WEBVTT - The mini monster 👾

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, it's Artsimone. During my time is Australia's most talented

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<v Speaker 1>and gorgeous drag queen. I've learned to conceal a second

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<v Speaker 1>side of me. Now I'm meeting with regular looking people

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<v Speaker 1>who seem like they have ordinary lives but are concealing

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<v Speaker 1>some downright freaky professions, hobbies and secrets. The catch is

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who's about to walk through the door

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<v Speaker 1>or what they're concealing, but I'll ask the heart eating

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<v Speaker 1>questions so we can find out together. Welcome to Concealed

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<v Speaker 1>with Arts Simone. Speaking of the guests, oh, here they

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<v Speaker 1>are roll the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Mimi.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm from Brisbane and I'm thirty four years old. I

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<v Speaker 3>have been a makeup artist of four fifteen years. Outside

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<v Speaker 3>of work, I really enjoy comping, going to the beach

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<v Speaker 3>and punting. I don't think art will guests what I'm

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<v Speaker 3>concealing because wooden pail.

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<v Speaker 2>But the looking off me.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello me, me loving to meet you. Oh my goodness,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my favorite blind date. My name's a Simone.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm welcome to Concealed. Mimi is petite, You're tiny.

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<v Speaker 1>We had to get me me up onto the chair.

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<v Speaker 1>With a forklift because our chairs are very tall for

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<v Speaker 1>me being a drag queen. Oh my goodness. And you've

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<v Speaker 1>got a beautiful polo shirt on. And there's a hot

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<v Speaker 1>dog monster with a devil tail mustard thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, my lord myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, so you have a logo. Okay, okay, now I'm curious.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm very curious. Okay, and beautiful makeup. You're like,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're ripped, thanked you are tap. I would be

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<v Speaker 1>a bit nervous to run into you in a back

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<v Speaker 1>alley because I think you could kick my butt. I

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<v Speaker 1>reckon you could. Sometimes I can tell what someone does

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<v Speaker 1>when they walk in. At the moment, I have no

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<v Speaker 1>clue whatsoever. So I'm very very excited. So you said

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<v Speaker 1>you makeup artist. Yes, I am. My goodness. What type

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<v Speaker 1>of makeup do you specialize in? I do everything everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I do commercial makeups, and I also do like hallowe

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<v Speaker 3>and stuff movies.

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<v Speaker 1>Good, oh good. I used to work at a makeup store,

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<v Speaker 1>and it was how I got cheap makeup because it

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<v Speaker 1>takes a lot of makeup to be a drag, I understand,

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<v Speaker 1>so I had to just learn on the job how

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<v Speaker 1>to do like beauty makeup, and I hated it so

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<v Speaker 1>much because lovely little ladies their heads are so small

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<v Speaker 1>and I've got giant, big like man hands. You know

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<v Speaker 1>how hard it is to do a smoky eye when

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<v Speaker 1>you're like holding up rush like with this weird fish shape,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get into the nooks and crannies. Scary. So

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<v Speaker 1>I do have to admit I did send out a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of girls onto Colin Street looking slightly extra fabulous.

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<v Speaker 1>So did you train to be a makeup artist? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I started the makeup of Artists the course in China

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<v Speaker 3>eighteen years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're from Brisin, but you're originally from China.

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<v Speaker 2>I was born in b China.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good news. Okay, Okay, you've traveled the world okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're into fitness. Can I ask what you just

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<v Speaker 1>like to work out or yeah, what's your favorite sporting activities?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like to.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually talking about sports? I'm not actually good at any

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<v Speaker 3>just okay? Yeah good sports is hard hard for me.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's like to lift things in like, do like

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<v Speaker 3>just workout stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Just always fast.

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<v Speaker 2>Training or live the waste.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that so much. Okay, So first question I

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<v Speaker 1>have for you here today is how would your friends

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<v Speaker 1>describe you in three words?

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<v Speaker 2>Active?

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<v Speaker 1>Active, bubbly, bubbly competitive? Oh, active, bubbly and competitive, which

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've got from you in the first like

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<v Speaker 1>two minutes being here. It's the vibe. It's the vibes

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<v Speaker 1>that's you to a t Okay, So now in you're

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<v Speaker 1>not lying to me. Active, bubbly, competitive, Okay, bubbly. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>you're into schweps. Sweps is best, you know, a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of effervescence. Okay. Second question I have for you here today, Mimi,

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<v Speaker 1>is if you could only eat one meal for the

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<v Speaker 1>rest of your life, what would it be.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that's a very hard question for me.

