Speaker 1: Well the rest of the world.
Speaker 2: What goes on in this hour stays in this hour.
Speaker 1: Even the boss doesn't listen.
Speaker 2: Ladies, gentlemen, welcome to the Christian o'connel for refor Show.
Speaker 1: Good morning, It's the Christian O'Connor Ratfort Show. Two minutes
Speaker 1: past six Friday morning. The long weekend is on us, everybody.
Speaker 1: We've made it to the end of the week. Good morning, Patsy, Hey,
Speaker 1: how are you going? Yeah, I'm good. Do you know what?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Jerk, Good morning. Last night we had our
Speaker 1: first movie club over the year. We screened Anchorman at
Speaker 1: Wits and VIC Gardens and it was lovely to meet
Speaker 1: people that came down to be with them with some popcorn.
Speaker 1: But as I was leaving, saying, perhaps you then had
Speaker 1: to you had to drive all the way back to
Speaker 1: weerribe Yeah. I felt bad, but you could have stayed
Speaker 1: at ours or just stayed at work.
Speaker 3: Oh that's all right. No, it took me, like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, thirty five minutes. It was a good one
Speaker 3: last night.
Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, well you can get back to Weerribee
Speaker 1: from Abbotsford.
Speaker 3: Ye took the tunnel.
Speaker 4: Pat's be honest about how excited you got. When one
Speaker 4: of the straight teamers last night, we're saying where they
Speaker 4: get their little T shirts from.
Speaker 1: There's a cupboard in here where they get the gold
Speaker 1: T shirt? Is that? What is? A've always fancied one?
Speaker 1: And she said there's also a little bed in there.
Speaker 3: Is that where the bed is? I didn't work it out.
Speaker 4: And then Pat's got so excited because she can sleep
Speaker 4: in the city. I guess when you knock off.
Speaker 1: From a night. But she'd be checking in with her husband, Chris.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's some couples. Okay, talking about coming
Speaker 1: in from Weerriby. Do you remember a couple of days
Speaker 1: ago when we were giving away tickets and we spoke
Speaker 1: to a lovely lady from Geelong, Jess Jess Patsy said
Speaker 1: she would meet her at the BP garage and give
Speaker 1: her a lift in. I remember an arrangement. I met
Speaker 1: Jess yesterday, So did you?
Speaker 3: So did I?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she turned up at the BP garage as arranged.
Speaker 1: You left her there as you did. She was joking, No,
Speaker 1: she told me she was. I saw afterwards she was
Speaker 1: still going on about it.
Speaker 4: If you were going to do that and you said
Speaker 4: you would, Yeah, we were all there.
Speaker 1: We all heard it. I suppose she came up to
Speaker 1: me again. Seriously, education what I was joking? I did
Speaker 1: go there. She didn't have to ring her fella stop it.
Speaker 1: She did not, I swear she did. That's what she
Speaker 1: told me.
Speaker 3: No, I feel awful.
Speaker 1: You need saying this now because we spoke about this
Speaker 1: yesterday there and you didn't give a rats Banjo thought
Speaker 1: her joking. Get out of it, you big old media flake.
Speaker 3: I seriously thought she was. Was she serious? Yes, Oh
Speaker 3: that is awful.
Speaker 1: We've lost a listener. You need this weekend, You're going
Speaker 1: to find me a brand new listener. Jess didn't listen
Speaker 1: to us anymore. She hears your news. She's gonna fill
Speaker 1: up toxic.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Jess.
Speaker 1: The big documentary about this leaving radio land and all
Speaker 1: about you.
Speaker 4: Oh that's awful.
Speaker 1: She was furious, and you don't mess I'll tell you
Speaker 1: one thing I've learned since movie. You don't mess with
Speaker 1: song from channels. She was ready to kick off with
Speaker 1: somebody what I called jailhouse tats. She looks like she'd
Speaker 1: done time, especially.
Speaker 3: If she's from like Norline or Krio. Maybe I'd better
Speaker 3: be careful.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I suppose your ties were all up yesterday
Speaker 1: when you try to work, get out of there all right.
Speaker 1: Then coming up next I take you through this morning show.
Speaker 1: We got a big one for you. Also, we're counting
Speaker 1: down your top you've been voting for the last week,
Speaker 1: your top eighty of the eighties. From nine o'clock this morning,
Speaker 1: five minutes past six, Good morning, the.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 1: On today's show, then Lachel this morning. We want to
Speaker 1: talk to you if you ever had a cartoon injury.
Speaker 1: If you don't know what I mean, I'll tell you
Speaker 1: more after half seven this morning. Yesterday Jack asked me
Speaker 1: to come and help him move some plants. Now, when
Speaker 1: someone says move some plants, you think you know, you
Speaker 1: pick it up under your arm. A plant, a small
Speaker 1: little thing that you have on a desktop, in a pot. Yes,
Speaker 1: we were around to Andy Lee's and there were two trees. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, to be fair, he sent me a photo of
Speaker 4: the plants and in the photo there's no humans, so
Speaker 4: you can't A proportion can actually look like you know,
Speaker 4: as long as less shorter than your arm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But when we turned up they were what six
Speaker 1: foot plus? Easy, Now it's not The height wasn't a problem.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I'm talking about They were in their pots
Speaker 1: were about what thirty or forty kilos. Then some kind
Speaker 1: of base they were sat inside that was another one
Speaker 1: thousand kilos concrete base. And then I actually lugged them
Speaker 1: after the show, lugged him on the top of your ute.
Speaker 4: Thank you for helping.
Speaker 1: You're not seeing that scene with Dars and Maguire somewhere
Speaker 1: else in Richmond. What we had to do yesterday, I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe.
Speaker 4: It's very humbling for both of us, but more you.
Speaker 1: And also there appeared to be no plan. How you
Speaker 1: You're just going to chuck them on the ute and
Speaker 1: drive them back to Coburg Pats. He had no idea.
Speaker 3: So what did you do? You literally lifted them up
Speaker 3: over the lip of the ute into the back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then he was just going to drive and
Speaker 1: put some string around them and his head off like
Speaker 1: those people you see on the dash Caromel Australia where
Speaker 1: the voice of goes and look at this idiot, you know,
Speaker 1: and there's plants are sort of battling around at a
Speaker 1: bit and dumb and dumber. Where the dogs are, fly
Speaker 1: are out. Our dugs are everywhere in your travel news today.
Speaker 3: Did he make you sit in the back and juggle them?
Speaker 1: No, he didn't know what it was. There was no
Speaker 1: kind of plan.
Speaker 4: No, thank you for helping me strap it properly, because
Speaker 4: I was going to just wrap it around a branch
Speaker 4: and he was like, that, will just step off around.
Speaker 3: The I was to fly on the wall to see this.
Speaker 1: It was like a lotl and hardy sketch that was
Speaker 1: going to work out how to move these things yesterday,
Speaker 1: also on today's show. Then I read this with interest. Right,
Speaker 1: I was talking about the top ten little pleasures in life,
Speaker 1: because sometimes the little pleasures they're the big pleasures, aren't they?
Speaker 1: Little stuff is the big stuff for me. A little
Speaker 1: pleasure in life that makes a big difference. Brand new
Speaker 1: socks or underwear. Yeah, I start the day rocking a
Speaker 1: new pair of socks or underwear that's fresh. I just
Speaker 1: feel great already. Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't have to be brand new out of
Speaker 4: the packet.
Speaker 1: That's not what you mean. No, I washed them. I
Speaker 1: don't wear it straight out the packet. No, no, just that.
Speaker 1: But when you know the brand, you never warm before
Speaker 1: socks or underwear stuff like that. That's a tiny little pleasure,
Speaker 1: but a big joy for me.
Speaker 4: Oh, change socks midway through the day sometimes because I
Speaker 4: love that feeling.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, oh god, that's a game change. I've never
Speaker 1: thought about that. See.
Speaker 3: I think an old pair of jocks is better because
Speaker 3: you've worn them in and they sort of form to
Speaker 3: all your bumps.
Speaker 1: Do you guys do this? Do you have clothes that
Speaker 1: you wear inside the house? Yes? Yeah. See I used
Speaker 1: to observe my dad do this right, He wouldn't even
Speaker 1: talk to us. You come in from work, you go upstairs,
Speaker 1: put his inside pants on, come back down and go
Speaker 1: how I kids? Right? And I also to think, what
Speaker 1: strange dude. Now, first thing I do, go upstairs, put
Speaker 1: on the inside and I actually, as I'm putting them on,
Speaker 1: I actually got oh god, that's better. Right.
Speaker 4: Tell me if you do this as well, they never
Speaker 4: come off like it's when you're in the inside clothes. Yes,
Speaker 4: and you say you have to run to the supermarket,
Speaker 4: I'll go to be like, oh, I've got the tracksuit
Speaker 4: pants on.
