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We are staying tonight in 0:02:43.680 --> 0:02:47.160 till Womba and then tomorrow live for the big live 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:50.880 pub show in heldon at the Criteria in Hotel which 0:02:50.880 --> 0:02:53.800 has kind of become I guess Australia's most famous pub. 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:55.280 Yeah, definitely at the moment. 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:57.520 Yeah, because of the last couple of weeks has been renovated. 0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:59.320 Thank you for ready for everyone who's been working so 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:01.480 hard up there over the last couple of weeks. A 0:03:01.480 --> 0:03:03.440 lot of them given their time for free as well. 0:03:03.680 --> 0:03:05.880 In fact, Pete's into and Pete is up there live 0:03:05.960 --> 0:03:07.280 right now. Pete, you're there on. 0:03:07.280 --> 0:03:09.720 You the Criteria. Good morning guys. 0:03:09.760 --> 0:03:12.680 I have arrived and it is a big day ahead, 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:14.240 but obviously travel day. 0:03:14.040 --> 0:03:14.840 For you guys. 0:03:15.160 --> 0:03:17.880 But then on site here a lot of things are 0:03:17.880 --> 0:03:21.160 happening ready for the outside broadcast tomorrow when Nolsey takes 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:24.960 over the town and gets ready for his performance. But 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:27.480 I guess I've got a few things. I'm calling them 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:30.160 the hallidin headlines of things you need to know that 0:03:30.200 --> 0:03:33.320 are going on around the place here this morning, most 0:03:33.400 --> 0:03:36.160 importantly is a last minute a little bit of a 0:03:36.200 --> 0:03:39.320 curve ball today because we're still under renovation, but we 0:03:39.360 --> 0:03:43.080 actually have a funeral taking place later on this morning. 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:45.600 It's not that dog, is it. 0:03:45.880 --> 0:03:49.160 No, it's fine. I've seen digger. 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:54.520 It is unfortunately one of one of the beautiful. So 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:57.840 we are in full swing of setup. But then also 0:03:58.960 --> 0:04:01.120 sol I'm trying to get ready for the outside broadcast. 0:04:01.200 --> 0:04:02.680 We'll have a funeral in the middle there. 0:04:03.400 --> 0:04:05.400 There's gonna be a lot going on here this morning, 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:06.240 which I'm really excited. 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:07.320 So I've arrived and. 0:04:07.760 --> 0:04:10.200 The people that are she's sending somebody off that are 0:04:10.240 --> 0:04:12.880 actually overcoming a loss. And then but it's still a 0:04:12.920 --> 0:04:15.360 building site there today, it. 0:04:15.360 --> 0:04:17.960 Is still a building side at the moment, there is 0:04:18.200 --> 0:04:20.120 the blinds, the brain people are. 0:04:20.120 --> 0:04:22.000 You sat next to someone who's having a meeting at 0:04:22.000 --> 0:04:22.920 five past six year. 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:25.720 Isn't it just live on the air? 0:04:25.760 --> 0:04:25.960 Here? 0:04:26.040 --> 0:04:27.320 Christy was saying, if you guys. 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:28.640 Are she's coming from the world of TV. 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:30.960 We're talking about the elite portables. We've got a new 0:04:30.960 --> 0:04:33.200 setup as well, so we're in the middle of full setup, 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:35.919 live radio and some bits and bobs. 0:04:35.960 --> 0:04:37.120 Morning girls. Thanks for your time. 0:04:37.600 --> 0:04:39.600 Now, Pete, the one thing I sent you up thet 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:41.400 sort out was the red carpet and the scissors. 0:04:41.400 --> 0:04:42.200 How have you got on with that? 0:04:42.240 --> 0:04:45.080 Because obviously I want the publicans Gary and Tracy the 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:46.800 reason why we're going up the tomorrow sort of big 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:48.839 unvowl and so right in the middle of the show 0:04:48.880 --> 0:04:52.160 eight o'clock, I want them to walk down the red 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:55.719 carpet into their own pub that we give back to. 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.680 Yes, they have great news. We definitely have red carpet. 