Speaker 1: It is a Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Hey, come on and welcomel to today's show. On today's show,
Speaker 2: then we got Mount Rushmore. Let me do every Thursday
Speaker 2: today it's the Mount Rushmore of bad movie sequels. I
Speaker 2: hadn't realized yesterday I was thinking about which one I'm
Speaker 2: going to go for this morning. I hadn't realized yesterday
Speaker 2: just how many awful, awful sequels they've been, I mean,
Speaker 2: really terrible, terrible ones. The key sign of one of
Speaker 2: them is when one of the key members in the
Speaker 2: first great movie has seen the proposal and gone I'm out.
Speaker 3: Guy doesn't want anything to do with it.
Speaker 2: I'd rather not take a huge paycheck off millions. I'd
Speaker 2: rather be possibly unemployed than ever work again than sign
Speaker 2: on for this stinker. There are so many great examples
Speaker 2: of that. So from half seventh this morning, we get
Speaker 2: into bad movie sequels. Before that, before we go any
Speaker 2: further with today's show, we do have We're crammed with
Speaker 2: parrot stories. Yep, I'm so excited.
Speaker 4: Chat.
Speaker 2: It's very for me not now to sit on these
Speaker 2: stories until after seven o'clock this morning. I've got emails,
Speaker 2: I've got audio of singing parrots like you've never heard
Speaker 2: parrots sing before. All started yesterday because in England at
Speaker 2: a wildlife center, five swearing parrots have been removed from displaying.
Speaker 3: Yep, they were bad eggs. They were teaching the other parrotswear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so we started getting to parrots yesterday. So
Speaker 2: we've held it off in tool today before we go
Speaker 2: any further, though, Patsy just hearing her there is back
Speaker 2: on the show Monday. Yesterday was the first day. I
Speaker 2: got a couple of emails saying has she left the show?
Speaker 2: And I do understand one of them, because radio here
Speaker 2: is pretty ruthless. If you don't hear from some and
Speaker 2: after like a week and half the show is still there,
Speaker 2: you just presume they've been showing out the door. And
Speaker 2: they never referred to that person ever again. And we
Speaker 2: lazy just haven't got around to editing her out of
Speaker 2: those bits, and we keep looking at you and we
Speaker 2: must take her out. Patsy's coming back to the show Monday.
Speaker 2: What if she never is though? And I just keep
Speaker 2: saying that. People go all right, Patsy is working for
Speaker 2: the show for the next five years, and she's We've
Speaker 2: had to put it back a week now. She is
Speaker 2: back Monday. She's been in the hospital, she's recovering this week.
Speaker 2: She's definitely back Monday. She's born frustrated and asking producers
Speaker 2: what's the goss at the moment, so she's primed and
Speaker 2: ready to go. Jack is panicking because every single other
Speaker 2: team member, including myself, has spoken to Patsy. Her operation
Speaker 2: was two weeks ago. The only person that hasn't is you.
Speaker 3: I got the days mixed up in my calendar and
Speaker 3: I couldn't remember exactly which day she went in for
Speaker 3: the operations.
Speaker 2: It's doesn't how when I spoke to last Friday, she's
Speaker 2: heard all this. All right, well this is your defense,
Speaker 2: don't come to work Monday.
Speaker 3: I don't need defense anymore because yesterday I solved the
Speaker 3: problem I sent. I spent the most money I've ever
Speaker 3: spent on a hamper in my life, and that's shipping
Speaker 3: out to where abe as we speak.
Speaker 2: I'm going to two weeks ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what's she going to remember?
Speaker 2: Not even an original idea. She's going to think that
Speaker 2: you just couldn't think of anything else and just thought, well,
Speaker 2: what he got her, I'll get it.
Speaker 3: But two weeks later, what's she going to remember when
Speaker 3: she comes in on Monday?
Speaker 2: How late you're hand wash?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What did I get? I can't really remember what
Speaker 3: Christian company? But Jack, I'm still enjoying them through.
Speaker 2: It's actually inconvenience that where we're going to put the
Speaker 2: wicker basket yours.
Speaker 3: Yours has gone bad by now and they had to
Speaker 3: throw it out. Oh we didn't get through Christians and
Speaker 3: there's this new one that came even more gourmet than
Speaker 3: Christians one.
Speaker 2: You don't know how gormet mind was. Well, I went
Speaker 2: top of the tree, I went, I went, I made
Speaker 2: my own tree.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'd love to know the company you
Speaker 2: went with. I want if it's the same one.
Speaker 3: And I just went for the first one and Google,
Speaker 3: I said, Hampers delivered to Werribee and then whatever's at
Speaker 3: the top of Google.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you went Hamper. Are you going to
Speaker 2: speak to before Monday.
Speaker 3: Or trying to? I'm trying to reach out to she's
Speaker 3: not riding back.
Speaker 2: To up the phone and call her. You've got to
Speaker 2: be on a radio show with her Monday. Is it
Speaker 2: going to be frosty and filthy between you both of you.
Speaker 3: Now, because you have the hamper. Then I'll call her.
Speaker 3: When the hamper hits, I'll call her and go, how's
Speaker 3: the cheese?
Speaker 2: I tell you one thing right now, honestly, I to
Speaker 2: the temperature last Friday, all right, since then, you know,
Speaker 2: for some if it gets there today right six days
Speaker 2: have gone past, that isn't going to do. It's not
Speaker 2: going to do what you want to do.
Speaker 3: No, but it's very gourmet.
Speaker 2: She hates Gormet food. Do you know what they're like?
Speaker 2: They lick plates? Do you remember she's told us that on
Speaker 2: air they licked the plates after a meal. They don't
Speaker 2: know what gourmet food is. All right, they will frown it.
Speaker 2: They'll be frightened of it.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Asking you what are you up to? Right now? We've
Speaker 2: got some loads of me all lined up to speak
Speaker 2: to us. As is often on the phone software here,
Speaker 2: I can look across and I can see that sometimes
Speaker 2: it producers put like a line of detail about the caller.
Speaker 2: Did you see the person that that just simply said
Speaker 2: their name? And then Pagolas question mark like awen, she
Speaker 2: was having a chat about what what about Pergolas is
Speaker 2: he making them? Is he trapped under one? I need
Speaker 2: more details than simply pagolas. Gary is on the line.
Speaker 5: Good morning Gary, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 3: Then Jack, if he is trapped in one, we should
Speaker 3: not need to get him on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, don't just put question Marcus. I'm frightened
Speaker 2: now and I can't move on. So about this, Gary,
Speaker 2: what are you up to right now? Gary?
Speaker 6: The goala is not quite correct. Although I am putting
Speaker 6: your final coat of vanish on some lovely old pieces
Speaker 6: of wood which will become a bespoke bid for my son.
Speaker 2: You're making a bespoke bed for your son. That's awesome.
Speaker 2: How old is your boy?
Speaker 6: He's twenty eight?
Speaker 2: Oh right? I thought he meant like some racing cart bet.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a racing can't bet right, twenty eight year old?
Speaker 2: We're never too old to enjoy a nice bed about
Speaker 2: the train bed or maybe a crocodile and you climb
Speaker 2: in through the mouth, you know. And what is the
Speaker 2: bespoke bed for a twenty eight year old?
Speaker 6: This will be a Japanese inspired minimalist foot on style
Speaker 6: bid made out of some sixty year old missmate?
Speaker 5: Would wow?
Speaker 2: Wow? That sounds beautiful it's more like a work of art.
Speaker 6: I'm hoping.
Speaker 2: So, yeah, how long you've been working on that?
Speaker 6: Longer than I should. This will be probably the third
Speaker 6: month now, right, And.
Speaker 2: This is your job or like a hobby.
Speaker 6: No, this is a hobby. I need to get this
Speaker 6: done so I can get off to work.
Speaker 3: And I was wondering why you were doing it so
Speaker 3: early in the morning.
Speaker 2: So do you get up early in the morning and
Speaker 2: get it done? Then that's sort of those magical early
Speaker 2: hours before you have to the world wakes up and
Speaker 2: you've got to deal with life.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 6: Quite often I'm already on the road by this time,
Speaker 6: but I've got a later start, and I just I
Speaker 6: need to get this job done. It's just it's almost
Speaker 6: an obsession at the moment. I need to get on
Speaker 6: with the rest of my life.
Speaker 2: Listen, when it's all done, please, I'd love to see
Speaker 2: a photo of this. It does sound amazing.
