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Speaker 2: Just as a way, yeah, I feel like we can

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Speaker 2: But you still haven't wet dreams.

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Speaker 1: It's been a weird coming out of my mouth. It's

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Speaker 1: been a while. It's been a while. It's been a while.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads.

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Speaker 3: I'm Maddie J And I'm Ash And this is a

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Speaker 3: podcast all about parenting.

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Speaker 1: It is the good, it is the bad.

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Speaker 2: And the relentless, and that's not right and relatable, relatable, relentless.

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Speaker 2: I was like, sure, relentless.

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Speaker 1: Actually, I'm not wrong.

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Speaker 3: We're just gone past two years. Oh we have it

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Speaker 3: is relentless. Wet dreams. Yeah, no advice given, no advice,

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Speaker 1: It has been a while. I think I had a.

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Speaker 3: Sneaky one, I want to say last year. Sometimes I

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Speaker 3: thought I'd grown out of this. I suspected that I

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Speaker 3: had one last night.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I don't recall what the what the dream was?

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Speaker 2: I hope my wife was she definitely was.

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Speaker 1: I you seem unsure if you did or you didn't.

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Speaker 2: Have broke up going And I remember and I said

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Speaker 1: I was like, that's it over that?

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Speaker 2: And then you say that I don't know?

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Speaker 1: Was it to April? We like stop that? No? Was

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Speaker 2: I was like, enough of that, and then I went

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Speaker 3: Do you think it was It's not summer. It's winter

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Speaker 3: at the moment in Australia, it wouldn't have been. Sometimes

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Speaker 3: you can confuse sweat to be with semen happens?

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Speaker 1: Am I right?

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Speaker 4: Well?

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Speaker 1: I tasted it and the consistency was similar to sweat.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it was. Look, I was definitely a little bit

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Speaker 3: It's been a while between you know, treating myself, if

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Speaker 3: a wet dream. Yeah right, yeah, yeah. I thought we're

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Speaker 1: So it's like it's like a damn wall. The dam

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Speaker 1: do with morning wood in the jungle? I wouldn't really

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Speaker 3: So talking about actually talking about being confused by things

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Speaker 1: It must be nice in Japan. Jealous is she in Japan?

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Speaker 1: She sent me a picture of a big mountain, Mount Fuji.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. Mount Fuji?

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Speaker 3: I mean enough to fujifilm. Go on, yeah, Jess, we

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Speaker 3: I assion myself here to defend ourselves like the good

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Speaker 1: Well we'll get we hit the ground running six hours later.

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Speaker 2: I could just picture her going just dousing herself with water.

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Speaker 3: And I did have a thought as she hopped into bed.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I believe she has voluntarily weired herself. That's diabolical

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Speaker 1: She's very good, she's very clever.

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Speaker 2: She's got ya. They're getting clever. And speaking of loophole's,

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Speaker 2: So first call mum. He's going to be first.

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Speaker 1: I feel like April would. She'd crumble quickly.

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Speaker 2: Yes, she's missed the call because she had Macy and

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Speaker 1: It should be buddy, he's mine, isn't he?

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Speaker 2: So he has gone to sick bay sick for those

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Speaker 3: Call popo, who's rubber arm? What's Papa done here? Because

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Speaker 3: this is very important. Poppa's going to pick him up?

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Speaker 1: Fuck?

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Speaker 1: That's that's That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Rub round Pop. Yeah, you got you've got to take

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Speaker 2: You've got to take it for face value, right like it?

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Speaker 2: Pop is like oscars sick. Okay, I'll come, I'll come

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 2: I would never use that word, would never use that word.

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Speaker 2: It's terrible word. Uh. And then April, I've had work

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Speaker 2: It was April told me. April said, Pop is going

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Speaker 2: to pick him up? Skip me because I'm the hard ass.

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Speaker 3: You are the hard okay, skipped me, stone cold ash Wicks.

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Speaker 1: I refer to you, Yes, everyone does.

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Speaker 3: I could break an arm and I think the bone

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Speaker 1: Correct, that's right.

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Speaker 2: I've said, have you laid eyes on this kid yet?

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Speaker 2: And she's like, yeah, I've been touched shortly. I was like, okay, great,

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Speaker 3: Can you tell me what the illness was? So apparently

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Speaker 2: Fine, nothing wrong with him. He gets home, he's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not feeling hundred percent.

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Speaker 2: But I always used to chuck the sticky as a

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Speaker 3: Because ash Friday last week I had a call from

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Speaker 2: And it's like a prisoner escape on Friday. We do it,

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Speaker 1: And I also just.

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Speaker 1: And that's what it should be. Should be prisonf yeah,

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Speaker 1: thank you. Lock them in there. Yeah, she'ld be like

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Speaker 2: I was in year seven, I was playing touch football

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, what was I doing? I was singing Iris

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Speaker 1: What door handles is?

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Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you what exactly what happened. Okay,

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Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, If April's not locking the door, that's on

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Speaker 3: if they're going to come in to see me, they should.

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Speaker 3: But also like, fucking dad shits are a lot worse

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Speaker 2: A silver metal door handle has hit me directly in

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Speaker 2: corn so it's a picture this.

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Speaker 1: It's a separate toilet to the bathroom, so it's quite skinny.

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Speaker 2: I've fallen into the crack between the toilet and the

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Speaker 1: What's saying at this point? He was just like, what

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Speaker 1: are you doing? What you need to be sick? You

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Speaker 2: I'm on the ground, stuck between the toilet with a

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Speaker 1: Of n ads and a shitty asshole. God, what a sight.