Speaker 1: A like as if they can't go their perish somehow,
Speaker 1: I can't go into the big world in these inside
Speaker 1: but putting on those inside tracksuit pants? Do you think
Speaker 1: even the Pope has some of those when he's had
Speaker 1: a day blessing you know, sick people, and then he
Speaker 1: goes indoors and he just puts his tracksuit pants on
Speaker 1: and puts his feet up and watches Netflix.
Speaker 4: Especially because the roads must be so uncomfortable. They don't
Speaker 4: look cozy. They don't look cozy. Do they look hot?
Speaker 4: The layers? Too many layers there as well?
Speaker 1: All right, one of the little pleasures little joys in life?
Speaker 1: For you, I take you through the top ten next
Speaker 1: nine four one four one oh four three nine four
Speaker 1: one four one o four three. What are the little
Speaker 1: pleasures in your life that bring a huge amount of
Speaker 1: joint Give us a cool nine four one four one
Speaker 1: o four three The Christian.
Speaker 5: O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three For.
Speaker 1: You, what are the little pleasures in life? Big servis
Speaker 1: just announce what are the top ten of life's little pleasures?
Speaker 1: Another one for me is the smell of my dog's head.
Speaker 1: I just adore that. I'll always have a sniffet before
Speaker 1: I leave to go to work. There's a smell that
Speaker 1: a head has. I don't even know how to describe it.
Speaker 1: There aren't words in the beautiful English language to describe
Speaker 1: what that smell is. And also where do you stand
Speaker 1: on the smell of a wet dog? I'm a big fan.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I don't like that.
Speaker 1: I love it. A damp dog. No, I wish I
Speaker 1: could buy a candle that just said damp dog. I
Speaker 1: buy that every day, that candle.
Speaker 4: What why is that? Like when you do a fart
Speaker 4: and you sniff a far.
Speaker 1: Wet dog, you know, whether they' be in the sea
Speaker 1: or river and the out they shake off, they got
Speaker 1: to smell about them. Yeah, that's not stinky. That's a
Speaker 1: great one, all right. Then one of life's little pleasures
Speaker 1: for you give us called nine four one four one
Speaker 1: four three Elizabeth, good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Happy fantastic Friday before a long weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeay, happy fantastic Friday to you as well, Lizzie. What's
Speaker 1: a little joy in life for you?
Speaker 6: Fresh clean sheets that have been dried in the sun
Speaker 6: and the wind shower and bed.
Speaker 1: God, yeah, you're taking us there now.
Speaker 6: Definitely the most amazing feeling.
Speaker 1: Is, isn't it?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: When and also when you haven't got to make the
Speaker 1: bed yourself. You just get into bed and the sheets
Speaker 1: are all there.
Speaker 6: Oh no, I enjoy making the bed. That's really part
Speaker 6: of the preparation.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh no, no no. Can you come around and
Speaker 1: do mine then? Twice a week because I can't stand.
Speaker 6: Only if I can watch Call the Midwife.
Speaker 1: With she'd love that because I'm not watching it with her.
Speaker 6: That's all right, that's all right. I met her once
Speaker 6: in Your Beautiful Girls, so it was lovely to meet them.
Speaker 1: Ah great, Okay, what we wulled out for a dog walk?
Speaker 1: Or where was that? No?
Speaker 6: I can't say where I met them because that's where
Speaker 6: I work.
Speaker 1: Interesting, are you part privacy?
Speaker 6: Anyway, have a wonderful, wonderful day. I've now got to
Speaker 6: go out and shine the light on the bloody possums
Speaker 6: on the roof.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, if you go, you go do that? Is
Speaker 1: that one of life little joys. I have a lovely
Speaker 1: long weekend.
Speaker 6: Thank you you too, lovely to talk to you.
Speaker 1: Goodbye everyone, Bye bye, exit stage left, Bye bye everyone.
Speaker 1: Let's end every show like that. Bye bye everyone.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three so last week we had the great Peter Logan
Speaker 1: was on the show. When he was on showing is
Speaker 1: wisdom with us, he he started to talking about some
Speaker 1: of the some of the things he still wants to do,
Speaker 1: and he mentioned this, and I want to enjoy it.
Speaker 1: I want to jump out of a plane. I want
Speaker 1: to do things.
Speaker 4: I'd love to ask you for the bad parachute.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Today's today, He's going to do it.
Speaker 1: Peter Logan, Good morning, morning gang.
Speaker 8: Are you doing Christian Jack? Pats? Thanks for letting me
Speaker 8: stay over last night too, Pats, I would have had
Speaker 8: to drive for an hour at the morning.
Speaker 3: It was a joy to spoon with.
Speaker 5: Your Peepe.
Speaker 8: Got a little bit creepy when I heard the stranger
Speaker 8: danger being whispered in me.
Speaker 1: Hey, Peter, thanks for coming on last night to the
Speaker 1: movie Club. It was lovely to see you there as well.
Speaker 8: It was a great night. Thanks very much for having
Speaker 8: me along and to meet some of the listeners and
Speaker 8: even share a couple of stories with some of them,
Speaker 8: which was really good. A great time.
Speaker 1: Listen Tarmy, what is happening at seven o'clock some morning?
Speaker 1: Tell all of us what's happening at seven o'clock. What
Speaker 1: are you doing?
Speaker 8: So we're out here in it looks like Mick Taylor's territory.
Speaker 8: Actually we're out in the middle of nowhere. It's a
Speaker 8: little bit scary. It's not quite light yet. There are
Speaker 8: a couple of what I would describe as free wheell
Speaker 8: tandem by well, not even tandem. They're side by side
Speaker 8: bikes with massive industrial fans strapped to the back of
Speaker 8: them and a parachute trailing along along behind. So the
Speaker 8: concept here is that the boys power up the industrial fan,
Speaker 8: you get a little bit of momentum drive, and this
Speaker 8: parachute fills with air, and all of a sudden, we're up.
Speaker 1: In the sky, those magnificent men and the flying machines.
Speaker 1: A little like that.
Speaker 8: It's a little like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so, Pete.
Speaker 4: The car goes up in the sky as well, or
Speaker 4: you just the car drives along and then you float
Speaker 4: at the back like a like you're windsailing.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I guess he doesn't want to answer questions for me.
Speaker 1: I think he's been taken up in the here right now, Peter,
Speaker 1: they fight up the fence. What a cliffhanger. As it
Speaker 1: start to know he's gone we're trying try and get
Speaker 1: pizza back.
Speaker 5: Headlines on the Way, the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's
Speaker 5: Gold one oh four point three On this.
Speaker 1: Day, Mystery on this day. Welcome to On this day Mystery.
Speaker 1: For today we're heading to the start of the long weekend.
Speaker 1: March eighth, the sixty seventh day of the year, which
Speaker 1: means they're only two hundred and ninety eight. Found a
Speaker 1: new website. All right, Jackson charged you it this morning,
Speaker 1: and I'm going.
Speaker 4: To use it every day now you Joys fastally eight.
Speaker 4: First and notable mention of something we all use on
Speaker 4: this day. In three twenty one, the year three twenty one,
Speaker 4: Roman Emperor Constantine I, known as Constantine the Great, decreed
Speaker 4: that Sunday should be observed as a universal day of rest.
Speaker 4: So he pretty much invented chilling out on a Sunday.
Speaker 1: But now everywhere is open. Years ago, when we were kids,
Speaker 1: supermarkets they're all shut on a Sunday. You can go
Speaker 1: to any of the high street stores are now everywhere
Speaker 1: is open.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's a shame, but I mean country towns are
Speaker 4: still where you grew up paths. Would they still be
Speaker 4: closed on a Sunday.
Speaker 3: Ah, yeah, predominantly Adelaide as well. That closes at like
Speaker 3: one o'clock on a Saturday afternoon. We went there one
Speaker 3: weekend and there was nothing to do. Everything was closed.
Speaker 1: I went there the other weekend before Christmas and it
Speaker 1: seemed very lively and wide open on a Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 1: Where'd you get that old nonsense from? Why would people
Speaker 1: in Adelaide just want to shut up everything at one
Speaker 1: in the afternoon?
Speaker 4: Tom, who's our camera man, He's from Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Tom just close up shop at one in the afternoon.
Speaker 1: News here making up Monday. Right, Well, I went there Tom.
Speaker 1: To quote Pats newsreader on the show, Adelaide just packs
Speaker 1: up at one o'clock on Saturday afternoon. Tom doesn't at
Speaker 1: five pm, but it definitely packs up about then. You
Speaker 1: can't do much after that, but you still go out
Speaker 1: and eat and drink, can't you wait?
Speaker 4: It packs up five o'clock on a Saturday. So Sunday's
Speaker 4: closed everything pretty much?
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much Sundays there's not much going on. Well,
Speaker 1: and path News thank you sixty seventh day of the
Speaker 1: year with Twoey. I just want to go back to
Speaker 1: the heydays on this link.
