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Speaker 6: Good morning Jack, Post morning guys, Good morning Patsy.
Speaker 5: Morning Now, Patsy, you shared with the team.
Speaker 6: A shopping list, right, I've got to say you've had
Speaker 6: some sort of disagreement with Christal where I be love
Speaker 6: God and I have to say, I get a shopping
Speaker 6: lists all the time. We have to go with my
Speaker 6: wife and otherwise I go rogue and we waste a
Speaker 6: lot of money. And also she never lets me go
Speaker 6: food shopping. That stuff eaten within half an hour because
Speaker 6: if I go, they're hungry. Most of that supermarket is
Speaker 6: coming back with me or been eating in the car
Speaker 6: before you and drive at home.
Speaker 5: But your shopping list, there's a lot of vagaries on here.
Speaker 2: What do you mean vagary?
Speaker 5: No, No, all I say is a list of ninety vagaries.
Speaker 2: What do your terms vagaries. I have to know.
Speaker 6: Jack mentioned this earlier one when I said, hey, you
Speaker 6: have a look at this shoppingness that Patsy shared with
Speaker 6: the team is actually it is intimate.
Speaker 4: It is it feels like we're prying into Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Intimate on there.
Speaker 6: Even when I see other people looking in my basket
Speaker 6: in the supermarket. You know, sometimes you have a little
Speaker 6: sneaky peet, don't you see what they like?
Speaker 5: Those biscuits? Weirdos and people catch you doing it.
Speaker 4: Like you guys drink mineral water, Yes, La, mineral water
Speaker 4: at your house.
Speaker 7: It's Jack, It's home brand mineral water, which is about
Speaker 7: sixty nine cents a bottle.
Speaker 6: And good to see you're still bon in the candle
Speaker 6: for sliced cheese, we also.
Speaker 5: Have sliced cheese.
Speaker 2: Sliced cheese.
Speaker 6: You've got kids that are making lunch boxes five days
Speaker 6: a week, you have to have sliced cheese. You have
Speaker 6: got time to slice up that cheese.
Speaker 7: Yeah, or even like if you're cooking dinner, I'll whack
Speaker 7: a tasty slice in my mouth as a snack.
Speaker 2: It's really yummy.
Speaker 5: I've done that before. Actually, I'm not going to judge it.
Speaker 6: Sometimes I roll it up into a ball like a
Speaker 6: little hubbabu or something in my mouth.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 6: Also, if I'm doing a barbecue and the burgers, I
Speaker 6: want that sliced cheese to look really shiny and plasticy
Speaker 6: and barely cheesy, like I don't know what the cheese
Speaker 6: mixing is, but I want it shiny and almost like
Speaker 6: you haven't taken the wrapper.
Speaker 4: Off, you know, it can't be too melted. Yes, you're right.
Speaker 4: You got to put it in halfway through.
Speaker 6: The cook Yes, that's it all right, So let's go
Speaker 6: back to this. So why did you and Chris fall
Speaker 6: out over the shop?
Speaker 8: In this?
Speaker 5: Pats?
Speaker 7: So it's as always, it's always the one thing that
Speaker 7: we are desperately out of.
Speaker 2: So this week it was rubbish.
Speaker 7: Bags because drawstring or just yeah, definitely go the drawstring.
Speaker 7: And it's a pain when they're not there, and I'll
Speaker 7: say to them, listen, we're out of rubbish bags. Please
Speaker 7: don't put anything in the bin, and so inevitably put it.
Speaker 5: Then put it on the floor for now. Treat the
Speaker 5: house like the cinema.
Speaker 2: No, so I get up over it's kind of obvious.
Speaker 7: I get a paper bag and put it on the
Speaker 7: bench above where the bin is in the cupboard. Right,
Speaker 7: We've got our bin in a cupboard. It's there, it's obvious,
Speaker 7: it's it's the makeshift bin. But inevitably they put stuff
Speaker 7: in the bin without a liner, and then it has.
Speaker 5: To all people see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so it was rubbish bags.
Speaker 7: And look I even put it in capital and bold
Speaker 7: and like extra big font Aldi because we get them
Speaker 7: an Audi rubbish bags and everything with them like these
Speaker 7: ones will call cheaper Eldi's fantastic, so cheap.
Speaker 6: And I'm worried I'm screaming too much on the bin bags.
Speaker 6: They're too thin. What you do is and then the
Speaker 6: moment you go to lift and carry suddenly it breaks
Speaker 6: and you get like sea pitch.
Speaker 7: No, no, no, I can vouch for Aldi brand rubbish
Speaker 7: bags and lunch bags, I'll say block bags.
Speaker 6: So according to the shopping list here, then your daughter
Speaker 6: already requires a roast chook for lunch. She's going to
Speaker 6: carry it in and that little meaty handbag. She has
Speaker 6: a roast chook handbag. I love that little handbag and
Speaker 6: pick it up and carry it off. Only in Australia,
Speaker 6: don't get that anymore, really know, when friends invite to
Speaker 6: come over and they take them supermarket shop and they go,
Speaker 6: what's this?
Speaker 5: Look at this you carrying that? This isn't why why
Speaker 5: don't we do this in England?
Speaker 4: How did you get it out?
Speaker 5: They just have it. It's just in a sort of bag,
Speaker 5: but it doesn't have the little cary.
Speaker 6: I love it sometimes when you will just see someone
Speaker 6: queuing to buy something and it's just a chook with
Speaker 6: the little handle. Took a little suitcase, a chuck suitcase.
Speaker 7: No, so she doesn't like cold cuts like ham and stuff,
Speaker 7: so I figure it's okay just to get some chicken
Speaker 7: in will last the whole week and we just use
Speaker 7: it for sandwiches. So nice roast chicken. Today, she's got
Speaker 7: a wrap with some chicken.
Speaker 6: Now you're very specific about the type of rubbish bags,
Speaker 6: O Kate, you want Aldie, but then you say, here
Speaker 6: just a vagary of laundry detergent.
Speaker 5: Which one is so specific.
Speaker 7: Exactly what it means. I get the gold one at Aldi, brilliant,
Speaker 7: smells divine. It's like six bucks for a big thing
Speaker 7: of it, big that of it.
Speaker 4: And then how vague is four times meat for dinners?
Speaker 5: Yea? What is that? Or beef chicken.
Speaker 7: You know what that that translates to is I can't
Speaker 7: be bothered figuring out what we're going to have over
Speaker 7: next week.
Speaker 2: Go your hardest.
Speaker 6: Also, then I love the chocolate croissants and typo it
Speaker 6: never likes corossants, by the way, does it?
Speaker 5: No? It doesn't?
Speaker 2: Why doesn't it?
Speaker 6: Like for all their genius, we just understand what a
Speaker 6: croissant is. And then like the King and Queenie both
Speaker 6: are grapes.
Speaker 2: The grapes that you know what Aldie's got these candies.
Speaker 6: Sounds like I'm just going to think this is like
Speaker 6: a live read for Aldi's not.
Speaker 2: I assure you other.
Speaker 6: Supermarkets are available. I never thought i'd say this, but
Speaker 6: spare a thought for Woolwoves. They're only making about eighty
Speaker 6: a quarter. That's enough hourly talk for the year. Pats
Speaker 6: We're going to send them an invoice.
Speaker 1: Christian Connall show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show, Patsy to try and reduce the risk
Speaker 6: of human error. Im Me, when I'm giving the weekly
Speaker 6: shop to go and do, my wife lays it out
Speaker 6: by isle.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah, and that's great knowledge for your local supermaran.
Speaker 6: It's actually impressive, and then she loses her mind. When
Speaker 6: I come back in chaos, they've changed the layout.