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<v Speaker 2>You like food years? Do you like arist?

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<v Speaker 1>You can only have one one?

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like to have the biggest meal. Yes, Oh, you

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<v Speaker 3>can't eat restaurant.

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<v Speaker 1>I eat a lot like the going down to Smallgees today. Love,

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to small Geese and I'm going to eat

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<v Speaker 1>everything that's a niche reference for Victorians there smorgies. So

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<v Speaker 1>you know, is there a particular favorite food that you

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<v Speaker 1>if you had to eat that for the rest You've

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<v Speaker 1>got a hot dog on your chest.

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<v Speaker 2>I like hot dogs, yes, okay, hot dogs.

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<v Speaker 1>Hot dogs okay, And final question number three, if you

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<v Speaker 1>could make one thing illegal, what would it be. Hmmm.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like people judge how you look. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>because when I grew up, I grew up in China.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, people tell me I look too fat. I was

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<v Speaker 2>really big.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a big kid too. Yeah, I was a poorker, and.

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<v Speaker 2>It could be really harsh, just too little fat kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes like that? Yeah, okay, So we're going to outlaw

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<v Speaker 1>judging people by their looks. Yes, I like that. I

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<v Speaker 1>like that. I think maybe that's why we both got

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<v Speaker 1>into makeup as well, because that's how you can change

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<v Speaker 1>your appearance or enhance it, or make other people feel special.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay to recap active, bubbly, competitive, big meals. Yes, if

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<v Speaker 1>you can make one thing illegal, it would be judging

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<v Speaker 1>people from the way they look. Okay, all right, I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta put my own to give skills. I mean, the

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<v Speaker 1>investigative reporter out on the field today, I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>be guessing what Mimi is concealing from me. Okay, all right, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I think you know you're really into your fitness. You're

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<v Speaker 1>like being strong, So my brain's going to be strong. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Oh, you don't like people being judged

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<v Speaker 1>by the way they look. Okay, are you you sound

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<v Speaker 1>like like you could be like a personal trainer or something?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you like a personal trainer for because bubbly, are

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<v Speaker 1>you a personal trainer for people that are addicted to

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<v Speaker 1>drinking soft drink? What do you think? What do you think?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think? Is that right? I know?

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<v Speaker 3>I am a compact Do you eat it? And I'm

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<v Speaker 3>the number one rung the female compact? Did you eat it?

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<v Speaker 3>In Australia? I'm grabbed the number four Oh in the country?

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<v Speaker 1>You are a competitive eater?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, now I'm excited. You really threw me off

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<v Speaker 1>with your fitness and your way people look. You like

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<v Speaker 1>to eat and that explains we've got a hot dog. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we have just found out that Mimi is

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<v Speaker 1>in fact not a personal trainer for people with soft

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<v Speaker 1>drink addictions. No, she's not hanging by vending machines finding

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<v Speaker 1>her clientele. She is, in fact Australia's number one female

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<v Speaker 1>competitive eater and number four ranked in the country. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry what, I didn't even know that was a real thing.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you even get into that? Could I get

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<v Speaker 1>into it. I'm a bit hungry today, all right. So

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here with Mimi and we have discovered the meme

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<v Speaker 1>is not, in fact a personal trainer for people with

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<v Speaker 1>soft drink addictions. No, you are in fact a competitive eater. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>and not only a competitive eater. You are the best were.

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<v Speaker 2>Best female compactity eater in Elstra.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness, I'm here with Royalty. Okay. I have

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<v Speaker 1>lots of questions because this is so fascinating. I've only

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<v Speaker 1>seen this in like TV and movies and stuff. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know it was like real where you where do

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<v Speaker 1>you competitive eat?

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<v Speaker 3>All kinds of restaurants. I'm gonna come on some restaurants.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have an eating challenge?

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<v Speaker 1>Thing?

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<v Speaker 2>That have a huge for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Now, just to prefaces, you're tiny. So how did you

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<v Speaker 1>find the world of competitive eating?

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<v Speaker 3>I was shopping doing the shopping in the shopping center,

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<v Speaker 3>and I saw a pancake eating competitions.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, I just think I'd go with the goal.

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<v Speaker 1>What goes through your head when you're walking past you go?

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<v Speaker 2>I was just hurry. I did have lunch, but.