Speaker 4: Today's question. In nineteen eighty on this day, we Are
Speaker 4: the World was released. The question is name at least
Speaker 4: five artists who participated in the song.
Speaker 1: Well, that's a great one. Was like a who's who
Speaker 1: the American recording artist?
Speaker 4: At least twenty in there?
Speaker 1: Bonus point if you remember the video and who had
Speaker 1: their headphones upside down singing? So they do want upset
Speaker 1: their hair? Really, I can literally visualize. I could sit
Speaker 1: now in the video when it's when it pans and
Speaker 1: all the who's whom American recording artists who did that song,
Speaker 1: and there was one person that had their headphones on
Speaker 1: under their chin, so obviously they't want to upset their hair.
Speaker 4: All right, if you can get the bonus, we'll give
Speaker 4: you a bud.
Speaker 1: All right, give us the cool lines rope. And now,
Speaker 1: so we're looking for at least five people we are Well, yeah, the.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three this morning, on on this day in mystery taking
Speaker 1: us back in time is Jack Boast on this day
Speaker 1: mystery on this day, JP, what's the question today? In
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty five, the song we Are the World was released.
Speaker 4: Here's a little bit of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a who's who of all your favorite
Speaker 1: recording artists. Remember the video stem in the studio.
Speaker 4: If you can name five or more of the artists involved,
Speaker 4: you win a mug.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the big show. Let's go to is that Faye? Yes? Hi,
Speaker 1: Good morning, Faye. How are you? How's your week? Good?
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Excellent? Well, okay, let's se if you can name five
Speaker 1: of the people who sung on We Are the World?
Speaker 6: Okay, George Michael.
Speaker 4: I don't see George Michael.
Speaker 1: No, he did do a band aid. Do they know
Speaker 1: It's Christmas Time? Which is the first one? They're the
Speaker 1: Americans like everything copied. Oh well, okay, that's where I
Speaker 1: keep going.
Speaker 9: I was gonna say, George Michael, Boy George, that was live.
Speaker 4: A I don't think boy George, Yeah, they both, Yeah,
Speaker 4: they did.
Speaker 1: Don't they know is Christmas? They would they did do that?
Speaker 10: Ah got the song we Stop?
Speaker 1: That's right. Name three more people from the eighties. You'll
Speaker 1: probably get one of them, right, all right. Cyndi Lafer
Speaker 1: I think she was there. Yeah, yeah, Lionel Richie, yep,
Speaker 1: I think he co wrote. Diana Ross pretty sure she
Speaker 1: was there.
Speaker 4: Yes, so you got three out of five, but you
Speaker 4: don't get a mug.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a mug anyway, fair right?
Speaker 6: Ah well ah, thank you.
Speaker 1: You have a nice weekend.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Emily, Emily, Hello.
Speaker 1: Hello, welcome to you know, Emily's on the road. Emily.
Speaker 1: Can you name five of the artists that sung on
Speaker 1: We Are the World?
Speaker 10: I think so because I can picture the video.
Speaker 8: Yeah, go ahead, Lionel, Richie.
Speaker 10: Bruce Springsteen, Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles.
Speaker 4: And Tina Turner.
Speaker 1: All right. The only one I'm not sure about Stevie one.
Speaker 1: Stevie one was deaf he sung on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Stevie Wonder's in there, yes.
Speaker 1: Ray Charles as well, Ray Charles. Wow, that's incredible. They've
Speaker 1: got them more to do that I seek.
Speaker 11: The person that has the ear finds upside down.
Speaker 1: With correct you get two bugs, one for each hand.
Speaker 1: That's why Emmon enjoyed the long weekends.
Speaker 5: Thank you, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 5: oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three, maze it up in Yesterday, Trump made another Trump
Speaker 1: boo boo. This one is fantastic though, so he was
Speaker 1: doing some kind of joint speech with Tim Cook. Tim Cook,
Speaker 1: the CEO of Apple, and what does Trump he say?
Speaker 12: We appreciate it very much, Tim Apple.
Speaker 1: Now if you or I make that mistake, yeah, of course. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's the leader of the free world. He's supposed to
Speaker 1: be the smartest guy in the world.
Speaker 12: We appreciate it very much, Tim Apple.
Speaker 1: Tim Apple, because he works for Rapple and he's Tim
Speaker 1: so Tim Apple. So think a kid would say.
Speaker 12: If we appreciate it very much, Tim Apple.
Speaker 1: I just can't get enough of this clip.
Speaker 12: We appreciate it very much, Tim Apple.
Speaker 1: It's a thing of joy. It's a thing of joy.
Speaker 4: I watched the vision as well to see Tim Cook's
Speaker 4: face when Donald Trump says.
Speaker 1: Tim Apple because he joking, because he called me Tim Apple.
Speaker 12: We appreciate it very much, Tim Apple.
Speaker 1: All right, so let's run with this this morning. Let's
Speaker 1: all give ourselves our Donald Trump name. So I reckon,
Speaker 1: you need your your first name, your Christian name, and
Speaker 1: then you add it to the name of the company
Speaker 1: you work for. So Tim Cook works for Apple becomes.
Speaker 12: We appreciate it very much, Tim Apple.
Speaker 1: All right. So I'm Christian gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 1: If I met Donnie you'd be I'd be Jack Hamish
Speaker 1: and Ani podcast. What you are unbelievable? It please you more.
Speaker 4: I would be Jack the Christian ecconol Breakfast Show, Slash Hey,
Speaker 4: Miss Patsy, I'd be pet.
Speaker 1: Son Outgoing Gold one of four point is.
Speaker 3: In ir in Australian Ready on netwix.
Speaker 1: Thank you all right, so give us a call. Then
Speaker 1: let's hear your Donald Trump name. So it's your Christian
Speaker 1: name added to the company you work for. That'll be
Speaker 1: your surname, all right? Nine four one four one oh
Speaker 1: four three, nine four one four, one oh four three.
Speaker 1: Matthew Ward to break my stride get a great one
Speaker 1: hit wonder from the eighties. From nine o'clock on the
Speaker 1: show we start to count down your top eighty of
Speaker 1: the eighties.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 5: point three.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump managed to mangle Tim Cook, the CEO of Apple,
Speaker 1: and called him this.
Speaker 12: We appreciate it very much, Tim Apple.
Speaker 1: Do you think that's who remembers everybody just with the
Speaker 1: company they worked for their first name, which actually just
Speaker 1: makes it a bit easier. Maybe he's onto something.
Speaker 12: We appreciate it very much. Tim Apple.
Speaker 1: All right, so let's play along with this what Donnie's done,
Speaker 1: and let's get your Trump name, so it's you Christian name,
Speaker 1: and then your surname becomes the company you work for.
Speaker 1: So Kevin, good morning, Good morning, Christian. There are you going?
Speaker 1: So who am I talking to? Kevin? My name is Kevin.
Speaker 1: Out of Space Trump would love that one, Kevin outer Space. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'll work for a company called out of Space Design
Speaker 1: because it's out of this world. But the prices aren't.
Speaker 4: What does the company do, Kevin?
Speaker 1: We're a product development company in Abbotsford, just product designed
Speaker 1: all the ranger stuff. Do you know what when I
Speaker 1: hear abbots Ord my heart jumps At the moment, I've
Speaker 1: got to wait until eleven o'clock today when a pub
Speaker 1: opened to Abbotsford. I think I dropped my wallet in
Speaker 1: there yesterday, credit card to credit cards and my driver's license.
Speaker 1: What hope have I got Abbotsford Of getting that returned,
Speaker 1: I'll have to go to all the pubs in Abbotsford
Speaker 1: and try and find it for you. Christian, could you
Speaker 1: knock on the door of the terminus and ask if
Speaker 1: someone's handed in my little wallet with it all in there?
Speaker 1: My life is in and literally I'm waiting until they
Speaker 1: open up later on this morning. All right, Kevin, out
Speaker 1: of space, Thanks you cool buddy, having a nice long weekend.
Speaker 1: Thank you on you tube. Bye bye now, Kevin. Jason,
Speaker 1: why forst? Name is Jason?
Speaker 13: My last name's on.
Speaker 1: Times, Jason on Time. Yeah, now I'm getting the company
Speaker 1: on time deliveries.
Speaker 6: That's right.
Speaker 1: Bang, sounds like.
Speaker 4: A cool like spy name.
Speaker 1: Jason on time, Yeah, Jason Bourne, James Bond, Jason on time,
Speaker 1: always always on time.
Speaker 13: Pardon'd be all right if we're always on time.
Speaker 1: I don't think the company will. Who now called Jason,
Speaker 1: former employee of on Time. Hey Jason, have a good weekend.
Speaker 1: Thank you, bye bye now, Jason. Uh. Kathy, good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning guys. Okay, we're talking.
Speaker 6: To Kathy, Kathy.
Speaker 1: Lion. You work for Werribe Zoo.
Speaker 9: No, not not even close, Lion.
