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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast Mini.

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Speaker 2: We have got Woodi's believe it or Not now, before

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Speaker 2: you play your opener, Woods, Before you play your opener,

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Speaker 2: I'd like to put on that I won last week.

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Speaker 2: I managed to spot the truth through a poorly woven

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Speaker 2: lie about a monkey taking a picture of his penis.

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Speaker 1: Twenty year old Malaysian man had his phone style when

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Speaker 1: he was asleep. He wakes up at the back of

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Speaker 1: his house. He finds the phone sees a whole bunch

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Speaker 1: of photos of a monkey. It is the first ever

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Speaker 1: known and recorded example of an animal taking a dick pic.

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Speaker 1: I think that's gotta be fake. Had to be fake.

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Speaker 2: Tell me that's fake.

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Speaker 1: It's a fake story. Yeah, it's devastating. I have spent

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Speaker 1: the last seven days writing my stories for this week.

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Speaker 1: It's time for Believe or Not. So the game is simple.

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Speaker 1: I bring up stories or facts, some of are real,

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Speaker 1: some of them fake. You have to guess if they

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Speaker 1: are real or fake. Do we have time to do

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Speaker 1: one before the song? Will? Sure? Okay? Amazing? Today we

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Speaker 1: are doing things that celebrities have spent their cash on.

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Speaker 1: Oh good.

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Speaker 2: So this means you can't use exotic foreign names you've

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Speaker 2: used previously, which I found out last time. He was

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Speaker 2: poaching real foreign names from other stories and then replacing

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Speaker 2: them in the story to swindle me.

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Speaker 1: That's how hard I work, mate, That is how hard

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Speaker 1: I work.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what what's.

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Speaker 1: The biggest thing of my week? All right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: This one's on Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson once saw a

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Speaker 1: bloke on the street who we thought looked like him.

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Speaker 1: It's like a doppelganger. He paid the bloke three hundred

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars to legally change his name to Mini Mike.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Now, Mike Tyson, as we all know,

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Speaker 2: is an absolute nut job and lost I think a

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Speaker 2: lot of money over the journey.

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Speaker 1: Would he have paid three hundred thousand dollars for someone

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Speaker 1: to legally change their name to Mini Mike?

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Speaker 2: He would have been paid a lot.

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Speaker 1: Of money Mike Tyson. Yes, oh yeah, yeah, huge. He's

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Speaker 1: made it back, by the way. He owns a very

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Speaker 1: successful cannabis business. Oh that's right. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But would he go up to somebody and ask him

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Speaker 2: to change their name? He lost three hundred million?

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Speaker 1: Wow, gee whiz? Would he go up to.

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Speaker 2: Someone and change it? Well, if you lost three hundred million. Sure,

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Speaker 2: I think it's true.

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Speaker 1: I'm up to a great start.

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Speaker 2: You can see that would have been true.

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Speaker 1: He has spent two point three million dollars on a

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Speaker 1: bath made of gold. Wow, so he's a big spin Anyway,

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Speaker 1: up next, we have more of that to believe it

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Speaker 1: or not.

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Speaker 2: Everyone does a flip of the coin that one.

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Speaker 1: I'm up to a good start, off to a very

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Speaker 1: good start.

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Speaker 2: I think it's just proving that the game is almost unbeatable.

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Speaker 2: I was lucky last week. You're you're the dealer at

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Speaker 2: the casino, you're the casino.

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Speaker 1: Just gum, it's time believe. He's got some weet fact story,

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Speaker 1: some of.

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Speaker 2: Them a real.

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Speaker 1: Alrighty one nil up, this is best of five, first

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Speaker 1: to three. Here we go. Today we are doing things

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Speaker 1: that celebrities have blown their cash on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not my strong suit as well. Yeah, celebrities strong

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Speaker 2: my strong suit.

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Speaker 1: But you know, you should be able to tell no, no, no.

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Speaker 2: I shouldn't be able to tell. I think that's important here. Well,

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Speaker 2: I'm the drunk guy that rocked up at a casino

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Speaker 2: table at one hundred at five o'clock in the morning table,

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Speaker 2: and you're the very sober croupier who's just rocked up

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Speaker 2: and spotted a fish.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what a croupier is, but if it's

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Speaker 1: destroying you, then I'm up for it. All right. Here's one.

