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Speaker 1: Josey and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda Podcast, The.

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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda Show.

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Speaker 3: Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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Speaker 4: It hurts, but someone's got to do.

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Speaker 5: Ad Amanda, mad Amanda jones and the Virile Jonesy.

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Speaker 6: Heard them describe him as a drunken idiot, stay in school.

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Speaker 1: And learned school.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you

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Speaker 7: would never forget.

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Speaker 1: Shot. Good afternoon, Amanda. How are you today? And very well?

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Speaker 1: And how are you going? I'm great.

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Speaker 6: I've just been working on the speech for my father

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Speaker 6: of the bride's speech for my daughter's wedding come.

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Speaker 4: Out and how You've got about six weeks to go

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Speaker 4: any time.

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Speaker 6: But there's a lot of pressure on me because no

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Speaker 6: of course, and as unaccustomed to public speaking as I am.

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Speaker 4: Well, and I'm just reminding you of your brother's wedding,

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Speaker 4: his first wedding. Remember when your father I had to

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Speaker 4: apologize to the priest and ask you to go home.

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Speaker 1: It's true.

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Speaker 4: What had happened again?

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Speaker 1: What happened?

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Speaker 6: I had a cold and I thought i'd officer self

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Speaker 6: medicate and I was the MC at wedding. Yeah, and

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Speaker 6: I self medicated with pseudor fed and rum yeah and

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Speaker 6: possibly a high fever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did get some laughs.

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Speaker 6: So when I said, oh, father, I didn't recognize you

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Speaker 6: in your clothes, people laugh.

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Speaker 4: And that's when Dad, I can just picture like a

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Speaker 4: big little boo peep hook coming out.

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Speaker 1: Let's get your home.

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Speaker 4: So has your daughter given you any strict instructions around

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Speaker 4: the speech?

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Speaker 6: Because I do this for a job, so everyone thinks

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Speaker 6: it's okay, but I you know, I want to do

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Speaker 6: something good.

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Speaker 1: So far i've got. I want to thank you all

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Speaker 1: for coming.

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Speaker 4: Are you going to do the full cliche?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, maybe a speech out of just all cliches. Okay,

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Speaker 6: I'll start. I want to thank you all for coming.

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Speaker 4: Some of you have come a long way, very good.

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Speaker 4: Oh I don't ask me to finish your speech. Some

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Speaker 4: of you come a long way. Romany and Michael or

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Speaker 4: thrilled you've made it.

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Speaker 8: Well.

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Speaker 1: No, it's a working pray.

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Speaker 4: Will you ask me for cliche? Are you going to

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Speaker 4: go all cliches or not?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. It depends what we get here?

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Speaker 4: We get here? Are you going to what.

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Speaker 1: We get here? When people might want to jump in radio.

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Speaker 4: Do you want to use our audience as chat GPT?

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Speaker 4: That is a good audience can be your AI. So

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Speaker 4: please give us any of your thoughts for a spec

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Speaker 4: do you want? Are you looking for cliches or for

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Speaker 4: off the off the wall kind of you don't want

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Speaker 4: the missus balmer and the stuff.

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Speaker 6: That's the best man's mate. That's a telegram. So I've

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Speaker 6: got I want to thank you all for coming.

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Speaker 1: Many of you have come a long way, many of you.

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Speaker 4: And then you have to leave a bit of space

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Speaker 4: with someone who's driven from Adelaide. Whoa, and see if

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Speaker 4: they've come the first, because that's usually a bit.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we've got anyone coming from Adelaide? Is

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Speaker 1: anyone here from Adelaide?

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Speaker 6: Okay, right, well why don't we during the fast five

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Speaker 6: people can come on and if you want to go

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Speaker 6: on to our socials, Jonesy and Amanda, you do that

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Speaker 6: and you can pipe in.

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Speaker 4: Believe this, you're outsourcing. The only time you will make

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Speaker 4: a speech is Father of the Bride.

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Speaker 6: Everything's just no idea is a bad one, friend, No

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Speaker 6: idea is a bad one.

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Speaker 1: Well let's do that. Give us a call if you'd

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Speaker 1: like to play, Yeah, the Fast five it's right here

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Speaker 1: for you.

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Speaker 6: If you would like to play, please call us thirteen

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Speaker 6: fifty five twenty two.

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Speaker 1: J am I right, why don't you put on cold Chisselm?

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Speaker 1: It better be forever.

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Speaker 4: Now that's a nice line for a speech.

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Speaker 1: Very good. Doesn't end well though.

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Speaker 6: It's Gold jam Nation, Gold Jonesy and Amanda driving your

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Speaker 6: home with jam Nation.

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Speaker 2: Start fashion the street of La Jonesy and amandas.

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Speaker 6: Five here it is five questions? Can you go all

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Speaker 6: the way and answer all five questions correctly? If you

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Speaker 6: do that, Amanda will say.

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Speaker 4: That you are about to be used by Brendan Jones

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Speaker 4: see almost like AI or chat GPT, so that you

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Speaker 4: can write his Father of the Bride's speech for him.

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Speaker 6: So far, I've got some good stuff I've got me.

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Speaker 6: I want to thank you all for coming you.

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Speaker 4: I suggested a lot of saying something like people, you know,

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Speaker 4: if you're going to go with the cliches, if you're

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Speaker 4: not going to go meh, Father of the Bride and

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Speaker 4: rider unicycle.

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Speaker 1: The sort of thing you do. Tell me about this.

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Speaker 4: You know very well about that, and maybe say a

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Speaker 4: lot of people have come a long way.

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Speaker 1: Is at your job to do that?

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Speaker 4: Is it your job to say how attractive the bride'smaids are?

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Speaker 1: I think that's the best man, is it? Jem I? Ry?

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Speaker 1: You got anything to add to this?

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Speaker 7: For?

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Speaker 1: Never mind? Matte. Sandy is in Croydon.

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Speaker 4: Hi Sandy, Sandy?

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Speaker 9: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Are you okay?

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Speaker 10: I'm fine?

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Speaker 9: Thank you very much?

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Speaker 4: Sandy. Did your father make a speech at your wedding?

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Speaker 4: Have you been married?

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Speaker 9: We've been married for forty one years?

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Speaker 1: Right, but no, my dad didn't.

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Speaker 3: Make a speech. We had an MC okay.

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Speaker 6: And anything you want to add to this? So we've

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Speaker 6: got I want to thank you all for coming. Many

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Speaker 6: of you have come long way.

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Speaker 1: What would you suggest comes after that?

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Speaker 11: Thank goodness?

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Speaker 5: She got another's looks.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's not bad, that's pretty good.

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Speaker 6: Thank goodness, self deprecating and her mother's look.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's a good one, Sandy. His question one

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Speaker 4: of the fast five. The Starry Night is a famous

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Speaker 4: painting by which artist Vincent. Thank god, that's.

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Speaker 1: The one lopped off his ear to get a smile

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Speaker 1: from his.

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Speaker 4: Woman, couldn't wear a pair of sunglasses?

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Speaker 1: What if you wanted more?

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Speaker 5: More?

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Speaker 1: What other than a smile from his woman?

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Speaker 4: We didn't have to lose two ears.

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Speaker 1: Let's play.

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Speaker 4: That's not why I took off.

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Speaker 1: His ear was tonight or something and he was mad.

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Speaker 4: Did you put all that in your speech? You could

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Speaker 4: say to your future son in law, you remind me

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Speaker 4: of Vincent Vange the mood something similar.

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Speaker 6: What song Sandy features this riff? Oh yeah, oh, Sandy,

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Speaker 6: come on, ideas?

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Speaker 9: Are you going to be my girl?

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Speaker 4: No? That is a good line for the speech.

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Speaker 1: Start, I'll tell you what. Why don't we put on

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Speaker 1: an excess and come back?

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Speaker 4: Or but Sandy's line is good for the for the speech.

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Speaker 4: Are you going to be my girl?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I like it? Oh you said are you going

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Speaker 1: to be my girl? No? He's talking about Lenny Kravitz.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but no, but that's what Sandy said.

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Speaker 4: Yet she said, are you going to be my girl?

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Speaker 4: A good line line for the speech. Not lucky, we

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Speaker 6: It makes no It makes no sense. What to thank

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Speaker 6: you all for coming? Many of you have come along way?

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Speaker 6: And then Sandy, thank goodness, she got her mother's looks.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to be my girl? That makes no.

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Speaker 4: Sense, But maybe that's later in the speech.

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Speaker 6: Why don't we put on an excess needs you tonight

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Speaker 6: and then we can continue.

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Speaker 1: What do you think.

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Speaker 6: Thirteen fifty five twenty two? What would Mikey say about this?

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Speaker 1: Come on here?

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Speaker 4: It's a bit creety.

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Speaker 1: This is a little bit Dolan here.

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Speaker 2: Every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand search for

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Speaker 2: us now on the iHeart app.

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Speaker 1: God, let you know what's that, Mikey? You want to Marcay,

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Speaker 1: that's pretty good gold. It's Jonesy Demander's jam Nation.

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Speaker 2: Faster the Street of La Jonesy and demanders.

