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Speaker 1: his entire class to the football oval through his lactose

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Speaker 1: Intolerance'll you figure that out?

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Speaker 2: The whole story start to finish was pure genius. Anyone

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Speaker 2: you are, of course lactose intolerant. Yeah, I have a

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Speaker 3: Only cleared a few studios that give you the hot tip.

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Speaker 2: I think on a smaller scale I can relate, but

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Speaker 2: I've never I've never cleared a room like this gentleman did.

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Speaker 2: Then you'll hear his story. So you're going back to school,

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Speaker 2: I'm worried for you. I'm worried for you.

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Speaker 3: It's fair enough. Actually I'm worried for you as well.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't mean to get silly and immature,

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Speaker 2: used to see my intolerances and look, I'll say it.

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Speaker 2: I'll say the words guy's excessive flatulence as an icebreaker.

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Speaker 2: And it was really good for him because it gave

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Speaker 3: Because people people who have laughed.

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Speaker 2: At the people laughed at it and they were like, oh,

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Speaker 1: Can can I pull your finger?

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Speaker 2: And they would have that go on high school not

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Speaker 1: I think it's still you're still strong. You're still a strong.

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Speaker 2: I famously let Fluffy off the chain during a French

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Speaker 2: there's silence before the French person. You're basically writing down

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Speaker 2: And I mean, that's made the hall of fame. And

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Speaker 2: I do have a hall of fame in my pool room.

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Speaker 2: I don't have a pool, but I have a pool round.

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Speaker 1: We talked to your lane of duggage down from the tennis,

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Speaker 1: which I suppose will only be relevant until well.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure it's irrelevant by the time you hear it.

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Speaker 1: We talk about other stuff about plenty, about the gear

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Speaker 1: that's small, Dog's absolutely elite. As always, most embarrassing school

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Speaker 2: Oh this was and this took a turn. You will

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Speaker 2: enjoy it. It's all your Christmases at once everyone.

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Speaker 1: Well I think it wasn't all your Christmases at once,

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Speaker 1: because there was one Christmas just before that Woods, which

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Speaker 4: This was.

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Speaker 2: This was an interesting conversation which made which.

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Speaker 3: As I fear for my life, you were angry.

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Speaker 2: Well, probably can't say anymore, but when you're talking about breakup,

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Speaker 2: asking very personal questions about it, and I appreciate it

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Speaker 2: and you'll hear that. But the question we were trying

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Should you text you a call or send them

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Speaker 3: a tweet? Hit it?

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Speaker 6: No, not that.

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Speaker 2: Actually we didn't do it to a tex store them

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Speaker 3: Should you do that before you go and break up

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Speaker 1: We answered that a little bit later Onlutely. Now stay

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Speaker 1: with us, guys, enjoy the podcast, and somewhere in the

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Speaker 1: middle here at an ambiguous moment, we'll give you a

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Speaker 1: quiz for tomorrow's clothes. I don't try and skip towards it,

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Speaker 2: It's not worth it.

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Speaker 1: Just just listen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not that bad. Any enjoy?

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Speaker 1: Who would go on?

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Speaker 8: And where is Bamboddy?

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Speaker 3: Doesn't care? What else?

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Speaker 9: What?

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Speaker 3: Okay, listen? Get overs?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I feel like we

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Speaker 2: How you going, man?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm good, pretty good. I was amused this morning

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Speaker 2: Yeah it's petty, it's petty, but we're gonna we're gonna

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Speaker 3: But that's that's where we're at.

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Speaker 1: We were talking about kids winging about going back to school,

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Speaker 1: can't be that bad. A ten year old called Nicola

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Speaker 4: All you guys have to do is going at four

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Speaker 3: So it's all lined up. This week we're gonna go.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna be going back.

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Speaker 3: We're going to be living and reliving.

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Speaker 1: I should say, some of your most traumatic moments in

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Speaker 3: Should be a cracker.

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Speaker 2: We'll thrive, though, will.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, man, school was a tough time for me. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: It'll be a hole in my sale. Hey to crack

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Speaker 2: right now. Thirteen one oh sixty five here's the question

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Speaker 3: Over?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 2: That's the question for Ever over a phone caller in person?

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Speaker 2: Would I prefer to be broken up with Vira text?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Cold hearted? I like it? Good start, man, here's a.

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Speaker 2: Question for everyone. Would you prefer to be broken up

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Speaker 3: Was it just so you.

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Speaker 1: Can absolve some sort of immoral thing you're about to do?

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Speaker 2: Actually, and Ever broken up with someone over text? But

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Speaker 2: I tell you who has Rebel Wilson rumoredly? Jeez? So

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Speaker 2: Rebel Wilson who you know from Pitch Perfect? She was

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Speaker 3: You call yourself fat amy?

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Speaker 10: Yes? So tweag bitches like you don't do it behind

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Speaker 2: That is good gear. So you would have heard last

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Speaker 2: it's coming out today, Will that she actually broke up

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Speaker 1: Because I mean, at the end of the day, we

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Speaker 1: she's taken She's done it before.

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Speaker 2: So there's a chance that she broke up with this

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Speaker 2: Do you think? And I'm asking you seriously, now there's

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Speaker 2: So here's the thing though, So last year and this

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Speaker 2: I wanted to date.

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Speaker 1: It further back than that, big fellow. What are we talking?

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Speaker 2: No, I wanted to end things, okay, and I didn't

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Speaker 2: So I said to this person, like, reorganized the catch

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Speaker 3: But hang on, what was the nature of the catch up?

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Speaker 2: What I'm going to to find a detail?

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Speaker 1: Dreging like, is you dreking like she you organized to

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Speaker 1: But then in that scenario, well, I think if you know,

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Speaker 1: I think you've got to flag it with him somehow.

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Speaker 1: You've got to say like, hey, I think we should chat.

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Speaker 1: Like if you're if you're sending a message, you're like, hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm just picking up a bottle of wine, you know,

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Speaker 1: But it's fair for her to be like, whoa, I

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Speaker 1: had no idea. But if you're the text could be

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Speaker 1: just so you know, I think we should talk about

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Speaker 2: Not get into it.

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Speaker 9: But so so what you're saying prep so well then

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Speaker 9: you rocked up and you're like, look, Din is beautiful.

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Speaker 2: But together we're not going to go into But you're

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Speaker 2: saying that there needs to be the set text, the

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Speaker 2: setup text.

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Speaker 1: I think there needs to be a preface that this

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Speaker 1: is why I'm catching up with you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, interesting, Let's go to Danny here thirty one oh

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Speaker 2: sixty five, getting the female perspective, Danny, what are your thoughts?

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Speaker 2: Would you would you prefer to be broken up with

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Speaker 7: I think it depends how long you've been together and

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Speaker 3: But that's opened up a whole new can worms.

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Speaker 2: Let's say let's as relatively let's it's relatively serious, like

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, would you prefer a text in that scenario? If

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Speaker 7: No, I think I want the face to face. I

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to say it, But let's get down.

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Speaker 1: Let's get down the real question here, which I think

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Speaker 3: Thirty one O six five is a number. I think

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Speaker 2: But what we've landed on now is does there need

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Speaker 3: That's right?

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Speaker 2: Do you're right the setup text. You've got to.

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Speaker 3: Have a set text before you spike break up.

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Speaker 2: All right? Thirty one oh six five? Do you have

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Speaker 3: You just gotta just gotta flag it with them some.