Speaker 1: The beer, Yes, the beer.
Speaker 9: The big global beer company.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Megacore. And what do you do for them?
Speaker 9: I'm in sales operations, so I support all the sales
Speaker 9: guys who go out and sellow our fantastic beer. And
Speaker 9: one of them, I think you love Christian just surfy.
Speaker 1: Oh never ever ever feel bad about sending me any
Speaker 1: free persons. Okay, all right, don don don done, excellent, excellent, excellent. Okay,
Speaker 1: Kathy Lyne, you have a great weekend.
Speaker 9: Thank you, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: All right, keep this coming. Then nine four one four
Speaker 1: one o four three So Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three. Oh Maady Trump, he
Speaker 1: is on a classic yesterday.
Speaker 12: We appreciate it very much.
Speaker 1: Tim Apple, Tim Apple, the chief exec Tim Cook of
Speaker 1: Apple in Trump World, Tim Apple.
Speaker 12: We appreciate it very much, Jim Apple.
Speaker 1: So we're trying to give you a Trump name today
Speaker 1: by you get your first name, your Christian name, and
Speaker 1: then the surname is just a company you work for.
Speaker 1: High Christian my name. So when Donald Trump World is
Speaker 1: Michael connecting to Australia. Another one here, Christian, I'm Misty Ventura.
Speaker 4: Oh, I like that's actually sounds like a bit of
Speaker 4: a adult.
Speaker 1: I was about to say that with the P word.
Speaker 1: Then your self edited yourself. Well done. Someone who's not
Speaker 1: editing them myself today is Patsy.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 1: Now come on, she is off the chain. The thing
Speaker 1: that you just talked to Jack and I about about
Speaker 1: a naughty dream has made this Pommy blush.
Speaker 4: Please.
Speaker 3: Yep, the drawbridge has gone up, eased up all my
Speaker 3: lives in the studio.
Speaker 1: All right, thet's got a Paul, Come on in, Paul.
Speaker 13: Good morning, Christian. I'm Paul Solid.
Speaker 1: Paul, Solid Yes, solid okay.
Speaker 13: Solid solid Civil solo.
Speaker 7: That's earth moving in civil company.
Speaker 1: It is simply called solid Yeah.
Speaker 7: Solid Civil solutions. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Let the earth move for you with solid Yes. Do
Speaker 1: you know what do you think that we should start
Speaker 1: writing some of the station's adverts live.
Speaker 4: Some of them are stinker so I think.
Speaker 1: You mean on other stations here on Gold one of
Speaker 1: three the adverts O world class. I've never heard of
Speaker 1: stinker here, I know. Mister Jack Post, sorry about that.
Speaker 1: Pool and all the advertisers all right, and doctor Harry
Speaker 1: and all the other lovely advertisers. That's good to Martin, Christian.
Speaker 1: It's Martin and Dan Jane best one. Yeah, Trump would
Speaker 1: love that one. We appreciate it very much, Jim Apple, Martin,
Speaker 1: Martin Nan, Dan Jane. Yes, what was that? Because at
Speaker 1: first I think the Nan are thinking about Indian food,
Speaker 1: a lovely pesary Nan, and then I've got Dan Ja.
Speaker 13: We do agricultural irrigation in India.
Speaker 8: It's from Indian as well.
Speaker 1: Ah, right now I get it. That's amazing Martin and
Speaker 1: Dan Jane best one we're going to get this morning.
Speaker 1: That's a great one. Martin. You have a great long weekend, buddy.
Speaker 1: Oh mate you too, thank you? Uh? Lynn, Yes, Christian
Speaker 1: lies Lynn.
Speaker 10: I am Lynn from Marley Spoon.
Speaker 1: What is Marley Spoon?
Speaker 14: Marley Spoon is a company that delivers fresh meat and
Speaker 14: vegetables to your doors so you can have a meal
Speaker 14: on the table in thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Okay, that so why Marley Spion Mark, I'll give Fox
Speaker 1: you one. Oh that the Firfie. I'm having a great
Speaker 1: morning as well, and some solid earth moved as well.
Speaker 1: I have a great labor weekend. That's great. Lynn, thank
Speaker 1: you very much and.
Speaker 6: Call okay, thank you.
Speaker 10: Christ shouldn't have a good break up.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 5: point three.
Speaker 1: All right, my producers is but rushed through into the
Speaker 1: studio said I have to speak to Kelly right now.
Speaker 1: We can't move on. Kelly. Hello, Hello, No Kelly, tell me,
Speaker 1: why do I have to take the call right now,
Speaker 1: what's happening?
Speaker 6: Because I found your driver's license and your debit cards
Speaker 6: in the back of the tax si last night.
Speaker 1: You gidding?
Speaker 13: I have?
Speaker 1: I thought i'd lost it in the pub and couldn't
Speaker 1: find it in the cinema and terrified because there's two
Speaker 1: bank cards and my vig road driver's license.
Speaker 6: Correct, So you've got in a cab last Are they
Speaker 6: in a little silver box?
Speaker 1: Yes, my little silver your little silver waller, not one
Speaker 1: you made out al foil? Is it?
Speaker 4: Why you hadn't wrapped?
Speaker 1: H So we found it in a taxi last night.
Speaker 9: And then we went out for dinner, and we did try.
Speaker 1: To use one of the cards. Yeah, paying your bills.
Speaker 6: We've thought about it. But no, No, they're interested and
Speaker 6: ready to come back to you.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you're holding them to ransom. Is this a
Speaker 1: ransom card?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: No ransom, No ransom.
Speaker 1: Where are you? We need to be reunited.
Speaker 6: I am in thank you at the moment.
Speaker 1: Oh you're not far at all. Okay, well listen stand
Speaker 1: the line. I'll get your details. But thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I was wondering if if anyone would actually hand them
Speaker 1: in and be honest enough to do that. It restores
Speaker 1: your faith in mankind.
Speaker 6: So thank you we did a good deed.
Speaker 1: Ah, do you know what, I'll sort you out with
Speaker 1: a findest fee as well. No, that's fine, it's only
Speaker 1: your marg but thank you. It's a great mug. It's
Speaker 1: a great marg in exchange for the bank cards and
Speaker 1: driver's license as well. All right, thank you very much, Kelly.
Speaker 6: Good day.
Speaker 1: That is amazing. So Kelly must have seen it, and
Speaker 1: then she must be a listener. No, maybe you just
Speaker 1: are you gonna know?
Speaker 3: Your posters are all like town.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't mean everyone cares.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you match the billboard to the guy in
Speaker 4: the life.
Speaker 1: All right, this is Kimie Fisher. Love changes everything. Thank
Speaker 1: you very much. Kelly is seven thirty one on Gold
Speaker 1: one I four point three. I actually feel instantly cheered up.
Speaker 1: You know, when you lose your cars, it's to hassle
Speaker 1: and cancel them, getting new ones and then having to
Speaker 1: slep out of vict Rhodes as well. I'm happy now.
Speaker 5: Everyone The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 5: four point three.
Speaker 1: So the longer I live here, the more I grow
Speaker 1: to love the long weekends. The little cheeky puppet holidays
Speaker 1: you'd like to give yourself. So I'm a big fan.
Speaker 1: When I first moved to it was it's a few
Speaker 1: too many of those. Now I'm like, there's not enough.
Speaker 1: And I've even looked through the calendar of the year
Speaker 1: and I'm like, it's a good two or three months. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm expected to work five days a week. This has
Speaker 1: got to stop. We've got a nice long labor weekend.
Speaker 1: This is brilliant. Yeah, I can't tell you what. Just
Speaker 1: a day makes an extra day to your life. Isn't
Speaker 1: that crazy? It's one extra day off.
Speaker 4: It makes wake out this morning easy?
Speaker 1: Did you find It's great, isn't it? I reckon we
Speaker 1: should start campaign for the four day week. I think
Speaker 1: everyone happier. So I want to know what is everyone
Speaker 1: up to over the labor weekend. I keep being told
Speaker 1: that I was going to be very quiet. Everyone goes
Speaker 1: away for the weekend, they go camping and whatever. What
Speaker 1: are you guys actually opped over the labor weekend.
Speaker 4: Mine's a lot more boring than that.
Speaker 1: What are you doing? My brother, Peter Logan effect, I
Speaker 1: was just evaporating my brother.
Speaker 4: I'll try and make it as exciting as possible. We
Speaker 4: stored all our stuff while we were renovating our house
Speaker 4: in my brother's bungalow.
Speaker 1: Zoning out already he's about to lost me at storing stuff.
Speaker 1: Nothing interesting ever follows the phrase storing stuff, and.
Speaker 4: The stuff that we didn't bring back into the house
Speaker 4: already still staying. Therefore, we have to go and choose
Speaker 4: what gets thrown away what we keep.
Speaker 1: Patty, what are you doing?
Speaker 3: We're going to Mumba. Audrey has been nagging us to
Speaker 3: go each year. We've never taken us. So are we're
Speaker 3: going to do it this year?
