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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast showtime.

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Speaker 2: No, but it's like plastic, it'll break down.

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Speaker 4: Oh no, we're on stage in half an hour. Quick

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Speaker 4: to Brisbane CBD.

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Speaker 5: What are the show in town? Can offer you a

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Speaker 5: happy ending?

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three Show

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Speaker 1: one two hundred and.

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Speaker 5: Nine, Christian O'Connell's Show.

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Speaker 6: Good morning Jack, Post morning guys, Good morning Patsy.

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Speaker 5: Morning Now, Patsy, you shared with the team.

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Speaker 6: A shopping list, right, I've got to say you've had

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Speaker 6: some sort of disagreement with Christal where I be love

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Speaker 6: God and I have to say, I get a shopping

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Speaker 6: lists all the time. We have to go with my

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Speaker 6: wife and otherwise I go rogue and we waste a

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Speaker 6: lot of money. And also she never lets me go

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Speaker 6: food shopping. That stuff eaten within half an hour because

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Speaker 6: if I go, they're hungry. Most of that supermarket is

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Speaker 6: coming back with me or been eating in the car

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Speaker 6: before you and drive at home.

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Speaker 5: But your shopping list, there's a lot of vagaries on here.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean vagary?

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Speaker 5: No, No, all I say is a list of ninety vagaries.

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Speaker 2: What do your terms vagaries. I have to know.

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Speaker 6: Jack mentioned this earlier one when I said, hey, you

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Speaker 6: have a look at this shoppingness that Patsy shared with

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Speaker 6: the team is actually it is intimate.

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Speaker 4: It is it feels like we're prying into Yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Intimate on there.

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Speaker 6: Even when I see other people looking in my basket

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Speaker 6: in the supermarket. You know, sometimes you have a little

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Speaker 6: sneaky peet, don't you see what they like?

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Speaker 5: Those biscuits? Weirdos and people catch you doing it.

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Speaker 4: Like you guys drink mineral water, Yes, La, mineral water

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Speaker 4: at your house.

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Speaker 7: It's Jack, It's home brand mineral water, which is about

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Speaker 7: sixty nine cents a bottle.

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Speaker 6: And good to see you're still bon in the candle

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Speaker 6: for sliced cheese, we also.

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Speaker 5: Have sliced cheese.

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Speaker 2: Sliced cheese.

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Speaker 6: You've got kids that are making lunch boxes five days

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Speaker 6: a week, you have to have sliced cheese. You have

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Speaker 6: got time to slice up that cheese.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, or even like if you're cooking dinner, I'll whack

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Speaker 7: a tasty slice in my mouth as a snack.

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Speaker 2: It's really yummy.

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Speaker 5: I've done that before. Actually, I'm not going to judge it.

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Speaker 6: Sometimes I roll it up into a ball like a

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Speaker 6: little hubbabu or something in my mouth.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 6: Also, if I'm doing a barbecue and the burgers, I

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Speaker 6: want that sliced cheese to look really shiny and plasticy

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Speaker 6: and barely cheesy, like I don't know what the cheese

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Speaker 6: mixing is, but I want it shiny and almost like

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Speaker 6: you haven't taken the wrapper.

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Speaker 4: Off, you know, it can't be too melted. Yes, you're right.

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Speaker 4: You got to put it in halfway through.

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Speaker 6: The cook Yes, that's it all right, So let's go

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Speaker 6: back to this. So why did you and Chris fall

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Speaker 6: out over the shop?

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Speaker 8: In this?

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Speaker 5: Pats?

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Speaker 7: So it's as always, it's always the one thing that

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Speaker 7: we are desperately out of.

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Speaker 2: So this week it was rubbish.

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Speaker 7: Bags because drawstring or just yeah, definitely go the drawstring.

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Speaker 7: And it's a pain when they're not there, and I'll

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Speaker 7: say to them, listen, we're out of rubbish bags. Please

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Speaker 7: don't put anything in the bin, and so inevitably put it.

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Speaker 5: Then put it on the floor for now. Treat the

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Speaker 2: No, so I get up over it's kind of obvious.

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Speaker 7: I get a paper bag and put it on the

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Speaker 7: bench above where the bin is in the cupboard. Right,

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Speaker 7: We've got our bin in a cupboard. It's there, it's obvious,

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Speaker 7: it's it's the makeshift bin. But inevitably they put stuff

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Speaker 7: in the bin without a liner, and then it has.

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Speaker 5: To all people see that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so it was rubbish bags.

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Speaker 7: And look I even put it in capital and bold

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Speaker 7: and like extra big font Aldi because we get them

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Speaker 7: an Audi rubbish bags and everything with them like these

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Speaker 7: ones will call cheaper Eldi's fantastic, so cheap.

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Speaker 6: And I'm worried I'm screaming too much on the bin bags.

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Speaker 6: They're too thin. What you do is and then the

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Speaker 6: moment you go to lift and carry suddenly it breaks

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Speaker 6: and you get like sea pitch.

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Speaker 7: No, no, no, I can vouch for Aldi brand rubbish

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Speaker 7: bags and lunch bags, I'll say block bags.

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Speaker 6: So according to the shopping list here, then your daughter

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Speaker 6: already requires a roast chook for lunch. She's going to

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Speaker 6: carry it in and that little meaty handbag. She has

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Speaker 6: a roast chook handbag. I love that little handbag and

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Speaker 6: pick it up and carry it off. Only in Australia,

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Speaker 6: don't get that anymore, really know, when friends invite to

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Speaker 6: come over and they take them supermarket shop and they go,

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Speaker 6: what's this?

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Speaker 5: Look at this you carrying that? This isn't why why

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Speaker 5: don't we do this in England?

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Speaker 4: How did you get it out?

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Speaker 5: They just have it. It's just in a sort of bag,

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Speaker 5: but it doesn't have the little cary.

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Speaker 6: I love it sometimes when you will just see someone

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Speaker 6: queuing to buy something and it's just a chook with

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Speaker 6: the little handle. Took a little suitcase, a chuck suitcase.

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Speaker 7: No, so she doesn't like cold cuts like ham and stuff,

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Speaker 7: so I figure it's okay just to get some chicken

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Speaker 7: in will last the whole week and we just use

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Speaker 7: it for sandwiches. So nice roast chicken. Today, she's got

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Speaker 7: a wrap with some chicken.

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Speaker 6: Now you're very specific about the type of rubbish bags,

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Speaker 6: O Kate, you want Aldie, but then you say, here

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Speaker 6: just a vagary of laundry detergent.

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Speaker 5: Which one is so specific.

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Speaker 7: Exactly what it means. I get the gold one at Aldi, brilliant,

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Speaker 7: smells divine. It's like six bucks for a big thing

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Speaker 7: of it, big that of it.

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Speaker 4: And then how vague is four times meat for dinners?

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Speaker 5: Yea? What is that? Or beef chicken.

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Speaker 7: You know what that that translates to is I can't

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Speaker 7: be bothered figuring out what we're going to have over

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Speaker 7: next week.

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Speaker 2: Go your hardest.

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Speaker 6: Also, then I love the chocolate croissants and typo it

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Speaker 6: never likes corossants, by the way, does it?

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Speaker 5: No? It doesn't?

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Speaker 2: Why doesn't it?

