Speaker 1: People do some weird ship it should in young people,
Speaker 1: inhaling the gas from cooking canisters known as names to
Speaker 1: get hide.
Speaker 2: Some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 3: I've done everything for you my career on hold, I
Speaker 3: couldn't been anything if I'd had the talent.
Speaker 2: Bless yourself for observations.
Speaker 4: You didn't ask for this leadership.
Speaker 5: I think he's one of the greatest leaders we've ever had.
Speaker 4: You well, good, Just.
Speaker 2: The black couple of Mitchie. One of us be Mitch
Speaker 2: and the other be Mitchell. Just to make things easier,
Speaker 2: your Mitch.
Speaker 3: I only call you Mitchell when you're being annoying.
Speaker 2: You always call me Mitchell. Oh, no, he is Mitch.
Speaker 2: Julie and Mitchell koom. Oh my god, good to be back.
Speaker 3: How do you go back again?
Speaker 2: Before we start? Very quickly? Yeah, I call him everyone.
Speaker 3: Oh, we're sanitizing our hands, are we?
Speaker 2: Hmm? God, you're the dirty of us all at zuomber
Speaker 2: session beyond here's me sweat says you. I'm also sanitizing.
Speaker 2: I'm all about you.
Speaker 3: Hey, speaking of coronavirus, Smitch, you only just got here.
Speaker 3: You only just walked in the building. I'm not sure
Speaker 3: if you missed the breaking news that happened about five
Speaker 3: minutes before you rocked up. It does affect you.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 3: Well, I've got it here in front of me. I've
Speaker 3: printed it out for you.
Speaker 2: Is it everything right?
Speaker 3: It's a post from Miley Cyrus Australia to reduce potential
Speaker 3: health risks in response to the current global help crisis.
Speaker 3: We are no longer traveling to Australia for the show.
Speaker 3: I'm so disappointed not to be there, but I have
Speaker 3: to protect the band and crew will still be donating
Speaker 3: to the bush fires. I'm sorry, Australia. I'll check back soon.
Speaker 2: Here. Where'd you put this?
Speaker 3: Facebook? Twitter, Instagram? Everywhere?
Speaker 2: You've doctored it?
Speaker 3: I have not.
Speaker 2: You've faked it.
Speaker 3: There's stories about it.
Speaker 2: Get it up on your phone, Jenna. Now, So.
Speaker 3: We've had to move the day that we record our
Speaker 3: podcast usually because you were going to Melbourne with your
Speaker 3: partner in a surprised of his birthday to go see
Speaker 3: Miley Cyrus. And I thought, oh no, so you actually
Speaker 3: ws You actually didn't know? You hadn't heard.
Speaker 2: No, I swear to you, I haven't heard.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry to be to break it to you.
Speaker 2: I have spent weeks organizing his goddamn present.
Speaker 3: He's still going to go to Melbourne. Do you think I've.
Speaker 2: Booked the Crown. I've paid so much money for a
Speaker 2: Kingview City room. I paid for parking tonight because I
Speaker 2: got a hurt tiker and I'm under twenty five, so
Speaker 2: I had to pay an extra twenty dollars.
Speaker 3: Well that's all right, then, if it's all organized, you
Speaker 3: can still have a nice weekend.
Speaker 2: Due to the recommendations of local states shut out Miley
Speaker 2: to reduce potential health th it. She fucking twerks on
Speaker 2: every man she can. God for me, she gets a
Speaker 2: sniffle got health crisis. We and what little Nassex can't
Speaker 2: talk for himself because he likes dick like fuck fucking Miley.
Speaker 2: But I have to do what he's right to protect
Speaker 2: the health and safety of my band and crew.
Speaker 3: Very dramatic, isn't it.
Speaker 2: But I will be back soon. Holy shit, this is
Speaker 2: absolutely devastating to me.
Speaker 3: I also don't believe it when she says she'll be
Speaker 3: back soon. Last time she was in Australia was for
Speaker 3: the Gypsy Heart to her in like two thousand and
Speaker 3: god knows what, when she still had pure long brown hair.
Speaker 2: Also, she hasn't been back in ages. This was big.
Speaker 3: I think so could be rolled on. Oh my god, Well,
Speaker 3: happy birthday to Hayden No Daday birthday. The weekend will
Speaker 3: have been by the time this podcast is out. I
Speaker 3: hope you guys had a great time.
Speaker 2: What else are we going to do in Melbourne on
Speaker 2: Friday night?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Sure, there's an AFL game on. They've got good ramen.
Speaker 2: Well what's that noodleod?
Speaker 3: Oh right, Well, so Jenny, you lived in Melbourne for yes,
Speaker 3: I'm sure you've got some recommendation, says that tram doing
Speaker 3: Jenny the painting class.
Speaker 1: No, I loved the the leisure center near me. I
Speaker 1: did somber and everything.
Speaker 3: When she lived in Melbourne. Her Instagram story every time
Speaker 3: I checked it, Jenna was always at the most bizarre event.
Speaker 3: It was like, Oh, here I am at the mickey
Speaker 3: Mouth fortieth and of birth Thy Parade. It's like I
Speaker 3: had no idea that existed.
Speaker 1: Oh there was this awesome place called Sovereign Hill and
Speaker 1: it was all gold Rush stuff. Oh, it's like people
Speaker 1: from the eighteen hundreds all dressed up and acting out
Speaker 1: these things.
Speaker 2: It was You really are a spirit that died in
Speaker 2: the twenties, aren't you She's really incarnated in twenty twenty.
Speaker 3: Speaking of which, on the way, I found something online
Speaker 3: that I think will help us get to know Jenna
Speaker 3: a little better. We'll be doing that later on.
Speaker 2: Al Right, I think I know what that is. I
Speaker 2: am I really think I need to just take a break.
Speaker 2: Do you know how much those tickets cost me? More
Speaker 2: than the airfare?
Speaker 3: Can you tell me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: How much?
Speaker 2: One ninety each?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's not that bad. I paid like seven hundred
Speaker 3: Australian for a Gaga ticket?
Speaker 2: Did you it was Gaga? This is Miley who cancels
Speaker 2: her show at a fucking coughs. Notice.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry to be the one to break it to you.
Speaker 2: I will still be making a donation to help the
Speaker 2: victims of the bushfire crisis. What about the victims of
Speaker 2: your canceled concept?
Speaker 3: Mitch?
Speaker 2: You can buy me Rahman. I'm honest. I don't know
Speaker 2: what we're going to do in Melbourne. And if he
Speaker 2: doesn't know as well, this is before his birthday.
Speaker 3: So he I have the Should we call him and
Speaker 3: ruin the surprise?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, because his birthday is not till tomorrow,
Speaker 2: and I haven't given them. You know what this means.
Speaker 2: Now he's present. You know what I've done. I've got
Speaker 2: a golden box from Hot Dollar, has a glitter on it,
Speaker 2: and I wrapped up the playing tickets, put him in.
Speaker 2: I wrapped up the accommodation, put it in, and I
Speaker 2: wrapped up the two tickets, which are now like fucking
Speaker 2: Germany and World War One, nothing worth nothing.
Speaker 3: Okay, well without the Miley tickets, what is still in
Speaker 3: the box. It's pretty good. My mum got me a
Speaker 3: tea towel for my birthday and I thought that was great.
Speaker 3: He's still got flights and accommodation. You'll be fine. Okay, shit,
Speaker 3: I still really want to call him and tell him that.
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, we can do it? We could,
Speaker 2: I guess yes, No, no, no, let me let me
Speaker 2: tell him face to face.
Speaker 3: Okay, FaceTime him.
Speaker 2: It's fine.
Speaker 3: I'll keep nagging all shows, see if I can convince you.
Speaker 2: All right, Okay, well you're not gonna get me there.
Speaker 2: Let's start the show. It's your first time listening. It's
Speaker 2: episode nineteen.
Speaker 3: Is it twenty fucking who knows?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think it's nineteen. Thank you for
Speaker 2: joining we start the show the same way every week
Speaker 2: with an itch and is it just me? It is
Speaker 2: something that we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. I
Speaker 2: think I'll go first because mine is fresh in my mind.
Speaker 2: I only conceived it like an hour ago when I
Speaker 2: was in the shower.
Speaker 3: Okay, then and I looked down.
Speaker 2: I thought, that's my age.
Speaker 3: I've got a really growth mental image in my brain.
Speaker 3: Can you please can get rid of it by telling me.
Speaker 2: What it actually Okay, and you're gonna go second, Yes,
Speaker 2: I will. All right, let's start show.
Speaker 6: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Do you never clean your legs?
Speaker 3: Oh that's a good point. Actually.
Speaker 2: I was in the shower this morning and I was
Speaker 2: cleaning my whole body, and I thought done, And then
Speaker 2: I looked down. I thought, hold on a second, I
Speaker 2: don't even touched my legs, and I never do.
Speaker 3: I just hope to God the thap trickles down.
Speaker 2: There, so I think I kind of hope. Sometimes I
Speaker 2: put the heel of my foot in the drain hole,
Speaker 2: so then it sort of fills up past my own
Speaker 2: just wade in the water like it's a jungle, and
Speaker 2: it sort of splashes up against my thighs and sort
Speaker 2: of like a baby in a little baby pool, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, A big old baby.
Speaker 3: So the soles of your feet are beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, the soles of my shoes up, she's up brown.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I get that coffee scrub and I do that
Speaker 3: on like my legs and thighs, and then I feel
Speaker 3: awesome afterwards, and I think, I wonder how long that
Speaker 3: dead skin has been er.