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Speaker 1: If you're breaking up with someone face to face, do you,

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Speaker 1: you send them a message beforehand to at least indicate

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Speaker 1: that that's what your catch up is going to be about.

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Speaker 1: Because it sounds like you are a friend of yours.

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Speaker 1: We're not sure, booked two tickets to the opera and

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Speaker 1: then broke up with her.

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Speaker 2: When cheer Rod disagree on all fronts there, I'm going

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Speaker 3: Text, well the pre catch up text of.

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Speaker 2: The pre catch up text, to maybe allude to the

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Speaker 1: Catch up wasn't a nice day, so they said they

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Speaker 1: weren't slow cooking a pig for six hours before you

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Speaker 2: And again, I'm not going to get into specific some

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Speaker 2: let's go to Maria here, I'm thirty six five, Maria.

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Speaker 2: Are you in a tornado?

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Speaker 8: Oh no, I'm just driving home.

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Speaker 2: Okay, slow down a little bit, Maria. Do you think

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Speaker 2: you need to send a pre breakup text?

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Speaker 5: No, way a text.

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Speaker 1: If you send me a text, look someone who has anxiety,

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Speaker 1: it's me versus my imagination.

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Speaker 2: So I'd be like, tell me what's happening.

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Speaker 11: Don't bother meeting up.

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Speaker 1: Just tell me right now.

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Speaker 2: That's exactly what I thought, Maria. And then all of

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Speaker 1: But then, don't you get blindsided Maria if you don't

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Speaker 11: Oh, just like do maybe a coffee or something like that.

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Speaker 11: Don't be like, hey, I'll come over to your house.

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Speaker 2: You cooked dinner, Maria. That didn't that didn't happen. That

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Speaker 2: didn't that didn't happen.

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Speaker 3: Wow, this gets better. It's got a Chelsea on when

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Speaker 3: you break it down.

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Speaker 2: It's bad. But that didn't happen.

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Speaker 12: But relatives over Chelsea, Chelsea, should you have to send

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Speaker 12: a pre catch up text if you're planning on breaking

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Speaker 3: At the catch up?

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Speaker 7: Hey, guys, yeah, I reckon you do something.

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Speaker 2: What would you say, though, Chelsea, Like, what specific would

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Speaker 2: you write in that pre breakup text?

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Speaker 7: Oh?

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Speaker 10: Maybe just like, hey, like, let's catch up, you know,

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Speaker 10: maybe chat about where things.

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Speaker 3: Are are at perfect perfect.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't say to them, hey, chuck on the slow

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Speaker 1: cooker and get me a nice bottle.

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Speaker 10: While well, well, I actually went on a date and

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Speaker 10: I didn't see the guy for a while. Over two

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Speaker 10: hundred dollars on the date, and then we were walking.

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Speaker 7: Back to the car.

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Speaker 10: So after the date he was like, oh, yeah, look

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Speaker 10: I'm not really feeling it anymore.

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Speaker 2: Afterwards, wait until after the date is bad?

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Speaker 3: Did you have any of the food?

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Speaker 2: Now, stop talking about this food. Thing may not have

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Speaker 2: been food, I said it straight away.

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Speaker 3: So you didn't have any of the food.

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Speaker 2: Well, we actually again, we shared food after.

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Speaker 1: So you did have the free food.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't matter if it's free or whatever, but

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Speaker 2: like there was food there. Let's go to Ben thirty

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Speaker 2: six five. We need to get into line real quick. Ben,

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Speaker 2: we're talking about the pre breakup text. Is it necessary?

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Speaker 11: I reckon?

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Speaker 2: Definitely not boys, Yeah, because because the thing is, if

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Speaker 2: anyone receives a text which is alluding to the fat

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Speaker 2: you're gonna bak up. They're gonna want to do it

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Speaker 2: over the textraight away, Benny. Why that's their choice?

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Speaker 6: What's going on?

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Speaker 11: What do you want to talk about it?

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Speaker 3: That's fine? Yeah, but that's fine.

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Speaker 2: Then you do it over text? There like, No, you.

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Speaker 1: Don't do it text, you guess, I'd rather say it

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Speaker 1: for the breakup so I can talk to you about

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Speaker 1: it face to face thanks to the call band.

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Speaker 2: Then they don't want to see you, and then all

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Speaker 2: of a sudden they're attacking you because like you did

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Speaker 2: it over text. You're a dog.

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Speaker 3: You didn't do it.

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Speaker 1: Over text, though, you just go, hey, do you mind

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Speaker 1: if we catch up? They go, what's it about? You go,

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Speaker 1: I'd rather talk to you face to face.

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Speaker 3: That's it?

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Speaker 1: So today might have you ever, don't make sure you

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Speaker 1: don't on slow cooker or by expensive wine because it

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Speaker 1: might be a tough conversation.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever done it. Let's go to Holle before

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Speaker 2: we go to Holy.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely conversation. It's a really I think we need to

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Speaker 1: catch up and talk about something, and then you physically

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Speaker 1: caught it.

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Speaker 9: Of course, Let's go to Holly Holy thirty one six

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Speaker 9: five for well, Okay, pre breakup text is necessary.

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Speaker 12: I have to send a pre breakup.

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Speaker 2: Text one hundred percent pre catch up.

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Speaker 5: Can't let the person expect that you're going to have

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Speaker 5: this nice night.

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Speaker 6: And catch up and not prepare them, like, Hey, I

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Speaker 6: really think that we need to talk about something important.

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Speaker 13: I think that's a heads up.

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Speaker 3: What did you go?

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Speaker 1: What did you say beforehand?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: What did you say before? I'm asking Woody Holly, what

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Speaker 3: What was it?

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Speaker 1: Was?

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Speaker 2: It just like what time were you on? Seven pm?

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Speaker 2: Something like that.

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Speaker 1: So you didn't even indicate anything.

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Speaker 2: No, because I didn't want to do it over text.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but you didn't. But you didn't intimate it any stage.

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Speaker 3: It was going to be a tough combo. You were

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Speaker 2: Going from memory. No, I didn't wild but you know,

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Speaker 2: did you.

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Speaker 3: Know that she was preparing a nice night?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: So you thought you're just going around there for crackers

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Speaker 1: and connect for.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, you've been over dinner at my place.

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Speaker 3: That's what I dond of her house.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's very true, but you know, you never know

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Speaker 2: what people are going to go anyway, I've made more

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Speaker 2: mistakes in the past, and we all learned from this.

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Speaker 2: There's no such thing as say, oh my god, the

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Speaker 2: pretty said their hands on their heads. Everyone.

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Speaker 1: I've been throwing around baby names with with my girlfriend

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Speaker 1: Sammy recently, just thrown around.

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Speaker 3: What's going on around?

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Speaker 2: What's going on there?

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Speaker 3: We've been throwing around, but usually.

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Speaker 2: People throw them around when there's more concrete plans going on.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, I don't know. We're still got the contract.

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Speaker 1: We five more years of that kids.

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Speaker 2: Is that the contract? Is that the contract with your partner?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 1: No, no, I don't know. I made you promise to you. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: we're talking about baby names recently. It's just a conversation

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Speaker 1: earlier that what happened to me in and around this

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Speaker 1: seen it was on The Simpsons. It's a bit where

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Speaker 1: Homer walks into Moe's bar and makes up a fake name, right,

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Speaker 1: and then the gag is that this guy sitting at

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Speaker 1: and he storms out of the bar.

