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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast showtime.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but it's like plastic, it'll break down.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, we're on stage in half an hour. Quick

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<v Speaker 4>to Brisbane CBD.

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<v Speaker 5>What are the show in town? Can offer you a

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<v Speaker 5>happy ending?

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three Show

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<v Speaker 1>one two hundred and.

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<v Speaker 5>Nine, Christian O'Connell's Show.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning Jack, Post morning guys, Good morning Patsy.

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<v Speaker 5>Morning Now, Patsy, you shared with the team.

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<v Speaker 6>A shopping list, right, I've got to say you've had

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<v Speaker 6>some sort of disagreement with Christal where I be love

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<v Speaker 6>God and I have to say, I get a shopping

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<v Speaker 6>lists all the time. We have to go with my

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<v Speaker 6>wife and otherwise I go rogue and we waste a

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<v Speaker 6>lot of money. And also she never lets me go

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<v Speaker 6>food shopping. That stuff eaten within half an hour because

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<v Speaker 6>if I go, they're hungry. Most of that supermarket is

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<v Speaker 6>coming back with me or been eating in the car

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<v Speaker 6>before you and drive at home.

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<v Speaker 5>But your shopping list, there's a lot of vagaries on here.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean vagary?

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<v Speaker 5>No, No, all I say is a list of ninety vagaries.

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<v Speaker 2>What do your terms vagaries. I have to know.

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<v Speaker 6>Jack mentioned this earlier one when I said, hey, you

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<v Speaker 6>have a look at this shoppingness that Patsy shared with

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<v Speaker 6>the team is actually it is intimate.

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<v Speaker 4>It is it feels like we're prying into Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Intimate on there.

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<v Speaker 6>Even when I see other people looking in my basket

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<v Speaker 6>in the supermarket. You know, sometimes you have a little

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<v Speaker 6>sneaky peet, don't you see what they like?

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<v Speaker 5>Those biscuits? Weirdos and people catch you doing it.

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<v Speaker 4>Like you guys drink mineral water, Yes, La, mineral water

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<v Speaker 4>at your house.

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<v Speaker 7>It's Jack, It's home brand mineral water, which is about

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<v Speaker 7>sixty nine cents a bottle.

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<v Speaker 6>And good to see you're still bon in the candle

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<v Speaker 6>for sliced cheese, we also.

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<v Speaker 5>Have sliced cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>Sliced cheese.

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<v Speaker 6>You've got kids that are making lunch boxes five days

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<v Speaker 6>a week, you have to have sliced cheese. You have

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<v Speaker 6>got time to slice up that cheese.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, or even like if you're cooking dinner, I'll whack

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<v Speaker 7>a tasty slice in my mouth as a snack.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really yummy.

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<v Speaker 5>I've done that before. Actually, I'm not going to judge it.

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<v Speaker 6>Sometimes I roll it up into a ball like a

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<v Speaker 6>little hubbabu or something in my mouth.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes.

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<v Speaker 6>Also, if I'm doing a barbecue and the burgers, I

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<v Speaker 6>want that sliced cheese to look really shiny and plasticy

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<v Speaker 6>and barely cheesy, like I don't know what the cheese

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<v Speaker 6>mixing is, but I want it shiny and almost like

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<v Speaker 6>you haven't taken the wrapper.

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<v Speaker 4>Off, you know, it can't be too melted. Yes, you're right.

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<v Speaker 4>You got to put it in halfway through.

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<v Speaker 6>The cook Yes, that's it all right, So let's go

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<v Speaker 6>back to this. So why did you and Chris fall

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<v Speaker 6>out over the shop?

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<v Speaker 8>In this?

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<v Speaker 5>Pats?

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<v Speaker 7>So it's as always, it's always the one thing that

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<v Speaker 7>we are desperately out of.

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<v Speaker 2>So this week it was rubbish.

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<v Speaker 7>Bags because drawstring or just yeah, definitely go the drawstring.

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<v Speaker 7>And it's a pain when they're not there, and I'll

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<v Speaker 7>say to them, listen, we're out of rubbish bags. Please

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<v Speaker 7>don't put anything in the bin, and so inevitably put it.

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<v Speaker 5>Then put it on the floor for now. Treat the

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<v Speaker 5>house like the cinema.

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<v Speaker 2>No, so I get up over it's kind of obvious.

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<v Speaker 7>I get a paper bag and put it on the

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<v Speaker 7>bench above where the bin is in the cupboard. Right,

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<v Speaker 7>We've got our bin in a cupboard. It's there, it's obvious,

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<v Speaker 7>it's it's the makeshift bin. But inevitably they put stuff

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<v Speaker 7>in the bin without a liner, and then it has.

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<v Speaker 5>To all people see that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, so it was rubbish bags.

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<v Speaker 7>And look I even put it in capital and bold

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<v Speaker 7>and like extra big font Aldi because we get them

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<v Speaker 7>an Audi rubbish bags and everything with them like these

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<v Speaker 7>ones will call cheaper Eldi's fantastic, so cheap.

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<v Speaker 6>And I'm worried I'm screaming too much on the bin bags.

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<v Speaker 6>They're too thin. What you do is and then the

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<v Speaker 6>moment you go to lift and carry suddenly it breaks

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<v Speaker 6>and you get like sea pitch.

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<v Speaker 7>No, no, no, I can vouch for Aldi brand rubbish

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<v Speaker 7>bags and lunch bags, I'll say block bags.

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<v Speaker 6>So according to the shopping list here, then your daughter

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<v Speaker 6>already requires a roast chook for lunch. She's going to

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<v Speaker 6>carry it in and that little meaty handbag. She has

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<v Speaker 6>a roast chook handbag. I love that little handbag and

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<v Speaker 6>pick it up and carry it off. Only in Australia,

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<v Speaker 6>don't get that anymore, really know, when friends invite to

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<v Speaker 6>come over and they take them supermarket shop and they go,

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<v Speaker 6>what's this?

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<v Speaker 5>Look at this you carrying that? This isn't why why

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<v Speaker 5>don't we do this in England?

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<v Speaker 4>How did you get it out?

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<v Speaker 5>They just have it. It's just in a sort of bag,

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<v Speaker 5>but it doesn't have the little cary.

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<v Speaker 6>I love it sometimes when you will just see someone

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<v Speaker 6>queuing to buy something and it's just a chook with

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<v Speaker 6>the little handle. Took a little suitcase, a chuck suitcase.

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<v Speaker 7>No, so she doesn't like cold cuts like ham and stuff,

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<v Speaker 7>so I figure it's okay just to get some chicken

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<v Speaker 7>in will last the whole week and we just use

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<v Speaker 7>it for sandwiches. So nice roast chicken. Today, she's got

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<v Speaker 7>a wrap with some chicken.

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<v Speaker 6>Now you're very specific about the type of rubbish bags,

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<v Speaker 6>O Kate, you want Aldie, but then you say, here

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<v Speaker 6>just a vagary of laundry detergent.

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<v Speaker 5>Which one is so specific.

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<v Speaker 7>Exactly what it means. I get the gold one at Aldi, brilliant,

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<v Speaker 7>smells divine. It's like six bucks for a big thing

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<v Speaker 7>of it, big that of it.

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<v Speaker 4>And then how vague is four times meat for dinners?

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<v Speaker 5>Yea? What is that? Or beef chicken.

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<v Speaker 7>You know what that that translates to is I can't

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<v Speaker 7>be bothered figuring out what we're going to have over

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<v Speaker 7>next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Go your hardest.

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<v Speaker 6>Also, then I love the chocolate croissants and typo it

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<v Speaker 6>never likes corossants, by the way, does it?

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<v Speaker 5>No? It doesn't?

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<v Speaker 2>Why doesn't it?

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<v Speaker 6>Like for all their genius, we just understand what a

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<v Speaker 6>croissant is. And then like the King and Queenie both

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<v Speaker 6>are grapes.

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<v Speaker 2>The grapes that you know what Aldie's got these candies.

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<v Speaker 6>Sounds like I'm just going to think this is like

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<v Speaker 6>a live read for Aldi's not.

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<v Speaker 2>I assure you other.

