WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: How many pets is TOO MANY pets? 0:00:01.320 --> 0:00:05.240 A good Pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Burn. 0:00:05.600 --> 0:00:08.560 Baby your what our windows down? 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:12.559 That's my world reason the dust only good zabas all day. 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:16.400 I don't much, but yeah I'm not. 0:00:16.880 --> 0:00:18.599 I'll beget and what I want. 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:21.880 It don't matter where done. This is the Pickup. 0:00:22.400 --> 0:00:25.599 Happy harmday afternoon. Everyone, It's the pick Up with Britt 0:00:25.600 --> 0:00:26.520 Hockley and Laura Burn. 0:00:26.640 --> 0:00:30.440 Welcome to Wednesday, Laura, it's been Wednesday all day. People. 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:31.320 People have been welcomed. 0:00:31.560 --> 0:00:32.320 I haven't seen you. 0:00:32.440 --> 0:00:34.720 We should be say welcome to exiting Wednesday since it's 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:35.440 the end of the day. 0:00:35.520 --> 0:00:37.400 He was also the start of the show, so welcome 0:00:37.440 --> 0:00:40.040 to the start of the pickup. Thanks for establishing that. Hey, 0:00:40.200 --> 0:00:44.400 I had the scariest thing happened to me yesterday. If 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:48.080 you don't know how obsessed I am with my dog Delilah. 0:00:47.760 --> 0:00:49.400 I'm going to never listened to the show before. 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:52.320 You don't know anything about me. My dog Delilah is 0:00:52.520 --> 0:00:55.560 my entire life. She's an Australian shepherd. She's four years 0:00:55.600 --> 0:00:58.080 old and it's just her and I are navigating this 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:01.040 crazy life because my fiance lives on other world. Anyway, 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:03.320 I got home from work yesterday and the dog walkers 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:05.560 was like, hey, she's been a bit off today, just. 0:01:05.560 --> 0:01:06.039 Letting you know. 0:01:06.959 --> 0:01:10.360 And then within half an hour she stopped moving, like, 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:13.480 she stopped walking. I so full, it was so scary. 0:01:13.520 --> 0:01:15.600 She could not walk. She was happy, she was smiling 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:17.440 and her tail was wagging, but she couldn't walk. And 0:01:17.480 --> 0:01:19.440 then when she took a few steps, she was like 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:23.000 going sideways. I thought, oh my god, she's got a 0:01:23.040 --> 0:01:26.120 paralysis tick or something, which you know is a disaster. 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:26.760 I got her to this, and. 0:01:26.920 --> 0:01:29.199 She's also been she's had all of axes for stuff, 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:32.440 so she's had everything vaxes, so usually they're pretty effective. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:35.000 Yeah, so I got her into this emergency bet, which, like, 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:37.920 you know, God bless them. They're amazing people doing amazing things. 0:01:38.040 --> 0:01:39.480 Definitely cost me an arm and a leg, but I 0:01:39.480 --> 0:01:41.360 would I would pay any amount for. 0:01:41.360 --> 0:01:42.560 Her annual leg for her. 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:44.880 Yeah, I would pay anything for her. But they don't 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:47.160 know what's wrong with her. They basically just said, hey, like, 0:01:47.200 --> 0:01:49.840 we'll keep her for observation. It's not a tick. And 0:01:49.880 --> 0:01:51.720 then this morning she woke up and she seemed to 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:53.960 be walking again. Okay, so I don't know what is 0:01:54.000 --> 0:01:55.440 going on. I don't know if it's like she's got 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:58.920 a bulging disc or some other disease that's going on, 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:00.800 but I think it's going to be like a investigation. 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:02.880 Well didn't you say that They thought it was like 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:04.880 a slip disc, So that was kind of the feedback. 0:02:05.040 --> 0:02:07.400 They definitely didn't say that. I just sort of took that. 0:02:07.480 --> 0:02:09.160 They just said it could be a range of things, 0:02:09.240 --> 0:02:11.200 but they didn't think it was anything dire. They gave 0:02:11.240 --> 0:02:14.400 hers some like pain meds, anti inflams. They tested her. 