Speaker 1: Got anything good.
Speaker 2: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: There is a full moon right now, which feels appropriate
Speaker 3: for today. Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetlejuice. We're taking a
Speaker 3: load of you te beetle juice tonight, dinner, drinks beforehand,
Speaker 3: and then close up Magic Jack post becomes beetle Jack
Speaker 3: working the room. How are you feeling? It's like twelve
Speaker 3: hours from now.
Speaker 4: Actually felt good coming into today. And then Locky, our
Speaker 4: audio producer who wears the hot pants. I thought I
Speaker 4: would do a trick on him before the show started.
Speaker 3: I'm not being funny. Even if David Blame was hanging
Speaker 3: around at half five, I'm going to get out my face.
Speaker 3: I've just come into work. I need a cup of tea.
Speaker 3: They're not going to give you anything, especially unless you're
Speaker 3: talking formula one to him.
Speaker 4: He doesn't really get yeah, but I was my fault.
Speaker 4: I got only fifty percent of the trick right, so
Speaker 4: I'm only halfway there. By big close Jack.
Speaker 3: You're fifty percent there. There's two ways to see that
Speaker 3: you're halfway there. To get the trick right hours five
Speaker 3: percent every half an hour an hour by lunchtime. You're
Speaker 3: good to go. That's life, steady game. What have we
Speaker 3: got We're we're sick twelve hours away from showtime.
Speaker 4: That's plenty of time.
Speaker 3: By the way, did you notice yesterday we were saying, like,
Speaker 3: so we're making the listeners at five o'clock, okay, dinner
Speaker 3: and drinks, and then we're leaving at half six to
Speaker 3: walk them across the road for more dinner and drinks.
Speaker 3: I don't think they need more dinner and sp anyway,
Speaker 3: apparently more dinner and drinks and photos, and then we
Speaker 3: will go and see the show. And we're saying, what
Speaker 3: point do you start doing the magic? And we've got
Speaker 3: a couple of drinks that are warmed up, katy think.
Speaker 3: And then we went to what tim roughly that Kenny
Speaker 3: goes five forty, which is such a precise five point
Speaker 3: forty five, I understand, or half.
Speaker 4: Rounded up or.
Speaker 3: Just got half passed all call to, but five forty.
Speaker 4: At five point thirty eight exactly set off the smoke bomb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so maybe at five point thirty two you go
Speaker 3: and get changed, so you're good for that five stage.
Speaker 4: I'm still mingling with everyone beforehand, Or does that give
Speaker 4: away a little bit if.
Speaker 3: You're hiding for forty minutes, but they see you hiding
Speaker 3: in the toilets, which is what you do a lot
Speaker 3: of those anyways. But when you crap, besil crap, beetil crap.
Speaker 4: If you're going to see David Copperfield, it's not like
Speaker 4: he comes out and mingles with you.
Speaker 3: He doesn't do That is just an excuse to get
Speaker 3: there at five forty. This guy is so good. Wait,
Speaker 3: he's doing tricks, guys, he's a mentalist.
Speaker 4: I just wondered if it ruins a little bit of
Speaker 4: the mistique if I'm walking around in civilian clothes that recommend.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it would would kill the intrigue. I think you.
Speaker 3: We're just glad that you there. Can you read the room?
Speaker 3: I'm through to you for backup or your radio as
Speaker 3: one come on, guys.
Speaker 5: Well yeah looking for you. So I don't know. I
Speaker 5: don't know.
Speaker 4: But then bang, like when they sing in Bang.
Speaker 6: I think like this, if we want to build momentum,
Speaker 6: yeah that's it. We do need to keep you sort of.
Speaker 3: He's got three shabby tricks. One of them fell apart
Speaker 3: our five this morning. Okay, we'll all win the world.
Speaker 3: We're not going to get Oh my god, where my
Speaker 3: trouser's gone? I'm done. I'm jack Post. Thank you for coming.
Speaker 3: Everyone like and subscribe my magic videos. We're not going
Speaker 3: to get that, all right. So you've got two choices, yep,
Speaker 3: if you want to stay away from them, so you
Speaker 3: get the big reveal, which is part of you seen
Speaker 3: that movie? Is it the Prestige? Yes? They talk about this,
Speaker 3: don't they a lot? You know? So maybe we do
Speaker 3: want to build up. So are you just going to
Speaker 3: turn up? Oh?
Speaker 4: You will have to find some back entrance for me.
Speaker 4: I'll come through the back hiding the toy.
Speaker 3: And the person that knows this place inside out is
Speaker 3: Caitlin Champagne. Problems does it have? I know we're down
Speaker 3: a lane way.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we are down a lane way too.
Speaker 7: Actually, so you've got the back entrance and the front entrance.
Speaker 3: But I would like you Jackie boy, can come in
Speaker 3: through the back door then yeah.
Speaker 7: Well, I mean you could if you wanted, But then
Speaker 7: you have to go past all the other civilians that
Speaker 7: are there.
Speaker 3: Just for their villains. They're called listeners. All the other civilians.
Speaker 3: I just need to know what are you were pushing you?
Speaker 3: One of the civilians when they talk about casualties of war.
Speaker 3: I know we're at breakfast war. Come on, so the
Speaker 3: boss talks about the breakfast war. Casualties canatural damage if
Speaker 3: a you casualties die tonight in the Magic Trick.
Speaker 5: You mean other.
Speaker 6: Customers, Yeah, customers, listeners, friends, that people in the venue.
Speaker 3: There aren't going to be muggles. There are like people
Speaker 3: going out for a date night. Then suddenly a radio
Speaker 3: show starts private.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well we have a private part of the venue.
Speaker 5: So it's private part.
Speaker 3: We have this lifetime and they were like grumpy people there,
Speaker 3: just trying to have like a bit tweet and then
Speaker 3: we're there suddenly some guys coming out of the toilets
Speaker 3: doing much spirity. People could be either you know, having
Speaker 3: a first day or breaking up, and there's like that
Speaker 3: guy's actually pretty good, a guy from the Harblane here.
Speaker 3: It didn't pay his mum. Oh this is different than
Speaker 3: well no, so it's other people. They're eating innocently, is
Speaker 3: of course private part of the restaurant, can you Well,
Speaker 3: that's what the stations would do, and Jackie O would
Speaker 3: just have the whole place. They had the whole beach.
Speaker 3: A couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 4: For my twenty first birthday, I was able to get
Speaker 4: a private race.
Speaker 3: My daughter's eighteen. They've got a private room done a
Speaker 3: lame way.
Speaker 7: We wanted to be nice and intimate with our listeners.
Speaker 3: We don't want to have it was more intimate than
Speaker 3: just randos there.
Speaker 7: Well we don't want Yeah, so we've just got to
Speaker 7: cut off bit.
Speaker 5: That is ours.
Speaker 3: How does it cut off? Is a velvet rope?
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a velvet police tape or.
Speaker 4: Something civilians behind the police tape.
Speaker 3: So let's go back to then issury question. Then, so
Speaker 3: what is Jack? Jack can come in past U civillions.
Speaker 4: Conny, of course you can.
Speaker 7: You can come in whatever way you want. I think
Speaker 7: the most dramatic and the most impact would probably be
Speaker 7: through the front door where our location is.
