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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: It's a Christian a Connall Show podcast. Do you say anger?

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Speaker 3: I say passion on the flabbergaster scale?

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Speaker 2: My lord, you test me again, Christian No Connall Show

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Speaker 2: on Gold four point three.

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Speaker 4: Hey, good morning everyone, Welcome back, Jack Post.

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Speaker 5: Good to see you again, Christian and Patsy.

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Speaker 4: Patsy, how are you done?

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Speaker 6: Great?

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Speaker 5: Thank you?

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Speaker 4: All right? Gang? In two words, sum up your break?

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Speaker 4: Jack Posts? How is it for you? Okay?

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Speaker 7: Uh?

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Speaker 4: Learn sir? I wonder what happened there? What a master?

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. He's still got those silky skills

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Speaker 4: hook them in. Intrigue is what radios learn, Sir, lost

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Speaker 4: the ability to do radio? Patsy? What's yours? Into words?

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Speaker 3: What money is? Mummy?

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Speaker 8: Beer?

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Speaker 4: New code word for you? And Chris? Do you say?

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Speaker 5: You know why?

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Speaker 3: Because I love holidays, because I can reconnect with my

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Speaker 3: nine year old and I just love being home with

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Speaker 3: her twenty four to seven.

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Speaker 4: I've got to be honest, So I'm glad to get

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Speaker 4: in that car today after two weeks. I think they're

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Speaker 4: glad they were at the turn of like mutant in

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Speaker 4: the middle of last week. Daddy's going to get back

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Speaker 4: on the road again, which is why I last week.

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Speaker 4: I actually chose I was supposedly this week to be

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Speaker 4: doing the audiobook. I moved it forward to last week

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Speaker 4: because I thought I'm also used this extra week. We

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Speaker 4: did not need two weeks off?

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Speaker 3: Oh yes we did.

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Speaker 4: No, I was rested off that first week. I was

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Speaker 4: ready to go Jackie boys. So do you actually learn

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Speaker 4: to I just presumed all of you Australians, right, I

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Speaker 4: just presumed that everyone here when I moved in knew

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Speaker 4: how to surf.

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Speaker 5: No, I've I've always been terrified of going surfing. I

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Speaker 5: just don't not so much of sharks, more of like

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Speaker 5: the locals making fun of me.

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Speaker 4: Like an intimidating scene, isn't it.

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Speaker 5: I actually asked my friend, who is going to teach

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Speaker 5: me to surf? Ho, let's go to a beach where

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Speaker 5: there's no locals. I don't want to see any cars

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Speaker 5: in the car park. I don't want to see any other.

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Speaker 4: Because they've got the effortless ease. They just PLoP in

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Speaker 4: there and up you go.

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Speaker 5: And isn't there that thing where they like they bash

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Speaker 5: you if you're on their beach and you're a tourist.

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Speaker 4: That is that the movie point break? It's like Gary

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Speaker 4: Boosey over there and the hedges with where's Brody get up?

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Speaker 5: Our way?

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Speaker 4: Does that actually happen? Isn't that intimidate?

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Speaker 8: Well?

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Speaker 5: We went to a beach with no one there, thank god,

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Speaker 5: just two fishermen, which was scary as well, because I.

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Speaker 4: Watch out if those guys started chacking with those rods

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Speaker 4: and that bait.

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Speaker 5: But you have to worry about the hooks in the

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Speaker 5: water like this fishermen might accidentally hook you.

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Speaker 4: But they didn't, and I successfully went surfing. What's you

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Speaker 4: got up?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: First go? Not first going?

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Speaker 5: No, no, no, But I had this board, but your.

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Speaker 4: First sort of session of first session, Yeah, that's amazing.

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Speaker 5: This board. Apparently the bigger the board, the more likely

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Speaker 5: you are to stand on it. So this thing was

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Speaker 5: like the size of a dining table. You can't really

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Speaker 5: get it wrong, apparently.

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Speaker 4: And so it's a hard work because all you ever

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Speaker 4: see is them effortlessly the grace of all. It looks effortless.

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Speaker 4: But a friend of mine trying to have lessons out

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Speaker 4: a talkeen, he said he got to go and see

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Speaker 4: a chiropractice the next day. I'm not surprised.

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Speaker 5: It's agony just to get out there, and we weren't

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Speaker 5: even at the waves at the back, which is the

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Speaker 5: real waves, which the local surf, but just the waves

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Speaker 5: at the shore, even just paddling to get them.

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Speaker 4: By hanging Now my mind, you didn't just have those

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Speaker 4: little half lot the kids do those boogie boards? Did

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Speaker 4: you just have those little polsteineren things. I'm up.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: My two words to sum up the break would be

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Speaker 4: kangaroo smash. I just a point out here. Kangaroo was fine,

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Speaker 4: all right, Kangaroo was fine. I feel like though, now

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Speaker 4: prop Australians, you didn't hit one in the car, did you. Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Epic road trip. I mean for us pommies, you know,

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Speaker 4: driving more than two hours is a big deal. It's

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Speaker 4: like many passports and nutrition and distress flares. So going

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Speaker 4: on a nine hour trip nine was in one hall

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Speaker 4: as well, which is what we did good Friday. Then

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Speaker 4: when we were saying goodbye on the Thursday before the

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Speaker 4: Easter weekend, I was saying how my plan was to

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Speaker 4: get the kids in the car at five am to

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Speaker 4: drive to Adelaide. We did it. They are actually in

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Speaker 4: that car we left. I think it was like five fifteen.

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Speaker 5: Carry them from their beds into the car seat.

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Speaker 4: No years ago ago would have been a lot easier.

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Speaker 4: By this time, they were really really unhappy about the

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Speaker 4: whole thing was you can just go back to sleep.

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Speaker 4: By the time you wake up, we're already done three

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Speaker 4: or four hours. What a way to start a holiday

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Speaker 4: with everybody hating each other, eye each other. You know,

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Speaker 4: you're all sort of dehydrated in like crusty eyed and

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Speaker 4: stuff like that. Anyway, and then by the time they

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Speaker 4: did stir, it was like eight o'clock. They slept like

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Speaker 4: a couple of hours straight away, and then we were

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Speaker 4: at a macas. But anyway, as we were getting closer

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Speaker 4: to Adelaide, and have you guys ever done that drive? No, Yes,

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Speaker 4: it's a hold, isn't it. It's just the last part.

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Speaker 4: It's just a long straight road. It's just a long,

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Speaker 4: long road that this goes on never ending. And you're like,

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Speaker 4: you're looking at your progress spa. You know, you're not

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Speaker 4: long fly, we're not tap tapping your phone going come

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Speaker 4: on find me, and there's nothing around. But there's nothing there,

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Speaker 4: and you think, oh, if we broke down, now, what

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Speaker 4: would we do? And so we were doing it in shifts,

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Speaker 4: and my wife was doing the bit where a kangaroo

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Speaker 4: start to hop out, and it was coming right in

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Speaker 4: going no, no, no, we have to just stay straight. We

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Speaker 4: have to hit it. My wife goes, I can't, I can't,

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Speaker 4: and I went and almost grabbed the wheels that you

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Speaker 4: have to hit the kangaroo. And we want a token conversation.

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Speaker 5: Can you stopped during all in favor for hitting the kangaroo?

