WEBVTT - FULL: Bogan Brawls 0:00:01.120 --> 0:00:02.040 Got anything good. 0:00:02.680 --> 0:00:10.039 Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:10.280 --> 0:00:13.760 There is a full moon right now, which feels appropriate 0:00:13.800 --> 0:00:17.439 for today. Beetle juice, beetle juice, beetlejuice. We're taking a 0:00:17.480 --> 0:00:20.599 load of you te beetle juice tonight, dinner, drinks beforehand, 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:24.720 and then close up Magic Jack post becomes beetle Jack 0:00:24.880 --> 0:00:27.040 working the room. How are you feeling? It's like twelve 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:27.600 hours from now. 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:31.760 Actually felt good coming into today. And then Locky, our 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.000 audio producer who wears the hot pants. I thought I 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:36.120 would do a trick on him before the show started. 0:00:36.880 --> 0:00:38.960 I'm not being funny. Even if David Blame was hanging 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:41.280 around at half five, I'm going to get out my face. 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:43.559 I've just come into work. I need a cup of tea. 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:46.400 They're not going to give you anything, especially unless you're 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:47.479 talking formula one to him. 0:00:47.640 --> 0:00:49.920 He doesn't really get yeah, but I was my fault. 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:52.280 I got only fifty percent of the trick right, so 0:00:52.320 --> 0:00:55.120 I'm only halfway there. By big close Jack. 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:57.640 You're fifty percent there. There's two ways to see that 0:00:57.680 --> 0:01:01.920 you're halfway there. To get the trick right hours five 0:01:01.960 --> 0:01:05.000 percent every half an hour an hour by lunchtime. You're 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:08.319 good to go. That's life, steady game. What have we 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:11.039 got We're we're sick twelve hours away from showtime. 0:01:11.520 --> 0:01:12.319 That's plenty of time. 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:14.320 By the way, did you notice yesterday we were saying, like, 0:01:14.480 --> 0:01:17.200 so we're making the listeners at five o'clock, okay, dinner 0:01:17.240 --> 0:01:21.200 and drinks, and then we're leaving at half six to 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:23.880 walk them across the road for more dinner and drinks. 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:26.280 I don't think they need more dinner and sp anyway, 0:01:26.280 --> 0:01:28.680 apparently more dinner and drinks and photos, and then we 0:01:28.720 --> 0:01:30.720 will go and see the show. And we're saying, what 0:01:30.760 --> 0:01:32.840 point do you start doing the magic? And we've got 0:01:32.880 --> 0:01:35.080 a couple of drinks that are warmed up, katy think. 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:36.959 And then we went to what tim roughly that Kenny 0:01:36.959 --> 0:01:42.040 goes five forty, which is such a precise five point 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:44.080 forty five, I understand, or half. 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:46.720 Rounded up or. 0:01:46.840 --> 0:01:49.960 Just got half passed all call to, but five forty. 0:01:49.760 --> 0:01:52.960 At five point thirty eight exactly set off the smoke bomb. 0:01:53.040 --> 0:01:55.760 Yeah, so maybe at five point thirty two you go 0:01:55.840 --> 0:01:58.680 and get changed, so you're good for that five stage. 0:01:58.720 --> 0:02:01.160 I'm still mingling with everyone beforehand, Or does that give 0:02:01.160 --> 0:02:02.400 away a little bit if. 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:05.160 You're hiding for forty minutes, but they see you hiding 0:02:05.200 --> 0:02:07.440 in the toilets, which is what you do a lot 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:12.040 of those anyways. But when you crap, besil crap, beetil crap. 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:13.960 If you're going to see David Copperfield, it's not like 0:02:14.000 --> 0:02:15.640 he comes out and mingles with you. 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:17.960 He doesn't do That is just an excuse to get 0:02:17.960 --> 0:02:20.760 there at five forty. This guy is so good. Wait, 0:02:20.800 --> 0:02:23.200 he's doing tricks, guys, he's a mentalist. 0:02:23.720 --> 0:02:25.320 I just wondered if it ruins a little bit of 0:02:25.320 --> 0:02:29.120 the mistique if I'm walking around in civilian clothes that recommend. 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:32.120 Yeah, it would would kill the intrigue. I think you. 0:02:32.440 --> 0:02:34.760 We're just glad that you there. Can you read the room? 0:02:34.800 --> 0:02:38.240 I'm through to you for backup or your radio as 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:39.679 one come on, guys. 