Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 2: We're all a.
Speaker 3: Little bogan and I know I am come for a
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Speaker 4: That feels more like Italian Daddy.
Speaker 1: I want this Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: Thank good morning, Christian O'Connell's show. Come on, and Jack
Speaker 4: Marny Christian Patsy not here today. She's been on a
Speaker 4: two day pokes and goon bag mender. So hopefully I
Speaker 4: spent her husband yesterday. I haven't seen her in two days.
Speaker 3: Usually takes three days.
Speaker 4: Endicular say, it's like the seventh two hour Patsy Ben
Speaker 4: so she only nody does it five times a year,
Speaker 4: but she's already done five by May, I think it was.
Speaker 4: So hopefully she's back on the show Friday. I can't
Speaker 4: sit because she'll probably go into the weekends. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: at the moment she's in Vegas. So that's the last
Speaker 4: we heard of her. So hopefully back tomorrow, but if not,
Speaker 4: hopefully Tuesday after the long weekend. Now came into the
Speaker 4: studio this morning with questions about hearse Etica as only
Speaker 4: Jamppost could have.
Speaker 3: Well, I got stopped by a funeral director on the
Speaker 3: road yesterday.
Speaker 4: So what kind of road is this? So we all
Speaker 4: know the scene?
Speaker 3: Medium?
Speaker 4: Sorry you a medium? A strong road yesterday.
Speaker 3: Well it's not a heavy flow traffic, but it's.
Speaker 4: Not a three lane freeway.
Speaker 3: Two lane only. So like back and forth and somebody
Speaker 3: coming out of a lapine funeral home. Dead body in
Speaker 3: the back of a hearse.
Speaker 4: But let's just go easy with the bedside man case
Speaker 4: someone has lost somebody. Sorry, sorry, we know what that is.
Speaker 4: Someone's passing over.
Speaker 3: Yes, well I know because I don't want to get
Speaker 3: confused with it. Could have been a hearse, I guess
Speaker 3: off duty.
Speaker 4: So where they going to the surfo to fill up
Speaker 4: or something? What are they doing? Get their tires done?
Speaker 4: Tire power free type our checks.
Speaker 3: Anyway, So the funerals finished and I made. Of course,
Speaker 3: I'll give respect to the hearse. I just didn't know
Speaker 3: a funeral director had the ability and powers to step
Speaker 3: onto the road stop traffic. I've seen them do that
Speaker 3: and wave the hearst.
Speaker 4: Through, because I think if a family are in mourning,
Speaker 4: they're already suffering up. They shouldn't have to do with
Speaker 4: the older Oh oh god, No one's let me out
Speaker 4: right now while they're sat there weeping and they're just
Speaker 4: trying to edge into the traffic.
Speaker 3: But does he technically have that? Did he go to
Speaker 3: some classes like I know, these stop go signs, that's
Speaker 3: an eight hour course that.
Speaker 4: It doesn't look like it. I mean, they're sat on
Speaker 4: their phones, on their graps. There's no way that's an
Speaker 4: all day course.
Speaker 3: So police officers obviously allowed to stop traffic, the stop
Speaker 3: go signs are allowed to.
Speaker 4: Stop Trafficine ambulances as well, so all the triples triple
Speaker 4: zero services.
Speaker 3: Funeral director.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's respectfully respectfully Lose the word technically
Speaker 4: and replace it with respectfully. It's us sort of you know,
Speaker 4: when you're meant to sort of lower your head as
Speaker 4: the dead come by. Yes, but what's your problem?
Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying I didn't think he had that
Speaker 3: in his repertoire of things he's technically allowed to do.
Speaker 4: You now are growing into what I will call a
Speaker 4: three A W Mitchell caller. What powers do they have?
Speaker 4: Why does he need our powers? It's just about respect.
Speaker 3: It's an odd thing to see and if somebody is
Speaker 3: standing in front of you on the road with a
Speaker 3: palm up, you have to start. I'm obviously not going
Speaker 3: to run over the funeral director or try to squeeze around.
Speaker 4: Thank you for doing that. What a citizen you are
Speaker 4: as well.
Speaker 3: It did make me wonder as I sat there and
Speaker 3: let the hearst pass. Technically, do you have that or
Speaker 3: you thought?
Speaker 4: I always think there but for the grace of God,
Speaker 4: go I one day that'll be me. Don't you have
Speaker 4: those thoughts? Or the poor family that's someone's dad, brother.
Speaker 3: But also, what's the hurry to get to the cemetery?
Speaker 4: Oh, my goodness, what's your hurry? What goodness knows what
Speaker 4: you've got to get to some new chicken robot rubbish
Speaker 4: that we're get hear about and Dole thumbs up a
Speaker 4: Japanese cown.
Speaker 3: It's not like, okay, he's going to get out of
Speaker 3: that intersection with a free kick from the funeral director.
Speaker 3: But it's not like the funeral director go down to
Speaker 3: the traffic lights and let him through there and then.
Speaker 4: Around this town. They have all of that. They should
Speaker 4: have a special mournful siren that they it should be
Speaker 4: like they should have that power.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think that is.
Speaker 4: What was there was the.
Speaker 3: Coffin in the back, yes, and the flowers.
Speaker 4: And this is even worse an empty one where they
Speaker 4: just want to get back to base to restock and
Speaker 4: start against. Because when I was at my father in
Speaker 4: law's r Ip David funeral last year, seriously, there was
Speaker 4: a landing place. There were two weather horses parked up ready.
Speaker 4: Then then when I h you're over now, it's like, how
Speaker 4: you've got your hour? Can you now go to the wake,
Speaker 4: they were like slowly creeping forward like planes circling the sky. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: so I think it's so they can get to where
Speaker 4: they need to be.
Speaker 3: Now now I'm thinking, if they're that busy, it is
Speaker 3: just a hurry thing, and it's not a respect thing.
Speaker 3: I reckon they just.
Speaker 4: Get Aitlyn was putting a hand up there, Maca, what
Speaker 4: have you found out? No, no, no, I.
Speaker 3: Haven't found out anything. I just think it's an absolute
Speaker 3: respect thing. So I was raising my hands to say respect.
Speaker 4: I saw hand go up, so I thought she must
Speaker 4: have found he's an asshole. Interject at that anytime, I
Speaker 4: think you were speaking for everyone listening right now.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 4: Podcast Jack Post is coming this morning. Querying like no
Speaker 4: one else could query why funeral directors can just pause
Speaker 4: the traffic to respectfully let out the hearse quickly to
Speaker 4: continue their morning.
Speaker 3: And I don't know when people confuse I'm still respectful
Speaker 3: to the procession.