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Speaker 4: Say I someone called up a Google video. Now, what

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Speaker 4: is the best way to give first aid to distress kangaroo?

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Speaker 4: We hit the kangaroo right. It's a terrible, terrible noise

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Speaker 4: and awful feeling. My wife's stand on the braakes was hysterical.

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Speaker 4: I got out and she said, Chris grass Is, obviously

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Speaker 4: you're gonna have to kill it. As I'm going to

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Speaker 4: trying to find this thing, I'm thinking, how am I

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Speaker 4: going to keepare handed kill a kangaroo?

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Speaker 5: Day one of the holidays, good Friday.

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Speaker 4: Going up to five to see this. The kids are

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Speaker 4: all now I've got their phones out like trying to

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Speaker 4: film it, and I'm like, put the phones. There were

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Speaker 4: really evidence of this but me killing it, and also

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Speaker 4: like other people starting to drive around us. Now it's people.

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Speaker 4: It's not good to look for me. We seem to

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Speaker 4: strangling a How do you kill one? I can't, you know,

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Speaker 4: go and put it in a chokehold like the UFC going.

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Speaker 4: Don't make it worse than hisself. My friend Skippy, just

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Speaker 4: go to sleep. You're gonna meet all the other kangaroos.

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Speaker 4: So I'm gonna look for this poor kangaroo. And he

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Speaker 4: to try and fight aga. And it was like cord

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Speaker 4: nine in the morning. It's like rich still early to

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Speaker 4: be strangling a kangaroo to the sweet release of death. Luckily,

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Speaker 4: the kangaroo bounced off right, and I thought, but I

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Speaker 4: just check the front of the car. I was just

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Speaker 4: like stoved in. Yeah, they're big thing shoo. Yeah. The

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Speaker 4: So it will be act to sheen panel service for

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Speaker 4: my wife today. This is the third time she's been there.

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Speaker 4: In six months. We need some kind of loyalty card.

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Speaker 4: But honestly, I've heard so many people who I've told

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Speaker 4: us to have told about kangaroos. It can be really bad,

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Speaker 4: Like they can smash the windscreen and come into the car.

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Speaker 3: No, no, that happens.

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Speaker 4: My uncle had a get out of the car, wipe

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Speaker 3: Can end really badly. My uncle hit a roue once

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Speaker 3: the car was like sandwich. You were very very lucky.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, uncle had to get out and then the kangaroo

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Speaker 4: Podcast of the weekend was the funeral of Prince Philip

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Speaker 4: and over the last two weeks obviously Prince Philip passed

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Speaker 4: for folder you're not radio stations like with what are

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Speaker 4: called in the industry, oh bit procedures. This is a

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Speaker 4: bit trey procedures where someone very dignified passers away and

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Speaker 4: Prince Philip. The last couple years hasn't been very well.

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Speaker 4: meet with what to do if the news comes that

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Speaker 4: Princeville has passed during the show, and it was like

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Speaker 4: listening you know those type written things they have out

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Speaker 4: in the studios, like the daytime presenters don't speak for

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Speaker 4: to throw to the news play a CD that they

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Speaker 4: actually had. A CD was basically like very very somber music,

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Speaker 4: snow Patrol and stuff like that, very sad, cold playing

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Speaker 4: other shows it was just music. No one spoke, and

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Speaker 4: it's been like that. It was for three or four

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Speaker 4: days in the UK TV and radio, all all programming changed.

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Speaker 4: There were over one hundred thousand complaints to the BBC

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Speaker 4: that there was too much coverage and actually people wanted

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Speaker 4: to watch the Master Chef final. Whether it's very sad

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Speaker 4: news but who I'm not cooking a competition, all of

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Speaker 4: this matters to us, all of us. And so over

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Speaker 4: the weekend I had to do the late shift on

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Speaker 4: Saturday night, my wife and I take it in to

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Speaker 4: us to stay up when our eldest daughter was out.

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Speaker 4: She's going to house parties at the moment, she's that

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Speaker 4: part of her teenage years. So I had to stay

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Speaker 4: up late till midnight until she got back in and

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Speaker 4: I was watching it live. Did you see did you

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Speaker 4: watch the funeral? Pantsy? Yes?

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Speaker 3: I watched it live and then repeat with my mum

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Speaker 3: the next morning.

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Speaker 4: You watched it again?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I watched it.

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Speaker 5: A second time.

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Speaker 3: I thought the music was simply stunning, beautiful.

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Speaker 4: Jack has someone's doing some of the front of Jack's house.

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Speaker 4: You need to listen to this, Patsy. But actually Patsy

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Speaker 5: Now it's too much I got home on Friday, Pats

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to judge him. I chose to go

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Speaker 5: So he's written in front of his own house. You know,

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Speaker 5: So I know it's Special K who's gone up and

435
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Speaker 5: down the street riding in it And I wish.

436
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Speaker 4: Did you see him? How do you not with him?

437
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Speaker 4: Just like this is this is what he does because

438
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Speaker 4: he's a century.

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Speaker 5: Another neighbor saw him. I was like, I went up

440
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Speaker 5: to ash then that neighbor a couple of doors down

441
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Speaker 5: and said, why didn't.

442
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Speaker 4: They get you? You? You're free.

443
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Speaker 5: It's like I was out in the front of my house

444
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Speaker 5: and I could tell Kiren to get stuff.

445
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Speaker 4: Asking anyone's permission.

446
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Speaker 7: He's done's done this without he's sort of what like

447
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Speaker 7: your palm size, so you know, a block of your

448
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Speaker 7: normal footpath block if he's filled.

449
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Speaker 5: One of them each there in front of the house,

450
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Speaker 5: right outside the front of your house, right outside the

451
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Speaker 5: front of each person's house. So can I is there

452
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Speaker 5: anywhere I can call the council back to come and

453
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Speaker 5: just do that square again, because I don't want people

454
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Speaker 5: to know.

455
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Speaker 4: I don't even try calling the council, right, I don't

456
00:20:40,760 --> 00:20:43,320
Speaker 4: want you even calling them anyway, And certainly not because

457
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Speaker 4: someone wrote you love your wife out the front of

458
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Speaker 4: the house, I think he splits up.

459
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Speaker 5: I don't want visitors to come over though and think

460
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Speaker 5: that I've written that in front of my house, especially

461
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Speaker 5: with the handwriting is so bad.

462
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Speaker 4: That is it? The handwriting? So if the council come back,

463
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Speaker 4: you just want to do a nice calligraphy or something.

464
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Speaker 4: Is that what it is?

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Speaker 2: Conn Shoe Podcast.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much all the emails that came in

467
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Speaker 4: while we are wearing our little break. I hope you well.

468
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Speaker 4: It is a genuine joy to be back on the

469
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Speaker 4: show as well. Over the two week break. My life

470
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Speaker 4: has changed. You haven't really lived until you've had a milkshake,

471
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Speaker 4: sat with your family in a giant koala. Bear that

472
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Speaker 4: you're just winning life? All right, kids? How lucky are

473
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Speaker 4: we right now? You know we are in a giant

474
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Speaker 4: wooden Koala. Yes, it looks like he's had some kind

475
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Speaker 4: of stroke, but it is a giant oversize Wooden't kohala

476
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Speaker 4: having milkshake and you.