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:16.640 They kept her in for the afternoon and they said, 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:19.080 look see how she goes over the next couple of days. 0:02:19.080 --> 0:02:21.960 But it was so scary. Porterlilah, I know, but she's 0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:24.520 she's doing better today. But it was like that horror 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:26.079 of when you're like, wow, I. 0:02:26.000 --> 0:02:27.720 Mean, you only have one pet to take care of, 0:02:27.760 --> 0:02:29.480 but now we're going to be talking about Millie Bobby 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:30.600 Brown and she's sixty. 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:31.920 Two two pets to take care of. 0:02:33.280 --> 0:02:36.760 Millie Bobby Brown is living my absolute dream. If you 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:38.960 don't know who Milly is, she's from Stranger Things and 0:02:39.000 --> 0:02:41.840 she married John bon Jovi's son. I know that that's 0:02:41.840 --> 0:02:43.480 irrelevant to the story, but I'm just trying to set 0:02:43.520 --> 0:02:44.119 their relationship. 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:46.519 His name is Jake bon Jovi. Imagine currently ever being 0:02:46.560 --> 0:02:48.080 referred to as John bon Jovi's son. 0:02:48.120 --> 0:02:49.840 Well, I don't think he does anything. I think that's 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:52.000 his thing. Is John bon Jovi's son, isn't he? I 0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:52.520 don't think so. 0:02:52.880 --> 0:02:55.320 It's got his hands full. He's busy, Well. 0:02:55.120 --> 0:02:58.720 He is busy. Billie Bobby Brown is making headlines because 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:02.320 she's come out saying she had sixty two pets. Have 0:03:02.360 --> 0:03:05.200 a listen to this. Well, I have twenty five farm animals, 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:07.840 and then I have twenty three foster dogs, and then 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:10.520 I have ten dogs in my house that are my 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:14.799 personal dogs and four cats. This is amazing, my personal dogs. 0:03:15.000 --> 0:03:15.720 It's amazing. 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:18.560 It's also like slightly insane, right, like, how do you 0:03:18.560 --> 0:03:19.600 take care of that many animals? 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:21.040 How do you take to take care of that many dogs? 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:24.040 Well, they actually live like they have a really cool life. 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:26.639 They did buy a huge farm and a huge property 0:03:26.720 --> 0:03:29.480 and they lived this duel life where she can be 0:03:29.520 --> 0:03:31.480 one of the biggest people in movies and film and 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:33.600 then she just goes away to sixty two animals on 0:03:33.600 --> 0:03:34.200 the farm and. 0:03:34.240 --> 0:03:36.800 Just it's kind of like she's a tradwife. Hybrid but 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:38.880 she's not a tradwife. She's not taking success, she's not 0:03:38.880 --> 0:03:40.720 taking care of her husband or anything. She's just taking 0:03:40.720 --> 0:03:43.240 care of the animals. I was one of those kids 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:46.880 who would always bring home, like any stray, any rescue, 0:03:47.320 --> 0:03:50.040 any animal that was in need, or like found on 0:03:50.080 --> 0:03:51.640 the side of the road. I would like, if we 0:03:51.680 --> 0:03:54.640 went on long drives or car trips and there was 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:58.000 like roadkill, like a kangaroo or a wombat, you took the. 0:03:58.040 --> 0:03:59.480 Road kill home. It seems extreme. 0:03:59.600 --> 0:04:01.880 No, I would have a tantrum in the car until 0:04:01.880 --> 0:04:03.600 my mum pulled over so we could check and see 0:04:03.600 --> 0:04:05.280 if there was a joey because I'd once watched the 0:04:05.360 --> 0:04:07.400 documentary that said you should check. 0:04:07.440 --> 0:04:09.200 So my mum would get out and she's like that 0:04:09.200 --> 0:04:12.560 one's been gone for works. It was horrible raising me 0:04:12.600 --> 0:04:13.000 as a kid. 0:04:13.080 --> 0:04:14.839 I used to I didn't bring a lot of animals home, 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:16.800 but we had a lot of weird pets as kids. 