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<v Speaker 6>Supermarkets are available. I never thought i'd say this, but

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<v Speaker 6>spare a thought for Woolwoves. They're only making about eighty

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<v Speaker 6>a quarter. That's enough hourly talk for the year. Pats

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<v Speaker 6>We're going to send them an invoice.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connall show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Christian O'Connell's show, Patsy to try and reduce the risk

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<v Speaker 6>of human error. Im Me, when I'm giving the weekly

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<v Speaker 6>shop to go and do, my wife lays it out

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<v Speaker 6>by isle.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, yeah, and that's great knowledge for your local supermaran.

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<v Speaker 6>It's actually impressive, and then she loses her mind. When

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<v Speaker 6>I come back in chaos, they've changed the layout.

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<v Speaker 5>I've been in there three days, but change the layout.

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<v Speaker 5>I drink you. Mummy rolls very well.

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<v Speaker 2>That says to be a wife that can't trust her husband.

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<v Speaker 5>Wife, have you met me? She's right? I agree.

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<v Speaker 6>When she does that, I don't feel insulted, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 6>thank you, thank you, you get it. It's confusing, all

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<v Speaker 6>these various isles. How can I not just sometimes pick

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<v Speaker 6>up random stuff? And then she going, Then you go

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<v Speaker 6>to ale three, and then there's a list for Ale three.

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<v Speaker 4>That is putting a picture of every item that she

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<v Speaker 4>wants in there.

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<v Speaker 6>I passed our feedback on your kid is Sarah. Take

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<v Speaker 6>some screenshots, map it all out the stages, but the

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<v Speaker 6>Tour de France, I went a little thing at the

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<v Speaker 6>end of each stage.

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<v Speaker 5>I complete the circles.

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<v Speaker 6>If I get all the aisles correct, Jack, what's been

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<v Speaker 6>going on with you?

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<v Speaker 4>I imagine at your place as the only male you're

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<v Speaker 4>good at putting the toilet seat down after you've been

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<v Speaker 4>to the toilet. Yes, I grew up in mostly household

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<v Speaker 4>of boys, so I wasn't good at it growing up

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<v Speaker 4>until Bianca and I first started dating.

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<v Speaker 5>And that she's she's trained you well.

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<v Speaker 4>In the middle of the night, she went to use

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<v Speaker 4>the toilet and sat on just the in our early days,

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<v Speaker 4>that happened to Sarah, and on some big nights out

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<v Speaker 4>sometimes I will occasionally forget even now, and Sarah willill go.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh God, I was stuck in the that awful, awful

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<v Speaker 6>middle ground. No no, you have to set yourself on

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<v Speaker 6>fire to cleanse your ass.

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<v Speaker 4>So Ever since that happened early in our relationship, I've

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<v Speaker 4>been good at closing the toilet seat down. What I

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<v Speaker 4>get tricked by sometimes out in public is when you

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<v Speaker 4>think a toilet has a soft close seats, but it doesn't,

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<v Speaker 4>so you go to drop it, and if it's got

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<v Speaker 4>some weight on it, some of those ceramic ones are

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<v Speaker 4>quite hefty, it will come down like a gunshot.

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<v Speaker 5>Now it is. It's a really big triggering bang, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>It scares me. So now I have been rethinking shutting

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<v Speaker 4>the toilet seat lid in public toilets because of the

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<v Speaker 4>risk of the gunshot going off.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no, no, no no, I think it should be

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<v Speaker 6>by law that you're not allowed any of those scary Watts. Yes, no,

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<v Speaker 6>they should all be reassuring soft closed soft clothes.

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<v Speaker 4>That we have this soft closed technology, please use it.

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<v Speaker 6>Should be all public toilets, all public spaces, and doors

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<v Speaker 6>should be soft closed as well, because sometimes you know,

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<v Speaker 6>you fling open a door and you think you sney

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<v Speaker 6>and it just goes bag and shatters. There's one here actually,

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<v Speaker 6>that class one that swings back two ears. I think

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<v Speaker 6>you should have some resistance or something like that is

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<v Speaker 6>A very very nice dinner and drinks beforehands.

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<v Speaker 4>Nicer than I would never take myself out for dinner.

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<v Speaker 4>That's sure.

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<v Speaker 5>Passing the team.

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<v Speaker 6>I played a blinder producer cutting goes and we got

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<v Speaker 6>it down to a very as low as it could do.

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<v Speaker 5>It's one hundred and twenty dollars per head. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 5>one hundred and twenty dollars per head.

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<v Speaker 6>I come remember the last time my wife and I

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<v Speaker 6>had a two hundred and forty dollars meal. You'd have

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<v Speaker 6>to really go something to you, So please don't believing

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<v Speaker 6>any food when you play.

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<v Speaker 5>You'll see Jack and I like going. You have that

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<v Speaker 5>jumpstick everything, twenty bread.

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<v Speaker 6>We allowed to have some of this food or we

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<v Speaker 6>were going to crank.

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<v Speaker 4>Up the cost we have to go through.

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<v Speaker 6>You just be like dogs, you know where they sit

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<v Speaker 6>at your feet, going, please spiel some, Please give me some.

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<v Speaker 6>So you really want to earn a the Turner right now,

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<v Speaker 6>come see Tina Turner the Musical and have the meal

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<v Speaker 6>of your life.

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<v Speaker 5>Simply the best dinner of your life now and according in.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Christian O'Connell's show, Tina the Tina Turney Musical now playing

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<v Speaker 6>at the Princess SETA. Go see this international mega hit.

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<v Speaker 6>It's simply the best. We're taking you to go and

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<v Speaker 6>see it next Wednesday night. I saw it last Thursday night.

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<v Speaker 6>It's so good. I thought, we've got to get a

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<v Speaker 6>load of you and go. We're going next Wednesday night.

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<v Speaker 6>You go and see this incredible show which this is

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<v Speaker 6>the most amazing music, choreography, I've seen in any Melbourne

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<v Speaker 6>show and you get to come out for dinner and

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<v Speaker 6>drinks beforehand, and please please clean that plate one hundred

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<v Speaker 6>and twenty dollars per head. I know what it was

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<v Speaker 6>for my wedding. It was seventy two dollars per head.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm now going to have to drag my wife along.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll give you that wedding dinner.

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<v Speaker 5>You never had come to Limardian, I'll deco building. Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, Paul bar.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, one hundred and twenty dollars by head. Enjoy, dear listener, enjoy.

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<v Speaker 9>Night of your life.

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<v Speaker 6>All right here, we got lined up here. Earn the

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<v Speaker 6>Turner Lauren, good morning.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh Christian, good morning.

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<v Speaker 11>How are you?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm good, Lauren? Have you well this morning? So big

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<v Speaker 6>Tina Turner.

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<v Speaker 3>Fan, Well, I'm simply the best. I'm better than all

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<v Speaker 3>the rest.

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<v Speaker 10>So, yes, are you amazing?

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<v Speaker 4>If you know two lines of her most famous Wow.

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<v Speaker 5>You must gosh.

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<v Speaker 6>I think the show is found its standing If the

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<v Speaker 6>main Tina can't be there she knows at least two

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<v Speaker 6>lines of the best.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, I just think she's an amazing singer, amazing performer,

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<v Speaker 10>She's a good human. She's way and I also used

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<v Speaker 10>to dress up for and do talent shows when I

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<v Speaker 10>was young. As a child, Tina Turner was my go

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<v Speaker 10>to person to impersonate and sing her songs. And I

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<v Speaker 10>would love to see her live in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 6>And yes, well, I just want to make spoiler Tina

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<v Speaker 6>Turner is no longer alive.

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<v Speaker 5>I just want to check in you.

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't want you thinking you were going to see

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<v Speaker 6>her and going it's amazing how she's just performing at

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<v Speaker 6>the Princess Theater and then you go, Tina Turney, you've

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<v Speaker 6>been lying to us.

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<v Speaker 3>And her music.

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<v Speaker 6>I just didn't want you coming on force pretensis Lauren.

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<v Speaker 6>We'd love to have you there. We'll see you there.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, thanks good, I'll see you Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 6>See you Wednesday, and please don't eat for the next

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<v Speaker 6>seven days. Enjoy that sumptuous banquet at La Meridia and

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<v Speaker 6>our deco building. You know eat in fifties princes played there.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean you couldn't afford to eat. There was he

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<v Speaker 6>playing for his dinner. Simply the worst deal this show is.

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<v Speaker 5>They got it down, they got it. They really drove them.

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<v Speaker 6>Natalie, Good morning, Natalie Morning, Christian Morning, Natali, So earner

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<v Speaker 6>the Turner, Why should it be you.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I bought.