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Speaker 2: And I had to somehow backwards slither out of there.

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Speaker 1: Did you call for help? Did April? No One wanted

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Speaker 2: No, God, you're back, just like and I'm surprised when

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Speaker 2: you're like a show chavenist.

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Speaker 1: No, hang on. But also it was a Sunday and

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Speaker 1: It's the word I'm looking to exhibition. But also it

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Speaker 2: But I've worked out because it's been raining so much,

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Speaker 1: They just got at the window of good weather and.

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Speaker 2: Now We've got a little thing going where if I

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Speaker 1: I don't want to see my asshole today.

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Speaker 3: Wow, wow's joke. How's your penis now?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: I recovered? Yeah, thank heavens. Yeah. I just had to

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Speaker 3: I don't want to sound like being a hero at

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Speaker 2: It look like she was doing you know when you

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Speaker 1: She was doing the jewelry, That's what it looked like

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Speaker 3: I was like, it's fun, actually, mate. You know how

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Speaker 3: We've all heard enough of it by multiple people media

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Speaker 1: I missed them.

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Speaker 2: Shut you do not. She needs to leave it a

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Speaker 1: Been gone for two hours. I'm like, oh, I missed

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Speaker 3: I can take him to the airport and you can

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Speaker 1: Your flight doesn't take off for another hour. Sneaking into

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Speaker 1: someone's messaging my feet. It's like, for fux sake, at least.

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Speaker 2: Get to like, I know, whenever I go way and

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Speaker 3: It's like, you don't want to message April, not straight away.

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Speaker 2: But also that's too premature. If it was a couple

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Speaker 2: I haven't been sleeping well like I've been, you know,

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Speaker 2: It's like me saying, I had a fucking huge night

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Speaker 1: Missed it and I missed the kids. It's like, well,

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Speaker 3: You've got a schooner in hand, and I'm like, enjoy

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Speaker 3: She's currently just her sister and herself. They're working hard.

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Speaker 3: Please and mate, I didn't realize it. She told me

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Speaker 3: She left this morning.

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Speaker 1: I was gonna sask sorry yesterday, didn't.

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Speaker 3: I Yeah, she was yesterday, she's gone now she's gone

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Speaker 1: These girls out here, I'm after Brisbane to.

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Speaker 3: So I'm currently you know, I'm doing it tough. Do

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Speaker 1: I know, it's hard. Oh absolutely, it's tough.

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Speaker 2: Just going to preface that and say that we best

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Speaker 2: preface that. We should conduct a little experiment. Go on

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Speaker 1: I am working.

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Speaker 2: I've got content to do. But also it just so

440
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,840
Speaker 2: happens to be a sport that I love and we

441
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 2: people I like, not that I don't.

442
00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:04,000
Speaker 1: Like my kids. You're a lucky guy. You found your passion.

443
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:04,520
Speaker 1: Thank you.

444
00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:08,679
Speaker 2: Thinking about going to the airport tomorrow, yes, which I

445
00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:09,679
Speaker 2: have to be there at midday.

446
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 1: Love it.

447
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,320
Speaker 2: And as soon as I get there, I'm going to

448
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,520
Speaker 2: send a message to April saying I missed the kids.

449
00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,280
Speaker 1: And then but also i'll film it. Can you do

450
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:23,119
Speaker 1: an airport beer? Oh yeah? On your stories? Oh yeah,

451
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,959
Speaker 1: she was going to see that. And then I'm going

452
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:31,960
Speaker 1: to tager and good this is a good gear airport beer.

453
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 1: I'm going I'm taking a mate with me.

454
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Speaker 3: Can you as a videographer, can you just can you actually?

455
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 3: Can you call April and then be like, god, I

456
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:43,680
Speaker 3: miss the kids. I'll get my mate to film in it. Yeah,

457
00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,679
Speaker 3: I'm taking a videographer with me. That's the best thing

458
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:50,120
Speaker 3: that I'm taking a videography videos everything, and yeah, I'll

459
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,800
Speaker 3: have it and we'll do a little up.

460
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Speaker 1: Do you know what we'll do.

461
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 2: I'll ring her, I'll put on a loud speaker and

462
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,359
Speaker 2: I'll be like, I'll do it.

463
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Speaker 1: We'll do it cheers.

464
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:07,600
Speaker 2: And then I'd be like, oh, really miss the kids, babe,

465
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:09,040
Speaker 2: and just see what she is.

466
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,919
Speaker 3: And we sit and we wait and can I be

467
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,600
Speaker 3: on like on the phone call as well? No, I

468
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 3: don't do that's too much. I will film it in

469
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Speaker 3: real time, send it over to you. I get you

470
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,560
Speaker 3: what you think I did?

471
00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:24,960
Speaker 1: I did try. I try.

472
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Speaker 3: I put forward the case to not bring the kids

473
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Speaker 3: to Bali.

474
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

475
00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 3: Economy, yea economy, economy Yeah, yep.

476
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,360
Speaker 1: I'm going to Bali without the kids. Must be real.

477
00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 1: And she was like, no, I just I want to

478
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,960
Speaker 1: see the kids so badly, and.

479
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 2: I don't go then ship anyway, so I know it's

480
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Speaker 2: like it's a long way to go to kids.

481
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Speaker 1: Thank you. Okay, hang on one question. While we're on

482
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Speaker 1: the subject.

