Speaker 1: Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout
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Speaker 1: pay our respect to their elders past and present and
Speaker 1: extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait island
Speaker 1: of people's today. This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land
Speaker 1: of the Aurora Nation. Hi guys, and welcome back to
Speaker 1: another episode of Life Uncut.
Speaker 2: This is our radio show where we are joined by
Speaker 2: the beautiful, the delicious, the highly acidic Mistury.
Speaker 1: Oh I am out of context. That doesn't really land you.
Speaker 1: I'm known for my why are you a citic?
Speaker 3: Brittany Hockies here as well every I talk about it.
Speaker 1: We're joined by the beautiful Mitch and then.
Speaker 2: I said where joined? Because people know who we are,
Speaker 2: but maybe I don't know who you were?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: And Laura.
Speaker 3: Now I got stopped the other day and someone said
Speaker 3: are you And I went there about to say are
Speaker 3: you best friends with Laura? And britt even know my name?
Speaker 3: It's true, and I went, no, I'm not. Actually I
Speaker 3: remember what happened. I said, no, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Did you say do you want a photo?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Then she worked at the store, and I asked if
Speaker 3: she give me stuff discount. She said no, but she
Speaker 3: gave me a free tote bag. I'm abusing your names
Speaker 3: to get free shit.
Speaker 2: You did not say that you don't know.
Speaker 3: Us, of course I didn't. I say I love them,
Speaker 3: I've got them, I'm going to see them today.
Speaker 1: And then you asked for the discount.
Speaker 3: I didn't get it.
Speaker 1: We don't have much poul due.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: I got after shave this week. I got Lei Labo
Speaker 3: and I was told that my skin is too too
Speaker 3: high on the pH level and the scent won't last
Speaker 3: on my skin. That's what Laura's referencing.
Speaker 2: Yes, but the problem is is that the lovely lady
Speaker 2: who served Mitch at the shops made that assessment purely
Speaker 2: by looking at him.
Speaker 1: You cannot make that assessment by looks.
Speaker 3: She did. She gets is your silver tarnish?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Your PG.
Speaker 2: So she said, I wonder was she trying to say
Speaker 2: that you looked a bit glistening, like a little bit
Speaker 2: sweaty when you walked in.
Speaker 3: I drove there like I didn't even walk there.
Speaker 1: I don't think she I think she was probably just
Speaker 1: trying to sound like she knew more about what she
Speaker 1: was talking about than she actually knows. No one looks
Speaker 1: at someone and goes up thing and puts in there
Speaker 1: and says the pH levels up. You just don't do it.
Speaker 2: Also, can I say, as somebody who owns a retail store,
Speaker 2: I'd be so mad at my staff if they were
Speaker 2: actively trying to talk people out of a sale. I mean,
Speaker 2: you want honesty, but also like, there comes a point
Speaker 2: where your job is to sell the cologne.
Speaker 1: He still water it just solid against a los doing it.
Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, I'll show you. Yeah, I'll show you.
Speaker 3: I'm going to wait, We'll go to a pool store
Speaker 3: and get like a PhD dipstick and sticky in my
Speaker 3: nose like a pregnancy.
Speaker 1: Can you do that? Can you actually test your pH level?
Speaker 3: That would be funny this show. If we really scrape
Speaker 3: in the bottom of the just on the show where
Speaker 3: phested Mitch's holes.
Speaker 2: Boots, I love the whole booger came out of my
Speaker 2: nose like a child.
Speaker 3: All right. Do you know what?
Speaker 2: We had a really big show. I think that Tony
Speaker 2: is laying on the floor in disgust for me.
Speaker 1: Tony and I just.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry everyone. Look, it was a very big show
Speaker 2: my about my beautiful mother in law, who I love
Speaker 2: to death. Ellie, if you're listening to this, you are
Speaker 2: the best women in the world. But she also likes
Speaker 2: to pack when we go away on holidays. She likes
Speaker 2: to pack something that I think is unnecessary. Wow, probably
Speaker 2: a little bit of overkill. Yeah, and I want to
Speaker 2: know whether it's weird or not.
Speaker 3: I agree, I think it's very weird. Also on the
Speaker 3: show I Got Baking, I went to a child's birthday
Speaker 3: party and it pisces me off so hard when children
Speaker 3: spittle all over a cake, like they spray it all
Speaker 3: over a cake when they blow the candles. Hey, it
Speaker 3: don't spray it, so don't spray it. So I brought
Speaker 3: a chocolate cake to the studio and what happens next
Speaker 3: is I think more disgusting than Laura's booger she just
Speaker 3: pulled out.
Speaker 1: And that's what Laura blows onto cakes at birthday parties.
Speaker 1: There's big boogie.
Speaker 2: Something about this show and everything centering around me being
Speaker 2: disgusting is really making me looking wood well.