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<v Speaker 12>Tica tarlier in the year to go see it, but

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<v Speaker 12>I ext I'm happy, got kickers to go.

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<v Speaker 13>Set the Grand Final.

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<v Speaker 12>I've been sitting here the same day and so I

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<v Speaker 12>missed out and it was the one thing I was

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<v Speaker 12>looking forward to all year.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh no, so you went to the grand final, the

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<v Speaker 6>na En Grand Final when he went to see Tina.

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<v Speaker 14>No, he came up with me and we missed down

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<v Speaker 14>and we gave it to his sister.

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<v Speaker 5>Partner. Sister, right, okay, Natalie, Okay, love got to do

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<v Speaker 5>with it, all right.

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<v Speaker 6>Natalie, come on, we'll see you next weeks, do you

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<v Speaker 6>and your husband?

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<v Speaker 5>Natalie?

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah, probably maybe, all.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, Natalie, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Christian O'Connell's Show. Just thinking about we could save some money,

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<v Speaker 6>get Peratschy to go to ald He today, you know

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<v Speaker 6>she loves him, and just get twenty four bags of trucks. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>one sug per couple, and then you go, here's your

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<v Speaker 6>tickets in one hand and there's your choke in the other.

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<v Speaker 6>Just then we go to park part higher a park

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<v Speaker 6>bench round the corner from the Princess Theater. You may

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<v Speaker 6>or may not have noticed over the last couple days. Right,

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<v Speaker 6>there's an advertising campaign at the moment, and for this show,

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<v Speaker 6>the bosses that run the radio station of seeing here

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<v Speaker 6>is worth a continuous advertising for Kaine Jay Fox. Jason

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<v Speaker 6>Lonna thought maybe we should do some of this what's

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<v Speaker 6>called marketing for that breakfast show that we have, and

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<v Speaker 6>perfect time to do it at the end of the year.

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<v Speaker 6>I just think, like Nike and all those things, they

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<v Speaker 6>normally just wait to last couple of weeks of the

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<v Speaker 6>year times and sneakers, don't they. Ah, we've got some

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<v Speaker 6>really smart people above us.

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<v Speaker 5>We really have anyway. So there's these posters.

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<v Speaker 6>You might have seen billboards and bus sides and stuff

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<v Speaker 6>like that around town, and it's probably cheaper. That's time year,

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<v Speaker 6>that's what they're getting them.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 6>A message yesterday from our friend Steve Hooker and he

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<v Speaker 6>used to live on my street and he said he

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<v Speaker 6>sent me a screenshot off one of these big posters yesterday.

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<v Speaker 6>He said, Christian, we may not no longer live on

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<v Speaker 6>the same street, but I still feel like you're watching

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<v Speaker 6>over me. Very comforting actually, And there is a large

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<v Speaker 6>side of a building with my mug looking out over

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<v Speaker 6>Steve Hooker his family.

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<v Speaker 4>And as if you're peering out from behind the trains.

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<v Speaker 6>Now before he left moved out of a street color wischo.

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<v Speaker 6>My seventeen year old daughter, Lois went to babysit his

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<v Speaker 6>three boys, and it was the first time she's gone around.

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<v Speaker 4>There are they?

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<v Speaker 5>They are eleven, nine and five.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you got your work cut out for you.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, yeah, and you're seventeen right right. So she went

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<v Speaker 6>around and said the and they start to have dinner.

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<v Speaker 6>She said the two older boys were sort of like

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<v Speaker 6>whispering the whole time at that age, nine to eleven.

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<v Speaker 5>There's a seventeen year old girl there.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, you're going to be whispering, aren't you when you're

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<v Speaker 6>in that age, she said. But she said the five

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<v Speaker 6>year old was. He's going to be a future comedian.

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<v Speaker 6>So he's like manically waving around his knife and fork,

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<v Speaker 6>and Lois goes, oh, you might want to put one

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<v Speaker 6>of them down on the table there. You might hurt yourself.

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<v Speaker 6>And he goes, this is my house, it's fine, and

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<v Speaker 6>she goes, no, he couldn't say this. It was like

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<v Speaker 6>this smiles my house three times.

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<v Speaker 4>You're a guest here.

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<v Speaker 5>This is like a little mad king Peter Dinklage the

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<v Speaker 5>in Game of Thrones. You're in my house now. She

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<v Speaker 5>was like, Wow, this.

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<v Speaker 6>Is going to be some nice, funniest thing to say

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<v Speaker 6>to maybe since if you're five miles you're in my

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<v Speaker 6>house now, you want to pay Anyway, She goes to

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<v Speaker 6>try and get him into bed, and they do a

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<v Speaker 6>few bedtime stories and Lois starts to do Drew's voice.

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<v Speaker 6>I must be doing the speakable me the books or something.

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<v Speaker 6>She starts doing the voice of Drew and Crew and

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<v Speaker 6>all this, and he goes do the voices again, do

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<v Speaker 6>the voices again. Then midway through grabs loss on go

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sick of that voice. Now someone says something funny.

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<v Speaker 6>You think about it almost every day. As he's saying,

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<v Speaker 6>he went, thank you. It's has been really really good fun.

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<v Speaker 6>I've really enjoyed this.

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<v Speaker 5>Hopefully he goes, no, I prefer the other girl.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Christian O'Connell's show listener, I had a near death experience yesterday.

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<v Speaker 6>I am heavily bandished up this morning. As you can attest, Jack, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Can see it. What's happened.

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<v Speaker 6>I look like a mummy today. Just for the theater

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<v Speaker 6>of the mind as you listen to the show wherever

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<v Speaker 6>you are.

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<v Speaker 5>I had an.

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<v Speaker 6>Accident in the kit There are things in the kitchen

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<v Speaker 6>that I actually think conspire to work against us and

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<v Speaker 6>attack us.

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<v Speaker 5>The cheese Greater.

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<v Speaker 6>I still get nervous using I'm very wary and respectful

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<v Speaker 6>around the powers of the cheese Greater.

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<v Speaker 5>Yesterday I was making a dinner. My wife said it

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<v Speaker 5>be nice if you spiralize some zucchini.

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<v Speaker 6>Straight away, I was like, oh no, that mean I've

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<v Speaker 6>got to use the spiralizer. The spiralizer comes out about

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<v Speaker 6>once or twice a year.

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<v Speaker 4>Which ones I know what the Yes, okay, you crank it, Yes, spiralize,

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<v Speaker 4>you crank it.

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<v Speaker 5>These days, we don't need to be get your crunkle

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<v Speaker 5>in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, you don't need to be cranking up, winding up

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<v Speaker 6>anything that moves zucchini on those zucchinis into basically blades. Yes,

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<v Speaker 6>it's a slow motion bladed weapon of death. And even

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<v Speaker 6>just assembling this awful contraption as a nightmare. Have you

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<v Speaker 6>got a spiralizer patch?

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<v Speaker 14>Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>I died, No, no, no, no, no, we can have mine.

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<v Speaker 6>This is one cut, by the way, and so once

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<v Speaker 6>i'd spiralize the zucchini, I was entrying to deassemble it

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<v Speaker 6>to clean this wretched thing.

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<v Speaker 5>That's when it's like me.

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<v Speaker 6>Not once, not twice, thrice, Oh my near fatal slash

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<v Speaker 6>wounds on me.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, and I was like, there's a blood dripping everywhere.

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<v Speaker 5>I lost about six pints of blood.

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<v Speaker 4>That's your radio fader finger as well.

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<v Speaker 6>Luckily this controls the mics, but the actual music comes

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<v Speaker 6>out the right hand. Some lord Fader is still going

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<v Speaker 6>to always be okay, guys, so don't worry. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>just trying to clean this machine. I was actually sworn

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<v Speaker 6>it right, and I said, I'm trying to help you.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm trying to clean it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm doing this for you.

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<v Speaker 6>Please put down those walls of defense spiralizer and those

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<v Speaker 6>blades there. I was bitching in the kitchen and that's

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<v Speaker 6>when I would cool this morning. Something in the kitchen

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<v Speaker 6>has attacked you, and I want to hear all about it.

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<v Speaker 5>Caitlin.

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<v Speaker 6>I think you've still got a scarf from something not

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<v Speaker 6>that god awful seven and one thing that you're trying

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<v Speaker 6>to force on us as prize of the decade.

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<v Speaker 5>I know that would never injure me.

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<v Speaker 16>That's the most fantastic.

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<v Speaker 5>Because it couldn't even do that.