Speaker 4: Then why have you said? What right have they got
Speaker 4: to stop? Get into my chicken?
Speaker 3: I just said, I thought it funny that the funeral
Speaker 3: director could stop.
Speaker 4: Looks at a hearse where they dead posted out, and
Speaker 4: go funny thoughts are coming to me right now.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that they technically had that in their arsenal,
Speaker 3: that they could step onto a road as a.
Speaker 4: Funeral when they're in their funeral director's bow. Riah, what
Speaker 4: have you found out online?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 6: The article starts off by saying, it's one of society's
Speaker 6: well known unwritten laws that you must be respectful of
Speaker 6: the dead.
Speaker 4: This is the keyword here, respectful.
Speaker 3: But also a keyword in their unwritten so but it's
Speaker 3: also written, what do you mean a driver must not
Speaker 3: interfere with or interrupt the free passage of any funeral
Speaker 3: cortege okay, no, no, let me speak. Though I'm not interrupted.
Speaker 3: It's not like I'm overtaking the hearst and like slamming
Speaker 3: on my brakes in front of him.
Speaker 4: But it feels like you had a problem with him
Speaker 4: being able to.
Speaker 3: Just get into the he's at the giveaway time, I'm
Speaker 3: at the right of way, so no, But they also
Speaker 3: have right of way at any time, Yes, a time.
Speaker 3: Can you go through a red light? They have?
Speaker 6: Well, no, but at rule seventy seven A in the
Speaker 6: road traffic rules in Victorious is they have right of
Speaker 6: way over general motorists.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, fair enough.
Speaker 4: And you shall, but not from a moral point of
Speaker 4: view or anything like that. What's the right thing and
Speaker 4: fair respectful thing?
Speaker 3: Isn't that interesting to know?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 6: No, So it hurts because you can't just write every
Speaker 6: rule for everything. At some point you just have to
Speaker 6: be a good person off your own bat.
Speaker 4: You should have your own strong moral company.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I thought it would feel like you've been
Speaker 3: demagnetized in the moment I thought, you know what, this
Speaker 3: is probably right.
Speaker 4: I just wonder, be honest, were you irritated that this
Speaker 4: guy could just stop the traffic a little bit? We've
Speaker 4: got to it.
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Speaker 4: for longer. It to be after seven o'clock. However, we
Speaker 4: do need your songs right now for this week's Naked Hour.
Speaker 3: Oh Christian, we've got no songs for the whole hour.
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Speaker 4: Hour, Naked Hour every Thursday morning, the show from seven
Speaker 4: to eight o'clock. I joined the show. Whole hour of
Speaker 4: music picked by you. We give you the theme. You
Speaker 4: pick all the songs today. Bedtime bangers, so women in
Speaker 4: bedtime songs about the night's dream, sleep, waking up. There
Speaker 4: are so many amazing songs for this night in the title.
Speaker 4: So it's got to have someone do were the bedtime
Speaker 4: in the title? Jackie boy? What do we have to play?
Speaker 3: I've chosen Semi Sonic closing time banger.
Speaker 4: This is a great song, good band Semisnic two. You've
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Speaker 3: to an adult contemporary station.
Speaker 4: I just realized, when we do Naked Our Patsy's song
Speaker 4: is always a the one that she offers up normally here,
Speaker 4: it's always a how can we put this? It's always
Speaker 4: it's there. Do you know what I mean? It's you know,
Speaker 4: a song. As you do a Google search, the very
Speaker 4: first thing at the top of the page. You don't
Speaker 4: go down a page till even down the bottom. That's
Speaker 4: what we get. I just realized playing Sweet Dreams, that
Speaker 4: is the sort of thing Patsy would have said, No,
Speaker 4: it's not mine. I just felt that Patsy's spirit was
Speaker 4: with us there with playing that earlier. I'm gonna go,
Speaker 4: there's a couple this. This is a great beat of song.
Speaker 4: I also love this song. This is from the seventies
Speaker 4: Patty Smith. I didn't know this is actually written with
Speaker 4: Bruce Springsteen. Because of night. This is a great song.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised you didn't go for a green day wake
Speaker 4: me up when September ends. It is a good song.
Speaker 3: Reved up for the day.
Speaker 4: Uh, this does wake up by the Boo Radley's all right,
Speaker 4: so we're looking for bedtime banger's nine four one four
Speaker 4: one o four three must have anything to do with
Speaker 4: bedtime in the time, So who could be night dreams, sleep,
Speaker 4: waking up? Am I missing nightmares?
Speaker 3: A cup of tea before.
Speaker 4: Bedt We're with the King of impropergated. I'm sorry, it's
Speaker 4: Ryan Styles here from you actually had ut fear in
Speaker 4: your eyes when I threw to you, which is the
Speaker 4: whole he's talking. Yeah, you know those songs insurance guys,
Speaker 4: cup of tea in the title, you're calling in now
Speaker 4: with all of them, all those tea songs.
Speaker 1: Christian Connells Show podcast Naked Out.
Speaker 4: This week we strip all the music away. You pick
Speaker 4: all the songs. We give you the theme. It's songs
Speaker 4: to do at bedtime. So in the title of the song,
Speaker 4: it's gotta be something to do with bedtime, like Jackie
Speaker 4: gave you that really helpful exhaustive lifts. Listen there of
Speaker 4: once more just in case we're going through it.
Speaker 3: Well, this is in addition to the obvious ones like night.
Speaker 4: Sleep, waking up, the obvious ones. But then you've got.
Speaker 3: Your b team pajamas pillow, Lullaby, moon Stars sand.
Speaker 4: Starman, there's a star man. Okay on, no one joining me,
Speaker 4: but thank you reopen doing harmonies. Jack, You're very startled today.
Speaker 3: You didn't know we were going to see like a
Speaker 3: lot today, Like why does he keep talking to me?
Speaker 4: Is this a new thing? All right? So Lisa suggested
Speaker 4: this the line sleep tonight. This is a bedtime banger.
Speaker 4: I guess chat would cate crisis to do with the
Speaker 4: bedtime lines.
Speaker 3: I sung this at a Fox him Christmas Bunny karaoke Funa,
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: I love it. Was everyone singing a song or you
Speaker 4: just got up to do this David Brent style, go
Speaker 4: get my goods. We're doing some warts chat for people
Speaker 4: work really hard. Meghan wants us to play this sue
Speaker 4: the boss in her own words, anytime we play a
Speaker 4: C d C Melbourne turns off.
Speaker 7: Good bye, little bye bye.
Speaker 4: All right? So naked our songs to do at bedtime?
