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Speaker 1: Happy hump day everybody, It's the pick up with Britt
Speaker 1: Hockey and Laura Ben.
Speaker 2: Happy Wednesday or what a time to be alive? Laura,
Speaker 2: can I just kick start with a conundrum that I
Speaker 2: am experiencing at the moment.
Speaker 1: I know exactly where this is going because we've just
Speaker 1: spoken about these scrolls of yours far too many times.
Speaker 2: So just to give you guys the lay of the
Speaker 2: land really quickly, just outside of my house, literally across
Speaker 2: the road, this new little bakery pop up thing has opened.
Speaker 2: It's so small, like it's a hole in the wall window.
Speaker 2: You can't sit at it. And there has been a
Speaker 2: line for it down the street and around the corner
Speaker 2: since it opened. And I'm not exaggerating one hundred people
Speaker 2: waiting for a scroll.
Speaker 1: I drove past it last weekend. The irony of this
Speaker 1: is that there's about one hundred people waiting and the
Speaker 1: line wraps around the gym. So I was wondering what
Speaker 1: everyone was waiting for. And all these people are waiting
Speaker 1: to buy a cinnamon scroll and they're just waiting in
Speaker 1: front of everyone else going in to do their workouts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so this is gone.
Speaker 1: It's gone viral on TikTok. It's a cult cinnamon scroll.
Speaker 2: And since I have done some digging, it's also because
Speaker 2: they only open on a weekend, so it creates this
Speaker 2: scarcity mindset that you've got to get in there. But
Speaker 2: this is my issue, right, I would never dream about
Speaker 2: lining up for an hour for a cinnamon scroll or
Speaker 2: a vegamite scroll, whatever it.
Speaker 1: Is, but now you feel the peer pressure that you
Speaker 1: have to.
Speaker 2: But now the line makes me want to do it
Speaker 2: because I thought, Okay, this has been consistent for the
Speaker 2: last two weeks or so. It's not just like a
Speaker 2: one day first opening, Like, it's not like a buy one,
Speaker 2: get one free.
Speaker 1: Don't conform. This is like whether the easies would drop
Speaker 1: or like a new iPhone, and people used to camp
Speaker 1: out for stuff.
Speaker 2: Are we comparing a cinnamon scroll to Kanye West the Easies.
Speaker 1: No, I think he's canceled anyway, isn't he.
Speaker 2: I just feel like I don't ever want to line
Speaker 2: up for it. But when I walk out of my
Speaker 2: house every day and I see hundreds of people continuously
Speaker 2: lining up, I just feel like, maybe I'm gonna have
Speaker 2: to do it. But what can I do? Do you? Reckon?
Speaker 2: I can like slip someone of fifty at the front
Speaker 2: of the line just to buy.
Speaker 1: Me somefing makes it a fifty dollars cinnamon scroll, just
Speaker 1: so you're aware.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll get a few to make it worth it.
Speaker 2: I doll it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think if you've got to do that, you
Speaker 1: need to buy them for the whole team so that
Speaker 1: no one else here has to line up. But this
Speaker 1: is a problem you can work out on the weekend.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be okay.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe I'm not gonna be okay, And then you're
Speaker 2: going to regret saying that. Laura, I really thought this
Speaker 2: is going to tickle your fancy. Okay, you are in
Speaker 2: the throes of your pregnancy. You were so deep you
Speaker 2: were almost about to pop that thing out. Number three.
Speaker 1: No, I've got a few more weeks, twelve weeks if
Speaker 1: it pops out. Now that's a bit of a problem.
Speaker 2: Well, I wanted to help you out with baby names,
Speaker 2: just in case you were like on the edge of
Speaker 2: maybe thinking of a new name. There's an influencer online
Speaker 2: Nara Smith now yes wife queen. She's the face of
Speaker 2: trad Wife's. She has upwards of twelve million follows on
Speaker 2: TikTok like. She's a very big character online.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you haven't seen her. She does
Speaker 1: these cooking videos, well, she does lots of different types
Speaker 1: of videos, but she's the most unrelatable trad wife content
Speaker 1: creator I've ever seen. She's like, and then I picked
Speaker 1: the butter from the freshly milled goat milk. You're like,
Speaker 1: what are you even saying? You don't pick butter? I
Speaker 1: don't know she whipped it? Like anyways, confuse.
Speaker 2: Say really good. I love listening to her.
Speaker 1: I love her voice.
