1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody Podcast. 2 00:00:05,840 --> 00:00:08,400 Speaker 2: Fifty five minutes until the handcuffs come off. Six days 3 00:00:08,400 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 2: and it's been the two of us in handcuffs. You 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,560 Speaker 2: can catch, you can catch I should say you can 5 00:00:12,600 --> 00:00:15,960 Speaker 2: catch them if you're a posh bastard, but you can 6 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,600 Speaker 2: catch Carl and Ali Langdon on the Today Show. Ali 7 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:21,279 Speaker 2: Langdon joins in the studio right now. 8 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,119 Speaker 3: Welcome Ali. 9 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:23,680 Speaker 4: It's nice to see you guys. 10 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:25,800 Speaker 5: I just keep looking at the fact you're still handcuffed, 11 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 5: and I really need to know. 12 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:28,240 Speaker 4: How's it going. 13 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 6: How do you think it's going? 14 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:34,480 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm reading the tension and the body language 15 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:37,120 Speaker 5: like you're as far away as handcuffs would allow. 16 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,800 Speaker 7: Yeah, we really stretched them Dragon, you could be handcuffed 17 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 7: to Carl. 18 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,280 Speaker 5: I've been watching what you guys have been doing, right, Yes, yeah. 19 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:46,560 Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah. 20 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:49,160 Speaker 9: And it's the little things, isn't it. It's the little 21 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:50,480 Speaker 9: things because you take dump. 22 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I don't know, yes exactly. 23 00:00:59,240 --> 00:01:03,640 Speaker 6: Have you watched some of the socials. It's yes, and it's. 24 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 4: One of those things. 25 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,839 Speaker 5: It's very disturbing, but I can't stop watching. 26 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:06,600 Speaker 8: Did you see the shower? 27 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:10,679 Speaker 4: I saw thee. 28 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,240 Speaker 6: Because there's answer it. 29 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:16,400 Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow, one of the otherwise it would have 30 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 2: been pulled down. So yeah, we have to be careful. 31 00:01:18,959 --> 00:01:21,200 Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, double. 32 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 7: There's a moment where Will's washing my back, which looks 33 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 7: a lot like we will see the deal. 34 00:01:29,040 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 5: Yeah, and then you about halfway through you realized, hang on, 35 00:01:33,760 --> 00:01:34,880 Speaker 5: do you wash your back? 36 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,360 Speaker 6: Oh it's the first time. 37 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,280 Speaker 9: Yes, that's exactly right. Yeah, yeah, And then there was 38 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:42,720 Speaker 9: the washing of the other part. But we don't need 39 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:43,200 Speaker 9: to go into that. 40 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,440 Speaker 8: Let's talk a little bit. 41 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 2: About you if we can, because you walked in here 42 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:51,400 Speaker 2: like a pirate with a peg leg, absolutely butchered. 43 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 9: Your leg can't walk barely. But then I hear that 44 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 9: you're playing the floor has lava with your kids. 45 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,080 Speaker 5: Look, we've just done io for a week, right, and 46 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:01,920 Speaker 5: it gets pretty hectic. 47 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:02,680 Speaker 4: It's pretty hard. 48 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 5: So we've been playing a game and yesterday my husband 49 00:02:04,840 --> 00:02:07,680 Speaker 5: caught me. It's last day of lockdown, and he caught us. 50 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:11,600 Speaker 5: I'm jumping between chairs in the backyard about to jump onto. 51 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 9: The b bag. 52 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 4: The hell are you doing? 53 00:02:14,639 --> 00:02:20,600 Speaker 5: It's like Flora's lava, Babe, Come on, why do you. 54 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:21,720 Speaker 4: Think your three searcheres in? 55 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:26,760 Speaker 5: And maybe that's why, but you know, drastic measures are 56 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:29,040 Speaker 5: required when you're day seven of lockdown, would. 57 00:02:28,880 --> 00:02:32,160 Speaker 2: You rather be handcuffed to Woody or or or handcuffed 58 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:33,200 Speaker 2: one of your children for a week? 59 00:02:33,760 --> 00:02:40,639 Speaker 4: No, I saw your videos. I know you've got to 60 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:41,440 Speaker 4: understand how. 61 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:49,960 Speaker 9: Bad she's fresh off and she wants to go an. 62 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:51,120 Speaker 8: Hurts. 63 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:52,200 Speaker 10: Ali. 64 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 6: Can I ask you about Will Smith Chris Rock? 65 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 7: And this is a few days old, Now do you 66 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,359 Speaker 7: have a take on that whole situation? 67 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 6: Like do you do you pick a song there between 68 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:01,799 Speaker 6: Will Smith and Chris Rock? 69 00:03:02,240 --> 00:03:04,519 Speaker 4: Look, don't take a side. And that's not sitting on 70 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,000 Speaker 4: a fence. 71 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,440 Speaker 5: I thought Chris Rock did and what he said was 72 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 5: abhorrent and wasn't funny. 73 00:03:11,800 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 9: It was a nasty game was. 74 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 4: It was nasty? 75 00:03:14,639 --> 00:03:18,440 Speaker 5: And I mean, I'm assuming he then knew about her condition, 76 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 5: that she has got PI shir. But then, look, for me, 77 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:24,440 Speaker 5: it's a really uncomfortably what Will Smith did and how 78 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,360 Speaker 5: the room sort of embraced him afterwards. And that's just 79 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,920 Speaker 5: for me, and I don't want to get too heavy 80 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:31,600 Speaker 5: with it, but it's that whole you know, triggering all 81 00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:34,760 Speaker 5: that stuff about domestic violence and what I did it 82 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:35,200 Speaker 5: for love? 83 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,120 Speaker 4: I did it out of love. 84 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:39,080 Speaker 5: All of that didn't sit very well, and I noticed 85 00:03:39,120 --> 00:03:41,200 Speaker 5: then he did come out twenty four hours later and 86 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 5: apologize to Chris Rock and you can put it. 87 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 4: Down to heat of the moment. 88 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,520 Speaker 5: But Carl also said because he cops it with the 89 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:50,560 Speaker 5: logos all the time, right yeah, yeah, yeah, And he 90 00:03:50,600 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 5: said there's something about when he cops it, it's different 91 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,040 Speaker 5: if his wife cops it. 92 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:56,240 Speaker 4: And then what that triggers in you? 93 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 3: Right? 94 00:03:56,720 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 5: So, but none of that justifies then getting up, because 95 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 5: then I said, so, what's that mean? 96 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:12,480 Speaker 4: You're going to get up and belt Tom Gleeson, Jesus. 97 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:15,000 Speaker 6: Don't ever got Yasmin. If Yasmin's off the car. 98 00:04:15,600 --> 00:04:16,560 Speaker 9: Wow, that's amazing. 99 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 2: Well, it's great chat. Speaking of Carl's not here at 100 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 2: the moment. I know what with all of this, I 101 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:24,480 Speaker 2: don't know. We don't know. 102 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:27,200 Speaker 7: We we think lazy, No, we do know lazy. Sure 103 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:29,279 Speaker 7: does he have a good reason for not coming for 104 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 7: this interview? 105 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:31,719 Speaker 4: Should I bring him and ask him? 106 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:33,840 Speaker 8: I think that's a great idea. I think we've got 107 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:35,480 Speaker 8: to go to a song. I think we should go 108 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:36,400 Speaker 8: to a song right now. 109 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:39,719 Speaker 7: Up next, you just call Karl and let's find out 110 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,560 Speaker 7: if he's just been lazy by missing this interview. 