WEBVTT - The best of THE PICKUP - 7th May

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<v Speaker 1>Life Uncut podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout

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<v Speaker 1>Australia and their connections to land, sea and community. We

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<v Speaker 1>pay our respect to their elders past and present and

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<v Speaker 1>extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait island

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<v Speaker 1>of people's today. This episode is recorded on Gadigal Land

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<v Speaker 1>of the Aurora Nation. Hi guys, and welcome back to

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<v Speaker 1>another episode of Life Uncut.

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<v Speaker 2>This is our radio show where we are joined by

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<v Speaker 2>the beautiful, the delicious, the highly acidic Mistury.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I am out of context. That doesn't really land you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm known for my why are you a citic?

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<v Speaker 3>Brittany Hockies here as well every I talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're joined by the beautiful Mitch and then.

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<v Speaker 2>I said where joined? Because people know who we are,

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<v Speaker 2>but maybe I don't know who you were?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>And Laura.

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<v Speaker 3>Now I got stopped the other day and someone said

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<v Speaker 3>are you And I went there about to say are

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<v Speaker 3>you best friends with Laura? And britt even know my name?

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<v Speaker 3>It's true, and I went, no, I'm not. Actually I

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<v Speaker 3>remember what happened. I said, no, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you say do you want a photo?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Then she worked at the store, and I asked if

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<v Speaker 3>she give me stuff discount. She said no, but she

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<v Speaker 3>gave me a free tote bag. I'm abusing your names

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<v Speaker 3>to get free shit.

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<v Speaker 2>You did not say that you don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>Us, of course I didn't. I say I love them,

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<v Speaker 3>I've got them, I'm going to see them today.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you asked for the discount.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have much poul due.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I got after shave this week. I got Lei Labo

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<v Speaker 3>and I was told that my skin is too too

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<v Speaker 3>high on the pH level and the scent won't last

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<v Speaker 3>on my skin. That's what Laura's referencing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but the problem is is that the lovely lady

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<v Speaker 2>who served Mitch at the shops made that assessment purely

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<v Speaker 2>by looking at him.

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<v Speaker 1>You cannot make that assessment by looks.

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<v Speaker 3>She did. She gets is your silver tarnish?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Your PG.

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<v Speaker 2>So she said, I wonder was she trying to say

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<v Speaker 2>that you looked a bit glistening, like a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>sweaty when you walked in.

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<v Speaker 3>I drove there like I didn't even walk there.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think she I think she was probably just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to sound like she knew more about what she

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<v Speaker 1>was talking about than she actually knows. No one looks

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<v Speaker 1>at someone and goes up thing and puts in there

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<v Speaker 1>and says the pH levels up. You just don't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, can I say, as somebody who owns a retail store,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be so mad at my staff if they were

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<v Speaker 2>actively trying to talk people out of a sale. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>you want honesty, but also like, there comes a point

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<v Speaker 2>where your job is to sell the cologne.

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<v Speaker 1>He still water it just solid against a los doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, he's like, I'll show you. Yeah, I'll show you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to wait, We'll go to a pool store

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<v Speaker 3>and get like a PhD dipstick and sticky in my

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<v Speaker 3>nose like a pregnancy.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you do that? Can you actually test your pH level?

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<v Speaker 3>That would be funny this show. If we really scrape

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<v Speaker 3>in the bottom of the just on the show where

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<v Speaker 3>phested Mitch's holes.

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<v Speaker 2>Boots, I love the whole booger came out of my

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<v Speaker 2>nose like a child.

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<v Speaker 3>All right. Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>We had a really big show. I think that Tony

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<v Speaker 2>is laying on the floor in disgust for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Tony and I just.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, sorry everyone. Look, it was a very big show

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<v Speaker 2>my about my beautiful mother in law, who I love

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<v Speaker 2>to death. Ellie, if you're listening to this, you are

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<v Speaker 2>the best women in the world. But she also likes

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<v Speaker 2>to pack when we go away on holidays. She likes

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<v Speaker 2>to pack something that I think is unnecessary. Wow, probably

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of overkill. Yeah, and I want to

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<v Speaker 2>know whether it's weird or not.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree, I think it's very weird. Also on the

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<v Speaker 3>show I Got Baking, I went to a child's birthday

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<v Speaker 3>party and it pisces me off so hard when children

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<v Speaker 3>spittle all over a cake, like they spray it all

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<v Speaker 3>over a cake when they blow the candles. Hey, it

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<v Speaker 3>don't spray it, so don't spray it. So I brought

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<v Speaker 3>a chocolate cake to the studio and what happens next

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<v Speaker 3>is I think more disgusting than Laura's booger she just

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<v Speaker 3>pulled out.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's what Laura blows onto cakes at birthday parties.

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<v Speaker 1>There's big boogie.

