WEBVTT - #149 Never Say This To A Parent 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:02.720 I feel like, what's up? What's up? 0:00:02.960 --> 0:00:05.840 Just as a way, yeah, I feel like we can 0:00:06.000 --> 0:00:08.319 just be a bit more candid with each other in 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:11.719 all way, we're both in our mid thirties, i'd say 0:00:12.000 --> 0:00:15.440 mid thirty still thirty seven, right, so eight soon? Yeah, 0:00:15.440 --> 0:00:19.800 but not yet. But we're both mid mid thirties. Thank you, 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:21.160 But you still haven't wet dreams. 0:00:24.079 --> 0:00:26.000 It's been a weird coming out of my mouth. It's 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:46.240 been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while. 0:00:46.680 --> 0:00:48.160 Welcome back to two doting dads. 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:50.600 I'm Maddie J And I'm Ash And this is a 0:00:50.600 --> 0:00:51.880 podcast all about parenting. 0:00:51.960 --> 0:00:54.280 It is the good, it is the bad. 0:00:53.960 --> 0:00:58.800 And the relentless, and that's not right and relatable, relatable, relentless. 0:00:58.840 --> 0:00:59.800 I was like, sure, relentless. 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:01.240 Actually, I'm not wrong. 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:05.760 We're just gone past two years. Oh we have it 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:12.640 is relentless. Wet dreams. Yeah, no advice given, no advice, 0:01:13.160 --> 0:01:13.880 wet dreams. 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:16.559 It has been a while. I think I had a. 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:20.399 Sneaky one, I want to say last year. Sometimes I 0:01:20.440 --> 0:01:24.679 thought I'd grown out of this. I suspected that I 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:25.600 had one last night. 0:01:26.360 --> 0:01:32.360 Wow, I don't recall what the what the dream was? 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:37.240 I hope my wife was she definitely was. 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:42.400 I you seem unsure if you did or you didn't. 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:45.520 Have broke up going And I remember and I said 0:01:45.520 --> 0:01:46.280 it out loud. 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:48.040 I was like, that's it over that? 0:01:50.960 --> 0:01:54.800 And then you say that I don't know? 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:59.200 Was it to April? We like stop that? No? Was 0:01:59.360 --> 0:02:02.760 enough of that? Like it was like, okay, well I 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:04.160 reckon maybe a bit of pre come. 0:02:04.880 --> 0:02:07.880 I was like, enough of that, and then I went 0:02:07.920 --> 0:02:11.079 back to it was definitely early morning and I woke 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:11.840 up and I was like. 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:14.359 Do you think it was It's not summer. It's winter 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:18.520 at the moment in Australia, it wouldn't have been. Sometimes 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:24.200 you can confuse sweat to be with semen happens? 0:02:25.840 --> 0:02:26.400 Am I right? 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:27.480 Well? 0:02:27.520 --> 0:02:29.720 I tasted it and the consistency was similar to sweat. 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:32.520 Yeah it was. Look, I was definitely a little bit 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:36.160 like uncomfortable. Yeah, look, if. 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:40.120 It's been a while between you know, treating myself, if 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:46.160 you will I then will I reckon if Actually my 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:50.200 biggest fear of going into the jungle was that if 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:54.680 I don't relieve myself that I would say normally after 0:02:54.720 --> 0:02:58.000 a week, definitely two weeks, I am then due for 0:02:58.040 --> 0:03:02.079 a wet dream. Yeah right, yeah, yeah. I thought we're 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:02.960 all grown out of there. 0:03:03.000 --> 0:03:04.799 So it's like it's like a damn wall. The dam 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:07.320 is full, going to release some pressure. What do you 0:03:07.320 --> 0:03:10.520 do with morning wood in the jungle? I wouldn't really 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:13.200 get it. I'm not talking about the trees. I wouldn't 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:16.480 really get it. I get it. Body is just yes, 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:18.960 not in an arousing environment anyway. Let's move on. 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:23.960 So talking about actually talking about being confused by things 0:03:23.960 --> 0:03:26.919 that happened during the night time. Okay, go ahead, gonna 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:29.600 be cameras because Jess is away on holiday. 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:33.520 It must be nice in Japan. Jealous is she in Japan? 0:03:34.040 --> 0:03:39.600 She sent me a picture of a big mountain, Mount Fuji. 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:41.160 I don't know what that means. Mount Fuji? 0:03:41.200 --> 0:03:41.440 Is it? 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:50.000 I mean enough to fujifilm. Go on, yeah, Jess, we 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:50.960 hope you have be a good time. 0:03:51.040 --> 0:03:52.720 We do. You've left of a time. 0:03:52.800 --> 0:03:55.600 I assion myself here to defend ourselves like the good 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:57.280 old days. When we first started, it was just the 0:03:57.320 --> 0:04:00.440 two of us. It's taken us about six hours to 0:04:00.520 --> 0:04:03.360 record this episode. I got here at sunrise. 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:07.520 Well we'll get we hit the ground running six hours later. 0:04:07.640 --> 0:04:11.480 It's now he stayed the night. He's still here. Jess 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:12.640 is actually bad. She's run it. 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:18.080 Yes, last night, in the middle of the night, Ash 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:21.520 Marley comes in to the room. 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:23.839 Yeah right, no sticker on the chart. 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:26.440 No sticker on the chart, and she starts off. She 0:04:26.800 --> 0:04:31.799 prefaces the chat before she jumps into bed, and she goes, look, okay, 0:04:32.560 --> 0:04:35.480 I've had an accident. And I was like, what do 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:39.599 you mean? And she goes, spilt my water bottle. She's 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:43.039 found a loophole to the system. She's like, I've spilt 0:04:43.080 --> 0:04:46.880 my water bottle. Okay, So my bed is saturated right now. 0:04:47.480 --> 0:04:49.960 It's very damp up there. I'm unable to sleep in 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:52.320 the bed due to the level of moisture that currently 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:56.200 resides in the mattress, mold will start to generate. And 0:04:56.240 --> 0:04:58.560 I was like, damn it, she's got me. And I 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:01.359 was like, all right, hop into bed then here and 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:03.119 I was like, holy shit. 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:05.440 She's like what. I'm like, you don't bring any pants 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:05.880 and she. 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:11.839 Goes yeah, yeah, yeah. She goes, don't worry about that 0:05:12.240 --> 0:05:14.480 to sleep, and I was like, why are you wearing 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:19.000 any pants? And she goes, ah, yes, yes, the pants question. 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:22.160 I knew this would come and she goes the water 0:05:22.200 --> 0:05:25.640 bottle spilt onto my pants and then onto the bed, 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:27.960 which is why I removed the pants. Now I'm here, 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:30.440 I wanted to go to sleep in your bed. Can 0:05:30.480 --> 0:05:31.200 we please put. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:31.520 This the rest. 0:05:31.600 --> 0:05:35.840 I could just picture her going just dousing herself with water. 0:05:37.760 --> 0:05:40.640 In the shower, and I was like, okay, that all 0:05:40.680 --> 0:05:44.720 adds up. Fair, excuse, yeah, I think so hop into bed, 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:47.760 go to sleep, and we'll deal with this in the morning. 0:05:48.440 --> 0:05:48.880 Smart. 