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Speaker 6: Like for all their genius, we just understand what a

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Speaker 6: croissant is. And then like the King and Queenie both

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Speaker 6: are grapes.

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Speaker 2: The grapes that you know what Aldie's got these candies.

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Speaker 6: Sounds like I'm just going to think this is like

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Speaker 6: a live read for Aldi's not.

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Speaker 2: I assure you other.

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Speaker 6: Supermarkets are available. I never thought i'd say this, but

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Speaker 6: spare a thought for Woolwoves. They're only making about eighty

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Speaker 6: a quarter. That's enough hourly talk for the year. Pats

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Speaker 6: We're going to send them an invoice.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connall show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show, Patsy to try and reduce the risk

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Speaker 6: of human error. Im Me, when I'm giving the weekly

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Speaker 6: shop to go and do, my wife lays it out

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Speaker 6: by isle.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, yeah, and that's great knowledge for your local supermaran.

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Speaker 6: It's actually impressive, and then she loses her mind. When

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Speaker 6: I come back in chaos, they've changed the layout.

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Speaker 5: I've been in there three days, but change the layout.

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Speaker 5: I drink you. Mummy rolls very well.

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Speaker 2: That says to be a wife that can't trust her husband.

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Speaker 5: Wife, have you met me? She's right? I agree.

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Speaker 6: When she does that, I don't feel insulted, and I'm like,

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Speaker 6: thank you, thank you, you get it. It's confusing, all

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Speaker 6: these various isles. How can I not just sometimes pick

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Speaker 6: up random stuff? And then she going, Then you go

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Speaker 6: to ale three, and then there's a list for Ale three.

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Speaker 4: That is putting a picture of every item that she

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Speaker 4: wants in there.

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Speaker 6: I passed our feedback on your kid is Sarah. Take

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Speaker 6: some screenshots, map it all out the stages, but the

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Speaker 6: Tour de France, I went a little thing at the

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Speaker 6: end of each stage.

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Speaker 5: I complete the circles.

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Speaker 6: If I get all the aisles correct, Jack, what's been

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Speaker 6: going on with you?

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Speaker 4: I imagine at your place as the only male you're

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Speaker 4: good at putting the toilet seat down after you've been

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Speaker 4: to the toilet. Yes, I grew up in mostly household

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Speaker 4: of boys, so I wasn't good at it growing up

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Speaker 4: until Bianca and I first started dating.

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Speaker 5: And that she's she's trained you well.

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Speaker 4: In the middle of the night, she went to use

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Speaker 4: the toilet and sat on just the in our early days,

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Speaker 4: that happened to Sarah, and on some big nights out

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Speaker 4: sometimes I will occasionally forget even now, and Sarah willill go.

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Speaker 6: Oh God, I was stuck in the that awful, awful

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Speaker 6: middle ground. No no, you have to set yourself on

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Speaker 6: fire to cleanse your ass.

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Speaker 4: So Ever since that happened early in our relationship, I've

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Speaker 4: been good at closing the toilet seat down. What I

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Speaker 4: get tricked by sometimes out in public is when you

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Speaker 4: think a toilet has a soft close seats, but it doesn't,

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Speaker 4: so you go to drop it, and if it's got

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Speaker 4: some weight on it, some of those ceramic ones are

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Speaker 4: quite hefty, it will come down like a gunshot.

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Speaker 5: Now it is. It's a really big triggering bang, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: It scares me. So now I have been rethinking shutting

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Speaker 4: the toilet seat lid in public toilets because of the

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Speaker 4: risk of the gunshot going off.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, no no, I think it should be

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Speaker 6: by law that you're not allowed any of those scary Watts. Yes, no,

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Speaker 6: they should all be reassuring soft closed soft clothes.

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Speaker 4: That we have this soft closed technology, please use it.

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Speaker 6: Should be all public toilets, all public spaces, and doors

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Speaker 6: should be soft closed as well, because sometimes you know,

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Speaker 6: you fling open a door and you think you sney

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Speaker 6: and it just goes bag and shatters. There's one here actually,

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Speaker 5: You get to go. We've just found out how much

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Speaker 6: A very very nice dinner and drinks beforehands.

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Speaker 5: Simply the best dinner of your life now and according in.

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Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show, Tina the Tina Turney Musical now playing

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Speaker 6: at the Princess SETA. Go see this international mega hit.

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Speaker 5: You never had come to Limardian, I'll deco building. Christian.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Paul bar.

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Speaker 9: Night of your life.

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Speaker 6: All right here, we got lined up here. Earn the

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Speaker 10: Oh Christian, good morning.

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Speaker 11: How are you?

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Speaker 6: I'm good, Lauren? Have you well this morning? So big

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Speaker 6: And yes, well, I just want to make spoiler Tina

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Speaker 3: And her music.

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Speaker 6: I just didn't want you coming on force pretensis Lauren.

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Speaker 6: We'd love to have you there. We'll see you there.

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Speaker 10: Well, thanks good, I'll see you Wednesday.

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Speaker 6: See you Wednesday, and please don't eat for the next

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Speaker 6: seven days. Enjoy that sumptuous banquet at La Meridia and

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Speaker 5: They got it down, they got it. They really drove them.

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Speaker 6: Natalie, Good morning, Natalie Morning, Christian Morning, Natali, So earner

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Speaker 13: Set the Grand Final.

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Speaker 12: I've been sitting here the same day and so I

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Speaker 14: No, he came up with me and we missed down

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Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's Show. Just thinking about we could save some money,

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Speaker 6: I just think, like Nike and all those things, they

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Speaker 5: We really have anyway. So there's these posters.

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Speaker 6: You might have seen billboards and bus sides and stuff

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Speaker 6: A message yesterday from our friend Steve Hooker and he

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Speaker 6: He said, Christian, we may not no longer live on

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Speaker 4: And as if you're peering out from behind the trains.

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Speaker 6: My seventeen year old daughter, Lois went to babysit his

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Speaker 5: They are eleven, nine and five.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, and you're seventeen right right. So she went

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Speaker 5: There's a seventeen year old girl there.

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Speaker 6: Okay, you're going to be whispering, aren't you when you're

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Speaker 4: You're a guest here.

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Speaker 5: This is like a little mad king Peter Dinklage the

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Speaker 5: Hopefully he goes, no, I prefer the other girl.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show listener, I had a near death experience yesterday.

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Speaker 6: I am heavily bandished up this morning. As you can attest, Jack, I.

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Speaker 4: Can see it. What's happened.

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Speaker 6: I look like a mummy today. Just for the theater

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Speaker 5: I had an.

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Speaker 5: Yesterday I was making a dinner. My wife said it

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Speaker 6: Straight away, I was like, oh no, that mean I've

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Speaker 4: Which ones I know what the Yes, okay, you crank it, Yes, spiralize,

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Speaker 5: These days, we don't need to be get your crunkle

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Speaker 6: Okay, you don't need to be cranking up, winding up

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Speaker 6: anything that moves zucchini on those zucchinis into basically blades. Yes,

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Speaker 6: just assembling this awful contraption as a nightmare. Have you

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Speaker 14: Oh?

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Speaker 6: I died, No, no, no, no, no, we can have mine.

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Speaker 5: That's when it's like me.

