WEBVTT - MINI: 3 Word Weekend

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<v Speaker 2>Hey?

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<v Speaker 3>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, We do a thing every Monday on the show.

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<v Speaker 1>We call it three word weekend. What have you been

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<v Speaker 1>up to this weekend? How would you tell us the

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<v Speaker 1>story of your weekend? You've just had three words? Text

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<v Speaker 1>me oh four seven five three one oh four three?

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<v Speaker 4>What's it for you? Rea? What did you ever eased

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<v Speaker 4>to break?

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<v Speaker 5>Not?

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<v Speaker 6>My holiday would be my three word week.

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<v Speaker 7>We did a whole family trip to Tasmania, so me,

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<v Speaker 7>my parents, my sister, and my two little nephews, Xavier

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<v Speaker 7>and Cedric, who are seven and wonderful.

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<v Speaker 6>It was lovely.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a lot going on though it was.

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<v Speaker 7>It was very different to the holidays that I've become accustomed.

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<v Speaker 4>To because you're not the star of it.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not the star. You know. We don't have any kids.

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<v Speaker 7>It's me and my boyfriend. You know, we're going to

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<v Speaker 7>the Greek Islands in July. Will be off Gallivy.

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<v Speaker 4>Tasmania would have been for the kids.

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<v Speaker 7>This was only you have no control whatsoever over any

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<v Speaker 7>decisions that go on in the holiday.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like you've got too little dictator.

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<v Speaker 1>This is what you've done, is you've taken a peek

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<v Speaker 1>behind the curtain what it is to be a parent.

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<v Speaker 6>I know, I didn't like from this point.

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<v Speaker 7>You're just a spectator in the whole holiday and every

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<v Speaker 7>decision even like, oh I guess, I guess we have

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<v Speaker 7>dinner at five now, and like instead of looking looking

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<v Speaker 7>in broad.

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<v Speaker 4>Chat near the kids, tava as well.

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<v Speaker 7>The kids table, I'm not looking at the good Food

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<v Speaker 7>guide or broadsheet?

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<v Speaker 6>Now do they have a kid's men? You's like, no,

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<v Speaker 6>this is a nice restaurant. I can't take them there

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<v Speaker 6>seat You'll kick up a stink and be screaming the

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<v Speaker 6>whole time. I said, when do I get? When do

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<v Speaker 6>I get what I want?

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<v Speaker 4>You don't great? Tasmania is beautiful.

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<v Speaker 7>Tasmania is stunning and just such beautiful produce, lovely.

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<v Speaker 4>People, great wines.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, the pinos, the save Blancs, beautiful. The

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<v Speaker 7>oysters my god.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but those are those nephews.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll love those oysters, did they?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Some oysters before? Bad kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Uncle Rio's got your sword of hair. Not quite something

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<v Speaker 1>we'd have in Sydney. But it's good enough, a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit grainy here in the Tasmans.

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<v Speaker 6>That was my one grace. I did get my oysters

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<v Speaker 6>on the holiday, which was lovely.

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<v Speaker 4>But what was the best thing you did?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh brune Island.

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<v Speaker 7>If you ever get the chance to go to Bruney Island,

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<v Speaker 7>it's like, it's like Tasmania's Tasmania. It's a little island

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<v Speaker 7>off Tasmania.

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<v Speaker 4>Ea teeth for grown ups. It's space. It's space fun

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<v Speaker 4>all right, Tasmania in space.

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<v Speaker 7>Only six hundred people live there and all it is

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<v Speaker 7>it's just dairies, breweries, whiskey distilleries.

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<v Speaker 6>And you just sort of what.

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<v Speaker 4>They've got it now, haven't they? Sure?

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<v Speaker 3>You?

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<v Speaker 4>What gees and moves.

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<v Speaker 6>It's the perfect island.

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<v Speaker 7>So you just drive around and you just drink and

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<v Speaker 7>eat your way through Ireland and it's stunning, absolutely stunning.

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<v Speaker 4>Patty, what was your three word weekend?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Well mine was far less exciting. A urine test, so

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<v Speaker 2>we were unfortunates.

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<v Speaker 4>You've only been off the show for two weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't come back like this in the first half an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take a break, come news. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>hear the rest.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It's my three word weekend is basically when I'm about

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<v Speaker 1>to play you killing the buzzer.

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<v Speaker 4>Anybody else got a.

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<v Speaker 1>Washing machine or a dryer, which when it does, it's

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<v Speaker 1>basic dumb job.

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<v Speaker 4>Just wash the clothes, dry the close and shut that.