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:51.240 And I did have a thought as she hopped into bed. 0:05:51.520 --> 0:05:54.920 I was like, legs are a bit sticky. Oh no, 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:57.000 I was like, well, but you know, at the same time, 0:05:57.160 --> 0:05:59.159 I was very tired as I've been working. 0:05:59.600 --> 0:06:06.440 Oh, I was like Ellie at one okay, so I 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:08.680 was you know, I was like half awake and I 0:06:08.720 --> 0:06:10.840 was like whatever, shore fight, hop into bed. 0:06:11.200 --> 0:06:13.120 And then I woke up, and I was like, I'm 0:06:13.200 --> 0:06:15.440 just gonna double check. Not that I don't trust Marley, 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:17.120 I'm going to just double check that she you know, 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:18.160 she did have an accident. 0:06:18.279 --> 0:06:19.360 She didn't lie to me in the middle of the 0:06:19.480 --> 0:06:21.480 night when I was most vulnerable, and so I feel 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:22.880 her bed the bed is wet. 0:06:23.200 --> 0:06:27.280 Okay, I'll give her that, and I pop my nose 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:35.640 to the mattress and I go piss, it's yourn, it's yourn. 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:40.080 Poor Lol is underneath that too. 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:43.520 Okay, we started with loophole. Do you think she's done 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:44.320 it on purpose? 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:45.480 Yes? 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:52.680 Wow, I believe she has voluntarily weired herself. That's diabolical 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:57.240 as a loophole to a get into my bed and 0:06:57.320 --> 0:06:59.640 b still receive a sticker in the morning. 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:02.080 She's very good, she's very clever. 0:07:02.200 --> 0:07:05.720 She's got ya. They're getting clever. And speaking of loophole's, 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:11.520 Oscar has also found one too. He's figured out sick bay. Yes, 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:15.920 he's figured out sick Bay, but also he's figured out 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:19.720 how to convince them to skip calling me and call who. 0:07:19.840 --> 0:07:23.040 So first call mum. He's going to be first. 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.600 I feel like April would. She'd crumble quickly. 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:28.960 Yes, she's missed the call because she had Macy and 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:32.120 she was doing something. I get a call from April saying, hey, 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:34.600 have you got a call from the school. I'm like, nah, 0:07:35.160 --> 0:07:39.560 skip me, gone straight to Popper, rubber Arm. Popper, is 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:41.680 your name on the list? That's a good question too. 0:07:42.600 --> 0:07:45.000 It should be buddy, he's mine, isn't he? 0:07:45.720 --> 0:07:49.400 So he has gone to sick bay sick for those 0:07:49.440 --> 0:07:53.960 listening and can't see my speed fingers fingers like the 0:07:54.000 --> 0:07:58.520 peace sign, little rabbits um and he's sick. 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:02.680 Call popo, who's rubber arm? What's Papa done here? Because 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:05.760 this is very important. Poppa's going to pick him up? 0:08:05.840 --> 0:08:06.040 Fuck? 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:06.480 There you go. 0:08:06.560 --> 0:08:07.720 That's that's That's what I'm saying. 0:08:07.800 --> 0:08:11.720 Rub round Pop. Yeah, you got you've got to take 0:08:11.840 --> 0:08:14.600 You've got to take it for face value, right like it? 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:18.200 Pop is like oscars sick. Okay, I'll come, I'll come 0:08:18.240 --> 0:08:20.920 get it. Poppa's retired. Whatever, it's Friday, you're going to 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:21.680 cam something else? 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:21.880 Now. 0:08:23.240 --> 0:08:25.360 I would never use that word, would never use that word. 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:29.480 It's terrible word. Uh. And then April, I've had work 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:31.080 to do, so I'm off doing things. 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:33.040 But how did you know that he was collected? Was 0:08:33.040 --> 0:08:34.440 in the group chat and the family chat? 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:37.480 It was April told me. April said, Pop is going 0:08:37.520 --> 0:08:39.720 to pick him up? Skip me because I'm the hard ass. 0:08:39.800 --> 0:08:43.840 You are the hard okay, skipped me, stone cold ash Wicks. 0:08:44.160 --> 0:08:46.280 I refer to you, Yes, everyone does. 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:48.600 I could break an arm and I think the bone 0:08:48.640 --> 0:08:50.920 could pierce the skin, and you wouldn't give me any sympathy. 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:52.880 Correct, that's right. 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:55.000 I've said, have you laid eyes on this kid yet? 0:08:55.080 --> 0:08:59.240 And she's like, yeah, I've been touched shortly. I was like, okay, great, 0:08:59.320 --> 0:09:01.960 so let me show you please what she has sent 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:06.640 me of a poor sick Yes, young boy. 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:09.120 Can you tell me what the illness was? So apparently 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:12.600 the symptoms was he facing? It was sw tummy, it 0:09:12.679 --> 0:09:14.320 was ummy. It's always them. 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:20.440 Yeah, yeah, this is the day. Definitely. The poor boy 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:24.200 can barely stand. Gosh. Is he still unwell? Has he 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:27.440 made a recovery this morning? He was unwell apparently, but 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:30.120 he's gone to school today. 0:09:30.559 --> 0:09:33.160 Fine, nothing wrong with him. He gets home, he's like, 0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:35.440 can we play? And I'm home, can we play foot 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:37.040 you in the front yard? I was like, nah, you're sick. 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.720 They keep forget, they forget, they go get They're like, 0:09:41.800 --> 0:09:43.640 oh yeah, sorry, I got to load down. 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:44.720 I'm not feeling hundred percent. 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:46.520 But I always used to chuck the sticky as a 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:49.480 primary school kid. Always I hated school. I was not 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:53.560 built for school. Okay, this cannot be schooled. Can I 0:09:53.600 --> 0:09:56.320 tell you something? Can I tell you what you need 0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:56.800 to do here? 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:57.400 Yeah? 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:01.880 Because ash Friday last week I had a call from 0:10:01.920 --> 0:10:07.199 the school. Marley may unwell same day and same illness, 0:10:07.240 --> 0:10:09.920 also had a sick tummy. They're in hurts, these kids. 0:10:09.960 --> 0:10:12.680 They're like Friday, Friday the seventeenth. 0:10:12.600 --> 0:10:16.280 And it's like a prisoner escape on Friday. We do it, 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:19.200 we go, we don't look back. I can just picture 0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:22.640 them being like, you ready. 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:22.120 Let's do it. 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.319 So, yeah, I get a call Marley's in sick bay, 0:10:24.400 --> 0:10:28.120 saw tummy. I know that children who are unwell deserve 0:10:28.200 --> 0:10:31.560 our attention, but at the same time, I'm like, my 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:34.040 knee jerk reaction was, is she actually sick? 0:10:34.320 --> 0:10:35.839 I get I reckon, they get that all the time 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:36.560 on that phone call. 0:10:36.760 --> 0:10:39.720 Yeah, And I said, and I was working from home, 0:10:40.040 --> 0:10:44.920 but I said, I'm in the city. I'll come as 0:10:45.000 --> 0:10:47.079 quick as I can, but it'll be a couple of hours. 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:53.000 It'll be a three o'clock with So I was like, 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.520 I'll finish doing my work for two hours and then 0:10:55.559 --> 0:10:56.120 I'll get her. 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:57.079 And I also just. 0:10:57.000 --> 0:10:59.319 Thought to myself, like a sick by a primary school 0:10:59.360 --> 0:11:01.880 was shit. Was just like next to the reception it 0:11:01.960 --> 0:11:04.760 was like a fucking mattress, which was like concrete. 