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Speaker 6: Not once, not twice, thrice, Oh my near fatal slash

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Speaker 5: Okay, and I was like, there's a blood dripping everywhere.

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Speaker 5: I lost about six pints of blood.

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Speaker 4: That's your radio fader finger as well.

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Speaker 6: Luckily this controls the mics, but the actual music comes

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Speaker 6: just trying to clean this machine. I was actually sworn

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Speaker 6: it right, and I said, I'm trying to help you.

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Speaker 5: I'm trying to clean it.

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Speaker 4: I'm doing this for you.

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Speaker 6: Please put down those walls of defense spiralizer and those

450
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Speaker 6: blades there. I was bitching in the kitchen and that's

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Speaker 6: when I would cool this morning. Something in the kitchen

452
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Speaker 6: has attacked you, and I want to hear all about it.

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Speaker 5: Caitlin.

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Speaker 6: I think you've still got a scarf from something not

455
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Speaker 6: that god awful seven and one thing that you're trying

456
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Speaker 6: to force on us as prize of the decade.

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Speaker 5: I know that would never injure me.

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Speaker 16: That's the most fantastic.

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Speaker 5: Because it couldn't even do that.

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Speaker 16: No, I nearly chopped my finger off cutting a pumpkin.

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Speaker 5: Oh, too sharp a knife or just slipped.

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Speaker 16: So pumpkins are very very dangerous if when you slicing

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Speaker 16: down on them, they're quite.

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Speaker 5: Pumpkins are in how are they dangerous themselves?

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Speaker 16: Because they're quite dance and hard, So when you're slicing

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Speaker 16: down if you do it at a soft rate, which

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Speaker 16: I did right, I went to go and I bounced

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Speaker 16: back up, and so I went to go again, but

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Speaker 16: with the heaviness, and I sliced my finger.

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Speaker 2: Instead of the honey.

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Speaker 4: They're hard to get through a pumpkin.

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Speaker 6: Apparently the most dangerous thing in the kitchen is trying

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Speaker 6: to sort out the avocado.

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Speaker 4: People cut through, Yes, as you're slicing the other people

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Speaker 4: cut through.

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Speaker 5: And you know when they cut down the web of

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Speaker 5: their thumb.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but you put it on a chopping board, you

479
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Speaker 7: don't rest it on your hands.

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Speaker 5: Should be surprised, you'd be very surprised, Patsy.

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Speaker 6: I think the stories we're going to hear testamy today

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Speaker 6: nine four one four one O four three, bitchin in

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Speaker 6: the Kitchen?

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Speaker 5: What attacked You?

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Speaker 1: Christian Connall's show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Christian o'connall's show, But You Sara found out the most

487
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Speaker 6: top five most dangerous things in the kitchen.

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Speaker 5: What did you find?

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Speaker 9: Yes, pumpkin, as Caitlin said, is the most dangerous vegetable

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Speaker 9: in the kitchen, followed by the butternut squash, the turnip.

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Speaker 5: The Jerusalem how many of us having turnips? What you

492
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Speaker 5: were we invaded?

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Speaker 4: Again? Jerusalem choke and then the light.

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Speaker 5: Chi the onion, avocadoue thing like light cheese and atichoke hats.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, you got I actually had choke carts

496
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Speaker 9: yesterday and light cheese on the weekend.

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Speaker 5: This is what you are so Sydney. That's how Sydney

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Speaker 5: you are.

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Speaker 4: You're eating enough carts. That's not my problem.

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Speaker 5: But it's the light cheese. Didn't you make you? Did

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Speaker 5: he make us some nice light cheese?

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Speaker 4: Come quite sorry?

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Speaker 6: Sorry to burn you like that all right through?

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Speaker 5: And what injured you in the kitchen?

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Speaker 14: I have had multiple injuries from something that should come

506
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Speaker 14: with a safety warning. And that's the darn cleaver vegetable peeler.

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Speaker 14: Don't know if you've see these things that they've got teeth.

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Speaker 5: I don't know now describe it to as.

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Speaker 14: Catherine, Okay, it's it's you peel your veggies with it,

510
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Speaker 14: but if your finger gets in the way, you take

511
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Speaker 14: off multiple layers of skin because the damn thing's got

512
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Speaker 14: claws a bit like Edward scissor hands, and I've lost

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Speaker 14: tips of fingers back over. But I really wish I

514
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Speaker 14: hadn't thrown out my old one. This thing is dangerous.

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Speaker 3: I've got my.

516
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Speaker 14: Fingers around it now, trying to strangle the damn thing.

517
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Speaker 4: Why what? What's wrong with the normal vegetable pills?

518
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Speaker 5: That one blade and slice away from you. It's worked

519
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Speaker 5: for DNA.

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Speaker 14: Blame my husband and he's online shopping.

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Speaker 5: I'm still waiting for my grease. Please. Actually has been

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Speaker 5: interceptib by the government.

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Speaker 15: He was about to get me.

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Speaker 4: I'm looking at it now. It looks like a torture device.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, Katherine, it's good intent.

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Speaker 15: It grins at you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Katherine, Thanks you going mate, have a good day. Vanessa.

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Speaker 5: Hi there, morning, Vanessa. Welcome to the show. So what's

529
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Speaker 5: she kitchen injury?

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Speaker 8: So quite a few years ago I wanted to have

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Speaker 8: some spaghetti bowline for dinner, and it was frozen. So

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Speaker 8: I got it out of the freezer and grabbed cyd

533
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Speaker 8: a sharp knife and just started stabbing it to try

534
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Speaker 8: and break it in half. And my finger slipped it

535
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Speaker 8: right down the blade and I ended up snapping my

536
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Speaker 8: tendon on my little finger. Oh gosh, and I had

537
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Speaker 8: to have like, I had to have an operation, and

538
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Speaker 8: then I had to have weeks of hand therapy. But

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Speaker 8: the funny thing was when I went into emergency, the guy,

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Speaker 8: the doctor, he said, oh, so, how did you do that?

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Speaker 8: Was it on the spaghetti bowline or the avocado?

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Speaker 6: They narrowed it down now and you were the spag

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Speaker 6: bole side.

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Speaker 5: Of the equation.

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Speaker 8: You know exactly what I've done. And then you know,

546
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Speaker 8: weeks later, even now, like this probably happened twenty years ago.

547
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Speaker 8: My fingers just like this big hook. So, and I

548
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Speaker 8: work with children and I tell them I'm a witch,

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Speaker 8: and they all kind of look sideways, not sure if

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Speaker 8: I'm serious or not. So, yeah, it's been find a

551
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Speaker 8: bit of a funny story, I tell.

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Speaker 5: You what for that? So maybe tomorrow on the show

553
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Speaker 5: your body is a party trick? What does it do?

554
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Speaker 6: I love that if my hand suddenly became a claw.

555
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Speaker 6: You terrify kids with it. It should actually you should

556
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Speaker 6: be made.

557
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Speaker 5: To do that.

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Speaker 6: If you don't do that, that's great.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much. Your story very funny.

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Speaker 8: Okay, thanks sake.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show. Oasis tickets go on sell next week.

563
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Speaker 6: Oas I can't believen actually saying this, I can't believe.