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<v Speaker 16>No, I nearly chopped my finger off cutting a pumpkin.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, too sharp a knife or just slipped.

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<v Speaker 16>So pumpkins are very very dangerous if when you slicing

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<v Speaker 16>down on them, they're quite.

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<v Speaker 5>Pumpkins are in how are they dangerous themselves?

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<v Speaker 16>Because they're quite dance and hard, So when you're slicing

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<v Speaker 16>down if you do it at a soft rate, which

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<v Speaker 16>I did right, I went to go and I bounced

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<v Speaker 16>back up, and so I went to go again, but

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<v Speaker 16>with the heaviness, and I sliced my finger.

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<v Speaker 2>Instead of the honey.

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<v Speaker 4>They're hard to get through a pumpkin.

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<v Speaker 6>Apparently the most dangerous thing in the kitchen is trying

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<v Speaker 6>to sort out the avocado.

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<v Speaker 4>People cut through, Yes, as you're slicing the other people

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<v Speaker 4>cut through.

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<v Speaker 5>And you know when they cut down the web of

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<v Speaker 5>their thumb.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, but you put it on a chopping board, you

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<v Speaker 7>don't rest it on your hands.

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<v Speaker 5>Should be surprised, you'd be very surprised, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 6>I think the stories we're going to hear testamy today

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<v Speaker 6>nine four one four one O four three, bitchin in

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<v Speaker 6>the Kitchen?

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<v Speaker 5>What attacked You?

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connall's show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Christian o'connall's show, But You Sara found out the most

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<v Speaker 6>top five most dangerous things in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 5>What did you find?

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<v Speaker 9>Yes, pumpkin, as Caitlin said, is the most dangerous vegetable

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<v Speaker 9>in the kitchen, followed by the butternut squash, the turnip.

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<v Speaker 5>The Jerusalem how many of us having turnips? What you

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<v Speaker 5>were we invaded?

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<v Speaker 4>Again? Jerusalem choke and then the light.

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<v Speaker 5>Chi the onion, avocadoue thing like light cheese and atichoke hats.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh my god, you got I actually had choke carts

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<v Speaker 9>yesterday and light cheese on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>This is what you are so Sydney. That's how Sydney

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<v Speaker 5>you are.

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<v Speaker 4>You're eating enough carts. That's not my problem.

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<v Speaker 5>But it's the light cheese. Didn't you make you? Did

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<v Speaker 5>he make us some nice light cheese?

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<v Speaker 4>Come quite sorry?

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<v Speaker 6>Sorry to burn you like that all right through?

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<v Speaker 5>And what injured you in the kitchen?

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<v Speaker 14>I have had multiple injuries from something that should come

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<v Speaker 14>with a safety warning. And that's the darn cleaver vegetable peeler.

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<v Speaker 14>Don't know if you've see these things that they've got teeth.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know now describe it to as.

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<v Speaker 14>Catherine, Okay, it's it's you peel your veggies with it,

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<v Speaker 14>but if your finger gets in the way, you take

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<v Speaker 14>off multiple layers of skin because the damn thing's got

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<v Speaker 14>claws a bit like Edward scissor hands, and I've lost

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<v Speaker 14>tips of fingers back over. But I really wish I

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<v Speaker 14>hadn't thrown out my old one. This thing is dangerous.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got my.

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<v Speaker 14>Fingers around it now, trying to strangle the damn thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Why what? What's wrong with the normal vegetable pills?

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<v Speaker 5>That one blade and slice away from you. It's worked

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<v Speaker 5>for DNA.

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<v Speaker 14>Blame my husband and he's online shopping.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm still waiting for my grease. Please. Actually has been

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<v Speaker 5>interceptib by the government.

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<v Speaker 15>He was about to get me.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm looking at it now. It looks like a torture device.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, Katherine, it's good intent.

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<v Speaker 15>It grins at you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Katherine, Thanks you going mate, have a good day. Vanessa.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi there, morning, Vanessa. Welcome to the show. So what's

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<v Speaker 5>she kitchen injury?

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<v Speaker 8>So quite a few years ago I wanted to have

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<v Speaker 8>some spaghetti bowline for dinner, and it was frozen. So

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<v Speaker 8>I got it out of the freezer and grabbed cyd

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<v Speaker 8>a sharp knife and just started stabbing it to try

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<v Speaker 8>and break it in half. And my finger slipped it

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<v Speaker 8>right down the blade and I ended up snapping my

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<v Speaker 8>tendon on my little finger. Oh gosh, and I had

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<v Speaker 8>to have like, I had to have an operation, and

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<v Speaker 8>then I had to have weeks of hand therapy. But

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<v Speaker 8>the funny thing was when I went into emergency, the guy,

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<v Speaker 8>the doctor, he said, oh, so, how did you do that?

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<v Speaker 8>Was it on the spaghetti bowline or the avocado?

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<v Speaker 6>They narrowed it down now and you were the spag

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<v Speaker 6>bole side.

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<v Speaker 5>Of the equation.

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<v Speaker 8>You know exactly what I've done. And then you know,

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<v Speaker 8>weeks later, even now, like this probably happened twenty years ago.

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<v Speaker 8>My fingers just like this big hook. So, and I

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<v Speaker 8>work with children and I tell them I'm a witch,

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<v Speaker 8>and they all kind of look sideways, not sure if

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<v Speaker 8>I'm serious or not. So, yeah, it's been find a

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<v Speaker 8>bit of a funny story, I tell.

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<v Speaker 5>You what for that? So maybe tomorrow on the show

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<v Speaker 5>your body is a party trick? What does it do?

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<v Speaker 6>I love that if my hand suddenly became a claw.

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<v Speaker 6>You terrify kids with it. It should actually you should

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<v Speaker 6>be made.

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<v Speaker 5>To do that.

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<v Speaker 6>If you don't do that, that's great.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much. Your story very funny.

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<v Speaker 8>Okay, thanks sake.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Christian O'Connell's show. Oasis tickets go on sell next week.

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<v Speaker 6>Oas I can't believen actually saying this, I can't believe.

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<v Speaker 6>The unthinkable was actually that they are back, not just

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<v Speaker 6>that they're doing a world tour fifteen years. They don't

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<v Speaker 6>speak to each other. They kind of be in the

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<v Speaker 6>same room I could touring the world together. That is

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<v Speaker 6>some family reunion. Oasis Live twenty five it is now

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<v Speaker 6>going to be history. Marvel's Stadium. They're coming to Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 6>They're playing October thirty first, which is Halloween next year,

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<v Speaker 6>which is gonna have an extra bit of tension. Then

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<v Speaker 6>Oasis Live twenty five Marvel Stadium, October next year. Tickets

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<v Speaker 5>It's next Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 6>Live Nation dot com dot au for all the details.

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<v Speaker 6>We have tickets up for grabs right now. Do not

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<v Speaker 6>call in yet. You don't know how you're gonna win them.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know how we're gonna win them. Because the

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<v Speaker 6>reason we're doing this now is I asked the team me, Jack, Producer, Rio,

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<v Speaker 6>and Kate. Then I said, let's all come in to

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<v Speaker 6>Wednesday show. Pitch one Oasis are idea each it must

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<v Speaker 6>be the song title is the name of the game.

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<v Speaker 6>What the game is, You've got to pitch it. But

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<v Speaker 6>related to an Oasis song.

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<v Speaker 5>Title, You're about to hear live radio Shark Tank.

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<v Speaker 6>Jack's been signed him for the last two or three minutes,

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<v Speaker 6>practicing his words.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm happy to go first if you want.

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<v Speaker 5>Nope, So is everybody ready?

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<v Speaker 4>Ready?

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<v Speaker 9>Ready?

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<v Speaker 5>Jack? Ready? Yes? Rie, are ready? Ready, participate and ready.

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<v Speaker 6>Ready, Okay, okay, let's go clockwise to my left with you.

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<v Speaker 6>First of all is if we're playing cards, Rio, what

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<v Speaker 6>is your Oasis idea?

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<v Speaker 5>Please?

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<v Speaker 9>We all know Oasis' nine minute song all around the

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<v Speaker 9>World from their third.

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<v Speaker 5>Studio album be Here.

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<v Speaker 17>Now we're all familiar.

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<v Speaker 9>I suggest we go all around the world with Oasis songs.

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<v Speaker 9>Through the power of artificial intelligence. I've made Liam sing

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<v Speaker 9>his hit songs Wonderwall in different languages.