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Speaker 3: I have listen, Oh I need your advice. Yeah. See,

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Speaker 3: I got this friend named Joey Jojo Junior Shabby.

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Speaker 7: That's the worst name I ever heard.

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Speaker 1: Joey Jojo. It's a it's a great Barney's made Joey Jojo.

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Speaker 1: Who's sitting at the barning be So anyway, we're walking home,

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Speaker 1: and I've got to be really careful because I know

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Speaker 1: people out here do have this name. But Sem and

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Speaker 1: I are walking on the footpath and she says to me,

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Speaker 1: we're throwing around names. You know, I'm sort of yesing

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Speaker 1: and knowing it because you both got to agree on

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Speaker 1: the name, right, Sure, of course.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, the name, the name.

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Speaker 1: I didn't really decide whether or not to say this air,

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Speaker 1: but I don't think anybody under the age of seventy

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Speaker 1: five is called this anymore. Okay, But she said to me,

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Speaker 1: how do you feel about the name Edith? Like Edith Pare.

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Speaker 3: I don't know who that is, but she's a famous singer.

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Speaker 2: But it's a very old name, very old fat. But

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Speaker 2: E could shorten it to Eddie. Maybe that's a bit

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Speaker 2: cute or diffy. Did welcomed to.

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Speaker 1: The death.

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Speaker 2: That's not yet.

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Speaker 1: Certainly wasn't a strong list.

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Speaker 3: And I don't know. I think we just finished work

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Speaker 3: and I was a bit tired and never whatever.

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Speaker 1: And I said to her, were just walking and I

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Speaker 1: said to her, I said her, I said her, that's

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Speaker 1: the worst name I ever heard, Like it's you know,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just the first thing came my mouth.

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Speaker 1: I was like, we're definitely not coming out a kid, Edith.

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Speaker 3: It's just not going to happen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, And then I kind of went on and she

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Speaker 1: past us at this time. I certainly didn't think on

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Speaker 1: the percentages that her name was Edith.

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Speaker 2: How old was she young?

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Speaker 1: Ish?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 3: Surprising? I mean I played it. She certainly wasn't. She

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Speaker 1: So I said to Sam, I tell you what I

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Speaker 1: was like, even if we gave if you gave birth

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Speaker 1: to Satan itself, I would not burden it with calling

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Speaker 3: Was just felt like Buddy gump On at the bar

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Speaker 3: really afternoon?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Edith, if you're out there, I'm thinking of Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's not so bad, I promise.

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Speaker 2: Well you would just start sharing a great anecdote from

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Speaker 2: your weekend before where I'm summarizing him. But basically you

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Speaker 2: and your partner were thrown around baby names. Yea, and

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Speaker 2: I think I hope not misquoting you, but you said,

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Speaker 2: even if our baby was Satan reborn, yeah, I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: call that baby Edith.

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Speaker 3: Well, I wouldn't burden it with the name Edith. That's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, those are the words used.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I said that, and then I.

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Speaker 1: Well, I effectively had the moment that happens in The

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Speaker 1: Simpsons where Homer comes up with a fake name which

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Speaker 1: is so outrageous. Do you offends another person at the bar?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: With that name? Oh, I need your advice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: See, I got this friend named Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabby.

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Speaker 3: That's the worst name I ever heard.

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Speaker 1: Joey Jojo, so as I said the words satan, you

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Speaker 1: know that bit around even around Edith, we want to

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Speaker 1: mention it again. Turns out I was walking past and

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Speaker 1: Edith and yeah she got annoyed.

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Speaker 2: And amazingly, a beautiful lady has just called the show.

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Speaker 2: She is a Crisp thirty nine years old and her

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Speaker 2: name is Edith. Edith, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 5: Hi, how are you guys?

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Speaker 2: Where I'm outstanding? Edith? How did you feel hearing Will

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Speaker 2: on air really sinking the boots into your name?

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Speaker 1: There?

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Speaker 5: I thought to myself, you know what I say, Edith?

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Speaker 3: Podcasting?

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Speaker 1: Now, I was reading today that the guy there's been

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Speaker 1: another hotel quarantine work in Melbourne who might have caught

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Speaker 1: the bug and then flown it around the city. Sure,

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Speaker 1: thankfully not an uber driver like the guy in Adelaide.

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Speaker 2: W he was a security guard and then an uber driver.

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Speaker 1: That's worst coat scenarios stuff. But this guy, I just

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Speaker 1: think this is hilarious because this is it's so unfortunate

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Speaker 1: that because once you get busted publicly, you then obviously

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Speaker 1: have to list.

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Speaker 3: Where you've been.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so these and you have to say it,

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Speaker 1: and then they've got to then publish that publicly. So

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Speaker 1: so far, you know, it's all been like you know,

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Speaker 1: Bunning's Supermarket, all above board, all above board.

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Speaker 3: Baby. This poor bloke.

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Speaker 1: Cake store at ninety five on Friday morning, that's all right,

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Speaker 1: that's absolutely fine, absolutely fine, not bad at all. Dan

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Speaker 1: Murphy's yep, you know, Friday afternoon, gets himself a couple

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Speaker 1: of knockoffs.

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Speaker 2: Sounds like he's got a birthday party coming out.

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Speaker 3: That's fine, not a problem.

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Speaker 8: Lunched on Saturday, sorry for this guy, off your tree

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Speaker 8: water gardens, Taylor's legs, just a smoking paraffin, Oh dear.

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Speaker 3: Dan Murphy's upterb.

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Speaker 2: Lied to his partner is Saturday, I'm just doing this

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Speaker 2: stuff around the house.

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Speaker 12: And the next minute he goes on news dot com

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Speaker 12: and they've got off your tree water gardens in Taylor's lakes.

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Speaker 3: I mean it sounds like a bloody good weekend, to

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Speaker 3: be honest. Let's go that sounds like some great small talk.

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Speaker 1: Or two more small talk right of negs and then

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Speaker 1: back to Dan Murphy's pasting.

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Speaker 10: Now short, you Australia's best small talker.

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Speaker 2: All right, you're small talk. It needs to be good though,

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Speaker 2: call us thirteen one oh sixty five and just crack

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Speaker 2: right into it. Give us your tight story, give us

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Speaker 2: your amazing facts, make us laugh. Let's go to Daniel here.

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Speaker 2: Daniel crack inn on, buddy, Okay, you can't ask us

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Speaker 2: what's going on.

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Speaker 3: It's not good small talk. Guys, we've been there. Hey, Daniel, damn.

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Speaker 2: It, Daniel, damn it, Daniel. Let's go to Amy here,

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Speaker 2: Amy crack into your small talk?

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Speaker 5: Do you added the word extraordinary comes from the Latin

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Speaker 5: word extraordinary meaning more than I'm a big guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm actually a big etymology guy.

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Speaker 3: But it's bad small talk.

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Speaker 2: It's just boring. Let's go to Adam here. Adam crack

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Speaker 2: into your small talk.

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Speaker 11: Do you have the ducks in Central Park Lake?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 11: Do you know where they go in the lake?

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Speaker 7: Freeze is over?

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Speaker 3: No? Well neither do I.

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Speaker 2: But do you ever think about it?

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Speaker 13: Where they go to the lake?

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Speaker 2: Freet definitely?

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Speaker 6: Know it's very good?

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Speaker 10: Good?

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Speaker 3: Doesn't enjoying cloud? Did I enjoy that?