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:19.960 I remember my favorite pets were hermit crabs. Like I 0:04:19.960 --> 0:04:22.480 had a hermit crab farm, an entire farm, same same 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:24.840 and I used to get home from school and I 0:04:24.880 --> 0:04:26.719 would lay on the ground. I'd get all my hermit 0:04:26.720 --> 0:04:28.920 crabs out and I'd only wear a sports bar crop 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:33.040 top because my favorite thing to do was to put 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:34.599 them on your belly, and that's how I bonded with 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:34.839 them and the. 0:04:35.160 --> 0:04:36.360 Arab a king. 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:39.400 No. If the crabs crawl around and they tickle your belly, 0:04:39.400 --> 0:04:40.600 and also that was the only way I could be 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:42.039 close to them and not hurt them. I would let 0:04:42.080 --> 0:04:44.280 them crawl over my belly and stuff and to get 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:45.880 them to come out of their shell. Not cool. I 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.279 don't think it's nice, but I would lick them. Yeah, 0:04:48.320 --> 0:04:49.360 you put them in your mouth? 0:04:49.640 --> 0:04:51.719 Why yeah? 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:53.839 This let me show you. So if this was a 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:55.479 hermit crab, I've got a yeah. 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:55.840 Stop. 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:59.320 If this wasn't listen, I'm saying I'm not saying it's right. 0:04:59.440 --> 0:05:01.160 But I was a kid. This is how you make 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:02.080 them come out of your shelter. 0:05:02.160 --> 0:05:02.400 Play. 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:03.960 You used to put them in your mouth like this 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:06.440 and blow hot air on used to go and the 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:08.479 crabs would go eh, and then they'd come out, and 0:05:08.480 --> 0:05:09.760 then you'd put them on your belly. 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:12.120 Because they're trying to escape your breath. 0:05:12.320 --> 0:05:15.360 I said, I'm not saying it's right. In hindsight, as 0:05:15.400 --> 0:05:18.000 an adult, I know that that was the wrong thing 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:19.680 to do. But I loved my hermit grab. 0:05:19.800 --> 0:05:24.200 I grew up in a household when I turned about sixteen, 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:25.840 and my mum knew because I moved out of home 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:27.520 when I was I think like twenty twelve. 0:05:27.880 --> 0:05:29.839 You know, I was early twenty. It's super early twenties. 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:32.400 But my mom when I was like sixteen seventeen put 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:34.000 a rule in place that I wasn't allowed to bring 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:34.960 home any more pets. 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:37.040 Because it is now when I. 0:05:37.000 --> 0:05:40.040 Look back on it, it is comical. My grandfather used 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:42.320 to call it the menagerie. We'd go to a school 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:44.640 fate and I'd bring something home, or like any time 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:46.839 that we would go past the RSPC, I wouldn't be 0:05:46.880 --> 0:05:48.200 with my mom and I'd come home with a cat, 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:54.280 like I brought home dogs, cats, pigeons, chickens, rabbits, guinea pigs, rats, mice, 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:56.600 sea monkeys, fish. 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:57.000 Sea monkeys. 0:05:57.080 --> 0:05:57.960 I am invisible. 0:05:58.080 --> 0:06:00.159 No, they no sea monkeys, you like grow them. We 0:06:00.279 --> 0:06:01.960 had I look like a tamagotchi. 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:02.440 No. 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:05.480 Sea monkeys are real. They're like the US. They're like 0:06:05.520 --> 0:06:07.600 a real nineties pet. Yeah, they're kind of what are 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:10.640 they called, like sea good type of plankton. Yeah, anyway, you. 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:13.159 Just grown you had plankton. Let's just you think my 0:06:13.320 --> 0:06:16.360 hermit crab thing is weird. You had not landon was 0:06:16.360 --> 0:06:17.960 a pet, you had a fungus. 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:20.440 No, they're not. They're they're little fish. They're like tiny 0:06:20.440 --> 0:06:23.039 little they're grisy shrimp, Brian shrimp. That's it. 0:06:23.080 --> 0:06:24.400 Thanks, well, that's so much better. 0:06:25.800 --> 0:06:28.320 I also had hermit crabs as well. 