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Speaker 2: Why from Richmond Gold one four point three hat.
Speaker 3: Tu, Melbourne, Australia, broadcasting to the world Christian.
Speaker 2: He's got the big old man belly sticking.
Speaker 4: Out like et It's ridiculous. It's not kind of fit
Speaker 4: for show.
Speaker 3: Oh you know what I thought some of that square onebatpoos.
Speaker 5: Now, Happy Tuesday? Everybody said, no one ever? Good morning
Speaker 5: is Tuesday morning, six minutes past six? How great was
Speaker 5: it to have an extra day off?
Speaker 2: See?
Speaker 3: I think it is a happy Tuesday because it's a
Speaker 3: double winner long weekend if you get the three days
Speaker 3: off and then you come into a four day working week.
Speaker 5: Also, don't you find just having that extra one day
Speaker 5: off and turn it into three day weekend you actually
Speaker 5: do more?
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't.
Speaker 3: What did you get done?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Well, obviously this week for us is moving, so we
Speaker 5: move in two days time, so where we're actually all
Speaker 5: packed up, so lot two days of non stop packing.
Speaker 2: But then yesterday actually was allowed out of the.
Speaker 5: Compound by my captor slash wife. I had a day
Speaker 5: out yesterday, which was a lovely chance for my wife
Speaker 5: to take me to the emporium in the CBD and
Speaker 5: watch her try five jackets on repeatedly, just rotating through
Speaker 5: them for about forty minutes.
Speaker 3: What a trait.
Speaker 5: Ah, there was a fantastic tree. Do you know what
Speaker 5: the last year I thought seems really mean when people
Speaker 5: might make generalizations about Collingwood fans, all right, until I
Speaker 5: saw what I saw yesterday.
Speaker 2: This is it.
Speaker 5: I'm not exaggerating anything, this is what. I'm so disappointed
Speaker 5: that it wasn't being filmed and that only one of
Speaker 5: the persons saw what I saw. So in I believe
Speaker 5: it was Myers or David Jones and the importanent. So
Speaker 5: right in the middle of the CBD a couple in
Speaker 5: their late fifties. It's only about eleven the morning, but
Speaker 5: they appear to have already had a couple.
Speaker 3: It's a big day for colling Yeah, we're good on
Speaker 3: them for supporting that big thing as well, the big Freeze.
Speaker 5: It is amazing. However, he had a pies top on,
Speaker 5: so straight away I'm like, Okay, what's going on with
Speaker 5: these two? She wants to try to dress on. She's
Speaker 5: got like these big sort of black combat pants on
Speaker 5: and big boots.
Speaker 2: They're in their late fifties. Okay.
Speaker 5: The lady says, all right, well, okay, you always if
Speaker 5: you want to try the dress on.
Speaker 2: The fitting rooms are just over there. She goes. That's
Speaker 2: when I stopped.
Speaker 5: I'm doing I'm all in whatever's happening here now I'm
Speaker 5: now joining this party. I shuffled over a bit to
Speaker 5: get The lady says again, they're just over there, the
Speaker 5: fitting rooms. She just puts the dress on there and
Speaker 5: then right, and then he goes, oh, look to give
Speaker 5: it a better idea, you've still got your trousers on.
Speaker 5: No way, no, no, this gets better because you still got
Speaker 5: your trouser And why don't you it's just over there?
Speaker 2: Do you want to carry right? She goes unbuckles the pan.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, my.
Speaker 2: Our ankles shuffles like that like a kid would. Who
Speaker 2: wipe me? To a mirror.
Speaker 5: She looking at the dress, sends old Macy with the
Speaker 5: pie shirt on with her Hello. He then says, you
Speaker 5: know when he actually says that, my god, woweotypes of course.
Speaker 2: Your pies fans. I get it. Amazing, I've finally seen it.
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Speaker 5: As always, we hang on Patsy's every word during the
Speaker 5: news pig story. At the end, the pig can't walk
Speaker 5: the streets anymore? Why what's going on?
Speaker 4: The piggy is too big and too unruly? Apparently this
Speaker 4: is a pig in Wangaratta, about three hours away in
Speaker 4: the state's north face, my hometown, and doesn't say how
Speaker 4: how much he weighs, but he's a whopper.
Speaker 5: Jack's found out it's three hundred kilos, has a car,
Speaker 5: a small.
Speaker 4: Car anyway, the owner's been slept with an eight hundred
Speaker 4: dollars fine for walking him on a lead, which they've
Speaker 4: done for two years apparently.
Speaker 2: So what this walk through the streets?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So why can't they do that anymore?
Speaker 5: What's wrong with if the song was to take that nice,
Speaker 5: big old pig for a walk, why they've been fine?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: You know what I bet it is? I bet it's
Speaker 4: you know that one person that complains to local council.
Speaker 2: The old classic. We've all got it in every street
Speaker 2: with live.
Speaker 5: The old pig complainer, just one perpe the old pig
Speaker 5: complain Everyone knows who the local peak complainer.
Speaker 4: Is, so grunts stuck in the backyard.
Speaker 5: No, I don't think it's that Jack's loop tints before,
Speaker 5: as we've done for bad behavior causing a disturbance.
Speaker 3: Well, it says the pig. The reason it started they
Speaker 3: started giving out the fines is because the pig got
Speaker 3: loose and it took police hours.
Speaker 2: To contain it.
Speaker 5: Come on, pig on the loose. That's amazing. It's at
Speaker 5: the police hours and.
Speaker 3: The owner is saying it's unfit because the new mayor
Speaker 3: of Wangarada gets a.
Speaker 4: Wall Jean around went to school with Dean rece.
Speaker 2: Hang in a minute, he's now the man. He's walking
Speaker 2: a goat around. What's going on up there, doesn't it?
Speaker 2: Sew us?
Speaker 5: I saw these lovely photos of the air balloons over
Speaker 5: your long weekend, Patsy, Where did you go?
Speaker 4: We went to Brown Brothers at Milliwa to their cellar
Speaker 4: door and just over the road they had these magnificent
Speaker 4: about ten balloons that they lit up at night to music,
Speaker 4: including the Van Go One. Have you seen that one
Speaker 4: fly over Melbourne recently? Yah, it's amazing, It's incredible. And
Speaker 4: then each morning over the weekend you could go at
Speaker 4: sunrise and watch them take off. It was such such
Speaker 4: a sight.
Speaker 2: It was beautiful and you got wine there and all
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we worked our way through the local produce
Speaker 4: quite well.
Speaker 5: Oh you're also correct, by the way, Patsy, when you
Speaker 5: emailed me saying where you've been over the weekend, Van
Speaker 5: go becomes Van Gofer about the amazing Van Gopher balloon.
Speaker 5: I think because year really got touched into that wine.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 5: I seriously think actually it should be a three day
Speaker 5: weekend every weekend.
Speaker 2: There's it.
Speaker 3: There's a country who does it, Sweden? Maybe is that
Speaker 3: right country to get away with it? Think through the
Speaker 3: four day working do you know? I think it genuinely right.
Speaker 3: I think we're better. I think we're better for everyone's happiness.
Speaker 3: If you had just one extra day on the Monday,
Speaker 3: I think we do more because these days especially you've
Speaker 3: got kids.
Speaker 5: You know, on Saturday, you can wipe that out with
Speaker 5: just their school stuff or school sports for our two.
Speaker 5: So Saturday's done. Then you've got Sunday and you're tired.
Speaker 5: But if you had that extra day, you might go
Speaker 5: away or you would do more. But then also when
Speaker 5: you get back on a Tuesday, people expect to do
Speaker 5: five days work in four days.
Speaker 4: I do that, though, what do mean to do?
Speaker 2: Start petition?
Speaker 4: Definitely?
Speaker 5: You know there's always petitions flying around and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: What can we start the three day weekend petition?
Speaker 2: I think it'd be a lot.