Speaker 1: I haven't been to remembering years.
Speaker 3: Brave a million people along the era busy there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we might take a picnic. We've got a great picnic
Speaker 3: sept for Christmas. We still haven't cracked out. Oh great,
Speaker 3: So we've made all these commitments that we have to
Speaker 3: live up to.
Speaker 1: Oh great. Well, now we have a lovely weekend. What
Speaker 1: I like for me obviously looking after head and meals.
Speaker 1: My wife is recovering from knee surgery, so looking her,
Speaker 1: looking after her of the weekend and tomorrow, what a
Speaker 1: highlight I've got my diary tomorrow. My wife is obviously
Speaker 1: stir craze she's getting over from acl surgery that she
Speaker 1: had Monday and she doesn't want to go outside and
Speaker 1: got it yesterday. It's not the movie Misery. And I
Speaker 1: couldn't find her right here. She she was down in
Speaker 1: the basement, sat in the car and was like, you're
Speaker 1: not allowed to drive? What are you doing? I just
Speaker 1: wanted to test my knee on the accelerator. She's going
Speaker 1: upstairs you So she's getting stir crazy. So tomorrow she
Speaker 1: wants me to drive her to the beach, you know, mentone,
Speaker 1: and there's a lively car part there that overlooks the
Speaker 1: sea in the beach. I just won the window. She
Speaker 1: was going, do you think we could hire a wheelchair
Speaker 1: for the weekend and you can win me along the sand?
Speaker 1: I went, no, I'm not. You can't push a wheelchair
Speaker 1: on the sand.
Speaker 3: There's special ramps I think down at Sint Kilda for wheelchairs.
Speaker 3: If you want to take her down there, a good
Speaker 3: husband would.
Speaker 1: I'm not that one. So yeah, we are driving, such driving,
Speaker 1: miss Daisy. Let me just smell the c one last time.
Speaker 1: It's quite so quite. It's making me quite sad. All right,
Speaker 1: Hopefully you lot are doing more interesting stuff this long weekend,
Speaker 1: tell us what it is and why we should get
Speaker 1: you on Tuesday show when we're back to find out
Speaker 1: how it went.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 5: point three.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Kess just emailed me at the
Speaker 1: time to chuck a cook email let me know that
Speaker 1: a half Moon Bay also has ramps if I do
Speaker 1: want to hire a wheel chair and bring the missus
Speaker 1: down there. Thanks for that, mate. Hopefully my wife isn't
Speaker 1: listening right now, all right, asking what are you up
Speaker 1: to this weekend long labor weekend, and then we will
Speaker 1: give you a call back on Tuesday show to see
Speaker 1: how you got on. Peter, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 13: Is this Christian real proper?
Speaker 1: Yes it is. Yeah, Peter, what are you up to
Speaker 1: this weekend?
Speaker 13: I'm having a private showing for forty five of my
Speaker 13: best trains of the really the Great Race at FNNY
Speaker 13: doing at an outdoor cinema to build.
Speaker 1: You've built an outdoor cinema.
Speaker 13: Build an outdoor cinema.
Speaker 1: What an amazing thing to do. So tell us about
Speaker 1: the setup, mate.
Speaker 13: Well, it's it's up about six meters in the air.
Speaker 13: It's sort of poles that they're sitting up dixt to
Speaker 13: a carport. The screen sixty six meters up in the air.
Speaker 13: It's five mothers across three meders Gate. We've got a big,
Speaker 13: kick ass public adust system that we've sort of fixed
Speaker 13: over the years. Awesome, it's under sucurme of the dictators
Speaker 13: and I've got one hundred Portney.
Speaker 1: Don't you What a great thing to do for you
Speaker 1: and your mates and Neil, you're going to be screening
Speaker 1: The Great Race.
Speaker 8: The Great Race.
Speaker 1: Now remind me of that one? Not over familiar of
Speaker 1: the Great Race released in.
Speaker 13: Nineteen sixty six Tony Turtis, Middley Wood, jeck Lemin Pitterfurt,
Speaker 13: based on the New York to Paris race.
Speaker 1: What a lineup all those legends has got to be
Speaker 1: a great movie.
Speaker 13: It is a great movie. And we always use some
Speaker 13: funny shorts before had Tonight and stuff like that, so
Speaker 13: they give a good movie.
Speaker 4: Not an't wait you put ads in your own outdoor cinema.
Speaker 1: Of course, you know what We're gonna have to come
Speaker 1: to one of these. You know, we do this movie
Speaker 1: club every three months, so we did it yesterday. It's
Speaker 1: a hoyt, but I reckon we come out to Bunny
Speaker 1: doone do a little day trip out there?
Speaker 13: Well, they go in and do one night through you
Speaker 13: if you want just have to rug up that all?
Speaker 1: Oh fantastic. Well listen, we'll give you a cool Tuesday,
Speaker 1: but enjoy have a great weekend.
Speaker 7: That it'd be great.
Speaker 13: Thanks guys, Bye bye.
Speaker 1: A cool thing to do? Uh Toelanil, Toanil. Sorry man,
Speaker 1: I didn't need to put a question mark at the
Speaker 1: end there. Welcome to the show. What are you up
Speaker 1: to this weekend?
Speaker 10: Thank you the family and honor. Right now to a
Speaker 10: town called robin Vale which is on the Murray River
Speaker 10: through a water ski race.
Speaker 1: How long is the water ski race?
Speaker 10: It goes for eighty kilometers?
Speaker 1: What the arms extended in your racing? NonStop? For eighty k.
Speaker 10: Pretty much one arm goes in front and the other
Speaker 10: one goes behind you because they handles wrap around your body.
Speaker 4: Wow, how long will that take?
Speaker 1: Do?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 10: The superclass boats, which are the fast ones, tend to
Speaker 10: go up to one hundred and twenty mile an hour,
Speaker 10: which is about one hundred and eighty kilometers an hour,
Speaker 10: and that can take about thirty minutes.
Speaker 1: Sure do you get like the lactic acid? Build up
Speaker 1: and you'll get cramping in the arms.
Speaker 10: Absolutely, mainly the legs, not the arm.
Speaker 1: But how do you train for that?
Speaker 10: Just intensely pretty much all year round. There's three river
Speaker 10: races a year that this one's up at robin Vale.
Speaker 1: So this is an amazing thing. So are you competing?
Speaker 10: I'm observing for my daughter. She's twelve and she's skiing
Speaker 10: with a friend and my husband. He's behind another boat
Speaker 10: that goes much faster than ours.
Speaker 1: Wow, so your little twelve year old's doing this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and how long does she have to go for?
Speaker 10: She goes for the same distance?
Speaker 1: What they don't they don't gear it down for the kids.
Speaker 10: No, they very much on how fast they can go.
Speaker 10: But it's not the distance.
Speaker 1: Your daughter's water skiing and I can endurance things for
Speaker 1: eighty k yes. I could just imagine a train is
Speaker 1: carrying shopping banks or something, you know, back from Cole's.
Speaker 1: Or you've got a water that's insane. I'm in awe
Speaker 1: of that. We will definitely give you a call to
Speaker 1: say good luck to your daughter and your husband. Great,
Speaker 1: thank you very much, all right, thanks you cool, Adam, Adam,
Speaker 1: you've got a heavy metal weekend heck.
Speaker 7: Yeah, man, I'm going to a download testify at Flemington
Speaker 7: Park this weekend Monday.
Speaker 1: That's on the Monday, and I was seeing that as
Speaker 1: a like slayer Judas Priest.
Speaker 7: Yeah, man, that's when I'm going. I wanted to go
Speaker 7: see Judas Brice as one of my favorite bands, and
Speaker 7: Tenny Wise are playing as well.
Speaker 1: And some forty one as well. I went to download
Speaker 1: because they do it in the UK UK at Donington
Speaker 1: Racecourse and I went to it once with a friend
Speaker 1: of mine is into Sleigher as well. I've never heard
Speaker 1: such noise in my life. My ears were still ringing
Speaker 1: about two weeks later.
Speaker 7: That's fantastic. If you like that, Matte, you should listen
Speaker 7: to a local Aussie band here in Melbourne called.
Speaker 1: King Parrot, King King Parrot.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's scream over that. They They are fantastic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the heads up. I'll dig it out today.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a I go and have a look. Thanks. Well, listen,
Speaker 1: we're catch with your Tuesday. You weren't real to hear
Speaker 1: me because your ears are going to be blowing on
Speaker 1: Monday out there at Flemington.
Speaker 7: Absolutely, I'm looking forward to what I'm going to be
Speaker 7: saw as well.
Speaker 1: Tell you what I also saw as well. Look around
Speaker 1: you right when you're out there, Monday, I didn't see
Speaker 1: anyone at Donington work for this download festival that wasn't
Speaker 1: rocking double denim. It's up top and it's download. Everyone
Speaker 1: is rocking double denim. There's a lot of beers as well,
Speaker 1: not a lot of silver chains as well, a lot
Speaker 1: of tats right on.
