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Speaker 3: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: All right, We do a thing every Monday on the show.
Speaker 1: We call it three word weekend. What have you been
Speaker 1: up to this weekend? How would you tell us the
Speaker 1: story of your weekend? You've just had three words? Text
Speaker 1: me oh four seven five three one oh four three?
Speaker 4: What's it for you? Rea? What did you ever eased
Speaker 4: to break?
Speaker 5: Not?
Speaker 6: My holiday would be my three word week.
Speaker 7: We did a whole family trip to Tasmania, so me,
Speaker 7: my parents, my sister, and my two little nephews, Xavier
Speaker 7: and Cedric, who are seven and wonderful.
Speaker 6: It was lovely.
Speaker 4: It's a lot going on though it was.
Speaker 7: It was very different to the holidays that I've become accustomed.
Speaker 4: To because you're not the star of it.
Speaker 6: I'm not the star. You know. We don't have any kids.
Speaker 7: It's me and my boyfriend. You know, we're going to
Speaker 7: the Greek Islands in July. Will be off Gallivy.
Speaker 4: Tasmania would have been for the kids.
Speaker 7: This was only you have no control whatsoever over any
Speaker 7: decisions that go on in the holiday.
Speaker 6: It's like you've got too little dictator.
Speaker 1: This is what you've done, is you've taken a peek
Speaker 1: behind the curtain what it is to be a parent.
Speaker 6: I know, I didn't like from this point.
Speaker 7: You're just a spectator in the whole holiday and every
Speaker 7: decision even like, oh I guess, I guess we have
Speaker 7: dinner at five now, and like instead of looking looking
Speaker 7: in broad.
Speaker 4: Chat near the kids, tava as well.
Speaker 7: The kids table, I'm not looking at the good Food
Speaker 7: guide or broadsheet?
Speaker 6: Now do they have a kid's men? You's like, no,
Speaker 6: this is a nice restaurant. I can't take them there
Speaker 6: seat You'll kick up a stink and be screaming the
Speaker 6: whole time. I said, when do I get? When do
Speaker 6: I get what I want?
Speaker 4: You don't great? Tasmania is beautiful.
Speaker 7: Tasmania is stunning and just such beautiful produce, lovely.
Speaker 4: People, great wines.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, the pinos, the save Blancs, beautiful. The
Speaker 7: oysters my god.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but those are those nephews.
Speaker 1: You'll love those oysters, did they?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: Some oysters before? Bad kids.
Speaker 1: Uncle Rio's got your sword of hair. Not quite something
Speaker 1: we'd have in Sydney. But it's good enough, a little
Speaker 1: bit grainy here in the Tasmans.
Speaker 6: That was my one grace. I did get my oysters
Speaker 6: on the holiday, which was lovely.
Speaker 4: But what was the best thing you did?
Speaker 6: Oh brune Island.
Speaker 7: If you ever get the chance to go to Bruney Island,
Speaker 7: it's like, it's like Tasmania's Tasmania. It's a little island
Speaker 7: off Tasmania.
Speaker 4: Ea teeth for grown ups. It's space. It's space fun
Speaker 4: all right, Tasmania in space.
Speaker 7: Only six hundred people live there and all it is
Speaker 7: it's just dairies, breweries, whiskey distilleries.
Speaker 6: And you just sort of what.
Speaker 4: They've got it now, haven't they? Sure?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 4: What gees and moves.
Speaker 6: It's the perfect island.
Speaker 7: So you just drive around and you just drink and
Speaker 7: eat your way through Ireland and it's stunning, absolutely stunning.
Speaker 4: Patty, what was your three word weekend?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well mine was far less exciting. A urine test, so
Speaker 2: we were unfortunates.
Speaker 4: You've only been off the show for two weeks.
Speaker 1: Can't come back like this in the first half an hour.
Speaker 1: Let's take a break, come news. I don't want to
Speaker 1: hear the rest.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 1: It's my three word weekend is basically when I'm about
Speaker 1: to play you killing the buzzer.
Speaker 4: Anybody else got a.
Speaker 1: Washing machine or a dryer, which when it does, it's
Speaker 1: basic dumb job.
Speaker 4: Just wash the clothes, dry the close and shut that.
Speaker 1: He up decades your your generations before you have proud
Speaker 1: washers and dryers. Didn't start singing a dumb little flute
Speaker 1: song while I'm trying to wash the game finished, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't mind have been just said it once is then
Speaker 1: I've finished.