Speaker 4: Anything to do a bedtime in the title nine four
Speaker 4: one four one O four three David, good morning, good morning,
Speaker 4: Hey going, I'm good David. So what song do you
Speaker 4: think we have to play this morning?
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 8: I reckon, I have to be Greens, bar Fleetwood Macune.
Speaker 4: Very much in the eighteen Gee Long click to listen
Speaker 4: to it. We got the song, David, that's a great one.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Brillant on by Jason. Good morning,
Speaker 4: Good morning girds.
Speaker 3: I'm Jason.
Speaker 4: Ho have you having a good week so far? What
Speaker 4: do you think we have to play this morning?
Speaker 5: I have been having a good work here. Thank you,
Speaker 5: hope you guys have been too. I was thinking of
Speaker 5: kiss rock and roll all night love it.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you haven't done this at another Fox, but
Speaker 4: have you?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: I was going to say this is technically it's like
Speaker 3: an anti bedtime song because he's saying I'm not going
Speaker 3: to go to bed, I'm going to be rocking, rolling
Speaker 3: all night.
Speaker 5: It's kind of a bit of a pump me up number.
Speaker 4: You're right right? Is that in a cup of tea?
Speaker 4: Is it before bedtime? Jason is still having a good week, Jason,
Speaker 4: thanks to cool the show mate. There's got a Chris
Speaker 4: come on and Chris guy, I'm good Chris. What the
Speaker 4: song do we have to play to do with bedtime?
Speaker 5: Beastie Boys, No sleep till Brooklyn.
Speaker 4: A song.
Speaker 3: Technically no, technically.
Speaker 4: Technicalities have nothing to do with the radio, shove them
Speaker 4: up your backside, no technicalities.
Speaker 3: It's another anti bedtime song in my eyes.
Speaker 4: But it is to do with the theme with bedtime.
Speaker 3: No, they're not going to sleep actually.
Speaker 4: So while those beastive boys.
Speaker 3: A middle finger to bedtime.
Speaker 4: Come on, Adam Horovitz, go to sleep and be tired
Speaker 4: in the morning.
Speaker 3: When you get to Brooklyn, you won't put on a
Speaker 3: good show because you've rather had a week.
Speaker 4: Good point. All right, let's go to Benjamin. Come on in,
Speaker 4: ben Jim, good Mine Gang.
Speaker 5: I've got two for you.
Speaker 8: I've got Jane Police by Cheap Trick.
Speaker 3: Great.
Speaker 4: This has to be played one out of one so far?
Speaker 4: What's your second one, Benny Boy?
Speaker 8: And my second one is not Moves by Bob Saga.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, two for two. My mom and Daddy used
Speaker 4: to play the song. I think this was their cute
Speaker 4: to go and get some night movies on. I love
Speaker 4: this song. I hear it now. It's slightly creeped out.
Speaker 3: In I don't want to have a bedroom door closed,
Speaker 3: Like I said, I don't.
Speaker 4: Want to go that joke. I want to play no
Speaker 4: seat to a book. Then an anti night move song Benjamin.
Speaker 4: Two great ones there, Thank you very much. Let's got
Speaker 4: a Craig now going to Craig good Christian here going,
Speaker 4: I'm good mate. So what's a song to do a
Speaker 4: bed time? You think it'd be great to play this morning?
Speaker 8: Well, seeing Patty's not there, I thought i'd nominate a
Speaker 8: song in her honor, and that is Cape Sobrano's bid remise.
Speaker 4: This is actually I feel you've honored her. Well, I'll
Speaker 4: be honest with you. Ain't playing that.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: You pick all the songs. We do us every Thursday
Speaker 4: we call the Naked Hour. We give you the theme.
Speaker 4: You pick all the songs today. It's anything to do
Speaker 4: with bedtime. In the titles, some are coming in from
Speaker 4: people listening to text in this morning, All Night Long
Speaker 4: line l Ritchie Lullaby by Sean Mudains. I love that song.
Speaker 4: Lullabye by Nickelback. That's not a great song. Heart these
Speaker 4: Dreams betromize Wigfield. I didn't know Wigfield had another song
Speaker 4: other than Saturday Night?
Speaker 3: Who's Wigfield?
Speaker 4: I do remember that Saturday? Ain't I you know this?
Speaker 4: This station painted Bank Bank Bang.
Speaker 3: Any song I've ever heard?
Speaker 4: The intro is Bank that sounds like something, and then
Speaker 4: she does this, she goes eat a lad Saturday night
Speaker 4: and see a baby. Get the clip. That is exactly
Speaker 4: how it is. Well, I think I've gone mad, Christian.
Speaker 4: What about Don McClain Starry starry Night. That's a great change.
Speaker 3: You know that that's actually called Vincent.
Speaker 4: I think that's it's Vincent brackets, starry storry night, starry
Speaker 4: starry about the great Vincent van Go. That's it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: all right, let's take some more here. Jenny, Good morning, Jenny,
Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian, Good morning Jenny. You know that wig
Speaker 4: Field song that I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: The begins out out, Jenny, don't let himdrag you.
Speaker 4: Get the Jenny, what I think we have to play? Then?
Speaker 4: Songs to do with bedtime?
Speaker 5: He's on my pillow by Karli men Eric.
Speaker 4: Beautiful, Jenny, great one. Thank you very much. You call Jenny,
Speaker 4: have a good.
Speaker 2: Morning, no worries, cakes, the laughs up.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Felt like an order we do
Speaker 4: our best. I heard she's I haven't heard any in
Speaker 4: the last hours, so let me get them up.
Speaker 5: What the Hellen, Allen?
Speaker 4: You didn't breaking the speed record right now? Alan Combine Harvester,
Speaker 4: Alan where are we hell?
Speaker 5: Allan?
Speaker 9: Where are you working?
Speaker 5: And what's great?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 9: Well what are you doing in the background? I'll get
Speaker 9: rid of it one.
Speaker 4: S thanks mate for sure? Wait you go live on it? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: you take your time mate. Hit the laughs up? Guys?
Speaker 3: Are we shutting down some.
Speaker 4: Boring machine? Oh my god? How do you? How do you?
Speaker 4: How do you coat with that noise? Alan? Shut me down? Down?
Speaker 4: Does it fall into that? Has it? We need to
Speaker 4: go to Lavator worries? We've lost Alan. Let's go to
Speaker 4: I'm actually genuinely is he okay? Al? Andrew? Andrew? There
Speaker 4: you go? What's the song? Thank you? And what song
Speaker 4: do you want to hear?
Speaker 5: I sing it to my daughter every night. Not favorite
Speaker 5: by the bays.