Speaker 3: So maybe you do turn up at five forty in character.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm already in. I'm the beetle out yet
Speaker 4: with the top hat. You set the smoke bomb off
Speaker 4: at the front door, and.
Speaker 3: You text okay, the modern way of setting up trips Hudini.
Speaker 3: How did he do it? Yeah? Then there was no
Speaker 3: you text RhI and I will start the smoke machine.
Speaker 3: Then people are like, wait, what's happening? And then we
Speaker 3: go beatle Jack won't appear unless he hears his special
Speaker 3: you know, call signs a great Jack's Jack beach all
Speaker 3: Jack and the people and they go. Now they're chanting,
Speaker 3: what is this a cult? Jack? Suddenly at five forty
Speaker 3: you then Brian, I love it.
Speaker 4: I reckon that's the best reveal.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's do. It's not a gender reveal, it's a
Speaker 3: magician reveal.
Speaker 2: Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Heavy Tuesday, we asked you, how was your day yesterday?
Speaker 3: How did you start the week? Were you a Monday
Speaker 3: winner or loser? Tell us which way you are? Text me,
Speaker 3: oh four seven five O three one o four three, Patsy,
Speaker 3: what's it for you?
Speaker 5: I'm a loser again.
Speaker 6: I'm afraid, or rather the person who insists every Monday.
Speaker 6: I don't know who they're visiting in the end of
Speaker 6: our court, but they're the loser because they insist.
Speaker 5: And I don't know if this is illegal? Are you
Speaker 5: telling me they insist insist every single Monday afternoon.
Speaker 6: They will park directly opposite out like at the foot
Speaker 6: of our driveway, but on the other side. Makes sense,
Speaker 6: perhaps see all the peraps. I don't know who it is.
Speaker 4: But on the other side of the road.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but.
Speaker 3: No, but they insist on parking the other side of
Speaker 3: the road. The story is it's.
Speaker 8: Directly adjacent, like directly parallel.
Speaker 3: To so when you're reversing out, it's an.
Speaker 4: Like if if the street is full, you're allowed to park.
Speaker 3: It's available empty spaces where they heaps they should be
Speaker 3: getting out the way of your reversing line.
Speaker 5: It's just a silly place to park.
Speaker 6: And our streets not that like it's quite narrow because
Speaker 6: it narrows coming down to.
Speaker 3: The end of the court and you're another way. You're
Speaker 3: talking a court. It's like a whole.
Speaker 6: Bouquet just got tight.
Speaker 3: Don't live on a road like you Christian in a
Speaker 3: court and you're just about find a palace in a court.
Speaker 6: As you reverse, you nearly have to kind of reverse
Speaker 6: up onto your front yard.
Speaker 3: Because you've got that water feature out the front, haven't you.
Speaker 5: And the big line.
Speaker 3: Remember the meditation guarded things Bogan takes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, some kind of water features, some kind of water
Speaker 4: feed at the back.
Speaker 3: Now wakes that where the chicks are.
Speaker 6: I wish I had chooks, but it's really annoying me.
Speaker 6: And I'm not sure if it's legal to park parallel
Speaker 6: so close to someone's driveway because it near on is
Speaker 6: impossible to back out of the driveway.
Speaker 5: And I'm good, but it's only once a week, once
Speaker 5: a week, on a Monday, visiting.
Speaker 6: So I wonder if someone's you know, getting a visitor
Speaker 6: on a Monday.
Speaker 4: Once a week, if maybe.
Speaker 6: Have I just blown someone's wrong?
Speaker 3: Right choice of words? It's not for us to say, actually,
Speaker 3: I mean to they, does anyone listen to this show
Speaker 3: in your caught They're going to love you speculating that
Speaker 3: the peoplecross the road having some afternoon tonight, but only
Speaker 3: on a Monday afternoon. I don't let's just take it easy.
Speaker 3: If we are going to have this affair, let's just
Speaker 3: do it once a week thing.
Speaker 6: So I need to get a set of binoculars and
Speaker 6: do your trick Christian and stand behind.
Speaker 3: My buy notes to take you to another level. The
Speaker 3: joy is just that I go and make a cup
Speaker 3: of tea, and then I just go and stand there
Speaker 3: peering through the blinds. And I've got these blinds. My
Speaker 3: favorite thing about them is I can open them or
Speaker 3: close them.
Speaker 4: But you don't have binoculars to you no, because that's
Speaker 4: actually where it goes from being just a concerned neighbor
Speaker 4: to crazy behavior.
Speaker 3: Get out of it.
Speaker 5: Anyway. It's annoying me.
Speaker 6: And I'm not sure if it's illegal to park that
Speaker 6: close directly parallel to someone's I'm.
Speaker 3: Willing to drive away. Bet that the actual distance is
Speaker 3: several meters.
Speaker 6: It's not very far. It would be i'd reckon it
Speaker 6: be lucky to be three meters.
Speaker 3: Okay, jackie boy, you Monday winter a loser, big winner.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, guys, I had a scissor lift in my backyard
Speaker 4: trimming these neighbors trees that I told you about last week.
Speaker 3: Oh the joy? What is this? Boys with toys?
Speaker 4: I've never been in a sizzle lift, and I rode
Speaker 4: one for the first time yesterday and it was so
Speaker 4: much fun. I'm not sure if you're technically you meant
Speaker 4: to have someone trained trained operating it.
Speaker 3: You know, they go up and down and then there's height.
Speaker 4: There, and so the guy from the highplace boarded over.
Speaker 4: But he was just like, Okay, press this button and
Speaker 4: go up, press that button to go down.
Speaker 3: So can just anyone just go and higher one there?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Well then I was.
Speaker 3: Like safety, like being clipped onto it and stuff like
Speaker 3: that in case you tripped.
Speaker 4: No, you weren't clipped in. It's got a cage around
Speaker 4: it so you don't fall out. You're not clipped in
Speaker 4: and were using.
Speaker 3: Like you weren't using the chain saw up though something
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, bigger, poor polse so but you could easily drop
Speaker 4: that way chainsaw on the end of it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is only in Australia. How can
Speaker 3: this be? Okay? There were so many rules and regulation
Speaker 3: about permits. We don't need them about. But you can't
Speaker 3: just get it up in the air with a sword.
Speaker 4: The tree is so tall you have to but you get.
Speaker 3: The experts to do that. They have all the gear,
Speaker 3: they have the chainsaws, like strapped. I don't know.
Speaker 4: They gave it to me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, So were you lopping the tree branches?
Speaker 4: I was just trimming, just getting it a trim. Wasn't
Speaker 4: bringing a whole tree down?
Speaker 3: And then how are you stopping this fall to the
Speaker 3: ground and injuring anybody?
Speaker 4: Just say don't no one stand underneath?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, don't stand underneath.
Speaker 4: And because my son was there, he's only three, so
Speaker 4: there was a big strong.
Speaker 3: He was up the Percy operating the stop Go.
Speaker 4: He was, I'll tell you what, loving every bit of
Speaker 4: having a big machine in the backyard.
Speaker 3: Saying that young boy's life so far, Christmas.
Speaker 4: Had come early for him. So he got home from
Speaker 4: daycare and I was already up there. So I was
Speaker 4: waving to him from the top of.