Speaker 4: Give me some.
Speaker 1: Attention, and my wife has given me the impossible job
Speaker 1: now of apparently you can go online. You go on YouTube,
Speaker 1: you find videos, you can have hacking two secret options
Speaker 1: no wow wow seven failure to launch attempts from me,
Speaker 1: And just when I thought I had it done yesterday
Speaker 1: I proudly started doing a victory lap around the kitchen.
Speaker 3: I said to my twenty one year old I've done it.
Speaker 3: I sit down, start watching the game yesterday afternoon, and.
Speaker 4: Then this noise is were in my weekend.
Speaker 3: Twice I tried to hack into it to turn it off.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't have an engineering degree.
Speaker 4: Mela.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I wasn't part of the Artemis two crew
Speaker 3: or ground control at NASA. I'm sorry, I'm not Rocky
Speaker 3: or Grace.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do, does anyone Now, I've
Speaker 1: watched so many videos, I've downloaded the Mela pedif.
Speaker 4: Why would you have secret options? Why had they just
Speaker 4: reading keep them a secret? People just want it.
Speaker 6: On and off that buzzer, like the secret macism.
Speaker 1: Who suppeved in this world? Who suddenly wants a buzzer
Speaker 1: that doesn't turn off? Letting you know the clothes dry?
Speaker 6: So it is yours? Do you want no buzzer?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Wow's how that systems work for years? Reo.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've got a Samsung one which is probably a
Speaker 7: thirty second song which draft me crazy, and yeah's yours
Speaker 7: just said did you did?
Speaker 6: You did?
Speaker 1: And then what it does if you don't go three minutes?
Speaker 1: Every three minutes it keeps singing a song.
Speaker 6: Oh like like clean me out, clean meat Clemia. Yeah,
Speaker 6: that would drive.
Speaker 4: It sounds a bit. Don't ever do that again.
Speaker 1: Yours might have a very secret menu. Secret Alex, Let's
Speaker 1: move on, Alex, what's your three word?
Speaker 5: Weekend pub by myself. There's something special, There's something blissful.
Speaker 5: There's something amazing about a man going to the pub,
Speaker 5: sitting at the bar, watching footy, having account of lunch,
Speaker 5: no interruptions, just beer and fuddy.
Speaker 4: No, I'm with atis. No, it's where you get to know.
Speaker 4: This is where you get to do. This is a dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I tell you what you just you just had
Speaker 1: Father's Day? Did you enjoy my father's Day? That's the
Speaker 1: greatest Father's day ever. Just some peace and quiet solitude.
Speaker 5: Luckily, another another bar person was a North Melbourne Patty.
Speaker 4: Patty does this. She just puts any old shirt on,
Speaker 4: just get she gets some free drinks. I love the
Speaker 4: old ring Ring ruse, the old hornets. Plain is it? Well?
Speaker 5: Luckily they and they turned the TV onto the team
Speaker 5: that I wanted to watch, which was good North Melbourne Kangaroos,
Speaker 5: and I just sat there it was.
Speaker 4: It was just wonderful day. The guy from channel so yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't google him. Oh the one who got let
Speaker 4: by let go by Carl. There are a couple of looks.
Speaker 4: Is he working here? And there other people with him?
Speaker 2: Tell me, do you talk to like the other people
Speaker 2: in the bar or you just fairly solitude.
Speaker 5: I'm fairly solitude because I'm zeroed into the football on
Speaker 5: the well done.
Speaker 3: Because you often go into a bar, don't you writ
Speaker 3: when games on, and there's often some guy, middle aged
Speaker 3: guy by himself who is an aggressive friend searcher.
Speaker 1: Yeah, looking around you starting well, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: look Tice is coming over you guys up to you today?
Speaker 4: Huh fans for long.
Speaker 6: I'm impressed because I get really self conscious.
Speaker 7: Even if I'm there before my group, I'll make sure
Speaker 7: I get extra glasses so people know.
Speaker 6: Oh this guy's not people by yourself.
Speaker 4: People don't don't care about what you're up to. I
Speaker 4: love going to Yeah, I'm past it. And you've got
Speaker 4: your phone as well, so he's a look down on
Speaker 4: your phone. Oh no, you've got a real good mate.
Speaker 1: There are you put a phone in the seat opposite you,
Speaker 1: just talking to the phone.
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