Speaker 3: Better for that way, you will be the strongest thing
Speaker 3: this breakfast show ever does. If we can instill a
Speaker 3: work in the city. How did that happen? Oh, it's
Speaker 3: a breakfast show like a promotional.
Speaker 2: I feel like I should listen to just to thank them.
Speaker 3: They got four hundred signatures.
Speaker 5: So yesterday then just bite my wife dragging me around
Speaker 5: the emporium in the CBD so that she could get
Speaker 5: because she's my wife has just a dispabortion amount of
Speaker 5: joy from going around a cell. Oh now clearance cell,
Speaker 5: so that she just loves it. She seems to forget.
Speaker 5: She seems that the way she took Chris, it's on
Speaker 5: soal you go and look around, everything is a clearance cell.
Speaker 4: She's doing you a favor, she's saving your money, but
Speaker 4: she's not.
Speaker 5: She's she seems to think it's like they're giving it
Speaker 5: away for free. It's still going to pay for it.
Speaker 5: You could just walk out. The store's still going to
Speaker 5: pay for it, even if it is a clearance set
Speaker 5: clearance sound everywhere.
Speaker 3: And those stores have a sale eleven months out of
Speaker 3: twelve months.
Speaker 4: Of the year as well to make you think, oh no,
Speaker 4: the June sales are the best ones.
Speaker 2: Though listen, see this is the trick, this is the propaganda.
Speaker 4: This is why is it the best one Because they're
Speaker 4: the heaviest discounts and a financial year clear out.
Speaker 2: You're doing a live read.
Speaker 3: But why did they I never understood why do they
Speaker 3: have to get rid of everything before the end of
Speaker 3: the financial year.
Speaker 4: Well, their books look good.
Speaker 5: Just explain that to me. Then to a lay person
Speaker 5: like Jack and I. How do the books look good
Speaker 5: because well, stock.
Speaker 4: That's left on the shelf is in the red, isn't it,
Speaker 4: So they need to sell it and bring in new
Speaker 4: season stock.
Speaker 5: Well I was driving past massive Mercedes garage on the
Speaker 5: Being Highway and they were doing the same thing. End
Speaker 5: of financial year, everything must go. Even during the game yesterday,
Speaker 5: right they had this big every ad break, there was
Speaker 5: the Harvey Norman cell is on right now. If people
Speaker 5: are going to go sod the seal calm now there's
Speaker 5: a couch with my name on it. This isn't covedable.
Speaker 5: I'm going to go and get it. There's a Harvey
Speaker 5: Norman saying on right now, this game.
Speaker 3: Is pretty uninspiring.
Speaker 2: Fans.
Speaker 5: I'd rather be being dragged around a Harvey Normal store,
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Speaker 5: last year of working with chat Poster is that there
Speaker 5: are a lot of movies you haven't seen.
Speaker 3: I feel like I've seen a lot, just a lot
Speaker 3: that you guys talk about haven't seen.
Speaker 5: And so what he decided to do, and this is brilliant,
Speaker 5: is see one great movie a week for the next year.
Speaker 3: Yep, I haven't seen Harving any of the classics. Every
Speaker 3: time somebody mentions The Godfather, I mean, we seem to
Speaker 3: talk about Top Gun a lot on this show for
Speaker 3: some reason. I haven't seen a lot of the classics.
Speaker 5: So over the long weekend, then you saw one of
Speaker 5: the greatest movies ever made.
Speaker 3: Yeah, first one of So for the next fifty two
Speaker 3: weeks we're watching one a week. The first one we
Speaker 3: chose was Goodfellas.
Speaker 5: What a great such a great movie for me. I'm
Speaker 5: a massive school Sacy fan. I actually think it's his
Speaker 5: best movie. It's such a great story, so well told,
Speaker 5: and I saw a brilliant documentary on it. He didn't
Speaker 5: want to make any more Mob movies because obviously did
Speaker 5: the go The Godfather. And then he read the book
Speaker 5: Wise Guy, which is about the Henry Hill, just who
Speaker 5: Radiota plays in the movie, and he rang the writer
Speaker 5: of it, who was a journalist, Nicholas Peleggie, and said,
Speaker 5: this is the book I've.
Speaker 2: Been waiting to make a film of my whole life.
Speaker 5: And then Nicholas Pledgie said it to him, this is
Speaker 5: the phone call I've been waiting to get my whole life.
Speaker 5: They wrote the screenplay together of What Is. I think
Speaker 5: it's a masterpiece of storytelling.
Speaker 3: And the performances are great. I mean, you've got de Niro,
Speaker 3: which you're doing great impression of powerful, and then the
Speaker 3: music in the film, which you're playing now, but also
Speaker 3: like two Rolling Stone songs in the Sunshine of Your Love,
Speaker 3: all the music in there is you so well.
Speaker 5: And as he sort of becomes more and more unhinged
Speaker 5: to all the drugs as well, the music gets more
Speaker 5: cranky as well, the bit with the helicopter surveillance scene, and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that the way they should that whole day where
Speaker 3: it is, and you get quite stressed watching it all.
Speaker 5: And as much as it's about what happened that the
Speaker 5: life and times of Henry Hill played by Radiotta in
Speaker 5: the movie, and de Niro is fantastic in it as well,
Speaker 5: it's quite a subtle underplay performance by Denio.
Speaker 2: The real star of it for me is Joe Pesci.
Speaker 4: He's so he's scary in it.
Speaker 2: He is, He's scary, manic.
Speaker 5: That funny how scene is horrible in the bar, Yeah,
Speaker 5: and he's going funny, how, how funny? He's just you
Speaker 5: want the camera to cut. It's awful, please, and it
Speaker 5: stays at lingers. It's so fragile and brittle. It's it's
Speaker 5: so hard to watch, but it is so brilliant. Wasn't
Speaker 5: In the original screenplay it says they were having lunch
Speaker 5: and Joe Peshi's apparently and you can imagine a great storyteller,
Speaker 5: and he was just saying how he used to work
Speaker 5: in a restaurant. This real life mobster came in one
Speaker 5: lunch and Joe Peshi starts saying, you know, you're a
Speaker 5: really funny guy, and he literally did the whole funny how,
Speaker 5: I don't understand what do you mean? School says this,
Speaker 5: school says, he goes, that's terrifying geduation. She went, no,
Speaker 5: it's quite funny, was a bit scary, goes no, no, no,
Speaker 5: We've got an amazing story and and rewrote the entire
Speaker 5: movie to fit that scene in.
Speaker 2: So good feathers, then mark our ten.
Speaker 3: Oh nine out of ten we like besides Yankee just
Speaker 3: found it a little bit violent, but she loved it
Speaker 3: as well. But we both loved it. It's the first
Speaker 3: one and narrow away on this journey of fifty two
Speaker 3: movies we got. I put it up on Instagram. I
Speaker 3: got a huge response.
Speaker 2: From where'd you go to next? And what should the
Speaker 2: other fifty one?
Speaker 3: Or what should the other ones be? I'll quickly read
Speaker 3: a couple of it all to say otherwise or no.
Speaker 2: What were you doing? So did you sit down? Have
Speaker 2: some like nibbles?
Speaker 5: Because there's a big it's a great epic long movie
Speaker 5: as well, so between and half hours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was worried about the time limit because I
Speaker 3: I feel like.
Speaker 2: I actually got going on you just said you didn't
Speaker 2: do anything at all over the.
Speaker 3: So I actually used one of your tips, got the
Speaker 3: ironing board out and put it down to its lowest
Speaker 3: level in front of the couches.
Speaker 5: That's what I might not to watch The Good Fellas
Speaker 5: whilst doing the inning. You don't suspect a school sacy.
Speaker 2: Movie like that on you?
Speaker 3: Well, I got heaps done because of a long movie.
Speaker 3: Got the whole water.
Speaker 5: You kind of draw your attention into respect the great
Speaker 5: that's the Good Fellas, all right? So nine out of ten?
Speaker 5: What are the highlights? What are the other people saying?
Speaker 5: Are the movies you should go and see?