Speaker 4: Guys, great song now, and you when you say you
Speaker 4: sing that to your daughter? How old is she?
Speaker 8: Five months?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 5: Love?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 9: So I don't understand it too much, but it's pretty
Speaker 9: excited when she hears.
Speaker 4: It's so lovely. Good song, Andrew, Thank you very much? Cool.
Speaker 4: I have a good day.
Speaker 8: Thanks guys.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Al now, Good morning, old morning, all right?
Speaker 4: Songs to do a bedtime? What do you fancy waking
Speaker 4: up before you go go weaken.
Speaker 10: Me.
Speaker 4: Great song, Thank you very much, Alan as the way,
Speaker 4: Al have we got Alan back? This is Ellen, Alan.
Speaker 4: We're worried about you'd fall into that noisy old machine
Speaker 4: in the background. We gotcha, Alan, We got you. Now
Speaker 4: what do you want to hear?
Speaker 9: Try and catch me Newton Fortner?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, brilliant you. I mean you won't get
Speaker 4: to hear it through the speakers with all that noise there.
Speaker 4: This sorts a great shot, huge everywhere, good song.
Speaker 11: As song come back and.
Speaker 4: We should definitely play this. Alan. We're going to play
Speaker 4: this in the next hour if you okay? Now, Alan,
Speaker 4: what are you doing? What was that horrendous noise? A cacophony.
Speaker 9: I'm a truck driver and I was a stack of
Speaker 9: light in me track up.
Speaker 5: That was why I was lay up.
Speaker 4: Do you have to wear that hear you for this
Speaker 4: or anything like that? How do you?
Speaker 3: How do you?
Speaker 5: Usually?
Speaker 9: I'm away from it, but this time here I had
Speaker 9: to open up me me sidelighter so I can play.
Speaker 4: A bust and you know what to say to chat?
Speaker 4: It sounds like a sideloader.
Speaker 3: How many wheels you got there?
Speaker 4: Thirty six or you got thirty two?
Speaker 9: Ah, thirty.
Speaker 8: Thirty six.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my favorite, that's all. It's my favorite too. And
Speaker 4: then thank you very much you call mate, Stay safe there,
Speaker 4: have a good day, and you don't forget close that
Speaker 4: sideloader up, mate, Carl Brager.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: All the songs between now and ain't picked my ear
Speaker 4: to the theme of bedtime. We got some brilliant ones
Speaker 4: lined up.
Speaker 11: Mate.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 4: You seem so tired today? Why are you so tired?
Speaker 3: Sorry, Christian, I couldn't hold in the yawn. I beat
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Speaker 3: money to go, so it's probably off the cards for us.
Speaker 3: Well this information, I'm sorry, and to go back. I
Speaker 3: was yawning a second about it all night, we said
Speaker 3: two minutes ago. But anyway, we'll get it right back tomorrow.
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Speaker 4: All right, tomorrow there we give a cruise for two
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Speaker 4: this is not a singing competition. We've played quite a
Speaker 4: few entries but proved that time and time again. Yeah, however,
Speaker 4: is it time Jack to play a good entry? I
Speaker 4: would love to How we've got one here from Matilda
Speaker 4: who's thirteen. Now she doesn't want to go on the cruise,
Speaker 4: but she would really like her parents to go away
Speaker 4: on a cruise.
Speaker 12: Say my parents, far away, far away, far away, love.
Speaker 13: Take them away, take them away.
Speaker 6: The last during the.
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Speaker 13: If you could take them as well, they're swiming in
Speaker 13: the fool. I would be staying first. I perceived that
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Speaker 4: Well, the buffet is full for.
Speaker 13: Mate, I've been eating take away.
Speaker 2: Take them.
Speaker 11: Right, take.
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 4: Is the gold standard the best so far from thirteen
Speaker 4: year old Matilda Smith taking on an your's sail away.
Speaker 4: Now to the yin you must have the yang. Okay,
Speaker 4: if that's one of the best we've had, the gold standard,
Speaker 4: Let's go to the other end of the spectrum and yeah,
Speaker 4: let's go for let's go for this one. Don't we
Speaker 4: love Billy Joel?
Speaker 3: We love Billy.
Speaker 4: Fairly Joel love piano man as does this? Wow?
Speaker 1: I heard Christians?
Speaker 11: Sorry, girl radio that is giving away is breaked right
Speaker 11: up at the sound of it.
Speaker 14: And I went straight to honey to say.
Speaker 4: There's a bell by a harmonica as well, hats.
Speaker 14: I said, I trying to win a honeymoon seventeen years
Speaker 14: with three strapping kids in their early teens.
Speaker 11: You need some time just me.
Speaker 4: Honey, not the piano man. There's a sad story in there.
Speaker 4: No honeymoon for seventeen years for bell Shields.
Speaker 3: Just sunging it difficult to hear register.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about. Those headphones mustn't matter.
Speaker 4: I heard that very very cleanly, chack. But what a
Speaker 4: great start I heard, Christian speakers, favorite start of any
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Speaker 4: black lace.
Speaker 5: Armed.
Speaker 3: CRUs cruise, cruise on the quantum of the seas, tapping
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Speaker 15: On a ship.
Speaker 1: How exciting that would be? Costacoasts, stuff comers, what she
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Speaker 4: TV, Elvis Presley be Ninja's taking on blue sweight shoes.
Speaker 11: Well it's one for the watchers, two for the couture.
Speaker 1: Three father Spaw, Now go on that too. But why
Speaker 1: don't you get on my.
Speaker 4: Bootsfield Crew boos Field Cruise.
Speaker 16: Well you can do anything, so get on my boos
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Speaker 4: I mean, there's lots of other stuff to do. All right,
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Speaker 3: Pooh and it's just like no.
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Speaker 1: Why don't everyone the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Now, yesterday we did the time Waster and every day
Speaker 4: on the Time Waster, we're blessed we get hundreds of
Speaker 4: you taking part, pitching in your jokes for us. Yesterday
Speaker 4: was like nothing we've seen before because the topic we
Speaker 4: were doing was We're looking for your Bogan movies. It
Speaker 4: was huge. Jack and I actually afterwards when we said goodbye,
Speaker 4: actually my face was aching from laughing. I was laughing
Speaker 4: so much at your Boga movies. So we've never done
Speaker 4: this before. Often we do a part two in the
Speaker 4: first half hour of the show, but because Bogan movies
Speaker 4: are so big, yesterday a lot of people are actually
Speaker 4: emailing and can we have the clip? I want to
Speaker 4: hear them again. We're going to give you a second
Speaker 4: chance if you missed it yesterday, to take part in
Speaker 4: Bogan movies. But you Si Rio got this from. I
Speaker 4: didn't know this was even a website called boganmania dot com.
