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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast mini. Right now,

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Speaker 1: we are talking about house rules.

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Speaker 2: For twenty nineteen TV show Channel seven's attempt to combat

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Speaker 2: the block.

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Speaker 3: No no, sorry, I forgot that was a TV show. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: we're not talking about the other block.

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Speaker 1: We're talking rules within your house and more specifically, and

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Speaker 1: anyone can call up here. By the way, thirteen one

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Speaker 1: oh sixty five is our number. What is or what

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Speaker 1: was an unreasonable rule in your house?

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Speaker 4: So in the house you grew up in, how she.

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Speaker 3: Grew up in, or it could be a current situation.

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Speaker 1: Maybe a partner enforces a rule, or a housemate enforces

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Speaker 1: a rule, because right now we're at loggerheads about a

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Speaker 1: particular rule, you and me. You and me because we're

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Speaker 1: living together at the moment, and loggerheads about Oh well,

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Speaker 1: we're at loggerheads.

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Speaker 2: Well, yes, I don't think you understand the term loggerhead,

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Speaker 2: otherwise I would be very aware of what we're arguing about.

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Speaker 1: I'm just not very confrontational internally. For me, I'm frustrated

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Speaker 1: from something. But I feel like.

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Speaker 4: You're not budget.

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Speaker 3: What is it now?

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Speaker 1: It's nudity, It's it's you regularly being naked in the

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Speaker 1: shared space of the house.

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Speaker 3: You're of the opinion that's an unreasonable rule.

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Speaker 2: Not being nerd is an unreasonable rule.

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Speaker 1: No, me banning nudity, right right, that's a rule that

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Speaker 1: I want to enforce.

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Speaker 3: I think that's a normal rule. You think that's unreasonable.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think I'm doing it.

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Speaker 2: I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I'm not like you know, I'm not waving it in

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Speaker 4: your face.

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Speaker 3: You're brandishing it.

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Speaker 4: I'm definitely not brandishing it. I think you are.

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Speaker 1: I think there's a subtle brandishment that goes on most.

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Speaker 4: Mornings, brandishing the bishop. I'm just thinking about my business.

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Speaker 2: I'm not and sometimes I'll just float through. I'll run

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Speaker 2: the gauntlet if i'm going from the shower. You caught

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Speaker 2: me once doing a nud yoga, and I've I've taken

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Speaker 2: that back. I understand that there's nothing worse than seeing

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Speaker 2: a happy.

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Speaker 4: Baby with a nerd man. No, nothing, I get that.

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Speaker 2: So I've reduced that. I feel like nerd spaces between

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Speaker 2: a couple of friends, you know, whether we're in each

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Speaker 2: other for two months, baby, and I'm.

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Speaker 1: Going to do with that.

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Speaker 3: No, I think you need to buy some more underwear.

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Speaker 1: That's what I think but I do want to hear

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Speaker 1: it's just funny that you and me have opposing views

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Speaker 1: on that rule.

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Speaker 3: You think it's unreasonable, I think it's reasonable. I do

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Speaker 3: want to hear just.

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Speaker 1: On from people here on more rules that sit on

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Speaker 1: that fence there, you know that that you believe are unreasonable.

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Speaker 1: I know my mum in the family home had a

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Speaker 1: few rules that I thought around rageous. One of them

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Speaker 1: was the use of the guest bathroom. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what the situation was in your house, but that was

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Speaker 1: that was just a band zone. We were not allowed

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Speaker 1: to use the guest bathroom, even if guests weren't over.

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Speaker 3: That was just an area where we couldn't go.

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Speaker 2: This wasn't necessarily a bathroom so much as it was

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Speaker 2: like an entire wing of the house.

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Speaker 4: Well, it was like a front a dining room that

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Speaker 4: was attached to a sitting room. Yes, and like we

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Speaker 4: couldn't so much as look at that place.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, mum caught it the good room.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what my mum caught it as well.

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Speaker 2: Like you want you want to allow to eat in there,

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Speaker 2: you wanted to drink in there, you want to law

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Speaker 2: to breathe in that room.

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Speaker 3: I wasn't allowed to sit on the good count.

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Speaker 2: Occasionally I'd ask you to come in, Like Mum and

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Speaker 2: Dad would be sitting in there and they'd be like,

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Speaker 2: do you guys want to come in and sit with us?

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Speaker 4: And I felt nervous.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, principles of it, it's not a comfortable room.

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Speaker 3: We never had a guest in the fifteen years that

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Speaker 3: we lived in our family home. A guest was never

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Speaker 3: worthy of the good room in our house. It was

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Speaker 3: a waste of a room.

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Speaker 1: It's an unreasonable rule thirty one sixty five, though, join

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Speaker 1: the boys. What is or what was an unreasonable rule

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Speaker 1: in your habitat?

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Speaker 4: In your habitat or house? Why did you call it?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: You might live in a cave and I'll take that girl.

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Speaker 2: We're currently taking calls on unreasonable rules in houses, and

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Speaker 2: this could be a place you've grown up in. Woods

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Speaker 2: might have been a share house. I shared a house

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Speaker 2: with you in Perth for all while over there.

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Speaker 3: There were no unreasonable rules there.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: One of your housemates said that I wasn't allowed to

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Speaker 2: WII in the shower.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, that's fair enough, mate.

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Speaker 4: Animals, We're not wing in the shower while he's in

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Speaker 4: the shower. No, I know, weing in the shower before. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but he gets in the shower.