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:44.800 Well yeah looking for you. So I don't know. I 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:45.160 don't know. 0:02:45.520 --> 0:02:49.360 But then bang, like when they sing in Bang. 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:56.480 I think like this, if we want to build momentum, 0:02:56.639 --> 0:03:02.240 yeah that's it. We do need to keep you sort of. 0:03:03.080 --> 0:03:05.959 He's got three shabby tricks. One of them fell apart 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.160 our five this morning. Okay, we'll all win the world. 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:12.640 We're not going to get Oh my god, where my 0:03:12.680 --> 0:03:16.920 trouser's gone? I'm done. I'm jack Post. Thank you for coming. 0:03:16.960 --> 0:03:20.120 Everyone like and subscribe my magic videos. We're not going 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:23.519 to get that, all right. So you've got two choices, yep, 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:26.080 if you want to stay away from them, so you 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:27.799 get the big reveal, which is part of you seen 0:03:27.800 --> 0:03:30.680 that movie? Is it the Prestige? Yes? They talk about this, 0:03:30.800 --> 0:03:32.400 don't they a lot? You know? So maybe we do 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:34.200 want to build up. So are you just going to 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:35.600 turn up? Oh? 0:03:35.920 --> 0:03:37.840 You will have to find some back entrance for me. 0:03:37.960 --> 0:03:39.960 I'll come through the back hiding the toy. 0:03:40.040 --> 0:03:42.600 And the person that knows this place inside out is 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:45.280 Caitlin Champagne. Problems does it have? I know we're down 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:45.839 a lane way. 0:03:46.120 --> 0:03:48.119 Yeah, we are down a lane way too. 0:03:48.200 --> 0:03:50.920 Actually, so you've got the back entrance and the front entrance. 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:53.360 But I would like you Jackie boy, can come in 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:54.560 through the back door then yeah. 0:03:54.760 --> 0:03:56.440 Well, I mean you could if you wanted, But then 0:03:56.480 --> 0:03:58.680 you have to go past all the other civilians that 0:03:58.760 --> 0:03:59.640 are there. 0:03:59.320 --> 0:04:03.400 Just for their villains. They're called listeners. All the other civilians. 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:05.600 I just need to know what are you were pushing you? 0:04:05.640 --> 0:04:09.560 One of the civilians when they talk about casualties of war. 0:04:10.080 --> 0:04:12.640 I know we're at breakfast war. Come on, so the 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:16.839 boss talks about the breakfast war. Casualties canatural damage if 0:04:16.880 --> 0:04:20.000 a you casualties die tonight in the Magic Trick. 0:04:22.400 --> 0:04:23.120 You mean other. 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:28.520 Customers, Yeah, customers, listeners, friends, that people in the venue. 0:04:30.080 --> 0:04:31.799 There aren't going to be muggles. There are like people 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:33.800 going out for a date night. Then suddenly a radio 0:04:33.839 --> 0:04:35.760 show starts private. 0:04:36.680 --> 0:04:38.680 Yeah, well we have a private part of the venue. 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:39.880 So it's private part. 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:44.880 We have this lifetime and they were like grumpy people there, 0:04:44.920 --> 0:04:46.840 just trying to have like a bit tweet and then 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:49.520 we're there suddenly some guys coming out of the toilets 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:54.080 doing much spirity. People could be either you know, having 0:04:54.080 --> 0:04:56.560 a first day or breaking up, and there's like that 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:59.960 guy's actually pretty good, a guy from the Harblane here. 0:05:00.000 --> 0:05:05.479 It didn't pay his mum. Oh this is different than 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:09.760 well no, so it's other people. They're eating innocently, is 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:13.279 of course private part of the restaurant, can you Well, 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:16.040 that's what the stations would do, and Jackie O would 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:18.480 just have the whole place. They had the whole beach. 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:19.480 A couple of weeks ago. 0:05:19.600 --> 0:05:21.360 For my twenty first birthday, I was able to get 0:05:21.360 --> 0:05:22.159 a private race. 