Speaker 3: Well, Top Guns at the top of the list, Rear Window, Piano,
Speaker 3: Dead Poet Society, Yeah, definitely, Dirty Dancing, Jaws, Twelve Angry Men,
Speaker 3: Cinema Paradiso, Yeah you heard of that one, Flew over
Speaker 3: the Cuckoo's Nest.
Speaker 5: What about Amilie if you want to go house that's
Speaker 5: free about talking cappuccino machine.
Speaker 2: It's very good.
Speaker 3: Psycho is on there, which I've told you I've seen
Speaker 3: the porn one.
Speaker 2: You work with her, you don't need to see. You're excused.
Speaker 5: Cooling now though, what are the classic movies should jacksone
Speaker 5: nine four one four one O four three. Suppose you've
Speaker 5: sobered up from Friday nine four one four, one four three.
Speaker 2: What are the classic movies should Jacksie, The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell, Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three?
Speaker 2: What classic great movies would you recommend? Jack?
Speaker 5: Post Go Season, Spend the next year? Watch one a
Speaker 5: week nine one O four three. It's just one good feathers.
Speaker 5: You need to leave it a couple of months before
Speaker 5: you dip in and do another. Robert de Niro, I'd
Speaker 5: be very happy if there was a TV channel that
Speaker 5: was twenty four hour De Niro simply cool, Bobby and
Speaker 5: it's just twenty four hour to Niro movies, very songs,
Speaker 5: but my favorite one of his, actually, one of my
Speaker 5: favorite d Niro movies is Midnight Run.
Speaker 3: Oh I haven't seen it, shout outed to the list.
Speaker 5: Yeah, please please do. Both you and Bankle will love that.
Speaker 5: It's a drama comedy. Yeah, it's comedy, but it's got
Speaker 5: the heart the ending will or will meunce your heart?
Speaker 2: Every time?
Speaker 5: It's a really it's genuinely a very very very funny movie.
Speaker 5: It is a comedy Yeah, it's great. Have you also
Speaker 5: seen Analyze this? No?
Speaker 2: Hold, yeah, you've seen The Big Lebowski.
Speaker 3: I have seen that.
Speaker 2: Great. Okay, all right, Patsy, what would you reckon? What's
Speaker 2: What's what? What's your top three favorite movies?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Wow, that's a hard one. Probably one of the bridget jo,
Speaker 4: don't mock me.
Speaker 5: They're great fun I actually watched it recently, really really smart,
Speaker 5: funny rom coms.
Speaker 2: Nothing, there's nothing one with that yet? What else?
Speaker 4: Falling Down? Michael Douglas, that's a great movie.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that. Is that where he's like a worker?
Speaker 3: I want to see that.
Speaker 4: We can all relate to that on a Friday afternoon.
Speaker 2: Goes ballistic? Head is right now? Guy turned Psycho. It's
Speaker 2: a great It's a great movie.
Speaker 4: Though, brilliant And you know what else is good with
Speaker 4: Michael Douglas too?
Speaker 5: Jack is.
Speaker 2: The Game?
Speaker 5: No, that is.
Speaker 4: Brilliant though, yes, I would add that definitely.
Speaker 3: That is Full of Space.
Speaker 2: Do you recommend Basic Instinct or Page?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, I think you do have to see that. Sharon
Speaker 4: Stone is brilliant.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's go to Paul. Good morning, Paul, good morning,
Speaker 5: I'm good mate. I hope you had a good long weekend.
Speaker 5: What's the what's the movie Jack has to see?
Speaker 4: Look?
Speaker 6: I love Good Fellows fantastic, but Casino.
Speaker 2: Is that right? Yes? See? I always it the other
Speaker 2: way around because Sina was a great movie. And do anything.
Speaker 2: Sharon Stone's awesome and that she's the start.
Speaker 3: Yeah again.
Speaker 7: And Joe's character it may as well be the exact
Speaker 7: same character.
Speaker 5: It looks like he just walked from the set before
Speaker 5: they whacked him in Good Fellows straight onto and listen,
Speaker 5: he got the outfit.
Speaker 2: We're starting, we're starting to work tomorrow on a new one.
Speaker 2: You're still the same psycho to the voice.
Speaker 8: And then and the finals seen it against the half
Speaker 8: of the Rise in some playing and they knocking everybody
Speaker 8: off on Yeah.
Speaker 5: Paul, you maybe want to dig that out this weekend. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's definitely one to watch it on the list. Thanks Paul.
Speaker 5: All right, thanks Paul, have a good week. Let's go
Speaker 5: to Connor. Good morning, Connor morning, guys. Yeah, we're good
Speaker 5: you thanks for cool on the show.
Speaker 2: What are your movies?
Speaker 5: Then?
Speaker 2: What should Jack be watching?
Speaker 6: So there's a couple of our reconjec should watch. One
Speaker 6: should be the director's tut of Mad Mates.
Speaker 5: That should be why I'm not seeing the directors come
Speaker 5: A big fan of these director's cuts because I Almost
Speaker 5: Famous is a great movie. The director's cut of that,
Speaker 5: the Cameron co longer version is it. It's a slightly
Speaker 5: different movie. It's brilliant.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's unreal. The other two movies I recommend to
Speaker 6: be the original type of Gone in sixty Seconds, maybe
Speaker 6: back in the seventies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't know remake.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't know. I still was an original one.
Speaker 6: Nicholas Cage's the remake have Gone sixty Seconds?
Speaker 2: Who's in the original? I can't remember off the top
Speaker 2: of Nicholas Cage. Just a baby.
Speaker 6: For the last movie he should really watch with his
Speaker 6: wife in the dark is definitely Christine.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's terrifying.
Speaker 3: What's what's the last one?
Speaker 5: Christine Stephen King books on horror movie It's terrifying.
Speaker 2: Vie you never sleep again for the rest of his
Speaker 2: life is terrifying.
Speaker 3: Connor, I don't Connor, I hate I hate horror movies.
Speaker 3: I just can't. I haven't seen any of them.
Speaker 6: That's a story about a possessed car, so you'll be right.
Speaker 2: That sounds like Herbie Makon.
Speaker 5: It sounded like ghost bananas. All right, Connor, thanks, you
Speaker 5: come in. We take some more movie recommendations.
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Speaker 5: So some last movie recommendations for Jack to spend the
Speaker 5: next year getting through a big load of movies.
Speaker 2: Have you seen a Field of Dreams?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Is that the ghost baseball?
Speaker 2: Ghost Dad? Who doesn't want to play catch with the
Speaker 2: dead ghost Dad?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: I haven't seen it, builders and they will come.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful.
Speaker 5: One who flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest If you want
Speaker 5: to remind yourself why Jack Nicholson is still regarded one
Speaker 5: of the great actors. One who flew Over the Cuckoo's
Speaker 5: Nest based on a great novel, Sad Novel by Ken Casey,
Speaker 5: is an amazing movie.
Speaker 3: Okay, I've seen The Shining Is he similar? Similar?
Speaker 5: Guy?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, it's a brilliant movie. You love that. Have you
Speaker 2: seen Silence of the Lambs?
Speaker 3: Seen Silent to the Lambs? Bread movie?
Speaker 5: Have you seen The natural This is an older movie,
Speaker 5: Robert red movie. It's a great movie.
Speaker 2: The Naturalist, beautiful movie. He is a great movie as well.
Speaker 5: It's a Michael Man movie, but it feels like it
Speaker 5: was directed by Scots Sac. I can get to fifty
Speaker 5: two from your Red. Have you seen any of Albert
Speaker 5: Brooks's movies like Broadcast News or Defending Your Life?
Speaker 2: No, not even heard of it.
Speaker 5: They're great movies. Yeah, Broadcast News is very very good.