Speaker 5: I've been in there three days, but change the layout.
Speaker 5: I drink you. Mummy rolls very well.
Speaker 2: That says to be a wife that can't trust her husband.
Speaker 5: Wife, have you met me? She's right? I agree.
Speaker 6: When she does that, I don't feel insulted, and I'm like,
Speaker 6: thank you, thank you, you get it. It's confusing, all
Speaker 6: these various isles. How can I not just sometimes pick
Speaker 6: up random stuff? And then she going, Then you go
Speaker 6: to ale three, and then there's a list for Ale three.
Speaker 4: That is putting a picture of every item that she
Speaker 4: wants in there.
Speaker 6: I passed our feedback on your kid is Sarah. Take
Speaker 6: some screenshots, map it all out the stages, but the
Speaker 6: Tour de France, I went a little thing at the
Speaker 6: end of each stage.
Speaker 5: I complete the circles.
Speaker 6: If I get all the aisles correct, Jack, what's been
Speaker 6: going on with you?
Speaker 4: I imagine at your place as the only male you're
Speaker 4: good at putting the toilet seat down after you've been
Speaker 4: to the toilet. Yes, I grew up in mostly household
Speaker 4: of boys, so I wasn't good at it growing up
Speaker 4: until Bianca and I first started dating.
Speaker 5: And that she's she's trained you well.
Speaker 4: In the middle of the night, she went to use
Speaker 4: the toilet and sat on just the in our early days,
Speaker 4: that happened to Sarah, and on some big nights out
Speaker 4: sometimes I will occasionally forget even now, and Sarah willill go.
Speaker 6: Oh God, I was stuck in the that awful, awful
Speaker 6: middle ground. No no, you have to set yourself on
Speaker 6: fire to cleanse your ass.
Speaker 4: So Ever since that happened early in our relationship, I've
Speaker 4: been good at closing the toilet seat down. What I
Speaker 4: get tricked by sometimes out in public is when you
Speaker 4: think a toilet has a soft close seats, but it doesn't,
Speaker 4: so you go to drop it, and if it's got
Speaker 4: some weight on it, some of those ceramic ones are
Speaker 4: quite hefty, it will come down like a gunshot.
Speaker 5: Now it is. It's a really big triggering bang, isn't it.
Speaker 4: It scares me. So now I have been rethinking shutting
Speaker 4: the toilet seat lid in public toilets because of the
Speaker 4: risk of the gunshot going off.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no no, I think it should be
Speaker 6: by law that you're not allowed any of those scary Watts. Yes, no,
Speaker 6: they should all be reassuring soft closed soft clothes.
Speaker 4: That we have this soft closed technology, please use it.
Speaker 6: Should be all public toilets, all public spaces, and doors
Speaker 6: should be soft closed as well, because sometimes you know,
Speaker 6: you fling open a door and you think you sney
Speaker 6: and it just goes bag and shatters. There's one here actually,
Speaker 6: that class one that swings back two ears. I think
Speaker 6: you should have some resistance or something like that is
Speaker 6: what we need.
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Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show, the show that this time next week,
Speaker 6: well this time wednes eaving next week. We're not taking
Speaker 6: to go and see the Tina Tony Musical at six
Speaker 6: thirty am, a very early showing at six.
Speaker 5: Thirty in the morning.
Speaker 6: Tina, the Tina Toney Musical is now playing at Melbourne's
Speaker 6: Beautiful Princess Theater. Don't miss this international mega hit. There
Speaker 6: is the reason why it's been internationally so great and reviewed.
Speaker 6: It is simply the best night of your life. We're
Speaker 6: taking a load of you to go and see it
Speaker 6: next Wednesday night.
Speaker 5: Come and join us.
Speaker 9: You're invited to Tina to the greatest show.
Speaker 5: From the West ends good way Now it's Melbourne's own.
Speaker 5: But you got a call to see the biggest music
Speaker 5: come This night will be simply the best not sung
Speaker 5: by the cast. Don't want to make crystal clear by
Speaker 5: Rio going Fall, Glee, Paul Glee, if anything, the Glee
Speaker 5: cast can go. If he's back on the.
Speaker 4: Glee too much, he's back on that Glee too Therapy, Yes.
Speaker 6: All right, calling now and earning the Turner nine four
Speaker 6: one four one oh four three. Why should you come
Speaker 6: along for the best night of your life to go
Speaker 6: and see the Tina Turning Musical next Wednesday night? You
Speaker 6: don't just get to go and see uh Tina Turning
Speaker 6: the musical?
Speaker 5: You get to go. We've just found out how much
Speaker 5: this is per head.
Speaker 6: A very very nice dinner and drinks beforehands.
Speaker 5: One hundred and twenty dollars per head.
Speaker 4: Nicer than I would never take myself out for dinner.
Speaker 4: That's sure.
Speaker 5: Passing the team.
Speaker 6: I played a blinder producer cutting goes and we got
Speaker 6: it down to a very as low as it could do.
Speaker 5: It's one hundred and twenty dollars per head. I'm like,
Speaker 5: one hundred and twenty dollars per head.
Speaker 6: I come remember the last time my wife and I
Speaker 6: had a two hundred and forty dollars meal. You'd have
Speaker 6: to really go something to you, So please don't believing
Speaker 6: any food when you play.
Speaker 5: You'll see Jack and I like going. You have that
Speaker 5: jumpstick everything, twenty bread.
Speaker 6: We allowed to have some of this food or we
Speaker 6: were going to crank.
Speaker 4: Up the cost we have to go through.
Speaker 6: You just be like dogs, you know where they sit
Speaker 6: at your feet, going, please spiel some, Please give me some.
Speaker 6: So you really want to earn a the Turner right now,
Speaker 6: come see Tina Turner the Musical and have the meal
Speaker 6: of your life.
Speaker 5: Simply the best dinner of your life now and according in.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show, Tina the Tina Turney Musical now playing
Speaker 6: at the Princess SETA. Go see this international mega hit.
Speaker 6: It's simply the best. We're taking you to go and
Speaker 6: see it next Wednesday night. I saw it last Thursday night.
Speaker 6: It's so good. I thought, we've got to get a
Speaker 6: load of you and go. We're going next Wednesday night.
Speaker 6: You go and see this incredible show which this is
Speaker 6: the most amazing music, choreography, I've seen in any Melbourne
Speaker 6: show and you get to come out for dinner and
Speaker 6: drinks beforehand, and please please clean that plate one hundred
Speaker 6: and twenty dollars per head. I know what it was
Speaker 6: for my wedding. It was seventy two dollars per head.
Speaker 6: I'm now going to have to drag my wife along.
Speaker 6: I'll give you that wedding dinner.
Speaker 5: You never had come to Limardian, I'll deco building. Christian.
Speaker 1: Oh, Paul bar.
Speaker 5: Oh, one hundred and twenty dollars by head. Enjoy, dear listener, enjoy.
Speaker 9: Night of your life.
Speaker 6: All right here, we got lined up here. Earn the
Speaker 6: Turner Lauren, good morning.
Speaker 10: Oh Christian, good morning.
Speaker 11: How are you?
Speaker 6: I'm good, Lauren? Have you well this morning? So big
Speaker 6: Tina Turner.
Speaker 3: Fan, Well, I'm simply the best. I'm better than all
Speaker 3: the rest.
Speaker 10: So, yes, are you amazing?
Speaker 4: If you know two lines of her most famous Wow.
Speaker 5: You must gosh.
Speaker 6: I think the show is found its standing If the
Speaker 6: main Tina can't be there she knows at least two
Speaker 6: lines of the best.