Speaker 2: I've done one of those coffee scrubs before, right, But
Speaker 2: then it leaves like a sheen of oil over your body.
Speaker 2: You can't put your pajamas on. It sticks to you.
Speaker 2: What frank body scrub?
Speaker 3: I make my own, do you Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, like a buddy doomsday prepper.
Speaker 3: No, you make your eyes. It's so easy to make
Speaker 3: coffee scrub. It's the easiest thing in the word.
Speaker 2: Coffee and oil. Well I did. I did some research, right,
Speaker 2: And this was a study was like released a couple
Speaker 2: of years ago. Apparently I wrote it down. I think
Speaker 2: it's eleven percent of people do not clean the lower
Speaker 2: half of their body other than genitals. Eleven percent of people.
Speaker 3: See that doesn't sound like much because I thought that
Speaker 3: it was like everyone in this room, you two, Jenna, yep,
Speaker 3: while we're in the minority once again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at his scarf. Put a Facebook status up.
Speaker 2: But I cleaned, you're clean the bits and then the
Speaker 2: important stuff. Yeah again, And then I just and I
Speaker 2: just hope that my legs are clean. But they're never dirty.
Speaker 2: They're never doing anything to get dirty. I do bath a.
Speaker 3: Lot, though, so I kind of yeah, they would, they're
Speaker 3: submerged in water.
Speaker 2: I had a bath the other night and I completely
Speaker 2: forgot about the rule of displacement, and I field it
Speaker 2: up like that'll be enough. Sat in it overflowing everywhere,
Speaker 2: and I had my MacBook Pro on the ground and
Speaker 2: I watched the Mandalorian. It wet my MacBook. Now my
Speaker 2: MacBook speaker is broken. Oh no, there's water stuck in it.
Speaker 3: Why did you feel it all the way to the
Speaker 3: top anyway? Why does that?
Speaker 2: It was an awful bath. It was so hot because
Speaker 2: it was on Sunday night, it was raining and it
Speaker 2: got so hot my heart started to palpott.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh my god, God, it.
Speaker 2: Was very hot. It's had to get out and the
Speaker 2: board it.
Speaker 3: Do you have a nice, beautiful spa bath in your
Speaker 3: Melbourne Hotel hell room?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm actually made sure we had a bath a
Speaker 2: good fit to people.
Speaker 3: Friday night, thought it. There you go, Screwmiley, You're all good.
Speaker 2: Bath together.
Speaker 3: Wash your legs for the first time in week, bacha.
Speaker 2: If you don't clean your leg or if you do,
Speaker 2: if you make a point to clean your legs, you know,
Speaker 2: why send us a DM A couple of mitches? I
Speaker 2: want to know if because of.
Speaker 3: E I'm logging off for the week. I don't need
Speaker 3: those messages, thank you very much. Okay, there you go, heart,
Speaker 3: your filthy legs. God, let's jump.
Speaker 2: Are you ready to do your origin?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Sure?
Speaker 4: Why not?
Speaker 2: Here we go. Second ym of the day. Is it
Speaker 2: just me?
Speaker 3: Do you ever wonder what your parents got up to
Speaker 3: before you were born?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all the time, all the time.
Speaker 3: I never used to, But the older I get, I think, okay,
Speaker 3: you were around thirty when you had me, I get
Speaker 3: up to some shit. You must have lived, well, you would.
Speaker 3: They would have lived a whole other life before I
Speaker 3: blessed them and improved it greatly.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: But there was a guy and out off of Sam,
Speaker 3: you know Sam, obviously he he was telling me the
Speaker 3: most interesting thing the other day. I was like, I
Speaker 3: wish my parents had that backstory. Can you go get
Speaker 3: him who.
Speaker 2: Jenn doesn't know anyone? That is Amanda and you and I?
Speaker 1: Is that the British one?
Speaker 2: You got a long hair? Oh yes, okay, it kind
Speaker 2: of looks like he belongs in a band. He does
Speaker 2: to be kicked out for heroines. My parents, my dad
Speaker 2: was a flame, like not a famous but almost famous
Speaker 2: football star football player, really yeah, and he like got
Speaker 2: around with the ladies. And he tells me all the time,
Speaker 2: back when I was still in the closet, it's like,
Speaker 2: you gotta sew your wild oats, mate, you got to
Speaker 2: get your seat out there always. Hello, Sami, Hi, you
Speaker 2: do look like a bandpayer too. Get on that Mic.
Speaker 3: Sorry. I was just telling Mitch about the thing you
Speaker 3: were telling me about your dad the other day. So
Speaker 3: the package arrived in the office.
Speaker 2: Is your dad the Zodiac Killer or something?
Speaker 4: No? Okay, thankfully not as far as I'm aware to
Speaker 4: be here. That would not be great.
Speaker 3: He got a package that arrived in the office the
Speaker 3: other day and I was like, oh, what's that? And
Speaker 3: he told me and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: that is incredible. You can probably tell the story better
Speaker 3: than me.
Speaker 4: Okay, So it was my dad's seventieth birthday in January.
Speaker 2: God, he has a good voice. I'm so sorry, isn't
Speaker 2: it phenomenal? Thank you? So like Austin Wells broadcasting War
Speaker 2: of the World. So it was my.
Speaker 4: Dad's tony his birthday, and he brought back all of
Speaker 4: his mates that he knew from when it was sixteen
Speaker 4: and when he was younger used to be in a
Speaker 4: whole bunch of bands, and all those guys were together
Speaker 4: and his mate was like fourteen whiskies deep and was
Speaker 4: telling me a story all about bag in the day.
Speaker 4: So apparently they spent maybe two years in Paris together
Speaker 4: and not no, not in that way, my godd No, instead,
Speaker 4: just spent the whole time drinking a whole bunch of
Speaker 4: various types of liquors and writing songs. One in particular
Speaker 4: ended up becoming an EP and was one of the
Speaker 4: most successful singles to be released in France in the
Speaker 4: year of nineteen seventy eight. Oh my god, and apparently
Speaker 4: it was really big. So I went home, I googled
Speaker 4: it and yeah, turns out it was in the top
Speaker 4: three or so of the year of nineteen seventy eight,
Speaker 4: but just in France.
Speaker 3: Could you imagine just finding out just low key your
Speaker 3: parent used to be a fucking like pop star in Paris?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my dad kamilli ram me your birthday song.
Speaker 3: I just I was like, I could not imagine finding
Speaker 3: that out. And I haven't gone so long not having
Speaker 3: that information.
Speaker 4: So your dad had never told you this, well, no, no,
Speaker 4: if he had, it was one of those things that
Speaker 4: he told me years ago that I wasn't out whatever.
Speaker 4: But I've felt compelled. I had to go and find
Speaker 4: whether I could find it somewhere. It was on Spotify nowhere.
Speaker 4: Eventually some random website of people like people who collect
Speaker 4: vinyl EPs, they had like fourteen of them.
Speaker 2: I have one for free now.
Speaker 4: It was it was like four euro So I shipped
Speaker 4: over from Paris. I've restored the whole thing. I'm going
Speaker 4: to give it to him for Father's Day or something.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure what good does he know that you've
Speaker 3: done all this? No?
Speaker 4: No, oh my god?
Speaker 2: What if the lyrics are about like what if he
Speaker 2: was a Nazi or something. He's like and he's been
Speaker 2: under cover, right and he's in withness protection. He's like,
Speaker 2: don't play songs?
Speaker 4: Well, sayfully, it's called I wrote me a song. Oh okay,
Speaker 4: and it's got a half naked girl on the cover. Oh,
Speaker 4: and it's just about being like in love with a.
Speaker 2: Girl, very friend.
Speaker 4: So unless it was some far line who was, you know,
Speaker 4: from the Nazi camp in nineteen forty something, which I'm
Speaker 4: pretty sure it's not, it's pretty just nice.
Speaker 2: So do you have the song?
Speaker 3: I haven't actually heard it yet. That's I said to
Speaker 3: Sam when we were down in reception and it arrived
Speaker 3: here at the office. Yeah, oh my god, I really
Speaker 3: want to hear that. I've dragged him in here to
Speaker 3: play it on our pod. I really want to hear it.
Speaker 3: Is it the restored version?
Speaker 4: Restored version?
Speaker 2: Is it an English? In French?
Speaker 4: That's in English?
Speaker 3: So you've had to record it in off a record
Speaker 3: player and everything. It's quite a process.
Speaker 2: The whole thing is christ.
Speaker 3: All my mom has is the next husband.
Speaker 2: That's not that interesting.
Speaker 3: All my dad has just next wife.
Speaker 1: Oh really No, I found out when I was twenty one.
Speaker 4: Sh what yep?
Speaker 2: How did you find that out?
Speaker 1: My auntie let it slip and my dad got very angry.
Speaker 2: You're kidding, you know, don't talk about Beatrice was like that.
Speaker 1: I don't even know her name.
Speaker 3: I've mentioned my mum's first husband, but did I tell
Speaker 3: you how I found out?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: One of my cousins was like compiling our family history
Speaker 3: book and she needed photos. She goes, hey, do you
Speaker 3: have any photos of your mum's wedding to your dad?
Speaker 3: Because I only have photos from her first wedding. I
Speaker 3: was like, excuse me, and then she's like, oh shit,
Speaker 3: you mustn't know. I don't tell. Don't tell mom. She
Speaker 3: was visiting for Christmas. She goes, if you're going to
Speaker 3: if you're going to tell Jane that you know this,
Speaker 3: let me pack my bags first. And then I was like,
Speaker 3: don't worry, don't worry. I'll be really tact for Jane.