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:24.520 My daughter's eighteen. They've got a private room done a 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:25.239 lame way. 0:05:25.520 --> 0:05:27.680 We wanted to be nice and intimate with our listeners. 0:05:27.720 --> 0:05:29.640 We don't want to have it was more intimate than 0:05:29.680 --> 0:05:30.680 just randos there. 0:05:31.240 --> 0:05:33.479 Well we don't want Yeah, so we've just got to 0:05:33.480 --> 0:05:34.520 cut off bit. 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:35.360 That is ours. 0:05:35.440 --> 0:05:37.279 How does it cut off? Is a velvet rope? 0:05:37.440 --> 0:05:39.039 Yeah, there's a velvet police tape or. 0:05:39.040 --> 0:05:41.960 Something civilians behind the police tape. 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:43.839 So let's go back to then issury question. Then, so 0:05:43.920 --> 0:05:46.800 what is Jack? Jack can come in past U civillions. 0:05:46.520 --> 0:05:47.880 Conny, of course you can. 0:05:47.920 --> 0:05:49.800 You can come in whatever way you want. I think 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:52.919 the most dramatic and the most impact would probably be 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:55.120 through the front door where our location is. 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:58.159 So maybe you do turn up at five forty in character. 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:01.760 Okay, so I'm already in. I'm the beetle out yet 0:06:01.800 --> 0:06:04.080 with the top hat. You set the smoke bomb off 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:05.040 at the front door, and. 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:10.240 You text okay, the modern way of setting up trips Hudini. 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.120 How did he do it? Yeah? Then there was no 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:16.200 you text RhI and I will start the smoke machine. 0:06:16.640 --> 0:06:18.560 Then people are like, wait, what's happening? And then we 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:21.839 go beatle Jack won't appear unless he hears his special 0:06:22.240 --> 0:06:26.000 you know, call signs a great Jack's Jack beach all 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:28.240 Jack and the people and they go. Now they're chanting, 0:06:28.320 --> 0:06:33.799 what is this a cult? Jack? Suddenly at five forty 0:06:34.480 --> 0:06:36.000 you then Brian, I love it. 0:06:36.360 --> 0:06:38.120 I reckon that's the best reveal. 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:40.560 Okay, let's do. It's not a gender reveal, it's a 0:06:40.600 --> 0:06:41.360 magician reveal. 0:06:42.000 --> 0:06:44.799 Christian Connor Show podcast. 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.520 Heavy Tuesday, we asked you, how was your day yesterday? 0:06:46.520 --> 0:06:48.080 How did you start the week? Were you a Monday 0:06:48.120 --> 0:06:51.159 winner or loser? Tell us which way you are? Text me, 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:54.760 oh four seven five O three one o four three, Patsy, 0:06:54.800 --> 0:06:55.599 what's it for you? 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:56.800 I'm a loser again. 0:06:56.880 --> 0:07:01.880 I'm afraid, or rather the person who insists every Monday. 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:03.760 I don't know who they're visiting in the end of 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:08.360 our court, but they're the loser because they insist. 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:10.120 And I don't know if this is illegal? Are you 0:07:10.160 --> 0:07:15.440 telling me they insist insist every single Monday afternoon. 0:07:15.480 --> 0:07:20.440 They will park directly opposite out like at the foot 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:24.040 of our driveway, but on the other side. Makes sense, 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:27.520 perhaps see all the peraps. I don't know who it is. 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:28.840 But on the other side of the road. 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:29.640 Yeah, but. 0:07:31.640 --> 0:07:34.520 No, but they insist on parking the other side of 0:07:34.520 --> 0:07:36.120 the road. The story is it's. 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:39.520 Directly adjacent, like directly parallel. 0:07:39.080 --> 0:07:41.440 To so when you're reversing out, it's an. 0:07:42.920 --> 0:07:45.320 Like if if the street is full, you're allowed to park. 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:49.120 It's available empty spaces where they heaps they should be 0:07:49.200 --> 0:07:50.800 getting out the way of your reversing line. 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:52.320 It's just a silly place to park. 