483
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:54,800
Speaker 2: We talked about seating arrangement for two parents two kids,

484
00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 2: what about seating arrangement for two kids one parent.

485
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Speaker 1: I'm going to do a video on this.

486
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,720
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to a video on this because I'm

487
00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:05,840
Speaker 3: flying grud Air. Shout out to grout and Not sponsored.

488
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:10,800
Speaker 3: Their seating configuration very interesting. They have four in the

489
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:13,280
Speaker 3: middle and then the windows are two and two.

490
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:16,080
Speaker 2: You pretty much have to go the four otherwise one

491
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,080
Speaker 2: gets left alone unless you buy four seat?

492
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Speaker 1: Do I? Could I go on?

493
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Speaker 3: Could I go window next one across right and then

494
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Speaker 3: do the aisle?

495
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:34,959
Speaker 1: So the middle row aisle? Is that a possibility? Is that?

496
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Speaker 1: So I get the two kids by themselves, try and

497
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Speaker 1: get a seat in front two Trying the row in

498
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Speaker 1: front of the person behind you was like and then

499
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Speaker 1: you just take your around and go. They didn't have

500
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Speaker 1: anything that lined up, But.

501
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Speaker 2: I'm just here about that one behind so you can

502
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Speaker 2: see them, but they can't see you.

503
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Speaker 1: So that was an idea. I'm yet to lock in

504
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Speaker 1: the seating plant. You're going in like two days, don't you? Yeah? Brilliant, brilliant?

505
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 1: Thank you? I did, thank you? Do you know what

506
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 1: else is brilliant?

507
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:12,240
Speaker 2: This? You don't mostly progression, you don't love, So.

508
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:21,320
Speaker 1: Just tell me what your parent do you want my

509
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 1: grand parking at the shirts?

510
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,000
Speaker 3: You don't want advice from frangers?

511
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Speaker 1: Go and tell me what is your part?

512
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,840
Speaker 2: Well played, sir, and I would say that that is

513
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:40,960
Speaker 2: one of the greatest segment songs ever to be produced

514
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Speaker 2: by anybody ever.

515
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Speaker 1: Thank you? Okay, would you like to go first?

516
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've actually got I've got a parant myself.

517
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Speaker 1: Oh, because I have one last week. I'm just gonna

518
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,239
Speaker 1: get the last off my chest. Go far away. You

519
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 1: know I love daycares. Just be careful how you finished

520
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:57,600
Speaker 1: that sentence.

521
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,880
Speaker 3: You know I love daycare. I love day care staff.

522
00:26:01,440 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 3: I think they work incredibly hard. You know that I've

523
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,240
Speaker 3: always been very vocal about my support for the daycare industry.

524
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,160
Speaker 1: Most of them. Yeah right right, those of you don't

525
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 1: you know what I'm talking about.

526
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:17,520
Speaker 3: I have a roundabout. I'm reluctant to attack the daycares.

527
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,359
Speaker 3: Attack away. We attacked him months before. I want them

528
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:25,640
Speaker 3: just pick up my sword. So Lola has been She's

529
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 3: been up up to like nine pm, and she loves

530
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Speaker 3: to sleep. Lately, she's been great in that she has

531
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:34,400
Speaker 3: a story, goes to bed, falls asleep pretty quickly. But

532
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:38,720
Speaker 3: now she's up to like nine o'clock. I'm downstairs and

533
00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 3: I can hear her walking around upstairs. I'm like, what

534
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 3: the fuck are you up to? And I was like,

535
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:48,239
Speaker 3: are you you having no at daycare? And she's like

536
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 3: and I was like, you you're fucking having naps at daycare?

537
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 3: And she's like, I just had a little lay down.

538
00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 3: She's four, and I've said like, no, no nap, she's

539
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 3: no nap, and we're out of the naps, and they're

540
00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 3: letting her have a nap.

541
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, someone's and so.

542
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:08,240
Speaker 3: But now we're back in the cycle. So she's like

543
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 3: staying up so late. So she's tired because she's she's

544
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 3: going to sleep at like nine nine thirty. Dude, why

545
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 3: time she wake up like six thirty? It's not enough, slick. Yeah,

546
00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 3: fuck man, you need a nap.

547
00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,919
Speaker 1: I love a n app And maybe I'll go to

548
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 1: that daycare, can I if you get in the bed?

549
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 1: All right?

550
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 3: So now, so now she's in the routine. She's in

551
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,600
Speaker 3: the routine of napping during the day. They're going to

552
00:27:32,640 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 3: try and break the cycle, which they're not. They're letting

553
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 3: a nap.

554
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:37,720
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. If you're listening, think of the.

555
00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:41,119
Speaker 3: Parents, Think ill of us, poor parents, And I've started

556
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 3: to do this thing at night when kids go to

557
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,320
Speaker 3: bed that I make them feel guilty about making any

558
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:46,440
Speaker 3: more noises after that?

559
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,000
Speaker 1: What do you mean?

560
00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is mummy and Daddy's time now, Like

561
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 2: you know how we give you everything you've ever wanted

562
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 2: and all the time you need ever And.

563
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,919
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, we love that, Like why don't you

564
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,800
Speaker 1: just give me this moment now? And do they get it?

565
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,520
Speaker 1: Some nights? Some nights I'm like do you I'm like, I'm.

566
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 2: Like, do you know how sad I feel when I've

567
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:06,480
Speaker 2: got to come back in here to tell you off?