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<v Speaker 2>Something about this show and everything centering around me being

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<v Speaker 2>disgusting is really making me looking wood well.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, you spoke this week about something you read about

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<v Speaker 1>how dogs if you sleep when your bed can kill you,

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<v Speaker 1>which I think was a big You either got clickbaited

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<v Speaker 1>or a big call. But we speak to Doc de Lisa,

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<v Speaker 1>who is the female version of Bondai Vet. She's a

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<v Speaker 1>very amazing, very well known vet. She is going to

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<v Speaker 1>tell us whether it is true where it's seping with

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<v Speaker 1>your dog can kill you, because I feel like it's

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<v Speaker 1>a big call.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitche I sleep with a dog for a couple of years.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh, I'll tell you what his name.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's about an.

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<v Speaker 1>Ex when we got at It's not funny if you

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<v Speaker 1>break you down.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry anyway, so much more on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Right up, let's go.

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<v Speaker 3>Home, guys. I need to bring something to the show

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<v Speaker 3>that has actually upset me greatly. And we're all across

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<v Speaker 3>this because we were talking about it before the show started.

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<v Speaker 3>But I was scrolling through TikTok. I'm like the resident

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<v Speaker 3>TikTok lover here at the show. I'm jen z just

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<v Speaker 3>barely don't start me on that debate it. But I

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<v Speaker 3>live on TikTok and I was scrolling the other night,

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<v Speaker 3>and this story has since made it to the news.

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<v Speaker 3>I came across a video which I thought was a

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<v Speaker 3>prank I thought it was a sketch. I didn't think

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<v Speaker 3>it was real. It was these kids. This is happening

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<v Speaker 3>in Australia. This is happening in Queensland. These kids seemingly

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<v Speaker 3>kidnapping a cat, a beautiful ginger, from someone's house, filming it,

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<v Speaker 3>putting it on TikTok. They're laughing hysterically. You know, there's

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<v Speaker 3>just a beautiful cat at someone's house. They're filming themselves

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<v Speaker 3>kidnapping the cat and running off with it. This video

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<v Speaker 3>is going viral. It's since been taken down, but they

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<v Speaker 3>haven't found the cat as yet. It's made Australian news.

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<v Speaker 1>Garfield, the cat's name is.

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<v Speaker 3>Garfield's the cat's name. I saw this on the news

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<v Speaker 3>as well. Have a listen to this.

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<v Speaker 2>Teenagers seen here snatching Garfield from his home in the

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<v Speaker 2>dead of night and throwing him in the boot of

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<v Speaker 2>a getaway car. No, you're gonna squish it.

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<v Speaker 5>You're gonna squish it.

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<v Speaker 3>A bunch of kids targeting an innocent animal.

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<v Speaker 6>What the fuck?

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<v Speaker 3>The worst part was these kids were boasting about it

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<v Speaker 3>as if it was an achievement on their TikTok. They've

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<v Speaker 3>since posted another video bragging that they've made the news.

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<v Speaker 3>They're so happy that they've made the news. To this

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<v Speaker 3>moment that we go to air, the cat garfield is

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<v Speaker 3>still missing. No one knows where it is.

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<v Speaker 2>This is I mean, it's viscerally disgusting, right. But the

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<v Speaker 2>thing that makes me so angry about this and so like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even have the right words for it. It's like,

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<v Speaker 2>where is the line in terms of creating content in

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<v Speaker 2>the hope that it's going to go viral?

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that it's animal cruelty?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, absolutely, But there's there's kids out there who are

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<v Speaker 2>so social media obsessed that they will do things in

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<v Speaker 2>order to go viral, regardless of how that affects people

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<v Speaker 2>or how that what effect that has on animals. But

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<v Speaker 2>they're doing it for a viral video. They're doing it

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<v Speaker 2>to get lives and views on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>These kids need to be found and charged. This is

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<v Speaker 1>such disgusting and disturbing behavior. And the fact is, if

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<v Speaker 1>you have posted something on TikTok, you have an account,

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<v Speaker 1>you we can find you. Why have the police not

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<v Speaker 1>tracked them down and found them yet? Why has the

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<v Speaker 1>cat not been returned? Why have the kids not been charged?

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't care. If you're thirteen, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>you are doing is wrong. If you are a teenager,

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<v Speaker 1>you know that's stealing someone's pace from the house. And

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<v Speaker 1>well where is it? The count hasn't been returned yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if they're found it.

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<v Speaker 3>That have to be looking into it. The worst part

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<v Speaker 3>is is kids are gloating. Earlier in the week, the

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<v Speaker 3>same account posted a video saying I love kidnapping cats. God,

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<v Speaker 3>I love kidnapping cats.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and watch this space.

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<v Speaker 2>They're doing it for cloud. I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 2>guys remember this, but only last month this also happened

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<v Speaker 2>in Queensland. There was a little girl who was kidnapped.

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<v Speaker 2>She's thirteen years old, who's kidnapped by her friends and

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<v Speaker 2>the friend torture friends friends who were also similar age

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<v Speaker 2>to her. She was tortured in a house and they

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<v Speaker 2>posted it live on TikTok And for me, it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>why is wanting to go viral? How has that become

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<v Speaker 2>such an ambition for children? And the problem is is

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<v Speaker 2>kids who are thirteen years old, they don't necessarily understand

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<v Speaker 2>the consequences of what they're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I want to call in bullshit on that.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the one is to be famous, right, the one

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<v Speaker 2>is to push it, and then they get carried away.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't understand the digital footprint that they're creating.