Speaker 3: The Oh my god, the dad points you were going
Speaker 3: to duds up in the air.
Speaker 4: He couldn't believe it. And then of course, like he did,
Speaker 4: want to stand under it, but the tree branches were
Speaker 4: coming down, so we had to keep him far away.
Speaker 4: And then as a little treat right at the end,
Speaker 4: at the end, I took him a small height up
Speaker 4: and this is a lift, and then back down again.
Speaker 3: He would have been scribing every suit.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, I work for an arborist company. We need to
Speaker 3: have done a certificate to legally operate a scissor lift.
Speaker 3: A work safe license may be required to operate them
Speaker 3: as well. I'm not sure how this apply is too
Speaker 3: personal and private work somebody else. Morning, guys, you definitely
Speaker 3: need an EWP license. Elevated working platform. There's a license
Speaker 3: for an elevated working platform.
Speaker 4: You'll probably only need an EWP if you're doing work
Speaker 4: at somebody else's property. If you're doing it in your
Speaker 4: own backyard, I think you're all right.
Speaker 3: But that's like saying, you know, you can just do
Speaker 3: operations in your own backyard. I think safety is safety,
Speaker 3: whether you're in your backyard or anywhere else. All right, yesterday,
Speaker 3: this weather we're having at the moment, I heard you,
Speaker 3: Patsy say at six o'clock, is that right? Twenty one
Speaker 3: degree today?
Speaker 5: Yeah, twenty two to day.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful weather. It's a real it feels like summer
Speaker 3: is still here. I know we're in in autumn. Do
Speaker 3: you know the official start date of winter? By the
Speaker 3: way I googled it, yesterday, you'll be June one, Well done?
Speaker 3: When does it end September one?
Speaker 5: Three months later?
Speaker 3: No, it starts, autumn starts. Sorry, winter starts on September
Speaker 3: one till the end of no very Yes. Yeah, So
Speaker 3: yesterday I went to the gym and then I was
Speaker 3: I was driving along the bay. It looks so beautiful,
Speaker 3: like a mill pond. Yesterday I thought, you know, I'm
Speaker 3: going to get into the sea. I didn't have my bathes,
Speaker 3: so I just I guess the kids call this raw
Speaker 3: dog in it.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: I marched in my gym gear down to the beach,
Speaker 3: stripped off to my boxes right, uniglow aurism, and just
Speaker 3: got straight. And so I thought, if I think about this,
Speaker 3: I won't do it. She said, is that even legal?
Speaker 3: People thinking that you were a guy in distress or
Speaker 3: like someone's out a bad show.
Speaker 4: It looks like you're rescuing somebody.
Speaker 3: Well, there was no one to be rescued, because I
Speaker 3: tell you what, no one else was in the ocean.
Speaker 3: You said, because it is fresh. It was fresh. And
Speaker 3: then there's a guy just in his boxes.
Speaker 4: That is alarming.
Speaker 3: Yeah tell you what, though, So I set my time.
Speaker 3: I did five minutes, and I felt great when I
Speaker 3: came out, and then lay a little dog like a
Speaker 3: little doggie on the sand to dry off. My wife
Speaker 3: rang me, because we've got that life three six. So
Speaker 3: she went, Chris, are you okay? It looks like you're
Speaker 3: done by the ocean for the last forty five minutes.
Speaker 3: I went, oh, yeah, She goes, I thought you were
Speaker 3: going to the gym. I just got into the sea.
Speaker 3: She went, oh, I didn't know you had to go.
Speaker 3: You get with you and I didn't. I just went
Speaker 3: in in my underwear and she was like, is that
Speaker 3: is that technically like indecent exposure? I went, no, it's
Speaker 3: not really, I'm not naked. Yes, well people shouldn't be
Speaker 3: spying on me.
Speaker 4: Oh wait wait are you then? So when you get
Speaker 4: out your shopping, went lying on the sand without a towel.
Speaker 3: Luckily you had a town my gym towel. So I
Speaker 3: just laid out and dried out for twenty minutes after
Speaker 3: standing my jocks. If you're so rocked the Unigo all rhythms,
Speaker 3: that's whey they are. I will say this, real thin,
Speaker 3: real thin. They are contouring even as I look down
Speaker 3: in awe, it's contouring.
Speaker 4: Especially wet.
Speaker 3: Not just that I pointed at the sun. I pointed
Speaker 3: myself at the sun, so it's like your kind of sundar. Really,
Speaker 3: as I was trying off.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Come on in torough Linton, Christian, I tell you one thing.
Speaker 3: Bogan's love swimming at the beach in their underwear. Have
Speaker 3: I just done my most Bogan thing. I'm a week
Speaker 3: away from seven years in Australia. I've finally become boganized.
Speaker 3: Swimming in my underwear at the beach and thinking it's
Speaker 3: a normal thing to do on a Monday afternoon.
Speaker 4: The swim is one thing. The lying out to dry
Speaker 4: on the sand inst your underwear is another.
Speaker 3: And just what other people who just instantly walking the
Speaker 3: dog see a guy walk across the sand, not in
Speaker 3: kind of beach where strip and then just walk into
Speaker 3: the sea. That's the guy with a lot going on
Speaker 3: to be honest?
Speaker 4: Did you find be honest? As you're lying back on
Speaker 4: the center going out, did you find people were taking
Speaker 4: a wide berth around you?
Speaker 3: No, because they keep saying the uniglow box of breeze
Speaker 3: look like swim trunks rio you know the allism range.
Speaker 3: Allism range is a very snug and I look like
Speaker 3: an Olympic swimmer. Was just getting in to do some
Speaker 3: laps in nature's cold plunge.
Speaker 5: I just hope they won't say through who has seat?
Speaker 3: They are contours, They're contur aren't they re? Stop? Can
Speaker 3: you stop showing yours? It's indecent? Actually, what do I
Speaker 3: want to I showed mine at the beach. Hey listen, ladies,
Speaker 3: I'm back down the two o'clock Come see the show.
Speaker 3: Come hear the show, Come see the show two o'clock,
Speaker 3: Sandy Beach. All right, what too? What are things Bogans love?
Speaker 3: In the news over the weekend was the fact that
Speaker 3: there was a brawl at a Tina Arena show. And still,
Speaker 3: of course Bogans love Tina Arena. Another thing bog is
Speaker 3: love is brawls, whether it's mid flight or clashing with reporters.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter where. They love to have a fight
Speaker 3: mid brawl. It can be a mid flight brawl, or
Speaker 3: it can be clashing with reporters or at a Tina
Speaker 3: Arena show. Tina herself did not.
Speaker 7: Like it, ladies, And if good, please just have some
Speaker 7: calm in this fall.
Speaker 2: I would really really appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Created if youve hears something.
Speaker 7: That needs to be discussed, we please be able to
Speaker 7: do it outside.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, take it outside please.
Speaker 5: I won't convince the show on tours is that they.
Speaker 3: Stay calm things Boker's love. Let's take it outside, taking
Speaker 3: it outside inside anywhere? Twenty four to seven scraps, I'll.
Speaker 4: See you in the car park.