Speaker 3: Have you been married before danae? And she just laughed
Speaker 3: because she's like, I don't really give a fucking you
Speaker 3: were going to find out eventually she didn't have kids, right, No, No,
Speaker 3: she was. She was eighteen when she married him and
Speaker 3: not divorced when she started dating Dad at twenty one.
Speaker 3: I remember we spoke about that the podcast.
Speaker 2: All my mum and dad have said is that we
Speaker 2: broke up when Dad wanted to go and see the world,
Speaker 2: and then we got back together briefly thereafter, and my kid,
Speaker 2: I'm like dad travel he's still called mom. They were
Speaker 2: sending post cards. No, he just went and was getting
Speaker 2: with whoever he could to get out of his system
Speaker 2: because he was a football player, right, so you know
Speaker 2: he'd fucking fucking Belgium donut if he could. But like
Speaker 2: back in the day, not now. But yeah, they broke
Speaker 2: up for a year or two and then got back together.
Speaker 3: You see, this is what I mean. It's weird finding
Speaker 3: out your parents have lived a whole fucking life before
Speaker 3: you came along.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very true.
Speaker 3: So have we got the song?
Speaker 4: Yeah, We've got it is kind of weird because I'm
Speaker 4: gonna be honest, it's kind of like my dad's memoir
Speaker 4: of when he was off in France banging a whole
Speaker 4: bunch of French checks and just drinking everything.
Speaker 2: Is it rock? Like sweet lack of Croissant?
Speaker 4: I think you should probably just play it and it
Speaker 4: will give you the general vibel. Right.
Speaker 2: What's the song called?
Speaker 4: I wrote the song by who? John Vallan?
Speaker 2: What it is? I'm just setting up the Sorry.
Speaker 3: That's a sleeping bag.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go, let's play it.
Speaker 3: John Vallen here it's smooth, wrote me song.
Speaker 4: Words so tried once again.
Speaker 3: It kind of sounds like you he does.
Speaker 4: That's the thing that freaked me out.
Speaker 3: How old was he when he recorded this again?
Speaker 4: Twenty eight and you're how old twenty six?
Speaker 3: That's why they found similar I like it.
Speaker 2: This is definitely a grower had man.
Speaker 4: It can't be so for just grab a cup of
Speaker 4: tea set by the fireside.
Speaker 3: That is definitely French top ten material.
Speaker 4: It really is the most nineteen seventies thing that's ever existed,
Speaker 4: with the mandolins in the whole, the whole vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very like vintage Porner.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh yeah, No, it's the white linen curtains and
Speaker 4: just a whole lot of bush around the bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me picture the seventies corner.
Speaker 4: Why, thanks my heart just for faust before.
Speaker 3: I didn't need any of that. It's not seeing it,
Speaker 3: i'ming you can be. I'm seeing it.
Speaker 2: I'm picturing a round bed with like a like a
Speaker 2: faux fir. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It's got a mandolin solo now, which is which is
Speaker 4: exactly when you're getting really just close up to someone's leg,
Speaker 4: just like the slow pan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cross, nothing like penetration to a mandolin, all that
Speaker 2: finger movement. Mister Fallen.
Speaker 3: I mentioned telling someone, oh, he put the man in mandolin.
Speaker 2: I've said that to someone else, but I said, you
Speaker 2: put the man in mandarin. It was very different because
Speaker 2: he was Asian. Didn't happen.
Speaker 4: It's a lot of citrus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, just that mandolin's still going.
Speaker 3: I wonder how long it's been since your dad has
Speaker 3: heard that music.
Speaker 4: I think it's got to be maybe thirty years.
Speaker 3: That's sorry, I know the best, like father say gift.
Speaker 2: Ever, Yeah, I imagine our kids listening back to this
Speaker 2: show in twenty years and here we are.
Speaker 7: We're the podcast, but more in between episodes.
Speaker 6: Then join a group, sport you lazy third, or go
Speaker 6: borrow a library book. Meanwhile, you can follow the show online.
Speaker 6: That's a couple of Mitchens.
Speaker 3: Now, Jenna, Oh no, you are the Sharon to mine
Speaker 3: Mitches Kath and Kim. Right, your name is not in
Speaker 3: the show, but you're probably everyone's favorite character.
Speaker 2: You're the star.
Speaker 3: Everyone makes a point of mentioning you in our show reviews.
Speaker 3: So I thought everyone should get to know Jenna a
Speaker 3: little bit better. I was browsing online. I found a
Speaker 3: quiz that I thought, oh, would really help us explain you.
Speaker 3: The quiz is will I become a serial killer? It's
Speaker 3: just a ten questions.
Speaker 2: That's important ground work.
Speaker 3: I think that this is gonna Jenna's a bit odd,
Speaker 3: and we're going to deny that.
Speaker 2: No, no, sorry, Sam, you can say I can't.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I was feeling a bit awkward because it's like,
Speaker 4: I'm still here.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna laugh in the background. Don't mind. Mean guys,
Speaker 2: that's fine.
Speaker 3: Stay you can start, but also you're welcome to leave.
Speaker 3: Don't let him keep your hostage.
Speaker 2: Well, if anyone's keep you hostage, it's gonna be the
Speaker 2: serial killer in the corner.
Speaker 3: That's so Jenna. The first question is have you been
Speaker 3: diagnosed with schizophrenia or anything paranoia related, or psychopathy or sociopathy?
Speaker 3: So no, no, okay, great, so good. Question two?
Speaker 2: Hold on, can I just want to set the scene
Speaker 2: a little bit, just so we have something?
Speaker 3: Is there any like murderer music?
Speaker 2: Oh? For goodness, this is nice.
Speaker 3: In school, were you the weird kid, popular kid, loner kid,
Speaker 3: nerd or jock? Hmmm? Maybe nerd? Okay, nerd, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sure nerd, But you did your homework.
Speaker 3: I don't think I was any of those. Maybe loner
Speaker 3: kid a horseboy. Why makes you think that?
Speaker 2: I don't know you scream horseboy?
Speaker 3: I hated our horse silver Bit Anyway, Question three, Jenna,
Speaker 3: A lot of the time you feel happy, paranoid and disturbed,
Speaker 3: irritated or angry and aggressive. Probably be paranoid and disturbed. Yeah, okay, great,
Speaker 3: I haven't been giving a B or C.
Speaker 2: So are we gonna go? Yeah? I was gonna say,
Speaker 2: don't set the rules. Which one that's something that someone
Speaker 2: likes to control? Would say, control over someone's life? Maybe
Speaker 2: they're dead, Let's get on with it now.
Speaker 3: This one, this one's a little bit revealing. How would
Speaker 3: you like to kill someone in the most gruesome way possible.
Speaker 3: I'd never kill anyone secretly and quickly disposed of the body.
Speaker 3: Or I feel guilty, but what's done is done.
Speaker 1: Well, maybe the last one.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm surprised they even feel guilt. Yeah, Jesus, I
Speaker 3: kind of get what's that guy? The character out of
Speaker 3: that show you on Netflix?
Speaker 2: Joe Goldberg.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a shame that he's a creep because he
Speaker 3: can do whatever he wants to me. He really gorgeous,
Speaker 3: really Yeah, all.
Speaker 2: He wants is for you to love him back, so
Speaker 2: you'd be a great match for him.
Speaker 3: Exactly. Anyway, Jenna, question five, why would you kill someone anger?
Speaker 3: I didn't mean to lash out. I just sit it
Speaker 3: out of a fit of rage. That's not you. Well,
Speaker 3: they look at that unwavering smile on her face. I
Speaker 3: liked that one, Jenna's face.
Speaker 2: It's like when Hannibal elected does this.
Speaker 3: Or there's revenge. I planned it out carefully. I don't
Speaker 3: want to lead you down a certain path, but that
Speaker 3: sounds like you to me. Or there's power. I love
Speaker 3: the thrill of having control. Nah, I think the revenge revenge?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense because I've.
Speaker 3: Always thought that Jenna is very nice and polite, but
Speaker 3: fully capable of murder. Oh god, yeah, which do you
Speaker 3: experience most? Hallucinations to pray, A lack of empathy or
Speaker 3: none of these depression? Okay, I would have said hallucinations
Speaker 3: for you, Mitchell, I don't hallucinate. I'm going I'm a
Speaker 3: rating that which of these genres do you like the most?
Speaker 3: Murder mysteries, horror comedy, psychological thrillers, or drama romance murder mysteries?
Speaker 2: Really, I would have thought the romance, drama romance.
Speaker 3: I do love me a drama romance.
Speaker 2: See, we'd never kill a human, will be you.
Speaker 3: Don't know that true?
Speaker 2: True?
Speaker 3: I used to have as a child. If applicable, pick
Speaker 3: the closest, almost frequent, or I used to do kill animals,
Speaker 3: night terrors or other? For other, I'd say other?
Speaker 2: What was the other?
Speaker 3: Jenna scheming? I reckon, that's what the other is? Your
Speaker 3: social life, Jenna? Is it lonely? Non existent? Just fine?
Speaker 3: I'm scared of people? Or perfect? My social life's amazing
Speaker 3: A and B I'm scared of people. Okay, aren't we all?
Speaker 2: That gives you reason? That's a motive, right, there, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I am Pick the closest paranoid, anxious, nervous, and hallucinating.