Speaker 4: Mitch.
Speaker 1: Also, you spoke this week about something you read about
Speaker 1: how dogs if you sleep when your bed can kill you,
Speaker 1: which I think was a big You either got clickbaited
Speaker 1: or a big call. But we speak to Doc de Lisa,
Speaker 1: who is the female version of Bondai Vet. She's a
Speaker 1: very amazing, very well known vet. She is going to
Speaker 1: tell us whether it is true where it's seping with
Speaker 1: your dog can kill you, because I feel like it's
Speaker 1: a big call.
Speaker 3: Mitche I sleep with a dog for a couple of years.
Speaker 2: Huh, I'll tell you what his name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's about an.
Speaker 1: Ex when we got at It's not funny if you
Speaker 1: break you down.
Speaker 3: Sorry anyway, so much more on the show.
Speaker 2: Right up, let's go.
Speaker 3: Home, guys. I need to bring something to the show
Speaker 3: that has actually upset me greatly. And we're all across
Speaker 3: this because we were talking about it before the show started.
Speaker 3: But I was scrolling through TikTok. I'm like the resident
Speaker 3: TikTok lover here at the show. I'm jen z just
Speaker 3: barely don't start me on that debate it. But I
Speaker 3: live on TikTok and I was scrolling the other night,
Speaker 3: and this story has since made it to the news.
Speaker 3: I came across a video which I thought was a
Speaker 3: prank I thought it was a sketch. I didn't think
Speaker 3: it was real. It was these kids. This is happening
Speaker 3: in Australia. This is happening in Queensland. These kids seemingly
Speaker 3: kidnapping a cat, a beautiful ginger, from someone's house, filming it,
Speaker 3: putting it on TikTok. They're laughing hysterically. You know, there's
Speaker 3: just a beautiful cat at someone's house. They're filming themselves
Speaker 3: kidnapping the cat and running off with it. This video
Speaker 3: is going viral. It's since been taken down, but they
Speaker 3: haven't found the cat as yet. It's made Australian news.
Speaker 1: Garfield, the cat's name is.
Speaker 3: Garfield's the cat's name. I saw this on the news
Speaker 3: as well. Have a listen to this.
Speaker 2: Teenagers seen here snatching Garfield from his home in the
Speaker 2: dead of night and throwing him in the boot of
Speaker 2: a getaway car. No, you're gonna squish it.
Speaker 5: You're gonna squish it.
Speaker 3: A bunch of kids targeting an innocent animal.
Speaker 6: What the fuck?
Speaker 3: The worst part was these kids were boasting about it
Speaker 3: as if it was an achievement on their TikTok. They've
Speaker 3: since posted another video bragging that they've made the news.
Speaker 3: They're so happy that they've made the news. To this
Speaker 3: moment that we go to air, the cat garfield is
Speaker 3: still missing. No one knows where it is.
Speaker 2: This is I mean, it's viscerally disgusting, right. But the
Speaker 2: thing that makes me so angry about this and so like,
Speaker 2: I don't even have the right words for it. It's like,
Speaker 2: where is the line in terms of creating content in
Speaker 2: the hope that it's going to go viral?
Speaker 1: And I think that it's animal cruelty?
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, But there's there's kids out there who are
Speaker 2: so social media obsessed that they will do things in
Speaker 2: order to go viral, regardless of how that affects people
Speaker 2: or how that what effect that has on animals. But
Speaker 2: they're doing it for a viral video. They're doing it
Speaker 2: to get lives and views on TikTok.
Speaker 1: These kids need to be found and charged. This is
Speaker 1: such disgusting and disturbing behavior. And the fact is, if
Speaker 1: you have posted something on TikTok, you have an account,
Speaker 1: you we can find you. Why have the police not
Speaker 1: tracked them down and found them yet? Why has the
Speaker 1: cat not been returned? Why have the kids not been charged?
Speaker 1: And I don't care. If you're thirteen, you know what
Speaker 1: you are doing is wrong. If you are a teenager,
Speaker 1: you know that's stealing someone's pace from the house. And
Speaker 1: well where is it? The count hasn't been returned yet.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they're found it.
Speaker 3: That have to be looking into it. The worst part
Speaker 3: is is kids are gloating. Earlier in the week, the
Speaker 3: same account posted a video saying I love kidnapping cats. God,
Speaker 3: I love kidnapping cats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and watch this space.
Speaker 2: They're doing it for cloud. I don't know if you
Speaker 2: guys remember this, but only last month this also happened
Speaker 2: in Queensland. There was a little girl who was kidnapped.