Speaker 2: I want to say that, like, we can pay her
Speaker 2: out as much as we want. But that is also
Speaker 2: her thing, Like her thing is to be really over
Speaker 2: the top dress. While she's soothingly speaking and creating things
Speaker 2: from scratch.
Speaker 1: I would say that her market and her thing is
Speaker 1: being unrelatable. That is, she leans hard into unrelatability, which
Speaker 1: is a territory most people would try and lean away from.
Speaker 1: She's leaned as far into it as she can.
Speaker 2: She does it brilliantly to be fair. Now, she's married
Speaker 2: to her husband, whose name is Lucky, and she already
Speaker 2: has kids. Now her kid's name. She has three children.
Speaker 2: Her kids names are Rumble Honey, Slim Easy. It's not sorry,
Speaker 2: Rumble Honey's four, slim Easy is three, slimb Easy is
Speaker 2: actually the full name of that child, and Whimsy Loo
Speaker 2: is the third one. I think it's a girl. Is
Speaker 2: fourteen yeah, Lou, Whimsy Lou. It could be either fourteen months.
Speaker 2: So she is trying to decide on her fourth baby name,
Speaker 2: and she's come out on TikTok and listed the names
Speaker 2: that haven't quite made the cut that her and her
Speaker 2: husband couldn't agree with, but she tried. Now have listened
Speaker 2: to these.
Speaker 4: Okay, starting off with some boy names.
Speaker 5: I love the name Moss Goodie Sunday but spell like
Speaker 5: the actual Sunday girl names. I love the name twinkle
Speaker 5: Velvet Button is so cute to me.
Speaker 4: I love the name Apple. Won't be using because it's
Speaker 4: been used before. Another name that I love that Lucky
Speaker 4: does not like at all. So it didn't even make
Speaker 4: it into our list as butter. But it's getting harder
Speaker 4: to name.
Speaker 1: Children for me. Sorry, sorry, you can't name your child butter.
Speaker 1: I was joking about the goats butter earlier. But you
Speaker 1: can't name your kid that.
Speaker 2: Because butter is also her thing, Like she needs a
Speaker 2: lot of butter and makes it and whips it all
Speaker 2: from scratch, like that's her thing. But I can't tell.
Speaker 2: There's part of me there's hoping that this is satirical,
Speaker 2: but I don't think it is.
Speaker 1: No, that's the problem is twinkle.
Speaker 2: If you're high on Twinkle what, I.
Speaker 1: Just think that you're really putting your kids into a
Speaker 1: category of what they can do when they're older. Like
Speaker 1: you're never going to meet a lawyer whose name is twinkle,
Speaker 1: are you. No one's taking that seriously. And actually there's
Speaker 1: been research study on that. Don't quote me where it
Speaker 1: came from, but the names that you give your kids
Speaker 1: have a determining factor on how they're treated by other people,
Speaker 1: and it influences what they end up doing in their careers.
Speaker 1: So if you're going to name your kids Sparkle, Cupcake,
Speaker 1: they're probably not going to be set up in life
Speaker 1: to be the type of person that's going to be
Speaker 1: able to move into a career that's particularly ambitious. I mean, look,
Speaker 1: it's probably a bit subjective. I hate the terrible names,
Speaker 1: objectively terrible names.
Speaker 2: There were some others, Shimmer stop it, very Dare. The
Speaker 2: only one that I'm gonna let slide is because that's
Speaker 2: a real name.
Speaker 1: Does far it? Sorry?
Speaker 2: But I got me thinking, what names of you like?
Speaker 2: Are there names that you and Matt or one of
Speaker 2: you loved but the other one couldn't get around.
Speaker 1: I think I have chosen all of our kids' names
Speaker 1: so far. I think I even chose I mean, we're
Speaker 1: calling this baby Poppy. It's no secret my husband outed
Speaker 1: that on a podcast recently. And I have this app
Speaker 1: right it's a kind of like baby named Tinder. So
Speaker 1: the way it works is like you download the app,
Speaker 1: your partner downloads the app, and then you swipe like
Speaker 1: thousands of baby names, and it populates a list where
Speaker 1: you both agreed on names that you've swiped right to
Speaker 1: or left to. I've tried to get Matt to do
Speaker 1: this for the last two children and also for this one,
Speaker 1: and I do the swiping, and he has never downloaded it.
Speaker 1: So I'm just playing Tinder on my own baby names.
Speaker 1: But I've got a few. I'll read out the ones
Speaker 1: that didn't make the cut, Ye, Matt, pooh poohed a
Speaker 1: lot of these. Milo was one. I love Milo.
