WEBVTT - #19: Miley Cyrus Cancels On Churi 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:04.560 People do some weird ship it should in young people, 0:00:04.559 --> 0:00:08.079 inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as names to 0:00:08.160 --> 0:00:08.800 get hide. 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:11.480 Some things make more sense than others. 0:00:11.720 --> 0:00:15.200 I've done everything for you my career on hold, I 0:00:15.280 --> 0:00:17.240 couldn't been anything if I'd had the talent. 0:00:17.720 --> 0:00:19.960 Bless yourself for observations. 0:00:20.200 --> 0:00:23.200 You didn't ask for this leadership. 0:00:23.320 --> 0:00:25.200 I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had. 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:29.320 You well, good, Just. 0:00:30.800 --> 0:00:33.240 The black couple of Mitchie. One of us be Mitch 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:35.160 and the other be Mitchell. Just to make things easier, 0:00:35.320 --> 0:00:35.880 your Mitch. 0:00:36.000 --> 0:00:37.760 I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying. 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:42.520 You always call me Mitchell. Oh, no, he is Mitch. 0:00:42.640 --> 0:00:46.959 Julie and Mitchell koom. Oh my god, good to be back. 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:48.280 How do you go back again? 0:00:48.840 --> 0:00:53.040 Before we start? Very quickly? Yeah, I call him everyone. 0:00:53.200 --> 0:00:55.080 Oh, we're sanitizing our hands, are we? 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:59.160 Hmm? God, you're the dirty of us all at zuomber 0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:05.479 session beyond here's me sweat says you. I'm also sanitizing. 0:01:06.680 --> 0:01:07.560 I'm all about you. 0:01:08.040 --> 0:01:12.360 Hey, speaking of coronavirus, Smitch, you only just got here. 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:14.640 You only just walked in the building. I'm not sure 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:18.160 if you missed the breaking news that happened about five 0:01:18.160 --> 0:01:20.280 minutes before you rocked up. It does affect you. 0:01:20.520 --> 0:01:21.000 What is it? 0:01:21.680 --> 0:01:23.600 Well, I've got it here in front of me. I've 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:24.440 printed it out for you. 0:01:24.840 --> 0:01:26.080 Is it everything right? 0:01:26.800 --> 0:01:31.880 It's a post from Miley Cyrus Australia to reduce potential 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:35.280 health risks in response to the current global help crisis. 0:01:35.400 --> 0:01:37.680 We are no longer traveling to Australia for the show. 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:41.399 I'm so disappointed not to be there, but I have 0:01:41.520 --> 0:01:44.280 to protect the band and crew will still be donating 0:01:44.319 --> 0:01:47.600 to the bush fires. I'm sorry, Australia. I'll check back soon. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:50.240 Here. Where'd you put this? 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:52.080 Facebook? Twitter, Instagram? Everywhere? 0:01:52.120 --> 0:01:52.800 You've doctored it? 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:53.640 I have not. 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:54.440 You've faked it. 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:55.840 There's stories about it. 0:01:55.880 --> 0:01:58.440 Get it up on your phone, Jenna. Now, So. 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:02.480 We've had to move the day that we record our 0:02:02.600 --> 0:02:06.760 podcast usually because you were going to Melbourne with your 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:08.920 partner in a surprised of his birthday to go see 0:02:08.919 --> 0:02:11.639 Miley Cyrus. And I thought, oh no, so you actually 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:14.079 ws You actually didn't know? You hadn't heard. 0:02:14.160 --> 0:02:15.480 No, I swear to you, I haven't heard. 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:17.520 I'm so sorry to be to break it to you. 0:02:17.639 --> 0:02:21.440 I have spent weeks organizing his goddamn present. 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:23.480 He's still going to go to Melbourne. Do you think I've. 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:28.040 Booked the Crown. I've paid so much money for a 0:02:28.160 --> 0:02:32.240 Kingview City room. I paid for parking tonight because I 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:34.400 got a hurt tiker and I'm under twenty five, so 0:02:34.440 --> 0:02:36.119 I had to pay an extra twenty dollars. 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:38.359 Well that's all right, then, if it's all organized, you 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:39.639 can still have a nice weekend. 