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<v Speaker 3>They can't rationalize.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to disagree. If you're thirteen, you know kidnapping

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<v Speaker 1>and torturing a friend is wrong. Animals is wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I'm not saying they don't know what's wrong, But

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm saying is that that social media is warping

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<v Speaker 2>people's perception around what is ethical though, and the want

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<v Speaker 2>to be viral trumps it, and that's really really scary.

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<v Speaker 6>Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's start charging them and arresting them then, because what

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<v Speaker 1>if we keep applauding them and nothing happens and we

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<v Speaker 1>pat them, We're going to slap on the wrists and say, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>don't kidnap and torture that person again, don't kidnap this

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<v Speaker 1>animal again. Of course they're going to keep doing it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm with you. We also know what Harming animals is

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<v Speaker 3>the first step of them, and we've all seen the documentaries.

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<v Speaker 3>Harming animals is the first step and a very slippery

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<v Speaker 3>slope of someone who is not well. So that's horrendous, But.

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<v Speaker 2>Also what's happening in their schools. Are they going to school?

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<v Speaker 2>And because they have gone viral, are they being seen

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<v Speaker 2>as being you know, a hero because they've had this

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<v Speaker 2>viral TikTok? So yeah, they might be getting publicly into trouble,

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<v Speaker 2>but are they still amongst their peers being seen as

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<v Speaker 2>being cool for having a viral TikTok? That's the big question.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard it here first. It's not cool to kidnap animals,

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<v Speaker 1>to kidnap people for animal cruelty, So pull your head

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<v Speaker 1>out right now. Someone find these kids and charge them all.

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<v Speaker 3>So, if you're in Australia and you've got a little

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<v Speaker 3>cat that loves to just sunbake out the front, like,

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<v Speaker 3>just bring it in, bring him in because there's widows

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<v Speaker 3>out there.

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<v Speaker 1>No hope they fined him.

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<v Speaker 3>Yikes. Updates on Garfield the cat when we get it.

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<v Speaker 3>Hope Garfield's okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So do I well?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, lastly, if you're someone who knows anything at all,

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<v Speaker 2>go to the police.

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<v Speaker 3>Good core.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, today we're talking about near death experiences. We've all

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<v Speaker 1>sort of had one. It came off the back of

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<v Speaker 1>this French skier that literally was going for a little

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<v Speaker 1>leisurely ski plummeted down an ice cravass. I always think

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<v Speaker 1>of a bottle of wine when you say that, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, a nice scramsh It was, it definitely was,

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<v Speaker 1>But it was his near death experiences. We chatted about ours,

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<v Speaker 1>and it reminded me of this guy. You guys might

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<v Speaker 1>remember him. His name is Jake Elvin and just recently.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a young Aussie bloke. He was flying. He's not

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<v Speaker 1>his plane, but he was doing learner lessons. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it was only his second lesson. The engine stopped and

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<v Speaker 1>he plummeted from the sky, crashed the plane, him and

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<v Speaker 1>his instructor and survived to tell the tale. And I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>who better to talk about near death experiences? So we've

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<v Speaker 1>got him on the phone. Jake, Welcome to the pick up.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, j hi, j okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys, this is I think most people in the world's idea.

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<v Speaker 1>And I remember I give plane plummets from the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy, Yeah, how many lessons had you had at

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<v Speaker 2>this point? Like were you well into your experience plane

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<v Speaker 2>flying or were you a real novice?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I was well into the second hour of my

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<v Speaker 5>second first hour of my second lesson, so you know

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<v Speaker 5>a lot of experience as of yet, but they just

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<v Speaker 5>wanted to give me the full experience.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, Jake, what.

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<v Speaker 3>Happened when you were in the cockpit? Did you know

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<v Speaker 3>how to handle the situation? Did an engine blow?

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<v Speaker 6>Was not?

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<v Speaker 2>The plane went down?

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<v Speaker 3>Still lived, you lived. It could have gone upside down,

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<v Speaker 3>It could have you know, exploded. So talk us through

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<v Speaker 3>what happened. Did did an alarm go off? And did

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<v Speaker 3>you start to freak?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 5>Just like like I was mechanic myself, so like as

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<v Speaker 5>it started letting go, I knew what the problem was.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm to say, oh, here, we're gonna have a problem.

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<v Speaker 5>So I just banked it back, trying to make it

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<v Speaker 5>back to the runway. And then the flight instructures likely

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think we're going to have enough height. And

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<v Speaker 5>then it was a really windy day, so we're coming down.

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<v Speaker 5>Those little trees are getting bigger real quick, and I'm

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<v Speaker 5>just like, ah, this is gonna hurt. Wait, and it

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<v Speaker 5>went down.