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:30.720 But the problem is is so we had cats, and 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:32.719 it was the nineties, like back then people were not 0:06:32.800 --> 0:06:35.880 desexing the cats like they are today. And also like 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:38.159 my mum had a lot on She was single mum 0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:42.200 of three kids and so many animals, and our cats 0:06:42.240 --> 0:06:43.240 just kept multiplying. 0:06:43.240 --> 0:06:44.320 I know that that's terrible. 0:06:44.360 --> 0:06:46.760 And obviously I have a cat now she is de SX, 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:49.200 and like, we understand the rules, but as a seven 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:49.800 year old. 0:06:49.680 --> 0:06:51.360 I wasn't really abiding by them. I was like, ooh, 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:53.160 another litter, another litter. 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:54.240 Look at all these babies. 0:06:54.920 --> 0:06:57.320 It was actually in sanity. 0:06:57.400 --> 0:06:59.280 So I remember there being one time where we had 0:06:59.279 --> 0:07:02.880 about sixteen seventeen cats, We had ten chickens, we had 0:07:02.920 --> 0:07:06.000 a rooster on hing, we had guinea pig litter, and 0:07:06.040 --> 0:07:08.800 then we had mice. And then what happened was the 0:07:08.839 --> 0:07:11.200 back of the mice cage. It was like a board 0:07:11.560 --> 0:07:13.960 got a bit wet and the mice had gnawed through 0:07:14.200 --> 0:07:17.400 the cage and all thirty or whatever mice we had 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:19.240 had gotten out into the house and we ended up 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:21.600 with all of my pet mice living in the house. 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:23.400 And that's where my mum was like, I am done 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:24.480 with these stories. 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:28.080 Are the form of contraception. If I a birth to you, 0:07:28.200 --> 0:07:29.200 I'd be beside myself. 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:31.240 I was so she still is. 0:07:33.520 --> 0:07:35.800 So on maths at the moment. The show that keeps 0:07:35.800 --> 0:07:39.240 on giving, it's The Home Stays Week, and it started 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:44.640 some really interesting and enlightening conversations. Up until now Jackie 0:07:44.640 --> 0:07:46.760 and Ryan or everyone, right, they're living in the hotel, 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:49.400 you're dating, you're falling in love, but you don't really 0:07:49.480 --> 0:07:52.440 know much about the other person. But now they're taking 0:07:52.440 --> 0:07:55.640 each other home to see how they live, what they 0:07:55.640 --> 0:07:57.400 how they bought a house, are they with their parents? 0:07:57.440 --> 0:08:00.720 Whatever their situation is at home and has left me 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:03.480 in absolute hysterics and made me remember something that I 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:06.120 have actually done. Have I listened to this? So that 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:09.800 Stein is from Germany. It was eye opening to see 0:08:09.840 --> 0:08:10.280 his home. 0:08:10.440 --> 0:08:13.360 There's an Eiffel Tower's sword from the Tower of London. 0:08:14.680 --> 0:08:16.960 I just think he's been alone here for seven years, 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:20.920 she cry. And maybe he isn't even aware of how 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:23.640 lonely he is. It really reminds me of the elderly. 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:26.160 This is a seventeen year old kimonent. 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:30.320 It was so sweet of him to be so confident, 0:08:30.680 --> 0:08:32.560 and I'm so happy to bring me in. 0:08:32.880 --> 0:08:36.200 It's not quite hoarding. It's just like memories. 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:38.040 Okay, so if you miss this. 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:40.640 Jackie went into Ryan's house and it is full of 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:41.800 knick knacks, like it's. 0:08:41.640 --> 0:08:43.880 Full of they're not even nicknacks, I don't know. 0:08:43.840 --> 0:08:45.840 What you call them, like samurai. 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:47.400 Swords, skulls. He's got skulls. 0:08:47.440 --> 0:08:50.080 He's got bottles of alcohol, he's got ties, he's got 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:52.560 teddy bears, like anything you could imagine in like the 0:08:52.600 --> 0:08:54.439 worst horror show of a gift shop. 