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Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian no Common Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yes, on the show, we had some amazing cools.

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Speaker 3: We were talking about the things you saw and only

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Speaker 3: really see in your grandparents' house. Debbie emails Christian. Today's

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Speaker 3: segment was a pisser. Now, I've got to be honest.

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Speaker 3: Right when I first read that, I thought she didn't

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Speaker 3: like it.

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Speaker 4: Oh, no, that's a good that's all right.

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Speaker 3: So you know now after five years here and on

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Speaker 3: one of you, a citizen, got the passport on that.

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Speaker 3: You know when you're doing that is registering your thumb

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Speaker 3: for fingerprints sort of technology on your phone and you

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Speaker 3: keep putting it on different angles and going, that's what

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Speaker 3: it's like me in here. Now, I'm ninety nine percent there, right,

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Speaker 3: But there's a little bit where you go, oh, there's

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Speaker 3: a loop and wirl.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know about.

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Speaker 3: I read this right, and I read the first line

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Speaker 3: and thought I won't read the rest. You obviously didn't

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Speaker 3: like it or brought up some bad memories. But my

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Speaker 3: daughter Ruby's coming into work on the show today and

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Speaker 3: she went through my emails. She's put it back on

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Speaker 3: here because I didn't realize. So piss is a good thing.

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Speaker 4: Good thing in the UK.

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Speaker 3: So that person's a pisser. This situation as a pista,

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Speaker 3: it's a nightmare. I know everything mentioned today ting back

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Speaker 3: to both my grandparents' houses, but I needed to add

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Speaker 3: a few extras Christians that you didn't say. I had

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Speaker 3: a turning grandparents and author the house was plastic on

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Speaker 3: the floor. Now I've got to towns are plastic on

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Speaker 3: the floor is normally when I've seen good Fellas. It's

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Speaker 3: normally when there's a mafia hit and they walk in

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Speaker 3: a room they know they know they're about to get whacked.

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Speaker 4: I've heard of plastic on the furniture.

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Speaker 2: I'm not plastical.

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Speaker 5: The runners and underneath it to stick to the carpet

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Speaker 5: were little spikes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And if they accidentally was like flipped up on the

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Speaker 5: corner and you ran past it in bare feet as

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Speaker 5: a kid.

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Speaker 2: Hallway. Yeah, like the police throw them out now to

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Speaker 2: stop the stingers? Is that what it is?

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Speaker 3: They had exactly saying table and chair. All Italian families

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Speaker 3: said like the ones in Everyone Loves Raymond, Frank and

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Speaker 3: Marie's House. This is some of our favorite calls from

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Speaker 3: yesterday about the things you only ever see in your grandparents' house.

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Speaker 6: Who really mean when my sister and I were younger

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Speaker 6: and our grandparents might have been looking after us in

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Speaker 6: the summertime, it was the most watered down lemonade you

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Speaker 6: could have. Possibly it looked clear.

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Speaker 5: So my grandparents had the most funky marone, the lure

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Speaker 5: in bost wallpaper.

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Speaker 2: They would always have doilies, doily doiley doilies on everything.

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Speaker 6: The big crystal cabinet with all the crystal in it

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Speaker 6: both grandparents make.

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Speaker 7: The house were full of porcelain dolls. Didn't matter what

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Speaker 7: room you walked into. There's a porcelain dolls there, inn't

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Speaker 7: you all right?

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Speaker 3: Let's keep this going then on nine four one four

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Speaker 3: one oh four three, give us a call. Things you

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Speaker 3: only ever saw in your grandparents' house.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe we didn't say this when you're saying

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Speaker 4: me in both my grandparents' house on both sides of

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Speaker 4: the family, the nest of occasionals in.

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Speaker 2: The living way. God, you're quite right. Yeah, it's not complete.

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Speaker 3: I feel like in my mind we're almost building the

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Speaker 3: ideal grandparents' house, all right, and the nest of occasionals

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Speaker 3: was missing.

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Speaker 2: There must be other stuff we're missing too. What do

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Speaker 2: you think it is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Things You Only Ever Saw in your Grandparents' home. Yesterday,

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Speaker 3: there were certain things that kept coming up and up,

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Speaker 3: and they were, of course Doileys, and so I asked

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Speaker 3: producer Read yesterday after the show, did do some research

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Speaker 3: about the global trends over the last couple of decades,

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Speaker 3: because I really do worry, actually, guys, about the future

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Speaker 3: of the Doiley and Lace is what we're really talking about, industry.

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Speaker 3: Here's what the Doiley global market is showing, dizzying heights

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Speaker 3: has we would have thought the fifties and sixties, Doiley's

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Speaker 3: have suffered a steady decline since the nineties. We're talking

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Speaker 3: global Doily sales dropping seventy seven percent just just from

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Speaker 3: ninety five to twenty ten. The industry reacting coming about

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Speaker 3: hard with a save our Doiley's campaign in two thousand.

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Speaker 4: And I missed that one exactly.

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Speaker 3: However, guys, Doileys have made a resurgen since the turn

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Speaker 3: on the deadcade. That's baking up cycling an afternoon tea's return.