Speaker 3: Isn't a way of diffusing this? And then this was
Speaker 3: this is actually from the what was going on the
Speaker 3: frack are.
Speaker 2: What is happening here?
Speaker 3: Things Boguns love their dads. This is insane. W w E.
Speaker 5: I wonder what started it?
Speaker 3: Someone having a pop at someone's dad. I'm only in Australia.
Speaker 3: I love it. Not just that you seen pay Kitless
Speaker 3: has got on her feet. She's so happy, just grab
Speaker 3: a cher. She came in to say we've got this
Speaker 3: audio and I was like, my god, it's shocking. It's
Speaker 3: so good, so good. All right, let's try and form
Speaker 3: the power rankings. Things Bogans love their dads. Tina Arena
Speaker 3: another thing. We all love this place where the Bogans
Speaker 3: already loved the place. DFO. Yeah, and I love we
Speaker 3: all love but Bogans really, I mean they are that's
Speaker 3: a core audience they love a DFO also links effect
Speaker 3: as well. If you look at who is still supporting
Speaker 3: the Lynx brand ninety Patsy, what do you think Bogans love?
Speaker 6: Well, definitely novelty barbecue aprons. You go over to someone's
Speaker 6: place and they've got you know, the aprons.
Speaker 3: With the slogan.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I bet your husband has a novel, doesn't.
Speaker 8: Yehsolutely not, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: I just resumed that. Yeah, well worn as well well
Speaker 3: worn you think you know.
Speaker 5: Surprise this and the other thing.
Speaker 6: I guess that makes our house Boganvillia because we just
Speaker 6: have the saucers parked in the middle of the kitchen
Speaker 6: table like they don't go in the pantry. They just
Speaker 6: live on the table because we use them every night.
Speaker 6: You've got your barbecue sauce, your tomato sauce.
Speaker 3: The condiments stay out. I mean, it's okay if you're
Speaker 3: a truck stop cafee.
Speaker 4: Doll not on tables.
Speaker 5: Sometimes we even get fancy.
Speaker 8: We've got mint sauce for the Sunday roads.
Speaker 6: The rest are like tomato barbecue, just your usual stayples
Speaker 6: every night.
Speaker 3: But they stay out permanently. Yep.
Speaker 5: No point putting them in the cupboard.
Speaker 3: You just got to get them out of something, out
Speaker 3: of the castle. No point doing them in the cupboard.
Speaker 3: Jackie boy, what do you think.
Speaker 4: I've gone for the above ground pool? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 4: and aggressive borderline illegal dog breeds.
Speaker 3: The attack dogs.
Speaker 4: They're pulling on the and they still say, don't worry.
Speaker 3: He's yeah, yeah, yeah, don't show fair, Get back, tyson,
Speaker 3: get back, tyson. What do you think by what it?
Speaker 3: Bogans love, give us a called thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connor's show. What are the Things Bogans Love? James
Speaker 3: Ralph Christian Bogan's love are prepaid Christmas hampers.
Speaker 4: We used to get. See a lot of these things
Speaker 4: are making you realize we were more Bogan than I thought.
Speaker 4: Crying up, But I don't.
Speaker 3: Really think we're judging Bogans right, because to be honest,
Speaker 3: I if you, as a choice been hanging out with
Speaker 3: a hipster or hanging out with producer Kaitlin, I go
Speaker 3: producer Kaitlin every time, because Bogans have more fun in life.
Speaker 3: Christian Bogans love arguing over middle school sports details in
Speaker 3: Facebook comments section. Yeah about the Brisbane Broncos Kelly, that's
Speaker 3: very good. Motor racing. And energy drinks. Yeah, they love
Speaker 3: energrinks in very oversized cans. Yes. When I come in
Speaker 3: the morning, someone you see the people see massive life
Speaker 3: two liter energy drink cans and they've got them this
Speaker 3: shiny shot of coffee. It's too much energy. And then
Speaker 3: in the big old soups up V eight you as well,
Speaker 3: it's just too much going on at like five am
Speaker 3: it down in the pin going. You really want to
Speaker 3: get to work wherever this guy works. I was getting
Speaker 3: there super quick. Parachute material tracksuit pants.
Speaker 5: Lipa was selling those as part of a merchant concept.
Speaker 3: Things Bogans. I loved you a Lipa. All right, let
Speaker 3: us know that. Let's take some calls right now, Lisa,
Speaker 3: Good morning, morning, Lisa, welcome to the show.
Speaker 9: Thank you very much, Lisa, love your show.
Speaker 3: Oh bless you. Thanks for listening. Lisa and Lisa. What
Speaker 3: is bogans love?
Speaker 9: Well, I'm a reformed Bogan and I used to wear moccasins,
Speaker 9: but only inside the house, never outside the house.
Speaker 4: I think Patsy takes them outside.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I go to the mailbox, sometimes, to the bus stop,
Speaker 6: the school pickup.
Speaker 3: Even the milk in moccasins.
Speaker 5: Absolutely wow. If it's after lunchtime, yep.
Speaker 6: If it's after lunchtime, that's effectively nighttime for me, and so.
Speaker 3: That gets over twelve. It's now officially nighttime in the
Speaker 3: middle of the day.
Speaker 4: Yes, you do it at the buster.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I'm in the car. Sometimes I'm out of
Speaker 6: the car, but it's just a bus driver and that's it.
Speaker 4: But you wait for you for your daughter to get
Speaker 4: off the bus for school.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I bet she just go sleeps down and lowers.
Speaker 3: The scene just goes. I'll get off at the next door.
Speaker 3: That's an hour a way. She said, Oh my god,
Speaker 3: she's in a moccasins. Lisa, thank you very much you
Speaker 3: called me. I have a good day.
Speaker 10: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Jimmy the Garbo eyewitness account, you were at the Tina
Speaker 3: Arena show with the fight. No, Yes, I.
Speaker 11: Was, Yes, I was. I was about fifteen rows away
Speaker 11: and I'm seeing all this puzzle game. I'm going to
Speaker 11: go next to me. Hey, there's a bloody fire on.
Speaker 11: This is like a footy mate And I was screaming
Speaker 11: and yelling and it went on for about ten minutes.
Speaker 11: I swim. God, poor Tina. She was devastated. And she's
Speaker 11: such a beautiful singer. She was totally devastated. Yeah, she
Speaker 11: made that speech about ay, come on take it outside.
Speaker 11: One of the ladies. There was two ladies. One walked out,
Speaker 11: everyone's buyed. The other one said on the floor and
Speaker 11: would to move. Security had to pick her up and
Speaker 11: physically walk her out or carry her outs. This is
Speaker 11: Bogansville and it's best in a Tina Arena.
Speaker 3: Next time she's playing I'm there making notes my new
Speaker 3: documentary watching.
Speaker 11: The Bogans, And the last thing she goes, I can't
Speaker 11: believe this has happens, never happened in forty years, and
Speaker 11: I scream out the colon would supporters. They could only
Speaker 11: be coling Wood supporters.
Speaker 3: Seriously, No, I didn't want to sell.
Speaker 11: There's two women, two women, yes, yes, two women, bloid
Speaker 11: all right.
Speaker 4: And then the dad get kicked out as well because.
Speaker 11: Only the women I reckon. The guy just went selada love.