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<v Speaker 2>So it wasn't user error, It wasn't something that you

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<v Speaker 2>had done wrong. It was some mechanical problem with the plane.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. No, the engine blew up. Like we've been flying

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<v Speaker 5>for about twenty minutes doing just touch and go, like

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<v Speaker 5>just landing on the runway and then taking back off again.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'd literally just taken back off. You know, we've

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<v Speaker 5>been flying for half an hour. I have along at

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<v Speaker 5>the time, and yeah, I'd just taken off, and as

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<v Speaker 5>I was climbing up to like up to two thousand

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<v Speaker 5>feet there, the engine just started dying out and then

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<v Speaker 5>just shut off. And then everything just goes dead silent,

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<v Speaker 5>and then yeah, that's an eerie feeling, let me tell you,

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<v Speaker 5>as you're just gliding around over the bush hoping to

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<v Speaker 5>make it back to the runway. But anyway, I mean, we've.

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<v Speaker 1>Seen the pictures and of the crash, and we've seen

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<v Speaker 1>the video of the crash. It looks like no one

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<v Speaker 1>would survive that. But somehow you seem to be. You

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<v Speaker 1>got up, you got yourself to the hospital. What injuries

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<v Speaker 1>did you actually have? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>So I ended up just like a super minimal some

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<v Speaker 5>ligament damage, broke my leg, tore some holes here and there,

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<v Speaker 5>a few stitches and yeah, other than that, good to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Drove she drove herself to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>Where's the instructor hold on manual?

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<v Speaker 1>What are we doing? Is there a clutch?

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<v Speaker 5>So I like said the instructor. I got him our

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<v Speaker 5>aircraft and his wife happened to be at the airfield

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<v Speaker 5>and where we crash was close to the obviously close

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<v Speaker 5>to field. We always made it hume. But she come

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<v Speaker 5>running down. The only had two seats in the car,

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<v Speaker 5>so I put her. She called the ambulance and was like,

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<v Speaker 5>the ambulance is half an hour away, and I'm an

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<v Speaker 5>hour and a half from where I live, and so

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like that they're going to send me to a

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<v Speaker 5>hospital down here. It's all going to be too hard.

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<v Speaker 5>So I decided to walk up the runway, jump in

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<v Speaker 5>the car, and drive an hour and a half to

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<v Speaker 5>a hospital closer to home.

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<v Speaker 2>You drove your car with a broken leg and ligament

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<v Speaker 2>damage to a hospital closer to you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, was better than getting stuck an hour and a

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<v Speaker 5>half away from home in a hospital for five days.

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm like, yeah, I still got heaps of adrenaline left.

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<v Speaker 5>I'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>So what did you do? You walk in and you went, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>I've just crashed my plane. Can I can I sit

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<v Speaker 3>down for a bit? What did they believe you?

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<v Speaker 1>Surely?

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<v Speaker 5>They said, yeah, well, firstly it was it was took

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<v Speaker 5>me ten minutes, fifteen minutes trying and find a car

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<v Speaker 5>park at the place for that was half the battle.

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<v Speaker 5>And then once you got the car, I'm like, I've

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<v Speaker 5>got bar hanging off me, I'm covered in dirt, I've

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<v Speaker 5>got one shoe on, there's money come out of me.

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm walking up walk into the emergency room, trail

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<v Speaker 5>of blood in behind me, and I walk up to

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<v Speaker 5>the desk like what happened? I said, I was in

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<v Speaker 5>a plane crash, like you're insane, and then they shut

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<v Speaker 5>me down, send me off to the cyclon. And it

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<v Speaker 5>wasn't until I said, no, look, I'll share the photo,

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<v Speaker 5>and I mourned up showing a photo and a video

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<v Speaker 5>that they're like, holy shit, and then rushed me into emergency.

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<v Speaker 3>So good plays.

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<v Speaker 2>So, Jake, were you sharing this on you were sharing

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<v Speaker 2>this on social media at the time when this was

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<v Speaker 2>all happening.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, Well, so I was knocked out for a while

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<v Speaker 6>and then woke up hanging upside down in there and

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<v Speaker 6>was like, holy crap. I surdvised, and so I thought

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<v Speaker 6>as I was climbing out and the phone coming out

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<v Speaker 6>of my pocket and in the head like I'm a

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<v Speaker 6>film it. So then I started filming it all, and

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<v Speaker 6>then I posted on my snapchat but it didn't load,

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<v Speaker 6>and because there's no reception down there, so it only

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<v Speaker 6>loaded when I got into the hospital and everyone's watching it,

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<v Speaker 6>all my mates just going.

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<v Speaker 5>Ah, you know, this idiot is sound the slave crust somewhere.

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<v Speaker 5>And it wasn't until I was on the news that

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<v Speaker 5>night that everyone started getting back to me and going,

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<v Speaker 5>holy crap, you're actually in a plane crack. Yeah, but yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever think you were going to actually die?

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<v Speaker 1>Like when the plane's going down. I know it's all

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<v Speaker 1>fun and games now and we're having to laugh because

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<v Speaker 1>you're all right, but did you actually think, holy bejeebers,

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<v Speaker 1>this could be the end of my life?