Speaker 4: It's their top ten list of Bogan traits. You've got
Speaker 4: a car as your Facebook profile picture. Two degrees of
Speaker 4: separation from someone on maps. You treat board shorts like
Speaker 4: regular shorts. Huggy interior decorating your house.
Speaker 3: Again, didn't he come in yourself to he doesn't?
Speaker 4: This is Patsy this one. Interior decorating your.
Speaker 3: House with the came on catigs probably there now.
Speaker 4: Patting the donation dog at Bullward's. That's not that's just
Speaker 4: teacher Mahala wearing compression wear just to go to the shops.
Speaker 4: I do that, ordering spring rolls from the local Chinese restaurant.
Speaker 4: Referred to your significant other as your partner in crime,
Speaker 4: misspelling your child child's name, I E Riley r h
Speaker 4: y a double E. And then I don't know this one.
Speaker 4: Listen to commercial radio. I don't know what you're talking
Speaker 4: about there. Now. You brought in this song today, said
Speaker 4: this is a great funny song. Chris Franklin, bloke to
Speaker 4: do with Bocans.
Speaker 3: This was I loved this song. When I was a kid,
Speaker 3: a ten years old, I had the CD single of
Speaker 3: Chris Flank.
Speaker 4: So did parody songs.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he even did any more of
Speaker 3: this new and far so this well could be his
Speaker 3: one hit. Wonder this was my first introduction. I didn't
Speaker 3: even know parody songs were a thing, and I love this.
Speaker 3: I played this so often and now I hear it back.
Speaker 3: I'm worried that it's going to be of its time.
Speaker 4: Well, I know tom Our producers taking out the word knockers.
Speaker 4: So this is the Knockolus remix and the.
Speaker 7: Red dress is blue, throwing.
Speaker 4: Any out the way. This is this well, this snippet
Speaker 4: we've that's the fund all right, Bogan movies. Let's do
Speaker 4: it all right, Bogan movies. Carrying on from Saturday night
Speaker 4: for Vola. What are the Bogans watching? I'll tell you
Speaker 4: Jack the hills hoist have eyes. Sil plus Bathurstman, said
Speaker 4: a Batman, bathhurst Man. Gold, I married my cousin Vinnie.
Speaker 4: What silver girl with the Barley tattoo. Silver plus Kontiki
Speaker 4: Air Gold, Toothless in Seattle, Silva and Life of Python
Speaker 4: Gold all right, Jackie, Well what have you got? Bogan Movies.
Speaker 3: Man Scorcese made a great film with Robert de Niro
Speaker 3: called The King of Comedy. Well, Martin's back to make
Speaker 3: the King of Commodoes.
Speaker 4: Yep, okay, yep. Silver.
Speaker 3: Jason Momoa is a bit Bogan. Oh yeah, he's not Aquaman,
Speaker 3: He's Okaman.
Speaker 4: Oh that's very good.
Speaker 3: Gold, How shas I got her groove back? Silver, and
Speaker 3: the Devil Wears Target Yeah Silver.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Right now though a special time waste stuff after the
Speaker 4: unpresident amount yesterday. For Bogan Movies, we're doing a part two.
Speaker 4: Jack you're ready to mark.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Bogansville. When Harry tattooed Sammie here, Gold,
Speaker 4: the Good, the Bad, and the Uggies Silver pluff ferries
Speaker 4: viewed as thongs off Gold Lady the Trampstone, gold Mark,
Speaker 4: well done, Bongo and Stash instead of tango Cash, Bongo
Speaker 4: and Stash, Silver, full flannel jacket, Silva Bogan, Biggelow, mullet jigglow,
Speaker 4: gold Mark and Seaford take a bow. That's best for
Speaker 4: the dollars for the pokies, Gold some Sammy for Stubbies
Speaker 4: and the Dark Silver Grand Turana Silver Girl with a
Speaker 4: dozen tattoos Gold dudes were, dude, where's my goombag? Broaden,
Speaker 4: Silence of the Slabs, Silva, The Wizard of the Ossy
Speaker 4: Ossy Ossy Guy, broke back Moccasin Gold, Hooning, Miss Daisy,
Speaker 4: Silva Me and v B Silver plus Smoker at Tiffany's Gold.
Speaker 4: I loved this one from Roger, Dude, where's my rats tail?
Speaker 5: Gold?
Speaker 4: Oh, Roger Rodom, Harry Potthead and the Order of the
Speaker 4: four x Gold, Chris World and Gary Potter and the
Speaker 4: Philosophers Stones Silver, Days of Chunder Silver when Huggy met
Speaker 4: Sheida not my words, I just reading them out, That's
Speaker 4: all I do. Nicholas, I sure saying they don't stand it.
Speaker 4: Pitbull dumb the Bull, Durham Pitbull Durham Silver Spider Bogan,
Speaker 4: no way bro said, no way back. Spider Man, Dude,
Speaker 4: where's my cargo shorts? Silver Bus, The Bogans of Madison
Speaker 4: County Gold, twelve Angry Mullets silver and three men in
Speaker 4: a Tarana Gold? Well down, everyone, Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: Headlines on the Way.
Speaker 1: Well Christian Connell's show podcasts.
Speaker 4: Yesterday was a great story from Barbara, and we thought
Speaker 4: we'd use Barbara's story about setting off an alarmed to
Speaker 4: see if you've got more stories about when you set
Speaker 4: off unarmed.
Speaker 15: When I had my first son, it was about a
Speaker 15: twenty nine and a half hour labor and I spent
Speaker 15: quite a long time in a hot shower in the hospital,
Speaker 15: the steam on my back that had actually set off
Speaker 15: the alarms and caused an evacuation. Best part was my
Speaker 15: dad was a volunteer firefighter and it was his station
Speaker 15: that turned up and burst into my room.
Speaker 4: Guys and Barbara, so when did you set off the alarm?
Speaker 4: On nine four one four one o four three. Now
Speaker 4: we've got sound effects, red Jacks, was they call in?
Speaker 4: I can illustrate the stories. It's like four K storytelling
Speaker 4: on this show. So the team that producers got some
Speaker 4: alarm sound effects. So some might call in tell setting
Speaker 4: off alarm, and then I would go, we're not that
Speaker 4: or that. That's a bedside clock. When you set that off?
Speaker 4: When I set it that night before, that's me this morning?