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<v Speaker 1>That you were walking out and about you're hungry? You

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<v Speaker 1>saw Oh pancake eating competition. Now, was this a challenge

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<v Speaker 1>or was it like an actual competition with.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, as official competition by Competitive Eating Australia. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>own community.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So you saw that, you said, I'll give that

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<v Speaker 1>a shot. Did you prepare for that at all for

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<v Speaker 1>the first time?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I was I just ate lunch.

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<v Speaker 1>So you go in there and how many pancakes?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>As many as you can eat? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>One hour time limit? As many as you can.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's a lot longer than I thought, because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you say things and it's like everyone's like.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, most competition you have a short time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but that was long.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So you go in there, you sit down. How

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<v Speaker 1>many competitors are you against?

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? Yeah, I was just the love of you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is a lung competition. A lot of people

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<v Speaker 2>just see it as like, oh, your eat and maybe

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<v Speaker 2>like about turns serious competitives.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, do you even have a game strategy the

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<v Speaker 1>first time you're doing this? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I just eat with knife on the book and I

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<v Speaker 2>ate eighteen Okay I needn't in the first competition.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'm sure you did. Okay, but you got okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So so you come seconds and you go, oh, this

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<v Speaker 1>could be fun. So then where do you go from there?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>What did you do? You start researching?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you There.

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<v Speaker 3>Was some professional eaters in that competition. They think, well,

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<v Speaker 3>you should do this, you should get into this.

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<v Speaker 2>They told me that, and I got in touch with

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<v Speaker 2>competitive eating in Australia.

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<v Speaker 1>And what was the next one after that? That's the

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<v Speaker 1>type of one I think I'd like the most.

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<v Speaker 2>I want that one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you did. Yeah, so your second ever competitive eating

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<v Speaker 1>competition you run?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>How do you balance competitive eating and fitness because those

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<v Speaker 1>two things don't quite opposite?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just try to eat as healthy as I can.

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<v Speaker 2>On my normal days.

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<v Speaker 3>I do eating challenge like once a week, not too often,

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<v Speaker 3>not too fun.

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<v Speaker 1>You do eating challenge once a week.

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<v Speaker 3>Sometimes when I travel even more than that, because if

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<v Speaker 3>I only stay in one city for three days, I'd

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<v Speaker 3>like to finish all the eating challenge in the city,

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<v Speaker 3>So I do three days in a row.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness. So they might not even be like

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<v Speaker 1>official ones, but if save a restaurant has like a challenge,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll go in there. Yeah, oh my goodness.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, comput patients, how do.

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<v Speaker 1>You then so then because you must feel a bit

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<v Speaker 1>rotten afterwards, right, do you feel a bit like bit

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<v Speaker 1>sick after you do it?

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<v Speaker 3>I can literally eat loud things I was little, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I most of times I'm okay after all.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my goodness. You know they say like with health

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<v Speaker 1>and fitness, it's like what you put in and then

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<v Speaker 1>you got exos to take it out.

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<v Speaker 2>So I did set our small gym at my old

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<v Speaker 2>house so I can do excesses every day.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't have to travel to the gym. You do

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<v Speaker 3>it my own house, like I say, mini them two hours.

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<v Speaker 3>Do it every night after work.

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<v Speaker 1>You work for all day and then go in the

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<v Speaker 1>gym for two hours.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and night.

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<v Speaker 1>Why why you'd be watching the Bachelor or something? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. You can put drag Race on two hours.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like the human cookie monster. This is crazy. So

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<v Speaker 1>out of everything, what is your specialty food records?

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<v Speaker 2>My record? I doubled the previous woman's record.

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<v Speaker 1>You doubled it, So what is the record?

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<v Speaker 2>It was eight and I ate sixteen in how long communutes?

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<v Speaker 1>Sixteen? I scared. I bet you were still holding back

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. You're like, I've already won, but you

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<v Speaker 1>know so I'm generally curious because I've seen videos of

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<v Speaker 1>people competitive eating hot dogs. Let's go through the process

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<v Speaker 1>of how to tackle eating a hot dogs step by step.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeap, Different people have different strategy. But what I do

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<v Speaker 3>is take the sausage out from the band, eat the

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<v Speaker 3>sausage by itself, but with this kind of crushed the band,

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<v Speaker 3>dip into water.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're doing this at the same time.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to and did this hand eat sausage? And

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<v Speaker 2>just hand? Did this hand?

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<v Speaker 3>I have the bend the water and out of the sausage.

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<v Speaker 3>I put the band in my mouth and start the

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<v Speaker 3>next one.

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<v Speaker 1>And how much chewing happens?

