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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast mini.

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Speaker 2: Right now, we're teaming up with my deal dot com

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Speaker 2: That's the good deal, body, simple Woods, I actually don't

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Speaker 2: think I've had a radio comf it's this simple.

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Speaker 3: Ever, All you have to do is offer us a deal.

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Speaker 3: The deal can be anything.

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Speaker 2: If we decide to mynd deal it, you win cash,

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Speaker 2: you want to enter and don't have a complicated guys,

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Speaker 2: the deal can be anything. So far, a girl offered

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Speaker 2: to get a tattoo on her legs of Woody with

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Speaker 2: rat legs, you gave her five hundred bucks. For someone

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Speaker 2: offered us one of his dad's sheep, We gave him

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Speaker 2: four hundred bucks.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The spring lamb actually spring lamb, yes, spring lamb. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to juke in the freezer for next season.

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Speaker 4: Well no, no, no, no, I'm still figuring out how I

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Speaker 4: can get it to the courtyard. Your court yard, that is.

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Speaker 4: I think it's good training for the baby which is

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Speaker 4: coming out for you. Congratulations again. But right now we

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Speaker 4: have a new deal to discuss. We've got Michael here. Hello, Michael,

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Speaker 4: Hey boys there you going good? Thank you mate? Now, Michael,

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Speaker 4: what do you want to do us to deal with?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 1: I heard you heard the second.

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Speaker 3: Lost you there? Michael?

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Speaker 5: What was that?

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Speaker 4: Michael?

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Speaker 3: Say that again for me, mate.

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Speaker 1: I heard the segment with Martin the Martian earlier.

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Speaker 3: On and the Martian.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to do the voice, but I reckon

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Speaker 1: I have the best Kermit the Frog voice in Australia.

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Speaker 4: Before we get to Kemit the Frog. Yes, it was

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Speaker 4: a few days ago we spoke to an impersonator of

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Speaker 4: Marvin the Martian.

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Speaker 2: Here it is give us your best Marvin the Martian

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Speaker 2: well Maryland.

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Speaker 6: Recent Europe from the Marshall Boys.

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Speaker 4: Which was a brilliant It's not a bad Marvin the Martian.

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Speaker 4: But we've sort of tricked you there. I mean we've

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Speaker 4: heard it now. That was a bit of a stitch up.

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Speaker 4: So we heard the voice and then we didn't pay him.

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Speaker 2: He gave the goods and then as a result we

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Speaker 2: didn't pay it for it, and we went on to

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Speaker 2: go and buy a spring lamb.

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Speaker 3: Michael, you're Michael, you're there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so you're What you're saying is you've learned

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Speaker 2: from that dude's mistake and you're not going to give

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Speaker 2: us the goods.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm confident in. I'm confident in myself. And my

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Speaker 1: deal to you guys is you could bring anyone on

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Speaker 1: to do their best Kermit impression, but if you blindly

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Speaker 1: pick me, you pay me.

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Speaker 4: How much do you want?

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Speaker 1: Five hundred?

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Speaker 3: Five hundred Jesus Christ, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you. I'll tell you what. If you're so

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Speaker 4: confident about your Kermit the Frog Voice, let's let's go

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Speaker 4: with your rules. And by the way, if you if

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Speaker 4: you think you've got a good Kermit the Frog Voice,

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Speaker 4: give us a call now thirteen one oh sixty five

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Speaker 4: if you think you've got a better one than Michael.

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Speaker 4: But Michael, if we take some other calls up next

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Speaker 4: as well, if we don't pick you, you have to

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Speaker 4: pay them five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 4: If you're that confident you're the best, all right, You're in.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in?

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Speaker 3: What all right?

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Speaker 4: So we need people who can do a good Kermit

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Speaker 4: the frog to give us a call right now, thirteen

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Speaker 4: one oh sixty five Michael. If we pick you up

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Speaker 4: next as the best, you win five hundred bucks from us.

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Speaker 4: If we don't pick you, you have to pay someone

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Speaker 4: else five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 3: Michael.

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Speaker 1: Yep, that's fine.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well you know what. Let's set the stakes. Let's

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Speaker 3: make it a.

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Speaker 4: Gorilla a thousand, one thousand bucks.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, then, all right, it's a curve.

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Speaker 3: Of the frog. Off up next.