Speaker 6: I'm yeah, the wood looks lovely again. I'm really in
Speaker 6: love with the wood. I don't want to let that go,
Speaker 6: but I do need to move on with my life.
Speaker 2: Move on with your life. Wow, it is taking over
Speaker 2: three months making it better. I mean, I tried to
Speaker 2: make an I care once. It took a couple of days,
Speaker 2: but even by mindset is three months might be pushing.
Speaker 3: And you said it was minimalist. So I've just got
Speaker 3: a kind of a box with a mattress picting in
Speaker 3: my head. But I bet it's more than.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, of this would just be the doner and
Speaker 2: a pillow.
Speaker 3: There's the messmates sleeping.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think your next hobby needs to be working
Speaker 2: out what exactly minimalism is. Gary, good on you send
Speaker 2: us a poto. Good luck with finishing it off. All right,
Speaker 2: take way bye, Still no details on the paginga boy. Heather,
Speaker 2: good morning, good morning.
Speaker 7: How are you Christian and Jake?
Speaker 2: We're good?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You well, Heather?
Speaker 9: I am yeah?
Speaker 7: Tires it you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And what are you doing right now? You're obviously
Speaker 2: on the road where you off to?
Speaker 7: Yes, I'm driving to work at danding On Hospital.
Speaker 2: And what do you do at Dandenong Hospital.
Speaker 7: At patient service assistance?
Speaker 10: Right?
Speaker 2: Okay? And how's it going at the moment? You're busy?
Speaker 2: Is it fell on? Is it hard? Another ppe gear? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Very busy. Extra staff being hired to help in cleaning
Speaker 7: and all sorts of things.
Speaker 2: So yeah, well, thank you for working so hard for
Speaker 2: all of us, you guys, you know, right at the
Speaker 2: frontline there this year. So thank you.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, it's pretty stressful.
Speaker 2: Well, I hope you've been looked after. And what are
Speaker 2: you doing? Have you got you got anything nice plan
Speaker 2: for the weekend or a lot of the rest of us.
Speaker 2: You're all primed. Give me sat in front of the
Speaker 2: TV with something to throw at Dan Andrews Sunday midday.
Speaker 7: No, no such luxuries. I have a small farm, so
Speaker 7: my daughter and I are quite busy for doing that
Speaker 7: when we're not at work.
Speaker 2: Love a small farm. Is it minimalism? Miniature farms? I
Speaker 2: feel like I'm actually quite boring, to be honest.
Speaker 7: No, we have miniature ponies. We have big horses, yes,
Speaker 7: ducks Gate.
Speaker 2: So you've got large, actual size horses and then mini
Speaker 2: ones as well, so you've got both range covered there.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and the mini ones are broken into Hannahs and
Speaker 7: say they're a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: Right, awesome, All right, Heather, I have a good day work.
Speaker 2: Thanks for cord and take.
Speaker 7: Care, no worries, Thank you guy.
Speaker 2: I squeezed one last one in. Joe. Good morning, Joe,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Joe, Good morning. Welcome for the show. And
Speaker 2: what are you up to right now?
Speaker 11: I'm driving tour from base side all the way to Bundura.
Speaker 2: And what are you doing Bundura?
Speaker 11: Help teach transfusion scientists and lab bet.
Speaker 2: Scientists transfusion sciences. That's the way out of our level.
Speaker 2: Try and educate Jack and I. Right now, what is
Speaker 2: transfusion sciences? Is it? Is that blood transfusion? Yes?
Speaker 11: So people, the students who next year will hopefully be
Speaker 11: in the labs making sure our blood's safe for us
Speaker 11: to use.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Wait, an important job right now within the next generation
Speaker 2: of plasma scientists. All right, So it's plants for a
Speaker 2: different things.
Speaker 11: Yes, okay, they learn anatomy, they learn a bunch of things, right.
Speaker 2: Okay, bye bye, Joe, thank you. Thanks.
Speaker 3: I guess we're on the good at miniature plans and
Speaker 3: anything after that and a bed.
Speaker 2: It's out. It's transfusion science. Is everyone not plasma idiots?
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 2: All this week. Then we're asking you what is it
Speaker 2: you've always fancied doing it. We're calling it the book
Speaker 2: it List because we're giving you a thousand dollars a
Speaker 2: day to book it in we're booking it for you
Speaker 2: going from a Monday vaness who wanted to We're training
Speaker 2: as a trapez artist. That is now booked in. Okay,
Speaker 2: Melbourne's next generation of trapeze artists is safe. Guys. I
Speaker 2: like this one who came in last night to me,
Speaker 2: DJ run for Cover. Good email address, right, DJ Run
Speaker 2: for Cover.
Speaker 3: Oh that's his name the subject.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no, that's the email address, DJ run for Cover.
Speaker 2: Just you know cover c Ova so called it.
Speaker 3: Very cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my partner, this is sister. No, hello again. I
Speaker 2: love the ones that know Hello. Then we good time
Speaker 2: for that. Okay, we need to get down to the
Speaker 2: business again. My partner wants to ride in a sidecart
Speaker 2: connected to a motorbike. L ol. So weird but cool.
Speaker 2: End of message. That's it. Minimalist like our friend's bed.
Speaker 2: That is great. You don't see a lot of that anymore.
Speaker 2: He's a motorbike with a sidecart. It was normally sort
Speaker 2: of like a sort of quite a sort of elderly couple.
Speaker 2: You know, you have the old guy and then the
Speaker 2: lady was always in the sidecar. He used to see
Speaker 2: it a lot in sort of British sitcoms of the
Speaker 2: eighties and late seventies, like Cherrying Tune where the two
Speaker 2: would separate and she'd go off down one lane and
Speaker 2: he would carry on and the music we'd go like this.
Speaker 2: To me as a kid, that was always high comedy
Speaker 2: grown up as well, that was what comedy was in
Speaker 2: the early eighties. We're banking that one. That's a contender.
Speaker 2: Here's why we're doing it. Then, this is a really
Speaker 2: important thing this week. We have a lot of fun
Speaker 2: booking all these various things that you're desperate to do.
Speaker 2: We've got a great one lined up in five minutes time.
Speaker 2: We're doing this with Cancer Council Australia and who are
Speaker 2: asking you to do the screening test for Boo cancer
Speaker 2: so you can do stuff like this. You can train
Speaker 2: to be a trapeze artist. This is all about looking
Speaker 2: after your life and prolonging it as well by doing
Speaker 2: the test. You are so lucky in this country. You
Speaker 2: know you don't. I don't think there's any other country
Speaker 2: in the world where they send you this screening test
Speaker 2: the moment you hit fifty. It's an amazing privilege. You've
Speaker 2: got this system that care for you like that, use it.
Speaker 2: Please do the test and every day. We're reminding you
Speaker 2: why it's so important, far more portant than me banging
Speaker 2: on about it every day, which I will do because
Speaker 2: it is important for you and I care about you.
Speaker 2: But Sharon Logan is the wife. She's a grieving wife
Speaker 2: as well, because her husband Peter passed away earlier this year.
Speaker 2: Peter w n now on the show. He was one
Speaker 2: of you as a listener, and he emailed me about
Speaker 2: a year and a half ago saying that he had
Speaker 2: stage four terminal bell cancer because he didn't do the test.
Speaker 2: He left it too late. Peter should still be alive,
Speaker 2: but he's not because he didn't do the test. Yesterday,
Speaker 2: I think I read out the fact ninety percent ninety
Speaker 2: percent of bow councer, even when it's diagnosed early, is curable,
Speaker 2: is treatable. We don't need to be losing the people
Speaker 2: we care about this disease. We can get in there early.
Speaker 2: Please do the test.
Speaker 12: Have listened to this from Sharon, Please please listen to
Speaker 12: your body. My husband didn't listen to his body. He
Speaker 12: got the Bell test sent to him when he was fifty,
Speaker 12: he ignored it, said it was too late. At fifty two,
Speaker 12: when he went to the doctors. It may not have
Speaker 12: been too late if he went to the doctors when
Speaker 12: he was fifty. Just please, please don't ignore the sign.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Sharon Councer, Counsel Australia Supported People aged fifty
Speaker 2: to seventy four do the Battle Cancer screening test and
Speaker 2: live a fulfilling life. If there's anything then you want
Speaker 2: for tomorrow's show that we can book it in for you,
Speaker 2: email me. Have I think today Christian at Christian O'Connell
Speaker 2: dot com dot A. You were giving someone some good news.