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:43.680 Due to the recommendations of local states shut out Miley 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:47.120 to reduce potential health th it. She fucking twerks on 0:02:47.200 --> 0:02:49.800 every man she can. God for me, she gets a 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:54.560 sniffle got health crisis. We and what little Nassex can't 0:02:54.560 --> 0:02:58.120 talk for himself because he likes dick like fuck fucking Miley. 0:02:58.400 --> 0:03:00.400 But I have to do what he's right to protect 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:02.480 the health and safety of my band and crew. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:04.600 Very dramatic, isn't it. 0:03:04.639 --> 0:03:07.040 But I will be back soon. Holy shit, this is 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:08.880 absolutely devastating to me. 0:03:09.200 --> 0:03:10.880 I also don't believe it when she says she'll be 0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.000 back soon. Last time she was in Australia was for 0:03:13.040 --> 0:03:15.760 the Gypsy Heart to her in like two thousand and 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:18.160 god knows what, when she still had pure long brown hair. 0:03:18.200 --> 0:03:20.040 Also, she hasn't been back in ages. This was big. 0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:23.800 I think so could be rolled on. Oh my god, Well, 0:03:23.840 --> 0:03:27.400 happy birthday to Hayden No Daday birthday. The weekend will 0:03:27.400 --> 0:03:29.200 have been by the time this podcast is out. I 0:03:29.200 --> 0:03:30.200 hope you guys had a great time. 0:03:30.240 --> 0:03:31.519 What else are we going to do in Melbourne on 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:32.280 Friday night? 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:33.040 Oh? 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:36.160 Sure, there's an AFL game on. They've got good ramen. 0:03:36.520 --> 0:03:38.800 Well what's that noodleod? 0:03:39.280 --> 0:03:43.360 Oh right, Well, so Jenny, you lived in Melbourne for yes, 0:03:43.440 --> 0:03:49.480 I'm sure you've got some recommendation, says that tram doing 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:51.320 Jenny the painting class. 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:55.120 No, I loved the the leisure center near me. I 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:56.600 did somber and everything. 0:03:56.520 --> 0:03:59.320 When she lived in Melbourne. Her Instagram story every time 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:02.440 I checked it, Jenna was always at the most bizarre event. 0:04:02.480 --> 0:04:04.880 It was like, Oh, here I am at the mickey 0:04:04.920 --> 0:04:07.280 Mouth fortieth and of birth Thy Parade. It's like I 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:08.480 had no idea that existed. 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:11.920 Oh there was this awesome place called Sovereign Hill and 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:14.800 it was all gold Rush stuff. Oh, it's like people 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:17.720 from the eighteen hundreds all dressed up and acting out 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:18.239 these things. 0:04:18.240 --> 0:04:20.640 It was You really are a spirit that died in 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:24.119 the twenties, aren't you She's really incarnated in twenty twenty. 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:27.719 Speaking of which, on the way, I found something online 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:29.559 that I think will help us get to know Jenna 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:31.080 a little better. We'll be doing that later on. 0:04:31.120 --> 0:04:32.520 Al Right, I think I know what that is. I 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:34.559 am I really think I need to just take a break. 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:37.000 Do you know how much those tickets cost me? More 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:37.599 than the airfare? 0:04:37.640 --> 0:04:38.280 Can you tell me? 0:04:38.600 --> 0:04:39.080 Yeah? 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:39.680 How much? 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:41.440 One ninety each? 0:04:41.960 --> 0:04:43.799 Oh, that's not that bad. I paid like seven hundred 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:45.119 Australian for a Gaga ticket? 0:04:45.160 --> 0:04:48.000 Did you it was Gaga? This is Miley who cancels 0:04:48.040 --> 0:04:50.400 her show at a fucking coughs. Notice. 