Speaker 4: All right? Then there's this at a smoke alarm and
Speaker 4: they only go off at two am in the morning,
Speaker 4: never when there's daylight, there's this God the moment you're
Speaker 4: in real deep r em sleep. You hear this, you go, oh,
Speaker 4: I just hit it exactly. I actually actually broke one once.
Speaker 4: I actually got a brim hand and smashed it into beasts.
Speaker 3: I actually think it doesn't do itself any favors because
Speaker 3: in the middle of the night, where you do is
Speaker 3: you get it, you yank it down, you pull the
Speaker 3: battery out, and you leave it. Yes, and because you
Speaker 3: meant to replace the battery, but you just leave it done.
Speaker 3: And then it can say like that for weeks. I
Speaker 3: will point out you shouldn't do that.
Speaker 4: No, absolutely, Jack, let it ring out.
Speaker 3: Can I give you a story and you can use
Speaker 3: one of your sound effects to illustrate it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I've got two more carqueued up. Yeah, come on.
Speaker 3: When Bianca first moved to Australia, her job.
Speaker 4: Was no, no, off the alarm, be premature, there's somebody
Speaker 4: carry on because she was scratching your hair and I
Speaker 4: thought it was a signal.
Speaker 3: I'll give you a signal already. Biank's first job was
Speaker 3: at a pizza place and she accidentally put one of
Speaker 3: the tea towels through the pizza up and he caught fire.
Speaker 3: She set off the smoke alarmed.
Speaker 4: You said, you tap your nose. That's that's the alarm clock.
Speaker 4: Tell us again, get to punch on again.
Speaker 3: It says, well, it's not a punch flse, it's just
Speaker 3: a story.
Speaker 4: Get to.
Speaker 3: She puts. Realized after five years, she put a tea
Speaker 3: towel in the pizza to be kicking. Caught fire, set
Speaker 3: off the smoke alarm. Everybody you vacuated. Vacuate people around
Speaker 3: the street. It's ambulance fire drug. She gets arrested, drag
Speaker 3: from the building. What no, Now, I'm just trying to
Speaker 3: make it more.
Speaker 4: That's a sad story, all right. So when did you
Speaker 4: set the alarm off?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'common show podcast.
Speaker 4: Looking for your stories. When did you accidentally set off
Speaker 4: the alarm? Chrissy? Good morning, Hi Christian, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm going Chrissy, Welcome to the show. So what happened? Mate?
Speaker 5: We were in.
Speaker 2: Italy and I was doing my washing in the bathroom
Speaker 2: and I thought where am I going to hang out
Speaker 2: this washing? And I saw this lead and I thought, oh,
Speaker 2: that must be a retractable clothesline. So I pulled that
Speaker 2: clothesliner and the alarm started blaring. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: So what was it like a distress or a panic thing?
Speaker 17: Yes?
Speaker 2: I think in Italy they have it so that if
Speaker 2: you fall in the shower, it's like an alarm that
Speaker 2: sets off. But we didn't know how to stop this alarm.
Speaker 2: So my husband rang up reception and they didn't speak
Speaker 2: very good English.
Speaker 4: And I just came thank you, Well you did speak
Speaker 4: very good Italian. Which was it? You know, racism alarm?
Speaker 4: And the worst amount alarm was when no one, no
Speaker 4: one ever knows how to turn the dog. Horrible, aren't they?
Speaker 4: And you can't stand that straight. I always find myself
Speaker 4: crouching when there's an alarm going off. It's horrible.
Speaker 2: Well, well we finally worked out you had to open
Speaker 2: the door on the outside, pressed the alarm and it
Speaker 2: went off. So my husband said, don't press any more
Speaker 2: buttons anymore.
Speaker 4: I don't touch anything.
Speaker 5: A touch.
Speaker 4: Gressie, lovely stuff. Have a good day you thank you, Christian,
Speaker 4: thank you, Chrissy, Catherine good Onning, good morning.
Speaker 12: How are you all?
Speaker 4: We're good. So you accidentally set off the alarm?
Speaker 15: I did?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 16: My husband and I had been upgraded to a suite
Speaker 16: on a cruise, and so he went off to do
Speaker 16: something and I'm going to have a long soak in
Speaker 16: the tub and on laying there, just minding my own business,
Speaker 16: and I see this cord and I went, oh, that
Speaker 16: must be the exhaust fan. So I'm pulling. Nothing happens.
Speaker 16: I wonder what that does. I pulled it a few
Speaker 16: more times and I thought, oh, well, it must be broken.
Speaker 16: I'll report it later. The next thing I know, bang
Speaker 16: bang bang bang bang on the door and I'm like what.
Speaker 16: My husband's not there, and I'm thinking, what is it
Speaker 16: They've got the time I ramble out of the tub
Speaker 16: throw on a bathrobe, these people, whole bunch of them
Speaker 16: have come belting into the room and I'm like what.
Speaker 16: And they're going, You've signed the distress alarm and I
Speaker 16: went what, And yeah, that cord that I've been pulling
Speaker 16: was a distress alarm. Let's just come to my own
Speaker 16: woman in distress in a bathtuble. I'm really distressed there,
Speaker 16: I say, yes, Yes, I was a little bit sheepish,
Speaker 16: and I learned not to pull cords again, not to
Speaker 16: play with things.
Speaker 4: That I don't know what they do, all right, Katherine
Speaker 4: lovely stuff that actually kill my Have a good day, Tony,
Speaker 4: modern Christian. Yeah, good, Tony, he actually set off the
Speaker 4: fire alarm. What's your story, Toney.
Speaker 5: Yeah, mate, it wasn't It wasn't quite a fire alarm.
Speaker 8: We went into the bank to sign the paperwork for
Speaker 8: the home loan and their three year old son went missing.
Speaker 8: Sure enough, the next thing, there's an alarm. All the
Speaker 8: fly window or all the security windows fly up. Couldn't
Speaker 8: find the sun anywhere here he is sitting under the
Speaker 8: bench and impressing the juress button.
Speaker 4: I know. So did the police obviously went to shutdown?
Speaker 4: Then the police turned up.
Speaker 8: No, the police didn't turn up. Fortunately, were they.
Speaker 5: Having coffee.
Speaker 8: Fortunately the bank got onto it quick enough. But we
Speaker 8: were all locked in there for about twenty minutes until
Speaker 8: they could reset everything and put all the taller windows
Speaker 8: down again and rested.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Correct, correct.
Speaker 8: We didn't get away with any money though, unfortunately.
Speaker 4: Oh right, So it was a part of a bigger
Speaker 4: plan that was a dry rup master criminal. What a team, Tony.