Speaker 11: I'm staying at the concert.
Speaker 2: This is grouse.
Speaker 3: She hasn't done change yet.
Speaker 11: Yeah, oh yeah, absolutely yeah.
Speaker 3: And Jimmy, you had a good time though it sounds
Speaker 3: like yeah, I had.
Speaker 11: A great time. And also I'm a practicing Bogan and
Speaker 11: Bogan's love maypies, kangaroos and hold him car.
Speaker 3: It's a trifectorly trinity. Love it. Jimmy, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Good on the show, mate, Thank you bye. When we
Speaker 3: went to see Elton John Roxford Winery, do you remember
Speaker 3: we saw a fight also between two women, two women
Speaker 3: and Elton jos out beautiful winery.
Speaker 4: Good Winery, a beautiful space and you would not expect
Speaker 4: to do people to punch on.
Speaker 3: Not a kerfuffle, as Jimmy said, there he saw a kerfuffle.
Speaker 3: This was wild hate. This acts wild haymakers, hoax upper cuts.
Speaker 3: It was. It was UFC. But at Roshod Winery it
Speaker 3: was full on two women again.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: One of the things that Bogans love Martin and craigiebow
Speaker 3: and parachute material tracksu pants, motor racing appeal and massive
Speaker 3: energy drinks has got to be massive oversized cans can
Speaker 3: arguing over minscule sport. Details in Facebook comments sections prepaid
Speaker 3: Christmas hampers from James new Ones joining Us, slip and
Speaker 3: slides I love. I used to love the slip side
Speaker 3: as a kid, doing literally anything with a drink in
Speaker 3: one hand. That's right, Christian. It can be kicking a footye,
Speaker 3: mowing the lawn, work in the barbecue, brushing teeth. They
Speaker 3: can all do this with a drink in one hand. Macca,
Speaker 3: is that you absolutely?
Speaker 7: On Mother's Day I was playing backyard cricket with a
Speaker 7: Chardonnay in hand.
Speaker 3: I'm nothing but awe inspect for that.
Speaker 4: Macerels. They gave me another one while I was out
Speaker 4: there during that whole shows. I don't think this is Boguan,
Speaker 4: but and she's from Queensland. But when I go home again,
Speaker 4: we make a day of going to the RSL early
Speaker 4: and playing Keino all day.
Speaker 3: You don't think that's Bogan No, well yeah, I mean.
Speaker 7: We go down.
Speaker 3: Keino Bogo is what they should call it.
Speaker 7: You put fifty bucks on and it's like a dollar
Speaker 7: a game. In Queensland it's ten cents a game. So
Speaker 7: that gives you a whole name.
Speaker 3: What So they have their own currency Bogans, Yes, now
Speaker 3: one of our Melbourne dollars. Oh you're a millionaire around
Speaker 3: these parts.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's really fun because you're playing all.
Speaker 3: Day, you know, Maka. Do you like Bathurst?
Speaker 7: Actually I don't, Oh wow like any of that, but
Speaker 7: I think I have enough other Bogan things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Christian, there's some Stuart Bathurst, man caves, bonfire,
Speaker 3: illegal fireworks, jim Bean cans, Christian Bogus is from Christopher
Speaker 3: Love shower bears as well custom made carts. Yes, Karina,
Speaker 3: that's great. Driving cars registered to different states.
Speaker 4: Observation A car not in the driveway, parked on the
Speaker 4: front lawn that doesn't really run anymore.
Speaker 3: No, it's got no ties and it's rusting. There's like
Speaker 3: grass coming out and the bonnets of that I think
Speaker 3: Bogans have. Christian is tailgating me and the Ford Rangers
Speaker 3: on superb and streets with forty speed limits.
Speaker 2: There's some Richard Christian O'Connell show, Gone podcast.
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Speaker 3: Week Today's Topics. Fund number you need is thirteen fifty
Speaker 3: five twenty two. Rio, I need to know the story
Speaker 3: about your auntie and Clive Palmer hold the front page.
Speaker 3: He's got his trumpet of patriots out.
Speaker 4: I can't believe we've known you for this many years
Speaker 4: and we're only hearing this right shut on gold like that.
Speaker 12: I know I forgot because this auntie is kind of
Speaker 12: I don't know if you have one in your family,
Speaker 12: like a bit of a rogue.
Speaker 3: Everyone has a roguant y.
Speaker 4: Just kind of drifts.
Speaker 12: I couldn't tell you which city she lives in, but
Speaker 12: occasionally she'll pop up at Christmas. I know very little
Speaker 12: about her except that she dated Clive Palmer, I think
Speaker 12: in the ninth.
Speaker 3: And Honor Watch an Honor and that's before he got
Speaker 3: into his trumpet Patriots for quite.
Speaker 12: A few years, but then no longer together, which is
Speaker 12: very bad for my inheritance. Prosperous, Yes, but that's literally
Speaker 12: all I know.
Speaker 4: Is it possible at some stage at a family reunion
Speaker 4: or a family Christmas he sat across the table from you. Yes,
Speaker 4: I might have sat.
Speaker 3: And he thought that she was a roguarante if he
Speaker 3: had married. How would you describe that? Home? Call kitin
Speaker 3: you've met Clive Palmer before?
Speaker 7: I actually had a palma with Clive Palmer.
Speaker 3: Sorry, this is too great. Have you had a parma
Speaker 3: with Clive Palmer?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 7: He rocked up in his Rolls Royce to what So
Speaker 7: it was actually my first producing radio gig and my
Speaker 7: job was to get Clive Palmer to come down and have.
Speaker 3: A Palmer Australian Radio Bernie did.
Speaker 7: He came down and.
Speaker 3: Was still basically look at the size of it. I
Speaker 3: don't think he took much strong arm to go and
Speaker 3: have hot food early in the morning.
Speaker 4: That's my uncle.
Speaker 3: Let's take it outside. Let's not ruined this Tina Arena show.
Speaker 3: Let's have a mid show rule. And so what he
Speaker 3: tucked into it?
Speaker 5: He tucked in.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he stuck around for about two hours, had a
Speaker 7: couple of bees and a Palmer and yeah, I was.
Speaker 3: A part of the radio show.
Speaker 7: Yeah, on the radio show on the Gold Coast.
Speaker 4: Yeah, breakfast radio, breakfast radio. She's having beersferent.
Speaker 3: Rules out there, different different spoken breakfast beer.
Speaker 7: The RSL actually opened early for us so that we
Speaker 7: could have it.
Speaker 3: Of course, Clive Palmer, the one there sort of founding
Speaker 3: all right, famous dates, give us a called thirteen fifty
Speaker 3: five twenty two. We'll tell you what the other topics
Speaker 3: next half of the.
Speaker 2: News Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Ever dainted someone famous? You can call the show today
Speaker 3: and get stories on her. Thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 3: There's a codel story about Prince Harry. Prince Harry really
Speaker 3: can't get a break. That poor guy is there, Dad,
Speaker 3: He's not in the newspapers. Now. This poor guy is
Speaker 3: trying to find his friends. And if one guy really
Speaker 3: needs his buddies, right, now is Prince Harry and he's
Speaker 3: knocking on people's doors. And because everyone's got cameras these days,
Speaker 3: the doorbell lapper stuff that obviously we see now see
Speaker 3: footage which we short rely see of a guy trying
Speaker 3: to desperately find his mates in a very very very
Speaker 3: moneyed up Can I say part of London where you've
Speaker 3: could have millions to afford to live round Fulham, just
Speaker 3: round a corner from Chelsea. Talk with you in there,
Speaker 3: you bally rotters.