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Speaker 1: This one's about Madonna Madge. She's got some cash she

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Speaker 1: once bought. This is for an unconfirmed amount, to be fair,

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Speaker 1: but she once bought Elvis's left testicle, which she keeps

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Speaker 1: in a jar in her house.

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Speaker 2: Is what I hate about this game, because, like, you know,

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Speaker 2: left I say that that's real, m, then I'm going

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Speaker 2: to say it's real, and then afterwards you're gonna go,

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Speaker 2: I can't believe you thought that was real. He brought

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Speaker 2: a testicle. That's what everyone's going to do. I can't

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Speaker 2: believe me saying that. Say it's fake, then stop talking

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Speaker 2: to me like you're carry Ane Kennedy, Like, just you don't.

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Speaker 2: You don't instantly become a wanker as soon as this

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Speaker 2: segment starts, but you do?

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Speaker 1: You call Kenny absolutely, Oh my goodness, we love cack

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Speaker 1: on this show. Did Madonna buy Elvis's left testicle, which

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Speaker 1: she keeps in a jar? She's weird.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's true. I think it's fake.

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Speaker 1: That is fake.

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Speaker 2: Myself, save myself?

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Speaker 1: Right one?

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Speaker 2: Or gee? It's best of three? Am I one win

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Speaker 2: away from a win?

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Speaker 1: No? No, no, it's best to five. I think something.

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Speaker 1: It's best of three. It's best to three. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: I'm to produce best three. You're just worried that I could.

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Speaker 2: Close out another one. I'm going to close out another.

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Speaker 1: One for a week.

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Speaker 2: The finale.

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Speaker 1: Don't look at it. It's the You know we're gonna

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Speaker 1: go to Travick.

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Speaker 2: You know you know we do.

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Speaker 1: I won't do it. I won't, buddy, Why do we?

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Speaker 2: We can do the other one on the other side

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Speaker 2: of I can't believe that you've run the clockdown with

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Speaker 2: you your crapchat. Sorry mate, but you.

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Speaker 1: You carry at kiddling me a little while ago.

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Speaker 2: Just get into it.

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Speaker 1: There we go, all right, So this is it? This

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Speaker 1: is it. I gotta pick your favorite one now, all right?

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Speaker 1: There we go.

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Speaker 2: God, this would be an absolute another's another wild victory,

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Speaker 2: another wild victory for the boy that nobody wanted. Here

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Speaker 2: we go.

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Speaker 1: Everyone loves the guy.

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Speaker 2: I'm about to walk out of the tens of thousands

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Speaker 2: of dollars.

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Speaker 1: Everyone can go to the chant house with me. Alight,

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Speaker 1: let's do it Kanye West? Oh God, yeah, okay, it's

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Speaker 1: the story about he's got a He once paid over

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Speaker 1: two thousand dollars for a first class seat on a

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Speaker 1: plane for his spirit.

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Speaker 2: That's so Kanye West, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: So it's just an empty seat on a plane.

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Speaker 2: So Kanye West, and he's just so Kanye West. We

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Speaker 2: all know. That's what. How much did he pay for it?

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Speaker 1: Over two thousand dollars?

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Speaker 2: Two thousand dollars absolutely chump change for him.

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Speaker 1: So he chose to do a first class seat though?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but it's chump change for him. It's Kanye West,

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Speaker 2: like two thousand dollars. Think about it? Because he is

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Speaker 2: he worth billions?

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Speaker 1: Kanye Yeah, he produces music. I don't think he's worth billions,

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Speaker 1: but he's worth hundreds of million.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be like, yeah, honestly, I think it'd be

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Speaker 2: like buying another fifty dollars train ticket.

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Speaker 1: But what moron just buys from an empty seat on a.

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Speaker 2: It's true, it's very Kanye. I think you're bluffing me.

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Speaker 2: I think it's fake.

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Speaker 1: Yes, does to go.

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Speaker 2: Wow? I hate this The Wolf for the will of

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Speaker 2: wall Stream.

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