Speaker 2: She's thirteen years old, who's kidnapped by her friends and
Speaker 2: the friend torture friends friends who were also similar age
Speaker 2: to her. She was tortured in a house and they
Speaker 2: posted it live on TikTok And for me, it's like,
Speaker 2: why is wanting to go viral? How has that become
Speaker 2: such an ambition for children? And the problem is is
Speaker 2: kids who are thirteen years old, they don't necessarily understand
Speaker 2: the consequences of what they're doing.
Speaker 1: Now, I want to call in bullshit on that.
Speaker 2: Because the one is to be famous, right, the one
Speaker 2: is to push it, and then they get carried away.
Speaker 2: They don't understand the digital footprint that they're creating.
Speaker 3: They can't rationalize.
Speaker 1: I'm going to disagree. If you're thirteen, you know kidnapping
Speaker 1: and torturing a friend is wrong. Animals is wrong.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm not saying they don't know what's wrong, But
Speaker 2: what I'm saying is that that social media is warping
Speaker 2: people's perception around what is ethical though, and the want
Speaker 2: to be viral trumps it, and that's really really scary.
Speaker 6: Cool.
Speaker 1: Let's start charging them and arresting them then, because what
Speaker 1: if we keep applauding them and nothing happens and we
Speaker 1: pat them, We're going to slap on the wrists and say, oh,
Speaker 1: don't kidnap and torture that person again, don't kidnap this
Speaker 1: animal again. Of course they're going to keep doing it.
Speaker 3: I'm with you. We also know what Harming animals is
Speaker 3: the first step of them, and we've all seen the documentaries.
Speaker 3: Harming animals is the first step and a very slippery
Speaker 3: slope of someone who is not well. So that's horrendous, But.
Speaker 2: Also what's happening in their schools. Are they going to school?
Speaker 2: And because they have gone viral, are they being seen
Speaker 2: as being you know, a hero because they've had this
Speaker 2: viral TikTok? So yeah, they might be getting publicly into trouble,
Speaker 2: but are they still amongst their peers being seen as
Speaker 2: being cool for having a viral TikTok? That's the big question.
Speaker 1: I heard it here first. It's not cool to kidnap animals,
Speaker 1: to kidnap people for animal cruelty, So pull your head
Speaker 1: out right now. Someone find these kids and charge them all.
Speaker 3: So, if you're in Australia and you've got a little
Speaker 3: cat that loves to just sunbake out the front, like,
Speaker 3: just bring it in, bring him in because there's widows
Speaker 3: out there.
Speaker 1: No hope they fined him.
Speaker 3: Yikes. Updates on Garfield the cat when we get it.
Speaker 3: Hope Garfield's okay?
Speaker 1: So do I well?
Speaker 2: I mean, lastly, if you're someone who knows anything at all,
Speaker 2: go to the police.
Speaker 3: Good core.
Speaker 1: Yes, today we're talking about near death experiences. We've all
Speaker 1: sort of had one. It came off the back of
Speaker 1: this French skier that literally was going for a little
Speaker 1: leisurely ski plummeted down an ice cravass. I always think
Speaker 1: of a bottle of wine when you say that, like,
Speaker 1: you know, a nice scramsh It was, it definitely was,
Speaker 1: But it was his near death experiences. We chatted about ours,
Speaker 1: and it reminded me of this guy. You guys might
Speaker 1: remember him. His name is Jake Elvin and just recently.
Speaker 1: He's a young Aussie bloke. He was flying. He's not
Speaker 1: his plane, but he was doing learner lessons. I think
Speaker 1: it was only his second lesson. The engine stopped and
Speaker 1: he plummeted from the sky, crashed the plane, him and
Speaker 1: his instructor and survived to tell the tale. And I thought,
Speaker 1: who better to talk about near death experiences? So we've
Speaker 1: got him on the phone. Jake, Welcome to the pick up.
Speaker 5: Hi, j hi, j okay.
Speaker 1: Guys, this is I think most people in the world's idea.
Speaker 1: And I remember I give plane plummets from the ground.
Speaker 2: The guy, Yeah, how many lessons had you had at
Speaker 2: this point? Like were you well into your experience plane
Speaker 2: flying or were you a real novice?
Speaker 5: Well, I was well into the second hour of my
Speaker 5: second first hour of my second lesson, so you know
Speaker 5: a lot of experience as of yet, but they just
Speaker 5: wanted to give me the full experience.
Speaker 4: You know, Jake, what.
Speaker 3: Happened when you were in the cockpit? Did you know
Speaker 3: how to handle the situation? Did an engine blow?
Speaker 6: Was not?
Speaker 2: The plane went down?
Speaker 3: Still lived, you lived. It could have gone upside down,
Speaker 3: It could have you know, exploded. So talk us through
Speaker 3: what happened. Did did an alarm go off? And did
Speaker 3: you start to freak?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 5: Just like like I was mechanic myself, so like as
Speaker 5: it started letting go, I knew what the problem was.