Speaker 7: Man doesn't look out for it all.
Speaker 1: Right, Adam was speaking to Tuesday and enjoy.
Speaker 5: Too easy mate the Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 5: one O four point three.
Speaker 1: So the next half an hour, I'm looking for nothing
Speaker 1: but your stories. But if you've ever suffered from a
Speaker 1: cartoon injury, so have you ever stood on a rake
Speaker 1: and it hit you in the face? You've been hit
Speaker 1: by ninning more, have you hit what's the other classroom
Speaker 1: on a cartoon is banging your thumb with a hammer
Speaker 1: and a big coming up slip on a banana peal,
Speaker 1: slip on a banana, piano dropped on your head and
Speaker 1: vil dropped on your foot. Yep, all right, so we
Speaker 1: got some sound effects ready for your stories. Yep, thanks
Speaker 1: Jamie soundgar got What is this one? What is that
Speaker 1: from like a bugs bunny cartoon? What exactly is How
Speaker 1: about this.
Speaker 4: One that's pie in the face.
Speaker 1: Or someone's brace is being pinged? Has that been hit
Speaker 1: on the head with something? You know when the big
Speaker 1: lump comes up? No, falling into a drum pad, pulling downstairs,
Speaker 1: a jazz band falling downstairs? This was great, all right,
Speaker 1: let's add to our list of cartoon injuries falling downstairs
Speaker 1: with a jazz band. Then there's this one. What's that
Speaker 1: really if you've been hitting the head? The rake one
Speaker 1: was always a sort of we'd have to add our
Speaker 1: own sound effects.
Speaker 4: Mate, that's almost a bow.
Speaker 1: Have the back ahead with a bow, Japanese bow. No,
Speaker 1: that's what's dropping. But it hasn't got the classic act me.
Speaker 4: No, that didn't satisfy at the end. No, that's if
Speaker 4: you fell into nothingness.
Speaker 1: Okay, So look, here's what we're going to do. We
Speaker 1: we'll just add our own sound effects for this. But
Speaker 1: we're looking for your cartoon injuries. Have you ever had
Speaker 1: a cartoon injury? Give us a call nine four one
Speaker 1: four one O four three.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 5: point three.
Speaker 1: All right then, so we're looking for amazing stories of
Speaker 1: you suffering from cartoon injuries. Do you think about the
Speaker 1: classic cartoon injuries? The classic rake in the face. Have
Speaker 1: you stood on a rake? It's hit you in the face.
Speaker 1: Same with the ironing board, banging your hammer, banging your
Speaker 1: thumb with a hammer, pianos on heads, anvils on foot,
Speaker 1: falling down the mine shaft, sipping on. They're getting a
Speaker 1: bit crazy now, slipping bill, we get fell down a
Speaker 1: mine shoft? What cartoon have I seen that? And has
Speaker 1: made that one up? Classic one? And bugs Bunny fall
Speaker 1: down a manhole? I guess is one? Yes, running on
Speaker 1: mine shoft as an episode of Lassie I think I'm
Speaker 1: get confused with or the Littles Hobo ninety four one
Speaker 1: four one oh four three? All right then, nessir takes
Speaker 1: and cool, we've.
Speaker 4: Been delivered one more new sound effects.
Speaker 1: He doing in there, boos. This is an episode of
Speaker 1: so part Boobs. Right, all right, let's go to the lines,
Speaker 1: and this is a chanise. Good morning Christians, Hey, good
Speaker 1: morning mate, welcome to the show. Tell us about your
Speaker 1: cartoon injury.
Speaker 11: So I work in the produce department at my local supermarket,
Speaker 11: and I slipped on the banana and nearly cracked my
Speaker 11: head on the pallet.
Speaker 1: You sipped, thank you sip, and no one would nose.
Speaker 1: It's damn you jackpots. Your jobbers always have my back.
Speaker 1: I'll go wrong. One slip to the banana skin. You say, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not the wrong. But is it's that irritated slip
Speaker 1: to the banana skin? That is it? Slip to the
Speaker 1: banana skin, You're landing on every individual item in the
Speaker 1: produce department. That's the oberchines. So you must have really
Speaker 1: hurt yourself.
Speaker 11: Yeah, so they obviously do the free fruits for kids.
Speaker 11: And someone, one of the team members a dropped a
Speaker 11: banana skin and I didn't see it and I was
Speaker 11: just walking to talk to my manage it and I
Speaker 11: slipped on it and he quickly caught my wrists and
Speaker 11: I missed the palette. I didn't think you could do it,
Speaker 11: but you can.
Speaker 1: Humans can slip on a banana skin. This is incredible.
Speaker 1: All right, don't she call mate? You have a great weekend,
Speaker 1: you too, by Lucy. Hello, good morning, Lucy, Welcome to
Speaker 1: a show mate, And then tell us about your cartoon injury.
Speaker 11: Well, I have a cupboard above my my oven and
Speaker 11: I opened it and a pizza tray came flow?
Speaker 1: What hit you on top of the head on the
Speaker 1: bridge of.
Speaker 9: My nose.
Speaker 1: Work?
Speaker 14: I think we all, I think the children and I
Speaker 14: I think if a rumps to cry or laugh?
Speaker 1: So do you know the one that really hurts as
Speaker 1: well as when you got a cupboard open, you bend
Speaker 1: down and it hits you right in the crown? That really?
Speaker 11: Really one of those pizza troys that you know, my
Speaker 11: mum's and all, and so there's really you know, a
Speaker 11: heavy pack.
Speaker 1: Oh right, it's one of those clay ones, aren't they
Speaker 1: that you stick in the oven with the pizza on top?
Speaker 1: I know what you mean. Yeah, they wear a couple
Speaker 1: of kilos.
Speaker 10: Well I wouldn't take kilos.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I was just trying to help you out
Speaker 1: with the story. They forget screw you all right, Lucy,
Speaker 1: have an ice week can try to out someone out
Speaker 1: on International Women's Day and that's what the sisters do.
Speaker 3: I'll stop it.
Speaker 1: Your cartoon injuries nine four one four one oh four
Speaker 1: three still not one single quarter, but an anvil or
Speaker 1: piano dropping on your head.
Speaker 5: Come on, Melbourne, the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 5: one oh four point three.
Speaker 1: A twenty four Gold one oh four point three. Christian
Speaker 1: O'Connell here asking you have you ever suffered a cartoon injury?
Speaker 1: You know the things you see in the cartoons. You
Speaker 1: stand on the rake, in it by it hits you
Speaker 1: in the face, hammer on thumb. Still no one who's
Speaker 1: got an ironing board in the face as well, or
Speaker 1: had an anvil or piano drop on them. If you
Speaker 1: suffer for any of those, call me now nine four
Speaker 1: one four, one.
Speaker 5: Oh four three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 5: one oh four point three.
Speaker 1: Have you ever suffered from one of these a cartoon injury?
Speaker 1: On nine four one four one four three. Let's take
Speaker 1: some more calls right now, starting with Shannon, Good morning,
Speaker 1: Hi morning, Shannon. What happened to you then? Mate?
Speaker 6: I hit my head so hard.
Speaker 10: I saw a halo of stars flying around my head.
Speaker 1: What we need is the tweety birds you know in
Speaker 1: the cartoons, little birds you start chirping. What do you
Speaker 1: hit your head playing sport? What do you hit your
Speaker 1: head on the score bench? Oh crikey, Okay, the bench right, Shannon,
Speaker 1: thank you very much, she called, I have a good weekend.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Jenny. Good morning Jenny. What happened to you, mate?
Speaker 1: Was she cartoon injury?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 14: So a couple of years ago, we were on a
Speaker 14: family trip to the Dates and we've done it. Decided
Speaker 14: to spend a couple of days in Monument Valley and
Speaker 14: I talked my family into a three hour horse ride
Speaker 14: through the monument. And I was the only one with
Speaker 14: horse riding experience. So We've got to the yard to
Speaker 14: mount up, and I had a backpack on and I've
Speaker 14: jumped up on my horse and gone straight over the
Speaker 14: other side, landed on my back.
Speaker 9: I was like a turtle.
Speaker 14: My next the airy absolutely wetting themselves laughing, including myself.
Speaker 1: I just couldn't get up to awful in your land
Speaker 1: on your bumbum? That Cockxi's that bone there, isn't it.
Speaker 14: I was flat on my back with backpack and Malie like.
Speaker 1: A little turtle, a little beetle. Yes, it's a good look.
Speaker 14: Oh this wasn't very glamorous, I can tell you, Jenny.
Speaker 1: That's a great story well told. Thank you for you
Speaker 1: cool mate. You enjoy the long weekend. All right, Jenny.