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<v Speaker 5>This is good.

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<v Speaker 4>You have to guess what language Liam is singing in.

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<v Speaker 18>Jmy vasagin miss Amy, do.

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<v Speaker 5>You think with ai by next year?

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<v Speaker 6>As he sings English into his microphone. He can do

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<v Speaker 6>this when they're playing various all over the world. He

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<v Speaker 6>can become a bogan.

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<v Speaker 4>I have to know now what language that was?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't Spanish, Wiam Spanish? Liam? And what about this one?

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<v Speaker 6>This is a great game, by the way, turn out ten,

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<v Speaker 6>very strong start Alaska.

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<v Speaker 5>Great song. It now sounds like a sort of Eurovision thing.

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<v Speaker 5>And now we go to Luxembourg.

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<v Speaker 9>Please don't spoil this because this is the only other

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<v Speaker 9>Lady very good.

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<v Speaker 5>I love all around the world. Rio's idea, Jack Post,

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<v Speaker 5>What have you got for us?

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<v Speaker 4>The song I've chosen is stop Crying your Heart Out,

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<v Speaker 4>which sounds like this.

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<v Speaker 5>All this song.

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<v Speaker 4>What I poses a fake crying competition. We asked our

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<v Speaker 4>listeners to call up.

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<v Speaker 5>Has he not pitched fake crying on the radio to

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<v Speaker 5>us before?

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<v Speaker 6>It's like an an You must have gone back through

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<v Speaker 6>the old ideas. Pretty sum we're going to get cartoon characters,

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<v Speaker 6>and how many fingers have they got?

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<v Speaker 16>You?

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<v Speaker 4>Call up? Simply call up? You give us your best

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<v Speaker 4>fake cry right now?

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<v Speaker 5>They're not playing me? Hello God one in four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>My name's Kerry and I'd love to go to Oasis.

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<v Speaker 4>You're saying, give us your best, frake cry. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 4>should be the I should be the host. You be

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<v Speaker 4>the cry because I know how the game goes. Okay, okay, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>Christians call give us your best? Have I won them?

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<v Speaker 4>Christian stop trying your make you go to Oasis. You've

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<v Speaker 4>already won.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, all right, but she's Caitlin pick up the

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<v Speaker 6>slack and there is a lot of slack now participating.

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<v Speaker 5>What is your idea?

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<v Speaker 2>Alrighty, we're going.

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<v Speaker 16>To one of their most famous songs, Champagne Super and.

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<v Speaker 5>Over love it. Are we up to the Meridian?

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>Well yeah, next Wednesday we are what is the idea

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<v Speaker 5>for Champagne super and Over producer icating My.

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<v Speaker 16>Idea is ain't so super and over. So all we

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<v Speaker 16>have to do is call over the bad radio station

0:30:33.960 --> 0:30:38.560
<v Speaker 16>and say our show name. Then you win tickets to Oasis.

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<v Speaker 5>I blame you.

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<v Speaker 4>Is very creative, It's very creative.

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<v Speaker 6>With a shark in the water, and certainly more sharks

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<v Speaker 6>get in the water.

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<v Speaker 4>This is how do we what we.

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<v Speaker 5>We're just going to get this going in the next

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<v Speaker 5>ten minutes. We're already a minute late for the news.

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<v Speaker 4>We can't hear it.

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<v Speaker 5>It feels like, you know, I thought yesterday this can

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<v Speaker 5>be really hard. How we're going to decide this.

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<v Speaker 6>It feels like at the moment it's Rio's ideas very good.

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<v Speaker 6>At the moment, Oh, to play for, to play for?

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 6>My idea comes on the song don't Look Back in Anger.

0:31:20.880 --> 0:31:23.600
<v Speaker 6>We played it yesterday and it's a song about forgiveness

0:31:23.680 --> 0:31:26.720
<v Speaker 6>and acceptance. The boys have done this after fifteen years

0:31:26.760 --> 0:31:29.480
<v Speaker 6>of a very big family rift. One thing they don't

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<v Speaker 6>want to do and don't want to see and be

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<v Speaker 6>part of next year when they come here, guys, is

0:31:33.160 --> 0:31:35.760
<v Speaker 6>they don't want a crowd at the whole stadium of

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<v Speaker 6>angry people.

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<v Speaker 4>What would you want that?

0:31:37.480 --> 0:31:40.040
<v Speaker 5>You know, I've got grudges and resentments buried in them.

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<v Speaker 6>So today on the show, I urge you to tone

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<v Speaker 6>look back in anger.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's Christie.

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<v Speaker 6>He knows as never to last to say you tugging.

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<v Speaker 5>As time written by me film you call up and

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<v Speaker 5>you forgive whatever it is.

0:32:08.840 --> 0:32:11.200
<v Speaker 6>Maybe it's an X, Maybe it's a teacher that said

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<v Speaker 6>you can run very fast at school to the back.

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<v Speaker 4>In anger, or your anger, the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Thing you call up and go. I'm going to forgive

0:32:20.320 --> 0:32:22.960
<v Speaker 5>my ex. I'm going to forgive that teacher. I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>to forgive the.

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<v Speaker 6>DS for having a terrible year, for almost breaking Christian

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<v Speaker 6>Petraga in half.

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<v Speaker 5>Turn the back in anger, guys, do not look back

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<v Speaker 5>in ancher.

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<v Speaker 4>I think we all know we're playing Raio's game?

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<v Speaker 5>Are we do? We go with this one? I know

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<v Speaker 5>the country, don't say the country. Don't say the country?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, so what country is this that Liam is singing

0:32:43.080 --> 0:32:43.720
<v Speaker 6>wonder Wall in?

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<v Speaker 5>What language? Alaska does? Isn't your football a door? See?

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<v Speaker 5>It does favourite listeners of a very small European country.

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<v Speaker 5>I just want to talk what it is.

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<v Speaker 6>We're just gonna get winners from that country. You don't

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<v Speaker 6>care for Oasis even they're coming.

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<v Speaker 5>There one that Carlos from the Balkans. But let's play

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<v Speaker 5>all right.

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<v Speaker 6>Lines are open now nine four one four one o

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<v Speaker 6>four three once more? What language is Leama Gallagher singing

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<v Speaker 6>wonder Wall in?

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<v Speaker 4>Last?

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<v Speaker 5>Cass? Isn't there are ten lines going? There's no way

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<v Speaker 5>you know what? Can you just add this?

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<v Speaker 16>Know what we did?

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<v Speaker 5>Ba Kankee see Donkey bodies.

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<v Speaker 6>Christian O'Connell Show Podcast Christian O'Connell's show. All right, we

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<v Speaker 6>have Oasis to tickets to give away the go and

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<v Speaker 6>soeut next Tuesday Live Nation dot com dot au for details.

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<v Speaker 6>But right now you've gotta work out what language are

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<v Speaker 6>Oasis singing? Wonderwall in alaskass just for the siky.

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<v Speaker 5>No what we did a bad kankee? See donkey Yo just.

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<v Speaker 6>Had the winning idea in our radio Shark anxious now

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<v Speaker 6>for all around the world.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that all with AI that you did that? Yes? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>hell that is fun.

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<v Speaker 6>I want I want more songs in different languages, not

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<v Speaker 6>just Oasis. I want to hear foreign Jimmy Barnes. Please,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna give you a list by nine text in Actually,

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<v Speaker 6>what's the artist?

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<v Speaker 5>What's the song? Wen't pick the language is now I

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<v Speaker 5>know that this is a resource. I will ruin it.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's take AI away from Australia because all right, let's

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<v Speaker 5>find out what language do you think you are?

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<v Speaker 6>They're singing it? It's got to Amy for all. Good morning, Amy,

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, all right.

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<v Speaker 5>Amy.

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<v Speaker 6>So you're big Oases fan. You're excited they're coming here

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<v Speaker 6>Halloween next year.

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<v Speaker 3>Very excited.

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<v Speaker 8>That's my birthday to day before as well.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, have you ever seen the boys lives before?

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<v Speaker 1>Never?

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<v Speaker 15>No, I'm from New Zealand, so they don't ever make it.

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<v Speaker 3>Down that way.

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<v Speaker 5>No, they haven't announced the old key. We tort shit

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<v Speaker 5>all right?

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<v Speaker 6>So, Amy, what do you think the language is that

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<v Speaker 6>they're singing wonder Wall in Norwegian?