Speaker 3: That's all just one answer. Christ It's like quiz narcissistic,
Speaker 3: aggressive and paranoid, joyful and full of life.
Speaker 2: Oh, the first one.
Speaker 3: Depressed and moody with a tendency to lash out. And
Speaker 3: that's not you, irritated but normal as far as life goes.
Speaker 3: That's more me. Ah, the first one so paranoid, anxious, nervous,
Speaker 3: and hallucinating. Yeah, we'll go with that I know the
Speaker 3: other you know her name, not her story.
Speaker 2: Very true.
Speaker 4: I'd be more worried about the joyful people, to.
Speaker 2: Be honest, Ye're true, accurate?
Speaker 3: Okay for once, I'm requesting a sound effect. Where's the
Speaker 3: drum roll?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Likely to become a serial killer. That's not too threatening,
Speaker 3: but it says here, if easily threatened, you could very
Speaker 3: easily lash out. Be careful around this person. Really, it's
Speaker 3: the advice we've been given. If threatened, fear makes her
Speaker 3: feel threatened and she may lash out.
Speaker 2: Really, Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: Okay, what are your biggest fears? You know, the.
Speaker 2: Jonesy, getting a cold, Amanda tripping over?
Speaker 3: Like, if we bought a cockroach in here, would you
Speaker 3: like stabus?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Okay really?
Speaker 2: Because what if? I said? Because the same place I
Speaker 2: got Sylvia also have reptiles, and they sell different animals
Speaker 2: to feed your reptiles. Oh no, like what live crickets?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'd feel bad you're bringing them in?
Speaker 2: Really, you wouldn't be scared if fine, I didn't have
Speaker 2: crickets for those at home.
Speaker 4: But also the cold, unwavering stare was a thing that
Speaker 4: bothered me. She didn't Yeah, there was no flinch, it
Speaker 4: was just cold. Yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jenna always this says a gentle smile and like,
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever seen o blink. And the
Speaker 3: other thing that I've always found intriguing about Jenna is
Speaker 3: that it's not clear at a glance or whatever age is.
Speaker 3: She could be sixteen or she could be forty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's true, very true.
Speaker 3: I said, she's both at the same time. She's a
Speaker 3: teenager and a forty year old woman.
Speaker 2: Don't you think Jenna is a woman that was killed
Speaker 2: during prohibition in the thirties and then has never left
Speaker 2: this earth. And every time a new baby is born
Speaker 2: with mouse brown hair, it just engulfs the body and
Speaker 2: it lives through Jenna.
Speaker 4: See, our sons are going to do a podcast with Jenna,
Speaker 4: but it won't be.
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Speaker 2: It's very appropriate.
Speaker 3: It is very appropriate. It's time for Is it just you?
Speaker 3: That's where people call in and they give their igems.
Speaker 3: Why the fuck would you let us do all the talking?
Speaker 3: That would get very boring after a while. And as
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Speaker 4: Who?
Speaker 3: I did? So?
Speaker 2: This one we actually had an influx because we did
Speaker 2: Which Mitch last week, which just tanked by Sam.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm not going to flatter myself
Speaker 3: and assume you've heard our podcast, but last week Which
Speaker 3: Mitch is the worst thing we've ever done. But hopefully
Speaker 3: our call has got something a bit better for us today, right.
Speaker 2: Yes, they do. So they sent me a DM and
Speaker 2: that igym was actually something that I had thought of
Speaker 2: in the past, and I thought, hey, you know, similar
Speaker 2: to Meat out of the Gull Show. Right now, we're
Speaker 2: joined by the amazing Her handle is Tata two six
Speaker 2: o four. Are you there, Tay?
Speaker 3: I know you going, Oh, we're so good. So you
Speaker 3: heard that we had read ruths vouchers to bribe people
Speaker 3: into coming on air, and here you are.
Speaker 5: I have a story to tell you. Yeah, I actually
Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm sorry, Mitch Jumbe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the favorite one. I got it, I got it.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 5: I actually used to go to the gym with you
Speaker 5: at the gym?
Speaker 3: Really which one? Oh? I still I still go to
Speaker 3: that gym.
Speaker 5: This is so so stupid, But I thought you were
Speaker 5: two famous to talk to.
Speaker 3: You're correct, that sounds really stupid. Well, thank you for
Speaker 3: the ego boosts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Taylor, are you ready to hit us
Speaker 2: with your gym?
Speaker 5: So ready?
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see this.
Speaker 4: Is it? Just?
Speaker 5: Is it actually enjoyable to sit in traffic?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 3: Oh? And I can tell that's what you're currently doing.
Speaker 2: Now, either that or parasailing. Jesus, I agree with you.
Speaker 2: I love sitting in traffic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, not just you. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 5: I'm actually on the way to work, which is in
Speaker 5: like Bondai area and I'm coming from Richmond.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, that's a good.
Speaker 2: That's like a good what thirty thirty meter journey? That's it? Far?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Right, that's like sixty is it shivering.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Obviously, people like Jenna who cannot drive won't be able
Speaker 3: to relate to this. But I'll tell you sometimes, extra
Speaker 3: time in the car, extra me time. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 3: what I need.
Speaker 5: I've forgotten to do something, you know, that night that
Speaker 5: the night before, I'm sitting in traffic, and I'll be
Speaker 5: happy to do it sitting in traffic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with you. Traffic for Jenna is an
Speaker 2: old person in front of it, and Jane's too polite
Speaker 2: to say anything, like if you walk to work, no,
Speaker 2: he picks me up.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Anyway, Taylor, what do you find so enjoyable about it?
Speaker 3: What do you do to make it better?
Speaker 5: So obviously I listen to your podcast every single Monday
Speaker 5: morning when you have it on. That's like to especially
Speaker 5: just I know this is really very illegal, but on
Speaker 5: my phone watching movies.
Speaker 2: We don't endorse this, Taylor.
Speaker 5: No, I know, I know, I know, I'm sorry, but
Speaker 5: like I will watch a whole things with Golden Girls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so hang on, how how on earth do you
Speaker 4: sit there? Like, do you have like a thing that
Speaker 4: you put your phone on?
Speaker 5: Yeah, like you have a cradle in my car? Stop
Speaker 5: it in put on the Golden Girls who just sit
Speaker 5: there and just watch the Golden Girls.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure those new mobile cameras they've got all
Speaker 3: over Sydney are going to sing you for that.
Speaker 5: No, well that doesn't continue for phones in the cradle.
Speaker 2: For the Golden Girls.
Speaker 3: If they're rotated horizontally and you've got a film on,
Speaker 3: I'm sure they will have an issue with you.
Speaker 2: I don't think that Registers is a burrito, Taylor. I
Speaker 2: think it's Registers as a phone.
Speaker 3: But you know what, speaking of being in traffic, you
Speaker 3: know how I've been really wanky this year getting into
Speaker 3: the yoga in the Mindful It's and all that shit.
Speaker 3: Winner they actually say that one of the big tests
Speaker 3: of like mindfulness is being stuck in traffic and how
Speaker 3: you choose to respond to that. So there's like, if
Speaker 3: you're trying to explain mindfulness for dummies, it's like Option
Speaker 3: one is you get really angry and go, oh, why
Speaker 3: am I in this situation? Option two you try and
Speaker 3: problem solve what alternate roots can I take all I
Speaker 3: how can I overcome this? Or option three the mindful approach,
Speaker 3: which is just kind of accept the situation you're in,
Speaker 3: accept the present. Maybe put some music on and think, gee,
Speaker 3: this is a nice opportunity to spend some time with myself.
Speaker 2: You know, But what's your option?
Speaker 3: Because well, what I'm saying is in order to try
Speaker 3: and be a mindful cunt, which I'm trying to be
Speaker 3: this year, you do the third one, which is okay,
Speaker 3: I accept the present, rather than being like, fuck you
Speaker 3: know me, I don't.
Speaker 2: I am.
Speaker 3: My routine is timed to the minute, so traffic if
Speaker 3: that sucks up my day, usually i'd be mad, but
Speaker 3: now I'm trying to be like, oh, less time to
Speaker 3: make dinner means I can go to KFC drive through.
Speaker 3: That I'm saying.
Speaker 2: The couple of times I've been in the car with you,
Speaker 2: We've had one road trip together up to your sister's
Speaker 2: house for a wedding, and it was fine. We had
Speaker 2: to listen to a lot of kesher to get there.
Speaker 3: But that was when I was showing you. I was
Speaker 3: giving you a mood booster playlist when I'm in a
Speaker 3: ship mood and you still listen to that.
Speaker 2: I still listen to it to that day.
Speaker 3: A lot of what a good friend I am? You
Speaker 3: know what I had to deal with this whole road
Speaker 3: trip though, guys. Mitch's boyfriend was in London at the time,
Speaker 3: and they were so adamant for this three hour fucking
Speaker 3: drive that they needed to be facetiming.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I'll call that.
Speaker 4: Sorry. I just come out of four g No, No,
Speaker 4: it hadn't happened.
Speaker 2: No, that's not true, kind of true. We hadn't spoken
Speaker 2: for like three days and he'd just woken up and
Speaker 2: I just wanted to say hi, I'm in the car,
Speaker 2: and we couldn't do that, And so the like era
Speaker 2: kept happening, and it just went for longer than it
Speaker 2: should off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I did not take the mind for the approach.
Speaker 3: I was like fuck there, And I tend to agree
Speaker 3: to Taylor.
Speaker 2: I you know what I do. I get so comfortable
Speaker 2: in the car and in traffic. I have the same routine.