0:11:04.280 --> 0:11:06.120 And that's what it should be. Should be prisonf yeah, 0:11:06.160 --> 0:11:08.400 thank you. Lock them in there. Yeah, she'ld be like 0:11:08.440 --> 0:11:08.920 a little pen. 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:11.920 What can I give that they can't give? Like, just 0:11:11.920 --> 0:11:15.239 just lay down, here's a bucket. Yeah, give us a spewbag. 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:16.520 That's it. Perfect. 0:11:16.640 --> 0:11:18.439 If it was on a flight, that's what they do, 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:21.000 that's what you get. So yeah, So when I picked 0:11:21.080 --> 0:11:23.840 up Marley, she was like, you're a long time and 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.680 I was like, yeah, damn right. I was because I 0:11:25.720 --> 0:11:27.680 want her to know that sick on a sick base 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:31.280 sucks smart and you're gonna hate sitting there and it's 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:32.000 going to be boring. 0:11:32.480 --> 0:11:33.440 But she was the same dude. 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:36.360 She was like hello, and I was like, what's wrong, Bubba? 0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:39.199 You have to use my baby voice and she was 0:11:39.280 --> 0:11:42.080 like I gotta sound tummy. She's like, I'm not feeling 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:45.120 well and I was like, come here, come to daddy. 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:48.720 The second we walk out of those school grows past 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:49.720 the front gate, she's. 0:11:49.640 --> 0:11:54.640 Like, whoa yo ge yes, I can imagine. It's like 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:57.520 you took forever. And it's like she's like, also just 0:11:57.600 --> 0:12:00.240 prefaces with our kids. Can't tell the time yet that 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:03.080 you're late, And he's like, yeah, it's like, how are 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.439 you feeling double? I'm fucking fine now, bitch. 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:07.800 Mate. 0:12:07.840 --> 0:12:09.160 I tried to explain to my I was like, well, 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:11.160 if you're unwill you can't go to the birthday party tomorrow? 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:14.360 I am And she was like what yeah, And she 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:16.959 was like, I think I'm feeling better, fucking go home 0:12:17.000 --> 0:12:17.160 to it. 0:12:17.240 --> 0:12:17.760 She was like Oscar. 0:12:17.840 --> 0:12:20.360 She was bouncing off the walls. She was coloring much energy, 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:21.320 too much energy. 0:12:21.520 --> 0:12:23.400 But like I used to do that and then I 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:26.560 would be like, I want to go to sock training tonight. 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:30.120 No, you're fucking not. 0:12:32.040 --> 0:12:34.040 One time, one time I didn't want to go to 0:12:34.120 --> 0:12:35.840 school and I hated sick base, so I knew that 0:12:35.840 --> 0:12:37.439 if I had to fake being sick, I had to 0:12:37.480 --> 0:12:40.240 be in the morning. And I got a cloth and 0:12:40.280 --> 0:12:43.280 I rubbed it on my forehead and I went to 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:44.640 my mum and I was like, just feel how. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:45.080 Hot I am. 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:48.880 She was like quite a temperature, and I was like, gotcha. 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:53.200 Got her. Speaking of injuries and stuff like that, firstly, 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:54.959 it just gave me a little memory of when I 0:12:55.080 --> 0:12:56.480 was in When. 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:58.560 I was in year seven, I was playing touch football 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:02.080 with the bigger kids and them fell on me, okay 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:05.600 and have my head hit the ground between my legs. 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:07.920 So quite like an over extension. 0:13:07.920 --> 0:13:10.800 You tried to suck yourself off in that moment, I 0:13:10.800 --> 0:13:11.800 could have got a quick leg. 0:13:16.440 --> 0:13:17.920 And then I did go home. 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:21.400 Literally my dad had to pick me up because at 0:13:21.400 --> 0:13:22.839 that moment I was in pain. 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:24.680 But what's the problem about. 0:13:24.760 --> 0:13:27.439 I used it to get more time off school, and 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:29.800 I was fine because also it was the same year 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:33.160 that Joey John's heard his neck playing footy and he 0:13:33.200 --> 0:13:35.319 was in the neck brains, and I thought that. 0:13:35.320 --> 0:13:37.360 Was pretty cool. So you had a neck brain. 0:13:37.400 --> 0:13:39.000 So I neck braced it for like a week to 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:41.040 get a week off school. But I was completely fine. 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:44.240 Hang on a second, your neck is moving fine today? Yeah, 0:13:44.280 --> 0:13:45.839 I'm good. I'm back down. You were in a neck 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:46.800 brace last week? 0:13:46.880 --> 0:13:48.160 Yeah, it was like a week and that was I 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:51.000 was like ten days ago. Oh yeah, fine, that's my 0:13:51.080 --> 0:13:55.160 leg now. Somehow the pain moved for my neck right 0:13:55.160 --> 0:13:56.920 down to my leg. He's still thinking bon Jovi in 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:57.120 the car? 0:13:57.280 --> 0:13:59.720 Yeah, no, what was I doing? I was singing Iris 0:14:00.200 --> 0:14:02.559 it's practicing. Yeah. 0:14:02.600 --> 0:14:06.880 Anyway, Also on injuries, I never thought having kids, I 0:14:06.880 --> 0:14:11.560 would get so injured. Remember I was back nearly like 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:14.439 two years ago now when we started this, and I 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:17.720 had a moment of pure anger when I was picking 0:14:17.800 --> 0:14:20.080 up toys and hit my head on a door knob on. 0:14:20.040 --> 0:14:22.360 The way back up. I think I did it twice 0:14:22.480 --> 0:14:23.480 in the same very. 0:14:23.360 --> 0:14:26.880 Frustrating and it's like I'm cleaning up after these fucks 0:14:27.360 --> 0:14:30.920 and I'm hurting myself. That's what I recall from that situation. Well, 0:14:31.600 --> 0:14:33.280 let me tell you right now, I've had another running 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:33.960 with the door handle. 0:14:34.920 --> 0:14:35.600 What door handles is? 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:38.720 I'm going to tell you what exactly what happened. Okay, 0:14:39.320 --> 0:14:42.520 so when April goes to the toilet, it shuts the door. 0:14:42.560 --> 0:14:45.920 The kid's always going there, that's a mom thing. I 0:14:46.080 --> 0:14:47.360 like to lock the door. 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:50.720 Okay, Yeah, If April's not locking the door, that's on 0:14:50.800 --> 0:14:54.280 her exactly. But she has a dig at me about 0:14:54.320 --> 0:14:57.520 if they're going to come in to see me, they should. 0:14:57.240 --> 0:14:59.520 Be allowed to go in and see you. And I'm like, 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:02.880 we all got the bar here, lock it so we're 0:15:02.960 --> 0:15:03.640 up here together. 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:07.800 But also like, fucking dad shits are a lot worse 0:15:07.800 --> 0:15:09.480 than mumshit's lies. 0:15:10.080 --> 0:15:13.240 Oh, they store them up and then they do one 0:15:13.360 --> 0:15:16.200 horrendous shit and Aeopl's like, where are the kids coming here? 0:15:16.680 --> 0:15:17.480 I drag them in. 0:15:17.960 --> 0:15:20.560 I don't mind dragging him in as a joke. It's funny, 0:15:21.040 --> 0:15:25.720 but I also like my privacy, like you know, as 0:15:25.800 --> 0:15:29.360 any person, as any man or woman would exactly right now, 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:35.160 I am a stand and wiper. Yeah amen, yeah, okay, 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:36.960 so few of us stand and wipe. And it just 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:41.120 so happens that the door knob is at the exact 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:46.000 height as my dick and balls. And guess who comes 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:52.640 barging in while I'm wiping oscar oscar wicks at full velocity. 0:15:53.200 --> 0:16:00.560 A silver metal door handle has hit me directly in 0:16:00.640 --> 0:16:04.080 a combination of the head of my penis which is 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:12.760 massive and sorry sorry, and my testicles with my shitty 0:16:12.840 --> 0:16:17.000 aarsehole and a handful of shitty toilet paper. Can I 0:16:17.080 --> 0:16:22.000 tell you right now I had I fell into the 0:16:22.120 --> 0:16:24.040 corn so it's a picture this. 