Speaker 2: That was on my list, actually.
Speaker 1: Milo Bennett, Theodore Hudson, Finn Charlie, Remy, Chase, Cash, Teddy Parker.
Speaker 1: There's Rash. Cash is a person who goes out and
Speaker 1: shoots pigs.
Speaker 2: Rory Logan, Sorry, any Cash is out there.
Speaker 1: It's very American. Cash is very American Logan. But Matt
Speaker 1: grew up near Logan in Queensland, so he was like,
Speaker 1: it's too.
Speaker 2: Logs my place, my little Couzzy.
Speaker 1: Western Grayson, Western, Emory Grayson.
Speaker 2: I dated. I couldn't do that. I did beg a Greyson.
Speaker 2: He was hot though, he was very good.
Speaker 1: I have a theory. The last one Emory.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: I like Emory, Yeah, except it's a bit too much
Speaker 1: like memory.
Speaker 2: And also like a what's it called at the board,
Speaker 2: Emory board? Yeah, a male nail file. My it's very said.
Speaker 1: We also chose Pormus, but it didn't make it in there.
Speaker 2: I thought you were serious. I was like, no, A right.
Speaker 1: I also really think that regardless of what name you
Speaker 1: go with, if you choose a name, I have learned
Speaker 1: the hard way as of this baby, don't tell people
Speaker 1: because we've chosen the middle name for this for our
Speaker 1: little girl that we're about to have, and her middle
Speaker 1: name also starts with P, so it's pp and Poppy
Speaker 1: from us, Poppy from us. Some people have told us
Speaker 1: what they really think about it. What if she's gonna
Speaker 1: be just called peepee, She's gonna get at school character building?
Speaker 2: Hey did you peep? Like that's what they're going to do.
Speaker 1: It's good, it's good for.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 1: There's a new trend that's been happening online. We've been
Speaker 1: seeing it popping up with celebrities and we're talking about
Speaker 1: cosmetic surgery. Now, it's not to do with actually getting
Speaker 1: the cosmetic surgery, because we all know celebrities have been
Speaker 1: doing that for a very long time. It is around
Speaker 1: transparency when it comes to cosmetic procedures or cosmetic surgery.
Speaker 1: You guys might remember recently Chris Jenna, she had a
Speaker 1: facelift and she came out and said, I mean, she
Speaker 1: couldn't deny it. It was pretty damn obvious.
Speaker 2: And she looks younger than at orders.
Speaker 1: Yes, so she came out and said, well, drinking lots
Speaker 1: of lemon tea. She's like, I've been getting botox and
Speaker 1: doing some really great glycolic pills. No, she was honest
Speaker 1: about it and said that she'd had facelift. This kind
Speaker 1: of sparked a bit of a movement among celebrities because
Speaker 1: more recently we've been seeing Chloe Kardashian. She came out
Speaker 1: and she opened up about getting rhyna plasty, botox and fillers.
Speaker 1: Megan Fox has come out and said that she had
Speaker 1: procedures done on her boobs. She's Kylely Jenna, Kylie Jenner.
Speaker 1: I think the reason why these celebrities are coming out
Speaker 1: is because the response to Chris Jenna's transparency was so
Speaker 1: overwhelmingly positive that I think other celebrities are now jumping
Speaker 1: on that bandwagon and kind of trying to be like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm going to have to admit to it at some point,
Speaker 1: so I might as well start this, you know, and
Speaker 1: get on the front foot of this. Anyway.
Speaker 2: I think it's also because, for example, the leaders in
Speaker 2: this conversation at the moment are the Jenna's like Kloue Katashian,
Speaker 2: Chris Jenna, Kylie Jenner. They're all coming out and talking
Speaker 2: about it. And I think the first reason is Kim
Speaker 2: and Chloe and all the girls are getting into their forties.
Speaker 2: You can't lie about the way you look forever because
Speaker 2: it's obvious that we are going to age. But two,
Speaker 2: I think a lot of them it's quite selective with
Speaker 2: what they're talking about. I think it's from other things,
Speaker 2: like they're not going to say everything, but if you
Speaker 2: give just a little bit, people might lay off you
Speaker 2: a little bit and not expect you to have had
Speaker 2: the other things that you don't want to talk too totally.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: Also, I mean if you've seen recently Instella bech Judd
Speaker 1: came out and was talking about different procedures she has had.