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Speaker 4: That's not a line you want in the speeches. This

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Speaker 4: thing go okay, so we have to be careful what

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Speaker 4: we let you put in.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well this my daughter is getting married.

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Speaker 6: Backstory there and I've come up with I want to

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Speaker 6: thank you all for coming, Amanda said, I've.

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Speaker 4: Said people have come from a long way and thank you.

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Speaker 1: Sandy said, well, thank goodness, she got her mother's look.

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Speaker 4: That's pretty much where we are right now, andrews cliche.

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Speaker 1: And that's what I want Andrews in doncas Hello, Andrew,

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Speaker 1: mister Jones and miss Kellograft.

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Speaker 4: Any suggestions from you, Andrew as to what the next

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Speaker 4: line of Jones's speech should be.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's going to formally welcome the law to the

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Speaker 5: Jonants family and set the expectation about the Jonants family history.

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Speaker 1: And.

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Speaker 5: Set the expectations about how the Sunny and will fit

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Speaker 5: in and uphold those expectations.

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Speaker 4: What are those expectations, Frends that.

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Speaker 1: Dan, Andrew, what were in a like so a sentence?

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Speaker 1: What would you say?

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Speaker 4: Well, I think it's welcome to the Jones family.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the clan.

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Speaker 4: Don't say clan.

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Speaker 1: Okay, clan spit on the nose these days? Isn't it

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Speaker 1: just these days?

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Speaker 4: Last week?

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Speaker 1: Fine, welcome to the clan. But what what Andrew?

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Speaker 4: What do you think are the are the values of

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Speaker 4: the Jones family, Brendan that you're welcoming Michael into That's

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Speaker 4: what Andrews are?

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Speaker 1: Okay, you got any morals? A box will be once

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Speaker 1: a week's nice?

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Speaker 4: Okay? Well that pop? That in pop, that in the.

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Speaker 3: Andrew, this is great, Thank you, my pleasure.

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Speaker 1: Here's question number two. What song has this riff? Andrew?

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Speaker 5: It's read what Hill is the band and the song

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Speaker 5: is uh, it's not just the retru I know the

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Speaker 5: name of the song, so we need the name.

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Speaker 1: Andrew. I do like Welcome to the clan.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't say clan, no, just I'm paraphrasing, right,

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Speaker 4: Hi Meghan, how are you from Bitley's How are you going?

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Speaker 5: I'm good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Meghan.

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Speaker 6: We're building a speech here, you, me and everybody.

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Speaker 1: What would you like to after Welcome to the clan?

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Speaker 1: That's we'll just put apo, We'll just say Jones family es,

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Speaker 1: welcome to the Jones family. But I haven't said what

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Speaker 1: would you suggest comes after that? Megan?

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Speaker 4: In a cliche world.

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Speaker 7: Welcome to world?

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Speaker 5: Maybe something about the bride looking the best you've ever looked?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're very good. Suck up to you, brah.

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Speaker 4: Now, I've never seen you look more beautiful?

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Speaker 1: Are you stealing that from CHRISTI Burg? That's this lady

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Speaker 4: Please, I'm quoting from CHRISTA Burg. You can put me

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Speaker 1: I've never seen you look more beautiful.

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Speaker 4: You've never seen you know this is going to sound

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Speaker 4: read like Frankenstein.

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Speaker 1: Meghan, have a listen.

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Speaker 4: We know this is the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but

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Speaker 4: what song features this riff? That question three is multiple choice?

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Meghan, good luck.

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Speaker 4: Which country has the most pyramids in the world? A. Egypt, B, Soudan,

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Speaker 4: C Peru. I'm going to go as it's not Egypt.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 1: Nix in Roville. Hello, Nick, very good.

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Speaker 4: One quick line for Jonesy speak.

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Speaker 1: This is after I've never seen you look more beautiful.

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Speaker 8: Well, you could say to the groom when you are

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Speaker 1: That's not bad. That is not bad. Yeah, when you

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Speaker 4: So you're saying that to Michael. You're saying that to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, as if I would say it to my daughter,

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Speaker 1: what do you would say? Ever?

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Speaker 4: Run crying from the room?

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Speaker 1: That is very good, Nick, Nick.

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Speaker 4: Which country has the most pyramids in the world? Is

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Speaker 4: it Sudan or Peru? B? Yes it is it's Sudan.

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Speaker 1: You would have thought that.

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Speaker 4: They have over between two hundred and two and fifty

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Speaker 1: What was the name of the high school in Greece?

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Speaker 8: Nick, or the name of the high school? Come on, oh,

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Speaker 1: You kick yourself. Thank you for the words. Christie is

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Speaker 1: in Saint.

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Speaker 4: Leonard's Hello Christy, Hello, Hello? What would you suggest is

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Speaker 4: a nice?

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Speaker 1: When you think you're right, you're always wrong.

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Speaker 4: He's saying that to his son in law in the speech.

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Speaker 4: What should come after that?

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Speaker 12: I'm always right.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, Christie, It's not about you.

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Speaker 4: What would you say in the speech though? For Jonesy's

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Speaker 12: Speech, Oh, I have no idea.

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Speaker 1: I know Christy, you for the question now, but she's right,

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Speaker 1: do it yourself.

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Speaker 4: She does so when she said, sounded like that to me,

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Speaker 1: What was the name?

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Speaker 4: What was the name of the high school in Greece?

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Speaker 1: Ah, Christy, you effectively brought nothing.

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Speaker 4: To Christy, just gave us some vows.

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Speaker 1: Done nothing for us today. Lana is in.

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Speaker 9: Hello.

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Speaker 4: We know Jones is doing the wrong thing by outsourcing

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Speaker 4: his speech, But what line should come next to his father?

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Speaker 1: When you think you're right, you're always wrong.

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Speaker 12: Even when you think you're right, Okay.

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Speaker 6: Doubling down on that, even when you think you're right.

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Speaker 6: So when you go right, you're always wrong, even when you.

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Speaker 1: Think you're right.

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Speaker 4: And then we'll go all right, old man.

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Speaker 1: You're going to make me sound like I'm dementon.

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Speaker 4: That's well, you've asked.

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Speaker 1: For help, and that's how that's going.

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Speaker 4: Brand When you think you're right, we should actually have

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Speaker 4: one of those ear pieces and we make you say

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Speaker 4: the things we're saying. What was the name of the

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Speaker 4: high school in Greece, Lana.

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Speaker 9: The high school in Greece. Let me have a thing, Sheryl.

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Speaker 4: This speech is going to be very long before we

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Speaker 1: Wadston Park. Hi, Hell are you Cheryl?

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Speaker 6: Welcome to the party. So when you think you're right,

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Speaker 6: you're always wrong. That was from Nick, and then we

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Speaker 6: just said even when you think you're right, what should.

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Speaker 4: Come after that?

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Speaker 9: I don't know. My husband's first line to my son

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Speaker 9: in law was yes, you do have my permission to

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Speaker 9: marry my daughter.

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Speaker 1: I put that one in.

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Speaker 4: Yep, Yeah, Okay, it's coming in a long way down

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Speaker 4: the speech.

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Speaker 1: It just sounds a little bit like the horse is

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Speaker 1: bouldered by Brandon.

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Speaker 4: This is what you've asked. Yes, do you have you

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Speaker 4: turning to our audiences. This is what you're going to get, Cheryl.

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Speaker 4: Can you answer this question? What's the name of the

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Speaker 4: high school in Greece?

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Speaker 1: It's right now, which brings you to question.

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Speaker 4: For you, we go, Cheryl, athletes at the I see Olympics,

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Speaker 4: that's what we're calling those, am I to say, Winter Games.

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Speaker 4: I think I can they have the athletes have reported

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Speaker 4: what problem with the medals? Apart from the fact they're

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Speaker 9: Were they breaking because the one last night broke?

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Speaker 4: That's right, they they're breaking.

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Speaker 6: Breezy Johnson was complaining, that's the American downhill skiing champion.

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Speaker 13: She's although is that her real name or is that

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Speaker 13: a nickname? That's a name, Breezy, But no, but for Breezy,

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Speaker 13: but I feel sorry for pear Old Lindsey Vaughn. She'd

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Speaker 13: be happy to swap that for the bustard leg that

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Speaker 13: she got.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the chipped, cracked and damaged medals.

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Speaker 6: Congratulations to you, Cheryl, you have won the jam Packet's

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Speaker 6: all coming away a five hundred dollars at your fun

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Speaker 6: Lab experiences, including Hyjiing's Hotel where fun checks in and

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Speaker 6: boredom checks out. Search Hijin's Hotel. There was one right

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Speaker 6: in Melbourne Central, CBD for.

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Speaker 1: You, Cheryl.

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Speaker 9: Thank you very much. That's fantastic the grand you all.

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Speaker 6: Love that absolutely and thanks for yes, you do have

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Speaker 4: How's it reading? Give us one final read through.

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Speaker 6: I want to thank you all for coming. A lot

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Speaker 6: of you have come a long way. Thank goodness, she

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Speaker 6: got a mother's look. Welcome to the Jones family.

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Speaker 4: Just singular.

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Speaker 6: I've never seen you look more beautiful when you think

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Speaker 6: you're right. You're always wrong even when you think you're right. Yes,

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Speaker 6: you do have, miss Mary.