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:27.760 It's a separate toilet to the bathroom, so it's quite skinny. 0:16:28.440 --> 0:16:31.480 I've fallen into the crack between the toilet and the 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:40.480 jip rock wall. Okay, saw nuts, saw penile head, now 0:16:40.920 --> 0:16:45.400 the toilet paper. I've tried to brace myself. I've fallen, 0:16:46.320 --> 0:16:50.680 put the shitty toilet paper up against the jip rock 0:16:50.840 --> 0:16:57.640 wall and slid down it like so, so I'm jammed 0:16:57.680 --> 0:17:02.680 between the toilet and the wall that has now ship 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:02.960 on it. 0:17:03.080 --> 0:17:05.199 What's saying at this point? He was just like, what 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:08.679 are you doing? What you need to be sick? You 0:17:08.760 --> 0:17:09.440 mean to be sick. 0:17:09.920 --> 0:17:14.240 I'm on the ground, stuck between the toilet with a 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:15.240 sore set. 0:17:15.000 --> 0:17:18.640 Of n ads and a shitty asshole. God, what a sight. 0:17:18.840 --> 0:17:23.320 And I had to somehow backwards slither out of there. 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:26.920 Did you call for help? Did April? No One wanted 0:17:26.960 --> 0:17:29.480 to help me. She's like, you're on your own hands. 0:17:29.480 --> 0:17:33.399 She's like, you in there. It's like, for God's sake, 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:37.119 could this get any worse? It does? The roof is 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:45.439 are back next door? Shut up your fate. 0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:50.200 No, God, you're back, just like and I'm surprised when 0:17:50.200 --> 0:17:52.159 you're like a show chavenist. 0:17:52.720 --> 0:17:56.199 No, hang on. But also it was a Sunday and 0:17:56.240 --> 0:17:59.040 they were working on the roof next door. You're an exhibitionist. 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:03.719 It's the word I'm looking to exhibition. But also it 0:18:03.760 --> 0:18:05.560 was Sunday and I was like, what the fuck are 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:05.920 they doing? 0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:07.720 But I've worked out because it's been raining so much, 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:09.120 they haven't been able to finish the roots. 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:10.840 They just got at the window of good weather and. 0:18:10.800 --> 0:18:13.040 Now We've got a little thing going where if I 0:18:13.080 --> 0:18:14.480 see them in the morning and I'm like. 0:18:14.480 --> 0:18:16.200 I don't want to see my asshole today. 0:18:18.160 --> 0:18:23.720 Wow, wow's joke. How's your penis now? 0:18:24.200 --> 0:18:24.320 Oh? 0:18:24.359 --> 0:18:26.639 I recovered? Yeah, thank heavens. Yeah. I just had to 0:18:26.640 --> 0:18:27.879 bring this up with my therapist. 0:18:29.600 --> 0:18:31.280 I don't want to sound like being a hero at 0:18:31.280 --> 0:18:35.800 the moment, but Ash, I'm doing it tough. I'm doing 0:18:35.840 --> 0:18:39.400 it solo. Oh yeah, Laura's way by myself. When isn't 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:40.480 Laura away, mate? 0:18:41.359 --> 0:18:44.360 Fuck, she's over and by right now. Yes, she is working. 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:46.600 It look like she was doing you know when you 0:18:46.640 --> 0:18:48.320 to take your kids to like a sensory thing. 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:50.240 She was doing the jewelry, That's what it looked like 0:18:50.280 --> 0:18:50.720 she was doing. 0:18:50.800 --> 0:18:52.679 I was like, it's fun, actually, mate. You know how 0:18:52.760 --> 0:18:54.240 much he's had to go at me about the business 0:18:54.280 --> 0:18:56.600 class flight blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. 0:18:56.720 --> 0:19:00.679 We've all heard enough of it by multiple people media 0:19:00.720 --> 0:19:05.840 outlets for attacking I was being defained publicly, and so 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:08.960 I was with the kids on Sunday. Laura, where was 0:19:09.000 --> 0:19:13.320 she in the lounge? Champagne in hand? She's flown over 0:19:13.680 --> 0:19:16.920 busy class with her sister, and she had the nerve 0:19:17.040 --> 0:19:19.280 to message me from the lounge, going, oh, just send 0:19:19.280 --> 0:19:20.120 me a photo of the kids. 0:19:20.160 --> 0:19:20.720 I missed them. 0:19:21.720 --> 0:19:25.600 Shut you do not. She needs to leave it a 0:19:25.640 --> 0:19:28.040 day or two before saying I start to miss people, 0:19:28.440 --> 0:19:30.800 you can't be like you've. 0:19:30.680 --> 0:19:35.240 Been gone for two hours. I'm like, oh, I missed 0:19:35.240 --> 0:19:38.560 the kids, laughing, I can go. 0:19:38.720 --> 0:19:40.600 I can take him to the airport and you can 0:19:40.640 --> 0:19:42.160 spend another hour with him if you want. 0:19:42.960 --> 0:19:45.600 Your flight doesn't take off for another hour. Sneaking into 0:19:45.600 --> 0:19:50.680 the quant I couldn't do another goodbye. They're serving alcoholic. Yeah, 0:19:51.760 --> 0:19:57.120 someone's messaging my feet. It's like, for fux sake, at least. 0:19:57.400 --> 0:20:00.399 Get to like, I know, whenever I go way and 0:20:00.480 --> 0:20:01.320 leave the family. 0:20:01.600 --> 0:20:05.200 It's like, you don't want to message April, not straight away. 0:20:05.359 --> 0:20:08.760 But if I've like, for example, you don't want to 0:20:08.800 --> 0:20:11.199 give off how much fun you're having. I get that, 0:20:11.600 --> 0:20:14.760 But also that's too premature. If it was a couple 0:20:14.800 --> 0:20:17.200 of days and she's like, look, I'm actually I missed 0:20:17.200 --> 0:20:19.160 the kids. I must have a little bit of balleibilly. 0:20:19.160 --> 0:20:21.880 I haven't been sleeping well like I've been, you know, 0:20:21.920 --> 0:20:24.400 like make up something for God's sake, yeah, and then 0:20:24.480 --> 0:20:26.600 go oh, just you know, because in those moments of. 0:20:26.600 --> 0:20:28.960 Vulnerability, you can miss your kids totally. 0:20:29.000 --> 0:20:31.439 It's like me saying, I had a fucking huge night 0:20:31.520 --> 0:20:33.760 last night, babes, and god I. 0:20:33.720 --> 0:20:35.480 Missed it and I missed the kids. It's like, well, 0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:36.200 how about you don't have it. 0:20:36.440 --> 0:20:42.200 You've got a schooner in hand, and I'm like, enjoy 0:20:42.520 --> 0:20:44.280 enjoyed at the moment. So, yeah, Laura has flown over. 0:20:44.400 --> 0:20:48.119 She's currently just her sister and herself. They're working hard. 0:20:48.960 --> 0:20:54.399 Please and mate, I didn't realize it. She told me 0:20:55.560 --> 0:20:59.960 many times, but I've been unable to retain the information. 0:21:00.080 --> 0:21:03.359 And Nana was packing the bags and I was like, 0:21:03.840 --> 0:21:06.520 where the fuck do you think you're going? And she's like, 0:21:06.600 --> 0:21:09.879 I'm going to Brisbane for your brother's birthday. And I 0:21:09.920 --> 0:21:13.320 was like, what, So she's gone too, She's left me. 0:21:14.040 --> 0:21:15.119 She left this morning. 0:21:15.640 --> 0:21:17.440 I was gonna sask sorry yesterday, didn't. 0:21:17.280 --> 0:21:20.240 I Yeah, she was yesterday, she's gone now she's gone 0:21:20.240 --> 0:21:21.880 five am. 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:25.040 These girls out here, I'm after Brisbane to. 0:21:27.920 --> 0:21:32.320 So I'm currently you know, I'm doing it tough. Do 0:21:32.359 --> 0:21:33.920 you also just shout out to all the single parents 0:21:33.920 --> 0:21:34.199 out there? 0:21:34.240 --> 0:21:36.200 I know, it's hard. Oh absolutely, it's tough. 0:21:36.359 --> 0:21:38.360 Just going to preface that and say that we best 0:21:38.680 --> 0:21:43.119 preface that. We should conduct a little experiment. Go on 0:21:43.520 --> 0:21:47.240 my wife. Yes, what I may do because I'm after 0:21:47.280 --> 0:21:49.280 Brisbane tomorrow for a couple of days. It's like a 0:21:49.359 --> 0:21:53.000 day two days cause for a state of origin against 0:21:53.080 --> 0:21:54.360 the hat working work. 0:21:54.480 --> 0:21:54.960 I am working. 0:21:54.960 --> 0:21:56.679 I've got content to do. But also it just so 0:21:56.760 --> 0:21:59.840 happens to be a sport that I love and we 0:22:00.080 --> 0:22:02.080 people I like, not that I don't. 0:22:01.880 --> 0:22:04.000 Like my kids. You're a lucky guy. You found your passion. 0:22:04.119 --> 0:22:04.520 Thank you. 0:22:05.200 --> 0:22:08.679 Thinking about going to the airport tomorrow, yes, which I 0:22:08.720 --> 0:22:09.679 have to be there at midday. 0:22:09.760 --> 0:22:10.080 Love it. 0:22:10.400 --> 0:22:13.320 And as soon as I get there, I'm going to 0:22:13.359 --> 0:22:15.520 send a message to April saying I missed the kids. 0:22:16.880 --> 0:22:19.280 And then but also i'll film it. Can you do 0:22:19.320 --> 0:22:23.119 an airport beer? Oh yeah? On your stories? Oh yeah, 0:22:23.160 --> 0:22:24.959 she was going to see that. And then I'm going 0:22:24.960 --> 0:22:31.960 to tager and good this is a good gear airport beer. 0:22:32.160 --> 0:22:34.080 I'm going I'm taking a mate with me. 0:22:34.320 --> 0:22:37.280 Can you as a videographer, can you just can you actually? 