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:56.120 He's got it displayed somewhere. 0:08:56.280 --> 0:08:57.959 It definitely looks like we're looking at some of the 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:00.760 pictures here now. It definitely looks like she gone back 0:09:00.880 --> 0:09:02.679 into like a teenager's room. 0:09:02.920 --> 0:09:03.240 Yeah. 0:09:03.240 --> 0:09:05.240 In fact, he bought the house and he's thirty six 0:09:05.280 --> 0:09:05.680 years old. 0:09:05.720 --> 0:09:09.240 This reminds me so deeply of my eighteen year old 0:09:09.280 --> 0:09:12.240 boyfriend's bedroom when he was eighteen, not when he was 0:09:12.280 --> 0:09:15.320 in his mid thirties. But I can relate to this. 0:09:15.720 --> 0:09:19.120 I understand what it is like to be in a relationship, 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:21.680 to meet someone, to date them, to think that they 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:25.720 are fantastic, and then at some point go back to 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:28.120 the house and be like, oh, Okay, maybe you're living 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:31.120 arrangements aren't exactly on par with the person. 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:31.600 That I thought you were. 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:34.439 So I was dating this guy for a long time 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:38.280 and then he moved away, and we'd been doing long 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:40.240 distance and I hadn't been to his new place. I'd 0:09:40.240 --> 0:09:41.719 only ever been to his place that he had when 0:09:41.720 --> 0:09:45.240 he was here, and I went up to go and 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:47.720 see him, and it was like ten hour drive away, 0:09:48.320 --> 0:09:51.360 and I remember opening the door to his bedroom and 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:55.640 he just had a mattress on the floor with no 0:09:55.800 --> 0:09:58.800 sheets and just to do not They had a Doner 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:01.280 cover on it. But it turns out the raw dog 0:10:01.320 --> 0:10:04.600 to the mattress for six months he had been raw dogging. 0:10:04.600 --> 0:10:06.320 It turns out that all the furniture that was in 0:10:06.360 --> 0:10:08.880 his old place wasn't his, and the rental had come 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:10.080 with the furniture. 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:12.440 So he just now, ew, that's even worse. 0:10:12.520 --> 0:10:15.120 He just never bought any He just lived anywhere. 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:18.000 I'm moving, But what has happened? You bought that furniture secondhand. 0:10:18.040 --> 0:10:19.839 You bought that mattress secondhand. What has happened to it? 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:21.720 You're not even gonna put a sheet on it? No? 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:22.360 No, no, no. 0:10:22.520 --> 0:10:24.440 All the furniture in his old place, which was like 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:28.840 surprisingly well put together, that was all rental furniture. So 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:30.720 then he moved into this new place, had been living 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:33.520 there for six months and never bought anything except yes, 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:35.160 a secondhand mattress. 0:10:34.760 --> 0:10:38.080 That he slept straight directly on row top sheet. 0:10:38.120 --> 0:10:38.200 No. 0:10:38.280 --> 0:10:38.559 Nothing. 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:40.120 I did have a mattress on the floor once, but 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:41.680 that was like a feng shwe thing I've read something 0:10:41.679 --> 0:10:43.400 about it was really good for you to sleep low 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:43.920 to the ground. 0:10:43.960 --> 0:10:45.640 The thing that's even more embarrassing is that I ended 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:47.040 up moving in with him, and we were together for 0:10:47.040 --> 0:10:47.439 six years. 0:10:47.480 --> 0:10:48.640 So yeah, that was good. Did you ever put a 0:10:48.679 --> 0:10:49.040 sheet on? No? 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:51.440 I bought the sheets and I bought furniture. 0:10:51.640 --> 0:10:54.520 Look, I don't want to yuck anyone's yum here. For Ryan, 0:10:55.160 --> 0:10:57.520 you do you it's very particular taste. But if that's 0:10:57.600 --> 0:10:59.160 right for you, that is fine. If it's not right 0:10:59.200 --> 0:11:01.520 for Jackie. I can play understand and I understand why 0:11:01.559 --> 0:11:03.800 she's I don't understand why she's crying, but I understand 0:11:03.800 --> 0:11:06.959 why it's not for her. But I remember the same thing. 