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Speaker 4: Your father was still with us to put a crook

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Speaker 1: On my dad. Let's say, are you on the suit

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Speaker 1: of fair and rum again? Mate? Thank you?

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Speaker 4: Well, look, you may be feeling overwhelmed. It's only Tuesday,

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Speaker 4: but I'm going to tell you coming up what a

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Speaker 6: That's coming up on God jam Gold. Hello, it's Jonesy

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Speaker 6: Demanda's jam Nation driving you home.

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Speaker 4: Look, we all feel overwhelmed at work sometimes, don't we.

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Speaker 4: I know I do, finally enough. Anyone listening to this

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Speaker 4: who knows that I work with you can understand entirely

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Speaker 4: how occasionally.

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Speaker 1: I treat you like a princess.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, prince and Punsa spills built very similarly but

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Speaker 4: imagine being a daycare worker. I think that'd be one

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Speaker 4: The minute the daycare reopened after Chris, people wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: I walked past the daycare set of the other day.

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Speaker 6: It's got their little cage, you know, the fence fence,

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Speaker 1: There is Johnny Cash in some prison film. I was

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Speaker 1: going to start singing sweet loads, sing loaves, sweet Chariot.

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Speaker 4: Well, how about this daycare worker. This has happened overseas.

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Speaker 4: They were feeling so overwhelmed they want to go home early,

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Speaker 4: so she gave all the toddlers laxatives.

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Speaker 1: Goodness.

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Speaker 4: The police department said they were contacted by multiple parents

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Speaker 4: who said their children had been given a chewable laxative

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Speaker 4: then this is all on your watch. My mother was

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Speaker 4: want to give you laxatives? Bot treatments were? It's a

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Speaker 1: The kids still get worms, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I think they do that sort of that combantro and stuff.

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Speaker 6: This is before compat, but with all the torch and nighttime.

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Speaker 1: And nighttime and then later on. That's right.

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Speaker 4: Well, I remember getting little squares of chocolate, and it's

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Speaker 1: We didn't have that.

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Speaker 4: So if I was off the laxatives, yes please, I'd

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Speaker 1: Watch her here. She'd bring the enemal with.

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Speaker 4: It, she'd with her with her and then after a

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Speaker 4: just leave it on the back of the bathroom door

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Speaker 4: to taunt him. Three visits.

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Speaker 1: Did I never get rid of it? I would have

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Speaker 1: got rid of it? Maybe, isn't it? He maybe like.

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Speaker 4: Coming five dollars in the Christmas card? Will do, thanks

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Speaker 4: very much. You don't need that.

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Speaker 1: Married at First Sight did they do that? No?

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Speaker 6: No, there was a siren on Married at First Sight

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Speaker 6: last night, and not one of the brides.

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Speaker 1: But we'll talk about that next. On goldm jam Nation.

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Speaker 6: Gold Jonesy demanded, driving you home with jam Nation Married

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Speaker 6: at First last Site last night.

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Speaker 1: I know you don't watch it.

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Speaker 4: You came to watch it under sufferance, but really love it.

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Speaker 6: I watch it, so you don't have to watch it

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Speaker 6: high drama. A fire alarm went off last night. Coincidentally,

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Speaker 6: while that alarm was going off, the camera zoomed in

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Speaker 6: on bride Jear's bosoms.

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Speaker 1: At the same time, Cyrus, So are you hearing this?

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Speaker 1: And then you're straight on there? What is that?

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Speaker 4: Did the cameraman think I'll get a free I don't know. Well,

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Speaker 4: everyone's looking away, I'll zoom in.

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Speaker 1: I think they should have used this sad effect.

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Speaker 4: Isn't that? What you use is the bosomta to measure

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Speaker 4: how many bosoms there are in the show.

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Speaker 6: Gia not only has a very impressive set, she also

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Speaker 6: is a mother of a child, but she doesn't want

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Speaker 6: the groom to know about that.

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Speaker 1: As she so maternally.

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Speaker 4: Put it, who the hell told him I had a kid?

456
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Speaker 6: So away from the sirens and Gea's chest. The other

457
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Speaker 6: controversy is wedding guests. This is the bombshell news from

458
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Speaker 6: marredith First site or Math's Funny which is an Instagram site.

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Speaker 6: Wedding guests are wearing IFBs. That is an internal earpiece

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Speaker 6: that they use on television. When you're watching Carl and

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Speaker 6: Sarah on the Telly, They've.

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Speaker 4: Got produces can talk to them, so that not the

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Speaker 4: brides and grooms, but the wedding guests.

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Speaker 1: The wedding guests are being.

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Speaker 4: Fed stuff to buy the producers.

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Speaker 6: And you know what I feel, there's a bit of

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Speaker 6: creens in this. Do you remember at GA's wedding, old mate,

468
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Speaker 6: this guy Hello, Hello, so many syllables for those you remember,

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Speaker 6: he came out of nowhere with this, do you have

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Speaker 6: any children?

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Speaker 4: Well, so he's asking the groom that to see. So

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Speaker 4: he'd only know that the non children was an issue.

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Speaker 1: Exactly if the producer had told him how the.

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Speaker 6: Producer's feeding him the lines wow. So maybe when he said.

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Speaker 1: This hello, hello.

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Speaker 6: Because there's a bit of a trouble when you first

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Speaker 6: get an IFB, because the producer will say something, Okay,

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Speaker 6: now go to the news.

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Speaker 4: I think he was testing with it was working sometimes.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'll go to the news. I'll throw to Carl

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Speaker 6: and Sarah.

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Speaker 1: You're not supposed to talk out loud when they're talking

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Speaker 1: to you in the eye.

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Speaker 4: It's it's a real skill.

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Speaker 1: That's a real skill.

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Speaker 4: It sounds that you have gone early with the conspiracy theory.

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Speaker 4: And guess what, it's a perfect day to do it.

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Speaker 4: Today is tin hat Tuesday.

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Speaker 1: Now we're not doing this again, are we?

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Speaker 4: Yes, We're only going to do it as a one off.

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Speaker 4: We've been flooded with people's conspiracy theories we've had.

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Speaker 1: I can't.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to get Jenna to tell us how many

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Speaker 4: hits we've had on our socials, people wanting to share

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Speaker 4: their conspiracy theories and people wanting to call us with

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Speaker 4: new ones. So guess what this is? Got my tube

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Speaker 4: of our foil?

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Speaker 1: I'm not again?

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Speaker 4: What kind of hat do you want?

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Speaker 5: This?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 4: I make like a pirate hat out of tinfoil. This

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Speaker 4: time it kept the negative thoughts away last time, didn't it.

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Speaker 4: I've got three hats to make and I don't have long.

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Speaker 1: To do it. You wear a lot of hats, so

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Speaker 1: old lady. So that's coming up on Gold.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

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Speaker 14: I won't now about the miracle of recording Josie and Amanda.

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Speaker 8: Don't be an Amanda.

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Speaker 5: Those are two great needs.

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Speaker 1: I'm not a scatter. That's the chemistry between them.

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Speaker 4: But how much of let's real find your own business

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Speaker 4: and shut your pie home.

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Speaker 6: I wish you were with I thought we'd seen in

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Speaker 6: the back of tin hat Tuesday.

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Speaker 4: Well it was a one off last week. Tin hat

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Speaker 4: s Tuesday. Lots of people have conspiracy theories. I've been

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Speaker 4: watching people on TikTok and things host conspiracy parties where

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00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 4: you had to dress up appropriately and have a PowerPoint

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Speaker 4: presentation to sell your conspiracy out. I thought, what a

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Speaker 4: great idea, So we had tin hat Tuesday last week.

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Speaker 4: I made us all tin hats in here, and we

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Speaker 4: heard some incredible conspiracies. I'm making hats once again. Have

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Speaker 4: a look at this shape. I'm gonna take my headphones

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Speaker 4: off right here. What do you think of this kind

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Speaker 4: of robin Hood kind of arrangement or is it better

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Speaker 4: Captain and commander style.

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Speaker 1: Of its sideway our master and the commander.

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Speaker 4: But then now headphones wouldn't fit on at my signal.

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Speaker 4: Unleish the madness. So we're going to be asking you

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Speaker 4: for your conspiracy theories. Lots of people have conspiracy do this.

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Speaker 6: I just fill in the Joe Rogan world that we

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Speaker 6: live in. We should be responsible.

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Speaker 1: Broadcast Sorry, never mind, that's coming up. Also, as I said.

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Speaker 4: Last week, all the tenets of our society, the politicians,

536
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Speaker 4: the big tech bros, the billionaires, the royal family, the Giant.

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Speaker 4: The biggest conspiracy of all time has turned out to

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Speaker 4: be true.

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Speaker 1: So give us your conspiracies. Pedo, lizard eating widows, and

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Speaker 1: there the pizzas. So bring it up. Let's do it

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Speaker 1: fair enough. That's coming up on Gold.

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Speaker 6: It's Jonesy demands jam Nation, jams Gold.