568
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,199
Speaker 1: Do you know how sad I am? What about me?

569
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,640
Speaker 2: And like sometimes it works, And then when they don't,

570
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 2: I'm like, we spoke last week about yelling at your kids.

571
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, it's time to go to work.

572
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 2: And like shut wax slam the door anyway. They hate

573
00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 2: the door being shut, So that's now my current threat.

574
00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:29,280
Speaker 2: But I'm like, oh, shut this fucking door. You're like, anyway,

575
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 2: that's my rant.

576
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:30,560
Speaker 1: Please.

577
00:28:30,880 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 2: I have a rand from someone hither. This one is

578
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:39,840
Speaker 2: from Maddie, and Maddie says, no trolley bay near the

579
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:44,680
Speaker 2: parent parks getting a good park, but hiking the Nullah

580
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:45,600
Speaker 2: boarder return it.

581
00:28:47,280 --> 00:28:50,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there's whoever's.

582
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 2: Designing these car parks, and this is thing might flow

583
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 2: onto a little.

584
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: Ran I have really quickly. Okay.

585
00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 2: On top of that, whoever's designing these car parks, I

586
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 2: think it should go disabled parking, parent parking with a

587
00:29:03,800 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 2: trolley bay.

588
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:05,440
Speaker 1: In between them.

589
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:10,320
Speaker 2: Okay, so it's equal because we just say this, right,

590
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 2: you've got.

591
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 1: One kid, there's one of you. You put that kid and.

592
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,200
Speaker 2: They say don't leave your kids alone in the car,

593
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 2: and then you've got to walk to drop the length

594
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 2: of the a nuther boar.

595
00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you Maddie for that.

596
00:29:23,120 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 2: To put a trolley bag. It's dangerous, it's disgusting. That's

597
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 2: a lot can happen in that thirty seconds. A child

598
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,680
Speaker 2: could go missing. Not to scare anyone out there, but

599
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 2: that's the reality. It's the reality, okay, it's the life

600
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:37,880
Speaker 2: we live, especially in dangerous areas where does may live

601
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 2: and the dangerous area could take your baby.

602
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 1: Very true, thank you. Yeah.

603
00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 2: But also I've got a ramp with car parks in general, okay,

604
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 2: And it's not the people who've designed it, it's the.

605
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Speaker 1: People in it.

606
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 2: People think you pull into a car park, rules don't

607
00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 2: apply anymore.

608
00:29:58,720 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: What rules are you talking about?

609
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 2: Rules, pedestrian rules, anything like that. Okay, this is what

610
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 2: annoys me the fucking most. There's two things that annoy

611
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 2: me the most. The first one is when someone tries

612
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:15,360
Speaker 2: to cross the street in a car park across the

613
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 2: where you're driving. Okay, there's a crossing to cross, but

614
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 2: they crossed like ten meters due south of it.

615
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: Walk up and use the crossing.

616
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:30,120
Speaker 2: People think that that's like, I'm just gonna walk, not

617
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,640
Speaker 2: even look. Yesterday I had Mum in the car right

618
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 2: and I went to reverse out of a car park.

619
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Speaker 2: Reverse lights are on, they are blaring, they are fucking bright,

620
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 2: and some old bloke not old, I'm saying like fifty yeah,

621
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Speaker 2: didn't even stop to be like, oh is he reversing?

622
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: Didn't even stop.

623
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Speaker 2: He just walked from across first of all, walked in

624
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Speaker 2: front of a car that was driving directly towards my

625
00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:00,719
Speaker 2: rear camera.

626
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:05,640
Speaker 1: Death wish. And it's like, bro, the arrogance rules apply.

627
00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 2: If I hit you, I'm in trouble, right, but doesn't

628
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 2: mean you just start walking out like.

629
00:31:13,600 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: Infuriating. Also, when someone goes up the wrong way. Guilty

630
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: car park design.

631
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 2: Right, there's obviously someone who's logistically designed this so that

632
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 2: the flow of the traffic goes in one way, but

633
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 2: then there's some entitled jerk that wants to go the

634
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:32,160
Speaker 2: wrong way and fuck everyone's day up.

635
00:31:32,320 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: I feel so much better.

636
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 3: I didn't realize you were such a stickler for the

637
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 3: rules and car parks.

638
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 1: Well, I just thought you just you're a man who is.

639
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,479
Speaker 3: Very fluid, and all of a sudden, once you get

640
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:42,120
Speaker 3: the car park, you let the car park Nazi.

641
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I don't know what's coming this way all

642
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: across the roll.

643
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:50,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what accent that is. Just the blatant disregard.

644
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 1: That's what I don't like.

645
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 2: I think, if you're in a car park as a

646
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 2: pedestrian and a driver, yeah, you still have to follow

647
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 2: the rules. Did the first time you're about to get

648
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 2: run over? But you know what I mean, like the

649
00:32:06,800 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 2: pedestrian crosses right there.

650
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:13,760
Speaker 3: Just anyway, this one ash is one that I haven't

651
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 3: come across too frequently. In fact, I would say it's

652
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 3: the only time I've seen this pear rant.

653
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:21,760
Speaker 1: It's a niche. I like niche. It's a niche rant

654
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: was it as niche as the car pike one.

655
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 3: We get a lot of car I would say ninety

656
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:30,240
Speaker 3: percent of rants from parents about car parks.

657
00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:32,880
Speaker 2: I reckon they need like a lollipop lady in a

658
00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 2: car in every.