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<v Speaker 1>He up decades your your generations before you have proud

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<v Speaker 1>washers and dryers. Didn't start singing a dumb little flute

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<v Speaker 1>song while I'm trying to wash the game finished, I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't mind have been just said it once is then

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<v Speaker 1>I've finished.

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<v Speaker 4>Give me some.

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<v Speaker 1>Attention, and my wife has given me the impossible job

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<v Speaker 1>now of apparently you can go online. You go on YouTube,

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<v Speaker 1>you find videos, you can have hacking two secret options

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<v Speaker 1>no wow wow seven failure to launch attempts from me,

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<v Speaker 1>And just when I thought I had it done yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>I proudly started doing a victory lap around the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 3>I said to my twenty one year old I've done it.

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<v Speaker 3>I sit down, start watching the game yesterday afternoon, and.

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<v Speaker 4>Then this noise is were in my weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Twice I tried to hack into it to turn it off.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I don't have an engineering degree.

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<v Speaker 4>Mela.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, I wasn't part of the Artemis two crew

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<v Speaker 3>or ground control at NASA. I'm sorry, I'm not Rocky

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<v Speaker 3>or Grace.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what to do, does anyone Now, I've

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<v Speaker 1>watched so many videos, I've downloaded the Mela pedif.

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<v Speaker 4>Why would you have secret options? Why had they just

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<v Speaker 4>reading keep them a secret? People just want it.

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<v Speaker 6>On and off that buzzer, like the secret macism.

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<v Speaker 1>Who suppeved in this world? Who suddenly wants a buzzer

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't turn off? Letting you know the clothes dry?

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<v Speaker 6>So it is yours? Do you want no buzzer?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow's how that systems work for years? Reo.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I've got a Samsung one which is probably a

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<v Speaker 7>thirty second song which draft me crazy, and yeah's yours

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<v Speaker 7>just said did you did?

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<v Speaker 6>You did?

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<v Speaker 1>And then what it does if you don't go three minutes?

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<v Speaker 1>Every three minutes it keeps singing a song.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh like like clean me out, clean meat Clemia. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>that would drive.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds a bit. Don't ever do that again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yours might have a very secret menu. Secret Alex, Let's

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<v Speaker 1>move on, Alex, what's your three word?

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<v Speaker 5>Weekend pub by myself. There's something special, There's something blissful.

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<v Speaker 5>There's something amazing about a man going to the pub,

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<v Speaker 5>sitting at the bar, watching footy, having account of lunch,

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<v Speaker 5>no interruptions, just beer and fuddy.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I'm with atis. No, it's where you get to know.

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<v Speaker 4>This is where you get to do. This is a dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I tell you what you just you just had

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<v Speaker 1>Father's Day? Did you enjoy my father's Day? That's the

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<v Speaker 1>greatest Father's day ever. Just some peace and quiet solitude.

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<v Speaker 5>Luckily, another another bar person was a North Melbourne Patty.

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<v Speaker 4>Patty does this. She just puts any old shirt on,

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<v Speaker 4>just get she gets some free drinks. I love the

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<v Speaker 4>old ring Ring ruse, the old hornets. Plain is it? Well?

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<v Speaker 5>Luckily they and they turned the TV onto the team

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<v Speaker 5>that I wanted to watch, which was good North Melbourne Kangaroos,

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<v Speaker 5>and I just sat there it was.

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<v Speaker 4>It was just wonderful day. The guy from channel so yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't google him. Oh the one who got let

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<v Speaker 4>by let go by Carl. There are a couple of looks.

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<v Speaker 4>Is he working here? And there other people with him?

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<v Speaker 2>Tell me, do you talk to like the other people

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<v Speaker 2>in the bar or you just fairly solitude.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm fairly solitude because I'm zeroed into the football on

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<v Speaker 5>the well done.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you often go into a bar, don't you writ

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<v Speaker 3>when games on, and there's often some guy, middle aged

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<v Speaker 3>guy by himself who is an aggressive friend searcher.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, looking around you starting well, I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>look Tice is coming over you guys up to you today?

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<v Speaker 4>Huh fans for long.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm impressed because I get really self conscious.

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<v Speaker 7>Even if I'm there before my group, I'll make sure

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<v Speaker 7>I get extra glasses so people know.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh this guy's not people by yourself.

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<v Speaker 4>People don't don't care about what you're up to. I

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<v Speaker 4>love going to Yeah, I'm past it. And you've got

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<v Speaker 4>your phone as well, so he's a look down on

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<v Speaker 4>your phone. Oh no, you've got a real good mate.

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<v Speaker 1>There are you put a phone in the seat opposite you,

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<v Speaker 1>just talking to the phone.

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