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Speaker 1: Podcasting now. Tomorrow is obviously the Melbourne Cup, the race

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Speaker 1: that stops the nation. Obviously, even if you're not in

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Speaker 1: Melbourne of Victoria, most people have a glass of champagne

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Speaker 1: at lunch or whatever it is and chuck on a

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Speaker 1: fascinator at a hat and watch the ponies go around.

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Speaker 2: Oh well preach.

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Speaker 1: So what we're gonna do up next is and I've

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Speaker 1: just told you this in the song. Yeah, I like

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Speaker 1: the idea, we're going to prank you new girlfriend, and

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Speaker 1: we absolutely scorched her last time, so I feel like

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Speaker 1: there's been enough time in between. Though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we're lineball, but let's shoot for it,

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Speaker 2: all right, all right. I love the idea. Okay, great,

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Speaker 2: I love.

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Speaker 1: Put content before your relationship.

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Speaker 2: That's where there's she knows that we talked about that.

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Speaker 1: Well, you and I have learned that the hardway a

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Speaker 1: number of times. So we're gonna do He's going to

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Speaker 1: prank her. I'm going to get you to try and

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Speaker 1: get her to put a bet on each race of

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Speaker 1: the day for the Melbourne Cup tomorrow. But those horse

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Speaker 1: names that I give you are going to be names

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Speaker 1: that have actually been banned by the British racing society previously.

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Speaker 2: So they're actually they're sort of naughty names.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, very fake, very naughty names. And the reason I'm

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Speaker 1: washing my hands with them because some of them are

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Speaker 1: very naughty. I don't well, wait and see whether or

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Speaker 1: not she picks whether or not they're fake names or not.

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Speaker 2: Someone's calling her and saying, maybe I've got a tip

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Speaker 2: or something. Can you put some money on these horses? Yes,

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Speaker 2: I reckon, Let's see how we can get within three

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Speaker 2: or four. Some of them are crazy, some of them

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Speaker 2: are crazy.

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Speaker 1: Podcasting. Wow, Now the moment cup is on tomorrow. We're

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Speaker 1: about to prank you new girlfriend. And the way this

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Speaker 1: is going to work is you're going to tell her

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Speaker 1: that you've got a bunch of great tips for the day,

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Speaker 1: but you're busy at work doing the show, obviously, and

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Speaker 1: you need her to write down the names of the

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Speaker 1: tips so that you guys can put these bets onto me.

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Speaker 2: So I'm calling like she knows I'm on them. Say

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Speaker 2: it's a quick ad break or something, So can you

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Speaker 2: just quickly get these bets down? Now?

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Speaker 1: It's perfect, It's perfect, all right. Now, what I've got

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Speaker 1: is I've got a list of names here for all

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Speaker 1: the different horses that I want you to get her

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Speaker 1: to put the money on each of the horse names

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Speaker 1: I show you, So for everyone you get, I'll bring

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Speaker 1: up a new one. Each of the horse names I

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Speaker 1: show you is actually a horse name that's been banned

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Speaker 1: by the British Racing Society previously because it's a bit

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Speaker 1: naughty brilliant. So we're just going to see how many

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Speaker 1: names you can get through without her calling calling out

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Speaker 1: that it's a stitch up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oregon three or four will be issue.

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Speaker 1: There, outrageous, Ye are outrageous names. You've got your phone

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Speaker 1: plugged into the desk, so she won't know. She won't know,

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Speaker 1: she will be nonetherwiser. Yeah, all right here, let's start right. Hello,

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Speaker 1: How are you?

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Speaker 2: How you're going good? I was just calling because I

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Speaker 2: just got handed a whole bunch of tips for Cup

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Speaker 2: day tomorrow? Are you putting bets on?

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Speaker 1: Can do?

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Speaker 2: Someone literally just handed me like who they think will

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Speaker 2: win every single race? And I don't have a chance

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Speaker 2: to put bets on now, but I just thought if

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Speaker 2: we get in early, then we can still get him

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Speaker 2: at the juicy odds. Okay, can you just write down

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Speaker 2: these the names? Of these horses.

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Speaker 3: But what do you want me to do with that information?

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Speaker 2: Well, so once you write it down, I'll send you

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Speaker 2: cash or same. But I was reckon. We put ten

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Speaker 2: bucks on the nose for all the races and then

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Speaker 2: we'll just swim in cash tomorrow night.

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Speaker 1: Right, Okay?

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Speaker 2: So Race one number four it's hoof Hearted, so hoof

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Speaker 2: dash Hearted. Next race is number ten. It was me,

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Speaker 2: It was me, Yeah, that's the name of the horse.

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Speaker 2: Just it was me, Okay, okay. Next one Norfolk, Norfolk

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Speaker 2: and Chance. Okay. Next race is number two and it's

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Speaker 2: actually the Melbourne carp is number twenty two. Will he

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Speaker 2: be hard again? Willy Willie? And then Space B Space

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Speaker 2: hard again?

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Speaker 3: Yep?

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Next one, Major B.

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Speaker 3: Owner, Major B owner?

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Speaker 2: What number number two?

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 2: Next one is number six, oil beef hooked? What oil

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Speaker 2: beef hooked?

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Speaker 3: Beef hooked?

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Speaker 2: Next one, number nineteen p mv P.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 2: Race nine is number fourteen Shay vas shay faras. Okay,

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Speaker 2: do you just read them back to me just to

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Speaker 2: make sure we've got the right ones.

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Speaker 3: Half hearted, not half Oh, it was me, Norfolk.

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Speaker 2: And chair Yeah that's yeah.

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Speaker 3: Will he be hard again?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Major B owner.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, those two are definitely gonna win.

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Speaker 3: Go on oil beef hooked.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a Scottish horse, that one are.

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Speaker 3: Gone, pness Envy Yeah, shaver Wrath, that's it, perfect, perfect,

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Speaker 3: So yeah, ten bucks on each and also none of

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Speaker 3: those horses are actually real and you're on.

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Speaker 2: You did you actually?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, of course I did.

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Speaker 2: How did you know.

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Speaker 1: Horses name words? Because you see what you're hearing.

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