0:22:37.880 --> 0:22:40.800 Can you call April and then be like, god, I 0:22:40.800 --> 0:22:43.680 miss the kids. I'll get my mate to film in it. Yeah, 0:22:43.680 --> 0:22:45.679 I'm taking a videographer with me. That's the best thing 0:22:45.720 --> 0:22:50.120 that I'm taking a videography videos everything, and yeah, I'll 0:22:50.119 --> 0:22:51.800 have it and we'll do a little up. 0:22:51.840 --> 0:22:52.439 Do you know what we'll do. 0:22:52.680 --> 0:22:55.399 I'll ring her, I'll put on a loud speaker and 0:22:55.440 --> 0:22:57.359 I'll be like, I'll do it. 0:22:57.880 --> 0:22:59.200 We'll do it cheers. 0:23:02.400 --> 0:23:07.600 And then I'd be like, oh, really miss the kids, babe, 0:23:08.080 --> 0:23:09.040 and just see what she is. 0:23:09.160 --> 0:23:10.919 And we sit and we wait and can I be 0:23:11.000 --> 0:23:13.600 on like on the phone call as well? No, I 0:23:13.600 --> 0:23:18.840 don't do that's too much. I will film it in 0:23:18.840 --> 0:23:21.520 real time, send it over to you. I get you 0:23:21.760 --> 0:23:23.560 what you think I did? 0:23:23.600 --> 0:23:24.960 I did try. I try. 0:23:24.960 --> 0:23:27.400 I put forward the case to not bring the kids 0:23:27.400 --> 0:23:27.879 to Bali. 0:23:28.480 --> 0:23:28.720 Yeah. 0:23:29.160 --> 0:23:32.800 Economy, yea economy, economy Yeah, yep. 0:23:32.720 --> 0:23:35.360 I'm going to Bali without the kids. Must be real. 0:23:36.320 --> 0:23:38.280 And she was like, no, I just I want to 0:23:38.280 --> 0:23:39.960 see the kids so badly, and. 0:23:40.000 --> 0:23:44.000 I don't go then ship anyway, so I know it's 0:23:44.280 --> 0:23:46.600 like it's a long way to go to kids. 0:23:46.720 --> 0:23:49.199 Thank you. Okay, hang on one question. While we're on 0:23:49.240 --> 0:23:49.879 the subject. 0:23:51.040 --> 0:23:54.800 We talked about seating arrangement for two parents two kids, 0:23:54.800 --> 0:23:58.399 what about seating arrangement for two kids one parent. 0:23:58.440 --> 0:23:59.560 I'm going to do a video on this. 0:24:00.160 --> 0:24:02.720 Okay, I'm going to a video on this because I'm 0:24:02.760 --> 0:24:05.840 flying grud Air. Shout out to grout and Not sponsored. 0:24:06.880 --> 0:24:10.800 Their seating configuration very interesting. They have four in the 0:24:10.800 --> 0:24:13.280 middle and then the windows are two and two. 0:24:13.800 --> 0:24:16.080 You pretty much have to go the four otherwise one 0:24:16.119 --> 0:24:18.080 gets left alone unless you buy four seat? 0:24:18.119 --> 0:24:23.040 Do I? Could I go on? 0:24:23.320 --> 0:24:28.359 Could I go window next one across right and then 0:24:28.680 --> 0:24:29.399 do the aisle? 0:24:29.640 --> 0:24:34.959 So the middle row aisle? Is that a possibility? Is that? 0:24:35.000 --> 0:24:37.840 So I get the two kids by themselves, try and 0:24:37.840 --> 0:24:41.440 get a seat in front two Trying the row in 0:24:41.520 --> 0:24:44.160 front of the person behind you was like and then 0:24:44.200 --> 0:24:46.240 you just take your around and go. They didn't have 0:24:46.280 --> 0:24:47.320 anything that lined up, But. 0:24:47.240 --> 0:24:50.480 I'm just here about that one behind so you can 0:24:50.560 --> 0:24:52.120 see them, but they can't see you. 0:24:54.040 --> 0:24:56.439 So that was an idea. I'm yet to lock in 0:24:56.480 --> 0:25:01.520 the seating plant. You're going in like two days, don't you? Yeah? Brilliant, brilliant? 0:25:01.560 --> 0:25:03.040 Thank you? I did, thank you? Do you know what 0:25:03.040 --> 0:25:03.840 else is brilliant? 0:25:05.280 --> 0:25:12.240 This? You don't mostly progression, you don't love, So. 0:25:13.880 --> 0:25:21.320 Just tell me what your parent do you want my 0:25:21.480 --> 0:25:22.960 grand parking at the shirts? 0:25:23.960 --> 0:25:27.000 You don't want advice from frangers? 0:25:27.359 --> 0:25:30.840 Go and tell me what is your part? 0:25:34.240 --> 0:25:37.840 Well played, sir, and I would say that that is 0:25:37.880 --> 0:25:40.960 one of the greatest segment songs ever to be produced 0:25:40.960 --> 0:25:41.880 by anybody ever. 0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:46.439 Thank you? Okay, would you like to go first? 0:25:46.600 --> 0:25:49.720 Yeah, I've actually got I've got a parant myself. 0:25:49.840 --> 0:25:51.720 Oh, because I have one last week. I'm just gonna 0:25:51.720 --> 0:25:54.239 get the last off my chest. Go far away. You 0:25:54.240 --> 0:25:57.040 know I love daycares. Just be careful how you finished 0:25:57.040 --> 0:25:57.600 that sentence. 0:25:58.560 --> 0:26:00.880 You know I love daycare. I love day care staff. 0:26:01.440 --> 0:26:03.480 I think they work incredibly hard. You know that I've 0:26:03.480 --> 0:26:06.240 always been very vocal about my support for the daycare industry. 0:26:06.400 --> 0:26:09.160 Most of them. Yeah right right, those of you don't 0:26:10.000 --> 0:26:11.000 you know what I'm talking about. 0:26:12.280 --> 0:26:17.520 I have a roundabout. I'm reluctant to attack the daycares. 0:26:18.320 --> 0:26:20.359 Attack away. We attacked him months before. I want them 0:26:20.400 --> 0:26:25.640 just pick up my sword. So Lola has been She's 0:26:25.680 --> 0:26:29.800 been up up to like nine pm, and she loves 0:26:29.840 --> 0:26:32.160 to sleep. Lately, she's been great in that she has 0:26:32.160 --> 0:26:34.400 a story, goes to bed, falls asleep pretty quickly. But 0:26:34.560 --> 0:26:38.720 now she's up to like nine o'clock. I'm downstairs and 0:26:38.760 --> 0:26:40.840 I can hear her walking around upstairs. I'm like, what 0:26:40.840 --> 0:26:43.280 the fuck are you up to? And I was like, 0:26:43.440 --> 0:26:48.239 are you you having no at daycare? And she's like 0:26:49.240 --> 0:26:52.320 and I was like, you you're fucking having naps at daycare? 0:26:52.440 --> 0:26:54.080 And she's like, I just had a little lay down. 0:26:54.440 --> 0:26:57.760 She's four, and I've said like, no, no nap, she's 0:26:57.800 --> 0:27:00.320 no nap, and we're out of the naps, and they're 0:27:00.359 --> 0:27:01.280 letting her have a nap. 0:27:02.640 --> 0:27:04.600 Yeah, someone's and so. 0:27:04.760 --> 0:27:08.240 But now we're back in the cycle. So she's like 0:27:08.520 --> 0:27:11.080 staying up so late. So she's tired because she's she's 0:27:11.080 --> 0:27:13.200 going to sleep at like nine nine thirty. Dude, why 0:27:13.200 --> 0:27:17.200 time she wake up like six thirty? It's not enough, slick. Yeah, 0:27:17.359 --> 0:27:20.639 fuck man, you need a nap. 0:27:21.600 --> 0:27:23.919 I love a n app And maybe I'll go to 0:27:23.920 --> 0:27:25.560 that daycare, can I if you get in the bed? 0:27:27.720 --> 0:27:28.040 All right? 0:27:28.080 --> 0:27:30.119 So now, so now she's in the routine. She's in 0:27:30.200 --> 0:27:32.600 the routine of napping during the day. They're going to 0:27:32.640 --> 0:27:34.480 try and break the cycle, which they're not. They're letting 0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:34.840 a nap. 0:27:35.000 --> 0:27:37.720 Oh my goodness. If you're listening, think of the. 0:27:37.800 --> 0:27:41.119 Parents, Think ill of us, poor parents, And I've started 0:27:41.160 --> 0:27:43.080 to do this thing at night when kids go to 0:27:43.119 --> 0:27:45.320 bed that I make them feel guilty about making any 0:27:45.359 --> 0:27:46.440 more noises after that? 0:27:46.520 --> 0:27:47.000 What do you mean? 0:27:47.040 --> 0:27:49.119 I'm like, this is mummy and Daddy's time now, Like 0:27:49.160 --> 0:27:51.560 you know how we give you everything you've ever wanted 0:27:51.600 --> 0:27:53.520 and all the time you need ever And. 0:27:53.480 --> 0:27:55.919 They're like, yeah, we love that, Like why don't you 0:27:55.960 --> 0:27:58.800 just give me this moment now? And do they get it? 0:27:58.880 --> 0:28:02.520 Some nights? Some nights I'm like do you I'm like, I'm. 0:28:02.400 --> 0:28:04.480 Like, do you know how sad I feel when I've 0:28:04.520 --> 0:28:06.480 got to come back in here to tell you off? 0:28:06.520 --> 0:28:09.199 Do you know how sad I am? What about me? 0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:12.640 And like sometimes it works, And then when they don't, 0:28:12.720 --> 0:28:15.280 I'm like, we spoke last week about yelling at your kids. 0:28:15.320 --> 0:28:17.600 I'm like, well, it's time to go to work. 0:28:18.680 --> 0:28:22.680 And like shut wax slam the door anyway. They hate 0:28:22.720 --> 0:28:24.680 the door being shut, So that's now my current threat. 0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:29.280 But I'm like, oh, shut this fucking door. You're like, anyway, 0:28:29.560 --> 0:28:30.240 that's my rant. 0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:30.560 Please. 0:28:30.880 --> 0:28:33.919 I have a rand from someone hither. This one is 0:28:33.960 --> 0:28:39.840 from Maddie, and Maddie says, no trolley bay near the 0:28:39.960 --> 0:28:44.680 parent parks getting a good park, but hiking the Nullah 0:28:44.720 --> 0:28:45.600 boarder return it. 0:28:47.280 --> 0:28:50.240 Yeah, I think there's whoever's. 0:28:49.720 --> 0:28:52.880 Designing these car parks, and this is thing might flow 0:28:52.920 --> 0:28:53.720 onto a little. 