Speaker 4: Love this story. Thank you very much, mate. Awesome, Thanks guys,
Speaker 4: have a good day and you Razann good morning, Good
Speaker 4: morning team.
Speaker 2: My story is we're living in Germany and my fifteen
Speaker 2: year old son was working in a supermarket cleaning to
Speaker 2: get pocket money. And he was in the manager's office
Speaker 2: and he saw this button. Then he pressed it and
Speaker 2: nothing happened, so he said, that's okay, yeah at fifteen
Speaker 2: year old.
Speaker 15: So he picked packed up.
Speaker 2: It was lunchtime. They closed at lunchtime, so we packed
Speaker 2: up and on his way home on his bike and
Speaker 2: as he was on his way home, I biked all
Speaker 2: the pois went fine, passed three cars from six cops
Speaker 2: and he realized. He realized. Later we rang the supervisor
Speaker 2: of the cleaning company and what had happened. He pressed
Speaker 2: the silent armed rob re button.
Speaker 4: They got a whole button for that. You must be
Speaker 4: pretty rough in that super market.
Speaker 3: As well, if you're getting on the shop floor getting
Speaker 3: rubbed at gunpoint this second, I'll just tell the manager something.
Speaker 4: Must protect their manager, the ile shell stackers, goodness, middle
Speaker 4: manager room must be safe.
Speaker 18: It was.
Speaker 4: It was priceless, lovely stuff.
Speaker 1: Carl Brighter, you're listening to the Question you Know Kyle's
Speaker 1: Show podcast.
Speaker 4: This week on the show, let's go to Jess. Jess,
Speaker 4: it's a true one off, only one in her field.
Speaker 4: Have her listened to this from earlier in the week
Speaker 4: on the show.
Speaker 16: I'm a honey Samelia. So when people go for wine
Speaker 16: tastings and know all the different colors and the slavers
Speaker 16: of wine, I do that with I trained in America
Speaker 16: and Italy.
Speaker 4: But I'm Australia's only honey. That is some claim to
Speaker 4: be the only their Melbourne's only something. But to be
Speaker 4: this entire country, this shoes country, to be the only
Speaker 4: honey Samelia in Australia is incredible.
Speaker 3: I thought we could word the segment they're about to
Speaker 3: do is complete the sentence I am the only dot
Speaker 3: dot dot That way, it can be I am the
Speaker 3: only sword swallower in Melbourne, or you can go as
Speaker 3: big as the world, I am the only.
Speaker 4: Pope in the world, which is true, there is only
Speaker 4: one pope in the world. But yes, so we're looking
Speaker 4: for you could be Melbourne's only or you can go
Speaker 4: a smaller suburb of Cobugs only. Yeah, okay, all right,
Speaker 4: let's see what you get then. So we're looking for
Speaker 4: a one off in your field. Whatever it is, like, Jess,
Speaker 4: who is Australia's only honey Samelia? What are you well?
Speaker 4: One off in and the phrase we want them to say.
Speaker 3: Is complete the sentence I am the only dot.
Speaker 4: Dot dot dot dot in Australia or Melbourne or my suburbs,
Speaker 4: all the street, oh my house.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: What are you? The one and only of Jackie Boy?
Speaker 4: The phrase at pays this morning.
Speaker 3: With this complete the sentence I am the only dot
Speaker 3: dot dot.
Speaker 4: Dot nine for one for one oh four three Fiona.
Speaker 5: Good morning, good morning, Christian? How are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good, so please complete the following sentence, jack I
Speaker 4: am the only.
Speaker 18: Mastive powerlift in the top fifteen in the world from Australia.
Speaker 4: Your powerlifter. Yes, that is incredible. You're lifting right now.
Speaker 18: No, I'm in my car. I just dropped my son
Speaker 18: off for his last.
Speaker 4: Exam for sounds like you're in the chitty chitty bang
Speaker 4: bang car flapping around now. So, Fiona, what are you
Speaker 4: doing like deadlifts?
Speaker 18: You do a squat, so my top squat was one
Speaker 18: hundred and fifteen kilo bloody hell.
Speaker 10: And you do a bench.
Speaker 18: So my last competition bench with sixty seven and a
Speaker 18: half kilos.
Speaker 4: And how much do you wait?
Speaker 16: Are you?
Speaker 4: Are you in weight? Categories. Is that how ages?
Speaker 18: Well, don category, I'm sixty seven years old, blady.
Speaker 4: How good for you? And it's very hard to because
Speaker 4: this is all amazing what you're saying, but it wouldn't
Speaker 4: like you're in a cup of paddles and flats and
Speaker 4: walls that you're on top of the car and the
Speaker 4: metal is bending beneath the weight of you. Compete the
Speaker 4: following sharing Saki Stones a day after tomorrow. Sorry, Fion, Okay,
Speaker 4: so you're benching about sixty five yep? And what's your
Speaker 4: weight category?
Speaker 10: I weigh I'm under seventy five bloody.
Speaker 4: Almost you almost benching? Then your own body weight?
Speaker 5: Yep?
Speaker 4: And when did you get into this? This is incredible.
Speaker 18: I started training it the age of nineteen, and I'm natural,
Speaker 18: so I'm a natty athlete and I've always just gone
Speaker 18: to the gym and done weight training. There's just always
Speaker 18: been something that's been constant in my life.
Speaker 4: Are you being shot at what?
Speaker 18: I'm going to turn my engine.
Speaker 10: Off and I'm going to say if it makes it better,
Speaker 10: and I'll talk straight in to my phone.
Speaker 4: I've not been funny twenty five years speaking to me
Speaker 4: on the road. I've never heard it can't make that
Speaker 4: noise other than some sort of chugger bug.
Speaker 5: Is that better?
Speaker 3: That's better?
Speaker 4: Yeah, So therefore it's not the rain, it's the engine.
Speaker 4: The engine you need to bench it a bench press
Speaker 4: of car. Having look under that, they'll be easy for you.
Speaker 4: You max rep and so do you go around the
Speaker 4: world for you on a competing.
Speaker 10: I have competed just in Australia for the moment, and
Speaker 10: the new federation USAPL has just come out, which is
Speaker 10: a worldwide federation. Yeah, and they dragged tests, so it's
Speaker 10: very important if you're a natural athlete to make sure
Speaker 10: you're in the tested competition and they if I now
Speaker 10: can probably go around the world and jump into other competitions.
Speaker 10: But I'm just I'm not actually at the top of
Speaker 10: where I can go yet. So I'm going to compete
Speaker 10: again in September at their nationals and I'm hoping I
Speaker 10: can put even more on the bar and eventually like
Speaker 10: it to be awesome moving just to get to number one.