Speaker 1: Christian, Hey, hello, Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: What is your fantasy? Let us turn it into a reality.
Speaker 2: Oh well yeah, yeah, figuring that one showing that sound
Speaker 2: pretty good? Actually ten to seven gold one oh four
Speaker 2: point three. That's as slick as it's going to get today.
Speaker 2: Kids comes out of no know where. There's real good.
Speaker 1: Book you real good.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that man, all right, book it real good?
Speaker 2: The book at list. What can we book in for you?
Speaker 2: What if you always wanted to do doing everything there
Speaker 2: this week? Give you a thousand dollars to book it in.
Speaker 4: Laura, Good morning, Good morning, Christian hair going.
Speaker 2: I'm good Laura, So you're a high school PE teacher.
Speaker 4: That indeed, I am right, and kids.
Speaker 2: Are back this week.
Speaker 9: Yes, kids are back this week. And it was yeah,
Speaker 9: very overwhelming, but amazing to see their faces in real
Speaker 9: life and not in front of her screen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd never thought about PE. Teacher went over zoom
Speaker 3: what we're doing making them do stargres.
Speaker 2: Squad thrusts and stuff like that, but yelling at them,
Speaker 2: you know, with a whistle around your neck.
Speaker 9: Okay, lots of lots of embarrassing videos of myself doing
Speaker 9: a workout for.
Speaker 3: Them to do.
Speaker 2: So you're kidding, Is that what you've had to do,
Speaker 2: like zoom workouts at home?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 9: So as a thirty eight year old, I'm sure that's
Speaker 9: what we wanted to do. During the PE lesson there
Speaker 9: are their old penny teachers try and working out.
Speaker 2: Well, that's got to be a workout exhausting for you
Speaker 2: doing that every day.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it really was, especially by two children jumping on
Speaker 9: me while I'm trying.
Speaker 2: To wwe Rara and jumping off the top rope. Where
Speaker 2: in your house were you doing these home workouts?
Speaker 9: I was doing it in the laund room.
Speaker 2: TV in the background, or the family photos TV.
Speaker 9: Pepper peek in the background, sometimes.
Speaker 2: Press on the couch and so what is it we
Speaker 2: can do for you? What have you fancy doing? Laura?
Speaker 9: Okay, So I, as you know, I'm a PE teacher
Speaker 9: and I've recently started teaching the last a couple of
Speaker 9: years down the coast, and part of the PE curriculum,
Speaker 9: of course, is surfing. But I've always taught inland. I've
Speaker 9: never had to even think about the surfing in part
Speaker 9: of my repertoire, and so I have to take my
Speaker 9: unines in terms of out surfing. And just picture a
Speaker 9: thirty eight year old woman standing on a banana fuel
Speaker 9: on a surfboard and that's me. Yes, I would love
Speaker 9: to learn how to surf actually, so I could actually
Speaker 9: be there in the water with my students and up
Speaker 9: them going come on, miless, you could do it. Keep
Speaker 9: on trying, because.
Speaker 2: Let's go back for us.
Speaker 3: I'm touching seaweed, but just caught up.
Speaker 9: I'll reach you out there.
Speaker 6: That's pretty much.
Speaker 4: You know what it is?
Speaker 2: Well, Laura, we love this and we love you. So
Speaker 2: what we're going to do is we've booked you surf
Speaker 2: lessons at Go Ride Away. We've got you the go
Speaker 2: down the line adult package shifting it's new d surfing
Speaker 2: or something, but I've been as sure it isn't Nu dysurfing.
Speaker 2: That's the adult plus. We got you six two hour
Speaker 2: lessons to twelve hour lessons. We're a qualified surfing structure,
Speaker 2: which is great. The last thing I wanted some guy
Speaker 2: they found on the beach giving you go. He's qualified,
Speaker 2: he's got his certificates, and now the choice is what
Speaker 2: we can do. So we've booked that in for you.
Speaker 2: Twelve twelve hours of serve lessons is amazing.
Speaker 9: If I can't get it after that, well.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they get you up. Don't worry. Now the
Speaker 2: thing is right. We can if you want. We can
Speaker 2: also do the same thing so you and your husband
Speaker 2: can have listeners together.
Speaker 5: But I know how it is.
Speaker 2: You know, sometimes you want a bit of a lone time.
Speaker 2: This is your thing. You don't have to have that.
Speaker 2: We can give you the four hundred dollars we've got
Speaker 2: left over. What would you prefer?
Speaker 9: No, I want to I want to try and help you.
Speaker 9: Someone habby to come join me calling the combat warm
Speaker 9: bat and a big fella one hundred and wow. Yeah,
Speaker 9: so I wanted to come join me and I want
Speaker 9: to be show I can do it and so give
Speaker 9: you more competitives. If I've got me, you know, I'll
Speaker 9: probably try.
Speaker 2: Great, you've got your pacemaker there with you. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: it all right, Laura done. We're booking both in them
Speaker 2: for that adult package.
Speaker 9: A thank you guys so much, bless you, thank.
Speaker 2: You very much, thanks lovely to talk. You have a
Speaker 2: good day today, customer.
Speaker 1: Real bok you real good.
Speaker 2: Last one tomorrow? What would you like us the booking
Speaker 2: in for you? It's the last one tomorrow on the show.
Speaker 2: Email me today. What do you always fancy doing like
Speaker 2: Laura and the surfer lessons, whatever it is, drop me
Speaker 2: a line Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au
Speaker 2: and we can book it real.
Speaker 13: Good Christian Christian Iconnor the Christian O'Connell Show podcast told
Speaker 13: you this story yesterday about these swearing parrots who have
Speaker 13: been removed view.
Speaker 2: That's the headline, the BBC headline online Swearing parrots removed
Speaker 2: from view. Five parrots of Wildlife park in the UK
Speaker 2: have been removed from public display after they start swearing
Speaker 2: at visitors. And already this is I'd pay extra for that.
Speaker 2: It's just the offer of a swearing parrot five of
Speaker 2: them as well. The parents said the report swore to
Speaker 2: trigger a reaction and response, so if people look shocked
Speaker 2: or laughed, it encouraged them to do it even more.
Speaker 2: It's like teenagers with five one would swear and the
Speaker 2: others would laugh, and then the swearing one would carry on.
Speaker 2: So they moved them to different colonies. At the back
Speaker 2: of the zoom guessing that they're worrying now that if
Speaker 2: the swearing parents teach the other parrot's bad language, they
Speaker 2: could up with it and up with two hundred and
Speaker 2: fifty swearing birds, which is amazing. And then the last
Speaker 2: line of the support is what leads us to what
Speaker 2: we've got right now. The last line of this BBC
Speaker 2: News report says earlier this year, the same Wildlife sanctuary
Speaker 2: had a viral superstar in cheek E the parrot, because
Speaker 2: of his version of beyonces If I were a boy. Now,
Speaker 2: I can't leave that there. We want to hear this parrot, Chico,
Speaker 2: this superstar doing beyonces if I were a boy. This
Speaker 2: is a parrot pitch perfect to my lead is but
Speaker 2: pitch perfect to me doing if I were a boy.
Speaker 2: This is Chico.
Speaker 3: I mean great vibrato on the well.
Speaker 2: I mean there are contestants on the voice that aren't
Speaker 2: as good as this is the original I mean is good.
Speaker 2: He got right. I've got some more singing parrots. You
Speaker 2: really all right? Where do you want to go? First?
Speaker 2: Of all, do you want to meet Cherry the hyacinth
Speaker 2: McCaw Okay, he does see a chandelier.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 2: They love to hear those high notes, don't they. Here's
Speaker 2: the original song, Cherry the mccau.
Speaker 8: Is.
Speaker 3: His pronunciation isn't perfect, but.
Speaker 2: It's hitting all the right notes the right basis. Jack,
Speaker 2: do you want to meet? Now? This is Sonny, who's
Speaker 2: a cockatil. He performs the apple ringtone. Bit more basic,
Speaker 2: but still very good. If I own that and he
Speaker 2: kept doing that, it'd be really irritating.
Speaker 3: That's the way I put out the back.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: These are all pretty good. But if you get called up,
Speaker 2: if you're a performing parrot or a singing parrot with
Speaker 2: the gift as they call it, then if you get
Speaker 2: the call up from Disneyland, that's top gun for parrots.
Speaker 2: This is Groucho. This is amazing to this guy.
