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Speaker 1: It's a women Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Men, but when you're in a rush or just can't

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Speaker 2: be bothered listening to them blather on for half an

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Speaker 2: hour last Friday, you scorched me live on air. My

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Speaker 2: integrity was in tatters, my dignity was lost, Copter Good singing, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you really sined me. You convinced everybody that I was

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Speaker 2: posh tay a guy that worked at a law firm

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Speaker 2: from a week pretty much. Also, anyway, it's not every

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Speaker 2: opera song was nessa dormer. I don't think I don't

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Speaker 2: think that'll do.

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Speaker 1: With the audiograph. We get the points very easy, A

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Speaker 1: very good job. You did a very good job.

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Speaker 2: Everyone thought I was posh, very good.

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Speaker 1: All right.

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Speaker 2: But today, obviously I've had a lot of time to

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Speaker 2: think about this and I would like to scortch you

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Speaker 2: back and this segment today, Like I've kind of torn

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Speaker 2: between the title. It's either is Woody a fitness flog

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Speaker 2: or is Woody a wellness wanker? Your ju can.

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Speaker 1: Choose which you'd like to go to.

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Speaker 2: It's appropriately themed with some music that you would buy

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Speaker 2: from a your Monday market for thirty dollars, with a

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Speaker 2: guy playing a tambourine, some sort of pan flute.

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Speaker 1: Actually have that album that's a tiright album. That track

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Speaker 1: four I slipped to that.

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Speaker 2: All right, Now, the way this works, the way that

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Speaker 2: you set up the torch last time, I feel a

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Speaker 2: little bit, I mean it's a little bit like now,

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to reference that because I want to

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Speaker 2: sound posh. What we're going to do is, I'm going

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Speaker 2: to read these out.

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Speaker 1: So is this wellness wanker or fitness flock.

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Speaker 2: Well the same thing, mate, Okay, let's go with wellness

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Speaker 2: wanker for now. But essentially I found these on an

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Speaker 2: article written somewhere I think it was reputable source somewhere

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Speaker 2: in the east of the United States. But eventually the

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Speaker 2: article has a whole bunch of things which lists whether

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Speaker 2: or not if you've got the If you answer yes

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Speaker 2: to these questions, you are affirmatively a wellness wanker.

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Speaker 1: Okay, cool, I will answer honestly, my friend, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much, as you did on front of your posh bastard,

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Speaker 1: perfectly perfect. All right.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a light in your room to emulate

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Speaker 2: the dawn light on your face? Because that's how it

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Speaker 2: would be in nature.

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Speaker 1: Phillips woke up like everyone should get around that.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a healing bowl that you bought for

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Speaker 2: a monastery which you used to try and pick up

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Speaker 2: Ellie from the Bachelorette?

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Speaker 1: Its like, do you have a gyp?

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Speaker 2: What's a specific question. Do you have a gym that

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Speaker 2: you made in your house with water ceiling mirrors to

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Speaker 2: look at yourself while you work out? Not water ceiling,

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Speaker 2: not water ceiling, Florida ceiling, water ceiling, Floria ceilings.

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Speaker 1: There's a half a meter gap at the top, so

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Speaker 1: we've got to move on.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a specific hairspray of leaving conditioner in

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Speaker 2: a pink canister that you travel with everywhere and anywhere

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Speaker 2: which reveals to people behind you when you have to

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Speaker 2: take it out of your bad carousel with the aerosols.

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Speaker 1: Not anymore, but I do have a number of facials.

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Speaker 1: Do you have a.

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Speaker 2: Specific shaver that gets in all the nooks and crannies

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Speaker 2: of different parts of your body so that you appears

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Speaker 2: that you are waxed like a porpoise from.

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Speaker 1: The next to your toes. I asked my partner to

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Speaker 1: actually shave my bottom the other day, which was pretty interesting.

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Speaker 2: Did you buy a sports bike months after seeing me

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Speaker 2: on a bike and then proceed to go on a

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Speaker 2: solo bike holiday wearing padded bike shots. Did you look

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Speaker 2: at investing tens of thousands dollars for red sauna for

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Speaker 2: your backyard. He's the first thing you do in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even waiting for you anymore.

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Speaker 2: It's the first thing you do in the morning to

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Speaker 2: go outside and smell the air, because you just like

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Speaker 2: the scent of it. Do you have his in care

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Speaker 2: regime that consists of three to seven products nightly? Do

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Speaker 2: you frequently wear beauty face masks?

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Speaker 1: What's frequent?

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Speaker 2: Did you install an outdoor shower to shower in the

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Speaker 2: nood and be one with nature?

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Speaker 1: Big yes?

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Speaker 2: Did you buy an exercise stepper which no one can

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Speaker 2: touch because it's made of airplane material? Did you drive

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Speaker 2: kilometers to go to the baths Instant Kilda and jump

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Speaker 2: consistently from the spar to the ocean and I quote

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Speaker 2: just to feel the sensation of the blood running back

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Speaker 2: to your extremities?

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Speaker 1: Yes. Yes, More of the boys on the full show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to