Speaker 5: I'm to say, oh, here, we're gonna have a problem.
Speaker 5: So I just banked it back, trying to make it
Speaker 5: back to the runway. And then the flight instructures likely
Speaker 5: I don't think we're going to have enough height. And
Speaker 5: then it was a really windy day, so we're coming down.
Speaker 5: Those little trees are getting bigger real quick, and I'm
Speaker 5: just like, ah, this is gonna hurt. Wait, and it
Speaker 5: went down.
Speaker 2: So it wasn't user error, It wasn't something that you
Speaker 2: had done wrong. It was some mechanical problem with the plane.
Speaker 5: Yeah. No, the engine blew up. Like we've been flying
Speaker 5: for about twenty minutes doing just touch and go, like
Speaker 5: just landing on the runway and then taking back off again.
Speaker 5: And I'd literally just taken back off. You know, we've
Speaker 5: been flying for half an hour. I have along at
Speaker 5: the time, and yeah, I'd just taken off, and as
Speaker 5: I was climbing up to like up to two thousand
Speaker 5: feet there, the engine just started dying out and then
Speaker 5: just shut off. And then everything just goes dead silent,
Speaker 5: and then yeah, that's an eerie feeling, let me tell you,
Speaker 5: as you're just gliding around over the bush hoping to
Speaker 5: make it back to the runway. But anyway, I mean, we've.
Speaker 1: Seen the pictures and of the crash, and we've seen
Speaker 1: the video of the crash. It looks like no one
Speaker 1: would survive that. But somehow you seem to be. You
Speaker 1: got up, you got yourself to the hospital. What injuries
Speaker 1: did you actually have? Yeah?
Speaker 5: So I ended up just like a super minimal some
Speaker 5: ligament damage, broke my leg, tore some holes here and there,
Speaker 5: a few stitches and yeah, other than that, good to go.
Speaker 1: Drove she drove herself to the hospital.
Speaker 3: Where's the instructor hold on manual?
Speaker 1: What are we doing? Is there a clutch?
Speaker 5: So I like said the instructor. I got him our
Speaker 5: aircraft and his wife happened to be at the airfield
Speaker 5: and where we crash was close to the obviously close
Speaker 5: to field. We always made it hume. But she come
Speaker 5: running down. The only had two seats in the car,
Speaker 5: so I put her. She called the ambulance and was like,
Speaker 5: the ambulance is half an hour away, and I'm an
Speaker 5: hour and a half from where I live, and so
Speaker 5: I'm like that they're going to send me to a
Speaker 5: hospital down here. It's all going to be too hard.
Speaker 5: So I decided to walk up the runway, jump in
Speaker 5: the car, and drive an hour and a half to
Speaker 5: a hospital closer to home.
Speaker 2: You drove your car with a broken leg and ligament
Speaker 2: damage to a hospital closer to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, was better than getting stuck an hour and a
Speaker 5: half away from home in a hospital for five days.
Speaker 5: So I'm like, yeah, I still got heaps of adrenaline left.
Speaker 5: I'll be fine.
Speaker 3: So what did you do? You walk in and you went, hey,
Speaker 3: I've just crashed my plane. Can I can I sit
Speaker 3: down for a bit? What did they believe you?
Speaker 1: Surely?
Speaker 5: They said, yeah, well, firstly it was it was took
Speaker 5: me ten minutes, fifteen minutes trying and find a car
Speaker 5: park at the place for that was half the battle.
Speaker 5: And then once you got the car, I'm like, I've
Speaker 5: got bar hanging off me, I'm covered in dirt, I've
Speaker 5: got one shoe on, there's money come out of me.
Speaker 5: And I'm walking up walk into the emergency room, trail
Speaker 5: of blood in behind me, and I walk up to
Speaker 5: the desk like what happened? I said, I was in
Speaker 5: a plane crash, like you're insane, and then they shut
Speaker 5: me down, send me off to the cyclon. And it
Speaker 5: wasn't until I said, no, look, I'll share the photo,
Speaker 5: and I mourned up showing a photo and a video
Speaker 5: that they're like, holy shit, and then rushed me into emergency.
Speaker 3: So good plays.
Speaker 2: So, Jake, were you sharing this on you were sharing
Speaker 2: this on social media at the time when this was
Speaker 2: all happening.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Well, so I was knocked out for a while
Speaker 6: and then woke up hanging upside down in there and
Speaker 6: was like, holy crap. I surdvised, and so I thought
Speaker 6: as I was climbing out and the phone coming out
Speaker 6: of my pocket and in the head like I'm a
Speaker 6: film it. So then I started filming it all, and
Speaker 6: then I posted on my snapchat but it didn't load,
Speaker 6: and because there's no reception down there, so it only
Speaker 6: loaded when I got into the hospital and everyone's watching it,
Speaker 6: all my mates just going.