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Speaker 6: The unthinkable was actually that they are back, not just

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Speaker 6: that they're doing a world tour fifteen years. They don't

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Speaker 6: speak to each other. They kind of be in the

567
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Speaker 6: same room I could touring the world together. That is

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Speaker 6: some family reunion. Oasis Live twenty five it is now

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Speaker 6: going to be history. Marvel's Stadium. They're coming to Melbourne.

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Speaker 6: They're playing October thirty first, which is Halloween next year,

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Speaker 6: which is gonna have an extra bit of tension. Then

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Speaker 6: Oasis Live twenty five Marvel Stadium, October next year. Tickets

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Speaker 6: gone sale Tuesday, the fifteenth of October.

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Speaker 5: It's next Tuesday.

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Speaker 6: Live Nation dot com dot au for all the details.

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Speaker 6: We have tickets up for grabs right now. Do not

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Speaker 6: call in yet. You don't know how you're gonna win them.

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Speaker 6: I don't know how we're gonna win them. Because the

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Speaker 6: reason we're doing this now is I asked the team me, Jack, Producer, Rio,

580
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Speaker 6: and Kate. Then I said, let's all come in to

581
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Speaker 6: Wednesday show. Pitch one Oasis are idea each it must

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Speaker 6: be the song title is the name of the game.

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Speaker 6: What the game is, You've got to pitch it. But

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Speaker 6: related to an Oasis song.

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Speaker 5: Title, You're about to hear live radio Shark Tank.

586
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Speaker 6: Jack's been signed him for the last two or three minutes,

587
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Speaker 6: practicing his words.

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Speaker 4: I'm happy to go first if you want.

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Speaker 5: Nope, So is everybody ready?

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Speaker 4: Ready?

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Speaker 9: Ready?

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Speaker 5: Jack? Ready? Yes? Rie, are ready? Ready, participate and ready.

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Speaker 6: Ready, Okay, okay, let's go clockwise to my left with you.

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Speaker 6: First of all is if we're playing cards, Rio, what

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Speaker 6: is your Oasis idea?

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Speaker 5: Please?

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Speaker 9: We all know Oasis' nine minute song all around the

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Speaker 9: World from their third.

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Speaker 5: Studio album be Here.

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Speaker 17: Now we're all familiar.

601
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Speaker 9: I suggest we go all around the world with Oasis songs.

602
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Speaker 9: Through the power of artificial intelligence. I've made Liam sing

603
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Speaker 9: his hit songs Wonderwall in different languages.

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Speaker 5: This is good.

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Speaker 4: You have to guess what language Liam is singing in.

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Speaker 18: Jmy vasagin miss Amy, do.

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Speaker 5: You think with ai by next year?

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Speaker 6: As he sings English into his microphone. He can do

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Speaker 6: this when they're playing various all over the world. He

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Speaker 6: can become a bogan.

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Speaker 4: I have to know now what language that was?

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Speaker 5: I don't Spanish, Wiam Spanish? Liam? And what about this one?

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Speaker 6: This is a great game, by the way, turn out ten,

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Speaker 6: very strong start Alaska.

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Speaker 5: Great song. It now sounds like a sort of Eurovision thing.

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Speaker 5: And now we go to Luxembourg.

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Speaker 9: Please don't spoil this because this is the only other

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Speaker 9: Lady very good.

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Speaker 5: I love all around the world. Rio's idea, Jack Post,

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Speaker 5: What have you got for us?

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Speaker 4: The song I've chosen is stop Crying your Heart Out,

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Speaker 4: which sounds like this.

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Speaker 5: All this song.

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Speaker 4: What I poses a fake crying competition. We asked our

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Speaker 4: listeners to call up.

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Speaker 5: Has he not pitched fake crying on the radio to

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Speaker 5: us before?

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Speaker 6: It's like an an You must have gone back through

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Speaker 6: the old ideas. Pretty sum we're going to get cartoon characters,

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Speaker 6: and how many fingers have they got?

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Speaker 16: You?

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Speaker 4: Call up? Simply call up? You give us your best

633
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Speaker 4: fake cry right now?

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Speaker 5: They're not playing me? Hello God one in four point three.

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Speaker 4: My name's Kerry and I'd love to go to Oasis.

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Speaker 4: You're saying, give us your best, frake cry. Okay, I

637
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Speaker 4: should be the I should be the host. You be

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Speaker 4: the cry because I know how the game goes. Okay, okay, yeah, okay,

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Speaker 4: Christians call give us your best? Have I won them?

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Speaker 4: Christian stop trying your make you go to Oasis. You've

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Speaker 4: already won.

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Speaker 6: All right, all right, but she's Caitlin pick up the

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Speaker 6: slack and there is a lot of slack now participating.

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Speaker 5: What is your idea?

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Speaker 2: Alrighty, we're going.

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Speaker 16: To one of their most famous songs, Champagne Super and.

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Speaker 5: Over love it. Are we up to the Meridian?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Well yeah, next Wednesday we are what is the idea

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Speaker 5: for Champagne super and Over producer icating My.

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Speaker 16: Idea is ain't so super and over. So all we

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Speaker 16: have to do is call over the bad radio station

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Speaker 16: and say our show name. Then you win tickets to Oasis.

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Speaker 5: I blame you.

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Speaker 4: Is very creative, It's very creative.

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Speaker 6: With a shark in the water, and certainly more sharks

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Speaker 6: get in the water.

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Speaker 4: This is how do we what we.

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Speaker 5: We're just going to get this going in the next

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Speaker 5: ten minutes. We're already a minute late for the news.

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Speaker 4: We can't hear it.

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Speaker 5: It feels like, you know, I thought yesterday this can

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Speaker 5: be really hard. How we're going to decide this.

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Speaker 6: It feels like at the moment it's Rio's ideas very good.

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Speaker 6: At the moment, Oh, to play for, to play for?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 6: My idea comes on the song don't Look Back in Anger.

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Speaker 6: We played it yesterday and it's a song about forgiveness

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Speaker 6: and acceptance. The boys have done this after fifteen years

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Speaker 6: of a very big family rift. One thing they don't

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Speaker 6: want to do and don't want to see and be

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Speaker 6: part of next year when they come here, guys, is

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Speaker 6: they don't want a crowd at the whole stadium of

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Speaker 6: angry people.

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Speaker 4: What would you want that?

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Speaker 5: You know, I've got grudges and resentments buried in them.

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Speaker 6: So today on the show, I urge you to tone

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Speaker 6: look back in anger.

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Speaker 1: And it's Christie.

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Speaker 6: He knows as never to last to say you tugging.

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Speaker 5: As time written by me film you call up and

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Speaker 5: you forgive whatever it is.

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Speaker 6: Maybe it's an X, Maybe it's a teacher that said

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Speaker 6: you can run very fast at school to the back.

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Speaker 4: In anger, or your anger, the show.

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Speaker 5: Thing you call up and go. I'm going to forgive

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Speaker 5: my ex. I'm going to forgive that teacher. I'm going

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Speaker 5: to forgive the.

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Speaker 6: DS for having a terrible year, for almost breaking Christian

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Speaker 6: Petraga in half.

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Speaker 5: Turn the back in anger, guys, do not look back

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Speaker 5: in ancher.

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Speaker 4: I think we all know we're playing Raio's game?

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Speaker 5: Are we do? We go with this one? I know

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Speaker 5: the country, don't say the country. Don't say the country?