Speaker 1: That's tra We finally found what I've been looking for here, Harrison. Hello,
Speaker 1: I'm going to Harrison. I've been waiting for this story,
Speaker 1: my friend. You're going to close this out for us now, Harrison,
Speaker 1: tell us what you can'ton injury.
Speaker 14: I got home from work one day and I'm looking.
Speaker 13: In the backyard for some scrap copper and then over
Speaker 13: as a rake on the ground.
Speaker 9: Some leaves are covering it.
Speaker 13: I've just stepped on the rake.
Speaker 8: It's gone up, hit me in the head and it
Speaker 8: was caught on the security cameras.
Speaker 4: Send us the food.
Speaker 1: Please, I'll pay you money for that, buddy. That's a
Speaker 1: great We've got to see this.
Speaker 8: I'll send you the video.
Speaker 13: It is the funniest thing. And I've never had so
Speaker 13: much pain and shock.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm sorry for your pain, but it is making
Speaker 1: me laugh this morning. Okay, Harrison, Good, okay, buddy, thanks
Speaker 1: to sharing that. You have a good weekend, no too.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 5: point three.
Speaker 1: Patsy's been saying nine o'clock swarning on the Breakfast show.
Speaker 1: Last hour the show today, we're counting down from eighty backwards.
Speaker 1: You've been voting for the last week. Your favorite songs
Speaker 1: are the eighties. We get from eighty down of slim
Speaker 1: Pepkins and some great stuff in there. I give us
Speaker 1: the stinky ones. Chris, who works on the music team here,
Speaker 1: has crunched some of the numbers, so lots of people
Speaker 1: went to the station website gold one four three, dot com,
Speaker 1: dot au and voted. Seventeen people named Michelle voted, uh,
Speaker 1: nice lot of fat there the most selected option. I
Speaker 1: love this. The most selected option is click here to
Speaker 1: vote for a song.
Speaker 4: Shows the demographic that's going to the website. You're in
Speaker 4: a bit of trouble.
Speaker 1: Get this. Then in the section is there another song
Speaker 1: you'd like to vote for? One person just said yep,
Speaker 1: nothing else, Three people said yes, nothing else, and a
Speaker 1: guy called Craig just went happy with content. Some of
Speaker 1: the songs only had one vote. Shattered Dreams I had
Speaker 1: that Vinyl Johnny hates Jazz, Ghostbusters, Poor Ray Parker Jr.
Speaker 1: I thought that would have been higher up. There was
Speaker 1: just one vote. You won't like this Patsy, but Swayze,
Speaker 1: She's like the Wind, only got one loan vote, along
Speaker 1: with Rick Astley Together Forever, and then over the weekend
Speaker 1: they're doing some other mini countdowns. Top top songs from voters,
Speaker 1: name Michelle, that's Saturday tomorrow at three, Top Songs that
Speaker 1: missed out Sunday at two, many more. All Right, I
Speaker 1: asked Jack to tell us his three favorite songs of
Speaker 1: the eighties. You wanted to take us through these great songs.
Speaker 1: Beaty Boys, Brilliant one of the worst songs the eighties,
Speaker 1: Stinky at Sinksville, Cut Cut, get It a bit, good
Speaker 1: of off Show, Brilliant, Madness our house, This is a
Speaker 1: great song.
Speaker 4: Bad you broadcasted with the Latigo Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah Yeah, he played live many times for the show.
Speaker 1: Brilliant Man socks two great songs. Hi bored your taste,
Speaker 1: no need for You can call me out after the
Speaker 1: at come Back. I've got my three favorite songs of
Speaker 1: the eighties, and we share a band in our top threes.
Speaker 5: I'll play you it next the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.
Speaker 5: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three ten minutes away. Then from starting the big countdown
Speaker 1: with us your top eighties songs of the eighties, Jackson's
Speaker 1: bade us some of his favorite ones. This little top
Speaker 1: three here.
Speaker 12: You gotta fight, all right.
Speaker 1: Course this is a decade you were an even born.
Speaker 4: Born in eighty seven, Conch, I guess this song came
Speaker 4: out before I born. My love and dad driving home
Speaker 4: from thespital day.
Speaker 1: Next radio middle name is al jack Al Post and
Speaker 1: they're Brittan Madness our house awesome songs. All right. So
Speaker 1: in my top three we share an artist No seas
Speaker 1: your Booklyn Brusty Boys engine running hotter than a boiling kettle,
Speaker 1: City to city. I'm a running my metal to love
Speaker 1: this song. Yeah, there's better be a number one on
Speaker 1: Kicking the Radio. In speaking of your music team, fix it.
Speaker 1: Even if they didn't pick it, what do I know?
Speaker 1: That's a great thing about the eighties, not just the
Speaker 1: big pop song, some of the indies stuff like this
Speaker 1: Fine and Clams. I know you're the one.
Speaker 11: Funny, I say, my sheets, I don't even I reckon.
Speaker 1: This didn't people could have gone for this fas Blister
Speaker 1: in the Sun.
Speaker 4: You'll remember years ago Triple M. I'm sorry to mention
Speaker 4: another station, but Triple M did best rock song to
Speaker 4: keep plugging him, and that was at number one. And
Speaker 4: because I was such a young impressionable kid. I thought
Speaker 4: it was official the number one best rock song.
Speaker 1: Yeh, that's it, Triple M said, So that's it done, Patsy,
Speaker 1: what do you macking? Your three favorite songs are of
Speaker 1: the eighties.
Speaker 3: Oh, this won't be a surprise. Brian Adams Heaven, which
Speaker 3: was eighty four US.
Speaker 4: Do you like Brian Adams?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I didn't know that. Yeah, all right. Do you know
Speaker 1: some of his songs?
Speaker 3: Canadian singer?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's here in two weeks time. Back next week
Speaker 1: on the show. We do have some Brian Adams tickets.
Speaker 4: Oh no, don't.
Speaker 3: I don't need them. I've got them, thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you won't be winning them.
Speaker 3: No, I've already got mine. I don't need yours.
Speaker 1: Okay, they're not for you stick. Nice way to help
Speaker 1: plug it. Thank you.
Speaker 3: My second song Wang Chung everybody have fun Tonight?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, great eighties song.
Speaker 3: And there's got to be a Madonna in there, probably
Speaker 3: Borderline I reckon.
Speaker 1: Borderline is a brilliant song. Borderline awesome Madonna's song. Also,
Speaker 1: you know are I Into the Groove? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That was good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Papa don't preach as well. It's another video for that.
Speaker 1: Was that when she's to wear lace.
Speaker 3: I loved her in the eighties. That was her heyday.
Speaker 1: I reckon definitely. All right then, so coming up in
Speaker 1: about five minutes time. Then we start counting down the
Speaker 1: top eighty, studying at number I guess eighty.
Speaker 5: I guess the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one,
Speaker 5: oh four point three.
Speaker 1: It's the top eighty of the eighties. Four point three.
Speaker 1: All right, then it starts with us. You've been picking them.
Speaker 1: We're about to start a big countdown, and Gold one
Speaker 1: at four point three. Your top eighty of the eighties,
Speaker 1: starting with eighty, the least popular one, the least popular
Speaker 1: nine are with us between now and ten o'clock. There's
Speaker 1: a reason to stay tuned. I'd have to hear more
Speaker 1: songs that they didn't go for. We should have been
Speaker 1: doing the final ten. Who's running this place out there soon?
Speaker 4: I guess we could come back this afternoon, laid up
Speaker 4: and then.
Speaker 1: All right. Then, see this is a bit where normal
Speaker 1: if you're doing a countdown. I've never ever done a countdown,
Speaker 1: by the way, so don't know I'm going to get
Speaker 1: onto that and already countdown kind of DJ normally you
Speaker 1: go when it's like the exciting bit, you know, like
Speaker 1: number one or two. Let's find out what is your
Speaker 1: number one? You know, and they sort of tease it
Speaker 1: out and then you hear the first bits of it,
Speaker 1: Let's find out your number eighty. Oh, poor Bob.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 5: point three.
Speaker 1: It's the top eighty of the eighties that's picked by you.
Speaker 1: Bob Marley was eighty Little Riverband seventy seven and then
Speaker 1: Starship there's sixty two. Yeah, I've got the matter. It's
Speaker 1: all tight, kids, it's all time. It's a Christian O'Connor
Speaker 1: Breakfast Show, Gold one oh four point three. Christian, I'm
Speaker 1: loving the countdown put him in the best moment for
Speaker 1: a Friday at work. That's on Tom in Geelong. A
Speaker 1: couple of emails that have come in. You can always
Speaker 1: email about anything you've heard on the show. We call
Speaker 1: it late to the party. This is one from Katie
Speaker 1: about Don't Judge Me. But the other day Christian was
Speaker 1: listening to Don't Judge Me on the radio. The article
Speaker 1: about it a very poshphrase, isn't it an article about it?
Speaker 4: Well, that's what she called the radio segment an article.