Speaker 5: There's a line in that movie. You know, sometimes you
Speaker 5: remember just a line in a movie. There's a line
Speaker 5: in Albert Brooks made really really funny, smart movies. There's
Speaker 5: a line in Broadcast News where he's an anchorman and
Speaker 5: another better looking, more successful in command comes in and
Speaker 5: basically takes his job and his girlfriend. His life falls apart,
Speaker 5: but it's so funny, it's about life. There's a bit
Speaker 5: where the very good looking guy this goes, what do
Speaker 5: you do when your real life just exceeds your dreams?
Speaker 5: Albert Brooks this goes keep it to yourself? Never a
Speaker 5: belly at Week goes by line all right, one last call, Ken,
Speaker 5: coome morning, I'm good Ken? So you obviously love you movies?
Speaker 2: What must have? What are the must see movies for you? Ken?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: Look Porkys?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay okay?
Speaker 3: Is that classic? Or is that just one of those
Speaker 3: silly like I would say it's a classic. Well, I'm
Speaker 3: trying to do the classics.
Speaker 2: Ken.
Speaker 9: Yeah, what about Dances with Wolves?
Speaker 2: Great movie?
Speaker 3: Heard, it's about five hours long.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's just it's a great, great movie.
Speaker 2: You can do it. Last of Moho Cans another brilliant one.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen that. My dad used to listen to
Speaker 3: the soundtrack.
Speaker 9: Yes, what about what about this one?
Speaker 6: The Big Trouble in Little China.
Speaker 5: Definitely, you can't go wrong with that. Kurt Russell. Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's a definite one to add to the list.
Speaker 3: All right, They're all on the list, Cane except Porkies,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 2: Yes, scratch that one off.
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Speaker 5: For a great email over the weekend from one of
Speaker 5: our listeners early to the party actually came up with
Speaker 5: this idea. He reversed his car into a ladies car
Speaker 5: in a can't park at a supermarket. They swapped details
Speaker 5: and then has to call us sort of all out
Speaker 5: to get repaired. He asks her out, very peaky bard,
Speaker 5: You might our listeners so bold people, She says, yes,
Speaker 5: they start dating now been married a couple of years. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so unusual ways you met your partner? What are the
Speaker 5: odd souvenirs that you've brought home from a night out?
Speaker 5: You know, sometimes we have a good old nights out
Speaker 5: or proper nights out and you bring something back with you.
Speaker 5: What are the odd souvenirs you've brought home from a
Speaker 5: night out? You've done this pattery, You were pretty far
Speaker 5: gone Friday night.
Speaker 4: My husband has back in his heyday with his mates.
Speaker 4: Brought home a parking metal once with coins in it.
Speaker 4: They couldn't get.
Speaker 2: The coin about the ground.
Speaker 3: Yes, he's a big, strong guy.
Speaker 5: He thought he was.
Speaker 4: After a few underreas been.
Speaker 3: Could he ever get the coins out?
Speaker 4: No, they couldn't get him out.
Speaker 2: Special rip the.
Speaker 5: Thing out the ground and you can't get the coins
Speaker 5: out that's a lot about parking me because that's amazing.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 5: So the odd souvenirs you brought home from my night out? Things,
Speaker 5: your pet has eaten. My dog ate a slice of
Speaker 5: my pizza yesterday.
Speaker 2: It didn't actually like it. I thought a dog would
Speaker 2: love pizza. Didn't like it.
Speaker 5: They had truffle all on though a bit too greasy.
Speaker 5: I think, okay, things your pet. Eight notable people you
Speaker 5: went to school with? Pat was name dropping earlier at
Speaker 5: half six, like a gooding. You went to school with
Speaker 5: the mayor of Lingoretta Race and he's the guy now
Speaker 5: who's walking around the town saying you can't.
Speaker 9: Walk that pizza anymore.
Speaker 2: But check out my goat on a leash?
Speaker 4: Do you know who else? I went to school with?
Speaker 4: Nick Cave.
Speaker 2: Thomas before.
Speaker 4: When you go to high school?
Speaker 5: What a school?
Speaker 1: This was?
Speaker 2: Mas Nick Cave, Patrina Jones. So have you got like
Speaker 2: a yearbook photo with Nick Cave? I'm sure Ivy's in
Speaker 2: like a three piece suit and that hair like that, playing.
Speaker 3: Like the same.
Speaker 4: His dad was a teacher at the school as well,
Speaker 4: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Love Nick Cave? All right?
Speaker 5: So notable people you went to school with and uninvited.
Speaker 5: Awkward scenes last week when we had to kind of
Speaker 5: uninvite Shane Crawford from being.
Speaker 2: Part of The Lives stage show.
Speaker 5: You could sit in the audience enjoy it, but just
Speaker 5: uninvited for being on the stage. We just didn't need
Speaker 5: him for this one, but we will be using him
Speaker 5: at some point. But awkwardly I had to uninvite him
Speaker 5: and it was It was a nasty scene. Whenever you've
Speaker 5: had to uninvite somebody or you've been uninvited. This happens
Speaker 5: a lot with wedding invites. They just presume that the
Speaker 5: kids are invited and then you have to tell them not.
Speaker 5: It's creates a lot of drama. All right, those are
Speaker 5: your stories today? Then nine four one one o four
Speaker 5: three give us.
Speaker 1: A call the Christian O'Connor, thank for sure, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point three.
Speaker 5: All right, So we just launched this week's five topic
Speaker 5: Tuesday five phoners at the same time. Have you got
Speaker 5: any stories about the topics today? If you have best
Speaker 5: to call, we get the next hour YouTube tickets. Have
Speaker 5: you ever been uninvited to something or had to uninvite someone?
Speaker 2: It is horrendous.
Speaker 5: Notable people you went to school with things you pet,
Speaker 5: eight odd souvenirs you brought home from a night out,
Speaker 5: and unusual ways you met your partner nine four one
Speaker 5: four one oh four three. Let's go to the lines, Darren,
Speaker 5: Good morning, Good morning, Christian Darren, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: Thanks for calling a five topic Tuesday.
Speaker 2: What have you got for us?
Speaker 9: Well, notable people you went to school with. I went
Speaker 9: to school with them and o sisters Denny and Kyle.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a great one, now, not really.
Speaker 9: Well, Denny was the most popular one back then, and
Speaker 9: Kylie wasn't doing too much. It was before obviously before
Speaker 9: she hit neighbors. And she wasn't that popular at high
Speaker 9: school either.
Speaker 2: And were there in the same year as you.
Speaker 9: They were in nineteen Kylie was. I did one one
Speaker 9: year with her.
Speaker 4: This was at Camberwell High Yeah that's correct.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he would run the Fane club in there or something.
Speaker 5: Everyone I know what school, everyone knows, everyone knows of mind.
Speaker 9: Well, Danny started about four years later. I think it
Speaker 9: was four or five years later. I was there about
Speaker 9: a year and then then left after she comes. But
Speaker 9: she was the most famous one because everyone you were
Speaker 9: from young tell on time but Kylie not so much.
Speaker 2: A late developer. Happens to all of us.
Speaker 3: So Darren, you're essentially saying Kylie didn't have many friends.
Speaker 9: Oh no, she didn't have many friends at all, to
Speaker 9: be honest.
Speaker 2: Exclusive saddens me. But then maybe that's all those great poppets.
Speaker 2: You've got to come from some place of.
Speaker 3: Painmotion, because I know friends at high school.
Speaker 2: The low commotion. It's a low commotion. Darren. Thanks, you
Speaker 2: have a good days, my boy.
Speaker 4: How quick was pats on that everyone knows that push
Speaker 4: anything on news?
Speaker 5: You know, I just bend the hairld somewhere? Did I
Speaker 5: read but the Minogue sisters? Nothing on Brian Adams.
Speaker 4: But the sisters, And now we're all about.
Speaker 2: Came. Good morning, Good morning, how are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good, can welcome to the show at a great
Speaker 5: long weekend. What's your topic for us this morning?
Speaker 10: How I met my now husband unusual face right? And
Speaker 10: what was it at a funeral? At my at my
Speaker 10: girlfriend's father's funeral. We met actually just before that with
Speaker 10: you know, when he passed away, and she invited me
Speaker 10: over for a quick drink and she was very sad.