Speaker 10: Well, I just think she's an amazing singer, amazing performer,
Speaker 10: She's a good human. She's way and I also used
Speaker 10: to dress up for and do talent shows when I
Speaker 10: was young. As a child, Tina Turner was my go
Speaker 10: to person to impersonate and sing her songs. And I
Speaker 10: would love to see her live in Melbourne.
Speaker 6: And yes, well, I just want to make spoiler Tina
Speaker 6: Turner is no longer alive.
Speaker 5: I just want to check in you.
Speaker 6: I didn't want you thinking you were going to see
Speaker 6: her and going it's amazing how she's just performing at
Speaker 6: the Princess Theater and then you go, Tina Turney, you've
Speaker 6: been lying to us.
Speaker 3: And her music.
Speaker 6: I just didn't want you coming on force pretensis Lauren.
Speaker 6: We'd love to have you there. We'll see you there.
Speaker 10: Well, thanks good, I'll see you Wednesday.
Speaker 6: See you Wednesday, and please don't eat for the next
Speaker 6: seven days. Enjoy that sumptuous banquet at La Meridia and
Speaker 6: our deco building. You know eat in fifties princes played there.
Speaker 6: I mean you couldn't afford to eat. There was he
Speaker 6: playing for his dinner. Simply the worst deal this show is.
Speaker 5: They got it down, they got it. They really drove them.
Speaker 6: Natalie, Good morning, Natalie Morning, Christian Morning, Natali, So earner
Speaker 6: the Turner, Why should it be you.
Speaker 8: Well, I bought.
Speaker 12: Tica tarlier in the year to go see it, but
Speaker 12: I ext I'm happy, got kickers to go.
Speaker 13: Set the Grand Final.
Speaker 12: I've been sitting here the same day and so I
Speaker 12: missed out and it was the one thing I was
Speaker 12: looking forward to all year.
Speaker 6: Oh no, so you went to the grand final, the
Speaker 6: na En Grand Final when he went to see Tina.
Speaker 14: No, he came up with me and we missed down
Speaker 14: and we gave it to his sister.
Speaker 5: Partner. Sister, right, okay, Natalie, Okay, love got to do
Speaker 5: with it, all right.
Speaker 6: Natalie, come on, we'll see you next weeks, do you
Speaker 6: and your husband?
Speaker 5: Natalie?
Speaker 15: Yeah, probably maybe, all.
Speaker 5: Right, Natalie, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's Show. Just thinking about we could save some money,
Speaker 6: get Peratschy to go to ald He today, you know
Speaker 6: she loves him, and just get twenty four bags of trucks. Yeah,
Speaker 6: one sug per couple, and then you go, here's your
Speaker 6: tickets in one hand and there's your choke in the other.
Speaker 6: Just then we go to park part higher a park
Speaker 6: bench round the corner from the Princess Theater. You may
Speaker 6: or may not have noticed over the last couple days. Right,
Speaker 6: there's an advertising campaign at the moment, and for this show,
Speaker 6: the bosses that run the radio station of seeing here
Speaker 6: is worth a continuous advertising for Kaine Jay Fox. Jason
Speaker 6: Lonna thought maybe we should do some of this what's
Speaker 6: called marketing for that breakfast show that we have, and
Speaker 6: perfect time to do it at the end of the year.
Speaker 6: I just think, like Nike and all those things, they
Speaker 6: normally just wait to last couple of weeks of the
Speaker 6: year times and sneakers, don't they. Ah, we've got some
Speaker 6: really smart people above us.
Speaker 5: We really have anyway. So there's these posters.
Speaker 6: You might have seen billboards and bus sides and stuff
Speaker 6: like that around town, and it's probably cheaper. That's time year,
Speaker 6: that's what they're getting them.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: A message yesterday from our friend Steve Hooker and he
Speaker 6: used to live on my street and he said he
Speaker 6: sent me a screenshot off one of these big posters yesterday.
Speaker 6: He said, Christian, we may not no longer live on
Speaker 6: the same street, but I still feel like you're watching
Speaker 6: over me. Very comforting actually, And there is a large
Speaker 6: side of a building with my mug looking out over
Speaker 6: Steve Hooker his family.
Speaker 4: And as if you're peering out from behind the trains.
Speaker 6: Now before he left moved out of a street color wischo.
Speaker 6: My seventeen year old daughter, Lois went to babysit his
Speaker 6: three boys, and it was the first time she's gone around.
Speaker 4: There are they?
Speaker 5: They are eleven, nine and five.
Speaker 4: Okay, you got your work cut out for you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and you're seventeen right right. So she went
Speaker 6: around and said the and they start to have dinner.
Speaker 6: She said the two older boys were sort of like
Speaker 6: whispering the whole time at that age, nine to eleven.
Speaker 5: There's a seventeen year old girl there.
Speaker 6: Okay, you're going to be whispering, aren't you when you're
Speaker 6: in that age, she said. But she said the five
Speaker 6: year old was. He's going to be a future comedian.
Speaker 6: So he's like manically waving around his knife and fork,
Speaker 6: and Lois goes, oh, you might want to put one
Speaker 6: of them down on the table there. You might hurt yourself.
Speaker 6: And he goes, this is my house, it's fine, and
Speaker 6: she goes, no, he couldn't say this. It was like
Speaker 6: this smiles my house three times.
Speaker 4: You're a guest here.
Speaker 5: This is like a little mad king Peter Dinklage the
Speaker 5: in Game of Thrones. You're in my house now. She
Speaker 5: was like, Wow, this.
Speaker 6: Is going to be some nice, funniest thing to say
Speaker 6: to maybe since if you're five miles you're in my
Speaker 6: house now, you want to pay Anyway, She goes to
Speaker 6: try and get him into bed, and they do a
Speaker 6: few bedtime stories and Lois starts to do Drew's voice.
Speaker 6: I must be doing the speakable me the books or something.
Speaker 6: She starts doing the voice of Drew and Crew and
Speaker 6: all this, and he goes do the voices again, do
Speaker 6: the voices again. Then midway through grabs loss on go
Speaker 6: I'm sick of that voice. Now someone says something funny.
Speaker 6: You think about it almost every day. As he's saying,
Speaker 6: he went, thank you. It's has been really really good fun.
Speaker 6: I've really enjoyed this.
Speaker 5: Hopefully he goes, no, I prefer the other girl.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show listener, I had a near death experience yesterday.
Speaker 6: I am heavily bandished up this morning. As you can attest, Jack, I.
Speaker 4: Can see it. What's happened.
Speaker 6: I look like a mummy today. Just for the theater
Speaker 6: of the mind as you listen to the show wherever
Speaker 6: you are.
Speaker 5: I had an.
Speaker 6: Accident in the kit There are things in the kitchen
Speaker 6: that I actually think conspire to work against us and
Speaker 6: attack us.
Speaker 5: The cheese Greater.
Speaker 6: I still get nervous using I'm very wary and respectful
Speaker 6: around the powers of the cheese Greater.
Speaker 5: Yesterday I was making a dinner. My wife said it
Speaker 5: be nice if you spiralize some zucchini.
Speaker 6: Straight away, I was like, oh no, that mean I've
Speaker 6: got to use the spiralizer. The spiralizer comes out about
Speaker 6: once or twice a year.
Speaker 4: Which ones I know what the Yes, okay, you crank it, Yes, spiralize,
Speaker 4: you crank it.
Speaker 5: These days, we don't need to be get your crunkle
Speaker 5: in the kitchen.