0:04:51.720 --> 0:04:53.360 I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you. 0:04:53.640 --> 0:04:55.520 I will still be making a donation to help the 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:58.000 victims of the bushfire crisis. What about the victims of 0:04:58.040 --> 0:04:59.160 your canceled concept? 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:00.000 Mitch? 0:05:00.360 --> 0:05:04.120 You can buy me Rahman. I'm honest. I don't know 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:05.720 what we're going to do in Melbourne. And if he 0:05:05.760 --> 0:05:08.360 doesn't know as well, this is before his birthday. 0:05:07.920 --> 0:05:09.960 So he I have the Should we call him and 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:10.920 ruin the surprise? 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:12.680 No? No, no, because his birthday is not till tomorrow, 0:05:12.680 --> 0:05:14.080 and I haven't given them. You know what this means. 0:05:14.080 --> 0:05:16.400 Now he's present. You know what I've done. I've got 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.560 a golden box from Hot Dollar, has a glitter on it, 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:20.919 and I wrapped up the playing tickets, put him in. 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:22.680 I wrapped up the accommodation, put it in, and I 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:24.559 wrapped up the two tickets, which are now like fucking 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:26.800 Germany and World War One, nothing worth nothing. 0:05:27.000 --> 0:05:31.039 Okay, well without the Miley tickets, what is still in 0:05:31.080 --> 0:05:33.320 the box. It's pretty good. My mum got me a 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:36.599 tea towel for my birthday and I thought that was great. 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:41.160 He's still got flights and accommodation. You'll be fine. Okay, shit, 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:43.400 I still really want to call him and tell him that. 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:45.520 Well, you know what, we can do it? We could, 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:48.039 I guess yes, No, no, no, let me let me 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:49.120 tell him face to face. 0:05:50.040 --> 0:05:50.880 Okay, FaceTime him. 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:51.599 It's fine. 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:53.920 I'll keep nagging all shows, see if I can convince you. 0:05:53.920 --> 0:05:55.960 All right, Okay, well you're not gonna get me there. 0:05:56.040 --> 0:05:57.840 Let's start the show. It's your first time listening. It's 0:05:57.880 --> 0:05:58.640 episode nineteen. 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:00.720 Is it twenty fucking who knows? 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:02.880 I don't know. I think it's nineteen. Thank you for 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:06.159 joining we start the show the same way every week 0:06:06.200 --> 0:06:08.920 with an itch and is it just me? It is 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:11.680 something that we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. I 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:14.000 think I'll go first because mine is fresh in my mind. 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.080 I only conceived it like an hour ago when I 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:17.680 was in the shower. 0:06:18.000 --> 0:06:19.479 Okay, then and I looked down. 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:23.080 I thought, that's my age. 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:25.680 I've got a really growth mental image in my brain. 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:28.039 Can you please can get rid of it by telling me. 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:29.880 What it actually Okay, and you're gonna go second, Yes, 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:31.680 I will. All right, let's start show. 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:34.640 Is it just me? 0:06:36.880 --> 0:06:40.279 Do you never clean your legs? 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:42.560 Oh that's a good point. Actually. 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:44.440 I was in the shower this morning and I was 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.840 cleaning my whole body, and I thought done, And then 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:48.839 I looked down. I thought, hold on a second, I 0:06:48.839 --> 0:06:51.839 don't even touched my legs, and I never do. 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:54.320 I just hope to God the thap trickles down. 