0:28:53.560 --> 0:28:55.480 Ran I have really quickly. Okay. 0:28:55.520 --> 0:28:59.080 On top of that, whoever's designing these car parks, I 0:28:59.120 --> 0:29:03.760 think it should go disabled parking, parent parking with a 0:29:03.800 --> 0:29:04.560 trolley bay. 0:29:04.440 --> 0:29:05.440 In between them. 0:29:05.800 --> 0:29:10.320 Okay, so it's equal because we just say this, right, 0:29:10.440 --> 0:29:11.160 you've got. 0:29:10.960 --> 0:29:14.280 One kid, there's one of you. You put that kid and. 0:29:14.240 --> 0:29:16.200 They say don't leave your kids alone in the car, 0:29:16.400 --> 0:29:19.560 and then you've got to walk to drop the length 0:29:19.560 --> 0:29:20.200 of the a nuther boar. 0:29:21.040 --> 0:29:22.160 Yes, thank you Maddie for that. 0:29:23.120 --> 0:29:26.640 To put a trolley bag. It's dangerous, it's disgusting. That's 0:29:26.640 --> 0:29:29.160 a lot can happen in that thirty seconds. A child 0:29:29.160 --> 0:29:31.680 could go missing. Not to scare anyone out there, but 0:29:31.720 --> 0:29:33.960 that's the reality. It's the reality, okay, it's the life 0:29:33.960 --> 0:29:37.880 we live, especially in dangerous areas where does may live 0:29:38.520 --> 0:29:43.400 and the dangerous area could take your baby. 0:29:43.480 --> 0:29:46.600 Very true, thank you. Yeah. 0:29:46.600 --> 0:29:50.000 But also I've got a ramp with car parks in general, okay, 0:29:50.320 --> 0:29:52.240 And it's not the people who've designed it, it's the. 0:29:52.200 --> 0:29:52.960 People in it. 0:29:54.160 --> 0:29:57.760 People think you pull into a car park, rules don't 0:29:57.760 --> 0:29:58.520 apply anymore. 0:29:58.720 --> 0:29:59.680 What rules are you talking about? 0:30:00.080 --> 0:30:04.440 Rules, pedestrian rules, anything like that. Okay, this is what 0:30:04.480 --> 0:30:07.480 annoys me the fucking most. There's two things that annoy 0:30:07.560 --> 0:30:10.960 me the most. The first one is when someone tries 0:30:11.000 --> 0:30:15.360 to cross the street in a car park across the 0:30:15.480 --> 0:30:18.840 where you're driving. Okay, there's a crossing to cross, but 0:30:18.920 --> 0:30:23.760 they crossed like ten meters due south of it. 0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:26.680 Walk up and use the crossing. 0:30:27.040 --> 0:30:30.120 People think that that's like, I'm just gonna walk, not 0:30:30.200 --> 0:30:33.640 even look. Yesterday I had Mum in the car right 0:30:34.400 --> 0:30:36.480 and I went to reverse out of a car park. 0:30:36.880 --> 0:30:41.640 Reverse lights are on, they are blaring, they are fucking bright, 0:30:42.040 --> 0:30:46.320 and some old bloke not old, I'm saying like fifty yeah, 0:30:47.040 --> 0:30:50.120 didn't even stop to be like, oh is he reversing? 0:30:51.200 --> 0:30:52.440 Didn't even stop. 0:30:52.560 --> 0:30:56.080 He just walked from across first of all, walked in 0:30:56.120 --> 0:30:59.720 front of a car that was driving directly towards my 0:30:59.800 --> 0:31:00.719 rear camera. 0:31:00.920 --> 0:31:05.640 Death wish. And it's like, bro, the arrogance rules apply. 0:31:06.400 --> 0:31:09.320 If I hit you, I'm in trouble, right, but doesn't 0:31:09.360 --> 0:31:11.720 mean you just start walking out like. 0:31:13.600 --> 0:31:17.880 Infuriating. Also, when someone goes up the wrong way. Guilty 0:31:18.360 --> 0:31:19.600 car park design. 0:31:19.800 --> 0:31:23.240 Right, there's obviously someone who's logistically designed this so that 0:31:23.320 --> 0:31:25.920 the flow of the traffic goes in one way, but 0:31:25.960 --> 0:31:29.760 then there's some entitled jerk that wants to go the 0:31:29.840 --> 0:31:32.160 wrong way and fuck everyone's day up. 0:31:32.320 --> 0:31:33.320 I feel so much better. 0:31:33.360 --> 0:31:35.160 I didn't realize you were such a stickler for the 0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:36.200 rules and car parks. 0:31:36.480 --> 0:31:38.280 Well, I just thought you just you're a man who is. 0:31:38.360 --> 0:31:40.479 Very fluid, and all of a sudden, once you get 0:31:40.520 --> 0:31:42.120 the car park, you let the car park Nazi. 0:31:42.240 --> 0:31:45.880 Yeah, because I don't know what's coming this way all 0:31:45.960 --> 0:31:46.800 across the roll. 0:31:47.520 --> 0:31:50.360 I don't know what accent that is. Just the blatant disregard. 0:31:50.680 --> 0:31:51.600 That's what I don't like. 0:31:52.320 --> 0:31:55.600 I think, if you're in a car park as a 0:31:55.600 --> 0:31:59.320 pedestrian and a driver, yeah, you still have to follow 0:31:59.400 --> 0:32:01.520 the rules. Did the first time you're about to get 0:32:01.600 --> 0:32:06.800 run over? But you know what I mean, like the 0:32:06.800 --> 0:32:08.120 pedestrian crosses right there. 0:32:08.200 --> 0:32:13.760 Just anyway, this one ash is one that I haven't 0:32:13.760 --> 0:32:16.400 come across too frequently. In fact, I would say it's 0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:18.480 the only time I've seen this pear rant. 0:32:18.720 --> 0:32:21.760 It's a niche. I like niche. It's a niche rant 0:32:22.080 --> 0:32:23.760 was it as niche as the car pike one. 0:32:24.440 --> 0:32:26.920 We get a lot of car I would say ninety 0:32:26.960 --> 0:32:30.240 percent of rants from parents about car parks. 0:32:30.440 --> 0:32:32.880 I reckon they need like a lollipop lady in a 0:32:32.920 --> 0:32:33.680 car in every. 0:32:33.480 --> 0:32:36.920 Shop attendant, a full time attendant, not to like, but 0:32:37.000 --> 0:32:39.800 to usher people through and be like if there's someone 0:32:39.960 --> 0:32:42.720 like struggling across the street and they're like, okay, it's 0:32:42.720 --> 0:32:45.680 just stop for sect something like that. Do lollipop ladies 0:32:45.720 --> 0:32:47.280 or the people who did the crossings at school do 0:32:47.320 --> 0:32:50.080 they get paid? Yes, they do by who counsel? 0:32:50.160 --> 0:32:50.360 Do they? 0:32:50.400 --> 0:32:53.360 How much you get paid, well, a little bit. You 0:32:53.400 --> 0:32:56.520 can look that up on Fair Work. There's an award 0:32:56.720 --> 0:32:59.680 for that too hard, depending on your years, depending on 0:32:59.720 --> 0:33:00.400 your hour. 0:33:00.480 --> 0:33:04.480 But next election, throw that car park attendees. Do you 0:33:04.520 --> 0:33:04.760 know what? 0:33:04.840 --> 0:33:08.840 It's generating jobs, help the economy, reducing the unemployment rate. 0:33:08.920 --> 0:33:11.400 And this one is from Frankie Hall Photography. Also do 0:33:11.480 --> 0:33:13.000 want to mention Frankie Hall had to look at their 0:33:13.000 --> 0:33:17.280 Instagram account, very beautiful photos of kids and families, but 0:33:17.320 --> 0:33:21.960 she says, I feel like you would sympathize with this situation. 0:33:22.520 --> 0:33:25.520 No hot chooks in the bain Marie at Cole's at 0:33:25.520 --> 0:33:26.680 five pm. 0:33:27.320 --> 0:33:33.160 That's pete chicken time. What are they doing? So this 0:33:33.280 --> 0:33:34.080 is what they should do. 0:33:34.320 --> 0:33:37.680 Okay, supermarkets, if you're listening, I'm just solving all the 0:33:37.720 --> 0:33:38.560 world froms today. 0:33:39.360 --> 0:33:42.560 Make them for chip pro chicken times, don't. 0:33:42.840 --> 0:33:44.840 I don't want to walk into a Woollies at seven 0:33:44.880 --> 0:33:46.480 am and there's a fucking hot chook. 0:33:47.120 --> 0:33:48.920 I want to walk in at eleven am and there's 0:33:48.960 --> 0:33:51.960 a hot chook. I've never experienced that myself. 0:33:52.000 --> 0:33:55.560 There's always been a steady flow of chicks available. 0:33:56.480 --> 0:33:59.000 Depends of the need of the protein for the suburb, 0:33:59.080 --> 0:34:02.600 I guess. But yeah, I would fully agree, because there's 0:34:02.640 --> 0:34:06.760 been times where it's like, fuck, I'm running late. My 0:34:06.960 --> 0:34:11.760 days just got away from me. April me to organize 0:34:11.760 --> 0:34:13.480 dinner today, and it's like, oh, I'm at the shops. 0:34:13.480 --> 0:34:16.640 I'm just going to nip in and get a hot chook, 0:34:17.280 --> 0:34:20.680 hot chook dinner for dinner at a reasonable time to 0:34:20.760 --> 0:34:24.080 pick one up for dinner. And it's like, we don't 0:34:24.120 --> 0:34:27.080 have any hot chooks. We sold them all for breakfast. Bullshit. 0:34:27.360 --> 0:34:32.000 Fuck. Imagine imagine you in the car park experiencing that 0:34:32.040 --> 0:34:38.960 dilemma that Malakey going going going into cools, no chick, 0:34:39.200 --> 0:34:42.239 no chick, no chicken, and then going back to the 0:34:42.280 --> 0:34:45.680 car park far out. Geez, Heaven forbid your poor family. 0:34:45.840 --> 0:34:49.040 Anyway, your round, I reckon that would be the worst 0:34:49.120 --> 0:34:49.719 day of my life. 0:34:49.800 --> 0:34:52.000 And there's been some bad days. You've had a few, 0:34:52.120 --> 0:34:53.400 We've had a few bad days. 0:34:53.640 --> 0:34:56.799 Okay, my last one for this segment today, and I'm 0:34:56.800 --> 0:34:58.000 going to leave this is a little bit up to 0:34:58.040 --> 0:35:02.319 interpretation for both of us because Kay, if that's your 0:35:02.400 --> 0:35:06.839 real name, has written in and said three words very 0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:09.240 simply fucking car seats. 0:35:11.200 --> 0:35:15.640 Yeah, annoying, the older the clip, the clippers, the clips. 0:35:15.719 --> 0:35:17.880 So there's a multitude of clips when it comes to 0:35:18.040 --> 0:35:18.560 car seats. 0:35:18.600 --> 0:35:21.080 There's the ISO fixed clips. What the fuck is that? 0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:24.680 So, you know, is the way it fits into the Yeah, 0:35:24.719 --> 0:35:26.600 that's hard to put in easy job. 0:35:26.680 --> 0:35:29.320 Yeah. There's also yes, the clips where that it's tightened 0:35:29.320 --> 0:35:32.359 to keep your child safe. And I would say that 0:35:33.480 --> 0:35:37.360 putting a car seat into a vehicle is would be 0:35:37.520 --> 0:35:41.799 up there with one of the most outraged I get 0:35:41.880 --> 0:35:43.040 when something goes wrong. 