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:55.560 And our streets not that like it's quite narrow because 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:56.800 it narrows coming down to. 0:07:56.800 --> 0:07:58.840 The end of the court and you're another way. You're 0:07:58.840 --> 0:08:00.160 talking a court. It's like a whole. 0:08:00.480 --> 0:08:03.280 Bouquet just got tight. 0:08:03.360 --> 0:08:05.240 Don't live on a road like you Christian in a 0:08:05.360 --> 0:08:09.560 court and you're just about find a palace in a court. 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:12.480 As you reverse, you nearly have to kind of reverse 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:14.160 up onto your front yard. 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:16.760 Because you've got that water feature out the front, haven't you. 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:17.720 And the big line. 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:23.440 Remember the meditation guarded things Bogan takes. 0:08:23.920 --> 0:08:25.960 Yeah, some kind of water features, some kind of water 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:26.760 feed at the back. 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:28.240 Now wakes that where the chicks are. 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:30.920 I wish I had chooks, but it's really annoying me. 0:08:31.040 --> 0:08:35.240 And I'm not sure if it's legal to park parallel 0:08:35.400 --> 0:08:38.440 so close to someone's driveway because it near on is 0:08:38.480 --> 0:08:40.439 impossible to back out of the driveway. 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:42.760 And I'm good, but it's only once a week, once 0:08:42.800 --> 0:08:44.320 a week, on a Monday, visiting. 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:48.480 So I wonder if someone's you know, getting a visitor 0:08:48.920 --> 0:08:49.760 on a Monday. 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:51.880 Once a week, if maybe. 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:59.520 Have I just blown someone's wrong? 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:02.320 Right choice of words? It's not for us to say, actually, 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:06.280 I mean to they, does anyone listen to this show 0:09:06.360 --> 0:09:09.079 in your caught They're going to love you speculating that 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:12.120 the peoplecross the road having some afternoon tonight, but only 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.280 on a Monday afternoon. I don't let's just take it easy. 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:16.520 If we are going to have this affair, let's just 0:09:16.520 --> 0:09:17.680 do it once a week thing. 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:20.839 So I need to get a set of binoculars and 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:24.480 do your trick Christian and stand behind. 0:09:24.200 --> 0:09:25.840 My buy notes to take you to another level. The 0:09:25.920 --> 0:09:27.480 joy is just that I go and make a cup 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:29.040 of tea, and then I just go and stand there 0:09:29.040 --> 0:09:31.240 peering through the blinds. And I've got these blinds. My 0:09:31.240 --> 0:09:33.280 favorite thing about them is I can open them or 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:34.040 close them. 0:09:34.240 --> 0:09:37.520 But you don't have binoculars to you no, because that's 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:40.320 actually where it goes from being just a concerned neighbor 0:09:40.520 --> 0:09:43.200 to crazy behavior. 0:09:43.360 --> 0:09:44.320 Get out of it. 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:46.640 Anyway. It's annoying me. 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:48.320 And I'm not sure if it's illegal to park that 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:52.040 close directly parallel to someone's I'm. 0:09:51.920 --> 0:09:54.400 Willing to drive away. Bet that the actual distance is 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:55.480 several meters. 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:58.640 It's not very far. It would be i'd reckon it 0:09:58.760 --> 0:09:59.920 be lucky to be three meters. 0:10:00.640 --> 0:10:03.200 Okay, jackie boy, you Monday winter a loser, big winner. 0:10:03.280 --> 0:10:06.679 Yesterday, guys, I had a scissor lift in my backyard 0:10:06.840 --> 0:10:09.520 trimming these neighbors trees that I told you about last week. 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:11.680 Oh the joy? What is this? Boys with toys? 0:10:11.720 --> 0:10:13.920 I've never been in a sizzle lift, and I rode 0:10:13.960 --> 0:10:15.720 one for the first time yesterday and it was so 0:10:15.840 --> 0:10:19.320 much fun. I'm not sure if you're technically you meant 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:22.480 to have someone trained trained operating it. 