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:55.880 There, so I think I kind of hope. Sometimes I 0:06:55.880 --> 0:06:58.320 put the heel of my foot in the drain hole, 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:00.160 so then it sort of fills up past my own 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:02.800 just wade in the water like it's a jungle, and 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:05.760 it sort of splashes up against my thighs and sort 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:07.680 of like a baby in a little baby pool, you 0:07:07.760 --> 0:07:09.800 know what I mean, A big old baby. 0:07:11.160 --> 0:07:13.920 So the soles of your feet are beautiful. 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:17.440 Yeah, oh, the soles of my shoes up, she's up brown. 0:07:17.840 --> 0:07:19.960 Sometimes I get that coffee scrub and I do that 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:22.000 on like my legs and thighs, and then I feel 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:24.280 awesome afterwards, and I think, I wonder how long that 0:07:25.080 --> 0:07:26.560 dead skin has been er. 0:07:27.000 --> 0:07:29.840 I've done one of those coffee scrubs before, right, But 0:07:29.880 --> 0:07:32.000 then it leaves like a sheen of oil over your body. 0:07:32.240 --> 0:07:35.840 You can't put your pajamas on. It sticks to you. 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:37.840 What frank body scrub? 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:40.800 I make my own, do you Yeah. 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:42.480 Well, like a buddy doomsday prepper. 0:07:43.080 --> 0:07:45.400 No, you make your eyes. It's so easy to make 0:07:45.440 --> 0:07:47.480 coffee scrub. It's the easiest thing in the word. 0:07:47.280 --> 0:07:50.280 Coffee and oil. Well I did. I did some research, right, 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:54.640 And this was a study was like released a couple 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:57.880 of years ago. Apparently I wrote it down. I think 0:07:57.880 --> 0:08:01.040 it's eleven percent of people do not clean the lower 0:08:01.040 --> 0:08:03.800 half of their body other than genitals. Eleven percent of people. 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:07.000 See that doesn't sound like much because I thought that 0:08:07.040 --> 0:08:09.280 it was like everyone in this room, you two, Jenna, yep, 0:08:09.560 --> 0:08:11.280 while we're in the minority once again. 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:13.960 Yeah, look at his scarf. Put a Facebook status up. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:16.680 But I cleaned, you're clean the bits and then the 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:18.960 important stuff. Yeah again, And then I just and I 0:08:19.000 --> 0:08:21.360 just hope that my legs are clean. But they're never dirty. 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:23.960 They're never doing anything to get dirty. I do bath a. 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:26.400 Lot, though, so I kind of yeah, they would, they're 0:08:26.440 --> 0:08:27.440 submerged in water. 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:28.920 I had a bath the other night and I completely 0:08:28.920 --> 0:08:30.800 forgot about the rule of displacement, and I field it 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:34.560 up like that'll be enough. Sat in it overflowing everywhere, 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:36.280 and I had my MacBook Pro on the ground and 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:38.800 I watched the Mandalorian. It wet my MacBook. Now my 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:44.080 MacBook speaker is broken. Oh no, there's water stuck in it. 0:08:44.360 --> 0:08:45.560 Why did you feel it all the way to the 0:08:45.559 --> 0:08:46.600 top anyway? Why does that? 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:48.520 It was an awful bath. It was so hot because 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:50.319 it was on Sunday night, it was raining and it 0:08:50.400 --> 0:08:52.440 got so hot my heart started to palpott. 0:08:52.760 --> 0:08:55.120 I was like, oh my god, God, it. 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:57.040 Was very hot. It's had to get out and the 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:57.400 board it. 0:08:57.480 --> 0:08:59.400 Do you have a nice, beautiful spa bath in your 0:08:59.400 --> 0:09:00.679 Melbourne Hotel hell room? 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:03.040 Yeah, I'm actually made sure we had a bath a 0:09:03.040 --> 0:09:04.119 good fit to people. 0:09:03.880 --> 0:09:07.480 Friday night, thought it. There you go, Screwmiley, You're all good. 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:08.320 Bath together. 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:11.880 Wash your legs for the first time in week, bacha. 