Speaker 5: Ah, you know, this idiot is sound the slave crust somewhere.
Speaker 5: And it wasn't until I was on the news that
Speaker 5: night that everyone started getting back to me and going,
Speaker 5: holy crap, you're actually in a plane crack. Yeah, but yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you ever think you were going to actually die?
Speaker 1: Like when the plane's going down. I know it's all
Speaker 1: fun and games now and we're having to laugh because
Speaker 1: you're all right, but did you actually think, holy bejeebers,
Speaker 1: this could be the end of my life?
Speaker 5: Not really like I didn't even really like I've had
Speaker 5: a pretty wild lifestyle going on, so there's a way
Speaker 5: something bad. But now it's just more like just thinking
Speaker 5: about how I'm going to get this thing down. And
Speaker 5: then the only thing that did cross my mind was
Speaker 5: as those trees were getting big really fast, I'm just thinking, ship,
Speaker 5: this is going to hurt a lot. But I thought
Speaker 5: I was going to die, though I was surprised when
Speaker 5: I did wake up. I'm not going to lie I
Speaker 5: was like, we made it.
Speaker 2: You are super human, I mean social media stupid like
Speaker 2: snap chatting driving yourself to the hospital. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know whether you were delirious or full of
Speaker 2: energy or what was going on there, but I can't
Speaker 2: believe it either that.
Speaker 3: He has died and this is the afterlife and you're
Speaker 3: hallucinating all this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, it's definitely definitely used one of my lives on
Speaker 5: that one, for sure.
Speaker 1: But well, I hope you bought a lot of ticket.
Speaker 3: Jake. All right, Jake, thanks for coming on. Buddy, there's
Speaker 3: Jake Elvin. What an interesting story that is. We all
Speaker 3: have a dog in our lives, we do.
Speaker 1: It's your dog.
Speaker 3: I've got a childhood dog. Hamish named him after Hamish
Speaker 3: and Andy and then they yeah, a little radio nerd.
Speaker 3: It's a cute, little full sir moment. And I've just
Speaker 3: been back home with my parents over the last weekend
Speaker 3: and Hamish was sleeping in bed with me and I
Speaker 3: kind of got a bit itchy. And the poor thing
Speaker 3: is thirteen years old, so he's got like he's got
Speaker 3: the skiddy, So he left skid mark in your bed.
Speaker 3: I am shook a poop with the bed, and I started googling.
Speaker 3: I thought, is this safe? And I came across this
Speaker 3: article right, which is true.
Speaker 1: I love that that is your thought. It's the pooh safe.
Speaker 3: I showered first, I scrubbed the poo off, and then
Speaker 3: I got to googling. Sixty two percent of pet owners
Speaker 3: now share a bed in Australia with their cat or
Speaker 3: their dog, which is what a new pole is saying. Now,
Speaker 3: it can actually cost you your life.
Speaker 1: Stop it, you're so dramatic.
Speaker 3: Sharing your bed with your dog increases the chance of
Speaker 3: them transferring my crobes that sit on a dog skin,
Speaker 3: possibly via licking feces and that's me, or from their fur.
Speaker 3: You can contract lime disease from having these dogs and
Speaker 3: these animals sleep next to you every single night. It's dangerous,
Speaker 3: you know what.
Speaker 2: I used to let so. I have a bull Arab.
Speaker 2: He's like a cross between a Great Dane and a
Speaker 2: bull Mastiff. He's huge, and when I was single, I
Speaker 2: used to have him sleep in the bed with me.
Speaker 2: Felt like not oh like that. I just had a
Speaker 2: pick who's a big, warm body to cuddle anyway. He
Speaker 2: this one night I felled him wake up and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, what's he doing? And it was pitch black,
Speaker 2: and then I heard him whimper, and then he vomited
Speaker 2: on my chest in the middle of the night, like
Speaker 2: great Dane vomit onto my chest.
Speaker 1: And people pay for that.
Speaker 2: No, he's never slept in my bed since, so the
Speaker 2: poor thing he's out in the lounge on.
Speaker 1: The dog bedsgusing. Look, I'm my doctor, Lailah. She's the
Speaker 1: light of my life. She's all I've I was gonna
Speaker 1: say she's all I've got, but that was a bit
Speaker 1: doom and glim She's all I've got.
Speaker 2: She can vomit on me.
Speaker 1: She I let her sleep in my bed. She's cute,
Speaker 1: she's cuddly, she's safe. So she's in my bed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it's fine.
Speaker 3: Listen, none of us are vets, and we're not doctors,
Speaker 3: but we have pets, and I'm worried about your lives,
Speaker 3: the two of you, so I've got concerned. I've got
Speaker 3: doctor Lisa Chimes. You'll know her from the Bond famous man. Hi,
Speaker 3: doctor Lisa, can you tell us please? Are we to
Speaker 3: get seek from spooning our dogs?