659
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,920
Speaker 3: Shop attendant, a full time attendant, not to like, but

660
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 3: to usher people through and be like if there's someone

661
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,720
Speaker 3: like struggling across the street and they're like, okay, it's

662
00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:45,680
Speaker 3: just stop for sect something like that. Do lollipop ladies

663
00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 3: or the people who did the crossings at school do

664
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 3: they get paid? Yes, they do by who counsel?

665
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:50,360
Speaker 2: Do they?

666
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 3: How much you get paid, well, a little bit. You

667
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,520
Speaker 3: can look that up on Fair Work. There's an award

668
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 3: for that too hard, depending on your years, depending on

669
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 3: your hour.

670
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:04,480
Speaker 1: But next election, throw that car park attendees. Do you

671
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:04,760
Speaker 1: know what?

672
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 2: It's generating jobs, help the economy, reducing the unemployment rate.

673
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 3: And this one is from Frankie Hall Photography. Also do

674
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,000
Speaker 3: want to mention Frankie Hall had to look at their

675
00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 3: Instagram account, very beautiful photos of kids and families, but

676
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 3: she says, I feel like you would sympathize with this situation.

677
00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 3: No hot chooks in the bain Marie at Cole's at

678
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 3: five pm.

679
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:33,160
Speaker 1: That's pete chicken time. What are they doing? So this

680
00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:34,080
Speaker 1: is what they should do.

681
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 2: Okay, supermarkets, if you're listening, I'm just solving all the

682
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 2: world froms today.

683
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: Make them for chip pro chicken times, don't.

684
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 2: I don't want to walk into a Woollies at seven

685
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 2: am and there's a fucking hot chook.

686
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,920
Speaker 1: I want to walk in at eleven am and there's

687
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,960
Speaker 1: a hot chook. I've never experienced that myself.

688
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 3: There's always been a steady flow of chicks available.

689
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,000
Speaker 2: Depends of the need of the protein for the suburb,

690
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,600
Speaker 2: I guess. But yeah, I would fully agree, because there's

691
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,760
Speaker 2: been times where it's like, fuck, I'm running late. My

692
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:11,760
Speaker 2: days just got away from me. April me to organize

693
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 2: dinner today, and it's like, oh, I'm at the shops.

694
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 2: I'm just going to nip in and get a hot chook,

695
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 2: hot chook dinner for dinner at a reasonable time to

696
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 2: pick one up for dinner. And it's like, we don't

697
00:34:24,120 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 2: have any hot chooks. We sold them all for breakfast. Bullshit.

698
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 3: Fuck. Imagine imagine you in the car park experiencing that

699
00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:38,960
Speaker 3: dilemma that Malakey going going going into cools, no chick,

700
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,239
Speaker 3: no chick, no chicken, and then going back to the

701
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 3: car park far out. Geez, Heaven forbid your poor family.

702
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 2: Anyway, your round, I reckon that would be the worst

703
00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 2: day of my life.

704
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,000
Speaker 1: And there's been some bad days. You've had a few,

705
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: We've had a few bad days.

706
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 2: Okay, my last one for this segment today, and I'm

707
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 2: going to leave this is a little bit up to

708
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 2: interpretation for both of us because Kay, if that's your

709
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:06,839
Speaker 2: real name, has written in and said three words very

710
00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:09,240
Speaker 2: simply fucking car seats.

711
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, annoying, the older the clip, the clippers, the clips.

712
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 2: So there's a multitude of clips when it comes to

713
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:18,560
Speaker 2: car seats.

714
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 1: There's the ISO fixed clips. What the fuck is that?

715
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 3: So, you know, is the way it fits into the Yeah,

716
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 3: that's hard to put in easy job.

717
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 2: Yeah. There's also yes, the clips where that it's tightened

718
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 2: to keep your child safe. And I would say that

719
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 2: putting a car seat into a vehicle is would be

720
00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 2: up there with one of the most outraged I get

721
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 2: when something goes wrong.

722
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,760
Speaker 1: So it's like normal day to day task.

723
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:50,200
Speaker 2: If I stub my toast slightly, or bump something slightly,

724
00:35:50,320 --> 00:35:51,240
Speaker 2: or do something wrong.

725
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,719
Speaker 1: Slow, it's going wrong with your car seat.

726
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 2: It's not that, I think, it's more like it's just

727
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 2: can be fiddly sometimes.

728
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

729
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:01,040
Speaker 3: And also then the kids are always like it's too yeah,

730
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 3: and listen. I'm like the seatbelt, it's meant.

731
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 1: To be tired.

732
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,399
Speaker 2: I was putting the car seat into this loan car

733
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 2: that I have right now, right and I was like,

734
00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:10,920
Speaker 2: you can't.

735
00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: It's not new, it's not mine. I'm just borrowing it.

736
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,600
Speaker 1: Money bags over here, So I'm just borrowing it. How

737
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 1: does that make me money bag?

738
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,839
Speaker 2: I would like to borrow some money that I don't

739
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,279
Speaker 2: have to pay bag, that'd be great gone.

740
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,320
Speaker 1: And I was just, you know, I was in no rush.

741
00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 2: I was just putting it in casually because I know

742
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 2: that if you do it in a rush, things go wrong.

743
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,000
Speaker 2: I've fucking turned around and bumped my head on the

744
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,839
Speaker 2: grip that you hold on to as a passenger, and

745
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 2: I fucking saw laying into the car, and I was

746
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:42,160
Speaker 2: like punching the shit out of it.