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<v Speaker 2>We try to do less chewing, but don't chalk yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom would hate you. She's only food your food. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Mom gets what. Maybe I was just trying for competitive eating. Okay, Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>you've just really been stifling my creativity. You know, I

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<v Speaker 1>was always bad at sport, mum, But maybe I could

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<v Speaker 1>have been good at this. All right, Mom, this is

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<v Speaker 1>all your fault. Mom, I could have been a superstar

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<v Speaker 1>sports person. Need to go call her after this and

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<v Speaker 1>yellow I.

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<v Speaker 3>Grew up people, Obviously I don't eat like a girl. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so I grew up in China. Yeah, people just to

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<v Speaker 3>say I'm not normal, I'm a monster. I don't eat

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<v Speaker 3>like a girl. But luckily my mom is very supposible.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good, I'm glad that you have found you're like

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<v Speaker 1>people right and something you can be celebrated for. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>So what's the community of competitive eaters like? Are they

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<v Speaker 1>supportive or are they like you took out my champion

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<v Speaker 1>pizza eating title, Get out of here. I'm Has it

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<v Speaker 1>been any sabotage amongst the competitive eating competition?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>In a competitive eating as official competition, it won't hypen.

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<v Speaker 3>But sometimes little restaurant yes, private competitions, they will have

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<v Speaker 3>some time honeycap for professional order.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not fair. Do you hide it? Do you go

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<v Speaker 1>you cover your little logo and you go, you go,

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<v Speaker 1>oh hello, I'm just here for dinner.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Sometimes they ask you to start like two minutes

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<v Speaker 3>after other people.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not fair, not fair.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't like that at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I know some of these competitions you'll win like a

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<v Speaker 1>T shirt or you'll get your meal for free. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that like a trick way If you're like, guys, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go out to dinner tonight, it's on me and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you talking about? And then you go in

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<v Speaker 1>there eat it or win the challenge and you go

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<v Speaker 1>or do they have They probably have pictures of you

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<v Speaker 1>and say do not let her in. They probably have

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<v Speaker 1>like I wanted all the restaurants to be happy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, no, no competition for her. Thank you, just

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<v Speaker 1>just before.

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<v Speaker 2>Most of us restaurants very good to us.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good? What's good business too? Write and I guess

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of fun if it's a challenge.

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<v Speaker 2>For the people and we promote for them on patch too.

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<v Speaker 1>What's a good deal to have? Then? So pre competition,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have any processes or rituals? You go, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>today is competition to day. What do you do to

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<v Speaker 1>prepare for that day?

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<v Speaker 3>Not too many skills, but just don't stuff yourself down

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<v Speaker 3>the previous day because you're someone will shrink. Some people

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<v Speaker 3>think if you get very hungry, you've got.

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<v Speaker 1>Your room right Yeah? No, because yeah, because it's a muscle, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to stretch it. I didn't think of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to thank you. I think you've equipped me

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<v Speaker 1>with my new excuse when I'm like want to eat something,

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<v Speaker 1>It's be like guys, I've got a competition tomorrow. I

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<v Speaker 1>just need to stretch my sometthach. Okay, I need to

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<v Speaker 1>go and stretch my stomach. So if anyone sees me

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<v Speaker 1>out eating, I'm training. Okay, do you have a name

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<v Speaker 1>for yourself? What do you call yourself?

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<v Speaker 2>I call myself Mimi, the mini Monster. I just exactly cool,

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<v Speaker 2>the mini Monster.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you walk in, They're.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, no, maybe the mini monsters here around?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you competitive eaters around the world know who you are?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been able to compete internationally? Yet?

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<v Speaker 3>I got invited to go to Canada and you as

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<v Speaker 3>to do competitions that must right before COVID.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, you said it can wait. I'm still hungry.

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<v Speaker 1>But when you do go, I'll be there. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to be in the front road for you, maybe the

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<v Speaker 1>mini Monster, and I'll be going may maybe I want

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<v Speaker 1>to see you do that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not very beautiful pleasant watching a lot of competitions,

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<v Speaker 3>but in order to win, we'll have to.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, you have to not care about what you

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<v Speaker 1>look like. You just have to go for it. You

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<v Speaker 1>said you didn't like sport, but like, this is a sport.