Speaker 4: Hi, guys, let's just take a breath here.
Speaker 3: I've been listening to what's.
Speaker 4: Going on, and I'm just chuckling away to myself. So
Speaker 4: that article is very sensationalized. Yeah, so, so no cause
Speaker 4: for major alarm. I think we have to take it
Speaker 4: on an individual basis. If you've got a clean dog
Speaker 4: that's well looked after and doesn't have mics and doesn't
Speaker 4: have fleas, and you keep up with your vet checks,
Speaker 4: your dog's going to be fine. If you're healthy, you're
Speaker 4: not in you a compromised Put the dog in your bed.
Speaker 4: If your dog's got great behavior, you know, if they're
Speaker 4: not guarding the bed and they're not aggressive, and they're
Speaker 4: not you know, overly anxious, put your dog in your bed.
Speaker 4: You know, you kind of have to just go on
Speaker 4: an individual basis. Like dogs, dogs all of different personalities,
Speaker 4: all of different health problems.
Speaker 5: All of us do too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my dogs are in my bed. I have two
Speaker 4: of them on the bed and we're fine.
Speaker 2: Your bed, what kind of docs?
Speaker 4: Where does your husband squeezes somewhere? The dogs kind of
Speaker 4: push him to the side. The one dog likes to
Speaker 4: be on the floor, the other one chooses a bed,
Speaker 4: The bigger one chooses the bed.
Speaker 1: Of course, the real.
Speaker 2: Question take your work. I mean, the real question is
Speaker 2: have you ever had a dog vomit on your chest
Speaker 2: in the middle of the night. Then you haven't, and.
Speaker 3: Did you pay for it? Doctor Lisa.
Speaker 4: Not vomit on my chest, that's the new one. But
Speaker 4: I have had one multiple times, two on the floor
Speaker 4: and I wake up in the morning and I've walk
Speaker 4: on it.
Speaker 2: No, don't need that. As much as they're beautiful companions,
Speaker 2: you don't need it in your bedroom the two kids
Speaker 2: to do that, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not that I have the kids.
Speaker 1: What about four kids?
Speaker 4: I have four, so they don't sleep in the bed.
Speaker 4: The dogs gets sleep in the bed.
Speaker 2: We know the hierarchy in your house, doctor Lisa, real hierarchy.
Speaker 3: All right, thank you. Doctor Lisa got to the bottom
Speaker 3: of it there. I feel like she was mad at
Speaker 3: me as well. I didn't.
Speaker 2: I just the article fake news.
Speaker 1: You are a hypochondriac, and you also don't read articles.
Speaker 1: I think you just look at the click Yeah.
Speaker 3: I just looked at to be honest, there was just
Speaker 3: a photo of a dog and then a disease, and
Speaker 3: like the disease with the skull on the cross. So
Speaker 3: I just sort of put you a plain picture. It's like, yeah, not.
Speaker 2: Fun I won the mother in law jackpot. I truly did.
Speaker 2: Matt's mum is an incredible dream come true when I
Speaker 2: love her so much. But look, that's not what I
Speaker 2: want to tell you about. We recently went on a
Speaker 2: family holiday to Rockampton and it was a beautiful holiday.
Speaker 2: It was all of Matt's side of the family, the kids,
Speaker 2: his sister, her kids, Matt's brothers, and Matt's mum.
Speaker 3: The big trip with the family.
Speaker 2: It was a very big trip now considering that there
Speaker 2: was quite a few of us in the house. Two
Speaker 2: weeks before we went away, Matt's mum sent an email
Speaker 2: saying email very formal, saying, I need to know everyone's
Speaker 2: shopping order because we need to place an order before
Speaker 2: we get to Rockampton because apparently there's no grocery stores there.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, I like that thinks ahead prepped.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's very very food orientated and I understand, like
Speaker 2: as the mom, as the nana, she always wants to
Speaker 2: make sure that like the meals are ready, that everyone
Speaker 2: knows what they're what they're gonna eat, that no one
Speaker 2: goes hungry.
Speaker 3: She was a single mum raising a whole bunch of kids.
Speaker 2: Ye have five children, you know, so she always had
Speaker 2: to be planned with what meals were gonna pop up,
Speaker 2: because you know, you just she's got four boys. You
Speaker 2: don't want four hungry boys.
Speaker 3: That's a lot of food.