Speaker 6: Okay, you don't need to be cranking up, winding up
Speaker 6: anything that moves zucchini on those zucchinis into basically blades. Yes,
Speaker 6: it's a slow motion bladed weapon of death. And even
Speaker 6: just assembling this awful contraption as a nightmare. Have you
Speaker 6: got a spiralizer patch?
Speaker 14: Oh?
Speaker 6: I died, No, no, no, no, no, we can have mine.
Speaker 6: This is one cut, by the way, and so once
Speaker 6: i'd spiralize the zucchini, I was entrying to deassemble it
Speaker 6: to clean this wretched thing.
Speaker 5: That's when it's like me.
Speaker 6: Not once, not twice, thrice, Oh my near fatal slash
Speaker 6: wounds on me.
Speaker 5: Okay, and I was like, there's a blood dripping everywhere.
Speaker 5: I lost about six pints of blood.
Speaker 4: That's your radio fader finger as well.
Speaker 6: Luckily this controls the mics, but the actual music comes
Speaker 6: out the right hand. Some lord Fader is still going
Speaker 6: to always be okay, guys, so don't worry. But yeah,
Speaker 6: just trying to clean this machine. I was actually sworn
Speaker 6: it right, and I said, I'm trying to help you.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to clean it.
Speaker 4: I'm doing this for you.
Speaker 6: Please put down those walls of defense spiralizer and those
Speaker 6: blades there. I was bitching in the kitchen and that's
Speaker 6: when I would cool this morning. Something in the kitchen
Speaker 6: has attacked you, and I want to hear all about it.
Speaker 5: Caitlin.
Speaker 6: I think you've still got a scarf from something not
Speaker 6: that god awful seven and one thing that you're trying
Speaker 6: to force on us as prize of the decade.
Speaker 5: I know that would never injure me.
Speaker 16: That's the most fantastic.
Speaker 5: Because it couldn't even do that.
Speaker 16: No, I nearly chopped my finger off cutting a pumpkin.
Speaker 5: Oh, too sharp a knife or just slipped.
Speaker 16: So pumpkins are very very dangerous if when you slicing
Speaker 16: down on them, they're quite.
Speaker 5: Pumpkins are in how are they dangerous themselves?
Speaker 16: Because they're quite dance and hard, So when you're slicing
Speaker 16: down if you do it at a soft rate, which
Speaker 16: I did right, I went to go and I bounced
Speaker 16: back up, and so I went to go again, but
Speaker 16: with the heaviness, and I sliced my finger.
Speaker 2: Instead of the honey.
Speaker 4: They're hard to get through a pumpkin.
Speaker 6: Apparently the most dangerous thing in the kitchen is trying
Speaker 6: to sort out the avocado.
Speaker 4: People cut through, Yes, as you're slicing the other people
Speaker 4: cut through.
Speaker 5: And you know when they cut down the web of
Speaker 5: their thumb.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but you put it on a chopping board, you
Speaker 7: don't rest it on your hands.
Speaker 5: Should be surprised, you'd be very surprised, Patsy.
Speaker 6: I think the stories we're going to hear testamy today
Speaker 6: nine four one four one O four three, bitchin in
Speaker 6: the Kitchen?
Speaker 5: What attacked You?
Speaker 1: Christian Connall's show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian o'connall's show, But You Sara found out the most
Speaker 6: top five most dangerous things in the kitchen.
Speaker 5: What did you find?
Speaker 9: Yes, pumpkin, as Caitlin said, is the most dangerous vegetable
Speaker 9: in the kitchen, followed by the butternut squash, the turnip.
Speaker 5: The Jerusalem how many of us having turnips? What you
Speaker 5: were we invaded?
Speaker 4: Again? Jerusalem choke and then the light.
Speaker 5: Chi the onion, avocadoue thing like light cheese and atichoke hats.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, you got I actually had choke carts
Speaker 9: yesterday and light cheese on the weekend.
Speaker 5: This is what you are so Sydney. That's how Sydney
Speaker 5: you are.
Speaker 4: You're eating enough carts. That's not my problem.
Speaker 5: But it's the light cheese. Didn't you make you? Did
Speaker 5: he make us some nice light cheese?
Speaker 4: Come quite sorry?
Speaker 6: Sorry to burn you like that all right through?
Speaker 5: And what injured you in the kitchen?
Speaker 14: I have had multiple injuries from something that should come
Speaker 14: with a safety warning. And that's the darn cleaver vegetable peeler.
Speaker 14: Don't know if you've see these things that they've got teeth.
Speaker 5: I don't know now describe it to as.
Speaker 14: Catherine, Okay, it's it's you peel your veggies with it,
Speaker 14: but if your finger gets in the way, you take
Speaker 14: off multiple layers of skin because the damn thing's got
Speaker 14: claws a bit like Edward scissor hands, and I've lost
Speaker 14: tips of fingers back over. But I really wish I
Speaker 14: hadn't thrown out my old one. This thing is dangerous.
Speaker 3: I've got my.
Speaker 14: Fingers around it now, trying to strangle the damn thing.
Speaker 4: Why what? What's wrong with the normal vegetable pills?
Speaker 5: That one blade and slice away from you. It's worked
Speaker 5: for DNA.
Speaker 14: Blame my husband and he's online shopping.
Speaker 5: I'm still waiting for my grease. Please. Actually has been
Speaker 5: interceptib by the government.
Speaker 15: He was about to get me.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at it now. It looks like a torture device.
Speaker 14: Yeah, Katherine, it's good intent.
Speaker 15: It grins at you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Katherine, Thanks you going mate, have a good day. Vanessa.
Speaker 5: Hi there, morning, Vanessa. Welcome to the show. So what's
Speaker 5: she kitchen injury?
Speaker 8: So quite a few years ago I wanted to have
Speaker 8: some spaghetti bowline for dinner, and it was frozen. So
Speaker 8: I got it out of the freezer and grabbed cyd
Speaker 8: a sharp knife and just started stabbing it to try
Speaker 8: and break it in half. And my finger slipped it
Speaker 8: right down the blade and I ended up snapping my
Speaker 8: tendon on my little finger. Oh gosh, and I had
Speaker 8: to have like, I had to have an operation, and
Speaker 8: then I had to have weeks of hand therapy. But
Speaker 8: the funny thing was when I went into emergency, the guy,
Speaker 8: the doctor, he said, oh, so, how did you do that?
Speaker 8: Was it on the spaghetti bowline or the avocado?
Speaker 6: They narrowed it down now and you were the spag
Speaker 6: bole side.
Speaker 5: Of the equation.
Speaker 8: You know exactly what I've done. And then you know,
Speaker 8: weeks later, even now, like this probably happened twenty years ago.
Speaker 8: My fingers just like this big hook. So, and I
Speaker 8: work with children and I tell them I'm a witch,
Speaker 8: and they all kind of look sideways, not sure if
Speaker 8: I'm serious or not. So, yeah, it's been find a
Speaker 8: bit of a funny story, I tell.
Speaker 5: You what for that? So maybe tomorrow on the show
Speaker 5: your body is a party trick? What does it do?
Speaker 6: I love that if my hand suddenly became a claw.
Speaker 6: You terrify kids with it. It should actually you should
Speaker 6: be made.
Speaker 5: To do that.
Speaker 6: If you don't do that, that's great.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much. Your story very funny.
Speaker 8: Okay, thanks sake.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show. Oasis tickets go on sell next week.
Speaker 6: Oas I can't believen actually saying this, I can't believe.
Speaker 6: The unthinkable was actually that they are back, not just
Speaker 6: that they're doing a world tour fifteen years. They don't
Speaker 6: speak to each other. They kind of be in the
Speaker 6: same room I could touring the world together. That is
Speaker 6: some family reunion. Oasis Live twenty five it is now
Speaker 6: going to be history. Marvel's Stadium. They're coming to Melbourne.