Speaker 1: My dad calls them segments as well, but I never
Speaker 1: an article. And listen to the guy puts a bar
Speaker 1: chocolate when it's cold down the front of his pants.
Speaker 1: Don't judge me, but I do something similar. I put
Speaker 1: whambars or drumstick lollies under my boobs to make them
Speaker 1: soft and chewy. The confectory, not the boobs.
Speaker 4: That's from Yeah, give her a mug.
Speaker 1: That's from Katie Christian. Listened to the show. You were
Speaker 1: talking about weird jobs this week. I was traveling around
Speaker 1: Australia in twenty eleven. I had one of those cash
Speaker 1: in hand jobs when you have had to payny tax
Speaker 1: and I was working on a traveling carnival. Oh, Carnival
Speaker 1: next week, Carnival week on the show just.
Speaker 4: I'm actually after Moon but town.
Speaker 1: Don't you find it fascinating world the carnival.
Speaker 3: It's a totally different world.
Speaker 1: You never see them hiring.
Speaker 3: Families. It's all smells like cabbage. Remember what was that
Speaker 3: movie Austin.
Speaker 4: Chris Shoulder this week?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that attitude smells like cabbage. You'll get on the rides,
Speaker 1: all the screws be loosened off on the big dipper. Anyway.
Speaker 1: This is our man Matt, who got a drop at
Speaker 1: a traveling carnival. I was in charge of the slide
Speaker 1: where you race down against other people, all with slides
Speaker 1: next to each other.
Speaker 3: Those in the set the giant love those.
Speaker 1: We were given a spray to grease up the slides
Speaker 1: to make it fun for the children. Now, Christian, it
Speaker 1: was my first day. I had a hangover and I
Speaker 1: wasn't sure how much the spray was needed to make
Speaker 1: it go fast. I used three quarters of the bottle
Speaker 1: straight away and instantly regretted it, but I didn't say
Speaker 1: anything because I was nervous. First customer comes. He's a
Speaker 1: pretty big fella. You see this out of slow motion.
Speaker 1: He wants to go down with his charred on his knees.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to say, sign mate, you're a fair
Speaker 1: old unit. I've put too much grease on this. I
Speaker 1: let him go, Chris, and he went so fast it
Speaker 1: was a blur, quicker and quicker and quicker. He was panicking.
Speaker 1: The kids start to scream. He smashed straight through the
Speaker 1: other worker who is meant to stop people at the bottom,
Speaker 1: was to stop the kids and they all rolled the
Speaker 1: ten meters before stopping. The carnival promptly gave me twenty
Speaker 1: bucks and told me I wouldn't be required anymore. Christian,
Speaker 1: this was the end of my Cardova, Matt. You can
Speaker 1: have a mug for that. If you've got any carnival story.
Speaker 1: So anything you want to share with us, email me
Speaker 1: Christian at Gold one I four to three dot com
Speaker 1: dot au.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 5: point three.
Speaker 1: Good morning, it's to Christian, I call on Breakfast Show
Speaker 1: on Gold one I four point three. So whilst we
Speaker 1: count down your top eighty of the eighties, you've got
Speaker 1: two choices. All right, team, you've got two choices. What
Speaker 1: we can do here? I've got three emails. People are
Speaker 1: vying for some of our limited edition Breakfast Show mugs.
Speaker 1: Great emails we give munks, or I'll tell you the
Speaker 1: story that I said I would tell you yesterday, but
Speaker 1: we've run out of time.
Speaker 4: About the boxer.
Speaker 1: This is about the boxer and one of the worst
Speaker 1: the only time I've had the only two times I've
Speaker 1: really actually gone berserk with a producer.
Speaker 4: Tell us about it.
Speaker 3: I want to hear.
Speaker 4: I want to hear about the box only because if
Speaker 4: we wait till next two gets stale and then is funny.
Speaker 1: All right? So you remember we were talking yesterday about
Speaker 1: there was an amazing middleweight champion of the world called
Speaker 1: Joe Kalzaggi, Welsh Fighter and was in so many great
Speaker 1: fights from about the mid nineties until mid two thousand
Speaker 1: and five, two thousand and six middleweight champion in the world.
Speaker 1: And I met him when he was doing a speech
Speaker 1: before the Fighter movie and after as we were talking
Speaker 1: and he said, you know what, I'd love to do
Speaker 1: a competition with your show where your listeners could make
Speaker 1: my next walkout music like an original sign. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: so let's do it. Got him on the show the
Speaker 1: next day. We run out. Over the next four weeks,
Speaker 1: we get him on every Friday, we go through some
Speaker 1: of the best and worst entries. He'd pick a winner
Speaker 1: each week to go forward. At the end of the
Speaker 1: four weeks we were running this with the current middleweight
Speaker 1: champion of the world. The Partler prize. Not only will
Speaker 1: we get it made up in a studio, your original song,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, you would walk out holding his belt
Speaker 1: when they do the walkout is amazing. We run this
Speaker 1: of four weeks, he picks the winning song. My producers
Speaker 1: have lost the guy's contact details. Oh no, they never
Speaker 1: ever found them. Oh they never found them.
Speaker 3: Couldn't remember his management company or anything.
Speaker 1: No, there was just a listener. There was no people
Speaker 1: through management companies. The listener, yeah, the guy.
Speaker 4: Who write the song.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And the song was good, Yeah, it was brilliant. Right.
Speaker 1: So at the end of the four weeks, we couldn't
Speaker 1: get the guy on that man, we couldn't get him
Speaker 1: to sign away his release for it. So Joe did
Speaker 1: not walk out with the song, just walked out the
Speaker 1: one he always walks out with. We wasted his time,
Speaker 1: the show's time, everyone's time for an entire month. Whenever
Speaker 1: I think about Joe Kalazaki, I just up my blood
Speaker 1: starts to boil it again. Can you imagine the conversation
Speaker 1: after Friday's show about that with a producer who lost
Speaker 1: a week later that we were still looking for the
Speaker 1: guy's contact details. We never have found them.
Speaker 4: You know what, It is pretty sloppy, But would you
Speaker 4: be so surprised around this joint?
Speaker 1: Do you know the real reason I'm telling that story
Speaker 1: as a Warning.
Speaker 5: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three, four point three. It's the Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show,
Speaker 1: counting down your top eighty of the eighties. That was
Speaker 1: sixty two, Always on my mind by the picture sixty two,
Speaker 1: I have not got my son's right.
Speaker 4: This is what a parent does to a kid when
Speaker 4: they're reading a children's book. You just skipped a few
Speaker 4: pages because you're getting bored of the countdown at all.
Speaker 1: I love that song by the boat Shop Boys. In
Speaker 1: no way is that one. They're weaker efforts. I can't
Speaker 1: believe that these are only in the the dregs of
Speaker 1: this countdown. All right, let's get another one away now.
Speaker 1: This is number fifty two, The Swingers on Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point three, The.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 1: Three, Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show and Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three earlier on that. You're right with the little
Speaker 1: snooze there actually yawned in my face. You didn't mind
Speaker 1: that thing, you know, yawning front of someone. You try
Speaker 1: and eat it, don't you got it? He's kind of trap, yawn.
Speaker 4: Bite down on a yawn.
Speaker 1: There's nothing hard to do. It's so hard, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Your eyes actually bulge and water.
Speaker 3: The blinds have gone down side.
Speaker 1: You are tired. I am oh on, guys, this is
Speaker 1: the eighties. Why are you all snoozy? We've just played
Speaker 1: down the least most popular songs that people voted for.
Speaker 4: Right now, all around the country people are having their
Speaker 4: top eighties parties arbacues.
Speaker 1: They started the weekend now with the Pet Shop Boys Stinker.
Speaker 1: We played about half an hour ago. All right then,
Speaker 1: so enjoy the long weekend. We got Brian Adams tickets.
Speaker 1: We're back on Tuesday. Harrison's video is up right now.
Speaker 1: When we were talking about cartoon injuries, this is the
Speaker 1: guy who trod on a rake. It was on security
Speaker 1: footage I've seen. Have you seen the footage? Is it
Speaker 1: getting knocked out? It's a more great, big whack to
Speaker 1: look to his jaw. No, it's funny to see you
Speaker 1: were watching it over and over again. It's on our
Speaker 1: Facebook page. You can find at o C one four three.
Speaker 1: When we are back Tuesday, I really need your help
Speaker 1: quite a few times. When we're doing pay your bills.
Speaker 1: We heard these amazing stories, some incredible people who were
Speaker 1: in desperate situations, and so many of you big hearted
Speaker 1: listeners would call us and offer to try and help out,
Speaker 1: and I said, you don't need to do that, We've
Speaker 1: got this covered. However, I do actually need your help
Speaker 1: on something which you're going to hear a lot about
Speaker 1: on Tuesday on the show and title of today's show
Speaker 1: is Damp Dog Candle.
Speaker 5: Enjoy your weekend The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 5: one oh four point three