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Speaker 6: Okay, so what country is this that Liam is singing

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Speaker 6: wonder Wall in?

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Speaker 5: What language? Alaska does? Isn't your football a door? See?

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Speaker 5: It does favourite listeners of a very small European country.

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Speaker 5: I just want to talk what it is.

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Speaker 6: We're just gonna get winners from that country. You don't

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Speaker 6: care for Oasis even they're coming.

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Speaker 5: There one that Carlos from the Balkans. But let's play

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Speaker 5: all right.

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Speaker 6: Lines are open now nine four one four one o

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Speaker 6: four three once more? What language is Leama Gallagher singing

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Speaker 6: wonder Wall in?

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Speaker 4: Last?

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Speaker 5: Cass? Isn't there are ten lines going? There's no way

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Speaker 5: you know what? Can you just add this?

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Speaker 16: Know what we did?

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Speaker 5: Ba Kankee see Donkey bodies.

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Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell Show Podcast Christian O'Connell's show. All right, we

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Speaker 6: have Oasis to tickets to give away the go and

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Speaker 6: soeut next Tuesday Live Nation dot com dot au for details.

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Speaker 6: But right now you've gotta work out what language are

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Speaker 6: Oasis singing? Wonderwall in alaskass just for the siky.

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Speaker 5: No what we did a bad kankee? See donkey Yo just.

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Speaker 6: Had the winning idea in our radio Shark anxious now

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Speaker 6: for all around the world.

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Speaker 5: Is that all with AI that you did that? Yes? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: hell that is fun.

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Speaker 6: I want I want more songs in different languages, not

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Speaker 6: just Oasis. I want to hear foreign Jimmy Barnes. Please,

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna give you a list by nine text in Actually,

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Speaker 6: what's the artist?

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Speaker 5: What's the song? Wen't pick the language is now I

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Speaker 5: know that this is a resource. I will ruin it.

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Speaker 5: Let's take AI away from Australia because all right, let's

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Speaker 5: find out what language do you think you are?

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Speaker 6: They're singing it? It's got to Amy for all. Good morning, Amy,

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Speaker 6: Good morning, all right.

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Speaker 5: Amy.

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Speaker 6: So you're big Oases fan. You're excited they're coming here

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Speaker 6: Halloween next year.

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Speaker 3: Very excited.

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Speaker 8: That's my birthday to day before as well.

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Speaker 5: Wow, have you ever seen the boys lives before?

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Speaker 1: Never?

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Speaker 15: No, I'm from New Zealand, so they don't ever make it.

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Speaker 3: Down that way.

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Speaker 5: No, they haven't announced the old key. We tort shit

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Speaker 5: all right?

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Speaker 6: So, Amy, what do you think the language is that

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Speaker 6: they're singing wonder Wall in Norwegian?

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Speaker 15: I freaked out. I came to my head.

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Speaker 5: You won't be surprised to hear that you're not going

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Speaker 5: to see Oasis.

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Speaker 4: It is not.

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Speaker 6: Now, come on, you can't change the fact fully any

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Speaker 6: to give you the money a millionaire scene.

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Speaker 4: Come on.

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Speaker 15: Check it?

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, I can't try again tomorrow. Okay, the

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Speaker 5: back in inga Amy, I'll tell you that game should

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Speaker 5: have been played. Jane, Good morning, Jane, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 6: How are you? I'm good? Jane A big Owaiss fan.

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Speaker 6: You already want to go next year?

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Speaker 16: Ah?

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Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I'd love to go.

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Speaker 15: It's be amazing.

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Speaker 6: And what do you think he's singing him Cantonese? Cantonese?

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Speaker 6: It's not Cantonese.

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Speaker 5: I don't speak German at school. Don't the other language?

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Speaker 5: I hope says a lot of you. It is not German.

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Speaker 5: It doesn't even sound doesn't sound German, it's not Norwegian,

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Speaker 5: and now we know it's not Cantonese. To how many

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Speaker 5: countries honor of the Lord? This very long time to

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Speaker 5: give Oasis tickets? Ashley? Hello, Ashley, do you think you

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Speaker 5: know what the languages Oasis are singing in?

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Speaker 15: Hopefully a bit of a bred of guests. But is

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Speaker 15: it Portuguese?

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Speaker 5: You are to see Oasis live? No, you're off. It

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Speaker 5: is Portuguese.

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Speaker 6: This language is Portuguese, one of the most common languages

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Speaker 6: of the world. I didn't know what's to speak my

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Speaker 6: the entire country of Brazil as well, but yeah, this

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Speaker 6: is Portuguese Oasis.

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Speaker 5: All right? So ever seen Oasis before? Ashley? Have just

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Speaker 5: one ticket?

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Speaker 15: I haven't, but this is so amazing.

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Speaker 5: Thank you so much, you really really enjoyed well. And

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Speaker 5: tell us about yourself, Ashley. What do you do? Where

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Speaker 5: are you now? Are your home or work?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I'm my home.

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Speaker 15: I've got the day off, but I am running late

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Speaker 15: for the school run. But that's okay, it doesn't matter.

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Speaker 15: That can wait.

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Speaker 5: So this is your day off and you want to

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Speaker 5: win these tickets so much you still called us up.

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Speaker 15: Yes, of course, I cannot believe this honestly to hear

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Speaker 15: the news that they got back together. I've they's been

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Speaker 15: my favorite band just for the longest time. This is

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Speaker 15: just incredible.

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Speaker 5: I'm so glad you were the winner where You're going

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Speaker 5: to love it.

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Speaker 6: You could even buy the tickets until next Tuesday, Ashley

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Speaker 6: enjoy Oasis, Well done, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: Look Christian connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show Every Wednesday, will It Feel? Stories of

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Speaker 6: coincidents and chance we hear some incredible stories every single

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Speaker 6: Wednesday or nine four one four one oh four three

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Speaker 6: during the next half an hour.

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Speaker 5: Who knows what stories we're gonna get.

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Speaker 6: You could be winning one thousand dollars in cash we

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Speaker 6: haven't given away yet on one thousand dollars we do

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Speaker 6: every week for Call of the Week, I believe it

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Speaker 6: or not?

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Speaker 4: All what are the uds?

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Speaker 5: You gotta be justhing me.

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Speaker 9: Like, were you with Cheryl who married a Hun?

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Speaker 4: Who works with the Cheryl.

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Speaker 5: Who married a Hun as well?

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Speaker 13: When I was younger, I worked as a camp count

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Speaker 13: floor at a summer camp in France. Two years later

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Speaker 13: I was working as a school photographer. There was this

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Speaker 13: kid and he recognized me from that summer camp. He

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Speaker 13: was on exchange from France in Australia.

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Speaker 19: Had a motorbike excellent and I smashed my right ankle.

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Speaker 19: I had to get up in the hospital and surgery.

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Speaker 19: I was going to show just my ankle, I thought, okay.

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Speaker 19: Came in and I said, we're going to shove you

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Speaker 19: from head to toe to Why so I'm only having

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Speaker 19: an ankle? Said, now you're having a kidney surgery. Two

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Speaker 19: beds down to die in the next bed.

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Speaker 17: He was poor.

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Speaker 19: Anthony Solomon's day of birth was as Simon. He was

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Speaker 19: having a kidney operator.