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:10.280 I remember dating this guy and we were in another town. 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:13.400 He was originally from a city like five six hours away. 0:11:13.800 --> 0:11:16.160 He was a doctor. So I was like, great, you're 0:11:16.160 --> 0:11:19.199 well put together, you got an income, wonderful, and he's 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:20.520 mid to late twenties. 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:22.360 You thought you'd hit the jackpot, is what you're saying. 0:11:22.840 --> 0:11:27.240 Not jackpot, but when you were medically or university educated 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.480 and you're in your late twenties and you live away, 0:11:29.640 --> 0:11:32.360 you think that someone is put together. Anyway, I went 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:34.200 back to where he actually lives, and it was still 0:11:34.240 --> 0:11:37.280 at his parents' house. Fine, in a tiny room with 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:40.760 a single bed, and everything was still in there, like 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:43.520 his teddies from growing up. I say this as in 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:46.920 like I'm remembering how uncomfortable I was, No Laura, We 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:49.320 was sleeping in a single bed. He was nearly thirty 0:11:49.440 --> 0:11:50.319 and a doctor. 0:11:50.160 --> 0:11:52.040 But he just still lived in his childhood bedroom. Had 0:11:52.080 --> 0:11:53.560 he ever moved out and then moved back in. 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:55.240 Because that was Yeah, that's how I met him. But 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:57.199 he just he was like a homing pigeon. You keep 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:59.200 going home for me. I can't help it. And I 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:01.480 know it was judgment. It gave me the ick. I 0:12:01.520 --> 0:12:03.640 was like, I need to be with someone there has 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:04.240 a double bed. 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:05.600 You got the ick. 0:12:05.679 --> 0:12:07.480 And I dated the guy who had a mattress on 0:12:07.480 --> 0:12:08.640 the floor and moved in with him. 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:11.000 It says a lot about our standards are very different, 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:11.760 is what that says. 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:15.920 But yeah, look, I can understand why someone's home. I 0:12:15.920 --> 0:12:17.320 think you have to see it early because I think 0:12:17.320 --> 0:12:20.160 it's a real telling sign about more about that person, 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:22.280 about all the things that they like, or whether they're 0:12:22.280 --> 0:12:24.480 a hoarder, or what they know their mental state. 0:12:24.840 --> 0:12:26.720 Yeah, yeah, pray for Ryan. 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:31.240 So I sent in the other day a piece of content. 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:33.120 We've got a group chat between us, and I sent 0:12:33.160 --> 0:12:35.240 it in thinking that this would be a very funny thing. 0:12:35.120 --> 0:12:37.480 To talk about on radio and hear me out. 0:12:37.520 --> 0:12:39.960 The reason why I want to talk about a TikTok 0:12:40.000 --> 0:12:44.480 that I came across is because cheating is very relatable. 0:12:44.559 --> 0:12:46.360 So many of us have been cheated on the past. 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:48.920 Some of you, I'm sure, have been the cheaters. Some 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:50.600 of us in this room might have been the cheaters 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:52.720 at one point in time. It's not a nice thing 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:55.880 anyone who's ever experienced it. It's truly a horrible, horrible 0:12:55.880 --> 0:12:58.640 feeling to go through, and sometimes you think to yourself, like, 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:01.320 how will you ever get yet, even with the person 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:04.800 who's broken your heart in such a catastrophic way. Now, 0:13:05.200 --> 0:13:07.680 this TikTok that I came across, it's a real from 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:08.560 person called. 