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Speaker 2: Post question?

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Speaker 3: Non second as well? Make the voice thing? That's got

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Speaker 3: to Mitchie. I'm thirty one or six five? Mitchie was

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Speaker 3: his small talk?

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Speaker 2: That cow goes?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it, the cow goes. I regret going to Adam, Well,

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Speaker 1: you have one small talk and gradu your life.

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Speaker 6: Oh cute?

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Speaker 2: I mean, Adam, do you want to hazard a guess?

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Speaker 2: I mean, where do you reckon those ducks?

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Speaker 12: Go?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 11: I'm assuming.

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Speaker 3: I think if one time from Catlin Brooks.

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Speaker 2: You have won some kangaroo jerky.

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Speaker 1: Oh sounds amazing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's super tasty.

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Speaker 3: I think what's actually had a piece?

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Speaker 2: So it was three quarters of a kangaroo Jerkyllius. All right,

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Speaker 2: blind the quiz today, We've got Haley. Haley, there are

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Speaker 2: thirty seconds on the clock. You got to get ten

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Speaker 2: questions right. You can pass on any question, but I

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Speaker 2: say this every day, don't bother with the past. Just

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Speaker 2: answer everything. You're gonna have to come back to it anyway,

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Speaker 2: and we have to take your first answer first. Hale's

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Speaker 2: how we feeling on this beautiful Monday.

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Speaker 11: I'm confident.

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Speaker 7: I'm low key confident.

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Speaker 1: No low key confident. Now, Hailey, there is a question

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Speaker 1: an answer to a question every quiz which we put

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Speaker 1: halfway through our podcast. We put it halfway through the

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Speaker 1: podcast because if you listen up to halfway then we

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Speaker 1: get the the stat for the fact that you've listened

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Speaker 1: to it. But download so that's that's the just a.

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Speaker 1: Otherwise it's gonna be bloody annoying, isn't it. God, I's

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Speaker 1: gotta be on try and find the point where you

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Speaker 1: put the quidz. But we do that so that you

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Speaker 1: listen to it just to see how the sausage is made.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, did you get the answer in their hails

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Speaker 1: or nah?

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Speaker 2: Have you ever downloaded the podcast?

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Speaker 3: Haley?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: No, actually half I have I promise right.

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Speaker 2: Perfect, you promise? Okay, very good? All right, let's do

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Speaker 2: the quiz.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what's what was the question? I can't find it?

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Speaker 1: Maybe we didn't put the answer? And did we put

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Speaker 1: the answer in this one?

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Speaker 2: I know we did? We did? There is there was

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Speaker 2: a question on Friday, which is in today's quiz. Also, Hayley,

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Speaker 2: you can only use the answer Tom Brady once in

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Speaker 2: this quiz.

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Speaker 10: Okay, all right, let's just tell it.

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Speaker 2: The Spider Man guy. It was the quarterback of the

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Speaker 2: Champa Bay Buccaneers who won the Super Bowl.

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Speaker 3: The Spider Man guy is Peter Parker. That's his name.

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Speaker 2: You are close, Peter Parker, Tom Brady.

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Speaker 3: Why do we go? Which international tennis tournament started today? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Which subject did you work hardest on at school?

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Speaker 7: Which what?

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Speaker 2: Wh yes?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 10: Probably?

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Speaker 3: How name an ingredient for lasagna?

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Speaker 11: Mado?

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Speaker 1: Who's the goat of American football? No one athlete from

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Speaker 1: any sport?

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Speaker 2: Our signal or false?

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Speaker 3: It's Valentine's Day this Saturday. Oh do you like frud

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Speaker 3: all ollies?

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Speaker 2: How long?

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Speaker 3: Thirty centimeters?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Wow, you were on fire as well.

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Speaker 2: Haven't got there, Haley, haven't gone there? You know when

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Speaker 2: you know what it was you thought about? What subject?

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Speaker 2: Did you work hardest at school for a very long time.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad you worked hard on health, but anything there

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Speaker 2: would have been.

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Speaker 1: Correct obviously wasn't general knowledge, was it?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Here he goes again.

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Speaker 3: Sorry about that, Hailey.

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Speaker 1: Now another just to throw you a cookie, though, Haley,

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Speaker 1: you're a couple short. Tom Holland is the most recent

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Speaker 1: Spider Man. He's the cute looking British boy who puts

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Speaker 1: on the red and blue spandex.

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Speaker 3: But previously it was Joby McGuire, Joby McGuire.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, let's not go back through our Spider Man's Which

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Speaker 1: spider Man in the suit?

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Speaker 3: Definitely Holland.

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Speaker 1: We all know McGuire got a bit chubby at the

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Speaker 1: end and he did that weird emo version where he

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Speaker 1: turned into venom and none knew what was going on there. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that was a strange movie. Actually, I agree with you, you'd

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Speaker 1: regret that immediately.

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Speaker 3: Now, see you later, Haley, Thanks so much for joining us.

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Speaker 1: Remember, guys, there is always a quiz to There is

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Speaker 1: always a clue to the quiz in our podcast.

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Speaker 3: Halfway through.

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Speaker 1: Look, actually, you know what, we're being a bit cryptic

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Speaker 1: now two thirds of the way through, so you can't

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Speaker 1: just skip to the halfway.

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Speaker 3: We found out that you're out there your cheap skates.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't think five hundred bucks was worth it, but

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Speaker 3: turns out it is. We still got the.

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Speaker 1: Stat so cup that we're going to go to our

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Speaker 1: first song for this hour. You don't care what number

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Speaker 1: song it is. Let's just go to a song, shall we.

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Speaker 1: Right up next, a ten year old said we wouldn't

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Speaker 1: survive going back to school. That's what we're doing this Week'

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Speaker 1: going to be joined by up next, it's Nicol Goday. Guys,

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Speaker 1: welcome to Ambiguous Moment in the podcast, where we give

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Speaker 1: you a quiz for tomorrow's podcast. A question, give you

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Speaker 1: a clue, even clue.

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Speaker 2: It's a full question and answer.

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Speaker 1: Why don't we just give them the answer the question

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Speaker 1: we do?

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Speaker 2: Have you been doing this weeks now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: But the question no, but it guys, I'm evolving, I'm adapting.

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Speaker 2: You get complacent like a dinosaur.

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Speaker 1: Just no, they didn't evolve and that's why they.

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Speaker 2: Okay, the question is what show? What show is the

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Speaker 2: character John Snow from? And the answer is, of.

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Speaker 3: Course it's actually a really good bit a bit of

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Speaker 3: included things.

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Speaker 2: That The answer is Game of Thrones?

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Speaker 3: What show is the character John Snow from? Game of Thrones?

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Speaker 1: Which I haven't thought about ever since that horrific moment

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Speaker 1: where they ruined ten years of my life in an episode.

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Speaker 2: Ten years of your Life, which which ten the.

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Speaker 1: Ten when I was watching the show.

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Speaker 2: Ah yeah, good, good, call, good call. I enjoy the

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Speaker 2: rest of the podcast.

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Speaker 3: Wards.

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Speaker 1: All last week you and I were talking about kids

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Speaker 1: winging about going back to school, which is just outrageous.

678
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Speaker 3: Guys.

679
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,320
Speaker 1: It can't be that hard. You get your lunch made

680
00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: for you, it gets put in a little box for you,

681
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,600
Speaker 1: You get dropped off by a private driver. You then

682
00:28:57,880 --> 00:29:00,600
Speaker 1: sit at cross leged on the ground for four six hours.