Speaker 1: Now Famously, Bech Judd has kind of always have said, no,
Speaker 1: I'm fully natural everything. This is just how I wake
Speaker 1: up in the morning. And the reality is it's like
Speaker 1: cosmetic procedures, surgical procedures, they're becoming more and more common,
Speaker 1: they're becoming like far less stigmatized. People are talking about
Speaker 1: them a lot more. But this, I think is where
Speaker 1: it does become a little bit problematic because it is
Speaker 1: so evident that there is only about fifty percent transparency.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I'll tell you about the surgeries that
Speaker 1: we're okay with. I'll tell you I've got a nose job.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you I've got my boobs done. But I'm
Speaker 1: not going to tell you about the BBL and this
Speaker 1: and this and this, And I think that they exactly
Speaker 1: what you said, Britt, you think you nailed it. The
Speaker 1: selectiveness around the surgeries is firstly a real issue, and secondly,
Speaker 1: I kind of I think it's a problem when someone
Speaker 1: just goes everyone, I got to know his job, look
Speaker 1: how great it looks. I want to see the process.
Speaker 1: I want to know like how gory and gross and
Speaker 1: awful it was, because I don't want to just see positive,
Speaker 1: happy outcomes. We all know that like to get and
Speaker 1: to have major surgery, it's incredibly painful. There's a huge process,
Speaker 1: there's a massive cost debt, and these celebrities are able
Speaker 1: to afford the best surgeons, whereas the rest of us
Speaker 1: are flying to Turkey. Goddamn it.
Speaker 2: You know who does it in Australia has always been
Speaker 2: really honest. Is Sky Wheatley she's an influencer. We saw
Speaker 2: a year's music music.
Speaker 1: One brother, but the cat eyes Done's celeb with you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. She talks about everything, and she posts it when
Speaker 2: she's there and she posted it when she's getting it.
Speaker 2: She's really honest with the feedback, and she's always been
Speaker 2: really really honest with it, which I think is really
Speaker 2: really great. But it's funny because I don't know if
Speaker 2: you saw the recent interview. Everyone's been talking about Lindsay
Speaker 2: Lohan recently, give me a Lindsay Lohan's surgeon, tell me
Speaker 2: what she's had done, because all of a sudden she
Speaker 2: sort of like disappeared for a while, came back looking incredible.
Speaker 2: It's obvious she's had something done. No one cares, They
Speaker 2: just want to know. And she did an interview like
Speaker 2: just a couple of weeks ago where she said it
Speaker 2: was just down to like she said, I have lemon
Speaker 2: water in the morning and I have been doing some lasers,
Speaker 2: and everyone's like, that's not lemon water. Like I could
Speaker 2: drown my face in lemon water every day and it's
Speaker 2: not going.
Speaker 1: To do that. It's the same as Paris Hilton saying
Speaker 1: that she's never had botox but never there any procedures
Speaker 1: whilst saying it her face is completely paralyzed. The thing is,
Speaker 1: we don't have a tolerance for there anymore. We do
Speaker 1: call bullshit when people say, oh, I haven't done anything,
Speaker 1: this is just me naturally. So I do think there's
Speaker 1: been pressure for celebrities to be a little bit more honest,
Speaker 1: but I really I want to see the process. I
Speaker 1: want way more transparency around how like just awful it
Speaker 1: is to go and have these procedures done, because I
Speaker 1: think that that might be a bit of the antidote
Speaker 1: to deter especially young girls, from wanting to go and
Speaker 1: get major cosmetic surgery where it's just incredibly painful and
Speaker 1: stuff can go wrong and we know it does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon, just spit it out. Just tell us
Speaker 2: what you've had done, and tell us where you're going.
Speaker 1: And tell us, tell us, tell us.
Speaker 2: Look, Australia's sweetheart, Robert Irwin. I don't think he's got
Speaker 2: a bad bone in his body. I don't think there's
Speaker 2: anyone that can dislike him. He's an absolute superstar. He's
Speaker 2: gone over to a merry car recently. He's on Dancing
Speaker 2: with the Stars over there. Somehow he has gone up
Speaker 2: astronomically to eight million followers on Instagram like.
Speaker 1: For Australia shrine for Robert Irwin are here.
Speaker 2: I'm setting him up before I threw him under a bus.
Speaker 2: But no, he he recently did a dine and dash
Speaker 2: like where you eat and then run away in do
Speaker 2: pay snow bomb? Yeah, he smoke bombed. Have listened to
Speaker 2: what he said.