0:04:59.880 --> 0:05:02.760 Not so great news for the business is I've over 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:05.680 ordered the red carpet and we now have enough red 0:05:05.680 --> 0:05:08.040 carpet that can pretty much take up the main drag 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:10.039 of Helladen. 0:05:11.520 --> 0:05:13.920 Or this is the line and we set a world 0:05:13.960 --> 0:05:15.880 record for the world's longest red carpet. 0:05:16.680 --> 0:05:18.600 I'm gonna be honest with you, I think we can 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:19.200 do that. 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:21.200 How many meters if you got four or five? 0:05:21.440 --> 0:05:23.719 Like, well, I just ordered a ten meter one. 0:05:23.840 --> 0:05:25.760 But it looks like it's a runway. 0:05:26.640 --> 0:05:30.520 That is a runway there. That is a lot in itself. 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:34.200 But the reality is there's about five of those roles, 0:05:34.200 --> 0:05:36.200 so that's kind of there's multiple. 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:39.159 I'll tell you what we do. 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:41.440 Then at the towards the end to my show, let's 0:05:41.480 --> 0:05:43.680 give away to five listens. What do you need some 0:05:43.720 --> 0:05:48.360 red carpet for? It shouldn't be just some VIP and showbies. Everybody. 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:51.640 Everybody should have the joy of walking along a red carpet. 0:05:51.800 --> 0:05:53.640 You might have a birthday party the next couple of 0:05:53.680 --> 0:05:57.280 weeks on the first day at work rolled red carpet 0:05:58.880 --> 0:06:01.840 or cast seven it's you're leaving work and rolled out 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:03.160 your own. 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:05.920 Exit red carpet. Either way, let's use that red carpet 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:06.680 too soon. 0:06:07.640 --> 0:06:10.840 Christian O'Connell show podcast, Do. 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:14.200 You guys always have certain things that whether you're going 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:17.080 away for one night or a week or two, they 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:19.760 are your essentials. Whether it's come for items, but you 0:06:19.960 --> 0:06:22.880 have to pat them. My alarm clock goes wherever I go. 0:06:23.320 --> 0:06:27.080 That's wow, crazy I can't trust real. 0:06:27.160 --> 0:06:29.640 I can't trust to womba to wake me up tomorrow morning. 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:33.240 I don't know what to wombans do to wake up 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:36.920 at four twelve am. So I literally turned it off 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:38.840 this morning and packed it in my bag. 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:41.360 And my wife just my wife just went in the darkness. 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:48.000 Wow, Like, get a load of this guy. Okay, productivity 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:51.279 hat guy, Why didn't you jump on diary CEO and 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:52.240 tell everyone. 0:06:51.880 --> 0:06:54.280 About your head it? Literally it was all a very 0:06:54.280 --> 0:06:55.000 slick operation. 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:56.040 Just use your phone. 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:56.680 No, I can't. 0:06:56.720 --> 0:06:58.360 I never use my phone as the alarm. 0:06:59.400 --> 0:06:59.600 No. 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:03.279 No, I don't trust the Apple corporation. They're trying to 0:07:03.280 --> 0:07:06.280 gradually shut us down and raise the machines. 0:07:06.600 --> 0:07:07.640 Not on my watch. 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:08.680 Think you can. 0:07:08.800 --> 0:07:11.640 Charles or something, he packs everything, including his bed when 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:11.960 he goes. 0:07:12.000 --> 0:07:13.800 How do you even know that? Again, these are just 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:15.680 things that people. 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:17.120 Make up about the royal family. 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:18.360 A million different things. 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:20.000 Maybe so did you work with him? 0:07:20.000 --> 0:07:21.120 He's well known for it. 