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.760 You know, they go up and down and then there's height. 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:27.079 There, and so the guy from the highplace boarded over. 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:28.680 But he was just like, Okay, press this button and 0:10:28.679 --> 0:10:29.920 go up, press that button to go down. 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:31.920 So can just anyone just go and higher one there? 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:33.959 Yeah? Well then I was. 0:10:34.080 --> 0:10:36.240 Like safety, like being clipped onto it and stuff like 0:10:36.240 --> 0:10:37.080 that in case you tripped. 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:39.800 No, you weren't clipped in. It's got a cage around 0:10:39.800 --> 0:10:41.960 it so you don't fall out. You're not clipped in 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:44.600 and were using. 0:10:44.520 --> 0:10:46.160 Like you weren't using the chain saw up though something 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:46.360 like that. 0:10:46.440 --> 0:10:49.560 Yeah, bigger, poor polse so but you could easily drop 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:51.840 that way chainsaw on the end of it. 0:10:52.040 --> 0:10:55.720 Oh my god, this is only in Australia. How can 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:57.760 this be? Okay? There were so many rules and regulation 0:10:57.800 --> 0:11:00.560 about permits. We don't need them about. But you can't 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:02.040 just get it up in the air with a sword. 0:11:02.080 --> 0:11:04.800 The tree is so tall you have to but you get. 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:06.440 The experts to do that. They have all the gear, 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.160 they have the chainsaws, like strapped. I don't know. 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:09.120 They gave it to me. 0:11:09.400 --> 0:11:12.880 Oh my god, So were you lopping the tree branches? 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:14.960 I was just trimming, just getting it a trim. Wasn't 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:16.080 bringing a whole tree down? 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:18.040 And then how are you stopping this fall to the 0:11:18.040 --> 0:11:19.160 ground and injuring anybody? 0:11:19.640 --> 0:11:21.679 Just say don't no one stand underneath? 0:11:21.800 --> 0:11:26.640 Oh wow, don't stand underneath. 0:11:27.440 --> 0:11:29.280 And because my son was there, he's only three, so 0:11:29.320 --> 0:11:30.640 there was a big strong. 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:32.679 He was up the Percy operating the stop Go. 0:11:35.120 --> 0:11:38.000 He was, I'll tell you what, loving every bit of 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.000 having a big machine in the backyard. 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:42.680 Saying that young boy's life so far, Christmas. 0:11:42.360 --> 0:11:44.160 Had come early for him. So he got home from 0:11:44.240 --> 0:11:45.800 daycare and I was already up there. So I was 0:11:45.800 --> 0:11:47.000 waving to him from the top of. 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:49.680 The Oh my god, the dad points you were going 0:11:49.760 --> 0:11:50.920 to duds up in the air. 0:11:51.000 --> 0:11:53.880 He couldn't believe it. And then of course, like he did, 0:11:53.880 --> 0:11:55.679 want to stand under it, but the tree branches were 0:11:55.679 --> 0:11:57.240 coming down, so we had to keep him far away. 0:11:57.640 --> 0:11:59.959 And then as a little treat right at the end, 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:03.079 at the end, I took him a small height up 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:04.720 and this is a lift, and then back down again. 0:12:04.880 --> 0:12:06.600 He would have been scribing every suit. 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:12.400 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:12:11.880 --> 0:12:14.160 Christian, I work for an arborist company. We need to 0:12:14.200 --> 0:12:17.400 have done a certificate to legally operate a scissor lift. 0:12:17.800 --> 0:12:20.640 A work safe license may be required to operate them 0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:22.840 as well. I'm not sure how this apply is too 0:12:22.960 --> 0:12:27.560 personal and private work somebody else. Morning, guys, you definitely 0:12:27.600 --> 0:12:32.800 need an EWP license. Elevated working platform. There's a license 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:34.760 for an elevated working platform. 0:12:34.800 --> 0:12:37.000 You'll probably only need an EWP if you're doing work 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.200 at somebody else's property. If you're doing it in your 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:40.640 own backyard, I think you're all right. 