477
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Speaker 5: Said there was nothing on the way from Adelaide.

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Speaker 4: Wouldn't kohala? Come on, guys, thank you very much. All right, Patsy,

479
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Speaker 4: how was your break? What do you get up to?

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Speaker 3: Had lovely break and just you know, touch base again

481
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Speaker 3: with the nine year old. It was really really fun.

482
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Speaker 4: We didn't you hardly ever see her? Don't you? You

483
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Speaker 4: might count like, you know, like a world talk. You're

484
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Speaker 4: here every day, you see if it like eighteen hours

485
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Speaker 4: a day, even during the show, you on flip and

486
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Speaker 4: FaceTime with that.

487
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Speaker 3: Just touch with Stop doing that because she doesn't it's

488
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Speaker 3: not cool Anymore's.

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Speaker 4: Look this cooler.

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Speaker 3: It was really lovely just to you know, join with

491
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Speaker 3: her again. Just be mum for two weeks and be

492
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Speaker 3: there for breakfast, which is a highlight for me. We

493
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Speaker 3: did a few day trips. We went to Harry Potter

494
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Speaker 3: and knocked out parts one and two in the one day, which.

495
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Speaker 4: That's the way you talk about theater as well, knocking

496
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Speaker 4: out parts one and two. It shouldn't be the Guardians

497
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Speaker 4: theater critic.

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Speaker 5: Haven't you already gone as well?

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Speaker 3: Yes, but we took the luve ten.

500
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Speaker 4: Hours of it again and the number one in those

501
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Speaker 4: little seats stood.

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Speaker 3: It was brilliant. So we did that and we made

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Speaker 3: it into a staycation. So we stayed in the city

504
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Speaker 3: for the theater.

505
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Speaker 4: Crouchdown, grashdown, graschdown. The hoovers, don't worry, it's just the

506
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Speaker 4: new one. Haven't they been here before? The kid that

507
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Speaker 4: plays Harry Pottery's getting very scared of them.

508
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Speaker 3: This daycation was lovely, and you know, we were very

509
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Speaker 3: honored because where we stayed it was the first time

510
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Speaker 3: they had the buffet breakfast since pre COVID.

511
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Speaker 4: How good is it? But we had a buffet while

512
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Speaker 4: we were away, isn't it. I was genuinely really excited

513
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Speaker 4: getting hold of my plate. What will I have? I

514
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Speaker 4: don't put far too much on there. Yeah, because it's

515
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Speaker 4: because you were at the buffet and it was you

516
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Speaker 4: could serve yourself. Wasn't someone else doing it?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Chris and Audrey are really embarrassed, and they were like

519
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Speaker 3: overly excited about this buffet breakfast. But the main highlight

520
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Speaker 3: and this is why this is my song from the weekend.

521
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Speaker 3: And so we went to the Langham. Our friends at

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Speaker 3: the Langham kindly invited Audrey and I to their high tea.

523
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Speaker 3: They were doing a Barbie themed one. They do these

524
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Speaker 3: kids themed high tea. Oh it was so much fun.

525
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Speaker 3: But you know, you're really watching your p's and q's,

526
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Speaker 3: aren't you in a nice place like the Langham. So

527
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Speaker 3: we're sitting there.

528
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Speaker 4: Trying to do it anyway, when they're in public, I mean,

529
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Speaker 4: see why we just randomly start swear. Anyway, go to

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Speaker 4: an Ipis hotel.

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Speaker 5: Where are you?

532
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Speaker 3: Were you surrounded by all this beautiful fine bo.

533
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Speaker 4: Peas and queues. At high tea that time, we started

534
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Speaker 4: swearing about the fingercut sandwiches. So we're sitting there, silver service.

535
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Speaker 4: It was all very very don't swear, don't drop them again.

536
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Speaker 3: A cane, she said to me across the table. She goes, Mum,

537
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Speaker 3: what are you wearing? And I said I have this

538
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Speaker 3: new dress and said, what are you talking about? And

539
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Speaker 3: she said, well, your dresses on inside out. I'd put

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Speaker 3: my dress on inside out.

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Speaker 4: How do you do that? It was reversible?

542
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Speaker 3: It's not reversible. And all the tags like the drying

543
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Speaker 3: and the pipe stress inside out in the middle of

544
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Speaker 3: the langa.

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Speaker 4: The p's and ques. You gotta mind that your dress,

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Speaker 4: the whole protocol. She's back everyone.

547
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Speaker 2: Christian Connell Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 4: We went on and the funny. We drove to Adelaide

549
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Speaker 4: the two nights in the valley, which we've never seen before,

550
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Speaker 4: which was stunning. It's beautiful, it's great weather and just

551
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Speaker 4: beautiful around there. Then we went onto a place called

552
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Speaker 4: Glen Elk on the beach there for a couple of days.

553
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Speaker 4: It was really nice. And on the way back to

554
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Speaker 4: Melbourne to break up the long trip, stopped at place

555
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Speaker 4: called my wife had done all the research, place called

556
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Speaker 4: Mount Gambia, and she kept getting me on it. It

557
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Speaker 4: was like five hours just to get there, stay the

558
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Speaker 4: night and do another five hours to get back. She

559
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Speaker 4: was selling it in because it was the home of

560
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Speaker 4: a giant sinkhole right. And a place called the Blue lakes,

561
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Speaker 4: which I've gotta be honest, one hundred percent is as advertised,

562
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Speaker 4: beautiful blue lake.

563
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Speaker 5: I thought, I have a photo of you at Instagram.

564
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Speaker 5: How about very blue? Extremely blue?

565
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Speaker 4: Your eyes can barely take it in?

566
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Speaker 5: Was that no filter?

567
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Speaker 4: No filter? Right? The kids had told me told me

568
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Speaker 4: off for using filters. By the way, I didn't know

569
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Speaker 4: it was a bad thing on Instagram. Then we go

570
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Speaker 4: to the sinkhole, right, and she went back that my

571
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Speaker 4: wife had been banging on for a couple of days

572
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Speaker 4: and wait to see sinkhole. Kids issued underwhelming. Can I

573
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Speaker 4: just say, it's just a big hole in the ground.

574
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Speaker 4: You can walk down into it. And it said, hey, listen,

575
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Speaker 4: what you've done Mount Gambia with that sinkhole. Beautiful gardens

576
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Speaker 4: down and stuff like that. But it is a sink hold.

577
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Speaker 4: And also when you're in it and it's like light sort,

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Speaker 4: I don't know about hundred feet in there, you go

579
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Speaker 4: down right in the bomb. That's pretty big. Yep. I

580
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 4: got scared. I thought, what if it just closed it

581
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Speaker 4: back up all of a sudden, it just reverses what's

582
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,760
Speaker 4: in here. Then when we were in Adelaide, my wife

583
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Speaker 4: did this, do you guys get nervous if you're ordering

584
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Speaker 4: food and they don't have the notepad. Yes, yes, I'm

585
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Speaker 4: alright with it.

586
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Speaker 5: No, I hate it because I know I hate it

587
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Speaker 5: because even just do it for our benefit, even if

588
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Speaker 5: you think you have the best memory of all time,

589
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Speaker 5: because then we know you're getting it right.