Speaker 2: So we arrive at our holiday destination and our luggage
Speaker 2: has gone missing. But Ellie starts to freak out. She's
Speaker 2: so upset because she has some things in her luggage
Speaker 2: that she needs. They need to be refrigerated. It turns
Speaker 2: out that she has not only has she done the
Speaker 2: pre ordered packing and the pre ordered ordering of our food,
Speaker 2: she's also packed in her suitcase frozen meals for every
Speaker 2: single dinner. She packed a frozen lasagna. She packed seven
Speaker 2: chicken fillow pastries that were frozen. She packed a frozen bolonnaise.
Speaker 2: She packed frozen Keisha's do.
Speaker 1: You mean frozen? Is in like the pre made meals
Speaker 1: from the frozen section? Or she makes you crazy?
Speaker 2: She did full holiday meal prep and frozen in her
Speaker 2: luggage and then my luggage onto the.
Speaker 1: Planet, absolute dream boat? Is it? Y?
Speaker 2: Is the weirdest thing I've ever heard? She packed a
Speaker 2: frozen bolonnaise in her luggage with her hair dryer.
Speaker 1: Think of how I think of how often you're at
Speaker 1: your new accommodation and you're like, man, I feel like
Speaker 1: a lasagna right now. She's got it.
Speaker 3: Never I've never once sat in a tropical holiday destination
Speaker 3: and thought, you know what, I love my Nana's mussaka.
Speaker 3: I want to go out, and I want to go
Speaker 3: and get a beautiful meal, because that is part of
Speaker 3: the holiday, the experience of going out rue.
Speaker 2: I also want the spontaneity. I don't know if I
Speaker 2: want to have a bolonnaise on a Sunday night. I
Speaker 2: want to maybe ordered tie on Uber Eats.
Speaker 1: I think it's more. I don't think she's gonna sit
Speaker 1: you down and tie you to the chair and say
Speaker 1: I made this, eat it. But it's probably more of
Speaker 1: a backup in case anyone's extra hunger or a snack.
Speaker 2: Or but it's meal prep. We can't leave a frozen
Speaker 2: lasagna in rock Hampton.
Speaker 1: Course you can't.
Speaker 2: So look, I'm not gonna lie. It came in very
Speaker 2: handy on some occasions, but when you had a bolonnaise
Speaker 2: on Saturday night and then Sunday is going to be
Speaker 2: the lasagna, There's a part of me that was like,
Speaker 2: why did why are we doing this?
Speaker 3: Where does Matt sit on this because he's Matt, Like, hey, Mom,
Speaker 3: let me get the meat bag. Like, is it something
Speaker 3: they bring on every trip to the kids know that
Speaker 3: she does this. Is he judging you for thinking it's odd?
Speaker 2: I think it is so normal to them.
Speaker 1: It it's okay because it's so laced with good intention.
Speaker 1: That's why I think it's she wants everyone to be fed.
Speaker 1: She doesn't wan anyone to panic. She wants them to
Speaker 1: have a good, hearty, home cooked meal. It's a bit strange.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't let you go out at all. You
Speaker 1: have to sit down and have every meal in that
Speaker 1: she's cooked. But I love the intention behind it.
Speaker 2: So weird or a fine just saying fine.
Speaker 3: It's weird. Now it's weird. Hey mom, you got the
Speaker 3: samson I with the lamb chops in it.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't love it. You love a home cooked meal.
Speaker 3: I met Matt's mum at your wedding and we bonded.
Speaker 3: We bonded so hard and so well. And you know
Speaker 3: what's really funny, because you were staying in a location
Speaker 3: for your wedding. It was a destination wedding. I remember
Speaker 3: now she was getting her bags out of the back
Speaker 3: of the car and they fell to the ground because they.
Speaker 2: Were full of ice bricked schnitzels.
Speaker 1: For the wedding. She catered the wedding.
Speaker 3: That's why the wedding food felt a bit frozen. It
Speaker 3: was snap frozen.
Speaker 1: Look would I do it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: But I don't even cook for myself in my house
Speaker 1: when I live in it for that night. So no,
Speaker 1: Do I think it's weird? No, I think it's fine.
Speaker 3: Weird.
Speaker 1: No, she she loves your guys. Also, maybe she was trying.
Speaker 1: It's economically bad times, it's hard times. Maybe she's trying
Speaker 1: to save money for everyone.
Speaker 3: Are you serious? Oh babe, welcome to the locate.
Speaker 1: Everyone goes to Hawaii.
Speaker 3: Did you bring the sunscreen? You bring the goggles? Of course?
Speaker 1: What about the lasagna? Got it?
Speaker 3: Do you have the beefborg and young?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course I do.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, but it's so stupid. That's so good.
Speaker 3: All right? We love you Ellie here at the pickup,
Speaker 3: But you know, go to subway for God's sake.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 1: I want to speak about it. A man in Turkey's head,
Speaker 1: believe it or not, that's where we're going today.
Speaker 2: A man in Turkey head way to Turkey and all
Speaker 2: the way to the head.
Speaker 1: His head isn't in a turkey.