Speaker 4: It has it here, what don't you every Body surely
Speaker 4: now just text their friend and go, hey, just double
Speaker 4: checking you're at number sixteen. You know she's knock on
Speaker 4: doors up and down the street.
Speaker 3: Line I res in the area. He hasn't been around.
Speaker 3: He's been out in Canada. You know, he's been in America.
Speaker 3: They've been making that TV show about a cook of
Speaker 3: for Tata and make honey and stuff, and that he's
Speaker 3: been bloody busy. You know that podcast has been time
Speaker 3: to hang out with his buddies, get some bro time.
Speaker 3: So he's obviously in the neighborhood and thought, where is
Speaker 3: the old crew, where are the old traps? Huh? Probably
Speaker 3: owning a bank now are you? And this goes on
Speaker 3: about four or five doors, and I'm notaturally in the dawn.
Speaker 3: There's Prince HOWI there going in Sebastian. Here's he moved?
Speaker 3: So who was at the door? Thirteen fifty five twenty two.
Speaker 3: Right now, we've got a story about dating someone famous.
Speaker 3: You were some gossip at your gym.
Speaker 4: I overheard a girl at the gym telling another girl
Speaker 4: at the gym that she used to date Charlie Kurno.
Speaker 3: Huge, you're gonna mention another bit. Jack said to me
Speaker 3: she was hot, so he therefore thought it was believable
Speaker 3: if it was a buggly ago. I don't think so, ma'am.
Speaker 3: Can you believe that that is awful change people? That's
Speaker 3: what you said to me? Rlie, good morning, good morning
Speaker 3: to how are you going?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, we're good. So who do you date
Speaker 3: before they were famous? Charlie Kurner mate.
Speaker 10: So it wasn't actually me but my best friend's dad
Speaker 10: in the early nineties.
Speaker 3: If you'd call it dating, I think it was more
Speaker 3: of a.
Speaker 10: One strings, one night stand kind of set up.
Speaker 3: With Kylie Minogue. I mean, you know, one string but
Speaker 3: no strings. She does strings. Yeah, with Kylie Minogue. Yep
Speaker 3: with Kylie Minogue.
Speaker 10: We often talk about her over a couple of views now.
Speaker 3: Changed, and it's your fault. That kind of bad news.
Speaker 3: There's bad vibes. I'm moving on no strings, guys, one string,
Speaker 3: half a string.
Speaker 2: Christian Color Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: We're taking a load of you to go and see
Speaker 3: the brilliant beat or twos to musical Patsy saw over
Speaker 3: the weekend because she's better than everybody else. She's not
Speaker 3: like the rest of us. We thought it was a
Speaker 3: big deal going tonight, Not Patsy. That's just a Saturday
Speaker 3: night for her. Now playing at Melbourne's beautiful Regent Theater.
Speaker 3: Prepare for night, screamingly good fun. Book your tickets at Ticketech.
Speaker 3: We are taking you all tonight. Perhaps you like it
Speaker 3: so much you'll come to see it again tonight with us.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 6: And whoever is if you're in the audience tonight, you
Speaker 6: are so lucky because you're amongst some of the first
Speaker 6: in Australia to see it as it opens in its
Speaker 6: early days.
Speaker 8: It is grilliant, it's so funny, and.
Speaker 5: Any perfect star of the show, and you.
Speaker 3: Know what I said about him, perfect my name, and
Speaker 3: that's what I do.
Speaker 6: He's so talented. There is nothing that guy can't do.
Speaker 6: You will love him as Beetle Juice, and you'll love
Speaker 6: the show standing ovation probably again tonight.
Speaker 5: It's fantastic.
Speaker 3: Well that would be the second standing ovation of the
Speaker 3: night because the first one will happen earlier when we
Speaker 3: go out for dinner and drinks and Jack makes his
Speaker 3: magician debut as Beetle Jack. Beatle Jack, Beatle Jack. This
Speaker 3: ticket just to let you know what Jack and I
Speaker 3: found out this morning at six am. Or wasn't aware
Speaker 3: of this. So this venue Champagne Problems, which is beautiful,
Speaker 3: just around the corner from the Regent Theater. I just
Speaker 3: presume they had a private room for us and everyone
Speaker 3: we've been inviting to come along.
Speaker 4: Who's one ticket to come along with us tonight?
Speaker 3: Not quite the story. Just people having a Tuesday night
Speaker 3: day or early dinner are going to have it rudely
Speaker 3: interrupted by us all rocking up, and then you arriving
Speaker 3: as Beetlejuice doing magic tricks.
Speaker 4: In theory, you don't even really have to have won
Speaker 4: your way in.
Speaker 3: No, just come tonight, Tom, We're there from five.
Speaker 7: No, there will be a cut off part where they
Speaker 7: can't go.
Speaker 3: You keep saying cut off? How's it cut off?
Speaker 7: It's cut off with just like a ballard.
Speaker 3: Stop it, stop it. How would I navigate this?
Speaker 7: Well, maybe everyone that comes that's a gold listener will
Speaker 7: get a wristband so that they get the free alcohol
Speaker 7: and food, whereas everyone else has to pay and they
Speaker 7: watch from a far not front row.
Speaker 4: But I'm worried those others will be able to see
Speaker 4: my magic tricks, and that's only for our listeners.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's right, all right, So you've got the names
Speaker 3: now of your magic tricks. Because magicians do this, they
Speaker 3: don't go here this trick, they do something, they give
Speaker 3: them a name. You know.
Speaker 4: I've been working on three tricks over the last week.
Speaker 4: Trick number one is called Liars.
Speaker 3: Remorse Mysterious to prestige.
Speaker 4: I will ask you to lie to me about a card,
Speaker 4: and then when you are lying, I will know. The
Speaker 4: second trick is called the suitcase. We will each pack
Speaker 4: our suitcase with one card of our choosing. I will
Speaker 4: then guess your card correctly and you will guess mine.
Speaker 3: Oh my godow.
Speaker 4: We're both magic.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Can I just ask small question yeah,
Speaker 3: why is it called the suitcase?
Speaker 4: I just wanted to give it more exciting, anything like
Speaker 4: the otter. Well, but the suitcase, I don't know. It
Speaker 4: felt like if we you had half the cars, I
Speaker 4: had half the cards. We put one card in. It
Speaker 4: felt like we were packing a suitcase.
Speaker 3: Now you mention it, it makes no more sense. But anyway,
Speaker 3: that one I'm looking for.
Speaker 4: We also tried to call it dinner with beetle juice,
Speaker 4: but you said that that.
Speaker 3: Just go back to dinner with third trick.
Speaker 4: The third trin is my the prestige.
Speaker 3: And use that intro you've got written that word work.
Speaker 3: Can I have a glass of water? Came?
Speaker 4: It's not just a magic it's a mind reading drink.
Speaker 4: It's called would you mind if I read your mind?