590
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Speaker 4: Oh. My wife can't stand it. She's like, oh, no,

591
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Speaker 4: notepad always says this. They We're like, oh god, you know,

592
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Speaker 4: and they go, yes, that's what I do this dying

593
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Speaker 4: day out. I need palms, no notepad. And because like

594
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Speaker 4: two of the kids that are not two of the kids.

595
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Speaker 4: I've only got two kids. I took away some kids

596
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Speaker 4: with us, just random kids that I found like a

597
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Speaker 4: pie pipe, but there were fifty kids with me. They're

598
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Speaker 4: like vegetarians. She didn't have to do like and they

599
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Speaker 4: want this and gluten free and they can't have. The

600
00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 4: order was a little bit complicated, okay. And for Sarah keets,

601
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Speaker 4: are you sure you.

602
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Speaker 5: Don't want that Noteplok, there's a lot of we're making amendments.

603
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 4: Here, remember this gluten free and that on the side

604
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:12,680
Speaker 4: and that on the not on the same plane. We're

605
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Speaker 4: sharing that bit. And it was kind of thing. And

606
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Speaker 4: then I said to my they know what they're doing.

607
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 4: She goes, I'm gonna have to go and say something again.

608
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Speaker 4: Follow her. She's, you know, when they're putting it in

609
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Speaker 4: that touch screen thing, they're putting it all in and

610
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Speaker 4: starts because she she's just getting really annoyed. The rest

611
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Speaker 4: of our meal there, this lady was offish to my wife,

612
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Speaker 4: not to me. She was like over the top friendly

613
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Speaker 4: to me because I had faith in the notepad system,

614
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Speaker 4: and you know me, I'm very much a nopadic on

615
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Speaker 4: the guy. I want to know, are there people that

616
00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 4: can do this really well? It must? Does it work

617
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Speaker 4: all the time? People who work in the service industry

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Speaker 4: right who operate off the no notepad system? Can they

619
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Speaker 4: do it all day long?

620
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Speaker 5: Heck, eventually you're going to come across a really complex order.

621
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Speaker 5: You know, take out this, give me half of that?

622
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Speaker 4: No this? No. Do they think it's a table for four?

623
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Speaker 4: I can handle four. Have they got a number where

624
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Speaker 4: if it's four to six, I can do it. If

625
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:03,080
Speaker 4: it's a group and larger than six, I need the notepad.

626
00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 4: I was wondering if this week we could get a

627
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:07,600
Speaker 4: load of waiters and waitress him from various restaurants in Melbourne.

628
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,080
Speaker 4: They take our food order and we see who the best,

629
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Speaker 4: who the best person is at doing this.

630
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Speaker 2: Christian Christian I connell The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Jack, what.

631
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Speaker 4: Happened to you over the weekend? Here is the song

632
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Speaker 4: that sums up my last two weeks, well the last

633
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 4: but you're a Bombas fan. While are we playing this?

634
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Speaker 5: This is the Adelaide Crows theme song Bianca. My wife

635
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 5: has changed teams. Ah, you can't do that, A huge no, no,

636
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 5: A huge no no.

637
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,720
Speaker 4: Even I know that you can't do that. Many's the

638
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,440
Speaker 4: time the last three years has brought in the d's

639
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,720
Speaker 4: where you know you go? Could? I know it's only

640
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 4: been a year, year and a half and I was

641
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 4: actually approached by another club saying come over, but it

642
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 4: would be the end of me here, you know, done

643
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 4: back to England. You can't do that.

644
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Speaker 5: She's been in the country now ten years and she

645
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 5: adopted Essendon as her team because it was my team

646
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:03,920
Speaker 5: and now she's she's decided after watching Making Their Mark

647
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 5: this Amazon documentary. She loves Rory Sloane. Rory Sloane is

648
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 5: her favorite player, the captain of the Crows, and that

649
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,440
Speaker 5: she is now a Crow supporter because she loves she

650
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Speaker 5: loves the team.

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Speaker 4: But this is actually disrespectful to you. This is your team,

652
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Speaker 4: this is your home team, your house team.

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Speaker 5: She never cared about Essidon, never had passion for watching

654
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Speaker 5: Essendon games.

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Speaker 4: Actually a lot of the Planes the same way I understand.

656
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Speaker 5: Is actually, in the last two weeks, I've watched more

657
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Speaker 5: Adelaide games. I turned off the game a half comey night,

658
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Speaker 5: she's by like looking to buy the beanie that wants

659
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Speaker 5: to buying.

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Speaker 4: Does she ever do this with the Bombers.

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Speaker 5: No, she never showed any passion. When the Bombers come

662
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Speaker 5: on TV. What she'll do is ask who a player

663
00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,240
Speaker 5: is and then go on their Instagram to look at

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Speaker 5: their girlfriend. She goes, you know, every week she's like, oh,

665
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:55,320
Speaker 5: I'm going to see what Dyson Hepple's girlfriends. When with

666
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Speaker 5: the Adelaide crais.

667
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Speaker 4: A podcast, I mean there are a lot of footy podcasts,

668
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 4: but not through the lens of what their partners are like.

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Speaker 4: And I listen to that.

670
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Speaker 5: With Adelaide games yesterday she was like they had this

671
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,440
Speaker 5: close game with Freemantle and she's actually yelling at the

672
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Speaker 5: TV like TX jump Jump first year players for the

673
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Speaker 5: Crows who I don't even recognize, right, this guy called

674
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Speaker 5: Billy Frampton, first year playing. He's She's like, Billy, how

675
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Speaker 5: do you know that? These guys? She's full in on

676
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Speaker 5: the Adelaide Crows.

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Speaker 4: How do you feel about that?

678
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 5: For her birthday? She wants to go to Essenon versus

679
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Speaker 5: Adelaide at the at Marble Stadium.

680
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Speaker 4: She wants me to book tickets already, You'll you'll be

681
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 4: sat next to but you'll be in You'll be in

682
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Speaker 4: your Bomba's scuff and she's to be screaming for Billy Frampton.

683
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Speaker 5: Yeah and shell and she'll be fully kicked by that stage.

684
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 5: She wants mom to knit her a scarf.

685
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Speaker 4: She sat with the chair squad on your own. Oh,

686
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Speaker 4: this is harf.

687
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Speaker 5: So I can't bring her back no matter what I do,

688
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 5: especially with how the Bombers are playing at the moment,

689
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:04,480
Speaker 5: there's no bringing her back to the Red and Player.

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Speaker 4: All right, let's take some calls on this. Has anyone

691
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 4: ever done this before where you change a team? To me,

692
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 4: it's like almost it's illegal, isn't it. You can't do it?

693
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,120
Speaker 4: Feels like it's illegal. Haws. Anyone switched teams.

694
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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

695
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 4: Heresy, blasphemy. These are strong words, but so is just

696
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,280
Speaker 4: jumping a footy team to switch to another team. There's

697
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Speaker 4: something one that's wildly more successful, you know What's kind

698
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 4: of a light ky kind of thing for the to

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00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,400
Speaker 4: try to go from the Bombers to the Crows.

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00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 5: The Crows won the Wooden Spoon last year, the worst

701
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 5: team in the AFL. But my wife has watched them

702
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 5: making their mark documentary on Amazon Prime. Loves Rory Sloane

703
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 5: now as her favorite player, the captain of the Crows,

704
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,840
Speaker 5: and loved the coach as well, loved all the players.

