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Speaker 1: My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen

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Speaker 1: live on the Free Hard.

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Speaker 2: Unless you said something pretty wild, yes, say let's let's

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Speaker 2: hear it back.

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Speaker 3: First, there was no more toilet paper left in the house,

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Speaker 3: so I woke up for my morning toilet run and

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Speaker 3: there was nothing to sort it out.

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Speaker 4: How do you do with that? Yeah? Paper towel?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 4: What else can you do? Straight to the shower? I

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Speaker 4: think papertown's better than straight to the shower. Disagree the debate?

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Speaker 2: By the way, thirteen one and six five, you better

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Speaker 2: to go straight to the shower or use something else

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Speaker 2: if you caught on the john, yeah, thirteen one o

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Speaker 2: six five. If you'd like to join the debate.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I man it. Sure. If you're a

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Speaker 4: shower person, we want to hear from you. But I

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Speaker 4: would also just.

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Speaker 1: Love to hear what you used instead of toilet paper.

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Speaker 1: So again, everyone listening, you're lying if you haven't been

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Speaker 1: in this situation.

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Speaker 4: We've all been there.

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Speaker 1: But I'm just curious as to the next I think

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Speaker 1: that's where you know you're either a winner or a loser.

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Speaker 4: What did you do?

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Speaker 1: Analyst's let's go back to your example, but if you've

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Speaker 1: done it, by the way, thirteen one oh sixty five.

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Speaker 4: That's the number.

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Speaker 1: Now analyt what was running through your head, like what

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Speaker 1: options did you come up with?

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Speaker 3: So luckily for me, I had actually already noticed that

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Speaker 3: there was no toilet paper before going to the toilet,

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Speaker 3: so I was quite fortunate that I wasn't left to,

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Speaker 3: you know, fend for myself and do the movie dash

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Speaker 3: around the house. Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: When you live with your brother? Of course yes, of course.

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Speaker 3: Of course he was at work, so it was fine.

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Speaker 3: It would just be me broke anyway. Nonetheless, I had

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Speaker 3: to quickly think about what I was going to do,

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Speaker 3: and the immediate glaring option was paper towel, which is

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Speaker 3: essentially toilet paper, just thicker, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: The more I think about it, I don't think papertail

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Speaker 1: is too bad. Why would you so against paper towel?

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Speaker 5: Will?

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Speaker 2: I'm not against it. I just think that that the

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Speaker 2: shower option is great, Like it's just there's no harm,

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Speaker 2: no foul.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I'd like to argue that because if you're getting

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Speaker 3: in the shower, I mean, I don't know how mess

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Speaker 3: Sorry I'm going to be gross, but I don't know

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Speaker 3: how mess you get again, but like that could.

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Speaker 4: How does your wife feel about that? Like it's good

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Speaker 4: for you. In the shower, he goes down the drain.

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Speaker 3: And they're using bar soape that's communal.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not.

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Speaker 1: I'm not using bar so there looks like a wookie

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Speaker 1: in there after yourself.

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Speaker 4: Now I'm not.

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Speaker 1: Using it gets where Sometimes there's not a shower. So

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Speaker 1: a friend of mine, I'm going to try and keep

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Speaker 1: this as clean as possible. But now I love KFC.

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Speaker 1: I think everyone loves KFC. But he look, he had

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Speaker 1: a singer, he had a zinger burger, and we were

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Speaker 1: walking on the way to the football and he finishes

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Speaker 1: his singer and look nature course and he was in trouble.

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Speaker 1: So he ran behind an apartment block and just things

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Speaker 1: had to move. And everyone knows where I'm going there,

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Speaker 1: but he's looking around, going.

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Speaker 6: What am I gonna? What am I going to do here?

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Speaker 6: He used the zinger wrapper. Linda's called singer.

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Speaker 1: On the ringer, Linda, what did you what did you

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Speaker 1: use instead of toilet paper?

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Speaker 5: I used cotton balls?

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Speaker 4: And so were you dabbing or wiping?

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Speaker 5: I was dabbling? Was that?

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Speaker 7: A friends she had no chi paper, so I rade

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Speaker 7: it through her cabin and I'm like a cotton balls.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, any balls? How many balls did you go through? Linda?

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Speaker 5: I went through a few because I've also got a

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Speaker 5: piecing down there, so I have to be careful when

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Speaker 5: I dadda.

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Speaker 2: Got a piercing in the inns.

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Speaker 7: Yes, I.

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Speaker 1: Is that that would cause wiping for you must just

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Speaker 1: be treacherous every time, Linda.

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Speaker 6: Oh, well, you gonna be careful.