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Speaker 2: When of afternoon teas, I do.

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Speaker 4: Like an afternoon It's not like it went out of

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Speaker 4: fashion and come back again.

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Speaker 3: You just put the cat only of a kappa is

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Speaker 3: a thing that went away?

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's not the new ice.

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Speaker 3: Bucket challenge channing someone else tag them in this. You

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Speaker 3: do an afternoon tea? Uh Dartarbridge market research, we all

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Speaker 3: know them. Forecasts of global paper. Doiley's market will grow?

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Speaker 3: It's gay, guys, it's a new crypto. We've heard this before.

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Speaker 4: I metmism'timism No.

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Speaker 3: Twenty three point six percent now predicting between now and

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Speaker 3: twenty twenty nine. Mark my words, is coming back, guys,

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Speaker 3: invest now while it's low.

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 3: So things you only ever see in a grandparents' house

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Speaker 3: nine four one four one oh four to three, come

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Speaker 3: on it, Shannon.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Shannon. What are you want to seeing you

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Speaker 2: on a nanan grande's place?

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Speaker 8: It was my grandma. She always had different colored rooms.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's that's a lo going on for Nana, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: So walk us through the house. What colors would you

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Speaker 3: have seen?

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Speaker 8: So you'd come through the front door and it was

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Speaker 8: like a burnt orange yellow in the lounge room, and

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Speaker 8: then she did like a half wallpaper that was floral,

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Speaker 8: and then burgundy in the kitchen and then lime green

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Speaker 8: in the dining room, and then upstairs she had a

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Speaker 8: blue room, and we're.

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Speaker 3: Going to say a red room. I was like, no,

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Speaker 3: that's in the basement. Why is it lock now?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the color Pellette was so strong in my grandparents'

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Speaker 4: house as well. They had lavender bathroom. Even the bath

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Speaker 4: itself was lavender and them.

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Speaker 3: For my grandparents it was like an avocado colored. They

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Speaker 3: couldn't bathroom sweets where you write, the sink, the bar,

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Speaker 3: everything was colored the same tone. Yeah, Shannon, that's a

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Speaker 3: great one, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: She called me. I have a good day, not a problem.

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Speaker 8: Have a good day, Mick.

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Speaker 7: Good morning.

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Speaker 3: How are you. We're good, Mick, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: What's it for you?

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Speaker 7: Used to see a few places of a veldy felt

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Speaker 7: the kind of painting of a lovely lady just covering

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Speaker 7: up her chest with her arms, and she was standing

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Speaker 7: in a river with her red skirt flowing in the water,

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Speaker 7: a little.

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Speaker 3: Bit fumbly and mumbly around this so obviously a very

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Speaker 3: arousing moment in your childhood.

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Speaker 2: Staring at that, it was.

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Speaker 7: A little bit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it sounds like talking. I felt kind of pubicent,

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Speaker 3: thirteen year old boy. What you're doing looking at that picture.

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Speaker 7: Very velvety in appealing was.

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Speaker 2: Talking about the velvet. Were you touching the velvet?

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Speaker 7: Did? I did have a stroke?

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Speaker 4: That Micky also said used to see around a few

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Speaker 4: places like whose grandparents.

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Speaker 7: There must have been a series of them, because there

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Speaker 7: was a couple of different versions of it.

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Speaker 1: And I had seen that other places when I was

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Speaker 1: younger too, and I've seen I've seen it on movies

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Speaker 1: and stuff like Australian back in the day shows.

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Speaker 2: Right, I'm not so so that it was a scantily

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Speaker 2: claud lady. Yes, was.

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Speaker 3: They were often in the creek, weren't they, Patsy, do

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Speaker 3: you remember that?

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Speaker 5: I don't recall that series of it is.

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Speaker 4: Back in the day in your descriptive words. But I'm

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Speaker 4: being blocked by the firewall.

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Speaker 2: Right, Why did we have to install that? Jack?

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Speaker 3: I don't have that. You have that enough of those

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Speaker 3: velvet naked ladies. We've spoken about this before, no stroking

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Speaker 3: during the show.

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Speaker 2: Awe else.

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Speaker 5: It wasn't made out of hobby techs, was it? You

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Speaker 5: know that hobby texs?

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Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 7: It might have been. There was like a there was

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Speaker 7: a scene and there's a couple of I've seen a

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Speaker 7: couple of different ladies, same sort of styles.

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Speaker 2: All down at that creek.

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Speaker 7: Are all down at the creek?

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Speaker 2: Are they washing clothes?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 2: Having a bar?

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Speaker 7: I lost their tops?

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Speaker 2: This feels like a Benny Hill schedule. All right, Mick ware,

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Speaker 2: where where were Well, we'll throw this open to the orders.

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Speaker 3: They may know what you are describing nine four one

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Speaker 3: four one o four three, but from our Nowmic, thank

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Speaker 3: you very much for cool. All right, So we're talking

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Speaker 3: about the things you see and you see in Nan

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Speaker 3: and Grandad's house, anyone else see that's velvet muck.

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