Speaker 2: I'm Cronulla to north Ride every day twice today, but
Speaker 2: it's at like one am and midday, so I just
Speaker 2: zone out and then I like wake up in McQuary Park,
Speaker 2: like I just forget that.
Speaker 5: I've been dry times. What are you complaining about it?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not complaining. No, it's still it's still driving.
Speaker 5: True.
Speaker 2: I like you remembering breaking bad when Walt like got
Speaker 2: naked and was walking through the store and he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I was in a few stage. That's how I drive.
Speaker 2: Every night. I get home and it's one am and
Speaker 2: I finished as Zinger Burger and I'm like, how did
Speaker 2: I Where did I get this from? And ow am
Speaker 2: I home? Do you ever do that?
Speaker 5: I've noticed. I have noticed that when I'm listening to
Speaker 5: like movie like what I'm watching, like listening to me
Speaker 5: and I'm watching because.
Speaker 2: That's believe you've already have.
Speaker 5: I realized, Oh did I go through that tunnel?
Speaker 2: Or yes, yeah, I've done that. Yeah.
Speaker 5: It's so weird, but it's so rewarding. It really is
Speaker 5: so awful.
Speaker 2: Because you're caught up on Goldie Girls.
Speaker 5: I've watched that series about eight times repeatedly.
Speaker 3: And so when there's a smooth run of traffic, she's like,
Speaker 3: bugging me, I'm only going to get a quarter of
Speaker 3: the episode.
Speaker 4: Sad.
Speaker 2: Actually, I think we all agree on this, Sam. You
Speaker 2: haven't really given us your opinion. What do you do?
Speaker 4: I feel like you're having blackout states in the middle
Speaker 4: of the traffic, and I'm very worried about.
Speaker 3: No wonder there is traffic. People are watching Golden Girl
Speaker 3: crash it very true.
Speaker 2: All right, well, Taylor, thank you for submitting.
Speaker 3: Thanks Taylor, drive safe. So bye, Taylor.
Speaker 2: Lovely, isn't she?
Speaker 3: Okay? We better go, guys, thanks so much for listening again. Mitch,
Speaker 3: thank you so much for mentioning zingerberger Is in that
Speaker 3: Red Reciss sponsored segment.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you have a.
Speaker 3: Real problem with always mentioning the wrong client during sponsored segments.
Speaker 3: When you got your gym membership with Fitness, first cancel
Speaker 3: because you mentioned plus Fitness.
Speaker 2: And I was very proud to have their sponsorship, and
Speaker 2: I was very proud they believed in me.
Speaker 4: I feel like you're taking a point of time to
Speaker 4: just like make up for all of your sins.
Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah I've made Yeah, I've made many corporate mistakes.
Speaker 2: All right, now, you would like to thank Vision Personal
Speaker 2: Training to.
Speaker 3: Ching You're very stupid.
Speaker 2: I'm actually not. You try to host a radio show
Speaker 2: without a team of producers, and you know what, I'm oh,
Speaker 2: I'd love to see that, Jenna, And now I'm going
Speaker 2: to sneeze on the air. I had to be great listening.
Speaker 2: This is how my moisturizer of a nighttime It's thick,
Speaker 2: moisturizer Sowberlean cream.
Speaker 3: No, that's not a very good gener impression. That was
Speaker 3: way more.
Speaker 2: You do your j Howard Jenner's radio shows.
Speaker 3: Sound coming up the new song from Time It's true
Speaker 3: and we're going to be doing a quiz which free
Speaker 3: last and film? Is it what I'm talking about?
Speaker 4: I want to listen to this.
Speaker 2: Coming up next week as a fly in the studio.
Speaker 2: Coming up next we interview my greyhound on Jenner fl
Speaker 2: Stupid sounds amazing. What I tune out? Well, I was
Speaker 2: going about to say something, but I can't remember for
Speaker 2: the life of that.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's all right, we better go. Like I said,
Speaker 3: thanks so much for listening. Guys, We're back next Monday.
Speaker 2: Thanks for hanging out, Sam, I appreciate it. Well, that's
Speaker 2: what I was going to say, and I'm going to
Speaker 2: make that point. Sam has sat in on my night
Speaker 2: show right because I was making the point that no
Speaker 2: one ever does anything on any other on my show.
Speaker 2: It's all me. That's why I forget to do the
Speaker 2: credit lines. My show gets very busy, doesn't it on
Speaker 2: Tuesday nights? What segment do I do?
Speaker 4: Ten cents Tuesday?
Speaker 2: Thanks you very much? How many? How much money do
Speaker 2: I give way?
Speaker 3: You mentioned this every week.
Speaker 4: Just answer the questions like Q and are you go?
Speaker 2: And how many calls did we get last week?
Speaker 4: Over two hundred?
Speaker 2: There you go, over two hundred calls.
Speaker 3: That's crazy that people love the novelty that much. But
Speaker 3: even if you had like a big prize, you probably
Speaker 3: wouldn't get that many calls. Calls to take the pith
Speaker 3: out of the prize. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very true. People Sometimes people call they win and
Speaker 2: they hang up. After they've won, I'm like, hold the line,
Speaker 2: You've won the ten cents, Marty, and then I'll finish
Speaker 2: the break go back to them, and they've hung up.
Speaker 2: I just want I just wanted the thrill.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 2: It's a serial killer.
Speaker 4: Maybe they just wanted to talk to you.
Speaker 2: It may be of FM.
Speaker 3: How is it though that all you have to give
Speaker 3: away is ten cents? But even I've managed to get
Speaker 3: a bloody red ruth surprising.
Speaker 2: Oh look, we don't know the marketing works in with
Speaker 2: your wives.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they spelled your the title of your night show impressed.
Speaker 2: That's not on me. How long in two dinner.
Speaker 3: To midnights?
Speaker 2: Hell, all right, we'll see you next week episode twenty
Speaker 2: officially in the twenty see that bye? Is it just me?
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Speaker 2: Well Sam? If Sam was just about to get up
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Speaker 2: There is a secret segment, and I'll have you know
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Speaker 3: It is possibility through Who's this Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 2: Yes, the concert is canceled, so you guys, it's real.
Speaker 3: I broke it to Mitch earlier in the show that
Speaker 3: his grand plans of surprising his boyfriend by taking him
Speaker 3: to Melbourne to watch Miley Cyrus Live will not be
Speaker 3: going ahead. She canceled.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he has his birthday and I bought tickets to
Speaker 2: of them fights accommodation.
Speaker 4: Oh no, got him to take a day off work and.
Speaker 2: They were like, you've only been at this company early,
Speaker 2: but just this once. I mean, it's Melbourne, you can do.
Speaker 4: That's what.
Speaker 2: Jenny. You've said that six.
Speaker 4: Well, they've got to go with something coffee and have.
Speaker 2: A guys, if you're listening and you have a good recommendation.
Speaker 3: Sorry, someone, did you hang up on Taylor?
Speaker 2: That's Ram and that's oh she knows she's still there. Hi, Taylor.
Speaker 5: Can't hang because I'm driving, so oh no, did you
Speaker 5: hear all that?
Speaker 3: Sorry? You can watch the Golden Girls.
Speaker 2: Did you? Anyway, We'll talk to you soon. This will
Speaker 2: be on Monday's episode Your Incredible Drive Safe.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Taylor.
Speaker 3: Anyway, where were we Rahman? You're unfortunate luck.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I don't want to talk about it again because
Speaker 2: it really brings me just flashbacks of I.
Speaker 3: Said that I wanted him because I've got that content
Speaker 3: brain mate. I said, we've got to call your boyf
Speaker 3: and get his reaction to finding out that he could
Speaker 3: have been seeing mylest screamed.
Speaker 4: The whole thing you can make a promo at the
Speaker 4: end would be amazing.
Speaker 2: His birthday tomorrow. So I haven't given him the gift yet.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's a pre recall baby. He can just
Speaker 3: pretend that his birthday are only.
Speaker 2: Man, I'm going to ruin the present for him before
Speaker 2: his actual birthday.
Speaker 3: Who cares? Time's an illusions?
Speaker 2: Alla Jesus Christ. Wonder you're all fucking single a romantic,
Speaker 2: but I.
Speaker 3: Don't think Sam is single as complicated.
Speaker 2: Yes, Sam and I quite close. We've been to Hamilton
Speaker 2: arm together. Sam. How many plan of Collidas have we
Speaker 2: shared together?
Speaker 4: At least seven.
Speaker 3: Mitch doesn't drink. I don't believe that.
Speaker 4: I have a problem.
Speaker 2: I do drink, but it just goes straight through me.
Speaker 2: I'm like a freaking brick wall.
Speaker 3: Which makes no sense because you think that it would
Speaker 3: take more to reef he will that team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, it just goes we it straight out. We
Speaker 2: had a beautiful tie dinner, didn't we Yeah, we did
Speaker 2: very romantic.
Speaker 4: It was very intimate. We had a candle and candle
Speaker 4: very low light at the beach.
Speaker 3: So General and I to leave you to alone.
Speaker 2: We can do it.
Speaker 3: That's why it's complicated, because you've got just rubbing your
Speaker 3: knee at times, rub his knee.
Speaker 2: You're uncomfortable. Well, I'm a couple of sitting next to you, jener,
Speaker 2: knowing that you may have killed a body.
Speaker 1: Okay, well let it be that way.
Speaker 2: What was a percentage?
Speaker 3: Forty?
Speaker 2: Do you want to do yours very quickly? Why don't
Speaker 2: you just do it on the side. I don't read
Speaker 2: the questions out and tells you percentage at the end
Speaker 2: because people already hurt the questions.