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Speaker 1: It's Jones Demander driving you home with jam Nation. It's

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Speaker 1: tin hat Tuesday. Do you believe in that the world

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Speaker 1: is flat? I don't know. Here we go again. We've

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Speaker 1: got our tin hats on.

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Speaker 4: I think people said last time I looked like I

548
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Speaker 4: was having my foils done at work. This time I've

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Speaker 4: fashioned it into like a soldier, like a Robin Hood

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Speaker 4: style hat.

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Speaker 1: What are you thinking? Well, someone's being robbed.

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Speaker 4: Look pretty good, right, what you've turned your sideways?

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Speaker 1: The Sea Captain, it looked.

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Speaker 4: More like a housemaid.

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Speaker 1: But their foil. It'll keep our good.

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Speaker 4: Thoughts in and stop the universe's madness coming in.

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Speaker 1: I'm my brain is going to overheat.

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Speaker 4: Well, look, we've had so much response to tin hat Tuesday,

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Speaker 4: and I'm not making this up. We had over five

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Speaker 4: million views across our socials and all the conspiracy theories

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Speaker 4: people have been there from last week, from last week,

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Speaker 4: so we thought we'd do it again. Actually, if you're

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Speaker 4: wondering how this went down last week, put your foil

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Speaker 4: on and have a sneak peek.

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Speaker 5: I have always believed that Lady Die is still alive

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Speaker 5: and is in a nursing home somewhere in France.

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Speaker 3: My biggest conspiracy theories is there's not three hundred and

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Speaker 3: sixty five days in.

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Speaker 11: I was obsessed with Michael Jackson as a child, and

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Speaker 11: I genuinely believe that transition of what that's not the

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Speaker 11: real Michael Jackson.

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Speaker 4: That's the caliber of what we're looking for here, that's

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Speaker 4: what we're after. We had a stack of these on

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Speaker 4: our socials. Can I read you some of this mus

575
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Speaker 4: from Greg another outlet trying to make us truth tellers

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00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 4: look like nut jobs because they're all corrupt.

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Speaker 1: And now let's read on this one's from me. You

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Speaker 1: know he's talking about us, He's talking about us about

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Speaker 1: this one. Mate.

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Speaker 4: If you think there's a conspiracy theory, try working out

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Speaker 4: how a bus that comfortably sits two people each side

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Speaker 4: with an aisle down the middle, making that space significant

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Speaker 4: larger than a cab in a car still fits on

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Speaker 4: a standard.

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Speaker 1: Road because a bus.

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Speaker 4: True, a bus is the same width as a car,

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Speaker 4: and it's one seat console seat in a bus to

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Speaker 4: a breast with a giant aisle, because.

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Speaker 1: A bus is built like a bus.

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Speaker 6: There's a certain standard for vehicles in Australia, so a

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00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 6: bus is as wide as a semi trailer and a

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Speaker 6: car is narrower than a bus.

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Speaker 4: But not much if you're behind a bus in traffic,

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Speaker 4: not much. How about this one? It says from Ashy,

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Speaker 4: I'm a flat earther girl, but I also find the

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Speaker 4: panda theory fascinating.

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Speaker 1: They don't exist.

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Speaker 4: Panda theory is a conspiracy that the existence of pandas

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Speaker 4: is a hoax.

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Speaker 1: Why Brendon? And I don't know?

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Speaker 4: What about this from Bruce that the mark to fill

602
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 4: up laundry detergent is purposely higher than it should be,

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Speaker 4: so you buy.

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Speaker 6: That sounds legit. It's like the rinse and repeat. Then

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Speaker 6: you don't need to rinse and repeat. And this is

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Speaker 6: the dishwatch of people.

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Speaker 1: Don't point at me. People do this as well.

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Speaker 6: They say I don't rinse the plate, so you don't,

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Speaker 6: and then there's all junk on it, and you know

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Speaker 6: why because then you use another dishwation what they.

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Speaker 4: Say, and it needs something to grab onto. That's why

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Speaker 4: you have to keep the muck on it.

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Speaker 1: Where did they buy you?

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Speaker 6: What about you get it with big finish?

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Speaker 4: You tell me? How about this from Doug Avril Levigne

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Speaker 4: died and was replaced by a clone called Melissa. I

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00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 4: like the specifics. There's a couple more that the Kardashian

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Speaker 4: sisters keep their brother Chubby so they can use his

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Speaker 4: fat for their injections Fat Rob and Dave. I really

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Speaker 4: like this one. Bigfoot is actually just naturally blurry. That's

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Speaker 4: why there are no good photos.

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Speaker 1: That too sounds legit, well right, Get your tin hat fit.

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Speaker 4: In a bus, get your tin hats on and join us.

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Speaker 6: It's tin hat Tuesday. We'd love to hear from you.

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Speaker 6: Thirteen fifty five twenty two. That's our number on Gold

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Speaker 6: Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Listen to the podcast whenever you want with the free

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Speaker 2: iHeart app.

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Speaker 6: Gold Jonesy Demanda driving you home with jam Nation and Yes,

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Speaker 6: backed by popular demand.

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Speaker 4: Five million people.

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Speaker 1: Can't be wrong, tin hatchea. Do you believe in that

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Speaker 1: the world is flat?

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Speaker 10: I don't know.

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Speaker 13: Edge always has been always we'll say stuff that other

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Speaker 13: people aren't brave enough to say, you know, our panda's real.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Bigfoot was actually naturally blurry, which is why the photos

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Speaker 4: are always blue.

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Speaker 6: The loudry detergent people, I think they're in goots with

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Speaker 6: the washing machine people and the dishwasher people.

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Speaker 1: I'll say that James has joined us.

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Speaker 4: Hello, James, have you got your hat on?

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Speaker 1: I've got my hat on over to you.

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Speaker 4: What's your conspiracy theory?

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Speaker 8: Okay?

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Speaker 7: So have you ever heard the pigeons are actually by robots?

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Speaker 4: I've never heard that. Who to what end?

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Speaker 8: And the reasoning is, have you ever seen a baby pigeon?

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Speaker 7: Why?

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Speaker 4: Who would make the robots?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 4: To whose advantage is it?

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Speaker 8: I'm getting the government?

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Speaker 1: Well, when you answer it so thoroughly, how do you

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Speaker 1: explain pigeon poop?

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00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:41,600
Speaker 3: Then?

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Speaker 1: Is that some sort of coolant leak or something like that?

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 8: James friend? And I don't make the technology made.

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Speaker 1: Here to report it? Thank you mate, very nice, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: James collect is with us. Hello, Collete, get your hat on?

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Speaker 9: Is it on in my hat?

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Speaker 11: And our conspiracy is that the toothbrushes are made long

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Speaker 11: so you use more toothpaste. And if you look at

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Speaker 11: other toothbrushes, like electric ones, they don't have as bigger

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Speaker 11: heads on them.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but then why wouldn't Why would they need less

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Speaker 4: toothpaste than the other normal ones?

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Speaker 11: Exactly because you don't need that much toothpaste, But they

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Speaker 11: make the brush longer so you have to use more

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Speaker 11: of it.

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Speaker 4: But then why don't they do that for the electric ones?

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Speaker 4: Probably because the round ones have to spin over each tooth,

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Speaker 4: don't they.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I just don't thinking.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 11: I can't answer that. But the longer the brush.

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Speaker 4: The more you use true true colet.

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Speaker 1: The longer the brush, the more you thank you. Colle Well,

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Speaker 1: you know you look at the Osmond family, they yeah,

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Speaker 1: they started all this thank you. Or the Corby's, remember

683
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Speaker 1: Mercedes Corby's a throwback. Well she had well just you know,

684
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Speaker 1: everyone remembers Mercedes Corby. She had quite set.

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Speaker 4: When she went through all of that toothpaste.

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Speaker 1: Barley, you're gonna apple through a tennis racket?

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Speaker 4: And hello, if you're listening, Marcus Choice, Hello, Mark, what's

688
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 4: your conspiracy theory?

689
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: Pop your hat on?

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00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 7: So I haven't got my hat, but I have pulled

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Speaker 7: over to the side of the road under a spot

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Speaker 7: where power lines crossover. My theory is, you noticed that

693
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:22,760
Speaker 7: KFC chickens eleven secret herds and spices are kept really,

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Speaker 7: really secret, and that the recipe came out around in

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Speaker 7: the early nineteen fifties, about the same time that the

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Speaker 7: Roswell spaceship crashed. So my theory is is that the

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Speaker 7: eleven secret herds and spices are actually the skin covering

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Speaker 7: off the spaceship which allowed it to travel faster than

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Speaker 7: the speed of light.

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Speaker 4: Wow, you've taken a couple of extraneous things and munched

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Speaker 4: them together.

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Speaker 1: Skin covering from the space ship.

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Speaker 4: So not from aliens, the skin covering from space ships.

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Speaker 7: Yes, yes, yeah, So it's like a paint on their

705
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Speaker 7: side of the ship that lets us slip through space

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Speaker 7: faster than speed.

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Speaker 4: Yet, that's a pretty tasty paint, isn't That's why food

708
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Speaker 4: can slip through your elementary canal so quickly.

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Speaker 1: That sounds fat and legitimate.