747
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: People are like, oh God, should I step in and

748
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: stuff that?

749
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 2: Dad? And then I've gone to pull the seat belt

750
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:50,919
Speaker 2: tightened and slipped a bammed funny bone into the corner

751
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:51,399
Speaker 2: of the door.

752
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm going to return that loan car.

753
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: And they were like, is this car been in an accident?

754
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:59,239
Speaker 2: Ship out of the car. But it's like the most

755
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 2: smallest thing. They're just infuriating devices, if you ask me, so,

756
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 2: that's what I think K means.

757
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:09,560
Speaker 3: And if you have any pair rants parents, pair rents, sorry,

758
00:37:09,680 --> 00:37:13,319
Speaker 3: pair rand, pair rant, send it to us. Get it

759
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 3: off your chest, make sure it doesn't stay in and

760
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 3: you get all I feel frustrated, and you know, at

761
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:21,680
Speaker 3: an in opportune moment, it all comes out. Let it

762
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 3: come out to us. We'll clean up the mess.

763
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel so much better. Actually, you look more relaxed.

764
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: Thank you, Ash. A couple of questions before we go

765
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:32,440
Speaker 1: fire away, Ash.

766
00:37:32,560 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 3: Yes, this is a question that was submitted on the

767
00:37:35,239 --> 00:37:38,280
Speaker 3: Facebook group. They would like to know, what are any

768
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:42,919
Speaker 3: traditions that you have created with your kids besides yelling

769
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 3: at them every night?

770
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: Oh damn kids, you know what time it is.

771
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 3: They're beautiful traditions that they'll remember as core memories for

772
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 3: the rest of their lives.

773
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: Gotcha, got one? Have you ever heard of these things

774
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 1: called fighter gummies?

775
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 2: Oh?

776
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,759
Speaker 1: What are they? Like? Little multividam and in gummy form

777
00:38:02,040 --> 00:38:02,840
Speaker 1: it look like a lolli.

778
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 2: So the tradition is every day obviously it's a vita gummy.

779
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: Not just feed my kid's lollies.

780
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 2: If they're ready, like if they're dressed themselves, get ready

781
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 2: to go on time in the mornings, then they get

782
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 2: what we call a lolli.

783
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 1: Ah, it's medicine.

784
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 3: It's medicineidamin's suckers, idiots, and they don't know that. They

785
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,399
Speaker 3: just think it's a low thing. I've got a lovely

786
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 3: bag of lollies. When do you think you'll tell them

787
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:37,839
Speaker 3: the truth when they move out. We haven't got any

788
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:41,640
Speaker 3: traditions really like nothing that I'm like, that's a beautiful memory.

789
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:45,600
Speaker 1: I don't know if mine's a beautiful memory. No, I

790
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:45,880
Speaker 1: love it.

791
00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:49,239
Speaker 3: Yours is manipulative, thank you. That's my whole deal. I'm

792
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:50,520
Speaker 3: a manipulative parent.

793
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 1: It's the kind of parenting that I want to hear about. Good.

794
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 3: No, we haven't got anything like fuck other than yo

795
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 3: on a Friday.

796
00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 1: That's that's something, is that you do it together. We

797
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:03,600
Speaker 1: used to have we on a Friday. It was called

798
00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:04,279
Speaker 1: the little Shop.

799
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 3: A little shop is a little convenience store down the

800
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 3: road for my school, and I remember it's weird, like

801
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:13,520
Speaker 3: core memory, going in every Friday to go in.

802
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:16,839
Speaker 1: I think back then we had fifty pants old buy

803
00:39:16,880 --> 00:39:19,560
Speaker 1: Alfle store. How much I got to go with this

804
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: as a kid, but we got to pick what we

805
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:25,319
Speaker 1: wanted the little treats. Yeah, I just trying to think

806
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,080
Speaker 1: for me as a kid, we didn't really have anything,

807
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:31,840
Speaker 1: just the regular beatings. But my parents never hit me.

808
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 3: Okay, if you're a parent out there right now and

809
00:39:34,120 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 3: you have a great tradition, something that you do with

810
00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,600
Speaker 3: your kids more than just like you know, obviously I

811
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 3: read to the kids every night before they go to bed.

812
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,040
Speaker 1: People do that.

813
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,839
Speaker 3: But if there is a tradition that you have that

814
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,880
Speaker 3: you think is a nice touch other parents can implement.

815
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 3: Do you actually do you know what I used to

816
00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 3: I've got it from doctor Phil. Of all people, I

817
00:39:53,960 --> 00:39:57,400
Speaker 3: would say, not every night. Tradition is very important to

818
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 3: be consistent. But I would do it like would pepper

819
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:03,320
Speaker 3: it in. But I would say to each girl individually,

820
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 3: I would say, that's all.

821
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 1: We have time for.

822
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 3: I would say, of all the girls in all the world,

823
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 3: how do you think it ended up that I got

824
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:13,359
Speaker 3: the best one?

825
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:18,640
Speaker 1: Oh? Very good giving them a complex. Early. That's April

826
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:21,160
Speaker 1: said to Oscar. She's like, you're the most handsome boy

827
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,280
Speaker 1: in the world. I'm like, don't give this boy a complex.

828
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: She's like, what do you mean?

829
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:26,760
Speaker 2: And I was like, let me tell you a story,

830
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,239
Speaker 2: young lady. Go on, we go to the archives here.