0:12:40.720 --> 0:12:42.520 But that's like saying, you know, you can just do 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:48.920 operations in your own backyard. I think safety is safety, 0:12:49.720 --> 0:12:53.800 whether you're in your backyard or anywhere else. All right, yesterday, 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:55.839 this weather we're having at the moment, I heard you, 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:58.000 Patsy say at six o'clock, is that right? Twenty one 0:12:58.040 --> 0:12:58.679 degree today? 0:12:58.840 --> 0:13:00.240 Yeah, twenty two to day. 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:04.240 It's beautiful weather. It's a real it feels like summer 0:13:04.320 --> 0:13:06.680 is still here. I know we're in in autumn. Do 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:08.480 you know the official start date of winter? By the 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:11.040 way I googled it, yesterday, you'll be June one, Well done? 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:13.319 When does it end September one? 0:13:13.360 --> 0:13:14.160 Three months later? 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:18.520 No, it starts, autumn starts. Sorry, winter starts on September 0:13:18.559 --> 0:13:21.560 one till the end of no very Yes. Yeah, So 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:24.120 yesterday I went to the gym and then I was 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:27.559 I was driving along the bay. It looks so beautiful, 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:29.480 like a mill pond. Yesterday I thought, you know, I'm 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:31.840 going to get into the sea. I didn't have my bathes, 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:35.160 so I just I guess the kids call this raw 0:13:35.200 --> 0:13:35.600 dog in it. 0:13:35.679 --> 0:13:35.839 Right. 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.079 I marched in my gym gear down to the beach, 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:43.040 stripped off to my boxes right, uniglow aurism, and just 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:44.960 got straight. And so I thought, if I think about this, 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:50.120 I won't do it. She said, is that even legal? 0:13:51.200 --> 0:13:53.520 People thinking that you were a guy in distress or 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:55.120 like someone's out a bad show. 0:13:55.320 --> 0:13:56.840 It looks like you're rescuing somebody. 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:58.560 Well, there was no one to be rescued, because I 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:00.600 tell you what, no one else was in the ocean. 0:14:00.640 --> 0:14:03.839 You said, because it is fresh. It was fresh. And 0:14:03.920 --> 0:14:06.199 then there's a guy just in his boxes. 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:07.360 That is alarming. 0:14:07.559 --> 0:14:10.000 Yeah tell you what, though, So I set my time. 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:12.080 I did five minutes, and I felt great when I 0:14:12.120 --> 0:14:13.959 came out, and then lay a little dog like a 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.520 little doggie on the sand to dry off. My wife 0:14:16.600 --> 0:14:18.600 rang me, because we've got that life three six. So 0:14:18.679 --> 0:14:22.320 she went, Chris, are you okay? It looks like you're 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:25.320 done by the ocean for the last forty five minutes. 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:26.800 I went, oh, yeah, She goes, I thought you were 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:29.880 going to the gym. I just got into the sea. 0:14:29.960 --> 0:14:31.520 She went, oh, I didn't know you had to go. 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:32.760 You get with you and I didn't. I just went 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:35.400 in in my underwear and she was like, is that 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.320 is that technically like indecent exposure? I went, no, it's 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:41.000 not really, I'm not naked. Yes, well people shouldn't be 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:41.520 spying on me. 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.840 Oh wait wait are you then? So when you get 0:14:43.880 --> 0:14:46.400 out your shopping, went lying on the sand without a towel. 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:48.680 Luckily you had a town my gym towel. So I 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:50.600 just laid out and dried out for twenty minutes after 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:57.480 standing my jocks. If you're so rocked the Unigo all rhythms, 0:14:58.000 --> 0:15:00.480 that's whey they are. I will say this, real thin, 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:06.440 real thin. They are contouring even as I look down 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:08.640 in awe, it's contouring. 