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Speaker 4: That sounds so real. Okay, But I mean, yeah, here

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Speaker 4: we go, come and put the music on.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to continue to Yes? I am.

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Speaker 4: There's more people who want to share their conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 1: And I'm happy to hear them.

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Speaker 6: Join us thirteen fifty five, twenty two on Gold jam

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Speaker 6: Nation Gold. It's Jonesy demand of driving you home for

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Speaker 6: jam Nation. Can't fight the moonlight. That's not a conspiracy,

718
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 6: it's just a song. But it is tinhat Tuesday?

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Speaker 1: Do you believe in that the world is flat?

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: We've had some beauties today. Everyone seems to want to

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Speaker 4: share a conspiracy theory, and we're happy to hear them.

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Speaker 1: Pigeons aren't real. That's so well my wants.

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Speaker 4: Today's pigeons are robots, we heard.

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Speaker 1: Because the reasoning is we've never seen a baby pigeon.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't think we've ever seen a baby seagull either.

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Speaker 6: I've seen baby seagulls, many of them, and they're bigger

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Speaker 6: than the normal seagull.

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Speaker 1: That's the weird thing about baby seagulls.

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Speaker 4: Okay, but what about baby pa Do you have a theory?

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Speaker 1: I haven't had a baby pigeon. Join us.

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Speaker 6: Monica has joined us on thirteen fifty two.

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Speaker 8: Hello Monica, OHI hell, are you guys very well?

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Speaker 6: I just realized, Monica, I don't have my tin hat

735
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Speaker 6: or where's it gone?

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Speaker 1: It's the city. Put it on put it on, Monica,

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Speaker 1: have you got yours on?

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Speaker 12: Oh, I live in a double bricks like building, So

739
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Speaker 12: I'm fine with that.

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Speaker 1: You're safe.

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Speaker 4: You're safe, all right.

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Speaker 12: So here's one boyer. I'm even concerned. I don't even

743
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Speaker 12: worry about saying it. So I've always thought Trump was

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Speaker 12: behind one to eleven.

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Speaker 4: And why would he have wanted that?

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Speaker 12: Well, I had a felt like back when I was

747
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Speaker 12: looking in just watching the odd doco here and there,

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Speaker 12: say fifteen years ago, there was I've seen something on

749
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Speaker 12: one of the docos to do that Giuliani Steinder clause

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Speaker 12: they cut. I think it was within about two months

751
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Speaker 12: prior to do with that. If ever, there b Trump

752
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Speaker 12: rule that so many millions or billions went to the

753
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Speaker 12: AID to fight again like terror back then, and that

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Speaker 12: in that at that point in time, Trump were all

755
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Speaker 12: being that if ever they like whereas they were a

756
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Speaker 12: style mate when it came back to their election things

757
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Speaker 12: like or something along those lines. I believe that that's

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Speaker 12: what it meant, but not without the thought of Trump

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Speaker 12: being in power sort of way. And then yeah, like

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Speaker 12: he had for he had front road to the whole thing.

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Speaker 12: He was like in just yeah, there's so much for

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Speaker 12: me to go into I could be sitting here and

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Speaker 12: the whole thingment with you.

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Speaker 6: He did, He did say at the time. Now I've

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Speaker 6: got the tourlest building in New York.

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Speaker 4: It's a lot of trouble to go to for that flamboy.

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Speaker 1: That seems to be a lot. There's been you know,

768
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Speaker 1: the mafia when.

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Speaker 6: They built that, when they built the Twin Towns twin Towers,

770
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Speaker 6: they used a lot of watered down concrete, a very

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Speaker 6: sandy mix of concrete.

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Speaker 4: That was just to save money, not as a conspiracy.

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Speaker 4: So there's a whole who knows. Thank you, Monica, there's

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Speaker 4: no judgment.

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Speaker 6: Hello Andrews, We've we've disguised your name and your address.

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Speaker 1: Andrew, Hello, Hello, pop your hat on?

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Speaker 4: What have you got for us?

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Speaker 3: I'm wearing my tin hat. Mine relates to COVID We

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Speaker 3: all fondly remember in some cultures where they float people

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Speaker 3: down rivers after their past sad occasion. The people go

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Speaker 3: back to nature. And now there's a new strain of

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Speaker 3: COVID affecting fish.

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Speaker 4: Oh, cod fish, because they got it from the dead

784
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Speaker 4: COVID bodies.

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Speaker 10: They do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and are we eating the fish?

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Speaker 3: We're eating the fish.

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Speaker 6: The fish, John West, mate, you might want to reject

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Speaker 6: some of those ones.

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Speaker 4: Are we getting COVID from the fish? Andrew? Andrew's been taken?

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Speaker 6: And Andrew, you save press is everything? Okay, Andrew's big

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Speaker 6: big fish got you.

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Speaker 3: It's okay, I've made it.

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Speaker 1: Starting to get worried. Okay, Andrew, we'll put that down.

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Speaker 6: Because you go to the Ganges over there in India,

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Speaker 6: and you know they do everything at that river. Yes,

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Speaker 6: I wouldn't swim in that for love or money. No,

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Speaker 6: they burn the bodies, they wash the bombs, they do everything.

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't eat fish from there either.

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Speaker 6: Hello, I don't think there's many species of fish in

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Speaker 6: the Ganges.

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Speaker 1: Quietly, hello, Ben, pop your hat on?

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Speaker 4: What have you got for us?

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Speaker 10: My conspiracy is that everything is getting faster, so like

805
00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 10: space and time, everything is speeding up. So like why

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00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 10: you remember your childhood summers to be so long and

807
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 10: whereas now the years just seem to kind of go

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00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 10: by really really quick, is because everything is speeding up.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to bring science into conspiracies, but is

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00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 4: there some sort of science equation that's backing this up?

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Speaker 10: If there is, I haven't ticked it out, but yeah,

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00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 10: I figure it's built into your watch too, So it's

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00:37:02,960 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 10: just the way we keep time is slowly just getting

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Speaker 10: faster and faster and faster. So us actually keeping time

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Speaker 10: is it's always speeding up.

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Speaker 4: Like I said, we're slowly speeding up.

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Speaker 6: But here we are on tin haat Schuesday, it feels

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Speaker 6: like time has dragged forever.

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Speaker 1: Ben, thank you, We love all of this. Please thank you.

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Speaker 4: Let us know your conspiracy theories. You can contact us anytime.

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Speaker 6: In the meantime, let's talk about the icy Olympics. That

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Speaker 6: sanction we can actually say that. And there's some fun

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Speaker 6: facts about former Olympics in the past, former Olympics games

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Speaker 6: or yeah games, what do you call them? Events that

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Speaker 6: have been removed over history. They're quite fascinating. We'll have

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Speaker 6: that for you next on Goal.

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Speaker 1: Jam Nation Gold. It's Jonesy Demanda driving you home with

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Speaker 1: jam Nation.

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Speaker 6: I love watching the icy Olympics over in the Italy

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Speaker 6: mag of the Pizza.

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Speaker 1: I watch the sport that big slaler me.

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Speaker 6: You've been watching that, watching the fellas go down that hill.

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Speaker 6: One hundred and forty two K's on skis.

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Speaker 4: Spoke to Stephen Bradbury. Was it yesterday and the idea

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Speaker 4: that the Winter Olympics, every event pretty much apart from

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Speaker 4: curling that you watch can kill you.

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Speaker 1: Yep.

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Speaker 6: And when Lindsay Vonn the American downhill st scare, came unstuck,

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Speaker 6: they brought the helicopter in and they put her in

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Speaker 6: the little gurney thing and lifted her up into the sky.

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Speaker 1: But they but they put it. Why are making me laugh?

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Speaker 1: It's terrible. I really felt for her.

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Speaker 6: Of course, they pumped up the music so they could

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Speaker 6: to drag out the screams from poor old Lindsay.

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Speaker 4: That's sport.

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Speaker 6: I was just reading this story courtesy of lad Bible,

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Speaker 6: which is a side to follow on Instagram. These are

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Speaker 6: some events that were happening in nineteen hundred that are

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Speaker 6: no longer around anymore. In the Icy no that the

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Speaker 6: Icy Olympics. At the Summer Olympics nineteen hundred, Pigeon shooting

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Speaker 6: really live pigeon shooting was removed from the Olympics due

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Speaker 6: to the immense cruelty and gruesome nature wherever three hundred

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Speaker 6: birds were killed, leaving the field covered in blood and feathers.

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Speaker 6: Oh really nineteen hundred again, hot air ballooning. It only

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Speaker 6: featured once at the nineteen hundred Powis Games and was

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Speaker 6: removed because the lack a sport, lacked athletic demand, Like, really,

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Speaker 6: you know a bunch of middle aged age people go

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Speaker 6: out there with a wine basket of wine and cheese basket.

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Speaker 4: And is it how fih you go or how high

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Speaker 4: you go?

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Speaker 1: No, there was just pretty much nineteen hundred. They didn't

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Speaker 1: have much going on back then, so someone got ooh

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Speaker 1: you win gold. Pretty much had polio hot air balloons.

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Speaker 4: If you could put your iron lung into a hot

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Speaker 4: air balloon.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Nineteen hundred again the obstacle coursed swimming race. What

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Speaker 1: were the obstacles, Well, it was pretty much.