683
00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: You get three separate breaks where you get to run around,

684
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 1: You try and hit a ball on a tee, you

685
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 1: play a recorder, stick your hand in the air a

686
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: few times, get picked up by the private car at

687
00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:10,240
Speaker 1: the end.

688
00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:11,480
Speaker 2: You don't to pay for anything.

689
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:11,760
Speaker 3: Crime.

690
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 2: Money just isn't a concept to you.

691
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,120
Speaker 1: Go In fact, sometimes you just get given money for

692
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,240
Speaker 1: the day. It's a Friday.

693
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 2: Did you give them money?

694
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, well he's two bucks to go and you know,

695
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 3: put together a lunch order.

696
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't get them.

697
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,200
Speaker 3: That was a hell of a time. Put in a

698
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 3: paper bag.

699
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, someone rocks up with a shopping

700
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: basket with a sausage roll in there with your name

701
00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: on it.

702
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:30,240
Speaker 2: It's the life.

703
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 3: It's amazing. So you and I are.

704
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,719
Speaker 1: Reminiscing about, you know, how good school was really and

705
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 1: the fact that there are a whole bunch of tip

706
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 1: rats out there who I think are just unjustifiably having

707
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:46,560
Speaker 1: a sook about the fact that they're going back to school. Well,

708
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,760
Speaker 1: a ten year old called Nicola called the show and

709
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 1: she took issue with this.

710
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 2: Listen, you've got Nichola here. She's given us a call.

711
00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 2: She's ten. Hi Nicola, Hi, Nicola, do you are you

712
00:29:57,520 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 2: sitting there thinking that school is actually quite difficult.

713
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 4: Yes, it's much more difficult than you think.

714
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 3: What's the hardest thing about school, Nicola, It's really.

715
00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:07,800
Speaker 4: Just because we have to do history every single day

716
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 4: of the week, and that's like the most boring thing ever.

717
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,600
Speaker 2: That's my favorite subject.

718
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,200
Speaker 1: But you get to hang out with your mates, you

719
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: get your lunch made for you, you get dropped off in

720
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Speaker 1: a car, picked.

721
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 3: Up in a car.

722
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 4: No, not really, because I have to make my own lunch,

723
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,000
Speaker 4: and I just get dropped off and then all you

724
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,959
Speaker 4: guys have to do is go in at four o'clock

725
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 4: and just start talking.

726
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 2: That is actually a pretty fairst wife, I will have

727
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 2: you know, Nikola, were getting it at least half an

728
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 2: hour before we start talking.

729
00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: Nicola, I genuinely don't think that school is that hard, though.

730
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 1: Like if Woody and I, Nikola, if Woody and I

731
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Speaker 1: went back to school, do you think we do you reckon?

732
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Speaker 3: We could get through it.

733
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 4: No, I don't think you could get through it at all.

734
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Speaker 2: What do you think I'd most struggle with, Nicola.

735
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Speaker 4: Well, I just I think that you guys are probably

736
00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,760
Speaker 4: in the air conditioning right now, and every couple of

737
00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 4: hours we're out all the time in the heat.

738
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Speaker 3: So Nicola, I love you. She was amazing, and I

739
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 3: mean it was funny.

740
00:31:14,520 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: I was writing into work Stay and I was thinking

741
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 1: to myself, it's amazing that my job is basically just.

742
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 3: Disproving a ten year old. But I'm happy to do that. Woods.

743
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 2: Here we are and we need the win.

744
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 1: We need the win a ten year olds thrown down

745
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: the gorton that she did it publicly, so we can't.

746
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,600
Speaker 3: We can't shy away from the challenge. The question is.

747
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 1: Would we survive going back to school. That's what we're

748
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 1: going to try and improve. Yep, this week and next week,

749
00:31:43,480 --> 00:31:45,960
Speaker 1: you and I we've got a school lined up. We're

750
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,280
Speaker 1: going back there and we're going to try and make

751
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: it through.

752
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 3: One of the I think we've got.

753
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: I think the way we're going to try and do

754
00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: this is Nicholas going to give us parts of school

755
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: which she has found the hardest or which is really hard,

756
00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,080
Speaker 1: and then you and I have to try and go

757
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,120
Speaker 1: through that thing again.

758
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're going to dominate where we're we're you know,

759
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 2: we're past the you know, we've got all our hormones

760
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 2: in check, which obviously that's a tough You know it's

761
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 2: a tough tough time during primary hormones. Over the places

762
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 2: my hormones are under control. That's good, So I think

763
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 2: I'll be measured. You know, I've learned a lot in

764
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 2: my thirty two years, so you know, what can I handle?

765
00:32:18,080 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 2: It's good.

766
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 3: What are you scared about going back to school?

767
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:20,560
Speaker 1: Though?

768
00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 2: Like to be honest, if there's anything to do with

769
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 2: dressing up, like you know those days where it was

770
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 2: like dressed up as this dress.

771
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 3: Up Jean's day even, Yeah, those.

772
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 2: For me were tough days because I remember I dressed

773
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 2: up as a clown for something. I don't know why.

774
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 2: I think Mom just forgot that it was a dress

775
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 2: up and she was like, stroth, let's do you as

776
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:38,760
Speaker 2: a clown?

777
00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 3: Flowers, Well, here's the thing.

778
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 2: She just puts stockings on me and then put her

779
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 2: makeup on my face, and then all the kids let

780
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 2: me know that I was wearing lipstick and stockings because

781
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:54,760
Speaker 2: I was, and I had to explain that I was

782
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,800
Speaker 2: actually a clown and I was I was Torch.

783
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:58,680
Speaker 3: That's a tough day.

784
00:32:58,640 --> 00:32:59,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a shocking day.

785
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: The more we've thrown this around with the tam Loo,

786
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 1: I'd love to hear from you guys right now in

787
00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 1: thirteen one o six five, because you and I seem

788
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:07,920
Speaker 1: to think this is a cinch. But all in all,

789
00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: there actually were every now and then some pretty hectic

790
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:16,280
Speaker 1: moments at school which we all look back on and

791
00:33:16,440 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 1: sure like we can laugh about them, but at the time,

792
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: like what about an artwork when you made you were

793
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 1: doing clay work, and then your stuff went in the

794
00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:28,160
Speaker 1: kiln and you had to write your name on it,

795
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: and the art teacher would whip it out of the kiln

796
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 1: and call your name out. Oh yeah, and you just

797
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:36,480
Speaker 1: essentially squished a bit of clay for three hours over

798
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: the course of two weeks, and you had to climb

799
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 1: that disembodied bit of.

800
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 2: Good and regardless Mum would put it on the mantelpiece

801
00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,200
Speaker 2: and then everyone, what with.

802
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 3: The gods agains worse man. The school photos were wild.

803
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 1: Now I think about it again, that guy that always

804
00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: made you say wombats yeah sitting there.

805
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,640
Speaker 3: That was a strange time. I feel like anybody that

806
00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 3: peed pants at school shocking, that would have been really bad.

807
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,480
Speaker 2: I had that in the swimming pool once and didn't

808
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 2: realize that the pool actually changed color when you your

809
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 2: fan if you ever experienced that, the chemical changes color,

810
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,520
Speaker 2: so purple is just around me as a horrific.

811
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:16,680
Speaker 1: Alright, I want to do thirty one or six five Woods,

812
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: and I planned in going back to school this week.