Speaker 6: They're playing October thirty first, which is Halloween next year,
Speaker 6: which is gonna have an extra bit of tension. Then
Speaker 6: Oasis Live twenty five Marvel Stadium, October next year. Tickets
Speaker 6: gone sale Tuesday, the fifteenth of October.
Speaker 5: It's next Tuesday.
Speaker 6: Live Nation dot com dot au for all the details.
Speaker 6: We have tickets up for grabs right now. Do not
Speaker 6: call in yet. You don't know how you're gonna win them.
Speaker 6: I don't know how we're gonna win them. Because the
Speaker 6: reason we're doing this now is I asked the team me, Jack, Producer, Rio,
Speaker 6: and Kate. Then I said, let's all come in to
Speaker 6: Wednesday show. Pitch one Oasis are idea each it must
Speaker 6: be the song title is the name of the game.
Speaker 6: What the game is, You've got to pitch it. But
Speaker 6: related to an Oasis song.
Speaker 5: Title, You're about to hear live radio Shark Tank.
Speaker 6: Jack's been signed him for the last two or three minutes,
Speaker 6: practicing his words.
Speaker 4: I'm happy to go first if you want.
Speaker 5: Nope, So is everybody ready?
Speaker 4: Ready?
Speaker 9: Ready?
Speaker 5: Jack? Ready? Yes? Rie, are ready? Ready, participate and ready.
Speaker 6: Ready, Okay, okay, let's go clockwise to my left with you.
Speaker 6: First of all is if we're playing cards, Rio, what
Speaker 6: is your Oasis idea?
Speaker 5: Please?
Speaker 9: We all know Oasis' nine minute song all around the
Speaker 9: World from their third.
Speaker 5: Studio album be Here.
Speaker 17: Now we're all familiar.
Speaker 9: I suggest we go all around the world with Oasis songs.
Speaker 9: Through the power of artificial intelligence. I've made Liam sing
Speaker 9: his hit songs Wonderwall in different languages.
Speaker 5: This is good.
Speaker 4: You have to guess what language Liam is singing in.
Speaker 18: Jmy vasagin miss Amy, do.
Speaker 5: You think with ai by next year?
Speaker 6: As he sings English into his microphone. He can do
Speaker 6: this when they're playing various all over the world. He
Speaker 6: can become a bogan.
Speaker 4: I have to know now what language that was?
Speaker 5: I don't Spanish, Wiam Spanish? Liam? And what about this one?
Speaker 6: This is a great game, by the way, turn out ten,
Speaker 6: very strong start Alaska.
Speaker 5: Great song. It now sounds like a sort of Eurovision thing.
Speaker 5: And now we go to Luxembourg.
Speaker 9: Please don't spoil this because this is the only other
Speaker 9: Lady very good.
Speaker 5: I love all around the world. Rio's idea, Jack Post,
Speaker 5: What have you got for us?
Speaker 4: The song I've chosen is stop Crying your Heart Out,
Speaker 4: which sounds like this.
Speaker 5: All this song.
Speaker 4: What I poses a fake crying competition. We asked our
Speaker 4: listeners to call up.
Speaker 5: Has he not pitched fake crying on the radio to
Speaker 5: us before?
Speaker 6: It's like an an You must have gone back through
Speaker 6: the old ideas. Pretty sum we're going to get cartoon characters,
Speaker 6: and how many fingers have they got?
Speaker 16: You?
Speaker 4: Call up? Simply call up? You give us your best
Speaker 4: fake cry right now?
Speaker 5: They're not playing me? Hello God one in four point three.
Speaker 4: My name's Kerry and I'd love to go to Oasis.
Speaker 4: You're saying, give us your best, frake cry. Okay, I
Speaker 4: should be the I should be the host. You be
Speaker 4: the cry because I know how the game goes. Okay, okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: Christians call give us your best? Have I won them?
Speaker 4: Christian stop trying your make you go to Oasis. You've
Speaker 4: already won.
Speaker 6: All right, all right, but she's Caitlin pick up the
Speaker 6: slack and there is a lot of slack now participating.
Speaker 5: What is your idea?
Speaker 2: Alrighty, we're going.
Speaker 16: To one of their most famous songs, Champagne Super and.
Speaker 5: Over love it. Are we up to the Meridian?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well yeah, next Wednesday we are what is the idea
Speaker 5: for Champagne super and Over producer icating My.
Speaker 16: Idea is ain't so super and over. So all we
Speaker 16: have to do is call over the bad radio station
Speaker 16: and say our show name. Then you win tickets to Oasis.
Speaker 5: I blame you.
Speaker 4: Is very creative, It's very creative.
Speaker 6: With a shark in the water, and certainly more sharks
Speaker 6: get in the water.
Speaker 4: This is how do we what we.
Speaker 5: We're just going to get this going in the next
Speaker 5: ten minutes. We're already a minute late for the news.
Speaker 4: We can't hear it.
Speaker 5: It feels like, you know, I thought yesterday this can
Speaker 5: be really hard. How we're going to decide this.
Speaker 6: It feels like at the moment it's Rio's ideas very good.
Speaker 6: At the moment, Oh, to play for, to play for?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 6: My idea comes on the song don't Look Back in Anger.
Speaker 6: We played it yesterday and it's a song about forgiveness
Speaker 6: and acceptance. The boys have done this after fifteen years
Speaker 6: of a very big family rift. One thing they don't
Speaker 6: want to do and don't want to see and be
Speaker 6: part of next year when they come here, guys, is
Speaker 6: they don't want a crowd at the whole stadium of
Speaker 6: angry people.
Speaker 4: What would you want that?
Speaker 5: You know, I've got grudges and resentments buried in them.
Speaker 6: So today on the show, I urge you to tone
Speaker 6: look back in anger.
Speaker 1: And it's Christie.
Speaker 6: He knows as never to last to say you tugging.
Speaker 5: As time written by me film you call up and
Speaker 5: you forgive whatever it is.
Speaker 6: Maybe it's an X, Maybe it's a teacher that said
Speaker 6: you can run very fast at school to the back.
Speaker 4: In anger, or your anger, the show.
Speaker 5: Thing you call up and go. I'm going to forgive
Speaker 5: my ex. I'm going to forgive that teacher. I'm going
Speaker 5: to forgive the.
Speaker 6: DS for having a terrible year, for almost breaking Christian
Speaker 6: Petraga in half.
Speaker 5: Turn the back in anger, guys, do not look back
Speaker 5: in ancher.
Speaker 4: I think we all know we're playing Raio's game?
Speaker 5: Are we do? We go with this one? I know
Speaker 5: the country, don't say the country. Don't say the country?
Speaker 6: Okay, so what country is this that Liam is singing
Speaker 6: wonder Wall in?
Speaker 5: What language? Alaska does? Isn't your football a door? See?
Speaker 5: It does favourite listeners of a very small European country.
Speaker 5: I just want to talk what it is.
Speaker 6: We're just gonna get winners from that country. You don't
Speaker 6: care for Oasis even they're coming.
Speaker 5: There one that Carlos from the Balkans. But let's play
Speaker 5: all right.
Speaker 6: Lines are open now nine four one four one o
Speaker 6: four three once more? What language is Leama Gallagher singing
Speaker 6: wonder Wall in?
Speaker 4: Last?
Speaker 5: Cass? Isn't there are ten lines going? There's no way
Speaker 5: you know what? Can you just add this?
Speaker 16: Know what we did?