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:23.640 He's very famous, well known for packing his bed. 0:07:23.960 --> 0:07:25.920 Maybe it's a British thing, Patsy. Maybe they just bring 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:28.160 everything that's right, everything. 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:28.840 You're right in another bang? 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:29.560 Is my bed? 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:32.840 I dismountled it whilst my wife was sleeping. 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:36.160 A love clock's crazy now it's eight because that that 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:39.960 thing's just dependable a phone no no, no, no no, 0:07:39.960 --> 0:07:43.360 no shut down or do an update or anything like that. 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:45.400 Put it this way, I've never missed a start of 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:47.720 the radio show in twenty eight years. You'ven't eve been 0:07:47.720 --> 0:07:49.640 doing this a year. It's too early to say you 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:50.480 will miss a show. 0:07:50.880 --> 0:07:54.120 Yeah, but I'm not going to guarantee it's showing to 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:56.040 Woomba because I don't. 0:07:55.720 --> 0:07:57.680 You know what, because your boy here is going to 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:00.120 be tappy tap tap, I'm going to be tapp tap 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:05.960 thumbes tappy tap tap because no, no, no, no, no no, 0:08:06.000 --> 0:08:10.040 not that it's an atomic clock tans heavy. It's it's 0:08:10.080 --> 0:08:12.880 atomic so it speaks to the world's clock. 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:14.360 You don't know what atomic means. 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:15.280 I do. 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:18.000 It means it speaks to the atoms that contained in 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:19.040 the world's clock. 0:08:19.600 --> 0:08:20.160 Does your I. 0:08:20.200 --> 0:08:21.480 Phone doesn't seund all right? 0:08:21.560 --> 0:08:24.960 Now google it. It's what NASA uses. No, no, no, 0:08:25.760 --> 0:08:28.480 look it up. It's a special NASA clock. Because you 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:30.920 ever seen them trying to wake up astronauts. 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:32.880 No, I haven't, because they've got. 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:35.679 My atomic clock. And also, do you know what I 0:08:35.760 --> 0:08:37.520 like about it on the front. On the front of 0:08:37.559 --> 0:08:43.600 this alarm clock, it has a giant aerial like an antennae, 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:47.040 And just seeing that brings me comfort because I'm thinking 0:08:47.120 --> 0:08:51.199 inside is all the atoms that make that visual happen 0:08:51.719 --> 0:08:58.840 right now? Even in that suitcase, it's it's speaking to 0:08:58.920 --> 0:08:59.800 the world's clock. 0:08:59.880 --> 0:09:03.599 Are you even allowed to take such advanced to tell 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:04.000 you what. 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:06.119 The pilot will probably speak as well to find out 0:09:06.160 --> 0:09:08.319 what the right time is to take off today as well. 0:09:08.839 --> 0:09:11.319 You are sorry, I will retract from my skepticism that 0:09:11.359 --> 0:09:13.480 you do know what the atomic alarm clock is. 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:16.240 That is what it does, exactly what it does. 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:19.640 It's never ever let me down. So what do you 0:09:19.679 --> 0:09:20.960 take with you or those certain things to you? 0:09:21.040 --> 0:09:21.719 The other ones arm? 0:09:21.719 --> 0:09:24.199 I have to take my sharpie pens, even though when 0:09:24.199 --> 0:09:26.200 when you're going away for two days, I'm taking seven 0:09:26.239 --> 0:09:28.840 with me. I've got backups of backups of backups. I 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:31.679 can't be looking around for my sharpie fine near pens. 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:35.400 Wait, so you're two essentials for traveling, an atomic NASSA 0:09:35.479 --> 0:09:37.600 alarm clock and sharpie pens. 0:09:38.000 --> 0:09:40.520 I'm going to England. I'm going to England for eight days. 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.679 Right on Saturday, Guests how many sharply pens I'm going 0:09:43.679 --> 0:09:45.280 even though I'm seeing family and friends with a couple 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:45.639 of meetings. 