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:14.160 If you don't clean your leg or if you do, 0:09:14.280 --> 0:09:15.800 if you make a point to clean your legs, you know, 0:09:15.840 --> 0:09:17.640 why send us a DM A couple of mitches? I 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:19.600 want to know if because of. 0:09:19.640 --> 0:09:21.840 E I'm logging off for the week. I don't need 0:09:21.880 --> 0:09:25.760 those messages, thank you very much. Okay, there you go, heart, 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:27.319 your filthy legs. God, let's jump. 0:09:27.320 --> 0:09:28.160 Are you ready to do your origin? 0:09:28.320 --> 0:09:28.480 Yeah? 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:28.679 Sure? 0:09:28.720 --> 0:09:29.000 Why not? 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:32.439 Here we go. Second ym of the day. Is it 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:33.320 just me? 0:09:35.720 --> 0:09:38.480 Do you ever wonder what your parents got up to 0:09:38.840 --> 0:09:40.160 before you were born? 0:09:40.360 --> 0:09:42.320 Yeah, all the time, all the time. 0:09:42.440 --> 0:09:45.920 I never used to, But the older I get, I think, okay, 0:09:45.960 --> 0:09:48.800 you were around thirty when you had me, I get 0:09:48.880 --> 0:09:51.120 up to some shit. You must have lived, well, you would. 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:55.400 They would have lived a whole other life before I 0:09:55.440 --> 0:09:57.080 blessed them and improved it greatly. 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:57.600 Right. 0:09:58.160 --> 0:09:59.760 But there was a guy and out off of Sam, 0:09:59.800 --> 0:10:03.600 you know Sam, obviously he he was telling me the 0:10:03.640 --> 0:10:05.199 most interesting thing the other day. I was like, I 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:08.200 wish my parents had that backstory. Can you go get 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:09.120 him who. 0:10:10.400 --> 0:10:12.760 Jenn doesn't know anyone? That is Amanda and you and I? 0:10:13.120 --> 0:10:14.079 Is that the British one? 0:10:14.240 --> 0:10:16.280 You got a long hair? Oh yes, okay, it kind 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:18.839 of looks like he belongs in a band. He does 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:22.920 to be kicked out for heroines. My parents, my dad 0:10:23.000 --> 0:10:25.319 was a flame, like not a famous but almost famous 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:28.079 football star football player, really yeah, and he like got 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:29.760 around with the ladies. And he tells me all the time, 0:10:29.760 --> 0:10:31.480 back when I was still in the closet, it's like, 0:10:31.520 --> 0:10:33.719 you gotta sew your wild oats, mate, you got to 0:10:33.760 --> 0:10:38.520 get your seat out there always. Hello, Sami, Hi, you 0:10:38.559 --> 0:10:40.560 do look like a bandpayer too. Get on that Mic. 0:10:41.400 --> 0:10:44.080 Sorry. I was just telling Mitch about the thing you 0:10:44.160 --> 0:10:45.880 were telling me about your dad the other day. So 0:10:45.960 --> 0:10:47.360 the package arrived in the office. 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:49.120 Is your dad the Zodiac Killer or something? 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:52.800 No? Okay, thankfully not as far as I'm aware to 0:10:52.880 --> 0:10:54.160 be here. That would not be great. 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:56.240 He got a package that arrived in the office the 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:59.120 other day and I was like, oh, what's that? And 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:01.280 he told me and I was like, oh my god, 0:11:01.400 --> 0:11:05.000 that is incredible. You can probably tell the story better 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:05.280 than me. 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:09.480 Okay, So it was my dad's seventieth birthday in January. 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:12.440 God, he has a good voice. I'm so sorry, isn't 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:15.199 it phenomenal? Thank you? So like Austin Wells broadcasting War 0:11:15.240 --> 0:11:17.920 of the World. So it was my. 0:11:17.920 --> 0:11:21.320 Dad's tony his birthday, and he brought back all of 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:23.120 his mates that he knew from when it was sixteen 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:24.559 and when he was younger used to be in a 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:27.840 whole bunch of bands, and all those guys were together 0:11:27.960 --> 0:11:32.079 and his mate was like fourteen whiskies deep and was 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.920 telling me a story all about bag in the day. 