0:13:08.440 --> 0:13:09.839 The real dot Tara Zune. 0:13:10.480 --> 0:13:12.400 However, I fell for it, and I thought she was 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:14.880 a little old lady, like a little old Polish lady. 0:13:15.520 --> 0:13:17.560 But unfortunately it's just a young lady who was wearing 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:19.720 an age filter. I really didn't do my deep research 0:13:19.800 --> 0:13:22.600 on this, But the reason why it was so funny 0:13:22.720 --> 0:13:27.240 is because she has some very harmless yet effective ways. 0:13:27.280 --> 0:13:30.200 If you were ever gonna plot revenge on your cheating ex, 0:13:30.440 --> 0:13:31.920 she has some choice ideas for you. 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:32.960 Have listened to this. 0:13:33.559 --> 0:13:37.040 If he cheats, change his toothpaste to mayo. If he 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:42.520 cheats on you, espirate his whole car with some oilfish spsteps, 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:47.040 let him drive around in the aroma of his bad decisions. 0:13:47.360 --> 0:13:51.800 If he cheats, fill his pockets with glitter. Betrayal is forever, 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:52.920 and so is gLite. 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.840 Definitely funny when she was ninety not finding out as 0:13:56.920 --> 0:13:58.120 Ai and she's like twenty two. 0:13:58.200 --> 0:13:59.640 Oh, I got so sucked into this. 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:01.760 I was like, I genuinely thought that this was wise 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:02.360 advice from a. 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:03.079 Little old lady. 0:14:03.240 --> 0:14:03.560 It's not. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.080 She's yeah, she's much younger than that, but also still 0:14:06.080 --> 0:14:08.080 think that the advice is good. Is there ever a 0:14:08.120 --> 0:14:13.400 time where it's okay to enact like a petty, relatively harmless, 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:16.720 but potentially extremely annoying revenge plot on someone who's broken 0:14:16.760 --> 0:14:17.200 your heart. 0:14:17.440 --> 0:14:20.440 You're asking the wrong person because personally, I'm not a revenger. 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:25.320 I could care less. My best revenge sounds so cliche, sickening, 0:14:25.360 --> 0:14:27.200 you'll probably get the egg. My best revenge is to 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:30.000 literally forget the person, move on and be successful. I'm 0:14:30.040 --> 0:14:32.880 one of those people that do not waste. I had 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:35.920 an ex that was marrying someone else simultaneously, pretty bad. 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:38.040 I didn't even do anything. I was like, cool, see ya, 0:14:38.280 --> 0:14:39.120 just move on with my life. 0:14:39.280 --> 0:14:40.640 I'm way pettier than you. 0:14:41.800 --> 0:14:44.880 Don't get me wrong, Like, I've never enacted out the revenge, 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:46.360 but I've definitely thought about that way. 0:14:46.520 --> 0:14:48.480 True. Look, that's not true. 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:50.400 You've broake him to your ex's house and goes passport 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:52.360 forge your signature and changed his flight so we couldn't 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:53.720 go overseas with you. That's revenge. 0:14:53.800 --> 0:14:57.080 There's a backstory to that, and there's also some explanations 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:58.280 as to why I did that, but we don't have 0:14:58.400 --> 0:14:59.320 enough time to get into it. 0:14:59.360 --> 0:15:00.800 Everyone, look, give us a call. 0:15:00.840 --> 0:15:03.000 If you've ever plotted a revenge, you didn't have to 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:05.400 like enact it out. I just want to know, Like, 0:15:05.440 --> 0:15:07.800 what are the silliest things that you thought you might do. 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:12.600 Here's one for you, raw chicken in their air conditioner. 0:15:12.800 --> 0:15:13.560 I got a better one. 0:15:13.800 --> 0:15:13.880 Go. 0:15:14.560 --> 0:15:16.000 I've never done it, but if I did, this is 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:16.360 what I do. 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:18.400 Fritz, like, I would never enact to revenge. How I 0:15:18.480 --> 0:15:19.160 am thinking about that? 0:15:19.240 --> 0:15:21.280 Mine would be like a stench. So you cut a 0:15:21.280 --> 0:15:25.240 little hole in their mattress, tuna, fish, anything. They don't 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:26.640 know what's in there, and they will never know where 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:28.400 it's coming from. Sheet goes back over the top. You 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:30.040