Speaker 3: I'll do that while you call your boyfriend.
Speaker 2: I'm not ringing him. Great idea, I could ring and
Speaker 2: try to get a refund. Just call Live Nation.
Speaker 3: Sure, yeah, both go to the bush fire victims.
Speaker 2: Because I've already donated. I went down to Berry and Boo.
Speaker 3: Actually I could have just made that up. I thought
Speaker 3: it is it is? Is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Well you're a petty piece that you just con.
Speaker 2: I will donate to help the do you test don't
Speaker 2: to help the victims of the bush Rock crisis. I
Speaker 2: want I'm going to check a little in that sex
Speaker 2: because he may may still be coming.
Speaker 3: Well, did everything just go to silence? While I'm not here?
Speaker 2: I'm on Twitter.
Speaker 4: So far we've just got two people generous us. We're
Speaker 4: carrying the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Please. A couple of little on that sex tweeted no joking.
Speaker 2: Does anybody know what I can do to help with
Speaker 2: the coronavirus situation? No?
Speaker 3: No, no them hand sanitizer on and get on the
Speaker 3: fucking fly?
Speaker 2: Is it really that bad? Let's be honest.
Speaker 4: I mean no, you're British, okay, just for any reason
Speaker 4: the Paris chart top, but you know, international it's fine.
Speaker 4: I mean personally, I think that we should probably do
Speaker 4: a concert, maybe do something to let people's spirits go
Speaker 4: to Wuhan. Do the podcast from Wuhan.
Speaker 2: From Wuhan.
Speaker 4: Cheap flights, very cheap flights. It's a good time to
Speaker 4: fly right now.
Speaker 2: Also, if you're over sixty, you can die. If you're
Speaker 2: under ten, you'll die. But if you're in the middle,
Speaker 2: you just shed a whole lot of weight.
Speaker 4: Really, what happens right, is that you just get a
Speaker 4: bit sick and you could die or not?
Speaker 2: Right, Gym, Here we go on. Tony Abbott love the show.
Speaker 4: That's that's sweet of him.
Speaker 2: He's a good fan and a good guy, a good
Speaker 2: PM he really served as well. Hey Jenna, what are
Speaker 2: you upset about that percentage? Be real? No, I'm not
Speaker 2: because you live alone. You very well could have a
Speaker 2: tarb or a glass chamber in the spare bedroom. How
Speaker 2: many bedrooms in your apartment?
Speaker 3: Just one?
Speaker 2: Interesting? You sleep in that bedroom?
Speaker 3: Where else would I sleep?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe I'm all ounge because the room
Speaker 2: was being held up by a glass cage.
Speaker 4: He didn't ask about the living room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's in the living room?
Speaker 1: Just a TV?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 2: If I have a question for you, I haven't seen
Speaker 2: any images, footage, sound bite of Sylvia Celvia.
Speaker 1: I've got some photos.
Speaker 2: I'd like to see one right now. Sylvia sam is
Speaker 2: the show pet so I bought Jennifer Christmas a fish.
Speaker 2: Didn't tell her about it. You know, it's what is
Speaker 2: a general fighting fee? Fighting? Not a gold just like Gemma, Jemma, jem.
Speaker 3: Okay, I've done my test, but now I'm confused because
Speaker 3: it says for forty percent. You are. You will definitely
Speaker 3: not become a serial killer. Keep on living your happy life.
Speaker 3: Lucky you. We should all be as happy as you
Speaker 3: always seem to be. But it still said forty So
Speaker 3: maybe I got it wrong when I read that you're
Speaker 3: forty percent likely. I should have paid more attention to
Speaker 3: the description, which is still kind of It was basically
Speaker 3: just says, stay.
Speaker 2: Right, see your buddy. It was a very alarming. Can
Speaker 2: I do it? I'll do it. Well, you guys, you
Speaker 2: can send me the link. Would you like to do that?
Speaker 3: I really don't think you're capable of being a serial killer.
Speaker 3: To be honest, if you want everyone to like you,
Speaker 3: be like, oh, the whole family. You know, they'll talk
Speaker 3: to you about me at the funeral.
Speaker 2: But maybe one person that doesn't like me. I've tried
Speaker 2: years and years to impress them. I want them to
Speaker 2: be my friend. They don't laugh at any of my jokes.
Speaker 2: So one day I snap, who is that person? Now
Speaker 2: everyone loves me?
Speaker 4: I think keyword here is serial killer as well, at
Speaker 4: least more than one.
Speaker 2: And you know what serial killer means by definition, because
Speaker 2: I listened to a lot of podcasts. You have to
Speaker 2: have a break in between, which means that you've gone
Speaker 2: off and you've forgotten about it, and then you've got
Speaker 2: noth I'm going to do it again. If you kill
Speaker 2: three people in a day, technically not a serial killterial. Yes,
Speaker 2: serial killer is like premeditated thought out. I've tried to
Speaker 2: push it back, but in build into my DNA, you've got.
Speaker 4: To come back good. It's kind of like a candy addiction, Yes,
Speaker 4: very much. That with a lot of more blood.
Speaker 2: Hard she had and family trauma.
Speaker 4: Or sounds aggressive.
Speaker 3: Show was a little petite Jenner over there, who's never
Speaker 3: usually louder in that.
Speaker 2: Here's Sylvia. She holds up a dead fish.
Speaker 3: She pulled it out of her pocket pocket. Well, I
Speaker 3: got some sad show me. What what's the sad news, Jennet.
Speaker 4: That looks like the corner of a jeans west door.
Speaker 2: Yeah, got it's Sylvia.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I went in to get a new filter for her.
Speaker 2: Why, because you have to replace the filter that's on you.
Speaker 2: I'm not covering that ghost anyway.
Speaker 1: I was in pet barn and I was told and
Speaker 1: I don't believe the guy he works there, but he
Speaker 1: said that fighting fish are all males.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's not devastating, Jenna, Are you serious? Sylvia is
Speaker 2: a female? Oh female name?
Speaker 3: Well, that is a pickle. People were actually commenting on
Speaker 3: the video when we put it up. A couple of
Speaker 3: mitches our facebook page, thank you very much when we
Speaker 3: gave you. When Mitch forced the fish on you, people
Speaker 3: were saying, what if it's a boy, it could be
Speaker 3: a boy. It's not a boy, it's a girl.
Speaker 2: Okay, you keep telling yourself that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I will.
Speaker 3: I remember when we first got silver, and it's not
Speaker 3: even like we can do like a boy version of
Speaker 3: the name Sylvia. It's very you know how you can
Speaker 3: be like, oh you know, oh, Mitchell becomes Michelle.
Speaker 1: Don't believe the guy. I think he's lying.
Speaker 2: What would it be? Silver?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Silver?
Speaker 3: No? That was that? That was that dog horse that
Speaker 3: I didn't like.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, tell me about silver, because have I told
Speaker 2: my whole story on the show.
Speaker 3: I don't know I made a horse lame? Actually I
Speaker 3: think he did. Didn't you get on a pony and
Speaker 3: it could not Its like buckled.
Speaker 2: Under the baket under way and then it developed it
Speaker 2: developed spinal cancer and died.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can take credit for that. I'm
Speaker 3: not saying that it's not true. I'm saying I don't
Speaker 3: think that's entirely your fault.
Speaker 2: Well as a kid. The way that they worded it,
Speaker 2: Karen at the stables said that Tobain's no longer writeable.
Speaker 3: Did you go to pony club?
Speaker 2: I so at my high school. I didn't got a
Speaker 2: pony club. At my high school, we had school sport
Speaker 2: options that were exotic, and I did bowling ten pin
Speaker 2: bowling at strike, so we had to walk there. I
Speaker 2: did walking and beach volleyball. It was all very fun.
Speaker 2: And one of the other options was horse riding at
Speaker 2: the local stable. Okay, and I said, you know what,
Speaker 2: I want to do it. It was next to three hundred
Speaker 2: dollars per term hire, the saddle on, the leather boots
Speaker 2: and all the king stuff and the hay and the apples.
Speaker 2: So my mom and dad were like, yeah, but why
Speaker 2: do you want to do I'm just I want to
Speaker 2: do it. So I did a horse riding and I
Speaker 2: got to the stables. I was the only boy that
Speaker 2: had ever done it.
Speaker 3: Really yep.
Speaker 2: I get to stables and they go, we don't think
Speaker 2: we have a horse strong enough to carry you. So
Speaker 2: they had to import a horse in name Tobin, and
Speaker 2: it was a big black stallion and I got on Tobin,
Speaker 2: and Tobin winned the whole ride, and Tobin's backward arch
Speaker 2: like this, and you know how when a baby zebra
Speaker 2: is born and its legs like a sort of little
Speaker 2: really wiggly, that's how it would walk like anyway. Then
Speaker 2: they're like, maybe shoul give Tobin arrest. The next day.
Speaker 2: The next week, on Friday, they were like, no longer,
Speaker 2: no more horse riding for you, Mitch. Tobin is ill
Speaker 2: spinal cancer and he was dead the month. Wow.
Speaker 3: Wow, man, how old were you when this happened? Is
Speaker 3: that what was happening? Because in our Facebook group for
Speaker 3: add briefers only, it's called Endurance Idiots. The cover photo
Speaker 3: with you with.
Speaker 2: A horse that is not Tobin.
Speaker 3: You're not even that large in that photo.