Speaker 8: Ah, My name is Cassi Molina. I am the director
Speaker 8: of staff development.
Speaker 14: At Natal Developments and top trainers here at the Flights
Speaker 14: of Wonder show.
Speaker 8: Groucho is a yellow named Amazon parrot. He's twenty three
Speaker 8: years old. He's been performing here at the Animal Kingdom
Speaker 8: since the Nmal Kingdom opened, and he is absolutely one
Speaker 8: in a million. Well, I think what makes him most
Speaker 8: special is the fact that he sings seven songs, but
Speaker 8: also how clearly he sings them.
Speaker 2: Before not one that could do that.
Speaker 14: One of the other things that makes him so incredible
Speaker 14: is that he gets turned on when there's people around,
Speaker 14: when there's cameras around, you know, in the studios during
Speaker 14: the jay Leno or One's a generous show, some birds
Speaker 14: freeze and keeps going, and he's just background talking up
Speaker 14: a storm and just really gets turned on by being
Speaker 14: in front of a camera.
Speaker 8: Grauso gets to sing whichever song he wants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Brush, Yeah, I think that.
Speaker 2: Our last show, our last show. We need to call
Speaker 2: them up. He needs to that Christmas Carol life on air.
Speaker 2: That's been the last thing you hear from this show.
Speaker 2: Come up next. Then all the parrot and bird stories
Speaker 2: you sent me over the last twenty four hours. The
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast yesterday was saying we wanted in
Speaker 2: any parrot stories from you guys. We've got parrot stories.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much to Mike and Mike and Dobryan
Speaker 2: who reminded me of a story about the Queen's yacht
Speaker 2: worth millions. All right, Obviously she's not getting some little dingy,
Speaker 2: is she.
Speaker 3: I don't imagine the queen sailing around on a.
Speaker 2: Yacht, Royal Yacht Britannia.
Speaker 3: How often does she get on it?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think they lend it out to all the various
Speaker 2: family members and stuff like that. Royal Yacht Britannia. And
Speaker 2: maybe years ago they had a parrot is a mascot okay,
Speaker 2: And apparently because the parents they are so such powerful mimics.
Speaker 2: You heard them singing there. They've learned that somehow and
Speaker 2: they can repeat it about such powerful mimics, which is
Speaker 2: why they swear a lot as well. Anyway, they had
Speaker 2: this mascot for the Queen, the Royal Britannia, and unfortunately
Speaker 2: because of some of the people with ob He working there,
Speaker 2: you know that it learns some very bad lung. It's
Speaker 2: so much so that whenever the Queen came bore they
Speaker 2: had to get rid of it. She the Queen wester Barrett.
Speaker 2: It's back at the events because as it told her
Speaker 2: to f off. This comes from Kate Stokes Christian. When
Speaker 2: my son was about three, we took them to see
Speaker 2: one of the attractions at Philip Island. At the entrance,
Speaker 2: there was a small davery that house a rather vocal cockatoo.
Speaker 2: It was saying the usual type of greetings, like hello, hansome,
Speaker 2: who's a pretty boy. My son was convinced it was
Speaker 2: talking particularly to him, was fascinated to Mike when it said, cocky,
Speaker 2: want to scratch? Uh? Julie stuck his finger in the
Speaker 2: cage to oblige and was bitten really badly. He led
Speaker 2: a naughty cocky. He learn how a squill and came
Speaker 2: racing back to me, where I kissed it better as
Speaker 2: mums do. I thought that was the end of it.
Speaker 2: The next thing, he went back to uh Cocky's cage
Speaker 2: and started talking animately at the burn, and then started
Speaker 2: softly crying again. I asked him what's happened now, to
Speaker 2: which he sobbed. Cocky won't say sorry, Oh dear, Well,
Speaker 2: that's a sad lesson there, Katie, about cockatoos and fishous
Speaker 2: little things. This is a story about a foulmouth parrot
Speaker 2: here in Melbourne had launched. A parrot swears at firefighter
Speaker 2: trying to rescue it from roof. This is amazing. Look
Speaker 2: at that there was a macaw on the roof. He
Speaker 2: was up there for three days, who kept telling various fieries,
Speaker 2: was swearing at them, dropping f bum bombs to tell
Speaker 2: him to go away. A foulmouth parrot launched a four
Speaker 2: letter tirade at firefighters who were trying to rescue the
Speaker 2: bird from a neighbor's roof in Melbourne. This is incredible.
Speaker 2: The mcare is multi lingual, so they had to learn
Speaker 2: what come here is in Turkish and Greek. I love
Speaker 2: that Jack's got a parrot story. Please tell us a
Speaker 2: story of Gus.
Speaker 3: Oh, we didn't have a parrot. We had a canary
Speaker 3: when I was a kid, yellow canary, and I couldn't
Speaker 3: remember really what happened to him. So I asked my
Speaker 3: mum yesterday when we were talking about birds, what happened
Speaker 3: at Gus because he was stolen, and she goes At
Speaker 3: the time, we had people living across the road who
Speaker 3: were drug dealers. Their business modeling included trading secondhand goods
Speaker 3: for drugs, so that we had a period of regular
Speaker 3: break ins and there in our street. And one morning
Speaker 3: I went out to find Gus and he was gone
Speaker 3: cage and all we assume he was traded in. He
Speaker 3: wasn't a young canary.
Speaker 2: So listen, I've seen every single episode of Breaking Back.
Speaker 2: All right, I've seen Scarface. Okay, there's no, there's no
Speaker 2: there's drug dealers aren't trading in yellow canaries. There's not
Speaker 2: a big market for canaries.
Speaker 3: And then what happened to Gus.
Speaker 2: You know what happens is what happens to a lot
Speaker 2: of young kids. And now the parents don't know what
Speaker 2: to say when gust has died.
Speaker 3: My mom thought a more super story for a child,
Speaker 3: but drug dealistic.
Speaker 1: Started.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast, We.
Speaker 2: Get Together and de baits what four and it can
Speaker 2: only be? Four? Should go up on the Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a big one today. It's about
Speaker 2: movie sequels.
Speaker 9: It has to be that ripple cake you last floor, David?
Speaker 1: Please you wrong mate? Can you go fast?
Speaker 2: Heavy?
Speaker 8: Dot?
Speaker 12: True?
Speaker 1: Sonado definitely cher there is only one.
Speaker 4: The Mighty Kingston's were then you're amazing, Hi amazing wind
Speaker 4: the two.
Speaker 1: It's like putting the Sistine chuckle in.
Speaker 5: The taj Mahal.
Speaker 2: So home a strong debate on the radio. Is Mount
Speaker 2: Rushmore this week? Then? You know, we love movies on
Speaker 2: the show. But there are great movies and then there
Speaker 2: are sequels. And it's really rare the movies that actually
Speaker 2: launch good sequels. There are some. The second Godfather movie
Speaker 2: is great, a third one no need awful, just an
Speaker 2: awful movie. So today, what are the very best worst
Speaker 2: movie sequels? That's what's going up on Mount Rushmore? Jack,
Speaker 2: what's it for you?
Speaker 3: We love Home Alone on the show, one of my
Speaker 3: favorite kids movies. But Home Alone three did not have
Speaker 3: mcaulay culkin. Instead, they didn't even call him Kevin in
Speaker 3: the movie. This guy's name was Alex and instead of
Speaker 3: having the suspense of his family's flown away to Paris
Speaker 3: or they've tried to take him to.
Speaker 2: Unit, it's a Christmas movie as high as well, isn't it?
Speaker 3: This one is no Christmas bells, no jingle bells. Instead
Speaker 3: of his family going away, they just go to work
Speaker 3: for the day and he's homesick.
Speaker 2: There's none of this, there's no effort made into that.
Speaker 2: Is that what happens to the family that's just going
Speaker 2: to work for the day.
Speaker 3: And then so I guess to try and build suspense
Speaker 3: on top of that lame story instead of just burglars
Speaker 3: his fighting, he fights international terrorists.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, in a culd de sact. This is some
Speaker 2: of the trainer.
Speaker 5: A team of international high class thieves have crossed two
Speaker 5: continents to steal a ten million dollars make courtship.
Speaker 1: If that goes in a missile, hair defenses can't stop it.
Speaker 5: They trusted to a quiet Chicago suburb.
Speaker 1: There are fourteen houses.
Speaker 2: Their only mistake, moiren sounding Baddie, is being.