831
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 2: We used to have a girl.

832
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:33,080
Speaker 1: At our school in primary school.

833
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 2: I recall this that she got her mum used to

834
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 2: tell her that she was the most beautiful girl in

835
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,960
Speaker 2: the world and she believed it, which is fine.

836
00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:46,640
Speaker 1: Belief is fine. But then she started to tell.

837
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:49,959
Speaker 2: People at school that no, no, no, no, I'm the most

838
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,320
Speaker 2: beautiful person in the world.

839
00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you want to say like you're the bravest

840
00:40:54,120 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 3: or you're the funniest store.

841
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: Yeh yeah. And then I.

842
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:02,600
Speaker 2: Said, do you know that my mummy tells me that too,

843
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 2: And she was heartbroken.

844
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:09,319
Speaker 1: Did you mean to kick off or were you just like,

845
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:09,799
Speaker 1: oh no.

846
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:15,560
Speaker 2: I caught eye that was having a dig and I

847
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 2: remember she was heart I got in a lot of trouble. Actually,

848
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,799
Speaker 2: I got into tuble for bullying. Dare I tell the

849
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 2: truth and get called bullying? I remember it broke her heart.

850
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 2: So I said to Apel, look, you're allowed to say

851
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 2: to your kid that you're the most handsome boy in

852
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 2: all the world. To me, you're my most handsomeboy. Something

853
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 2: like that. Very particular because I imagine him being going

854
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,959
Speaker 2: to his friends at school, I'm the most handsome boy,

855
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 2: and then.

856
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,040
Speaker 1: I had to break it to you. Yeah, but I'm

857
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: the fucking hottest here. Yeah.

858
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,080
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure every mum tells him that. Heartbreak. I'll

859
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:48,040
Speaker 2: tell you just a quick tradition we did have for

860
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 2: a while there.

861
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 1: It was like a funny.

862
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 2: One before the kids would get into the shower, we

863
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:55,640
Speaker 2: do a neody rudy and let the kids want to

864
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 2: run up the hallway naked and then run back and

865
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:01,120
Speaker 2: the shower. And they thought it was fucking so funny.

866
00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,200
Speaker 2: You're an exhibitionist.

867
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 1: We don't have any.

868
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:09,399
Speaker 2: Clothes in our house. All the roofers are like welcome back,

869
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:14,400
Speaker 2: by welcome back. I have a question for you, please. Now,

870
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:15,760
Speaker 2: we've been doing a lot of top threes.

871
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: I love them. I love a top three. Why my

872
00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: question to you.

873
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 2: Is, what is the top three worst things you can

874
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,760
Speaker 2: say to a parent? Oh, let's start with your number three.

875
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,880
Speaker 1: Okay, number three.

876
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:32,480
Speaker 3: I have asked this question before and probably not needed

877
00:42:32,520 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 3: to say this vocally because people will just realize that

878
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 3: it's not a great question, not a great statement to

879
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 3: make to any parents. But I think I now know,

880
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 3: I now know that you should not ask can you

881
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 3: get on with it?

882
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:49,279
Speaker 1: What position did you conceive it? Well, I did not

883
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 1: expect that. Tell me standard missionary sides addle go on, Yeah,

884
00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 1: it was your number three.

885
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:02,920
Speaker 2: My number three is starting any sentence with Look, I

886
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 2: don't want to tell you how to parent.

887
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 1: Ah trigged You're like, well, then don't you fuck me?

888
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: Two for you? I don't know if maybe this is

889
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:20,480
Speaker 1: just me being sensitive you mean sensitive? No, go on?

890
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,640
Speaker 3: I know, right, But I don't like it when people

891
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 3: would look at particularly Lola, and then they look at

892
00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,400
Speaker 3: me and they go, gosh, she looks nothing like you.

893
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, sure, DNA didn't get a look into it.

894
00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:36,920
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to really have a distab

895
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 1: at something I said once, which was like she's got

896
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 1: a big head. It was just as bad.

897
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:48,879
Speaker 3: I think you should you know as well. And to

898
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 3: top that would be saying, gosh, it looks like neither one.

899
00:43:52,560 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: Of you adopted will We.

900
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:56,719
Speaker 2: Had that rant that it was like a redhead, and

901
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 2: neither of their kids were rare. Sounds like the Milkman's

902
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,879
Speaker 2: got some explaining. Don't say it, don't say it? No too,

903
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 2: What have you got for me? I've got this sentence

904
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 2: that you say to your parents, Wow, your kid's got

905
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 2: a lot of energy. Do they always act like that?

906
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:17,040
Speaker 2: That's the nicest way to say your kids are fucking shitthead.

907
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, here we go. This is your number one? Is

908
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: it number one? Go on?

909
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 3: And I have copt this a few times and and

910
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,040
Speaker 3: like to anyone out there who has said this.

911
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 1: Shame on you, shame.

912
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 3: But number one thing you should not say to any

913
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:40,560
Speaker 3: parent is gosh, you look tired.

914
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,959
Speaker 2: Oh man, I knew you were going to say something

915
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 2: like that. Why I left it out of my But

916
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,759
Speaker 2: that is bad. That is like the biggest kick. You

917
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 2: might as well say you look like shit. Just lie

918
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 2: and say you look great. You're glowing bags on your

919
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,560
Speaker 2: eyes really yeah?