Speaker 6: Found a great restaurant, ordered to take away salad, and
Speaker 6: there was a lot of people who you know, saw
Speaker 6: me and said good a and wanted to have a
Speaker 6: photo and all that, which is which is all good.
Speaker 6: But it turned into a bit of a bit of
Speaker 6: a frenzy. It was a little bit of a flurry
Speaker 6: there for a minute. They got the salad super fast, cheers,
Speaker 6: thanks so much, to have a good night, see you later.
Speaker 6: And then the next morning I wake up and realize
Speaker 6: I never paid for my salad. I just did the
Speaker 6: old din and dash and I didn't even realize I'd
Speaker 6: done it.
Speaker 2: I felt terrible.
Speaker 1: Poor Robert Irwin. He's getting mobbed for a salad and
Speaker 1: then he has to do a public apology.
Speaker 2: Sorry, this is brilliant on behalf of this. Cops Harbor restaurant.
Speaker 2: He's in cops. This is brilliant because he's just advertised
Speaker 2: them one salad probably what seventeen bucks eight million followers.
Speaker 2: That probably costs forty thousand dollars of advertising if someone
Speaker 2: was to pay Robert Oway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would want to go to the place that
Speaker 1: Robert gets his salads from, wouldn't you. He's recommending it.
Speaker 1: You're going to go visit.
Speaker 2: Have you ever dined and dashed?
Speaker 1: I feel like everyone's kind of accidentally walked away and
Speaker 1: then realized and like, you know there, someone's chased them
Speaker 1: out of the restaurant. You're like, oh, sorry. Never a
Speaker 1: dine and dash though, that I can remember. But I
Speaker 1: have definitely been in the shops when my kids have
Speaker 1: picked up something and put it either in their pocket,
Speaker 1: in the trolley, in the press, and they have shoplifted. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so my kids are shoplifted on no one called the police.
Speaker 1: So they've definitely done that before. Like we've accidentally stolen
Speaker 1: a pack of tiny teddies.
Speaker 2: Actually happened to me two weeks ago, I said, happened
Speaker 2: to me in Dina Dash. No, Well, let me just
Speaker 2: tell you very similar to Robert her and I was
Speaker 2: being mobbed out of the front.
Speaker 5: Eight.
Speaker 2: I wasn't.
Speaker 6: I I was.
Speaker 2: I was at a restaurant up on the Gold Coast
Speaker 2: and with there were six of us in total. They
Speaker 2: sat us right out the front on the thoroughfare. And
Speaker 2: I know, I'm joking. There were a few people that
Speaker 2: recognized this and said hello, but I was definitely not
Speaker 2: being mobbed. Anyway. We paid, went to leave, had to
Speaker 2: walk past everyone out the front. It was a packed restaurant,
Speaker 2: was on a weekend, and we walked set out goodbyes
Speaker 2: when walking up the street, and then the waitress comes
Speaker 2: running up the street in front of everyone like yelling
Speaker 2: out to stop us like we hadn't paid, and was
Speaker 2: literally saying that out loud, like you haven't paid, excuse me.
Speaker 2: And I was mortified because I thought, I know I
Speaker 2: have paid. I literally just paid. But she yelled this out.
Speaker 2: Everyone in the restaurant thinks I'm doing a dining dash. Anyway,
Speaker 2: she caught up to us up the street and I
Speaker 2: went onto my bank and I was like, we just paid.
Speaker 2: I went onto my bank and showed her and she's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, my mistake.
Speaker 1: And I was like, well too late.
Speaker 2: I was like, because now everyone thinks I've.
Speaker 1: Dined and dash. I would have thought it would have
Speaker 1: be in a situation where your card was declined. That's
Speaker 1: always awkward, you know.
Speaker 2: It's just I don't know what happened. I was like,
Speaker 2: look it's gone through, and she's like, oh, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 2: my mistake. I've just done.
Speaker 1: I have a funny one for you, you know, justin
Speaker 1: Hemm's obviously very wealthy, very very The man's got a
Speaker 1: lot of money. We all know what it's in every newspaper.
Speaker 1: I was standing in at a Sigi place and he
Speaker 1: was in front of me and he was paying for
Speaker 1: an a Sigi bowl eight dollars fifty. Card declined and
Speaker 1: he was like, God, that's awkward, poor guy. But then
Speaker 1: I realized it was because he was paying with black
Speaker 1: AMX and they just didn't accept it. So I was
Speaker 1: sure the guy was fine. Anyway, guys, that's it from us.