111 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,159 Speaker 8: Or if he has a real reason, it feels like 112 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,039 Speaker 8: he's skipped us. 113 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:47,760 Speaker 5: Yeah, and I can make him pay for this for 114 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,080 Speaker 5: the rest of his life if you want. 115 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:50,000 Speaker 3: We would love that. 116 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:50,960 Speaker 8: We would love that. 117 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,440 Speaker 2: Or you could just embarrass him on air up next 118 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:58,880 Speaker 2: right now, though, you can catch Karl Stefanovic and Ali 119 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,880 Speaker 2: langdon your weekday morning from five point thirty on the 120 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 2: Today Show. Alie's in the studio with us right now, Ali, 121 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:07,120 Speaker 2: we're about to call Carl, your partner on TV on 122 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:11,880 Speaker 2: the Today Show. Carl's not here, bigger fish to fry. 123 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,880 Speaker 2: That's that's that's that's how I feel about it. 124 00:05:13,920 --> 00:05:16,080 Speaker 7: I don't know about you, Woods, it's usually lazy like 125 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,880 Speaker 7: this sends you to all the media commitments for me. 126 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 5: I mean he's I mean maybe his relationship with you guys, 127 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:23,839 Speaker 5: it's a bit different, but right. 128 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:28,760 Speaker 2: Yeah, Celebrity Apprentice, which yeah he was. Yeah, he kissed 129 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:31,200 Speaker 2: my ass on Celebrity Apprentice. That isn't ad yet. 130 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 8: No, he has a little hook for everyone. 131 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:36,360 Speaker 7: There is a moment between Carl Stefanovic and Will on 132 00:05:36,480 --> 00:05:41,200 Speaker 7: Apprentice on the screens bears, may I think literally kissed 133 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:42,080 Speaker 7: your ass. 134 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:43,839 Speaker 9: Literally kissed my bare ass. 135 00:05:44,600 --> 00:05:47,320 Speaker 5: I've seen your bear thanks to the handcuffed chat. 136 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 2: And you know what it's all about, I mean, Carlott 137 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:51,720 Speaker 2: of the whole thing though. 138 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:57,920 Speaker 9: Its humans human all right. 139 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,520 Speaker 2: So what we're going to do is we're going to 140 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,760 Speaker 2: call carl now. So obviously we've rigged your phone into 141 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:04,840 Speaker 2: the desk here. He doesn't know that we're going to 142 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,080 Speaker 2: be listening to this. And I really just want to 143 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:07,239 Speaker 2: get to the bottom. 144 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:10,320 Speaker 9: What, what came over, what prioritized us? 145 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly to basically say if he had a real 146 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:14,280 Speaker 7: excuse for missing. 147 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:16,599 Speaker 5: Okay, so I'm ringing into saying, hey, why aren't you 148 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:17,640 Speaker 5: here at the interview with Will? 149 00:06:18,120 --> 00:06:18,280 Speaker 11: Yeah? 150 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:26,080 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah yeahs. 151 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:32,520 Speaker 10: Langdon, Hey what are you up to this afternoon? 152 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:33,640 Speaker 4: I thought you were meant to be here doing this 153 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:34,520 Speaker 4: interview with Will. 154 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:40,360 Speaker 12: Look, I just wasn't. I had a bit on in Sydney, 155 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:46,200 Speaker 12: but also I just didn't like I ran into those 156 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,599 Speaker 12: guys on the set to be honest with you of 157 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:53,240 Speaker 12: Celebrity Apprentice, and I just thought I just thought there 158 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:55,839 Speaker 12: a bit up themselves, and I didn't know why. I 159 00:06:55,839 --> 00:06:58,600 Speaker 12: didn't really know them that well, and I just thought 160 00:06:58,880 --> 00:07:03,280 Speaker 12: you guys are a bud wankers. The radiotypes of his 161 00:07:03,400 --> 00:07:06,600 Speaker 12: parade around like they're hotter than Haiti with their hair 162 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:07,039 Speaker 12: and stuff. 163 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 10: Yeah, but no, but it was like, that's okay. 164 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 4: Like it's some stage kiss wheels bears. 165 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 10: I didn't know which one it was. 166 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,120 Speaker 12: I didn't know which one it was, but it was 167 00:07:17,200 --> 00:07:17,960 Speaker 12: one of them. 168 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:18,640 Speaker 10: It was. 169 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,760 Speaker 9: You. 170 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,400 Speaker 4: That's I don't know you're gonna I don't know you're 171 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,120 Speaker 4: gonna unleash. 172 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,160 Speaker 12: That is not that is not the way we played 173 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:32,559 Speaker 12: the game. 174 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 10: I know, Eli. 175 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 8: It's a joke we called called. 176 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:48,080 Speaker 3: Carl. It was a brank, in a prank. 177 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:51,160 Speaker 6: You should have seen her face, Car, You should have 178 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:51,960 Speaker 6: seen her face. 179 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,840 Speaker 2: She's got like she's always willing up a little bit 180 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 2: like you were just so mortified. 181 00:07:59,440 --> 00:08:02,680 Speaker 8: That's why you Yeah, you. 182 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,240 Speaker 3: Guys smell like summer breezes. 183 00:08:06,920 --> 00:08:10,119 Speaker 7: That's actually how Carl described Will's ars when he kissed story. 184 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:11,120 Speaker 8: I think you were all. 185 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,480 Speaker 4: Very brave for taking me on. Have a very long memory. 186 00:08:13,640 --> 00:08:17,440 Speaker 4: Oh yeahtive nature. 187 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:21,320 Speaker 12: At this point that you can only sort of spin 188 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:22,320 Speaker 12: around in a circle. 189 00:08:22,440 --> 00:08:23,920 Speaker 3: So we're not really worried about. 190 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:28,760 Speaker 10: We'll let you. 191 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:30,280 Speaker 8: Deal with her tomorrow morning. Carl. 192 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:32,600 Speaker 3: Thanks, thanks for the show. 193 00:08:33,360 --> 00:08:36,920 Speaker 12: Love you guys, Love you anymore. 194 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,240 Speaker 3: Oh well wait, how about it? 195 00:08:41,160 --> 00:08:43,960 Speaker 8: The dogs dogs? 196 00:08:45,559 --> 00:08:53,120 Speaker 9: Absolutely you've been precluded. 197 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:55,800 Speaker 2: All right. You can catch Carlin now on today weekends 198 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:57,280 Speaker 2: five thirty am or nine. 199 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,840 Speaker 8: Ali, thanks for joining us. 200 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,679 Speaker 9: You can see that online. 201 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:02,480 Speaker 8: Out for yourself. 202 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:07,240 Speaker 9: Thanks mate, Well, and till the cuffs off. Gee whiz. 203 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:10,000 Speaker 2: We are excited Tom Gleason to join us a little 204 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,840 Speaker 2: bit later on, but honestly he's small fright. It's been 205 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:14,360 Speaker 2: six days in the cuffs. They are off in about 206 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:15,679 Speaker 2: half an hour's time here on Will. 207 00:09:15,840 --> 00:09:18,160 Speaker 8: But again they're getting a bit smelly as well. 208 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:21,920 Speaker 2: The cuffs have been smelling for four days, mate. 209 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:22,640 Speaker 10: Have they really? 210 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,040 Speaker 8: I've just picked up on it. 211 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,320 Speaker 7: The other thing I've picked up on WILL is an 212 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:32,320 Speaker 7: article that I read this morning that is hot Stuff Friday. 