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Speaker 2: If you think you got a good curve of the frog, voice,

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Speaker 2: give us a call. If we pick Michael, he wins

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Speaker 2: a thousand bucks as the best one. If we don't

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Speaker 2: he has to give a thousand bucks the person we choose. Wow,

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Speaker 2: this is good gear. It's all thanks to my ideal

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Speaker 6: But tell me need it?

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Speaker 3: Want it?

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Speaker 4: are you?

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Speaker 3: That's a good deal.

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Speaker 2: So no need to over complicate this one, guys. All

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Speaker 2: you gotta do is make us an offer if we

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Speaker 2: Need it, want it my deal at mydeal dot com

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Speaker 2: dot au. But let's get down to it.

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Speaker 3: Woods. We've got an.

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Speaker 2: Incredible offer today from one of our callers who said

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Speaker 2: he has such a good kerm at the Frog voice

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Speaker 2: that he is willing to go into a blind Kermit

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Speaker 2: the Frog off. So we've got a whole board of

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Speaker 2: calls here from people who think they do great Kerm

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Speaker 2: at the Frog impersonations. He thinks that we will pick

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Speaker 2: him as the best, and he says if we don't

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Speaker 2: pick him as the best, he will give a thousand

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Speaker 2: dollars to the person who we think is the best.

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Speaker 4: Extraordinary stakes.

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Speaker 2: Now, obviously if we choose him, we give him a

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Speaker 2: thousand bucks as well, So there's obviously a prize there

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Speaker 2: for him to win. But he's whisking a thousand bucks

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Speaker 2: on his Kermit.

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Speaker 4: The Frog voice. He's walking the walk, bloody love it.

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Speaker 3: Now, before we get into it.

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Speaker 2: Just a quicker mind for ever, because a lot of

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Speaker 2: people probably think of himself, what does Kermit sound like?

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Speaker 2: So I've got a little bit of Kermit the Frog

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Speaker 2: just to reset your Kermit radars have listened.

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Speaker 1: Why there are so many songs?

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Speaker 7: And what's on the.

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Speaker 4: Side.

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Speaker 2: It's we've all got a good sense of Kermit. There

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Speaker 2: a button push of jewel. Seems to think he does

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Speaker 2: a good Kermit. What have you got for us, Joe?

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Speaker 4: I grew up in a family that loved a bit

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Speaker 4: of Sesame Street when Kermit was the do your backstory mate,

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Speaker 4: Just do your Kermit nineteen ninety five.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Hold, this is Kermit D. Frog reporting for Sesame

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Speaker 3: Street News.

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Speaker 4: Wow good, it's pretty good.

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Speaker 3: Not a bad Kermt, not a bad Kermitt.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Mike, you're not in the competition on the mike

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Speaker 2: to the buttons, you go.

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Speaker 4: Michael is somewhere in here, as you said, will, but

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Speaker 4: we've got Mike.

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Speaker 5: Sorry.

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Speaker 2: So Michael's our elite Kermit. He's the one that thinks

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Speaker 2: he's the captain Kermitt.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and he gets a thousand bucks from us if

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Speaker 4: we choose him. Otherwise he pays someone else a thousand bucks.

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Speaker 4: So we've got caller one here. Hello caller one.

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Speaker 6: Hello, I am Krimy Frog.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, we okay.

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Speaker 6: You might know me from Sustame Street. You might also

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Speaker 6: know my friend mister you.

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Speaker 3: What have you done during lockdown?

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Speaker 6: Have you just been binge working? Netflix?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 4: What shows?

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Speaker 6: Mainly Brooklyn.

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Speaker 3: Nine nine fan? Okay, all right, thank you very much, Kermit,

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Kermit one.

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Speaker 4: Bad, I don't think pretty good? Not bad?

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Speaker 3: Okay, not bad.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to call it too.

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Speaker 3: Hello, caller too, Hello, Kermit two? Are you there? Call

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Speaker 3: the number two?

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Speaker 1: Are there are so many.

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Speaker 5: Green? What from through sy?

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Speaker 4: If that is Michael? That is a pulling? That is

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Speaker 4: let's got a col of three?

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Speaker 3: Kim two is no idea?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 3: Sorry, when did you become?

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Speaker 4: And when I went and when I started siding? I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna give a thousand bucks of some one. Okay, it's

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Speaker 4: got a call of three cold three.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Hello, hello Chimic three and my Kermit three.