0:09:46.199 --> 0:09:48.800 Ten ten, I've got a whole new ten pack. 0:09:48.920 --> 0:09:50.999 You never know when creativity's going to strive. 0:09:51.479 --> 0:09:53.679 There in the sky with my atomic clock, and I 0:09:53.800 --> 0:09:55.960 need some pens as well. Perhapsy what do you always 0:09:55.959 --> 0:09:57.040 take with you when you go away? 0:09:57.400 --> 0:10:00.959 I'm pretty I'm very minimalist nowadays. I never used to be. 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:01.639 No, I am. 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:04.000 I really am even down to like, you know, my 0:10:04.079 --> 0:10:07.160 toilet bag. I've got my minis and don't use them 0:10:07.160 --> 0:10:08.800 when I'm at home. I've got my mini shap and 0:10:08.839 --> 0:10:10.199 poos and everything. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:12.959 That's very well organized. I have to otherwise you collect 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:14.800 them when you start hotels. My wife does that. 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:16.639 Yeah, of course I do. Yeah, clean them. 0:10:16.760 --> 0:10:17.439 She would just. 0:10:17.479 --> 0:10:18.240 Empty the place. 0:10:18.439 --> 0:10:20.400 Yes, I'm like, we don't need alf that stuff. It's 0:10:20.479 --> 0:10:23.960 not good enough for like one watch hands going on 0:10:24.000 --> 0:10:25.080 the whole legend the shower. 0:10:25.319 --> 0:10:25.880 I'll take this. 0:10:26.640 --> 0:10:28.679 We ran out of toothpaste at home the other day, 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:32.719 but I had one of the tiny like one squeeze. 0:10:32.839 --> 0:10:34.520 It's the right to do a couple of back mollers. 0:10:34.640 --> 0:10:37.280 Yes, And I said to the family, you will have 0:10:37.359 --> 0:10:39.559 a go at me when I'm at the hotel pinching 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:41.480 all this stuff. But I've saved the day with my 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:42.520 mini toothpaste. 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:46.479 Don't worry, I've got half a millimeter one grown of toothpaste. 0:10:47.239 --> 0:10:50.079 Christian Connell Show podcast. 0:10:50.040 --> 0:10:52.280 Good morning to Carl Smith. Christian. 0:10:52.319 --> 0:10:55.119 I never go anywhere without my AeroPress, my coffee making 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:59.559 coffee grinder. Anytime I go through security, my bag gets 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:02.639 to vert to tell oh, the side funnel of shame. Yes, 0:11:03.479 --> 0:11:06.200 it's like a game show. Why do you feel so 0:11:06.359 --> 0:11:09.280 superior when the best but is when they tease you 0:11:09.719 --> 0:11:12.640 and they pause it. And there are always crossroads in life. 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:14.160 You know which way you're going to go. You're gonna 0:11:14.199 --> 0:11:16.999 go down that little side sort of funnel of shame 0:11:17.439 --> 0:11:19.000 where they open up and. 0:11:19.199 --> 0:11:21.439 All right, lead to a sprite. 0:11:21.959 --> 0:11:27.999 You don't read the signs, thicky. There's always someone who's 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:34.760 got like nine liters of a fizzy drink and they go, well, sorry, 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:36.439 and it's always an elderly cup on this stuff. 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:39.839 I told you to checklcome I didn't check. 0:11:41.359 --> 0:11:43.240 The security guard always asks this is your bag? And 0:11:43.239 --> 0:11:45.880 I just want it's a coffee grinder. It's become my 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:50.319 travel ritual Christ and I always travel with my calculator. 0:11:51.239 --> 0:11:51.479 Huh. 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:54.360 I mean what do you need a calculator for? 0:11:54.599 --> 0:11:57.559 And especially it must be an advanced calculator because the 0:11:57.599 --> 0:11:58.760 phones have a calculator. 0:11:59.640 --> 0:12:03.160 What are you adding up? What are you adding up? Yeah, 0:12:03.439 --> 0:12:07.640 don't tell me that you don't trust foreigners in the tills. Listen, Pommy, 0:12:08.760 --> 0:12:11.080 you're in London and you're doing your own mouth for 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:14.160 the bill. I didn't have the waters challenging for that 0:12:14.239 --> 0:12:18.000 minus this stre inflation. Why please tell me why are 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:20.199 you traveling with your calculator? 