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:40.560 So apparently they spent maybe two years in Paris together 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:49.840 and not no, not in that way, my godd No, instead, 0:11:51.200 --> 0:11:53.680 just spent the whole time drinking a whole bunch of 0:11:54.440 --> 0:11:59.200 various types of liquors and writing songs. One in particular 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:03.880 ended up becoming an EP and was one of the 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:07.400 most successful singles to be released in France in the 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:11.840 year of nineteen seventy eight. Oh my god, and apparently 0:12:11.840 --> 0:12:13.840 it was really big. So I went home, I googled 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:16.240 it and yeah, turns out it was in the top 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:20.040 three or so of the year of nineteen seventy eight, 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:20.800 but just in France. 0:12:25.240 --> 0:12:28.040 Could you imagine just finding out just low key your 0:12:28.080 --> 0:12:30.800 parent used to be a fucking like pop star in Paris? 0:12:30.880 --> 0:12:33.480 Yeah, my dad kamilli ram me your birthday song. 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:36.240 I just I was like, I could not imagine finding 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:38.240 that out. And I haven't gone so long not having 0:12:38.280 --> 0:12:38.880 that information. 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:41.240 So your dad had never told you this, well, no, no, 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:43.400 if he had, it was one of those things that 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:45.640 he told me years ago that I wasn't out whatever. 0:12:46.160 --> 0:12:49.839 But I've felt compelled. I had to go and find 0:12:49.840 --> 0:12:53.080 whether I could find it somewhere. It was on Spotify nowhere. 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:58.360 Eventually some random website of people like people who collect 0:12:58.440 --> 0:13:02.120 vinyl EPs, they had like fourteen of them. 0:13:04.240 --> 0:13:05.480 I have one for free now. 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:08.520 It was it was like four euro So I shipped 0:13:08.520 --> 0:13:10.840 over from Paris. I've restored the whole thing. I'm going 0:13:10.920 --> 0:13:13.120 to give it to him for Father's Day or something. 0:13:13.120 --> 0:13:15.280 I'm not sure what good does he know that you've 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:15.880 done all this? No? 0:13:16.160 --> 0:13:18.800 No, oh my god? 0:13:18.880 --> 0:13:20.560 What if the lyrics are about like what if he 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:23.040 was a Nazi or something. He's like and he's been 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:25.920 under cover, right and he's in withness protection. He's like, 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:27.120 don't play songs? 0:13:28.360 --> 0:13:31.400 Well, sayfully, it's called I wrote me a song. Oh okay, 0:13:31.600 --> 0:13:34.720 and it's got a half naked girl on the cover. Oh, 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:38.280 and it's just about being like in love with a. 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:39.439 Girl, very friend. 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:42.360 So unless it was some far line who was, you know, 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:46.480 from the Nazi camp in nineteen forty something, which I'm 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:49.200 pretty sure it's not, it's pretty just nice. 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:50.000 So do you have the song? 0:13:50.280 --> 0:13:52.080 I haven't actually heard it yet. That's I said to 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:54.320 Sam when we were down in reception and it arrived 0:13:54.320 --> 0:13:56.320 here at the office. Yeah, oh my god, I really 0:13:56.320 --> 0:13:58.880 want to hear that. I've dragged him in here to 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:01.080 play it on our pod. I really want to hear it. 0:14:01.120 --> 0:14:02.199 Is it the restored version? 0:14:02.800 --> 0:14:03.560 Restored version? 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:04.880 Is it an English? In French? 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:05.600 That's in English? 0:14:05.920 --> 0:14:07.480 So you've had to record it in off a record 0:14:07.480 --> 0:14:09.240 player and everything. It's quite a process. 0:14:09.360 --> 0:14:10.959 The whole thing is christ. 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:13.160 All my mom has is the next husband. 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:14.880 That's not that interesting. 