Speaker 3: It's so snappy.
Speaker 4: It doesn't even require you to touch a card. I
Speaker 4: will simply ask you to think of a card, and
Speaker 4: with my powers of mind reading, I will deduce it and.
Speaker 3: Tell you this. And it's just involving like a couple
Speaker 3: of people. You're going to do it one or two
Speaker 3: times three.
Speaker 4: I can read as many minds as you want.
Speaker 3: So this is the big show stopper. This will probably
Speaker 3: be sort of on time in king, what five point
Speaker 3: fifty two, just to give him enough time to be
Speaker 3: starting at five forty?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but when am I going to do the big
Speaker 4: prestige trick?
Speaker 3: So you go trick one reaction evation, Trick two reaction, No,
Speaker 3: not that one, then trick three.
Speaker 4: You're reading reading minds.
Speaker 3: People like just the fun mind read, mind read, mind read,
Speaker 3: You get your mind read, you get your mind read.
Speaker 4: We've got to give him enough time, I think, between
Speaker 4: getting their mind reading and cold their heads down from
Speaker 4: the marble. Yes, yes, okay, So may I do a
Speaker 4: trick now?
Speaker 3: Oh? May we witness it? And what a perfect radio
Speaker 3: as well? We've really elevated the art of radio. We
Speaker 3: describe it.
Speaker 4: I think I'll do it to Rea. You'll be able
Speaker 4: to tell by his reaction if the trick has worked
Speaker 4: on This is one of my favorite tricks, called Liar's remorse.
Speaker 4: I take about fifteen cards off the top of the deck,
Speaker 4: choose one at random that will be your card. Even
Speaker 4: show it to Christian.
Speaker 3: You've picked quite a stooge. This guy can barely see
Speaker 3: just the blindest man.
Speaker 4: Show Christian as well.
Speaker 3: So that have you got any ones from Brew?
Speaker 4: Just one card, Please card, show it to me, don't.
Speaker 5: Is this a legit card deck?
Speaker 4: This is a legic Okay, what's that one? But there
Speaker 4: is a truth there is I can't say to you.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, what is this one?
Speaker 4: So we've got someone who can't see, probably because thick
Speaker 4: glave I've lost, who doesn't know which coming.
Speaker 3: Can you come and check with card this is? And
Speaker 3: we've got my glasses?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, okay, So now you all know except me,
Speaker 4: I don't know what your card is. Please shuffle up
Speaker 4: those fifteen cards. Now I will be able to tell
Speaker 4: if Rio is lying. What I'll get you to do,
Speaker 4: Rio is I'll show you each card in that deck.
Speaker 4: You tell me exactly what you're seeing on the card.
Speaker 4: And when we get to your card, I want you
Speaker 4: to lie. Okay, when you see your card, tell me
Speaker 4: it's any other card, even think of another card. Now
Speaker 4: to tell me when it's a lie. Okay, yeah, And
Speaker 4: I'll be able to tell you when you're lying. Card
Speaker 4: number one, what card is that?
Speaker 12: Two of clubs, two of spades correct, three of clubs.
Speaker 4: Correct, Ace of diamonds correct. Now I'm not looking at these,
Speaker 4: only Rio is looking at these nine of spades correct,
Speaker 4: Jack of Hearts correct, five of hearts correct, Radio four
Speaker 4: of hearts.
Speaker 3: It's got me on transfer.
Speaker 4: Well correct when you when you're lying, Oh no, King
Speaker 4: of Clubs, and I can't see the cards, King of Diamonds,
Speaker 4: but when he's lying, I will just feel there's six
Speaker 4: of clubs. I'm just looking for any tell spades. I'm
Speaker 4: just looking for any tell.
Speaker 3: Four of diamonds, five of class.
Speaker 4: God, where's your card?
Speaker 3: This is called radio show.
Speaker 12: Remorse, King of Art, make it stop.
Speaker 4: Queen of Spades? You how did you do that?
Speaker 12: Rea?
Speaker 3: Need to calm down before we get to see beetle
Speaker 3: or juice. That is a great trick.
Speaker 4: Thank you, and that's only trick number one. Wow, what
Speaker 4: awakes us tonight?
Speaker 3: We have im packed our suitcases yet fun.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: I should just also say tonight we're all very proud
Speaker 3: of this. Patsy is introducing beatle Juice to musical and
Speaker 3: no one loves musicals and shows in this city than Patsy.
Speaker 3: No one perfect to get actually bring them on?
Speaker 5: Have you excited?
Speaker 3: Have you ever done anything nights before?
Speaker 6: Never in a million years, not since like the year
Speaker 6: seven school production.
Speaker 3: Then you have done it.
Speaker 6: My fan up on stage and introducing, let alone something
Speaker 6: of this caliber. I'm really excited and honored myself.
Speaker 3: So you you're good to go. You know what you're
Speaker 3: going to say.
Speaker 5: Have you been rehearsing or no, I haven't been rehearsing.
Speaker 3: No bait. Then up, you can just go on the
Speaker 3: front row any students. Then are you going to wear.
Speaker 4: Horror theme for Beetle Juice or not?
Speaker 2: Glam?
Speaker 8: No going black tonight, jack business.
Speaker 6: Don't want to stand out too much. Let the actors
Speaker 6: be the stars.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so muchdowns because otherwise they're probably going to
Speaker 3: fill that bloody hell.
Speaker 4: What's the point.
Speaker 3: Oh my god? A listers here, you know? And also
Speaker 3: I said, yes, they picked some walk out music. Don't
Speaker 3: just shuffle out there, okay? And this is great because
Speaker 3: so are you introducing Doris Dane nineteen fifty one at
Speaker 3: the opening night of Calamity Jane lay from the radio
Speaker 3: Durst days starting Calamity Jane with Clark Cables.
Speaker 8: Now you just say the spotlight's crossing.
Speaker 3: You know, you're refreshment and intuition.
Speaker 6: Nothing speaks Hollywood and started more than that classic.
Speaker 4: Tune, I thought you weren't going to take the spotlight away.
Speaker 3: From the actually seeing hooray for me, and that means.
Speaker 5: Hollywood, it's a banger.
Speaker 3: This feels like that. They should get it when they
Speaker 3: come back out at the end you don't know anything
Speaker 3: and go hey and they get the standing ovation. But
Speaker 3: I'm old mate.
Speaker 4: Here you're going to be part of that bow.
Speaker 3: They do it anyway, she'd be tramping on our heads
Speaker 3: coming from the back, whether where they scratch him. They
Speaker 3: need me to get remember that great intro Eddie Eddie,
Speaker 3: behind me, Eddie Eddie, bhyd.
Speaker 5: Me Eddie, shove him out of the way, look out
Speaker 5: for one.
Speaker 3: Cannot wait now for the magic tonight and then Patsy's
Speaker 3: intro the.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: But today we're gonna hear from you. Maybe is she
Speaker 3: who's named after a footy player. Maybe you've named your
Speaker 3: kids after a footy player. Was watching the D's take
Speaker 3: on the Hawks of the weekend, Lloyd Meek. The first
Speaker 3: thing that I was stunned by was the news that
Speaker 3: Lloyd Meek a ruckman going up against Max Gorn, a ruckman.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. And the commentation is this innocantly threw
Speaker 3: this fact away that they live next door to each other.