705
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 4: She said, they're a lovely time. She's all in. She's

706
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 4: all in.

707
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 5: She's left the Bombers and now she's a passionate Crow.

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Speaker 4: This is incredible. So we want to know how has

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Speaker 4: this happened? Nine four one four or one oh four three?

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Jan gome on to Jan Christian.

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Speaker 6: How are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm good. I hope you well. Thanks a cool on

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00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,840
Speaker 4: the show. So you switched teams.

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Speaker 6: I've switched teams. I'm on my third one.

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Speaker 4: Oh. This is amazing. I mean you're really walking up

716
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Speaker 4: and down the aisle. Aren't you making your full selection?

717
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 6: Well, you start with I started with Richmond as a

718
00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 6: bait or child new recruits.

719
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Speaker 4: As a baby, they might me come out of the womb.

720
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Speaker 4: Richmond are there?

721
00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 6: That was it. And then when I got older and

722
00:32:27,720 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 6: realized that the guys were pretty cool in their shorts,

723
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,680
Speaker 6: so I then moved over to Calton. And then I

724
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 6: lost the bit where Calton were on the top of

725
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 6: the ladder. The Bulldogs my my husband directer Footscray, and

726
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Speaker 6: I didn't even know who they were. We had a

727
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 6: bet that whoever won and I figured we would flog them,

728
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 6: but it was reversed. I got caught and got smashed.

729
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 4: So you lost your team in a bet. Yeah, you've

730
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Speaker 4: got to leave your team.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, forty years have been with ample Dogs.

732
00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 4: Now forty years because of a bet. You lost a

733
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 4: reluctant fan. Not anymore. I mean, what a season right now? Yeah,

734
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:18,000
Speaker 4: they're playing amazing at the moment.

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00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 6: They are, but let's not chin some them.

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Speaker 4: Okay, all right, Jan, thank you very much? You cool?

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Speaker 6: No ways. Bye.

738
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Speaker 4: Joan was having a big slurp of a milkshape. The

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Speaker 4: Strawby won by the sound of it. Greg, good morning.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Christian.

741
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Speaker 4: Hell, are you know I'm good? Greg? And you changed teams?

742
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Speaker 1: I haven't. My brother is the worst supporter known to men.

743
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 4: Let's you have been annual thing? When then you're the

744
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 4: brown low issue part of the night and the nominations

745
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Speaker 4: for supporters Greg's brother, Greg, tell us about your.

746
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,880
Speaker 1: Brother, but it's just dreadful. Back in the day he

747
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,440
Speaker 1: called say killed us. I was doing good in the

748
00:34:01,480 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: Wizards Cup. That's gone back a few years. And then

749
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,840
Speaker 1: when sank Kilda went down hill, he started following every

750
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 1: team that won the Grand.

751
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:12,879
Speaker 4: Jumping from bandwagon to badwagon.

752
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: It's terrible and so now he follows the bombers like

753
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 1: me and Jackie is a good lad.

754
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:18,359
Speaker 2: So.

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Speaker 4: Chooses for our success.

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00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:25,399
Speaker 1: Yes, that must be it. Yep, before mentioned to turning

757
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Speaker 1: Marie in sorry good lad.

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Speaker 4: Let's hope he stays Greg. Yeah, Greg, thank you very

759
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 4: much for cool pleasure. Emma, good morning.

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Speaker 8: Hey, Hey you guys going, We're good.

761
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Speaker 4: Have you had a nice weekend? And thanks to call

762
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Speaker 4: the show? So changing teams?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, my whole family up and left my dad's team.

764
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Speaker 4: What do you mean, the whole family. I've never heard

765
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Speaker 4: of this.

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Speaker 8: So my dad pretty much bossed us all to go

767
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:53,360
Speaker 8: to North Melbourne and I'm not really sure what kicked

768
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Speaker 8: it off, but for me personally, I saw Shane Crawford

769
00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:58,719
Speaker 8: and I was like, I'm going to.

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00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 4: That team, the Frosted Tips.

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Speaker 8: It was the cool day Tips for me. Yeah, my

772
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 8: brother went to him because they were top of the

773
00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:16,000
Speaker 8: ladder of course at the time. Yeah, and Mom went

774
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Speaker 8: to Carlton and has been regarding it ever since.

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00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 5: So you all jumped ship, but you went to your

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00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,160
Speaker 5: own islands.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we all went.

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Speaker 4: You're in a divided house, poor.

779
00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 8: Dad, I mean the disappointment.

780
00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 4: Let Crawf know that you lure him over those frosted tips.

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00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show, we.

782
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,960
Speaker 4: Listened to Jack and I you're listening to probably two

783
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 4: of the wildest and crazy guys on the radio ever.

784
00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,160
Speaker 4: Just now said to Jack, you know what else you

785
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 4: get up to Junny two week break and he said,

786
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Speaker 4: We've been playing a lot of chess. That is how

787
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,360
Speaker 4: we learn to roll. Okay, learn a lot of chess.

788
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 4: And he's not. He's that is how this guy is

789
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 4: the wildest man on the radio. So how is the

790
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 4: chess going? Because you must be a grandmaster.

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00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,200
Speaker 5: I no, no, I'm not, but I'm putting in the

792
00:36:02,239 --> 00:36:05,760
Speaker 5: hours definitely, and then any spear moment I get or actually,

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00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:08,320
Speaker 5: when I do a chore around the house, I reward

794
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:11,280
Speaker 5: myself with chess videos on YouTube.

795
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 4: Oh that would feel like something my wife would punetry with.

796
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:18,279
Speaker 4: If you if you haven't cleaned up your mess, back

797
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 4: to those chess videos on YouTube? What a reward? Oh,

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Speaker 4: it's slowly to have a reward in live. It's a

799
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 4: little treat.

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Speaker 5: Oh, rook to fat, So.

801
00:36:34,080 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 4: What do you do? Are you watching it on TV?

802
00:36:35,840 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 4: Playing on an Apple? Yeah?

803
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 5: No, So i put the YouTube up on the TV.

804
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,919
Speaker 5: And then I've got this streamer that I love called

805
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:42,960
Speaker 5: Gotham chess.

806
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,040
Speaker 4: Streamer whoa someone's in the lingo.

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00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 5: So he'll play his subscribers and dominate them because he's

808
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:51,240
Speaker 5: so good. He's chest rating so high.

809
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,000
Speaker 4: It sounds like a porn video. Watching's dominated online? What

810
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,360
Speaker 4: are you involved in? Dominate them for cash or whatever?

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00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:58,200
Speaker 4: Like speak.

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00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 5: He'll beat the subscribers at chess and then he and

813
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 5: then he'll tell you, like what moves were good and white?

814
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 4: Where his subscribed off? He subscribe, I'll beat you and

815
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 4: then tell you how amazing I am. Oh, like thumbs

816
00:37:11,520 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 4: up for this guy. What's his name? Gotham, Gotham Chess?

817
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:18,919
Speaker 4: Who is he? His real name's Levy? Oh right, okay,

818
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:20,440
Speaker 4: what's he some sort of Russian grandmaster?