813
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:21,600
Speaker 1: Let's ask you, guys, what's the most embarrassing moment at

814
00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 1: school for you?

815
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,239
Speaker 3: We're going back to school. Woods, You're not going back

816
00:34:24,239 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 3: to school this week.

817
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:27,359
Speaker 1: We're trying to disprove a ten year old yeah, who's

818
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 1: basically said we couldn't survive going back to school, and

819
00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,560
Speaker 1: we're just trying to I suppose get a gauge on

820
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:35,759
Speaker 1: what we're about to experience in the next week or so.

821
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: Because we're both gone into this going we can easily

822
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:38,800
Speaker 1: do it.

823
00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:39,600
Speaker 3: It can't be that hard.

824
00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 1: As soon as we've started to take this trip down

825
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 1: memory lane, there actually were some pretty horrific times inside

826
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,560
Speaker 1: those metal gates.

827
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,520
Speaker 3: They were metal gates, by the way.

828
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 1: I know they locked you in there, there weren't they were, though,

829
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:54,359
Speaker 1: Like when you look back at it, there were these

830
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:56,120
Speaker 1: metal gates that you walked through.

831
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 2: I think we all remember rocking after swimming class when

832
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,120
Speaker 2: you've forgotten your trunks and then you get ti that

833
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,840
Speaker 2: you can just grab some trunks from the Lost and Found,

834
00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 2: And then you always know that the trunks and the

835
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 2: Lost and Found are so daggy, big saggy.

836
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 6: At the bottom.

837
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, god, that was the word.

838
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: I don't think we all remember calling them trunks though,

839
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 1: unless you were, unless our listeners from the year old

840
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:20,360
Speaker 1: days a listening. What about the time when you're playing

841
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,680
Speaker 1: t ball, Yeah, and you hit the tee rather than.

842
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:24,520
Speaker 3: The ball on top of it.

843
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:25,440
Speaker 2: That was rock bottom.

844
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:32,000
Speaker 1: Everyone's watching were Daniel here, Daniel most most embarrassing school moment?

845
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:32,480
Speaker 3: What are we?

846
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: What are we not ready for?

847
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 13: So at the State school swimming carnival, doubt meloynq enter

848
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:42,880
Speaker 13: and I was up ready to go in mospitos and

849
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 13: as soon as I hit the waters came straight off

850
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,000
Speaker 13: as I was un little water.

851
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 2: I even got past the feet like you were clean out.

852
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 13: Of them, probably just playing my knees. And then yeah,

853
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,080
Speaker 13: all the people raised on the seat and looking down

854
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:57,440
Speaker 13: to the pool while I was trying to get the

855
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:58,359
Speaker 13: speedos back on.

856
00:35:58,880 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 3: And how did you go?

857
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 10: You is it?

858
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:03,719
Speaker 1: You're not flipping over at that point, You're staying face down.

859
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 13: Face down, But it was definitely a laugh.

860
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 6: Yeah.

861
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 3: Can I just say Daniel. It seems like school swimming is.

862
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:15,000
Speaker 1: Just universally seems like a horrific time for most people.

863
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 2: You're in a state of undress. You know, people have

864
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,240
Speaker 2: hair and areas that you know they.

865
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:21,520
Speaker 1: Actually it was pretty awful, wasn't it. And you I

866
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,000
Speaker 1: think it was compulsory in Australia to do those swimming days.

867
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:25,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, definite, unless you had a note from your teacher

868
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 2: or a doctor.

869
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,080
Speaker 1: Which were just like gold. Seriously, we've got Amy years

870
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,240
Speaker 1: called Amy. Most embarrassing moment from school.

871
00:36:33,680 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 5: Oh hey, guys, can you hear me?

872
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:36,319
Speaker 3: Yeah?

873
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:37,959
Speaker 7: Oh great?

874
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,800
Speaker 5: Well, one one morning in prep, I went to school

875
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 5: without underwear on oh no, managed to slide down the

876
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,279
Speaker 5: slide pole and one of the female teachers noticed and

877
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,920
Speaker 5: they gave me a pair of boys jocked and lost

878
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 5: and found.

879
00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,640
Speaker 3: You went down there, You went down. You're a five

880
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:01,959
Speaker 3: year old and you went down the firemen without your job.

881
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 6: That's right.

882
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 3: I love it for me.

883
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,879
Speaker 2: Oh twenty bucks, says dad jest that morning, No doubt.

884
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 2: They always forget these things, and you.

885
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,760
Speaker 3: Got boys jokes for the rest of the day. Oh

886
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 3: that's good stuff.

887
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 2: Let's go to Lena. Lena, what happened with you? We're

888
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 2: talking embarrassing moments at school.

889
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm dyslexic, and the teacher got me out in

890
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,920
Speaker 5: front of the class to read out loud, so of

891
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 5: course I couldn't do it. And then the teacher proceeded

892
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 5: to tell the whole class how stupid I was, how

893
00:37:36,680 --> 00:37:39,920
Speaker 5: dumb it was, and how I'd never do anything in

894
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:40,520
Speaker 5: my life.

895
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:41,320
Speaker 2: Yeah.

896
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 5: Well, anyway, I'd love to tell her that I went on.

897
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 5: I studied horticulture at Burnley. I had a successful landscape

898
00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 5: design business and three four crews of men working for

899
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 5: me full time.

900
00:37:54,320 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: So nice, that's the pinnacle of success, all full.

901
00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 3: Cruise of men. Buddy, nice work. What does that even mean? Sorry?

902
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 3: She went with, I've got four are they're just slaves?

903
00:38:15,160 --> 00:38:21,879
Speaker 1: Let's go to Let's go to Matt Live Matt. We're

904
00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:24,759
Speaker 1: talking horrific moments in school, woard tonight, planning on going

905
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 1: back to school next week to prove to a ten

906
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: year old that we can survive it.

907
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 3: What should what should we be worried about?

908
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: Here?

909
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:31,879
Speaker 4: Oh?

910
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:34,719
Speaker 11: Well, I had an issue where I was lactose intolerant,

911
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 11: and I always used to think I was smarter than

912
00:38:37,000 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 11: the whole world, and I thought, you know, what before

913
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,919
Speaker 11: my bio class. I'm going to drink, you know, some milk,

914
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 11: and that's going to build up the immune system and

915
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 11: you know, do what it's meant to do. I walked

916
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 11: into class thinking, yep, I'm the man. And obviously when

917
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 11: you drink milk, when you lactose intolerant, you have no control,

918
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 11: no matter how good of a man you think you are.

919
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 11: And I dropped my guts and we ended up on

920
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 11: the football over for the rest of the club.

921
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 2: Now, let's talk now about Nicole Kidman getting.

922
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:14,839
Speaker 3: How's this she she got attacked at the opera, Well,

923
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 3: she got attacked.

924
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:18,280
Speaker 2: A bit of mayo there, that is, there's a little

925
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 2: bit of mayo there. But I'll get to the exact

926
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Speaker 2: details of the story. But I just thought I wanted

927
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Speaker 2: to set the scene of the opera. I'm not sure

928
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Speaker 2: if this was one of the operatic songs that was

929
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Speaker 2: at the gig at the Sydney Opera House over the weekend.

930
00:39:28,760 --> 00:39:30,640
Speaker 2: But here we go. Hit me with that puppy. Oh

931
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 2: my god, this is tight. This is so tight. And

932
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,359
Speaker 2: wait for the bit that Pavrodi comes in here.