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Speaker 6: Swimming was a new thing. It was and it was

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Speaker 6: part of several niche swimming disciplines. There was underwater swimming

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Speaker 6: and plunging.

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Speaker 4: Underwater swimming bb how long you can hold your breath?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and plunging they would be cheer from marreative first

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Speaker 6: sight with that neckline from last night.

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Speaker 4: Now that'd be all those guys who like to do

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Speaker 4: their ice water. There was their cold water plunging.

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Speaker 6: Ice ice barts are around now. People to still do

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Speaker 6: the most. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I remember my husband was he when he when he

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Speaker 4: was living in England year and years ago, and he

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Speaker 4: was a kid, he was a Kiwi. But when he

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Speaker 4: was two they moved to England for a period of time.

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Speaker 4: He was in a pre Olympic swimming club and his

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Speaker 4: coach had been in the Olympics, so that would have

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Speaker 4: been the eighteen hundreds. And when she went in to

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Speaker 4: train was cheating, so pretty much you turn up and

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Speaker 4: have a gun.

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Speaker 1: Didn't he train with the Germans. They used to put

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Speaker 1: air up the backside.

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Speaker 4: They didn't train with them. That's what they were accused

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Speaker 4: of doing in the events that they put air with

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Speaker 4: a bicycle pump in the backside so that their bodies

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Speaker 4: were higher in the water, so when they bend her

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Speaker 4: over the blocks, you'd lose your hat.

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Speaker 1: Tray. You're wondering, I've made those noises myself.

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Speaker 6: Nineteen hundred to nineteen twenty. The Tug of war, that

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Speaker 6: was a thing.

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Speaker 1: I hate. Tug of war. I hated the tug of war.

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Speaker 1: I hated it.

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Speaker 6: The Burns suffered from inconsistent rules and had limited global participation.

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Speaker 1: In Australia, we'd rock in the in the Tiger War.

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Speaker 6: I think the ninety twelve to ninety forty eight painting

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Speaker 6: and sculptor.

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Speaker 1: Really for speed, the ioc Rol Harris would have won that.

904
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Speaker 6: The Ioic they determined that participants were professional artists rather

905
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Speaker 6: than amateurs, so they got rid of that. And one

906
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Speaker 6: that disappeared and ran for ten years was the ski

907
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Speaker 6: Ballet from nineteen eighty eight to nineteen ninety eight.

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Speaker 1: I remember sadly the ski Ballet.

909
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:51,360
Speaker 6: I remember there were dudes on skis in Fluo Parkers

910
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Speaker 6: and they put their polls down, they do flips and si.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and yet still the synchronized swimming services.

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Speaker 1: And you remember breakdancing one hundred years from now.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well remember that we'll be looking at a rate

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Speaker 4: all be on the We'll have her on our coins.

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Speaker 1: Coming up.

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Speaker 6: We've got Instagram. It makes us return. If you would

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Speaker 6: like to play along, you can register. By the way,

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Speaker 6: if you're not in the right time zone, not meaning

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Speaker 6: that not the right time zone, but our time zone.

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Speaker 6: Jonesydamanda dot com A two thousand dollars could be yours

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Speaker 6: on gold.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast. Yeah, it's

923
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Speaker 2: in a request for them to do it again.

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Speaker 8: And Amanda mentioned.

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Speaker 1: Lay off the moonshine, Manda, it's so weak, Amanda.

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Speaker 4: Well, the Super Bowl is done and dusted yesterday. Apparently

927
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Speaker 4: there's a football game. But all the people are talking about,

928
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Speaker 4: really is how incredible that halftime performance was by Bad

929
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,040
Speaker 4: Bunny one hundred and thirty five million viewers on NBC,

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Speaker 4: the most watched halftime show ever in history of the.

931
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Speaker 1: Super A moving parts to it, that's for sure.

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Speaker 4: Oh absolutely, and such a joyous thing.

933
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Speaker 1: And Green Day didn't go on with much well no

934
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Speaker 1: political stuff.

935
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Speaker 6: Really been a political band, but they didn't really bang

936
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Speaker 6: on about it.

937
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Speaker 4: Americanos probably said enough for everybody. Here's some interesting stats

938
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Speaker 4: that you hear every time every single year. Americans consume

939
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Speaker 4: one point four to eight billion chicken wings in one day. Wow,

940
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 4: all those chickens this morning, going right wandering around. You

941
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,799
Speaker 4: can't even put your shoulder bag on. Apparently that's enough

942
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Speaker 4: wings to circle the earth multiple times or fill entire

943
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Speaker 4: football statum. All of that happened. How about this stat

944
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Speaker 4: just it's just from New York City. The New York

945
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Speaker 4: City Water says the city saw a noticeable drop in

946
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Speaker 4: water use across all five burrows during the halftime show,

947
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Speaker 4: so everything stopped No one did a wars or anything

948
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 4: during the halftime show, but there was a massive spike

949
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Speaker 4: as soon as it ended. In the fifteen minutes after

950
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Speaker 4: the performance, New York City Water said the jump in

951
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Speaker 4: usage was equivalent to over seven that I'm bad at

952
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Speaker 4: this seven six hundred toilets flushing. At the same time,

953
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Speaker 4: it's a lot of water with.

954
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Speaker 1: All those wings as well.

955
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:16,319
Speaker 4: All those wings had to go somewhere. So while that

956
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 4: incredible show with Bad Bunny was taking place.

957
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Speaker 1: Here, he is this big, joyous show.

958
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Speaker 4: At the same time, Turning Point USA, which is the

959
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Speaker 4: Charlie Kirk Organization, decided that they would stage an alternate

960
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Speaker 4: halftime show that didn't have have Spanish featured as the

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Speaker 4: primarily which is what bad Bunny you know, but he's

962
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Speaker 4: mostly he's a hugely streamed.

963
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Speaker 1: First Americans don't speak Spanish.

964
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Speaker 4: Over four hundred and forty million of them do. But

965
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Speaker 4: he also at the Grammys just last week won the

966
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Speaker 4: Best Record of the Year, which is a Spanish speaking record.

967
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Speaker 4: But his outspoken support for Ice for the you know.

968
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Speaker 1: No, he's against us. Yes, I was going to say,

969
00:44:57,560 --> 00:44:59,000
Speaker 1: he support.

970
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:03,920
Speaker 4: For migrant rights and his antipathy for Ice made Donald

971
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 4: Trump and a whole lot of people say we want

972
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Speaker 4: an alternate, and I think we need to hear from

973
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Speaker 4: that next.

974
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Speaker 1: Yeah, were the turning point thing. We'll have that for

975
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Speaker 1: you next on Gold Jam Jam Nation Gold. It's Jonesy

976
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,000
Speaker 1: Demanda driving you home with jam Nation.

977
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Speaker 4: So we were just talking about bad Bunny in the

978
00:45:19,360 --> 00:45:22,759
Speaker 4: super Bowl halftime entertainment. It was quite incredible. The staging

979
00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:27,240
Speaker 4: alone was just amazing. And yet I saw some footage

980
00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 4: from nineteen eighty four. Do you know who was the

981
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:33,319
Speaker 4: first male pop singer to sing the national anthem at

982
00:45:33,360 --> 00:45:35,839
Speaker 4: the Super Bowl? Who? I'll tell you in a minute

983
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:37,960
Speaker 4: who it was. But it just strolled out in a jumper,

984
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 4: in a bomber jacket, a single microphone, nothing and saying horses.

985
00:45:45,239 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 6: When they get Darrel at the Melbourne Cup, looks like

986
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 6: he's come fresh out of the garden and he just

987
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:51,760
Speaker 6: gets out, does the horses?

988
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 4: Won't you just sing up there?

989
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 6: Because I swear I saw him with gardening gloves in

990
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Speaker 6: the back.

991
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 4: No, it was Barry Arry Melmore in nineteen eighty four.

992
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Speaker 4: As I said, a jumper, a bomber jacket, there was

993
00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 4: nothing fancy, but the players were pretty much standing near

994
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,200
Speaker 4: him on the field and he sort of just builded

995
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 4: this out of America.

996
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:16,800
Speaker 6: Please join recording style barrel menlo and singing our national anthem.

997
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,640
Speaker 1: Was like, Mandy doesn't.

998
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 2: All this?

999
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 1: Can you?

1000
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 4: Donald? Nothing fancy?

1001
00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: Just him? You don't want to mark this up? Did

1002
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 1: a good jobs. This is very me.

1003
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Speaker 4: Listen to what you're saying, is my boyfriend mine? See

1004
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:48,720
Speaker 4: Donald Trump would have been happy with that, surely.

1005
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:50,279
Speaker 1: Well, you know that's a it's a big deal.

1006
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 6: You were talking about Turning Point USA. This is the

1007
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 6: All American halftime show.

1008
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,759
Speaker 4: As an alternative to the super Bowl.

1009
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Speaker 6: And this was pre recorded and then they just put

1010
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Speaker 6: it on. It was a memorial to Charlie Kirk.

1011
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,000
Speaker 4: What wasn't supposed to be a memorial, was it?