819
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 5: He's a American with Russian heritage, so you know that

820
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 5: he's good.

821
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's just turning that accent on as well.

822
00:37:26,760 --> 00:37:31,919
Speaker 4: Is he really Russian? He's Russian to play? Yes, pensy ball,

823
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:35,840
Speaker 4: that's easy, bit, right, guys, never to like my videos,

824
00:37:36,400 --> 00:37:41,840
Speaker 4: we pleasy, yest. This has got the opening gamble. We

825
00:37:41,840 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 4: don't have the gamble on the necklace. Right, he is

826
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 4: he is not Russian Russian heritage. Come on, he actually

827
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 4: does teach you about opening gamber because he does. It's

828
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 4: all about the armening gamble. I could make up that

829
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 4: I'm some tzar of chess the armening gambit rock rock

830
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Speaker 4: check check. Yeah. But he's a twenty five hundred players Wow,

831
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:05,720
Speaker 4: Oh that's amazing. What does that mean? Twenty five thousand kills?

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00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,640
Speaker 5: You get a rating when you play chess. It's like

833
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 5: a golf handicap. Yeah, so I'm a nine hundred What

834
00:38:11,440 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 5: does that mean?

835
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,320
Speaker 4: I get nine hundred moves? Now, you get nine hundred

836
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,879
Speaker 4: moves before I play. How does it work? Because in golf,

837
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Speaker 4: I understand how hundred handicap mean.

838
00:38:20,440 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 5: It's not a new sports, it's not a handicap. It's

839
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Speaker 5: just so they can match you against players hit that

840
00:38:26,960 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 5: you're raiding.

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Speaker 4: Oh and do you play other people in the world?

842
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,359
Speaker 5: Yeah, so on the app you play people all over

843
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 5: the world. You know, you might go to India, the Norway.

844
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Speaker 4: Oh, Raul's back, am I old nemesis? What the disare

845
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,799
Speaker 4: sy Gothenburgers? He's going to teach me. And so when

846
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,840
Speaker 4: we you go to playing like humans and stuff like

847
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:45,479
Speaker 4: that out in the street.

848
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not up to that level yet. Nine hundred

849
00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:49,760
Speaker 5: is actually a low level, even though that sounds high.

850
00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 5: So I'm still scared to play in person. Banke's boss

851
00:38:53,600 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 5: wants to play me because he's in But was he?

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Speaker 4: I don't. He won't tell me he's raiding. Oh sneaky,

853
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 4: I reckon he's sitting on a one hundred. What do

854
00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:04,239
Speaker 4: you reckon at fifteen? What do you think guys are twenty? No,

855
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 4: that's really bad. You can't, I don't. I don't think

856
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:06,720
Speaker 4: anyone can.

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00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 3: Get So the higher than number the better, right, Yes, yes, yes, yeah?

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00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,919
Speaker 4: So who what would a grand master be like Gary Kasparov.

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00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 5: Maybe up towards three thousand. So that's why Gotham chess

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00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,680
Speaker 5: on twenty five hundred. He's an international master. He's not

861
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Speaker 5: a grand master.

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00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:22,319
Speaker 4: Right, what do they have to do kill a grand master?

863
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 4: You want to be a grand master? We play this,

864
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 4: then we fight each other, right, dominate to him.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Bon Jovi Gold one four point three Christian O'Connor's show

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Speaker 4: for Kangen Institute. Hello to all the mums and dads,

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Speaker 4: all the boys and girls back on the school run today,

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Speaker 4: all grumpy and tired and fed up. You know us

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Speaker 4: better than being on the school run doing a game

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Speaker 4: show in the car on the score and School Runnings

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Speaker 4: is back Thursday right now. Then we're back and also

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Speaker 4: back on a Monday morning at ten past eight. We

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Speaker 4: always have. It's just another Misshardler nay Christian O'Connell's miss

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Speaker 4: heard lyrics. Thank you very much. Even though the show

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Speaker 4: has been on our little rest every day, I've been

877
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Speaker 4: getting emails for the mishard lyrics, So thank you very much, Van,

878
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Speaker 4: and it keeps this going if you want to email

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Speaker 4: them in Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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Speaker 4: This is how it works. Then you send in your

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Speaker 4: misheard lyrics as we play them back if we hear

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Speaker 4: what you're mishearing. If not, and for the great ones,

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Speaker 4: we stick you in the Hall of Fame, Las Hall

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Speaker 4: of Fame. Recent inductees to the Hall of Fame Metallica

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Speaker 4: and to Sam Man. Dreams of war, dreams of lies,

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Speaker 4: dreams of dragons, fire and things that will bite the

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Speaker 4: last the dagons? Or is it dreams of war, dreams

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Speaker 4: of lies, dreams of dragons, fire and a baked apple

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Speaker 4: pie the last fire? It's even better, I think in

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Speaker 4: a two week absent and this one instead of use

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Speaker 4: your heart as a weapon, and it hurts like heaven,

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Speaker 4: it hurts like Kevin cold Play hurts like Kevin. All right,

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Speaker 4: let's see what we've got. Who remembers leaving home by Jebbidiah? Yeah, uh,

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Speaker 4: leaving home? This one comes in from schommean Farley instead

895
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Speaker 4: of leaving home, is it leaving home or is it

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Speaker 4: ley bang Ho?

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Speaker 5: What is le bang Ho?

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Speaker 4: I've got no idea. I thought that was the next

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Speaker 4: line about that's a mishard lyric. Sorry, yeah, the exoctedly

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Speaker 4: named no Rick, bring me to life by evan essence.

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Speaker 4: That song was everywhere don't let me die here? There

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Speaker 4: must be something wrong? Or is it don't let me

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Speaker 4: die here amongst the salad rolls? Rick? That's it? Great one.

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Speaker 4: It's just kind of whispered, isn't there? Don't let me

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Speaker 4: die here amongst the salad roles? There it is? Yes, Rick,

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Speaker 4: come on in.

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Speaker 2: Hall of favor.

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Speaker 4: Wendy Hately listens to a show on the iHeart app

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Speaker 4: in camera. Thank you very much. Wendy has this from

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Speaker 4: Cliff Richard. Wow, Cliff Richard wired for sound power from

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Speaker 4: the needle to the plastic one of the worst lyrics Severn,

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Speaker 4: by the way, wider sound power from the needle to

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Speaker 4: the plastic or is it cowabunga needle to the plastic?

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Speaker 4: You know, getting the frequency from here to camera? Lost something? Sorry, Wendy.

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Speaker 4: I so wanted it to be cow bonger Christian, This

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Speaker 4: one is a wimmer Sorry, Winner. Do you remember Whamdo

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Speaker 4: project and the banger King of my Castle? Who can

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Speaker 4: forget Musty?

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Speaker 2: The reason why.

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Speaker 4: I'm free to marsh w must be the reason why

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Speaker 4: I'm free. My trap soul or is it must be

922
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Speaker 4: the reason why I'm free to mud wrestle, musty.

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Speaker 2: The reason why I'm free.

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Speaker 4: To mush almost almost. But you can't be just close

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Speaker 4: beck Elton, John Yellow Brick Road. You can't plant me

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Speaker 4: in your penthouse? Or is it your cat flap me

927
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Speaker 4: and your pen pals? Yeah? All three, the trifector, your

928
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 4: cat flap, me and your pen pals? All right? Two

929
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Speaker 4: final ones, Adria more than a feeling Boston when I'm

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Speaker 4: tired and thinking cold.