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<v Speaker 1>This is this is a sport. You see you go huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Earlier today, I said I wouldn't want to be near

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<v Speaker 1>you in like a back alley because you kick my butt,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd bite my leg off, That's what That's what you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like. Nah, crazy, you'd be a good bodyguard one day. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to take it to a gig with me

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<v Speaker 1>one day, and you'd be like, get out, White, get out, White,

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<v Speaker 1>get out. Why I doing this podcast? I am collecting

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<v Speaker 1>the craziest band of misfits, and I just love the

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<v Speaker 1>idea of all of us in a room one day,

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<v Speaker 1>just like just like you know how they have like

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<v Speaker 1>the Avengers, and it's like instead of the Avengers, it's

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<v Speaker 1>all the people from Concealed without Simone stratting down. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>we've got a mermaid swimming there, We've got a taxidermist

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<v Speaker 1>who's going to rip your skin off, and then we've

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<v Speaker 1>got Memi, the mini monster, who's gonna I think we

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<v Speaker 1>take on the world. I think we take on the world.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's beautiful, it's so stunning. Well, I really

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<v Speaker 1>feel like the most natural thing is I think I

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<v Speaker 1>want to have a go. Do you think do you

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<v Speaker 1>think you know you I'm certainly hungry after all of

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<v Speaker 1>this walker food.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my goodness, I actually bought some cup kecks flaws.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you competitive eaten cupcakes before I tried? Okay, what

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<v Speaker 1>would be your game plan? Because there's a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got frosting on the top. You've got the little

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<v Speaker 1>wrappers on as well. Are you allowed to pre peel them.

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<v Speaker 3>All or peel while we were eating? Because the same

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<v Speaker 3>some time, because you're chewing and you're doing something.

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<v Speaker 1>Your multitasking is are very good? Me? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>Six cupcakes each? So twelve cupcakes have just made the

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<v Speaker 1>way into the studio. They're huge. There is so much

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<v Speaker 1>frusting on these. I don't even know how am I

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<v Speaker 1>going to get through these? Oh don't worry. Everyone. That

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<v Speaker 1>brought me some cutlery, Thank goodness. Yes, And what is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be our time limit? To try and eat

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<v Speaker 1>as many as we can?

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<v Speaker 2>Just to as quick as you can.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so we're going to see how long it takes

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<v Speaker 1>to eat the six Oh my god, I terrifying. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, prepare. Okay, you know you've got your

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<v Speaker 1>water next year. I have a rock and some cutlery,

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<v Speaker 1>so you know I'm going to pray this is like,

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<v Speaker 1>this is just so terrifying. Okay, okay, okay, Mimi is

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<v Speaker 1>staring at the cupcakes. Her eyes are locked, ready to go.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got a water bottle right next to her. I

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<v Speaker 1>think we're going to do it. Okay, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm nervous. It's like when you have to pop a

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<v Speaker 1>bottle of champagne, you know, It's like, Okay, here you go, three, two,

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<v Speaker 1>one go. Okay, we're peeling. Oh my god, there's okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we've almost lost one. We've lost one. It's gone already

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<v Speaker 1>in her mouth, and she's sipping some water and we go,

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<v Speaker 1>oh swallow down. One cupcake gone me. I've just eaten

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<v Speaker 1>some frosting. It's delicious. Okay, we've already peeled number two.

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<v Speaker 1>She's already in chewing. I'm still eating them, fristing. I

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<v Speaker 1>have a big mouth, but I'm not really good at this. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never called a race before, but I should get

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<v Speaker 1>a job as a race caller after this. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>she's already done three and she's gotta be more water.

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<v Speaker 1>Her odor locked on the cup game. Oh Jesus Christ, jeez,

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<v Speaker 1>fully put the whole thing in there. I feeling she's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna actually eat a rapper. No, she didn't. It's gone.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, five and a

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<v Speaker 1>half okay, all right, were on the final cup game.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going into Mimi's mouth. Jesus, okay, and we're half

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<v Speaker 1>a cup back, not even Oh my god, it's gone

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<v Speaker 1>and she's swallowing it. I'm gonna stop the time and

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<v Speaker 1>supper time and supper the time a minute, a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen seconds. Oh my god, well I've got five more years.

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<v Speaker 2>He chose them slowly, please.

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<v Speaker 1>Mimi the mini monster competitive eater has shown me her stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>She has shown me how to shove a cupcake into

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<v Speaker 1>a tiny orifice and still have a smile at the end.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I feel like I could use some of

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<v Speaker 1>those skills within my own career. Maybe not cupcakes, but

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<v Speaker 1>I am very good at shoving things into other things,

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<v Speaker 1>So I feel like maybe we could do a great duo.

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<v Speaker 1>stuff a few cupcakes into a little face who my

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<v Speaker 1>mother yess