Speaker 5: In the same neighborhood as Alex three zero Street.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it makes you irritated as well. And what
Speaker 2: is it about? You can date this sort of era
Speaker 2: of the movie there where it was about micro chips.
Speaker 2: They thought they'd been very modified shift in micro trips
Speaker 2: and then into a warhead. You know, so we're very
Speaker 2: topical and zeitgeisty a microchip. All right, So home alone
Speaker 2: three for you, that's my worst sequel, all right, worst
Speaker 2: sequel for me? Is I loved Speed? Right? Speed was
Speaker 2: a great movie. Sondra Bullet and Keanu Reeves they came
Speaker 2: up with a terribilisa for a second one, so Speed.
Speaker 2: The first one also had like Dennis Hopper in it
Speaker 2: and Jeff Daniels as well as a cracking movie about
Speaker 2: the speeding bust. And we've got some certain speed. Then
Speaker 2: you know, we all know how it worked. The second one,
Speaker 2: they came up with a really great idea, what about
Speaker 2: if it was set on a cruise ship? It's just
Speaker 2: so boring already, is it?
Speaker 3: They're so slow?
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, so Keanu Revees was went, I'm out forget it.
Speaker 2: Sondra Bullet went, how much will you give me? She's
Speaker 2: in it right? And guess what. She's on her honeymoon
Speaker 2: on this cruise ship. Guess what. Her fiance happens to
Speaker 2: be a member of the LAPD swat team. That's good luck,
Speaker 2: isn't it? Because on the ship there's international terrorists also
Speaker 2: on the ship. Guess who's else are there? All the
Speaker 2: world's most expensive diamonds are into the cruise ship's vault.
Speaker 2: Guess who else is there? A guy that the diamond
Speaker 2: company got rid of years ago in the minds, and
Speaker 2: he got copper poisoning in his blood. The Baddy is primetime,
Speaker 2: Willim Dafoe. No one plays a batter of Baddy than
Speaker 2: Willem Dafoe.
Speaker 3: You're actually making me want to watch this movie. It's
Speaker 3: a way yourself.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you this, right, I'll say this right. It's
Speaker 2: you'll have a lot of fun with it, but it
Speaker 2: is terrible. Willim Dafoe, right, is one of those real
Speaker 2: over the top movie baddies. He must have had a
Speaker 2: lot of fun doing this. He's got copper poisoning and
Speaker 2: he travels on this cruise ship.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: I don't know what cut sort of customs and border
Speaker 2: patrol they had. He's allowed to travel on this cruise
Speaker 2: ship with a jar full of leeches, and various times
Speaker 2: in the movie, William Dafoe, the buddy starts getting the
Speaker 2: leeches out and getting us to suck the blood, to
Speaker 2: suck the couple poisoning out of his blood because of
Speaker 2: what they did to me very early on. Whenever there's
Speaker 2: a hijackson on a cruise movie, the captain always gets
Speaker 2: thrown overboard. Done it. It's the symbol that anyway, so
Speaker 2: William Dafoe throws the captain overboard. As he's gone, you know,
Speaker 2: in the way, William Dafoe starts shouting him. He's drowning.
Speaker 2: He's dead about why he's doing all of this after
Speaker 2: he's chut the other the other thing. It's got that
Speaker 2: classic you know, what is it about bombs on anything?
Speaker 2: They have that really bright red countdown.
Speaker 3: Obvious obvious that's a bomb. And how long you've got left?
Speaker 2: Why do they do that? Surely just have something that
Speaker 2: only you keep, so if someone's going to try and
Speaker 2: diffuse it, they don't know how long it's gone left.
Speaker 2: So for me, it's Speed two on a born old
Speaker 2: cruise ship. That's the worst sequel. What do you think
Speaker 2: it is? Give us a call nine four one four
Speaker 2: one O four three.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Talking about bad movie sequels on the Rushmore Today, it's
Speaker 2: the Mount Rushmore of bad movie sequels. Go on into
Speaker 2: Tony's listened to us. He sent Jaws four. Jawles four
Speaker 2: is terrible.
Speaker 3: Wait, I didn't even know.
Speaker 2: Let me just picture this one, right, Jaws four, the
Speaker 2: the shark in this one is getting revenge on I
Speaker 2: don't know whether it was Dad it's not made clear
Speaker 2: on the shark that got killed in the first one.
Speaker 2: He follows the family of Chief Brody to the Bahamas.
Speaker 2: He literally tracks this family down. They've lost Chief Brody.
Speaker 2: You killed the original Jaws shark in the first great movie.
Speaker 2: The fourth one, it's a vengeful shark. He's like a
Speaker 2: Matthew Boss because his dad or boss got whacked. He
Speaker 2: tracks them down to the Bahamas, kills the sun and
Speaker 2: then goes after the mum.
Speaker 3: I've never seen this, I've been maybe let.
Speaker 2: Me add another little thing to Michael Kaine's in it, right,
Speaker 2: And you can't work out why would Michael Kine be
Speaker 2: in such a terrible movie. You think a great isn't
Speaker 2: Dark Night? And so I read Michael Kaine's autobiography right,
Speaker 2: and he deals with it. There's a whole chapter about
Speaker 2: why I did Jaws four and it's so honest. Let's
Speaker 2: go through a really dry spell not get any work,
Speaker 2: and we were getting some renovations done at our house.
Speaker 2: I just presumed I would be working. It doesn't go
Speaker 2: like that. Work dried up and the building costs were
Speaker 2: going through the roof, and all of a sudden, his agent,
Speaker 2: Ranger went listen, I've got a terrible offer for you.
Speaker 2: Michael went, I'll do it. He goes. It's Jaws four.
Speaker 2: It's five days work for three million. So I just
Speaker 2: need the money for the reno. That's why we did it.
Speaker 3: I've been looking up the sequels on Rotten Tomatoes. I've
Speaker 3: never seen a zero but Jaws four. The Jaws the
Speaker 3: Revenge has a zero percent tomato made up.
Speaker 2: I think maybe we should all watch Jaws four again
Speaker 2: in the next week, watch it again together. It's it's
Speaker 2: so bad.
Speaker 3: The original Speed, which you suggested, ninety four percent, Yeah,
Speaker 3: great man, and then Speed two four percent. That's a
Speaker 3: big drop of Home Alone eighty five percent for the
Speaker 3: original down to twenty nine for Home Alone. Three.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to loan. So we've got Michael.
Speaker 4: Good day, Christian.
Speaker 2: How are you, Michael?
Speaker 4: Not too bad yourself?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Pretty good? So what do you think is the worst
Speaker 2: sequet ever made?
Speaker 4: George of the Jungle two? Absolutely horrible?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, there wasn't huge demand off the first
Speaker 2: one for another one. Who came out of that going
Speaker 2: I need three or four more?
Speaker 4: I mean, no, Brendan Fraser, he made the movie. The
Speaker 4: jokes were absolutely lame. Yeah, and yeah, just ah, that's
Speaker 4: got to be right up there. It was absolutely terrible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and poor old Brendan Fraser, you know, his quality
Speaker 2: control wasn't the best in his career. But if Brendan
Speaker 2: Fraser says no.
Speaker 3: That's a big sign not to make the movie.
Speaker 2: Go and see the movie. Michael, that's a good one,
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, you call no. All right, let's
Speaker 2: go to Sam. Good morning, Good morning. How are you
Speaker 2: damn worst movie sequel? What do you think it is?
Speaker 9: It has to be Grease too of all time?
Speaker 12: Absolute stinker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it a young Michelle Pfeiffer.
Speaker 12: Yeah, but nothing beats the Travalta or Olivia Newton.
Speaker 2: John that's for sure. Yeah, such a w terrible and.
Speaker 9: The corny songs they just it just didn't happen for me.
Speaker 9: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Do you remember this? They did a terrible song, very
Speaker 2: a sort of patriotic song that even Donald Trump of
Speaker 2: Make America Great Again will go that's a bit over
Speaker 2: the top. It was called Let's do it for our country?
Speaker 1: Think about it?
Speaker 5: What if you when he was to die right here tonight,
Speaker 5: what I would ever do in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Let's do it for our country with the Red
Speaker 1: Word and it's Uncle Sam who's asking.
Speaker 2: So your learn who's not Spanish. It's Uncle Sam who's asking?
Speaker 2: All right, Sam, that's a great one.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Last few calls, so Mount Rushmore this morning, which is
Speaker 2: about bad movie sequels. Simon comerning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 6: How are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good buddy, welcome for show. What's the worst
Speaker 2: sequel ever?