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<v Speaker 5>Not really like I didn't even really like I've had

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<v Speaker 5>a pretty wild lifestyle going on, so there's a way

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<v Speaker 5>something bad. But now it's just more like just thinking

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<v Speaker 5>about how I'm going to get this thing down. And

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<v Speaker 5>then the only thing that did cross my mind was

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<v Speaker 5>as those trees were getting big really fast, I'm just thinking, ship,

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<v Speaker 5>this is going to hurt a lot. But I thought

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<v Speaker 5>I was going to die, though I was surprised when

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<v Speaker 5>I did wake up. I'm not going to lie I

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<v Speaker 5>was like, we made it.

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<v Speaker 2>You are super human, I mean social media stupid like

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<v Speaker 2>snap chatting driving yourself to the hospital. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know whether you were delirious or full of

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<v Speaker 2>energy or what was going on there, but I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe it either that.

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<v Speaker 3>He has died and this is the afterlife and you're

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<v Speaker 3>hallucinating all this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's definitely definitely used one of my lives on

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<v Speaker 5>that one, for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>But well, I hope you bought a lot of ticket.

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<v Speaker 3>Jake. All right, Jake, thanks for coming on. Buddy, there's

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<v Speaker 3>Jake Elvin. What an interesting story that is. We all

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<v Speaker 3>have a dog in our lives, we do.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your dog.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a childhood dog. Hamish named him after Hamish

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<v Speaker 3>and Andy and then they yeah, a little radio nerd.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a cute, little full sir moment. And I've just

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<v Speaker 3>been back home with my parents over the last weekend

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<v Speaker 3>and Hamish was sleeping in bed with me and I

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<v Speaker 3>kind of got a bit itchy. And the poor thing

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<v Speaker 3>is thirteen years old, so he's got like he's got

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<v Speaker 3>the skiddy, So he left skid mark in your bed.

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<v Speaker 3>I am shook a poop with the bed, and I started googling.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, is this safe? And I came across this

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<v Speaker 3>article right, which is true.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that that is your thought. It's the pooh safe.

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<v Speaker 3>I showered first, I scrubbed the poo off, and then

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<v Speaker 3>I got to googling. Sixty two percent of pet owners

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<v Speaker 3>now share a bed in Australia with their cat or

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<v Speaker 3>their dog, which is what a new pole is saying. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>it can actually cost you your life.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop it, you're so dramatic.

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<v Speaker 3>Sharing your bed with your dog increases the chance of

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<v Speaker 3>them transferring my crobes that sit on a dog skin,

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<v Speaker 3>possibly via licking feces and that's me, or from their fur.

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<v Speaker 3>You can contract lime disease from having these dogs and

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<v Speaker 3>these animals sleep next to you every single night. It's dangerous,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to let so. I have a bull Arab.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like a cross between a Great Dane and a

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<v Speaker 2>bull Mastiff. He's huge, and when I was single, I

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<v Speaker 2>used to have him sleep in the bed with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Felt like not oh like that. I just had a

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<v Speaker 2>pick who's a big, warm body to cuddle anyway. He

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<v Speaker 2>this one night I felled him wake up and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh, what's he doing? And it was pitch black,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I heard him whimper, and then he vomited

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<v Speaker 2>on my chest in the middle of the night, like

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<v Speaker 2>great Dane vomit onto my chest.

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<v Speaker 1>And people pay for that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's never slept in my bed since, so the

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<v Speaker 2>poor thing he's out in the lounge on.

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<v Speaker 1>The dog bedsgusing. Look, I'm my doctor, Lailah. She's the

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<v Speaker 1>light of my life. She's all I've I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say she's all I've got, but that was a bit

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<v Speaker 1>doom and glim She's all I've got.

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<v Speaker 2>She can vomit on me.

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<v Speaker 1>She I let her sleep in my bed. She's cute,

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<v Speaker 1>she's cuddly, she's safe. So she's in my bed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, none of us are vets, and we're not doctors,

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<v Speaker 3>but we have pets, and I'm worried about your lives,

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<v Speaker 3>the two of you, so I've got concerned. I've got

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<v Speaker 3>doctor Lisa Chimes. You'll know her from the Bond famous man. Hi,

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<v Speaker 3>doctor Lisa, can you tell us please? Are we to

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<v Speaker 3>get seek from spooning our dogs?

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<v Speaker 4>Hi, guys, let's just take a breath here.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been listening to what's.

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<v Speaker 4>Going on, and I'm just chuckling away to myself. So

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<v Speaker 4>that article is very sensationalized. Yeah, so, so no cause

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<v Speaker 4>for major alarm. I think we have to take it

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<v Speaker 4>on an individual basis. If you've got a clean dog

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<v Speaker 4>that's well looked after and doesn't have mics and doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>have fleas, and you keep up with your vet checks,

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<v Speaker 4>your dog's going to be fine. If you're healthy, you're

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<v Speaker 4>not in you a compromised Put the dog in your bed.