Speaker 2: Do you know why this is after? Because the inciting
Speaker 2: incident for the weight loss was the death of Tobin.
Speaker 2: I was just so torn. Apart from killing a horse
Speaker 2: due to my fat you lost weight because of the guilt.
Speaker 2: I lost all my weight and every time maybe I should.
Speaker 3: Kill someone fall off.
Speaker 2: That was after I was so skinny. Then you know,
Speaker 2: someone on the page commented, God, he was so attractive.
Speaker 2: That's I'm a different I'm a different league. Now I'm
Speaker 2: a Johnny Hill fat. You know.
Speaker 3: Fine. Someone I was dating told me, oh, you look
Speaker 3: really cute in this photo. You should cut all your
Speaker 3: hair off again. No, degend it not because of that,
Speaker 3: but we're not together anymore, obviously contributing factor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then would you slip the for or something? Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah? And I remember Jenna Coleman and she said
Speaker 2: I will never do a shallow grave again. And Jenner
Speaker 2: dump in the ocean. She's like, shallow graves never work.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I know, it's true. Yeap got to be
Speaker 2: a deep one. I always never get that when they're like,
Speaker 2: the body was found in a shallow grave. If you've
Speaker 2: got to kill someone, just dig a couple meters. Why
Speaker 2: dig a shallow grave? It's hard.
Speaker 3: Okay. I don't know if you've ever dug before, but
Speaker 3: it's pretty full on, especially in this rout.
Speaker 2: No, but if you were going to dispose of a
Speaker 2: body and your innocent hinges on this ditch, then fucking
Speaker 2: put an hour's work into it.
Speaker 3: Sometimes the soil can be hard as concrete, though, I
Speaker 3: don't really because I've dug graves. But just like country boy,
Speaker 3: we if you to dig things, yeah, so yeah, it's
Speaker 3: not easy to dig. You'd be surprised, you know.
Speaker 2: Once we had it once this actually happened. We had
Speaker 2: budgies that might when I grew up, and they were
Speaker 2: all yellow budgies and we still live on the water right,
Speaker 2: And we had a cage, you know the old budge
Speaker 2: cages that had a hook and it would be suspended
Speaker 2: from the roof and it was like black wire. It
Speaker 2: was classic from pet Barn. You'd everyone had one, and
Speaker 2: no joke that budget was struck by lightning. It was
Speaker 2: killing and it was yellow. And I got home and
Speaker 2: I ran through the door. I threw off my school bag,
Speaker 2: went I want to see Lucky. The budgy ran outside.
Speaker 2: The cage was on the ground, was struck by lightning,
Speaker 2: and the little budgy was charred black riga mortis had
Speaker 2: set in and it was on the bottom of the
Speaker 2: on the cage, on the ground, struck by lightning.
Speaker 3: Dead.
Speaker 2: So he buried it in the backyard in the soft soil.
Speaker 2: It's like a teacher's pet in the soft soil. And
Speaker 2: then we covered it over right, and we thought that
Speaker 2: I'll do. About six months later, because we were on
Speaker 2: the water, king tide came in flooded the water and
Speaker 2: we're all sitting there. We came out and there was
Speaker 2: Lucky decomposed floating in the backyard beside myself. God, then
Speaker 2: I killed that horse.
Speaker 3: Wait, so you discovered the charred bird? Yeah, when you
Speaker 3: came home from school, right, Yes, and your mum didn't
Speaker 3: think to tidy that up.
Speaker 2: She didn't know. It's like she picked us up all.
Speaker 3: Right during the three pm pick up, said shrieked in
Speaker 3: the cage fountain. I thought that she just left it there.
Speaker 3: It was like, oh, tough love, I've got to learn
Speaker 3: how the world works. O.
Speaker 4: God.
Speaker 2: No, but we had a guinea pig that was taken
Speaker 2: by the seagle as well. Yes, yeah, we've been We're
Speaker 2: not going to go into that again.
Speaker 3: I don't think I told the story of how one
Speaker 3: of our family dogs died. It was very traumatic and
Speaker 3: very undignified traumatic, tell me, because it was like the
Speaker 3: most loyal, like incredible sheep dog we'd ever had. Like
Speaker 3: one time one time Dad finished moving sheep and he
Speaker 3: goes John stay and then forgot to tell him to
Speaker 3: not stay anymore.
Speaker 2: Dog.
Speaker 3: John's name was John, and then and then this is
Speaker 3: just an example of what a good dog he was.
Speaker 3: A few hours later we were like, where the fuck's John?
Speaker 3: We went off the paddock and he was still staying
Speaker 3: and the swat that he was told to and so like,
Speaker 3: we've never had a dog that good. They're all assholes now. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Mum buys them bloody jackets and shit. They're also solid.
Speaker 3: They're puffed the dogs, Yeah, exactly, they are. Anyway, so
Speaker 3: John went a little bit like all those alzheimer oh.
Speaker 2: No and PTSD.
Speaker 3: My dad was the sewerage tanks around the side of
Speaker 3: the house. You know, they're like at ground level and
Speaker 3: that's just kind of a dome coming from the city,
Speaker 3: but like you would have seen them like at soccer
Speaker 3: fields and ship. No, they're like it's like the top
Speaker 3: of a tank, like a little dome.
Speaker 4: I've seen that talking about a whole other civilized thing, different.
Speaker 3: Parks and stuff.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, yeah, because you use it as body disposal.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm googling septic tanks, so you have the visual. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's just like a little opening at the top and
Speaker 3: then all the number ones and number two is go
Speaker 3: to the bottom. So like you've got the little tank
Speaker 3: at the top, right, you've surely seen the top at
Speaker 3: the septic tank.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, sure.
Speaker 3: You probably played on them at school without realizing that's
Speaker 3: full of shit. Yes, Anyway, Dad took the lid off
Speaker 3: our septic tank because there was some problem with the pump,
Speaker 3: and in the time it took him to go to
Speaker 3: take the pump out, take it to the workshead start
Speaker 3: working on it, left the lid open. Duld senile Jonathan
Speaker 3: just fell in and because he was so old and arthritick,
Speaker 3: he couldn't swim to like tread water. So a few
Speaker 3: hours later Dad just came back and went, oh god,
Speaker 3: a dog literally drowned in our shit. This noble dog
Speaker 3: that has served us better than any other for years
Speaker 3: is floating in our excrement.
Speaker 4: Oh that's so grim.
Speaker 2: Oh that's absolutely horrendous animal death.
Speaker 3: The funck I'm telling you, I.
Speaker 2: Don't think you've told that story before. I'm going to
Speaker 2: sanitize for no reasonable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it suddenly smells like shit.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's awful. I know, funny, how well
Speaker 2: I did my murder test? Speaking of awful. Good test result.
Speaker 2: Here we go like the clinic. Okay, we'll become a
Speaker 2: serial killer for eighty percent. You are oh, for eighty percent,
Speaker 2: you are ready for your result. You will definitely not
Speaker 2: become a serial killer. Keep on living your happy life.
Speaker 2: Lucky you. We should all be as happy as you
Speaker 2: seem to be. I got twenty percent. Eighty percent, maybe
Speaker 2: it's eighty percent not a serial killer.
Speaker 3: I don't get it. Okay, so you're not going to
Speaker 3: be a serial killer either. Good to know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so boring. I'm going to share my result
Speaker 2: on Twitter.
Speaker 3: Look at Jennets squeezing my stress ball.
Speaker 2: That's mine?
Speaker 3: Right? Or do we have matching stress balls? It's yours?
Speaker 4: Okay, it's a realization. There's no accomplices in the room.
Speaker 2: Oh god, sorry, my boss is just me?
Speaker 6: Answer it?
Speaker 2: Oh goodness, mate, don't take it in here, go out there.
Speaker 2: Should take okay, Yeah, just got there. It's mine.
Speaker 3: We'll carry on now, I better take it.
Speaker 2: Okay, runs my life.
Speaker 3: Anyway, guys. One thing you should understand about me is
Speaker 3: that I'm a cart So I'm calling Mitch's boyfriend.
Speaker 4: Okay, good good, because.
Speaker 3: He wouldn't do it. That phone call with our boss
Speaker 3: d B. He could take forever to where is the
Speaker 3: speaker on these things?
Speaker 2: Had it?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 4: Wait down there? I think it's stronger on the top. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 4: this pretend Nixon.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry I can't get to the flow right now,
Speaker 3: but please leave your name number and a quick message
Speaker 3: and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
Speaker 3: I don't reckon he even needs to tell him about
Speaker 3: the Miley tickets. The gift as a standalone is fine.
Speaker 4: What are you going to do? What are you going
Speaker 4: to do in that time? How long is he going for?
Speaker 3: Like the weekend like I think they got. I think
Speaker 3: he got the Friday off work. So this so called
Speaker 3: surprise he's had to put in fucking annually. So as
Speaker 3: if he doesn't know.
Speaker 4: Let's google this. What can you do in Melbourne?
Speaker 3: I feel like it can't be that hard to find
Speaker 3: something to do in Melbourne? Jenny used to live there.
Speaker 4: What is there to do in Melbourne?
Speaker 1: O this to think?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 3: You can have rahmen?
Speaker 4: I love We've gone through the ramen. There's a whole
Speaker 4: lot of ramen.
Speaker 3: Is that all you did in Melbourne?
Speaker 1: Got some trams, went to Sovereign Hill that was fun.
Speaker 3: The gold rush places.
Speaker 4: Where they all dress up and they pretend that they've.