Speaker 10: Absolute worst sequel ever? I only made it through five
Speaker 10: minutes with The Mask Too, with Jamie Kennedy. I don't
Speaker 10: think they could even bring back Jim Carey, he was
Speaker 10: very funny in the first one, and then bring back
Speaker 10: Jamie Kennedy and it's terrible.
Speaker 2: It's awful. Yeah, Son of Mask. It killed Jamie Kennedy,
Speaker 2: who was in Scream. It killed his career.
Speaker 6: Son of Mask was the second one after after The
Speaker 6: Mask Too, so they didn't even learn from that.
Speaker 2: Let's ever listened to it? The trailer.
Speaker 5: From the director of Kats and Loss.
Speaker 1: I am god my mask.
Speaker 2: Poor old Allan coming got dragged into as well. It's
Speaker 2: a great actor as well as Loki. Simon, thank you
Speaker 2: very much. You very funny, have a good name.
Speaker 10: Thank you so you, Matt, Yes, a going Christian?
Speaker 1: How are you going?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Are we're talking Highlander two.
Speaker 10: We're talking Highlander two.
Speaker 1: Shocker, shocker.
Speaker 4: But it's still a terrible film.
Speaker 2: But the first one we can agree is a great movie,
Speaker 2: isn't Christopher Lamb it is?
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 10: It was a great film. It's a little bit dated now,
Speaker 10: but yeah, a second film almost ruined the franchise.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, the first movie, if I remember right, they were immortals.
Speaker 2: He was an immortal. The second movie they dropped all
Speaker 2: of that, right, he contented In the first one, it
Speaker 2: turns out they're not immortals from the Highlands. They were
Speaker 2: aliens from Alien But then Connys in it, and his
Speaker 2: alien voice is that of a guy from the Highlands.
Speaker 2: That Scottish accent he never budged on in any movie
Speaker 2: when he was a Russian submarine commander. In Hunt for
Speaker 2: the Red October, he's Russian, but he's got a Scottish accent.
Speaker 2: It's awful, isn't it. It's really ruining the franchise. I
Speaker 2: didn't even did you go and see the third one?
Speaker 2: They brought another one.
Speaker 10: I think I don't actually going to see them.
Speaker 2: For me once I was not going to be balled
Speaker 2: again any more. Money to the Highland.
Speaker 3: Again has liked Jaws for as zero percent.
Speaker 2: Now we're on strong ground here, Yeah, winning, winning, Thanks Cool.
Speaker 1: Christian Christian follow show podcast.
Speaker 2: Yesterday on the show, we were getting very excited because
Speaker 2: we heard the news story about how we're digging up
Speaker 2: some of the legendary hallow turf at the MCG and
Speaker 2: they were going to transport to overnight and refrigerated transport
Speaker 2: all the way up to the gap.
Speaker 3: It's probably halfway up there right.
Speaker 2: Now now and you must have seen it on the
Speaker 2: news yesterday.
Speaker 15: The three by one meter section of the mcg's turf
Speaker 15: was dug up in the early hours of this morning
Speaker 15: to be transported to the Gabba. And like any transplant,
Speaker 15: this was a delicate operation. Turf experts, ground curators and
Speaker 15: officials from the AFL, MCC and the Gabba are all
Speaker 15: involved ensuring the process gets the green thumbs up.
Speaker 2: Clever the green thumbs up. I like it so as
Speaker 2: I was thinking about this yesterday, I thought the thing
Speaker 2: about the MCG is because obviously I saw it for
Speaker 2: the first time two and a half years ago, and
Speaker 2: it's amazing. It's a sporting coliseum and like all stadiums
Speaker 2: around the world. I've been to Wrigley Park and obviously
Speaker 2: in London we've got Wembley Stadium, and I've been to
Speaker 2: bone A Bound Europe and the New Camp as well.
Speaker 2: Each amazing sports stadium has its own As soon as
Speaker 2: you walk in there, there's the atmosphere, right, It's an
Speaker 2: essence of a building. Okay, it's not just the turf
Speaker 2: and that essence really the atmosphere is unique just to
Speaker 2: the MCG. And my concern is with the Grand finalists. Great,
Speaker 2: they've got some of the turf, but what's really going
Speaker 2: to be missing is the MCG atmosphere. And if you
Speaker 2: have to try and describe what it is, is it
Speaker 2: it's hopes, it's dreams, it's it's losses, it's all of that.
Speaker 2: It's pies, it's beer, you know, it's tears. What is
Speaker 2: the atmosphere of the MCG. It's unique to any other
Speaker 2: stadium in the world. We need to get that to
Speaker 2: the gabba.
Speaker 3: How do you transport atmosphere?
Speaker 2: Have we seen Ghostbusters? They trapped, they sucked in, they
Speaker 2: sucked in the ghosts. Why can't capture the atmosphere? Capture
Speaker 2: the g right into a sealed This is what I'm thinking,
Speaker 2: right into a sealed container.
Speaker 3: Show me the noise again, so I really get it.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's been drawn in, sucked into a silk contentent.
Speaker 2: That's the live going on. Okay. And then that's a drill.
Speaker 2: That's two screws. I only gonna do the other two.
Speaker 2: Are we done then? Okay, that's four on. Then what
Speaker 2: happens to it? We ship it? We get a courier okay,
Speaker 2: because they can still move state to Steak. Aren't they
Speaker 2: to get it all the way to the Gabba? Now
Speaker 2: we're up against time, okay, because obviously we finished next Thursday.
Speaker 2: We need to have it there now. Once it gets
Speaker 2: into Brisbane, this is where we need the help of
Speaker 2: a listener, some listeners in Brisbane. We deliver it to them.
Speaker 2: We will on their goodwill, Okay, that they're gonna They're
Speaker 2: gonna go and transport it then to the Gabba. Get
Speaker 2: as close as they can to the Gabba. I'm doing
Speaker 2: the screws that we have already put in, okay, and
Speaker 2: then want to go.
Speaker 3: They let the atmosphere of the mcc out to the
Speaker 3: new home of the Grand final.
Speaker 2: And you don't need like millions of cubic min a
Speaker 2: liters of atmosphere. It's like your home, a pathic dose,
Speaker 2: just a bit of that powerful left essence from the
Speaker 2: MCG suddenly in the atmosphere of the gabba. That's a
Speaker 2: grand final. Yep.
Speaker 3: How do we we got to trust the person in Brisbane?
Speaker 3: What if they take the atmosphere to their home and
Speaker 3: just let it out in their living.
Speaker 2: Room and be that person who also think there's not
Speaker 2: going to be a good person there. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: play Devil's here's what right now. Get me a sealed container,
Speaker 2: Get me a courier driver, a drill, drill, yes, a
Speaker 2: sealed container, air tight. If there's anyone listening right now.
Speaker 2: Yesterday when they were talking about what they're doing with
Speaker 2: the grass and the turf, they talked about grass specialists.
Speaker 2: Ye are there any atmosphere specialists or vibologists that know
Speaker 2: about capturing vibe essence? O G. How do we And
Speaker 2: that's not the noise that made what that's it? Thank you?
Speaker 2: I've forgotten what the noise? How do we get that
Speaker 2: in a container?
Speaker 3: That's what we need, like a dustbuster or vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 2: Let's call that Plan B. It's one of those old
Speaker 2: fashioned hoovers. And then you need to get ready tomorrow morning.
Speaker 2: You're down there at the g capturing the G okay
Speaker 2: tomorrow morning. Then we load it into a container. Then
Speaker 2: it goes to Brisbane a sap.
Speaker 3: Getting as close as I can. I'll have to be
Speaker 3: scientific with it, you know, lab coat goggles. Yeah, themancy dress,
Speaker 3: it needs to be a bit more. It's not a
Speaker 3: radio I mean yeah, just tell them you're wearing that.
Speaker 2: Fine. We need the sealed air type container. Can anyone's
Speaker 2: help us out here? It's very important. We need to
Speaker 2: save the Grand Final. We need to capture the G
Speaker 2: and by the way, team look at me now, I'm
Speaker 2: serious about this, okay. We need to capture the G.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: I want to try and capture the G, capture the essence,
Speaker 2: the atmosphere of the G in a container. Ship it
Speaker 2: to the Gabba where we're going to do it. We
Speaker 2: need to find a listener in Brisbane who we can
Speaker 2: transport it to. We need an address, don't we And
Speaker 2: then they will open up the container and release the
Speaker 2: atmosphere that unique atmosphere of the MCG into the Gabba.