0:12:20.479 --> 0:12:20.679 Now? 0:12:20.719 --> 0:12:24.199 I just want to say an early happy birthday to Pats. 0:12:24.199 --> 0:12:25.759 Oh, thank you tomorrow. 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:27.559 I know it's your birthday, Pats. Now she got a 0:12:27.599 --> 0:12:29.880 big couple of days. You've got your birthday tomorrow. Your 0:12:29.959 --> 0:12:32.839 daughter turns fifteen on Sunday. You and your daughter then 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:33.920 days apart for birthday. 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:36.960 Yeah, my birthday's actually Saturday. But that's okay. We're a 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:40.800 day apart. She was nearly born on my birthday. Oh woy, 0:12:40.839 --> 0:12:42.920 i'me on Saturday. She's on Sunday. 0:12:43.079 --> 0:12:44.640 Wow, twenty four hours apart. 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:45.000 I know. 0:12:45.120 --> 0:12:46.879 And you know it's funny because the same thing happened 0:12:46.880 --> 0:12:48.839 with my husband and his mum, and as you know, 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:52.800 it was a big, big sort of job getting ordered. 0:12:52.839 --> 0:12:54.520 It was five years in the making. And I almost 0:12:54.520 --> 0:12:56.319 feel like and she wasn't here to see her born, 0:12:56.359 --> 0:12:58.920 and I almost feel like it was divine intervention that 0:12:59.359 --> 0:13:02.040 she was also born like Chris, a day after me, 0:13:02.239 --> 0:13:04.559 like they were. I think she had something to do. Yeah, 0:13:04.599 --> 0:13:07.719 so she's fifteen this year. Can you believe it's insane? 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:09.800 It's gone too to tell me about. 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:12.160 So you had your birthday and the next day you 0:13:12.280 --> 0:13:13.160 gave bus. Yes. 0:13:13.439 --> 0:13:15.800 Yeah, she was actually due on my dad's birthday, which 0:13:15.839 --> 0:13:18.840 is August sixth, and then she was way early, so 0:13:18.920 --> 0:13:22.240 she ended up nearly being born on my thirty ninth birthday. 0:13:22.599 --> 0:13:23.959 Best birthday present ever? 0:13:24.199 --> 0:13:26.880 Oh bad? That's fantastic. And so what are you going 0:13:26.959 --> 0:13:28.280 to be doing for your birthday? 0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:29.879 Because I know what he's got her day and she's 0:13:29.880 --> 0:13:31.319 gone out with her mates and go and shove them. 0:13:31.479 --> 0:13:32.600 How are you going to celebrate your book? 0:13:32.599 --> 0:13:34.559 We will go out for dinner. We haven't actually got 0:13:34.599 --> 0:13:37.360 any concrete plans yet, but I would like to go 0:13:37.359 --> 0:13:39.280 out for dinner or a lunch, maybe to a winery 0:13:39.400 --> 0:13:40.760 or something like that might be nice. 0:13:41.479 --> 0:13:44.920 If Chris hasn't got something for you. Start trying to 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:46.920 book something now to be right. 0:13:46.839 --> 0:13:48.560 On a Thursday, two days before. 0:13:49.120 --> 0:13:51.879 Hey, are you doing? You're dealing with the mafioso Pats. 0:13:52.839 --> 0:13:55.000 I will definitely get in someone. 0:13:54.719 --> 0:13:58.439 I've been booking it in his own name. Sorry rookie mistake. 0:13:58.160 --> 0:14:03.960 Here, Christian O'Connell Show Gone Podcast, Christian. 0:14:04.000 --> 0:14:08.199 I won't travel anywhere without my chiropractic pillow. I'm twenty four. 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:14.280 I travel with a little inflatable pillow when I do 0:14:14.319 --> 0:14:17.000 a long haul flight so my cocksic doesn't get sore. 0:14:18.040 --> 0:14:19.200 I blow it up on the floor. 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:22.240 That was such a I've got a twenty two hour 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:25.280 flight on Saturday back to the UK, and you're as 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:28.280 soon as I land. I'm in agony with that lower back. Yes, 0:14:28.680 --> 0:14:30.440 how does it work a lumber support? 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:32.440 No, it's just like a little flat pillar that you 0:14:32.520 --> 0:14:33.320 put under your bum. 0:14:33.400 --> 0:14:36.320 It's more for my my bum than my back because 0:14:36.359 --> 0:14:38.840 like the little bone on my so sore. 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:40.920 Sound it for too long? 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:42.800 Yeah, and you just it inflates itself and then it 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:44.800 deflates into pretty much like paper thin. 0:14:45.359 --> 0:14:47.720 And I've noticed as well you are, even though we're 0:14:47.760 --> 0:14:49.999 just you're just flying away. We've got like a two 0:14:50.000 --> 0:14:52.080 hour flight whatever it is after show today to Brisbane. 