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Speaker 2: Cold?

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Speaker 4: Or is it when I'm tired of drinking coke crystal clear?

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Speaker 4: Adrian of favor? Everyone strong, comber and is last one today?

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Speaker 4: Nine inch nails closer? My whole existence is flawed? Or

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Speaker 4: is it my whole existence is Flan.

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Speaker 2: Of favor?

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Speaker 4: All right? Well done everyone, Thank you very much for

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Speaker 4: keeping that going. We'b being off for two weeks. If

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Speaker 4: you have miss her lyrics, we're back open for business.

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Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au, Christian O'Connell Show.

941
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Speaker 4: An hour ago, on the show, We're talking asking you

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Speaker 4: have you ever switched teams? After Jack's wife Bianca has

943
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 4: dumped his beloved bombers to go for the Adelaide Crows,

944
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Speaker 4: which is kind of like it's not a like you

945
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Speaker 4: got you know, you're really jumping from one of the

946
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Speaker 4: big teams, pure because she loves Rory Sloane, who is

947
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,040
Speaker 4: a very lovable guy and comes across one. The Stars

948
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Speaker 4: are a brilliant Amazon Prime documentary making their mark Christian.

949
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Speaker 4: It comes from, by the way, a friend of ours

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Speaker 4: that we met on Knockoff Friday, Jimber Steve from Steve's

951
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Speaker 4: Carl Alarms. Ah well, famous Steve's Carol Arms. I believe

952
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Speaker 4: he was painting the factory floor. We spoke on Knockoff Friday.

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Speaker 4: Good morning Steve from of course the infamous world famous

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Speaker 4: Steve's Carl Alarms. My wife followed Collingwood as a child,

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Speaker 4: but when we got married I converted it to the

956
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Speaker 4: Mighty Blues. I wonder this happens a lot when people

957
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Speaker 4: get married they lose their name.

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Speaker 5: Thy football team.

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00:45:55,640 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 4: Fifteen odd years and a flag later, we picked up

960
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 4: our first wooden spoon and he immediately jumped ship. We

961
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Speaker 4: have been corporate members at the time and went, this

962
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 4: is really funny. We have been corporate members at the time,

963
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Speaker 4: and when Round one came up the next year, she

964
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Speaker 4: bought her sister along as they had she bancked for Richmond,

965
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Speaker 4: and they're really excited just to have her night out

966
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Speaker 4: in our corporate sweep. Well, her treachery was not going

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Speaker 4: to your rewarded, not on my watch. We approached the

968
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Speaker 4: corporate entrance and I handed them the two GA tickets

969
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Speaker 4: I brought them, just said I'll meet you back here

970
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Speaker 4: off of the game, and off I went to the

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Speaker 4: corporate section, leaving them in the GA. Steve, well done,

972
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Speaker 4: Carol Arms are selling wealth. He's got a corporate box

973
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Speaker 4: at the footy in those car Arms, Christian, I are

974
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Speaker 4: you doing this week? Is it also coming back? Weakest

975
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Speaker 4: clown to fain? Yes. I walked to my local gym,

976
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Speaker 4: the Firm Boutique in Govin Street, Seaford. The door opened

977
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Speaker 4: behind me and Hugh Jackman walked him. Oh what was

978
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:58,920
Speaker 4: he doing in Seaford becoming Wolverine? We trained out there

979
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 4: in Seaford. He said hello and then walked upstairs to

980
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,640
Speaker 4: train while he pumped his weights and carried on. I

981
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 4: went back to see him afterwards and managed to get

982
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 4: a photo. Tracy, this is pretty incredible to see Hugh

983
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 4: Jackman in the gym I bet he's like, you know,

984
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 4: in the gym, they have like those dumbbells right at

985
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 4: the end, and I always wondered, can anyone lift them?

986
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,840
Speaker 4: And anyone actually picked those? Bet Hugh Jackman can. He

987
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:21,520
Speaker 4: just does that as a light warm up and then

988
00:47:21,560 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 4: picks up the whole sort of rap with all the

989
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,799
Speaker 4: weights on it, just starts doing cars because he's huge.

990
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Speaker 4: Our producer Tom when he first started working on the

991
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:31,000
Speaker 4: show last year, I think to try and impress me,

992
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Speaker 4: He went on, Yeah, He'm a Springsteen fan. I saw

993
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,320
Speaker 4: him once in the gym and I went, what this

994
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:40,560
Speaker 4: gets better? He reckons. He saw for a Springsteam in

995
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 4: like a fitness first, just one of those normal ones

996
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:46,719
Speaker 4: with the stars guy in Perth, Like the Boss isn't

997
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 4: staying at hotel with the E Street ban. There's got

998
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Speaker 4: a gym in it. He's getting his little bag and

999
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:57,040
Speaker 4: he's going to you know, twenty four hour fitness and

1000
00:47:57,160 --> 00:48:00,919
Speaker 4: it's the Boss in there on the old Cross trains.

1001
00:48:01,520 --> 00:48:04,680
Speaker 4: Maybe we were born to run. He reckons. He saw

1002
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:08,120
Speaker 4: Bruce Springsteen in a gym, just just a public gym

1003
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,680
Speaker 4: in Perth. I reckon, later on this week we have

1004
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:14,799
Speaker 4: to do who have you ever seen anyone. You won't

1005
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:17,320
Speaker 4: get Bruce Springsteen. Okay, you won't get Hugh Chapman. But

1006
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 4: who have you seen in there?

1007
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:24,080
Speaker 2: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Time for the outwork time wasttuff Today is Thank a

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Speaker 4: Farmer Day. Yes, good ossie farmers worked very very hard,

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Speaker 4: tough conditions. Thank a Farmer Day Today. We're looking for

1011
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Speaker 4: your farmer movies. By the way, last week I was

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Speaker 4: having a cheese toasty guy comes up to me. It

1013
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Speaker 4: takes issue with your marking on the time waste. What

1014
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:53,600
Speaker 4: did you say so texting every day bronze Silver? I

1015
00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:55,879
Speaker 4: said you can't. There's no rule rhyme.

1016
00:48:56,640 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 5: If I gave everybody a gold then there would be

1017
00:48:58,520 --> 00:48:59,000
Speaker 5: worth nothing.

1018
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Speaker 4: Yeah, well today on only are you giving away gold

1019
00:49:02,560 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 4: silver Bronze, also five hundred dollars in cash and a

1020
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Speaker 4: double pass to the opening night of The Drummer Queens.

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Speaker 4: The Drummer Queens are coming Live, loud and ready to rule,

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Speaker 4: opens up the Comedy Theater in Melbourne on the twenty eighth.

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Speaker 4: Don't miss out all right Farmer Movies Apocalypse, Plow Good

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Speaker 4: Silver Tractor to the Future. Hey Marty, well we're going

1025
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Speaker 4: we don't need plows. Silver the hen that stare at goats. Yes,

1026
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Speaker 4: silver plus wowed, warm up, sheepless in Seattle. Gold Ah,

1027
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Speaker 4: it was there, Beverly Hills crop gold, barley and me barley?