Speaker 2: And you go down into mine. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: This probably says a lot about my personality, but I
Speaker 3: would actually hate if someone I was dating got me
Speaker 3: a surprise weekend away. I need to plan that shit
Speaker 3: in advance. I would be so thrown and feel unorganized
Speaker 3: and unprepared and not mentally prepared for such a disturbance
Speaker 3: to my daily routine. Like I would be a little
Speaker 3: b annoyed by that if it wasn't comfortable.
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 3: I completely agree.
Speaker 4: Around the room ideal birthday gift.
Speaker 3: It doesn't have to be something super elaborate, like I
Speaker 3: just like when people demonstrate that they put a little
Speaker 3: bit of thought into something. Once I Mitch came into
Speaker 3: the office on my bo birthday and it was like
Speaker 3: eleven am and he just goes, oh, happy birthday, Dyl,
Speaker 3: and I got I got you a sandwich for lunch.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I was like, that's so sweet.
Speaker 3: He just handed and he goes, I know you love
Speaker 3: chicken schnitzel. It was a fucking schnitzel sandwich. And I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, that's so sweet, Like it's it's yeah,
Speaker 3: it's when that they thought about you. It doesn't need
Speaker 3: to be a bloody weekend away. One of my ex
Speaker 3: is actually got me a weekend away in Melbourne to
Speaker 3: see the Lion King musical, but I was I was
Speaker 3: already well and truly not keen on them anymore, and
Speaker 3: I was, like I said to my friends, I was like,
Speaker 3: I can't go on this weekend away with someone that
Speaker 3: I was already starting to brainstorm the breaker. So they're like, yeah,
Speaker 3: you've got to break up before then. So I did,
Speaker 3: and he hated musicals. He was really just doing it
Speaker 3: to be nice to me, and so I think he
Speaker 3: still went though, would you okay, would you not?
Speaker 4: Would you not just go with it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, like have one big last moment together.
Speaker 3: Well it was. It was made extra weird by the
Speaker 3: fact that we've only been together like too much. You
Speaker 3: don't need to be doing weird. And I'm not one
Speaker 3: of those outwardly like like romantic types like grand jest Is,
Speaker 3: like Mitchen Haydener, because after like a month they basically
Speaker 3: moved in. But yeah, I was like, that seems really
Speaker 3: quick to be buying me a weekend away when I
Speaker 3: wouldn't cross the road for you. I thought it was
Speaker 3: just like casual and you like, you know.
Speaker 4: What, will we say six months, Jenner before we start
Speaker 4: doing that.
Speaker 1: I think maybe even nine months.
Speaker 3: Nine months, yeah, or just test the waters and see
Speaker 3: what they're like as a person, because I was like,
Speaker 3: I don't need a bit lavish weeknd away.
Speaker 1: It's like three months, it's a bit too soon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not what you want.
Speaker 3: After my first date with this guy, he put me
Speaker 3: as a registered driver on his car insurance in case
Speaker 3: I ever needed to drive and crash. What Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: this is this is the level of insane I'm talking.
Speaker 3: I was like, I can't go a weekend away.
Speaker 4: Kay, no, because I feel like that's kind of and
Speaker 4: look my parents are here. Yeah yeah it.
Speaker 2: Is a little bit.
Speaker 3: But anyway, all's well. That ends well. I hope you
Speaker 3: enjoyed The Lion King. Hello Jared, if you're listening anyway,
Speaker 3: where we were talking ideal birthday presents.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, I agree, something more heartfelt. I mean,
Speaker 1: even if.
Speaker 4: It's just a card with yeah yeah, or I prefer
Speaker 4: something handwritten, or like.
Speaker 3: Making sure you had a birthday cake in the office
Speaker 3: or something like yeah, that's thoughtful, you know, minutes to
Speaker 3: pack up your deskdant about time while you were gone.
Speaker 3: I tried to call Hayden but he did not answer,
Speaker 3: so that's annoying.
Speaker 2: You are going to tell him, of course?
Speaker 4: Not no, no.
Speaker 3: What I was going to ask him was, hello, Hayden,
Speaker 3: you little ask Glavy birthday. You would you be mad
Speaker 3: if the surprise was brought forward a day early? Would
Speaker 3: it ruin your birthday to be given the surprise early?
Speaker 3: That's all I was going to ask. And if he
Speaker 3: said yes, then end of conversation. If he said no,
Speaker 3: then I was going to make you tell him.
Speaker 2: You know. He though he would have said no, just
Speaker 2: be polite.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Yes, hallo, birthday boy to be. We're actually on the
Speaker 3: podcast at the moment, so don't say anything stupid.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, Okay, thank you for the head that.
Speaker 3: So Mitch was just like talking about your birthday. It's tomorrow, right, yes, okay?
Speaker 3: And I wanted him to, you know, maybe let slip
Speaker 3: what your present is, but he's like, I don't want
Speaker 3: to ruin any surprises that I may or may not
Speaker 3: have planned. So I was going to ask you whether
Speaker 3: you'd be comfortable with the surprise being ruined, or you'd
Speaker 3: rather experience it in the flesh, in the privacy of
Speaker 3: your relationship.
Speaker 5: Oh, I would say for the sake of content.
Speaker 2: You could talk about it, but it's literally been bugging
Speaker 2: me for the past two weeks and he just has
Speaker 2: been so good with not telling me what it is,
Speaker 2: so I wouldn't like to know. Yes, sorry, Mitch has
Speaker 2: been so so.
Speaker 3: That secret he always you know, releases a bit early.
Speaker 3: Come on, you can release this surprise.
Speaker 2: That secret. That secret is like your dead dog in
Speaker 2: the poop pitch staying there.
Speaker 3: You don't you don't want to know? Yeah, I'm sorry,
Speaker 3: I don't. You're both just boring each other.
Speaker 2: That's awful.
Speaker 3: Thanks for listening, guys, that we've got time for. What
Speaker 3: a terrible ending the show. I'm not going to and
Speaker 3: Hayden wouldn't know. It's strong out if it bit you
Speaker 3: on your fat arm.
Speaker 2: I am not going to ruin my birthday for your
Speaker 2: enjoyment his birthday.
Speaker 4: Kelly point out, though he was willing to do it
Speaker 4: for the sake of content, that's the keyp for that's
Speaker 4: exactly where.
Speaker 3: But he did love to do it for the take
Speaker 3: of content.
Speaker 2: He said he would have though, but he knows how
Speaker 2: if this was Valentine's Day or something. Ship you go
Speaker 2: for it. But I've spent a lot of time on
Speaker 2: planning this, simiaizing, and rather do it, I could.
Speaker 3: Go on fucking what if right now? Book and Melbourne
Speaker 3: weekend away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, you don't get it, get it? You
Speaker 2: don't get it. You wouldn't. You wouldn't.
Speaker 3: No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: None of you would. Sam would is in a dedicated relationship,
Speaker 2: sure with you?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not to bring it up.
Speaker 2: I think we should go, guys, spend a great show.
Speaker 3: Thank you for having me, Thanks for being here. I
Speaker 3: enjoyed sitting here, throw dragging you away from work.
Speaker 4: Here here for it right.
Speaker 2: Hey, next week? I believe? Is it how to taste
Speaker 2: to do a coughing fit chicken in the current Corona climate?
Speaker 2: Oh you're grumpy about the whole Hayden thing, aren't you?
Speaker 2: I just don't. I just don't think it can happen.
Speaker 2: I don't want to ruin it. And I think the fans,
Speaker 2: the listeners of the mines.
Speaker 4: Would sorry, what would want to?
Speaker 2: Would want me to have?
Speaker 3: Like something you bloody treat your dog for.
Speaker 2: Left ear after a night a poop pity would Anyway,
Speaker 2: remember in the first episode when people the mayor of
Speaker 2: the Mayor of Bogan kept getting assassinated. Do you remember that.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that was the thing that happened on
Speaker 2: the show live because people were live tweeting it.
Speaker 3: Are we done yet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're done?
Speaker 3: Thanks? Cool?
Speaker 2: Okay you want to go, Yes, we can get out
Speaker 2: of here. It's a pleasure having your Sam. He'll get
Speaker 2: when he gets grumpy, he gets grumpy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm noticed up in.
Speaker 2: Mindfulness and zen and calm.
Speaker 3: This isn't grumpy, Mitchell. I'm not saying anything. If I
Speaker 3: was grumpy, you know about it.
Speaker 2: Oh, he was grumpy last week after the call. We
Speaker 2: stayed late. You want to get grilled, I said, yeah,
Speaker 2: And they forgot the sauce on our chips.
Speaker 3: That's a fake story, you went, Yeah, he just went
Speaker 3: full radio guy and just embellished something and nothing.
Speaker 2: Radio guy.
Speaker 3: He's the one that went they didn't bring up a
Speaker 3: prego sauce and then went to the kitchen and got
Speaker 3: some salty barbecue sauce. It was you with the problem,
Speaker 3: not me. Sorry to fact check check factory to fact check,
Speaker 3: and all you need to do is look, it was
Speaker 3: just sauce. Come on, I hope you have a terrible weekend.
Speaker 2: It'll be a lovely weekend and around in that bath.
Speaker 3: For two one and half. Let's be real, all right, guy, So.
Speaker 2: We'll see you next week. Thanks for coming on, Jenna,
Speaker 2: don't kill anyone between now and next week. I think
Speaker 2: we'll have a special guest next week, but stand by
Speaker 2: for that announcement.
Speaker 3: Who have you got in store?
Speaker 2: I won't tell you, Okay, maybe it's Miley. All right,
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