Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian Non Show Podcast.
Speaker 2: I had little sleep last night thanks to my dog Luna,
Speaker 2: and I know it's International Dog Day as well as
Speaker 2: well today, so I hate to bring.
Speaker 1: The reason why we know this is because we have
Speaker 1: a group chat like lots of people do on WhatsApp,
Speaker 1: and we have a show one yep, and normally it's
Speaker 1: stuff like information being exchanged about the show and stuff
Speaker 1: like this, so any ideas and Patsy occasionally is on there.
Speaker 1: You know, he's got the news before the show today.
Speaker 1: You know, I saw Patsy's name and I thought I
Speaker 1: must be something with COVID or some kind of news story.
Speaker 1: Just letting us know with an emogin of a beautiful
Speaker 1: looking dog, it's International Dog Day. Get ready for the
Speaker 1: news at seven. It's all dog, all news every hour.
Speaker 2: Well, we will obviously celebrate Luna when we get home today,
Speaker 2: but last night she yesterday before we went to bed,
Speaker 2: she was out in the front yard while we're watering
Speaker 2: the garden, and she got into the wheely bin. You
Speaker 2: know when it's overloaded a bit and you can't close
Speaker 2: the little the.
Speaker 1: Way that's every.
Speaker 2: So she's pulled apart the bin like the plastic bag,
Speaker 2: and she's got a curry like a fox like boxes do,
Speaker 2: like a raccoon.
Speaker 1: They love a bin, don't they. You know what, if
Speaker 1: you're struggling to get a fox something as a present,
Speaker 1: just give them a bin. They love that. And then
Speaker 1: and they really have they get ridic something about those
Speaker 1: old takeaway cartoons. They're snaffing in there.
Speaker 2: So Luna's heading out of the old takeaway carton and
Speaker 2: we go get out of the get out, get in
Speaker 2: the house.
Speaker 3: And then that scene there that's a bogan lookers arking
Speaker 3: with your dog's chewing on leftover cars.
Speaker 1: You're out there in a singlet.
Speaker 2: Trying to pick up individual bits of rice from the curry.
Speaker 2: So we kick her back into the house and.
Speaker 1: They're not kick her, you know, leaning into this bogan.
Speaker 2: Scene International Dog Day.
Speaker 1: Through the window there's a teacher lesson.
Speaker 2: So during the night, she's obviously thinking, I remember that
Speaker 2: curry I had. Yeah, that's carry.
Speaker 1: Right, It's just it's got to be out there.
Speaker 2: So she's scratching on the front door eleven o'clock at
Speaker 2: night and get up Luning. No, I don't kick her.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but there was a going on there you
Speaker 1: weren't stroking her, get back in, get back in, get
Speaker 1: away from your back in, persuading her.
Speaker 2: Two thirty in the morning, saything, scratch on the door, like,
Speaker 2: oh what that curry? I know it's still out there.
Speaker 2: You kin'd have picked it all up.
Speaker 1: Dogs are like men, aren't they. I'm not that if
Speaker 1: I knew there was a curry in the fridge, I'm
Speaker 1: scratching at the fridge door, whimpery.
Speaker 2: So then I've done that thing where it's so late
Speaker 2: in the night that you can't fall back asleep again,
Speaker 2: and you're going, oh.
Speaker 1: Now, get really irritated, start to doing all that horrible
Speaker 1: angry mass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all the countdowns.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, now another half hours past life sober, I'm dead.
Speaker 2: I might as well call Christian now show it's off.
Speaker 1: Nothing funny coming out of me, because there's Away Carton
Speaker 1: and Luna. Why didn't you just feed Luna?
Speaker 2: No, she gets her, she can eat. I could feed
Speaker 2: her her old bag of dog food and she would
Speaker 2: still have.
Speaker 1: Dog car Yeah, our shepherd dogs like that.
Speaker 2: I think it's a bottomless pit that stomach.
Speaker 1: And no matter what you feed them, they know your
Speaker 1: stuff is so much better that I don't see you
Speaker 1: having this dry crap. Why am I meant to be
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