WEBVTT - MINI: Luna

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian Non Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I had little sleep last night thanks to my dog Luna,

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<v Speaker 2>and I know it's International Dog Day as well as

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<v Speaker 2>well today, so I hate to bring.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason why we know this is because we have

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<v Speaker 1>a group chat like lots of people do on WhatsApp,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have a show one yep, and normally it's

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like information being exchanged about the show and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>like this, so any ideas and Patsy occasionally is on there.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he's got the news before the show today.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I saw Patsy's name and I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>must be something with COVID or some kind of news story.

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<v Speaker 1>Just letting us know with an emogin of a beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>looking dog, it's International Dog Day. Get ready for the

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<v Speaker 1>news at seven. It's all dog, all news every hour.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we will obviously celebrate Luna when we get home today,

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<v Speaker 2>but last night she yesterday before we went to bed,

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<v Speaker 2>she was out in the front yard while we're watering

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<v Speaker 2>the garden, and she got into the wheely bin. You

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<v Speaker 2>know when it's overloaded a bit and you can't close

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<v Speaker 2>the little the.

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<v Speaker 1>Way that's every.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's pulled apart the bin like the plastic bag,

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<v Speaker 2>and she's got a curry like a fox like boxes do,

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<v Speaker 2>like a raccoon.

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<v Speaker 1>They love a bin, don't they. You know what, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're struggling to get a fox something as a present,

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<v Speaker 1>just give them a bin. They love that. And then

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<v Speaker 1>and they really have they get ridic something about those

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<v Speaker 1>old takeaway cartoons. They're snaffing in there.

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<v Speaker 2>So Luna's heading out of the old takeaway carton and

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<v Speaker 2>we go get out of the get out, get in

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<v Speaker 2>the house.

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<v Speaker 3>And then that scene there that's a bogan lookers arking

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<v Speaker 3>with your dog's chewing on leftover cars.

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<v Speaker 1>You're out there in a singlet.

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<v Speaker 2>Trying to pick up individual bits of rice from the curry.

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<v Speaker 2>So we kick her back into the house and.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not kick her, you know, leaning into this bogan.

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<v Speaker 2>Scene International Dog Day.

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<v Speaker 1>Through the window there's a teacher lesson.

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<v Speaker 2>So during the night, she's obviously thinking, I remember that

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<v Speaker 2>curry I had. Yeah, that's carry.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, It's just it's got to be out there.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's scratching on the front door eleven o'clock at

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<v Speaker 2>night and get up Luning. No, I don't kick her.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, but there was a going on there you

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<v Speaker 1>weren't stroking her, get back in, get back in, get

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<v Speaker 1>away from your back in, persuading her.

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<v Speaker 2>Two thirty in the morning, saything, scratch on the door, like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh what that curry? I know it's still out there.

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<v Speaker 2>You kin'd have picked it all up.

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<v Speaker 1>Dogs are like men, aren't they. I'm not that if

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<v Speaker 1>I knew there was a curry in the fridge, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>scratching at the fridge door, whimpery.

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<v Speaker 2>So then I've done that thing where it's so late

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<v Speaker 2>in the night that you can't fall back asleep again,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're going, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, get really irritated, start to doing all that horrible

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<v Speaker 1>angry mass.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, all the countdowns.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, now another half hours past life sober, I'm dead.

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<v Speaker 2>I might as well call Christian now show it's off.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing funny coming out of me, because there's Away Carton

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<v Speaker 1>and Luna. Why didn't you just feed Luna?

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<v Speaker 2>No, she gets her, she can eat. I could feed

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<v Speaker 2>her her old bag of dog food and she would

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<v Speaker 2>still have.

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<v Speaker 1>Dog car Yeah, our shepherd dogs like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a bottomless pit that stomach.

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<v Speaker 1>And no matter what you feed them, they know your

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<v Speaker 1>stuff is so much better that I don't see you

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<v Speaker 1>having this dry crap. Why am I meant to be

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