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Speaker 5: You don't get it get it all I can imagine.

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Speaker 4: I can imagine as well.

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Speaker 2: That would really Teddy? Who's called Teddy? Where'd you go?

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Speaker 2: Your boss used something strange?

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Speaker 7: Yes, So my boss took us niffew a few years

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Speaker 7: ago to see the Christmas lights and there was a

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Speaker 7: public toilet down the road, so he took took it

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Speaker 7: this year there and yeah, he need to take a

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Speaker 7: number two. So my boss is a bit of a

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Speaker 7: gambler and always keeps losing TB tickets in his pocket.

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Speaker 7: And yeah, I just got to use what you gotta use.

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Speaker 4: You go there, you go, you're coming.

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Speaker 7: Do you think he wasn't a loser after all?

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Speaker 1: I guess let's go to balending now, Blinda, what did

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Speaker 1: you use instead of toilet paper.

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Speaker 5: My name through the yellow pages.

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Speaker 4: At me yellow pages, then threw them at you.

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Speaker 5: She did ask the toilet paper, she said, haven't got

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Speaker 5: none news? This through the yellow pages, look at me

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Speaker 5: through the door.

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Speaker 1: Do you think, given that she liked school, given that

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Speaker 1: she had got none, given that she so quickly thought

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Speaker 1: of her, were you the first one to use that

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Speaker 1: yellow pages?

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Speaker 4: Or were there a few pages ripped out already?

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Speaker 5: Ball I think there are a few pages already ripped down.

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Speaker 2: It sounds it really does sound like, and it's like

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Speaker 2: she had it ready to go to routine, and it

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Speaker 2: sounds like a bit of an old school play, doesn't it.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that, maybe that's just what it was back in

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Speaker 2: the day, because it was because theyellow yellow Pages for

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Speaker 2: tal You get yellow Pages delivered for free every year.

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Speaker 4: You've probably got a year of TP in there, don't you.

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Speaker 2: And it's that really thin paper.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, bloody hell. We could be honest saying here, maybe

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Speaker 4: that was a thing.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that was a thing back in the day, just

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Speaker 2: if you didn't have TP, used the the yellow pages.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, which which which literally not using no one's calling

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Speaker 1: the teas, Let's use the tea.

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Speaker 4: It's got to make you crazy. You could look up

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Speaker 4: the number in a book. Totally wild mad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we used to make a lot of prank calls

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Speaker 1: from yellow Pages dot com.

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Speaker 4: A lot of old people. Uh mick, what did you

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Speaker 4: use instead of toilet paper?

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Speaker 5: Good mc taylor from Gelong dear of a travel Australia

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Speaker 5: A lot over and it's always it's always goodbye socks

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Speaker 5: or jobs mate.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty simple, Yeah, it is is what's first?

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Speaker 4: If you socks? Mate, you got you know, so you go,

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Speaker 4: you go.

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Speaker 1: You go left, left sock first, you get through that,

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Speaker 1: you're still more, you go the right sock.

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Speaker 5: Depends that big a knife you got on your guest

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Speaker 5: to cut your sock?

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Speaker 4: Oh you sorry, so you've always got a knife on you?

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Speaker 4: That's pretty wild. You cut the top of the sock off.

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Speaker 5: Depends what part of the country in you generally do.

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Speaker 2: So rather than sacrificing the whole sock, you get to

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Speaker 2: keep that sprat And then do you.

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Speaker 5: Also, mate, sometimes Johnny loose one that is very clear.

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Speaker 1: So then well you also like cut a bit of

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Speaker 1: your jock set so they turned into like an arseless check.

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Speaker 5: Well, it depends what depends where you're eted the night

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Speaker 5: before the copper. You know, it depends where you're beating

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Speaker 5: for dinner, but not before mate, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: It Meke, good question for you here.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you're hearing that yellow pages thing

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Speaker 2: that we were saying before.

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Speaker 4: Was it yellow pages back in the day? Was that

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Speaker 4: the status quo?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 5: The Bible was the standard go to back in more day?

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Speaker 4: Mate, Let's go to Sarah.

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Speaker 1: Why didn't you go back to me Sarah thirteen when

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Speaker 1: I was six 'folve bring his out, bring Sarah, I.

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Speaker 5: Use the insert of my bra, the pudding of my bra.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's genius.

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Speaker 4: Both both caps.

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Speaker 5: Yes, both caps on.

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Speaker 6: We have small booms.

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Speaker 4: Good to know.

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Speaker 2: Well, we're getting everything out of everyround today, all right,

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Speaker 2: Thanks Sarah,