Speaker 5: Ba Kankee see Donkey bodies.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast Christian O'Connell's show. All right, we
Speaker 6: have Oasis to tickets to give away the go and
Speaker 6: soeut next Tuesday Live Nation dot com dot au for details.
Speaker 6: But right now you've gotta work out what language are
Speaker 6: Oasis singing? Wonderwall in alaskass just for the siky.
Speaker 5: No what we did a bad kankee? See donkey Yo just.
Speaker 6: Had the winning idea in our radio Shark anxious now
Speaker 6: for all around the world.
Speaker 5: Is that all with AI that you did that? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 5: hell that is fun.
Speaker 6: I want I want more songs in different languages, not
Speaker 6: just Oasis. I want to hear foreign Jimmy Barnes. Please,
Speaker 6: I'm gonna give you a list by nine text in Actually,
Speaker 6: what's the artist?
Speaker 5: What's the song? Wen't pick the language is now I
Speaker 5: know that this is a resource. I will ruin it.
Speaker 5: Let's take AI away from Australia because all right, let's
Speaker 5: find out what language do you think you are?
Speaker 6: They're singing it? It's got to Amy for all. Good morning, Amy,
Speaker 6: Good morning, all right.
Speaker 5: Amy.
Speaker 6: So you're big Oases fan. You're excited they're coming here
Speaker 6: Halloween next year.
Speaker 3: Very excited.
Speaker 8: That's my birthday to day before as well.
Speaker 5: Wow, have you ever seen the boys lives before?
Speaker 1: Never?
Speaker 15: No, I'm from New Zealand, so they don't ever make it.
Speaker 3: Down that way.
Speaker 5: No, they haven't announced the old key. We tort shit
Speaker 5: all right?
Speaker 6: So, Amy, what do you think the language is that
Speaker 6: they're singing wonder Wall in Norwegian?
Speaker 15: I freaked out. I came to my head.
Speaker 5: You won't be surprised to hear that you're not going
Speaker 5: to see Oasis.
Speaker 4: It is not.
Speaker 6: Now, come on, you can't change the fact fully any
Speaker 6: to give you the money a millionaire scene.
Speaker 4: Come on.
Speaker 15: Check it?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I can't try again tomorrow. Okay, the
Speaker 5: back in inga Amy, I'll tell you that game should
Speaker 5: have been played. Jane, Good morning, Jane, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 6: How are you? I'm good? Jane A big Owaiss fan.
Speaker 6: You already want to go next year?
Speaker 16: Ah?
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I'd love to go.
Speaker 15: It's be amazing.
Speaker 6: And what do you think he's singing him Cantonese? Cantonese?
Speaker 6: It's not Cantonese.
Speaker 5: I don't speak German at school. Don't the other language?
Speaker 5: I hope says a lot of you. It is not German.
Speaker 5: It doesn't even sound doesn't sound German, it's not Norwegian,
Speaker 5: and now we know it's not Cantonese. To how many
Speaker 5: countries honor of the Lord? This very long time to
Speaker 5: give Oasis tickets? Ashley? Hello, Ashley, do you think you
Speaker 5: know what the languages Oasis are singing in?
Speaker 15: Hopefully a bit of a bred of guests. But is
Speaker 15: it Portuguese?
Speaker 5: You are to see Oasis live? No, you're off. It
Speaker 5: is Portuguese.
Speaker 6: This language is Portuguese, one of the most common languages
Speaker 6: of the world. I didn't know what's to speak my
Speaker 6: the entire country of Brazil as well, but yeah, this
Speaker 6: is Portuguese Oasis.
Speaker 5: All right? So ever seen Oasis before? Ashley? Have just
Speaker 5: one ticket?
Speaker 15: I haven't, but this is so amazing.
Speaker 5: Thank you so much, you really really enjoyed well. And
Speaker 5: tell us about yourself, Ashley. What do you do? Where
Speaker 5: are you now? Are your home or work?
Speaker 15: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I'm my home.
Speaker 15: I've got the day off, but I am running late
Speaker 15: for the school run. But that's okay, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 15: That can wait.
Speaker 5: So this is your day off and you want to
Speaker 5: win these tickets so much you still called us up.
Speaker 15: Yes, of course, I cannot believe this honestly to hear
Speaker 15: the news that they got back together. I've they's been
Speaker 15: my favorite band just for the longest time. This is
Speaker 15: just incredible.
Speaker 5: I'm so glad you were the winner where You're going
Speaker 5: to love it.
Speaker 6: You could even buy the tickets until next Tuesday, Ashley
Speaker 6: enjoy Oasis, Well done, Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Look Christian connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show Every Wednesday, will It Feel? Stories of
Speaker 6: coincidents and chance we hear some incredible stories every single
Speaker 6: Wednesday or nine four one four one oh four three
Speaker 6: during the next half an hour.
Speaker 5: Who knows what stories we're gonna get.
Speaker 6: You could be winning one thousand dollars in cash we
Speaker 6: haven't given away yet on one thousand dollars we do
Speaker 6: every week for Call of the Week, I believe it
Speaker 6: or not?
Speaker 4: All what are the uds?
Speaker 5: You gotta be justhing me.
Speaker 9: Like, were you with Cheryl who married a Hun?
Speaker 4: Who works with the Cheryl.
Speaker 5: Who married a Hun as well?
Speaker 13: When I was younger, I worked as a camp count
Speaker 13: floor at a summer camp in France. Two years later
Speaker 13: I was working as a school photographer. There was this
Speaker 13: kid and he recognized me from that summer camp. He
Speaker 13: was on exchange from France in Australia.
Speaker 19: Had a motorbike excellent and I smashed my right ankle.
Speaker 19: I had to get up in the hospital and surgery.
Speaker 19: I was going to show just my ankle, I thought, okay.
Speaker 19: Came in and I said, we're going to shove you
Speaker 19: from head to toe to Why so I'm only having
Speaker 19: an ankle? Said, now you're having a kidney surgery. Two
Speaker 19: beds down to die in the next bed.
Speaker 17: He was poor.
Speaker 19: Anthony Solomon's day of birth was as Simon. He was
Speaker 19: having a kidney operator.
Speaker 8: I have three brothers, Peter, Greg and Shane. My ex
Speaker 8: husband was Peter, My next partner was Shane.
Speaker 10: And now I'm looking through it.
Speaker 8: Greg.
Speaker 5: What are the odds you tell me? Listener?
Speaker 6: Garrett Addison of the wattle Tree Health Group, Hi, Christiana Teen.
Speaker 6: I'm the operations manager for an in home nursing service
Speaker 6: or wattle Tree Health Group. Wattle Tree is going to
Speaker 6: be pertinent to this story and spend my day saying
Speaker 6: you can't make this stuff up. Last week I received
Speaker 6: a call from a woman reporting she got our office
Speaker 6: number from a car under a wattle Tree. She wasn't
Speaker 6: inquiring about our services, but I was reporting that a
Speaker 6: wattle tree had fallen on the wattle Tree Health Group
Speaker 6: branded car.
Speaker 5: What are the odds?
Speaker 6: As my friend Garrett Addison says every day, you can't
Speaker 6: make this up. As to send me to photo. You're
Speaker 6: looking at the photo the answercription.
Speaker 5: You can't make this up. Wow, it's a wattle tree
Speaker 5: on the wattle Tree healthcar.
Speaker 6: And then Friday, when visiting a client, I shared a
Speaker 6: lift with a person who recognized the logo. She was
Speaker 6: the woman who initially phoned says, say there's a wattle
Speaker 6: tree on your company's branded car.
Speaker 4: You can't make this stuff up.
