1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast, Mini. 2 00:00:03,120 --> 00:00:05,200 Speaker 2: But when you're in a rash, we're going to deviate 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,520 Speaker 2: from programming here because you've rattled about a text. 4 00:00:07,560 --> 00:00:08,080 Speaker 3: You've just got. 5 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 4: Something pretty outrageous has just happened. So this is no 6 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:13,200 Speaker 4: word of a lie. My partner, Mim has just messaged 7 00:00:13,240 --> 00:00:16,479 Speaker 4: me with a photo of a bunch of flowers because 8 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 4: she's at home now and so flowers have appeared at 9 00:00:20,600 --> 00:00:23,439 Speaker 4: the door. She thought they were for her. It's got 10 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:28,159 Speaker 4: attached on it a note that says, dear Woody, I 11 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:31,200 Speaker 4: wanted to say how much I appreciate you. I know 12 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:34,560 Speaker 4: there's a spark there. I hope you feel it too, 13 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,000 Speaker 4: love your secret admirer. 14 00:00:37,080 --> 00:00:38,160 Speaker 1: And there's a mobile number. 15 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:42,360 Speaker 4: Oh we should call Do you want to call Mim 16 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 4: or do you want to call the number? 17 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,160 Speaker 3: How do they know your address? 18 00:00:46,360 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 1: I have no idea, So Mim. 19 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 4: So my partner's she wants to set them on fire currently, 20 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 4: so she's not pumped. And by the way, the secret 21 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 4: Admira has really cooked it because my partner's found it 22 00:00:57,760 --> 00:00:58,240 Speaker 4: before me. 23 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 3: That is wild. 24 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:02,760 Speaker 1: That is what is it? 25 00:01:02,800 --> 00:01:04,080 Speaker 3: But do you think it looks legit? 26 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 1: Well you tell you tell mate, there's two. A few 27 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:08,520 Speaker 1: messages there. 28 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,240 Speaker 3: I know there is sparked there. 29 00:01:11,280 --> 00:01:12,600 Speaker 1: I hope you feel it too. 30 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:14,640 Speaker 3: Question Mark, I love your secret. 31 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,319 Speaker 1: And drinking spark something like dragon. That's an electrician I've 32 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:19,319 Speaker 1: had maybe? No, So what do you want to call? 33 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 1: Should excuse me, sir, I'm a bit rattled. Do you 34 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: want to call Mim and ask her about it? 35 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 3: I think I think we call the number first call that. 36 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:27,480 Speaker 4: No, that's called Mim. I need to get into approval 37 00:01:27,480 --> 00:01:29,039 Speaker 4: from her. Can we call the number and figure out? 38 00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,039 Speaker 5: You know? 39 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:30,479 Speaker 1: Okay? 40 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:35,039 Speaker 4: Sore toroyear strange so strong, secret and mora. 41 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:37,680 Speaker 3: I hope you feel it too. 42 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:43,000 Speaker 1: Hello Nme, it's Woody. Hello, Hi, what the hell. 43 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 5: Do you have a girlfriend? 44 00:01:46,959 --> 00:01:49,560 Speaker 1: Well I do, I do have a girlfriend. It is you, 45 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 1: by the way, You're on hearing wheels here as well? Heyty, 46 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 1: how you going so cuty? 47 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 3: Something going on there as well? 48 00:01:59,440 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 2: Well? 49 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 5: What do you than your girlfriends? 50 00:02:02,440 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 3: The bed was not calm? You moved on very quickly. 51 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,840 Speaker 4: So mean so you you got home and there was 52 00:02:08,880 --> 00:02:10,959 Speaker 4: just flowers sitting on the doorstep. 53 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought that was from your mum for me 54 00:02:14,160 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 5: for some reason. 55 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:17,679 Speaker 1: That is very odd. Mom would not send you flowers no, 56 00:02:18,240 --> 00:02:18,839 Speaker 1: of course she would. 57 00:02:19,280 --> 00:02:21,200 Speaker 5: She said that there was something at the door. So 58 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:23,280 Speaker 5: she said that there was rats, So I thought she 59 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,320 Speaker 5: got the rats sent here. 60 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:28,920 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, she keeps sending rats to. 61 00:02:29,200 --> 00:02:30,919 Speaker 5: The number on it though. Just call the number. 62 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:32,800 Speaker 1: So that's what I was calling to us. Are you 63 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 1: okay if I call the number? Yeah? 64 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,519 Speaker 5: I was going to call it and give them a 65 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:40,760 Speaker 5: piece of my line. 66 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 3: Are you actually? 67 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:44,120 Speaker 5: I actually thought about it, and then I thought, Minni 68 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 5: psycho attendant, drop it. 69 00:02:45,880 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's fair enough. Are you just protecting your patch? 70 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:50,760 Speaker 1: You know? 71 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, this is this is my territory. 72 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:57,880 Speaker 3: I know where you live. It gets me, like, how 73 00:02:57,880 --> 00:02:58,880 Speaker 3: do they know where you live? 74 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean you did do the show from your port. 75 00:03:03,160 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 3: For a year for a year. 76 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:05,679 Speaker 4: Yeah. 77 00:03:05,960 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 3: Could it be Michelle across the road? 78 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:10,520 Speaker 4: Could be Michelle, But Michelle, I've got Michelle's number. 79 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 1: Oh I should check if I've got the number. 80 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:15,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a good start, terrible detective. 81 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 5: Well, Michelle, if you're listening to this, I swear to God, 82 00:03:20,840 --> 00:03:21,320 Speaker 5: go on egg. 83 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:21,680 Speaker 1: Michelle. 84 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 3: Michelle's like a six year old woman. All right, let's 85 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:25,200 Speaker 3: call the number. 