Speaker 10: So I went over and I went, oh, he's nice,
Speaker 10: and then nothing after that. Then we went to the
Speaker 10: funeral a couple of you a week or so later,
Speaker 10: looked at one and who oh, yeah, I remember you.
Speaker 2: And then at a funeral you were fishing for a guy.
Speaker 3: I think he was, oh, come on, it's like you
Speaker 3: don't love us just as much as.
Speaker 5: He was across the aisle while bringing the coffin down
Speaker 5: trying to see over the coffin, put it past it
Speaker 5: a minute, let's come back now again now that he.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 7: And then it was just a wake afterwards.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ready, you hooked up at awake?
Speaker 10: I know, No, I didn't look up the wake.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 10: It took him two weeks after that to call me.
Speaker 2: Sure, I reckon you did? Listen, Kim, be honest. Did
Speaker 2: you two exchange have kisses? It's like a parent then,
Speaker 2: don't know to a kid, have you had kisses? Did
Speaker 2: you two kiss it awake?
Speaker 10: Maybe?
Speaker 5: Do you know what this happens a lot? There's something
Speaker 5: about death and the relief you have that you're alive.
Speaker 5: It's like an endorphin you. A lot of people get
Speaker 5: it on wakes.
Speaker 10: Well, twenty one years later, when we're pretty.
Speaker 5: Married, going get in the back of the hearse it's
Speaker 5: got that long flu okay, keep of course coming on
Speaker 5: nine four one.
Speaker 1: Four four three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold
Speaker 1: one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three one and two.
Speaker 5: Steph has just sent me a text saying the souvenir
Speaker 5: that she's brought home from the pub was Friday Night.
Speaker 5: It's a coaster signed by Huggy, our very own Huggy.
Speaker 5: She must have been out with us Friday night. Thank
Speaker 5: you very much to everyone that came along Friday night
Speaker 5: for last first ever late breakfast show, said about a
Speaker 5: year of the show at the Cooper's In. Thank you
Speaker 5: very much to the whole team at the Cooper's In
Speaker 5: for making everyone feels so at home.
Speaker 2: That was what a great place.
Speaker 3: That is the perfect venue for the first birthday.
Speaker 2: And Patsy might be a chance you just us to
Speaker 2: thank the bar staff.
Speaker 5: Now, come on, crecated, So let's just go through what
Speaker 5: Patsy had before introduced her five Bacardi and Cox.
Speaker 2: Oh no, they did have any four and two express
Speaker 2: on martinis.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's before she came out Shapers.
Speaker 2: Rock and roll.
Speaker 5: We had a great time. It was a big, big
Speaker 5: night for us and everyone who came along. Thank you
Speaker 5: very much for coming down and being such a good crowd.
Speaker 2: We loved it.
Speaker 5: Jack and Pants you absolutely smashed it, both of you
Speaker 5: as well, right right now. Yeah, and we all had
Speaker 5: heavy heads next day. I was a little bit dusting, Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2: Yeah. All right.
Speaker 5: So let's say this is what we're doing today on
Speaker 5: five toib A Tuesday. You two tickets for the best
Speaker 5: story We get you on the next twenty minutes. What
Speaker 5: did your pet eat?
Speaker 2: Please? No more calls. We get it right.
Speaker 5: My dog does it sometimes as well. It's disgusting they
Speaker 5: eat their own poop.
Speaker 8: We they do this.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: It's like we're looking for other stuff than that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a hotline at the moment, poor Jack.
Speaker 2: Also notable people you went to school with? Who do
Speaker 2: do go to school with? So far?
Speaker 5: The front row of the moment is the minogue sisters. Uninvited?
Speaker 5: Have you ever been uninvited to something? Or had to
Speaker 5: uninvite someone? Very awkward? Unusual ways you met your partner
Speaker 5: and souvenirs you brought home from a night out? No.
Speaker 5: Four one four one oh four three nrel good morning, Hello, Hello,
Speaker 5: is that NoREL It is Hello, NoREL. Okay, what's your
Speaker 5: story for us?
Speaker 2: Mate?
Speaker 7: My father went to school with Renault in person called
Speaker 7: Prince Charles.
Speaker 2: That's a pretty yes.
Speaker 7: So he actually shared a dorm with Prince Child back
Speaker 7: in the fifties at timber Top, which is a campus
Speaker 7: of Geelong Grammar.
Speaker 5: So Prince Charles came over to two terms here. I
Speaker 5: didn't realize this while you're in the hold, just had
Speaker 5: a quick look on Google. Prince Charles the two terms
Speaker 5: in Australia.
Speaker 7: That's right, that's right. And initially he had the security
Speaker 7: around you, but by the end of his stay there
Speaker 7: was no security and he had to conform to everything
Speaker 7: the other boys did and every day they had been
Speaker 7: inspections and monitoring of what they did and didn't do.
Speaker 7: And yeah, and occasionally he still sends a letter when
Speaker 7: they have their reunions and speaks upondly of his time
Speaker 7: at a Timbertop.
Speaker 2: So he sends a letters.
Speaker 5: Can't make it that reunion again for the last fifty years,
Speaker 5: Charlie Chuck, not a text.
Speaker 2: He's still going to old school. And where we was
Speaker 2: this Geelong? You say he was our It was a
Speaker 2: long grammar.
Speaker 7: But they actually have a campus called Timbertop and it's
Speaker 7: basically was out in the middle of nowhere and it
Speaker 7: was very much a bush retreat and.
Speaker 2: They had to experience. For Charlie boy, it was how
Speaker 2: did dad get on with them? They shared a dorm.
Speaker 7: It was just another one of the kids, another one
Speaker 7: of the students.
Speaker 2: So he was nothing responsible future King.
Speaker 7: I was told not to give him any special privileges.
Speaker 5: And so he's got those ears like that, was you
Speaker 5: lot just sticking him down a toilet pole, WEDGIEZ for
Speaker 5: the future King.
Speaker 7: I just thought they got up to trouble because there
Speaker 7: was definitely the girls in town that they would go
Speaker 7: hiking towards over the weekend hikes.
Speaker 5: Right, Okay, that's britt neraw I love that story. Thank
Speaker 5: you very much for sharing it with us this morning.
Speaker 9: Made no problems, all right?
Speaker 2: Thank you? How we got here? Mary Anne? Good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good? Mary Anne? Hope you well this morning?
Speaker 5: Thanks good, Thank you for calling five topics Tuesday.
Speaker 2: What have you got for us?
Speaker 11: Mate E Dold he ah to two Ja Berry and
Speaker 11: lived in Berry.
Speaker 1: Hell.
Speaker 11: We found he was one of those bull terriers carry
Speaker 11: the trail are the string and the trag way. We're
Speaker 11: hanging out.
Speaker 2: Very close to taking off on Tuesday. What your dog ate?
Speaker 2: Very close? All right? How's it going?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I want to say nine four one.
Speaker 1: Four one o four three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show,
Speaker 1: Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three, just seeing pats
Speaker 1: his liver.
Speaker 2: Just get out, walk out the door.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I'm here.
Speaker 5: Oh no, it doesn't sound I used to. I just
Speaker 5: heard the sound of you putting on your own headphones.
Speaker 2: What do you put up to?
Speaker 4: I was just serving a netter.
Speaker 2: She has to walk the floor? Pass that doesn't she?
Speaker 2: She walks the floor? Gold one four point three.
Speaker 5: It is to Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, seventeen minutes past eight.
Speaker 2: Okay, last few calls then for.
Speaker 3: Quick update on things that dogs have eaten a football, bladder,
Speaker 3: used tissues and Penny has I got all during that time?
Speaker 2: You can said the same person.
Speaker 5: They are all three different dogs, right, Okay? All right,
Speaker 5: So we're doing five to Tuesday. Louise, Good morning morning,
Speaker 5: Christian and team.