0:14:52.120 --> 0:14:53.040 You've got a neck pillow. 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:55.600 I will not go anywhere. 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:58.760 With Seriously, you do that, even to Sydney, which is 0:14:58.800 --> 0:15:00.239 like well fifty minutes. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:03.639 From Melvin my carboakes c R B E A U 0:15:03.840 --> 0:15:06.639 neck pillar. I cannot recommend it enough. Hold your neck 0:15:06.680 --> 0:15:07.520 perfectly in place. 0:15:08.880 --> 0:15:11.600 The rest of us are laughing at you. 0:15:12.320 --> 0:15:15.960 I judge guys that do that. You're judging the toddler 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:17.200 that can't hold their own head up. 0:15:17.640 --> 0:15:19.120 You can't. I go to sleep. 0:15:19.160 --> 0:15:21.440 As soon as that plane starts moving, I'm out, Like 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.240 I don't even need to be in the air. As 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:29.400 soon as it starts to like reverse movement, that. 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:33.840 Movement, I'm oh, I wish I was, Like I barely 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:34.680 make it into the air. 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:37.520 That's why you need this. Keep your neck nice and straight. 0:15:37.440 --> 0:15:40.960 Because actually mine's always a terrible angle. It's like Brodie 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:44.960 my chick. You know, it's a terrible, terrible angle, and 0:15:46.479 --> 0:15:49.119 it's an agony when I when I when I land, 0:15:49.239 --> 0:15:52.120 I always need to see a chiropractice. But I can't. 0:15:52.200 --> 0:15:55.280 I've tried those. I just feel too self conscious. 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:58.360 Well, speaking of self conscious. Caitlin has the one that's 0:15:58.400 --> 0:16:01.040 the big inflatable one. 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:02.800 Whole of the world are crazy. 0:16:03.239 --> 0:16:04.560 I said to her, if you do know at some 0:16:04.560 --> 0:16:07.200 point we need to sleep together and I can't if 0:16:07.440 --> 0:16:10.720 it's hard, if you're going to like fold yourself into that. 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:15.000 What can I describe as a head head cave? Yes, caves? 0:16:15.000 --> 0:16:18.040 A head cave is the exact description. What how can 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:20.240 you possibly it looks really uncomfortable. 0:16:20.320 --> 0:16:22.520 It must work, though, otherwise why would people go through that? 0:16:23.400 --> 0:16:25.760 Because actually you can just go to sleep anyway. It's 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:28.520 not the process of the head cave. You're just tired 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:30.440 and just lie back and go to sleep. 0:16:30.600 --> 0:16:31.399 Part of he wants to. 0:16:31.359 --> 0:16:32.560 Try it head cave. 0:16:34.200 --> 0:16:35.600 Medieval torture device. 0:16:37.000 --> 0:16:38.680 Carl has come back to us, and now we're talking 0:16:38.680 --> 0:16:41.320 about why what do you always travel with? And he 0:16:41.359 --> 0:16:44.920 said he takes his own calculator. And we said, well, 0:16:44.920 --> 0:16:46.120 you know, why don't you use it on the phone. 0:16:46.120 --> 0:16:49.680 All phones have a calculator, a standard. He said, same reason, Christian, 0:16:49.680 --> 0:16:53.600 you take your own individual alarm clock. It's more accurate, 0:16:54.239 --> 0:16:57.520 more Adam, Look, my thing about taking my own atomic 0:16:57.760 --> 0:17:01.040 clock alarm clock is actually the iPhones and a lot 0:17:01.080 --> 0:17:04.119 of modern modern phones take the time from the cell 0:17:04.200 --> 0:17:08.600 towers that then are on in conversation with the atomic clock. 0:17:09.160 --> 0:17:11.200 And so I'm worried that if the phone crashes or 0:17:11.200 --> 0:17:13.680 it goes offline, it can be it could be a 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:17.840 couple of seconds out. I can't have that MILLI I 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:20.440 can't be starting the show at six oh seven. It's 0:17:20.440 --> 0:17:22.360 got to be six am. I'm good to go. It's 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:27.320 go time, okay, And so but a calculator must be maths. Yeah, 0:17:27.400 --> 0:17:30.240 let me share you know seven and seven is seven years? Sorry, 0:17:30.320 --> 0:17:30.840 small team? 0:17:31.440 --> 0:17:33.520