Speaker 4: Let us know when you're getting nearer the nationals. We'd
Speaker 4: love to get you back on the show and wish
Speaker 4: you good luck.
Speaker 10: Oh, thank you, that would be wonderful.
Speaker 4: No, I think it's amazing. All right, far up the
Speaker 4: old chuggerbug again now and fly your way your way
Speaker 4: to work. Thanks Christian, pleasure, love your chance to you.
Speaker 3: That make it sound like there was one competition for
Speaker 3: natural athletes, then another.
Speaker 4: Competition for the rest of us. Juices, let's kind of
Speaker 4: rob it now. Good morning, Robert, Good Robert. What's your
Speaker 4: story then, so we're looking for one offs today. You
Speaker 4: think you're the one and only in an area? What's yours?
Speaker 5: Robert? I'm then only person in the world who has
Speaker 5: been through air hijacking rehearsal twice and then being in
Speaker 5: actual aircraft hijacking.
Speaker 4: Robert, this is incredible. So first of all, then before
Speaker 4: we get into that, actually you've experienced and survived in
Speaker 4: aircraft hijacking. So why were you being trained? Are you
Speaker 4: like an air marshal law?
Speaker 5: Now, I was in the Army Reserve and we were
Speaker 5: volunteering to help the police. So three o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 5: for two mornings in a row, we're up at Tallamarine
Speaker 5: Airport and acting as passages on an aircraft so that
Speaker 5: the police could practice the getting hijackers off.
Speaker 4: Wow, that must have incredible. And then then you're actually
Speaker 4: involved in a real life hijacking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, yeah, I did that rehearsal. We did have
Speaker 5: two nights in a row. And then eight years ago
Speaker 5: out of Tallomarine there's a Malaysian Airline flight to London
Speaker 5: that got hijacked and I was on that flight.
Speaker 4: So what happened, if you don't mind, I was asking again.
Speaker 5: Well, the guy ended up being just been released out
Speaker 5: of a psychiatric hospital. He'd just gone to the airport,
Speaker 5: bought a ticket, bought a ghetto blaster and then walked
Speaker 5: and took it on the plane. And as the plane
Speaker 5: was taking off, about four or five minutes into the flight,
Speaker 5: he's walked up to the front of the aircraft and
Speaker 5: was telling the staff that he wanted to talk to
Speaker 5: the pilot and he had a bomb, and so we
Speaker 5: ended up having a circle for a while. This is
Speaker 5: one o'clock in the morning. We were in the air
Speaker 5: for about two hours. Then we landed in the middle
Speaker 5: of nowhere at the airport. We're on the tarmac for
Speaker 5: about three hours, and then because we'd left the country officially,
Speaker 5: we're put into one of those the empty fingers at
Speaker 5: the airport and we're there for another three hours.
Speaker 4: That was what an ordeal for you. All people must
Speaker 4: have been terrified.
Speaker 5: Well, I had the problem because what the process was.
Speaker 5: So I was a little bit flippant about it because
Speaker 5: I know, I just work in the airlines, and I
Speaker 5: know it's it's impossible to get anything bad on talk
Speaker 5: play in these days. So I wasn't particularly worried. But
Speaker 5: it was just the fact that I'd been through that
Speaker 5: process twice before.
Speaker 4: But everybody else on the plane, it wasn't being flipping.
Speaker 4: Must have been terrified. There must have been. And you're
Speaker 4: obviously there with your friends on watching a movie.
Speaker 3: And can you put Big Bang theory back on the
Speaker 3: last day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well they they weren't really aware of what was
Speaker 5: happening because it wasn't as there was a government or
Speaker 5: anything else. It was.
Speaker 4: Ghetto blasters saying he's got a bomb.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well he was.
Speaker 14: He was.
Speaker 5: He wasn't telling everybody that.
Speaker 4: He told M, keep it yourself. You need to keep
Speaker 4: this on the life. Can I trust you? Okay?
Speaker 3: Wow, Robin, what a story.
Speaker 4: And everyone got off safe.
Speaker 5: Everyone got off safe, and you got to have a
Speaker 5: flight ladder on that day, which threw everybody out because
Speaker 5: you don't want to have fine tables everything else. But
Speaker 5: it was Yeah, there are a lot of a lot
Speaker 5: of a lot of scared people on there because we're
Speaker 5: not aware of what was going on because at one
Speaker 5: o'clock in the morning, two o'clock in the morning, there's
Speaker 5: nothing happening at the airport. So even when even when
Speaker 5: they tried to provide us food, well, the food they
Speaker 5: provided us were frozen muffins.
Speaker 3: Memory you said it like, that's the scariest part of
Speaker 3: the stay when I almost lost the finish.
Speaker 5: You try eating your frozen muffin.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to try. It's been in a
Speaker 4: hijacked plane. Muff Rather take that than the plane some
Speaker 4: springles instead.
Speaker 5: Most of the problem that most of us had was
Speaker 5: that we were on the plane on the tarmac for
Speaker 5: about three hours. We can see all the police cars
Speaker 5: and the lights flashing and all that, but we're sitting
Speaker 5: there for three hours with nothing happening. So that was
Speaker 5: the worst part because, yeah, we didn't know whether it
Speaker 5: was a bomb or or what was really happening, and
Speaker 5: so we're all sitting there, obviously stuck in our seats
Speaker 5: for three hours. We're just nothing unusual going to London.
Speaker 5: But it was just the fact that we could see
Speaker 5: the police there and nothing was happening.
Speaker 4: So were you trying to console people and go, look,
Speaker 4: you're going to be all right, this is okay, it's
Speaker 4: probably not a bomb.
Speaker 5: Well, we weren't really allowed to move around because yeah,
Speaker 5: the police want to know where everybody was. That's what
Speaker 5: the staff was saying.
Speaker 4: Stay in your seats, the police where everybody is.
Speaker 5: Ourselves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 5: It was just the unknown, like, oh, it's just the
Speaker 5: the unknown. You don't know, you know whether there is
Speaker 5: a real bombs bo or oh yeah, what's what's the bad?
Speaker 5: But it's actually going to happen.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. You're the most casual, laid back
Speaker 4: man I have ever met if I had survived a hijacking.
Speaker 4: At what we're talking about, mister Muffley. But I love
Speaker 4: the fact that it's the muffin You've got the most
Speaker 4: to say about Robert. Incredible story. Thank you very much
Speaker 4: for sharing it with us this morning. Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: So once again, Jack, complete after me, Yes, complete the sentence.
Speaker 4: I am the only person to come through a hijacking
Speaker 4: and had a terrible muffet.
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