Speaker 9: How are you?
Speaker 2: We're good? How are you?
Speaker 11: I'm all right today? Doing there slowly?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And did you have a good long weekend?
Speaker 3: I did?
Speaker 11: I had a child free and partner free Monday. They
Speaker 11: went fishing.
Speaker 2: Oh brilliant. What did you do with your child free day?
Speaker 11: I watched Harry Potters?
Speaker 2: Which one the first one or one of the later ones?
Speaker 11: I had to watch the last few because obviously Elfie's
Speaker 11: a little bit too young for them, and he wants
Speaker 11: to watch them, but I have to watch them to
Speaker 11: see if they're too dark for him to watch them.
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 11: He's only seven, so do get darker as they do?
Speaker 11: So I've kind of gone now. He can't watch a
Speaker 11: nim more now.
Speaker 2: But you had a great date because the good movies,
Speaker 2: aren't they?
Speaker 5: They are? They are?
Speaker 11: I've just got one more to go, the last, the.
Speaker 2: Very last one, very thorough.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, can I send you some movies as
Speaker 5: well that I'm not sure are right for my kids?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You're like the AFL Integrity A Unit.
Speaker 11: Oh yeah, no anything football related?
Speaker 2: No, okay.
Speaker 11: I went to school with who I went to school
Speaker 11: with Wine Maloney, so Tony from neighbors and I went
Speaker 11: to school with Luke Hemsworth, so the non overly he's
Speaker 11: popular but not as popular.
Speaker 2: That's got to be tough.
Speaker 11: It's a Hemsworth.
Speaker 2: That's what the midwife said.
Speaker 5: It's it's going to be a successful as the others,
Speaker 5: but it's a it's a Hemsworth.
Speaker 2: I didn't know there was a Luke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why didn't he go to school with the others?
Speaker 11: No, I didn't know there was I actually don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know because because because there's Liam and obviously
Speaker 5: there's Chris. I didn't know there was that. I didn't
Speaker 5: know there was a Luke.
Speaker 2: Ye. And what does he do?
Speaker 11: He's a producer, I think, and he is an actor
Speaker 11: as well, but not as dominant in his pickings.
Speaker 5: It's tough as I always feel sorry for the guy
Speaker 5: on the drums in YouTube Fourth Wheel, got you got
Speaker 5: the Edge?
Speaker 2: Bono? Who's the guy? Joes? Larry? All right, Louis, that's
Speaker 2: a great one. Thanks coming here, have.
Speaker 11: A good one, babe.
Speaker 2: All right, let's go to who we got up next.
Speaker 2: He's in his garbo right now. This is Ian the Garbo.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Oh Christian? How are you mate?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 9: Pretty good yourself?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good? Did you have a day off yesterday?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 7: I didn't.
Speaker 2: What do you get double time? Do you get double time?
Speaker 9: I certainly do?
Speaker 2: Well, you deserve it all right in the garbo? Which
Speaker 2: one are you coming in about? Mate?
Speaker 9: Unusual ways you met your partner?
Speaker 2: All right? How did you to me?
Speaker 9: Back in nineteen ninety three, I went to Triple M's
Speaker 9: Desperate and Dateless ball.
Speaker 7: I got met hetched with a beautiful woman.
Speaker 9: And we got Mary twelve months after, and we stelep
Speaker 9: rating that twenty big wedding anniversary in February.
Speaker 2: Congratulation. That is so good. Congrats, that's amazing. Twenty five years.
Speaker 2: That's somethenly proud of. Obviously, the marriage has lasted longer
Speaker 2: than your relationship with Triple M.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's great to know that those things work. I
Speaker 3: always wonder about those singles parties if they actually work. Wow,
Speaker 3: you gotta make it work.
Speaker 2: And where did you wear? Do you have the ball?
Speaker 2: Where was it?
Speaker 5: It was set one of the old railway ships down
Speaker 5: the class. That's where I want to meet someone, in
Speaker 5: an old meeting, the old railway shed.
Speaker 2: It's the I'm desperate and dateless.
Speaker 9: They needed a venue big enough to hold about five
Speaker 9: sixty people.
Speaker 3: They don't signals parties like that anymore.
Speaker 5: That's mold on now or because of that, I And
Speaker 5: that's a great story.
Speaker 2: Thanks a lot.
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Speaker 5: dot Au. Last couple before the news headlines had on
Speaker 5: five topics Tuesday. I've been talking this morning. One of
Speaker 5: the five top it says about what your pets ate?
Speaker 5: No more about tea bags, David.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Good morning Christian. How are you.
Speaker 5: I'm good David. I hope you wound that you had
Speaker 5: a great long weekend. David, what did your pet eat?
Speaker 8: And my pet was a bit unique and on my
Speaker 8: Communion day he ran away. It was a hamster and
Speaker 8: my mom signed my hamster in our potato drawer back
Speaker 8: in Ireland, and my my hamster ate an entire potato. Hollywood.
Speaker 2: Now a couple of things of David.
Speaker 5: Obviously I could recognize the accent, their beautiful Irish accent.
Speaker 2: Communion obviously a.
Speaker 5: Big part of the Irish Fai potatoes, the main diet
Speaker 5: of ice. This has got everything, religion, potatoes, island.
Speaker 2: What do you mean the potato draw did you say?
Speaker 2: Or the pet lived in a drawer? No?
Speaker 8: Like I guess he had just a potato drawer, just yet,
Speaker 8: drawer full of potatoes, socks, underwear, potato.
Speaker 3: It's not in the bedroom, it'd be in the kitchen from.
Speaker 2: Hey, you're not being to iiland. Okay, that's not that
Speaker 2: far fetched, is it, David?
Speaker 8: Absolutely not. No, we like the match things up.
Speaker 5: And why with all this going on your communion? I
Speaker 5: remember my communion of my Irish nan and grand a
Speaker 5: very big moment for them.
Speaker 2: They're very proud of communion. Why did the hamster choose
Speaker 2: that take to run away? Was it too emotional?
Speaker 8: That was the most desire thing, because I thought it
Speaker 8: was my brothers in a prank for me or something
Speaker 8: like that. But no, no, And it was actually a
Speaker 8: week later that we found a speedy or hams there
Speaker 8: and then. But probably the saddest fact was that his
Speaker 8: feet wasn't able to touch the ground. So he's spinning
Speaker 8: around like a record.
Speaker 3: What do you mean he's the potato was in him
Speaker 3: filling him up?
Speaker 8: No, he ate the entire potato hole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he was so fat that his legs are
Speaker 3: off the ground.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, come on, so he was just basically a
Speaker 2: hamster potato.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and it did make it pretty sad, funeral, to
Speaker 8: be honest, just to shape up them when we were
Speaker 8: buried in the backguard.
Speaker 3: Make it that's sad.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's just taking a turn. This story has.
Speaker 8: Yeah, not too appealing, I guess, like the Marshall todato.
Speaker 5: But then you had to go for it, right, Okay,
Speaker 5: all right, David, thanks you call meteores bye bye.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's gold one oh four point.
Speaker 5: Three Christian Child calling in. They said it's best to
Speaker 5: email this story. Did they now?
Speaker 2: From Georgean about things my dog? We moved on.
Speaker 5: I brought my daughter home from hospital after she was born.
Speaker 5: I was changing her nappy and she still had a
Speaker 5: little bit of the black, crusty ubilical cord stuff in
Speaker 5: her belly.
Speaker 2: Buttone on, we don't need the rest of that. What
Speaker 2: the dog ate there?
Speaker 1: Something more?
Speaker 2: What pets have eaten, especially dogs.
Speaker 5: They would eat anything, their own mark and babies belly buttons.
Speaker 5: No more those please ever. Great email came in from
Speaker 5: Erica Webb. Erica was in the audience Friday Night for
Speaker 5: our beer for a year as we took over the
Speaker 5: coopers In. Thank you very much all the staff and
Speaker 5: team at Cooper's In for looking after everyone who came
Speaker 5: along and us so well as well, mainly Pats.