213 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:35,880 Speaker 6: So this article then I picked up on Will. 214 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:39,960 Speaker 7: It was about a Woolworths employee sort of pulling the 215 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:44,679 Speaker 7: curtain down in his life at Woolworths and he's revealed 216 00:09:44,720 --> 00:09:47,400 Speaker 7: the most annoying thing that customers can do in a 217 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 7: Woolworths question for you, what do you think it is? 218 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:52,240 Speaker 3: I'm going to. 219 00:09:52,240 --> 00:09:57,160 Speaker 2: Say, when you go to the self checkout and you 220 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:59,640 Speaker 2: you say you can clog the system up when you 221 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,720 Speaker 2: put some in the scanning area and then you say 222 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,559 Speaker 2: are using your own bag and they click no, and 223 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:04,840 Speaker 2: then it says wait for assistance. 224 00:10:06,559 --> 00:10:08,640 Speaker 8: So annoying every time. 225 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,760 Speaker 6: Yeah, I want to say you've hit the nail on 226 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:11,360 Speaker 6: the head. 227 00:10:11,200 --> 00:10:12,120 Speaker 8: Because that is a good one. 228 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:13,000 Speaker 9: It's very annoying. 229 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:15,480 Speaker 8: Not what the Woolworths employee thinks. 230 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,400 Speaker 7: This guy says that the most annoying thing customers do 231 00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:22,360 Speaker 7: is put items back in the wrong place. Oh yeah, 232 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:25,440 Speaker 7: item dumping is what we call it. It's called dump 233 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:26,160 Speaker 7: and item dump. 234 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 8: So you know you're childish. I'm not childish. 235 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:30,600 Speaker 5: Yeah. 236 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,200 Speaker 7: The other day I dumped in an aisle, though quite seriously, 237 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:35,640 Speaker 7: because I got halfway through my shop and I actually 238 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,440 Speaker 7: think this is on Woolworths. I have nothing against the 239 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:39,920 Speaker 7: fresh food people. I love the fresh food people. But 240 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:42,600 Speaker 7: I got halfway through my shop and realized they didn't 241 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,040 Speaker 7: have my gluten free wheat bigs. So I'm at the 242 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,120 Speaker 7: cereal section with half a basketfull. 243 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:48,920 Speaker 8: I'm dumping there will. 244 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,560 Speaker 9: Oh, you dumped the whole basket. 245 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,320 Speaker 7: I dumped the basket. It was a big dump. It 246 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,720 Speaker 7: was a sizable dump. But I think that's on them. 247 00:10:54,720 --> 00:10:57,120 Speaker 9: Jesus, but not having the. 248 00:10:56,679 --> 00:11:01,880 Speaker 7: Gluten free across the line have I so, Well, it's good, I. 249 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:04,360 Speaker 2: Know, although arguably because you've got so much stuff, it's 250 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:05,400 Speaker 2: harder for you to put back. 251 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,280 Speaker 8: That's what I was. I was under the cloth. 252 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:08,480 Speaker 9: So the big question here. 253 00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:12,840 Speaker 2: Really is is it a Woolworth employees job to put 254 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:14,960 Speaker 2: things back in the right place? 255 00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:15,120 Speaker 1: Well? 256 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:15,839 Speaker 8: This is what is that? 257 00:11:15,880 --> 00:11:16,760 Speaker 9: A customer's job? 258 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,640 Speaker 3: Well, this is exactly what it comes with the job. 259 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,320 Speaker 2: It's like when you go to the video store, you know, 260 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:22,720 Speaker 2: when you get to the counter and then goes do 261 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,000 Speaker 2: you want this and you go no, you do? 262 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:25,200 Speaker 9: You want me to put it back? And he goes no, no, no, 263 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:25,880 Speaker 9: I'll put it back. 264 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:26,560 Speaker 8: That's my job. 265 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,280 Speaker 7: It's like when you try on clothes and they go, Jo, 266 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,000 Speaker 7: put that back, and you go, yeah, i'd love you too. 267 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,000 Speaker 7: I guess you are on the clock, aren't you. I'm 268 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,560 Speaker 7: not putting I'm not folding it back up. 269 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 9: And yes, exactly. 270 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:36,520 Speaker 2: Well I think often they say that because when the 271 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:41,360 Speaker 2: customer folds it and puts it back. 272 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:44,600 Speaker 9: I've found out before. But but I think in a supermarket. 273 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. 274 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:46,920 Speaker 9: That's really tough, isn't it. 275 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:47,200 Speaker 10: Yeah. 276 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,280 Speaker 6: I think I think this person's winging for nothing. 277 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,480 Speaker 3: Really, yeah, I do. 278 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,320 Speaker 9: But I think someone dumps a whole basket. That's not fair, 279 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:53,640 Speaker 9: that's not. 280 00:11:53,600 --> 00:11:54,240 Speaker 8: Bring it back to me. 281 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:57,240 Speaker 7: The only reason I dumped the whole basket was because 282 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,840 Speaker 7: they were out of gluten freewee picks. 283 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:01,400 Speaker 6: And that's on them anyway. Will, I've had an idea 284 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:01,920 Speaker 6: of all of this. 285 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,960 Speaker 9: It's gluten free week picks anyway. 286 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:07,720 Speaker 7: People who are sillyac Will, And I know that's not me, 287 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:09,040 Speaker 7: but I have sensivties. 288 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:12,720 Speaker 8: We picks are good and they're cheap, sheep. That's what 289 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:14,040 Speaker 8: it comes down to, anyway. 290 00:12:14,160 --> 00:12:16,520 Speaker 2: That's what it always comes down to, right now, Well, 291 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:17,560 Speaker 2: and time is money. 292 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:19,040 Speaker 9: That's why you dumped your baskets. 293 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,319 Speaker 8: I'm a tight as and. 294 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:23,200 Speaker 7: I've shown my cards in two ways in this spot anyway. 295 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,920 Speaker 7: Thirteen one oh sixty five is a number when I 296 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,520 Speaker 7: have a bit of fun up next, give us a call. 297 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:29,439 Speaker 8: If you have a job, that's all you need. 298 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:31,560 Speaker 9: For a Friday. 299 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:34,600 Speaker 6: Wait, hang on aid as you there's one condition. 300 00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:35,240 Speaker 8: Here's the call. 301 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,760 Speaker 7: If you're breathing now, if you have If you have 302 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:41,160 Speaker 7: a job and there's something annoying about that job, ah, 303 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,960 Speaker 7: nice it down and then right up next, we're going 304 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:45,760 Speaker 7: to be trying to guess where that annoying thing is, 305 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,600 Speaker 7: because I reckon, we'll be good at it. All right, 306 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,280 Speaker 7: give us call thirteen one oh six five. Got a 307 00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 7: job and there's something annoying about it? 308 00:12:51,360 --> 00:12:51,719 Speaker 8: Right now? 309 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:51,960 Speaker 3: Will? 310 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,760 Speaker 7: We are trying to flex a bit of a mental skill. 311 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:58,440 Speaker 7: Hopefully we've asked people to call thirteen one oh six five. 312 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:03,280 Speaker 7: Just people with a job and there's something annoying about 313 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:06,079 Speaker 7: that job? Right Because well, I think with the powers 314 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:09,080 Speaker 7: of our brains, we are going to be able to 315 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,880 Speaker 7: guess what the most annoying part of these jobs are. 316 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,559 Speaker 9: Oh right, you back us here? 317 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:17,720 Speaker 3: Um, no, okay, Actually, what job do you hold? 318 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:18,920 Speaker 11: I'm a lawyer. 319 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:20,120 Speaker 8: You're a lawyer? 320 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:21,400 Speaker 3: That will? 321 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:25,240 Speaker 7: You've got a law degree. She's really hit to your forehand. There, 322 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:26,880 Speaker 7: she's hits your legal forehand. 323 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:28,240 Speaker 8: Yes, what do you reckon? 324 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,120 Speaker 6: The most annoying part about being a lawyer is. 325 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:38,679 Speaker 2: I'm going to say, like really really mundane administrative style jobs. 326 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,920 Speaker 2: Like I remember when I was working as a grad 327 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,000 Speaker 2: you'd get things where it'd be like highlight every time 328 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:49,720 Speaker 2: they mentioned the word procedure in this one thousand page document. 329 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,880 Speaker 7: That sort of gear should we be as specific as 330 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:52,800 Speaker 7: saying highlighting. 331 00:13:53,080 --> 00:13:56,839 Speaker 2: Ah yeah, I can actually probably do a lot of 332 00:13:56,880 --> 00:13:57,920 Speaker 2: highlighting as a lawyer. 333 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:58,320 Speaker 8: All right. 334 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,319 Speaker 7: Actually, we think the most annoying part of being the 335 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,160 Speaker 7: lawyer is highlighting. 336 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,920 Speaker 11: No mate, and we have control f now. 337 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,840 Speaker 8: In the age. Maybe that's right. 338 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,200 Speaker 11: Quit. 339 00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,800 Speaker 2: I didn't know about the shortcuts at the time. Whittling 340 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:18,559 Speaker 2: down a highlighter to a nub. 341 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,640 Speaker 7: It's the most annoying part, Ashley. 342 00:14:21,680 --> 00:14:23,920 Speaker 11: Explaining things that people just don't understand. 343 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,000 Speaker 4: Ah, there you go. 344 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,680 Speaker 8: It seem like the people you're defending such. 345 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:31,640 Speaker 2: A lawyer thing to say, Ashley, I mean god, stooping 346 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:33,880 Speaker 2: down to somebody's level to help them explain what they're 347 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:34,720 Speaker 2: getting sued. 348 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:38,600 Speaker 11: For clients make me feel bad. 349 00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:41,920 Speaker 9: Oh I will, I will. You're a commercial lawyer is 350 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,440 Speaker 9: one under what you deserve? 351 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:44,440 Speaker 8: All right, thanks the call. 352 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,480 Speaker 6: Actually, let's go to Adele here. Adele, what is your. 353 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,480 Speaker 8: Job that counts? 354 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:49,200 Speaker 10: Receiverbles? 355 00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:52,520 Speaker 9: It's calling people and asking for money back. 356 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,320 Speaker 8: Oh will, you're sure it's not. 357 00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,920 Speaker 2: I used to have a friend who used to work 358 00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,680 Speaker 2: in finance at a car dealership, and he said that. 359 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:01,560 Speaker 8: Was a shocking thing to do. 360 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:03,080 Speaker 9: Do you call people and they haven't got the money, 361 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:04,640 Speaker 9: and you're like, mate, you are. 362 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:06,200 Speaker 8: Let's shot with it, Adele. 363 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:08,720 Speaker 7: It's calling people and telling them that they are you 364 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,920 Speaker 7: money you Yes. 365 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:19,440 Speaker 13: Well, slightly over the top celebration music, but we deserve it. 366 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,680 Speaker 7: Go and make some phone calls. Hopefully never to me. 367 00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:25,640 Speaker 7: I'm a tight house and you'll never get it. Adel 368 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:31,440 Speaker 7: what is my fourth name? I'm on the run. And Wendy, 369 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,560 Speaker 7: what's your job? 370 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:39,800 Speaker 11: Well, I'm kind of cut deeper, surely dealing with on 371 00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:40,680 Speaker 11: a talent. 372 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,160 Speaker 7: Yeah, it's going to be the worst, doesn't it, Wendy, 373 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:44,160 Speaker 7: is that the answer? 374 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,320 Speaker 11: It is the worst, and that is the answer. 375 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:53,520 Speaker 7: Specifically, guys, bricks, hang on, what are you saying when. 376 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:59,120 Speaker 11: You specifically these two guys who walks into the building 377 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:03,520 Speaker 11: every day. One I don't want to even mention his fluctuance. 378 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,480 Speaker 8: Fluctuance or flatulence. 379 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:14,280 Speaker 11: Analysts, that's what I found familiar. 380 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:22,520 Speaker 7: I can't believe you, God, my flatlence, my fluctuance. That's 381 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,760 Speaker 7: why you're not on air there alys. 382 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,320 Speaker 2: By yourself? 383 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,320 Speaker 10: Mate? Does anyone else know about this? 384 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:34,480 Speaker 3: Toilets? 385 00:16:36,480 --> 00:16:38,360 Speaker 11: No, I'm hiding down the hallway from you. 386 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:41,880 Speaker 3: Guys, all right, get back to work. Can you get 387 00:16:41,880 --> 00:16:42,400 Speaker 3: me a tea. 388 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,200 Speaker 8: Seriously, get me a t. 389 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,720 Speaker 2: One of our favorite guests, Tom Gleason, he's in the 390 00:16:49,760 --> 00:16:51,080 Speaker 2: studio with us right now. 391 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:51,400 Speaker 10: Tom. 392 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,680 Speaker 8: Welcome, Oh, thank you. Yes, it's great to be back, 393 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:56,880 Speaker 8: thank you. 394 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,880 Speaker 2: And bagging a big way like in back touring live, 395 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,520 Speaker 2: ELBM and Comedy Festival obviously. 396 00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,600 Speaker 9: Yeah, two years it got wiped out. 397 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:05,560 Speaker 14: Yeah, well I'm doing Hard Quiz live this year. I'm 398 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:09,200 Speaker 14: doing a quiz show live and it is huge in Adelaide. 399 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,200 Speaker 8: I did the Adelade. 400 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:13,040 Speaker 14: Entertainment Center, right, yeah, right, that's a venue cold Play 401 00:17:13,040 --> 00:17:18,480 Speaker 14: couldn't sell out with a quiz, not any quiz, A 402 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,560 Speaker 14: quiz from the A B C. Which doesn't have a 403 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,760 Speaker 14: proper price. I don't know, I don't understand it. We've 404 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,320 Speaker 14: got merch shirts with Hard Quiz. 405 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:30,919 Speaker 2: It's crazy who plays, So it's just punters from the audience. 406 00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,800 Speaker 14: So get people out of the crowd. And it's great 407 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:36,400 Speaker 14: because see the ABC, they'revery diligent. So with the auditioning process, 408 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 14: it's quite quite concentrated. Quite you got to jump through 409 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 14: a lot of hoops. Yes, with the live show you 410 00:17:42,359 --> 00:17:44,440 Speaker 14: turn up there's only one hoop, it's called me. 411 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:47,280 Speaker 8: And you can you can. 412 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,800 Speaker 14: Just get up on stage and abuse me straight up? Really, 413 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,760 Speaker 14: how many shows invite people out of the crowd to 414 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,639 Speaker 14: get on stage and call them an asshole? 415 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:55,240 Speaker 8: Not many. 416 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,400 Speaker 9: It's a free for you as well, I imagine. 417 00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:01,560 Speaker 8: So let's let's not focus on that. 418 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,040 Speaker 14: Let's focus on let's focus on what the contestants can 419 00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:06,520 Speaker 14: say to me. 420 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,760 Speaker 8: Will I be able to handle it? 421 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:09,400 Speaker 10: Maybe? 422 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:16,800 Speaker 8: Maybe, maybe not. We're not going to do not try 423 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:17,800 Speaker 8: for a second. 424 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:19,240 Speaker 3: Are you concerned though, a little bit? 425 00:18:19,240 --> 00:18:22,280 Speaker 7: Obviously what happened earlier in the week Will Smith's hitting comedians. 426 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,240 Speaker 7: You're now inviting people in the crowd to walk up 427 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:25,800 Speaker 7: on stage. 428 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,280 Speaker 14: Well, unlike Will Smith, I'm not worried because people who 429 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:30,439 Speaker 14: come to my shows have a sense of humor, so 430 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:35,520 Speaker 14: they're fine. They're comfortable with themselves. They can come up, 431 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,040 Speaker 14: I can have a go at them, they can have 432 00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:38,960 Speaker 14: a go at me, and it's no problem. And we 433 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,560 Speaker 14: don't smack each other in the face. You know why, 434 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:47,359 Speaker 14: we're adults. Yeah, we are adults, and we're not in daycare. 435 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,119 Speaker 7: Have you actually we actually spoke to Will Anderson earlier 436 00:18:51,160 --> 00:18:54,000 Speaker 7: this week just about people in the crowd showing like 437 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:57,879 Speaker 7: physical taunts or effectively angry about what a comedian said, 438 00:18:58,080 --> 00:18:59,520 Speaker 7: have you ever been physically threatened before? 439 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,159 Speaker 3: Quite? 440 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:02,440 Speaker 14: There was someone in the front row at the comedy 441 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:05,719 Speaker 14: Store many years ago who wanted to fight me, and 442 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,360 Speaker 14: I think it was I don't know, I just made 443 00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:09,000 Speaker 14: fun of his head or something. I don't know what 444 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:11,919 Speaker 14: it was. It was nothing that, you know, outrageous, but 445 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:16,000 Speaker 14: he was really angry. Obviously his masculinity had been compromised. 446 00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:18,320 Speaker 14: So the way I fixed it was I just crawled 447 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:20,080 Speaker 14: down out of the stage and sat on his lap 448 00:19:20,119 --> 00:19:23,800 Speaker 14: and gave him a big hug and we spit into 449 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,879 Speaker 14: his ear, not so the only he could hear, and 450 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:31,200 Speaker 14: not the crowd. I just said, it's just comedy, mate. 451 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:35,120 Speaker 14: You know what happened. He relaxed, really, his arms went 452 00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:37,080 Speaker 14: down here. Yeah, he just needed a bit of love. 453 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,040 Speaker 6: Often men do they just need a hug. 454 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:41,840 Speaker 10: I mean, will. 455 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,919 Speaker 14: Chris Rocket said hey, what's wrong in your life? And 456 00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:48,120 Speaker 14: gave him a hug. As we see, the tears would 457 00:19:48,119 --> 00:19:49,040 Speaker 14: have flowed very easily. 458 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,560 Speaker 9: Hun, Do you think that was the issue. 459 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,960 Speaker 2: I mean, obviously this has been dissected all week because 460 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:56,560 Speaker 2: obviously we just don't know what the relationship was between 461 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:56,920 Speaker 2: those two. 462 00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:57,760 Speaker 9: I still don't. 463 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:58,720 Speaker 3: We still haven't. 464 00:19:58,520 --> 00:20:01,000 Speaker 2: Seen the turning point in him him when he goes 465 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:03,880 Speaker 2: from laughing out loud to walking up. 466 00:20:03,760 --> 00:20:05,280 Speaker 8: And slapping in the face. 467 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:09,760 Speaker 14: Exchange for me is the foot. It's like his associate path, 468 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:14,479 Speaker 14: isn't it? Someone who's divorced from their own emotions? And 469 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:17,199 Speaker 14: he has been doing emotions for money in acting for 470 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:20,359 Speaker 14: so long he's forgotten who he is. That's what I 471 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,359 Speaker 14: think might have happened. Who is Will Smith? We all 472 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:25,720 Speaker 14: don't know any more, do we. It's gonna be hard 473 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,359 Speaker 14: for him to do a comedy now, isn't it, because 474 00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:29,200 Speaker 14: people are going to want to slap the screen. 475 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:34,960 Speaker 8: I don't like that joke. Well smack, We've. 476 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:37,040 Speaker 2: Got more with Tom Leason out next you get tickets, 477 00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,560 Speaker 2: go and see him live. 478 00:20:38,640 --> 00:20:39,480 Speaker 9: Hardcore is live. 479 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:41,719 Speaker 2: Tom Gleason dot com dotterr who is paying the Melbourne 480 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:43,920 Speaker 2: Comedy Festival to nights of your own Melbourne? And you 481 00:20:43,960 --> 00:20:45,800 Speaker 2: want to get down there and you don't like. 482 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,560 Speaker 9: Hitting comedians, but you've got a good sense. 483 00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:50,560 Speaker 14: Of him, But ye jump on stage, call me an asshole. 484 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,840 Speaker 14: I won't slap you, you don't slap me. It's a 485 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:55,600 Speaker 14: real simple deal with It's called the law. 486 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:01,520 Speaker 2: We've got Tom Gleeson in this studio. If you're in Melbourne, 487 00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:04,000 Speaker 2: you can see him tonight. He's doing Hard Quiz live. 488 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,479 Speaker 2: Tom Gleason dot com dot au already been to Adelaide, 489 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,920 Speaker 2: already been a camera But don't worry. He's gonna go 490 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,440 Speaker 2: to Sydney, Brisbane, Newcastle, Perth the work. So you get 491 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:13,600 Speaker 2: a chance to see Hard Quiz live in your hometown. 492 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,840 Speaker 2: Very exciting. But Tom, even more exciting is that when 493 00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,479 Speaker 2: you came in here, we got told there was some 494 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,560 Speaker 2: audio on you to play. 495 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:24,240 Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, and you actually just sort of stormed in 496 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,679 Speaker 7: here and we were still doing our prep. 497 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:27,399 Speaker 8: So no one's. 498 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,640 Speaker 7: Heard the audio yet, okay, but we thought it would 499 00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:31,600 Speaker 7: just be fun to well play it. 500 00:21:31,760 --> 00:21:32,160 Speaker 8: Okay. 501 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:34,560 Speaker 14: We got caught up in a lot of jokes about 502 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:38,160 Speaker 14: your mother last time. Yeah, how is your mother? 503 00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:39,640 Speaker 10: She's really good? 504 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:46,520 Speaker 8: Yeah, I know, who is that? 505 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,320 Speaker 10: Who are you talking to? 506 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,639 Speaker 8: A contestant on Hard Quiz. 507 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:58,320 Speaker 14: So what happened was his experts subject was warcraft, and 508 00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,560 Speaker 14: so when he first came on the show, I said, 509 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:02,199 Speaker 14: what kind of banter do you have? Because I know 510 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:03,919 Speaker 14: that you like to you know, people rag on each 511 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,360 Speaker 14: other when they're doing like, you know, when they're playing online. 512 00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:07,520 Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. 513 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,040 Speaker 14: So he said, oh, we do a lot of jokes 514 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,400 Speaker 14: about people's mums. So then I proceeded to do jokes 515 00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,240 Speaker 14: about his mom for the whole episode. So and I 516 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:17,439 Speaker 14: invited him back for a second ago and that was 517 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,560 Speaker 14: me first saying hello to him, and we were straight 518 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,120 Speaker 14: back in there. 519 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 8: Now I have context, can I really get. 520 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,520 Speaker 14: I hadn't seen him since the other episode. I welcomed 521 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,240 Speaker 14: him back, Thanks for coming back to the show. 522 00:22:30,359 --> 00:22:31,359 Speaker 8: Period. 523 00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,600 Speaker 14: We got caught up in a lot of jokes about 524 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:34,600 Speaker 14: your mother last time. 525 00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:37,200 Speaker 8: How is your mother? 526 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:38,680 Speaker 10: She's really good? 527 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,159 Speaker 8: Yeah I know. 528 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:47,640 Speaker 14: And he was so disappointed in himself. They did walk 529 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,640 Speaker 14: into the same. 530 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:55,240 Speaker 8: Track, immediately opened the door. He walked straight through showing 531 00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,360 Speaker 8: the best mum joke I heard. 532 00:22:56,359 --> 00:22:58,520 Speaker 7: This is something that Shane Warn, the Great Shane Warn 533 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,640 Speaker 7: needs to tell this story. He was sliding a Sri 534 00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,879 Speaker 7: Lankan cricketer by the name of Ajuna Ranatunga who was 535 00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:04,680 Speaker 7: a little bit heavy. 536 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,719 Speaker 8: It was he was overweight, aDNA Ranatunga. 537 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,520 Speaker 7: And and Shane WARN's in the lips and he starts 538 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,960 Speaker 7: giving him heaps about his about his weight, just like, 539 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,240 Speaker 7: oh you are so fat, how are you getting between 540 00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:16,680 Speaker 7: the weeks. 541 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,200 Speaker 8: My god, look at the size of you. How did 542 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:19,960 Speaker 8: you get so fat? 543 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:23,920 Speaker 7: And apparently turns around, looks at warning and goes, well, 544 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,719 Speaker 7: I put them a fair bit of weight because every 545 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,440 Speaker 7: time I slip with your mum she gives me a. 546 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:32,480 Speaker 8: Cookie and warnings that. He just started laughing. 547 00:23:32,800 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, he didn't do He didn't go and slapper 548 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,760 Speaker 14: Juna and so get. 549 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:46,000 Speaker 8: My mother's name out of your mouth. You didn't. 550 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,400 Speaker 14: Yeah, And also just quietly, if you're upset with a comedian, 551 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,000 Speaker 14: don't mention anything about your wife and someone's mouth in 552 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:55,160 Speaker 14: the same sentence. Most comedians can put those two things 553 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:56,840 Speaker 14: together to hurt quickly. 554 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,520 Speaker 9: Chris Rock stepped away. That was really great. 555 00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:02,280 Speaker 8: He stepped away. He had had the offer of a 556 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,040 Speaker 8: wife and a. 557 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:07,680 Speaker 14: Mouth options and went, no, we're going to go to 558 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:08,000 Speaker 14: an apple. 559 00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:13,240 Speaker 2: You're better than this restraint now, by the way, went on, 560 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:16,560 Speaker 2: see Tom and like you want to actually give him 561 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:17,600 Speaker 2: any grief, good luck. 562 00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:21,440 Speaker 8: The man is a human flow torch. You're not survived. 563 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,640 Speaker 9: But what hard quizy is live. 564 00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:26,200 Speaker 2: In Melbourne to night and all across the Tom Gleason 565 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:29,040 Speaker 2: not coming to you, so our analyse, our producer. 566 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,160 Speaker 8: He meant before. Yeah, as I said, you stormed in here. 567 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,920 Speaker 9: Yeah, we'd never chanced to hear the audio. 568 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:35,840 Speaker 8: We didn't have a chance. 569 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:37,919 Speaker 2: But she's still briefing me on me. What I was 570 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,320 Speaker 2: talking to her about something she had here on the sheet. Well, 571 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:43,240 Speaker 2: she puts the sheets together, all the facts about you. 572 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:46,320 Speaker 8: Yeah, she prints out Wikipedia you read it out. No, quite, 573 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:47,879 Speaker 8: that's commercial radio. 574 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:49,600 Speaker 3: Work there. 575 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,520 Speaker 2: To that point, she's found something on your Wikipedia, which 576 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:57,639 Speaker 2: I really want to ask you because she wrote it 577 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,439 Speaker 2: on the thing and I was like, where did you 578 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,199 Speaker 2: get the and she was like, it's literally it's on 579 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,120 Speaker 2: his Wikipedia. 580 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:07,760 Speaker 8: So this is just outrageous. 581 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,800 Speaker 9: But I'm going, this is what your Wikipedia says. 582 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:14,560 Speaker 2: In twenty seventeen, Gleeson was credited for the decision to 583 00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:18,080 Speaker 2: cast Sophie Monk as the lead in The Bachelorette in Australia. 584 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:18,400 Speaker 5: Yeah. 585 00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:22,280 Speaker 8: Everyone everyone forgot seen. Well everyone's you cast her? 586 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,439 Speaker 14: Everyone, Well it's it's they're being loose with the with 587 00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,480 Speaker 14: the waved no no no, but like. 588 00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:30,800 Speaker 8: It's well, what happened was I didn't when I used 589 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:31,040 Speaker 8: to do. 590 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,439 Speaker 14: A segment called hard Chat, Yes, yes, yes, and Sophie 591 00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,520 Speaker 14: Monk was she was on hard Chat remember that and 592 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,359 Speaker 14: I was talking about, how do you wish you're on 593 00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:39,760 Speaker 14: a reality show now unlike the terrible ones used to 594 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:41,880 Speaker 14: be on My pop Stars And she said, yeah, I'd 595 00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:43,359 Speaker 14: love to be on one. And I just said, like 596 00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:46,320 Speaker 14: what And she said the Bachelorette And this is like 597 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:49,600 Speaker 14: weeks before she got cast as a bacherette bang. 598 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,680 Speaker 8: And I said, are you like so you didn't cut? 599 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:53,000 Speaker 3: No? 600 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,520 Speaker 8: No, So I said, what you want to be on 601 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:55,560 Speaker 8: the battery? I said, that's weird. 602 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:59,320 Speaker 14: They don't have celebrity celebrity batcherettes. That doesn't happen. That 603 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:02,440 Speaker 14: clip got watched over a million times. Are you telling me? 604 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,840 Speaker 14: Channel ten don't look at that and. 605 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,080 Speaker 3: Go ooh ratings. 606 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,240 Speaker 8: That's how it works. 607 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:12,840 Speaker 14: Coming up next with more Will and Woody, The Will 608 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,000 Speaker 14: and Woody Podcast. 609 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:20,000 Speaker 2: Very Surely the uncuffing, what's the uncoupling? The liberation? Six days, 610 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,840 Speaker 2: twenty three hours, fifty five minutes. You and I have 611 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,680 Speaker 2: been handcuffed to each other. It's about to end. It's 612 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,399 Speaker 2: been a journey. 613 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,280 Speaker 8: I'm going to be honest, it has absolutely Firse. 614 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:33,720 Speaker 7: I said to Ryan Sheldon earlier in the week. He 615 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,040 Speaker 7: asked that question, and I think my answer remains, I'm 616 00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:39,400 Speaker 7: going to be in some sort of state of undress 617 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,280 Speaker 7: running through a park. 618 00:26:42,359 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 8: You know the movie Gladiator, some. 619 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:45,680 Speaker 9: Sort of state of undress. 620 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,240 Speaker 8: Yeah, I'll be fully nude. 621 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,200 Speaker 6: If I can't see anyone, you'll be arrested. 622 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:53,760 Speaker 7: Okay, I will be an underwear look, potentially footwear. I'm 623 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,439 Speaker 7: going to be honest. I'm just thinking this through as 624 00:26:55,440 --> 00:27:00,320 Speaker 7: I talk. But obviously the terrain might be rough, sticks, rocks, cetera, 625 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,840 Speaker 7: runners and jocks. I will run through a field. Okay, 626 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,040 Speaker 7: That's that's what I'm doing. And I've taken far too 627 00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,200 Speaker 7: long to answer that question because. 628 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:13,480 Speaker 6: Everyone wants to know. Will what a Chinese man is. 629 00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:18,200 Speaker 7: Doing living at the Beijing airport for the last fourteen years? 630 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:19,360 Speaker 8: How long is this going to take? 631 00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,360 Speaker 6: What's that's the story? 632 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,520 Speaker 15: As if you're not into this, I'm a blood called 633 00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:29,080 Speaker 15: Wai Jang Wei Jiang Gao, a Chinese man in his sixties, 634 00:27:29,119 --> 00:27:32,040 Speaker 15: has spent the last fourteen years at the airport, living 635 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,640 Speaker 15: at the airport, and I can tell you this well, why, Well, 636 00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:41,600 Speaker 15: it's because of something that his family was refusing him 637 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:42,040 Speaker 15: to do. 638 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,199 Speaker 3: Right, what do you think that was? 639 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:48,600 Speaker 2: Come and ask a couple of like very mechanical questions 640 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:50,159 Speaker 2: if I can sounds boring. 641 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:54,480 Speaker 9: Yeah, I know, but what do you no? 642 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:57,320 Speaker 7: I'm not far away with your mechanical story to begin 643 00:27:57,400 --> 00:28:00,600 Speaker 7: with that awesome shocking story that is all over the 644 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,359 Speaker 7: China Daily. 645 00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:03,000 Speaker 8: China Daily are loving this. 646 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:03,439 Speaker 10: Where's he? 647 00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:08,600 Speaker 2: Where's he sleeping the airport? I get that, but like 648 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,119 Speaker 2: where's he sleeping? He gets sucked in? 649 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,560 Speaker 8: He's settled in terminal too. 650 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:17,199 Speaker 7: You gets obviously he's been a few days in Terminal one, 651 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,520 Speaker 7: didn't like the view, and apparently Terminal two quite close 652 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:22,639 Speaker 7: to the toilets, so he's happy about that. 653 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:25,040 Speaker 8: And there's a good bubbler. He reckons it's the bubbler. 654 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:28,959 Speaker 7: Of the airport, and he just all the bubblers. And 655 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,040 Speaker 7: he's finally settled in terminal two, and sometimes he has 656 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,200 Speaker 7: a hold terminal five. 657 00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:36,960 Speaker 2: Apparently apparently all right, you're done with your terminal gear. 658 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:39,680 Speaker 6: Well you asked the question. Yeah, so his family. 659 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,000 Speaker 7: The reason is he's run away from his family and 660 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:43,760 Speaker 7: living there because his family won't let him do something. 661 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:44,720 Speaker 8: What do you think that is? 662 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:45,920 Speaker 9: Smoke and drink? 663 00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:48,400 Speaker 8: Yep, you've bloody got it, well done. 664 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,200 Speaker 2: I also read the email this morning. 665 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,560 Speaker 9: I just wanted you to step out the story for me. 666 00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:54,880 Speaker 8: Well done anyway, Well that's all. 667 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,120 Speaker 3: Probably all we've got time for. 668 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:02,480 Speaker 7: Smoking and drinking is why he will not return home anyway. 669 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,560 Speaker 6: Let's go to the news. 670 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:08,040 Speaker 3: We got the news been a trefoil as well. 671 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,360 Speaker 2: We get uncomfed on the other side, as you can, 672 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:13,640 Speaker 2: as you can imagine. 673 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,440 Speaker 9: After that, I am overwhelmingly done with you. 674 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:17,640 Speaker 8: It's Will. 675 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,480 Speaker 2: Was the time is now We've been handcuffed together for 676 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:23,560 Speaker 2: a whole week. 677 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,480 Speaker 5: And your freedom in Fiji, but now Fiji Airways dot com. 678 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:31,480 Speaker 12: We handcuffed Will and Woody together for a week and 679 00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:32,440 Speaker 12: we've thrown away to. 680 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:41,800 Speaker 6: How bad could it get? I mean, really, Willen Woody handcuff? 681 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,240 Speaker 2: All right, mate, let's get into it. Unfortunately, because this 682 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:46,560 Speaker 2: is radio, we can't. 683 00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:49,080 Speaker 9: Just turn these things off immediately. Lots of people are 684 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:51,000 Speaker 9: just listening for the first time. They've got no idea 685 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:51,680 Speaker 9: what's going on? 686 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,240 Speaker 8: Catch up on the podcast? Can we just take these off. 687 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,080 Speaker 2: If you've missed, if you missed anything from the whole week, 688 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,600 Speaker 2: this is what it's been. 689 00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,320 Speaker 1: It really has been like the week during Will and 690 00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:05,040 Speaker 1: Woody handcuffs And like the latest Batman movie, we thought 691 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:09,480 Speaker 1: we'd never ever reach the end, but here we finally are, 692 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:12,360 Speaker 1: but before we unchained them and release them back into 693 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,840 Speaker 1: the world, Let's go back to the beginning. 694 00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,920 Speaker 8: Beginning, beginning, beginning, beginning. 695 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:21,360 Speaker 1: It all began with a phone call to Go Logi 696 00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:22,640 Speaker 1: winner John Wood. 697 00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,840 Speaker 7: Hello, would you be open to coming in tomorrow live 698 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,680 Speaker 7: on the show and and handcuffiness? 699 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:27,960 Speaker 2: Yeah? 700 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,040 Speaker 10: Sure it. 701 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,160 Speaker 3: Well as luck would have it, John, they. 702 00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,320 Speaker 1: Really are stupid enough to do it. Enter stage left, 703 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:40,000 Speaker 1: John Wood, a k a. Senior Sergeant Tom Croydon from 704 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:40,960 Speaker 1: Blue Here he. 705 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:44,080 Speaker 8: Goes into the studio. I don't like I'm at a 706 00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:46,040 Speaker 8: hen's party or something. 707 00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:46,240 Speaker 3: Let's go on. 708 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,040 Speaker 8: This is wild. 709 00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:52,720 Speaker 1: There's a real Woody on this one. 710 00:30:53,080 --> 00:30:55,680 Speaker 10: I don't want to see these cuffs off for seven days. 711 00:30:57,160 --> 00:30:58,320 Speaker 8: That's some method. 712 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:01,480 Speaker 1: Acting even Russell Crow would apply. So let's begin the 713 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:12,240 Speaker 1: week in handcuff It's a big night of that, big boy. 714 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,160 Speaker 1: They really have learnt and dare I say, grown from 715 00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:23,880 Speaker 1: the experience, learning how to shower, togain, going to the toilet. 716 00:31:23,520 --> 00:31:30,360 Speaker 8: Together, eating together. 717 00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:35,160 Speaker 1: Although Will did struggle with woodis FODMAP friendly, dairy free, 718 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:37,800 Speaker 1: gluten free, flavor free, taste free diet. 719 00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,040 Speaker 10: Maybe got some light milk or common. 720 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,120 Speaker 8: They were not big fans of dairy here in the 721 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:45,840 Speaker 8: white hole household. Let's just like just like vomit with 722 00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:49,400 Speaker 8: water and the nits. Even try riding a bike to 723 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,120 Speaker 8: work together. If you can believe that. 724 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,560 Speaker 6: Three two one, and we're off. 725 00:31:56,080 --> 00:32:06,320 Speaker 10: The can's going up left, left, left, just. 726 00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,040 Speaker 8: Because we can. 727 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:08,280 Speaker 10: Let's hear that. 728 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,880 Speaker 1: But this time, DJ slow that sit beat down nice 729 00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:12,360 Speaker 1: and small. 730 00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,320 Speaker 8: My god, let's hear at one more note. Okay, he's 731 00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:21,920 Speaker 8: giving me the look. We should probably move on, and 732 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:22,680 Speaker 8: so we shall. 733 00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:26,520 Speaker 1: Now this surprised all of us attending a birth class together. 734 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:29,160 Speaker 3: Wood. He really did know his stuff. 735 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:31,800 Speaker 7: What do we know about the Peace center provide the 736 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:35,160 Speaker 7: nutrients to the baby in the world. Yeah, that waste 737 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,160 Speaker 7: as well from the baby was But. 738 00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:41,280 Speaker 1: The man really did struggle with the more practical side 739 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:43,280 Speaker 1: when they watched a birth happen. 740 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:44,400 Speaker 5: It looks like. 741 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:46,240 Speaker 10: Before. 742 00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:53,440 Speaker 1: Oh oh, but the question on everyone's mind after a 743 00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:56,560 Speaker 1: full week of being handcuffed together, have our dynamic duo 744 00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:00,400 Speaker 1: learned anything as a couple. Let's get some expert advice 745 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,120 Speaker 1: from a couple's counselor where they finally hit a breakthrough. 746 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,160 Speaker 16: You've given me a certain amount of time and attention 747 00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:11,040 Speaker 16: for so long, and it sounds ridiculous, but yeah, it's 748 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:14,600 Speaker 16: almost like I will probably be jealous of your baby. 749 00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:17,160 Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, but I feel like you've got nothing 750 00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:20,640 Speaker 2: to be jealous of though, because you and I feel 751 00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:25,280 Speaker 2: like our relationship exists in a sphere that is different 752 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:27,880 Speaker 2: to what the relationship with my child would be like. Sure, 753 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:30,280 Speaker 2: there will be time that will be devoted more to 754 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:31,960 Speaker 2: my child, but I. 755 00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,880 Speaker 9: Don't think there's anything or anyone that could ever be. 756 00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:37,720 Speaker 2: Born that would ever occupy the space that you occupy 757 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,200 Speaker 2: in my heart. 758 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:41,400 Speaker 1: I'm not crying, okay, there's just there's dust in this 759 00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,760 Speaker 1: voiceover booth. Hit someone, get rid of all the dust 760 00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:46,120 Speaker 1: in the voiceover booth. 761 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,560 Speaker 8: Beautiful moment at the end. Actually that was quite beautiful 762 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,640 Speaker 8: that we got that from that. You know, theraph is 763 00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:51,520 Speaker 8: very good. 764 00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:52,640 Speaker 9: But we're done. 765 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,720 Speaker 8: We're going to go to a song. I'm not a 766 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,040 Speaker 8: song three minutes ago. 767 00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:58,040 Speaker 2: No, it's right he home. But I have to play 768 00:33:58,040 --> 00:33:59,600 Speaker 2: a song. You know, you have to play a song. 769 00:33:59,680 --> 00:34:02,680 Speaker 2: The un cuffing happens on the other side. Don't go anywhere. 770 00:34:02,720 --> 00:34:05,280 Speaker 2: It's Will and Boody all right, here we go. It 771 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:06,040 Speaker 2: is time. 772 00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,200 Speaker 9: We have been cuffed to each other for a whole week. 773 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:13,160 Speaker 5: Find your freedom in Fiji Book now Fiji Airways dot com. 774 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:16,440 Speaker 10: We handcuffed Will and Woody together for a week and 775 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,719 Speaker 10: we've thrown away after. 776 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,960 Speaker 8: Will and Woody handcuffed. 777 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,880 Speaker 9: All right, mate, and now this is it. Let's just 778 00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,640 Speaker 9: go seven days we're doing it. 779 00:34:26,719 --> 00:34:29,600 Speaker 2: No, we have to play an unnecessarily large piece of 780 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:30,200 Speaker 2: build up. 781 00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:33,400 Speaker 8: This is outrageous. Can we just take our handcuffs? The 782 00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,759 Speaker 8: theater of it, the theater of it. 783 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,719 Speaker 9: It's the theater of it. 784 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,680 Speaker 8: Okay, well, buddy, play the thing. 785 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,920 Speaker 9: All right, here we go, the big moment. 786 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:42,560 Speaker 8: The time has come. 787 00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:46,240 Speaker 1: Will and Woody have been handcuffed together for a total 788 00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:51,040 Speaker 1: of one hundred and sixty seven hours and fifty nine minutes. 789 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,160 Speaker 8: It is time. 790 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,879 Speaker 10: Let's unlock the handcuffs. 791 00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:59,560 Speaker 4: In three tu. 792 00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:09,160 Speaker 13: There we are, and we're uncuffed. There's a bit of 793 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:12,400 Speaker 13: an anti clo if I'm being honest. Oh, look at 794 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,480 Speaker 13: all the separation I'm getting. No, I'm at least a 795 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,880 Speaker 13: meter and half away. 796 00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,240 Speaker 3: What I'm feeling. What I'm feeling? 797 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,480 Speaker 2: My god, you. 798 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,279 Speaker 7: Probably couldn't even hear the clip undo there, but we 799 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:26,560 Speaker 7: are uncapped. 800 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:27,960 Speaker 8: You know, they're big boy. 801 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:31,040 Speaker 6: And the shocking news for us though this is quite 802 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:31,880 Speaker 6: a small studio. 803 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,200 Speaker 8: We still have half an hour. 804 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:38,240 Speaker 13: Afraid I might just go for a jog outside or something. 805 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:41,360 Speaker 2: Though, Oh my god, o god, he's amazing. 806 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,400 Speaker 3: I'm trying to go to the toilet together. 807 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:44,759 Speaker 8: Absolute already. 808 00:35:45,719 --> 00:35:47,400 Speaker 2: I never want to see you ever again. 809 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,959 Speaker 8: Oh that hasn't worked well, then, has it at all? 810 00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:53,760 Speaker 10: Again? 811 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,200 Speaker 2: A big shout out to our team who got around 812 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,120 Speaker 2: us and filmed all that for us, recorded that for us, 813 00:35:59,200 --> 00:35:59,920 Speaker 2: we are free. 814 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,919 Speaker 6: Well, don't forget, no, no, just freed 815 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:07,360 Speaker 1: Him in Fiji buck now, Fiji Airways dot com.