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<v Speaker 4>If your dog's got great behavior, you know, if they're

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<v Speaker 4>not guarding the bed and they're not aggressive, and they're

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<v Speaker 4>not you know, overly anxious, put your dog in your bed.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you kind of have to just go on

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<v Speaker 4>an individual basis. Like dogs, dogs all of different personalities,

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<v Speaker 4>all of different health problems.

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<v Speaker 5>All of us do too.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my dogs are in my bed. I have two

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<v Speaker 4>of them on the bed and we're fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Your bed, what kind of docs?

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<v Speaker 4>Where does your husband squeezes somewhere? The dogs kind of

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<v Speaker 4>push him to the side. The one dog likes to

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<v Speaker 4>be on the floor, the other one chooses a bed,

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<v Speaker 4>The bigger one chooses the bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, the real.

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<v Speaker 2>Question take your work. I mean, the real question is

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<v Speaker 2>have you ever had a dog vomit on your chest

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of the night. Then you haven't, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you pay for it? Doctor Lisa.

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<v Speaker 4>Not vomit on my chest, that's the new one. But

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<v Speaker 4>I have had one multiple times, two on the floor

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<v Speaker 4>and I wake up in the morning and I've walk

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<v Speaker 4>on it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, don't need that. As much as they're beautiful companions,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't need it in your bedroom the two kids

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<v Speaker 2>to do that, yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, not that I have the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>What about four kids?

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<v Speaker 4>I have four, so they don't sleep in the bed.

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<v Speaker 4>The dogs gets sleep in the bed.

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<v Speaker 2>We know the hierarchy in your house, doctor Lisa, real hierarchy.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, thank you. Doctor Lisa got to the bottom

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<v Speaker 3>of it there. I feel like she was mad at

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<v Speaker 3>me as well. I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I just the article fake news.

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<v Speaker 1>You are a hypochondriac, and you also don't read articles.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you just look at the click Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I just looked at to be honest, there was just

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<v Speaker 3>a photo of a dog and then a disease, and

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<v Speaker 3>like the disease with the skull on the cross. So

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<v Speaker 3>I just sort of put you a plain picture. It's like, yeah, not.

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<v Speaker 2>Fun I won the mother in law jackpot. I truly did.

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<v Speaker 2>Matt's mum is an incredible dream come true when I

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<v Speaker 2>love her so much. But look, that's not what I

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<v Speaker 2>want to tell you about. We recently went on a

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<v Speaker 2>family holiday to Rockampton and it was a beautiful holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>It was all of Matt's side of the family, the kids,

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<v Speaker 2>his sister, her kids, Matt's brothers, and Matt's mum.

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<v Speaker 3>The big trip with the family.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a very big trip now considering that there

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<v Speaker 2>was quite a few of us in the house. Two

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<v Speaker 2>weeks before we went away, Matt's mum sent an email

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<v Speaker 2>saying email very formal, saying, I need to know everyone's

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<v Speaker 2>shopping order because we need to place an order before

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<v Speaker 2>we get to Rockampton because apparently there's no grocery stores there.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, I like that thinks ahead prepped.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's very very food orientated and I understand, like

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<v Speaker 2>as the mom, as the nana, she always wants to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure that like the meals are ready, that everyone

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<v Speaker 2>knows what they're what they're gonna eat, that no one

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<v Speaker 2>goes hungry.

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<v Speaker 3>She was a single mum raising a whole bunch of kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye have five children, you know, so she always had

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<v Speaker 2>to be planned with what meals were gonna pop up,

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<v Speaker 2>because you know, you just she's got four boys. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't want four hungry boys.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a lot of food.

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<v Speaker 2>So we arrive at our holiday destination and our luggage

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<v Speaker 2>has gone missing. But Ellie starts to freak out. She's

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<v Speaker 2>so upset because she has some things in her luggage

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<v Speaker 2>that she needs. They need to be refrigerated. It turns

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<v Speaker 2>out that she has not only has she done the

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<v Speaker 2>pre ordered packing and the pre ordered ordering of our food,

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<v Speaker 2>she's also packed in her suitcase frozen meals for every

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<v Speaker 2>single dinner. She packed a frozen lasagna. She packed seven

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<v Speaker 2>chicken fillow pastries that were frozen. She packed a frozen bolonnaise.

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<v Speaker 2>She packed frozen Keisha's do.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean frozen? Is in like the pre made meals

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<v Speaker 1>from the frozen section? Or she makes you crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>She did full holiday meal prep and frozen in her

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<v Speaker 2>luggage and then my luggage onto the.

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<v Speaker 1>Planet, absolute dream boat? Is it? Y?

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<v Speaker 2>Is the weirdest thing I've ever heard? She packed a

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<v Speaker 2>frozen bolonnaise in her luggage with her hair dryer.

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<v Speaker 1>Think of how I think of how often you're at

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<v Speaker 1>your new accommodation and you're like, man, I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>a lasagna right now. She's got it.

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<v Speaker 3>Never I've never once sat in a tropical holiday destination

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<v Speaker 3>and thought, you know what, I love my Nana's mussaka.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to go out, and I want to go

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<v Speaker 3>and get a beautiful meal, because that is part of

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<v Speaker 3>the holiday, the experience of going out rue.