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<v Speaker 15>I freaked out. I came to my head.

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<v Speaker 5>You won't be surprised to hear that you're not going

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<v Speaker 5>to see Oasis.

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<v Speaker 4>It is not.

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<v Speaker 6>Now, come on, you can't change the fact fully any

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<v Speaker 6>to give you the money a millionaire scene.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on.

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<v Speaker 15>Check it?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my god, I can't try again tomorrow. Okay, the

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<v Speaker 5>back in inga Amy, I'll tell you that game should

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<v Speaker 5>have been played. Jane, Good morning, Jane, Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 6>How are you? I'm good? Jane A big Owaiss fan.

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<v Speaker 6>You already want to go next year?

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<v Speaker 16>Ah?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, yeah, I'd love to go.

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<v Speaker 15>It's be amazing.

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<v Speaker 6>And what do you think he's singing him Cantonese? Cantonese?

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<v Speaker 6>It's not Cantonese.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't speak German at school. Don't the other language?

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<v Speaker 5>I hope says a lot of you. It is not German.

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<v Speaker 5>It doesn't even sound doesn't sound German, it's not Norwegian,

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<v Speaker 5>and now we know it's not Cantonese. To how many

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<v Speaker 5>countries honor of the Lord? This very long time to

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<v Speaker 5>give Oasis tickets? Ashley? Hello, Ashley, do you think you

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<v Speaker 5>know what the languages Oasis are singing in?

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<v Speaker 15>Hopefully a bit of a bred of guests. But is

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<v Speaker 15>it Portuguese?

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<v Speaker 5>You are to see Oasis live? No, you're off. It

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<v Speaker 5>is Portuguese.

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<v Speaker 6>This language is Portuguese, one of the most common languages

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<v Speaker 6>of the world. I didn't know what's to speak my

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<v Speaker 6>the entire country of Brazil as well, but yeah, this

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<v Speaker 6>is Portuguese Oasis.

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<v Speaker 5>All right? So ever seen Oasis before? Ashley? Have just

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<v Speaker 5>one ticket?

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<v Speaker 15>I haven't, but this is so amazing.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you so much, you really really enjoyed well. And

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<v Speaker 5>tell us about yourself, Ashley. What do you do? Where

0:37:23.800 --> 0:37:25.040
<v Speaker 5>are you now? Are your home or work?

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<v Speaker 15>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm my home.

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<v Speaker 15>I've got the day off, but I am running late

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<v Speaker 15>for the school run. But that's okay, it doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 15>That can wait.

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<v Speaker 5>So this is your day off and you want to

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<v Speaker 5>win these tickets so much you still called us up.

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<v Speaker 15>Yes, of course, I cannot believe this honestly to hear

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<v Speaker 15>the news that they got back together. I've they's been

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<v Speaker 15>my favorite band just for the longest time. This is

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<v Speaker 15>just incredible.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm so glad you were the winner where You're going

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<v Speaker 5>to love it.

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<v Speaker 6>You could even buy the tickets until next Tuesday, Ashley

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<v Speaker 6>enjoy Oasis, Well done, Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Look Christian connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Christian O'Connell's show Every Wednesday, will It Feel? Stories of

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<v Speaker 6>coincidents and chance we hear some incredible stories every single

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<v Speaker 6>Wednesday or nine four one four one oh four three

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<v Speaker 6>during the next half an hour.

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<v Speaker 5>Who knows what stories we're gonna get.

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<v Speaker 6>You could be winning one thousand dollars in cash we

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<v Speaker 6>haven't given away yet on one thousand dollars we do

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<v Speaker 6>every week for Call of the Week, I believe it

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<v Speaker 6>or not?

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<v Speaker 4>All what are the uds?

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<v Speaker 5>You gotta be justhing me.

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<v Speaker 9>Like, were you with Cheryl who married a Hun?

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<v Speaker 4>Who works with the Cheryl.

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<v Speaker 5>Who married a Hun as well?

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<v Speaker 13>When I was younger, I worked as a camp count

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<v Speaker 13>floor at a summer camp in France. Two years later

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<v Speaker 13>I was working as a school photographer. There was this

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<v Speaker 13>kid and he recognized me from that summer camp. He

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<v Speaker 13>was on exchange from France in Australia.

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<v Speaker 19>Had a motorbike excellent and I smashed my right ankle.

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<v Speaker 19>I had to get up in the hospital and surgery.

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<v Speaker 19>I was going to show just my ankle, I thought, okay.

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<v Speaker 19>Came in and I said, we're going to shove you

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<v Speaker 19>from head to toe to Why so I'm only having

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<v Speaker 19>an ankle? Said, now you're having a kidney surgery. Two

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<v Speaker 19>beds down to die in the next bed.

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<v Speaker 17>He was poor.

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<v Speaker 19>Anthony Solomon's day of birth was as Simon. He was

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<v Speaker 19>having a kidney operator.

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<v Speaker 8>I have three brothers, Peter, Greg and Shane. My ex

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<v Speaker 8>husband was Peter, My next partner was Shane.

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<v Speaker 10>And now I'm looking through it.

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<v Speaker 8>Greg.

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<v Speaker 5>What are the odds you tell me? Listener?

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<v Speaker 6>Garrett Addison of the wattle Tree Health Group, Hi, Christiana Teen.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm the operations manager for an in home nursing service

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<v Speaker 6>or wattle Tree Health Group. Wattle Tree is going to

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<v Speaker 6>be pertinent to this story and spend my day saying

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<v Speaker 6>you can't make this stuff up. Last week I received

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<v Speaker 6>a call from a woman reporting she got our office

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<v Speaker 6>number from a car under a wattle Tree. She wasn't

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<v Speaker 6>inquiring about our services, but I was reporting that a

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<v Speaker 6>wattle tree had fallen on the wattle Tree Health Group

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<v Speaker 6>branded car.

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<v Speaker 5>What are the odds?

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<v Speaker 6>As my friend Garrett Addison says every day, you can't

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<v Speaker 6>make this up. As to send me to photo. You're

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<v Speaker 6>looking at the photo the answercription.

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<v Speaker 5>You can't make this up. Wow, it's a wattle tree

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<v Speaker 5>on the wattle Tree healthcar.

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<v Speaker 6>And then Friday, when visiting a client, I shared a

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<v Speaker 6>lift with a person who recognized the logo. She was

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<v Speaker 6>the woman who initially phoned says, say there's a wattle

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<v Speaker 6>tree on your company's branded car.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't make this stuff up.

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<v Speaker 6>The words of them, why sage like Garrett Addison of

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<v Speaker 6>wattle Tree Health Group.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much, Garrett Addison for that one. You

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<v Speaker 5>can't make it up. Patsy Panney, you've got one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you might think he's a bit wake though.

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<v Speaker 7>So I went and had my nails done last weekend

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<v Speaker 7>and I was with the Love God and he said,

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<v Speaker 7>you know what, I won't come. I'm going to stay

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<v Speaker 7>in the car and watch a bit of Netflix. He's

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<v Speaker 7>watching from on stand, riding to it like addicted. So

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<v Speaker 7>I said, all right, So anyway, as you do as

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<v Speaker 7>you're getting your nails done. I had to chet to

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<v Speaker 7>the lady Nick next to me. Turns out her husband

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<v Speaker 7>was also waiting in the car for her to get

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<v Speaker 7>a nails done, and her car was parked right next

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<v Speaker 7>to mine out the.

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<v Speaker 4>Front were watching the show.

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<v Speaker 5>This is up there with them? Alrighty, what are the odds?

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<v Speaker 5>That wasn't much?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, What are the Odds?

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<v Speaker 6>Stories of coincidence and chance? First off this morning we

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<v Speaker 6>have Carl. Welcome to the show, Carl, Good morning team.

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<v Speaker 1>How are we going with the car?

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, what are the odds are the last six digits

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<v Speaker 6>of my mobile phone number are the same as the

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<v Speaker 6>last six digits on my medicare cart?

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<v Speaker 5>Wow?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 5>What are the chances of that? That is crazy?

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<v Speaker 13>They're watching Who's watching?

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<v Speaker 5>You know, Jack's obviously working for the man with Who's

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<v Speaker 5>Who's watching? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>A little bit too close to come towards to Jack? Right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>we said too much, Carl. I'll meet you in a

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<v Speaker 6>chat room tonight. Okay, you know the code? Yeah yea, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>yeah yeah yeah, we said too much. Wake up Sheepaul.