Speaker 6: The words of them, why sage like Garrett Addison of
Speaker 6: wattle Tree Health Group.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Garrett Addison for that one. You
Speaker 5: can't make it up. Patsy Panney, you've got one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you might think he's a bit wake though.
Speaker 7: So I went and had my nails done last weekend
Speaker 7: and I was with the Love God and he said,
Speaker 7: you know what, I won't come. I'm going to stay
Speaker 7: in the car and watch a bit of Netflix. He's
Speaker 7: watching from on stand, riding to it like addicted. So
Speaker 7: I said, all right, So anyway, as you do as
Speaker 7: you're getting your nails done. I had to chet to
Speaker 7: the lady Nick next to me. Turns out her husband
Speaker 7: was also waiting in the car for her to get
Speaker 7: a nails done, and her car was parked right next
Speaker 7: to mine out the.
Speaker 4: Front were watching the show.
Speaker 5: This is up there with them? Alrighty, what are the odds?
Speaker 5: That wasn't much?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, What are the Odds?
Speaker 6: Stories of coincidence and chance? First off this morning we
Speaker 6: have Carl. Welcome to the show, Carl, Good morning team.
Speaker 1: How are we going with the car?
Speaker 6: Okay, what are the odds are the last six digits
Speaker 6: of my mobile phone number are the same as the
Speaker 6: last six digits on my medicare cart?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 5: What are the chances of that? That is crazy?
Speaker 13: They're watching Who's watching?
Speaker 5: You know, Jack's obviously working for the man with Who's
Speaker 5: Who's watching? Yeah?
Speaker 6: A little bit too close to come towards to Jack? Right, Yeah,
Speaker 6: we said too much, Carl. I'll meet you in a
Speaker 6: chat room tonight. Okay, you know the code? Yeah yea, yeah,
Speaker 6: yeah yeah yeah, we said too much. Wake up Sheepaul.
Speaker 6: During all that years ago in dark COVID times five.
Speaker 6: G have your backside, that's what they want, Sarah. Good morning,
Speaker 6: Good morning, Sarah.
Speaker 8: What are.
Speaker 5: You got it? Sister preach.
Speaker 12: So over the school holidays, I had my nephew visiting
Speaker 12: from Canberra and I was returning him back to his
Speaker 12: mum on Sunday.
Speaker 15: At the airport.
Speaker 12: Yeah, putting him in the post, getting rid of him,
Speaker 12: send back to my sister, and we had a mad
Speaker 12: dash to actually get.
Speaker 15: To the gates because of lots and lots of headaches.
Speaker 12: Anyway, we get there and he's going unaccompanied minor. There's
Speaker 12: another little boy that is unaccompanied minor, and the kids
Speaker 12: have looked at each other and gone, oh my god, Mum,
Speaker 12: it's the kids in the skate park that we were
Speaker 12: playing with. And he's flying back to Canberra where he
Speaker 12: lives as well.
Speaker 5: That's pretty good skate mates.
Speaker 15: It's so she down.
Speaker 5: Each other, but like little skate buddies on the plane.
Speaker 9: That's it.
Speaker 12: It was great and we just saw how random.
Speaker 5: Skate mates. Sarah, you've got it, Yes, Sarah, thank you
Speaker 5: very much. You care. I love it.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 5: We've got someone from the game. Guess who clauds here.
Speaker 6: Claude Morning team, Good morning, Claude, okem claude, Claude, what's
Speaker 6: your story for us?
Speaker 17: Look, my daughter lifts are signific calculator on the train
Speaker 17: on the way to school, and you know, in a
Speaker 17: bit of a panic. So my sister's a train driver,
Speaker 17: and I gave her a call.
Speaker 19: She was actually at.
Speaker 17: Flindustry station waiting for that train, and said she'd give
Speaker 17: it a.
Speaker 19: Walk through and search through. And she just picked it
Speaker 19: up and said, Yep, I've got it.
Speaker 5: Boy, I found calculator. Calculator.
Speaker 6: Mates, you got it, Claude, Thank you very much, Claude,
Speaker 6: Thanks mate, He knew all right nine four one four
Speaker 6: one four three.
Speaker 4: It wasn't a big closer, it was no.
Speaker 6: It's a story of mild lost and found, not a
Speaker 6: coincidence or chance, Claude.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show. What are the odd stories of coincidence
Speaker 6: and chance? Not finding calculators on trains? But thank you
Speaker 6: Claude always who we got here?
Speaker 5: Christy? Good morning, Hello, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 6: It sounds like you've got your at work sort. We
Speaker 6: all have a sort of formal phone voice story. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 6: how can I help you?
Speaker 15: Good morning?
Speaker 5: Good morning, Christy. What's your story for us? What are
Speaker 5: the odds?
Speaker 11: You've been years ago?
Speaker 15: I lived in the state.
Speaker 11: My cousin had a you born baby girl. So I
Speaker 11: went off and bought the born Welcome to the family card,
Speaker 11: wrapping paper and a cute little gift, wrapped it all up,
Speaker 11: came over to Melbourne, did the meet and greet with
Speaker 11: my mum as well and my cousin's baby. We had
Speaker 11: the same card, same wrapping paper and exactly the same dress.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's good.
Speaker 5: The threesome. That is incredible. Card wrapping paper and the
Speaker 5: gift and the gift.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's great.
Speaker 5: Is a great story for what are the odds? Christy?
Speaker 5: Thank you very much for sharing it with us. Mate,
Speaker 5: have a good day.
Speaker 13: Thank you you you two.
Speaker 5: Bye. Denise, good morning.
Speaker 11: Good morning.
Speaker 5: Is it Denise or Denis Denise?
Speaker 3: Yes, like denn nephew, but Denise.
Speaker 5: We start the name game. I love it. What a
Speaker 5: great name. Once more, just won't get this right. Your
Speaker 5: name is pronounced Denise. Gotcha? All right? Okay, So Denise,
Speaker 5: your story please? Well what are the art you got it?
Speaker 13: So?
Speaker 3: I'm a nurse in age care and I had a resident.
Speaker 3: I went to introduce myself and I said, Hi, my
Speaker 3: name's Denise.
Speaker 19: He's gone.
Speaker 3: My name's Dennis, and I'm going. My father's name is Dennis,
Speaker 3: and he's gone. My daughter's names Denise, and I just thought,
Speaker 3: what have you?
Speaker 5: You're right, can't make this up. Garret, your eye right
Speaker 5: there in front of you.
Speaker 11: The whole connection, the d d especially in h I've
Speaker 11: been there nineteen years.
Speaker 5: And you never had this before. I never never the
Speaker 5: Dennis Denise connection.
Speaker 4: And you may never have it again.
Speaker 3: No, and my father passed away when he was sixty nine,
Speaker 3: and so his name was Dennis and his daughter's name
Speaker 3: was Denise.
Speaker 15: I was gobsmacked, you would be.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we are, we are gobsmacked. Well, Denise, I'm so
Speaker 6: glad you called the show today.
Speaker 11: Why, thank you.
Speaker 13: I enjoyed listening to your show.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it so thank you.
Speaker 6: Thank you for thanking each other. It's a thank of Oh, Denise,
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Speaker 5: Now those days are over the awful rumors. Lauren, good morning,
Speaker 5: Good morning.
Speaker 3: Lauren, good morning, Hello, thank you for all the chats.
Speaker 5: What's going on? I love it? Hey, Lauren, welcome to
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 3: Thank you. What what are the odds? Yeah, I went
Speaker 3: on a holiday with a girlfriend to Bali many years ago.