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:17.200 All my dad has just next wife. 0:14:17.400 --> 0:14:20.560 Oh really No, I found out when I was twenty one. 0:14:21.040 --> 0:14:23.040 Sh what yep? 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:24.400 How did you find that out? 0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:27.280 My auntie let it slip and my dad got very angry. 0:14:27.400 --> 0:14:30.960 You're kidding, you know, don't talk about Beatrice was like that. 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:32.320 I don't even know her name. 0:14:33.080 --> 0:14:35.280 I've mentioned my mum's first husband, but did I tell 0:14:35.280 --> 0:14:36.120 you how I found out? 0:14:36.400 --> 0:14:36.640 No. 0:14:37.160 --> 0:14:39.960 One of my cousins was like compiling our family history 0:14:39.960 --> 0:14:42.440 book and she needed photos. She goes, hey, do you 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:44.960 have any photos of your mum's wedding to your dad? 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:47.360 Because I only have photos from her first wedding. I 0:14:47.400 --> 0:14:51.600 was like, excuse me, and then she's like, oh shit, 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:54.240 you mustn't know. I don't tell. Don't tell mom. She 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:55.960 was visiting for Christmas. She goes, if you're going to 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:57.440 if you're going to tell Jane that you know this, 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:00.240 let me pack my bags first. And then I was like, 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:04.080 don't worry, don't worry. I'll be really tact for Jane. 0:15:04.080 --> 0:15:07.600 Have you been married before danae? And she just laughed 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.440 because she's like, I don't really give a fucking you 0:15:09.560 --> 0:15:13.440 were going to find out eventually she didn't have kids, right, No, No, 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.400 she was. She was eighteen when she married him and 0:15:17.040 --> 0:15:19.800 not divorced when she started dating Dad at twenty one. 0:15:19.800 --> 0:15:21.800 I remember we spoke about that the podcast. 0:15:22.280 --> 0:15:23.920 All my mum and dad have said is that we 0:15:24.000 --> 0:15:27.000 broke up when Dad wanted to go and see the world, 0:15:27.560 --> 0:15:31.240 and then we got back together briefly thereafter, and my kid, 0:15:31.280 --> 0:15:34.040 I'm like dad travel he's still called mom. They were 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:36.560 sending post cards. No, he just went and was getting 0:15:36.560 --> 0:15:38.520 with whoever he could to get out of his system 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:40.240 because he was a football player, right, so you know 0:15:40.480 --> 0:15:43.160 he'd fucking fucking Belgium donut if he could. But like 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:46.920 back in the day, not now. But yeah, they broke 0:15:47.000 --> 0:15:48.680 up for a year or two and then got back together. 0:15:48.800 --> 0:15:50.840 You see, this is what I mean. It's weird finding 0:15:50.840 --> 0:15:52.840 out your parents have lived a whole fucking life before 0:15:52.880 --> 0:15:53.480 you came along. 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:54.400 Yeah, very true. 0:15:54.440 --> 0:15:55.400 So have we got the song? 0:15:55.640 --> 0:15:57.840 Yeah, We've got it is kind of weird because I'm 0:15:57.840 --> 0:15:59.920 gonna be honest, it's kind of like my dad's memoir 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.000 of when he was off in France banging a whole 0:16:02.000 --> 0:16:05.560 bunch of French checks and just drinking everything. 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:08.119 Is it rock? Like sweet lack of Croissant? 0:16:10.400 --> 0:16:12.160 I think you should probably just play it and it 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:13.800 will give you the general vibel. Right. 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:14.600 What's the song called? 0:16:15.120 --> 0:16:17.840 I wrote the song by who? John Vallan? 0:16:20.560 --> 0:16:24.720 What it is? I'm just setting up the Sorry. 0:16:25.160 --> 0:16:26.080 That's a sleeping bag. 0:16:28.160 --> 0:16:29.840 Okay, here we go, let's play it. 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:46.200 John Vallen here it's smooth, wrote me song. 0:16:47.480 --> 0:16:57.120 Words so tried once again. 0:16:57.440 --> 0:17:00.360 It kind of sounds like you he does. 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:01.720 That's the thing that freaked me out. 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:03.920 How old was he when he recorded this again? 0:17:05.000 --> 0:17:07.119 Twenty eight and you're how old twenty six? 0:17:08.200 --> 0:17:10.480