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Speaker 3: We had drainage issues, and it's sort of stuck around,

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Speaker 3: and then the whole house around. I did stick around.

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Speaker 4: Everyone wears in the shower.

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Speaker 3: You're a pig, Amanda. We're talking unreasonable rules in the house.

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Speaker 3: What do you go for us?

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Speaker 5: So my husband is a plumber, Yeah, very dirty job,

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Speaker 5: and he comes home from work and as for my

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Speaker 5: house rule has to get changed a snit. He comes

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Speaker 5: in the door, strip down to his jocks, throws all

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Speaker 5: his dirty clothes in a box that has to walk

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Speaker 5: down to the hallway straight to the shower.

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Speaker 3: Foody.

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Speaker 4: Hell.

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Speaker 1: So it's as if he's come home after murdering someone

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Speaker 1: and he's getting rid of all.

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Speaker 4: The evidence.

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Speaker 2: Essentially.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly right, So take it off and get clean.

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Speaker 2: Wow. I thought, just in general, going around to someone's

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Speaker 2: house when he's going to someone's house as a kid,

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Speaker 2: and then make you take your shoes off.

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Speaker 4: I always just thought that was ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Unless there's like distinct mud, like wet mud.

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Speaker 2: If you've been out, if you've stepped in in dog

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Speaker 2: per yeah, sure, or you've been out playing in mud.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, sure. In general, yeah yeah.

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Speaker 2: Taking your shoes off every time you go inside, unless

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Speaker 2: you're eating sushi off the floor or any meal for

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Speaker 2: that matter.

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure why I said sushi, but unless you're

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Speaker 4: eating off the floor.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the floor exactly. It's a little bit of

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Speaker 3: dirt there. It's supposed to be a bit dirty. Let's

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Speaker 3: go to Sharen. Now, Sharie talking unreasonable rules in the house.

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Speaker 3: What's you got.

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Speaker 5: I am a vegan, and so is my friend Sarah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and she's not allowed.

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Speaker 5: To bring any of her vegan food into my own house.

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Speaker 3: Hang on, you're both vegans. Yeah, and she's not allowed

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Speaker 3: to bring her vegan food into your house.

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Speaker 2: That's right. Why because I'm scared that it's like contaminated

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Speaker 2: or something.

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Speaker 1: You think that her food may have brushed past a

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Speaker 1: piece of ham or something and is therefore somehow infected.

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Speaker 3: Yep, that is outrageous.

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Speaker 4: You sound like bliss to live with.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, themselves.

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Speaker 2: Any favors vegan sometimes, Like, I'm very pro veganism. I

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Speaker 2: think it's a wonderful thing to do for the planet.

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Speaker 3: You want to be vegan, great, Yeah, I agree.

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Speaker 2: Don't impose it on other people's dietary choices.

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Speaker 4: You just you kill him the idea for everyone.

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Speaker 1: I feel like there's a monthly story in the news

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Speaker 1: about a neighbor who's complained about someone having a barbecue.

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Speaker 1: You know, these vegan neighbors that are like, don't you

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Speaker 1: cook your barbecue?

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Speaker 4: How you And she's also a sixty five year old

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Speaker 4: woman from New York? How dare you cook your vegan barbecue?

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Speaker 3: Let's go to me though, may I unreasonable rules?

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Speaker 2: What you got one band condoms in our house?

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Speaker 5: Ye? Brother?

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Speaker 3: Bloody hell?

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Speaker 4: She banned them because you have an older brother.

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Speaker 5: Surely yes, because we me and my brother thought it

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Speaker 5: was a pretty fun idea to run around the house

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Speaker 5: with them on our heads and sew them up his

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Speaker 5: water balloons.

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Speaker 2: How old were you when you were running around the

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Speaker 2: house with the condom on your head?

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Speaker 5: That's seven?

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, that's good. How old was your older brother?

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Speaker 5: He was about thirteen fourteen.

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Speaker 4: And he was so you used to steal his condoms

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Speaker 4: and put them on your head?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, except them in straw.

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, that'shlarious.

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Speaker 3: That's good stuff. Game, bloody ho, you did, man, that's

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Speaker 3: fair enough. I think banning condoms though, is not the

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Speaker 3: way to go a bad bad I mean.

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Speaker 4: Your mum banned them as a result of that, he

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Speaker 4: wasn't allowed to have them.

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Speaker 2: Yes, not in the house.

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Speaker 1: Surely if you walk in on the sun, you know,

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Speaker 1: or whatever, you won't.

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Speaker 2: Oh, that's probably an easier way to go about it,

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Speaker 2: But I don't think that's a good message to be sending.

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Speaker 2: Surely you'd rather have your kid with a condom cone then, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: then having your son have unprotected sex.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good parents.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a necessary evil, isn't it. I mean,

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Speaker 2: at the end of the day, if your daughter wants

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Speaker 2: to run around and become a human contom, it sounds

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Speaker 2: like you're just gonna have to let that one slide,

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Speaker 2: don't you think.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd prefer my son to be having protected sex.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely.

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Speaker 4: Do you have an unexpected pregnancy?

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Speaker 3: Noah, just stopped having sex, just chopped it off. Actually, anyway,

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Speaker 3: it's the only way to go forward. Let's go to

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Speaker 3: whatever we're going to or good gags like that to

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Speaker 3: come here more of your boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to