Speaker 3: Saw some guys in the street. She was like, oh,
Speaker 3: he's pretty good looking. Went back to our hotels, same hotels,
Speaker 3: went up to our rooms room next door they were
Speaker 3: staying in. Turned out they started chatting. Both from Malvin
Speaker 3: in Melbourne. Both vegetarians married to this day with three children.
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 4: Love.
Speaker 5: It was looking at the vegetarians. I was ready to
Speaker 5: say thank you for the chats, but no, from the
Speaker 5: halls of vegetarianism. Wow we incredible story.
Speaker 3: Lodon believe it or not, and that was an amazing holiday.
Speaker 5: Yeah bat wow we that is a lovely stuff. Well, Lauren,
Speaker 5: thank you for the chat.
Speaker 3: Thank you again, Bye, thank you again.
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Speaker 5: Up for grabs today. I'm the time waster.
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Speaker 6: Today's Time Wastter. Today's time waste. It is National Insect Week.
Speaker 6: We're looking for your insect movies. But before all of that,
Speaker 6: three incredible facts from insect sexpert professor and figures on.
Speaker 5: Hat a job.
Speaker 6: Insects sexpert professor. These are InCred facts. By the way,
Speaker 6: stick insects. I'm stumbling because some of the language. Stick
Speaker 6: insects have sex for seventy nine continuous days, almost three months.
Speaker 6: It's viewed as an extreme version of tantric sex. This
Speaker 6: is what sting gets up to. The male and female
Speaker 6: essentially stay glued together for over three months to reproduce.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do see stick insects together.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: The male water boatman has the world's loudest penis. It
Speaker 6: competes for female's attention by using its abdomen that's a
Speaker 6: string and his penis as a bow like a genital violin.
Speaker 6: Really yeah, it can reach sounds of up to one
Speaker 6: hundred decibels.
Speaker 5: That's really loud. That's he could have a power tool
Speaker 5: or a car horn.
Speaker 4: Where are these bugs?
Speaker 5: Why do you want to go and see them? Today?
Speaker 5: We've got front.
Speaker 6: Rohorros price male honey have a very unfortunate climax. They die,
Speaker 6: they do, their testicles explode and they instantly they do
Speaker 6: what a way to go?
Speaker 5: He he died doing what he loved. That guy. You
Speaker 5: don't want to set that off by accident, do you?
Speaker 5: Wabbing a dave? Well, he was playing around this music
Speaker 5: Catholic and then you know, stunning little cyburb and that
Speaker 5: was the end of Bob. So many funerals. You have
Speaker 5: to go to gym mates, those poor honey bees. Alrighty.
Speaker 6: Insect movies, insect movies. What are those little insects watching?
Speaker 5: Flea?
Speaker 6: Willie Gold Lizard of Boss an insect. Yeah, every insect
Speaker 6: dreams of.
Speaker 5: Being a lizard. Guys, you go to the insect house
Speaker 5: at Melbourne. Zoom's waiting for her, a long tailed lizard.
Speaker 4: While he's in the wrong enclosure.
Speaker 5: You tell him he wants to be with his insect brothers.
Speaker 6: They love a rom com insects. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 6: they love you carn't that's right? Lava actually silver, he's
Speaker 6: knit that into you silver plus all right, jacket.
Speaker 5: Well, what have you got? Insect movies?
Speaker 4: Manchester by the Sea was a beautiful movie, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: but intense Manchester by the Flea pro Richie rich was
Speaker 4: a good movie.
Speaker 5: Today. Oh yeah, Roachi roach, yeah yeah, Silver put in
Speaker 5: the lizard.
Speaker 4: Else Weekend at worms.
Speaker 5: Now that's better.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Silver Mothenheimer, Yeah, Silver an American fly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, then what have you got?
Speaker 6: Then? We're looking for your insect movies out whatever letzen ones?
Speaker 5: Have you got? Uh, you're lucky. I was trying to
Speaker 5: force a rear to let me have a ratnets and
Speaker 5: spiders as well.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast time wasted today.
Speaker 6: We're looking for your insect movies. Sadly, not a single
Speaker 6: one of you who's gone down the lizard road. Basic nice,
Speaker 6: shame pity them. You're right, all right, let's mark them
Speaker 6: and see who's going to be best in show when
Speaker 6: a pair of ticket's going to see you be fourteen
Speaker 6: next week, Center of a Ladybug.
Speaker 5: Silver, Lovely Little Things, the Fly You Love Me.
Speaker 6: Silvil plus jamagoty Ah Gold what unstew four metal maggots
Speaker 6: Gold Kate, well done. A lot of them have been
Speaker 6: influenced by the male honeybee and it's exploding Genitalia. I've
Speaker 6: weeded out a lot, but some need to be aired
Speaker 6: because they're funny, cloudy.
Speaker 5: With a chance of exploding balls.
Speaker 4: Ah, so you didn't make up the exploding balls part?
Speaker 5: No really, no, no, no, no, no, that's science. No,
Speaker 5: Garrett said, you can't make this stuff up.
Speaker 4: I'm with you, brother, Gold.
Speaker 6: It's funnier that it is true that actually happens. Shame
Speaker 6: on David Ahmra for not doing like a rude version
Speaker 6: of Planet Earth. You won't believe these day little kids
Speaker 6: to exploding balls.
Speaker 5: Exploding balls on over the screen. Where was I? Oh, yeah,
Speaker 5: ten things. I hate it. No, it's not very funny. No,
Speaker 5: that's not good. To Honeybee, I told you there this Honeybee.
Speaker 5: I blew up my test. I shot the goods man.
Speaker 5: That's funny.
Speaker 4: That's gold plus honey.
Speaker 5: I blew up my test, called Steve. That should be
Speaker 5: the title of today's show. Put up on iTunes and Spotify.
Speaker 6: Termites of endearments Silver Bruce turmighty Gold, watch out for
Speaker 6: John tick Gold.
Speaker 5: Chloe.
Speaker 6: That's very good, sorries because I just saw her surname
Speaker 6: Chloe Osterbeek Money by the Act to James Vanderbeek and
Speaker 6: how much I loved Dawson's Creek.
Speaker 4: Why why didn't you ask us that the other day?
Speaker 4: He said? Out of nowhere? Who else is Dawson's Crease.
Speaker 5: Right team Pasty by the way for me.
Speaker 6: Was I was channel surfing right and I suddenly saw
Speaker 6: them as an episode midway through off Dawson's Creek, so.
Speaker 5: I watched it. I forgot.
Speaker 6: I love this show Closet Dawson Creek fan, Big Joshua
Speaker 6: Jackson fan more than Vanderbek. Anyway, Let's move on. She's
Speaker 6: or Nat Gold, Big Daddy. What a great movie that was,
Speaker 6: John Stewart and the Salmon, Big Daddy, Long Legs, Silver Insect,
Speaker 6: Tannah Jones instead of Indiana Jones. More Team Wolf.
Speaker 5: Anthony with an H's very good and the.
Speaker 6: Weavil Dead Gold. All right, so fair some great ones today, Steve.
Speaker 4: I'm guessing you, Honeybee, I blew up my testicle.
Speaker 5: But that's it.
Speaker 6: Well done, Steve, Well done. You're off to see you
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Speaker 5: We are shouting you that. I'll tell you what it is.
Speaker 5: Probably gonna be the best dinner of the year.
Speaker 4: You got the best shown and twenty dollars per person.
Speaker 5: But apparently they got a great deal.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we know what that deal was, one hundred. So
Speaker 6: you enjoy your dinner. That's up for Graham's tomorrow on
Speaker 6: the show. And this is going to be about the
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Speaker 5: In do you have a name that's a pain?
Speaker 4: A name you always need to explain.
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