Speaker 3: To Mecca Ruckman as neighbors, feels like it's an AFL
Speaker 3: sitcom Max and Mieky a eighty sitcom, two very two
Speaker 3: men talking each other over a tiny fence. And then
Speaker 3: the other thing I found out is that Lloyd Meek
Speaker 3: has the Lloyd his first name because his parents Mum
Speaker 3: and Dad huge Bombers fans and idolized Matthew Lloyd like
Speaker 3: many people back in the day. So he's Lloyd meet
Speaker 3: because of that. And so today we want to know,
Speaker 3: are you named after a footy player? This is a
Speaker 3: very common thing in this town. Chris my son is
Speaker 3: named after Bobby Bobby Hill from the Pies. Greg my
Speaker 3: eight year old is named after Cyril Cirioli. Shane I
Speaker 3: had twins. My son is Brody after Colinwood's Brody Holland.
Speaker 3: I already like the name, and Collinwood I think the
Speaker 3: highest proportion. Amani. My son, Trent is named after Trent Cochin,
Speaker 3: who was born just after twenty seventeen Richmond Grand Final.
Speaker 3: Melissa my Son's middle name, Classy doing. The middle name
Speaker 3: is still after sidebotted him. Listen if you chuck it
Speaker 3: at the middle. No one really knows this, I do
Speaker 3: side bottom. Okay, all right, So were you named after
Speaker 3: a footy player?
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Gone podcast.
Speaker 3: Are you named after a footy player? Lisa? Good morning?
Speaker 9: Good morning, Christian? How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good lie, so welcome to the show. Thanks for asking.
Speaker 3: So is it your son or daughter?
Speaker 10: It is my son. My son is named Terence after
Speaker 10: Chris Terrant, the Collinwood football player.
Speaker 9: But I infect breaks Susson killed us.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We we went online to have some just to
Speaker 3: see what Chris Tarrant looked like. And I get it.
Speaker 3: That man is as game. Seriously, those biceps are the
Speaker 3: size of a large man's thighs. Have you seen them?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I remember, guys. Good looking rooster as well, very looking guys.
Speaker 3: So I understand why you were team rivalesa size to
Speaker 3: get the name. Lisa, thank you very much for give
Speaker 3: us a call. Mate.
Speaker 10: You're welcome.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Melane m'lane, Yeah, good day.
Speaker 10: There are you going.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you've been named after footy player? Yeah?
Speaker 10: So basically my dad's favorite footballer was Darren mulane. So
Speaker 10: Collingwood ninety ninety Premiership player, and he just loved the
Speaker 10: name that much that he named me after Darren Mulane.
Speaker 3: This is great. So the surname, not the first name,
Speaker 3: the surname, which is very rare.
Speaker 10: Yeah. So everyone always says, oh, where does your name
Speaker 10: come from? Like, were your parents, you know, honeymooning in
Speaker 10: Italy and come across a nice town. I go, na,
Speaker 10: my dad's just a one eyed Collingwood supporter.
Speaker 3: Have any one eyedea, you missed out the first bit
Speaker 3: of the name.
Speaker 4: Would you have preferred Darren to plain or do you
Speaker 4: like Mulane?
Speaker 3: No? I love Mulane, but original it sounds like a
Speaker 3: detective name. It's quite Melane.
Speaker 10: People usually go to me, oh can I can I
Speaker 10: call you Milan or something and said, I'm like, no,
Speaker 10: Mulane is my name Melaine.
Speaker 3: It's a good name. Actually, it's a strong name. All right,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, you give us a call.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: It is. It's a lot of one eyed Colinwood fans,
Speaker 3: isn't it. There is a rough theme here being joined Lara,
Speaker 3: good morning, good morning, how are you. I'm good, Welcome
Speaker 3: to the show, Lara, thank you, love you guys. All right, Laura,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. Now tell us, is it a
Speaker 3: family member of yours. It's got the name of a
Speaker 3: footy player.
Speaker 10: Yes, my son.
Speaker 9: We named him after Campbell Brown from Hawthorne.
Speaker 10: This is.
Speaker 4: I mean, he was a great player, but that Hawthorne
Speaker 4: team was stacked with superstars. He wouldn't have been in
Speaker 4: the top five players.
Speaker 9: He just he's got a passion. He's you know, feisty,
Speaker 9: and we thought, oh, well, you know, it's a good
Speaker 9: strong name and yeah, and just to give you an
Speaker 9: example of what he's like now, he's eleven years old
Speaker 9: and he just got out of the car five minutes
Speaker 9: ago and went not waiting around twenty minutes for this,
Speaker 9: he got out of the car.
Speaker 3: Well, he's definitely living up to the name. I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure Campbell Brown as well, because I remember being out
Speaker 3: with Crawf once and somehow Campbell Brown's name came up
Speaker 3: and Crawford has all this random facts. So we're not
Speaker 3: related to what you're talking about. When oh, he also
Speaker 3: captained the national Australian Caabaddi team.
Speaker 4: The white team.
Speaker 3: Cabaddi. What's caabadi is like an Indian sport. It's massive
Speaker 3: a player on the beach. I don't even understand the rules.
Speaker 3: But it came to England and I went to see
Speaker 3: a couple of games where they're wrestling each other with
Speaker 3: a ball and going kabaddikabaddiabaddiabaddi. Can you verify that Campbell
Speaker 3: Brown was Was he really? I thought Crawl was winding
Speaker 3: me up.
Speaker 12: No, there was a whole team made up of x
Speaker 12: AFL players. For the first time. Cabati came to Australia
Speaker 12: because I think last year and they competed against Indian
Speaker 12: teams who were professionals. They go to the World Cup,
Speaker 12: they went to some sort of world event that was
Speaker 12: hosted in Melbourne and it was it was like, Josh Kennedy,
Speaker 12: you're kidding.
Speaker 3: We have to look into this.
Speaker 4: It doesn't he I think.
Speaker 3: About this. This issues. Your Cambel brain is a great
Speaker 3: name for a kid. Lara loved that. Thank you very
Speaker 3: much to call me and let's get margre on before
Speaker 3: pats his news. Good morning, Margaret, good morning how you going.
Speaker 3: Hope you having a nice morning as well? Match?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 9: I have two boys and they called one Matthew after
Speaker 9: Matthew Richardson and the other one is Justin after Justin Charles.
Speaker 3: See what you've done there. So you big Tiger's fan.
Speaker 2: Oh definitely.
Speaker 10: And my cat it's called.
Speaker 3: Tiger, just a generic tiger for the cat. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 9: It was going to be called Dustin, I can tell you,
Speaker 9: but then it turned out to be a girl, and
Speaker 9: I thought, oh, let's just do.
Speaker 3: Dustine Dusty in honor of the great Dusty.
Speaker 9: So I've got yeah, I've got the mess here, we've
Speaker 9: got the Justin, and we've got a tiger as well.
Speaker 2: Definitely one I'd Richmond supported here.
Speaker 3: That's great, Margaret, thank you very much. Give us a
Speaker 3: cool I have a nice day you too.
Speaker 9: Thanks guys, Sea Banks.
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