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<v Speaker 2>I also want the spontaneity. I don't know if I

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<v Speaker 2>want to have a bolonnaise on a Sunday night. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to maybe ordered tie on Uber Eats.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's more. I don't think she's gonna sit

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<v Speaker 1>you down and tie you to the chair and say

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<v Speaker 1>I made this, eat it. But it's probably more of

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<v Speaker 1>a backup in case anyone's extra hunger or a snack.

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<v Speaker 2>Or but it's meal prep. We can't leave a frozen

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<v Speaker 2>lasagna in rock Hampton.

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<v Speaker 1>Course you can't.

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<v Speaker 2>So look, I'm not gonna lie. It came in very

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<v Speaker 2>handy on some occasions, but when you had a bolonnaise

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<v Speaker 2>on Saturday night and then Sunday is going to be

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<v Speaker 2>the lasagna, There's a part of me that was like,

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<v Speaker 2>why did why are we doing this?

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<v Speaker 3>Where does Matt sit on this because he's Matt, Like, hey, Mom,

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<v Speaker 3>let me get the meat bag. Like, is it something

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<v Speaker 3>they bring on every trip to the kids know that

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<v Speaker 3>she does this. Is he judging you for thinking it's odd?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it is so normal to them.

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<v Speaker 1>It it's okay because it's so laced with good intention.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I think it's she wants everyone to be fed.

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<v Speaker 1>She doesn't wan anyone to panic. She wants them to

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<v Speaker 1>have a good, hearty, home cooked meal. It's a bit strange.

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<v Speaker 1>It just doesn't let you go out at all. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to sit down and have every meal in that

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<v Speaker 1>she's cooked. But I love the intention behind it.

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<v Speaker 2>So weird or a fine just saying fine.

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<v Speaker 3>It's weird. Now it's weird. Hey mom, you got the

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<v Speaker 3>samson I with the lamb chops in it.

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<v Speaker 1>You wouldn't love it. You love a home cooked meal.

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<v Speaker 3>I met Matt's mum at your wedding and we bonded.

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<v Speaker 3>We bonded so hard and so well. And you know

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<v Speaker 3>what's really funny, because you were staying in a location

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<v Speaker 3>for your wedding. It was a destination wedding. I remember

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<v Speaker 3>now she was getting her bags out of the back

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<v Speaker 3>of the car and they fell to the ground because they.

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<v Speaker 2>Were full of ice bricked schnitzels.

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<v Speaker 1>For the wedding. She catered the wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>That's why the wedding food felt a bit frozen. It

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<v Speaker 3>was snap frozen.

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<v Speaker 1>Look would I do it?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't even cook for myself in my house

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<v Speaker 1>when I live in it for that night. So no,

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<v Speaker 1>Do I think it's weird? No, I think it's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Weird.

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<v Speaker 1>No, she she loves your guys. Also, maybe she was trying.

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<v Speaker 1>It's economically bad times, it's hard times. Maybe she's trying

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<v Speaker 1>to save money for everyone.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you serious? Oh babe, welcome to the locate.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone goes to Hawaii.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you bring the sunscreen? You bring the goggles? Of course?

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<v Speaker 1>What about the lasagna? Got it?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have the beefborg and young?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so sorry, but it's so stupid. That's so good.

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<v Speaker 3>All right? We love you Ellie here at the pickup,

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, go to subway for God's sake.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to speak about it. A man in Turkey's head,

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<v Speaker 1>believe it or not, that's where we're going today.

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<v Speaker 2>A man in Turkey head way to Turkey and all

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<v Speaker 2>the way to the head.

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<v Speaker 1>His head isn't in a turkey.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, he's in the country or the animal.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a man that lives in Turkey and he

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<v Speaker 1>is wildly addicted to cigarettes, to packets plus a day

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<v Speaker 1>is what he said. His father had lung cancer and

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<v Speaker 1>he didn't want to do that. He didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>die from lung cancer, but he was so addicted he

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't stop. So he has come up with a very

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<v Speaker 1>innovative way of quitting smoking. I want to know what

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<v Speaker 1>you think about it. He got inspiration from like a

0:25:15.119 --> 0:25:18.280
<v Speaker 1>football helmet, you know, the big American football helmets, and

0:25:18.320 --> 0:25:19.320
<v Speaker 1>they go across the mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The cage he had like a cage.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's made his own cage. He got one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and thirty feet of wire, copper wire, and wrapped it

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<v Speaker 1>around his head only millimeters apart. Now I've got a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>He have a look. There is a wire cage that

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<v Speaker 1>goes all around his head, his eyes, his face, there

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<v Speaker 1>is and he's put a padlock on it. There's no

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<v Speaker 1>way in or out of this cage, and it's just

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<v Speaker 1>around his neck, his face, his head. So he's walking

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<v Speaker 1>around almost like a sea through bowling ball is on his.