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<v Speaker 6>During all that years ago in dark COVID times five.

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<v Speaker 6>G have your backside, that's what they want, Sarah. Good morning,

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, Sarah.

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<v Speaker 8>What are.

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<v Speaker 5>You got it? Sister preach.

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<v Speaker 12>So over the school holidays, I had my nephew visiting

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<v Speaker 12>from Canberra and I was returning him back to his

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<v Speaker 12>mum on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 15>At the airport.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, putting him in the post, getting rid of him,

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<v Speaker 12>send back to my sister, and we had a mad

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<v Speaker 12>dash to actually get.

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<v Speaker 15>To the gates because of lots and lots of headaches.

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<v Speaker 12>Anyway, we get there and he's going unaccompanied minor. There's

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<v Speaker 12>another little boy that is unaccompanied minor, and the kids

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<v Speaker 12>have looked at each other and gone, oh my god, Mum,

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<v Speaker 12>it's the kids in the skate park that we were

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<v Speaker 12>playing with. And he's flying back to Canberra where he

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<v Speaker 12>lives as well.

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<v Speaker 5>That's pretty good skate mates.

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<v Speaker 15>It's so she down.

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<v Speaker 5>Each other, but like little skate buddies on the plane.

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<v Speaker 9>That's it.

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<v Speaker 12>It was great and we just saw how random.

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<v Speaker 5>Skate mates. Sarah, you've got it, Yes, Sarah, thank you

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<v Speaker 5>very much. You care. I love it.

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<v Speaker 8>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>We've got someone from the game. Guess who clauds here.

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<v Speaker 6>Claude Morning team, Good morning, Claude, okem claude, Claude, what's

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<v Speaker 6>your story for us?

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<v Speaker 17>Look, my daughter lifts are signific calculator on the train

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<v Speaker 17>on the way to school, and you know, in a

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<v Speaker 17>bit of a panic. So my sister's a train driver,

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<v Speaker 17>and I gave her a call.

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<v Speaker 19>She was actually at.

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<v Speaker 17>Flindustry station waiting for that train, and said she'd give

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<v Speaker 17>it a.

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<v Speaker 19>Walk through and search through. And she just picked it

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<v Speaker 19>up and said, Yep, I've got it.

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<v Speaker 5>Boy, I found calculator. Calculator.

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<v Speaker 6>Mates, you got it, Claude, Thank you very much, Claude,

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks mate, He knew all right nine four one four

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<v Speaker 6>one four three.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't a big closer, it was no.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a story of mild lost and found, not a

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<v Speaker 6>coincidence or chance, Claude.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Christian O'Connell's show. What are the odd stories of coincidence

0:44:47.920 --> 0:44:52.320
<v Speaker 6>and chance? Not finding calculators on trains? But thank you

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<v Speaker 6>Claude always who we got here?

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<v Speaker 5>Christy? Good morning, Hello, good morning, good morning.

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<v Speaker 6>It sounds like you've got your at work sort. We

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<v Speaker 6>all have a sort of formal phone voice story. Hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 6>how can I help you?

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<v Speaker 15>Good morning?

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Christy. What's your story for us? What are

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<v Speaker 5>the odds?

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<v Speaker 11>You've been years ago?

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<v Speaker 15>I lived in the state.

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<v Speaker 11>My cousin had a you born baby girl. So I

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<v Speaker 11>went off and bought the born Welcome to the family card,

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<v Speaker 11>wrapping paper and a cute little gift, wrapped it all up,

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<v Speaker 11>came over to Melbourne, did the meet and greet with

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<v Speaker 11>my mum as well and my cousin's baby. We had

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<v Speaker 11>the same card, same wrapping paper and exactly the same dress.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, that's good.

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<v Speaker 5>The threesome. That is incredible. Card wrapping paper and the

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<v Speaker 5>gift and the gift.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow, that's great.

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<v Speaker 5>Is a great story for what are the odds? Christy?

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much for sharing it with us. Mate,

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<v Speaker 5>have a good day.

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<v Speaker 13>Thank you you you two.

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<v Speaker 5>Bye. Denise, good morning.

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<v Speaker 11>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Is it Denise or Denis Denise?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, like denn nephew, but Denise.

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<v Speaker 5>We start the name game. I love it. What a

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<v Speaker 5>great name. Once more, just won't get this right. Your

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<v Speaker 5>name is pronounced Denise. Gotcha? All right? Okay, So Denise,

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<v Speaker 5>your story please? Well what are the art you got it?

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<v Speaker 13>So?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a nurse in age care and I had a resident.

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<v Speaker 3>I went to introduce myself and I said, Hi, my

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<v Speaker 3>name's Denise.

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<v Speaker 19>He's gone.

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<v Speaker 3>My name's Dennis, and I'm going. My father's name is Dennis,

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<v Speaker 3>and he's gone. My daughter's names Denise, and I just thought,

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<v Speaker 3>what have you?

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<v Speaker 5>You're right, can't make this up. Garret, your eye right

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<v Speaker 5>there in front of you.

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<v Speaker 11>The whole connection, the d d especially in h I've

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<v Speaker 11>been there nineteen years.

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<v Speaker 5>And you never had this before. I never never the

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<v Speaker 5>Dennis Denise connection.

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<v Speaker 4>And you may never have it again.

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<v Speaker 3>No, and my father passed away when he was sixty nine,

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<v Speaker 3>and so his name was Dennis and his daughter's name

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<v Speaker 3>was Denise.

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<v Speaker 15>I was gobsmacked, you would be.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we are, we are gobsmacked. Well, Denise, I'm so

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<v Speaker 6>glad you called the show today.

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<v Speaker 11>Why, thank you.

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<v Speaker 13>I enjoyed listening to your show.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I love it so thank you.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you for thanking each other. It's a thank of Oh, Denise,

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<v Speaker 6>thank you very much. You call you too, Knowase studio.

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<v Speaker 5>Now those days are over the awful rumors. Lauren, good morning,

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Lauren, good morning, Hello, thank you for all the chats.

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<v Speaker 5>What's going on? I love it? Hey, Lauren, welcome to

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<v Speaker 5>the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. What what are the odds? Yeah, I went

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<v Speaker 3>on a holiday with a girlfriend to Bali many years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>Saw some guys in the street. She was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>he's pretty good looking. Went back to our hotels, same hotels,

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<v Speaker 3>went up to our rooms room next door they were

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<v Speaker 3>staying in. Turned out they started chatting. Both from Malvin

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<v Speaker 3>in Melbourne. Both vegetarians married to this day with three children.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>Love.

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<v Speaker 5>It was looking at the vegetarians. I was ready to

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<v Speaker 5>say thank you for the chats, but no, from the

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<v Speaker 5>halls of vegetarianism. Wow we incredible story.

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<v Speaker 3>Lodon believe it or not, and that was an amazing holiday.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah bat wow we that is a lovely stuff. Well, Lauren,

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<v Speaker 5>thank you for the chat.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you again, Bye, thank you again.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, Christian Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Up for grabs today. I'm the time waster.

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<v Speaker 6>Good double pass to go and see you be fourteen

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<v Speaker 6>next week on their Red Red Wine tour with Eagle

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<v Speaker 6>on sale now at Ticketech. You can win them on

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<v Speaker 6>Today's Time Wastter. Today's time waste. It is National Insect Week.

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<v Speaker 6>We're looking for your insect movies. But before all of that,

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<v Speaker 6>three incredible facts from insect sexpert professor and figures on.

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<v Speaker 5>Hat a job.

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<v Speaker 6>Insects sexpert professor. These are InCred facts. By the way,

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<v Speaker 6>stick insects. I'm stumbling because some of the language. Stick

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<v Speaker 6>insects have sex for seventy nine continuous days, almost three months.

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<v Speaker 6>It's viewed as an extreme version of tantric sex. This

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<v Speaker 6>is what sting gets up to. The male and female

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<v Speaker 6>essentially stay glued together for over three months to reproduce.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you do see stick insects together.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>The male water boatman has the world's loudest penis. It

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<v Speaker 6>competes for female's attention by using its abdomen that's a

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<v Speaker 6>string and his penis as a bow like a genital violin.

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<v Speaker 6>Really yeah, it can reach sounds of up to one

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<v Speaker 6>hundred decibels.

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<v Speaker 5>That's really loud. That's he could have a power tool

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<v Speaker 5>or a car horn.