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Speaker 8: I have three brothers, Peter, Greg and Shane. My ex

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Speaker 8: husband was Peter, My next partner was Shane.

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Speaker 10: And now I'm looking through it.

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Speaker 8: Greg.

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Speaker 5: What are the odds you tell me? Listener?

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Speaker 6: Garrett Addison of the wattle Tree Health Group, Hi, Christiana Teen.

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Speaker 6: I'm the operations manager for an in home nursing service

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Speaker 6: or wattle Tree Health Group. Wattle Tree is going to

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Speaker 6: be pertinent to this story and spend my day saying

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Speaker 6: you can't make this stuff up. Last week I received

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Speaker 6: a call from a woman reporting she got our office

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Speaker 6: number from a car under a wattle Tree. She wasn't

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Speaker 6: inquiring about our services, but I was reporting that a

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Speaker 6: wattle tree had fallen on the wattle Tree Health Group

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Speaker 6: branded car.

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Speaker 5: What are the odds?

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Speaker 6: As my friend Garrett Addison says every day, you can't

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Speaker 6: make this up. As to send me to photo. You're

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Speaker 6: looking at the photo the answercription.

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Speaker 5: You can't make this up. Wow, it's a wattle tree

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Speaker 5: on the wattle Tree healthcar.

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Speaker 6: And then Friday, when visiting a client, I shared a

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Speaker 6: lift with a person who recognized the logo. She was

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Speaker 6: the woman who initially phoned says, say there's a wattle

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Speaker 6: tree on your company's branded car.

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Speaker 4: You can't make this stuff up.

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Speaker 6: The words of them, why sage like Garrett Addison of

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Speaker 6: wattle Tree Health Group.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much, Garrett Addison for that one. You

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Speaker 5: can't make it up. Patsy Panney, you've got one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you might think he's a bit wake though.

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Speaker 7: So I went and had my nails done last weekend

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Speaker 7: and I was with the Love God and he said,

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Speaker 7: you know what, I won't come. I'm going to stay

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Speaker 7: in the car and watch a bit of Netflix. He's

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Speaker 7: watching from on stand, riding to it like addicted. So

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Speaker 7: I said, all right, So anyway, as you do as

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Speaker 7: you're getting your nails done. I had to chet to

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Speaker 7: the lady Nick next to me. Turns out her husband

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Speaker 7: was also waiting in the car for her to get

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Speaker 7: a nails done, and her car was parked right next

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Speaker 7: to mine out the.

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Speaker 4: Front were watching the show.

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Speaker 5: This is up there with them? Alrighty, what are the odds?

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Speaker 5: That wasn't much?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast, What are the Odds?

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Speaker 6: Stories of coincidence and chance? First off this morning we

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Speaker 6: have Carl. Welcome to the show, Carl, Good morning team.

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Speaker 1: How are we going with the car?

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Speaker 6: Okay, what are the odds are the last six digits

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Speaker 6: of my mobile phone number are the same as the

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Speaker 6: last six digits on my medicare cart?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 4: Wow?

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Speaker 5: What are the chances of that? That is crazy?

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Speaker 13: They're watching Who's watching?

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Speaker 5: You know, Jack's obviously working for the man with Who's

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Speaker 5: Who's watching? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: A little bit too close to come towards to Jack? Right, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: we said too much, Carl. I'll meet you in a

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Speaker 6: chat room tonight. Okay, you know the code? Yeah yea, yeah,

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Speaker 6: yeah yeah yeah, we said too much. Wake up Sheepaul.

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Speaker 6: During all that years ago in dark COVID times five.

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Speaker 6: G have your backside, that's what they want, Sarah. Good morning,

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Sarah.

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Speaker 8: What are.

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Speaker 5: You got it? Sister preach.

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Speaker 12: So over the school holidays, I had my nephew visiting

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Speaker 12: from Canberra and I was returning him back to his

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Speaker 12: mum on Sunday.

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Speaker 15: At the airport.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, putting him in the post, getting rid of him,

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Speaker 12: send back to my sister, and we had a mad

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Speaker 12: dash to actually get.

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Speaker 15: To the gates because of lots and lots of headaches.

905
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Speaker 12: Anyway, we get there and he's going unaccompanied minor. There's

906
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Speaker 12: another little boy that is unaccompanied minor, and the kids

907
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Speaker 12: have looked at each other and gone, oh my god, Mum,

908
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Speaker 12: it's the kids in the skate park that we were

909
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Speaker 12: playing with. And he's flying back to Canberra where he

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Speaker 12: lives as well.

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00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 5: That's pretty good skate mates.

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Speaker 15: It's so she down.

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Speaker 5: Each other, but like little skate buddies on the plane.

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Speaker 9: That's it.

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00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,880
Speaker 12: It was great and we just saw how random.

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Speaker 5: Skate mates. Sarah, you've got it, Yes, Sarah, thank you

917
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:44,320
Speaker 5: very much. You care. I love it.

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Speaker 8: Thank you.

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00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,319
Speaker 5: We've got someone from the game. Guess who clauds here.

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Speaker 6: Claude Morning team, Good morning, Claude, okem claude, Claude, what's

921
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Speaker 6: your story for us?

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Speaker 17: Look, my daughter lifts are signific calculator on the train

923
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Speaker 17: on the way to school, and you know, in a

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Speaker 17: bit of a panic. So my sister's a train driver,

925
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Speaker 17: and I gave her a call.

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Speaker 19: She was actually at.

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Speaker 17: Flindustry station waiting for that train, and said she'd give

928
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Speaker 17: it a.

929
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Speaker 19: Walk through and search through. And she just picked it

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Speaker 19: up and said, Yep, I've got it.

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Speaker 5: Boy, I found calculator. Calculator.

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Speaker 6: Mates, you got it, Claude, Thank you very much, Claude,

933
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Speaker 6: Thanks mate, He knew all right nine four one four

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Speaker 6: one four three.

935
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Speaker 4: It wasn't a big closer, it was no.

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Speaker 6: It's a story of mild lost and found, not a

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Speaker 6: coincidence or chance, Claude.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell's show. What are the odd stories of coincidence

940
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Speaker 6: and chance? Not finding calculators on trains? But thank you

941
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Speaker 6: Claude always who we got here?

942
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Speaker 5: Christy? Good morning, Hello, good morning, good morning.

943
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Speaker 6: It sounds like you've got your at work sort. We

944
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Speaker 6: all have a sort of formal phone voice story. Hello, Hello,

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Speaker 6: how can I help you?

946
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Speaker 15: Good morning?

947
00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 5: Good morning, Christy. What's your story for us? What are

948
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:16,200
Speaker 5: the odds?

949
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Speaker 11: You've been years ago?

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Speaker 15: I lived in the state.

951
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Speaker 11: My cousin had a you born baby girl. So I

952
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Speaker 11: went off and bought the born Welcome to the family card,

953
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Speaker 11: wrapping paper and a cute little gift, wrapped it all up,

954
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Speaker 11: came over to Melbourne, did the meet and greet with

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Speaker 11: my mum as well and my cousin's baby. We had

956
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Speaker 11: the same card, same wrapping paper and exactly the same dress.

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00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 4: Wow, that's good.