933
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 1: I don't think here it goes.

934
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:46,360
Speaker 2: You are welcome Australia. That is good stuff.

935
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,040
Speaker 3: Anyways, not every opera song was nessa Dorman.

936
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Speaker 2: It's in most operas, I'm pretty sure. Anyway. So Nicole

937
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Speaker 2: Kidman is at the end of this opera in Sydney

938
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Speaker 2: and her and Keith Urban, her husband. Yeah, they naturally

939
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 2: at the end of the performance. They were so happy

940
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Speaker 2: with the performance that they did a stand in ovation.

941
00:40:05,520 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 2: So Keith jumps up first, Nicole's up there. They're doing

942
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Speaker 2: the clappy thing whatever. An elderly person sitting behind them,

943
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Speaker 2: who was unhappy to have their view tarnished, gets up

944
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:24,879
Speaker 2: and smacks Nicole Nicole Kidman with the brochure.

945
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 3: Brochure such person's weapon of joys.

946
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 2: Rolled up the brochure and whacked it. That's just phenomenal.

947
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 2: So anyway, I just wanted to hear more stories right now.

948
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Speaker 2: In thirteen one or six.

949
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 3: So what happened?

950
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 1: What happened?

951
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,840
Speaker 2: Like, oh, it was it was a police matter, police Kidman,

952
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 2: the cops, because well I don't think Kidman called the police,

953
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 2: but the police were summoned. I'm reading this here in

954
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 2: the article. And look, she was a bit shaken up

955
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 2: after being hit with the brochure.

956
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 3: Kidman with the brochure, a lead pipe.

957
00:40:54,480 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 2: But she took it from behind, like she didn't see

958
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 2: it coming. I don't know what you're laughing at, you know,

959
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 2: but she didn't see it coming. So where did he know?

960
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:03,560
Speaker 2: I think where did she get? Swater? Think in the

961
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 2: back of the head? In the head, I think she's

962
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,319
Speaker 2: taken in the back of the But so no further

963
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:12,160
Speaker 2: actions being taken, keep stuff in there, I imagine he did. No,

964
00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,400
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I imagine.

965
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 1: Hard to know when an old person attacks you though,

966
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Speaker 1: because they're frail.

967
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 2: Can't you can't have a sword fight with the old

968
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,400
Speaker 2: person with you?

969
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:25,200
Speaker 3: Well, no, you can't. You can't attack them back, bros Here,

970
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:26,560
Speaker 3: oh brochure.

971
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,799
Speaker 2: It depends what country are in. Really, let's go to

972
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 2: Isabelle now in thirty one oh sixty five though we're

973
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,839
Speaker 2: talking about old people attacking Isabelle. What happened with you?

974
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 10: Hi?

975
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 5: So I was on a bus in London, minding my

976
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 5: own business, and this old guy stops in front and

977
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:44,480
Speaker 5: keeps staring and ignored him. And then he took out

978
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 5: his walking stick and he west me and told me

979
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:47,720
Speaker 5: to get out.

980
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:50,920
Speaker 3: Of his seat, get the body out of his feet.

981
00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:54,879
Speaker 13: Hell, and I find another seat, his.

982
00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 3: Seat, not his feet. I was like, yes, text the callers.

983
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,040
Speaker 2: But if I I mean, here's the thing. I mean,

984
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 2: if you're receiving a hit from an old person with

985
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 2: a walking stick, Yeah, they couldn't get that much power,

986
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:06,200
Speaker 2: could they.

987
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 1: Well, the only thing, well no, I wouldn't have thought.

988
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,719
Speaker 1: So woman and an old person then hit to working

989
00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 1: with a walking stick to see.

990
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 2: I'll take that.

991
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: But the other thing is they haven't got much of

992
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,040
Speaker 1: an option because they're not loud.

993
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, they can't talk very loud.

994
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:23,360
Speaker 1: Sometimes all they've got is like this woman at the opera,

995
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 1: she's probably yelling at the cold given as loud as

996
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: she could for a while until she had to swallow

997
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 1: with the brochure.

998
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,080
Speaker 2: And she couldn't get over the standing ovation. You know,

999
00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 2: all the opera that's going on, know exactly right, will

1000
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 2: she was forced into it.

1001
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 3: Let's throw on a bone. They've got a tough time.

1002
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,040
Speaker 2: Let's go to Monty. Let's see if this old person

1003
00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:39,239
Speaker 2: had another option. Monty, an old person attacked you.

1004
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was in Hong Kong on with my wife

1005
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 6: and my kid's Brooke and Zac and my daughter Brooke

1006
00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:48,280
Speaker 6: goes up to your guy who's begging on the street

1007
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 6: half naked, gave him came back really nice thing to do.

1008
00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 6: Following day, I want all my way from kids are

1009
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,719
Speaker 6: in front of me. There's an old woman rubbish and

1010
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:57,840
Speaker 6: through the rubbish and I thought our prove women. So

1011
00:42:57,880 --> 00:42:59,200
Speaker 6: I had to tap her on the shoulder. We have

1012
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 6: twenty bucks and she turned to my umbrella like and

1013
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 6: then John split my head on them, stay across my forehead,

1014
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 6: my way, friend, kids away?

1015
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 10: What have you?

1016
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 6: Don't want to know? That says, it's just no nice.

1017
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 6: She was like four feet tall. I'm six two and

1018
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 6: she took the stairs her head. She was screaming in Chinese,

1019
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,520
Speaker 6: so similarly it was offensive tail mister, don't bake.

1020
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: Officially, the Aussie Open kicks off today on Channel nine.

1021
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: You can watch it all day every day from eleven

1022
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:34,359
Speaker 1: am the night Stasians at seven o'clock. It's on Channel

1023
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,240
Speaker 1: nine to nine now or you can stream it online

1024
00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:38,760
Speaker 1: and we've got one of their commentators, in genuine legend

1025
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:42,440
Speaker 1: of Australian sport, joins us right now from Melbourne Park.

1026
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,520
Speaker 3: Our next dest.

1027
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 2: Is it tennis as quietly it's been a few years

1028
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,760
Speaker 2: since she called game, set and match on her playing career,

1029
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 2: but she quickly turned.

1030
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:53,960
Speaker 3: Her hand to writing.

1031
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:58,239
Speaker 4: Her twenty seventeen autobiography Unbreakable, topped the Ozzie charts in

1032
00:43:58,280 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 4: its first week.

1033
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 2: Somebody good to be fair now an accomplished commentator and coach.

1034
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:03,840
Speaker 5: There's a rumor.

1035
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 3: Going around she's picking on the racket again.

1036
00:44:06,239 --> 00:44:08,839
Speaker 2: Here's it's talk to our races. I'd probably give them

1037
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 2: a serve or two. Welcome to the show, Elena dock Itch.

1038
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,640
Speaker 3: Yes you're Lena Docky spoken to the show mate.

1039
00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:16,120
Speaker 10: How are you?

1040
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 7: Thank you? I'm good. Thank you for that beautiful intro.

1041
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,440
Speaker 3: By the way, no worries at all.

1042
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: It is going to say I'm looking at a two

1043
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,879
Speaker 1: year transformation before and after sort of a shot here mate,

1044
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 1: you are looking amazing.

1045
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:28,960
Speaker 7: Thank you so much. I appreciate it.

1046
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:30,000
Speaker 3: Not a problem at all.