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Speaker 5: It's hard to know when you're actually are arristed for us.

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Speaker 6: I think it's me color three. That's pretty good frog,

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Speaker 6: and I am here to talk to you.

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Speaker 5: What do you want to talk to you?

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Speaker 4: I want to know what was your last holiday? Kimit?

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Speaker 4: What was the last holiday you went on?

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Speaker 3: Kim three?

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Speaker 4: Chemi three? Yeah, what was the last holiday you went on? Kim'sree?

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Speaker 5: Oh, I haven't seen a holiday.

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Speaker 4: Working hard, okay, and young children of course.

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Speaker 2: Kermit one, two and three there, all right, let's go

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Speaker 2: to Kermit four.

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Speaker 3: Call a four. Kermit. Are you there? Kermit four? Jesus Christ,

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Speaker 3: are you there?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Kermit four is obviously out, Kermit falls out.

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Speaker 2: I think we've just had a little bit obviously pretty

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Speaker 2: confusing for our producers, given that there are four anonymous people.

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Speaker 3: Each of them is called Kermit the Frog, so we're

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Speaker 3: trying to figure out who who spoking.

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Speaker 2: So he's fucking to Kermit one, Kermit two, and Kermit

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Speaker 2: three thus far. Okay, I'm going to throw to Kermit four. Now,

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Speaker 2: is that correct? I've got our producer ed, who is

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Speaker 2: giving me all sort of ed. Which Kerman am I

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Speaker 2: speaking to?

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Speaker 3: Now? I've heard three Kermits. This is Kermit four that

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Speaker 3: I'm talking to.

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Speaker 4: Right, trying to call the four.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Kermit four, are you there?

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Speaker 4: We're gonna have to get rid of Kerman four. If

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Speaker 4: the guy can't talk, he's gone Okay, so we're choosing

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Speaker 4: between Kermit one, Kermit two, and Kermit three.

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Speaker 3: What is going on in Kerman? Four is pound out

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Speaker 3: of the competition? In choctational fashion, four is out of the.

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Speaker 4: I think the best. I can hardly remember that because

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Speaker 4: been in such a shrimuzzle.

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Speaker 3: One, Kermit two or Kermen three? Okay, Kermit four is

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Speaker 3: pound out?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Can we can I hear from a people keep

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Speaker 4: hanging up? People are just giving up? Can I hear

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Speaker 4: from Kermit two against hello? Say hello Kermit two? What

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Speaker 5: We don't know what you're asking or not? You just

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Speaker 5: you just see Kermit and we don't know.

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Speaker 7: We don't know.

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Speaker 4: We're saying.

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Speaker 2: We're saying in the history books.

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Speaker 6: I can tell you that.

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Speaker 3: How are we getting insolved? It's whipped on us.

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Speaker 7: Which number Kermit is this?

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Speaker 4: This is an excellent zuit.

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Speaker 7: It's not working for you, guys, It's not it's not working.

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Speaker 4: Is way better organized than this Kermit, whichever one you are.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we've got four Kermits with their phone lines up,

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Speaker 2: just slinging abuse.

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Speaker 3: Now it's absolutely flipped on.

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Speaker 4: Its head A thousand Maxim Michael, I.

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Speaker 3: Think I think that Michael the Kermit connoisseur. Is caller two?

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Speaker 3: I think it is?

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Speaker 5: And caller three?

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Speaker 3: Oh, Michael, who are.

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Speaker 2: We talking to right now? I think that's Michael. I

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Speaker 2: think I think Michael three is Kermit.

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Speaker 7: No, what whose call of three?

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Speaker 4: No? This is so confusing, This is so I don't know, Michael,

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Speaker 4: I don't know what's going on. All right, we're gonna

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Speaker 4: hang on.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna figure out what coppens.

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Speaker 4: Michael, are you still there? Michael, just say yes, Okay,

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Speaker 4: is still there. Let's go to traffic. Yeah, you need

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Speaker 4: to figure this out.

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Speaker 3: Figure out what's happened right up next.

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Speaker 2: My god, but we need to get to the bottom

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Speaker 2: of this. We spent the last half hour doing it.