0:15:08.160 --> 0:15:09.000 Especially wet. 0:15:09.280 --> 0:15:13.760 Not just that I pointed at the sun. I pointed 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:16.640 myself at the sun, so it's like your kind of sundar. Really, 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:17.800 as I was trying off. 0:15:18.080 --> 0:15:21.320 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:23.720 Come on in torough Linton, Christian, I tell you one thing. 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:29.040 Bogan's love swimming at the beach in their underwear. Have 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:31.880 I just done my most Bogan thing. I'm a week 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:35.400 away from seven years in Australia. I've finally become boganized. 0:15:36.080 --> 0:15:38.960 Swimming in my underwear at the beach and thinking it's 0:15:39.000 --> 0:15:41.280 a normal thing to do on a Monday afternoon. 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:43.800 The swim is one thing. The lying out to dry 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:45.960 on the sand inst your underwear is another. 0:15:46.160 --> 0:15:48.040 And just what other people who just instantly walking the 0:15:48.040 --> 0:15:51.400 dog see a guy walk across the sand, not in 0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:54.240 kind of beach where strip and then just walk into 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:57.000 the sea. That's the guy with a lot going on 0:15:57.040 --> 0:15:57.600 to be honest? 0:15:57.640 --> 0:15:59.440 Did you find be honest? As you're lying back on 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:02.000 the center going out, did you find people were taking 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:04.080 a wide berth around you? 0:16:04.120 --> 0:16:07.600 No, because they keep saying the uniglow box of breeze 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:12.320 look like swim trunks rio you know the allism range. 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:16.520 Allism range is a very snug and I look like 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:19.960 an Olympic swimmer. Was just getting in to do some 0:16:20.120 --> 0:16:22.200 laps in nature's cold plunge. 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:25.560 I just hope they won't say through who has seat? 0:16:25.640 --> 0:16:29.200 They are contours, They're contur aren't they re? Stop? Can 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:31.880 you stop showing yours? It's indecent? Actually, what do I 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:37.600 want to I showed mine at the beach. Hey listen, ladies, 0:16:37.600 --> 0:16:39.880 I'm back down the two o'clock Come see the show. 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:43.800 Come hear the show, Come see the show two o'clock, 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:48.720 Sandy Beach. All right, what too? What are things Bogans love? 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:50.920 In the news over the weekend was the fact that 0:16:50.960 --> 0:16:55.200 there was a brawl at a Tina Arena show. And still, 0:16:55.960 --> 0:17:00.160 of course Bogans love Tina Arena. Another thing bog is 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:04.400 love is brawls, whether it's mid flight or clashing with reporters. 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:07.080 It doesn't matter where. They love to have a fight 0:17:07.200 --> 0:17:09.639 mid brawl. It can be a mid flight brawl, or 0:17:09.680 --> 0:17:12.760 it can be clashing with reporters or at a Tina 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:15.240 Arena show. Tina herself did not. 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:21.439 Like it, ladies, And if good, please just have some 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:22.760 calm in this fall. 0:17:23.320 --> 0:17:25.520 I would really really appreciate it. 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:29.600 Created if youve hears something. 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:32.439 That needs to be discussed, we please be able to 0:17:32.520 --> 0:17:33.440 do it outside. 0:17:33.760 --> 0:17:36.240 Oh yeah, take it outside please. 0:17:37.080 --> 0:17:40.399 I won't convince the show on tours is that they. 0:17:41.320 --> 0:17:44.920 Stay calm things Boker's love. Let's take it outside, taking 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:48.840 it outside inside anywhere? Twenty four to seven scraps, I'll. 0:17:48.640 --> 0:17:49.640 See you in the car park. 0:17:51.000 --> 0:17:54.320 Isn't a way of diffusing this? And then this was 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:57.000