920
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,799
Speaker 3: And that that stains on your shirt really make your

921
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 3: eyes pop like that shiit sandwich?

922
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: These kids?

923
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:10,440
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, mine is similar. It's a cheeky jab,

924
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 2: I do. Yeah, sentences that are a cheeky jab. So

925
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:17,360
Speaker 2: read it out to you. Okay, So someone says to you, oh,

926
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 2: we did sleep train and it totally worked for us.

927
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,000
Speaker 1: What am I doing wrong?

928
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 2: So we've you know what I mean Like it's like

929
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:26,839
Speaker 2: a bit of a backhander.

930
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,879
Speaker 1: Don't yeah, don't try and one up another parent.

931
00:45:29,239 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 2: I think anything backhanded to a parent your borderline.

932
00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 3: You should be locked up for it. I'm almost tempted,

933
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:38,160
Speaker 3: almost tempted.

934
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:38,359
Speaker 2: Now.

935
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,240
Speaker 3: Now look back when Marley are first was a great sleeper,

936
00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 3: and there were times and I would be proud of

937
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 3: the fact that she's a great sleeper. That's so bad

938
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,760
Speaker 3: just say your child sucks at sleeping.

939
00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,319
Speaker 2: So we have a mother's group, okay, but we have

940
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,839
Speaker 2: edged some of these parents out because they just don't

941
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:58,399
Speaker 2: forget them old did you say edge? They did, And

942
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 2: this was one reason we edged one of them is

943
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:06,680
Speaker 2: because one of the mums was early doors, very braggy

944
00:46:06,719 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 2: about their kids sleeping through whether she was bragging or not,

945
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 2: she did after the confrontation I had with her because

946
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,680
Speaker 2: it was going through a time when Oscar didn't sleep.

947
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 2: We're having troubles. You know, we were in and out

948
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:22,280
Speaker 2: of hospitals, and you know, professionals were involved.

949
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,160
Speaker 1: It was really, really bad, and I've spoken about it

950
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: on a podcast. Go back. Listen to all of them. Actually,

951
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: while you're at it, I don't know what episode it is,

952
00:46:28,239 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 1: so just listen to all of them.

953
00:46:29,239 --> 00:46:34,479
Speaker 3: Figure it out, and we you know.

954
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 2: One of the best things to do as parents is

955
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,640
Speaker 2: collectively winge about your kids.

956
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,680
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a bonding moment, it is bonding, but there's

957
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 3: nothing more.

958
00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,839
Speaker 2: Unbonding than one of the parents being like, oh my

959
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 2: timmy sleeps right through, slip right through since twelve weeks

960
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 2: and that's what happened. And I was like, hey, you know,

961
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:53,439
Speaker 2: some of us are in the thick of it, right,

962
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 2: And she was like, I don't understand. You mean, I'm like, well,

963
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:57,800
Speaker 2: how do you think? How do you think we feel

964
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 2: with no sleep? And then you do you want to

965
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,879
Speaker 2: butt in and tell us that everyone in your house

966
00:47:02,920 --> 00:47:05,880
Speaker 2: is sleeping? How would you feel about that? And they're like, oh,

967
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,640
Speaker 2: I was just saying. I was like, well, don't fucking

968
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:10,400
Speaker 2: say don't fucking say it, because we're all on the edge.

969
00:47:10,600 --> 00:47:14,520
Speaker 2: You're content, be content somewhere else. Deleted from the group chat.

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00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 2: Love the passion from you today.

971
00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 1: Well, that's what. It's a horrible thing to say.

972
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,040
Speaker 2: There is one of the worst things you can say,

973
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,760
Speaker 2: and it should be on the top of the list

974
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:26,960
Speaker 2: is when, especially when someone says, oh, how you know,

975
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 2: you know our kids were struggling with sleep and we're

976
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 2: in the trenches.

977
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse than you saying we're fine. You might

978
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 1: just lie, just spit in my face.

979
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 3: Why I don't you just lie and say it's fucking

980
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 3: hard hey, because that.

981
00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:44,399
Speaker 1: Is going to give that parents some sort of right.

982
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:47,439
Speaker 1: He is there, he is, Ashwizz coming good.

983
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 3: Thank you. We started on semen. We're about to end

984
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 3: on semen, then are we we're talking about edging. Okay,

985
00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:55,879
Speaker 3: we better get out of here.

986
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 2: Better.

987
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,520
Speaker 1: You have to have some lunch. I have to eat

988
00:47:59,560 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 1: some food.

989
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 3: But if you enjoyed this episode, please we would love

990
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,960
Speaker 3: it if you would give us a subscribe, a review,

991
00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 3: a couple of comments. Ash Working may follow us on

992
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Speaker 3: social media.

993
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Speaker 2: Instagram das TikTok, two grants, two doting grams, two doting

994
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Speaker 2: dance and then also on Facebook we have Facebook Grip driving.

995
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Speaker 3: We got a lot of good questions, had full requests

996
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 3: come through just before we started recording.

997
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Speaker 1: Wow, that's what yours sprite. Hope there we go, sounds

998
00:48:25,840 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 1: at the door. Let's get out of here. Excuse me

999
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:37,720
Speaker 1: many you want my own storage? Can I ask you? Boy?

1000
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: I'm better? We consider here and make each other in

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Speaker 1: the day two.

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Speaker 3: Doting Dance Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout

1003
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:54,840
Speaker 3: Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

1004
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

1005
00:48:57,680 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and horstride on

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Speaker 2: the peoples today.