0:35:43.200 --> 0:35:45.760 So it's like normal day to day task. 0:35:45.960 --> 0:35:50.200 If I stub my toast slightly, or bump something slightly, 0:35:50.320 --> 0:35:51.240 or do something wrong. 0:35:51.080 --> 0:35:52.719 Slow, it's going wrong with your car seat. 0:35:52.960 --> 0:35:55.880 It's not that, I think, it's more like it's just 0:35:55.920 --> 0:35:57.360 can be fiddly sometimes. 0:35:57.440 --> 0:35:57.760 Yeah. 0:35:57.800 --> 0:36:01.040 And also then the kids are always like it's too yeah, 0:36:01.080 --> 0:36:03.200 and listen. I'm like the seatbelt, it's meant. 0:36:03.080 --> 0:36:03.560 To be tired. 0:36:03.600 --> 0:36:06.399 I was putting the car seat into this loan car 0:36:06.480 --> 0:36:09.680 that I have right now, right and I was like, 0:36:10.360 --> 0:36:10.920 you can't. 0:36:11.040 --> 0:36:13.319 It's not new, it's not mine. I'm just borrowing it. 0:36:14.160 --> 0:36:16.600 Money bags over here, So I'm just borrowing it. How 0:36:16.600 --> 0:36:17.799 does that make me money bag? 0:36:18.160 --> 0:36:19.839 I would like to borrow some money that I don't 0:36:19.920 --> 0:36:21.279 have to pay bag, that'd be great gone. 0:36:22.320 --> 0:36:25.320 And I was just, you know, I was in no rush. 0:36:25.440 --> 0:36:27.640 I was just putting it in casually because I know 0:36:27.719 --> 0:36:29.520 that if you do it in a rush, things go wrong. 0:36:30.120 --> 0:36:33.000 I've fucking turned around and bumped my head on the 0:36:34.320 --> 0:36:36.839 grip that you hold on to as a passenger, and 0:36:36.920 --> 0:36:40.239 I fucking saw laying into the car, and I was 0:36:40.320 --> 0:36:42.160 like punching the shit out of it. 0:36:42.239 --> 0:36:43.680 People are like, oh God, should I step in and 0:36:43.719 --> 0:36:44.120 stuff that? 0:36:44.200 --> 0:36:46.960 Dad? And then I've gone to pull the seat belt 0:36:47.080 --> 0:36:50.919 tightened and slipped a bammed funny bone into the corner 0:36:50.960 --> 0:36:51.399 of the door. 0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:53.680 Oh my god, I'm going to return that loan car. 0:36:53.719 --> 0:36:55.440 And they were like, is this car been in an accident? 0:36:56.440 --> 0:36:59.239 Ship out of the car. But it's like the most 0:36:59.280 --> 0:37:03.600 smallest thing. They're just infuriating devices, if you ask me, so, 0:37:03.719 --> 0:37:05.120 that's what I think K means. 0:37:05.880 --> 0:37:09.560 And if you have any pair rants parents, pair rents, sorry, 0:37:09.680 --> 0:37:13.319 pair rand, pair rant, send it to us. Get it 0:37:13.360 --> 0:37:15.560 off your chest, make sure it doesn't stay in and 0:37:15.560 --> 0:37:18.040 you get all I feel frustrated, and you know, at 0:37:18.120 --> 0:37:21.680 an in opportune moment, it all comes out. Let it 0:37:21.719 --> 0:37:23.640 come out to us. We'll clean up the mess. 0:37:23.760 --> 0:37:26.960 Yeah, I feel so much better. Actually, you look more relaxed. 0:37:27.000 --> 0:37:30.200 Thank you, Ash. A couple of questions before we go 0:37:30.440 --> 0:37:32.440 fire away, Ash. 0:37:32.560 --> 0:37:35.200 Yes, this is a question that was submitted on the 0:37:35.239 --> 0:37:38.280 Facebook group. They would like to know, what are any 0:37:38.360 --> 0:37:42.919 traditions that you have created with your kids besides yelling 0:37:42.960 --> 0:37:43.560 at them every night? 0:37:44.000 --> 0:37:47.120 Oh damn kids, you know what time it is. 0:37:47.280 --> 0:37:53.279 They're beautiful traditions that they'll remember as core memories for 0:37:53.320 --> 0:37:54.440 the rest of their lives. 0:37:54.560 --> 0:37:57.120 Gotcha, got one? Have you ever heard of these things 0:37:57.120 --> 0:37:58.160 called fighter gummies? 0:37:58.440 --> 0:37:58.600 Oh? 0:37:58.640 --> 0:38:01.759 What are they? Like? Little multividam and in gummy form 0:38:02.040 --> 0:38:02.840 it look like a lolli. 0:38:03.480 --> 0:38:07.680 So the tradition is every day obviously it's a vita gummy. 0:38:07.840 --> 0:38:09.080 Not just feed my kid's lollies. 0:38:10.880 --> 0:38:14.360 If they're ready, like if they're dressed themselves, get ready 0:38:14.440 --> 0:38:18.719 to go on time in the mornings, then they get 0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:20.560 what we call a lolli. 0:38:21.760 --> 0:38:22.920 Ah, it's medicine. 0:38:23.000 --> 0:38:29.920 It's medicineidamin's suckers, idiots, and they don't know that. They 0:38:30.000 --> 0:38:31.399 just think it's a low thing. I've got a lovely 0:38:31.440 --> 0:38:33.160 bag of lollies. When do you think you'll tell them 0:38:33.160 --> 0:38:37.839 the truth when they move out. We haven't got any 0:38:37.840 --> 0:38:41.640 traditions really like nothing that I'm like, that's a beautiful memory. 0:38:42.840 --> 0:38:45.600 I don't know if mine's a beautiful memory. No, I 0:38:45.640 --> 0:38:45.880 love it. 0:38:45.920 --> 0:38:49.239 Yours is manipulative, thank you. That's my whole deal. I'm 0:38:49.239 --> 0:38:50.520 a manipulative parent. 0:38:51.040 --> 0:38:53.239 It's the kind of parenting that I want to hear about. Good. 0:38:53.440 --> 0:38:56.839 No, we haven't got anything like fuck other than yo 0:38:57.120 --> 0:38:57.680 on a Friday. 0:38:58.400 --> 0:39:01.040 That's that's something, is that you do it together. We 0:39:01.160 --> 0:39:03.600 used to have we on a Friday. It was called 0:39:03.600 --> 0:39:04.279 the little Shop. 0:39:05.320 --> 0:39:07.000 A little shop is a little convenience store down the 0:39:07.080 --> 0:39:10.360 road for my school, and I remember it's weird, like 0:39:10.560 --> 0:39:13.520 core memory, going in every Friday to go in. 0:39:14.120 --> 0:39:16.839 I think back then we had fifty pants old buy 0:39:16.880 --> 0:39:19.560 Alfle store. How much I got to go with this 0:39:19.640 --> 0:39:22.520 as a kid, but we got to pick what we 0:39:22.560 --> 0:39:25.319 wanted the little treats. Yeah, I just trying to think 0:39:25.320 --> 0:39:27.080 for me as a kid, we didn't really have anything, 0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:31.840 just the regular beatings. But my parents never hit me. 0:39:31.960 --> 0:39:34.080 Okay, if you're a parent out there right now and 0:39:34.120 --> 0:39:36.120 you have a great tradition, something that you do with 0:39:36.160 --> 0:39:39.600 your kids more than just like you know, obviously I 0:39:39.760 --> 0:39:41.440 read to the kids every night before they go to bed. 0:39:41.520 --> 0:39:42.040 People do that. 0:39:42.080 --> 0:39:44.839 But if there is a tradition that you have that 0:39:44.960 --> 0:39:47.880 you think is a nice touch other parents can implement. 0:39:48.360 --> 0:39:49.680 Do you actually do you know what I used to 0:39:51.320 --> 0:39:53.880 I've got it from doctor Phil. Of all people, I 0:39:53.960 --> 0:39:57.400 would say, not every night. Tradition is very important to 0:39:57.440 --> 0:40:00.520 be consistent. But I would do it like would pepper 0:40:00.560 --> 0:40:03.320 it in. But I would say to each girl individually, 0:40:03.360 --> 0:40:04.520 I would say, that's all. 0:40:04.400 --> 0:40:04.960 We have time for. 0:40:07.880 --> 0:40:10.920 I would say, of all the girls in all the world, 0:40:11.120 --> 0:40:12.719 how do you think it ended up that I got 0:40:12.719 --> 0:40:13.359 the best one? 0:40:13.600 --> 0:40:18.640 Oh? Very good giving them a complex. Early. That's April 0:40:18.719 --> 0:40:21.160 said to Oscar. She's like, you're the most handsome boy 0:40:21.160 --> 0:40:23.280 in the world. I'm like, don't give this boy a complex. 0:40:23.640 --> 0:40:24.560 She's like, what do you mean? 0:40:25.000 --> 0:40:26.760 And I was like, let me tell you a story, 0:40:26.800 --> 0:40:29.239 young lady. Go on, we go to the archives here. 0:40:29.280 --> 0:40:30.480 We used to have a girl. 0:40:30.719 --> 0:40:33.080 At our school in primary school. 0:40:33.120 --> 0:40:38.000 I recall this that she got her mum used to 0:40:38.000 --> 0:40:40.160 tell her that she was the most beautiful girl in 0:40:40.200 --> 0:40:42.960 the world and she believed it, which is fine. 0:40:43.120 --> 0:40:46.640 Belief is fine. But then she started to tell. 0:40:46.480 --> 0:40:49.959 People at school that no, no, no, no, I'm the most 0:40:49.960 --> 0:40:51.320 beautiful person in the world. 0:40:51.640 --> 0:40:53.920 Yeah, because you want to say like you're the bravest 0:40:54.120 --> 0:40:55.480 or you're the funniest store. 0:40:55.800 --> 0:40:59.160 Yeh yeah. And then I. 0:40:58.840 --> 0:41:02.600 Said, do you know that my mummy tells me that too, 0:41:04.600 --> 0:41:06.560 And she was heartbroken. 0:41:07.360 --> 0:41:09.319 Did you mean to kick off or were you just like, 0:41:09.360 --> 0:41:09.799 oh no. 0:41:10.120 --> 0:41:15.560 I caught eye that was having a dig and I 0:41:15.640 --> 0:41:18.920 remember she was heart I got in a lot of trouble. Actually, 0:41:19.160 --> 0:41:21.799 I got into tuble for bullying. Dare I tell the 0:41:21.800 --> 0:41:24.680 truth and get called bullying? I remember it broke her heart. 0:41:24.960 --> 0:41:28.319 So I said to Apel, look, you're allowed to say 0:41:28.320 --> 0:41:30.600 to your kid that you're the most handsome boy in 0:41:30.640 --> 0:41:33.560 all the world. To me, you're my most handsomeboy. Something 0:41:33.600 --> 0:41:37.560 like that. Very particular because I imagine him being going 0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:39.959 to his friends at school, I'm the most handsome boy, 0:41:39.960 --> 0:41:40.400 and then. 0:41:40.680 --> 0:41:42.040 I had to break it to you. Yeah, but I'm 0:41:42.040 --> 0:41:43.160 the fucking hottest here. Yeah. 0:41:43.200 --> 0:41:46.080 I'm pretty sure every mum tells him that. Heartbreak. I'll 0:41:46.080 --> 0:41:48.040 tell you just a quick tradition we did have for 0:41:48.080 --> 0:41:48.560 a while there. 