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Speaker 2: We said we've got some cash to give away, all

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Speaker 2: thanks to my deal at dot com dot au, mydeal

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Speaker 2: dot com dot you. It's very simple. You guys makes

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Speaker 2: an offer. If we do it my dealer with you,

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Speaker 2: you get the cash for the offer. Now, we had

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Speaker 2: a guy called Michael call up who said he did

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Speaker 2: frog impersonators with Australia, and we would still pick him,

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Speaker 2: not knowing who it was. So we had a full

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Speaker 2: bank of calls, right, and if we picked him, he

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Speaker 2: said if we didn't pick him, he would give a

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Speaker 2: sounding perfect, it all makes total sense.

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Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden, we've got four Kermits

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Speaker 4: on the phone. It's just absolutely none of them. None

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Speaker 4: of them had a name, and they order started abusing

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Speaker 4: this that was into his Can I hear from Kermit

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Speaker 4: two against hello, say hello Kermit two, what is going on?

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Speaker 6: We don't know what you're asking you and we.

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Speaker 5: Don't know we don't know which.

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Speaker 4: We're saying. We're saying in the history books.

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Speaker 2: I can tell you that now we're getting insolved.

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Speaker 5: It's whipped on us.

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Speaker 4: Which number Kermit is this?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: This is an absolute zuit.

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Speaker 5: For you guys. It's way better organized than this.

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Speaker 4: Wow, that is chambalik.

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Speaker 3: But the good news is I don't know if that

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Speaker 4: We'll never know. It's right on the line, isn't it

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Speaker 4: so the we've simplified it. We have got two Kermits

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Speaker 4: go home with a thousand bucks. Okay, hello Kermit one.

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Speaker 6: Oh it's will be to talk to you today.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Now I like that.

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Speaker 5: I like that song.

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Speaker 6: You just sleep that country? Okay, how are you?

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Speaker 5: How is everybody in Melbourne?

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Speaker 4: We are really good. We also broadcast all around Australia

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Speaker 4: not to flex their Kermit one. You can say to

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Speaker 3: Thank you Kevimasure. All right, that's Ermit one there.

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Speaker 4: Okay, hello Kermit, Hello, Kermitt one.

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Speaker 3: Hello is yappy Kermit one?

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Speaker 4: He hello Kermit two.

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Speaker 6: Hello fellows, how are you going tonight?

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Speaker 3: We're going very very well.

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Speaker 6: I cannot believe what was going on in that segment

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Speaker 6: just before this is crazy?

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Speaker 3: Yeah it was there.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of curvetsy. How did you go knowing

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Speaker 2: that all your other Kermits were on the phone?

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Speaker 5: There?

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Speaker 3: Were you feeling threatened?

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Speaker 1: There?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 3: Oh you felt a bit at home, did you? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Basically it's just like Sesame Street.

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Speaker 3: Yeah right, yeah, that's that's true.

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Speaker 2: I what do you think you So one of these

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Speaker 2: two is Michael Kermit one or Kermit two is Michael.

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Speaker 2: And if we pick Michael, remember we don't, we haven't

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Speaker 2: they win a thousand dollars and if Michael loses, he

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Speaker 4: Who do you think is better?

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Speaker 3: I think Kermit two is the better Kermit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I think Keermitt one was just a bit squeaky,

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Speaker 4: and I think I think Kermit one's got some like

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Speaker 4: he's making his laugh. But Kermit too, I think you're right.

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Speaker 2: If we go to the specific, the purest, I think

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Speaker 3: I think they're the Kermit Connors.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Michael, are you Kermit too?

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Speaker 5: Yes? I am.

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Speaker 3: Michael, your mate and broke and gee whiz? Was it

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Speaker 3: a real trial by file?

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Speaker 5: A trike almost showed up?

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Speaker 2: How about it a combat by Kermit that was totally wild?

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Speaker 2: My congratulations, you get a thousand dollars all thanks to

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Speaker 2: my dealer. The cash is yours, awesome, thanks very much.

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Speaker 3: Unbelievable effort. We've got Kermit one on the phone here

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Speaker 3: as well. Kermit one bad luck. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 6: For me, so funny way help a little? Okay, you

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Speaker 6: can perform for me when I'm sick.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think.

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Speaker 4: Talking. Let's get out of here. Let's get out of here.

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Speaker 4: You never want to hear.

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Speaker 3: From me when I'm sick.

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Speaker 5: I never.

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Speaker 4: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to