958
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 5: The threesome. That is incredible. Card wrapping paper and the

959
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Speaker 5: gift and the gift.

960
00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:53,440
Speaker 4: Wow, that's great.

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00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 5: Is a great story for what are the odds? Christy?

962
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 5: Thank you very much for sharing it with us. Mate,

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Speaker 5: have a good day.

964
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Speaker 13: Thank you you you two.

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Speaker 5: Bye. Denise, good morning.

966
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Speaker 11: Good morning.

967
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:08,840
Speaker 5: Is it Denise or Denis Denise?

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Speaker 3: Yes, like denn nephew, but Denise.

969
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 5: We start the name game. I love it. What a

970
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 5: great name. Once more, just won't get this right. Your

971
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:32,800
Speaker 5: name is pronounced Denise. Gotcha? All right? Okay, So Denise,

972
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 5: your story please? Well what are the art you got it?

973
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Speaker 13: So?

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Speaker 3: I'm a nurse in age care and I had a resident.

975
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Speaker 3: I went to introduce myself and I said, Hi, my

976
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Speaker 3: name's Denise.

977
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Speaker 19: He's gone.

978
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Speaker 3: My name's Dennis, and I'm going. My father's name is Dennis,

979
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Speaker 3: and he's gone. My daughter's names Denise, and I just thought,

980
00:46:58,239 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 3: what have you?

981
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 5: You're right, can't make this up. Garret, your eye right

982
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 5: there in front of you.

983
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Speaker 11: The whole connection, the d d especially in h I've

984
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Speaker 11: been there nineteen years.

985
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 5: And you never had this before. I never never the

986
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:21,240
Speaker 5: Dennis Denise connection.

987
00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:22,319
Speaker 4: And you may never have it again.

988
00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:26,439
Speaker 3: No, and my father passed away when he was sixty nine,

989
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:31,399
Speaker 3: and so his name was Dennis and his daughter's name

990
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Speaker 3: was Denise.

991
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 15: I was gobsmacked, you would be.

992
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, we are, we are gobsmacked. Well, Denise, I'm so

993
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Speaker 6: glad you called the show today.

994
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Speaker 11: Why, thank you.

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00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,839
Speaker 13: I enjoyed listening to your show.

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00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 5: Thank you.

997
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it so thank you.

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00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:56,560
Speaker 6: Thank you for thanking each other. It's a thank of Oh, Denise,

999
00:47:56,640 --> 00:48:00,400
Speaker 6: thank you very much. You call you too, Knowase studio.

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Speaker 5: Now those days are over the awful rumors. Lauren, good morning,

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00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 5: Good morning.

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00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:11,640
Speaker 3: Lauren, good morning, Hello, thank you for all the chats.

1003
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 5: What's going on? I love it? Hey, Lauren, welcome to

1004
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:18,240
Speaker 5: the show.

1005
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 3: Thank you. What what are the odds? Yeah, I went

1006
00:48:22,840 --> 00:48:25,520
Speaker 3: on a holiday with a girlfriend to Bali many years ago.

1007
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 3: Saw some guys in the street. She was like, oh,

1008
00:48:28,600 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 3: he's pretty good looking. Went back to our hotels, same hotels,

1009
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 3: went up to our rooms room next door they were

1010
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 3: staying in. Turned out they started chatting. Both from Malvin

1011
00:48:41,760 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 3: in Melbourne. Both vegetarians married to this day with three children.

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00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:47,480
Speaker 5: Wow.

1013
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 4: Love.

1014
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 5: It was looking at the vegetarians. I was ready to

1015
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:55,400
Speaker 5: say thank you for the chats, but no, from the

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Speaker 5: halls of vegetarianism. Wow we incredible story.

1017
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Speaker 3: Lodon believe it or not, and that was an amazing holiday.

1018
00:49:06,719 --> 00:49:10,480
Speaker 5: Yeah bat wow we that is a lovely stuff. Well, Lauren,

1019
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,279
Speaker 5: thank you for the chat.

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Speaker 3: Thank you again, Bye, thank you again.

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00:49:13,719 --> 00:49:16,440
Speaker 1: Look, Christian Connell Show podcast.

1022
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,440
Speaker 5: Up for grabs today. I'm the time waster.

1023
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 6: Good double pass to go and see you be fourteen

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00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 6: next week on their Red Red Wine tour with Eagle

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Speaker 6: Eye Cherry October the seventeenth Margaret Court Arena. Tickets are

1026
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Speaker 6: on sale now at Ticketech. You can win them on

1027
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:42,919
Speaker 6: Today's Time Wastter. Today's time waste. It is National Insect Week.

1028
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:46,320
Speaker 6: We're looking for your insect movies. But before all of that,

1029
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:52,799
Speaker 6: three incredible facts from insect sexpert professor and figures on.

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Speaker 5: Hat a job.

1031
00:49:56,480 --> 00:50:00,799
Speaker 6: Insects sexpert professor. These are InCred facts. By the way,

1032
00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 6: stick insects. I'm stumbling because some of the language. Stick

1033
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:11,360
Speaker 6: insects have sex for seventy nine continuous days, almost three months.

1034
00:50:12,560 --> 00:50:15,160
Speaker 6: It's viewed as an extreme version of tantric sex. This

1035
00:50:15,320 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 6: is what sting gets up to. The male and female

1036
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:22,279
Speaker 6: essentially stay glued together for over three months to reproduce.

1037
00:50:22,960 --> 00:50:25,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, you do see stick insects together.

1038
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1039
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:32,440
Speaker 6: The male water boatman has the world's loudest penis. It

1040
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 6: competes for female's attention by using its abdomen that's a

1041
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 6: string and his penis as a bow like a genital violin.

1042
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:43,920
Speaker 6: Really yeah, it can reach sounds of up to one

1043
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 6: hundred decibels.

1044
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:48,600
Speaker 5: That's really loud. That's he could have a power tool

1045
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:49,439
Speaker 5: or a car horn.

1046
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 4: Where are these bugs?

1047
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 5: Why do you want to go and see them? Today?

1048
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:54,600
Speaker 5: We've got front.

1049
00:50:54,480 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 6: Rohorros price male honey have a very unfortunate climax. They die,

1050
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:10,040
Speaker 6: they do, their testicles explode and they instantly they do

1051
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 6: what a way to go?

1052
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:18,719
Speaker 5: He he died doing what he loved. That guy. You

1053
00:51:18,719 --> 00:51:20,320
Speaker 5: don't want to set that off by accident, do you?

1054
00:51:20,760 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 5: Wabbing a dave? Well, he was playing around this music

1055
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:29,400
Speaker 5: Catholic and then you know, stunning little cyburb and that

1056
00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 5: was the end of Bob. So many funerals. You have

1057
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:41,600
Speaker 5: to go to gym mates, those poor honey bees. Alrighty.

1058
00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:48,000
Speaker 6: Insect movies, insect movies. What are those little insects watching?

1059
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 5: Flea?

1060
00:51:49,680 --> 00:52:02,600
Speaker 6: Willie Gold Lizard of Boss an insect. Yeah, every insect

1061
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:03,279
Speaker 6: dreams of.

1062
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 5: Being a lizard. Guys, you go to the insect house

1063
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:11,000
Speaker 5: at Melbourne. Zoom's waiting for her, a long tailed lizard.