0:41:48.640 --> 0:41:50.799 It was like a funny. 0:41:50.480 --> 0:41:53.000 One before the kids would get into the shower, we 0:41:53.120 --> 0:41:55.640 do a neody rudy and let the kids want to 0:41:55.719 --> 0:41:57.520 run up the hallway naked and then run back and 0:41:57.520 --> 0:42:01.120 the shower. And they thought it was fucking so funny. 0:42:01.160 --> 0:42:02.200 You're an exhibitionist. 0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:03.400 We don't have any. 0:42:03.239 --> 0:42:09.399 Clothes in our house. All the roofers are like welcome back, 0:42:09.440 --> 0:42:14.400 by welcome back. I have a question for you, please. Now, 0:42:14.440 --> 0:42:15.760 we've been doing a lot of top threes. 0:42:16.000 --> 0:42:18.160 I love them. I love a top three. Why my 0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:19.200 question to you. 0:42:19.200 --> 0:42:22.719 Is, what is the top three worst things you can 0:42:22.760 --> 0:42:26.760 say to a parent? Oh, let's start with your number three. 0:42:26.880 --> 0:42:27.880 Okay, number three. 0:42:28.600 --> 0:42:32.480 I have asked this question before and probably not needed 0:42:32.520 --> 0:42:35.239 to say this vocally because people will just realize that 0:42:35.239 --> 0:42:37.360 it's not a great question, not a great statement to 0:42:37.400 --> 0:42:40.880 make to any parents. But I think I now know, 0:42:41.560 --> 0:42:43.520 I now know that you should not ask can you 0:42:43.560 --> 0:42:44.279 get on with it? 0:42:45.480 --> 0:42:49.279 What position did you conceive it? Well, I did not 0:42:49.440 --> 0:42:58.319 expect that. Tell me standard missionary sides addle go on, Yeah, 0:42:58.480 --> 0:42:59.279 it was your number three. 0:42:59.360 --> 0:43:02.920 My number three is starting any sentence with Look, I 0:43:02.920 --> 0:43:04.040 don't want to tell you how to parent. 0:43:04.239 --> 0:43:11.719 Ah trigged You're like, well, then don't you fuck me? 0:43:11.719 --> 0:43:15.600 Two for you? I don't know if maybe this is 0:43:15.680 --> 0:43:20.480 just me being sensitive you mean sensitive? No, go on? 0:43:20.640 --> 0:43:23.640 I know, right, But I don't like it when people 0:43:23.680 --> 0:43:28.319 would look at particularly Lola, and then they look at 0:43:28.320 --> 0:43:31.400 me and they go, gosh, she looks nothing like you. 0:43:31.520 --> 0:43:35.319 Oh yeah, yeah, sure, DNA didn't get a look into it. 0:43:35.320 --> 0:43:36.920 I thought you were going to really have a distab 0:43:36.920 --> 0:43:39.400 at something I said once, which was like she's got 0:43:39.440 --> 0:43:44.720 a big head. It was just as bad. 0:43:45.400 --> 0:43:48.879 I think you should you know as well. And to 0:43:48.880 --> 0:43:52.680 top that would be saying, gosh, it looks like neither one. 0:43:52.560 --> 0:43:55.080 Of you adopted will We. 0:43:55.040 --> 0:43:56.719 Had that rant that it was like a redhead, and 0:43:56.760 --> 0:43:59.160 neither of their kids were rare. Sounds like the Milkman's 0:43:59.160 --> 0:44:01.879 got some explaining. Don't say it, don't say it? No too, 0:44:02.000 --> 0:44:04.920 What have you got for me? I've got this sentence 0:44:04.960 --> 0:44:08.480 that you say to your parents, Wow, your kid's got 0:44:08.480 --> 0:44:13.560 a lot of energy. Do they always act like that? 0:44:13.560 --> 0:44:17.040 That's the nicest way to say your kids are fucking shitthead. 0:44:19.960 --> 0:44:23.239 Yeah, here we go. This is your number one? Is 0:44:23.280 --> 0:44:25.040 it number one? Go on? 0:44:26.400 --> 0:44:29.440 And I have copt this a few times and and 0:44:29.480 --> 0:44:31.040 like to anyone out there who has said this. 0:44:31.280 --> 0:44:33.000 Shame on you, shame. 0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:36.839 But number one thing you should not say to any 0:44:36.920 --> 0:44:40.560 parent is gosh, you look tired. 0:44:43.400 --> 0:44:46.959 Oh man, I knew you were going to say something 0:44:47.000 --> 0:44:48.440 like that. Why I left it out of my But 0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:52.759 that is bad. That is like the biggest kick. You 0:44:52.840 --> 0:44:56.160 might as well say you look like shit. Just lie 0:44:56.239 --> 0:44:59.480 and say you look great. You're glowing bags on your 0:44:59.480 --> 0:45:00.560 eyes really yeah? 0:45:00.560 --> 0:45:02.799 And that that stains on your shirt really make your 0:45:02.840 --> 0:45:04.840 eyes pop like that shiit sandwich? 0:45:04.880 --> 0:45:05.279 These kids? 0:45:05.400 --> 0:45:10.440 Yeah yeah, yeah, mine is similar. It's a cheeky jab, 0:45:11.080 --> 0:45:13.480 I do. Yeah, sentences that are a cheeky jab. So 0:45:13.560 --> 0:45:17.360 read it out to you. Okay, So someone says to you, oh, 0:45:17.400 --> 0:45:19.920 we did sleep train and it totally worked for us. 0:45:22.080 --> 0:45:23.000 What am I doing wrong? 0:45:23.640 --> 0:45:25.160 So we've you know what I mean Like it's like 0:45:25.200 --> 0:45:26.839 a bit of a backhander. 0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:28.879 Don't yeah, don't try and one up another parent. 0:45:29.239 --> 0:45:33.680 I think anything backhanded to a parent your borderline. 0:45:34.520 --> 0:45:36.920 You should be locked up for it. I'm almost tempted, 0:45:37.360 --> 0:45:38.160 almost tempted. 0:45:38.239 --> 0:45:38.359 Now. 0:45:38.480 --> 0:45:41.240 Now look back when Marley are first was a great sleeper, 0:45:42.160 --> 0:45:43.920 and there were times and I would be proud of 0:45:43.920 --> 0:45:46.040 the fact that she's a great sleeper. That's so bad 0:45:46.320 --> 0:45:48.760 just say your child sucks at sleeping. 0:45:48.960 --> 0:45:51.319 So we have a mother's group, okay, but we have 0:45:52.520 --> 0:45:54.839 edged some of these parents out because they just don't 0:45:54.840 --> 0:45:58.399 forget them old did you say edge? They did, And 0:45:58.440 --> 0:46:00.680 this was one reason we edged one of them is 0:46:00.719 --> 0:46:06.680 because one of the mums was early doors, very braggy 0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:10.000 about their kids sleeping through whether she was bragging or not, 0:46:10.480 --> 0:46:13.160 she did after the confrontation I had with her because 0:46:13.160 --> 0:46:15.680 it was going through a time when Oscar didn't sleep. 0:46:15.719 --> 0:46:18.719 We're having troubles. You know, we were in and out 0:46:18.719 --> 0:46:22.280 of hospitals, and you know, professionals were involved. 0:46:22.320 --> 0:46:24.160 It was really, really bad, and I've spoken about it 0:46:24.160 --> 0:46:26.160 on a podcast. Go back. Listen to all of them. Actually, 0:46:26.160 --> 0:46:28.200 while you're at it, I don't know what episode it is, 0:46:28.239 --> 0:46:29.080 so just listen to all of them. 0:46:29.239 --> 0:46:34.479 Figure it out, and we you know. 0:46:34.520 --> 0:46:36.560 One of the best things to do as parents is 0:46:36.640 --> 0:46:38.640 collectively winge about your kids. 0:46:38.719 --> 0:46:41.680 Yes, it's a bonding moment, it is bonding, but there's 0:46:41.800 --> 0:46:43.200 nothing more. 0:46:43.200 --> 0:46:45.839 Unbonding than one of the parents being like, oh my 0:46:45.880 --> 0:46:48.680 timmy sleeps right through, slip right through since twelve weeks 0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:51.920 and that's what happened. And I was like, hey, you know, 0:46:52.000 --> 0:46:53.439 some of us are in the thick of it, right, 0:46:54.040 --> 0:46:55.680 And she was like, I don't understand. You mean, I'm like, well, 0:46:55.719 --> 0:46:57.800 how do you think? How do you think we feel 0:46:58.480 --> 0:47:00.480 with no sleep? And then you do you want to 0:47:00.560 --> 0:47:02.879 butt in and tell us that everyone in your house 0:47:02.920 --> 0:47:05.880 is sleeping? How would you feel about that? And they're like, oh, 0:47:05.920 --> 0:47:07.640 I was just saying. I was like, well, don't fucking 0:47:07.719 --> 0:47:10.400 say don't fucking say it, because we're all on the edge. 0:47:10.600 --> 0:47:14.520 You're content, be content somewhere else. Deleted from the group chat. 0:47:14.680 --> 0:47:16.000 Love the passion from you today. 0:47:16.040 --> 0:47:18.960 Well, that's what. It's a horrible thing to say. 0:47:19.239 --> 0:47:21.040 There is one of the worst things you can say, 0:47:21.080 --> 0:47:22.760 and it should be on the top of the list 0:47:23.239 --> 0:47:26.960 is when, especially when someone says, oh, how you know, 0:47:27.600 --> 0:47:29.520 you know our kids were struggling with sleep and we're 0:47:29.520 --> 0:47:30.160 in the trenches. 0:47:30.600 --> 0:47:35.279 There's nothing worse than you saying we're fine. You might 0:47:35.719 --> 0:47:37.640 just lie, just spit in my face. 0:47:37.640 --> 0:47:40.640 Why I don't you just lie and say it's fucking 0:47:40.800 --> 0:47:42.600 hard hey, because that. 0:47:42.600 --> 0:47:44.399 Is going to give that parents some sort of right. 0:47:45.239 --> 0:47:47.439 He is there, he is, Ashwizz coming good. 0:47:47.560 --> 0:47:50.040 Thank you. We started on semen. We're about to end 0:47:50.080 --> 0:47:54.080 on semen, then are we we're talking about edging. 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