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Speaker 1: This is jam nation with Junsy and Amanda. It's like

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Speaker 1: we've been off for a long time. I still haven't

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Speaker 1: retrained my bladder. I've been just enjoying Wham. I should

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Speaker 1: have been pans. I should have gone to the toilet. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: I haven't wecked my pants. We don't have to break

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Speaker 1: out the spare pants. But I'm just like a school

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, can you wrap this up?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's funny, isn't it, Because I've eaten some protein balls,

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Speaker 2: a boiled egg I've had. I've consumed a whole lot

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Speaker 2: of stuff.

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Speaker 3: You've eaten all your supplies, my.

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Speaker 2: Supplies, and normally on holidays, I don't walked the dog

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Speaker 2: and have breakfast at nine o'clock.

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Speaker 1: I would not take you on an expedition because you'd

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Speaker 1: eat all our supplies before we got out of the city.

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Speaker 2: Just did the supply show.

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Speaker 1: Burke and Wills and Cat. Where's the camel? Amanda's eating

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Speaker 1: it sitting under a tree.

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Speaker 3: Left we're supposed to write that thing.

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Speaker 2: Bent to the south coast And for the drive home,

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Speaker 2: I think I'd better make a little snack. And my

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Speaker 2: children laugh every time because I've eaten it before we

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Speaker 2: turn out of the street.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, once again, no expedition. So tell me what you

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Speaker 3: got up to. Went to Tasmania with a group of friends.

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Speaker 3: Love Tasmania.

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Speaker 2: Now, you mentioned earlier in the show that the last

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Speaker 2: time you'd been to Tasmania you'd been with a group

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Speaker 2: of drunken Alaricans. Did this feel any difference.

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Speaker 1: There was no difference except I got paid the first

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Speaker 1: time because I went on tour with the guys from

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Speaker 1: Deadly's Catch.

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Speaker 2: What was the tour?

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Speaker 3: It was a speaking to us so they would we go.

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Speaker 3: I was the moderate.

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Speaker 2: I speak about it and then I caught a crab.

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Speaker 1: So what I would do was like hosting a radio show,

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Speaker 1: and I'd introduced the sea captains, you know Captain Sig,

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Speaker 1: Captain Jonathan and Captain Andrew, and then we'd have they

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Speaker 1: relay stories about them catching big crabs and shooting stuff

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Speaker 1: with AK forty seven's.

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Speaker 2: What would they shoot?

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Speaker 1: Just the water largely they because in America. Jonathan Hillstrom

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Speaker 1: used to say to me again.

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Speaker 3: You know, Jonesy, you know what the problem is. You

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Speaker 3: got no guns in Australia. That's your problem. And I said, well, yeah,

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Speaker 3: we had a massacre in Port Arthur.

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Speaker 1: I guess you had one massacre and I went, well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's probably enough.

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Speaker 2: And weren't you saying also that he was trying to

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Speaker 2: give up smoking but not very successfully.

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Speaker 1: No, so he was smoking, chewing tobacco. He'd taken cham

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Speaker 1: packs as well, and he had a nicotine patch and smoked. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and he was still smoking.

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Speaker 2: And was that different to this trip which of your

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Speaker 2: friends was like, you played that role pretty much.

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Speaker 3: But I got to do all the touristy things and

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Speaker 3: I just enjoyed.

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Speaker 1: ITAs is beautiful and Port Arthur absolutely amazing to go

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Speaker 1: and see. And for me with Port Arthur, I didn't

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Speaker 1: even realize it existed until the aforementioned massacre, but to

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Speaker 1: actually go there and see the history of what happened

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Speaker 1: with the convicts and all that sort of stuff. But

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Speaker 1: also there's a moment of I guess naval gut were

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Speaker 1: just remembering those people that died at that terrible massacre,

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Speaker 1: but they were just wondering the people there that were

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Speaker 1: there that day were just wandering through looking at stuff,

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Speaker 1: and you know, it just scares the hell out of

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Speaker 1: you to think what happened that day.

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Speaker 2: And also the history of Port Arthur, the people who

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Speaker 2: are imprisoned there. Harley isn't urgurity boogadee in any way,

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Speaker 2: but he found he couldn't walk through some of the

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Speaker 2: doors Port Arthur. He felt this sense saying dope.

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Speaker 3: We stayed there.

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Speaker 1: We stayed in a hotel right at Port Arthur, and

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Speaker 1: we went on a ghost tour at night, which is

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Speaker 1: kind of There was this bit where they put us

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Speaker 1: in the mental the lunatic asylum, and then they.