1064
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,360
Speaker 4: While he's in the wrong enclosure.

1065
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:15,840
Speaker 5: You tell him he wants to be with his insect brothers.

1066
00:52:16,760 --> 00:52:19,439
Speaker 6: They love a rom com insects. Yeah, oh my god,

1067
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:25,160
Speaker 6: they love you carn't that's right? Lava actually silver, he's

1068
00:52:25,280 --> 00:52:28,240
Speaker 6: knit that into you silver plus all right, jacket.

1069
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 5: Well, what have you got? Insect movies?

1070
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 4: Manchester by the Sea was a beautiful movie, Yeah, yeah,

1071
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:40,520
Speaker 4: but intense Manchester by the Flea pro Richie rich was

1072
00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 4: a good movie.

1073
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 5: Today. Oh yeah, Roachi roach, yeah yeah, Silver put in

1074
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 5: the lizard.

1075
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,680
Speaker 4: Else Weekend at worms.

1076
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:51,879
Speaker 5: Now that's better.

1077
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:58,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, Silver Mothenheimer, Yeah, Silver an American fly.

1078
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, then what have you got?

1079
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:07,439
Speaker 6: Then? We're looking for your insect movies out whatever letzen ones?

1080
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 5: Have you got? Uh, you're lucky. I was trying to

1081
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:12,880
Speaker 5: force a rear to let me have a ratnets and

1082
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 5: spiders as well.

1083
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,520
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast time wasted today.

1084
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:21,839
Speaker 6: We're looking for your insect movies. Sadly, not a single

1085
00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 6: one of you who's gone down the lizard road. Basic nice,

1086
00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 6: shame pity them. You're right, all right, let's mark them

1087
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:32,120
Speaker 6: and see who's going to be best in show when

1088
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,880
Speaker 6: a pair of ticket's going to see you be fourteen

1089
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:38,520
Speaker 6: next week, Center of a Ladybug.

1090
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:41,880
Speaker 5: Silver, Lovely Little Things, the Fly You Love Me.

1091
00:53:42,960 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 6: Silvil plus jamagoty Ah Gold what unstew four metal maggots

1092
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 6: Gold Kate, well done. A lot of them have been

1093
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 6: influenced by the male honeybee and it's exploding Genitalia. I've

1094
00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 6: weeded out a lot, but some need to be aired

1095
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:04,239
Speaker 6: because they're funny, cloudy.

1096
00:54:03,960 --> 00:54:05,600
Speaker 5: With a chance of exploding balls.

1097
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:09,040
Speaker 4: Ah, so you didn't make up the exploding balls part?

1098
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 5: No really, no, no, no, no, no, that's science. No,

1099
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 5: Garrett said, you can't make this stuff up.

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00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,760
Speaker 4: I'm with you, brother, Gold.

1101
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:23,440
Speaker 6: It's funnier that it is true that actually happens. Shame

1102
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:26,280
Speaker 6: on David Ahmra for not doing like a rude version

1103
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 6: of Planet Earth. You won't believe these day little kids

1104
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,440
Speaker 6: to exploding balls.

1105
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:38,439
Speaker 5: Exploding balls on over the screen. Where was I? Oh, yeah,

1106
00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,640
Speaker 5: ten things. I hate it. No, it's not very funny. No,

1107
00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:45,520
Speaker 5: that's not good. To Honeybee, I told you there this Honeybee.

1108
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 5: I blew up my test. I shot the goods man.

1109
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:51,760
Speaker 5: That's funny.

1110
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:53,680
Speaker 4: That's gold plus honey.

1111
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 5: I blew up my test, called Steve. That should be

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Speaker 5: the title of today's show. Put up on iTunes and Spotify.

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Speaker 6: Termites of endearments Silver Bruce turmighty Gold, watch out for

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Speaker 6: John tick Gold.

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Speaker 5: Chloe.

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Speaker 6: That's very good, sorries because I just saw her surname

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Speaker 6: Chloe Osterbeek Money by the Act to James Vanderbeek and

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Speaker 6: how much I loved Dawson's Creek.

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Speaker 4: Why why didn't you ask us that the other day?

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Speaker 4: He said? Out of nowhere? Who else is Dawson's Crease.

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Speaker 5: Right team Pasty by the way for me.

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Speaker 6: Was I was channel surfing right and I suddenly saw

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Speaker 6: them as an episode midway through off Dawson's Creek, so.

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Speaker 5: I watched it. I forgot.

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Speaker 6: I love this show Closet Dawson Creek fan, Big Joshua

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Speaker 6: Jackson fan more than Vanderbek. Anyway, Let's move on. She's

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Speaker 6: or Nat Gold, Big Daddy. What a great movie that was,

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Speaker 6: John Stewart and the Salmon, Big Daddy, Long Legs, Silver Insect,

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Speaker 6: Tannah Jones instead of Indiana Jones. More Team Wolf.

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Speaker 5: Anthony with an H's very good and the.

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Speaker 6: Weavil Dead Gold. All right, so fair some great ones today, Steve.

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Speaker 4: I'm guessing you, Honeybee, I blew up my testicle.

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Speaker 5: But that's it.

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Speaker 6: Well done, Steve, Well done. You're off to see you

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Speaker 6: be fourteen. Join Last Song for Us today and Mob

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Speaker 6: Session Ice House, Christian O'Connell show podcast, Let's talk tomorrow's

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Speaker 6: show today, Join us again tomorrow if you dare o

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Speaker 6: waits his tickets. We're taking you to go and see

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Speaker 6: the best show in town, Tina, Turn of the Musical.

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Speaker 5: Not just going to the show. That's a bit short.

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Speaker 5: What drop us off at the theater? I'm starving.

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Speaker 6: Well, we're taking you out for we just found out

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Speaker 6: an eye water and the expensive meal. If Jack Invaders

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Speaker 6: were you, you'd be sharing a KFC bucket. I donh no, No,

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Speaker 6: this show behind Jack and I's back has played a blinder.

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Speaker 5: We are shouting you that. I'll tell you what it is.

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Speaker 5: Probably gonna be the best dinner of the year.

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Speaker 4: You got the best shown and twenty dollars per person.

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Speaker 5: But apparently they got a great deal.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we know what that deal was, one hundred. So

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Speaker 6: you enjoy your dinner. That's up for Graham's tomorrow on

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Speaker 6: the show. And this is going to be about the

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Speaker 6: name game, as.

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Speaker 5: In do you have a name that's a pain?

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Speaker 4: A name you always need to explain.

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Speaker 9: Well, we may name my name as in game, my.

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Speaker 20: Show name as in Rebbit touch Funny, Peter Droppings hopping here, Yes,

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Speaker 20: Jackie Boy world Ard Caller two.

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Speaker 3: My first name is as in Metric met.

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Speaker 5: No Graham, Inch, no Volume, no Ruler, Yes, Caller three.

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Speaker 12: Our name as in pre school.

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Speaker 15: Straightaway.

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Speaker 5: That's how to play.

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Speaker 4: My name is in game.

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Speaker 6: Return tomorrow morning at a If you want to play, email.

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Speaker 5: Me Christian Christian O'Connell dot com. Dot a youth thanks

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Speaker 5: to join the show. We are back tomorrow.

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