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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast. Menis, but when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about edible things, so things which obviously not

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Speaker 2: just edible, but have a practical use as well as

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Speaker 2: being edible, which, as I described before, about as useful

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Speaker 2: as a bo flavored lollipop. Now, Woods, what we want

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Speaker 2: to do is, you're actually into these things. I surprise

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Speaker 2: me as well. You're a sucker for a gimmick and

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Speaker 2: you always have been.

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Speaker 1: The Japanese have brought out an edible face mask. It's

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Speaker 1: a beautiful melon bread melon pan bread that you wear

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Speaker 1: on your face.

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Speaker 2: I mean it just looks it looks awful. It looks

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Speaker 2: like you know what it looks like. It looks like

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Speaker 2: when you used to cut up a mango as a

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Speaker 2: kid and you can't do it, and your parents would

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Speaker 2: criss cross it and then fold it inside out and

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Speaker 2: then stick that on your face.

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Speaker 1: I get it looks a bit average, But here's a thing.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine catching the train home from work, You've

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Speaker 1: been wearing the face mask all day. You're a little

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Speaker 1: bit hungry on your way home from work, and you

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Speaker 1: eat your face mask like that. It's I can't.

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Speaker 2: Think of anything worse than eating the thing that I've

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Speaker 2: been breathing into all day that's been protecting me from

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Speaker 2: a deadly pathogen something.

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Speaker 1: It's your breath. It's fine.

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Speaker 2: The virus isn't mine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. You do have me there.

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Speaker 2: Perfect. I'll tell you what. I didn't get the virus

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Speaker 2: because my mask blocked it. But what I will do

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Speaker 2: it I'll eat the thing which is blocked it.

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Speaker 1: You could wash it down.

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Speaker 2: It hasn't gold, it doesn't got me in the airways.

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Speaker 2: See if you can get me in the gut, spray

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Speaker 2: it down. Perfect. What better way to get COVID than

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Speaker 2: eat the thing that's protecting you.

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Speaker 1: No, now, let's get into it.

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Speaker 2: Because I've said to you that you're into these edible,

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Speaker 2: practical things. I've got a minute long clock. What a

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Speaker 2: minute long clock? You've got a list of items. You

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Speaker 2: know you're going to try and fire these at me,

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Speaker 2: but you but I have to give you one that

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Speaker 2: I think is going to be any good.

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Speaker 1: Now, you don't have to give me one. Just promise

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Speaker 1: me if I say one that you actually think. Wow,

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Speaker 1: you've you've nailed it, You've nailed the game. Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: you're going to be. But I'll tell you if it's okay,

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Speaker 1: that's the that's the best I'm going to get. It's okay, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'll take it. There's no right, it's all the validation

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Speaker 1: I know.

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Speaker 2: No world. I tell you you've nowled the game, because it

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Speaker 2: doesn't work like that. I got two minute clock apparently,

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Speaker 2: if that's if that's what you're after, we can have

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Speaker 2: two or one whatever the amount of options. What do

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Speaker 2: you want me to how much time do you need?

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Speaker 2: Two minutes?

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Speaker 1: I've got a lot of ideas, but they slowly get

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Speaker 1: worse and worse.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't tell me that. That's the worst thing you

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Speaker 2: possibly could.

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Speaker 1: Have say around my bluffing? Am I saving the best?

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Speaker 2: Do you want it? A minute or two minutes? Just

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Speaker 2: make the decisions.

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Speaker 1: I'm probably on air poker, and just tell me how

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Speaker 1: I probably only need a minute?

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Speaker 2: Okay, a minute? All right, we've got a minute clock.

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Speaker 2: Good decision. We're going to give it to you anyway.

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Speaker 1: Maybe there's a trigger clause in there. There might be

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Speaker 1: a trigger clause now all right, okay, So the perfect breakfast,

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Speaker 1: in my opinion, is when you're doing it while reading

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Speaker 1: the newspaper. Boom, there it is edible newspaper. You buy

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Speaker 1: your newspaper, all your news is printed on it. When

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Speaker 1: you finish the page, you put it in your gob

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Speaker 1: almost like a pastry, like a flavored pastry, and that's

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Speaker 1: your newspaper. What do you think?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Obviously okay, perfect? Okay? What's people getting divorces these days?

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Speaker 1: Aren't they will? Fifty percent people are geting divorced. How

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Speaker 1: about this hard candy wedding rings when you want to

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Speaker 1: have it? Okay, fair enough, Okay, here's another one. Will

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Speaker 1: when you have a baby, you buy baby car seats?

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Speaker 1: As soon as those kids grow up, I don't need

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Speaker 1: that car seat. Edible baby car seats? Okay?

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Speaker 2: What's it made out of it? This isn't safe at all?

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Speaker 1: Very hard chocolate? Okay, okay, what about this? Cots slowly

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Speaker 1: eat them.

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Speaker 2: Up?

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Speaker 1: Okay. What about towels? Okay, so as you dry yourself,

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Speaker 1: the water combined crumpet, so you like crumpet crump a towel.

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Speaker 1: Train handles, so you know, when you catch public transport,

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Speaker 1: a lot of issues you handle gets a bit dirty.

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Speaker 1: What if it was just made offerol it's not really

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Speaker 1: past you with cream in it. Ye. So what if

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Speaker 1: that was the handle on a train? You pulled it,

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Speaker 1: you break it off, you eat it on your way

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Speaker 1: into work.

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Speaker 2: If you squeeze it, you'd get cream all over.

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Speaker 1: Everybodysic eggs on the train. That wouldn't it classic? A

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Speaker 1: bit of a laugh on you to work. Get more

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Speaker 1: of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to