1012
00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: I think it was dedicated to Charlie Kirk. The Turning

1013
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: Point that's his, that's his organization.

1014
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,520
Speaker 4: And I know that this was because a number of

1015
00:47:12,560 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 4: people were unhappy with the name with Bad Bunny having

1016
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Speaker 4: been selected. You could see people at the Super Bowl

1017
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:19,319
Speaker 4: as well, with their fingers in their ears and they

1018
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Speaker 4: had their phones watching the Turning Point version of the show.

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00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:25,640
Speaker 1: And this is how it started.

1020
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:30,480
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the turning Point USA All

1021
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:34,440
Speaker 2: American halftime Show, and this one's for.

1022
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Speaker 6: You, Charlie, right, and it goes into a sled banner.

1023
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Speaker 6: Spencer Wardale is a freelance musician. He plays He's on

1024
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Speaker 6: your Spencer. He plays with Bradley Gilbert.

1025
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Speaker 1: You know Bradley Gilbert.

1026
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:54,920
Speaker 6: Let's get to it is Reel America about being American.

1027
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: With the bree then went into Gabby Barrett.

1028
00:48:04,239 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 6: She sung about being American, but and what a voice.

1029
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 6: A bit of chicks to that, but they then on

1030
00:48:20,080 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 6: a supportive of the hole.

1031
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 4: I don't think they'd be there that for chicks.

1032
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:28,160
Speaker 6: Then Lee Brice, who talked about fishing and trucks and

1033
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:28,880
Speaker 6: being American.

1034
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 1: I just want to kiss my fish, drive my troll.

1035
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:38,080
Speaker 1: One rhyms of truck. Would you put in run a monk, Lee,

1036
00:48:39,200 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 1: drink my beer, Chicken.

1037
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:47,080
Speaker 4: That's very American, not more American than kissing your fish.

1038
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: Then the man then needs no introduction, but they gave

1039
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: you one. Kid Rock, ladies and.

1040
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:55,200
Speaker 6: Jennifer, please welcome our home kid Rock.

1041
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,239
Speaker 1: Then he said he was kid Rock.

1042
00:49:04,680 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 6: Oh you went to a cello and violin interlude.

1043
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:15,400
Speaker 1: Kid Rock performed seriously when he was ceo and violin interlude,

1044
00:49:16,239 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 1: just calm everyone down. And then he went into Rob Richie.

1045
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: Who's that? You can tell you a.

1046
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:25,239
Speaker 6: Man Rob Ridgie is Kid Rock in long Lard's Mouth

1047
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:26,760
Speaker 6: fish and he's saalked about.

1048
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: Fishing as well. He's obsessed.

1049
00:49:28,239 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 4: What do you mean long pants?

1050
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,160
Speaker 1: He was wearing long pants. It's not the same man,

1051
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:38,720
Speaker 1: kid Rock. Kid Rock is Rob Richie.

1052
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,839
Speaker 4: But he did he say I'm kid Rock as if

1053
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:47,840
Speaker 4: he heard before and came didn't right, It's like Miley

1054
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,520
Speaker 4: Cyrus Hannah Montana exactly.

1055
00:49:52,120 --> 00:49:53,919
Speaker 1: Then he went into a bit of he went into

1056
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:55,279
Speaker 1: the Bible. He went and he did a bit of

1057
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,040
Speaker 1: Jesus stuff.

1058
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:59,680
Speaker 6: There's a book that's sitting in your house somewhere that

1059
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:01,440
Speaker 6: could huse some dust and off.

1060
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:06,239
Speaker 1: Here is a man who died for all our sins.

1061
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:10,240
Speaker 1: Hang hands from the cross. It's so lot catchy.

1062
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 6: And then there were some final words from Charlie Kirk

1063
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:16,160
Speaker 6: which kind of sounded like the teas and Sees at

1064
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 6: the end of a commercial.

1065
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,399
Speaker 14: I want to honor God and all that I do.

1066
00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,240
Speaker 14: I want to be a great husband, a great father.

1067
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,240
Speaker 14: I want to serve this country. I want to try

1068
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,880
Speaker 14: to continue to lead this movement and to speak truth

1069
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:31,240
Speaker 14: than to never lie. But then beyond that, it's getting married,

1070
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:34,160
Speaker 14: having children, building families kids. I am almost worthing. My

1071
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:36,040
Speaker 14: wife and my kids in my relationship have gotten top

1072
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 14: three things. Farm is some conditions of life for you, your

1073
00:50:39,280 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 14: family and this beautiful nation right on.

1074
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 4: Well, one hundred and thirty five million people watched Bad

1075
00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 4: Bunny and about five million people tuned in for that.

1076
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:48,280
Speaker 7: What really?

1077
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:56,879
Speaker 1: But then again it was no billy idol, just waiting

1078
00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:00,919
Speaker 1: for some pop And that's isn't that for? We're all

1079
00:51:00,960 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 1: just waiting for some power.

1080
00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 6: Instagram is coming up, and my speech for my daughter's

1081
00:51:07,280 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 6: wedding is coming along beautifully thanks to you.

1082
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,320
Speaker 1: That's coming up on God Gold.

1083
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,919
Speaker 6: It's Jonesy Demands, Jane Nation driving you home. My daughter

1084
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 6: is getting married, it's a it's a big deal. I've

1085
00:51:19,640 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 6: my old son got married, and that's a nice thing

1086
00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 6: in the world.

1087
00:51:22,520 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 1: Have married at first sight. When you see kids getting.

1088
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:29,840
Speaker 6: Married these days, it's nice that they find lovely partners.

1089
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 6: My son married. I love my daughter in law, she's fantastic.

1090
00:51:33,120 --> 00:51:35,839
Speaker 6: I've got a little grandson now. Now my daughter's getting married,

1091
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 6: and that's a different kettle of fish as well.

1092
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 4: Is it different because it's the daughter there.

1093
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,759
Speaker 1: I think there's a there's a you don't say, it's

1094
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:42,240
Speaker 1: just different.

1095
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,839
Speaker 4: The family of the bride, it's always different. And you're

1096
00:51:44,880 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 4: sort of organizing.

1097
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 6: Any dad with kids, sons and daughters, Well that's for this.

1098
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:56,880
Speaker 4: But I think it's still the case that the bride

1099
00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,800
Speaker 4: organizes more. So that's there's more going on in your household.

1100
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:03,000
Speaker 4: And I reckon probably in Michael's household right now.

1101
00:52:03,719 --> 00:52:06,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, definitely, yeah, definitely.

1102
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 4: Is everyone under control?

1103
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 1: Everything says all you have to.

1104
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 4: Do is the speech, the father of the bride's speech.

1105
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,760
Speaker 1: I'm just doing little things and father.

1106
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 4: Bride speech, which interestingly you don't have to do much,

1107
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,600
Speaker 4: but you've chosen to outsource this in us for.

1108
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 6: Our No idea is a bad one. I started with

1109
00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 6: I want to thank you all for coming.

1110
00:52:23,680 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 4: I thought maybe something like a lot of you have

1111
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:26,879
Speaker 4: come a long way. Thank you.

1112
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Speaker 6: And then people when we were doing the fast five

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Speaker 6: a couple of hours ago, they had their suggestions.

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Speaker 9: Thank goodness.

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Speaker 5: She got another's look formally welcome the family, something about

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00:52:38,880 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 5: the bride looking the best you ever looked.

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Speaker 8: When you are in an argument with my daughter, where

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00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:45,359
Speaker 8: you think you're right. You know you're always wrong.

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Speaker 9: Yes, you do have my permission to marry my daughter.

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Speaker 11: I have no idea I do it, sold I have

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Speaker 11: no idea.

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Speaker 1: Do it yourself.

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Speaker 4: Beautiful words that I think will sound beautiful.

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Speaker 1: That's almost as good as the one that Jemi Rae

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Speaker 1: gave us. I said, what yeh, Sue has just said?

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Speaker 1: We have five adult daughters.

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Speaker 6: Hubby's favorite is she's your problem now, so I'd have

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Speaker 6: to fit that in and we can take some more

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Speaker 6: of these.

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Speaker 1: If you would like to join us on the socials

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Speaker 1: for the end of the show, what do you think

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00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 1: let's do it. We'll do that. Instagram's coming up as well.

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Speaker 6: Would you like to play two thousand dollars thirteen fifty

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00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 6: five twenty two on Gold?

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00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 2: You can see a whole lot more of Jonesy and

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00:53:20,719 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 2: Demanda on our socials. Follow us on Instagram and Facebook.

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Speaker 6: Gold it's Jonesy Demanda driving you home for jam Nation

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Speaker 6: with Oasis.

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00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 2: That's money, extra cash any Jonesy and Amanda's here.

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00:53:33,560 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 6: It is ten questions sixty seconds on the clock. You

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00:53:35,960 --> 00:53:38,080
Speaker 6: could pass if you don't know an answer, We'll come

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00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 6: back to that question. If time permits get all the

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00:53:40,719 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 6: questions right, one thousand dollars.

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00:53:42,800 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 4: You can make it two thousand dollars by answering a

1145
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:46,839
Speaker 4: bonus question, but it is double or nothing.