Speaker 2: I think they've still got some of the top shelf
Speaker 2: of spirits left pass.
Speaker 5: He demolished the rest of it as before she even
Speaker 5: got on stage and her throne, I mean four Bacardis
Speaker 5: and cokes and two expressive martinis and a glass of champagne.
Speaker 4: It's not much.
Speaker 2: Jack was looking about the RUMs. Yes, and so during
Speaker 2: that during the.
Speaker 5: Show that we did, okay, the end of it was
Speaker 5: a chap to this brilliant song we have to get
Speaker 5: on the show this week.
Speaker 2: It was called the Ball of the the Sidekick. It
Speaker 2: was the star turn the show.
Speaker 5: It was outstanding, very very smart, very clever, very unfair
Speaker 5: and I think it will take however, we're working through
Speaker 5: our issues.
Speaker 2: He's coming to work today.
Speaker 5: But anyway, just as I introduced it, and we've only
Speaker 5: been on stage about an hour, you learn Jackson to
Speaker 5: come and do his song now called the Battle of
Speaker 5: the Sidekick. He goes it's to toilet. Actually left the
Speaker 5: show to do to go to the toilet. Have you
Speaker 5: ever We've got to say this for tomorrow's show. Have
Speaker 5: you ever gone to see a show where one that
Speaker 5: people on stay to the band has had to leave
Speaker 5: to go because actually thinking about it, you think about
Speaker 5: I was seeing Springsteen throwing half hours.
Speaker 2: I don't see the guy go to the toilet. Is
Speaker 2: he wearing a nappy?
Speaker 3: And a lot of the time there they do have
Speaker 3: a beer island, they're chugging back waters.
Speaker 5: Mister Springsteen's got a hydrate through and half hours. It's
Speaker 5: he's such a you know, kinetic, energetic performer. But Jack
Speaker 5: needs to go to the toilet. I mean you do
Speaker 5: have a little peace sized bladder. Anyway, As a friend
Speaker 5: of mine who's in a British rock band called Kasabian
Speaker 5: and he's a guitarist in a band, asked him once
Speaker 5: we've just had a few drinks and he said, what
Speaker 5: he seriously has? It's his brother's side of the stage.
Speaker 5: He has a cat litter tray. No, he does, ye
Speaker 5: just it does just go on.
Speaker 3: He hides behind an amp and.
Speaker 2: Language like that.
Speaker 4: Jack believes himself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, into the cat litter tree.
Speaker 4: That's disgusting.
Speaker 3: That's what I need next time we do one of these,
Speaker 3: one of those jacks, you know what, I.
Speaker 2: Think it'd be very hap Have I got you like
Speaker 2: one of those cats? Scratching posts? Scratching post? Anyway? What
Speaker 2: was I saying?
Speaker 5: Yes, this comes from Erica. Good morning, Christian. What a
Speaker 5: tremendously entertaining night your first birthday bash was? Uh? Now,
Speaker 5: Erica was the winner of the huge gold one I
Speaker 5: four point three surfboard, I mean nine foot.
Speaker 3: You didn't believe me, Hey, it wouldn't have fit on
Speaker 3: the stage. We had to put in front of the
Speaker 3: stage standing up with it would have touched the roof.
Speaker 5: Monster of a surfboard. And Erica won it with a
Speaker 5: live stage version of makers say.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 5: She had a great story about Robert de Niro, and
Speaker 5: we said, look, you have to if you win it,
Speaker 5: you need to get it home. She's the mother of
Speaker 5: two teenage boys who loved to surf, so a great
Speaker 5: winner of it. And I was determined to get this
Speaker 5: board home. Plan A was to try and fit it
Speaker 5: in the car. Plan B was to take it home
Speaker 5: on the train. However, my husband, who you described on stage,
Speaker 5: as a robust looking man. He just sings solid. You know,
Speaker 5: some people are well put together. I didn't realtize at
Speaker 5: a time though, I was looking at a retired US
Speaker 5: Army colonel. Made his mission and it was mission accomplished.
Speaker 5: He took that nine foot monster of surfboard through the
Speaker 5: mean streets of Melbourne to the car park.
Speaker 2: Didn't even get one single.
Speaker 5: Odd look on Friday night at eleven o'clock from people
Speaker 5: out and about, got into the boot of the jeep
Speaker 5: and off we drove half an hour home. We called
Speaker 5: our two beautiful boys, told them that with a special
Speaker 5: gift that was just for them, and they waited up
Speaker 5: late until midnight to see what we brought about. They
Speaker 5: were so excited. There's a video. We got some great
Speaker 5: photos of the colonel. He looks like he's doing a
Speaker 5: full all kind of march through the scene with a
Speaker 5: massive but he's got a pace on and everything.
Speaker 2: Here is Erica in the car.
Speaker 10: Hey Christian, we got it in yay on our way
Speaker 10: home now and the boys are really looking forward to
Speaker 10: their surprise.
Speaker 8: So thank you so much again.
Speaker 3: Was it a piece of cake?
Speaker 5: Getting it in nine that's great Erica and your son's
Speaker 5: that's pretty I'm glad they got them. There's a picture
Speaker 5: of these two beautiful boys with the surfboard at home.
Speaker 5: I can see my signature on that, and then I
Speaker 5: can see Jack's. And I saw this on the night
Speaker 5: when you did it. Why did you sign something? And
Speaker 5: then wrote in letters underneath him block capital's Jack.
Speaker 2: Signed it, Pats and what are you doing? I'd like
Speaker 2: to put my name on it. Some people know it's Jack.
Speaker 3: I guess I don't sign that many autographs, to be honest,
Speaker 3: so the only time I sign a paper is on
Speaker 3: an official document where it's a.
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Speaker 5: Three on Friday showing you re late to the email parties,
Speaker 5: and we have one from Aaron McDonald, a new listener
Speaker 5: recently landed on the show and he's the one who's
Speaker 5: been listening to you on Hamish and Andy's show for
Speaker 5: a good couple of years. Yep, and documented how you've
Speaker 5: got previous about your demands about desks. Yes, sure, and
Speaker 5: I said, I send him a mug. Christian, I heard
Speaker 5: you read out my email on Friday show. Thank you
Speaker 5: you said, if I send you my two Nova mugs,
Speaker 5: you'd send me one back. How about we compromise. Will
Speaker 5: you send me something if I can capture an exciting
Speaker 5: video destroying both Nova mugs. I'm a green keeper, so
Speaker 5: I have access to construction and heavy duty agricultural machinery
Speaker 5: and equipment. Let me know if you're interested, Aaron McDonald,
Speaker 5: I am very very interested in you noisily destroying Nova mugs.
Speaker 3: Yes, in an entertaining way, he promises.
Speaker 2: Yes, So yeah, very up for that. How about we
Speaker 2: do this as a weekly thing.
Speaker 5: If you send me any merchandise from a rival radio station,
Speaker 5: we will then send it to Aaron McDonald for a
Speaker 5: weekly destruction.
Speaker 2: Do this he can do it.
Speaker 5: Come up with his own way each week of destroying
Speaker 5: rival radio station merchandise.
Speaker 2: Okay, starting with your own two.
Speaker 5: It's even not Fitzy and Whipper one and an over
Speaker 5: here in Melbourne as well. So yeah, if you do
Speaker 5: have any merchandise you want to send in to us
Speaker 5: and we'll send it on to our and police. Do that.
Speaker 5: We got the news on the way and today's at
Speaker 5: work time, wastter first chance you had to come and
Speaker 5: join us. We're hosting a screening. Is it next week
Speaker 5: or the week off?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's next week, next week, next week on Wednesday night,
Speaker 4: isn't it?
Speaker 3: Whoa We got to give away tickets.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're doing it for Toy Story four before it
Speaker 5: comes out. You can watch it with us. You can
Speaker 5: win on the time Waster next the.
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Speaker 2: What are you up to do next Wednesday night?