Speaker 3: And then hopefully on Grand Final day we hear Bruce
Speaker 3: mcavani commentating and he goes, he closes his eyes and goes,
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm at the MCG.
Speaker 2: I know I'm not. I can see I'm at the Gabba,
Speaker 2: But spooky, how have they done that? And only we
Speaker 2: will know? So obviously we need a lot of things
Speaker 2: to happen and very quickly. Now have you found me
Speaker 2: an air tight container? Someone has suggested this text in
Speaker 2: saying a thermos flask again, let's call that plank k.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we can't just get something off the shelf. We
Speaker 3: need something scientific and really really good. I found sealed
Speaker 3: Air Australia.
Speaker 2: Who knew such an organization? What's the demand for sealing
Speaker 2: air and getting it elsewhere? It seems to be around
Speaker 2: us all the time.
Speaker 3: What do they do well? They make us sealed air
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Speaker 2: Yes, that's what we really need. Can't hen the vibe yea.
Speaker 2: It needs to be strapped down in whatever transport we
Speaker 2: transport it in as well to Brisbane as well. You
Speaker 2: can't have it being bruised the air. It needs to
Speaker 2: be kept upright.
Speaker 3: I would love an expert from Sealed Air Australia. They're
Speaker 3: only out near the airport to call in and tell
Speaker 3: us how we seal that.
Speaker 2: Does anyone work for Sealed Air Australia. I know you're
Speaker 2: backed by thousands of those scientists and egg EDGs out
Speaker 2: that lab out there. Okay, take time away from the
Speaker 2: microscope and the electrons, okay, and give us a call.
Speaker 2: The nine four four one oh four three producer Tom
Speaker 2: has just handed me this that he's fist found how
Speaker 2: to get the airtight contender to Brisbane once we've captured
Speaker 2: the g The essence via courier. A thirty two liters
Speaker 2: volume container will cost us about three hundred dollars express delivery.
Speaker 3: Thirty two lads. I imagine we were doing a little
Speaker 3: sandwich box.
Speaker 2: How big?
Speaker 3: How much atmosphere are we catching him?
Speaker 2: Well, I would thinking something like that, all right, a
Speaker 2: big suitcase size of atmosphere case atmosphere. Okay, totally that's
Speaker 2: a technical thing, but then I don't work for air
Speaker 2: Tight Australia. The other thing is, you know who's supposed
Speaker 2: to be coming in every Friday. Foot He's got to
Speaker 2: be down there with you. How many Grand finals has
Speaker 2: he played in? Two three?
Speaker 3: He won the two thousand and eight Grand Final and
Speaker 3: then retired.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about. So he needs to be
Speaker 2: down there with his medals. He must still have his
Speaker 2: little medals in his a bit patch has gone a
Speaker 2: little medals for by the way, being the little medals.
Speaker 1: Down, Crawf.
Speaker 2: Bring his medal down, his grand final medal. He's got
Speaker 2: to be there with you assisting in a lab coat.
Speaker 3: He can use the metal to scoop the atmosphere into
Speaker 3: the bucket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now, I don't know. We also need to find
Speaker 2: an extra an extra large lab coat. He's got that
Speaker 2: strong barrel chess Crawf, isn't he like a Romanian strong man,
Speaker 2: so we also need that as well. Ken, you help
Speaker 2: us get air the MCG, capturing the g all the
Speaker 2: way to Brisbane and anything that's really important. We need
Speaker 2: a listener in Brisbane or do you know family there
Speaker 2: who we can trust.
Speaker 1: Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So we're trying to capture the essence of the MCG
Speaker 2: in a container and then transport it to Brisbane and
Speaker 2: hopefully rely on if we've got a listener who listened
Speaker 2: to us in Brisbane or you've got family members there
Speaker 2: who we can trust. They then take hold of it,
Speaker 2: drive it to the Gabba, release it into the Gabba.
Speaker 2: So there is some of the unique essence and atmosphere.
Speaker 2: We've captured the g to release it into the Gabba.
Speaker 2: But at the moment we're trying to wait for airtime.
Speaker 2: What's the least with airtar Australia.
Speaker 3: By the way, you haven't heard from Selda or Australia.
Speaker 3: But I have got this. They found it in the
Speaker 3: radio station a dustbuster. If we get desperate, we can
Speaker 3: use that.
Speaker 2: Susanne is listening right now in Beautiful Blowy or altona foreshow.
Speaker 2: She said Christian, we all know the ultimate seal container
Speaker 2: is good old tupperware.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the biggest tup ofware we can get?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean what, how's the what's the biggest one they
Speaker 2: go to?
Speaker 4: Do?
Speaker 2: They do stuff like cakes or because how many leasons
Speaker 2: when we like a tublewear thing that they put cake
Speaker 2: in or something like that.
Speaker 3: Well you wanted suitcase size atmosphere caption.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure if tublewear guns up there, I've
Speaker 2: not seen that in colds or wols a suitcase tuperware,
Speaker 2: then there's any demand for that? Many? Who's made that many? Leftovers?
Speaker 3: How much soup?
Speaker 2: Do you have?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Before we go any further in today's time, waste to
Speaker 2: two things. One, I'm concerned Jack that the team out there,
Speaker 2: the producers, are not taking this seriously enough. I've just
Speaker 2: said to them, where are we with the airtight container?
Speaker 2: Don't worry about show stuff. This is show stuff. Drop everything,
Speaker 2: drop everything, do nothing for the show. All the business here. Okay,
Speaker 2: this is everything we've got going on right now. If
Speaker 2: you just tuned in, here's the situation's breaking. We're trying
Speaker 2: to capture the atmosphere, the oxygen of the g Suck
Speaker 2: it into an air time container, transport it to Brisbane,
Speaker 2: have someone up there take it to the Gabba. Release
Speaker 2: the atmosphere of the g into the Gabba ahead of
Speaker 2: the Grand Final.
Speaker 3: Yep, the golf square is not enough enough.
Speaker 2: Anyway, We've got a scientist, you know, doctor Dominique Appadou.
Speaker 2: He's written in yeh, senior scientist with the Australian sinkatron.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 2: Am? Can someone google the Australian sink crowtron sinkatron? Anyway,
Speaker 2: let's go back to doctor Appadu, Christian. In order to
Speaker 2: capture a good amount of air, you will need either
Speaker 2: of vacuum pump. There'll be loads of like pool boys
Speaker 2: have got those vacuum pumps right now. You know they're
Speaker 2: not using it.
Speaker 3: You don't want one of those those pool creepers.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no not then they got sometimes they
Speaker 2: have to suck out the water, don't they or something
Speaker 2: they've never seen that. Yeah, I might have made that
Speaker 2: set bit of science up anyway, if it doesn't exist,
Speaker 2: invent it now, scientists.
Speaker 3: But they sucked the water out of the pool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you think fire crews do that. Well,
Speaker 2: they suck the water and of a pond sometime when
Speaker 2: they run out of the leaders on the back of
Speaker 2: the truck.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: Anyway back to Dr Rappado. So we've got the vacuum
Speaker 2: pumpies mentioned that and a vacuum type chamber. This is
Speaker 2: what scientists said.
Speaker 3: We were thinking container, we need chamber.
Speaker 2: Harry Potter chambery. Yes, he's suggesting we contact the physics
Speaker 2: department at the University of Melbourne. Yeah, they're going to
Speaker 2: love here in that call. Yeah, is a professor there.
Speaker 2: It's a morning show, it's a breakfast show. Or dry
Speaker 2: ice or normal ice and an air tight container. Why
Speaker 2: is he saying container?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 2: It's a chamber earlier or a bottle in the latter
Speaker 2: case places contain it in a lot of ice for
Speaker 2: ten minutes or so. This will create a small vacuum.
Speaker 2: Then open it, open the container, let the air in.
Speaker 2: THENO is it a s A p Good luck cheers Dom.
Speaker 3: We need the good doctor on site.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's too many different sequences that have to happen
Speaker 2: here and team out there. They just show me a
Speaker 2: box that we dump all our recycling paper into that
Speaker 2: they get rid of said we could just use this.
Speaker 2: No team, take this seriously. Sadly, the shifting off focus
Speaker 2: to capture the g has meant that today's time waste.