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Speaker 3: Shut threw away, they shut the door. My wife's still

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Speaker 3: there and it was one in the morning. I'm going, oh, man,

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Speaker 3: this is scary. This is scary as anything. And then

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Speaker 3: we went to Mona.

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Speaker 2: Mona's brilliant and did you take that ferry across?

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Speaker 3: Take the boat?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's beautiful and that has art works in it

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Speaker 2: as well, and so it's a whole destination. It's incredible.

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Speaker 2: I love and it's also some of that art there

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Speaker 2: is quite confronting. It's different to any gallery I've ever

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Speaker 2: been in. It's thought provoking and fascinating.

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Speaker 1: We missed Kloaka or the Poom machine. Why well, I

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Speaker 1: saw it stayed home.

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Speaker 2: There is a machine that replicates and it shows the

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Speaker 2: difficulty of it. It replicates the digestive system at three o'clock

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Speaker 2: every afternoon. It does it poop yeah, and smells like

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Speaker 2: a It's a bit like me. You're a regular as

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Speaker 2: a clockwork.

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Speaker 3: But that was great. We saw the wall of female

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Speaker 3: private parts of vaginas, which was which quite amazing.

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Speaker 2: I once bought you was so from the gift shop.

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Speaker 3: Last long that was expensive, so thank you. So that

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Speaker 3: was me, what about you.

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Speaker 2: For the first time in fifteen months, I got to

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Speaker 2: see my dad. I went to Brisbane, Like the day

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Speaker 2: we finished work here, I flew to Brisbane. I saw

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Speaker 2: my brother and my dad and my brother's family and

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Speaker 2: it was just fantastic. And the day after I came home,

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Speaker 2: Dad had had some tests for his heart. He was

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Speaker 2: wasn't flowing through his head properly, and he went to

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Speaker 2: had some tests. So the next day he I went

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Speaker 2: to the doctor who said, I think you need a pacemaker.

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Speaker 2: And the day after that he had a pacemaker put

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Speaker 2: in under a just a local anesthetic.

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Speaker 3: Really it's a big deal.

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Speaker 2: Was a big deal, and he was awake during the

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Speaker 2: whole procedure. And so he's in good nick. He's in

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Speaker 2: his late eighties and he's absolutely brilliant. And then I

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Speaker 2: came home and while Dad had his procedure, I had

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Speaker 2: a colon oscar.

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Speaker 3: Are you sixty thousand service? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Pretty much. My mum had bow cancer. She didn't pass

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Speaker 2: away from that, but my brother and I, you know,

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Speaker 2: pretty regular with this kind of stuff. And the doctor

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Speaker 2: surgery had contacted me. And because you have to evacuate

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Speaker 2: it's quite severely and then not eat the next morning.

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Speaker 2: I thought I should do that in my holidays because

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Speaker 2: imagine being in here. I don't want to evacuate in

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Speaker 2: able to eat or drink anything would have been really hard.

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Speaker 1: We'd have done it all before four in the morning, well,

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Speaker 1: you'd hope, so when supply would have gone.

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Speaker 2: And I've learned a trick. Have you ever had to

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Speaker 2: Have you ever had a colon oscar? You have to

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Speaker 2: drink get one? Well, your bow screening test is probably

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Speaker 2: enough at your age.

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Speaker 3: So I do that thing when you put that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And you did that at the museums.

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Speaker 3: That's an exhibition.

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Speaker 2: You have to drink this horrible tasting fluid. But I

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Speaker 2: read that if you mix it with dry gingerrell and

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Speaker 2: drink it through a straw. It's actually better somehow. The

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Speaker 2: straw just goes down the back of your throat and

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Speaker 2: you don't have to drink like drink empty a spatoon,

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Speaker 2: which is kind of how it feels.

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Speaker 3: And how much time have you got when you drink

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Speaker 3: all that stuff?

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Speaker 2: I drank one at three pm and one at five pm,

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Speaker 2: and then you have to have one the next morning

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Speaker 2: and sometime around six pm. You don't want to be

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Speaker 2: in a you don't want to be away from home

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Speaker 2: or trying on wedding dresses or anything. But you know,

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Speaker 2: the best feeling in the history of the universe is

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Speaker 2: a post operative sandwich. Oh you know, the post when

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Speaker 2: you wake up, That bit's horrible. But then they give

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Speaker 2: you a cup of tea and a plate of sandwiches.

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Speaker 3: All you want, that's all you want. So that was my.

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Speaker 2: Holiday in a nutshell. I should have sold soaps at

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Speaker 2: that too,