86 00:03:25,320 --> 00:03:26,160 Speaker 1: We're gonna call the number. 87 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 3: Do you want to stick around with the call men. 88 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,079 Speaker 5: Yeah, I loved it. 89 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:33,960 Speaker 1: Okay, interesting, all right, let's call that we go to 90 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,440 Speaker 1: a song. Let's go to a song. Let's we gather 91 00:03:35,480 --> 00:03:37,160 Speaker 1: our thoughts, memas o. 92 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 4: We're gonna play a bang in tune right now, Will 93 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 4: and Woody up, next, we call the number of the 94 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,200 Speaker 4: person who's just left flowers on my doorstep. 95 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:46,280 Speaker 3: Okay, and Mimi, sure you want to stay for this? Yeah? 96 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,760 Speaker 3: Of course, yeah, she probably does. She doesn't want to 97 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 3: me and you are going to kill her. 98 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 5: The money. 99 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:57,840 Speaker 2: Valentine's day to day would certainly something I don't celebrate, 100 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 2: but you know, a lot of people get around it, 101 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:01,680 Speaker 2: and a lot of people get around you. 102 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 3: This has happened mid show. 103 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 2: Don't look at me Strangely, you just had a bunch 104 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 2: of flowers sent to your home address. 105 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, someone. 106 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,880 Speaker 2: Admitting to be your secret admirer, hoping that there is 107 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 2: a spark between you. Now you're in a relationship with 108 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,039 Speaker 2: the beautiful Mimi who received the flowers and text you 109 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:19,240 Speaker 2: and said, well, what the actual hell would he? 110 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,160 Speaker 3: You all know you're a two timing bastard. 111 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 1: You hang on, but we've got Mimi on the phone 112 00:04:23,279 --> 00:04:23,720 Speaker 1: right now. 113 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,520 Speaker 5: Well, I think it was a little bit more aggressive than. 114 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 1: That, but they Yeah, you wanted to set fire to 115 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:29,480 Speaker 1: the flowers. 116 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 3: He didn't let me see those texts. 117 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 5: Well, a couple of a couple of words that shouldn't 118 00:04:36,120 --> 00:04:37,599 Speaker 5: be repeated to the children. 119 00:04:37,720 --> 00:04:40,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, are you going to keep the flowers? 120 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:41,960 Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've already put them in a valve. 121 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 1: Yeah, they're actually beautiful, they're a little bit tainted. Well, 122 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 1: it depends on who the person is. 123 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:50,040 Speaker 4: Actually, that's just a there's just a mystery number. I mean, 124 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 4: we was pretty much summed it up. 125 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 1: But yeah, the. 126 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:54,240 Speaker 4: Person we're hoping for here, I'm not hoping for anyone, 127 00:04:55,279 --> 00:04:57,120 Speaker 4: and I don't want it to be anything, but it's. 128 00:04:59,440 --> 00:04:59,880 Speaker 3: Nice to feel. 129 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:05,320 Speaker 1: No, no, absolutely not. I don't rely on that validation 130 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 1: my happiness. 131 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:08,600 Speaker 3: I obviously can't get this past you. I'm gonna go 132 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 3: to Mimi if I can, because you're annoying me. 133 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 2: Mimi, for example, if this was you, you would obviously 134 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 2: much prefer that, like Jared Butler sends you the flowers, 135 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 2: as opposed to Anthony Albanesi. 136 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:24,120 Speaker 5: I mean, he's a great squeeze, but they're like one 137 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 5: hundred and fifty dollars flowers. I reckon so this could 138 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,880 Speaker 5: be our sugar mummy, and like, I'm down to that. 139 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:33,960 Speaker 1: Ah. So if I have you for me to seduce 140 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,520 Speaker 1: the sugar mummer. If she's paying us, well. 141 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:38,920 Speaker 5: If we get weekly flowers for the house, I'm totally 142 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 5: fine with that. 143 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:41,719 Speaker 1: You think my value was just weekly flowers? 144 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:43,600 Speaker 5: Could get more. 145 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 1: I'm with a little bit more than that. Anyway, everyone 146 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 1: wants us to call the I think we should call 147 00:05:49,440 --> 00:05:51,360 Speaker 1: the number. Obviously. I'll just say it to me like, hey, 148 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:54,040 Speaker 1: you got the old say, I've got the flowers. Who 149 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 1: is this? 150 00:05:56,120 --> 00:06:00,120 Speaker 3: Mick? Mick, we know the number and the sister, but 151 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 3: come up in the system. 152 00:06:01,440 --> 00:06:02,719 Speaker 1: I'll probably called the show before. 153 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,440 Speaker 2: Hi. 154 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,400 Speaker 5: Sorry I couldn't get the phone right now. Just leave 155 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:09,719 Speaker 5: me a voice message. I'll get back to you. 156 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,000 Speaker 3: Hi, this is Woody and I'm really into you. 157 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:15,920 Speaker 1: That's that's so. That was That was Will? That was Will? 158 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:19,680 Speaker 1: That was Will? So who is this? Who is this? 159 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:23,320 Speaker 1: Let me know who this is? Who is this? That's 160 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:26,719 Speaker 1: not funny. That's not funny. That's not funny, Will, That 161 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 1: is not funny. That is not funny. You know, I've 162 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:30,680 Speaker 1: got a partner. I'm gonna have to call me in 163 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:34,240 Speaker 1: right now. Are you done with that, why not check 164 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:37,599 Speaker 1: out more from Willen Woody on the Full Show podcast.