Speaker 5: Our movie club is back only three weeks after we
Speaker 5: did Rocket Man.
Speaker 2: We got a new one. Can't wait to see this
Speaker 2: Toy Story four.
Speaker 5: You can come to an advanced screening at our next
Speaker 5: Movie Club of Disney Pixars Toy Story four ventures into
Speaker 5: cinemas during the twentieth We're hosting our movie club the
Speaker 5: night before on the nineteenth, so we've got some passes.
Speaker 5: We've got an entire cinema just for you. Look to
Speaker 5: watch it with us today? Is that work where it's
Speaker 5: just how you can win your tickets? On World Running Day,
Speaker 5: we're better let them know that Keith Richards is coming.
Speaker 2: Pats Ah, Well it's a kid's movie.
Speaker 3: Shure have as many drinks available as.
Speaker 2: Its Pats.
Speaker 5: World Running Day. Today Speedy celebrities.
Speaker 2: Woshy gold Bo.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 5: Wosh she not wu wash Goldberg Quick revolt Yep, Oprah,
Speaker 5: what you got it?
Speaker 2: My friend? Oprah? Oprah and Bill Hurry?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: What did you got them for? Speed up a celebrity
Speaker 2: on World Running Day.
Speaker 3: Jodie Faster, Hurry Styles, Jerry Sprinter.
Speaker 2: No, that's oh so, Jenie Seifeld.
Speaker 3: Rapper Downy Jr. Nice and Katie Peregrin falcon the fastest
Speaker 3: animal in the world. It's not the peregrine falcon three
Speaker 3: hundred kilometers an hour.
Speaker 2: I can dive right, Yeah, what's more Katie the last one?
Speaker 3: Katie Peregrine Falcon.
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Speaker 5: time with Jack marks them. You can join us next
Speaker 5: week at our movie club comes to see Toy Story
Speaker 5: four the day before it comes the.
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Speaker 5: Our While Running Day Today's at work time waster is
Speaker 5: speed up a celebrity best.
Speaker 2: When we get this morning, you can come onto us.
Speaker 5: Next Wednesday night, we're hosting another movie club advanced screening
Speaker 5: of Toy Story four, Disney Pixar's Toy Story four out
Speaker 5: in cinemas June the twentieth. Bruce Sprint, Steen Gold, Race
Speaker 5: Witherspoon Silver, Julian Moravin well Done, quickerlous Cage Gold, Mick Jogger,
Speaker 5: oh Gold Class, Christian Hastings World, Steve Jobs Gold plus,
Speaker 5: Kevin Speedy Legend Silver, Lisa and Ididelle well done, Sprint
Speaker 5: Eastwood Silver plus, eat My Dustin Hoffman Clever Gold, Morgan
Speaker 5: Speedman Bad, Duane the Rocket, Johnson Silver, Greta Turbo, No,
Speaker 5: not really there, Bronze, Denzil. I'm glad this guy is
Speaker 5: a technife us on my Terror Ones Washington, So I
Speaker 5: like that Gold, Orlando Zoo.
Speaker 3: Good Silver plus, Joan Brunswick and.
Speaker 2: Keanu Speeds.
Speaker 3: Bronze.
Speaker 5: Yes, all right, Who's joining us next Wednesday night at
Speaker 5: our movie club for Toy Story four.
Speaker 3: It's a dead heir with Mick Juggler and Steve john Well.
Speaker 2: They can both have them.
Speaker 5: It's We've got an entire cinema enjoy receiving Wits two
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Speaker 2: Tell us what you now own?
Speaker 3: Well, you must recognize that I am looking manly a today.
Speaker 5: It's not just that I'm just beaming, glowing from your
Speaker 5: testosterone that you're emitting right now.
Speaker 3: I am the owner of an axe.
Speaker 2: Okay, why why?
Speaker 3: Well, we got a fireplace now. Two hundred and fifty
Speaker 3: kilos of firewood we bought in the week.
Speaker 2: What are you worried for.
Speaker 5: Two hundred and fifty kilos? Take it easy, stop finding
Speaker 5: the wood, leave some for the rest of us.
Speaker 3: How long will that last?
Speaker 5: Year?
Speaker 1: Years?
Speaker 5: Fifty?
Speaker 3: Well, they put the I'd never had a real fireplace,
Speaker 3: clearly if you're ordering that much wood. They put the
Speaker 3: fireplace in on Friday. Also thanks to the guys that
Speaker 3: Jetmaster just down on Swan Street.
Speaker 2: Big of the show. They are big supporters of the show.
Speaker 3: Big supporters of the show. I'm never been working now,
Speaker 3: So the first tim ra I put in was just
Speaker 3: some building materials that we had left over and that
Speaker 3: didn't work well. So when in gum Tree and this
Speaker 3: guy was doing two hundred and fifty kilos how much sale?
Speaker 3: Eighty five bars? That sounds like a good deal, very good.
Speaker 3: So I went out hardwood, hardwood, red gum. But it's
Speaker 3: not until you see two hundred and fifty KOs that
Speaker 3: you realize how much.
Speaker 4: Do you put all that?
Speaker 2: Well, now it's.
Speaker 3: Sitting in the backyard half the rangers for you. So
Speaker 3: we had to. As you're driving back with the truckload
Speaker 3: of red gum, we stopped and bought an axe so
Speaker 3: that I could chop it into smaller pieces. We actually
Speaker 3: take some inside and put in the fireplace. So I
Speaker 3: spent I spent the weekend chopping wood. And how you
Speaker 3: feel it is, I don't know what it does to you,
Speaker 3: but it makes you feel so good. It gives you
Speaker 3: a sense of purpose.
Speaker 2: And think there's a fine art to how to do
Speaker 2: it as well. Isn't there the handling of it?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know where to and it's it's not about
Speaker 5: the maximount of effort. There's a way which just glides
Speaker 5: through like a note through.
Speaker 2: That's right. I was.
Speaker 3: I was doing it the wrong way at first, and
Speaker 3: I was really trying to put everything into it. It's
Speaker 3: sort of like a golf swing. But then when you
Speaker 3: get it right, it just glides.
Speaker 2: Do you know what they've done? This is serious, right,
Speaker 2: They've done studies on what it does to men and
Speaker 2: it boosts your testos to it's a fact. Really yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a primeval thing. Do you think about it?
Speaker 5: For for a long time, that's how men had to
Speaker 5: and women use. That was one of the first actual
Speaker 5: sort of weapons made.
Speaker 3: Was an accept Well, I did feel prime or there's
Speaker 3: something about like, I'm choppings coming in, I'm providing warmth
Speaker 3: for my family, hate keeping us warm during winter.
Speaker 5: And fifty more winters to go for all the coburg
Speaker 5: He stopped bindy, he's getting ready for the obmivation And
Speaker 5: where is the acts? Now?
Speaker 2: Where do you keep it?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: If I had my way, I would hang it up
Speaker 3: on the wall above the TV.
Speaker 2: But it screams of insecurity.
Speaker 5: They went into a guy's house and there was an
Speaker 5: access I think, okay, I'll get it.
Speaker 2: You got a small Genitalia the.
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Speaker 5: You two fans a symbol online one o'clock today. Those
Speaker 5: tickets are going to go so Is it always just
Speaker 5: going on hotcakes? Is anything going quicker than hotcakes? We're
Speaker 5: still not fund a better word than that in twenty nineteen,
Speaker 5: have we?
Speaker 3: It is a hotcake a pancake, isn't it? What is
Speaker 3: a heartcake?
Speaker 2: It's a cake.
Speaker 4: That's just come out of the oven.
Speaker 2: Because Jack as Jenny watch something, I do wonder if
Speaker 2: he's freshly baked.
Speaker 3: McDonald's. They call pancakes hotcakes, don't.
Speaker 5: They Anyway, let's wrap it all up now, I think
Speaker 5: we should, Tyler Today's show. A title of today's show
Speaker 5: is Small Genitalia. We are back tomorrow morning with you
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