achieved so much she's down to

1050
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:06,320
Speaker 4: the top five finalists to be voted Australia's kindest person.

1051
00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:09,239
Speaker 4: Who knew this was even a thing. So yeah, she's

1052
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Speaker 4: going to find out a half ten this morning. And

1053
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:13,040
Speaker 4: we don't know about this because she called the show

1054
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,440
Speaker 4: last week and was just calling up. Nothing to do

1055
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Speaker 4: with this, just giving us a funny story that actually

1056
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:19,239
Speaker 4: we may let me do every week. Whenever we hear

1057
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Speaker 4: a really funny story, we can give you one thousand

1058
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Speaker 4: dollars straight away to be a call of the wheat

1059
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Speaker 4: and test on it. So good luck to Tess this

1060
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Speaker 4: morning at ten thirty. We'll find out tom how she

1061
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Speaker 4: gets on all right tomorrow's show. Today we had an

1062
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Speaker 4: amazing story earlier from Richard that lent us tomorrow. I

1063
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Speaker 4: want to hear your stories about what happened in the dark.

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Speaker 4: It happened in the dark.

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Speaker 10: I was visiting my sister who was living in East

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Speaker 10: wonder at the time, and we're going out to the

1067
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Speaker 10: pub of the night. Came back home. I need you

1068
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Speaker 10: go out of water, didn't want to turn the light

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Speaker 10: on and winning gambo is really steep, narrow stairs. Cribbed

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Speaker 10: filled down the stairs, put out my hand and stop myself.

1071
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Speaker 10: They got my hand caught behind the radiator. Could not move,

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Speaker 10: So there I am, in my jokes on the stairs

1073
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Speaker 10: in the dark. Had to call out for help, all right.

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Speaker 4: So it happened to the dark. You can email me

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Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au

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Speaker 5: Well Christian Connells Show podcast