Speaker 3: Right, he's in the country or the animal.
Speaker 1: There is a man that lives in Turkey and he
Speaker 1: is wildly addicted to cigarettes, to packets plus a day
Speaker 1: is what he said. His father had lung cancer and
Speaker 1: he didn't want to do that. He didn't want to
Speaker 1: die from lung cancer, but he was so addicted he
Speaker 1: couldn't stop. So he has come up with a very
Speaker 1: innovative way of quitting smoking. I want to know what
Speaker 1: you think about it. He got inspiration from like a
Speaker 1: football helmet, you know, the big American football helmets, and
Speaker 1: they go across the mouth.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The cage he had like a cage.
Speaker 1: So he's made his own cage. He got one hundred
Speaker 1: and thirty feet of wire, copper wire, and wrapped it
Speaker 1: around his head only millimeters apart. Now I've got a picture.
Speaker 1: He have a look. There is a wire cage that
Speaker 1: goes all around his head, his eyes, his face, there
Speaker 1: is and he's put a padlock on it. There's no
Speaker 1: way in or out of this cage, and it's just
Speaker 1: around his neck, his face, his head. So he's walking
Speaker 1: around almost like a sea through bowling ball is on his.
Speaker 2: Head, but he made it himself.
Speaker 3: It's very good on Etsy that sell.
Speaker 1: Well, absolutely trademark that immediately. But it's he can't even
Speaker 1: not only can not get a cigarette through it, but
Speaker 1: you can only eat like a bird like he's got
Speaker 1: to eat these little crumbs. They feed him crumbs, his
Speaker 1: family crumbs through the cage, tiny SIPs and water, and
Speaker 1: he does. He goes to work in it. He lives
Speaker 1: twenty four hours a day in it. He only takes
Speaker 1: it off when he needs a proper meal. And he
Speaker 1: can only get it off when his family unlock it
Speaker 1: with the key.
Speaker 2: So he has given somebody else full access to keep
Speaker 2: his head locked on a lot of trust to a
Speaker 2: lot of trust.
Speaker 1: If you lost the key, Laura loses everything. I would
Speaker 1: never give you my head age key.
Speaker 2: Nah, don't do you know what? I lock my phone
Speaker 2: sometimes into those little lock boxes at nighttime? Do you
Speaker 2: just yeah to just get like an out because I'm
Speaker 2: very addicted to my phone. Actually, wow, you're all looking
Speaker 2: at me like I'm crazy. I don't put my head
Speaker 2: in a metal cage.
Speaker 3: What did you go to a bank and go can
Speaker 3: I have one of those lock boxes for my phone.
Speaker 2: No, I have one of those little lock boxes that's
Speaker 2: got a timer on it. You put your phone inside
Speaker 2: it and then you can't get your phone out until
Speaker 2: the time that you've put on there it expires and
Speaker 2: then it reopen.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's really cool.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean he should have just done this for his
Speaker 2: head and then he could have pre programmed and didn't
Speaker 2: have to give a key to But he put his.
Speaker 3: Head in an electronically timed box.
Speaker 1: But what happens when you really really hungry, or what
Speaker 1: happens if you're sick and you need to vomit and
Speaker 1: you don't have the key, or it's like when you
Speaker 1: push something down to drain, like spaghetti or something.
Speaker 2: It'd be like vomiting through a fly screen. But do
Speaker 2: you know what.
Speaker 3: He looks like? You know those roase turkeys you get
Speaker 3: at the grocery store that have the netting around them.
Speaker 3: Because he's ball, That's what his head looks like. He
Speaker 3: looks like a rose.
Speaker 1: He looked like a serial kill. If I saw that
Speaker 1: walking down the street, I would run onto the other side.
Speaker 2: Okay, I would run away. Very embarrassing, but very very effective.
Speaker 2: And also some people have to go and take shampicks
Speaker 2: for smoking. Shampicks is like the It's like an addiction
Speaker 2: drug that you can take and it makes you go
Speaker 2: absolutely loopy. That's one of the side effects is that
Speaker 2: you have psychosis.
Speaker 3: Did he quit?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: Done it?
Speaker 1: It's actually it's happening live, Like the world's watching on
Speaker 1: to Cage Man live.
Speaker 3: Was there a go prop into that cave?
Speaker 1: Well, we're being updated live, but he currently is down
Speaker 1: to zero. But that's got the cage is still on
Speaker 1: his head.
Speaker 2: Surprising.
Speaker 1: I think the real test is going to come when
Speaker 1: the cage is removed and life goes back to normal.
Speaker 1: Is he going to smoke again? But I'm intrigued watch
Speaker 1: the space that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Curb his addiction.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do we do for sex addicts?
Speaker 5: Coming in?
Speaker 3: Really really really tiny size