1028
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,200
Speaker 4: Is that something they grow? Oh? You towny, right now,

1029
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,720
Speaker 4: they will be in there. John Deere's gone bloody. Stiff.

1030
00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:03,480
Speaker 4: Nick is a stiff neck someone from the city the

1031
00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:08,240
Speaker 4: way silver. Dude wear some eyes. Time to bring it back, guys, dude,

1032
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 4: where's my combine? Harvest? It's time to harvest? Cold drum

1033
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Speaker 4: a queens j What have you got farmer movies?

1034
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Speaker 5: Sheepy Hello, sheepy Hello.

1035
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Speaker 4: Bronze plus corn in sixty seconds.

1036
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,720
Speaker 5: Okay, silver, they grow on that really fast.

1037
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:36,520
Speaker 4: The corn weekended extra line. I'm going downgraded to a

1038
00:50:36,560 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 4: bronze that extra tag line there weekend at Barnie's. He's

1039
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 4: got that's gold and.

1040
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:51,760
Speaker 5: Old McDonald had a farm Ei E I O. Brother

1041
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:52,840
Speaker 5: Where art Bell.

1042
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:57,319
Speaker 4: Gold plus for the performance, Patsy, that's good? Okay, all right?

1043
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,320
Speaker 4: What have you got farmer movies? You know?

1044
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 2: Connell Show podcast is.

1045
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Speaker 4: Your farmer movies? Best one? This Morning Investors Show gets

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Speaker 4: five hundred dollars in cash and a double pass to

1047
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Speaker 4: the opny Night of the Drummer Queens. The harvesters have

1048
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Speaker 4: eyes Silver, Warren Rakes on a plane, gold flowing Miss Daisy,

1049
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,279
Speaker 4: come back like that on a Monday, Glenn, shame on you,

1050
00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 4: poor old lady. Honey, I lost the hoe bronze. No

1051
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 4: country for old McDonald's gold. That's very good, dud grain

1052
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:40,960
Speaker 4: spotting gold, Jared, well done, Citizen sugar gane gold. That's smart, Josh.

1053
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 4: Three men in a tractor bronze corn air gold. That

1054
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 4: is it? This is the image of fun Nicholas Kate

1055
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:54,520
Speaker 4: is a farmer sheepa by the dozen silver Giovanni. There's

1056
00:51:54,560 --> 00:52:01,319
Speaker 4: something about dairy gold, wheaty and the beast silver plus

1057
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 4: big Mama's hen house. My voice broke then into puberty.

1058
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 4: Uh milking miss Daisy alone, guys, being milked and plowed.

1059
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:20,759
Speaker 4: Moo mento momento. Silver, we brought to you. What is it?

1060
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 3: It's a boys shape, isn't it?

1061
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 4: Are you? Are you? E w E Bronze not funny, Okay,

1062
00:52:27,920 --> 00:52:34,399
Speaker 4: it's official. Ewes are not funny. Roder comedy guys. I'm

1063
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:37,760
Speaker 4: again in a great harvest this season. Yeah, but silver,

1064
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 4: I like that. Judy lock Stock and two Milking Cows Bronze, Honey,

1065
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 4: I shunk the pigs Gold, Yes, uh, pitch Fork perfect Silver,

1066
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Speaker 4: Big Lama's House Silver.

1067
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Speaker 5: Plus, Sure Sheep, Redemption Bronze.

1068
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Speaker 4: I know what you shared last Gold Sheep Dog Millionaire, Silver,

1069
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Speaker 4: Silos of the Lambs, silvil plus, Cattle Star Galactica and gold.

1070
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Speaker 4: All right, who's winning the five hundred dollars in cash?

1071
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:07,839
Speaker 5: Honey, I shrugged the pigs.

1072
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Speaker 4: Yeah, well done.

1073
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1074
00:53:13,800 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 4: I know we don't talk about the show, but I

1075
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,480
Speaker 4: just need to mention this because it's something my kids

1076
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 4: said to me yesterday. Just stuck with me, right, This

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Speaker 4: is what kids do. They say stuff to deliberately uncertainly

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Speaker 4: brows in there like a worm, a doubt worm. Were

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Speaker 4: you watching that big TV show last night? Yes? Did

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Speaker 4: you see? Actually every outbreak two of our rival shows

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Speaker 4: had adverts I did, including one of the worst TV

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Speaker 4: adverts I ever seen, that one with the Dodgeers. I mean,

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Speaker 4: you couldn't offer me all the money in the world

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Speaker 4: to pretend to be playing Dodgers with you guys. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: my kids go, they've all got TV adverts, your arrivals.

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Speaker 4: That's fine. It's fine, and then they go, why are

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Speaker 4: they doing new one? We don't want? Did they ask you?

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Speaker 4: I do know the day one when we when we

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Speaker 4: first start the show, and then he must have thought,

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Speaker 4: let's never do that. But I thought our acting was

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Speaker 4: very powerful.

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Speaker 5: We were stiff necks.

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Speaker 4: We will. We have two things to clarifying to our

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Speaker 4: farmer friends. Firstly, we've just educated Jack to what Barley

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Speaker 4: is and are.

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Speaker 5: You is a We call it a male sheep. It

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Speaker 5: is a female sheep. Yeah, shout out to all the US.

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Speaker 4: Title of today's show is Skippy Go to Sleep. We

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Speaker 4: are back tomorrow morning. We'll have the Reternal three topic Tuesday.

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Speaker 4: And one thing I'd love to give to Jack is

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Speaker 4: someone who's the same level as you to play chess with.

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Speaker 5: Oh great, all right, I'm a nine hundred player, So

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Speaker 5: if you have a chess rating, I would love to

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Speaker 5: play somebody in real life.

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Speaker 4: So, like golf, your handicap are you registered on some

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Speaker 4: central database.

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Speaker 5: I just play on chess dot Com, which is an app,

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Speaker 5: and so you play people all over the world and

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Speaker 5: every time you play, your rating either goes up or

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Speaker 5: down if you.

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Speaker 4: Win a lose. So golf handicap the lower the handicap,

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Speaker 4: the better the player. So with your nine hundred, I

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Speaker 4: don't understand.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's quite low because you actually start with

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Speaker 5: a rating of a thousand and you want to work away.

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Speaker 4: Your life of one hundred. You do this every day

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Speaker 4: for hours for three months.

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Speaker 5: I know I've gone backwards, but I went down to

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Speaker 5: about seven seven to fifty. Did you now I'm getting

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Speaker 5: back up there?

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Speaker 4: Okay, So we're looking for someone who's well, they know

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Speaker 4: they're nine hundred. Now.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if you know you're rating, you'll know, you know, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: you'll know, you'll know.

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Speaker 4: Okay, So if you.

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Speaker 5: Look at play someone up to one thousand, maybe even

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Speaker 5: eleven hundred.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Chess Club on the radio. We don't need a

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Speaker 4: TV advert. Guys, we've got Chess Club. If you're nine hundred,

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Speaker 4: let's go.

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Speaker 5: If you're anywhere from an eight hundred to ten to fifty, Wow,

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Speaker 5: you're eleven hundred.

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Speaker 4: Ear he's already edging out back by fifty moves or

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Speaker 4: whatever it is.

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Speaker 8: Oh.

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