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Speaker 1: Would be great if it happened.

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00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:49,760
Speaker 4: What if it happens for Marie?

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00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,960
Speaker 1: Right here, right now? Marie and pasco Vale, Hello, Marie,

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00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:55,640
Speaker 1: good day. How are we both very well?

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00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:58,320
Speaker 6: You sound a bit trepidous, Marie.

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00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 5: When I listen to this, I think I'm going to

1152
00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:03,760
Speaker 5: kill it, and then I stumble.

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00:54:03,920 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 7: So we'll see, Maurice.

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00:54:05,040 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 4: Question number one is explain the nature of trepidus Jones

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Speaker 4: words scrabble Today.

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Speaker 1: I'm just broadening Marie's.

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Speaker 4: Marie, Let's see what we can do. We'd love to

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00:54:16,960 --> 00:54:19,080
Speaker 4: give this money away. We have ten questions. We have

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00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,359
Speaker 4: sixty seconds. So if you're not sure, do say past,

1160
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 4: because if you get it wrong, it's all over. Okay, yep, Marie,

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00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 4: strap that brain in because here we go. He comes

1162
00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:32,960
Speaker 4: to question number one, how many seconds are in a minute?

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00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 4: Question two? Luigi is a character in which video game

1164
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:41,160
Speaker 4: Ario Brothers. Question three, what color are Smurf's.

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00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 6: Blue?

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00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:48,759
Speaker 4: Question four? In poker, which card holds the highest value?

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00:54:48,840 --> 00:54:57,160
Speaker 4: Question five? Hollywood is found in which US State question six.

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00:54:57,280 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 4: What color is associated with the Liberal Party?

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00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: That's blue, it's not greedy.

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Speaker 4: I don't mention the Marie. You were so methodical, Marie,

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Speaker 4: what was the word? Not tris in any way? Oh,

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Speaker 4: thank you, thank.

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Speaker 1: You, thank you for being part of it. But man,

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Speaker 1: I thought you've got to do it. You're on your way,

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00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,360
Speaker 1: well on your way. Unlike my wedding speech.

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Speaker 4: Well that's on the way. We're using our audience as

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Speaker 4: your AI. You've asked them to contribute.

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Speaker 1: I've got you know, it looks like a disparate list

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Speaker 1: of suggestions. Well, I'm going to for cliches for my

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00:55:42,719 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 1: wedding speech for my daughter.

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Speaker 4: Well, they've been coming in. We'll give you the latest

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00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:48,440
Speaker 4: ones that have come in, and I think you should

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00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:51,120
Speaker 4: read it as as they were given to you.

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Speaker 1: This flow, and maybe you could play the role of MC.

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00:55:56,080 --> 00:55:59,799
Speaker 1: I'd love it. Boy, shut up? Use what how am

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00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 1: I going so far? So charming? That's coming up?

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Speaker 6: On gold jam Nation, gold chonesy demands jam nation, Taylor Hawkins?

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Speaker 1: How good was he on the offbeat on the drums?

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Speaker 4: There?

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Speaker 1: How good should be a day? Taylor Hawkins day? Foo Fighters?

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Speaker 1: There times like these?

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Speaker 4: Are you gearing up for the speech.

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00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,000
Speaker 1: You sounded sheding into the I want to make a

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Speaker 1: good speech.

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Speaker 4: When my daughter is getting married. So your daughter's wedding

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Speaker 4: father of the bride speech, it's a big deal. It's

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00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 4: a big deal one that you should be handling on.

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Speaker 6: Your son's wedding. You were there and will make a speech.

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Speaker 6: I did make a speech. And the problem was at

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Speaker 6: the time the Matilda's were in the wood cup fire.

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Speaker 1: So that was bad.

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00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 4: That's right where everyone was watching their phones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I knew, and you got big cheers realizing

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Speaker 1: afterwards nothing to.

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Speaker 6: Do with the other problem with who my son and

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Speaker 6: his wife's wedding was. It wasn't a formal speech situation,

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Speaker 6: you know. There wasn't like a lectern or a stage

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Speaker 6: or anything. It was sort of like we're just there

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Speaker 6: with the.

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Speaker 1: Microphone and this time. So that's I'll.

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Speaker 6: Say this to people that make speeches, and I've seen

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Speaker 6: a lot of people do this. They win the crowd,

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Speaker 6: they're behind a lect turn and they win the crowd.

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Speaker 6: But then there's always one guy that goes, you know,

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Speaker 6: I'm not really good with microphones and gets off the microphone,

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Speaker 6: and instantly you've lost the crowd.

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Speaker 1: You're going to work that much, you're going to spin

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Speaker 1: because people can't hear what you're saying. So this guy

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00:57:22,880 --> 00:57:23,720
Speaker 1: in particularly, he was.

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Speaker 6: Doing a eulogy at a friend of mine's funeral and

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00:57:26,520 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 6: he started so well, and I'm just up the back

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Speaker 6: watching him, and he said.

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Speaker 1: I'm not good with microphone. So he goes over here.

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Speaker 6: Thus he's left his notes on the left, turn right,

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Speaker 6: so he goes off peace and.

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Speaker 1: Then he freewieled it and then does it worse and worse.

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Speaker 1: And I started thinking, man, this thing's going to go.

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Speaker 1: It's going nowhere. So that that's a very important part

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Speaker 1: of the speech. So this particular speir, I'm doing speech.

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Speaker 1: You have yourself.

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Speaker 6: It's a formal one and I will lecture myself. But

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Speaker 6: thanks to you.

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Speaker 4: Thanks to all of us. I mean, talk about you

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Speaker 4: telling you how to make a speech. You've asked us

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Speaker 4: to write it.

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00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: We're all pals here. Let's spit ball the speech.

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Speaker 4: Here's a couple of more ideas that have come through

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Speaker 4: you from Jenny. I've prepared a hilarious wedding speech. My

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00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:13,720
Speaker 4: wife is making me read this one instead.

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Speaker 1: That's not bad.

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Speaker 6: That was the other problem with my son and my

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00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 6: daughter in law's wedding. My wife was standing next to

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Speaker 6: me and while I was.

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00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: Doing it, she goes, this isn't funny.

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Speaker 6: So she's saying in my ear so that that didn't

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00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 6: help either.

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Speaker 4: Will she be doing that this?

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00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:30,640
Speaker 1: No? No, I'll send outside, go and ever smoke.

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00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 4: This one's from Tanya. Your engagement has been your warranty period.

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00:58:35,120 --> 00:58:38,760
Speaker 4: The warranty is over, no returns or refunds. Okay, that's

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00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 4: old schoolers, if you're owning the bride.

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00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,080
Speaker 1: So let's put it all together.

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00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 4: So we've had a whole lot of suggestions throughout the show,

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00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:48,640
Speaker 4: stand up and deliver it. Can I be MC?

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00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 1: I can't adjust my microphone? Were you going to be

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00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 1: the MC? What's this going to cop speak?

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Speaker 4: I us get back from the duney?

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Speaker 1: Okay, father, the father of the bride.

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00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:05,160
Speaker 4: Actually, I'm stealing your thunder because this is how you're

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Speaker 4: going to do it.

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00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:09,000
Speaker 1: Has a couple of little words he like to say.

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00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 1: He says, don't wander off mike because you lose them. Okay,

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00:59:13,280 --> 00:59:17,600
Speaker 1: you're teen. Thank you, sir John. You is it funny?

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00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 1: Thank you, sir John. I wonder to thank you all

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Speaker 1: for coming a lot of you have come a long way.

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00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:31,800
Speaker 1: That was my line. Thank goodness she got her mother's looks.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Jones Klan. I've never seen you look

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Speaker 1: more beautiful when you think you're right.

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Speaker 4: You're always wrong now that you ought to say that

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Speaker 4: to your son in law.

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Speaker 6: Even when you think you're right. But two people gave

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00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 6: you me that. Yes, you do have a mission to

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00:59:49,400 --> 00:59:55,280
Speaker 6: marry my daughter. She's your problem now. Yep, I'm prepared,

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00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:58,479
Speaker 6: prepared hilarious wedding speech. But my wife who was making

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00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:01,640
Speaker 6: me read this one instead? Your engagement has been your

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01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:04,240
Speaker 6: wordy period worried is haveing no returns to refunds.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you've read it beautifully.

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01:00:07,160 --> 01:00:09,640
Speaker 4: Okay, let's get back to the dancing.

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01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:17,680
Speaker 1: Everybody nut bush, everybody nuts. That's enough. Maybe I should

1280
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Speaker 1: go chat GTP.

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01:00:18,880 --> 01:00:20,640
Speaker 4: Maybe you should or do what that other caller said

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01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 4: and just do it yourself. I don't know, do it yourself.

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01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:27,480
Speaker 12: I have no idea how it so.

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01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:30,800
Speaker 1: If he speaks for all of us, Brendan, we will

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01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 1: be back again tomorrow. TikTok Tucker tomorrow. Oh yes, of course,

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01:00:34,640 --> 01:00:38,240
Speaker 1: good day to he Well, thank god that's over.

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Speaker 2: Catch up on the Jonesy and Demanda Podcast. Download the free.

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