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<v Speaker 4>Where are these bugs?

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<v Speaker 5>Why do you want to go and see them? Today?

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<v Speaker 5>We've got front.

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<v Speaker 6>Rohorros price male honey have a very unfortunate climax. They die,

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<v Speaker 6>they do, their testicles explode and they instantly they do

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<v Speaker 6>what a way to go?

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<v Speaker 5>He he died doing what he loved. That guy. You

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<v Speaker 5>don't want to set that off by accident, do you?

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<v Speaker 5>Wabbing a dave? Well, he was playing around this music

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<v Speaker 5>Catholic and then you know, stunning little cyburb and that

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<v Speaker 5>was the end of Bob. So many funerals. You have

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<v Speaker 5>to go to gym mates, those poor honey bees. Alrighty.

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<v Speaker 6>Insect movies, insect movies. What are those little insects watching?

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<v Speaker 5>Flea?

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<v Speaker 6>Willie Gold Lizard of Boss an insect. Yeah, every insect

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<v Speaker 6>dreams of.

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<v Speaker 5>Being a lizard. Guys, you go to the insect house

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<v Speaker 5>at Melbourne. Zoom's waiting for her, a long tailed lizard.

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<v Speaker 4>While he's in the wrong enclosure.

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<v Speaker 5>You tell him he wants to be with his insect brothers.

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<v Speaker 6>They love a rom com insects. Yeah, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 6>they love you carn't that's right? Lava actually silver, he's

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<v Speaker 6>knit that into you silver plus all right, jacket.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, what have you got? Insect movies?

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<v Speaker 4>Manchester by the Sea was a beautiful movie, Yeah, yeah,

0:52:33.040 --> 0:52:40.520
<v Speaker 4>but intense Manchester by the Flea pro Richie rich was

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<v Speaker 4>a good movie.

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<v Speaker 5>Today. Oh yeah, Roachi roach, yeah yeah, Silver put in

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<v Speaker 5>the lizard.

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<v Speaker 4>Else Weekend at worms.

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<v Speaker 5>Now that's better.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Silver Mothenheimer, Yeah, Silver an American fly.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, all right, then what have you got?

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<v Speaker 6>Then? We're looking for your insect movies out whatever letzen ones?

0:53:07.480 --> 0:53:11.400
<v Speaker 5>Have you got? Uh, you're lucky. I was trying to

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<v Speaker 5>force a rear to let me have a ratnets and

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<v Speaker 5>spiders as well.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast time wasted today.

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<v Speaker 6>We're looking for your insect movies. Sadly, not a single

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<v Speaker 6>one of you who's gone down the lizard road. Basic nice,

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<v Speaker 6>shame pity them. You're right, all right, let's mark them

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<v Speaker 6>and see who's going to be best in show when

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<v Speaker 6>a pair of ticket's going to see you be fourteen

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<v Speaker 6>next week, Center of a Ladybug.

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<v Speaker 5>Silver, Lovely Little Things, the Fly You Love Me.

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<v Speaker 6>Silvil plus jamagoty Ah Gold what unstew four metal maggots

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<v Speaker 6>Gold Kate, well done. A lot of them have been

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<v Speaker 6>influenced by the male honeybee and it's exploding Genitalia. I've

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<v Speaker 6>weeded out a lot, but some need to be aired

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<v Speaker 6>because they're funny, cloudy.

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<v Speaker 5>With a chance of exploding balls.

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, so you didn't make up the exploding balls part?

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<v Speaker 5>No really, no, no, no, no, no, that's science. No,

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<v Speaker 5>Garrett said, you can't make this stuff up.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm with you, brother, Gold.

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<v Speaker 6>It's funnier that it is true that actually happens. Shame

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<v Speaker 6>on David Ahmra for not doing like a rude version

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<v Speaker 6>of Planet Earth. You won't believe these day little kids

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<v Speaker 6>to exploding balls.

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<v Speaker 5>Exploding balls on over the screen. Where was I? Oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>ten things. I hate it. No, it's not very funny. No,

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<v Speaker 5>that's not good. To Honeybee, I told you there this Honeybee.

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<v Speaker 5>I blew up my test. I shot the goods man.

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<v Speaker 5>That's funny.

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<v Speaker 4>That's gold plus honey.

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<v Speaker 5>I blew up my test, called Steve. That should be

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<v Speaker 5>the title of today's show. Put up on iTunes and Spotify.

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<v Speaker 6>Termites of endearments Silver Bruce turmighty Gold, watch out for

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<v Speaker 6>John tick Gold.

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<v Speaker 5>Chloe.

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<v Speaker 6>That's very good, sorries because I just saw her surname

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<v Speaker 6>Chloe Osterbeek Money by the Act to James Vanderbeek and

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<v Speaker 6>how much I loved Dawson's Creek.

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<v Speaker 4>Why why didn't you ask us that the other day?

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<v Speaker 4>He said? Out of nowhere? Who else is Dawson's Crease.

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<v Speaker 5>Right team Pasty by the way for me.

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<v Speaker 6>Was I was channel surfing right and I suddenly saw

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<v Speaker 6>them as an episode midway through off Dawson's Creek, so.

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<v Speaker 5>I watched it. I forgot.

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<v Speaker 6>I love this show Closet Dawson Creek fan, Big Joshua

0:55:38.600 --> 0:55:41.799
<v Speaker 6>Jackson fan more than Vanderbek. Anyway, Let's move on. She's

0:55:41.920 --> 0:55:45.040
<v Speaker 6>or Nat Gold, Big Daddy. What a great movie that was,

0:55:45.640 --> 0:55:52.920
<v Speaker 6>John Stewart and the Salmon, Big Daddy, Long Legs, Silver Insect,

0:55:52.960 --> 0:55:58.480
<v Speaker 6>Tannah Jones instead of Indiana Jones. More Team Wolf.

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<v Speaker 5>Anthony with an H's very good and the.

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<v Speaker 6>Weavil Dead Gold. All right, so fair some great ones today, Steve.

0:56:07.719 --> 0:56:10.920
<v Speaker 4>I'm guessing you, Honeybee, I blew up my testicle.

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<v Speaker 5>But that's it.

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<v Speaker 6>Well done, Steve, Well done. You're off to see you

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<v Speaker 6>be fourteen. Join Last Song for Us today and Mob

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<v Speaker 6>Session Ice House, Christian O'Connell show podcast, Let's talk tomorrow's

0:56:21.560 --> 0:56:25.239
<v Speaker 6>show today, Join us again tomorrow if you dare o

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<v Speaker 6>waits his tickets. We're taking you to go and see

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<v Speaker 6>the best show in town, Tina, Turn of the Musical.

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<v Speaker 5>Not just going to the show. That's a bit short.

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<v Speaker 5>What drop us off at the theater? I'm starving.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, we're taking you out for we just found out

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<v Speaker 6>an eye water and the expensive meal. If Jack Invaders

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<v Speaker 6>were you, you'd be sharing a KFC bucket. I donh no, No,

0:56:46.440 --> 0:56:49.880
<v Speaker 6>this show behind Jack and I's back has played a blinder.

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<v Speaker 5>We are shouting you that. I'll tell you what it is.

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<v Speaker 5>Probably gonna be the best dinner of the year.

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<v Speaker 4>You got the best shown and twenty dollars per person.

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<v Speaker 5>But apparently they got a great deal.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, we know what that deal was, one hundred. So

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<v Speaker 6>you enjoy your dinner. That's up for Graham's tomorrow on

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<v Speaker 6>the show. And this is going to be about the

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<v Speaker 6>name game, as.

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<v Speaker 5>In do you have a name that's a pain?

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<v Speaker 4>A name you always need to explain.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, we may name my name as in game, my.

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<v Speaker 20>Show name as in Rebbit touch Funny, Peter Droppings hopping here, Yes,

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<v Speaker 20>Jackie Boy world Ard Caller two.

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<v Speaker 3>My first name is as in Metric met.

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<v Speaker 5>No Graham, Inch, no Volume, no Ruler, Yes, Caller three.

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<v Speaker 12>Our name as in pre school.

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<v Speaker 15>Straightaway.

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<v Speaker 5>That's how to play.

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<v Speaker 4>My name is in game.

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<v Speaker 6>Return tomorrow morning at a If you want to play, email.

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<v Speaker 5>Me Christian Christian O'Connell dot com. Dot a youth thanks

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<v Speaker 5>to join the show. We are back tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast