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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Before you head into your weekends, why don't you get

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Speaker 1: rid of release the dumb, stupid, idiotic thing you did

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Speaker 1: this week? We are Why are you a genius this week?

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Speaker 2: Genius? Smart Einstein Genius of the week.

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Speaker 3: My daughter and her fiance they lost power, drove forty

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Speaker 3: minutes to stay over and cooked their meal, only to realize.

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Speaker 2: They had a guess oven.

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Speaker 4: And so I own air pods and I could keep

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Speaker 4: hearing you banging in them, and I took them to

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Speaker 4: jab High Fi. I had a warranty.

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Speaker 3: Two weeks later, it was happening again, and my earrings

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Speaker 3: were banging onto their ip.

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Speaker 2: I've got two ovens at home. I put them oven on,

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Speaker 2: put the loves in the top pubven, write them ten minutes,

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Speaker 2: put the meloves out.

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Speaker 1: It's still cold, all right? So, Patsy, why are you

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Speaker 1: a genius this week?

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Speaker 5: Do you know what I did last night? Audrey went

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Speaker 5: to theater school last night, and I was half asleep,

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Speaker 5: but had a really big day been out in the

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Speaker 5: afternoon and I looked down at my feet as I

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Speaker 5: was walking back to the car. I had two different

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Speaker 5: thongs on.

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Speaker 1: One start a new thing of two different shoes on

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Speaker 1: one on each foot. Great if you can't decide.

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Speaker 5: Not even like similar in style. One was white with

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Speaker 5: a buckle and the other was black.

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Speaker 1: Have you got crocs yet? Pat?

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Speaker 5: I will never never.

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Speaker 1: I saw a photo of the weekend right now. I

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Speaker 1: remember we were talking about crocs on the show, and

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Speaker 1: all you did said, well, my wife has them, and

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Speaker 1: you joined in the ribbon. I saw folks at the

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Speaker 1: weekend and you were cropped up. I got them for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: I've changed my mind completely and comfortable.

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Speaker 5: Please tell me you don't wear them outside of the house.

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Speaker 1: In the wild, Pats the public. They're packed in my

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Speaker 1: bag for this weekend. Oh jack, No, God that KOs

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Speaker 1: tonight those hanging out stinky old sweat shoes.

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Speaker 4: Rethink crop.

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Speaker 5: I might be rethinking. I will put my leader of

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Speaker 5: blood on it.

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Speaker 1: I'll never wear trucks awful shoes. If I see a guy,

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Speaker 1: they might judge like good god man, someone who's given

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Speaker 1: up hope. Yes, No, I've been in dispute with Taylor

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Speaker 1: Swift's official website right since Christmas. What happened? I ordered

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Speaker 1: something like? In November she released this sort of a

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Speaker 1: limited edition vinyl right her version of nineteen eighty nine,

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Speaker 1: and I thought it was going to be shipped in

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Speaker 1: from America, and so I thought it might not come

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Speaker 1: in time for Christmas again because it was only released

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Speaker 1: in the middle of November. It turned up right in January,

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Speaker 1: and I said to Lewis, Look, it's this limited edition vinyl.

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Speaker 1: There was only like a set number of pressings of it,

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Speaker 1: and it's also got this special sort of film cell

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Speaker 1: shelf that you put it on so you open up

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Speaker 1: the gate for anyway. All that turned up was the shelf,

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Speaker 1: but no album. So I keep emailing then go where's

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Speaker 1: the album or we've got that? They keep going, this

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Speaker 1: was your order. I've only finally realized last week. All

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Speaker 1: I ordered with the shelves no album February.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we can't get the album anymore.

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Speaker 1: When you realize when when when you're gonna mention she's

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Speaker 1: got this two sad take a swift shelves with no

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Speaker 1: album for them, She's never gonna happen. Do you right

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Speaker 1: back to the email because when you realize you're wrong, Ja,

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Speaker 1: when you scroll to human make conser, it's still waiting. Yes,

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Speaker 1: she how could your company. If Taylor knew about this,

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Speaker 1: she's here that man to sit. Where's the album?

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Speaker 4: Then you realize you're o, so you just go quiet.

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Speaker 1: Real quiet, real quiet. Shoved all the correspondence into trash.

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Speaker 1: Don't want to see it in my inbox there ugly?

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Speaker 1: All right, Christian Connell's show podcast. All right, so we're

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Speaker 1: looking for your stories out. Why are you a genius

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Speaker 1: this week? What did you get wrong? Jody? Good morning?

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Speaker 3: Hi Christian, how are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good Jody, Welcome to the show and welcome to

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Speaker 1: Genius of the week.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, I'm your genius for the wait for sure,

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Speaker 3: I called my bank and was on hold for ages.

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Speaker 3: Finally got through only so then after a couple of

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Speaker 3: minutes my phone went flat. So I then continued to

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Speaker 3: run down my hallway to my bedroom and thank to

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Speaker 3: the guy. I'm so sorry, my phone's just gone flat.

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Speaker 3: I'll just plug it in quickly and hopefully little boot

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Speaker 3: straight back up.

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Speaker 1: What a nightment. It takes so long to get someone

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Speaker 1: to speak to us when you've got to go back

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Speaker 1: through that the system again, you've gained there should be

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Speaker 1: there should be an honesty button when you call to

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Speaker 1: say hey, I have been through once away. Please put

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Speaker 1: me that's so cruel. Got to play the game again, Jody,

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Speaker 1: thank you very much, she called me. You're definitely a

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Speaker 1: genius of the week.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Christian, have a great day.

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Speaker 1: And you Alex.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Christian and Tin. How hello are

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Speaker 2: you this morning?

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Speaker 1: Alex?

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Speaker 2: How are you very well? Thanks? So My genius of

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Speaker 2: the week was a couple of weeks ago. Oh, early

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Speaker 2: in the morning at fom so, I've got enough, I've

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Speaker 2: got Freddy.

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Speaker 1: Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex, you're just breaking up. I don't

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Speaker 1: know if you're moving around, but we're having trouble hearing miner.

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Speaker 1: That's that's much, but yes, stay right there.

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Speaker 2: So got up at four o'clock in the morning, grabbed

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Speaker 2: all my stuff, head to work and scratching around from

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Speaker 2: my went to unload my car and to message my wife.

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Speaker 2: Decided I was at work, and to realize that I

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Speaker 2: picked up the remote control of my ol teving instead

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Speaker 2: of my phone. So my phone was at home and

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Speaker 2: my remote control was with me at work.

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Speaker 1: Not that similar. But I guess if you're tied and

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Speaker 1: you just did a rush, you picked something that you think.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So I had my wife to bring my phone down,

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Speaker 2: and she had to take them on my home.

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Speaker 1: It's such a pain when you got to ask your

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Speaker 1: partner to bring your phone somewhere. No one else do

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Speaker 1: that job. She killed me. I have a nice weekend,

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Speaker 1: you too, take it goes Angie. Hi guys Angie. Okay,

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Speaker 1: what are you genius of the week?

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm actually selling my house and auctions tomorrow. So

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Speaker 4: I had an open for inspection during the week and

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Speaker 4: I forgot to take my bra off the clothesline. But

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Speaker 4: the thing is, when I put my bra on the clothesline,

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Speaker 4: I stick to oranges just to keep the shape of

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Speaker 4: the perkiness of the bar. Yeah, it just keeps them shaped.

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Speaker 4: So I was really embarrassed because when I came home

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Speaker 4: for the after the inspection, the real estate agent and

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Speaker 4: Mark from Barry Plant and Ormara. He's going to kill me.

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Speaker 4: He asked me if I had a juicer for the oranges.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, So the poor Blode's never going to

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Speaker 4: eat oranges again. So, Kristen, what I mean if I

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Speaker 4: was twenty years old, I mean I could have had

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Speaker 4: I was just so embarrassing this poor girl. I was

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Speaker 4: just standing there at the door, just looking at me

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Speaker 4: smiling when yeah, and you know that they could you

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Speaker 4: put oranges in your brass.

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Speaker 1: And thank you very much for story mate. Good luck

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Speaker 1: with the with the auction tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, come down and buy it.

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Speaker 1: Seeing it's a lovely house. One of my producers had

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Speaker 1: a little sneak peek. It's lovely? Is that hot tubble?

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Speaker 1: What chacoose you got there?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's what I am. I stayed a spar.

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Speaker 1: How about their oranges?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Good luck.

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