1047
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 1: And you've got the number one best selling autobiography, Unbreakable,

1048
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: all about coming to Australia from Yugoslavia and just a

1049
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 1: highly publicized relationship with your dad in the media.

1050
00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 3: How does how does it feel to have all that

1051
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:41,879
Speaker 3: out there?

1052
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:42,280
Speaker 1: Elena?

1053
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 7: It feels good. It's something that I definitely wanted at

1054
00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:51,360
Speaker 7: some stage, certainly to talk about or write about. I

1055
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,200
Speaker 7: covered a lot of things that people definitely didn't know.

1056
00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 7: And obviously my story hasn't been easy, and you know,

1057
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:02,280
Speaker 7: from dealing obviously with domest violence, violence for over fifteen years,

1058
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 7: and mental health issues and almost committing suicide at one stage,

1059
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 7: so it's not the easiest story, but I felt like

1060
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 7: I had to tell it.

1061
00:45:09,880 --> 00:45:13,319
Speaker 2: Wow, congratulations for right yeah, and again the success to

1062
00:45:13,360 --> 00:45:15,840
Speaker 2: one side. Honestly, the courage to write about it, Elena,

1063
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 2: well done.

1064
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 1: Well done, mate, thank you, thank you.

1065
00:45:18,560 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 2: Hey. Before we move on, Elana, Lifeline's number is thirteen

1066
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 2: eleven fourteen. If you if by listening to that you're

1067
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,840
Speaker 2: having any issues around that. But on a lighter note, Elena,

1068
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 2: I heard a rumor that there might be a return

1069
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 2: to the circuit. Is there any truth to that rumor?

1070
00:45:32,719 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 7: You're really asking the tough questions, aren't you what I do?

1071
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 7: I wouldn't exactly say I'm coming back, but at the

1072
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 7: same time, I say never say never to thinks I

1073
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,080
Speaker 7: can already see the big headlines that I'm coming back,

1074
00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:48,240
Speaker 7: But don't take it that way.

1075
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 3: Do we just make a headline? What's the story?

1076
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,959
Speaker 7: Well, I know I know how it goes I'm eating

1077
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,920
Speaker 7: a few both for fun. Let's just leave it at that.

1078
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:59,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, now moving from you know, the hard hitting questions

1079
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: up to another hardheading questions. But what did you think

1080
00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 1: about ash Barty's one bat on a chopping board yesterday?

1081
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:06,399
Speaker 10: Oh?

1082
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 7: Look, she's doing so well in playing incredible tennis. It's

1083
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:13,560
Speaker 7: great to see because she hasn't played in twelve months. Yeah,

1084
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:16,560
Speaker 7: pretty incredible to come out of the twelve month break

1085
00:46:16,600 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 7: and win a tournament. She had a couple of tough

1086
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 7: matches and she was able to get through that, so

1087
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:22,399
Speaker 7: she's actually in a great form.

1088
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,760
Speaker 2: I mean as a professional. How much of an impact

1089
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 2: will that lockdown before the tournament have on some players?

1090
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 10: Oh?

1091
00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:31,799
Speaker 7: Look, I think everyone deals with it differently. I think

1092
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 7: it also depends a lot on what you've been able

1093
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:34,799
Speaker 7: to do.

1094
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,800
Speaker 1: And Elena, I know, speaking about the players in lockdown,

1095
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:41,960
Speaker 1: I know, coming from Yugoslavia, I've heard that apparently they

1096
00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:44,560
Speaker 1: only have their hair washed by other people.

1097
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 3: So you could really empathize with Bernie tomics. Girlfriend, I

1098
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 3: really have.

1099
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:53,440
Speaker 7: No comment on that one. You've asked me a question

1100
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 7: that I'm really Yeah, it's really hard to comment from

1101
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 7: all of that, and perhaps yeah, a little bit too

1102
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:05,040
Speaker 7: much attention on something like that as crazy as that.

1103
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 7: Our comment was.

1104
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 2: Tennis from here, your medium.

1105
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 7: And all the great tennis players that I here.

1106
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 3: It's great, it's amazing that it's going ahead. Don't forget

1107
00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 3: Channel nine.

1108
00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 1: They're all out there tomorrow, all the way from Zverev

1109
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 1: to Curios. We've got John Milman's going to be out

1110
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: there for the Aussies as well. So there's a whole

1111
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 1: load of tennis that you guys can wrap your eyes

1112
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:29,720
Speaker 1: around later tonight.

1113
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 3: So today, no, he lost him five. We're right across

1114
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 3: it here, aren't We dropped the poor Elena.

1115
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Speaker 1: Thanks for joining us. You can watch it on Channel

1116
00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:48,000
Speaker 1: nine nine now stream it online. It's been a pleasure making.

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Speaker 1: Grat's on the new book as well, and good luck

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Speaker 1: for the rest of the tournament.

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Speaker 7: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: Thank you guys.

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Speaker 1: We're about to get out of you because come on,

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Speaker 1: Jack right up next to a much stronger show than

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Speaker 1: we are.

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Speaker 3: It's been nothing short of two hours of drool here.

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Speaker 1: But you can get it on the podcast Will and

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Speaker 1: Woody wherever you get your podcast. Woulds, a ten year old,

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Speaker 1: has challenged us to say that we can't go back

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Speaker 1: to school. As of tomorrow, our journey kicks off. We

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Speaker 1: are going back to school see whether or not we

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Speaker 1: can survive it.

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Speaker 2: I've actually got a few makeover ideas for the Seal

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Speaker 2: of Us before we return to school, so I'll be

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Speaker 2: touching on that tomorrow.

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Speaker 3: I won't be complying with any of them.

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Speaker 2: Well you need to be, and you know, I don't

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Speaker 2: want to point to certain characteristics but boldness.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: Today on the show, to prepare ourselves for returning to school,

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Speaker 2: we were hearing people's embarrassing stories from school, and my goodness,

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Speaker 2: I think this one took the cake.

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Speaker 11: Oh well, I had an issue where I was la

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Speaker 11: tost intolerant and I always used to think I was

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Speaker 11: smarter than the whole world. And I thought, you know what,

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Speaker 11: before my bio class, I'm going to drink you know,

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Speaker 11: some milk, and that's going to build up the immune

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Speaker 11: system and you know, do what it's meant to do.

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Speaker 11: I walked into class thinking, yep, I'm the man. And

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Speaker 11: obviously when you drink milk when you're lactose intolerance, you

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Speaker 11: have no control, no matter how good of a man

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Speaker 11: you think you are. And I dropped my guts and

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Speaker 11: we ended up working on the football over for the

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Speaker 11: rest of the.

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Speaker 3: Club strawdry stuff.

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Speaker 1: Remember that, guys, when you have lactose intolerance, you don't

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Speaker 1: control your guts, no matter how much of a man

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Speaker 1: you might think you are. It's a lesson for all

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Speaker 1: the kids out there playing with their bow intolerances, no

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Speaker 1: matter how much of a man you think you are,

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Speaker 1: She'll be a cracker of a week This week, guys,

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Speaker 1: we are going to be going back to school. If

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Speaker 1: you've got a traumatic moment that you want us to relive,

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Speaker 1: maybe hit us up on Instagram, Facebook, Will and would

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Speaker 1: you get anything you missed on the podcast? And yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll see you tomorrow from.

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Speaker 3: Fourth see what you're hearing.

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Speaker 1: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Will and Woody