Speaker 5: Sir.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to say scraping the barrel, but I've
Speaker 2: asked them to move on to something else.
Speaker 5: It means that.
Speaker 2: Today's time waste. Sort of grouchy movies. Why because it's
Speaker 2: Oscar the Grouch's birthday today. Happy birthday, Oscar the Grouch. Okay,
Speaker 2: so we're looking for grouchy movies. What about the Island
Speaker 2: of dr Morose Islands? Thank you, Lord of the Movie Rings, Bronze,
Speaker 2: Nightmare Deservedly, Nightmare on Mare Street. Freddie's like, whatever, h Bronze,
Speaker 2: ten thousand things I hate about your stupid face, Guy, Grouchy,
Speaker 2: clever grouchy, you know, just asking grouchy. It's not clever.
Speaker 2: Movie sticks the box. I guess silver Gorillas in the Pessimist.
Speaker 2: Oh he's a pessimistic today, pessimist. Thank you, Cold Shoulder Mountain.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking to you this mountain. I pulled it back.
Speaker 2: I pulled it back out the nose time and look
Speaker 2: who's talking to the hands gold Okay, thank you, all right, Jack,
Speaker 2: what have you got for grouchy movies?
Speaker 3: There's something up with Mary?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, real today Mary is gold.
Speaker 3: Fast and the shortfusiasts.
Speaker 2: Oh that's very good as well, another gold I think
Speaker 2: the mullets made it funnier.
Speaker 3: Thank you, full metal Cracket.
Speaker 2: No, and we've lost it back down to Bronze where
Speaker 2: he lives.
Speaker 3: And we all remember the film Six Days, Seven Nights
Speaker 3: with Anne Haitian Harrison Ford No, six Days seven Fights?
Speaker 2: All right, what have you got for grouchy movies?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: We will come back in a moment. We're going to
Speaker 2: circle back to capturing the g I've had another email
Speaker 2: from a senior scientist, Dr Dom live from the Sinkatron.
Speaker 2: Jack and I have also just been reading up on
Speaker 2: the amazing goings on and what exactly is the Sinkatron?
Speaker 2: Before that, then today's time waster is grouchy movies. This
Speaker 2: screams distracted show. Okay, service has been affected. All right,
Speaker 2: grouchy movies because today is Oscar the Groucher's Birthday menu,
Speaker 2: Glare at Goats, silver Man, drive you a South Miss
Speaker 2: Daisy Silver Plus, it's grouchy. That's a goal.
Speaker 3: Silver plus is still a great score.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry Dale Pulp Friction, the natty procrastinator. I don't
Speaker 2: know whether to be a professor today. No country for
Speaker 2: grumpy old men. Silver, who cares about saving private Ryan?
Speaker 3: Silver?
Speaker 2: The shirty doesn't Silver plus John, I really hated what
Speaker 2: you did Summer Silver plus black Hawk frown Gold, Yeah,
Speaker 2: there we go. We found it, Stephen, Dude, where's my
Speaker 2: care factor here? Gold Scotchy, well done, Stroppy Gilmore Silver,
Speaker 2: petty Woman Gold, that's smart. Legends of the Brawl Branz
Speaker 2: Love actually sucks. Ah, it just sucks. Silver, some kirsty
Speaker 2: crappy Gilmore, Silver plus, Grouchy Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Gold, There
Speaker 2: we go, grown alone Silver, me myself an irate silver
Speaker 2: grouchhog Day Gold Wingy in the willows. Gold, you better
Speaker 2: be gone in sixty seconds.
Speaker 3: Gold, Last morning.
Speaker 2: They're getting better. I'm getting annoyed. Gold, There we go,
Speaker 2: last one. Very funny, Thank you very much. Today's grouchy movies.
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Speaker 2: Moment the show wraps, we are going into an urgent
Speaker 2: death con show one meeting to talk about capture the
Speaker 2: g Here's where we are. I'm trying to capture the
Speaker 2: essence the atmosphere, that unique specialness of the MCG in
Speaker 2: a container. Ship it to the gabba. Have one of
Speaker 2: our people up there. We haven't got any people yet,
Speaker 2: but we'll find them in the next couple of days.
Speaker 2: That will open up that unique essence of the MCG
Speaker 2: release it into the gabba. Obviously a lot of things
Speaker 2: need to happen before we do that, but we are
Speaker 2: going to do this, Christian, and this is for me,
Speaker 2: and to capture the air the MCG. Take a container
Speaker 2: that can be sealed at the MCG, fed it with water,
Speaker 2: then empty it. The air that is drawn then will
Speaker 2: be pure MCG air and not the air that was
Speaker 2: already in the container. Smart seal the container, ship it
Speaker 2: to the gabba, unseal the container at the gabba, fill
Speaker 2: it again with water, which will expel that pure, beautiful
Speaker 2: MCG air. Ian, that's a great thing. Now we've had
Speaker 2: an email from a senior scientist at the syncotron. Now,
Speaker 2: Jack and Ivey really honest here, didn't know what the
Speaker 2: sinncatron was, and maybe you will do. I don't know.
Speaker 2: This is something very proud of.
Speaker 3: Apparently in Clayton we have the largest particle accelerator in
Speaker 3: this southern hemisphere. It's built in two thousand and seven.
Speaker 3: We all know what a light source particle accelerator does,
Speaker 3: but just for those who don't know, I'll recap. It
Speaker 3: uses particle acce trons to produce a beam of high
Speaker 3: energy electrons that are boosted to nearly the speed of
Speaker 3: light and directed into a storage ring where they circulate
Speaker 3: for many hours.
Speaker 2: So they've got a storage ring. If we can get
Speaker 2: a storage container, if they're putting all that energy into boxes,
Speaker 2: they other people we need to talk to. You probably
Speaker 2: know that in two thousand and six there were Synchatron
Speaker 2: project reach a major milestone when they achieved first light.
Speaker 2: I do remember that now, Yes I didn't perform, Yes,
Speaker 2: I think it was on Gavin Millers on this day
Speaker 2: in history. It's out there at Clayton. It's next to
Speaker 2: Monash University.
Speaker 3: What's the thing he said about the Sun?
Speaker 2: It's a million times this sinkatron the energy they're making
Speaker 2: over there in Clayton, right, it's a million times brighter
Speaker 2: than the Sun. I'm concerned that one of the senior
Speaker 2: scientists there is listening to this show. It could be
Speaker 2: trying to listen out for with a note pad, you know,
Speaker 2: like at Chernobyl there's red buttons going everywhere. Sinkatron overload
Speaker 2: and he's going, what's the song today? Forgive me a break?
Speaker 2: You know, by the way, Dr Domus Freedom, nighty George Michael, Okay,
Speaker 2: focus man, focus Syncatron people. Anyway, Dr Doma's email back.
Speaker 2: He's on board, right, he is down or what we're doing, Christian.
Speaker 2: I could offer assistance, but due to a I would
Speaker 2: need a permit to go and get my lab coat
Speaker 2: and grab the required apparatus. You will need to do
Speaker 2: this correctly. I'd also need permission to take the apparatus
Speaker 2: out of this lab. I guess now we know we're
Speaker 2: up to it's you know, he just wander out with
Speaker 2: a load of gear.
Speaker 3: Yep, and we need that apparatus. When we were talking
Speaker 3: about containers before, that's entry level stuff. Apparatus is higher
Speaker 3: level science.
Speaker 2: Now, dodr Don who listens to a show senior scientists
Speaker 2: at the older Sincatron. If you want to persist, I
Speaker 2: guess that's what scientists say. It means carry on if
Speaker 2: you if you want to persist with this solution, I
Speaker 2: very much do you need to contact my big boss.
Speaker 2: They've always got someone like a pharmacist. Yep, there's always
Speaker 2: that big one who's higher up.
Speaker 3: And that's the same thing at the Sincatron.
Speaker 2: He's like in an umpire's chair, you know. At tennis,
Speaker 2: he's really high up. That's the big boss there, Professor
Speaker 2: Andrew Peel. I guess he's known as Peelo when we
Speaker 2: call him. That's who we need to speak to today,
Speaker 2: asking if we can borrow his man and some of
Speaker 2: the equipment.
Speaker 3: We need to appeal to Peel.
Speaker 2: You've got it, okay, nice science based joke.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 2: So that's where we are right now. We've got important
Speaker 2: work ahead of us. We'll be back with more information tomorrow.
Speaker 2: We will capture the g
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