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<v Speaker 2>Head, but he made it himself.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very good on Etsy that sell.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, absolutely trademark that immediately. But it's he can't even

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<v Speaker 1>not only can not get a cigarette through it, but

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<v Speaker 1>you can only eat like a bird like he's got

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<v Speaker 1>to eat these little crumbs. They feed him crumbs, his

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<v Speaker 1>family crumbs through the cage, tiny SIPs and water, and

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<v Speaker 1>he does. He goes to work in it. He lives

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four hours a day in it. He only takes

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<v Speaker 1>it off when he needs a proper meal. And he

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<v Speaker 1>can only get it off when his family unlock it

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<v Speaker 1>with the key.

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<v Speaker 2>So he has given somebody else full access to keep

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<v Speaker 2>his head locked on a lot of trust to a

0:26:23.640 --> 0:26:24.320
<v Speaker 2>lot of trust.

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<v Speaker 1>If you lost the key, Laura loses everything. I would

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<v Speaker 1>never give you my head age key.

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<v Speaker 2>Nah, don't do you know what? I lock my phone

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes into those little lock boxes at nighttime? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>just yeah to just get like an out because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>very addicted to my phone. Actually, wow, you're all looking

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<v Speaker 2>at me like I'm crazy. I don't put my head

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<v Speaker 2>in a metal cage.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you go to a bank and go can

0:26:44.200 --> 0:26:46.000
<v Speaker 3>I have one of those lock boxes for my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I have one of those little lock boxes that's

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<v Speaker 2>got a timer on it. You put your phone inside

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<v Speaker 2>it and then you can't get your phone out until

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<v Speaker 2>the time that you've put on there it expires and

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<v Speaker 2>then it reopen.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's really cool.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean he should have just done this for his

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<v Speaker 2>head and then he could have pre programmed and didn't

0:27:00.359 --> 0:27:01.640
<v Speaker 2>have to give a key to But he put his.

0:27:01.640 --> 0:27:03.879
<v Speaker 3>Head in an electronically timed box.

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<v Speaker 1>But what happens when you really really hungry, or what

0:27:09.119 --> 0:27:10.919
<v Speaker 1>happens if you're sick and you need to vomit and

0:27:10.960 --> 0:27:14.679
<v Speaker 1>you don't have the key, or it's like when you

0:27:14.720 --> 0:27:17.720
<v Speaker 1>push something down to drain, like spaghetti or something.

0:27:17.440 --> 0:27:21.800
<v Speaker 2>It'd be like vomiting through a fly screen. But do

0:27:21.840 --> 0:27:22.240
<v Speaker 2>you know what.

0:27:22.200 --> 0:27:23.840
<v Speaker 3>He looks like? You know those roase turkeys you get

0:27:23.840 --> 0:27:25.879
<v Speaker 3>at the grocery store that have the netting around them.

0:27:26.080 --> 0:27:28.240
<v Speaker 3>Because he's ball, That's what his head looks like. He

0:27:28.240 --> 0:27:28.880
<v Speaker 3>looks like a rose.

0:27:29.040 --> 0:27:30.720
<v Speaker 1>He looked like a serial kill. If I saw that

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<v Speaker 1>walking down the street, I would run onto the other side.

0:27:33.520 --> 0:27:37.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I would run away. Very embarrassing, but very very effective.

0:27:37.320 --> 0:27:39.480
<v Speaker 2>And also some people have to go and take shampicks

0:27:39.520 --> 0:27:42.320
<v Speaker 2>for smoking. Shampicks is like the It's like an addiction

0:27:42.440 --> 0:27:44.360
<v Speaker 2>drug that you can take and it makes you go

0:27:44.680 --> 0:27:47.359
<v Speaker 2>absolutely loopy. That's one of the side effects is that

0:27:47.400 --> 0:27:48.360
<v Speaker 2>you have psychosis.

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<v Speaker 3>Did he quit?

0:27:49.720 --> 0:27:49.880
<v Speaker 6>Well?

0:27:50.160 --> 0:27:50.399
<v Speaker 3>Done it?

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually it's happening live, Like the world's watching on

0:27:53.960 --> 0:27:55.040
<v Speaker 1>to Cage Man live.

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<v Speaker 3>Was there a go prop into that cave?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're being updated live, but he currently is down

0:28:00.240 --> 0:28:02.119
<v Speaker 1>to zero. But that's got the cage is still on

0:28:02.200 --> 0:28:02.560
<v Speaker 1>his head.

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<v Speaker 2>Surprising.

0:28:04.760 --> 0:28:06.320
<v Speaker 1>I think the real test is going to come when

0:28:06.320 --> 0:28:09.520
<v Speaker 1>the cage is removed and life goes back to normal.

0:28:09.800 --> 0:28:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Is he going to smoke again? But I'm intrigued watch

0:28:12.040 --> 0:28:13.840
<v Speaker 1>the space that's crazy.

0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:15.040
<v Speaker 3>Curb his addiction.

0:28:15.640 --> 0:28:17.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what do we do for sex addicts?

0:28:19.480 --> 0:28:19.760
<v Speaker 5>Coming in?

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<v Speaker 3>Really really really tiny size